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  1. Re:Sometimes in chess? on IBM Drops Patent Counterclaims · · Score: 1
    In chess, you'll sacrifice your queen, both rooks, and every other damn piece available if it gets you a checkmate.

    An opportunity that sometimes, not always, comes up in chess, which is clearly what the original poster meant.

  2. how embarrassing on Python vs. Alligator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just imagine, you're an alligator, and you got owned by a snake. It's not bad enough that it ate you, but now you're hanging out there on display for the whole swamp to see.

  3. qualifications on When to Leave That First Tech Job · · Score: 1
    It was early May of 2004, and I was almost at the finish line for my degree.

    Why do I care about his opinion? I mean, okay write a blog on your experience, but don't try to pass off your advice on what "a lot of jobs" are like.

  4. Re:article text on When to Leave That First Tech Job · · Score: 1
    the busybody secretary ordering people around with no authority.

    In my humble experience, the secretaries are usually the only ones who should have any authority.

  5. Re:Map reactive is cool, but player reactive bette on Ask The Civ IV Dev Team · · Score: 1
    it would be like me moving to france and starting a city in the country and considering that city part of the u.s..

    That reminded me of a French comedy, about a French guy who believs he's actually American (at heart), but after the American embassy refuses to take him, he turns a housing lot in France into a self-proclaimed American state.

  6. Re:burn, baby, burn on Why Vista Had To Be Rebuilt From Scratch · · Score: 1
    Furthermore, it betrays Allchin's revisionist approach to history. Whatever happened to telling it as it happened?

    1. I don't think history has ever been told like it happened. Unless you're referring to something Allchin said about promising to tell it as it happened, I think what you said is a strawman.
    2. That someone would prefer not to mention something that they find embarrassing doesn't make them a history-revising fascist. If I accidentally miss the urinal when I'm pissing, I don't go around telling people about it.
    3. It is a business. They can't do what they please, but they certainly don't have to release a documentary on themselves, especially when it'll obviously be scrutinized by Michael-Moorean Microsoft bashers.
  7. Re:Larry Wall, along with Donald Knuth... on State of the Onion 9 · · Score: 1
    bless $you; # :)

    I admit to being kind of disappointed when I heard that about Larry. I know I shouldn't've been. I tried rationalizing it at first by assuming that he was probably playing on words as he always does, you know, like I hadn't paid careful enough attention to what exactly he said. Like, "Of course I'm a Christian. Aren't we all? *wink* *wink*" I also generally try to consider that someone may have trouble expressing certain things and that using religious language may be the only, or the most convenient, way they have of communicating these ideas; or that the language they're using is metaphorical. But I don't think anymore that that's the case with him, because what he's said isn't ambiguous or pantheistic. He's specifically said, for example, "And I am personally convinced that Jesus stands at the heart of the story." (See question #7 of this Slashdot interview for context.)

  8. Re:Commentator on Generating API Documentation? · · Score: 1

    That's hilarious.

    bitterness=9,profanity on

       int sum = 0;
       //don't even fucking *think* about asking
       for (int i= 0; i < a.length; i++) {
           sum += a[i];
       }

  9. Re:Repetitive Learning Pays Off on Games Teaching the Basics of Programming · · Score: 1

    There's no way you learned M-theory but had trouble with Dijkstra's article. His use of English was perfect, so I don't see what his being Dutch had to do with it.

  10. Re:what's the point? on SeaMonkey 1.0 Alpha released · · Score: 1
    Can someone explain why this exists? I thought Firefox/Thunderbird/Sunbird[/Nvu] were basically better versions of what existed in the original Mozilla platform? Why is this continuing to be developed? Who is their target audience here?

    Me, for one. I personally find Firefox (on Linux at least) to be unpolished compared to Mozilla. I was very disappointed when Mozilla announced that the browser for Seamonkey would be discontinued in favor of Firefox. (Also because of the fork, the XPCOMs diverge, making writing extensions more difficult.)

  11. Re:Now ... on Trigonometry Redefined without Sines And Cosines · · Score: 1
    I cannot tell you how angry I was with them for not teaching me this until well after integral calculus.

    Did you also hold your breath until your face turned blue? I had a physics prof say that getting a Bachelor's in physics is less about learning physics than about learning how to think analytically. You're not in the course so that profs and grad students can give you a wink, a knowing smile, and the secret password; you're there to learn how to think. Besides that, the world isn't perfect, and your profs aren't omniscient beings with an infinite amount of time. They're living and learning too, and they can't all be perfect for all students.

  12. panspermia on Study Puts Hole In Comet Theory Of Life's Origin · · Score: 1

    Is that like a planetary pearl necklace?

  13. three cheers for... on The Slurpee at 40 · · Score: 1

    ...obesity and diabetes! Yeah!

  14. Re:Since when is Current measued in Volts ? on Statically Charged Man Ignites Office · · Score: 1

    From the article you linked to:

    Mr Clewer was given overalls to wear as fire officers used a device to check static electricity on him and his belongings.
  15. if money was no object... on Ultimate Software Developer Setup? · · Score: 1

    I'd first have a module added to the International Space Station for my personal programming use. Then...

  16. Re:They were given away to OSCON attendees... on Perl Best Practices · · Score: 1

    You might be right that he's not a functional programming guru, but I think your argument is a bit of a strawman. On the book site, he says "Higher-Order Perl is about functional programming techniques in Perl. It's about how to write functions that can modify and manufacture other functions." It doesn't say it's about functional programming in general, or how to be a good functional programmer, but how techniques from functional programming can be applied to Perl. In any case, you might look at for example this message, or this one or this one to decide if he knows enough about functional programming (I couldn't tell you).

  17. disappointing on Debian Core Consortium Releases First Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was expecting a "spoof site poking fun" to be, you know, funny.

  18. Re:They were given away to OSCON attendees... on Perl Best Practices · · Score: 1
    Reading this thread and other postings by the author (Dominus) lead me to believe he is a little bit out of his league.

    You're either an ignorant troll, or MJD himself trying to see how many defenders he has. :)

  19. If you enjoyed this... on Controlling Hurricanes? · · Score: 1

    ...you may also want to check out "Heavy Weather" by Bruce Sterling. Mmmm, lung enemas and tornado hacking.

  20. Re:Good for passing the time on Playing all that Bejeweled Pays Off · · Score: 1

    My dad's wife plays these kinds of games hours every night. It's like she's in a trance. And my mom's husband plays solitaire every day before going to work. I don't understand what makes them play these games over and over.

  21. Re:The mod was laughable anyway on GTA: San Andreas to be Re-Released Next Week · · Score: 1
    If anyone has seen the sex scene in "Team America" between puppets then you know what the "Hot Coffee" mod looks like. Except the mod doesn't even bother to make either participant naked. CJ keeps his clothes on, his girlfriend wears underwear.

    I haven't actually seen the Hot Coffee thing, but there is a regular mission where you follow a woman to a sex shop to find her dressed (overflowing from) a leather outfit, and pick up a "gimp" suit. Then after she gets home you wait for the real gimp to show up, shoot him (and pick up the dildo he was carrying as a "weapon") and pretend you were the gimp. (After the house rocks around for a while, she becomes your girlfriend.) I don't see what could be in the Hot Coffee mod that is so much worse than that (though I personally just find it amusing).

  22. Re:Maddox said it best... on GTA: San Andreas to be Re-Released Next Week · · Score: 1
    GTA:SA now has a patch available for the PC version that fixes some bugs and blocks the Hot Coffee mod. I haven't heard of anyone unbundling the patch to apply the bug fixes and not the mod blocker.

    It really has some annoying bugs (on my computer, at least). Sometimes the mouse stops working, and a few times everything froze up requiring a ctrl-alt-del to stop it.

  23. Re:Is it, or isn't it? on Mambo Changes its Name to Joomla! · · Score: 1
    Saying "I'm a programmer, I don't need to know how to spell" shows how little some programmers understand what it takes to be taken seriously by regular people

    I've never understood how programmers could be bad spellers or bad with grammar. I don't mean a typo here and there, but rather for example consistently writing "depricated" or "rediculous". I just wonder how you can be sloppy in written communication while at the same time be a good programmer (though I've seen plenty of examples that prove it is in fact possible).

  24. a lot can happen in a millennium on Modern Humans, Neanderthals Shared Earth for 1,000 Years · · Score: 1

    We eliminated most native Americans in a few decades. A lot can happen in a millennium (or more, I'd guess). Diseases, famines.. even if you're stronger and more advanced, circumstances can work against you. Maybe Neanderthals were in fact smarter, but they were less aggressive or got depressed like that robot in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

  25. nique la police on Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations · · Score: 1

    Yet another reason to use Mozilla.