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Nicotine-Free Cigs, Genetically Engineered

jim.b0b writes "Wired has an interesting article about nicotine-free cigarettes, made from genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers. Vector Tobacco is hoping that their Quest cigarettes will make them a viable competitor to RJR and Phillip Morris. Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free."

507 comments

  1. genetically engineered tobacco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Grown by Amish farmers? Hmm... Something about this doesn't smell right. ;-)

    1. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Grown by Amish farmers? Hmm... Something about this doesn't smell right. ;-)

      Believe it or not... Its true! I heard it straight from the horse's mouth over at AmishDot.

      Take that, root server statistic log!

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    2. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Believe it or not... Its true! I heard it straight from the horse's mouth over at AmishDot [amishdot.pig].

      Once again, I don't believe amish care for computers, let alone the internet, or posting a website about themselves. These are people who get pissy about you taking their picture.

    3. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by flailking · · Score: 1

      it's ok to pick on the amish, how are they going to find out????

    4. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by jerde · · Score: 1

      So... this would be a smokable drug-delivery device that delivers... no drug?

      Sounds like a winner!

      - Peter

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    5. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      what the heck. nicotine is good for you. it helps blood clot. it's all the other crap in cigarettes that kills you.

    6. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get lung cancer from the tar without the pleasant side effects of the nicotine.

      Sounds amish enough to me.

    7. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Something about this doesn't smell right.

      I never liked the smell of tobacco anyway.

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    8. Re:genetically engineered tobacco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe amish care for computers, let alone the internet, or posting a website about themselves.

      Amish.net
      PADutch.com

      We don't care what you believe.

  2. Hahahaha by zapfie · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers

    'nuff said.

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    1. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the author smoking pot when he heard of this "genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers?"

    2. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not to be contrary but as far as I understand it (IANA - I Am Not Amish) The Amish do not shun all technology as a matter of course.. They evaluate technology for it's impact on their way of life. If the impact is negative (by their criteria, which may have a spiritual component) then the tech is yanked.

      A couple years ago wired published an article about the Amish evaluating cell phones and I found if a very engrossing read.

      As a technophile the Amish (Perhaps mislabeled as technophobes) completely fascinate me. Like trying to get the perspective from the other side of the coin. never a bad thing in my mind.

    3. Re:Hahahaha by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can understand genetically engineered tabacco, they bought the seeds from another company.

      BUT the caption on the picture was REALLY funny.

      An Amish farmer takes a cell phone call as transgenic tobacco dries inside his 250-year-old barn in Holland, Pennsylvania.

    4. Re:Hahahaha by br0ck · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree that this does sound like a contradiction, but I went to eat at an Amish restaraunt last summer and was surprised to read a pamphlet about their lifestyle that said they don't shun technology outright. Instead they are trying to avoid intrusions into the home, maintain Gelassenheit (simplicity and modesty) and stay seperate from the rest of the world. The Amish leaders consider each technology carefully before deciding whether to allow it into the community. They don't drive cars because they are status symbols. They don't have electrical outlets because they connect to the world, but they do have generator and batteries. Community telephones are allowed and some Amish men carry mobile phones. There are some definitely some weird contradictions like tractors are ok, but pneumatic tires aren't, so they only use tractors with steel wheels.

      More info: Amish Telephones The Amish: Technology The Amish Get Wired. The Amish? Amish FAQ

    5. Re:Hahahaha by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Makes me think of the scene in "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al Yankovic, where the farmer picks up the phone and cranks it up, and it spews dust in his face!

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    6. Re:Hahahaha by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

      So what are these, diet cigs? Light cigs? Will people get into them? Will they think they still look cool?

    7. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why people think these are weird contradictions. There are plenty in en masse modern, present-day society, e.g. environmentalists tend to drive SUVs, /. itself (the stupid run the site, they don't pick the best technology despite badmouthing bad technology, philosophical confusion abounds, site runs ads).

      Amish are simply another community(-ies depending on your perspective) that have decided on the rules within their community. Namely, self-reliance. At least most of their stuff is consistent and makes sense. btw, there are several types of Amish communities, some more stricter than others, similar to the varying conservative or liberal stances of Jews and even within the various Christian sects, like Mennonites.

      Why would someone find this odd? Unless they were just utterly ignorant.

    8. Re:Hahahaha by mrmag00 · · Score: 1

      My father grew up on an Amish farm, and my grandfather was an Amish bishop. I can say that from my expierences, they do shun all modern technology. That isn't to say that they don't come up with alternatives.

      I do know that different Amish communities feel differently as to how worldly they should live, however they all share the basic resistance.

      Where I was, I recall visiting a building where they had to keep a large room cooled over the warm summers. To do this, they cut out a huge block of ice from a nearby lake and hauled it into the building, and kept the room very cold by good air circulation all summer. They had fields like any other farm, greenhouses (I don't recall how they were constructed, tho), lots of horses - anything you would expect from a traditional farm.

      I never saw anything modern that struck out as worldly as a cell phone (they went to a nearby town with a payphone if they absolutely had to), however we were only there a few days.

    9. Re:Hahahaha by jiml777 · · Score: 1

      Just for Clarification... Amish is Mennonite. http://www.mhsc.ca/index.asp?content=http://www.mh sc.ca/encyclopedia/contents/A4574ME.html

    10. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard the Amish were evaluating /. and decided not to use it after someone clicked on the goatse.cxlink.

    11. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have grown up in a small farming community in rural Canada. There is a small Menonite (similar philosophies to Amish) group on the other side of the lake.

      Apparently, a family over there purchased a used tractor. Some one was curious about the horsepower, anything over 100 HP was a 'luxury'. They put it on a dynamo, and it was a couple over. So they bored out the cylinders, making the engine less efficient it and came in under the spec.

    12. Re:Hahahaha by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      At least most of their stuff is consistent and makes sense. Um, isn't basically every comment in this discussion of strange technologies that the one might not expect the Amish to permit, including your explanation, another example of their inconsistency. What are they consistent with? They pick and choose what technologies they use, they all pick different technologies, and they condemn as corrupt anyone who uses non-approved technologies. You declare me ignorant for finding this odd? Pot, Kettle, Black.

    13. Re:Hahahaha by La.swamprat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are many different degree of Amish and many different degrees of Menonite. Some embrace pieces of technology others do not. On a trip to Lancaster last summer I saw Amish people bailing something on their farm (alfalfa?). There was a diesel powered bailer on a trailer being pulled by horses.

      Pennsylvania law requires anyone who produce dairy to keep their milk refridgerated (not on ice) The electricity to run the refridgerators comes from generators. Some feel as long as they are not connected to the grid, its ok.

    14. Re:Hahahaha by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Where I was, I recall visiting a building where they had to keep a large room cooled over the warm summers. To do this, they cut out a huge block of ice from a nearby lake and hauled it into the building, and kept the room very cold by good air circulation all summer.

      How did they keep the block of ice from melting? Sorry, I've lived in Texas all of my life and the thought of getting a block of ice in the winter and keeping it till summer just astounds me.

    15. Re:Hahahaha by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      But there not Geeks and they haven't got Computers so kill those Amish Bastards.

      Seriously as a geek & a comitted christian I've always found the Amish & similar to be the ultimate in wierdo Hypocrites, various articles that try to make them look better have only made them look worse.

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    16. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously as a geek & a comitted christian I've always found the Amish & similar to be the ultimate in wierdo Hypocrites

      It's always inspiring to see a "committed Christian" who really takes the seventh chapter of Matthew to heart.

      Note that it's Jesus Himself who's speaking in this passage.

    17. Re:Hahahaha by mrmag00 · · Score: 1

      It was a huge chunk of ice (it was in Canada, not Texas summers :) ). I don't remember the size at all, but I would guess somthing like 20' x 5' x 5' at least.

      It might not have lasted all summer, but it got the job done for the hot days.

    18. Re:Hahahaha by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      It's always inspiring to see a "committed Christian" who really takes the seventh chapter of Matthew [biblegateway.com] to heart. Note that it's Jesus Himself who's speaking in this passage.

      And of course you wouldn't be judging me, nah nah, of course not, kind of creates a logical dilemma, when one uses such a simplistic interpretation, doesn't it.

      How about we apply the whole word to this: i.e. 1john4:1 might be a good start, and of course 1Thessalonians5:21 is also relevent, as is Philippians1:7-10, the point being that we are also told to use discernment, and not just to take things on face value.

      I have problems with the fact that on one hand the Amish seem to have incredible hubris about following all kind of teaching of man, (i.e. their own teaching which are not in GOD's word), but on the other hand they will grow stuff like tobbacco which kills people, what of thou shalt not murder, and the totally ignore Matthew 10:16, the Amish seem to be more like as "harmless as serpents and as wise as doves"

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      Francis Smit
    19. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course you wouldn't be judging me, nah nah, of course not, kind of creates a logical dilemma, when one uses such a simplistic interpretation, doesn't it.

      No, it doesn't, because I'm not the one claiming to be a Christian.

      Also, please note that the person speaking in your examples is NOT Jesus, but Paul. Jesus trumps Paul, sorry.

      You guys really should call yourselves "Paulists" rather than Christians.

    20. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wise decision.

    21. Re:Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on an internship where we analyzed some of the extremely profitable Amish and Mennonite businesses. The Mennonites are a similar religious group that do not have the aversion to technology. The Amish are not against technology, just networks. IE They will not have a telephone system in their house or connect to the power grid etc. On the excursion we ate at an Amish families house and talked with them. They are truly amazing people and some of the most successful farmers in the world. In the business world the Amish and the Mennonites have a symbiotic relationship. The amish family will sell their crops to a mennonite family who owns a market in town. In exchange the Mennonite family will use their trucks to come pick up the crop. There were tons of examples like that. In one case an amish genius who had not been past the 6th grade had taught himself from books the principles of mechanical engineering and with the help of a mennonite business man this amish guy designed and built an entire PVC fencing plant. It was absolutely amazing to see, he had designed it from scratch.

    22. Re:Hahahaha by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      So I guess my plan to set up the official Amish web site (It was going to be a picture of a barn raising faded to white with "under construction" in a nice cursive font) might not have been as funny as I thought.

      P.S. - don't try - somebody else got to the domain name before I could.

    23. Re:Hahahaha by Maeryk · · Score: 1

      How did they keep the block of ice from melting? Sorry, I've lived in Texas all of my life and the thought of getting a block of ice in the winter and keeping it till summer just astounds me.

      I have lived in/around "PA Dutch Country" all my life. Had the good luck to grow up on a (rented) 200+ year old farm, complete with bank barn and stone farmhouse, smokehouse, etc. One way to keep the ice from melting is using it in a springhouse.. where the temperature of the water is so low anyway that the ice is mainly just an "added" coolant.

      Another way was the bank barns.. built into the side of the mountain, and made of extremely thick stone walls.. they stay pretty low temp naturally, just because the ground is cool and never really warms up. Line that with tongue-in-groove wood over two feet of fine sawdust, and you have one hell of an insulator. On a stone floor, this will keep it quite cool for quite a while.. and keeps the cold in, more than the heat out.

      Neat technology, really.

      Maeryk

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    24. Re:Hahahaha by Maeryk · · Score: 1

      Just for Clarification... Amish is Mennonite. http://www.mhsc.ca/index.asp?content=http://www.mh sc.ca/encyclopedia/contents/A4574ME.html

      No, Amish != mennonite as Christian != Catholic.

      Amish may be viewed as an "umbrella" sect.. but mennonites drive cars, (albeit modest ones) and River Brethren (yet another sub-division) may or may not depending on their church. Its kind of confusing, but you get good at distinguishing when you spend years going to PA Dutch Farm Markets.

      As to the whole "power/outside world" thing.. the Amish sometimes have phones in the barn, so they can call a vet. (Not that they do often.. these people abuse animals in ways that are truly horrific.. if you dont believe me check out the New Holland Horse Auctions some time.. ). They have electricity in their stores in Lancaster and phones as well. But not at the house.

      Of course, if you keep a working farm like these people do, you dont have TIME to sit and read slashdot or watch TV at night. I have worked a few summers on farms run by Mennonites.. those people WORK man.

      Maeryk

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    25. Re:Hahahaha by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      :/Amish/Christians

      ah, much better

    26. Re:Hahahaha by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Actually, in ( http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?passage= 1JOHN%2B1&showfn=on&showxref=on&language=english&v ersion=NIV&x=15&y=9 ) it's JOHN talking, not Paul or Jesus.

      --Jesus trumps Paul, yes; but both of them died for the same beliefs.

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  3. Just get yourselves a Wired subscription already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    I already read all this stuff. The magazine is sitting in my restroom collecting dust. I trust slashdot to get me news that isn't a rehash of the Wired periodical weeks after the issue has come out.

  4. Wait.. by Ruis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IANAS (I am not a smoker) but isn't the reason most people smoke for the nicotine?
    That's like alcohol-free beer. What's the point?

    1. Re:Wait.. by twofidyKidd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Im a smoker. I can go without smoking for a few days if the need be. I'm not as addicted to the nicotine as I am the psychological connection to the action of smoking. I'm one of those people that need something to do with their hands and so out in a bar, or social situation, its comforting to smoke. I think that, for me is the real addiction. What I really could do without is all the carcinogens, which are still present in the amish smokes...

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    2. Re:Wait.. by guido1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the article:
      The idea is that people will be able to wean themselves from nicotine while continuing to smoke. Smokers are attached to the ritual, LeBow explains. Forcing them to fight both the addiction to nicotine and the habit of smoking makes it less likely that they'll succeed in quitting. With the Quest, nicotine dependency can for the first time be separated from the ritual. Once the addiction is addressed, smokers will have an easier time breaking the habit.

      The point of the article... can be found in the article. Whoa.

    3. Re:Wait.. by Blimey85 · · Score: 1
      I wondered about this as well. And since it's nut just the nicotine that hurts you, are they really doing anyone a favor? Oh, these won't hurt me... there isn't any nicotine. WFT?

      Inhaling smoke of any sort can't be good for you.

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    4. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people were doing it for the nicotine/alcohol, they'd buy and consume pure nicotine/ethanol instead.

    5. Re:Wait.. by SolubleFrank · · Score: 1

      That's *exactly* why people smoke. People will buy this amish cigarettes, smoke a few then run and buy some standard smokes to get their hit. They are trying to sell you a way to quit, when in actual fact they are selling cancer without the 'good bit'.

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    6. Re:Wait.. by yuckf00 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because the bigger part of the addition is mental, not physical. Some people develop an oral fixation for cigarettes. I've been smoking for 8 years now and haven't been able to stop. The addiction is really bad. One time, I was on the patch for several weeks. I was doing pretty good (didn't smoke at all). One night I realized I didn't have my patch on and I had just went the whole day without one. I immediately freaked out and needed a cigarette. That's when I realized my problem is more mental, less physical.

    7. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people started smoking for the nicotine, but now cannot quit due to addiction. This may be a stepping stone to being free from said addiction.

    8. Re:Wait.. by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people smoke just to be "cool" and "sophisticated". Teenagers, for example, don't start smoking for the nicotine fix. That's the reason they continue to smoke, but not the reason they start. This will fill the needs of the large "idiot" market in America. Carcinogens without the buzz- might as well start snorting asbestos.

      I started smoking for the nicotine, because it actually helped me concentrate especially when I was working obscene hours and sleeping very little. One might argue that this is just as stupid as the 15-year-old who wants to act mature, I suppose. (My excuse was that college would knock more years off my life than smoking would. I would have done amphetamines instead if I knew a good source.)

    9. Re:Wait.. by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      You missed the point completely. There are two addictions when smoking: mental associations and physical addictions. Breaking both addictions at the same time is very, very hard. Breaking one and then the other, I bet makes quitting much easier.

      Some people, btw, like to smoke socially - not for nicotine but because cigs (not sigs) go grrreat with beer. I hate that desire for a smoke after being out drinking all night just because I bummed a few smokes. I think this product is great for the part timer who loves the taste but doesn't want the nic-fit the next morning.

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    10. Re:Wait.. by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Im a smoker. I can go without smoking for a few days if the need be. I'm not as addicted to the nicotine as I am the psychological connection to the action of smoking.

      In other words, there's no real reason you'd choose this cigarette over one with nicotine.

      To extrapolate... who the *hell* wants nicotine-free cigarettes? The whole POINT of cigarettes is that by smoking, you get some nicotine in your blood stream.

      I guess, maybe, that the deal is that you can try to wean yourself off the nicotine by smoking ciggies with no nicotine in them. But taste is really important to smokers, so unless they have Nicotine-free Marlboros and Camels and American Spirits, I can't see that working too well. You'll try one pack of these things and go back to your favorite brand.

      This is even worse than that new Michelob Ultra Light beer. You know where the calories in beer come from? Alcohol. So what's gonna happen? You'll have more Ultra Light beers until you get the buzz you are looking for. Except that here, you just keep smoking, looking for the buzz that never comes, until you get emphyzema from huffing nicotine-free smoke hoping to get the nonexistent rush.

      If anyone can see a use for this product, let me know. Maybe, you could use it to educate kids that smoking is gross (by forcing them to smoke) without exposing them to nicotine, but that's certainly a niche market.

      Of course, if marketed properly this could be something HUGE. Just because I don't see a need for it doesn't mean that sexy chicks can't sell it to horny guys.

    11. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and promptly die.

    12. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I really could do without is all the carcinogens, which are still present in the amish smokes...

      Don't light it then.

    13. Re:Wait.. by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      I don't smoke, but while I was in the army a lot of my friends smoked. I often commented on the same reflex they all had of looking for their cigarettes in their breast pocket, kind of like a baseball coach sending a signal to a pitcher.

      More than one friend admitted that they realized they were more than just casual smokers when they caught themselves reaching for their breast pocket even when wearing a T-shirt (one admitted to doing it a few times while not wearing any shirt at all!). Sadly, it only becomes an addiction after has become a habit.

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    14. Re:Wait.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      Im a smoker. I can go without smoking for a few days if the need be. I'm not as addicted to the nicotine as I am the psychological connection to the action of smoking.

      *cough*denial*cough*

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    15. Re:Wait.. by mckayc · · Score: 2, Informative

      What I really could do without is all the carcinogens, which are still present in the amish smokes...

      From the article:
      Using palladium to treat tobacco, they produced a cigarette that caused 70 percent fewer tumors in mice. Trumpeting the research, LeBow launched a $25 million advertising campaign in 2001 and released what was dubbed the Omni.

      It was a huge failure. The brand has managed less than $6 million in sales to date - that's about what Marlboro does in four hours - and, though it's still available, the Omni is not being advertised.


      Your prayers have been answered! :)

    16. Re:Wait.. by Xerithane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, there's no real reason you'd choose this cigarette over one with nicotine.

      Well, wrong. People who want to quit, they'll buy them. People who want the social habit of smoking, without the nicotine or the physical addiction... those are real reasons.

      I guess, maybe, that the deal is that you can try to wean yourself off the nicotine by smoking ciggies with no nicotine in them. But taste is really important to smokers, so unless they have Nicotine-free Marlboros and Camels and American Spirits, I can't see that working too well. You'll try one pack of these things and go back to your favorite brand.

      The reason why they have the distinct Marlboro flavor (or Camel flavor, or whatever) is because of the tabacco they grow. Discount tobacco makes discount cigarettes. They're paying twice the normal cost of tobacco, so my guess is they definitely are using premium tobacco as a base. You shouldn't be able to taste a difference.

      Ultra lights have been an increasingly popular cigarette because of the low amount of nicotine, I suspect this will definitely increase Vectors market share.

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    17. Re:Wait.. by SquadBoy · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are wrong

      http://www.yourlawyer.com/practice/news.htm?stor y_ id=3752&topic=Light%20Cigarettes

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    18. Re:Wait.. by lubricated · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are misinformed about Michelob Ultra beer. That beer isn't about low calories, but about low carbs. Many people on an atkins type diet appreciate this. Usually they have to take Vodka shots.

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    19. Re:Wait.. by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      "*cough*denial*cough*"

      That's a nasty cough you've got there. Maybe you should give up ?

      graspee

    20. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great!!!
      Now I can quit smoking instantly - by simultaneously shewing "tar-free" Nicorette and smoking "nicotine-free" Quest cigarette :-)
      Wait a minute...

    21. Re:Wait.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And WTF is the parent poster modded as a troll? Granted, it's poorly worded (antagonistic), but he has a good point. Do moderaters even *read* the posts before moderating them these days??

    22. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Using palladium to treat tobacco"

      DRM == less carcinogens

      You heard it hear first!

    23. Re:Wait.. by msimm · · Score: 1

      The other new invention: smokeless tobacco! Mmmmmm good!

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    24. Re:Wait.. by UpnAtom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's one called Eclipse, featured in an excellent documentary called In Search of a Safer Cigarette. They found that the standard drying process created 99% of the carcinogens in the tobacco.

      But burning any organic substance produces lots of carcinogens.

      Eclipse contains no tobacco, yet looks, works and supposedly smells & tastes like a cigarette.

      For those of you lacking willpower, I've made freely available a method that will make becoming an ex-smoker much easier.

      Dave.

    25. Re:Wait.. by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm one of those people that need something to do with their hands and so out in a bar, or social situation, its comforting to smoke.

      Have you considered taking up drinking?

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    26. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ok, I've gotta ask. How the fuck can you love the taste of smoke??? It's like loving the taste of shit, or rancid garbage. Please, enlighten.

      I understand that people start smoking for various reasons (stupidity chief among them) and then get hooked - both physically and mentally. But loving the taste of that shit? Smokers must be stupider than I thought!

    27. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh come on... have you ever smoked properly, like a 10-20 day habit?

      Like with any drug, you smoke for the nicotine. You smoke a specific brand for the status.

      Who wants the health risk and smell on their clothes for neither of the two benefits above? Like Amish tobacco is going to confer social status on the dedicated Camel fan!

      The market is for a carcinogen-free buzz, not a fun-free death stick.

      Ultra Lights aren't popular because of the low amount of nicotine, they are popular because of the low amount of tar, which people mistakenly think confers some health benefit.

    28. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Sadly, it only becomes an addiction after has become a habit.

      You haven't smoked have you?

      Smoking is a fast addiction to gain and a hard addiction to beat. The habit bit is incidental.

    29. Re:Wait.. by SectoidRandom · · Score: 5, Informative

      I really dont think a non-smoker could understand so easily (i asume that of the last poster).. I've just quit after 6 years of smoking, it's not easy to do. But you talked about smoking for the buzz? Well the last "buzz" I got from smoking was in high school (6 years ago)! When you're addicted to smoking just like being dependant on alcohol (for eg) smoking simply gives you a "normal" feeling, if you still consider that a buzz your kidding yourself!

      If I hadn't been successful quitting with patches this would have been a great option for me, and honestly I would even be tempted now if offered one of these things, socially at least (at the pub). The nicotine addiction is terrible, especially for those (ex)smokers like me who were addicted to it more than the actual habbit. For me loosing the habbit was nothing, overcoming the chemical withdrawals was a nightmare! :(

    30. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicotene is more toxic to the human body than cyanide. It can be absorbed through the skin, and in quantities of more than a few milligrams, it will kill you.

    31. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I'll have a table for 1 in the tobaco-free smoking, non-alcoholic drinking section.

    32. Re:Wait.. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 0, Troll

      Except that here, you just keep smoking, looking for the buzz that never comes, until you get emphyzema from huffing nicotine-free smoke hoping to get the nonexistent rush.

      Ah well, that will be more space on the planet for those of us who aren't trying to kill ourselves.

    33. Re:Wait.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1
      You are wrong

      No, and here's a bit more antaganism for you, you are wrong, and apparently an illiterate idiot. Do you like to link to pages that really don't support your claim what so ever? I sure do!

      Here's directly quoted from your link:

      Critics say that method is flawed because people don't smoke the way the machines do. Last year, the National Cancer Institute published a report that said light and low-tar cigarettes offer no health advantages because smokers just inhale them more deeply or take more puffs to compensate for the lower nicotine.


      If you do smoke like a normal smoker, smoking an ultra-light, you get less nicotine and tar. If you choose to smoke more deeply, than of course you get more and they even say that now. Stop trying to start wars, you can take an ultra-light and cut the filter off and suck it down in one drag and still say you smoke ultra-lights, it's more involved with the technique in which you smoke than the type. But, from the default smoking point of view, they do contain less.
      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    34. Re:Wait.. by blandthrax · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a former smoker, nicotine has always been a problem. You buy a pack of cigarettes, you have to get twenty (unless you roll your own), you smoke all twenty before they go stale and by the time you're done, you're addicted again. However, with nicotine-free cigarettes, I could have that nice smoke after a good meal or when I'm out at the bar and I wouldn't need to worry about (1) the effects of low level nicotine poisoning and (2) becoming dependent again. Sounds like a good concept to me.

    35. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not as addicted to the nicotine as I am the psychological connection to the action of smoking.

      "The whole POINT of cigarettes is that by smoking, you get some nicotine in your blood stream."

      Umm... no? The person you just quoted directly contradicts the statement you made. Pay attention.

    36. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marlboro, Camel, or any other major brand definitely does not grow their own tobacco. They buy from farmers, at really cheap rates (i.e. i doubt the farmers are worried about 'quality' and more about how many leaves they pump out). flavor is not based on 'nicotine'. well, it probably is one flavor, but who hasn't heard of how cigarette companies use 400+ chemicals. the reason for those chemicals is 1. flavor and 2. more physical addiction.

      and in response to the story, i think it's great. anyone who says they're only 'addicted to the act of smoking', light up one of these mothafuckas! no one is addicted only to the act. nicotine and other chemicals pass through the "blood brain barrier". cigarettes alter your neurobiology. smoke a nicotine-less cigarette, and i'm guessing few people would have the desire to inhale burning smoke tar shit again.

    37. Re:Wait.. by sh4de · · Score: 1

      You're right, the reason to smoke isn't the "buzz" you get, because there's virtually none for anybody who's smoked long enough. I remember having a buzz from cigarettes when I'd smoked for only a few months. I'm easily addicted, and having studied the various things I'm addicted to, it seems that cigarettes are the worst. Their effect is twofold. The nicotine is addictive, and it also contributes to serotonin takeback. The hardest thing to give up is the social part of cigarettes. You smoke with your cow-orkers, you smoke in the bars, you smoke when you don't have anything else to do, etc. That's why there are inhalators to fight the habit. A simple patch to feed nicotine to the bloodstream won't cut it, because the addiction isn't chemical alone. The social part is important, but then there's another thing that most people forget: Cigarettes also contain other things than nicotine. There are various heavy metals you inhale. The effect of these is not very well known, and may be negligible, but who knows. Maybe the next big thing is to inhale aluminum.

    38. Re:Wait.. by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      Hate to burst your bubble, but the reason you can only go a few days without a smoke is that you are ADDICTED to nicotine.

      If you only need "something for your hands" bring a toy, a key-chain, a pencil, carrot sticks, whatever. HA! but you don't bacause your body is hooked on nicotine. Don't delude yourself. If you realy are not addicted then QUIT.

      --
      Anarchists never rule
    39. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a lot of reasons that I smoke.

      1) It has this interesting knack of keeping people away from me that I would prefer to be that way. Normally highly intolerant people (other people have different names for them).

      2) I enjoy smoking, almost too much. If I quit for a while, I don't, however. But that brings me to...

      3) I am horribly addicted to the act of smoking.... Not as much the nicotine. Which brings me to...

      4) Smokers get more breaks at work than non-smokers. They are also less stressed because of this. Smokers are also more apt to take a break when they need it instead of waiting for a specific time.... At least that's how I see it.

    40. Re:Wait.. by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      You won't be able to say 'mmmmm' when your jaw falls off.

    41. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Masturbating?

    42. Re:Wait.. by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I quit a few months ago. Occasionally I 'cheat' when I go out, but the next day I'm terrible and all I can think of is sweet, sweet nicotine. These would let me smoke every now-and-then without the nasty addictive fallout.
      I really LIKE smoking, I dig the taste and smell and I wish I could get it occasionally without getting all irritable.

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    43. Re:Wait.. by msimm · · Score: 1

      Thank you Doctor Kevorkian. I live on the west coast, in a C-I-T-Y. Sometimes I forget that people still take "chew" serious.. My bad.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    44. Re:Wait.. by Beckman · · Score: 1
      People who want the social habit of smoking, without the nicotine or the physical addiction... those are real reasons.


      Yeah, you really can't beat standing out side in 50 degree weather... welcome to California.

    45. Re:Wait.. by Beckman · · Score: 1
      What a load!

      The definition used for addiction by people in this country (USA) is so crazy. Where else could the psychological community convince people that there such a thing as food and sex addictions. Just because you like something doesn't mean you're addicted.

      Even if you like something to the point that you'd sacrifice other events that some consider more meaningful doesn't mean you're addicted. In example....

      I spend more time reading than visiting with friends and family. I'm not addicted, I just prefer reading.

      I like red meat. I'd be healthier and live longer if I didn't eat red meat every day, but I don't. This doesn't mean that I'm addicted, I just prefer red meat to a long life.

    46. Re:Wait.. by Beckman · · Score: 1

      Was I just Trolled....

    47. Re:Wait.. by ruiner13 · · Score: 1
      Have you tried Chewleys gum?

      </clerks>

      --

      today is spelling optional day.

    48. Re:Wait.. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does that even mean? Dr. Kevorkian? Take chew serious? I think you're making fun of midwesterners or something, but why?

      Too many damn schizophrenics on /. these days...

    49. Re:Wait.. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      No, he's right. He's pointing out that the little addictions people devolop around smoking all stem from the addiction to nicotine. If your body wants nicotine you're not gonna get little voices telling you to "go buy us some nicotine", you just get an urge that'll go away when you get more.

      Your brain learns that holding something in your hand or mouth and going outside lead to placating that need, and that creates a psychological addiction. It's brain stem shit like balancing and typing and throwing a ball, only it leads to a physical need, and thus eventually works a lot closer to something involentary than typing.

      The parent up wherever is trying to say that he's not addicted just because his psychological routine becomes irresistable faster than his nicotine hunger.

      Don't get all pissed about people using the word addiction anyway. The WAR ON DRUGS has just got you predjudiced against it. An addiction isn't something you HAVE to resist. I'm addicted to the internet, as I'm sure a lot of people here are. I'm also addicted to going to the movies and compliments from women and driving and buying electronics and the feeling of panic I get when a deadline's approaching, but I'm not going to change my life to avoid all of that.

      You avoid an addiction when it kills you or makes your life suck. Up until then, feh. At least that's me.

    50. Re:Wait.. by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      That's in addition to getting wasted...I just assumed.

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      Hades, PoD: Official Advocate
    51. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That *IS* what an addiction to nicotine is. Your fixation is a byproduct of the nicotine in your body.

    52. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tobacco has an effect on the mind & body, that is why is was used by the native americans. For today's smoker, there is a certain sense of satisfaction that comes from cigarettes, but most of commercial cigarettes, Marlboro (Phillip Morris/Miller Beer/Kraft Foods), Camel & American Spirits (Both made by RJ Reynolds), are made with up to 300 additives to induce a chemical addiction to the nicotine that they contain. The list is quite concerning, some great info at www.thetruth.com. Believe it or not, the HEAVIEST damage is from the 2nd hand smoke. The idea of a company trying to give people REAL tobacco is amazing in this day and age, but also a good sign that there is still good in the world of man... or... umm... amish. In the world of Amish.

    53. Re:Wait.. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      A simple patch to feed nicotine to the bloodstream won't cut it, because the addiction isn't chemical alone.

      Patches aren't as satisfying (or as addictive for that matter) because they don't give you the ability to titrate the dose. A cigarette gives you an exceptional level of control over your nicotine levels. The level also varies more quickly over a shorter timescale.

    54. Re:Wait.. by jiggity · · Score: 1

      What I really could do without is all the carcinogens, which are still present in the amish smokes...

      Then the Omni -brand cigarettes are for you, my friend! They are also made by Vector Tobacco.

      Smoke for good health!

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      - jiggity
    55. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because as we all know, anyone who likes something that you don't most definitely is "stupider".

    56. Re:Wait.. by mirko · · Score: 1
      To extrapolate... who the *hell* wants nicotine-free cigarettes? The whole POINT of cigarettes is that by smoking, you get some nicotine in your blood stream.

      Well, I'd actually taste these, if the tobacco is good, I may switch.
      My point is : it is a question of taste.
      --
      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    57. Re:Wait.. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
      I am on the patch right now, and it does get rid of the withdrawal symptoms, but I could quit for three days or so without the patch before and the withdrawals were almost gone by then. My downfall was that my wife smokes ( and has smoked for longer than me ( me=2 years her = 9 years ) and they'd be around, so I'd be bored and smoke one of hers.

      She can't quit for even 24 hours cold turkey, but she hasn't had a cigarette for about a week on the patch. She tried welbutrin with me going cold turkey, but ended up in the emergency room with a wierd reaction ( numbness all over ). So we're doing the patch and so far so good.

      Tobacco is the only addictive substance I've had trouble with ( the only other one I've tried being alcohol, but I can't feel an addiction like I can with tobacco )

      As far as drugs go, the only real ones I've done is marijuana and shrooms ( psilocybe ). I don't like the feeling of either one so I only did the (self grown) shrooms once and smoke pot very rarely ( a puf or two a few times a year, maybe half a joint if I forgot how bad being really stoned feels ) but in some rare moods a slight stone can relax me. The truth is, weed was a gateway drug for me to start smoking tobacco since the coughing always stopped my attempts to do cigarettes. But I wanted to see what getting high felt like so I persevered through bong hits and joint tokes until I could get really stoned and find out I didn't like it.

      Other (legal) highs I've tried:

      • Wormwood cigarettes. My brother bought some wormwood sawdust at the Mystical Mall and we smoked em in cig papers. Tried eating it too. My lungs couldn't take the smoke at the time which was pretty harsh. Both the smoke and the sawdust its EXTREMELY bitter. I didn't feel a thing, but my brother said he saw some tracers after smoking it all night. He was a smoker at the time ( I was not ). Not worth the gross taste IMO. NOTE: there is a French wine that is aged in wormwood casks that supposedly has hallucenogenic effects.
      • Kava kava. I bought a pound of powdered Kava Kava root ( related to black pepper oddly enough but not hot or spicy ) from some place in hawaii. ( they sell Kava Kava pills at Wal*Mart but the whole bottle is not enough to get high off of so I never tried those ) I strained the sawdust through cheesecloth per the instructions and drank about a quart of the foul tasting brew on my first try. It does make your mouth numb but that's about it. I choked down 2 quarts at another time and still nothing but a numb mouth. The stuff tastes like sawdust mixed with water - which is what it is. GROSS.
        • Some day I might try Salvia Divinorum ( another legal high ) but I dunno. The leaves are supposedly disgusting tasting and drugs are not my thing anymore.

          Aminita Muscaria mushrooms grow wild around here where it gets cold and I've seen them and feel comfortable that I could differentiate the orange to red mushrooms with white spots from the other (deadly) aminitas that grow around here ( though I'd make sure it was BRIGHT red so I didn't accidentally get a Aminita Pantherina which is yellow to orange w/white spots. ) I doubt I'd ever try this though because you have to eat alot, and this is the same drug given to vikings to make them into berserkers. ( African warriors use it for the same purpose )

          Deadly Nightshade - grows under my porch - nightmare hallucinations - no thank you.

      --

      Eat at Joe's.

    58. Re:Wait.. by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      I used to live in a C-I-T-Y too, but I kept running into snobs. Ironic, eh? I guess you could call what I live in a C-I-T-Y, but it's a small one.

      That said, Even when I lived in the C-I-T-Y there was quite a lot of "chew" to be found.

      Moral? Go to a bar sometime.

      Besides, if you wanted to live in a real C-I-T-Y you'd live on the east coast anyways. With the exception of a relatively small area in southern california, the west is a barren wasteland of chew-users. The rest, are pompous assholes that for some reason think they're better because they live in a C-I-T-Y.

      That was the point you were making, right? :)

      Erik "Dr. Death" Hollensbe

    59. Re:Wait.. by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

      >it's not easy to do

      Pah! Giving up is easy.
      I've done it dozens of times

      Boom boom

      (and a strangely apposite sig, too, I've just realised!)

      .

      --
      They will never know the simple pleasure of a monkey knife fight
    60. Re:Wait.. by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Patches aren't as satisfying (or as addictive for that matter) because they don't give you the ability to titrate the dose.

      The patches aren't supposed to be "satisfying"... they're just supposed to suppress the nicotine withdrawal trigger that reminds you that it's time for another smoke :) If you're committed to quitting, you're willing to give up the satisfaction you get from smoking already...

      --
      Ita erat quando hic adveni.
    61. Re:Wait.. by msimm · · Score: 1

      Almost right on the nose! Chewing is one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed (spitoon?) and if it goes on in the cities I can guarantee you its happening without my permission.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    62. Re:Wait.. by xScruffx · · Score: 1
      What I really could do without is all the carcinogens, which are still present in the amish smokes...
      Hey . . . at least we're EARNING our cancer.

      xScruffx
    63. Re:Wait.. by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Smoked for 10 years.

      Noticed that if I didn't buy cigarettes I couldn't smoke them.

      Stopped buying cigarettes.

      Quit smoking.

      It's easier to restrain oneself from buying cigarettes than it is to get past the psychological barrier of "quitting smoking". Gotta look at the problem differently, is all... =)

      Now, the old habits I *did* have trouble with. Every time I'd come downstairs I'd grab for the end table where I used to keep them, that was the meanest one. But even it wore off after a while.

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    64. Re:Wait.. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Well, you should know that alcohol is a carbohydrate, and it is also the source of calories in beer.

      alcohol = calories = carbohydrate

      To sum up:
      Aside from the carbohydrate called alcohol which is the source of calories in beer, there's little else of nutritional importance in the bottle. (Unless you're drinking bottle-fermented beer with yeast in it, which Michelob Ultra isn't).

  5. Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 4, Funny
    I like the nicotine. The carcinogens are what I'd like to see removed. Get me a cigarette that is loaded with nicotine, makes my breath smell good, helps me loose weight and makes me smarter. Then I will consider it a feat of genetic engineering.

    Until then, I waive my paw at them and say "Bah"

    --

    Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. -CP

    1. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by guido1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, 1/5 isn't so bad. From page 3 of the article:
      In 1998, a Vector scientist stumbled upon a sealed canister in the basement of the old Liggett research lab in Durham, North Carolina. The canister contained cigarettes from a secret research initiative known as Project XA, an attempt to produce cigarettes with reduced toxins - a safer smoke. Liggett canceled the program in the '70s, reportedly after being pressured by other companies. The industry feared that the introduction of a reduced-toxin cigarette would be a tacit acknowledgment that cigarettes were harmful, an unthinkable admission two decades ago.

      But times had changed, and LeBow dived in. By 2000, a research team completed what its predecessors couldn't. Using palladium to treat tobacco, they produced a cigarette that caused 70 percent fewer tumors in mice. Trumpeting the research, LeBow launched a $25 million advertising campaign in 2001 and released what was dubbed the Omni.

      It was a huge failure.

    2. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1

      If you're after a recreational substance that makes you smart and attractive when you consume it, I suggest beer.

      --

      In Soviet Rush, today's Tom Sawyer gets high on you.
    3. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how they got the mice to smoke..

    4. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They paid a couple of the cool mice to do it, then the rest followed on their own.

    5. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNRC anyone?

      (if you don't "geddit" you must be an Induhvidual)

    6. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Using palladium to treat tobacco,...

      Palladium? Damn! That MS initiative is into everything.

    7. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by knobmaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They have engineered the reverse, in a sense. Nicotine patches, gum, and so forth. Unfortunately, these are all priced far above the cost of nicotine delivered in a cigarette, so only those who can justify the cost as an aid to quitting will use these products.

      I see this as a perfect example of our screwy, chaotic, and counterproductive attitude toward drugs. Cigarettes give you cancer and heart disease, so instead of finding a healthier delivery system for addicts, we tell them they either have to smoke cigarettes or go without their drug. Or use oral tobacco with none of the carcinogens taken out, so addicts can enjoy a new set of cancers.

      This doesn't make any sense. Why not grasp the reality that some people are addicted to nicotine and like the effects? Why not provide them with a less-dangerous alternative? Surely a nicotine pill or drink could be made at a competitive price-per-dose. Lives would be saved.

      By the way, this isn't entirely a theoretical viewpoint. In Sweden an oral preparation called snus, is used by many Swedish nicotine addicts and Sweden has the lowest rate of male lung cancer in Europe. It does increase oral cancer rates somewhat, but that's a bug, not a feature. With our present pharmaceutical abilities, we ought to be able to come up with a delivery system that has harmful effects no worse than the drug itself. Nicotine, while not harmless, is less harmful than smoking cigarettes or dipping snuff.

      Maybe one of these days we'll start treating drug use and abuse realistically, but not yet.

    8. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by jcsehak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Until then, I waive my paw

      I did the same thing, and now it's gone. *sniff*


      (sorry, couldn't resist)

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      c-hack.com |
    9. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by nutznboltz · · Score: 1
      It was a huge failure.


      Appears that smokers can only get off on the danger.
    10. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      If you're after a recreational substance that makes you smart and attractive when you consume it, I suggest beer.

      Close... but no cigar(rette)... (I know... I was wrong...)
      Beer makes you think you're smart...but it doesn't make you more attractive... it makes other people more attractive...

    11. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by sshannon · · Score: 1

      The carcinogens are what I'd like to see removed.

      Unfortunately, carcinogens aren't something inherent in tobacco -- they're inherent in burning altogether. That's why grilling and the like is falling out of favour right now, because all that charcoal smoke going into the meat (or vegetables, or whatever) can give you as much cancer as smoking a carton of cigarettes.

      Some tobacco company researchers are actally trying to build devices that remove carcinogens from smoke. You stick the cigarette in this little box, about the size of a hard pack, light it, and there's a tube at the other end where the "safer" smoke comes out of. They look pretty unwieldy, but of course if these things work out, they'll devise ways to get the size of them lower and lower.

    12. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Nicotrol. Get it? Nic-o-troll. *sigh*

    13. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by taernim · · Score: 1

      I like the nicotine. The carcinogens are what I'd like to see removed. Get me a cigarette that is loaded with nicotine, makes my breath smell good, helps me loose weight and makes me smarter. Then I will consider it a feat of genetic engineering. Until then, I waive my paw at them and say "Bah" Evidently they haven't mastered the increase in intelligence part, as the correct spelling is "wave" not "waive" -- shopkeep, another pack of Amish 100's please. I need to get smarter!

      --
      "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
    14. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      I know the parent's been modded up as funny, but it's also +5 insightful. Nicotine's not that bad for you. Sure, it's incredibly addictive, but aside from that it's pretty much ok. There are even some benefits associated from taking moderate amounts of nicotine (helps you focus, is one). As a LONG time smoker, I'd LOVE to have a cigarette that gave me the nicotine hit, but didn't feed me all the nasty carcinogens & gloopy tar shit my lungs are full of.

    15. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nicotene would have to be extremely dilute to not kill you. Nicotene is actually more toxic to teh human body than cyanide. If you were able to deliver it in a very dilute form, then the smokers might survive, but finding just the right concentration would be hard.

    16. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicotene is more toxic than cyanide. I would hardly say that it's "not that bad for you."

    17. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spurious comparison. In large doses, many things are more toxic than cyanide. In comparative doses, nicotine is not more toxic than cyanide. The grandparent is correct that nicotine in small doses is beneficial - it's a staple experiment in undergraduate psychology experiments, though perhaps, as a smoker (see his/her other post to this discussion) biased.

    18. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by belloc · · Score: 1

      This doesn't make any sense. Why not grasp the reality that some people are addicted to nicotine and like the effects? Why not provide them with a less-dangerous alternative? Surely a nicotine pill or drink could be made at a competitive price-per-dose. Lives would be saved.

      They have. It's called Nico Water. Though IIRC, this particular product is not designed to replace cigarettes altogether, but to give people fixes when they can't smoke, like on 5-hour flights. I heard about it on NPR this summer, and the linked article is from last May; not sure what's become of it.

      Belloc

      --
      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
    19. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...makes my breath smell good, helps me loose weight and makes me smarter... Two out of three I can do... Look it up!

    20. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by knobmaker · · Score: 1

      Interesting product, but like gum, lozenges, and patches, NicoWater is a lot more expensive than cigarettes. Each bottle costs two bucks, and is the nicotine equivalent of two cigarettes. That works out to $20 to replace one pack of cigarettes, which is not going to be attractive to many cigarette addicts.

      My argument here is against perverse economic incentives.

    21. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by grumling · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, these are all priced far above the cost of nicotine delivered in a cigarette, so only those who can justify the cost as an aid to quitting will use these products.

      Walmart had the best prices on patches when I quit. They were almost the same price as the same number of day's cigarettes. With the latest increases in taxes here, I'm sure they are cheaper now.

      BTW, I think that these will be a good way to disconnect the habit from the adiction.

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    22. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by ectospasm · · Score: 1

      Nicotine itself isn't carcinogenic, but it is a precursor for carcinogens in the body. Look here[PDF] for a little blurb on how your body forms carcinogens from nicotine (and other tobacco alkaloids).

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      We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of the dreams.
    23. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Nicotine patches, gum, and so forth. Unfortunately, these are all priced far above the cost of nicotine delivered in a cigarette, so only those who can justify the cost as an aid to quitting will use these products.

      Are you on crack? A two week course of patches costs somewhere around $55-$60. At a pack a day, for 14 days, I'm paying about $42... but I live in the midwest, cigarettes are dirt cheap compared to other parts of the country. If I follow the traditional 10-week course suggested by the patch manufacturers, I end up paying a grand total of about $300. However, during those 10 weeks, I would have spent $210 on cigarettes. If I stay successfully quit for another 30 days, I will have saved an additional $90 by not buying cigarettes, at which point the patches will have paid for themselves. Every day after that, they make me $3 a day in savings. Even if they doubled the price of the patches, not paying for cigarettes will defray the cost of going on a course like this.

      --
      Ita erat quando hic adveni.
    24. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by knobmaker · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. It's a lot more economically attractive to just quit cold turkey, and just as effective. Then you don't have to pay for the patches and you get to keep all the money.

      The point I was trying to make is that there are lots of folks who like the drug. Why not give them a less dangerous delivery system? If we actually cared about the health of smokers, we'd see that less-harmful delivery systems were available at a cost below the cost of cigarettes. A certain number of tobacco addicts are going to stay addicted. This is reality. We should deal with it.

      Furthermore, if you work the cost out on a per-dose basis, you'll see that the cost of the nicotine in patches and gum is a lot more than the cost of a dose of nicotine in a cigarette.

    25. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Well of course it's a lot cheaper to quit cold turkey, but it's alot easier to quit with the patch. People who have an extremely difficult time quitting cold turkey (such as myself) will have a much easier time quitting with the patch. Also, the cost-per-dose with patches and/or gum is flawed, since the idea is that you stop using the patches/gum. Sure, in the short term it's a little more expensive, but you need to look at the long-term savings.

      As for those that like smoking and will continue to do so, it's really not an issue for this thread. The first step of getting over any addiction is recognizing that you have the addiction, and more importantly, wanting to quit. Someone who doesn't want to quit isn't going to anyways.

      As to the less dangerous delivery system, the problem is that a large part of the psychological addiction is the delivery system, and all the rituals and "stupid smoker tricks" associated with it. The closest thing I've seen to replacing this is those nicotine inhalers (basically look like old-fashioned filter attachments that you suck on), the problem being they lack the taste of the cigarette (a learned pleasurable taste) and the smoke.

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    26. Re:Couldn't they have engineered the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As to the less dangerous delivery system, the problem is that a large part of the psychological addiction is the delivery system, and all the rituals and "stupid smoker tricks" associated with it.

      I'm sure that's true, but how is that an argument against less dangerous delivery systems? Some substantial percentage of smokers don't want to quit. Some percentage of those would switch to a less-dangerous delivery system, were it available and priced comparably to cigarettes. Those addicts would suffer fewer health problems and deaths, and that would be Good.

  6. What's the point? by ...+James+... · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Obviously this will be good for smoker's trying to quit needing to keep something in their mouths, but for regular smokers?

    I've been known to have the occasional cigarette, and I know it's not for the great taste. I don't see this going very far.

  7. I don't understand... by RadioheadKid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I used to smoke, I smoked for the nicotine...What good are these things.

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    1. Re:I don't understand... by malarkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, but with these cigarettes you can keep using the patch, which is not a safe thing to do if your smoking the real ones.

    2. Re:I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      These are for the health-conscious geek who wants to get laid.

    3. Re:I don't understand... by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      If you used to smoke, then you should understand the double addiction, mental and physical. This allows you to break one addiction at a time.

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  8. decaf cigs? by riqnevala · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like parachuting from a 4-feet ladder.

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    1. Re:decaf cigs? by b0g0n · · Score: 1

      Food without calories, coffee without caffeine, beer without alcohol. and now cigarettes without nicotine. Is reality an endangered species?

  9. Good news for stoners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great news for stoners mind - nicotine encroaching into rolling is a bummer.

  10. you non-smokers are idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See here.

  11. Stay tuned by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... as the Amish plan to start producing buggies without wheels by the second quarter of 2004.

    *nix.org - You say you want a revolution?

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  12. this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand. What is so bad about nicotine? The nicotine just keeps you addicted. It's the thousands of chemicals like TAR and like CHLORINE that will kill you.

    I'm still not sure I undrestand why cigerettes even have those other things in them. WOuldn't they be just as good without them?

    1. Re:this is stupid by Robert1 · · Score: 1

      Actually nicotine is a carcinogen, just like all the tar and other chemicals in the cigarette. Naturally though it's alot less cancerous than the other chemicals.

      In response to your question about the other substances, they're in there to quicken the delivery of the nicotine to your brain.

    2. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the other substances, they're in there to quicken the delivery of the nicotine to your brain.

      Like this?
      tar cvf nicotine.tar nicotine_molecule_id*

    3. Re:this is stupid by slow_motion_boy · · Score: 0

      I think nicotine, being the stimulate that it is, causes your blood vessels to constrict violently...so violently that scarring takes place over time. The more scarring that occurs, the more blockage that builds up, the more likely you are to have a heart attack.

    4. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tar is not one of the thousand chemicals, it is the thousand chemicals. Instead of writing out all the long names of chemicals, tar was coined with hopes people would understand that it is not the same stuff you lay out on the street; yes, things like chlorine are not organics, but neither are the metals like arsenic, which are worse in smaller doses.

      All the organic liquids that attach to the smoke paricles, and cling on to your lungs and coat your throat upon inhalation are bad.

      Nicotine is bad for you because it over sensitizes your nicotinic ACh receptors become overwhelmed with stimulus, so they just stop functioning. Your body recognizes this, and tries to make more receptors, but the more nicotine you add, the less effective the receptors become. The nicotine negates the effectiveness of the receptor.

      Try looking up the chemicals that make up tar sometime, you may be surprised

    5. Re:this is stupid by greenjay · · Score: 1

      While smoking does lead to atherosclerosis by causing hypertension and reducing the ability to exercise, it has more important effects. It messes with your cholesterol (increasing the evil LDLs and decreasing the good HDLs), and increases blood clotting. It can reduce antioxidant levels. There are probably more mechanisms linking cigarette smoke and atherosclerosis, but these have been well demonstrated.

    6. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicotine is more toxic than cyanide. If you take a large enough dose of it, it will kill you quite effectively.

    7. Re:this is stupid by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      What is so bad about nicotine?

      Nicotine may promote lung cancer

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  13. Bad, very bad by Fredbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One main reason smokers smoke one or two or more packs a day is that is the level of nicotine they are addicted to. Take away the nicotine and they'll be puffing away on 4-6 packs a day...

    1. Re:Bad, very bad by BeazleyR · · Score: 1

      That's about the dumbest thing I have ever heard, without the nicotine the smoker will smoke less because his body isn't getting a nictotine fix from the cigarettes. It will be hard at first, but smoking without nicotine will make it easier for many people to quit.

    2. Re:Bad, very bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good point. I stopped drinking alcoholic beverages, and now I put away about 3x to 4x the amount of non-alcoholic beverages vs. the amount I used to consume in the same period. Very insightful.

    3. Re:Bad, very bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Getting rid of the physical addiction is easy...after about 24 hours, u don't feel the need for nicotine - i don't care what the doctors/scientists say about this - but as stated earlier, the addiction is mental, it's not denial, its the truth, i've stopped smoking for months at a time, but still have the mental addiction - oh and the oral fixation part...

    4. Re:Bad, very bad by msimm · · Score: 1

      No: worst case scenario is you see a guy wearing two or three patches, chain smoking 4 to 6 packs of these a day.

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    5. Re:Bad, very bad by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      If you read the whole article (it's two or three pages in, which is longer than the /. attention span) you'll find that Vector plans to market cigarettes that contain blends of regular tobacco and the genetically modified nicotine-free stuff. There will be three types: one with 58% of the regular nicotine dose, one at 17% (IIRC) and one that is nicotine-free.

      It's sort of like the patch, except that you get to keep smoking. The ritual is part of the habit--it's often a big part of the addiction. This stuff lets you wean yourself off tobacco and then wean yourself off the ritual of smoking itself. You don't have to go cold turkey with either the powerful nicotine addiction or the delightfully Freudian oral fixation. Divide and conquer.

      Makes a lot of sense, really, as long as people don't start thinking that these cigarettes are "healthier". The benzo[a]pyrene will get you, not the nicotine. In that sense, you're quite right--if someone switches brands with no intention of quitting, they might well start smoking more cigarettes. Though these particular cancer sticks are likely to be more expensive, so probably only people interested in quitting will buy them...

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    6. Re:Bad, very bad by greenjay · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, research shows just that: smokers compensate for reductions in nicotine content by increasing the number of cigarettes they smoke. That's one of the main reasons the National Cancer Institute thought "light" cigarettes may actually be increasing lung cancer rates.

      Admittedly, the monograph focuses on low tar and nicotine, not nicotine-free cigarettes, but the same logic applies.

    7. Re:Bad, very bad by graikor · · Score: 1

      All my mod points are gone, or I'd mod that up.

      My girlfriend is a smoker, currently suffering massive coughing fits when she smokes, and she thought Ultra Lights would help. Nope, she has to inhale more smoke to get the nicotine she craves, which induces more couging than the harsher, but more potent, regular cigarettes she ordinarily smokes.

  14. Conversation in Amish farm meeting: by pulse2600 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ishmael: Hey Ezekiel! I have an idea! We can grow genetically engineered tobacco that is non-habit forming!!!
    Ezekiel: That's wonderful! What is genetic engineering?
    Ishmael: Well, you take this machine, plug it in, and...oh...nevermind.

  15. It's the perfect product by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

    People have been clamoring for years for a cigarette that still tastes terrible, makes you smell, and kills you but doesn't get you high. I'll bet these will be really popular among the total idiot crowd.

    Reminds me of an old Larry Niven quote about smoking. (sorry if I must paraphrase, I cannot remember the exact wording) "I love smoking, I think it's one of the few joys in life. If they ever make a cigarette that doesn't kill you, I'd start smoking again in a flash."

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    1. Re:It's the perfect product by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      The article points out that the same company came out with cigs that did kill you less (70% less they say), and they didn't sell at all. It might be neat if they made nicotine free, not kill you so bad cigs.

    2. Re:It's the perfect product by msimm · · Score: 1

      Its hard to tell if your kidding or not. But "idiot crowd" would seem a little overstated. I was a smoker at one point and I can tell you from *my* experience giving up smoking was *just* as hard as giving up nicotine. If I had a choice which on to give up first, I would have skipped the patch an gone for this cigarette.

      I quit smoking, finally. But its my opinion that with something like this available it could have been years earlier.

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  16. dont these already exist? by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free."

    Isnt another name for this marijuana?

    1. Re:dont these already exist? by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      If mary jane is administered by eating or drinking, its nearly carcinogen-free :D

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    2. Re:dont these already exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of that, are there any decent methods for infusing food or drink with THC? I've tried bud butter, but it a) tastes like crap and b) is fairly mild (you need a lot of weed to get a potent result). I'd love to avoid smoking the stuff, for obvious reasons, but I just can't find a nice alternative. I'm coming to the conclusion that there aren't any decent options which produce the same or similar effects as traditional smoking.

    3. Re:dont these already exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the classic choice is marijuana brownies.

      As for smoking alternatives, probably the easiest way to drastically reduce tar levels is by smoking through a water bong (and change the water frequently)

    4. Re:dont these already exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can get hold of some hash, try crumbling some into a yoghurt. Stir, eat and enjoy :)

    5. Re:dont these already exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best option I've found.. REALLY good buds. Then you only need one drag. Or one little sugar cookie made with that butter.

      A joint is "worth 10 cigarettes" so they say. I used to be able to make a J last a week. Stop buying brown mexican crap.

    6. Re:dont these already exist? by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

      You could always distill it, then inject it directly into your blood stream.

    7. Re:dont these already exist? by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1
      A joint is "worth 10 cigarettes" so they say.

      Bullplop! Bullplop I say!

      http://www.ash.org.uk/

      And bear in mind Ash are an anti-smoking lobby group.

      Welcome to the world of Government sponsored lies.

    8. Re:dont these already exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I'm Canadian... sufficed to say, I have little problem avoiding that "mexican crap". ;)

  17. huh?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world has officially come to an end.
    Kill me.
    End Of Line

  18. Better than the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know my biggest problem with quitting smoking isn't so much the nicotine withdrawals as it is the habit. I smoke all the time in everything I do. For me it's breaking the habit of lighting up after taking a shower, waking up, eating something, etc.. With the stress of ditching the nicotine compounded with not being able to smoke after dinner, it makes it quite difficult. With nicotine free cigs, I might be able to breeze through the initial withdrawals long enuff that later on, the trauma of quitting a constant, daily routine won't be as stressful and perhaps a little bit more manageable.
    And in the event that I wanted to light up the "occasional" cig to have with a cup of java, it wouldn't start the nicotine withdrawal process all over.

    Perhaps this could be the tool to my salvation? The way things are goinig, cigarettes will be illegal soon enough anyway.

    1. Re:Better than the patch by purplebear · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps this could the innovation that makes it easier to quit smoking.
      The article states it's a three step solution:
      Quest 1 = 17% less nicotine
      Quest 2 = 58% less
      Quest 3 = nicotine free

      Except, it looks as though they haven't quite gotten there yet. From the Vector Tobacco website:

      Virtual Elimination of Nicotine
      Scientists have determined that nicotine is the addictive element in cigarettes. Nicotine is an alkaloid that naturally occurs in tobacco. Alkaloids are complex, nitrogen containing compounds that naturally occur in plants, and have pharmacological effects in humans.

      Vector Tobacco has the rights to a proprietary process that virtually eliminates nicotine from tobacco. Vector Tobacco's virtually nicotine-free process represents the first successful attempt to significantly lower nicotine in the tobacco leaf by growing tobacco plants bred to block nicotine production. While tobacco from an initial crop registered a trace level of nicotine, the company's goal is to grow tobacco with undetectable levels of nicotine.

      Many scientists in the field believe virtual elimination of nicotine content is an important and much-needed step in the market for tobacco products.

      So, it appears there will still be nicotine. You may just end up smoking more in the long run.
      You still have to have mental discipline to quit.

    2. Re:Better than the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Break up your smoking associations. Instead of smoking after dinner, go for a walk. If you stand outside with the other smokers at lunch, go to lunch with someone else.

      Never, ever, ever, decide that an "occasional" one is OK.

      You have to make a commitment to success and decide that THIS time, you'll succeed. No patches, pills or any other crutches necessary.

      I'm smoke free since 11/16/94. (OK, I smoked a cuban cigar in canada in 99).

    3. Re:Better than the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you completely.. makes me remember of this little device called lifesigns or something.. basically, you went about your normal smoking routine, adn pushed abutton every time you had a smoke.. after a few days.. you let it start to tell you when to smoke.. and what it would do is tell you to smoke at times when you normally didn't and woudn't let you smoke at the times you normally did, thus disrupting your habit.

      i myself am a smoker and have seriously been thinking of quitting for the past 1/2 year or so (which is a big step in quitting!). I plan on quitting this year, and don't need a patch or nicotine gum to do it.

  19. No nicotine? Whats the point? by Captain+Morgan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait until they find out that without nicotine there is absolutely no reason for someone to use their product. I mean look at the stunning sales of alcohol free beer.

    Chris

    1. Re:No nicotine? Whats the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet alcohol free beer still exists and is available in any store you go to. What great guys they must have working at those companies! They continue to sell a product that they lose money on purely to satisfy the few people who buy non-alcoholic beer.

  20. Makes sense. by supergwiz · · Score: 0

    If your RTFA, this product is made to *quit* smoking. It makes more sense as what is out there now. They have products that delivery Nicotine to stop your addiction to Nicotine. This product give's you the tobacco without the nicotine. They only effective way to kick something is to de-tox the body.

    1. Re:Makes sense. by Seehund · · Score: 1

      So to quit smoking, you should smoke these nicotine free cigarrettes as a substitue for the "action of smoking", and combine it all with nicotine patches or nico chewing gum as a substitute for the normal cigarette nicotine high? Sounds like a great idea...

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  21. drinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't we see any nicotine drinks out there? that would be the ultimate delivery system, but fuck-it none if it makes sense anyways.

    now let me go get my caffeine fix

  22. What would be the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be more useful to create carcinogen free cigarettes?

    Damn you Amish!

  23. The point. by twofidyKidd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The point of these cigarettes are to help people trying to quit smoking, actually succeed by slowly weaning themselves off the chemical dependency of nicotine. After that, they can address the psychological dependency of having something to puff on.

    "Asking smokers to quit smoking is like telling people to get out from under the sun, its not going to happen...so you sell them sunscreen."

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    1. Re:The point. by Blue+Neon+Head · · Score: 1

      But it's not the nicotine they really need to wean themselves off of. Nicotine isn't terribly harmful in the tiny doses you get it in cigarettes - at least not compared to the damage the smoke does. Why would this be better for quitting smoking than using a patch or nicotine gum? It's the nicotine that gets them hooked, but it's the carcinogens they really want to avoid.

    2. Re:The point. by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Because the desire to do something with their smoking hand and have something in their mouth makes them think about smoking. If they're trying to quit and everyone around them is smoking, they can smoke nicotine-free cigs and blend right in. Some people hate the laws banning smoking in bars because they're mentally addicted to having a smoke with their beer. The new cigs wean smokers from the physical addiction. Once free they can try and stop the mental addiction to having a cig in hand/mouth.

    3. Re:The point. by jman11 · · Score: 1

      How do they help you get off smoking? The physical cravings are still there. Nicotine chewing gum is something to help you quit cigarettes, it helps deal with the physical craving while removing some of the side effects. Something that removes very few of the side effects while removing the subject of craving will not do very much.

      This is like making someone not addicted to heroin by sticking them with a needle full of saline every few hours. What the fuck good will it do?

    4. Re:The point. by hopbine · · Score: 1

      I suppose that to break the habit of smoking these one must use a nicotine free patch. Buy shares in J&J - bandaids folks....

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    5. Re:The point. by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      The addiction to the nicotine per se is broken within 3 days. The psychological addicition is the real hard part. When you (try to) quit smoking cold turkey, you're a *complete* prick for the first three (+ or -) days - this is becasue your body still craves the nicotine & you're a scary monster because you *need* the drug. After that, it's all about breaking the "habit" of 1 with your morning coffee, 1 after a meal, a packet with beer etc... this is the *really* hard part as any ex-smoker will tell you.

    6. Re:The point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secret to quitting is losing the taste for tobacco. To do this, you have to stop putting the stuff in your mouth. There comes a point at which quitting is a matter of simple willpower, of breaking the habit of putting a cigarette in your mouth.

      These nicotine-free cigarettes only reinforce one of the pleasures of smoking, and as a result will not work.

    7. Re:The point. by Troed · · Score: 1
      ... except for about 10% of the population that _do not_ become physically dependant on .. anything.


      Sure - there are studies that claim the above and others that claim the opposite, but I'm one of those 10% so I'll gladly vouch for it.


      I quit smoking 4 days ago. If feel no different, my girlfriend hasn't noticed anyting different and .. I haven't done anything different. I just haven't smoked.


      (This isn't the first time I've "quit" - which some might say invalidates the whole thing. I do however normally "stop" for several years at a time .. I'm quite sure that's enough to say that I'm neither physically or psychologically addicted to cigarettes .. )

    8. Re:The point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky bastard! I've got what's euphemistically known as an addicitive personality... not sure whether that means I have a serious lack of control or whether I really *am* more likely than the next guy to get addicted to things. Cigarettes, booze, drugs... all things I need to be *very* careful with - I can (usually) say no to the first one, but if I don't, it's all downhill on a week long bender. Had some wild times but certainly had some shockers...

  24. Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Smoking (with Nicotine or without) has to be the most idiotic practice anybody had invented. If you smoke, you get all of these wonderful benefits:

    Lets just face it. You stink. Your car stinks, your house stinks, your breath stinks. You just stink.

    The added expense of paying $5 per pack to smoke

    You get to outside in the cold rain or snow, or summer heat, and huddle around acting "cool"

    Oh yeah, and then there is the small detail that it kills you.

    Um. Yeah, sign me up.

    1. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Seehund · · Score: 1, Troll

      Lets just face it. You stink. Your car stinks, your house stinks, your breath stinks. You just stink.

      Nope. I and my sourroundings are impregnated with the pleasant scent of tobacco, signalling sofistication and culture.

      The added expense of paying $5 per pack to smoke

      Well, I roll my own, or smoke a pipe, or cigars/cigarillos, but what people pay for is their own business.

      You get to outside in the cold rain or snow, or summer heat, and huddle around acting "cool"

      Only in uncivilised places that won't accept the fruits of human achievements like the taming of fire and the controlled use of central stimulantia. If some whiney bastard complains about "second hand smoke", I tell him to buy his own tobacco instead of leeching off of my expensive smoke, and I go where I don't have to share it with that kind of persons.

      Oh yeah, and then there is the small detail that it kills you.

      Big deal. It is also proven that dihydrogen oxide is lethal to everyone ingesting it, some die later than others but they all die. At least my nicotinergic receptors were sufficiently and pleasantly stimulated during my lifetime.

      :)

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    2. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Smoking (with Nicotine or without) has to be the most idiotic practice anybody had invented. If you smoke, you get all of these wonderful benefits:
      Lets just face it. You stink. Your car stinks, your house stinks, your breath stinks. You just stink.
      The added expense of paying $5 per pack to smoke
      You get to outside in the cold rain or snow, or summer heat, and huddle around acting "cool"


      Playing on the computer is an idiotic practice too.

      Lets just face it. You're fat. Your health is crap, your heart is weak.
      The added expense of paying thousands of dollars for the computer and the internet access.
      You get to sit inside all day and all night, in front of a glowing CRT, just to type posts on slashdot.

    3. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I can't tell I stink, if I indeed do. That's your opinion. Personally I could give a fuck whether anyone thinks I stink from cig smoke. As a matter of fact, the only people who complain about this shit are extremely anal-retentive assholes that have such a fussy personality that most everyone can't stand to be around them.

      2) My cigs cost me less then $3 a pack. Its also my fucking money. You don't hear me critizing you for blowing $250 at a convention on that life-like replica of an original phaser used in episode 7 of the original Star Trek series, do you? The taxes the state collects from my cig purchases is what is paying off the budget deficit that it, in its infinite stupidity, now finds itself in. You see it is easier for the state to raise taxes on drug dependent people like me than risk losing an election by raising everyone's taxes to fix their mistake. You should be on your knees sucking my dick for paying your share of the state deficit.

      3) I get to go outside on corporate accepted 5 minute breaks every hour while you sit hunched over your desk all day. That's right, I get 30 - 40 minutes a day to get away from my desk and forget about work while your ass is glued to a chair.

      And finally, no one gets out of life alive. I might die 10 years earlier than you, but those 10 extra years for you will be just as miserable as all of the ones before it, BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES A PRETENTIOUS, ANAL-RETENTIVE, SELF-INVOLVED GIT!

    4. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by workindev · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least my nicotinergic receptors were sufficiently and pleasantly stimulated during my lifetime.

      Translation:

      At least my nicotinergic receptors were sufficiently and pleasantly stimulated during my shortened, putrid, more expensive lifetime (filled with yellow teeth, nicotine stained hands, uncontrollable cravings, and the knowledge that my filthy habit was unhealthy to the people that were close to me).

    5. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by nutznboltz · · Score: 1
      Lets just face it. You're fat. Your health is crap, your heart is weak.


      Actually my legs hurt so much from doing squats two days ago that all I can do is sit infront of this screen and eat amino acid pills.

    6. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by klparrot · · Score: 1
      Nope. I and my sourroundings are impregnated with the pleasant scent of tobacco, signalling sofistication and culture.

      Nothing says sophistication like poor spelling skills. :)

      Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be a spelling Nazi, I just thought the irony in this case was humorous.

    7. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by xombo · · Score: 1

      If you ever mention smoking is bad to a smoker, they get pissed, just like if you tell a script kiddie packeting is bad. Sounds like you need a cigarette to calm you down.

    8. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Seehund · · Score: 1

      If you ever mention smoking is bad to a smoker, they get pissed

      Not really. I smoke, and I'm fully aware of that smoking is bad for me. I'm a medical student, and I've seen the possible effects on both live and dead patients. What I, like the AC you replied to, get pissed off about are people saying that smokers are bad, and if those people act like "PRETENTIOUS, ANAL-RETENTIVE, SELF-INVOLVED GITS" when doing so.

      Smoke. Don't smoke. I don't care.

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    9. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. The reason they get pissed is because they know it's bad, but for whatever reason (usually addiction), they don't have the willpower to quit and stay quit, so they'll get angry at you. As if it's your fault they can't get out of their disgusting habit. Projection.

    10. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1-Smoking does stink, that's not just an opinion. Most non-smokers you ask would say it stinks. Former smokers I know who have quit say their ex-smoking buddies stink to high heaven. And some smokers even know it stinks, they just don't care.

      2-You can absolutely spend your $$ on whatever you want. But if you do any research, you'll see that costs for health-related problems from smoking is far higher than any revenues collected. But it's easier to say "I contribute to society by sucking nicotine and tar into my lungs, so bow down!"

      3-Yeah, smokers take little breaks throughout the day they think they're entitled to. Why? Because if they don't get their nicotine fix, they get enraged and selfish. But it's not a bad habit, no. Of course not. Non-smokers everywhere should stop putting up with smokers having an extra hour off every day. Complain. Take breaks yourself. Don't take that shit from other people's lack of willpower. I don't.

    11. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by xombo · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I leanred somthing new today for once, and I am not going to actually fight with someone who thinks differently, because now I agree (with you, not that pot better than smoking).

    12. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone's been brainwashed.
      You know what D.A.R.E tells you is a lie right?

    13. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is also proven that dihydrogen oxide is lethal to everyone ingesting it

      Water? Well I guess it is lethal to breathe it. ;)

    14. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be a comedian, if it weren't for moderators =)

    15. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he say breathe, or ingest? Hmmm... I wonder.

    16. Re:Your pretty much a moron if you smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How big of a moron are you? People throw around the term "willpower" like its some magic answer to everything. Willpower implies that someone is too weak-minded to perform a given task. Nicotine is more addictive than heroin. This has nothing to do with willpower. Christ, I bet you would tell someone who was paralyzed from the waist down that they could walk if only had the "willpower". Dumbass.

  25. help quiting by Twillerror · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who smokes and wants to quit, these might be better then gum, etc.

    It would be cheaper as well. It would be interesting to see if it could be used to calm the cravings slightly. Fooling you into think you are getting the nicotine witout really getting it.

    As a smoker I'm not sure if I smoke for the nicotine, or if I just smoke to smoke. It would be interesting to see. When I drink I usually smoke a ton more then usuall, once drunk I don't know if I'd recognize the difference.

  26. Unforseen Consequences? by Rob.Mathers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although this is probably a good thing (even though you're killing yourself, you're doing it without addiction), I think there may be an overlooked aspect here.
    Considering how uninformed the typical consumer is, I fear this could result in a rise in the number of smokers. When Joe Sixpack is browsing through his local 7 Eleven and sees a pack of cigs with "Nicotine Free" on the box, what if he thinks "Hey, I can smoke without harming myself" and takes up smoking. I think this is not an inconceivable situation. I would hope that these things come with additional warnings stating that while they do not contain addictive nicotine, they are still cancer causing.

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    My other sig is funny!
    1. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by kippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      This will happen, mark my words. That's the reason birth control ads have to specify that the pill doesn't keep you from getting AIDS.

      If they're smart big tobacco will get on the bandwaggon and market their own nicotine free smokes. they can worm out of lawsiuts by saying "look, we clearly offer non addictive cigarettes. is it our fault to chose the addictive ones? No."

      That, and they can market it like it's some sort of health food. Hell, that new light beer (I think it's like michaelob ultra lite or something) is being marketed with pictures of people doing sit-up and jumping jacks and shit. They're selling beer like it was PowerAde. MO and RJR can do the same thing and treat it like it's aroma therapy or something.

    2. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by Nefrayu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, there's a news release on the Vector website that states that mice who smoked the cigs have fewer tumors than the mice who smoke Camels. Ok, actually it's some kind of topical skin application test, but smoking mice would be cool. Why can't they engineer those? Text of the news release follows: 06.27.2002 Study Shows That OMNI(TM) Causes Significantly Fewer Tumors in Mice Than Leading Cigarette Brand New York, June 27, 2002 - Vector Group Ltd. (NYSE: VGR) announced today that its reduced carcinogen cigarette, Omni, produced significantly fewer skin tumors in laboratory mice than the leading national brand in the Dermal Tumor Induction (or "Skin Painting") test, according to preliminary results. The skin painting test was the first test to demonstrate the link between cigarette "tar" and cancer and is among the tests currently relied on by watchdog government agencies, such as the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), to determine the carcinogenic potential of substances in the environment like tobacco smoke. The test, currently being conducted by a nationally recognized independent laboratory, treated 40 mice with the smoke condensate of Omni and 40 mice with the smoke condensate of the leading national brand. The latest test results show that 68% of the mice treated with the smoke condensate of the leading brand developed tumors compared to 20% of the Omni group mice - a 70% reduction. "We're absolutely thrilled with these test results. Although more research is required, we believe these results demonstrate that production of a proven, reduced risk cigarette is quite realistic," said Bennett S. LeBow, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Vector Group. "To date, we have refrained from claiming any health benefit from smoking Vector's Omni cigarettes. However, it is ultimately our hope to market a product that is represented to be less hazardous than the most commonly smoked cigarettes on the market today. While we agree with the public health community that abstinence is the only safe alternative to smoking, we believe that something must be done for the 50 million Americans, and hundreds of millions worldwide, who do smoke. Given this exciting scientific finding and potential breakthrough, we implore the public health community to provide immediate support to our efforts to further develop a less hazardous smoking alternative." Dr. Tony Albino, Vice-President for Public Health Affairs, stated, "The results of the skin painting test are highly encouraging and lend support to our contention that reducing carcinogens in tobacco smoke is a viable approach toward reducing cigarettes' potential to cause cancer. The skin painting test is considered fundamentally important by the scientific community in determining whether an inhaled substance, like tobacco smoke, is likely to cause cancer in humans. And, despite the fact that the direct relationship between tumor formation in mouse skin and in human lung is not yet completely understood, this test has been used by scientists at the EPA to assign relative human lung cancer risks to a wide range of carcinogens including cigarette smoke." Dr. Albino added, "We believe that these preliminary results show that our technology is on the right track." Vector Tobacco has developed a proprietary process in which regular tobacco is treated with a complex catalytic system, thereby significantly reducing the levels of certain carcinogens and other toxins. Additionally, Omni employs the use of an innovative carbon filter, which reduces harmful organic compounds in smoke, yet has no impact on premium taste. Vector Tobacco is committed to continuing its research to find new, innovative ways to further reduce carcinogens and other substances as well. For more information on Omni cigarettes please visit www.omnicigs.com or call 1-866-639-OMNI. Vector Group is a holding company that indirectly owns Liggett Group Inc., Vector Tobacco Inc., and a controlling interest in New Valley Corporation.

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      Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
    3. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When Joe Sixpack is browsing through his local 7 Eleven and sees a pack of cigs with "Nicotine Free" on the box, what if he thinks "Hey, I can smoke without harming myself" and takes up smoking.
      Yeah right. It's the 14-17 year olds who get addicted to cigarettes, not the people that can actually browse through a store and legally buy the most healthy-looking product.
    4. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Additional warnings? They'll still carry the standard Surgeon General's warning. Sure, maybe there'll be some idiot who thinks the Surgeon General's warning is only still there because it's boilerplate, but we can't worry about all the idiots who choose to disregard warnings.

      --
      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    5. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the heck is this bad? The person who bought the cigarettes will realize how retarded it is to smoke and not be addicted, therefore wont buy another pack.

      If the government wanted to stop underage smoking, they would buy tons of these Vector cigarettes and hand them out to high school and middle schoolers.

    6. Re:Unforseen Consequences? by graikor · · Score: 1

      Highly unlikely.

      While there are many reasons to attempt smoking (mostly peer influences/pressure), the fact is that smoking is generally unpleasant initially, except for the nicotine buzz a new smoker gets. As the smoker becomes adjusted to smoking, the "buzz" effect reduces to a much subtler effect, and the smoker is now hooked. At this point, the nicotine makes them calm and alert, and when they are craving it, they are nervous and tired.

      All these effects are a direct result of the nicotine, and a nicotine-free cigarette would give a new smoker the bad breath, the smelly clothes, and the initial coughing fit of a real cigarette, but without the reward of the nicotine.

      To be fair, I think making it legal for minors to purchase the nicotine-free cigarettes could reduce teen smoking rates, and anyone who got psychologically hooked on the ritual would still have an easier time quitting than he would with a nicotine monkey on his back.

  27. nothing to see here by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is nothing new really. For decades you have been able to get "herbal tobacco" which contains no nicotine. Some dope smokers roll joints with it to avoid getting hooked on nicotine. The actual point of it is the same as the point of these "nicotine free" cigs- to get you unhooked.

    I personally prefer using nicotine patches- so it's the other way around- nicotine and no smoking habit.

    The reason it's better is that you get rid of the withdrawel symptoms because you are getting nicotine, you aren't breathing smoke so it's better for your lungs- and you can use public transport and walk into shops without having to have a quick cig first- which is an actual bonus to giving up.

    I find people who give up by using, say, nicotine gum or lonzenges have an easier time to start with because they get a nicotine buzz, and there's a new ritual to replace the old one, but then a harder time getting from the replacement to nothing at all, as they haven't kicked the "ritual" part of smoking, or the nicotine delivered once per hour (or whatever).

    The only benefit of nicotine free cigs compared to the existing "herbal tobacco" if that's the way you want to go, is that the herbal tobacco cigarettes normally smell so bad that they clear out rooms- even of people who quite happily tolerate ordinary cigarette smoke.

    graspee

    1. Re:nothing to see here by theperplepigg · · Score: 1
      you think they smell bad, try smoking one. And while yes, tobacco is quite disgusting, i would rather smoke it then what some of those are made out of (i bought a pack once that actually contained marshmallows on the ingredient list!) Cloves are a bad substitute, as well. I personally think they stink and taste like ass (and if you can finish a pack half as fast as cigarettes, you must have no taste buds and lungs of steel). I think these cigarettes could be the answer for me and many of my friends who want to quit, but don't, do to our friends smoking (and yes, i realise the irony of it).

      --paul

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      -- Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
    2. Re:nothing to see here by msimm · · Score: 1

      I think you finally hit on the important counter point to your argument yourself, right there at the end. "Herbal tobacco" or "herbal cigarettes" are *not* a tobacco replacement, because even the ones that don't make you gag wont *taste* anything like your ordinary cigarette.

      Tobacco has a very unique smell which I think a lot of people enjoy. There is no real substitute.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    3. Re:nothing to see here by Draoi · · Score: 1
      What works really well as a substitute for tobacco is mint. Yes, mint! Get the (prob. chemically laden) cheapo dried stuff from the local store or grow and dry your own.

      Tastes good - smells ok. No problems ....

      --
      Alison

      "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

    4. Re:nothing to see here by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      The Quest cigs come in three types, 17% less nicotine, 58% less, and 100% less. The 17 and 58% ones are regular tobacco mixed with the new tobacco. Unlike herbal cigs, people can gradually lessen the addiction, while keeping the hand/mouth action they're used to.

  28. Won't go anywhere. by Zuperdominican · · Score: 1

    Who in their right mind would buy this? cigarretes are bad enough to beging with and the reason that people can't seem to get off of them is nicotine. It has been proven that nicotine gives you good memory, so now a cigarrete is going to be completely bad. they should make a nicotine bar.

  29. Look - yet another Wired link! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, did Lycos crank up the subliminal advertising slush fund or something ? If I wanted to be reading Wired, I'd read Wired...instead of having Slashdot link to it article by article.

  30. This is why we have the patch by cygnus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    With the Quest, nicotine dependency can for the first time be separated from the ritual. Once the addiction is addressed, smokers will have an easier time breaking the habit.

    subject says it all... why don't we worry about weaning the cancer-causing part of the habit first? there are few side effects to a typical dosage of nicotine, but many to typical dosages of cigarette smoke (and attendant formaldahyde, ammonia, dioxine, urine, and whatever else they put into cigarettes).

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    Just raise the taxes on crack.
    1. Re:This is why we have the patch by msimm · · Score: 1

      Well, being an ex-smoker I thought it was fairly obvious (smokers and ex-smokers say it often enough): addiction to cigarette smoking for many is a two part addiction. One to the nicotine, the other to the 'ritual'. The nicotine patch works for some, but not for a lot of people.

      <shrug>

      Maybe this will help.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    2. Re:This is why we have the patch by CrayzyJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >why don't we worry about weaning the cancer-causing >part of the habit first?

      After n years of a pack a day, a few weeks of Quest is not going to change much. Wearing the patch keeps the nicotine level up, but there is soooo much more to smoking. People who believe otherwise have never smoked. To this day I cannot have a beer w/o a smoke. Hey, if I could do that and not get hooked for the 11-teenth time - sweet.

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    3. Re:This is why we have the patch by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you can't smoke while on the patch. You can't ween yourself off of the habit, you have to literally quit cold turkey while on the patch, which is obviously hard for some people.

      (As as side note, I quit cold turkey. I got a bad sore throat one year, and it hurt to smoke, so I stopped.. and haven't smoked since)

    4. Re:This is why we have the patch by cygnus · · Score: 1
      speaking as someone who has "quit" around six times, each for months at a time, i know all too well that quitting is quite difficult. what finally worked for me was taking Zyban and then switching over to the patch, then slowly decreasing the patch's dose by cutting them up into successively smaller pieces.

      my fear is that with this, people will treat it as sort of a "placebo cure," where weaning themselves of nicotine addiction will give them the impression that they're taking positive steps towards helping their situation, where in the long run, they have done little to address the most problematic aspects of their habit.

      in short, i could see myself, a few years ago, starting to smoke these cigarettes, kicking nicotine addiction, but continuing to smoke these suckers for a while longer (and then probably starting back up on the real ones when i ran out).

      --
      Just raise the taxes on crack.
  31. Bah by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget cigarettes... smoke a salmon.

    --
    There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
    1. Re:Bah by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Funny
      .. smoke a salmon.

      I tried that, but once I found paper big enough, I couldn't get it to stay lit.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer sausage.

  32. Alcohol-free beer by Vic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're making a big assumption that most people only drink beer because it has alcohol.

    For me, I'd be delighted to find a good-tasting alcohol-free beer. Or even a very low-alcohol beer. To me, it's the taste of having a good beer that is most important, although I admit that the alcohol is a nice bonus most of the time. ;-)

    But imagine being able to have a couple of stouts at lunch time, and then still being able to operate heavy machinery without killing someone (or running servers without bringing your corporate web server to its knees)? That would kick ass. Beer tastes so good.

    The non-alcohol beers, unfortunately, are not worth getting....

    Cheers,
    Vic

    1. Re:Alcohol-free beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, is it really April 1st already?

    2. Re:Alcohol-free beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For me, I'd be delighted to find a good-tasting alcohol-free beer. Or even a very low-alcohol beer. To me, it's the taste of having a good beer that is most important, although I admit that the alcohol is a nice bonus most of the time. ;-)

      Depending on your taste you have:

      • Haake Beck (sic?)
      • Claustheiser (sic?)
      • St. Pauli Girl Non-Alcoholic
      • Kalibur
      The first 3 taste like a malt or ale, the last is more beer like and is made by guenis. All of them are imports and rather expensive ($6-7 per 6pk). For cheap old beer I think Coors makes the best NA. Some people like Odouls but I hate it - too much salt - Sharps are even worst.

      The one I usually buy myself is Haake Beck; It tastes like beer while most american brand NA's don't. It is a german import that is quite dry - if you like that (I do). I have had people that drink over to my house and offered them one of those and they didn't know the difference - found it quite good actually. The others I listed are of similar quality.

      NR

    3. Re:Alcohol-free beer by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1, Informative

      i think you'll have a very hard time finding a good alcohol free beer. Above 5% or so alcohol content the alcohol becomes part of the flavor of the beer. if you notice (at least from my perspective) the best beer that you get at a brew pub and such are also the ones with high alcohol content. especially the 10-14% imperial stouts (just my opinion there). so i think it'll be impossible to find a beer that has no alcohol, yet still has a good flavor like all the other high alcohol beers.

    4. Re:Alcohol-free beer by Blimey85 · · Score: 1
      so i think it'll be impossible to find a beer that has no alcohol, yet still has a good flavor

      What about artificials?

      They have all kinds of artificial flavors.. hell, your lucky if anything you eat has ANY natural flavors anymore. So why not artificial alcohol flavoring to add to the NA beer? Make it taste like it has alcohol. Sounds simple enough.

      Personally I prefer hard lemonade... Mikes or any other brand. I can't stand the taste of beer, but then again I've only had the off-the-shelf American stuff. Maybe some of the others are better.

      --
      How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    5. Re:Alcohol-free beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the flavor of alcohol that's missing. When they make low alcohol beer they use less malt. Maybe they could come up with some kind of artificial malt flavor, but I home they never try.

    6. Re:Alcohol-free beer by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      "Mmmmm....That *IS* malty. . . But he'll never know!"

  33. I am using Quest Cigarettes to Stop Smoking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    On Sunday I was a smoker. On monday I went through terrible withdrawl, broke down and bummed a cigarette. I have smoked for 5 years. Monday evening, I bought a homeopathic remedy, called Smoke Control by Bio King. It really did cut down on the cravings very greatly. Today, I bought a pack of Vector's Quest Brand Nicotive Free cigarettes. Here's how it works for me: I smoke these things. They give me the satisfaction of having something to puff on, but no nicotine, helping me break my physhical addiction. After I am done with that I can work on my psychological and social addiction. But right now, I can still smoke, while preparing to be a person who no longer smokes at all. Basically, they are a step on the ladder.

    I have to give massive Kudos to Vector for releasing these because they are really helping me quit. I would reccomend them, as well as the homeopathic remedy to anyone who is trying to quit smoking.

  34. More disturbing than the idea of nic-free tobacco by The+Wookie · · Score: 4, Funny

    The picture at the bottom of the article has the following caption:

    An Amish farmer takes a cell phone call as transgenic tobacco dries inside his 250-year-old barn in Holland, Pennsylvania.

    Wonder what he uses for a ringer? Maybe a knock and a voice saying "Jedediah, thee has a call".

    Come to think of it.. how does he recharge the thing?

  35. Good idea.. will it work? by sammy.lost-angel.com · · Score: 1

    These will kill you just as well as normal ciggeretttes, but they just don't have any nicotine, which is the addictive part. There are three steps you can use, to actually kick your chemical addiction. Once that is done you can concentrate on your oral fixation problems.

    I think a big place that this will help is people that like to go out to bars and are around second hand smoke and just want a cigg really bad. It'll kill you, but they won't wake up in the morning craving one as bad I bet.

    I also like that the guy admits to the fact that he's in it for the money, a little honesty in the tobacco industry is a bit of a relief.

  36. Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having once smoked and knowing what nicotene withdraw will do to a person and their urge to have a cigarette I can just imagine a chain smoking whako yelling obsenities at, and wanting to rip appart, anyone that has the gaul to be breathing today. Smokers going on permanent smoke breaks as they try to get their fix but for some reason just can't seem to calm down no matter how many packs they suck down. The rate of deaths caused by road rage will skyrocket. Microsoft and computer manufacturers will get a boost in revenue as millions of super-irritated office workers take baseball bats to the BSOD..."ILL SHOW YOU ILLEGAL OPERATION!!!"

    As a major fan of chaos, I really like this idea.

    A good advertisement would be "All the affects of withdrawl without the benefits!" - or "Quit nicoteen and still die from lung cancer!"

    NR

  37. where did the smokeless ones go? by Mantorp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did they catch on? I remember the new stories when they came out but I never saw them anywhere.

  38. Amish Geneticists by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not at the forefront of the changes in the Amish community or anything, but doesn't the phrase "genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers" seem a bit odd?

  39. Their business model by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

    1) Re-engineer tobacco to eliminate nicotine
    2) Sell to Amish, Amish grow tobacco
    3) Make cigarettes
    4) Crappy cigarettes collect dust on shelves
    5) ??????
    6) PROFIT!!!!

  40. Patented tobacco by BESTouff · · Score: 1
    These days everything is subject to a patent, copyright or some other IP monopoly grant. Genetically modified organisms are just aimed at *NOT* being able to breed normally. All other "enhancements" are marketing tricks, exactely like the push for new versions of office software. Then you have to buy seeds/babies year after year if you want to grow them.

    Welcome to a customer-locked world.

  41. Weird Al Said.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
    But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
    And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
    Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
    I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    I've churned butter once or twice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    It's hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Living in an Amish paradise

    A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
    I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
    I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
    'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
    But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
    An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
    I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
    And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
    If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
    We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
    But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
    We're just technologically impaired

    There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
    Not a single luxury
    Like Robinson Caruso
    It's as primitave as can be

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We're just plain and simple guys
    Living in an Amish paradise
    There's no time for sin and vice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We don't fight, we all play nice
    Living in an Amish paradise

    Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
    Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
    Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
    Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
    I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
    On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
    So don't be vain and don't be whiny
    Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We're all crazy Mennonites
    Living in an Amish paradise
    There's no cops or traffic lights
    Living in an Amish paradise
    But you'd probably think it bites
    Living in an Amish paradise

    Yuck

  42. Next up: genetically engineered heroine... by PasteEater · · Score: 1

    None of the high, and all of the fuss! Think of it: addicted to a whole new breed of drugs that only have down sides.

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    There are two kinds of people in the world: those with loaded guns, and those who dig.
  43. And in other news: by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    HK just released new type of gun that kills people in the exact same way, but make an entirely different sound.

  44. Wired, Wired, Wired... by thenightfly42 · · Score: 1

    Aren't there any other sources of news out there other than Wired? This is probably the 8th article from the current issue of Wired posted to Slashdot this week. It's a good issue, admittedly, but really now.

  45. Chemical addiction has a physical component by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > That's when I realized my problem is more mental, less physical.

    Yes and no. Your brain's neuroreceptors have been tweaked to *need* nicotine. So while there's the "social habituation" factor, there's a very real physical component to the addiction for many as well. Yourself included probably. Your freak-out was a sign of exactly that, I'll wager.

    Good friend of mind, well-versed in the world of recreational chemicals, told me it was harder for him to quit cigs (nicotine) than heroin.

    Grand Theft Auto - now that is a mental addiction. Then again...

  46. I'm a smoker, just look at my name by t0qer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been a smoke for many years, I remember my nicotine addiction starting at 8 when my old man use to let me grab a pinch of beechnut. I remember feeling like crap and being addicted to it for a while, then later on quitting, then becoming addicted to cigerettes at 10 when I went to live with my mom.

    So here I am, over 20 years of putting this crap in my body.. The sad thing is when I don't have it.

    First sign is nervousness, agitation. Then I go into cold sweats as my body excretes tar and nicotine out from my pours. Third stage i'm rollin up butts from the ashtray.

    For those of you that don't understand the nature of addiction, let me tell you, I go through it every night. At least when I sleep, I have nothing to agitate me, but I still go through the physical withdrawel symptoms every night, proof of which is washing the sheets every 3 to 4 days to take out the yellow stain from my tar infused sweat.

    I hate cigs, they are a tax on my life and my health, and I feel that the addictive traits of nicotine has been played down to avoid lawsuits. I've even developed shakes at times, no different than any heroin junkie.

    I tried quittin new years cold turkey. I just bought a carton of marlboro reds today for 30 bucks. Previously I tried patches, gum, and hypnosis.

    I have heard of anesthetic therapy for herion users. Sorry for no link but I remember seeing it on dateline NBC, search there produced too many results. The premise is simple, hook a needle up to the patients arm with a drip bag of sodium penathol and let them sleep through their withdrawels.

    As neat as this genetic amish tobacco sounds, it just won't cut it for people who have been smoking as long as I have. Over 2/3's of my life I've had this shit running through my brain. I need rest.

    1. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      I hear ya. I've only been smoking on my own for about 10 years now, but been getting the second hand stuff from my parents since I was born.

      I didn't realize how bad I was addicted until I moved out after university. Then I started on my own. Since smoking recently killed both my parents, the drive to quit has been foremost in my mind. But it's still tough.

      Been clean for about 6 days now. Tried cold, went to the patch. The cost is a big factor. It's heavily taxed in Canada. A carton, 8 packs of 25 smokes (200) is almost $80,00. A 7 day supply of Nicoderm is $30.00.

      Not to mention the emotional side effects. This story alone is DRIVING ME NUTS. I would kill each and everyone in this room for a drag right now. Good think I have my own office.

      Hang in there bud, you can do it.

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    2. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smoked for about 3 years. I've quit a couple of times. It does get better, stick with it, after a couple of weeks, you'll be wondering what the big deal was. That's the nature of it, you fight, and you fight through it, and when the withdrawals are gone(give it a week or two in your case) then you wonder what the big deal is. But be careful, just because you don't remember how hard it was, and don't remember what the attraction was, doesn't mean that you can have just one. That's the trouble alot of smokers get into, they quit for a few weeks, forget how hard it was, and then think they can have just one.

    3. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by finse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed nicotine is one of the most addictive substances in the entire world, perhaps second only to herion.
      I started smoking in 7th grade. I continued smoking until I was 22, then quit. Cold turkey, It lasted 11 months. Then I meet this girl, start dating. She is a social smoker, only smokes at the clubs and such, she helps me become additiced again.
      I smoked until I was 24 (minus the 11 month interlude). Now I am 26 and a non smoker for 2 years. If you are wondering how I did it? Well the answer is will power and my wanting to breathe. See I have asthma, I wasnt born with it, I got it from smoking. Try not being able to breathe. This is all the motivation you will ever need. Dont give up on quiting. It gets easier every time. My grandmother smoked for over 50 years and kicked the habbit, so can you. Good luck man!

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    4. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quit cold turkey one day after 10 years of two packs a day. There isn't any trick to it. No patches, no hypnosis. You just have to want to be a non-smoker. Most people who say they are trying to quit don't really want to. I gave lip service to quitting for years, and I'd make it a week or so, and then go buy a carton. Sure, I had physical withdrawels, but that's not what brings people back. We all miss that instant ability to deal with any situation by getting a high. Work stressing you out? Have a smoke. Now that I'm a non-smoker, I can't just inject myself everytime my boss screws me over. I have to find some other way to deal. When you truly, honestly don't want another cigarette, you'll walk away from them.

    5. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some may think this post a troll, but I don't mean it to be.

      I feel really sorry for you. I'm not trying to be mean, I find your post very touching. I've been a smoker for I guess about the last 10 years, but it is hard to believe it has been that long. Guess it kinda slips away from you after a while. I quit a few months ago and hope I never go back. I didn't mean to quit, I had a hard time for years realizing that I was addicted, or actually thinking it was a problem.

      I guess I am really lucky, over the course of a few months I just didn't feel like smoking any more, so gradually I tapered off, and now it has been 4 months, though the decrease took an additional 3. I've heard stories about how some people really have a hard time quitting, but never really believed it could be that hard; to me it just seemed like a mind over matter control problem. I just refused to let my body control me like that. Your case seems much more serious however, I guess I did not know it could get that bad. It must really affect different people differently. I wish you the best of luck.

      I can offer hope though, while innitally I wanted a cigarette pretty badly, the desire has tapered of a tiny bit every day to where I barely want one anymore at all. It has changed many things in my life to quit, I think my friends respect me more and I know it looks better for me at work (as I work with all non-smokers).

      I didn't expect it, but my sense of smell and taste is more acute, and I'm pretty sure that I smell better in general than I did. I was suprised that I smell better, not just immedeatly after a smoke, but in general, my skin smells good now, a friend said she definatly noticed, even though she didn't really know I was a smoker before.

      I remember hearing somewhere before that the physical addiction for nicotine lasts 3 days, presumibly it is the habit of the ritual that is also addictive and makes you want to smoke after this period. I am in hopes you will benifit from these new cigarettes, after reading your post I think you definatly have the will to quit.

    6. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by unicron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to be a dick, but you don't want to quit. You have to want to. I'm a smoker, and I enjoy it. It's more social than anything else. Hell, in 5 years time I'll just have em whip me up a few new organs so that angles covered. I do it because I get my halo on with a friends for a few hours then we walk outside. It's social, and I get my best conversations in at that time. I'd rather live 50 years how I want than 60 years living how I should.

      As for addiction, I used to know a group of guys that were all heroin junkies. Ok guys when they were clean, but when they had to have that fix, they were rough to be around. One of them used to quit cold-turkey for 6 months at a time to clean himself up, and he was so determined to look hard around us, I never once saw him withdrawling..that's some friggin willpower.

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    7. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Hell, in 5 years time I'll just have em whip me up a few new organs so that angles covered.

      I'm all in favor of smoking (I smoke tobacco in a pipe about once a month), but be careful of relying on advances in medical technology. My high school biology teacher had a friend who said something similar ("by the time I'm old, they'll have cured cancer"), except he said it 50 years ago. Oops.

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    8. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      My grandmother smoked for over 50 years and kicked the habbit


      Heh, that reminds me of the time they did the famous lung exhibit in an anti-smoking assembly back in high school. They showed us the healthy lung, and told us it came from a 20-year-old nonsmoker who lived in the country. Then they showed us another one that came from a 70-year-old smoker from the city. Two samples do not a study make, and I know we're dealing with averages and life expectancies and whatnot, but I found it hilarious that their "healthy" subject died 50 years before the "unhealthy" one.

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    9. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by grumling · · Score: 1
      I'm sure you had plenty of advice on how to quit, but I'll go ahead and tell you how I did it anyway. First some background... A few years ago a device was introduced that would help you quit based on patterns (you pressed a button every time you lit up) and it would "scientifically" develop a program for you to quit. A friend of mine used it, it didn't work for him, but borrowed it and it almost worked for me. The big thing it did was divide number of times per day you smoke by how many hours you are awake.

      When I quit this time, I decided to go on the patch, but before I did, I started counting how many times a day I smoked, then set a timer on my watch to go off when I should smoke. Luckly I had a boss who understood, and it was usually easy for me to get away when the timer went off. I slowly increased the time every day (and decreased the number of cigarettes to just a few a day). Then, on my quit day, I went on the strongest patch I could find. This helped me prepare for the withdrawl, and the constant interuption became another modivation to quit.

      The only other thing I'll say is that it really does take 3 months for your body to adjust. I remember saying and doing strange things for weeks after I was off the patch. Later on I realized that it was withdrawl and associated depression, but at the time, I was really freaked out (but suprisingly I didn't make the connection until long after).

      The best part was that Saturday morning after the first good night's sleep in years, and the fried rice at the Orential Buffet that was SO good.

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    10. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, as a recent smoker, this group of posts has inspired me to not grab a pack tonight. We'll see if it lasts.

    11. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      . It's social, and I get my best conversations in at that time. I'd rather live 50 years how I want than 60 years living how I should.

      Yea, but what happens when you want to be able to go up three flights of stairs without having to stop for a breather on floor 2? Eventually, it becomes a quality of life issue, really. Don't get me wrong, smoking was alot of fun, all 15 years of it, but eventually I got tired of it getting in the way of other things.

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    12. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I do it because I get my halo on with a friends for a few hours then we walk outside"
      why do you need to smoke to go for a walk?
      I manage to walk around and have great conversations without smoking.
      All that is is a cruch for your smoking excuse.

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    13. Re:I'm a smoker, just look at my name by suman28 · · Score: 1

      The more important question I have for you is why did you start smoking in the first place. I definitely agree that the cigarette companies are underhanded and sneaky and I hope they all burn in hell.I know many people that smoke, but I know many more people that don't smoke. You know why??????? It is because they choose not to smoke. So, before you start complaining about anything else, you first need to examine yourself and the environment you grew up in. Blame your old man or something first.

  47. The Point is... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Informative

    to help you quit... RTFA.
    They have 3 brands that each have a lower amount of nicotine kind of like the patch has 3 different levels to systematically lower the amount of nicotine you recieve.

    It makes it so you choose whether or not to smoke, not to feed a nicotine addiction. This guy not only plans to make an ass-load of cash, but to give his customer's choice and reform the tobacco industry. Quite frankly, this guy should get the Nobel Peace Prize or something.

    BTW, you can get cartons for ~$20 each online. So if anyone wants an easy way to quit, Drive Thru Smoke Shop

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    1. Re:The Point is... by cdf123 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure this sounds good, but what is it really doing? Isn't this the same as a smoker simply smoking less in a day? insted of 2 packs, I'll smoke a pack and a half, then keep reducing it each week/2 weeks/month/etc.. till I'm down to nothing. This is usualy the first thing a smoker tries, and the first thing that fails. The scarry part of this product is that someone out there is going to think to themselves "Hey, I've had a hard day/week/month/life/whatever, so I'll just smoke an extra pack of these lower nicotine cigs, and it won't be like cheating as much, since I still have less nicotine", then this will become a habbit. And they will end up doing more damage to themselves, all with the mindset that it will still be easier to quit later.

      I see this product causing much more problems in the long run. And I think others (like the patch/gum) are a much safer way to quit. I really don't see these as being an improvement to anything, and if people are going to rely on these to quit, they should have a buddy system with someone else to control how much they can have.

      "Of course that just my opinion, I could be wrong."

  48. Useful to quit smoking? Read the article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He says the cigs will be sold as a three-part series containing 17%, 54% and then 100% less nicotine. By mixing the nicotine-free tobacco with ordinary, they can make it have *less* while still giving you your fix. So you can work your way off of the nicotine slowly without having to give up the habit. It's like having a patch, and smoking at the same time.

    It may not be *quite* as enjoyable as the real thing, but it's a hell of a lot easier to force yourself to buy a pack with 17% less nicotine than to go cold turkey.

  49. This is just plain old un-patriotic! by SuperMario666 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Smokers are our nation's greatest citizens. Not only do they generate billions of dollars in state and local taxes with their tobacco purchases, they save the federal government still more billions by "removing" themselves from the Social Security System, on average, a decade or so earlier than other, less civic-minded Americans.

    But, now, it appears that irresponsible genetic engineering threatens to eliminate an entire generation of such patriotic puffers.

    Shame on science and shame on the Amish!

    1. Re:This is just plain old un-patriotic! by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      I realize that this was a joke, but it's interesting to keep in perspective that it was tobacco, as a cash crop, that allowed the American colonies to first become self-sustaining. No tobacco, no USA.

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  50. Genetically engineered? by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    I thought nicotine was a pesticide (If I'm wrong you can blame "molecule" in Xscreensaver). There is no need to genetically engineer anything, merely avoid the use of pesticides.

    1. Re:Genetically engineered? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Nicotine occurs naturally in tobacco, so yes, there is a need to genetically engineer. But, you are correct, in that nicotine is a pesticide. It just happens to occur naturally in the plant... probably to protect it from pests! :)

  51. Oh for pete's sake. by partridge · · Score: 1

    Yes this is interesting. But really now, it appears that posting the headlines from the current month's issue of Wired is what passes for front page worthy news these days? Is there really so little going on the the world? That issue has been on the stands for at least two weeks now and that has to be the third or fourth front page item from it over the last week. Does it take that long to read through the issue and find the interesting bits? Perhaps we should just have a periodical posting titled: "Here are the headlines from the current issue of Wired."

    1. Re:Oh for pete's sake. by La+Temperanza · · Score: 1

      Well, posting headlines from Wired is an improvement over posting headlines that came out of the editor's a**es.

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  52. MO and RJR will love this by kippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm willing to bet that blind studies, people will have as difficult a time quitting from these are from regular smokes.

    I'm really interested to see the outcome of an addiction study where two groups are given these nicotine free smokes and one group is told that they are smoking regular ones.

    This is pure speculation here but I'm betting that the mere thought of them being addictive is enough to make them "addicted".

    Similarly, I'd like to see if people who thought they were smoking nicotine free cigarettes have an easier time quitting even if they are smoking regular ones.

    depending on how such a study turns out, big tobacco could tell all those bozos to take all their lawsiuts and shove them.

    1. Re:MO and RJR will love this by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      This would totally violate scientific ethics (getting a group of people addicted to a carcinogenic substance), so it'll never happen

  53. Oopsie? by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if this strand got into the wild?

    Not being a smoker, I'd think it hilarious if a large portion of the tobacco crop ended up tainted with the "phony" tobacco. Just on the principle of the matter.

    Phillip Morris would have a collective heart attack if their biggest profit maker became non-additive!
    =Smidge=

    1. Re:Oopsie? by BarrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      interesting... i think in the LONG run that would be good if this thing took over all tobacco farms... but for like 10 years we'd have a couple billion suicides before there are no more smokers... which isn't good...

    2. Re:Oopsie? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      If you really want your nicotine fix, there will always be the gum and patches and inhailers.

      Don't get me wrong... I'm not one of those anti-drug maniacs. If you want to drink/smoke/shoot up, I could care less as long as I don't have to deal with it.

      The problem with tobacco smoking is that non-smokers still have to deal with it. I find absolutely nothing attractive about smoking. It's expensive, it's inconvienient (Especially since most workplaces/public areas have banned smoking indoors), and it's smells nasty.

      And don't take this personally, but I certaintly could care less about YOUR (collective) health. If overall health and prosperity improve if tobacco use disappears from society, that's just a bonus.
      =Smidge=

  54. Re:Next up: genetically engineered heroine... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Next up: genetically engineered heroine...

    I thought you were talking about Jessica Alba.

  55. Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now that the farmers will be making some real money, does this mean they will have to pay taxes?

  56. Like decaf by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    David Letterman said it best about decaf cofee:

    "Its usless warm brown water"

    Nicotine-free cigs? Why not just suck on an exhaust pipe? ;- )

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  57. Barbarians at the gate! by andres32a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nicotine free cigarretes have been tried before... and it went really bad. The book BARBARIANS AT THE GATE mentions how RJR Nabisco once tried it an have a marketing test which got a 95% percent response: "IT TAKES LIKE SHIT".
    People are not cigarrete addicted. People are nicotine adicted. With no nicotine, every smoker will just about give the same response.

    1. Re:Barbarians at the gate! by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      dunno what was in RJR's cigs, but these have all the taste of tobacco, with none of the nicotine because its been removed by genetic engineering. the genetic work was only completed in 2000.

    2. Re:Barbarians at the gate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That book (in part) detailed the creation of RJR's 'Premier' cigarette. The goal there was not to be nicotine-free, but to be smoke-free, and thus, safer. It used some tobacco-warming (as opposed to burning) process to deliver some experience approximating that of smoking a normal cig. Presumably, this may have included nicotine, but it wasn't nic-free-tobacco in a regular cig.

  58. In Japan by lpret · · Score: 1
    cigarettes don't nicotine free you...BUT, in Japan there have been plastic cigarette looking things that are actually breath-freshners. The concept is that the act of holding something and even being able to suck on it will help wean you off cigarettes.


    Just sounds better to me.

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    1. Re:In Japan by presearch · · Score: 1

      They also sell this great gum with high doses of caffeine, nicotine, sugar and vitamins.
      What a country.

    2. Re:In Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the government control the tobacco industry there? Seriously, it's like Europe over there...everyone smokes it seems.

      I've seen commercials for plastic nicotine things to help you quit here (USA) too.

  59. I can see it now... by Some+Bitch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Day 1: Start smoking nicotine free ciggies. Maybe these aren't so bad.
    Day 2: Ladedadeda...I'm fine, just don't talk to me.
    Day 3: Jesus Christ, why do I work with such idiots?
    Day 4: Are all users fucking morons or something? Jesus, what sort of prick can't set up Outlook?
    Day 5: Ok, that's it, I've had enough of ALL of you! SOMEONE HAND ME THE AMMUNITION!
    Day 6: Profi...oops, got carried away there.

    Put another way, you can have my nicotine sticks when you prise them from my cold dead cancer ridden hand ;)

  60. Genetic engineering doesn't require technology. by Master+Rux · · Score: 1

    Genentic engineering has been around for hundreds of years. All you have to do is take one plant with traits you want and another plant with traits you want and breed them. Over time you could breed any number of new plants. Personally I'm genetically engineering my kids to have darker skin by marrying an asian chick. No technology there. Well maybe a romantic cd to get her in the mood.

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    1. Re:Genetic engineering doesn't require technology. by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Rephrased:

      All you have to do is take one elephant with traits you want and one pig with traits you want and get them good and drunk.

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    2. Re:Genetic engineering doesn't require technology. by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      I realize that genetic engingeering has been around since monks and peas, however it is obvious that the engineering they are talking about here is alot more complicated than crossbreeding two variations of plants, and at some point required modern laboratory facilities.

    3. Re:Genetic engineering doesn't require technology. by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard the song?

      "Pig and Elephant DNA Just won't splice"

    4. Re:Genetic engineering doesn't require technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but "those are Loverboy songs, Err.... And Loverboy has always sucked."

  61. We had this when I was a kid by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    Except back then we called them grape vines.

  62. They should call it... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

    Tomaco :-)

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  63. Phillip Morris name change by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    Phillip Morris has changed it's name to Altria Group, Inc.

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    1. Re:Phillip Morris name change by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      What's funny is, they picked this name without looking to see who else had it, because there is a company called Altria Healthcare.

      There must have been some sort of legal tussle over Philip Morris' choice of moniker, because this is now on the healthcare company's site.

      You'd think a healthcare company would have put up more of a fight against a company that makes products that make people sick when used as intended, but I guess a few dump trucks full of cash ran over their principles.

      ~Philly

  64. Or the other way around by Transient0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reason this is interesting is because now the chemical and the habit can be seperated into two problems each easier to deal with on its own than in conjunction with the other. Nicotine patches and gum have helped a large number of people give up smoking because they allow a smoker to wean themselves off of the physical habit without having to deal with withdrawal from the chemical. If they are successful at this step, they have come half way and have only to wean themselves off of the patch.

    This engineered tobacco allows the same process to work the other way. In fact the two could probably be combined for a very gentle weaning process consisting of first switching smokers to nicotine-free cigarettes and nicotine patches and then slowly lowering the use of one while keeping the other constant and then lowering the second to match.

    Also, to all the people saying this is a dumb idea and using comparisons with alcohol-free beer(which they claim is also a dumb idea). Regardless of whether you think it will help people quit smoking or not, I guarantee that enough people will be willing to try to pull in a healthy profit for the company. All those companies aren't making alcohol-free beer because it doesn't sell. So in that sense its definitely not a dumb idea.

  65. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gene splicing and cross breeding are entirely different than genetic engineering. We've been genetic engineering for a few decades at most.

  66. MOD GHODS: HOW CAN THE FIRST POST BE REDUNDANT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ????
    Anyone...???
    Anyone..????
    Beuler...????

  67. Absurdities abound by divide+overflow · · Score: 0


    This is absurd. They will produce cigarettes with virtually all the cancer-causing potential of regular cigarettes without the nicotine...the drug that people crave and is the major inducement to smoke. In other words, all the cancer and none of the pleasure.

    Tobacco companies learned a long time ago that the nicotine was the key to smoking. They know that if you reduce the nicotine content in cigarettes the result is people smoke more cigarettes and keep the smoke in their lungs longer to compensate. This has the effect of 1) selling more cigarettes and 2) causing people to inhale more carcinogens. It seems to me the only ones to benefit from these effects are tobacco sellers and Oncologists.

  68. Vector's cigs contain varying levels of nicotine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read about this company yesterday in the local paper: http://www.startribune.com/stories/670/3615839.htm l. The claim was not that they were just producing cigarettes with zero nicotine, but instead that they were producing cigarettes with varying levels of nicotine:

    <CITE>Quest takes a different approach. It allows smokers to choose their nicotine content: Quest 1 has 17 percent less nicotine than an average light cigarette, the company said. Quest 2 has 58 percent less nicotine, and Quest 3 is virtually nicotine-free.</CITE>

    This would allow smokers to continue smoking while taking the patch approach to smoking cessation, by reducing nicotine levels gradually over time.

  69. Great! by drsquare · · Score: 1

    This could be just the thing I need to start smoking. I've always wanted to smoke, but I am easily addicted to chemicals, so I was wary of becoming addicted to the nicotine. But with this new invention, I could smoke without becoming chemically addicted to it. It's the best of both worlds. I only hope they're really cheap so I can afford to buy lots of them.

    1. Re:Great! by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      "This could be just the thing I need to start smoking. I've always wanted to smoke"

      Yeah, because smoking makes you cool (tell your friends.)

  70. Cool.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free."

    Cool! Now I can still kill myself without worrying about being addicted to any particular vendor.

  71. Ahhhh by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhh, killing yourself slowly and horribly with none of the satisfaction associated with the real thing. It's like just eating what's in the grease trough of a Foreman grill and throwing the hamburger away.

    1. Re:Ahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, i would equate it to having sex while wearing a condom... not that any of you would know what sex is. :)

  72. That's great but... by Marqis · · Score: 3, Interesting


    what we really need is a stink-free and smoke-free cigarette so us non-smokers can go out to a club without having to throw away our clothes the next day.

    I'm praying they pass the smoke-free law here in Calgary, Canada.

    1. Re:That's great but... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      So open up a smoke-free club.

      After all, that's the whole point of a free market - you can run your business however you like, within the law.

      If there are so many non-smokers wanting this (75% of the Canadian population, last time I checked), why don't we see more of these?

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    2. Re:That's great but... by yeschat · · Score: 1

      Sorry but you want to go to a club and be around non smokers? You picked the wrong place. Clubs are one of the few places I can freely smoke and not hear yuppies bitch about the smoke or non smoking nazis. I respect that you don' like and approve of smoking, but if you hate it that much how about don't go out to clubs? Or maybe go to non smoking ones? And why is it ok to drink at bars and clubs but smoking is banned in some places? Whatever.

    3. Re:That's great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the smell of stale cigarette smoke in clothes is worse than rancid yak urine.

    4. Re:That's great but... by Marqis · · Score: 1


      What if museums allowed smoking? Why should paintings be any different than music? Why should your habit that affects me very directly prevent me from going to a place that I want? Drinking is different, you can sit and get drunk and unless you're loud, puke on me, or try and pick a fight your drinking doesn't affect me. Your smoking does.

      I don't know why smoking is allowed at bars and not restaurants. It shouldn't be allowed anywhere. I'm thinking it shouldn't even be allowed in your home because of all the medical bills I'll be forced to pay for your habit.

  73. Re:Next up: genetically engineered heroine... by PasteEater · · Score: 1

    And again, I say:

    None of the high, and all of the fuss. :)

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  74. USGov:High-nicotine tobacco smells like money by ChristTrekker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And that's why it will never happen.

    "Since the technology exists to reduce nicotine in cigarettes to insignificant levels, why, one is led to ask, does the industry keep nicotine in cigarettes at all?"

    Because our government is in on the deal. It scolds Big Tobacco with one hand and lights up with the other.

    1. Re:USGov:High-nicotine tobacco smells like money by sublimespot · · Score: 1

      "Since the technology exists to reduce nicotine in cigarettes to insignificant levels, why, one is led to ask, does the industry keep nicotine in cigarettes at all?"

      Cigarettes are a nicotine delivery device. If you remove the nicotine then you remove the need for the delivery device

  75. won't help most people quit because by Mr.+Asdf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    most smokers who try to quit end up starting to smoke again days, weeks, or even months later- long after the nicotine addiction has passed. this is due to a psychological addiction which is usually much stronger than the physical addiction to nicotine. this product does not really address this issue, and IMHO, might cause people to smoke more, since they won't be experiencing the nicotine which they need to "take the edge off" of a stressful situation.

    1. Re:won't help most people quit because by msimm · · Score: 1

      I think your thinking about "light" cigarette or the "capri". It was fun watching friends parents smoking those dainty little cigarette one after the other in the 80's..and they gave them away for free in magazines (well, as a coupon)..

      --
      Quack, quack.
    2. Re:won't help most people quit because by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of ex-smokers start up again because they just plain miss having a smoke. Not SMOKING, but having *a* smoke. If it was the nicotine they wanted, there's gum/lozenges/patches/chew. Yet most ex-smokers end up lighting up.

      I know I'd kill for a 'safe' smoke - one that I can have, without the danger of becoming hooked again - just to see if it's as bad as it seems now (smell, taste, etc). And just to safely re-live that wonderful 5 minute ritual.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  76. This smells like gramma by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

    *cue deep, addicted-cow voice*

    T-O-M-A-C-C-O

  77. About as useful as... by zombiestomper · · Score: 1

    Caffine-Free Diet Dew.

    If all you're looking for is a way to get cancer, you might as well go to your basement and huff radon.

  78. Philip Morris? Who 'dat? by blamanj · · Score: 1

    They've changed their name to the the Altria Group. Bad old Enron's gone, Arthur Anderson's gone, Philip Morris, too. Aren't they?

  79. What about the manure? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Are they animal dropping-free also? I mean, that's half the taste!

  80. It's a drug delivery system; What's the point? by MMHere · · Score: 1

    Umm....

    Last I heard, the cigarette is considered a drug delivery system.

    What's the point of leaving out the drug?

  81. Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Theovon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Marlboro were to sell nic-free cigarettes, and that caused people to lose their addiction, therefore causing probably a good number of them to quit, wouldn't that be a hit to the bottom line?

    1. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Marlboro were to sell nic-free cigarettes, and that caused people to lose their addiction, therefore causing probably a good number of them to quit, wouldn't that be a hit to the bottom line?


      How often is a fool born?

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    2. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by TGK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What if there's another agenda.

      Cigarettes are addictive.
      Nicotine makes Cigarettes addictive.
      Selling an addictive product to children is wrong.

      Nicotine free cigaretts are not addictive, but still carry all the image and appeal (to the youth croud) of smoking. Many here have said the habbit of smoking is just as powerfull as the addiction.

      Has anyone considered the possibility that this could be the first step in an attempt to change the tobacco laws into Nicotine laws?

      It kills two birds with one stone. Sell cigarettes to minors and tax Niqoderm and Nicorette.

      --
      Killfile(TGK)
      No trees were killed in the creation of this post. However, many electrons were inconvenienced.
    3. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      I read the magazine article, not the one linked to so I don't know if this is mentioned in the web version. The idea is that people can use the nic-free cig to break the nicotine addiction. Then they can move onto breaking the psychological addiction.

      Initially Vector was paying farmers in Argentina to grow the tabacco. The big tabacco companies found out about this, made some payoffs to the Argentinian government and had the crops burned for "lack of permits" or something like that. US tabacco growers were told that if they grew and of the nic-free tabacco, none of the big tabacco companies would deal with them anymore. So Vector turned to the Amish and they agreed to do it for $1.50/lb (going rate for tabacco is $.70/lb IIRC.)

      The tactics of the big tabacco companies show that they are taking it as a serious threat. They also argue that the genetically modified plants could end up pollinating normal tabacco plants and rendering the resulting strains nicotine free. That would be my big concern.

    4. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      The tactics of the big tabacco companies show that they are taking it as a serious threat. They also argue that the genetically modified plants could end up pollinating normal tabacco plants and rendering the resulting strains nicotine free. That would be my big concern.

      I wouldn't worry about that.

      People forget that nicotine is an insecticide. It only exists in tobacco in the first place because it kills insects and furnishes a reproductive advantage to the plant. Nicotine-free tobacco may escape into the wild, but it certainly won't take over the world or it would have done so already by natural processes. It has a competitive disadvantage over normal tobacco.

      What would be worrisome would be a crop of some plant other than tobacco, genetically modified to produce nicotine.

    5. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 1

      I agree with you here. I believe that there are factions in the govt (esp. the food and health adminsitration) that are trying to get rid of "big tobacco" as it is today. I wouldn't be surprised if within 10 or 20 years, they outlaw nicotine. They can just say "Sell your product without it!"

      Of course, they could potentially do the same thing with caffeine... :(

      --

      Moderation: Put your hand inside the puppet head!
    6. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      What would be worrisome would be a crop of some plant other than tobacco, genetically modified to produce nicotine.

      I'm thinking that if someone where to do this, they'd find other plants to produce some other chemicals.. like THC.

      No officer, it really is oregano I'm smoking!

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    7. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by satanami69 · · Score: 1
      Here's a fun thing for the kids.


      The purpose of this exercise is to demonstrate the poisonous nature of nicotine and its affects on living things. This can be done as a health lesson or as a science experiment.


      For this activity you will need:

      1. One or Two large pinches of chewing tobacco

      2. A cup or two of warm water
      3. A spray bottle
      4. A small strainer
      5. Various bugs or bait shop crickets



      Put the tobacco in the water. Let it soak for at least an hour, the longer the better. Overnight will make a very strong solution. Have the students collect bugs to bring in or purchase crickets at a bait shop or pet store.


      Start out by expaining to students that nicotine is a very strong poisin, in fact one DROP can contains enough poisin to kill an average person if injected. Tell them that nicotine used to be used as an insecticide but it was banned for health reasons. A warning label from a strong pesticide makes a good visual aid.


      Strain the water into the sprayer and spray it on the bugs, it will kill them over the course of a class period. Different bugs will react more quickly or slowly, but they all will die. A graphic demonstration of what a powerful poison tobacco is.

      --
      I really hate Dan Patrick.
    8. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1


      Probably a better solvent is alcohol (90% isopropyl is best). Soak a big wad of chewing tobacco in that for a couple hours. Then filter it, and let the alcohol evaporate until you have poisonous yellow goo.

      Actually, don't do that, because it's dangerous. Nicotine is easily administered transdermally.

      I remember hearing a story in a college lecture about a florist, who was spraying a nicotine solution on flowers to kill bugs. He spilled some on a counter and later sat down on it, so it soaked his pants. The nicotine entered his bloodstream through his ass, and an hour later, he's in the ambulance speeding to the hospital.

      They give him a shot (I forget what, some nicotinic acetylcholine antagonist) and he's fine and goes home. He puts the same pair of pants back on, and has to go to the hospital again!

    9. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [delta]9-tetra-hydrocannabinol arises from a 21 or 22 carbon lipid as a product of (some) enzyme, and ther is yet another enzyme that produces the 21/22C lipid &c&c&c. Some of the precursors of THC are not common in the majority of plants; hence, it would be difficult to engineer a THC producing plant (possible, but the stochastic effect may make said plant "less happy," so it may very well take many many many tries to get it to work.

      I'm not sure if anyone has mapped out the THC-catabolism pathway yet, but it's likely that the genes encoding the various enzymes aren't clustered togather (making it difficult to clone). However, if someone does manage to clone the major enzymes, it would be (next-to) trivial to introduce it into other organisms (plants).

      Besides, drugs ("mood-altering-substances," as my councelor kept trying to drill into me) are illegal because they make money for some people, said people "lobby" politicos into keeping those drugs illegal, thereby ensuring that said few people continue to make money.

      So, bottom line is that it's going to be hard to a lab to get funding to clone the THC pathway/transfect non-cannabis-genus plants w/ said pathway. Then throw in legal ramifications.

      You got 600,000 bux/year to fund me to do something like this?

    10. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What advantage does THC confer upon the marijuana plant anyway? It doesn't look like an insecticide. Maybe it prevents some animal from eating it?

      (Posting as an AC so John Poindexter doesn't find me.)

    11. Re:Losing proposition for cig. manufacturers. by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      Too bad he didn't die, or else he was the sure front-runner for the Darwin award.

      --
      I really hate Dan Patrick.
  82. another simpsons reference: by zephc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "We flushed your sin-sticks down the toilet."

    "Smokers are jokers, smokers are jokers!"

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
  83. You're pretty much a moron if you drive a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Driving (with car or with truck) has to be the most idiotic practice anybody had invented. If you drive, you get all of these wonderful benefits:
    • Let's just face it, you're wasting the environment. From the pump to the pipe, either you're raping resources or polluting them.
    • The added impact of supporting terrorist organizations funded by middle-eastern oil tycoons!
    • The animals killed and landscapes plundered to build your roads and highways
    • The countless deaths from drunk driving and other accidents.
    • It could go on and on

    Oh yeah, and then there is the small detail that it might kill you.

    Um. Yeah, sign me up.

  84. Virgin Amish Vegetarian Farmers by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Grown by Amish farmers is certainly an endorsement ... but I'm not smoking these cigs unless they're grown by virgin Amish vegetarian farmers.

    --
    -kgj
  85. spooky by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone remember that episode of X-Files? They engineered a special nicotine-free tobacco, which resulted in test subjects literally becoming hives for some tobacco-loving bugs.
    Let's see if this attempt is any better than that one :D

    --
    Did you know that "FTW" ("for the win") is a direct translation of "Sieg Heil"?
  86. Score 6, Right On Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen to that my man, amen to that.

  87. Their slogan... by tigertigr · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Amish Country.

  88. maybe instead by Mr.+Asdf · · Score: 1

    they could put such fine goodies in there that it kills you in 3 months instead of 40 years. that would probably help people quit sooner. (i know, i know, that wouldn't be as profitable ....)

  89. Booooring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you subscribed to Wired, you would have read all this crap already.

    And if you think subscribing to WIred is cool, just remember, my dad subscribes, and he's like 50.

  90. "Don't Worry"? by sakeneko · · Score: 1
    Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free.

    Reassuring the vast hordes of medical doctors and other health care professionals on Slashdot, are you? ;>

  91. Just smoke Pot by DenOfEarth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The stuff grows naturally, has like, zero nicotine, tastes better than regular cigarettes, and it even makes you feel good. Support your local amish hydroponic operation today...buy pot!

    1. Re:Just smoke Pot by xombo · · Score: 1

      Three joins are have the same amount of carcogens(sp?) as 20 cigarettes. Just because it is natural doesn't mean it is good for you. There is why pot is illegial, it is actually worse for you, I can tell by your wording that you are a pothead too, and probably irresponsible.

    2. Re:Just smoke Pot by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

      I can tell from your wording that you don't speak english as a native language (or you don't use a grammar/spellchecker). That probably makes you irresponsible too.

    3. Re:Just smoke Pot by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Boy are you clueless. Go back to the 1930's and get a job with William Randolph Hearst, he's got some tabloid articles for you to write.

      You know why pot is really illegal? It's because HEMP threatens the profits of the industrialists. You can make any grade of paper with it. It's the toughest natural fibre aside from spider silk. You can run a car on hemp oil. People could be growing gas in their backyards. Can't have that! Dubya's family has been heavily into oil for decades. Step up the War on Drugs! No conflict of interest here, move along.

      In 1937, when marijuana was banned, the American Medical Association OPPOSED it. They had been prescribing it safely for over a hundred years.

      Every scientific study of marijuana has concluded that it is substantially less harmful than cigarettes or alcohol. Very recently, a senate committee here in Canada which studied it in depth, recommended unanimously to the government that pot is far less dangerous than smoking and drinking, and should be regulated accordingly.

      Perhaps, gram for gram, there are more carcinogens in marijuana than tobacco. So what? People smoke far less pot than cigarettes, because pot is not chemically addictive. I've been smoking pot regularly for about 8 years. You know how much I smoke now? A small pipe bowl when I get home from work, and maybe a shared joint when my roommate gets home. Now compare that to a smoker who measures their habit in packs per day, and is only getting worse.

      "There is why pot is illegial [...] I can tell by your wording that you are a pothead"

      I can tell by your wording that you make the average pothead look pretty bright.

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    4. Re:Just smoke Pot by xombo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Rebuttle New study shows that pot has 4xs the carcenogens of cigarettes per joint/cigarette (average size). Carcenogens cause cancer. Bad for your health. Nuff said. Secondly, Bush announced his devotion to creating alternative energy automobiles which completely opposes your opinion on the "Can't have that! Dubya's family has been heavily into oil for decades. Step up the War on Drugs!" nonsense. Finally, if Hemp is such a wonderful product then why don't the paper industries import it? (Much of America's papers are imported anyway). Truely, if there was any real use, it would be put to use. Common sense would tell you that, and judging by your comments--you have none.

    5. Re:Just smoke Pot by xombo · · Score: 1

      If I was composing this in Word I very well would have. However, Netscape doesn't natively support this valuable feature.

    6. Re:Just smoke Pot by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 2
      Perhaps, gram for gram, there are more carcinogens in marijuana than tobacco.

      This simply isn't true - its just one more piece of crap picked up by the media then ignored when the rebuttals come in.

      http://www.ash.org.uk

      And bare in mind that Ash are an ANTI-smoking lobby group in the UK - definately not a pro-cannabis group.

      It pisses me off how easy it is for the prohibitionists to spread their lies - people are just too willing to atomatically accept the evils of drugs because 'drugs are bad, m'kay'.

    7. Re:Just smoke Pot by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Apart from the fact (an extremely debatable one at that) that mj has 4x the carcinogens of tobacco, can you tell me why no scientific study has found a conclusive link between smoking mj and lung cancer?

      I'm not saying it won't cause cancer, but tobacco has been proven, without a shadow of a doubt, to cause cancer. If mj is truly 4x more carcinogenic, wouldn't a link be fairly easy to find?

      BTW, the diesel engine was originally designed to run on hemp oil, and henry ford had big plans to use pressed hemp to create panelling for his cars.

      Hemp isn't some miracle plant, but there are plenty of uses, and plenty of reasons why it isn't used, almost none of them based upon common sense.

      --


      He tried to kill me with a forklift!
    8. Re:Just smoke Pot by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good post. I'll add that, at the root of it all, the simple reason why [some] drugs are illegal is because it benefits those in power. Each and every expansion of government, measured not just in tax dollars but civil liberty, represents a net profit for those in power. Rationale? Imagine what would happen if they eliminated the war on drugs: Some very expensive agencies (DEA for example) with very highly paid officials would have to go. The police force would have to be cut in half, since half of them would be sitting around doing nothing. At the root, the federal government would lose a very big chunk of revenue, and you would be able to spend more of your money on what you want, not what government wants. What does all of this spell for government? NET LOSS!

    9. Re:Just smoke Pot by graikor · · Score: 1

      Let's see...

      http://www.ardpark.org/research/shrinktumors.htm
      http://www.cerebral.org/Maps/msg03724.html
      http ://www.gozarks.com/frontpagenotes/cancercure.h tm

      Claiming that cannabis is more dangerous than tobacco, especially in terms of cancer rates, is ridiculous.

      The anti-marijuana crusade is a joke. It was started to eliminate competition, greased through a corrupt Congress with equal parts bribery and anti-Mexican racism, and has no scientific basis whatsoever. The organizations that carry out the War on American Citizens (a.k.a. the War on Drugs) have taken on a life of their own, and issue whatever lies they feel are necessary to protect their funding.

      Simple test - if an anti-drug agency tells you something, it's probably a lie.

    10. Re:Just smoke Pot by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Not quite sure I follow you... wouldn't eliminating "very expensive agencies", and vastly reducing the police force, and prison infrastructure, SAVE money?

      The War on Drugs costs 40 billion dollars a year. I don't have a link to back this up, but IIRC, I read somewhere that marijuana convictions account for roughly half of that.

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    11. Re:Just smoke Pot by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      "New study shows that pot has 4xs the carcenogens of cigarettes"

      What study? Do you have a reference? Some medical journal perhaps, that describes the testing methodology? Other posters in this thread have already provided plenty of references to material that refutes your claim. You can't just declare otherwise and expect us to take your word over documented, published medical research. You can't even spell rebuttal, for fuck's sake. (No, I'm not picking on your writing. I haven't even STARTED)

      Hurrah... Bush is gonna throw 1.2 billion at hydrogen vehicles. I do applaud that (although it's a drop in the pond next to what they spend on hemp prohibition), but it doesn't erase history. The American government and media has still been supressing the truth about pot for a long, long time. They've been extremely successful at spreading misinformation. You're living proof.

      "If Hemp is such a wonderful product then why don't the paper industries import it?"

      BECAUSE THEY CAN CHARGE MORE FOR WOOD PULP BY SUPRESSING HEMP. Same reason the oil companies don't want everyone producing hemp oil.

      "Truely, if there was any real use, it would be put to use."

      Oh, THERE'S a watertight argument. It's obviously bad, because if it were good, it would be everywhere. That's self-fulfilling, circular reasoning. Spare me your kindergarten logic, the world's political/economic landscape is a bit more complicated than that. I've tried explaining the reasons to you, but your mind is closed to them. And as for whether hemp has any "real use", Popular Mechanics seems to think it has some real uses... about 25,000 of them. (And that was back in 1938) Renewable fuel, fibre, paper, plastics.. it goes on and on.

      "Common sense would tell you that, and judging by your comments--you have none."

      Thank you for the compliment. Common sense (otherwise known as "herd-think") is an excuse not to reason things out for ourselves. Albert Einstein once defined common sense as "the collection of predjudices acquired by age eighteen".

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    12. Re:Just smoke Pot by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      first off, your a knee jerking moron looking for an excuse to smoke pot.

      Hemp is legal. The plant that makes you high and produced hemp is illegal.(in most states)

      Once again, you can get Hemp from a pot that has legal amounts of THC.

      ". You can make any grade of paper with it. "
      Then why isn't the paper industry using it?

      "It's the toughest natural fibre aside from spider silk"
      yes, but is it comfortable? easy to use? could you produce clothes to the mass market that are as good looking, durable, and comfortable as cotton? can you get the same volume of useable material per acre as you can cotton? If so, why are clothes(on a wide scale) made out of it?

      "You can run a car on hemp oil. People could be growing gas in their backyards"

      ahh no. You can certianly create a car that would operate that way, but if you dump a gallon of the stuff in your ordinary car, ity will not work. Do you kow anything about agriculture? how many acres would a person need to get the 10 gallons a week they need to get to work? Do you really think that would be a threat?

      "In 1937, when marijuana was banned, the American Medical Association OPPOSED it. They had been prescribing it safely for over a hundred years."
      true.And it should be prescribed for medical use still. No argument there at all.

      "Every [xs4all.nl] scientific [medmjscience.org] study [maps.org] of marijuana [druglibrary.org] has concluded that it is substantially less harmful than cigarettes or alcohol. Very recently, a senate committee here in Canada which studied it in depth, recommended [narconews.com] unanimously to the government that pot is far less dangerous than smoking and drinking, and should be regulated accordingly."

      less harm full does not = harmless. Tobacco and alchohol is an open can of works. If Pot is legalized, it will be a pandoras box.

      "Perhaps, gram for gram, there are more carcinogens in marijuana than tobacco. So what? People smoke far less pot than cigarettes, "
      perhaps because it is illegal?

      "because pot is not chemically addictive. "but it is addictive all the same, very powerfully addictive. Just sk the doctors in San Francisco that see addicted 13 year olds every day.

      "I've been smoking pot regularly for about 8 years. You know how much I smoke now? A small pipe bowl when I get home from work, and maybe a shared joint when my roommate gets home. Now compare that to a smoker who measures their habit in packs per day, and is only getting worse.
      "
      well that shows how bad cigerattes are, not how good Pot is.

      "I can tell by your wording that you make the average pothead look pretty bright."
      which just says how stupid you think he is, not how smart a pot head is.

      you seem to think if it was legal, it would threaten the big companies out of some profit, when in fact, the tobacco industry would make a ton of cash. They are in a position to mass produce it, most people are not.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    13. Re:Just smoke Pot by xombo · · Score: 1

      Still not buying it... I know plenty of people who are able to readily get hemp products without any legal problem. The only issue is that the hemp is imported. If companies wanted to use hemp in the manners you suggest they could easily do it as well (considering most of our oil is from other countries I know they have such methods availible). Furthermore, I have found a source for the carcinogens information via George Washington University, I'm sure a number of other groups have achieved similar results:

      But marijuana smoke has more cancer-causing chemicals than tobacco. As stated before, it contains more than 400 harmful chemicals, which includes cancer-causing carcinogens. Marijuana smoke contains some of the same carcinogens and toxic chemicals as tobacco, but in higher concentrations. The amount of marijuana smoke inhaled per puff is two thirds larger than a typical puff of a tobacco cigarette. The reason behind this is that marijuana is smoked differently than tobacco. Marijuana smoke is inhaled deeper into the lungs, and is held there up to four times as long. These long drags force the rapid absorption THC by the lungs, the active ingredient in marijuana. As a result, the toxic chemicals in marijuana smoke can do much more damage to the lungs than cigarette smoke. [Source...]
      So there you have it.
      The "round-a-bout" 4x's number I gave previously was in reference to a recent commercial sponsored by the Ad Council.
      I would also like to note that your article link provided some helpful information but I found the following comments to be rather interesting...
      "...but it may also help shrink brain tumours." - Of course it does, some brain shrinkage will occur with regular use of pot.
      "But a new deal forged between the Clinton administration and leading American magazines lends weight to allegations of government control of media coverage on this issue." - This seems weird considering that the Clintons are avid drug users.
      "...the risk of a heart attack is five times higher than usual in the hour after smoking a joint." - Can't disagree there.
      The article presented no information on the uses of Hemp itself but only the uses of medicinal cannibus. Funny, but I understand that you are probably fighting this cause so greatly to support your own drug use.
      I have nothing more to say on the matter in these forums.

    14. Re:Just smoke Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no proof that the studies aren't true. Nothing but drug user nonsense sputtering bullshit to keep yourself from feeling guilty about your own destructive patterns.

    15. Re:Just smoke Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be contradictory but I actually believe that the diesal engine was designed to use vegetable oils (they work effectively as we have seen via the VeggieBus).

    16. Re:Just smoke Pot by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      wouldn't eliminating "very expensive agencies", and vastly reducing the police force, and prison infrastructure, SAVE money?

      For the taxpayers, sure. For government, it would represent a major downsizing and loss of market share (i.e. power). You have to view government as the business it really is, driven by profit and market share like any private business -- and realize that the government and the people are NOT the same groups of individuals.

      Government works by taking resources from society by force, distributing some of those resources back to society, and keeping a healthy profit for themselves. This may not take the form of direct salary; lawmakers can profit off the people in many other ways, for example by screwing the people with the DMCA in return for "campaign contributions". It has worked this way since the beginning, and it will work this way as long as governments exist. (Democracy doesn't change a thing, incidentally.)

      The War on Drugs costs 40 billion dollars [uua.org] a year.

      Yes, and this represents a major profit for government (measured not just in revenue but power). Take this revenue away, and government will be exactly 40 billion dollars less powerful and a great deal less profitable than it was before. All this boils down to one simple rule: Power is directly proportional to the cost of government.

    17. Re:Just smoke Pot by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Still not buying it... I know plenty of people who are able to readily get hemp products without any legal problem. The only issue is that the hemp is imported. If companies wanted to use hemp in the manners you suggest they could easily do it as well (considering most of our oil is from other countries I know they have such methods availible).

      You would be wrong. Shipments of LEGAL (in the USA) hemp products have been seized and seubsequently lost by customs and as we speak the Bush administration is trying to block the importation of all hemp products whatsoever. Also, because of the legal issues an threats from the US government, few nations are interested in producing hemp on a large scale. If you think about it, this makes sense: Why risk billion is foreign aid to only make millions on hemp production? Hemp *IS* produced around the world in third-world countries, but it is mostly used domestically.

      Furthermore, I have found a source for the carcinogens information via George Washington University, I'm sure a number of other groups have achieved similar results:

      This is not a "source", and your posting it as one shows that you don't understand what the previous poster was asking for. He was aking for an actual study that showed the methodology used for the results. I have often found that many studies (in general, not just drug studies) on contravsersial issues often have deeply flawed methodology. What you cited was a summary article, which itself summarized three books, none of which were collections of scientific studies, so they probably also cited studies, so you have at least 2 levels of abstraction here. Post a link to an actual scientific study, describing the experiments and methodology.

      The "round-a-bout" 4x's number I gave previously was in reference to a recent commercial sponsored by the Ad Council.

      Clearly a source of deep scientific knowledge.

      I have nothing more to say on the matter in these forums.

      Because like most drug warrior types, you can't back up your outrageous claims with any sort of facts

      I think the psychology of the drug warrior is facinating. They are buying into what I call the "devil rum" fallacy, where they have become convinced that the great social problems of the world (poverty, crime, broken families, etc.) are to a large extent CAUSED by illegal drugs and if they could just eliminate the "evil" drugs (somehow believing that this is not an impossible task) the problems could be eliminated. I think it's much easier for them to deal with this fantasy than the reality that these social problems (poverty, crime, broken families, etc.) are far more deeply ingrained into society and are either extremely difficult to solve or insoluable, at least not without radical social changes. And the idea of radical socail changes is deeply disturbing to the drug warrior mentality, which tends to be conservative.

    18. Re:Just smoke Pot by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Hemp is legal. The plant that makes you high and produced hemp is illegal.(in most states)

      Hemp is de facto illegal on a federal level (for the reasons you specify), which means the critical CUSTOMS level.

      ". You can make any grade of paper with it. "
      Then why isn't the paper industry using it?


      Two reasons:

      1) Cost. The current wood pulp process is slightly cheaper due to mass production.

      2) Legal issues. Due to a combination of harassment by law enforcement, and customs interferece, it's been difficult to get any sort of large-scale hemp industry off the ground. There is also the fact that the US gov't offer subsidies to 3rd world countries for bananas, coffee, etc. and not for hemp. That makes these crops much more profitable than hemp (and they might be for profitable anyway). Coca and opium are even MORE profitable, that's why we're doing such a poor job elimiating them.

      And also, environmentalist factors play a part here. Even if producing hemp paper is more expensive than producting wood pulp paper, many "green" thinkers believe that it is much more envionmentally friendly (same thing with hemp vs. cotton, btw).

      yes, but is it comfortable? easy to use? could you produce clothes to the mass market that are as good looking, durable, and comfortable as cotton? can you get the same volume of useable material per acre as you can cotton? If so, why are clothes(on a wide scale) made out of it?

      For the first three questions, the answer is definitely YES. I own several pieces of hemp clothing, and aside from the expense (they are all handmade) I would consider them superior to cotton clothing. For example, I have a pair of help pants that are considerably more durable than cotton pants and look fine. Hemp is a perfect material for denim, or other "work" clothes. As for yields, I'm not sure. It is my understanding that hemp is considerably hardier than cotton, but I don't know how this translates to yields.

      However, I suspect that the main reasons we don't see lots of hemp clothing is because of the legal and trade issues described above.

      less harm full does not = harmless. Tobacco and alchohol is an open can of works. If Pot is legalized, it will be a pandoras box.

      If it is, the box was opened a long time ago. Hemp is arguably the very first cultivated crop in the world, our history with it dating back 10,000s of years. Recreational use goes back AT LEAST to the time of the Pharoahs all the way up till the late 30's when it was banned. And civilization did not collapse.

      And what about Denmark, the Netherlands, or one fo the other nations where marijuana is legal or de facto legal? Even been there? Denmark is WAY nicer than the USA, it's difficult to imagine that marijuana has caused a collapse there.

      "because pot is not chemically addictive. "but it is addictive all the same, very powerfully addictive. Just sk the doctors in San Francisco that see addicted 13 year olds every day.

      I live in SF and I can tell you there are no armies of 13 year old "devil weed" smokers filling the streets. Marijuana is demonstrably not physically addictive in the sense that nicotine or heroin is. At worst, the addiction is similar to that of caffine addictions.

      And competent doctors in SF will be telling you about the REAL problem, methamphedamine. There are lots of speed freaks runnind around here.

    19. Re:Just smoke Pot by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      "first off, your a knee jerking moron looking for an excuse to smoke pot."

      Well, I'm not going to descend to your level, but I will say this: I don't NEED an "excuse" to smoke pot. I enjoy it, that's all. It has no noticeable adverse effects on my health, in stark contrast to cigarettes, which I quit a number of years ago. Furthermore, this discussion really has nothing to do with my own personal choices, although I'm sure you will tell yourself I am completely biased and unreliable, despite all the objective studies and research I have made direct reference to.

      The other reply already answered your points on legality and usefulness pretty thoroughly, so I won't go there. The point is, hemp cultivation is suppressed by the United States. The evidence is everywhere, if you do some objective research instead of just attacking people's positions because you don't like what they say.

      "You can certianly create a car that would operate that way, but if you dump a gallon of the stuff in your ordinary car, ity will not work. Do you kow anything about agriculture? how many acres would a person need to get the 10 gallons a week they need to get to work?"

      *Sigh...* You're either not very good at abstract reasoning, or you're being deliberately dense. I never said a gasoline engine would run on the stuff, nor did I claim that running a car on what you could produce in your backyard would be feasible. You're interpreting what I say very narrowly. All I was saying is this: Hemp is a renewable fuel source that anyone can grow very easily. Large scale domestic cultivation could provide for all or most of our energy needs, and totally reduce air pollution and dependance on foreign oil. Most non-toxic, environmentally friendly products made with hemp back in the 30's (like paint and varnish) have since been replaced by toxic oil based products. We're literally choking our planet in the name of industrial profit.

      "less harm full does not = harmless."

      Never said it was harmless. Just about everything can be abused. But alcohol, which is far worse than marijuana, required a constitutional amendment to be prohibited. Why? Because, constitutionally speaking, it's not the government's place to dictate what we are allowed to do with our bodies in private, as long as we're not violating someone else's rights. Land of the free, remember? Or do you want a future like the one in "Demolition Man", where everything bad for you, from salt to "fluid transfer", is illegal?

      "People smoke far less pot than cigarettes"
      "perhaps because it is illegal?"


      I wasn't talking about overall usage, I was talking about individual usage. You think a pot smoker sitting in his basement bases his intake level on its legality? "Oh.. I want another joint, but I better not, because it's against the law!" I think not. People smoke less pot than tobacco because the effects of pot last longer than a cigarette, and it's not physically addictive. Sometimes when I am out of town, I go without pot for weeks, and barely even notice. No cravings.

      But, since you brought it up, let's talk about overall usage and legality. Marijuana consumption in Holland has decreased 40% since it was legalized in 1976. Consumption in every single state that has decriminalized it has decreased. This argument was over a long time ago.. the facts are easy to find, here's one reference.

      "but it is addictive all the same, very powerfully addictive."

      EVERYTHING enjoyable can be addictive. Video games. Sex. Chocolate. Coding. We going to outlaw everything that makes you want to do it again? Or are we going to encourage moderation, and responsible usage? As for how marijuana compares to other substances, go here, and check out the charts at the very bottom of the page. Marijuana is at or next to the bottom of every scale, even below caffeine.

      Criminalizing it just drives it underground, makes it harder for us to spot people who DO have a real problem, that need help. (There will always be a certain percentage of abusers, just like alcohol. Do we help these people, like AA, or throw them in prison and destroy their life even further?) And statistically (see above), criminalization tends to INCREASE usage.

      "well that shows how bad cigerattes are, not how good Pot is."

      It DOES show how good pot is, RELATIVE to cigarettes. What do you think comparisons are for?

      "you seem to think if it was legal, it would threaten the big companies out of some profit, when in fact, the tobacco industry would make a ton of cash"

      Who the hell is talking about tobacco companies? You keep trying to turn this into a smoking issue. This is mainly about oil/petrochemicals, timber, and fibres such as cotton. These commodities would be seriously devalued if a cheaper, superior alternative (hemp) developed into a major industry. But when this was poised to happen in the 30's (because a machine to automate hemp processing was invented), the oil and timber players saw an opportunity to sabotage the hemp industry before it even got started... through media hype, bribery-- er I meant special interest contributions, a biased committee, the false promise that industrial hemp cultivation would not be affected by a "tax act" on marijuana, and not a shred of scientific medical evidence whatsoever.

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      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  92. Supposedly reduced carcinogens as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the FDA is still doing tests and so they can't claim it yet.

  93. Already happened by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    It's called "nicotine chewing gum / patches". Except for the actually smoking it part, of course.

  94. Sadness Prevails by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

    On several occasions when I have managed to give up I have been sitting there and suddenly a thought crosses my mind, and before it is quashed milliseconds later by common sense kicking in, I am thinking:

    "Cool! Now that I've given up smoking, I'm not going to die!"

    graspee

  95. nah... by jedie · · Score: 1
    The way things are goinig, cigarettes will be illegal soon enough anyway.


    not quite likely to happen. tobacco industry has billions of dollars. they can always buy some politicians.



    ps: I couldn't find any exact figures on tobacco industry income. If you know some figures (or if you're plain better at googling than me) please reply. I'm curious myself :)

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    "The majority is always sane, Louis." -- Nessus
    http://slashdot.jp
  96. It's not necessarily the nicotine... by tshak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with the poison in unnatural cigarettes is the chemicals that enhance the addictive qualities of nicotine. If you smoke a Cigar or Nat Sherman natural cigarette you are far less likely to become physically dependant. The real problem, of course, is the habitual nature of smoking.

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    There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
  97. I mean seriously... by MrLint · · Score: 1, Interesting
    from the story: While Amish law doesn't prohibit GM crops, it does dictate that farming be done without the aid of modern machinery.

    Geez ya think? I mean a bunch of insular 'backward' people without electicity following guideines made over a century ago? How could these guys conceive of DNA much less genetic enginnering?

    1. Re:I mean seriously... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet another example of our inability to distinguish technological progress from social progress in general. It's, uh, new, and uh, technological, it MUST be better!!

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    2. Re:I mean seriously... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      While i see what you are saying, i was talking more aboutthe reporters comment. Saying the laws dont prohibit something only is useful in the context of if the laws can conceive of such a circumstance. Otherwise, while the statement is 'true', its just void.

  98. And for Nicotine with no (or less) carcinogens: by mvdwege · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Start smoking a pipe! There are several brands of pipe tobacco that can deliver a mean nicotine hit purely through the membranes of the mouth, and they taste good to boot.

    Also, even though pipe-smoking is not entirely risk free, its harmful effects get lost in the noise of modern life. The common joke is that pipe-smoking is as bad as eating red meat. Doing the latter in excess will increase your chances of cardiovascular problems, but in moderation it is not harmful. So also with pipe-smoking.

    And finally, the smell of quality tobacco is generally considered nice by non-smokers, unless you smoke really heavy aromatics.

    So drop those ciggies, and pick up a pipe!

    Mart (happy pipe smoker)
    --
    "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    1. Re:And for Nicotine with no (or less) carcinogens: by msimm · · Score: 1

      Pfffft! Hobits.

      --
      Quack, quack.
    2. Re:And for Nicotine with no (or less) carcinogens: by kwoo · · Score: 1
      And finally, the smell of quality tobacco is generally considered nice by non-smokers, unless you smoke really heavy aromatics.

      Actually, I find that the aromatics are easier for the general public than the English blends. Latakia and perique seem to have less-than-popular odours to non-smokers.

      That being said, I usually prefer English blends as late-night smokes, so there are fewer people around to complain. :)

    3. Re:And for Nicotine with no (or less) carcinogens: by mvdwege · · Score: 1
      I find that the aromatics are easier for the general public than the English blends.
      That's why I specifically mentioned heavy aromatics ;-).

      I prefer lightly to medium cased tobaccos, and then even those with a subtle topping only, not the super-sweet ones. My current favourite is W.O. Larsens Master Blend Golden Dream, a slightly sweet Burley/Virginia/Black Cavendish melange. It has quite a strong nicotine kick, but it tastes and smells nice, especially because the casing is only the merest hint of vanilla, not overbearing.

      Danish and Dutch Cavendish blends are usually the sort of aromatic that most non-smokers really like. I do agree that English blends can have a very off-putting smell, as the tobaccos used are rather pungent.

      Good to see another pipe smoker here though.

      Mart
      --
      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
  99. Lung Cancer rebrands self as "Philip Morris" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - from modern humorist.com. I think.

  100. Heretics! by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    Then there are the Amish near where I grew up who refused to use buttons--because they were too "worldly."

  101. That's not New! by ToKsUri · · Score: 1

    There have been Nicotine-Free patches long way ago! And havent seen any slashdot notice for it... There must be some amish undercover behind the Slashdot admins...

  102. Nicotine enhances memory by leek · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In related news, Non-smokers could find themselves being prescribed nicotine patches to combat Alzheimer's disease

    To me it is folly to tie the health effects of tobacco, good or bad, with public policy.

    Individuals should be free to smoke, but be held responsible for the natural consequences. This holds for "good tobacco" or "bad tobacco", as well as other drugs.

    (Full disclosure: Non-smoker. Ex-smoker, but not against smoking where permitted by property owners.)

    1. Re:Nicotine enhances memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, where I live, there is no meaningful public policy about smoking in public places. As a result, there are no restaurants that are non-smoking, and precious few (none in my city) where there is a separate seating section for non-smokers.

      You might be able to argue that the negative health effects of second hand smoke are unproven (and then again you might sound like a tobacco-company scion if you do), but most non-smokers also find cigarrette smoke *unpleasant*. Which means I go out to eat less, and nearly never go into bars, where I otherwise would.

      I don't have the power to change that, and it leads to a feedback effect where more people get addicted because it's necessary to enjoy socializing in certain settings. More smokers means more costs for the state. Public health *should be* an issue of public policy -- because it is connected to public costs.

      As the old saying goes: your right to swing your fist stops at the tip of my nose. As I say: your right to smoke should stop at the entrance to a public establishment containing my airspace.

      I should have the right to not smoke in public places.

    2. Re:Nicotine enhances memory by leek · · Score: 1
      In Germany, where I live, there is no meaningful public policy about smoking in public places. As a result, there are no restaurants that are non-smoking, and precious few (none in my city) where there is a separate seating section for non-smokers.

      I don't think the lack of non-smoking restaurants is a result of there being no meaningful public policy about smoking in public places.

      Also, a privately owned restaurant, while open to the public, is not a "public place" where public policy, democratic rule, or government laws should govern smoking policy. A privately owned and operated business should be allowed to invite its patrons to smoke, or forbid them from smoking.

      Employees should be allowed to choose to work in either smoking or non-smoking jobs with informed consent.

      You might be able to argue that the negative health effects of second hand smoke are unproven (and then again you might sound like a tobacco-company scion if you do), but most non-smokers also find cigarrette smoke *unpleasant*. Which means I go out to eat less, and nearly never go into bars, where I otherwise would.

      That is your choice. If the benefits of voluntary exchange with a bar are not to your liking, find a smoke-free bar, complain to the bar, open your own bar, or avoid bars.

      What gives you the right to come into a bar and tell the owner he has to put out everyone's cigarettes? He did not force you to come in. You cannot force him to serve you to your liking.

      I don't have the power to change that, and it leads to a feedback effect where more people get addicted because it's necessary to enjoy socializing in certain settings.

      Smoking is not necessary to enjoy socializing. Lots of people enjoy socializing without smoke, and some people (at least in the USA) even have anti-smoking parties, where smoking is ridiculed and only non-smokers are invited.

      As for addiction, that is your choice. Maybe you value the companionship, the alcohol, and other things that go with socializing at bars and other places. If you hate the smoke but continue to go, or even smoke yourself in order to "fit in", then that indicates that you value the experience enough to overcome your opposition to smoking.

      The more choices are available to you, the better. This means smoke-free bars and restaurants, smokeless nicotine sources, other drugs, etc. But those choices stop being choices when they are controlled by law.

      Maybe you will come up with an innovative way to do what you and your friends enjoy, but without the smoke. But if non-smoking is imposed by fiat, all motivation for such innovation will go away.

      When government steps in and sets rules about smoking on privately-owned property that's open to the general public, is it restricting those choices to an arbitrary few. This prevents the "feedback" mechanism you're talking about from converging to a solution that is beneficial and voluntary to all, and tends to divide people into classes, like "all smokers go here" and "all non-smokers go here". It needs to be voluntary, self-directed, and up to individuals and private businesses, how this policy is carried out. Not government fiat.

      And in the USA, it goes against the principle of "freedom of association", so there are almost always loopholes out of anti-smoking or anti-drinking laws. If the bar is called a "private club", which you must pay a token fee to join, then it is exempt from the anti-smoking or anti-drinking laws, which were unjust to start with. All it does is divide up people into socioeconomic classes in which richer people continue to enjoy drinking and smoking because they can afford "club dues", while poorer people can't. It does nothing to decrease smoking or drinking, and it shouldn't, because those are private individual choices.

      More smokers means more costs for the state.

      Not if individuals were truly held responsible for their health choices, and paid for their own health care.

      Even in the USA, we have socialized medicine. It makes people expect health care for free, and ends up creating a runaway system which actually encourages sickness. So if you ban smoking or put up artificial costs on it to it to try to counteract these natural economic forces resulting from socialized medicine, you are in essence putting price controls on peoples' choices. Sooner or later, the system will crack. A black market in cigarettes will develop, the health care system will collapse, there will be a shortage of doctors, etc.

      Public health *should be* an issue of public policy -- because it is connected to public costs.

      But these public costs are artificial, and imposed by government or other policy. They are not the natural costs of individuals' voluntary decisions. So people try to rationalize them.

      If you get sick as a result of smoking, that does not "cost" anything. Rather, if you want to get a treatment for an illness caused by smoking, that treatment costs money. But disease and treatment are not corollary -- you can have disease without treatment, and still be okay. Socialized medicine chains the two together unnecessarily, making people think that every disease requires treatment, and therefore every disease costs money, which in socialized medicine is felt not by the individual but by society. But this is not necessary or desirable. Individuals can and should pay for their own health care, and then there is a private incentive for most people not to smoke.

      As the old saying goes: your right to swing your fist stops at the tip of my nose. As I say: your right to smoke should stop at the entrance to a public establishment containing my airspace.

      As I say, your right to smoke should start or stop at the entrance to my establishment.

      I should have the right to not smoke in public places.

      I should have the right to set the smoking policy on my property, even if it's open to the public. This is true whether I allow smoking or forbid it.

      In the case of government buildings, policy should carefully balance the interests of smokers and non-smokers alike, without appearing to favor one or the other. Most would agree with there being designated smoking areas outside of government buildings, but forbidding smoking inside of them.

    3. Re:Nicotine enhances memory by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so its OK to do something that kills the people who chose not to participate in it?
      Yeah, thats good.

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    4. Re:Nicotine enhances memory by CentrX · · Score: 1

      That doesn't happen in your own home if you live on your own, if you're outside at some random place with friends who smoke.

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      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
  103. From a smoker, exactly. by x00101010x · · Score: 1

    This would've helped me a while back. With smoking there's 2 addictions, the physical addiction to nicotine and the habit. I tried a few brands of 'herbal' smokes which contain ingredients like marshmallow and catnip, they tasted disgusting and i'm sure they still had the carcinogens and tar, just in lesser amounts (smoke is smoke is smoke).
    Anywho, so if there'd been herbal smokes that tasted like the real thing (like these) i probably would've had better chances.
    For now i'm just going to have to go the other way around and use the patch, break the habit then the addiction. =P

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    DONT PANIC
    1. Re:From a smoker, exactly. by halfpastgone · · Score: 1

      not to mention that herbal cigarettes (at least Extacy brand, which is made with catnip and wild lettuce, among other things of the legal herbal nature ) make people think you're smoking something else--they smell like marijuana, and are a pain to explain when smoking in public.

      --
      "I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones."
    2. Re:From a smoker, exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if we could actually smoke marijuana in public, who would need anything else?

    3. Re:From a smoker, exactly. by Yarr+I'm+a+Pirate · · Score: 1

      truth.

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      === aye, matey
  104. Hmm by BitHive · · Score: 2, Funny

    I expect these will do about as well on the market as amphetamine-free speed, and nudity-free porn.

    1. Re:Hmm by msimm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you talking about "erotic" fiction or caffeine?

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      Quack, quack.
    2. Re:Hmm by BitHive · · Score: 1
      I'm not talking, I'm typing.

      See, I can exploit subtleties to make points too.

  105. This Could Be It... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    With nicotine being the main addictive ingredient in cancer sticks, these might possibly be the best way to kick the habbit altogether. Without nicotine to hold you in, you could still get your fix. After a while smoking these babys, the nic fits would subside, making it a little easier to kick the habbit to the curb.

    At least, in theory, that might work.

    As an 11 year veteran of smoking (started when I was 14), I see this as a possible ray of hope. If I quit now, my lungs might have a chance at surviving into middle age, and some of my vim and vigor might just come back. I think I'm going to take a drive down to Holland (I don't live too far from there, maybe a three hour trip tops) and see what this is all about...

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  106. Re:More disturbing than the idea of nic-free tobac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be "thou" not "thee".

    "Thee" is accusative/dative, "thou" is nominative.

  107. Re:It's a drug delivery system; What's the point? by praksys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually no - if it were a drug delivery system then it would fall within the scope of the FDA's power to regulate. So far the Tobacco companies have escaped that horror or horrors.

    Smokeless cigarettes on the other hand (i.e. cigarettes that are considerably better for the smoker and entirely safe for those around him) were ruled to be drug delivery systems, and were kept out of the market. Life is strange sometimes.

    What's the point of leaving out the drug?

    I wondered about this myself - this stuff will ruin your health without making you feel good. Kind of like taking a burger and removing the flavor, but leaving the fat. Hmmm...

  108. Amish farmers? by srojamnosaj · · Score: 0

    They won't use modern tractors or wear buttons because they're afraid of technology, but they'll farm genetically engineered poisons. Okay...

    It's nice to know that the tobacco will still have all of the poisons though. We wouldn't want to stop the deadliest and most expensive of the easily prevented killers.

  109. Re:Wait.. - taste == nicotine content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unfortunately, your basic premise here is simply wrong. Controlled studies of preference for different cigarettes composed using the same variety (and batch) of tobacco, but with differing amounts of added nicotine, consistently demonstrate that what smokers usually label "taste" is almost completely an effect of nicotine concentration.

    High nicotine cigarettes "taste" better to the smoker, and low nicotine cigarettes "taste" much worse to the smoker. Whether these smokes will buck the trend remains to be seen, but it is very likely that the habituated smoker will perceive them as tasting extremely poor in comparison with their preferred brand.

    Unfortunately, vaporized nicotine alone does not show this same taste gradient, so vaporizing pharmacuetical grade nicotine is not likely to satisfy the inveterate smoker, although it would save them their lungs, unlike these cigarettes.

  110. This is a GOOD thing. by NetGyver · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really, it is, it'll help those who are trying to quit by first removing the nicotine out of the cigarettes. Then get the "patch" or something and wean yourself off that way. As your weaning yourself off the nicotine itself, you can still smoke these nicotine free cigarettes, and you can then start to wean yourself from the habit of smoking them.

    Normally, when a person wants to quit, they get the patch or something simular and stop buying and smoking cigarettes. You have to give up the act of smoking (which is roughly 50% of the addiction usually) and then simultaniously ween yourself from the nicotine at the _same_ time. With the other process i described above, you can make this a two step approch instead of one leap. It may make it easier for people to quit.

    In any case, I smoke. The kind of cigarettes you buy in the store have TONS AND TONS of additive chemicals they use in making them. So to get rid of oh, about 600 chemicals that are NOT needed, I decided not to buy cigarettes from the store. I roll my own with bags of tobacco and filter tubes. I'm willing to wager you could link a major health problem to one of those additive chemicals, if not more.

    The additives are their to to make the cigarette burn faster. If they burn faster, you smoke more, you smoke more, you get more addicted, and thus buy more cigarettes. Since i've started rolling my own, I've noticed i smoked far less then I did with store bought cigs.

    That and PA got anal with the cigarette taxing, and jacked up the prices of cigs in the state. Needless to say many of people just decided to roll their own like me, it's far cheaper anyway.

    Now if they made nicotine-free bagged tobacco for use in rolling your own, i believe this would be the best bet in quitting. Your removing about 600 additive chemicals and the nicotine all in one shot. What's left is just the tobacco itself to wean yourself from gradually. Personally, i'm looking forward to this coming to market. ...must quit...dammit :)

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    1. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by jonabbey · · Score: 1

      You have to give up the act of smoking (which is roughly 50% of the addiction usually) and then simultaniously ween yourself from the nicotine at the _same_ time.

      Mmm, I call denial. While smoking is the act that is reinforced, Nicotine is the reinforcer. I smoked a cigar with a girlfriend a year and a half ago, and could feel my brain being rewired as I did. It seemed a rather odd, exotic, thing to do at first.. then something twigged in my brain and it felt *right*. Ever since there's been a part of my brain that has really, really wanted to do more of that thing that I were doing that time that made me feel that way.. brr, scary.

      It's the nicotine. Commercial cigarettes may well have chemicals that increase the absorption and effectiveness of the nicotine, but don't kid yourself that the nicotine is incidental.

    2. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Now, I've had cigars and cigarettes and such, and haven't felt any kind of chemical addiction; maybe more "alert" because that's the effect of nicotine but not "hooked" after one.

    3. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by NetGyver · · Score: 1

      Who said I was kidding myself into thinking that Nicotine is incidental? I wasn't trying to downplay the role nicotine plays in smoking. All I was trying to get across is that the chemical additives are far, far, worse then the nicotine itself. That and what I said about the actual smoking part being roughly 50% of the addiction is true. Granted, Nicotine keeps you coming back, but i'm not talking about people who haven't smoked or smoked rarely. I'm talking about people who smoke on a regular basis.

      What i mean about the actual act of smoking is that The hand to mouth urges is half the problem for smokers who are trying to quit, even when on a the patch or other simular product, the urge to stick something in your mouth causes many people to just forget it and go back to smoking. It's a physical reminder of what their trying to stop doing.

      Nicotine free cigarettes would allow you to continue feeding your hand-to-mouth urge while getting your body unhooked from the nicotine.
      After your body has no physical craving for it, the hand-to-mouth urge will subside afterwards.

      Granted, smoking also entails a lot of physcological effects. And the hand-to-mouth feeling may not subside for quite some time. However, at least with roll your own nicotine free cigs, there would be no hook for you to continue doing it. After awhile, it'd get pretty pointless to smoke it.

      As far as the "Denial" aspect, i'm fully aware of what i'm doing and what i'm putting into my body. No doubt, nicotine is the hook that brings you back. I never disputed that claim.

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    4. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by jonabbey · · Score: 1

      Who said I was kidding myself into thinking that Nicotine is incidental? I wasn't trying to downplay the role nicotine plays in smoking. All I was trying to get across is that the chemical additives are far, far, worse then the nicotine itself. That and what I said about the actual smoking part being roughly 50% of the addiction is true. Granted, Nicotine keeps you coming back, but i'm not talking about people who haven't smoked or smoked rarely. I'm talking about people who smoke on a regular basis.

      My apologies, I jumped on your post to respond to a point that others have made to me. I understand that what gets reinforced is the act of smoking, but I've had people tell me that they would be habituated to the act even if there was no nicotine, which I don't find credible.

    5. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by NetGyver · · Score: 1

      People get habituated to acts that have no physical craving for. My girlfriend chews her fingernails, not because they taste good, but out of simple nerviousness. My mother who quit smoking 25 years ago _still_ sucks on lollypops and pretzel sticks like she was still smoking. The physical craving of the nicotine has left her body, but the byproduct of the act of smoking, the hand-to-mouth, got so ingrained into her lifestyle and brain that it may never fully disappear.

      I understand that what gets reinforced is the act of smoking, but I've had people tell me that they would be habituated to the act even if there was no nicotine, which I don't find credible.

      I'm not sure if i'm reading this wrong, and if i am, let me know. But that sounds like your contradicting yourself a bit. You _understand_ that the act of smoking is reinforced by the nicotine. Yet, you _don't find_ people who say that they'd still smoke even without the nicotine credible?

      That'd be understandable if those people aren't regular smokers. Like a person who never smoked before, or hasn't smoked enough to become addicted to the nicotine, goes and buys some herbal cigarettes and suddenly gets hooked on them. I wouldn't find that credible either. is this what you mean?

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    6. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by jonabbey · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if i'm reading this wrong, and if i am, let me know. But that sounds like your contradicting yourself a bit. You _understand_ that the act of smoking is reinforced by the nicotine. Yet, you _don't find_ people who say that they'd still smoke even without the nicotine credible?

      Not when they try to claim that the act of smoking is itself so intrinsically appealing that they would do it even if there had never been any nicotine there. I understand that there is a transfer of reinforcement to the act itself, but that's an effect of the nicotine, not an independent variable.

    7. Re:This is a GOOD thing. by NetGyver · · Score: 1

      I get ya now. The poster's you were trying to respond to are claiming the act of smoking in of itself is appealiing, and they'd do it anyway even without the nicotine present in the first place.

      I got hung up on the very slight differences:

      1. Claiming that they'd continue to smoke even without the nicotine.

      2. Claiming that they'd smoke even if nicotine wasn't present in the first place.

      Although they weren't as clearly defined as i just made them, it is a big difference, which is what kept this thread going for so long :)

      I seriously doubt, and i mean seriously doubt, that i'd still be smoking if the cigarettes i smoked in the beginning had no nicotine in them. However, quitting smoking nicotine cigarettes...then wanting to continue to smoke something without nicotine...I could actually see myself doing.

      Does this clarification on my part, clear this up? We on the same page now?

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  111. did i read that right? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    GENETICLY ENGENERED yada yada yada grown by AMISH farmers?

    And Jesus took the genetically enginered crop, and it was a good smoke.

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  112. I would never smoke such a cigarette... by rleibman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would never put in my body something genetically engineered, think of the damage it could cause me.
    Heck, it may give me cancer for all I know.

  113. Coming soon by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

    Coming soon, cocaine free crack, produced by dwarves deep below the surface of the earth. Seriously, if you remove the addicting agent from cigarettes, youre just inhaling smoke all day, and nobody wants to do that unless theyre addicted.

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  114. The Inuit already do that by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Amish plan to start producing buggies without wheels

    In that case, they're behind. The Inuit and the Saami have been using buggies without wheels for centuries. They're called "sleds."

    In fact, the wheel was patented as a replacement for runners of a sled, for use on surfaces other than snow.

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  115. Then is was a bullshit study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fertilizers contain radiation. It's been known since 1961.

  116. Multipass! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    (context: bad heroin/heroine homophone joke)

    Or Milla Jovovich as Leeloo Dallas in The Fifth Element. Mool-tee-pass!

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  117. all the wonderful side effects no addiction? by Erno_Rubaiyat · · Score: 1

    So my teeth can still turn yellow, I can age prematurely, I can maintain my ashtray kiss and my wardrobe can still smell like a bar and I do not have to worry about being addicted? This is a leap forward in the sciences.

  118. Re:You'RE pretty much a moron if you smoke by Seehund · · Score: 1

    Heh. :) Does me not being a native English speaker count as a valid excuse? And I've never misspelt that before! And "sourroundings" was a typo! Honest!

    I'm just happy I'm not the one who wrote the Subject of this thread... Now that is irony.
    Well, that, and that someone took my post seriously and modded it as a troll, when it was in reply to an "insightful" AC calling everyone who smokes a moron". My olfactory sense may have its deficiencies, but I smell fanatical anti-smoking moderators. :D

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  119. I suppose that's OK by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    But they'd better not start producing THC-free pot.

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  120. Rationalising your failure in a new way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry mate, but my experience was different. Giving up was hard because I was dying for a cigarette. That awful 'feeling in your brain' which is your body craving that nicotine rush. Patches help take the edge off that but they don't get rid of it.

    All you will do with these nicotine-free fags is rationalise your inability to quit in a new way: "since I am getting nicotine from the patches but aren't even getting the health benefits from smoking these nicotine-free cigarettes, I might as well smoke properly and get both in one."

    You won't quit until you lose the taste of tobacco. When you can again smell how horrible cigarettes are, that's when you know you've quit.

  121. You're pretty much a moron... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you use "your" in place of "you're." Moron.

    Other than that, I agree. Smokers are idiots. Not all of them are bad people, but they are all idiots.

  122. The real hit by billybob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's a hit to their bottom line is being forced to air advertisements discouraging use of their own product! You don't see that every day :) I've always found this very amusing.

    On topic, I use to smoke a lot, for maybe 5 years. I still smoke occasionaly when I go out to bars or whatever but am fine not smoking for long periods of time. Nicotine is only a small part of the addiction, for me anyways. As a parent post pointed out (I think), the addiction is just as much about the act of smoking. That's why things like gum and patches, while certainly helpful, don't have the success rate for quiting that one might expect. Cigarettes become such a part of your life after a while, after a big meal, while drinking, first thing in the morning, after sex, driving in the car, talking on the phone, using your computer, blah blah blah... They become associated with everything that you do and when you take that all away... it's very hard to deal with.

    One other thing that makes it very hard is by smoking, you meet other smokers. Said smokers become your friends. When you try to quit, all your friends all around you are still smoking. IF you dont have to see it, its not too bad, but being around chain smokers while trying not to smoke really sucks ass. I wasnt able to quit until I graduated college and moved away from most of my friends. Finally I was free of being around cigaretes all the time, and that's what made the biggest difference for me.

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  123. Re:Wait.. - taste == nicotine content by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    High nicotine cigarettes "taste" better to the smoker, and low nicotine cigarettes "taste" much worse to the smoker. Whether these smokes will buck the trend remains to be seen, but it is very likely that the habituated smoker will perceive them as tasting extremely poor in comparison with their preferred brand.


    Then explain why ultra lights are becoming a huge market? Also, explain why, in say, Japan, the most common cigarettes are so light you wont be able to buy them in the US. They have 0.1mg - 0.5mg commonly, but finding a 1mg is rather difficult.

    Marlboro Ultra Lights start at what, 0.5mg?

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  124. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Researchers at Bob Jones University today unveiled a revolutionary new condom that completely suppresses orgasm without interfering with the free transmission of venereal disease.

  125. It's a test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whether or not you start smoking is a test. If you start, everyone knows you are a loser who can't take the peer pressure. The physical barrier to smoking is quite high (extreme physical discomfort, which often includes nausea). There is only one reason to overcome this discomfort: looking cool. And that, my friend, makes you a loser.

    1. Re:It's a test by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Actually no. In Jr. high/HS, I didn't hang out with smokers, but yet somehow I still managed to start, and I did it by myself (going to the park down the street by myself at 1am and having a smoke). I did it because I enjoy the activity. I enjoy doing something with my lips and fingers when I have nothing else to do. I used to suck on pens, a whole bunch of exploded pens later, I smoke.

    2. Re:It's a test by FatigueStrain · · Score: 1

      Yes, cigarettes are bad for you. But so are chocolate eclairs. Both are darned silly ways to die. Moderation is key to the enjoyment of everything.
      That said, few things in life go together as perfectly as hot, black coffee and a cigarette. I personally feel that the coexistence of nicotine and caffeine in the same universe, in close proximity to each other, is one of the strongest arguments for a benevolent diety. [grin]
      So get off your high horse. Your after school special mentality reflects poorly on yourself.

  126. No way would I buy these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents didn't raise me to be a quitter.

  127. No Doubt! At least make a WIRED logo here! by mookoz · · Score: 1

    Every tenth article here is a Wired article.

  128. See "Devil's Playground" by cornice · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you want to see a film that attempts to make sense of some of this see Devil's Playground. It's about the period in an Amish youth's life called Rumspringa. It's when 16 year old Amish kids walk on the wild side.

    The Amish believe that a person should be baptised only after choosing the Amish church. They also believe that this decision should only be made freely by an informed adult. Rumspringa results in a crazy part of Amish life which is fascinating. These seemingly naive, bonnet wearin', buggy drivin' kids party like rock stars. The outcome is equally as fascinating. Each year these kids battle with harsher and more adicting drugs and more tempting technology but the return rate has never been higher.

    I got to see the director's Q&A session at Sundance last year and it was incredible to see this young, intelegent, well educated, beautiful woman talk about her feelings towards the Amish. On one hand she saw them as opressive yet on the other hand she saw a life of loving and belonging that she never saw anyplace else.

  129. Ever try pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pot helped me quit cigarettes. It gives you the ritual, the drag, and the relaxing buzz, without the chemical dependancy. In fact, CAFFEINE is more physically addicting than pot. And if you filter it through water (ie a bong) you reduce most of the tar, too.

    It's still not "good" for you, and of course illegal, but I think it's better than cigarettes.

  130. Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I just wonder how long it will be until they can genetically engineer the chemical THC (the thing in marijuana that gets you "stoned") to other plants......
    not to sound like a big pot head or anything :).

  131. why it won't work by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard that the physical addiction to nicotine is gone after 3 days (sorry, no sources available). After three days the addiction is purely psychological. It's known that the psychological addiction is a lot harder to break than the physical. Having a lit cigarette in hand, whether or not it contains nicotine, is not going to do much to ween off the psychological addiction.

    1. Re:why it won't work by randombit · · Score: 1

      Having a lit cigarette in hand, whether or not it contains nicotine, is not going to do much to ween off the psychological addiction.

      Actually, this might work for me. My main psychological addition when it comes to smoking is the act of smoking itself. When I don't have any money to buy smokes, I'll smoke cloves or whatever, and feel like I got my fix.

  132. don't give me that natural crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, people are less likely to get addicted to cigars because it is difficult to smoke 30 cigars a day.

    As to natural cigarettes, phooey. Wise up. Like any other stimulant, nicotine needs no assistance to produce the changes in your body that you can eventually become used to.

  133. My tips for quitting by WotanKhan · · Score: 1
    I hear ya. Don't know a smoker myself that doesn't wish he/she could quit, at least part of the time. Myself, I smoked over a pack a day from about 14 to 21 years of age. It took about 2.5 years to kick it altogether. Seriously the best thing I ever did for quality of life.

    Here are some simple tips that make a big difference:

    -Temporarily avoid activities that formerly involved smoking (drinking, clubhopping, etc).

    -Temporarily avoid smokers

    -Substitute sugarless gum when you get a craving -Brush your teeth after eating to avoid the post-meal craving. It works!

    -Eat bran and exercise in the morning to overcome the effects of nicotine withdrawal on your digestion (constipation) -Take up a fun aerobic sport and measure your progress. Mountainbiking is a good one. Fencing, basketball, and surfing are my favorites.

    This is the big one: -Don't get discouraged with lapses. Just throw the pack away when you come to your senses and keep going. In the long run you are reducing your dependency and are that much closer to freedom.

    Good luck!

  134. screwy indeed. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I see this as a perfect example of our screwy, chaotic, and counterproductive attitude toward drugs. Cigarettes give you cancer and heart disease, so instead of finding a healthier delivery system for addicts, we tell them they either have to smoke cigarettes or go without their drug.

    I quit smoking, so can anybody. From a pack a day to zero. No big deal, you just stay away for smokes.

    What bothers me is the whole set up. If the federal government really wanted to kill tobaco, they could just STOP PAYING PEOPLE TO GROW IT. Of course, the states would lose their lucrative tax base and the economy would lose the export money. Does it bother anyone else that the federal government tells you tobaco will kill you, that you should not use it, but then encourages it's production?

    You have to wonder if this will get the same kind of subsidies. If not, we will know that the federal government considers tobaco a nicotine delivery system and encourges it.

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    1. Re:screwy indeed. by chazbot · · Score: 1
      I quit smoking, so can anybody. From a pack a day to zero. No big deal, you just stay away for smokes.

      Easier said than done. I work at a grocery store. They sell cigarettes. Even if they quit selling cigarettes, there are at least a couple of people working at any given time that will seek me out for a smoke break even knowing that I am trying to quit. Apparently, they think it is in their best interest if I, their manager, am not acting like a complete ass without even realizing it. I guess I'm too distracted by sensations of my lungs melting. Yes, anyone can quit smoking. However, I consider it a huge ass deal.

    2. Re:screwy indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the senators of some states won't allow it. However, I sincerely wish we did that & killed it.

  135. I prefer LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer LSD to Nicotine. Now if the Amish were selling LSD I would be a customer. And if the Amish were selling Marijuana I would be a customer. But for nicotine free tobacco, I say no. I rather support the American Indian Moffia and get my nicotine with my coffee.

  136. Smok'em if ya got'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it is OK to kill the smokers, you just can't let them get high; the Bush administraion will be behind this like a hound behind a bitch.

    Amish, christians, moslems, terrorist... They are all fenatics of one sort or another.

  137. hmmm even more pointless? by smash · · Score: 1
    Smoking never did do anything for me ... and now they're getting rid of the drug in it?

    If you're going to smoke, you might as well get a hit of nicotine out of it ;)

    smash(no I'm not a smoker ;)

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  138. Yes! by cpuenvy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is the news I have been waiting for. I have been having a very tough time quitting cigarettes, and I know it is the nicotine, which is said to be more addictive than heroin. Take the nicotine out, even gradually, and I think more people have a chance.

    I am looking into buying some when they come to my area. As a matter of fact, I am going to talk to a local tobacco shop tomorrow, and ask them to carry these cigarettes. If anything, I think this is approach is better than gum, patches, or lozenges.

    Parting shot: The fact that these cigarettes contain carcinogens is irrelevant. What is relevant, however, is the following... Millions of smokers cannot quit because of the power of nicotine. No nicotine, no smokers. Period.

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  139. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupid Amish. by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

    This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I used to smoke, and the only thing I ever smoked for was to get the annoying Jesus-I-want-to-smoke feeling out of my head, which we'll assume was caused by nicotine. So what now, I'm smoking a cigarette and I still want a cigarette? I'm not stupid, I'll realize after the first one that it ain't doing anything for me and I'll either run out to a drug store and get a real pack, or I'll suffer from withdrawl. Either way, I could acheive it by nothing buying this product, and I would get one less cigarette in my system. What we need is the exact opposite of this: a nicotine-packed cigarette without any of the tar, etc.

    Put that it in your pipe and smoke it, Amish! Well...I guess that was sort of the point, wasn't it?

  140. Maybe you could try zyban? by Michael+Crutcher · · Score: 1
    I was a smoker for about 6 years and I smoked about a pack a day at my peak. I tried patches and gum with no success. I found that when I quit the nicotine supplements I was still firmly addicted to nicotine (duh..). At my income (student) I couldn't afford to stay on patches or gum for long enough. I went to my doctor and got a prescription to Wellbuterol (sp?). It's the same drug as Zyban but much cheaper. It's an anticompulsion drug (they use it for eating compulsions as well). You take it for a week while still smoking. At the beginning of the second week you double your dose and stop smoking. I thought it worked much better for me, it made ciggarettes taste disgusting. It's been 3 months and I still haven't smoked some I'm pretty hopefull that I'm done with this shit.

    I know you've been smoking much longer than me, but it's worth a shot if you haven't tried it. Maybe you could work it into one of your stop smoking efforts to cut down on your compulsion to smoke.
    Good Luck!

  141. Get rid of the *carcinogens*, not the nicotine! by Slouchy-a-go-go · · Score: 0

    I just don't understand. I think it may be part of the War on Drugs hysteria. Why not work on getting rid of the cancerous agents in the cigarette and keeping the nicotine? I seem to remember that a while back there was some sort of "tobacco-free" cigarette available (used glass beads, or something?). That's the path we should be on - not getting Nicotine out, but getting the cancer-causing agents out. Nicotine, to my knowledge, does NOT cause cancer. It's the tobacco + 200 other chemicals that cause cancer and other smoking-related ailments.

    So, let people become addicted to Nicotine - what harm does it do by itself? Just makes people a little less nervous and a bit more focused.

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    1. Re:Get rid of the *carcinogens*, not the nicotine! by m1chael · · Score: 0

      whats the upsides of such cigerettes? the nicotine was the good part!

      note: i am not a smoker but a joker.

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  142. Real quitting strategy by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I'd like to see is the ability buy a BIG box of these babies. Like a shoe-box full. All exactly alike in taste, look, feel, smell, etc. Except 25% of them have 100% tobacco, 25% are at 58%, 25% are at 17%, and 25% are at 0.

    That would work well for me.

    Maybe they could even sell shoeboxes full with different proportions.

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  143. Re:No Doubt! At least make a WIRED logo here! by zapfie · · Score: 1

    Every tenth article here is a Wired article.

    Yeah, and every third article has already been covered once by Slashdot..

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  144. Re:More disturbing than the idea of nic-free tobac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay then, is "thou have" or "thou hath"?

  145. Can there be something more stupid? by IXI · · Score: 1

    It's like takeing off the wheels of a car so that it stops running -- instead of shutting down the engine.

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  146. it's the fertilizer that causes cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a known fact that the type of fertilizer commonly used on tobacco contains (natural) radioactivity, PLUS tobacco absorbs heavy elements (including the radioactivity) from the soil. The fertilizer which is not absorbed gathers in the soil, to be absorbed by the plant. It's the fertilizer which causes cancer. THATS WHAT WILL MAKE A SAFER CIGARETTE.

  147. Microsoft dipping their fingers into smokes too... by thedji · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Using palladium to treat tobacco, they produced a cigarette that caused 70 percent fewer tumors in mice."

    Guess that's final then, Palladium is a Good Thing after all :)

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  148. Fact of the matter is... by NeoMoose · · Score: 1

    the shit will still kill your ass.

  149. We need new flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprise no one comes out with a tobacco with cannabis gene for that extra THC flavor.

  150. Re:This just in by madbotanist · · Score: 1

    well, the parent might be scored -1, but it is still true... the technology of recombinant DNA, and the production of transgenic plants is quite new, but breeding has been going on since the beginning of agriculture, and it has had profound effects on the genetic make-up of crop plants. It is possible that a lower nicotine-producing tobacco could be acheived through "traditional" breading practices. There are also many newer techniques, but either way, you have a tobacco that does not have a functional nicotine production system. The interesting thing that I did not see in the article, is what pleiotropic effects knocking out nicotine had. Then again, those things excite me. :)

  151. reminds me of... by devleopard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some caffeine-free Mountain Dew I had up north. Further proof that it is possible to market and sell products with no purpose.

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  152. coffee by khold · · Score: 1

    Speaking of tobacco-less cigs, I don't understand the point of decaf coffee. I always thought that coffee drinkers drink it because of the caffeine. Why drink the decaf stuff? Can't you think of something better to drink that tastes a lot better, like just about any kind of soda on the market? The only reason to drink decaf coffee is for the taste, which makes no sense because of the 8 gazillion other beverages out there that have a better taste.

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  153. Actual product review by sawilson · · Score: 3, Informative

    So I read the story and went to GIANT and bought a
    pack. I'm smoking one right now. It's kinda hard to
    describe what it's like, but I just ordered a carton
    of them. I bought the Quest3, or "Nicotene Free"
    variety. It's about as light as a marlboro
    ultralight, but the flavor is, IMHO, better. There
    is something missing. Cigarettes usually have a
    "bite" to them. Like a sharp edge that's part of
    the flavor. It's completely gone. It actually
    (IMHO again) makes them taste better. The problem
    is that collective bite is what keeps me from
    picking up another smoke in 10 minutes. I can see
    smoking a lot more of these than the ultralights
    I normally smoke. But if after a few weeks I'm
    over the nicotene addiction, it will be worth it.
    I'm very impressed with this product.

  154. Nicotine Free? wow by csharpone · · Score: 1

    As far as most are concerned... who cares about nicotine free cigs... that is what gets people hooked. I would imagine that nicotine free cigs are much of a replacement for regular smokes.. just an observation though.

  155. Product review, and free beer as in free beer by sawilson · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So I read the story and went to GIANT and bought a
    pack. I'm smoking one right now. It's kinda hard to
    describe what it's like, but I just ordered a carton
    of them. I bought the Quest3, or "Nicotene Free"
    variety. It's about as light as a marlboro
    ultralight, but the flavor is, IMHO, better. There
    is something missing. Cigarettes usually have a
    "bite" to them. Like a sharp edge that's part of
    the flavor. It's completely gone. It actually
    (IMHO again) makes them taste better. The problem
    is that collective bite is what keeps me from
    picking up another smoke in 10 minutes. I can see
    smoking a lot more of these than the ultralights
    I normally smoke. But if after a few weeks I'm
    over the nicotene addiction, it will be worth it.
    I'm very impressed with this product.

    On a side note, Anheuser-Busch is having a
    beer promotion right now for beer
    distributors. They are going to be the exclusive
    importers for a line of beers from an italian
    company called "libero". If you fill in the blanks
    at the page below, you can "pretend" to be an
    interested distributor and score 5 cases of this
    stuff. I hope it doesn't suck. The page is in
    italian, but it's not hard to understand. YMMV.

    http://digilander.libero.it/caricacell/

  156. Not too far off by teasea · · Score: 1

    Having quit three weeks ago after roughly 25 years of smoking, I can say these are a great idea. Nicotine is like little men with power tools that live inside you. The nicotine makes them go to sleep. Without it, they fire up their various tools and annoy the shit out of you. I've been told I will live with these little assholes for up to two years, and even then they will likely visit occasionally.
    So, how do nicotine-free smokes help. They mean I don't have to quit drinking too. I think you know what I mean. After all, how many non-smokers have you seen light up after a tipping a few.

    1. Re:Not too far off by Beckman · · Score: 1

      non-smokers light up after a few so that they don't fall asleep from the depressant that's being absorbed through their stomach lining. Nicotine is important.

  157. This won't make smoking much healthier... by vudufixit · · Score: 1


    There are many, many other harmful substances in cigarettes. Tar is just one I can think of offhand.
    On another note, I really can't stand people who doubt that smoking causes health problems. Come one, inhaling hot smoke from a burning plant remains? How could that possibly be innocuous?

  158. Thank God for this! by fritter · · Score: 1

    I don't know why everyone is dumping on this idea so much. I have been using these cigarettes in conjunction with The Patch, and I haven't wanted a real cigarette in weeks.

  159. Amish + genetic engineering??? by zapp · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it seem like the Amish would be against genetically engineering their crops? or for that matter growing tobacco?

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  160. Next big thing: THC-free joints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about p***-less women, p***-less men?

  161. This is great! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free

    All of the death without any of the pleasant side effects! Just what i wanted!

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  162. Oh yes by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 1
    Oh yes, this'll work about as well as these.

    Mmmm! Smokable nicotine sticks! All the cancer, none of the flavour!

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  163. nicotine free isn't nicotine free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you check out the fine print on the packaging, you'll find that the "Nicotine Free" cigarettes contain "less than 0.05 mg" of nicotine. While I'll readily admit that five-hundredths of a milligram is pretty small, that doesn't strike me as "nicotine free".

    1. Re:nicotine free isn't nicotine free by twstdr00t · · Score: 1

      no alcoholic beer has alcohol in it too...

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  164. quitting smoking by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the way to quit smoking is with smokable nicotine sticks. Accept no substitutions.

  165. What's the point ? by bushboy · · Score: 1

    So, they have no nicotine but you still get cancer ?

    *Cough*

    Brilliant idea by those clever Amish dudes !

    This is a joke article, right ?

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  166. oh god no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't anyone do their research and watch the X-files? This will lead to genetically modified bugs, whose eggs will be carried into everyones lungs by the cigarette smoke, which will then claw their way out when they hatch!

  167. 18 by mmortal03 · · Score: 1

    Teenagers everywhere, "But Mom, I can stop whenever I want to now!" All those excuses for babies now applies to lung cancer: "Well, I THOUGHT I could pull out in time..." Applying my new found adulthood has just gotten less risky: I can now try it without the chance of first-time addiction! Before, all one could hope for was that it wasn't in their genes. Well, you can THANK those genes now. (Presently going to tell my smoker buddies how lucky they are!)

  168. Errg.... by Sirius25 · · Score: 1

    Great!
    I just finished a smoke.. i should be good for @ LEAST another 45 min. or so..
    but no, after reading 2 pages of smoke talk i can feel it bad! erg!!!

  169. gmo dilemma by quasi_real · · Score: 1

    i see a 'between two evils' dilemma here, because i am opposed to genetically modified organisms, while i am opposed to the tobacco industry giants that lie to consumers. while i feel that this product will be a serious thorn in the side of the tobacco industry, giving smokers more ways to quit, it also uses a technology i loath. in the end, i cannot support this company, the dangers of genetically modified organisms is just too great.

  170. Hemp enthusiasts by Animats · · Score: 1
    Somehow, none of the enthusiasts for the industrial uses of hemp seem to have any interest in other coarse fibres like manila, sisal, or jute. Wonder why.

    As a rope fibre, hemp was recognized as lousy all the way back to Melville's Moby Dick. Among other things, it rots from the inside out, so it looks great until it breaks under load.

    If you're really into new uses for fibres, figure out something to do with sugar cane. There's a glut of the stuff after the sugar is extracted, and it's usually burnt in the fields. Particleboard-like materials have been made from sugar cane, but it's never really caught on.

    1. Re:Hemp enthusiasts by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      From "Popular Mechanics", February 1938:

      "Billion Dollar Crop"

      "American farmers are promised a new cash crop with an annual value of several million dollars, all because a machine has been invented...it will provide thousands of jobs for American workers throughout the land.

      "Hemp is the standard fiber of the world. It has great tensile strength and durability...and can be used to produce 25,000 products, ranging from dynamite to Cellophane.

      "The natural materials in Hemp make it an economical source of pulp for any grade of paper manufactured, and the high percentage of alpha cellulose promises an unlimited supply of raw material for the thousands of cellulose (plastic) products our chemists have developed.

      "All of these products, now imported, can be produced from home-grown Hemp. Fish nets, bow strings, canvas, strong rope, overalls, damask tablecloths, fine linen garments, towels, bed linen and thousands of other everyday items can be grown on American farms...all of this income can be made available to Americans."

      "The paper industry offers even greater possibilities. As an industry, it amounts to over $1,000,000,000 a year, and of that, eighty percent is imported. But Hemp will produce every grade of paper, and government figures estimate that 10,000 acres devoted to Hemp will produce as much paper as 40,000 acres of average (timber) pulp land.

      "The connection of Hemp as a crop and Marijuana seems to be exaggerated. If federal regulations can be drawn to protect the public without preventing the legitimate culture of Hemp, this crop can add immeasurably to American agriculture and industry."

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  171. Counter-productive? by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just counter-productive? The only reason people are so addicted to tobacco is because of the nicotine. If tobacco didn't have nicotine, wouldn't it be easier to just use a patch or something?

    By removing nicotine from tobacco, you are doing nothing. What needs to be done is the removal of harmful carcinogenic chemicals in the tobacco that cause cancer, and put it into a form that does not fill your lungs with TAR. If you are smoking just to kill yourself, but you want to stop at any time -- sure, this product is for you.

    Yeah ... sure, this product is a winner.

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  172. Trusted Smoking Initiative by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    Using palladium to treat tobacco, they produced a cigarette that caused 70 percent fewer tumors in mice. Trumpeting the research, LeBow launched a $25 million advertising campaign in 2001 and released what was dubbed the Omni.

    Soon you won't be able to get any tobacco without this Palladium crap in it! What if I want to roll my own cigarettes?

  173. like diet chocolate? by hokanomono · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ultra lights have been an increasingly popular cigarette because of the low amount of nicotine, I suspect this will definitely increase Vectors market share.

    "The more diet products you eat, the faster you slim." Clearly, it doesn't work for the consumer, but it works well for the producer. If the pizza is only half size eat two to get stuffed. In the result you will just spend more money to get what you need. With cigarets it also means, you consume more toxines to get the same amount of nicotine.

    If you don't smoke for the nicotine but want to have something to play with, use a straw!

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    1. Re:like diet chocolate? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Clearly, it doesn't work for the consumer, but it works well for the producer. If the pizza is only half size eat two to get stuffed. In the result you will just spend more money to get what you need. With cigarets it also means, you consume more toxines to get the same amount of nicotine.


      Well, I would say that's almost true, but smokers are rabidly aware of how many packs a day they smoke. It's so they can bitch about how expensive it is. Go around and ask the smokers you know how many packs a day they smoke. Most of them probably didn't increase one bit after switching to ultra lights, or if they did it was temporary.

      If you watch smokers, they get into smoking cycles. They will want to smoke at the same time every day. It's an internal alarm clock that rarely fails. You can get people in 3 different departments that smoke together 3 times a day, every day, without talking because they get on each others cycle. Nicotine isn't as strong of an addiction as they would like you to think, the true addiction with cigarettes is the psychological habit, and the strong nicotine addiction has allowed people a crutch.

      If you don't smoke for the nicotine but want to have something to play with, use a straw!

      Can't blow smoke rings with a straw ;)

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  174. Amish Rationale?? by Angram · · Score: 1

    The Amish use tech only when it's beneficial, if I understand correctly. Cancer and lung problems, etc. don't seem to fit that.

    Perhaps they're trying to kill off us heathens, eh?

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  175. Re:Next up: genetically engineered heroine... by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    You mean like methadone, which I believe is actually more addictive than heroin with a tenth of the buzz.

  176. Economic impact of Vector in Lancaster county by infocalypse1 · · Score: 1

    I live and farm in a heavily Amish community here. One of the biggest reasons that the Vector tobacco was so readily accepted was that they guarantee a high price at harvest. For the last 30 or so years tobacco has been a high return cash crop. Many Amish families have used the added income to pay the excessively high taxes resulting from the intense development pressure. A couple of years ago, tobacco prices collapsed due to the general anti-tobacco sentiment, and a shift of the big firms to non-US sources. Local farmers have been hard=pressed to find an equally profitable (legal) alternative, and many young people were considering leaving the farms due to the lack of any profitable path forward (milk and grain prices are at 30 year lows). Two years ago, Vector stepped in and offered free plants and a guaranteed price that was 3-5X higher than the remaining buyers. It didn't take long for acceptance. Tobacco is a very labor-intensive crop. The Amish are probably the last group left in the US that can raise it and process it in the traditional manner (i.e, no chemicals and no machine processing). However, it is hot brutal work (I helped cut a field of Vector last July when it was 102 in the shade). They do it because of the economics, not the ethics. You might keep their situation in mind as you buy your food at the supermarket...

  177. Is it smoke free ? ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And cancer & deseases free ? :o)

    -SDF

  178. Pavlov's Dogs by GenusP · · Score: 1

    As some of you know, Pavlov's experiments showed us the learned conditioning to stimuli is a reality. Now, in this case, cigarettes being the external stimuli, this product is revolutionary and I can't wait for it (myself being a smoker). Back to Pavlov: Our body gets addicted to nicotine and the action of smoking is the external stimuli that our body has learned, will deliver the nicotine. Now, relearning the effects of the external stimuli is very possible and smoking cigarettes without nicotine will eventually get your body out of the addiction for the smoking action itself. The nicotine addiction will remain, but without a relating stimulus, your body will eventually grow out of the addiction.

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  179. We used to smoke these in the Boy Scouts by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    We used to smoke these in Boy Scouts. Alls you do is get a bubble gum wrapper, and wrap up a bunch of pine needles in em and tape or hold it shut. Then you pass it to your friend and dare em to smoke it.

    Other fun boyscout pasttimes:

    • Abortions in a can: Step one: Build a fire and burn a can of beans until it's clean of gunk ( optional ). Step 2 remove can from fire. Step 3 get some frog eggs from stream or pond and put them in the can. Step 4 put the can on the fire and bring to boil adding woodland foiliage or garbage as desired. Oila! Instant abortions in a can
    • Jack be nimble: Jump over roaring fire without getting burnt
    • Swatting blackflies.
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  180. Sorry girls.. by grub · · Score: 1


    I don't care if they are nicotine-free. When evaluating a woman at first glance, smoking gets a "-10" right off the bat. It stinks up the air, their breath stinks, their clothes and hair stink..

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  181. Re:Wait.. - taste == nicotine content by tcr · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, vaporized nicotine alone does not show this same taste gradient, so vaporizing pharmacuetical grade nicotine is not likely to satisfy the inveterate smoker, although it would save them their lungs, unlike these cigarettes.

    I used to have quite a bad smoking habit... 40, 60, even (very) occasionally 100 cigs a day. I switched to cigars about a year ago, but for the last month have been using this pharmacuetical nicotine instead of tobacco...

    It works surprisingly well, although you obviously must want to quit.

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  182. Poor sod.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    you will live the same 50 or so years, the difference is that as a smoker most probably you will live in pain the last 10 or 15 of them.

    As for organs, how wonderful, to deny them to people that need them due to malformations or accidents so you can "socialize" (I socialize fine, never touched a cigarrette in my life).

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  183. And causes also lung cancer. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Oh no, silly me, all that smoke is good for your lungs.

    Damn, somebody smack me please.

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  184. Grammar, Re:More disturbing than the ide by kbs · · Score: 1


    ("you" is one of those words that wouldn't be such a problem, with "y'all" etc. if we hadn't gotten rid of common usage of "thee" and "thou").

    In this case, it should read:

    "Jebediah, thou hath a call"

    thou is used as the subject, thee is only used as an object.

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  185. Bass ackwards by katorga · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be more usefull to have nicotine in a carcinogen or tobacco free cigarette rather than a nicotine free cigarette that still gives you cancer? I thought the point of smoking was to get the "zing" from the nicotine.

  186. damd smokers by stablebob · · Score: 1

    id rather see those guys that blow smoke in your face to die slowly( but inevitibly faster than us non-smokers ), pointlessly rather to get a hit off it.

    personally i think is better they die at the end of my 9mm

  187. Ahh, nicotine free cigarettes by srussell · · Score: 1

    All of the stink and cancer of regular cigarettes, with none of the fun! Woohoo!

  188. Obligatory Bill Hicks quote by bopo · · Score: 1

    Any discussion about smoking needs to include at least one Bill Hicks quote:

    "The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones who walk up to you while you're smoking.. "ahem ahem... ahem ahem ahem..... ahem ahem ahem ahem... AHEM AHEM AHEM..." I always say "Shit, you're lucky you don't smoke! That's a hell of a cough you got there - I smoke all day and don't cough like that..."

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  189. This is completely wrong by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    The whole POINT of cigarettes is nicotine. It's a legal, socially acceptable way to ingest a powerful narcotic, like with Big Macs and MSG.

    What they SHOULD do is genetically engineer it for nicotine with no carcinogens.

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    1. Re:This is completely wrong by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Socially acceptable?
      Not where I'm from...

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  190. Smokeless cigarettes by krylan · · Score: 1

    Slightly off-topic...

    A few months back I was talking with a woman who was smoking the most interesting cigarette i've ever seen. Evidently she was taking part in a study promoted by non-other then Phillip Morris. What she was smoking looked like a normal cigarette being smoked inside of a small device with a mouthpiece. The device lights the special cigarettes NOT from the top but from the sides and somehow releases the nicotene without the smoke. It was true, there was absolutly no smoke coming from it whatsoever. I asked her if they still hit you like normal cigarettes and she claimed they did. The device also contained a small chip that calculated the amount of nicotene the person released and at what intervals in order to monitor their smoking habits.

    The market niche for these devices is to promote "healthy smokers". She claimed after using it she smoked less and less until she hardly had the need for a cigarette at all. It makes me question why Phillip Morris would be involved however.

    I wonder when/if they'll start selling these on the market? I think it's a better idea then nicotene free cigarettes. Smoke is what causes the cancer, the bad breath, and the stinky hair and clothes, not nicotene.

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  191. Let 'em kill themselves by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

    When I was in first grade I was told that drugs were bad, this continued until my graduation 12 years later. When I watched TV I was told that drugs were bad. Cub Scout meetings, parents, school, Mr. Rogers, NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX, all told me the same thing.

    Now that I'm a little older, I get to see my money going to people who need rehab. They got the same messages as I did. I do not smoke, I drink about twice a year, and that's not to excess, I have never taken an illicit drug.

    I listened.

    They didn't.

    It's called Darwinism.

    Sucks to be them. Hopefully they won't pass those dumbass genes on.

    Maybe one of these days we'll start treating drug use and abuse realistically, but not yet.

    I think that I have a very realistic view on drug addiction. My view on it is the one I got working at an ISP a few blocks from the projects(ya know... the realistic low income housing that helps everybody out for $8 a month) watching prostitutes turn tricks to get their next fix, then looking at the column on my paycheck labeled 'withholdings,' WTF was she doing with my money? Putting nice little designs that looked like railroad tracks on her arms.

    If you make drug addiction comfortable, with alternatives that don't hurt, free food, $8 housing, clean needles, and methadone, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER QUIT? And moreover... why would their children not do it? They may very well have a genetic disposition to it, and they see how easy it is for mommy to sell their (MY) food stamps for $.30 on the dollar.

    Fsck helping those that don't want help.
    Fsck the 'white mans burden.'
    Fsck social security.
    Let me keep my money, I fought for it, my parents fought so I could have it, as did their parents.

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    1. Re:Let 'em kill themselves by knobmaker · · Score: 1

      When I was in first grade I was told that drugs were bad, this continued until my graduation 12 years later. When I watched TV I was told that drugs were bad. Cub Scout meetings, parents, school, Mr. Rogers, NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX, all told me the same thing.

      Gee, do you think maybe that's an oversimplification? You might want to give some thought to the possibility that you weren't told the exact truth.

      Sucks to be them. Hopefully they won't pass those dumbass genes on.

      I'm guessing you haven't passed your genes along yet, because you sound very young. What folks like you don't seem to get is that a sensible drug policy would not just keep addicts alive until they get tired of being addicts, it would cut down the huge cost of drug abuse to the majority of us who don't abuse drugs. It's not just financial costs, either. Forget the many billions of dollars taken from you in taxes to prosecute the war on drugs. The war keeps drug prices artificially high. When heroin could be bought in pharmacies in little pills, it cost no more than aspirin. Now it costs a hundred times as much. That means that junkies have to steal a hundred times as much of your stuff and mine to finance their habits. That means that prostitutes have to turn a hundred times more tricks than they would if heroin and other drugs were sold at a price that reflected their legal production costs. Your home-owners insurance contains a hidden war-on-drugs tax, just like mine. If not for the artificial inflation caused by the drug war, junkies could keep up with the financial cost of their habits by flipping burgers. They could use clean needles or even a less dangerous method of use (injection is a strategy evolved to make the most efficient use of phenomenally expensive substances.) That would save us both money on our health insurance, because destitute junkies wouldn't be dying on the public dime as frequently, and wouldn't be spreading HIV and other dangerous diseases as often as they do now. It's in everyone's best interests to cut down on the number of potentially fatal diseases that move actively through a population. Unless you're absolutely certain that you'll never have sex with anyone who had sex with someone who might have had sex with a junkie, or a junkie's spouse, you are personally vulnerable. No matter how much you personally abstain from drug use, you can't escape the dangerous consequences of our present policy.

      I could go on, but you get the idea.

      I can never understand why folks who have no sympathy for drug users wouldn't like to see them able to get all the drugs they want, cheap. According to your view, wouldn't they just die off quicker? And aren't you saying that's a good thing?

      BTW, I'm a libertarian who doesn't believe in subsidizing poverty with free housing and taxpayer money. Or in subsidizing junkies. But I can't understand why making drugs more dangerous than they already are is a rational and realistic policy.

  192. someone correct me if im wrong, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesnt the tobacoo in ultra light cigarettes have the same amount of nicotine as a regular cigarette? ultra lights just have more holes in the filter so there is more air mixing with the smoke when you take a drag...

  193. WRONG by lubricated · · Score: 1

    What part do you not understand.

    The atkins diet isn't about calories. It is strictly about carbohydrates. The theory is that if you don't eat carbs then you loose weight. It works for alot of people.

    Alchohol, more specifically ethanol is in no way a carbohydrate. Perhaps you missed out on this in your chemistry class. There are many different types of alchohols, like ethanol and methanol etc... There are also different types of carbohydrates such as glucose, fructose, galactose. Michelob ultra strives to decrease the amount of CARBOHYDRATES such as glucose fructose and galactose to cater to the people that believe that eating less carbs will help you loose weight. Ethanol is perfectly ok on this diet. Most beer contains plenty of carbohydrates in addition to ethanol because it is made from grain.

    If this doesn't make sense to you then go back to highschool, it is rather basic chemistry.
    At the very least stop spouting sensless drible pretending to know something when in fact you are proving yourself quite ignorant.

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    lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets
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