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Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards

zoobaby writes "MTV has given the LoTR franchise credit for spectactular work with Gollum. After being snubbed by the Academy Awards, it is nice to see recognition given to one of the most expressive and best acted roles in recent films."

271 comments

  1. Oscar... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's myy precioussss, it is... Nasty Yoda can't haves it, Noooo....

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    1. Re:Oscar... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      OMG, it's Highlander for muppets/cgi puppets -- there can be only one!

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    2. Re:Oscar... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Gollum, selfish you are. Part with it you shall! [whoosh from lightsabre]

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  2. Uhm.... by Eyston · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is obviously keeping up with the 'shiny things' network.

    Giving Gollum some recognition is great and all, but when he wins it jointly with the little guy who jumped around like sonic the hedge hog wielding a light saber, it is lacking credibility. It is obviously the 'digital characters are cool' award.

    -Eyston

    1. Re:Uhm.... by lvdrproject · · Score: 1
      Yeah, really. I've never heard of anybody that didn't like LOTR, and it seems like every other guy on the Internet is obsessed with Gollum. The fact that MTV gave an award for him is just kind of like "... Yeah? So?".

      Aside from that, there's no issue of "lacking credibility". You're talking about MTV here. Credibility == money.

    2. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      it is lacking credibility.

      >>> mtv.credibility

      AttributeError: class mtv has no attribute 'credibilty'

      (no class either, but Python fails to recognize that)

    3. Re:Uhm.... by Achoi77 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Giving Gollum some recognition is great and all, but when he wins it jointly with the little guy who jumped around like sonic the hedge hog wielding a light saber, it is lacking credibility.

      Yoda didn't win for virtual peformance, he won an award for 'best fight scene.' So him spinning around with a lightsabre was what got him that award in the first place.

      Personally I didn't think that lightsabre scene was as sacreligious as people claim it to be. If you take a real close look, you'll see that Yoda doesn't do as many blender-style-720-degree spins as his lightsabre movements imply. While he is spinning, he's also moving the lightsabre in the same direction, giving him more speed and force. I've seen enough Kali/Eskrima classes and demonstrations to be convinced that sometimes even the most simple movements can look overwhelming.

      On a side note, I've also heard stories about an 80 year old Kali master who was able to hold his own against 3 young men in their 20's.

      Basically Yoda's movements aren't necessarily impossible - difficult yes, but not impossible. If you wanna see impossible, wait for that scene where you see Neo spinning around like a top with that pole when he fights those Smiths. And flies away at the same time. And accelerates his spinning.

    4. Re:Uhm.... by bigbadunix · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%, however, what about the creators? Those are the guys who really deserve the recognition for all of the hard work they've done, huh?

      Again, only my opinion, and I'm dumb.

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    5. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're only above Yoda. The academy is above Yoda and Gollum.
      Different levels of pompousness. Interesting.

    6. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, Yoda is too old for this award. But there is another .. Clippy Skywalker.

    7. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wanna see impossible, wait for that scene where you see Neo spinning around like a top with that pole when he fights those Smiths. And flies away at the same time. And accelerates his spinning.

      Yes, and this is internally constent with the first film:

      "This is the sparring program. It is similar to the programmed reality of the Matrix. It is like any computer system. There are rules which govern it. Like the law of gravity. Some rules can be bent. Some can be broken. Do you understand?"
      -- Morpheus

    8. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      violating the laws of physics in a **virtual** world? You're right, that's ridiculous!

    9. Re:Uhm.... by csguy314 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      he won an award for 'best fight scene.' So him spinning around with a lightsabre was what got him that award in the first place. Personally I didn't think that lightsabre scene was as sacreligious as people claim it to be.

      Well I don't know about anyone else, but I always thought it would have been much more interesting if Yoda fought Tyranus by just kinda standing there and controlling his lightsabre with the force.
      Watching Tyranus fight a phantom lightsabre would have been pretty cool, and you'd really know Yoda was a kickass Jedi master....

      this post is off topic...

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    10. Re:Uhm.... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you wanna see impossible, wait for that scene where you see Neo spinning around like a top with that pole when he fights those Smiths. And flies away at the same time. And accelerates his spinning.
      But if he jumped really hard while spinning and holding the pole out at arm's length, he could bring the pole in close to his chest, thereby in order to preserve the angular momentum the rate of rotation would need to increase. Or, uh... I guess it could be done on computers. Ahem.
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    11. Re:Uhm.... by Nazmun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mostly good points but does neo really count? I mean it's not in the 'real' world but rather a simulation of earth now. The guy even flies :)

      Also about yoda... what if he wasn't using just his muscles for all that movement? what if he was using the force... the war could be over tomorrow... (slaps self out of matrix)

      I meant he's THE jedi master and he can move objects many times his wait by manipulating the force. I'm not a huge star wars buff but can't he manipulate the force around him to move his body or simply aid them in some way?

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    12. Re:Uhm.... by petsounds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lucas based his Jedis on Japanese samurai, especially as he was greatly influenced by Kurosawa's samurai films such as The Hidden Fortress. The fighting style of the samurai was based on efficient, effortless and movements designed to fit the task at hand. So it was completely ridiculous, and against the samurai way that Lucas stol..er..integrated into Star Wars to have Yoda, the Jedi master (aka the big kahuna samurai), spinning around like a top. All that wasted energy. And did he even hit his opponent with all that flash? Nope.

    13. Re:Uhm.... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      It might be wasted energy for a human to spin round quickly, but Yoda is not human. Perhaps his species has specially adapted spinning muscles.

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    14. Re:Uhm.... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      What the fuck are you jabbering about? Muppets don't have ANY muscles, let alone special "spinning" ones.

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    15. Re:Uhm.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      don't confuse yoda with a muppet. muppets are a form of the classical art of puppeteering.

      Yoda is simply a guyout of a pc.

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    16. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giving Gollum some recognition is great and all, but when he wins it jointly with the little guy who jumped around like sonic the hedge hog wielding a light saber, it is lacking credibility. It is obviously the 'digital characters are cool' award.

      You are obviously a nerd.

    17. Re:Uhm.... by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but have you actually seen the 80yr old do it? It's not by blinding speed. It's by judicious application of force at where the master knows the young men are vulnerable...

    18. Re:Uhm.... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Uh, It is never by blinding speed. It is always by moving just faster enough.

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    19. Re:Uhm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the sun is hot. What was your point again? Was that a failed attempt at an insult or something?

    20. Re:Uhm.... by zonker · · Score: 0

      This is obviously keeping up with the 'shiny things' network.

      master yoda doesn't want his bling-bling stoled, yo.

  3. No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some of us might have actually enjoyed watching the goddamn awards without knowing who wins beforehand. The show isnt even aired til June 5th. Once again Slashdot Editors, thank you for spoiling another (Circle one: TV Show, Movie, Game Ending).

    1. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Eyston · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bit of advice. Next time use AC to post that you wanted to watch the MTV awards.

      -Eyston

    2. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic



      Bit of my dick: Suck it.

      Love, Phosphor3k

    3. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      I believe the quoted CNN story already spoiled it. The headline/story here was only reporting information that was freely available elsewhere.

      Are you going to bitch at CNN as well?

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    4. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I will, if you want.

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    5. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, we had bets you would have complained already. After all, you complain about everything else like spelling, grammar, etc.

    6. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dick tastes good. Mmmm... yummy dick! With much love and a soiled face, Eyston

    7. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      We?

      Oh come on, it's not like you've got any friends, is it?

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    8. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      some others never would have watched it at all if cnn hadn't told that tatu are stripping.... again :-)

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    9. Re:No SPOILER WARNING!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And waste the +3 funny? Looks like you didn't try either...

  4. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...it is nice to see recognition given to one of the most expressive and best acted roles in recent films.

    Its probably a lot easier to be yourself when you know its never going to hit film (your face).

    Perhaps acting could become even better in the future, still done by humans, but mapped over with different faces?

    With acting you have to let yourself go. I think actors still hold something back though and aren't 100% of what they could be.

    1. Re:Interesting by coldmexican · · Score: 1

      Like ractives? Read The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson. He touches on that very subject.

    2. Re:Interesting by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      With acting you have to let yourself go. I think actors still hold something back though and aren't 100% of what they could be.

      This would explain Natalie Portman's nosedive in acting ability in both Star Wars films. Not that it matters much, she's still a hot babe....

      Max

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  5. Care for a Spoiler Warning? by Mononoke · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Hey! How am I supposed to remain excited to watch the show on Thursday night (when it first airs) if you're gonna give away all the secrets??

    (It's a joke. Laugh.)

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    1. Re:Care for a Spoiler Warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laughter is reserved only to be used on comments containing humour. This comment does not meet the specified criteria.

    2. Re:Care for a Spoiler Warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News Flash: If you have to be told to laugh, it isn't funny.

  6. besides.. by TCM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eminem got awarded for best male role and said: "I can't believe I beat Mariah for 'Glitter'".

    While I can't believe it either it still puzzles me.

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    1. Re:besides.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He said that when he won for 'Break Thru Performance'

      When he won for best male, he said 'I won male, I won male, I won male'

    2. Re:besides.. by TCM · · Score: 1

      You are right. He said "I got male, I got male, I got male, I got male" though.

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    3. Re:besides.. by murgee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Certainly puts this Pet Shop Boys song into perspective.

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    4. Re:besides.. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting. I guess I was surprised he got the award for best male role. Eminem always looked pretty girly to me.

    5. Re:besides.. by bludstone · · Score: 1

      My guess would be is that its because he is a dumbass.

      But thats just a guess, I dont know the guy.

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  7. WTF? by JiMbOb_ka · · Score: 5, Funny

    First the Aimee Deep Story and now this MTV story...if this turns into a Teeny Bopper website, I am so out of here...

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the Buffy stories are finally over.

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for that, I'm going to submit a Spike Debuts on Angel story in the fall! Ha ha!

    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least the Buffy stories are finally over.

      At least until /. picks up on The erotic adventures of Buffy and Evil Willow

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're my personal hero.

    5. Re:WTF? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      oh, like, you know, totally!

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    6. Re:WTF? by DrMrLordX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why you have to go and make things so complicated?

  8. fuck cgi gollum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    they should just have cast Christopher Walken as gollum.

    1. Re:fuck cgi gollum by phelddagrif · · Score: 1

      yeah because he's oh so limber, and flexible.. Christopher Walken is a great actor, but would be the worst Gollum ever, imagine, a 6ft tall gollum that's not so bendy, and more wraith like..

    2. Re:fuck cgi gollum by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      too fvcking right they should.

    3. Re:fuck cgi gollum by Catnapster · · Score: 5, Funny

      I disagree.

      Nobody wants to see Christopher Walken dressed only in a loincloth.

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    4. Re:fuck cgi gollum by hashbrownie · · Score: 2, Funny
      they should just have cast Christopher Walken as gollum.

      Yesss .... cowbell precious ... precious cowbell is to Gollum ...

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    5. Re:fuck cgi gollum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Twist that little switch in your brain. Imagine Jar Jar Binks instead of Gollum. It still works almost the same, doesn't it? "Meesa *sneeka*!"

      Regardless of the technology, a hand puppet still has someone's fingers up its bum.

    6. Re:fuck cgi gollum by glib909 · · Score: 1

      they should just have cast Christopher Walken as gollum.

      Actually, Christopher Walken was considered for the role, but when Peter Jackson found out about Christopher Walken's hot dog cravings, he chose to do it in CGI instead ;-) http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/walkeninla.html

      But I do agree, Christopher Walken couldve pulled off a decent gollum ... thinking back to his role in Sleepy Hollow. Something along those lines, but gollum-ish would've worked.

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    7. Re:fuck cgi gollum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cuz I really don't care to see where he keeps his watch.

  9. I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by Limburgher · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . .then the emereror has already won.

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    1. Re:I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, there is another...

    2. Re:I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Well, Palpatine is a bit more expressive than a little green sockpuppet.

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    3. Re:I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, Fozzy Bear Skywalker?

    4. Re:I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > What, Fozzy Bear Skywalker?

      Wokka Wokka, Motha Focka'

    5. Re:I'm afraid if Yoda is passed over. . . by unicron · · Score: 1

      What's an emereror?

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  10. Sarcasm? by Telastyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see how recognition by a network known for not knowing the difference between art and a hole in the wall is in any way complimentary...

    1. Re:Sarcasm? by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Moderation +2
      100% Down With Big Business
      Extra 'Down With Big Business' Modifier 0 (Edit)
      Total Score: 3

      You conform to noncomformity. You follow the the loner. You critisize all that is popular to impress your unpopular peers. You... are a Slashdotter.

  11. I beg the submitter's pardon! by Kappelmeister · · Score: 4, Informative

    The LOTR makers' work on Gollum was not snubbed by the academy. They did not make Serkis eligible for an Oscar, but they gave the Oscar for visual effects to the WETA team, and (IIRC) showed a Gollum clip as they were walking to the stage.

  12. Gollum sucked by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about you guys, but I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time. In every movie it looks so obvious that there was CGI used that it almost ruins the movie for me.

    Even movies from the 80's that used blue screens for everything looked more realistic than today's CGI aided movies, CGI just isn't advanced enough yet to be convincing. You also can't reproduce the human touch of make-up and hand produced costumes you get with using real actors.

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    1. Re:Gollum sucked by www.microsoft.com · · Score: 1

      I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time.

      Are you sure?
      CGI are prety ... real.

    2. Re:Gollum sucked by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't know about you guys, but I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time. In every movie it looks so obvious that there was CGI used that it almost ruins the movie for me.

      It's not that you can't tell that it's CG, it's that it's done in a way that you don't care that it's CG. It's obvious from the looks of him that Gollum doesn't really exist, but then again, hobbits don't exist but we're willing to accept them as characters. It was the natural nature of Gollum's movement that allowed someone to accept him as a character, to the point that (some) people cared about him. You can put people in costumes in front of a bluescreen, but if they can't convey a sense of their characters (through acting) then they're no better than Jar-Jar.

    3. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you only notice the bad CG. Duh. If it's good, then it doesn't look out of place, and therefore, it isn't odd from a viewer's standpoint.

    4. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Aki model was stunningly detailed. Her skin, and eyes were good, but her hair was magnificent! Now if only they had made their hands and facial expressions look more natural, it would have been almost believable.

      What's really funny is that the Dawn and Dusk models look almost as good as Aki, but the former two can be rendered in real-time. Aki is, of course, a higher quality model in that she can be rendered at obscenely high resolutions and still look good, but Dawn and Dusk are amazing.

    5. Re:Gollum sucked by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but a bunch of guys in rubber suits in front of a blue screen is even less realistic than CGI work. Take Matrix Reloaded. You could definitely tell it was not Keanu in some of those scenes. But he still blended into the environment very well, and even a few shots he looked photo realistic. More importantly, there are millions of things added to scenes in recent movies that you would never have known were CG. You've just been trained over the years to accept the rubber suited monster in front of the screen, where as the new generation is being trained to accept the CGI. And as a CG artist myself, I can tell you that great strides have been made to this date.

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    6. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      befriend me if you support free speach

      No can do. I prefer to support free speech.

    7. Re:Gollum sucked by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Well said. For instance, I find the CG Yodas of the Star Wars prequels much more believable than the puppets of the original trilogy (and most of the Phantom Menace). Sure, in still shots the puppet looks better, but it's nice to be able to watch and not wish that Yoda's mouth was lipsynched (which is not the case with the puppet).

    8. Re:Gollum sucked by donglekey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know about you guys, but I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time.

      Fair enough, but just about everyone else does.

      In every movie it looks so obvious that there was CGI used that it almost ruins the movie for me

      Could you pick out all the CG in every one of the over 1000 VFX shots in Matrix Reloaded or Lord of the Rings? The answer is no, because most instances are seamless, and others are hidden very well if they aren't. You are probably talking about some instances of 3D that looks fake. Many times when visual effects do not look real it is due to budget and time contstraints like everything else.

      Even movies from the 80's that used blue screens for everything looked more realistic than today's CGI aided movies,

      It is definitly a different look, and I can understand why someone would like one over the other, but saying that 80's blue screen and optical printing is more convincing than film quality compositing and visual effects is pretty rediculous.

      CGI just isn't advanced enough yet to be convincing.

      It depends on what is being done. Trying to reproduce humans is incredibly difficult. Just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean that it can't. Just it because it can be done doesn't mean it is practical and not just a novelty. To say that CGI in general is not convincing is, quite frankly, bullshit. In just about every movie you go to, you may know where the visual effects lie in one shot, but there are 20 more that you didn't notice, I guarantee it. The movies you watch today are made possible by CGI. Deal with it.

    9. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not called training, it's called abstraction.

      The brain accepts the rubber suited monsters because they are a cheap forgery, therefore it uses a function called imagination to help fill in the blanks.

      When something looks "too perfect" the brain is suspicious and instead of filling in the blanks, it looks for mistakes.

      Shit, even the matrix addressed this issue man, we rejected the first matrix and are now living in the seventh because it was too perfect. Get it together, we are all dying like BSD. Therefore you must aquit.

    10. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First, that image doesn't look real. It looks pretty good -- I'm referring to the graphics -- but still clearly not real.

      Second, that's a single image. In addition to the character looking real as a single image, it has to look real while moving. I felt this was Gollum's bigger weakness. It was a bigger problem in Star Wars, though.

    11. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will laugh when one day I pick up the newspaper and read a story about some smug dumb-fuck who tells somebody to "deal with it" and the other individual "deals with it" by shooting him dead.

    12. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In just about every movie you go to, you may know where the visual effects lie in one shot, but there are 20 more that you didn't notice, I guarantee it. The movies you watch today are made possible by CGI. Deal with it.

      The problem with some movies, such as LoTR and Star Wars, is that the CGI is used in situations where, with the current state of the art, they cannot look anything other than fake. There are plenty of cases where I knew CGI was used and it looked real, but using CGI for very prominent characters moving in certain ways just attracts attention. Jar Jar in ST:PM looked way too fake for me to see past; Gollum in LoTR:TT looked fake but was realistic enough for me to still enjoy the film. Granted, Gollum had a few more years of technology to work with.

    13. Re:Gollum sucked by Catnapster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with CGI isn't how it looks - the WarCraft III Human box art is as close to photorealistic as anything I've seen. No, the problem with CGI is when it starts moving. CGI in motion has issues with lights and shadows, reflection, and lifelike movement, among other things.

      Another issue is the use of "texture" images - a flat image looks photorealistic until you get close up. That's because it's a flat image, not a texture. The most obvious indicatior of CGI is clothing, because real clothes are exquisitely textured, while most moving CGI attempts to represent it as a flat image. Flat images would work if they could convey shadows, which is how you notice real-life texture anyway.

      There's also the issue of collisions. In the Matrix: Reloaded discussions, someone brought up the fact that there are instances where they used bullet-time when it seemed completely unnecessary, for instance when the Agent jumps on the car in the freeway scene. This is because high-speed collisions rendered in CGI apparently look bad, so they slowed it down.

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    14. Re:Gollum sucked by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      You can tell it's CGI when they start moving fast. The center of gravity, always shifting as limbs move, isn't quite right. The limbs themselves don't accellerate and decellerate at the correct rates that muscles and arm mass would dictate, and also thus don't look quite right.

      Witness some of the silly looking Jar Jar, especially when he dives into water, or the complete idiocy of "The Goblin" in that godawful Spiderman movie, as he leaps onto his flier and so on.

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    15. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There IS a problem with CG, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.

      Rubber suits move realistically and reflect light and shadow the way any other real object does. CG has not yet approached that level of realism. Most surfaces appear far too smooth to be real, and reflect too much light, giving most objects a metallic appearance.

      Physics in the CG world is difficult to do correctly as well. CG generally moves far too smoothly to be realistic as well. Organic muscles tend to be a little jerky for most movements, and this isn't usually reflected in the computer world.

      Take a look at The Mummy for an example of CG ruining a movie. The Mummy itself and those scarab beetles in particular. Those two effects would have been FAR better if traditional methods were used instead.

      Now, I'm not saying CG doesn't have a place in movies. It's great for explosions and a lot of effects, and for backgound detail like buildings, weather, landscape, etc. it is usually indistinguishable from the real thing. But for main characters, or something you get a real close look at, it still looks less realistic than the "rubber suit" approach.

    16. Re:Gollum sucked by jcdick1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Hulk is a good example, as well, of movement being "too smooth." In the trailer, the CGI Hulk looks like a giant green animated Jell-o mold.

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      What?
    17. Re:Gollum sucked by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Even thought the CGI is pretty obvious in most cases, the alternative tends to be even worse. Although there are times when the CGI is pretty darned good: Stargate SG-1, for instance, despite the low budget, manages to do an incredible job with special effects, so much so that it really does look like enemy fighters are flying overhead, etc.

      And this doesn't take into account entirely computer-animated movies, which I happen to like. An example being Final Fantasy, where the animation was never *supposed* to be photorealistic (although, predictably, people complained that it wasn't).

      Max

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    18. Re:Gollum sucked by SynKKnyS · · Score: 1

      They actually used a puppet for the close-up scenes.

    19. Re:Gollum sucked by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you guys, but I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time. In every movie it looks so obvious that there was CGI used that it almost ruins the movie for me.

      Yeah, even 70 years later, that big monkey still looks cheezy.

      (And I think he should have been given a Retro award before Yoda and Gollum.)

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    20. Re:Gollum sucked by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Even movies from the 80's that used blue screens for everything looked more realistic than today's CGI aided movies,

      "Looked" or "looks"? I remember as a kid that Superman "looked" more realistic than Gollum "looked" to me as an adult. However, when I view Superman now, it "looks" less realistic than Gollum. Seriously, as a kid, I didn't look to see if the effects looked fake, I just believed in them. I look back at old movies now and effects that I thought were amazing at the time look terrible to me now.

      That said, well done CGI (Jurassic Park) looks better than quickie CGI (Spiderman).

    21. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at The Mummy for an example of CG ruining a movie.

      Oh yeah, it was the bad CG that ruined THAT all-time classic.

    22. Re:Gollum sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will probably be you. Deal with it.

    23. Re:Gollum sucked by MadJo · · Score: 1

      Ever seen the matrix scene where Neo is fighting those hundreds of Agents Smiths for the first time?
      I couldn't really see the difference between real and CG there, although it was done in CG almost completely...
      I agree that in some movies it is done real bad, at least the image-quality, but on the whole I think that most CG-teams are really doing great jobs.
      And if you don't use a technique, how do you think it can evolve into something better?

  13. well done by hatrisc · · Score: 1

    with the work that those people did on yoda and gollum they definatly deserve EVERY award they get. they'd both better win, or i'm boycotting mtv. (well actually i am anyway)

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    1. Re:well done by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      it's DEFINITELY you fucking moron

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    2. Re:well done by hatrisc · · Score: 1

      who the hell cares if i can't spell? is it your problem? nope. and isn't your comment kind of redundant? please mod him down.

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  14. Hmmm? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    My presssssshious ssssslashdot thwarted my tv watching ssssssschedule, they did.

    (ok, was that a good merging of the two?)

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  15. award given? by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i wonder how protective gollum would be of his new precious.

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  16. Give credit where its due by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The guy who played gollum, yes there actually was a guy in a suit and his name was Andy Serkis, deserves all kinds of credit. He did a marvelous job bringing the character to life. If you look Neo for example, he was basically cg the whole movie anyways. They had other fighters/actors in suits with the little balls at every joint and they pasted his face on the body.

    SCI-FI movies esp need more cg characters to bring the world to life. Why is every species in star trek is just like a human. Wouldn't it be neater to see a different variety?

    Any one seen simone lately?

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    1. Re:Give credit where its due by Malfourmed · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The guy who played gollum, yes there actually was a guy in a suit and his name was Andy Serkis, deserves all kinds of credit. He did a marvelous job bringing the character to life. If you look Neo for example, he was basically cg the whole movie anyways.
      And nobody's going to nominate Keanu Reeves for an acting Oscar either.

      (One exception: He was very good in The Gift.)

    2. Re:Give credit where its due by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 1

      I really liked Keanu in River's Edge...

      Crispen Glover and Dennis Hopper made this movie one of Keanu's best ever...

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    3. Re:Give credit where its due by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>SCI-FI movies esp need more cg characters to bring the world to life. Why is every species in star trek is just like a human. Wouldn't it be neater to see a different variety?

      Which is exactly why I found Voyager's Speciaes 8472 to be so refreshing. That Preying-Mantis meets ET look was pheonominal (IMHO). It's the one thing Voyager got right.

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    4. Re:Give credit where its due by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Voyager was ace - it doesn't even deserve to be considered alongside the other Shit Trek series'. Good ship, good situation, OK aliens, great crew (OK, except fucking Neelix), lovely girls.

      It's Star Trek for people who hate Star Trek!

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    5. Re:Give credit where its due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, except that cgi sucked

    6. Re:Give credit where its due by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Um... It's exactly the same process used. Or do you think Serkis really looks like Gollum? :P

      The difference of course is that the digital Neo just fights at high speed while the digital Gollum has many close-up/dramatic scenes, but it's still the same motion-capture technology.

    7. Re:Give credit where its due by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you look Neo for example, he was basically cg the whole movie anyways.

      Well duh, Keanu Reeves is a CG actor. I mean it's pretty obvious, the lack of facial expressions and the fact that it looks like there's something fundamentaly wrong any time he's on the screen. He was basically a very early attempt at a fully CG character, I mean even Toy Story has more human seeming characters. Also if you conside...
      huh...
      WTF do you mean he's real?!? ...

      Ahhh he a robot like R2D2 and C3P0!!
      Ohh a human being I see...

      Yeah! And wrestling is a real sport and and Linux copied SCO's code, riiight
      *snicker*

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    8. Re:Give credit where its due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably budgetary/time constraints of weekly episodes.

    9. Re:Give credit where its due by rikkards · · Score: 1

      His acting in Bill and Ted's and Point Break was so good it almost was like he was a natural for these movies :)

      Seriously though I think the reason he fit in so well the role of Neo was because his lines were so minimal.

    10. Re:Give credit where its due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dude, it's the dharma."

    11. Re:Give credit where its due by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      Well duh, Keanu Reeves is a CG actor.

      <futurama>Calculon: I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!</futurama>

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    12. Re:Give credit where its due by 73SSNova · · Score: 1

      YES! I will give credit where it is due! I think Steve Buscemi did an excellent job bringing the character Gollum to life. If not just for the inspiration....

      (ok, am i the ONLY ONE who thinks Gollum looks EXACTLY like Steve Buscemi?)

      ~Matt

    13. Re:Give credit where its due by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Well duh, Keanu Reeves is a CG actor.

      Yeah, but did you notice that Reloaded used Version 2? This one can do polysyllabic words.

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  17. Strange thing it is! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yoda appeared on a giant screen to accept the honor and spoke in his signature circuitous manner.

    "Hmmm ... grateful am I to this award receive. To win, I did not expect," he said. "Promise myself cry I would not."

    He went on to thank supporters ranging from "Star Wars" creator George Lucas to Wookie Chewbacca, Vin Diesel, space monster Greedo and actor Steve Guttenberg.

    He didn't expect it? Boy, that rendering farm and the voice actors sure must work in a hurry to produce a rendered imagine complete with voice acting in such a hurry! You'd almost think this is a huge show, a spectacle aimed at enriching those with the largest marketing/SFX budget! Almost like the gollum thing further on in the article:

    Then, the emaciated Gollum clamored over to snatch the trophy from Serkis' hands.

    "You're a liar and a thief," Gollum hissed. "It's mine!"

    Gollum went on to deliver an expletive-filled tirade against the filmmakers, actors, MTV and audience, while Serkis stood by looking embarrassed.

    Come on people, we're talking about the MTV awards here, brought to us by MTV; the epitomy of modern pop and hype culture. We're talking about something hosted by a TV station aimed at 14 year old girls who faint at the sight of $current_hip_boyband and wish to be like $cheap_spicegirls_knock_off while flooding the rest of the market with artists like $random_teen_chick and $overhyped_guy_who_looks_gay ...

    1. Re:Strange thing it is! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Come on people, we're talking about the MTV awards here, brought to us by MTV; the epitomy of modern pop and hype culture. We're talking about something hosted by a TV station aimed at 14 year old girls who faint at the sight of $current_hip_boyband and wish to be like $cheap_spicegirls_knock_off while flooding the rest of the market with artists like $random_teen_chick and $overhyped_guy_who_looks_gay.

      Bring back Aeon Flux!

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    2. Re:Strange thing it is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Come on people, we're talking about the MTV awards here, brought to us by MTV; the epitomy of modern pop and hype culture blather blather..."

      Congratulations, you've successfully established that yes, we are talking about MTV. Of course, that's established right in the article headline. Were you originally planning to make a point somewhere in there, too?

      Gee, something that was written and prepared in an attempt to look spontaneous, that never, ever happened in showbiz before MTV came along. Oh those corruptors of innocent television gimmicks. Give me a freakin' break.

    3. Re:Strange thing it is! by Metroid72 · · Score: 1

      Come on people, we're talking about the MTV awards here, brought to us by MTV; the epitomy of modern pop and hype culture. We're talking about something hosted by a TV station aimed at 14 year old girls who faint at the sight of $current_hip_boyband and wish to be like $cheap_spicegirls_knock_off while flooding the rest of the market with artists like $random_teen_chick and $overhyped_guy_who_looks_gay ... Hmmm... the perfect formula to make money!!!

  18. Indeed by tomakaan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gollum was a great character. Yeah, the camera work back and forth may have been a little too much, but I think that's a great way for Gollum to be depicted. His split personality was shown greatly and that is the one thing I am actually looking forward to in the third movie since they already messed with the storyline so much!

  19. Here comes MTV by Agent+Deepshit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look at all the pointless first posts, this submission must have attracted the MTV crowd. I played right into it. Shit.

  20. Re:Sure... by SamBC · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ah but he does very much exist... Andy Serkis is a graduate of my very own Lancaster University and did a very marvelous job of portraying gollum.

    The animators used actual footage of Serkis acting out the role in a silly skintight body stocking, and the voice is all him. I am particularly impressed by gollum's dialogue with himself

  21. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't have a split personality in the book. Maybe he was at ends with himself and conflicted, but leave it to Hollywood to encapsulate the original writing in a way most modern idiots could understand or appreciate.

    1. Re:but... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Uh perhaps you read a different book than I did, but when Sam overhears Smeagol and Gollum arguing, Using different voices, thats about as split as you get.

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  22. Bored of the Rings.... by LamerX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is anyone sick of hearing of Lord of the Rings... Does anyone care that CGI is taking over film, and that nobody is putting effort into special effects anymore? Why I remember back in the day, when it used to be really cool to see stuff, even if it looked a little fake, that was done. Now it's like, "That's too much effort, lets toss some CGI in there for this scene." Same with the Matrix Reloaded, the fight scene with Neo and the Agent Smiths. Obviously they thought that the first movie was cool with the spinny effects (which it was) so they'd better put more spinny effects in there. Only we want to do it really cool without spending a lot of money, so lets just replace the entire scene, actors, backgrounds, etc with computer animation and solve the ingeneuity problem. Yes ingeneuity, figuring out how to make a scene come to life with real people. Something that movies these days are starting to seriously lack.

    1. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, like that guy from Forrest Gump. They should have sawed his legs off instead of using CG. CG is just for studios who have no imagination and "want to do it really cool without spending a lot of money". You know, final fantasy cost next to nothing because they used CG. And the fact that the FX budget for the Matrix was $200 million was just a lie.

      I agree with your post just as much as OJ is 110% not-guilty.

    2. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really starting to appreciate the classic stop action special effects of George Pal and others of his era. Even the original King Kong. I suppose they look "fake" to some highly critical people. But I find them very artful, well done, and utterly fascinating and beautiful.

    3. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by sylvester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, right. Reloaded was sure stingy on the effect. Like, geez. Only $100 mill. wtf.

      Choice snippets:

      o A 17-minute battle sequence alone cost over $40 million.

      o The 1.4-mile, three-lane loop highway was built specifically for the chase scene on the decommissioned Alameda Point Navy Base at a cost of around $30 million. It was destroyed when filming was complete.

      o It was reported that Keanu Reeves volunteered to give up a claim to a share of ticket sales amounting to around $38 million when producers feared that the film would never recoup the cost of the special effects.

      o The special effects cost $100 million U.S.

    4. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      ingenuity schmingenuity! It takes ingenuity to figure out how to do computer animation as well, and most of the time it just looks better than stupid optical tricks. The special effects "industry" is around 35 - 40 years old now... there is no ingenuity, only shortcuts and gimmicks that have been used for years... the real progress is coming in the form of technical advancements with computer effects.

      But as much as you like to think that all special fx companies do these days is plug film into a computer and add 3d things, you're wrong. I read that in Star Wars: Ep 2, the way they created the waterfalls in the background was by filming salt coming out of a container... not by created a water simulator and doing it all in 3d... that's ingenuity for you. It's not about plugging it all in the computer and fixing it, it's about making the effect for as cheap as possible and salt is cheaper than cg water simulators, but cg effects are usually cheaper than the other alternatives.

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    5. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by LamerX · · Score: 1

      Listen up...

      The scene I was talking about was COMPLETE CGI. I'm not talking about taking little bits and using CGI. Guess what? In Forrest Gump, the actor still had to ACT like he had no legs. They didn't completely replace him like they replaced Keanu in Matrix Reloaded.

    6. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The special effects cost $100 million U.S.
      And they're still fucking gay.
    7. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Vip · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point.

      "... figuring out how to make a scene come to life with real people."

      Instead of using CGI and other effects to replace the actors, it's much more difficult (now) to use real actors and stuntmen and pull off the same effect. For me, when the actors or stuntmen are doing the stunts, it makes it much more entertaining.

      That's what attracts me to the original Matrix. In
      that one there was more emphasis on the actors doing their stunts instead of computers. In Reloaded the actors are replaced by CGI.

      Same thing holds for Mortal Kombat I and II. In the first the actors/stuntmen did it all, in the second it just went to computers.

      Vip

    8. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by bigdavex · · Score: 1
      I find imdb's phrasing with the passive voice incredible. "It was reported that Keanu Reeves volunteered to give up a claim to a share of ticket sales amounting to around $38 million when producers feared that the film would never recoup the cost of the special effects." It was report by whom? Someone who thinks Reeves is a moron, apparently. The film made almost that the first weekend:


      The Warner Bros. sequel to 1999's "The Matrix" took in an estimated $93.3 million from Friday through Sunday, capturing 59.8 percent of the total gross of the weekend's top 12 films, according to studio estimates.

      The original film grossed more than $400 million. I'd bet that they expect to (and will) make a truck-load of money on this film.
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    9. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by thefogger · · Score: 1

      LotR was less CGI than most people believe... Peter Jackson is very fond of minatures and used them for almost everything in the movie. Rivendell, Isengard, Moria, Lothlorien - all "huge" miniatures. If you want to gripe about CGI then LotR is not the movie you're looking for. Peter Jackson just uses the right tools for the job, and for Gollum CGI was the only way to go - a guy in a suit would've looked more than "a little fake". It still did look fake anyways, so you should be happy.

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    10. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      The highway was not destroyed. It's set to become a recuring set on WB productions, including television shows.

    11. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Yorrike · · Score: 1
      And to back this up, Peter is currently scoping out a few parks here in Wellington in which to build a miniture replica of 1920's New York, for the filming of King Kong.

      That's going to be quite impressive once it's finished.

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    12. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
      Let me quote from a newspaper article:
      • After the production team moved on to Australia, the concrete from the freeway was ground up for use as road base. The lumber was shipped to Mexico for building low-income housing, the foam cave broken down to become building insulation.

    13. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by thynk · · Score: 1

      The scene I was talking about was COMPLETE CGI. I'm not talking about taking little bits and using CGI. Guess what? In Forrest Gump, the actor still had to ACT like he had no legs. They didn't completely replace him like they replaced Keanu in Matrix Reloaded.

      Intersting point. I'm suprised that no one has thought up (or that I haven't read on /.) that time spent in the Matrix reality *IS* a CGI. I wonder if they used as much CGI in the Matrix part of the film to widen the gap between what is susposed to be real and what we think is real.

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    14. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is for you?

    15. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by aziraphale · · Score: 1

      Actually, I saw a snip of an interview with Keanu, and he was commenting on how difficult it was to act for the facial captures used to put his face on the CGI Keanu in some of the fight sequences. Strapped into a chair with a camera inches from his face, with Wachowskis shouting 'okay, now you're kicking him. Now he punches you in the gut. Now you're landing.'

      Sounds like an interesting acting challenge for me, and one that even Keanu stepped up to pretty well - watch Neo's face in those sequences, and you'll see some very well synched facial expressions.

      You're just pissed cos Keanu Reeves didn't spend six months training to actually learn how to fly for this movie.

    16. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you would agree that spending a lot of money doesn't make effects creative or interesting. I've been thinking about the action in the current Matrix product (MR), and it seems like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is the end of action movies. What does Trinity believe that's different from say, what Niobe believes, and how does that difference show up in how they fight or what they do? How are any of the characters different from each other, and where do these differences manifest themselves in the action? I think they do not at all. I could be wrong, and I'd love someone to explain that to me so I can watch the movie again and like it. I want the movie to be good but I don't think it was.

      None of this would bother me if MR didn't think of itself as philosophically interesting. The beliefs of each character are supposed to be crucial to the way the events in the world unfold. There's no point in having people sit around using vocabulary you find in philosophy and then later go and employ standard movie action. Morpheus is rolling around on top of a truck when he notices his sword is still in the side? That's just so boring. Finding a weapon lying on the ground shouldn't be what gives Morpheus his edge.

      I'm thinking the grandparent post is decrying the waste inherent in large effects budgets and the way CGI erodes the power of a movie. I hope I didn't get that part wrong.

      Ravi

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    17. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw come on, even a redneck hairy bumfuck like you must appreciate all the killing and violence... Or are you still projecting, hm?

    18. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by HopeUnknown · · Score: 1
      Now it's like, "That's too much effort, lets toss some CGI in there for this scene."

      I don't believe that creative directors like the Wachowski brothers are being lazy...did you ever consider that the only way to make a convincing fight scene with 100 clones was to do it in CG?

  23. Huh? What about Jar Jar!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    *runs*

  24. Gollum as one Actor. by lostchicken · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some people have said that having Serkis as the actor on scene, the face actor, the expression actor and the voice actor is just a gimmic.

    This is complete rubbish. The reason that Gollum seems as real as he does is because of the connection between voice and motion that you get with every human. It is for this reason that it is always easy to tell when a voice for animation was cast before or after the animation itself was complete.

    If I walked around with somebody else's voice all day, I would seem strange. Hats off to Serkis and the LotR crew for knowing this. Now we can begin to cast by acting talent, not physical attractiveness.

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    1. Re:Gollum as one Actor. by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      Now we can begin to cast by acting talent, not physical attractiveness

      For a role like gollum, I don't think attractivness could have ever been a consideration.... even without CG.

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  25. Is it really any surprise by thegrommit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While there will always be acting jobs in theatre, TV and non-Hollywood productions, is it any suprise that no acting Oscars went to a film that demonstrates actors worst nightmare - i.e. that the demand for them is about to drop?

    1. Re:Is it really any surprise by SLot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope you get modded up, because I think you are right - when Hollywood realizes that they can put more in the bank by not paying the actors - just creating their own via CGI, you will see a paradigm shift. And not a small one - what will People magazine do? Interview the creators?

      This is *so* _Little Heroes_, it's not funny, but I look forward to it.

      (but will the first open source star be stallman?)

    2. Re:Is it really any surprise by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      In your dreams. People can identify themselves to an actor or comedian. You can even read gossip about them in the newspaper if your into that sort of stuff. You can't do that with virtual actors Kids look up to some actors. If Lara Croft is your role model, then we live in a sad world indeed.

    3. Re:Is it really any surprise by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      If Lara Croft is your role model, then we live in a sad world indeed.

      If that's your definition of a 'sad world', I pity you. A strong female role model is a role model, regardless of whether it's an actual person or a creative fantasy. People who read fiction often admire, and even identify with, certain characters in the books, even though they know for a fact that these characters do not actually exist - and no one sees the harm in that. It's the exact same thing as what you're talking about here; and before you say it, books get no 'special exemption' simply because they are books.

      In any event, people do not identify with actors - they identify with the characters those actors portray. The actors themselves are often just as pedestrian and boring as any regular human being, except when they provide gossip by getting themselves into trouble. Problem is, most fans have difficulty separating the actor from the character - but then that's why they're called 'fans' (i.e., fanatics). Or what they're actually 'identifying' with is the fame and fortune those actors represent, which still isn't the actor him or herself.

      Look at how many people look up to Bill Gates. The man isn't any more redeeming than any other Joe or Jane on the street, but he is *rich rich rich*! Do you think they actually want to be like Bill Gates, or as *rich* as Bill Gates? If the former (geek with little in the way of social skills, no observable ethics) then many slashdotters are already there.

      Max

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    4. Re:Is it really any surprise by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I've heard a lot of folks (even Lucas, which was funny) basically discounting the 'CGI will replace actors' worries. With an actor, you just say 'ok, change of plan... walk to the left on this take', and the guy does it. With CGI, you've gotta re animate the whole damn thing. I know some interpolation helps, but it's still Sloooooow.

      Also, if your model wasn't built to do it, you need a whole new model (for example... a wall can be simulated by a simple rectangularish shape, with texture. But if that wall has to crumble or something, then it needs to be made of individual bricks, increasing complexity and render time. And if the bricks need to shatter, you need sub-particles...)

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    5. Re:Is it really any surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kids look up to some actors. If Lara Croft is your role model, then we live in a sad world indeed."

      Eh? Kids look up to characters. Boys have been running around with red blankets (a la superman comics) tied around their necks for decades.

    6. Re:Is it really any surprise by thegrommit · · Score: 1

      In your dreams. People can identify themselves to an actor or comedian.

      I didn't say that actors would be eliminated, just that there would be less jobs for them. What may end up happening is that the headline "star" is still around, but the supporting cast could be computer generated.

      As for Lara Croft, if that's your definition of acting, then I'm sure you'll be very happy come the (CGI) revolution.

  26. Gah! Spoilers by jtkooch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well take this!

    Vader is Lukes father
    Soilent Green is people
    XXX Sucks
    And the third LOTR and the third Matrix are actually the same movie!

    1. Re:Gah! Spoilers by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny
      XXX Sucks


      My mpeg-filled hard drive would disgree.
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    2. Re:Gah! Spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rosebud is his sled
      Col. Jessup admits to it
      Neo comes back to life
      The robots kill David
      Alvin Jordan gets shot
      Jim Phelps isn't really dead

    3. Re:Gah! Spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have an aversion to oral, I'd say your mpeg-filled hard drive most definitely agrees.

    4. Re:Gah! Spoilers by thynk · · Score: 1

      XXX Sucks

      My mpeg-filled hard drive would disgree.


      Isn't that redundant after all? XXX and sucks. I think one of the reasons it's XXX is because of all the sucking going on! I mean, it's about the same as saying XXX anal fisting, or XXX DP Sluts... or was he talking about that other movie, with that one guy and that every so funky coat... *shrugs* who knows.

      --

      Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    5. Re:Gah! Spoilers by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention that Morpheus dies at the end of Revolutions

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  27. Serkis was Eligible by TPIRman · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Academy announced that Serkis was eligible to be nominated for an Oscar (scroll down in link, third paragraph from the bottom). He just did not receive enough votes from Academy members to receive a nomination.

    1. Re:Serkis was Eligible by Kappelmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True; I meant that Serkis was not eligible because he was not nominated, but used the wrong language.

      One thing to keep in mind is that nominations are made only by the respective Academy members. In other words, only actors cast votes for Best Actor (speaking gender-neutrally), only directors cast votes for Best Director, etc. Later, everyone votes on which nominee gets each award. (It doesn't make sense to look too deeply into nomination counts, since there are parallel intenions, but everyone does it anyway.)

      So it's really not shock or mystery why Serkis wasn't nominated. The very segment of the Academy population that was the most resistant to recognizing the work of digital characters -- the actors whose jobs may someday be threatened by them -- was the only one that had any say in the matter!

    2. Re:Serkis was Eligible by Savatte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you ever consider that maybe Andy Serkis/Gollum wasn't nominated because he really didn't deserve the nomination? Here are 5 far superior supporting performances from eligible 2002 movies.

      Chris Cooper from Adaptation
      Nicky Katt from Full Frontal
      Brian Cox from 25th Hour
      Ian McKellan from TTT
      Dennis Quad from Far From Heaven

    3. Re:Serkis was Eligible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot, do you think anyone here has seen those other movies? :)

  28. "In recent films" being the key... by mccalli · · Score: 3, Interesting
    it is nice to see recognition given to one of the most expressive and best acted roles in recent films.

    Perhaps, but the definitive Gollum is that voiced by Peter Woodthorpe in the still definitive BBC radio version. Anyone who is interested in The Lord of the Rings, but hasn't heard this version, should really do themselves a favour and check it out.

    Semi-interestingly, Ian Holm, who plays Bilbo in the films, is cast as Frodo here. Co-incidence? I doubt it. I rather suspect that t'old Mr Jackson has heard this version too.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:"In recent films" being the key... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I say the definitive Gollum (and, for that matter, the definitive Treebeard) is that done by J.R.R. Tolkien in his recorded interviews, wherein he voiced many stretches of dialogue by many characters.

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    2. Re:"In recent films" being the key... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Links to MP3s of these?

    3. Re:"In recent films" being the key... by epepke · · Score: 1

      I heard the BBC production last weekend.

      Actually, the Gollum was nowhere near as good as the voice in the movie.

    4. Re:"In recent films" being the key... by dlelash · · Score: 1

      The BBC audio version was issued to many of the cast members to occupy them on the long flight to NZ. Brian Sibley, who scripted it, has written several tie-in books for the films as well.

  29. Re:"+5 Funny?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why yes, yes you are! It's easy to be a comedian when a bunch of nerds are reading!

    iCe

  30. Re:While we're on the subject... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Um...I want the name of the person who modded this "Insightful" so that they can be dragged out into the street and shot. That is all.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  31. Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by mr_tenor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I cannot _stand_ people who think Yoda speaks in a fashion that just randomly rearranges words. The times I've watched Star Wars (tm) movies, it's always seemed to me that he speaks in a classical Latin word order

    eg.

    "Strong you are" (Yoda) or whatever, as compared to
    "mangus es" (Romans)

    1. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by Pres.+Ronald+Reagan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shut up.

      --

      Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
      --Ronald Reagan
    2. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Why aren't you dead yet?

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    3. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To clarify, he speaks in "periodic syntax", which is the same as the context of classical latin. Several other languages (including the earliest post-latin forms of Spanish/Italian/French).

      Modern english, interestingly, maintains this in a form: a "periodic sentence" is one with its main clause at the end, following all subordinate clauses and other elements. This is an echo of the older periodic sentence, revised to technically fit into the syntax rules of modern english (which inverts the verb order).

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    4. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "up shut."

      As in "Up shut you will. Yes"

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    5. Re:Yoda speak is Latin, dammit by kinnell · · Score: 1

      I've always thought that he chooses to speak english imperfectly with his grammar reflecting his native language, rather than speaking in his native language and relying on whatever translation technology allows star wars characters to understand wookies. Much in the same way as he chooses to hobble along with a walking stick most of the time, rather than using the force to get around.

      --
      If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
  32. MTV is dying! by N2H4 · · Score: 1

    If only it was... Any award from that channel is more of an insult. Those pigs are out for money and nothing else, and they realize that digital characters are going mainstream. Any attempt at fairness by them is completely chimerical.

    --
    Move Zig!
    1. Re:MTV is dying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm. the people that make movies are out for money and nothing else. sure they care if you enjoy the movie, but only because they want your money. this is how the world works, someday you'll realize that then you won't have to make obvious posts about commercialization on internet message boards.

    2. Re:MTV is dying! by N2H4 · · Score: 1

      Actually, my post was referring to the MTV awards, not to the production of movies. Contests are supposed to retain some shred of objectivity, and the people that host such a competition should not be trying to acquire money or accomodate the latest fad.

      --
      Move Zig!
  33. Gollum poorly acted by bap · · Score: 1, Troll
    Unlike the other characters in the LOTR movies, including other CGI ones, Gollum was terrible. He practically chewed the scenery he was overacting so hard. Worse than Kirk! And he did all kinds of physically implausible things, like running full-tilt and being stopped cold by a noose around his neck and just picking himself up off the rock he landed on his head on none the worse for wear. He wasn't even bruised - not a scratch. Not to mention his conspicuously un-broken neck.

    Basically, it was bugs-bunny animation physics.

    In other words: Gollum didn't get a "best supporting actor" nomination because he didn't deserve one: he sucked.

    1. Re:Gollum poorly acted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, did you feel he should have been more "sane" or something? That was the point, man!

  34. StdMovie Spoilers by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Funny

    o The butler did it.

    oo Everybody dies at the end.

    oo He leaves her/she leaves him (but they get back together)

    o He's/she's NOT REALLY DEAD and will come back to life.

    oo There will be a chase scene. Perhaps more than one.

    oo There WILL BE a fight of some kind.

    oo There's a built-in sequel - they even do it just for the money sometimes, and to Hell with the plot. :(

    o TLG are DEAD. Get over it.

    o SW Episode III will probably suck too. So will Hulk.

    o Gollum dies.

    o Your popcorn has been pissed in, and you probably deserve your money back. :P

    --Now please excuse me, I have to go watch Finding Nemo again.

    --
    .
    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    1. Re:StdMovie Spoilers by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Here's a spoiler. Who wants to hear a spoiler?

      You will die...alone.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    2. Re:StdMovie Spoilers by dlb · · Score: 1

      Because Burger King is where all Dragonmasters eat.

    3. Re:StdMovie Spoilers by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Classic SNL throwaway....

      ...therefore, we here at Weekend Update have decided to give away the ending to Basic Instinct.

      It is a fade to black, followed by rolling credits.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    4. Re:StdMovie Spoilers by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      I've already found nemo. He hangs out on /NET!

      --


      What is your Slash Rating?
  35. Re:"+5 Funny?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you will never be funny, because you have a tendency to explain jokes like a social anthropologist with a stick up his ass.

  36. Um.. spoilers by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not on the level of the lone gunmen spoiler or anything, but still - nobody has actually seen the awards show, so maybe you should assume that SOME of us want to be surprised? Yeah I know it's been taped already, but it doesn't air until Thursday. Being as not a single Slashdot reader has actually seen the show, this should be posted with a spoiler warning.

    1. Re:Um.. spoilers by dlb · · Score: 1

      It's an awards show. You didn't miss anything that you can't google for.

    2. Re:Um.. spoilers by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      I saw the results on the 6 o'clock news last night and I'm in ENgland

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      -- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
  37. Re:"+5 Funny?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stfu, stalker

  38. Close... by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    Quoteth the article:

    The event at the Shrine Auditorium is more satire than ceremony, honoring show-business types for such categories as best kiss and villain.

    The only redeeming part about the MTV movie awards: the fact that, underneath it all, they're just poking fun at self-important movie stars.

    --

    Perl - $Just @when->$you ${thought} s/yn/tax/ &couldn\'t %get $worse;
    1. Re:Close... by badasscat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only redeeming part about the MTV movie awards: the fact that, underneath it all, they're just poking fun at self-important movie stars.

      Inanity is not to be confused with satire, and calling the MTV movie awards such is giving the network way too much credit. If you've ever watched one of these things, they're taken about as seriously as anything can be in their teeny-bopper mentality. Obviously it's not on the same level of seriousness (and pretentiousness) as the Academy Awards, but that in no way implies some sort of smart social commentary.

      MTV has always tried to present these awards as an alternative to the Academy Awards. That's not the way you do satire - nobody reads The Onion as an alternative to the Washington Post, for example; you don't go there trying to get actual news. These awards aren't satire at all. They may be irreverent, but they're totally straight underneath it all.

      And as such, they carry even less weight than if they were satire. The Academy Awards may be overblown but they're at least decided upon by people who know a little something about the subject - those both inside the industry itself as well as those who make a living commenting on it. What the hell does MTV know about movies? About enough to make and market Jackass, I guess. Next you'll tell me that's satire too.

  39. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you have anything better to do, troll?

  40. No MTV.COM Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on guys, MTV.COM could use a good slashdotting.

  41. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention eMpTyV, 32 feet of static cultural head.

  42. Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its an MTV award.

    That means its recognition that LOTR has been assimilated into popular culture.. nothing more.

    I often wonder how "serious" artists and filmmakers manage to hide their indifference about MTV awards.

  43. Let's not go crazy here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The 2-mile loop cost $2.4 million, not 30. (reference)

    And the $100 million special effects are for both movies together.

  44. Erm... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
    Being as not a single Slashdot reader has actually seen the show...
    It's the MTV movie awards, how many /. readers were planning on seeing the show?
    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, I'm a Slashdot reader and an awards attendee. See my Anonymous Coward post under the "Strange thing it is!" thread.

  45. Re:Strange thing it is! *SPOILERS* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was lucky enough to see the taping of the MTV Movie Awards yesterday, and for the most part you're right. It was very much an advertisement for current pop culture trends. Almost every pair of presenters was in upcoming movies together (Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett, Colin Farrell and Samuel L. Jackson), and they all took advantage of their time on stage to plug their movies and release dates.

    The assorted movie spoofs, starring people like Will Ferrell, Andy Dick, Vince Vaughn, and the hosts (Justin Timberlake and Seann William Scott) were basically a quick recap of Matrix Reloaded and an unashamedly sexual sneak preview of the Charlie's Angels sequel.

    Both George Lucas (who was there) and the LOTR team (who showed up in the audience and via tape from New Zealand) put quite a bit of effort into animating Yoda and Gollum for the awards. It's a great marketing opportunity for them...a chance to show fantasy-based characters in a more realistic setting.

    That being said, some of it was F***ing hilarious. The phrase 'expletive-filled tirade' really doesn't do Gollum's speech justice. He went on a rant like you wouldn't believe, swearing at just about everybody and using some amazingly harsh language. He even got in some of the split-personality Gollum we loved in the movie. It's definitely a sight to behold.

    I didn't find Yoda's speech quite as entertaining. A little too much backward-talking for my taste, and his gangsta routine (you'll know it when you see it) seemed a little weak.

    Of course, I'd get my guy card revoked if I didn't mention the best moment of the night...Tatu's performance. I don't know how the song was...I was too distracted by the hundreds of beautiful women jumping around in white shirts and Catholic schoolgirl skirts. Bouncing around in the aisles, dancing on stage, and getting incredibly sexual at points, they capped it off by ripping off their shirts and skirts to show off tiny tank tops and boys underwear. I don't know how it will come across on TV, but being there in person certainly made my weekend. Also, I'm really hoping they show Vince Vaughn and P. Diddy's reaction to the dancing....classic.

  46. Re:Beware you, The Land of Mordor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing like a little anti-Semitic blood libel to get the laughter juices flowing.

    Go read a history book, and I don't mean The Protocol of the Elders of Zion..

  47. Computer generated credability by Camel+Racer · · Score: 1

    This is an example of computer generated credability (CGC) -- (TM). This is characterized by:
    1.) Generate a news story including LotR so it will be picked up on slashdot
    2.) ??
    3.) Profit!

    When the first line of the article reads:

    You don't have to exist to get an MTV Movie Award.
    one should wonder if the motive is just to drive up viewership.

    I've always wondered if anything that was aired on MTV really existed.

    --
    Anybody can work under ideal circumstances. -- Jeff K. (January 4, 2001)
  48. Congratulations by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    It's nice to finally see Weeta's acomplishments awarded. They've certainly deserved whatever price MTV have given them.

    It's very symptomatic that this award comes from the underground rather than from the academy. The academy might have been in the award business a tad longer, but lately their judgements have been out of synch with the US population.

    Many people are complaining about the horrors of pop culture and MTV in particular, but were not Mozart, Beathoven and Bach pop artists of their time? In due time, the real talents of people like REM and Eminem will be aknowledged.

    --
    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    1. Re:Congratulations by thynk · · Score: 1

      In due time, the real talents of people like REM and Eminem will be aknowledged.

      When they give up the music business and the manager at the local McDogballs aknowledges that they have a great deal of talent for working the drive thru?

      There are MAYBE a dozen artists in the last 20 years that were orignal, talented and popular. REM and M&M are NOT on that list.

      --

      Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  49. Re:um hello? by xSauronx · · Score: 1

    ...chimerical...

    im going to wait for an Mtv fan to stumble onto this post somehow and reply to an AC with personal insults because he thought chimerical was some French curse word to describe their favorite channel...

    --
    By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
  50. MTV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone actually watch it anymore? Didn't it stop playing music 7-8 years ago? As a bonus, why would anyone take MTV seriously when it comes to film? I mean, they supposedly specialise in -music-, right?

    I'm curious.

    1. Re:MTV? by Secret+Sun · · Score: 1

      Well as the original MTV recognized it had stopped showing videos and was more E! than MTV, it started MTV2. And it was good. Over a year or so (how long has it been?) MTV2 also became crowded with non-music shows such as cribs, real world reruns etc. Now MTV has spawned another channel, called MTV-W if my memory serves me (which it may not) that is entirely music. Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how it will end up? Anyhow, they do what keeps the ratings high - MTV is a money machine, especially these days. However it is no longer limited to music, as we have seen. Its sphere of influence is Pop culture of all kinds: music, movies, fasion, political issues, etc etc. So basically it is the voice of Popular America...whether we like it or not. You may question whether it speaks for young, hip america or if young, hip america merely acquiesces, but that is a topic for another thread.

  51. the future of cg by kabrakan · · Score: 1

    Gollum really did a good job presenting a character with some sort of character depth, and compared to 'acting' of other cg chararcters, *cough*(jar-jar)*cough* his was well above normal. Hopefully a trend will continue and our most popular actors won't have to be among the overpaid hollywood elite.

    --
    Slartibartfast:"Is that your robot?"
    Marvin:"No, I'm mine."
  52. What a great performance by pheared · · Score: 0, Troll

    "...it is nice to see recognition given to one of the most expressive and best acted roles in recent films."

    Fucking nerds.

    1. Re:What a great performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word.

  53. Human facial animation by Mochi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It depends on what is being done. Trying to reproduce humans is incredibly difficult. Just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean that it can't.

    This point is very important. Disregarding static issues like skin and hair modeling and rendering. Human perception has evolved and is tuned for communication, primarily with other humans. Therefore we are very sensitive to minute incongruencies with our expectation of how a face shoud move, both by itself, and in the context of the surrounding environment. This is why completely hand animated human faces are almost always very poor...they strive to be real, but cannot account for the complexity. In contrast, cartooned faces are far enough from reality, that "unrealistic" facial action is accepted...as we are not expecting reality.

    It is (I'll be bold and say impossible) for an animator to get the motions perfect for anything more than relatively simple facial actuation. There are just too many, often subconscious factors that go into facial action...but all of these are important to achieve a realistic result.

    Motion capture has been used to solve this problem, taking the burden away from the animator, but the mapping problem is still difficult, we have a sparse sampling of skin motion from a human that has different facial characteristics from the model being animated. How do you handle the skin in between the motion capture points? Some sort of interpolation scheme is usually used, but this is a gross oversimplification of skin physics...not to mention, that it doesn't account for secondary motion of the skin such as wrinkling.

    Anyway, in short, its a hard problem. BUT, I have no doubt that the problem will be solved...

    rant over

    1. Re:Human facial animation by donglekey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you on most points, but I think that good, realistic facial animation, while difficult is very obtainable. Gollum's face was completely hand animated, and all the shapes were modeled. It was not motion capture for the facial animation, and there was no skin simulation. Final Fantasy's facial animation was not as good as the look of the film dictated, but I have seen realistic facial animation done very well, just not very often in a realistic setting. I think this will gradually change as more CG movies and animation are released that have a more realistic style to them. I think it is more of an artistic problem, than a technical one.

  54. CGI will never look human... by Jerf · · Score: 3, Informative

    CGI will never look human, because typically the CGI isn't human, not supposed to be human, would be wrong if it were human.

    In the clips of the Incredible Hulk, does it look wrong? Yes? Good! The Incredible Hulk is not human. He bounces better, moves differently, is just plain built differently.

    Did Spiderman look unusual? Good! A man swinging through a city shouldn't be normal for you.

    In fact, your claims that the old effects "looked better" are a backhanded slam against the realism of those effects. Everything moved like a human or a puppet, because everything was a human or a puppet. Both of those motions looked "natural" to you, because you're used to them, but unless they were supposed to be a human or a puppet, that actually means the effect was a poor imitation of what "the real thing" should be.

    Do you really think ET's race could have survived long enough to build those spaceships they have if they moved like an eighty-year-old arthritic grandmother? The equivalent of wolves on their planet would have torn them to pieces long before they developed civilization.

    This is not to say all CGI is perfect. But you're going to have to either cut them some slack, or watch "Finding Nemo"*-style cartoons for the rest of cinematic history.

    In conclusion, I disagree completely. Compared to modern effects the 80s effects are, well, 20 years out of date. They only look better because you're used to them. I've tried to adjust to the modern style, and while it could still use some improvement, compared to the 80s its stellar. If the (non-humanoid) aliens of the 80s are any indication, what the universe needs most from our planet is enormous quantities of Ben-Gay, Aspercreme, and Gold Bond medicated powder, 'cause there sure is an awful lot of joint pain out there.

    *: Not meant as a slam against Finding Nemo; I haven't seen it yet but I expect to enjoy it. The point is that it quite deliberately moves like a cartoon, which is another style of movement we're "used to", even though it's totally 100% fake.

    1. Re:CGI will never look human... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Do you really think ET's race could have survived long enough to build those spaceships they have if they moved like an eighty-year-old arthritic grandmother? The equivalent of wolves on their planet would have torn them to pieces long before they developed civilization.

      The natural implication is that they were faster and sturdier before inventing their high-technology. After that, a few millenia of robot-assisted laziness takes over and evolution pushes in a different direction.

      It's a scifi standard: the degree to which a society depends on its technology indicates how long it has possessed it.

      (Watch- in 200 years or so, you'll see a trend towards that on this planet!)

    2. Re:CGI will never look human... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      would be wrong if it were human.

      There's no reason why this wouldn't be attainable in the next ten years, and if so, I find no reason to think such an achievement would be 'wrong'.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    3. Re:CGI will never look human... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      You missed the point; I'm not saying CGI humans shouldn't look human, I'm saying CGI non-humans shouldn't look human. (Or like puppets, but that's a dead issue.)

    4. Re:CGI will never look human... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      More germane to my point: Suppose Spielberg had hypothetical perfect CGI technology available to him, which doesn't exist even now. Do you think ET would have moved like an arthritic eighty-year-old grandmother if he had the choice, or would he have made something more dynamic?

      Yes, slow movement and such could be justified in the 80s. But I wasn't talking about "in universe" stuff, I was talking about stuff in our universe.

    5. Re:CGI will never look human... by DarthGonzo · · Score: 1

      >In the clips of the Incredible Hulk, does it look
      >wrong? Yes? Good! The Incredible Hulk is not
      >human. He bounces better, moves differently, is
      >just plain built differently.

      You could say the same thing about some strippers I've known...

      In any event, there comes a point where CGI detracts from things. For instance, in some of the clips I've seen for "Too Fast, Too Furious" the cars seem too fake and movement too artificial. This detracts from look of the movie to me, and I've considered not seeing the film for this reason. It is probably a fun romp, but there's no good reason why some of the scenes needed to be CGI. I can comfortably blow it off for something like the matrix which is cleary depicting truly impossible things, but not for a car movie with chase scenes.

  55. Easy Acting by SpamJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Acting crazy, or angry, or any single emotion very strongly is easy. Watch any high school production: the less experienced actors stand out by the intensity with which they feel each emotion. Talent in acting is revealed in the conflict of two emotions felt at once.

    You may say that Gollum's conversation with himself is just that, but it isn't. He gets to switch between two single emotions like a madman which any semi-experienced actor can tell you is pretty damn easy, even fun. Keep in mind that Gollum's conversation with himself was also shot in pieces, once from each angle. In that respect the actor didn't even have to switch emotions as quickly as it appears he did on screen.

    Gollum didn't win an Oscar because he didn't deserve it.

    1. Re:Easy Acting by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      you ninny. conversation with himself aside, how about the conflicts he felt when he was captured by what's his name? He was angry, terrified, betrayed and going to his 'happy place'. all at once. He also did a pretty good job at hating and loving Frodo, suspicion of the other hobbit, and was a very believable character, esp. for cgi. Everything else aside, he was one of the best acted characters in the film, totally believable given the context, and therefor, since that's the POINT OF ACTING... a better actor than you.

      You just don't think cgi acting counts, admit it.

  56. they got a bad deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The effects in X2 were much more realistic and entertaining. And they didn't even spend as much.

    Matrix Reloaded should have done better for $100M.

  57. Random Spoilers by dlb · · Score: 1

    o Nobody important dies.
    o It was all a delusion in John Nash's mind.
    o Bruce Willis is already dead
    o Colonel Fitts kills Lester
    o Lara Croft saves the world.
    o Catherine Tramell is the killer.
    o The apes take over the city.
    o Charlton Heston's character blows up the world.
    o 'Rosebud' is a sled.
    o Dil is a man
    o Bomb #20 kills everyone.
    o The butler, a surviving Nazi, did it.
    o Eddie is still alive.
    o Ash is the only survivor.
    o Ash is the only survivor, again.
    o Everyone dies, except for Mr Pink.
    o The Director committed the murder.
    o Walter and Anna reconcile, finish the house, and get married.
    o Milton burns the building down.
    o Rocky loses the fight.
    o V'ger is 'Voyager'
    o Spock dies.
    o The enterprise blows up.
    o Kirk gets demoted.
    o Kirk blows up God.
    o Kirk blows up Christopher Plummer.
    o Kirk dies.
    o Gabriel and Ginger escape.
    o THX escapes.
    o Sean Connery makes a cameo apperance.
    o Zurg is Buzz's father.
    o Jake & Grace are also father and daughter.
    o Yelena is a good guy.
    o The book is The Wizard of Oz.

  58. Re:While we're on the subject... by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What the hell are you saying? Please dont tell me Yoda has more history then Gollum! Gollum has his entire tragic past. He used to be a hobbit. Then the ring turned his childish pranks into murder. Then he spent hundreds of years being tortured by the ring in a cave hunting down goblins in the dark. He is a tortured soul. Now half hobbit, half something else, he is following one of the most important beings in middle earth during the climax of the age! I mean, yoda is cool too, but to say Gollum has no character is absolute bullshit. And you can see the torture in his facial expressions while he's on the screen. Goddam astounding if you ask me. A bunch of '1's and '0's turned into a character I can believe spent 700 years in a cave being tortured by a magical ring. I saw the pain in his expressions.

  59. Nah... not so amazing. by digitalmonkey2k1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ok, so its slimy, scrawny, has no social skills and can't stand the light. Sounds more like any old computer geek living in their parents basement than an achievement in CGI. :)

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  60. and... by Debian+Troll+Returns · · Score: 0, Troll

    let's not forget that the entire gollum character was rendered on a cluster of debian boxes.

  61. My Response to Your Assessment by Chromodromic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude. Jesus.

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  62. Re:"+5 Funny?" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    Yes.

    I also direct movies for HBO...

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  63. Beware by sbszine · · Score: 1

    Circuitous goatse link in the above post....

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  64. Best wittiest comment EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PWN

  65. Fuck MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck MTV motherfuckers, goddam commercial piece of crap teeny bopper t.v. channel, playing the same motherfucking songs over and over again till I puke. What the fuck!! This is slashdot, please don't post motherfucking pieces on MTV... you guys are more intelligent than this.

    Anon

    1. Re:Fuck MTV by Secret+Sun · · Score: 1

      I actually had my mind blown today - MTV might not be all total bullshit, musicwise. in the middle of some Real World MCDXMLXVII episode I recognized the background music. I thought, this can't be...but it was. A looped sample taken from the 2nd-to-last track of Songs:Ohia's 2000 album Ghost Tropic. This album is not popular. Songs:Ohia is not popular. It is one guy, an obscure irish(?) songwriter with no major label contracts. How did this guy end up as background music for a staged MTV dramafest?
      My conclusion: the people behind the cameras at MTV are many of them sophisticated music-lovers as well as smart businessmen. Back in the day, what was profitable was showing videos...that became less profitable and new programming was introduced...the purpose of the network was always to make money, and that you don't like what it shows today only implies that you have not fallen into the pop trough with most of America. The trends are still as relevant as before.

  66. Neo vs random Jedi Master or Yoda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok fellas, to start off a soon to be much debated subject, who WOULD win? Neo or a Jedi Master, any rules apply, take in all accounts and facts such as Jedi lives in another galaxy, while neo lives in a computer simuation(or does he achitect?...) debate starts now.............

    1. Re:Neo vs random Jedi Master or Yoda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jedi master would simply walk up and unplug Neo's head socket.

      Now, if the Jedi was in the computer simulation with Neo.... Neo seems to have all the same Force powers, especially evident when he yoinks melee weapons off the walls and stops bullets. Unfortunately without a lightsabre, he'd be screwed trying to block the Jedi's lightsabre. Theoretically a lightsabre can cut through anything, so I doubt the little hand-blocks-sword trick would work.

      However, Neo could just take off and hover overhead just out of reach, laughing while the Jedi vainly jumps up trying to get him.

      Now...a new topic! Neo vs. a cute little puppy.

  67. Re: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within by CoderJoe · · Score: 1

    While the CGI in this movie was outstanding, it still lacked some items that made it not quite photorealistic. One of the things is translucency. The people in FFTSW still looked somewhat plastic, because they lacked translucency.

    Now the CGI in Matrix Reloaded, on the other hand, lacked MANY qualities, and looks like they used plastic figures for things...

  68. Whooooaa... by Bombula · · Score: 1
    "one of the most expressive and best acted roles in recent films."

    Only compared to Keanu Reeves' Neo.

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  69. Re: FFTWS and Photorealism by CoderJoe · · Score: 1

    You know, I swear I heard in interviews, and perhaps saw on their website somewhere, that, with Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, they were attempting to make it look as photorealistic as possible.

    If I could remember where I encountered this, I would provide links.

  70. Not surprised... by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

    MTV has been giving awards to computer-enhanced pseudo-muppets for years!

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  71. ET by Rxke · · Score: 1

    O.T., i know, but might ET not've been so technically advanced, that he evolved less 'wild nature capable to survive?' Like hell, we would be torn to pieces by a big cat, nowadays, our B.C. ancestors were a bit more rugged, albeit not so smart. We evolve toward less physical fitnes for the wilderness, because we don't need to cope with that wilderness anymore, we just grow bigger heads, and a beerbelly, gues eventually human race would evolve towards an ET creature in the long run, ET couldn't cope on eart because there was still wilderness, well we're working on that issue anyway.. (irony)

  72. WHo cares what MTV Thinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MTV is the one of the lowest forms of entertainmen ton on the planet or in history. The people who own in and run it are scum. Who cares what they think.

  73. Serkis was not elegible... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... because if he would be considered as an actor he was clearly overacting, if the character would be consdiered animation (in my book he was just a high tech puppeteer) then he would not be elegible.

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  74. Face it: MTV sucks!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does MTV dare to dishonour Serkis' work by nominating him for their crappy awards?

  75. Wrong example by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    While I agree with your point, I think Lord of the Rings is not a good example, since PJ actually made an effort to use all kinds of special and visual effects besides CGI. For example, most of the hobbit-human size difference was achieved with forced perspective (even shots where the camera moves relative to the actors), which is about as old-fashioned as you could want. Also, huge models and real locations were used extensively where most other movies these days would have just gone for computer animation. This fact (of not being lazy about using CGI) is one of the things why I like the LOTR movies so much and why PJ is now my favorite director.

  76. Regrets... by Queelix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, I was unable to make it to the MTV awards again this year. Sincerely, Relevance

  77. Yoda flinginess by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    Well I don't know about anyone else, but I always thought it would have been much more interesting if Yoda fought Tyranus by just kinda standing there and controlling his lightsabre with the force.

    [OT] Add me to that list. Me friends and I said the same thing coming out of AotC. While I was greatly amused, I thought the 'stoic mind-control fight' would me more appropriate (dignified?)...

    Much more like, say, Magneto breaking out of the prison in X2. Yoda should have just stood there serenly concentrating while all hell broke loose around him.

    Oh yeah, while we're on it, he should have just force-pulled Anakin + Obi-Wan away from the falling debris, would've been faster. :)

    I give MTV more credit these days than the Academy.

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  78. Worst spoiler of all... by Rocky · · Score: 1

    ...no matter how many times you see it, the damn ocean liner hits the iceberg and sinks every time!

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    1. Re:Worst spoiler of all... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The annoying kid freezes to death and drowns
      the old lady had the necklace all along
      She drops it into the ocean

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  79. Teeny-bop syndrom by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

    Although it is good that the average American provides support for the greatest story of all time (okay...I am a fanboy)...LOTR, I get this sick feeling in my stomach that it isn't for real. Why is MTV supporting this movie? Is it because it really is good, or is it because it is popular (I don't have the answer because I have never known the definition of popular...I'm a fanboy :-) ). I hope that it is it's greatness that prompted this award, though I fear it isn't. Just like the screaming, blabbering schoolgirls annoying scream whenever Legolas comes onscreen (yeah, he's great and all, but shut the HELL up!!), It makes me sick.

  80. Leave it to the geeks... by TheDukePatio · · Score: 1
    ...to ignore the scantily clad, sexually charged women gyrating on stage.
    And t.A.T.u, which has riled some with the pair's onstage same-sex kisses, sang while scores of female dancers in plaid schoolgirl outfits gyrated around them. At the end of the song, the dancers stripped down to white briefs and T-shirts.

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