Anyway put the patient on a non-metallic table and run a metal detector over them.
Doctor: "Where's the table?"
Nurse: "It was right here under the patient, who seems to be lying on the floor... "
Doctor: "Oh... Where shall we have lunch?"
If you were told that the only way you could have an ability such as telapthy would be to eliminate your attachments and improve your moral quality (given a moral standard of course), would you set out in achieving it?
Of course! Attachments are evil and lead to viruses on your computers.
It would be nice to have some technical information on how an ordinary person could manufacture a timepiece of this exact precision. Are the materials from a very deep mine? Are they hydrogen materials? Why is this clock so accurate?
If you have "OT: [...]" in your subject line, and you're modded "off topic", isn't it really ON topic? I think that mods should get shocks just for putting Eddy in the spacetime continuum for that.
it's like a tivo for the future. wanna know who wins the golf tournament, but don't want to sit around and wait for it? go into a state of suspended animation!
Want to know what nerds of the future will find interesting? Go into a state of suspended animation, and then on Slashdot, you can read the latest... er... nevermind.
As the old security adage goes, if untrusted software is run on your machine, it's not your machine anymore. [microsoft.com]
Well, if that's true, then NONE of my computers have ever been mine. I was going to make a crack about the one which runs Debian being mine, but after yesterday's news...
Slashdot Mirror
We ascend to godhood. Either that, or we get free slashdot subscriptions.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
It's already happened!
It's turtles all the way down, young man.
Here's hoping slashdotters don't decide to turn this thread into an abortion debate.
Gosh. I've never heard of such a thing. Is there some sort of disagreement which turns up once in a while on slashdot?
I'll bet there aren't ANY jokes to be made about the second pic of Pål Liljebäck with that impressive thing...
Finally. An "in-sightful" post!
Democracies can be imperfect [...]
Gasp! You need to go talk to Papa-Bear O'Reilly *right now*!
Warwalking. "Hm... Spidey-sense tingling. w00t! Free wireless!"
Anyway put the patient on a non-metallic table and run a metal detector over them.
Doctor: "Where's the table?"
Nurse: "It was right here under the patient, who seems to be lying on the floor... "
Doctor: "Oh... Where shall we have lunch?"
Why not just implant the receiver wand inside the patient? Then you can wave the scalpels over it. Or something.
What does a Monty Python quote have to do with a tryst?
Spankings! Spankings for everybody! And then...
If you were told that the only way you could have an ability such as telapthy would be to eliminate your attachments and improve your moral quality (given a moral standard of course), would you set out in achieving it?
Of course! Attachments are evil and lead to viruses on your computers.
Goddamn slashdot's filtering crap. Insert witty comment between the asterisks.
You forget that COBOL will once again become the language of the future, and all the clocks will think it's year ** by then.
It would be nice to have some technical information on how an ordinary person could manufacture a timepiece of this exact precision. Are the materials from a very deep mine? Are they hydrogen materials? Why is this clock so accurate?
*sob*
See this page: http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/atomclocks /page6.asp
Pfft. You'll regret saying that when the readers of the future see the article's 3.56*10^12th dupe.
If you have "OT: [...]" in your subject line, and you're modded "off topic", isn't it really ON topic? I think that mods should get shocks just for putting Eddy in the spacetime continuum for that.
They can't even RTF Grandparent.
Agreed! They're just so wrinkly.
it's like a tivo for the future. wanna know who wins the golf tournament, but don't want to sit around and wait for it? go into a state of suspended animation!
Want to know what nerds of the future will find interesting? Go into a state of suspended animation, and then on Slashdot, you can read the latest... er... nevermind.
As the old security adage goes, if untrusted software is run on your machine, it's not your machine anymore. [microsoft.com]
Well, if that's true, then NONE of my computers have ever been mine. I was going to make a crack about the one which runs Debian being mine, but after yesterday's news...
... does it run... aw, fuckitall.
*head asplode*
...right before "Space Station" in the headline?
Yeah, me neither.
To be fair[...]
Wow. That's two of you this evening!