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  1. Re:BARRATRY! on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 1

    Building encryption and authentication software for businesses that require a secure network?

  2. Re:Windows CE, oddly enough on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it's scary. Why do you think it's abbreviated as WinCE?

  3. Re:Enders Game on Engineering From Science Fiction · · Score: 1

    Ancible networks are very bandwidth constrained

    Well, that's because the signal attenuation is horrible beyond a few million light-years. And that's assuming you have your quanta properly entangled.

  4. Missing technology on Engineering From Science Fiction · · Score: 4, Funny

    After reading entries like "Fatser-than-light communications" and seeing a number of misspelled words ("socendly"), I'd say the one technology they desperately need is a spellchecker!

  5. Re:Ironic on Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but you are forgetting. Microsoft was only an illegal monopoly under the Clinton administration. Under Bush, Microsoft is as innocent as Halliburton.

  6. Re:That's not true on Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows · · Score: 1

    I'd refute that, but my heating ducts need work, and I'm waiting for a Heating Engineer to be dispatched. Some guy named Tuttle.

  7. Voracious veracity? on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    "Voracious veracity?"
    "Pestiferous profanity?"

    My aural sense has never been assailed with such hyperbole!

  8. Ink Magnum revisited on Giant "Inkjet Printer" · · Score: 1

    With a printer that size, might we start to see magnums of "ink"?

    Ha! A self-referential joke! I'll just go lie down and die now - there's no way I can sink any lower.

  9. Re:Why hasn't this been shot down in the on Anti-Patriot Act Movement Expands · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't this been shot down in the Supreme Court by now

    Because there aren't any cases before the Supreme Court.

    then again there an outnumbering amount of Republicans, well we should balence that next election.

    Supreme Court justices aren't elected, and their appointments are for life.

  10. I guess it's a good thing on Ink More Expensive Than Champagne · · Score: 4, Funny

    that your printer doesn't require a magnum of ink!

  11. IF you are a law-enforcement offer? on eBay Provides No Privacy For Sellers · · Score: 1

    How do they know the supposed LEO isn't channeling Jon Lovitz?

    "Hi. My name is...Bob...Jones...yeah, that's it. And I'm a detective...that's the ticket. And I need information about a seller..."

  12. Re:No good books? on Linux Clustering · · Score: 1

    What happens when your one beastly computer goes down?

  13. Re:Another URL on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 1

    You want insanity? There's a story over at Byte that quotes Chris Sontag as saying, basically, that all OSes are potentially derivative of SCO's property and could be a target, including the BSDs, and possibly even Microsoft and Apple. But not Sun (Makes me wonder what McNealy has on SCO...). The direct quote is:

    "We believe that UNIX System V provided the basic building blocks for all subsequent computer operating systems, and that they all tend to be derived from UNIX System V (and therefore are claimed as SCO's intellectual property)."

    But another more interesting point is the German guy who saw the offending code and said that although the functions in the file do the same thing (duh), the specific code does not really match. Copyrights only cover implementation, not ideas.

    I think SCO has a straw man.

  14. What's the message? on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 1

    Are they saying that their own citizens are too irrational and hot-headed to tolerate a fictional exploration of themes already addressed by the "three divine religions"?

    Talk about advancing a stereotype!

  15. WTF? on SCO Might Sue Linus for Patent Infringement? · · Score: 1

    Exactly how the f*** can they sue Linus for patent infringement when their press release yesterday as much as said "OK, we don't have the patents or copyrights, but it's all about the contracts!"?

    I liked Darl's wording, too: "Unless people start giving us money, we'll have to sue the guy that made things hard for us."

    I mean, the guy's just whining now.

  16. Re:Hey hey, on Next Generation Space Shuttles · · Score: 1

    Actually, nearly every proposed idea eliminated the tiles in favor of newer technologies.

  17. input type crash on HTML Rendering Crashes IE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, software that does what it's told!

  18. In other news on BSDs to be Merged · · Score: 1

    Did you hear about this RFC for an "evil" bit in the IPv4 headers?

  19. Re:Not even trying on Enlightenment goes 1.0 · · Score: 1

    Did you forget last year? It was just as lame and obvious.

  20. Please stop on Gnomemeeting Closes the Source · · Score: 1

    Man, this is worse than last year.

  21. This reminds me... on IPv4 Headers Investigated · · Score: 1

    ...of this

  22. Newsletter ruins the joke on Gentoo Linux Rethinks Package Management System · · Score: 1

    The newsletter actually says "Note: This is an April Fool's joke." I mean, if you have to explain the joke...

  23. Re:smaller cellphones on More on Lenses with a Negative Index of Refraction · · Score: 1

    Well, I figure you'd need glasses with this special material too, to actually make out the individual buttons on the phone.

    Good news! They just created this lens with a negative index of refraction that might make that possible!

    Oh, wait...

  24. Re:What is the point? on Vehicular LCD for Server Monitoring · · Score: 1

    Given that the article is written by and for people whose server needs begins with their mp3 collection and ends with games, that statement might make sense.

    I got the feeling that real-world practicality wasn't much of a concern. This is nothing more than "We did it because we could, and we had money to burn."

  25. Good Point on Microsoft To Teach Undergrads About Secure Computing · · Score: 1

    Given the sheer number of programming errors that can lead to security vulnerabilities, it probably makes sense to learn from the company that has tried them all.

    Can't argue with that!