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Academy Awards Of Halo Videos

An anonymous reader writes "With the ever-increasing popularity of Halo videogame fan-videos and machinima, Cobaltnova.com has launched the first ever Rockets on Prisoner awards: 'Cobaltnova is proud to present the first annual Rockets on Prisoner awards that recognize outstanding achievement for Halo related movies. And you get to pick the winners!'. With the nomination process already complete, the online voting will continue until midnight (PST) on August 9th, before a certified public accountant will announce the winners. Those expected to do well include Randy Glass, maker of the famous Warthog Jump, the increasingly popular FTC collective, who have 6 incredibly funny and fresh videos, and, of course, the well known fan favorites Red vs Blue. Most of the videos can be found for judging by flipping through the six nomination categories, or numerous mirror sites."

142 comments

  1. Machinima? by Kryptolus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please stop using that name.

    It seriously does not sound good.
    If someone used it in real life, wouldn't you have that urge to punch them? =/

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    1. Re:Machinima? by LMariachi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, totally unlike the mellifluous and sophisticated-sounding "Kryptolus."

    2. Re:Machinima? by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Machinima, machinima machina.

      I got my machinima, and you ain't got none, 'cause your father's and alcoholic.... :p /runs

    3. Re:Machinima? by jeffehobbs · · Score: 4, Funny


      So very, very right -- but if someone started a "machinima blog", I'd want to punch them even harder.

      ~jeff

    4. Re:Machinima? by Superunknown_GP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and what the hell is a "Warthog Jump?" Is that something you can do in a Puma?

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    5. Re:Machinima? by insin · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it's a perfectly cromulent word.

    6. Re:Machinima? by torpor · · Score: 1

      Dude, you just rebooted my babelfish.

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    7. Re:Machinima? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      So very, very right -- but if someone started a "machinima blog", I'd want to punch them even harder

      If they started a "machinma blog" while "wardriving" I would let you use my gun.

    8. Re:Machinima? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot haxx0red!?!?!?!??

      OMG I just crapped my pants

    9. Re:Machinima? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, that's funny stuff.

  2. Funny? by The+Eye+of+the+Behol · · Score: 0, Troll

    Funny as in XBOX owners laughing at all the PC gamers? The ones who dont get Halo?

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    1. Re:Funny? by neostorm · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you serious? You think PC gamers care about Halo? ;)

      I can't take it seriously when a console gamer pokes fun at PC gamers for not having a FPS... Erm...

      'Scuse me while I got play some Counterstrike / Tribes / Q1 / Q2 / Q3 / UT200X / Wolf:ET / etc. etc. etc...

    2. Re:Funny? by happyhippy · · Score: 1

      Its one year too late already.

    3. Re:Funny? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Since HALO comes out for PC in the Fall, I doubt they're laughing too hard.

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    4. Re:Funny? by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seriously, Halo is such a Tribes 2 wannabe in the first place.

    5. Re:Funny? by bih · · Score: 1

      Um, apparently, you guys haven't actually played Halo. It's quite good.

    6. Re:Funny? by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but where's all the Tribes 2 Machinima? ;)

    7. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Halo blows.

    8. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you haven't played other games. Halo sucks.

    9. Re:Funny? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny
      'Scuse me while I got play some Counterstrike / Tribes / Q1 / Q2 / Q3 / UT200X / Wolf:ET / etc. etc. etc...

      Yeah! We get to play cheat-ridden, loser infested pile of antique running on an engine from 1998! That'll teach them Halo players to show some RESPECT to us PC gamers, lest they want to be "OMFG STFU N00B LOL!!!12"ed to death by a bunch of sweaty 14 year old CS players!*

      * = With respect to the sane part of the CS community. I know that there are a few of you folks out there!

    10. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come back here and say that after september 30th, asshat.

    11. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even with the cheaters, exactly how many people still play CS? A 5 year old game based on Quake 1 and Quake 2 code?

      Now how many people play fucking Socom or Soldier of Fortune 2 on the XBOX online?
      Owned you retard.

    12. Re:Funny? by grungebox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's only taken 2 years to put out the PC port.

    13. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The masses are asses, after all...

    14. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Halo does come out on PC in the fall...but guess what...too late! HL2 is coming, and Halo doesn't matter anymore. I would've bought Halo before, but Bungie waited waaay too long.

  3. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  4. 9 Comments and Already /.'ed by Lawen · · Score: 0

    The main page at least. Thees is BOOLSHIT!

    1. Re:9 Comments and Already /.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly does it mean to get /.'ed????

  5. Woo hoo! by Mikey-San · · Score: 3, Funny

    A story about Halo fan videos and we got by without getting Slashdotted!

    Bungie.org: 1

    Slashdot: . . . Well, more than 1.

    Fine, Slashdot. You still win, but we're gonna get you one day! HahahHAHAHAhaHAhAhaha! Ha.

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    1. Re:Woo hoo! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      could it be that halo is 'done' for the general masses? yes you and your friends down at the local hobby store play it, but that hardly counts.

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    2. Re:Woo hoo! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I don't know what you should be more concerned about; the fact that your site didn't get slashdotted, or the fact that nobody cared enough to see the site. But hey, congrats on surviving a /.ing

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    3. Re:Woo hoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, b.org is a pretty big, if not THE biggest bungie fansite:

      halo.bungie.org

      they've been /.ed a couple of times, i think ....

  6. Halo Freeks rejoice by heyyojay · · Score: 1

    Well... we all knew that it would happen, halo is becomeing the next fourm for the acadamy awards...
    "And now to present the award for best Halo performance is Keanue Reaves."
    "Thank you, here are the nomonies..."

    10 bucks says that there will be a national tv show of video game awards. Just wait!

    1. Re:Halo Freeks rejoice by Osty · · Score: 1

      Well... we all knew that it would happen, halo is becomeing the next fourm for the acadamy awards...
      "And now to present the award for best Halo performance is Keanue Reaves."
      "Thank you, here are the nomonies..."

      Leave it to Keanu Reeves to butcher the word nominees at the Academy Awards ...


      (PS: becoming)


    2. Re:Halo Freeks rejoice by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      By the time that happens the ten bucks you wanna bet probably won't be worth a whole hell of a lot. We'll probably be using the Euro by then, anyway. ;)

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    3. Re:Halo Freeks rejoice by Krashed · · Score: 1

      ever heard of xplay on techtv?

  7. halo as a game by ozric99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Without meaning to sound like a troll, I don't know what all the fuss is about Halo.

    Sure, it has some great set-pieces, and the atmosphere is fantastic in places, but it's just too damn samey and repetitive.

    Didn't Budgie present MS with a wonderful 6 hour game, and get a mandate from MS to extend it in a tiny amount of time, so they cut and pasted loads of rooms together to turn it into a 20 hour game? Sure looks like it.

    Very much looking forward to Halo2 though ;)

    1. Re:halo as a game by heyyojay · · Score: 1

      Halo=halo2 + 1
      Its not gonna be n e thing special. The only good thing about halo is the multiplayer. and to the best of my knowlage there is no change in that area, only senerios.

    2. Re:halo as a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had to release it for the xbox launch so they couldn't perfect it.

      Halo 2 has no firm release date to meet so they can perfect it.

    3. Re:halo as a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Its not gonna be n e thing special"
      Did you watch the E3 video?

      "The only good thing about halo is the multiplayer. and to the best of my knowlage there is no change in that area"
      X-Box Live! support.

    4. Re:halo as a game by heyyojay · · Score: 1

      X box live is the same as a lan but you have a couple thousand more participants to chose from

    5. Re:halo as a game by Omkar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Halo is a well-executed FPS, that's what makes it great. It's an evolutionary game, not at revolutionary game.

      Of course, I still hate it, because of the goddamn Xbox controller. Port Halo to GC and then we'll talk.

    6. Re:halo as a game by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

      Cmon, I say the same thing about the GC controller ;) I guess whatever you repetetively get used to obviously feels the best but I actually prefer the Ctrl-S (NOT!! the pumpkin) to the other console's. Not a flame or anything but the GC's overall feel and weight seemed lighter/cheaper than the X. And I abhor the PS2's shoulder buttons, I'll take the tight spring analog triggers any day.

      Maybe I'll change my mind about the GC when I get one in a few months and it melds to my hand while playing Zelda ;)

    7. Re:halo as a game by donutello · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Don't worry. This is Slashdot. As long as it is something from Microsoft that you are criticising you will come off as insightful, not as a troll.

      It absolutely doesn't matter that there are hundreds of thousands of people out there who have played FPS's on virtually every other platform who are still in love with Halo.

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    8. Re:halo as a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, it isn't an anit-MS thing -- I genuinely don't understand the appeal.

      It's a good game, not doubt, but nothing that you can't really get (from what I could tell, I'm missing something, that's why I'm asking) from any number of other 1st person shooters, and lacked heavily in the dynamics of multiplayer (it's not quite up to counter strike's level of complexity and team play).

      Is it the best 1st person shooter availble for a console? Is that it?

    9. Re:halo as a game by quantaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Port Halo to GC and then we'll talk.

      If Halo gets ported to GC I'd be too busy watching out for flying pigs to talk.

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    10. Re:halo as a game by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      The fuss is the multiplayer. The single player was fun (despite the cut-and-paste levels in the middle, the gameplay is very well done), and I've played it a lot (recently beat every level on Legendary), but the multiplayer is IMHO still the most fun you can have with four people and a single XBox. It has a *lot* of replayability, with the balanced weapons, the customizable game modes, and the great vehicles, and then there are System Link games with 8-16 people, which can be great. We've stopped referring to my system as an XBox because it hardly ever has any other games in it, we just call it a "Halo box." It stands out among XBox games.

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    11. Re:halo as a game by HobbitGod42 · · Score: 1

      And how is that bad? I just hope that they are able to make the net code semi decent.

      I for one welcome the Xbox Live! portion of the game... It should make it all the more worthwhile.

    12. Re:halo as a game by jreilly · · Score: 1

      Port Halo to GC and then we'll talk.
      Hey, Halo was originally announced at a MacWorld. You think you're bitter? =)

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    13. Re:halo as a game by Channard · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of all those people on EB world and Amazon who rate a game five stars even though it's not out, nor is a playable demo. It may look good, but it still could be a piece of crap. Unless you've played the game hands on, you can't pass judgement.

    14. Re:halo as a game by DansnBear · · Score: 1

      Hey, Halo was originally announced at a MacWorld. You think you're bitter? =)

      And you think you're bitter, I was at that keynote when Steve Jobs introduced the 2 minute movie for Halo rendered using the game engine in real time, not pre recorded. I almost creamed my pants. For a while, (and I still believe it happens today) the only way to get the newest offerings from nVida and ATI was to get them in a new Mac. I remember thinking to my self that this was the game that was finaly going to bring the Mac into the gaming arena. Even my PC using Mac bashing friend who I dragged with me was drooling over it. Alas, before it's Macintosh release, Microsoft bought out bungie and made them the "X-Box Development Team". That was a sad day for us Apple people all over. Bungie was known in the mac community as a top noch developer of mac games including one of our first first-person shooters, Marathon. At least you can still pick up the Bungie Mac Action Sack and try some of the awsome games this company once made for the macintosh. BTW: here is the link to the Halo video from the Macworld Expo in NY for all you nonbelievers

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    15. Re:halo as a game by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's entirely it.

      I personally hate playing the levels, but playing head to head is awesome.

      I think the fact that you can pit yourself against fellow humans is the big thing.

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  8. machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for those of us who actually have had sex with a breathing, living *biped* (of the OPPOSITE sex), please tell us what is "machinima"?

    Thanks.

    1. Re:machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had sex with a female ostrich, but I know what machinima is. There goes your theory!

    2. Re:machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to see an example of what "Machinima" (animated movies made with game engines) looks like, tune into MTV's Spiderman. It is supposedly done by a professional animation house, but it looks like it was done by hacking the Quake 3 or UT2K3 engine. Everything looks too glossy and moves like Macy's Thanksgiving Parade balloons. Bleah.

    3. Re:machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've actually had sex ?? You are my better :(

    4. Re:machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you better be a male ostrich or my religious and political beliefs demand i kill you for the honor of my clan.

    5. Re:Machinima by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Oh, it has a meaning?

      It's something more humorous than the indicator which lights up when a guard's weapons have locked on the escaping target?

    6. Re:machinima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to compensate for your ignorance by feigning machismo... that never gets old.

  9. machine enema by black_widow · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that like reformatting?

  10. CPA by ih8apple · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I love the name of the "Certified Public Accountant" who will judge the entried: Smakmyass

    People should have to dig for these easter eggs in the article instead of having them pointed out in the /. blurb.

    1. Re:CPA by caino59 · · Score: 1

      cmon, you should know by now no one reads the articles...

    2. Re:CPA by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, especially when they're slashdotted.

  11. Noooooo! by arashiken · · Score: 1

    Dammit. I knew I should've grabbed the latest RvB eps on Monday. Now their server will be toast, and I'll probably never get them. :(

  12. I am afraid of black stuff by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the nomination process already complete...

    One thing you should know: The nominees all came out hot. And covered in black stuff.

    1. Re:I am afraid of black stuff by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      "Did it hurt really?" "Oh yeah!"

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  13. To all nominees: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No matter who wins, remember, you are ALL losers.

  14. Bittorrent, dude. by toothfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lat I checked, the RvB guys had the foresight to distribute Bittorrent files, in which case you're fine.

    1. Re:Bittorrent, dude. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Yep. BitTorrent worked just fine for the most recent RvB eppisodes.. Saturated my ADSL at 1.5Megabits.

      (Of course, it's also now saturating my outbound connection at 600kilobits... I think it's time to shut down bittorrent before my ISP has a hissy-fit).

      Dunno why they don't torrent their older episodes, though.

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  15. torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anybody actually download these? If so..care to put up a torrent?

  16. I didn't know either by swat_r2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I actually went a few months with my new Xbox avoiding Halo because it seemed overhyped. I am extremely critical of games and very few earn my own personal hall of fame awards, but from the moment I put Halo in my Xbox I've been trying to figure out why it has such a massive appeal to me. I think either Bungie signed a deal with the devil, or all the planets aligned to coincide with it's release.

    I know that I'll be playing Halo for many more years (well MP that is) and I can only say that for a small handful of games.

    I think when it comes down to it, Halo's biggest success is the Warthog's physics. I'd hate to imagine Halo without it's #1 star (yes Master Chief you come second to a vehicle)

    As far as the Machinima goes, RvB is awesome for Halo freaks like myself as well as my non-Halo friends - amateur yes but still loaded with charm.

    1. Re:I didn't know either by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I think halo's biggest successes are:

      o Sticky grenades
      o Intuitive controls (the tank is EASY to drive)
      o S*M*O*O*T*H Animation
      o The "Dot Matrix" (Reboot ripoff) AI chick
      o Great scenery, outside at least
      o Excellent physics all around.

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  17. I'd Like to thank... by Grelli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, I really was expecting this award, I mean, thank you so much!
    I'd like to thank my parents, for letting me live in their basement, jobless, for the last 4 years. Sure sometimes they got on my case, but all my hardwork and dedication has paid off. I'm sure the sight of my award bring tears to their eyes, just as it does to me.

    1. Re:I'd Like to thank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to thank my parents, for letting me live in their basement, jobless, for the last 4 years.

      Who said these machinima guys live with their parents? And why is it considered so shameful to do so? When did moving away from family become such a strong social expectation after thousands of years of living together?

      Is it only the asians who still have no problem living under one roof as a family? And is it a capitalistic thing to want to drive people apart so that they must become independant consumer units?

    2. Re:I'd Like to thank... by docmittens · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I'm sure the sight of my award bring tears to their eyes, just as it does to me.

      [from the audience]: it ain't the award, dude! it's your pits!

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  18. Yeah, but.. by swat_r2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a good thing fun doesn't have an age limit and is not related to bleeding edge technical prowess.

    1. Re:Yeah, but.. by happyhippy · · Score: 1

      PC Halo will not be as fun as Half Life 2.

    2. Re:Yeah, but.. by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

      Well, cmon.. HL2 will be god ;) But Halo PC will still have a damn huge following. The new MP maps and hopefully mods will entice the Xbox owners who are getting bored with the same old maps.

  19. ROFL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL!

  20. The Lame Stuff You Do When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Your Dead Platform Only Has One Game.

    Retards.

    1. Re:The Lame Stuff You Do When by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      You can play games on an Xbox?! Bah. Games are only good if they have an exploit so you can load Linux and use Raincoat to flash the TSOP.

      Microsoft Xbox - the networked media player for your TV with a really strange remote control. Games are for people with no DivX ;) collection.

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  21. why dont people get it... use bittorrent! by Vitriolix · · Score: 0

    all of these mirror's are already hosed... if they would just use bittorrent on all those servers insteads of ftp/http we'd all be watching cool vids by now.

    1. Re:why dont people get it... use bittorrent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red vs Blue has Bit Torrent links.

  22. Well that's because by rune2 · · Score: 1

    More Slashdotters are probably more interested in modding the Xbox to run Linux than in playing Halo.

    1. Re:Well that's because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're waaaaay off on your estimate of the ratio of real geeks to wannabes here...

  23. The fuss is to make XBox owners feel good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...instead of like crap because they wasted their money on a system with one medicore game.

    1. Re:The fuss is to make XBox owners feel good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      much like those ass paddling bastards who bought a PS2 for Grand Hooker Auto I'm sure

  24. Re:You allow this shit yet dont allow SPEWS.ORG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *notices ad for XBOX games*<BR>YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT!

  25. Gotta love by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

    .. the subtle RvB comments ;)

  26. Halo? by phreak03 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone found a use for Halo? ohh wait, laughing at it was allready on the list of things to do with it In other news my xbox with halo (only the multi-player to save space) still only gets used for the ocasional threat of being thrown at someone. come on people, i hate to start a flame war, but anyone with a decent vid card and some real FPS, like bf1942, will tell you Halo was overhyped. (that and the fanboys aren't very good at any other games)

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  27. Whatever it is by swat_r2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just recently told my girlfriend about it (after reading on /.) and she just blinked twice and changed the subject. Machini-amama-wha?

  28. quicktime and avi? by polished+look+2 · · Score: 1

    Why is it these awful proprietary formats are used so often?

    1. Re:quicktime and avi? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      QuickTime is used because it's so GOOD.

      I have NO IDEA why .avi persists.

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  29. Virtually Entertaining... by quinkin · · Score: 1
    ...here's your virtual award...

    ...and now you are virtually a celebrity.

    "I'd like to thank eGod for making this all possible..."

    Q. (sorry - no sense today).

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  30. Re:Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe you just get your ass handed to you on XBC and thus have become a bitter individual? I personally think BF1942 is overhyped to the extreme and find the free RTCW:ET much more enlightening.

  31. Re:Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or, maybe he's waiting for the PC "port" of Halo. and waiting..

  32. Best new gay video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Logjammin" starring SCO's CEO Daryl McBride as the receiver and Microsoft employee Martin Taylor as the giver.

  33. Torrents by Leeji · · Score: 1

    Red vs Blue (DiVX) Red vs Blue (Quicktime)

    I'm downloading the Warthog jump right now (ETA 25 mins,) so I'll make that torrent when I get it.

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  34. Ultra slashdoting? by SuperCal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it possible that we just slashdoted an entire catagory of websites? I can't get anything that is remotely related to Halo movies...

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    1. Re:Ultra slashdoting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're complaining?

  35. Nothing compared to quake 1 movies... by Orteko · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some of these are entertaining, but nothing compared to the laughs you'll get from the good old days of quake movies.

    Check out the: History of Quake movies

    Then procede to download and be amused by:

    The original and the best: Operation Bayshield!

    And another hugely entertaining classic: Blahbalicious

  36. bleh by gritz · · Score: 0

    Isn't helno xbox online snotware?

  37. Re:Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I dunno, Halo was OK (strictly OK -- to each his own though, rigth?).

    Maybe for people who've never played CS online Halo was something kewl -- but I found it lacking (I'll admit it, maybe it's my lack of hand-eye coordination, but I don't know how a joystick could compete with a mouse and keyboard for at 1st person shooter, for starters). Otherwise the game wasn't really anything new ...

    It's just hard for me to imagine that anyone's salivating for a PC version of Halo when there's already better made 1st persone shooters that have been available for a while ....

    I mean, Halo in the console world, is probably still unique (they brought a Half-life -- and are still lacking CS IMHO -- to the console. Is that why people are excited about Halo?).

    Really curious BTW

  38. yeah by Vitriolix · · Score: 1

    and... coincidentally, its the only episode i've been able to download :)

    1. Re:yeah by ckedge · · Score: 1

      ... but not watch. I get the intro screens but after that audio only, no video.

  39. /. Early Warning System by ThatWeasel · · Score: 1
    Slashdot really needs to start warning websites that they are going to be posted in an article.

    I mean, look at all those hits I got. I almost had a heart attack not to mention my webserver, which is on a residential DSL line, getting hammered.

    Oh wait, I'm not complaining. I got /.ed. This is the happiest moment in my life. Yeah, sad... ain't it?

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    1. Re:/. Early Warning System by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got Slashdotted last month, and while it was a "whoa, this is cool as hell" experience, I was lucky it wasn't on the front page.

      I guess it's an either/or situation for the story editors here: Either they post the news when they can, or they wait until (maybe) getting a response from a server admin and risk missing a good story for Slashdot readers.

      Things like BitTorrent help with some things, but really, they won't solve the problem. I fear nothing can stop Slashdot and sites with the same power (Metafilter, Fark, etc.).

      Hope you don't get into too much trouble, Weasel. :-)

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  40. Re:Torrents -- Halo Jump by Leeji · · Score: 1

    I think this should do it: Halo Jump (High Res) Torrent

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  41. Machinima by Puckett · · Score: 1

    Rockets on Prisoner awards.... they've got to be kidding. I'm laughing even thinking about it.

  42. Re:Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, you sure get modded down a lot.

  43. A real award by grungebox · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know what's funny is that, if they released the winning video in theaters (all 5 minutes of it or whatever), it'd make more money than that J-Lo movie that just came out. Hell, maybe they should splice in Halo movies into future films, just to spice things up. "Oh, Ben, you're such hot foxy dude, no matter how bad you act!" "And you, J-Lo, are as - oh, jesus, where the fuck did that warthog come from?!?!"

    1. Re:A real award by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      See, but we all know that movie would have done fine if J-Lo and Affleck were to die horrible, gruesome deaths.

  44. And the first place winner is... by MongooseCN · · Score: 1

    It looks like "Service Unavailable" won first place! It says so right there, smack in the middle of the front page! I can't wait until I can download it an watch it.

  45. Re:Torrents -- Halo Jump by Leeji · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, that didn't do it. I didn't realize there was a ton of shit to go through to be a tracker. Here's a public one: Here Nice guy there, by the way.

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  46. Don't knock it until you've tried it... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... at a conference full of transvestites. It was good for the five minutes of entertainment it provided me and my three brave Tech Crew companions faced with hosting a party for drag queens in scary outfits.

    And after that, I went and played a REAL game! Yeah! Natural-Selection. Just promise me you want /. it :)

  47. Re:Halo? by swat_r2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I for one love PC gaming as well as my Xbox so I'm biased towards both equally, and yes there are some awesome FPS on the PC (can't get enough of ET) but Halo has a perfect balance and blends all the best elements and level designs to create a wicked mulitplayer game. It's not the best FPS to ever come out and quite frankly I get sick about hearing about it SO damn much, but it does deserve that recognition because it's a testament of excellence in game design.

  48. Re:Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the anonymous coward you replied to --

    thanks for some insight, so it's good execution (and that's damn fine by me, btw -- not every game has to be "groundbreaking" to be worthwhile).

    I've played Halo in a multiplayer Lan party (well, a couple of use nerds after work in a conference room). It was fun, but I didn't understand the hoopla -- until it occurred to me that there don't seem to be too many 1st persone shooters for the console (and maybe not all consoles have the CPU power to crunch through a 1st person shooter, though if they can make Vice City run ok on a PS2, then why not a 1st person? Maybe I'm just ignorant of whatever isn't on a top 10 list of games this year).

    I haven't tried it out by myself in "story" mode (or whatever it's called), so in all fairness maybe I should.

    I just thought that the XBox would need a Vice City like game (not in aspects of the game type per se, but in terms of kick-ass-ness, for me at least, in order to sell more).

    Anyways, thanks for replying to this coward.

    anonymous.

  49. Retard by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dead?

    Please explain to me why this console is dead. Please. I would love

    That bash may have been seen as valid at launch. Maybe. Considering the other launch or near-launch titles that didn't get nearly as much attention, such as Project Gotham Racing and DOA, anyone who did their homework and actually tried something other than Halo would have been able to tell you different.

    But it's too late for that. Now there is Mechassault, Midtown Madness 3, Morrowind (I'm not buying a new laptop to play this game on PC, I'm a poor college student.), RalliSport Challenge, Jet Set Radio Future, Panzer Dragoon Orta, the list just goes on and on.

    Right now, it's proving that a Star Wars game does not have to suck these days. And the future is looking mighty bright, as I am looking forward to the Xbox Counter-Strike (Easily usable and accessable voice communication as a standard as opposed to an exception DOES make a difference), the Morrowind expansion port, the next Project Gotham Racing (which will be on Live) and ultimately Halo 2.

    And before you get your panties in a wad and start crying FANBOY, I'm a card carrying Gamecube and PS2 owner as well.

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    1. Re:Retard by Nukenbar2 · · Score: 0
      Jet Set Radio Future

      You named this as one of Xbox's best games?? This has got to be one of the worst games ever. What didn't you like?

    2. Re:Retard by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1
      At it's most basic level, it's fun, though sorta easy )Especially compared to JGR). It's got that Tony Hawk "What's the biggest combo I can pull off?" kind of thing, though it's now about mostly grinding instead of doing vert tricks.

      However, Smilebit just made this game ooze style, just like the first one (except there is no depth blurring like they did on the Dramcast version) The graphics are above average, but the way they were presented and used is top notch, the music kicks ass (I have MP3s of some of the music), and unlike the first one, this one had multiplayer (Not much of it, but hey, it was an improvement).

      However, I am not naieve, and do know that this game is a matter of taste. My friends liked the main game, but hated the music and the fact that the game was cell shaded. And of coures you obviously do not care for it. Also, unlike JGR, there is nothing to do after the main game is completed and after you tag everything. Oh well, I'll just have to wait for JSR3 for that...

      So, care to elaborate about how this game was so horrible?

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  50. The lengths people will go... by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    ...to watch movies on their Xbox. Acting out the plot to the Matrix in Halo? OMG, get these people modchips and Xbox Media Player QUICK!

    or at the very least give them the DVD dongle...

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  51. It is about the movies stupid by vandenh · · Score: 1

    Look... apparently just mentioning Halo brings out the trolls, this is about people making funny/cool/artistic games with 3D engines (it doesn't matter if it is Halo or not). So stop hammering on the game and look at this post the way it is meant to be. A lot of non-computer people are doing really great stuff with tools that are available now (not 10 years ago). There is a whole new form of expression waiting on the net. Some /. people need to look past their nose.

    1. Re:It is about the movies stupid by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      The troll to regular poster ratio is absolutely rediculous on this topic. It has to be running at about 5:1 right now. Unbelievable.

      I think this article may have gathered the highest troll post percentage I have ever seen. I don't know whether congradulations are in order or if its a sign of the apocolypse.

      So I'll finish with this:
      Congradulations trolls, we'll see you in hell!!

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  52. Halo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mention of "Halo" on this site is like Pandora's Box or something. It brings out the fanboy in everyone and causes everyone to become a flamer retard. You guys need a friggin attitude adjustment, ok? Seriously, there's so much more to worry about in the world than whether Halo is better or worse than PC FPS's. And I say this as someone who owns PS2, XBox and PC.

    1. Re:Halo by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      And I say this as someone who owns PS2, XBox and PC.
      Man, you don't have to be a frickin' show off to those less fortunate than you who can't afford any console system they want. Some people have to work their butts off just to afford one new console every 4 years or so.
      And I say this as some one who owns PS2, XBox, Gamecube, and PC.

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  53. Mouse and Keyboard by Vagary · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When I first played Halo I was amazed at how natural the controls were. A few minutes later I realised that the reason they felt natural is that they figured out how to approximate the feeling of a mouse and keyboard with a control pad. Yes, it took 8 years since Doom was first released on a console (Atari Jaguar?) for the gameplay of a FPS on PC to be approximated. (The sensitivity still isn't to the point where you can be trusted to aim entirely on your own.)

    The XBox's LAN features are a step in the right direction, but when can we expect some real controller hardware? I'm tired of buying videocards every month and dual-booting to Windows when I want to play (I can't beat Linux's final boss: Wine). I want a console that offers more than Playskool-level video games.

    If only there weren't so many chumps buying the current shit on the market, maybe somebody'd listen to me.

  54. Graphics look dated by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Did they render that stuff on a freaking Xbox?

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