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  1. Re:Oh what a surprise... on Sinclair's Answer To The Segway · · Score: 1

    mind you, you look like a twat when you a drive a 4x4 (SUV, whatever) and they're incredibly popular!

  2. Re:Interresting to see the difference on Sinclair's Answer To The Segway · · Score: 1

    ...and the bit about being made of plastic.

  3. Re:Yeah, right on Most Sun Employees Own Macs · · Score: 1

    nope

  4. Re:More Interesting ... on Most Sun Employees Own Macs · · Score: 1

    a buttload?

  5. Re:Fusion on Most Sun Employees Own Macs · · Score: 1

    Are you 4 years old?

    Seriously.

  6. Re:SARS on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: 1

    They didn't (couldn't?) fly a 767 into the Eiffel Tower though, did they?

    Who's stupid again?

  7. Re:Could I Get a Bunch of My Red-Neck Cousins.... on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: 1

    They'd all end up gangbanging the smallest man on the boat?

  8. Re:SARS on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I never understood what it was that was supposed to have happened on the 9th of November anyway!

  9. Re:quicktime and avi? on Academy Awards Of Halo Videos · · Score: 1

    QuickTime is used because it's so GOOD.

    I have NO IDEA why .avi persists.

  10. Re:Disney supporting open-source? on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    Very succinctly put.

    But surely in a directly democratic socialism, the people ARE the government. It's not MY logic, but it's A logic.

    Of the people, by the people, for the people?

  11. Re:Disney supporting open-source? on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    I'm not a socialist, but Christ sure as hell was (and a radical one at that).

    So no, I'm about as likely to send you my hard-earned as I am to start giving it to junkies in shop doorways.

  12. Re:Disney supporting open-source? on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

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  13. Re:Disney supporting open-source? on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    I thought it was easier to sneak a camel through the eye of a needle than it was for a rich man to enter heaven? Unless I'm misinterpreting that, surely that implies a TOTAL redistribution of wealth?

  14. Re:Disney supporting open-source? on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    Explain the difference between Christianity and socialism again for me?

    Thanks.

  15. Re:explain on Time For A Cray Comeback? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like nerd heaven, usability hell.

    There is no afterlife, so stop reading Slashdot and get on with it!

  16. Re:Pulling .... on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1

    Fuck man, does your post ever make you sound stupid.

    Try reading it back to yourself out loud, even though the shame might fucking kill you.

    What a loser.

  17. Re:Pulling numbers out of backside.. on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1

    What did all that mean? Though you obviously have the courage of your convictions as you posted as an AC. Brave.

    You're my nerd hero.

  18. Re:Pulling numbers out of backside.. on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1

    "You have some reading ahead of you, young padewan."

    Could you BE any nerdier?

  19. Re:I don't have a cell phone. on How's Your Cell Service? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Nice to to have your wife tethered, but not quite as nice to be tethered yourself."

    What a fucking prick you are.

  20. Re:Pulling numbers out of backside.. on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1

    Not for free, numb-nuts.

    The radio stations DO have to pay for the music that they play, YOU pay for the radio by listening to the ads or subscribing.

  21. Re:perhaps its also a quality thing on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1

    George Plimpton's Parliment?

    Did you mean George Clinton's Parliament, Funkadelic and the P-Funk All Stars?

    Thought so.

  22. Re:Believe it or not on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    "with a cuppa of coffee"

    SYNTAX ERROR
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  23. Re:Boddingtons? EWWWWW! on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    I hate Boddingtons too (smells like puke), but it certainly isn't a LAGER.

    I'm quite partial to Bombardier since Brakspear's stabbed us in the back.

  24. Re:Founding Fathers on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    you're using chlorinated water to preserve food?

  25. Re:How will they enforce? on Low-power FM Transmitters Banned in UK · · Score: 1

    I use a Sony ICF-SW7600G - not bleeding edge perhaps - but pretty fucking fantastic all the same.