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  1. Re:Green Transportation? on China's New Craze: E-bikes · · Score: 1

    here's goes:

    In Red China, bicycle pedals you.

    I'm terribly sorry for that, but it seemed to be the first appropriate version of the joke in ages.

  2. Re:faith-based accounting on NASA's Finances in Disarray · · Score: 1
    I was working at Intel from 2000 - 2003, and can remember exactly when the economy started to go south. It was in the fall of 2000 (only 7 months after Bush took office)... We had just posted record earnings for the last quarter of over 8.7 Billion... and yet the same day our stock plummeted... and so did everyone elses. All of the sudden everyone realized that all this "infinite growth" crap that was flying around wasnt true. The bubble began to burst...the Do-coms began to fail... causing problems with all traditional Hi-tech companies such as Intel. It then spread into the telecom... because now nobody wanted to buy all that newly available bandwidth. Since the dot-comers were all broke now after being so overpaid... it began to have a peripheral effect on the economy in general, from food service and parking lots, to cars and housing. Then came September 11th... bringing the airline and tourism economies to their knees. Even though we have a fairly resilient economy... there were just too many sectors struggling now... and we entered a good sized recession.


    The US election was in 2000, and Bush took office in January of 2001.

    Either the bubble burst before he was in office (which I would tend to believe) or the bubble burst in the fall after he was in office, due to 9/11.

  3. Re:Actually it was on Star Trek: TNG on The Home Parallel Universe Test · · Score: 1

    I can't believe I'm posting this.

    1. Shine Light on wall
    2. ????
    3. Parallel Universe

  4. Re:ah... on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Be careful, you are susceptible to virii too!!!

  5. Re:Cost on Philips Demos Keychain-sized Camcorder · · Score: 1
    The details are different for camera on Amazon's site.

    Pixel enhancement enhances your 300,000 pixel images using digital interpolation to 1.3 million pixels. 64MB Internal Flash Memory

    Amazon shows the same part number. Which version is correct?

  6. Re:LilyPond is aimed at a small target market on Linuxmusician.com Interviews LilyPond Authors · · Score: 1
    LilyPond is not intended for people like me. If you're less serious than I am, LilyPond is definitely not intended for you.

    While I don't disagree with you, apparently the authors of Lily Pond do. Their main page and apparent slogan is "LilyPond, music notation for everyone"

  7. Re:I won't be buying any stock... on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1
    I use and have registered Opera. It can look just about however you want it too.

    -Check out their message board and see all the ways Opera can look. With great keyboard shortcuts, the layout can be very simple, with minimal screen space needed.

    -Double click on a word or highlighting text brings up a context menu, allowing you to copy to text or note, search on, check dictionary or encyclopedia, translate the words go to a url or email someone.

  8. Re:RH8? on Embedded Linux VPN Router Near Release · · Score: 1
    now I've got a black mark on my monitor!>

    just white it out.

  9. Here's the reason on What's Behind The Odd Data? · · Score: 1

    I think this is probably the reason.

  10. Re:Could be a good thing... on Japanese Makers To Forge An Internet TV Standard · · Score: 3, Informative
    Opera already has a linux-based ITV setup. You can even download an evaluation kit.

    To build Opera 6 for iTV you need a development platform with the following characteristics:
    One of the CPUs: x86, PPC 405, StrongArm or MIPS
    Linux kernel version 2.4.x
    Tool chain: gcc 3.2 and glibc 2.2.5
    QT 2.3.2 (Trolltech's QT embedded or QT on X11) dynamically linked and multithreaded
    On the target hardware at least 4 MB of Flash and 8 MB RAM available to Opera

  11. Re:Robocop on What's Your Favorite Underappreciated Movie? · · Score: 1

    I'll buy that for a dollar!!

  12. Re:About all the telemarketting concerns... on Cell Numbers To Be Added To 411 · · Score: 1

    And, In the US, cell phones have their own prefixes, so telemarketers can tell if they're calling a wireless phone. There shouldn't be a problem.

    (I just used their, they're and there correctly, all in one post. Perhaps this post could be included in some sort of slashdot.org grammar helper??)

  13. Re:good idea... on Smart Gun with Minicam and Biometric Access · · Score: 1

    I can see the next "Ask Slashdot" question:

    If one wanted to design a gun that would last for hundreds of years, what would one have to do?

  14. Terrorist Target? on Highlift Systems' Space Elevator In The News Again · · Score: 1, Troll

    Once this would be built, how do you protect the length of the ribbon from attack???

  15. Re:doughboy on iTV Standard v1.1 Released · · Score: 1
    Maybe, maybe not. The REAL question is whether or not these people can make Dan Rather sound like the Swedish Chef

    Und noo a luuk et thees ifeneengs noos, bork bork bork.

  16. Re:Looking the wrong direction (ex post facto) on California Considering More Internet Taxes · · Score: 1

    The taxes ARE already owed.

    Because Wal-mart has a physical presence (a store) in California, (or any other state which has a sales tax) they are required to tax the sales to people in those states.

    A company like Amazon doesn't have a presence in all these states, so they have a larger loophole in this regard.

  17. Re:Oddity to me on Microsoft Sends Broken Stylesheets to Opera · · Score: 1

    What's really funny to me is that when I go to microsoft.com with IE 4.0, they can't handle that properly, all kinds of scripting messages. Then I had problems getting to windowsupdate.microsoft.com to update the browswer to 5.5 (although that might have been the blocking software the company was using.)

  18. Re:My searches on World's Most Annoying IE Toolbar · · Score: 3, Informative

    to their credit, Xupiter's search engine returns the best quality squirrel porn I've ever seen. If you're going to make a comment like that, at least include a link!!

  19. Re:I don't understand... on Nicotine-Free Cigs, Genetically Engineered · · Score: 1

    Yes, but with these cigarettes you can keep using the patch, which is not a safe thing to do if your smoking the real ones.

  20. Re:Sounds good... on South Pole to Get Highway · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a real job for any geek--Toll Booth Operator on the South Pole Highway.

    As long as you can tap into the fiber optic wire that passes by.

  21. Re:I already see a problem on Adult Content Revenue To Pay For UK 3G Licenses · · Score: 1
    So with one hand I hold my phone, and the other I, er, um, "use" the porn - then what hand do I use to drive the car with?

    But you can't drive if you need a hand to accelerate and brake

  22. Re:Now if only they were as reliable... on Hard Drives Down To A Dollar A Gigabyte · · Score: 1
    I'll sell you a 5-inch- footprint hunk of metal that won't work for just $50. I'll even stamp 50TB on it.

    Reminds me of:

    "Hey I tell you what, you could get a good look at
    a butchers ass by sticking you're head up there...but wouldnt you rather take his word for it?"

    ---Tommy Boy, 1995

  23. Re:Forget the blogging... on Blogging With Camera Phones · · Score: 1

    Translation: "I only use my sanyo-5300 so I can realize how strong of beer goggles I was wearing. Yikes!

  24. Re:Weight on My Segway HT "Month-iversary" · · Score: 2, Funny
    unless the users' lifestyle is adjusted to compensate, i.e., more trips to the gym via Segway

    Then after riding to the gym on the Segway they take the elevator up to the gym to get on the step machine!!!

  25. Re:More important things than the Internet on Help Wire Remote Laos Villages · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a classmate in high school, (back in the 80's) whose family, upon scrounging up enough money to buy a vcr, became unable to pay their electric bills.