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  1. Instead of Tina Turner on New Mad Max Film · · Score: 0, Troll
    I bet Christina Aguilara could be in it! God that would be hot. Especially if she was sodomized by Brittney Spears in some way.


    *fap*fap*fap*

  2. IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Web of Trust Audio News Distribution · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, web radio listens to YOU!!

  3. So what? on Psst! Eight Bits Gets You "The Two Towers" In China · · Score: 2

    Who's going to watch some crappy version of LOTR filmed by someone in the backrow of the theatre with a HandyCam? I'd rather wait the week and see it in the theatres, then buy the DVD when it comes out.

    Now if it was a perfect digitial copy of the film, that might definitely cut into DVD sales! Oh, if only China had strong DeCSS laws this would never happen.

  4. Sea Monkeys! on Did Life Originate Underwater? · · Score: 2

    I can say without reservation that its impossible for life to have begun under water. Attempting the relatively simple task of bringing to life a packet of seamonkies shows the impossibility of this. All one can wind up with is some brown briney water...

  5. Its a Tradeoff on TIA Preview: Here's Lookin' At You · · Score: 1

    Yes, could be abused. I don't know about you, but in all seriousness I'd rather risk the chance that someone sees some irrelvant data of mine than to see another plane crash into one of our skyscrapers.

    Honestly, how many people on Slashdot really have something to hide? I know that its disconcerting to know that you may experience an invasion of privacy but most of us are too inconsequential for the government to bother with.

    Anyways, while I have my reservations about TIA, I'm sure adequate safeguards could be imposed to prevent most of these abuses.

  6. MOD PARENT UP! on Slashback: Drivers, Bodycomputing, Farscape · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Come on. What lame mods are so retarded they don't see the humor in this?

  7. Egg Troll has $800,000 on Slashback: Drivers, Bodycomputing, Farscape · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    And Egg Troll will pledge it only if they promise to never make another episode of that shitty TV show again. The acting on that made Space: Above and Beyond look like Masterpiece Theatre.

  8. Re:Give it to them for Free on Protecting Your Code While Allowing Source Access? · · Score: 1
    I write code for MY finantial benefit.


    Have you thought of writing a spell-checker, while you're at it?

  9. A related story on Time Warner Properties May Only Be Available Through AOL · · Score: 2
    In other news, crap is only available in a septic tank.

    Seriously, if Time and People want to seal themselves off behind AOL's wall of crap, I say more power to them!

  10. Lightbulbs for the Blind on Cell Phones for the Deaf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reading this makes me realize that my Lightbulbs for the Blind scheme was not crazy! Bundles of cash, here I come!

  11. Rational for protesting? on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most Sims players are already fat from eating McDonalds and playing The Sims all day. They don't want the shame of having their Sim alter egos puffing up on SimBigMacs and SuperSizedSimFries.

  12. VA Systems Stock Price? on EiffelStudio 5.2 For Linux Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nothing quite like seeing a HUGE ad for Microsoft's Visual Studio right underneath this story.

  13. Put the shoe on the other foot on EMI Customer Relations Tells It Like It Is · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not a big fan of this action, but I can understand BMI's point. Imagine for a second how it would be if you wrote a song and discovered a few months later that BMG had released a CD in which someone had recorded that song without your consent.

    You'd be pretty angry about it.

    This is exactly how BMI feels. I know I'm not taking the popular stance by not denouncing "facists tactics" or whatnot. But the truth is that BMI needs to protect its property. I think we should give them credit for at least being upfront about it.

  14. Microsoft Ads on OSDN Sites on Microsoft Antitrust Judgement · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it humorous to see Slashdot constantly bashing Microsoft. Some of it is deserved but just as much is juvenile ranting. However, I'm deeply entertained to see a Microsoft ad regularly popping up on Slashdot and other OSDN sites. It used to be a rare thing to see that but now I see it on every third or fourth page.

    Has Slashdot reached a point where the only way they can afford to continually rant against Microsoft is by accepting money from them?

  15. Linux Lacks a Solid API on Linux Programming By Example · · Score: 1, Troll

    One of the flaws that I've found while dealing with Linux - and to a lesser extend, the BSDs - is that they lack a comprehensive API. Having a solid API framework is one of the reasons that Windows and the Macintosh OS have been so successful.

    One of the hurdles that Linux has been unable to overcome is the fact that the various parts of the OS are kludges together. There is no synergy. X for example isn't well integrated into the rest of the OS. Consequently one winds up with inconsitent behavior: Sometimes right clicking cuts-and-pastes; othertimes it doesn't. There are other examples of this. A quick search of Google can help you find them.

    I would like to see Linux succeed. Hopefully the main development team will work on getting a solid API in place so that when I develop for Linux I can spend my time writing my program, not writing code that should already exist.

    Thanks,

    ET

  16. It Can't Fail on AIM And ICQ to be Integrated · · Score: 2

    AIM + ICQ: It'll combine the brain dead users of AIM with the hideous feature bloat of ICQ. It can't fail!

  17. Re:My ex boyfriend had a computer.. on Building the Ultimate Silent PC · · Score: 1

    There is no contradiction about you!

  18. Rajneeshpuram on The Free State Project · · Score: 2

    I remember when some crazy fools tried to pull this up in Oregon a while back. It went bad faster than salmon pate left out overnight.

  19. Real Media on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's this little gem from Real Media.

  20. That's not fog! on Fun with Fog Generators · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Those are just fumes coming off a BSD kernel developer!

  21. Re:Speaking as a troll on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1
    I wish that the days of creative trolling would come back


    Oh but they've never left. Not to self-glorify but if you look at most of my posts, you'll see quite a few modded up. There are others, but you have to hunt thru a lot of noise to get them. After a while some names begin to stick out, like those of my future spouse.

  22. Speaking as a troll on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1

    What makes trolling so enjoyable is trying to get past Taco's silly little anti-troll features. If he removed them I'm pretty sure there would be much less lame trolling going on.

    Its just a power grab by a highly insecure individual.

  23. Article Translated on Linux Backup With DVD Media? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ask Slashdot: How can I try to bullshit our purchasing department into buying a DVD burner so I can encode my DIVX copies of Sailor Moon and hentai onto DVD?

  24. Re:That's bullshit.. on Floor Vacuum Robot for $200 · · Score: 5, Funny

    $200 ?!

    I paid $6,000 (US) for my RealDoll and it can't move at all, let alone vacuum the floor.


    But have you tried fucking the vacuum?

  25. Re:hopefully the researchers will figure out.... on Floor Vacuum Robot for $200 · · Score: 4, Funny
    .... why 65% of americas youth are overweight.


    Because the research was based on a Slashdot poll! I mean have you seen Cowboy Neal?