HavenCo In Trouble?
Evil Al writes "News.com is reporting on the talk given by Ryan Lackey, former CTO of HavenCo, at DefCon. Lackey claims that the company is teetering on the edge due to internal upheaval and lack of customers. Oh, and 9/11, of course."
...it's the more the fact the company only had a whopping six customers.
The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
Not only that, this place would be an early target for the RIAA to test out the bombers in its new air force.
"The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better eaarn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way"
If Grokster is outlawed, only outlaws will have Grokster
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
The word is lack, not lak.
When they first came on the scene, they claimed to not need a fire suppression system due to the fact that their entire facility had been flooded with nitrogen, thus requiring technicians to wear scuba gear to install new equipment. Does anyone know if this was true or if it was BS?
These guys never had a workable business plan to begin with. They were selling bandwidth at a huge premium over what it costs just a few miles away in the UK. If you are able to pay that much, you are probably doing something illegal to begin with, and HavenCo won't host you.
This was a solution looking for a problem that never materialized. The idea certainly captured the imagination of slashdotters though.
-josh
and what kind of sites were considered to be havenco material?
given by Ryan Lackey, former CTO of HavenCo, at DefCon
Even their ex-CTO was a Lackey!
There are no valid reasons why anyone would need to host anything at HavenCo. In the UK you can host the same site for half of what it costs at HavenCo... and for even cheaper in the US.
Perhaps they were hoping that Napster would find refuge there?
You'd think if Mercedes Lackey was going to make a fake country, she'd call it Valdemar.
"Data Haven" or "Not Data Haven"
Try to pull some ride-the-fence bullshit and neither side will be happy.
AND GODDAMMIT I MISS FILM88!
"The key lesson on this is if you're going to put a 'co-lo' facility somewhere, political and contract stability in that jurisdiction is very important" er, yes, and i thought the political aspect was meant to be one of the main selling points, ie, it wasn't governed by the UK. perhaps they should have sorted that one out before they tried to make their billions. surely they are just a very late casualty of the dot.com bubble?
All I Want For Christmas Is My Constitutional Rights
Their acceptable use policy defeats the purpose of the haven?!
HavenCo said on Monday that its acceptable use policy "stands as originally written. However it is the case that principality law forbids any act...which is against international law, linked with terrorism, or contrary to international custom and practice. These restrictions are in keeping with those found in any country."
That bold bit pretty much covers everything.
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From the article:
Tan was prepared to pay HavenCo millions of dollars to host a Web site that would let customers stream movies from legally purchased DVDs, something that was not clearly illegal because only one customer at a time could view each stream, Lackey said. The Sealand royal family balked over the possibility of bad publicity, Lackey said. "I decided as soon as I got out of the meeting that I was going to quit," Lackey said.
No wonder they're going under. They're HavenCo, they should be hosting these types of sites. They turn down hosting sites like this that seem almost custom fitted to their business model! The king of sealand must be a quirky fellow indeed.
StickMan
www.rageagainst.net
The GoldCasino has been there for a long time. They used to have comm link problems from time to time, but over about the last 6 months or so seem to be pretty reliable - so maybe the current execs are right and Lackey is not?
MultiPlayer Poker at TGC is a great time consumer!
The "gimmick" for this business was that they could host sites outside of one's own country, thus protecting one from legal liability for the content. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it demonstrated that the legal responsibility for content on a web site lies with the site's owner, not the hosting provider, and thus the owner would be held responsible under the laws of the country where he lived?
Who in the hell is going to do business with some lunatic who fancies himself as the "Prince" of a gun platform?
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
They really need to offer lower rates to fill those racks up a bit more, save the novelty premiums for those last slots.
But what about SARS? Blaming 9/11 is old-school.
It's legal status was determined a long time ago. here is a good place to start.
"On October 1st, 1987, Britain extended its territorial waters from 3 to 12 nautical miles. At nearly the same time, Prince Roy declared the extension of Sealand's territorial waters to be a like 12 nautical miles, so that right of way from the open sea to Sealand would not be blocked by British claimed waters. No treaty has been signed between Britain and Sealand to divide up the overlapping areas, but a general policy of dividing the area between the two countries down the middle can be assumed. International law does not allow the claim of new land during the extension of sea rights, so Sealand's sovereignty was safely "grandfathered" in. Britain has no more right to Sealand's territory than Sealand has to the territory of the British coastline that falls within its claimed 12 nautical mile arc."
Since sealand was outside the initial 3 mile border when it was first claimed, England cannot claim sealand for itself. It would be similar to the United States attempting to annex Cuba by extending the border a further 90 miles south.
"Some nations might have tried to use this as an excuse to try to claim all of the territory of the weaker and not well recognized nation regardless of international law, however, this has not been the case. Britain has made no attempt to take Sealand, and the British government still treats it as an independent State. Prince Roy continues to pay no British National Insurance during the time he resides on Sealand subsequent to a ruling by the British Department of Health and Social Security's solicitors branch. Also, there was another fire arms incident in 1990 when a ship strayed too near Sealand and warning shots were again fired. The ship's crew made complaints to British authorities and a newspaper article ran detailing the incident. Yet despite Britain's severe prohibition of firearms, British authorities have never pursued the matter. This is a clear indication that Britain's Home Office still considers Sealand to be outside their zone of control."
There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
They're short on money, but I'm sure someone would be willing to send them a few million to keep afloat.
They're just another victim of the dot-com fallout, really. Yet another company that completely missed the boat.
I mean, their business directors must really be lost at sea as to how to resolve these problems.
Perhaps they'd succeed with a new software strategy? Say, pier-to-pier filesharing?
Oh, I kill me....
get them liquored up and invade Sealand?
What would happen?
Where do geeks go now for libertopia? Maybe an Aleutian island they can buy? Isn't it sad that every land mass is claimed by some country...why not just let one be a libertopia??? That's how it started.
-Libertarian secular transhumanist
Excellent point.
If HavenCo seeks to avoid litigation by claiming to be outside of any RIAA jurisdiction, then it follows that HavenCo has no legal recourse to defend itself against the RIAA.
Every time I fly over the Thames Estuary I look out for sealand, I've never seen it. Does anyone know if it really exists?
SCBA, since they're not underwater. As to the claim re nitrogen- from a practical standpoint, sealing rooms is virtually impossible, and gasses like to disperse. From a safety standpoint, less than 14%(I think?) oxygen is considered an environment that is classified as Immediately Dangerous to Life and Health(or whatever the OSHA term is).
I'd be far more inclined to believe they have a fire suppression system and SCBA emergency stations(as is required by law in many cases).
Can't be...
... "According to a company spokesman, in order to escape the Justice Department's breakup, the software giant will legally move its headquarters to the tiny offshore jurisdiction, though the actual staff will remain in Redmond, WA, because space is at a premium on the tiny platform a few miles outside of British territorial waters in the English Channel."
From this article: "LONDON (Reuters) -- Microsoft, the world's largest software company, announced today that it will move its headquarters to the world's smallest nation, the Principality of Sealand."
If I were a CEO, I'd just jump all over the opportunity to hire a CTO that blabs company laundry to the press after they leave.
In bizarro land.
-no broken link
[n/t]
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
They should move their stuff to Petoria... I hear the queen there is like Hillary Clinton... only without the penis.
--
"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cause I'm married."
While I'm not surprised that HavenCo is in trouble, I find it weird just one month ago there was a slashdot headline proclaming HavenCo Doing Well. And Lackey himself posted some interesting comments about his upcoming DecCon talk. So rdl, if you're out there, what's changed?
When I read the line "25 year old Lackey"
If you can read this sig - the bitch fell off.
Is anyone really shocked this company is going under? Let's see....let's start a company whose aim is to make money by flaunting the laws of othr countries by offering you a place where you can do pretty much anything for a price. Then let's taunt said countries in the press . Then headquarter that company on a glorified gun turret in the north sea, while "Prince Roy" makes decrees in a "country" about as big as a basketball court....
Yeah, the millions should be flowing in any day now.
I'm only surprised at two things.....that Britain hasn't sent Royal Marines to storm this place and kick out that nutcase, and that people actually thought this business would work in the first place.
And since when is a relativly small man-made object a "country"?
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
"Friggin Sharks With Friggin Lasers on their heads"
> BTW how can mods mod grandparent flamebait??
because [s]?he has no sense of humor?
for all those who want to know where sealand is, i found maps.
on the sealand website it lists the location as:
51 53' 42" N;
01 28' 51" E;
which is roughly ten miles southeast of Ipswitch, or twenty miles northeast of london.
the only place I could find a map of that area was on this site, where it is simply labelled "rough twr":
zoomed in map
zooming out we can see it's location relative to the coast:
zoomed out map
See this map.
Suck figs.
Halon gas is way way way to expensive to fill an entire room with. It's used almost exclusively as a fire suppressant. Oh, and it's production was banned in 1993 under the Montreal Protocol. Please FOAD.
Well, duh. Have you seen a picture of the place? It's two concrete pilings with a construction shack on top. WTF else is there to do after someone puts in some server racks with a fibre optic network uplink?
" I hear the queen there is like Hillary Clinton... only without the penis."
What do you mean? Hillary hasn't been near one of those things since Chelsea was conceived.
Anyone have the defcon slides handy? I looked at them on the plane home, but let someone borrow my CD. They are EXCELLENT slides, too bad I missed the presentation. I'm sure the one I went to instead was not worth it.
There's nothing worse than an asshat who can't even spell correctly calling someone else an asshat because they don't keep tabs on the price of halon.
to != too, you douchenozzle.
Picturing a fat limey with brown teeth, clicking on one of those "your internet connection is not secure!" banner ads, as black-clad geeks gesticulate wildly in the background.
2) the person I replied to was AC/Score 0
3) he was talking about an OLD server room
4) he was talking about a fire supression system that required safety interlock
You are the asshat. HAND.
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
>> The king of sealand must be a quirky fellow indeed
;)
Sorry, but for some inexplicable reason, that brings up images of The King of Town from Homestarrunner.
Although, from the sound of things, they have more in common than meets the eye
> Excellent point. If HavenCo seeks to avoid litigation by claiming to be outside of any RIAA jurisdiction, then it follows that HavenCo has no legal recourse to defend itself against the RIAA.
Incorrect, for exactly the same reasonn that the RIAA cannot hack Japanese companies with impunity. Japanese companies do not operate in any area where the RIAA (or the laws backing it) have any jurisdiction, so international trade treaties take over. The same treaties would allow HavenCo to ask NATO or the UN for recourse, and it could legitimately charge the RIAA, and by extension the U.S., with an act of war.
Virg
Did you look at his picture? Who knew that the creepy guy from 6 Feet Under worked at HavenCo?
Oh, and 9/11, of course.
Oh, that is so passe. You're supposed to blame "global economic conditions" and wink while saying it.
So when does Sealand attack its neighbor, intending to lose so they can get foreign aid?
Chelloveck
I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
Alright, you DOPES. Do ANY of you know how to spell sovereign? How the hell hard is it to just visit dictionary.com and look it up?!
Cripes! Reading Slashdot's like being stuck in a special-ed classroom sometimes...
Why waste the time and money sending Marines anywhere? Just cut the link between Sealand and the internet. They have a backup satellite link, but that's slooow
Some backup. One sniper shot from half a mile away and that satellite becomes a useless hunk of garbage. Somehow I don't think that they have a spare satellite kicking around in just such an emergency.
Plus, with Mr. Conehead no longer there, the network's going to go down the one toilet they have.
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The way to get rid of Sealand is by *accident*. "Ooops, that barge of barrels of petrol slipped off our tugboat in the storm and it's headed right for you and we just *can't* control it. Terribly sorry..."
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
I am Ryan Lackey, the ex-CTO of Sealand. I apologize for the nature of this letter, but I am assured that your confidential manner is paramount to the successful conclusion of this transaction. I have the sum of $25,000,000 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) stored in the closet of Sealand with no way to get it out. I need a safe partner abroad to help me transfer these funds.
.
.
.
(insert rest of joke here)
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Lack of IP laws provided one potential market - there'd been pirate radio running off Sealand in the 70s, why not pirate music and movies today? But the real source of potential revenue isn't selling expensive access to free content, it's gambling, running Internet casinos from a jurisdiction that doesn't have gambling laws and doesn't have treaties with the US allowing the US to shut them down, and doesn't have treaties with the UK allowing the UK to tax them. The Havenco folks had experience with that business in the Caribbean, but Caribbean telecom infrastructure really sucks, whereas once you've built a short connection to shore, the UK and (a bit farther away) NL have all the connectivity you could want.
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
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7) profit!!!
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
You could find a place which is unclaimed and _almost_ above water and do some construction work to make it at least a foot above high tide or whatever the official standards are for being _dirt_, which you can therefore get recognized as a country. A group of libertarians did this back in the 1970s with the Minerva Shoals, about 250 miles from Fiji and 400 from Tonga. Six months later the King of Tonga invaded and stole their country. I think they were still really living in boats at the time, eating a lot of fish.
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
That's been done.
The only practical way to build a truly solid "data haven" is to somehow (don't ask me!) acquire a nuclear sub w/ a fully-equipped ICBM arsenal. Basically hold the entire world at gunpoint with it, obtaining free food/fuel/internet connectivity in the process. Possibly take over a poorly armed land nation. Amass followers. etc.
I'm just curious how another company (albeit a 1337one) on the brink of folding is considered censorship? I hardly see the connection here...
Patent: from Latin patere, to be open
Bogus nations are a dime a dozen: The Republic of Texas, the Kingdom of Patagonia, you name it. They have nothing backing them up, no army, no political following, no external recognition, not even citizens. All they have is some weird legal theory that nobody outide accepts. If you want to trust your data to somebody like that, then maybe you'll want to buy the Brooklyn Bridge -- I can get it for you real cheap!
A social contract is the foundation of a democracy. One of the problems we are faced with now is that new social contracts are hard to come by.
If a group of people wants to get up and create their own country it's generally discouraged even by western 'democratic' countries. This is why space travel is so appealing to our hearts and minds.
The idea that we can one day go terraform Mars; or live a Cpt. Kirk-esque life of exploration, battle and the shagging of hot alien babes.
Your email address seems to be broken. venona.com claims "User unknown".
That sounds like anyone with venture capital.
1. lunatice prince with a gun platform
2. ???
3. Profit!
Xix.
"Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
Actually we never annexed Guantanamo Bay from Cuba. The U.S. Naval base there was obtained (and paid for) through a lease agreement with Cuba in 1903, and updated to perpetual lease status in a treaty in 1934. It can only be nullified if both countries agree, or if the U.S. vacates the area.
H ISCHP3.HTM
These days, it is a source of great irritation to Castro's government that Cuba ever signed such an agreement with the U.S. That's why our Marines down there are always at a high state of readiness.
http://www.nsgtmo.navy.mil/gazette/History_64-82/