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  1. Obviously this would work best in England on UK To Start Biometric Passport Trials · · Score: 2, Funny

    The horrible state of English dentistry means that each Britian possesses a set of uniquely fucked-up teeth. Simply entering them into a database should be trivial.

  2. Bruce Schneier is a FRAUD! on Yahoo! Develops Anti-Spam Architecture · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think your first mistake is believing anything you read in Applied Cryptography. Its a well-known fact that Bruce Schneier is regarded as a leftist kook in the cryptographic community. Trust me, I got my PhD from UC Berkeley in cryptographic studies so I know what I'm talking about. Although we must give him credit for writing PGP, Mr Schneier has since then used his name to promote all sorts of snake-oil get-rich-quick schemes, and is a blathering font of anti-government propoganda. I'm sorry, Mr Schneier but had we not listened to your objections about such things as the Clipper chip installed in phones we may have learned about the 9/11 plot before it happened.

  3. Hurray! We *MUST* Get There Before the Chinese on President Bush To Call For Return To Moon? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    While America may have its faults (the anti-God secular humanist agenda being a prime one), I think any reasonable person will admit that the United States is generally a force for good in the world, and having the United States Armed Forces maintaining a military base on the Moon, capable of sending one hundred tons of steel encased rock to any place on the globe is no worse than the thousands of thermo-nuclear weapons that the US already has ready to launch in minutes.

    But, you need only read "The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress" by noted patriot and moral American Robert Heinlein to realize what kind of trouble an unscrupulous, inscrutable adversary could cause the world if they controlled the Moon. Do you want to see Western Civilization in peril, under the yellow light of the moon? Do you computer geeks want to be told you can no longer buy Taiwanese RAM, under penalty of a Tunguska like event?

    So, it's about time the keen strategic minds of President Bush's cabinet have realized that if we don't go back to the Moon and stake our rightful claim ahead of our oriental competitors.

    (A tip of the hat to Mr. Rightmann.)

  4. My Experience with the Linux on Linux Based Tablets Are Coming · · Score: -1, Troll

    I work as a consultant for several fortune 500 companies, and I think
    I can shed a little light on the climate of the open source community
    at the moment. I believe that part of the reason that open source
    based startups are failing left and right is not an issue of marketing
    as it's commonly believed but more of an issue of the underlying
    technology.

    I know that that's a strong statement to make, but I have evidence to
    back it up! At one of the major corps(5000+ employees) that I consult
    for, we wanted to integrate the shareware version of Linux into our
    server pool. The allure of not having to pay any restrictive licensing
    fees was too great to ignore. I reccomended the installation of
    several boxes running the new 2.4.9 kernel, and my hopes were high
    that it would perform up to snuff with the Windows 2k boxes which
    were(and still are!) doing an AMAZING job at their respective tasks of
    serving HTTP requests, DNS, and fileserving.

    I consider myself to be very technically inclined having programmed in
    VB for the last 8 years doing kernel level programming. I don't
    believe in C programming because contrary to popular belief, VB can go
    just as low level as C and the newest VB compiler generates code
    that's every bit as fast. I took it upon myself to configure the
    system from scratch and even used an optimised version of gcc 3.1 to
    increase the execution speed of the binaries. I integrated the 3
    machines I had configured into the server pool, and I'd have to say
    the results were less than impressive... We all know that linux isn't
    even close to being ready for the desktop, but I had heard that it was
    supposed to perform decently as a "server" based operating system. The
    3 machines all went into swap immediately, and it was obvious that
    they weren't going to be able to handle the load in this "enterprise"
    environment. After running for less than 24 hours, 2 of them had
    experienced kernel panics caused by Bind and Apache crashing! Granted,
    Apache is a volunteer based project written by weekend hackers in
    their spare time while Microsft's IIS has an actual professional full
    fledged development team devoted to it. Not to mention the fact that
    the Linux kernel itself lacks any support for any type of journaled
    filesystem, memory protection, SMP support, etc, but I thought that
    since Linux is based on such "old" technology that it would run with
    some level of stability. After several days of this type of behaviour,
    we decided to reinstall windows 2k on the boxes to make sure it wasn't
    a hardware problem that was causing things to go wrong. The machines
    instantly shaped up and were seamlessly reintegrated into the server
    pool with just one Win2K machine doing more work than all 3 of the
    Linux boxes.

    Needless to say, I won't be reccomending Linux/FSF to anymore of my
    clients. I'm dissappointed that they won't be able to leverege the
    free cost of Linux to their advantage, but in this case I suppose the
    old adage stands true that, "you get what you pay for." I would have
    also liked to have access to the source code of the applications that
    we're running on our mission critical systems; however, from the looks
    of it, the Microsoft "shared source" program seems to offer all of the
    same freedoms as the GPL.

    As things stand now, I can understand using Linux in academia to
    compile simple "Hello World" style programs and learn C programming,
    but I'm afraid that for anything more than a hobby OS, Windows
    98/NT/2K are your only choices.

    thank you.

  5. Beware the flipside on Can Watermarking Help Find GPL Violations? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would be very careful with using something like this. Its nice to think that one could use watermarking for protecting GPL'ed code. However, should the technique prove successful, expect to see everything under the sun watermarked by less benevolent entities.

  6. Why are they backing off? on SunnComm Reconsiders Lawsuit Threat · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know it seems petty: Just a shift key. But the student did make it a goal to circumvent the copy protection on this device. This makes him guilty under the DMCA. Simply because it was trivially implemented is no reason to back off: someone who steals a candybar is prosecuted with as much vigor as someone who steals a car.

  7. Such a waste of money on Mars Sundials - True Colors, Ambiguous Hours · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    While I'm all for extra-planetary studies, I don't believe it should be funded by taxpayer dollars. I know this won't make me popular with the Slashdot crowd, but I think most NASA missions are overpriced boondoggles. I would much rather see things like this done via the private market. This would free up money for more important things, like fighting terrorism and tax relief to a beleagured public.

  8. I hope its a better film than the last one on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly the second installment of the Matrix series was terribly disappointing. It felt drained of the humanity and cleverness that made the first one so great. Hopefully this problem will be fixed in the third one. Otherwise the Matrix series is going down the same God-awful road that Star Wars went down. *shudder*

  9. Hrmmm on Microsoft Sends Takedown Notice To MSFreePC.com · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sounds like MS is trying to keep the number of people from joining this suit to an absolute minimum.

  10. Can you hear me now? on Major Problems with Cingular Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nope. Guess not :(

  11. TI-83 on Recommendations for RPN Calculators? · · Score: 0, Troll

    It doesn't do RPN, but that's an antiquated system and you'd do well to rid yourself of it (I *know* I'm going to get an argument on this. But hey, you don't store your data on punch cards, do you?) Plus, by avoiding HP you won't be supporting a company that continues to make Indonesian laborers work for slave wages (if you like doing that thing. Not everyone on Slashdot cares.)

  12. Oh its for the web on Practical RDF · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought it was the Robotech Defence Force. Now I feel cheated. :(

  13. So what happens on Space Elevator Going Up · · Score: -1, Troll

    When Islamic terrorists fly a couple of planes into this?

  14. Boondocks on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one who feels there's a little Bloom County inside of the Boondocks ? I think they both have the same political outlook, only instead of a penguin, the Boondocks has a militant black teenager.

  15. A bad decision on Dutch Court Rules That Linking Is Legal In Scientology Case · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I'll be the first to say that Scientology is evil. However, I'm distressed by this court's decision. For example, if I were to post an entire album by $BAND along with a critique, everyone would agree that this was copyright infringement.


    Of course, this is Slashdot where all copyrights are bad, so I expect this post to drown in a sea of downmods. Still, I feel that I need to point out that this decision doesn't sit well with me.

  16. They're casting too large a net here on RIAA Parses 'P2P' As 'Peer 2 Porn' · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Please, everyone knows that pedophiles exclusively use Freenet, due to its anoninimity.

  17. How hard do you have to squeeze on Sign Your Name Online With A Mouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    To get ink from a mouse? Yeesh.

  18. Obviously the car is male on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Everyone knows a female car would be unable to park at all!

  19. Curious on MIT Roofnet · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hmm...what happens when MIT decides to turn off this point, though?

  20. Sadly... on Computer Game Improves Children's Hearing · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Increased computer playing leads to fewer dates. Why don't they spend their money on a cure for this?

  21. Yes but... on MIT Robot Walks On Water · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it turn that water into wine?

  22. What about Pirate Pokemon cards? on Pirate Anime FAQ Updated · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That has to be just as much of a concern to the average Slashdotter.

  23. ALIENS ATTACKING WEST COAST!! on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: -1, Troll

    Holy shit! Aliens are attacking all over the West Coast. I can see the Golden Gate Bridge burning now. Its like Red Dawn out here. Send Patrick Swaze now!

  24. Please on Building a Better Bomb · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The best bombs in the world are pointless if they're "accidently" aimed at a foreign embassy or the pilot misidentifies his target. Personally I'd rather see the money spent improving America from within.

  25. Sentance fragment, eds! on NASA's Sensor Web · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Not only a new way to test tech, but also perhaps a pervasive and inexpensive way to explore remote places such as Antarctica -- or Mars."


    This begins with a sentance fragment. It should begin with "This is...". The way its written it not only sounds wrong, but according to proper rules of grammar, it is wrong.