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  1. Hey Torquemada! on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: 1

    We've flattened their fingers
    We branded their buns
    Nothing is working
    Send in the nuns!

  2. Re:Let me be the first... on No-Fail Identity Theft – Live and In Person · · Score: 1

    "This isn't social engineering,"

    "Talk slick and carry fake documents, and you can make your way into the heart of most businesses."

    Pretty much the definition of social engineering.

  3. Re:Oh great... on Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals · · Score: 1

    As someone pointed out, this isn't about a colonial-british "stand toe to toe and shoot each other" style battle between the military and armed civilians.

    This is about guerilla warfare, and the massive impact a single armed citizen could have by SELECTIVELY popping SPECIFIC people with bullets.

    Vietnam taught this to us. Afghanistan and Iraq are giving us the refresher.

    Also, the fact that the person shooting at them could be a friend or family member is going to make the police and military DISTINCTLY uncomfortable, inhibiting their efficacy.

  4. Re:Oh great... on Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals · · Score: 1

    "I for one could hardly live without freedom of speech, but I have no problem to live without a gun."

    False choice.

    Nobody is saying you have to live without either. In fact, the second could aid in protecting the first.

  5. Arm bears? on Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals · · Score: 1

    Bears already have arms. They're attached to their claws.

  6. Well Kubrick died... on Whatever Happened To AI? · · Score: 1

    And Spielberg took over the project....

  7. Re:This article is contradictory on Studies Confirm That Bad Boys Get More Girls · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, it's not. You're a victim of misreading and over-editing.

    You missed the key sentence.

    At their extreme , these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies.

    They're saying that while a little of these traits can get you laid, excessive levels of them wind up getting you ostracized from society.

  8. Re:Not a thief on Confessions of a Wi-Fi Thief · · Score: 1

    A door does not announce:
    Hi! Here I am! (SSID broadcast)
    I'm unlocked! (No WEP/WPA or MAC limitation)
    Please come in! (Assigns an IP address)
    Here! Help yourself! (Assigns a gateway and routes packets.)

    So you're comparing apples and cheese graters.

  9. All I've got to say on Bell, SuperMicro Sued Over GPL · · Score: 4, Funny

    GNU more Mr. Nice Guy...

    *Pulls on asbestos undies*

  10. Re:Audiophiles on Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable · · Score: 1

    I have a special model that goes to 11.001315 for the ultimate in hyper-level acoustic excess. I can precisely beat myself into jelly with this model and a couple of 5-story high speaker stacks.

  11. Bah, just buy the shielded stuff then. on Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable · · Score: 1

    Wow. $3-4 for UTP, and $5-7 for the same length of STP.

  12. Looking at the Amazon listing for this. on Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable · · Score: 1

    $510 for the cable.

    And here's all the tags associated with it:

    snake oil
    waste of money
    ripoff
    unconscionable
    stupid
    throwing your money away
    pure garbage
    cheat
    immoral
    denon
    harry potter
    fraud
    auto-erotic asphixiation
    internet
    itsjustadamnethernetcable
    not good
    overpriced
    pt barnum
    pure lunacy
    shameful
    slashdot
    snakeoil
    utter stupidity of monumental scale

    And the reviews are just hilarious.

    Needless to say, anyone stupid enough to buy one of these needs to be shot on general principles, not to mention preventing such stupidity from being disseminated into the gene pool.

  13. Haiku points! on Japanese Company Says Laws of Physics Don't Apply — to Cars · · Score: 3, Funny

    This season a car
    It breaks the laws of physics
    Investor fraud aye

  14. Re:MAGI? on Microchips With Multiple "Selves" · · Score: 1

    Aw come on! I don't want to explode into a communal goo again!

    Been there, done that, sent postcards (only look if you have a strong stomach).

  15. You want skepticism? on How To Teach a Healthy Dose of Skepticism? · · Score: 1

    A father was imparting his wisdom to his son.

    "Son, there are two rules in life. Number one. Trust nobody. Number two. Trust only me."

    "Yes papa!"

    "Are you ready to follow these two rules?"

    "Yes papa!"

    "Do you trust me?"

    "Yes papa!"

    And with that, the father picked up his son and dropped him on his head.

    When the child had finished sobbing hysterically, he asked his father why he'd done that.

    "You forgot Rule Number One."

  16. Re:Sure, "Forgotten", right on RIAA's Throwing In the Towel Covered a Sucker Punch · · Score: 1

    Hey, I never said it was RIGHT.

    I just said that it is, currently, legal.

    Personally, I'd pay to see these fuckers burning in hell right now myself.

  17. Re:Sure, "Forgotten", right on RIAA's Throwing In the Towel Covered a Sucker Punch · · Score: 5, Informative

    "How are these underhanded lying scumbag tactics even legal?"

    Because forum shopping isn't illegal.

    And there is no double jeopardy rules in civil cases. They're allowed to bring the case to court as many times as they can find venues.

    HOWEVER, because of the preceeding cases, every venue they pop up in should get their case shot down again, and again, and again.

    Think "whack-a-mole".

    But things like neglecting to attach case history is stuff that can get these fuckers censured and possibly disbarred.

    Here's hoping!

  18. Just lay back and enjoy it. on Nokia Urges Linux Developers To Be Cool With DRM · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Two words for that:

    Eat shit

    Two more words for that:

    and die

    If they want the benefits of open source, they play by the rules. If they don't want to play by the rules, they can fuck the hell off and develop the shit themselves and pay for it.

  19. I for one... on China Says It Lacks Skills To Hack US Systems · · Score: 1, Funny

    Welcome our "we're too primitive to hack" hacker overlords.

    Oh yes. One more thing.

    *COUGH*BULLSHIT*COUGH*BULLSHIT*COUGH*

    Now where were we?

  20. Birds of a feather.... on eBay's Plan to Force PayPal Rejected Down Under · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, but EBay is just as shady as PayPal is.

    I refuse to EVER give any more money to PayPal or EBay again.

  21. Sorry! Physical access! on Chinese Government Accused of Hacking Congress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, they could have been running a fully locked down setup that even the legitimate END USER has trouble getting into, and it wouldn't make any difference.

    If they were able to get the laptop long enough to copy the system, you're screwed either way.

  22. Re:Wrong section, eds! on Safari "Carpet Bomb" Attack Code Released · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. It's a problem with Windows Internet Explorer that's exacerbated by a problem with Windows Safari.

    Safari should NOT be auto-dumping files onto the Windows desktop. PERIOD.

    There's enough blame to go around everywhere.

  23. I feel sorry for the Boy Scouts. on Boy Scouts Ask Open Source Community For Help · · Score: 1

    As an Eagle Scout (and current heterosexual lapsed Catholic) I feel sorry for the Scouting Organization. They're deeply in bed with their major supporter, the Mormon Church. And they've been told, in no uncertain words, that if they even unofficially allows gays or atheists/agnostics, they cut off all their funding. And we're talking about more than a couple million bucks here.

    Yes, they could say "go to hell". But then when the funding dries up, and they have to close 3/4 of all their facilities, exactly how large of an impact (positive or otherwise) can they have on the boys they deal with?

    It's nice to hear so many people who think they should cut off their nose to spite their face. And, on a certain level, I DO agree with this sentiment. I simply thing they do more good the way they are than if they hobbled themselves.

    Scouting is about developing as a PERSON. Not a Christian, not gay or straight, a person. Sexuality has exactly (excuse the pun) DICK to do with the equation. And even religion, other than pointing out that a person should be moral and upright as they can manage, is only a very VERY small factor (or at least was for me).

    Personally, I would have no qualms about having a fellow Scout who didn't believe (or wasn't sure of) the existence of God. As long as they act within the spirit (if you're pardon the expression) of Scouting, they could be a freaking Scientologist for all I care. What they subscribe to (or fail to subscribe to) within their religious life has little to do with me.

    Also, other than a mild discomfort that's due to social conditioning and that I haven't totally shaken off, I really have no legitimate bitches about having fellow Scouts who may be non-heterosexual. Sadly, when I was younger and slightly more immature, I probably would have been less "understanding". Again, social programming and the fact that I was in my early to mid teens and not really an expert on my own sexuality yet, so I probably wouldn't have been the best person to come to for a frank discussion on one's choice of sexual identity.

    Okay...now where was I...damn moral rants...

    Anyhoo, I think that if something like what they want exists, great. Use it, have fun.
    If anyone wants to develop stuff for them, great. Use it, have fun.

    If they simply want cost-free software and development time to suit their own needs, no. Sorry. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 merit badges.

    If anyone has personal issues with their social policy, don't develop for them. If they use a project you've contributed time/code/money to? Suck it up and drive on or contribute to a new project.

    THIS! IS! FREE SOFTWARE!

  24. Great, but is it fireproof? on Paper Stronger Than Cast Iron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or treatable to be fire-resistant?

    I can see a lot of uses for it even if it isn't. But I can see some fairly awe-inspiring ones if it's possible.

  25. Welcome back to paying by the bit..... on AT&T Embraces BitTorrent, Considers Usage-Based Pricing · · Score: 1

    What took you so long to come back. You KNEW you'd be back right? WE did!

    Now bend over and think happy thoughts!