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  1. Re:Two space probes enter a bar... on Mars Express launch today · · Score: -1, Troll

    oh do fuck off

  2. Re:Uhm.... on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    What the fuck are you jabbering about? Muppets don't have ANY muscles, let alone special "spinning" ones.

  3. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    We?

    Oh come on, it's not like you've got any friends, is it?

  4. Re:father figure on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 1

    I hope it's not fucking ANYONE, it might get annoyed at the disturbance.

  5. RESCENT? on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 1

    What the fuck kind of crapulous spellchecker let this one through?

    Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that the Slashdot editors don't actually USE the cocoaspell service that's part of the OS on their shiny Ti books.

  6. Re:Give credit where its due on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    Voyager was ace - it doesn't even deserve to be considered alongside the other Shit Trek series'. Good ship, good situation, OK aliens, great crew (OK, except fucking Neelix), lovely girls.

    It's Star Trek for people who hate Star Trek!

  7. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    Why aren't you dead yet?

  8. Re:well done on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    it's DEFINITELY you fucking moron

  9. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    I will, if you want.

  10. Re:Holy lack of engine tuners! on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    He said it was 6000 lbs, right? That's 2.724 tonnes by my calculations, stick an American behind the wheel and that's 3 tonnes right there! Sure, I don't know exactly what an Integra weighs, but I'll bet it's around 1250kg tops - our second car is a Mazda Xedos 6 which weighs less than that - and it's got a V6.

  11. Re:Holy lack of engine tuners! on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT FOR BIG DISPLACEMENT

    yes there is, it's called supercharging

    I enjoyed your idiotic wank fantasy, though - particularly the idea that you'd "Dino'd" it and how large your torque figure is (yet you never mentioned your clutch or gearbox mods...). A 3 tonne car with 600 hp? Sounds like a 1 tonne car with 200 hp could crush it to me...

  12. Re:Oh get real... on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    "an actual sports car, ala Z06, Dodge Viper, BMW Z8,"

    these are NOT sports cars, they are GTs (except the Viper, which is just a bad joke).

  13. Re:Holy lack of engine tuners! on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 0, Troll

    you fucking twat

  14. Re:He can't afford the accomodation on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    "I never understood why people work in London"

    Then you've obviously never really SEEN London :-]

  15. Re:Try the banks on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    "What could you do with two or three extra hours a day, 10-15 hours a week??? Read books. Watch films. Learn to play guitar. Study a martial art. Spend time with friends. Take a class at your local college. Write poetry. Play with the dog. Play volleyball. Volunteer for some cause you think is important."

    I'd probably take you more seriously here if you weren't (like me) wasting your time at Slashdot instead of saving the whale (or whatever) that would obviously be a better fit for your ambitions.

  16. Re:Work barriers... on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    Or, indeed, the Amyl Nitrate I was subjected to continuously all the way from Trafalgar Square to fucking CROYDON.

  17. Re:Try the banks on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    Yep, it takes about half an hour on the train to Marylebone from Amersham (though it's NOT reliable or comfortable), 45mins to CG. Unfortunately, I commute to work with my girlfriend (who works in Camden), so replacing the car with the train for us would mean spending somewhere between £15 to £20 per DAY, where we currently put around £35 worth of fuel in the car per WEEK for the same result.

    The train doesn't even compete it is SO expensive, and you still need a car to live the rest of your life anyway!

  18. Re:He can't afford the accomodation on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    laugh it up, you'll probably fing 25 towns in the USA that are named after them...

  19. Re:out of London on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    "Give me trains any day - you can read, sleep, finish that last minute report"

    And what magic railway would this be? Cars win every time for me.

  20. Re:I work remotely sometimes on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    What about IP traffic jams?

  21. Re:He can't afford the accomodation on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    shitty boroughs don't count - no-one wants to live in Streatham or Tooting.

  22. Re:Nor can we on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, that average salary is a pretty meaningless number. The MAJORITY of people earn significantly less.

  23. Re:He can't afford the accomodation on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 1

    I used to have a ONE bedroom flat in Great Titchfield St in Westminster - it took me about 15minutes to walk to work. That flat cost slightly less than my current 3 bedroom house in Amersham, though it does take me an extra 45mins to get to work...

    still, they collect the rubbish 2 or 3 times a day in Westminster...

  24. Re:Try the banks on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in Amersham, and it takes me about an hour each way into London in my car each day (I work in Covent Garden). I don't really see any problems with this kind of commuting - I don't need to get up particularly early (I need to be in the office by 09:30, so I leave around 08:00) and I usually get home at around 19:15.

    I've considered teleworking (possible for maybe 30% of my work), but I ENJOY London and all it's facilities, I don't want to be stuck in a small town (even a nice one like Amersham or Marlow) all of the time. You've got to ask yourself, what would you DO with that extra 2 or 3 hours? I'm pretty sure I'd just waste it myself.

  25. Re:Koreanglish on YOPY Arrives · · Score: 1

    I was talking about their English skillz