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The Slurpee at 40

theodp writes "Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven! Slate reports on the 40th birthday of the Slurpee, which has frozen an estimated 6 billion brains and arguably provided the inspiration for Starbucks' Frappuccino, Dunkin' Donuts' Coolatta and Kwik-E-Mart's Squishee. Wikipedia has more Slurpee facts and links."

176 comments

  1. Slurpees Rock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    And here is a tip for the young ones - full 1/2 of the cup, go get a straw and tap the cup to let it settle - then keep filling her up...

    : )

    1. Re:Slurpees Rock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered what the hell a Slur was, and why so many people are drinking it's pee!

      Slutpee seems more interesting. :)

    2. Re:Slurpees Rock! by Tal0n · · Score: 1

      Unless you're in Canada... I've noticed that the 7-elevens in the States use a different type of machine which adds a whole lot of air. I've never had to do that here. (There are a few places in Canada that use those machines, but not 7-eleven)

    3. Re:Slurpees Rock! by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Clever. But not as clever as THIS!!
      AAAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    4. Re:Slurpees Rock! by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So that's what drugs to do brains.

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  2. Random Fact by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Informative

    The official generic term for a Slurpee is "Frozen Carbonated Beverage" or FCB for short. This is the type of useless information you can pick up from working in a convenience store.

    Mind you, nobody actually calls them this, but it is used in the manuals for the machines and on the boxes of the syrup that come from Coke and Pepsi.

    1. Re:Random Fact by CajunElder · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do call them FCB's... mainly because I work for a company that manufactures these machines. FCB and FUB (Frozen Uncarbonated Beverage) are words I hear on almost a daily basis.

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    2. Re:Random Fact by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      We always just called it a slush.

    3. Re:Random Fact by Fastball · · Score: 1

      but it is used in the manuals for the machines and on the boxes of the syrup that come from Coke and Pepsi.

      You realize you just outed yourself from manhood, right? We're going to have to ask you to leave your pr0n bookmarks and duct tape on the counter and vacate the premises immediately.

    4. Re:Random Fact by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny
      FUB (Frozen Uncarbonated Beverage)

      The worst job I've had was Frozen Uncarbonated Beverage Analysis Researcher.

  3. Old news? by ThyPiGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Didn't it turn 40 like 3 months ago.. in July?

    1. Re:Old news? by ThyPiGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

      July 11th.. Evidence

    2. Re:Old news? by Noksagt · · Score: 1

      7-eleven was named 7-eleven before the introduction of the Slurpee, which probably did not occur on 7/11.

      7-eleven has long promoted free Slurpee days where, on July 11, you got a free 7.11 oz Slurpee. But celebrating the 40th anniversary on this day was a bit arbitrary.

  4. The Slurpee is Great But... by Quaoar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...does anyone notice that there are periods when there are nothing but disgusting slurpee flavors available? I've just found that many a time I've entered a 7-11 with a slurpee craving, I would find no flavors that I like...

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    1. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I don't remember the last time I walked in and didn't find the Coca-Cola flavor available, which is my personal favorite. When I was a kid, though, I preferred the Icee which was a Slurpee knock-off - I thought the Icee had a better cherry flavor.

    2. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by Noksagt · · Score: 1

      7-elevens are ubiquitous & most 7-elevens will each have a different selection of flavors. So just try going to another location.

    3. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      what adult would choose a bubblegum-flavored slurpee when a nice adult-oriented pina colada or margarita could be available, alcohol included?

      When I hit the lottery, or (re-)marry into money, I want my margaritas on-tap!

    4. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by sbaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I preferred the Icee which was a Slurpee knock-off

      Icee is *not* a knockoff - it's the Slurpee that is the copy.

      According to Wikipedia, 7-11 bought the idea for the Slurpee *from* Icee in 1967.

      (Hmmm - that makes it only 38 years old...where did they get '40th birthday' from? Wiki says that the idea was invented in the 1950's - so it's not the anniversary of it's invention?).

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    5. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by nolife · · Score: 1

      Where I live, there is a 7-11 store about every mile. In fact, there is one intersection where you can visually sight 3 different 7-11s in different directions. I buy Slurpees quite often and I know which stores are better managed then others. This means, a nicer cleaner machine and less of a chance of a specific flavor not being ready. On that note, if you frequent 7-11 often, I suggest getting your own large insulated cup. I bought mine at 7-11 for under $4 and it came with the first fill free. It is a nice large insulated 52oz cup and you can refill it any time for $0.79-0.89 (different stores charge different prices). You do not actually need to have a 7-11 branded cup to get a refill though as they will allow you use to anything really. I've seen construction workers filling up 64oz coolers many times. A Slurpee will stay frozen for roughly 6-12 hours in the one I have but you do have to tap it down quite often to remove the air pockets.

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    6. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      I would guess the missing 2 years == the time it took Icee's lawyers to sue 7-11 for a cash settlment for 'stealing' it's patented method for creating a frozen beverage. icee probably wanted too much money, 7-11 wasn't willing to pay for 'the icee name' and began selling under the slurpee brand, and 2 years latter they 'paid' a settlement to icee. either, that or wiki or this article are wrong. 7-eleven.com is making no big fuss over the slurpee being 40, so perhaps it is as wikipidia is suggesting only 38 years old?

    7. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      ahh a quick google proves me wrong ;) it was a 7-eleven marketing idea to 'change' the name. the slurpee name is 38 years old, but 40 years ago 7-eleven started selling icee frozen drinks because a store manager saw them selling in a competitors store.

      "In the Fall of 1965, 7-Eleven purchased three machines to test the product in their stores. They were an immediate success, and by the Spring of 1967, the machines were in almost every 7-Eleven® store.

      The Slurpee mark was created in May 1967 during a brainstorming session at 7-Eleven's in-house ad agency." -- http://www.slurpee.com/story_history.html

    8. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Informative

      I used to buy Slurpees once a week or so. I once complained to the store manager that they rarely had Cherry - which is my favorite - but always seem to have Coke - usually my least favorite. He replied that they rotate flavors for a lot of reasons, but they always carry Coke because Coke is the most popular flavor and the one folks are most likely to pick if they find nothing else of interest.

    9. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      what adult would choose a bubblegum-flavored slurpee when a nice adult-oriented pina colada or margarita could be available, alcohol included?

      Alchoholic beverages are not always an option for some of us "adults" due to the negative impact it would have on our health (including, but not limited to, interaction with medications). Also, do you have a job where you can consume alchohol while you are "on the clock"?

      I can see stopping at a 7-11 for a slurpee during the day when I'm coming back from lunch or when I'm on the way to one of our sites to troubleshoot a technical problem. Stopping for a beer would result in me having a lot of free time on my hands...and no more paychecks.

    10. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I found that out after continuing to read the comments. In any case, I always liked ICEE better, probably at least in part because it was available in more places than just 7-11.

    11. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      My city of 100k got our first 7-11 just a few months ago. I've been in there a few times and it's always been the same Indian-looking guy there. :)

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    12. Re:The Slurpee is Great But... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Real slurpee connoisseurs don't settle for the pre-determined flavors. 1/3 Cherry + 2/3 Coke is an especially good mix.

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  5. I for one, by Bazzalisk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    welcome our frozen carbonated beverage masters.

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  6. Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by WatcherXP · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gotta love corporate marketing. The Slush Puppy actually ushered in the era of the iced crystal drink on November 12 1972. I fully expect a "Slush Puppy at 43" slashdot article this fall.

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    1. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I fully expect an F in your next math test, if you think 2005-1972=43.

    2. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, nice math. Don't you mean 'Slush Puppy at 33'? Or did you mean November 12 1962?

    3. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Slush Puppy actually ushered in the era of the iced crystal drink on November 12 1972. I fully expect a "Slush Puppy at 43" slashdot article this fall.

      OK, but that will be jumping the gun by about ten years won't it?

    4. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Gotta love corporate marketing. The Slush Puppy actually ushered in the era of the iced crystal drink on November 12 1972. I fully expect a "Slush Puppy at 43" slashdot article this fall.

      A "Slush Puppy" is an alcoholic beverage that I believe IIRC is close to a Sno-Kone. Crushed ice, syrup, booze.

      A "Slush Puppie" I'm not all that sure about other than I seem to remember a Dr. Pepper version of it, which I found to be more tasty than the 7-Eleven varities.

      Now the original credit probally goes to the icee company.

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    5. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slush Puppy drinks aren't carbonated. The carbonation is key to the flavor. At the very least, if Slurpees weren't carbonated, Coke Slurpees wouldn't taste like Coke.

    6. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Alcoholic? Wow. Odd that the corner shop had no hesitation about selling them to myself and my friends when I was at school (and in school uniform, so easily identifiable). Also odd that none of us noticed the effects of intoxication.

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    7. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by AngryNick · · Score: 1

      Slush Puppies are the cubic zirconia of frozen beverages. Nothing more than a half-melted snow cone. I will not be celebrating the event of its birth.

    8. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      From http://www.icee.com/ In the late1950's a man named Omar Knedlik owned a Dairy Queen in Coffeyville, Kansas. He didn't have a soda fountain in the store so he took bottles of soda and put them in the freezer. He kept them in the freezer until the soda in the bottles became frozen. He served this frozen drink to his customers and they loved it!

      He thought it would be great if there was a machine to make this unique frozen drink and began to build the machine himself. It took five years for Mr. Knedlik to build the first ICEE® machine. When he finally finished, he had just what he dreamed of, a machine that could pour a frozen, carbonated drink. By the mid 60's, about 300 ICEE® machines had been manufactured.

    9. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      Either 1972 or 43 are typos or you are really bad at math.

    10. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fully expect an F in your next math test, if you think 2005-1972=43.

      And with Slashdot editors, that means you can fully expect a "Slush Puppy at 43" story this fall.

      Either that or another "Slurpee at 40" story. If it's good enough to do once, it's good enough to do again.

    11. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I fully expect an F in your next math test, if you think 2005-1972=43.

      Maybe he's testing the new trig.

    12. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Slush Puppy actually ushered in the era of the iced crystal drink on November 12 1972. I fully expect a "Slush Puppy at 43" slashdot article this fall.

      Pardon my math, but wouldn't that make it only 33?

    13. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by HeliumHigh · · Score: 1

      I fully expect an F in your next math test, if you think 2005-1972=43

      Woah, his math is _way_ off! My goodness!! Come on, we all know thats wrong!


      The real answer is 42!

    14. Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 2015, didn't you get the memo?

  7. Nothing left to do now? by chrispyman · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how Slurpees have been around now for 40 years, you'd think that they'd have found some sort of technological improvement that could be applied to them.

    1. Re:Nothing left to do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I remember reading sometime back that the Slurpee formula was re-engineered to cause brainfreeze quicker. Something to do with the amount of ice, and the way in which the machiene carved the ice.

    2. Re:Nothing left to do now? by vought · · Score: 1

      I guess you haven't noticed that the cups have gotten bigger over the last 40 years.

    3. Re:Nothing left to do now? by xbradlyx · · Score: 2, Informative
      Clear Cup
      Dome Lid
      Octagonal Dome Lid (Prevented pressure build up when filling)
      Slurpee Soda Mixer
      Slurpee Float
      Diet Slurpee

      Yes, my family does own multiple 7-Eleven stores.

      -bradly

    4. Re:Nothing left to do now? by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

      Ah, don't forget the split flavor cups. I always thought those were a great idea, even if they aren't worth what they cost at most stores. You don't have to choose which flavor to get!

    5. Re:Nothing left to do now? by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      You can't improve on perfection.

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  8. The Slurpee's Secret to success by OSXpert · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Make low cost bad tasting fruit drink 2. Freeze taste buds and brains so drink tastes good 3. ?!?!?!?! 4. Profit! Step 5, of course, is to whore for Karma

    1. Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually the bad tasting fruit drinks are made by someone else. Coca-cola, Minutemaid, Fanta, and others sell the syrup which is used. Same syrup as in a fountain soda pop dispenser.

    2. Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Make low cost bad tasting fruit drink 2. Freeze taste buds and brains so drink tastes good 3. ?!?!?!?! 4. Profit! Step 5, of course, is to whore for Karma

      That's pretty much it. I have to admit I was never overly fond of the flavors offered. Your choice of Cola or fruit crap of the month, not a happy choice. If you were lucky you had more than two choices, or in the 80s when self serving machines became popular and you could mix your own crappy beverage, a mix of slurpee and your favorite carbonated drink, which to be honest was just as bad or worse.

      But I was very fond of the fact that on a hot summer day as a kid there was always a 7-eleven within bike distance that one could get a drink that was colder than the freezing point of water and cool off. That was pretty much the main reason I got slurpees.

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    3. Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Coca-cola, Minutemaid, Fanta, and others sell the syrup which is used.
      I believe you mean Coca-cola, Coca-cola, and Coca-cola sell the syrup. Don't buy into their branding crap. It's all the same company.

  9. What about the Orange Lazurus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't ANYONE ever watch The Adventures of Pete and Pete ?!

    And can we honestly forget about the Lime Balthazar and Grape Judas?

  10. Doh! by Harker · · Score: 1

    Brain Freeze!!!

    H.

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    1. Re:Doh! by MtlDty · · Score: 1

      Here's my cure for brain-freeze.

      Take another small slurp and leave it sitting on the tip of your tongue.

      I have no idea what causes the brain-freeze effect, nor why the solution works, but I've passed this technique on to many people and it does seem to defrost the brain near instantly.

    2. Re:Doh! by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember my mom[*] telling me once that it had something to do with overstimulation of the nerves in the roof of the mouth, or something.

      [*]Working as a neurosurgery nurse now ,so it's not exactly authoritative, but not as random as Uncle D, the real-estate agent, which conversation went something like this:

      GD: Why do slurpies give you a headache?
      D: Because you're drinking it too fast, asshole.
      GD: No, but what CAUSES the headache?
      D: Shut the fuck up and just drink it. Jesus.

      (Several F-bombs removed from D's speech.)

    3. Re:Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Doh! by DeanOh · · Score: 1

      I am the only one who is amazed by this domain name:
      http://www.brainfreeze.com/

  11. Yumm by bmantz65 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I could drink a slurpee or two every day. Currently, my local 7-11 has a killer lineup, IMO. They have their new Frawg flavor (green sour apple..its not bad, but I mixed it with Blue Rasberry) Dr. Pepper, Blue Rasberry, and Pepsi.

  12. Random Slurpee Facts by cente · · Score: 5, Informative

    Canadians purchase over 30 million Slurpees every year
    The average Slurpee drinker age is 29 years
    Manitoba is the "Slurpee Capital" of the world for the fifth year in a row (2003)! The 7-Eleven stores in Manitoba sell an average of 8,300 Slurpee drinks per store each month, compared to the national monthly rate of 5,900 and provincial rate of 7,200,which makes this Province the world leader in Slurpee sales.
    The top five Slurpee cities are:
                1. Winnipeg
                2. Calgary
                3. Regina
                4. Detroit
                5. Edmonton
    The frozen carbonated beverage was first invented in 1959 by a Kansas hamburger stand owner. Using an automobile air conditioner, he created a sophisticated piece of equipment that would freeze a carbonated soft drink and serve it in a sherbet-like form that could be sipped through a straw.
    To get that uniquely Slurpee consistency, each Slurpee machine has a compact refrigeration system that mixes syrup, carbon dioxide and water under pressure in a freezing chamber.
    Slurpees are served at -3C (or 28F)
    7-Eleven(r) began selling Slurpee, then called Icee, in its stores in the United States in 1965

    Credit to http://www.myslurpeecup.com/facts.html

    1. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by ogl_codemonkey · · Score: 1

      well... if you lived in Winnipeg... ^_^

    2. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      I used to live next door to a 7-11. Yes, I gained a lot of weight from 24 hour snacks. Sigh.

      Lucky for us, I moved and 7-11 long ago abandonded my new state -there literally aren't any 7-11s within hundreds of miles- so I don't have to worry about drinking too many Slurpees.

      We do still have Icee machines in assorted gas stations, and there's always the frozen drinks at QuikTrip which I like better than 7-11 anyway.

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    3. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      I live in Winnipeg. We don't actually buy Slurpees, we buy Big Gulps. By the time we get home after walking through the snow we have a Slurpee. The 7-Eleven marketing people will have me killed for telling you this.

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    4. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by Curtman · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Manitoba is the "Slurpee Capital" of the world for the fifth year in a row (2003)!"

      Make that six. :)

    5. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by UncleJam · · Score: 1

      That top 5 list is a little weird considering the climates for those cities. But people do buy a LOT of slurpees here in detroit.

    6. Re:Random Slurpee Facts by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      Say, I wonder why they're so popular in Canada.. is it because we aren't really quite so frozen as everyone south of us seems to think?

      Or wait, I know, maybe we just can't stand to be warm in summer, because it reminds us of how everything's *supposed* to be frozen ;)

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  13. Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. by Forbman · · Score: 1

    And then you have kids...

    "Daddy, can we get a slurpee, pleeeeeaaaaassseee?" (with typical kid's overdramatic exageration and drawing-out on 'please').

    Me? Never really did like them.

    But, were they really invented by Southland Corp? When were Icees introduced at KMart, since they always seemed to be there (KMart was probably Icee's biggest customer), and it wasn't until after 1980 I think when I first went into a 7-11...

  14. Icee's were better... by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...At least Icee's were available where I grew up. Plus at one time they had "Icee points" that you could save up and send off for "neat stuff." I neve rgot enough, though, but I sure did like the frozen Coke variety...

    http://www.icee.com/

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    1. Re:Icee's were better... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      No joke - thanks for the informative website. Now that I know my local Target has an Icee machine, I may just head down there and see if they're as good as I remember. Coke Slurpees are good, but the rest of the flavors tend to be just plain weird. If they use the same artificial cherry flavoring they used to, I know I'll enjoy an Icee again. :)

    2. Re:Icee's were better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear they'll be launching a new flavour next month: Icee Dead People. I bet that'll be a real stiff drink.

    3. Re:Icee's were better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop it, you're killing me.

    4. Re:Icee's were better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus at one time they had "Icee points" that you could save up and send off for "neat stuff."

      They still do.

      I have two points sitting right in front of my right now ... not to mention following the link you just gave, there's an offer for an "Icee light up straw - free with Icee points."

      Given I drink maybe two Icees per year on average, I'll have that straw in about 35 years.

    5. Re:Icee's were better... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      They still have icee points for stuff- check the website. "icee stuff"

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    6. Re:Icee's were better... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's PEOPLE!!! Icee Green is PEOPLE!!!

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    7. Re:Icee's were better... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      "Icee light-up straw", now there's something you won't find on ThinkGeek!

      I hadn't read through the site before I posted the link, but it's good to know they still have them. I haven't had an Icee since college, and I just found out they have a machine locally, so I'll have to start collecting those points... :-)

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    8. Re:Icee's were better... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, "Icee" you're right... :-)

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    9. Re:Icee's were better... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmmm, artificial fruit flavorings....

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    10. Re:Icee's were better... by nyckidd · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure their cherry hasn't changed..

      In December/January the local Target here (VA) carries a "Candy Cane" Icee that I highly recommend! What better than to add an additional cooling sensation to an already frozen beverage during winter.

    11. Re:Icee's were better... by doorbender · · Score: 1

      blue raspberry was my favorite.

      They had an Icee counter at the old Sears store in south minneapolis 20 years ago. I don't know if the store is even open there anymore. 3 or more floors of goods a good old fashioned department store. at the time it was the most boring thing for me to be dragged around by my mom as she shopped most of the time we went there it was to look for shoes for my huge feet or "good clothes" but I always looked forward to an Icee.

      might explain my penchant for frozen adult beverages.

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  15. hmmm... by darmey · · Score: 0

    Never seen a slurpee in my life. don't actually know what kind of thing it is. But I'm really doubted this actually IS a piece of news for nerds, you know.

  16. Bart and Milhouse - A squishy made entirely of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    syrup.

  17. Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and plenty of non-nerdy types use computers also, what's your point? knowing how long the slurpee has been around seems pretty nerdy to me... and delicious!

  18. As a former employee at local 7-11 store by layer3switch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate you, Slurpee. I hate you with all my blisters you gave me from mopping that tar of you, people spilled all over the floor.

    Although it was useful mouse/cockroach trap (a sweet death, oh what irony!), you surely leave a long trail of spills from one corner of the store to the door.

    Be the 40th birthday your last! I hate you, Slurpee!!!

    SLURPEEE!!!!

    ps: yes, i'm seeking professional help.

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  19. Southland licenced from Icee by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 1

    Slurpee was licensed from Icee. Icee machines were first sold in 1960, forty-five years ago. So, no. They were no invented by Southland.

  20. Slush Puppies by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    7-eleven did license the drink from ICEE. The major innovation introduced (aside from widening distribution in a common convenience store) that the Slurpee brought was carbonation.

  21. WoW! Was it THAT long ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summer of my tenth year was a HOT one, in what was still called "Silicon Gulch" back then, and when the local 7-11 in Sunnyvale introduced the Slurpee us kids were SO glad!

    We tried every flavor, every week for years...

    Alas, I haven't had one for 30 years now.

    But I still have several of the "buttons" that they gave away as promotions with each new flavor.

    My fave one is the yellow with red "I Slurped a REDEYE" on it!

    Hmmm, ebay'able?

    1. Re:WoW! Was it THAT long ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "my tenth year" - When I was ten years old

      "us kids" - we kids

      "alas" - faggot!! Who do you think you are, Hamlet?

  22. I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By now I would have expected to see at least one thread on the unsanitary conditions Slurpees are likely in at time of purchase due to the general environment (7/11) and said store's average patrons. 7/11 is the only class of food establishment to have received a C health inspection rating (in So. Cal) without being shut down. And there's always something mildly disturbing to me about the fact that most of the "counter space" in 7/11 food aisles consist of the tops of waste receptacles. So am I truly more of a germaphobe than most?

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    1. Re:I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hey, I was looking for that thread too.

      I once worked in a 7-11 and cleaning the machine was an eye-opener (when it got done).

    2. Re:I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors by RexRhino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Our germaphobia is making us weak. Healthy exposure to dirt, filth, and germs helps build a strong immune system. :)

      So long as rats aren't pooping plauge or hanta virus into the Slurpees, I think humanity will survive.

      I would be much more worried about the sugar causing tooth decay, or diabetes, or obecity, than I would be worried about germs from the thing.

    3. Re:I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what about those who have a weakened immune system? Should they just deal with it?

  23. Caffè Granita by OwlofDoom · · Score: 1
    arguably provided the inspiration for Starbucks' Frappuccino

    Surely this drink was much more likely inspired by a traditional Italian drink called Caffè Granita, made with coffee and crushed ice.

    Here in the UK, we don't have this Slurpee thing at all, but Frappuccino was not a surprise to any of us who had been to Italy when it arrived in our Starbuckses.

    1. Re:Caffè Granita by spacebird · · Score: 1

      This is possible, however, when Starbucks created the Frappucino (later emulated by countless others with their Blended Coffee Drinks) it was appealing to the non-coffee drinking crowd speficially, which is why Frappucinos are mostly syrup and have very little actual coffee in them. It makes more sense, then, that they were seeking a Slurpee-ish drink than a true coffee variant such as Caffe Granita. A closer comparison to the Granita might be their iced coffee, or "classic" Frappucino (which is no longer served in most Starbucks, and consisted of blended coffee, ice, and milk/cream.)

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    2. Re:Caffè Granita by catnap_seven · · Score: 1

      We've got Slush Puppie in the UK.

    3. Re:Caffè Granita by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK it's called slush puppy :)

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    4. Re:Caffè Granita by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      And we have both Slush Puppie and Slurpee here in Canada, which would seem to indicate that they're not one and the same....

      Slush Puppie is better, IMO. Matter of personal preference, though.

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    5. Re:Caffè Granita by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely this drink was much more likely inspired by a traditional Italian drink called Caffè Granita, made with coffee and crushed ice.

      "That Newfangled, Abominable, Heathenish Liquor called COFFEE, which Riffling Nature of her Choicest Treasures, and Drying up the Radical Moisture, has so Eunucht our Husbands, and Crippled our more kind Gallants, that they are become as Impotent, as Age, and as unfruitful as those Desarts whence that unhappy Berry is said to be brought."

    6. Re:Caffè Granita by markxz · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK, we don't have this Slurpee thing at all,

      We have (Tango) Ice Blast which is a frozen carbonated drink, we also have the Coke Varieties.

      They are less common in the UK due to our colder climate

      I think most KFC outlets stock the Ice Blasts

    7. Re:Caffè Granita by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Go to any Vue cinema and there'll be serving Tango Ice Blasts (or at least they were, I think the name has changed recently) behind the concessions counter. It's about the only refreshment I ever buy when I go to see a movie. Cherry, Raspberry, Bubblegum and Lemon/Lime are the only flavours I've encountered so far.

      Ice Blasts are a lot smoother than the original Slush Puppies, which could be a bit too icy and 'shardy'.

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    8. Re:Caffè Granita by markxz · · Score: 1

      Vue used to sell Ice Blasts (They were later branded 'Tango' Ice blast)

      Vue changed its soft drink supplyer from Britvic (Pepsi, Tango, 7-Up [who also supplied Iron Bru from Barrs]) to Coke so I suspect they don't now sell Ice Blasts.
      Coke have an equivalent product that I have seen in other cinemas so they may have got this instead.

      When I worked at a Vue (ex Warner Village) cinema the Ice Blast machines had an annoying habbit of going into a defrost cycle at the busy moments (luckly there were two machines with the same flavours so at least one was avalable especially if preemptive defrosting took place).

    9. Re:Caffè Granita by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the UK, we don't have this Slurpee thing at all

      Never had a Slush Puppy then?

  24. Rupert Jee's Frozen Fruit Whippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rupert Jee's Frozen Fruit Whippy beats the Slurpee any day!

    1. Re:Rupert Jee's Frozen Fruit Whippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rupert if you call it a Slurpee one more time they're gonna sue your ass off!

  25. 40 years.. by EiZei · · Score: 1

    .. and you still cant get them here.

  26. Gone...? by loyukfai · · Score: 1

    I remember Slurpee first introduced when I was a kid, but now it seems to be disappeared from 7-Elevens and Circle Ks in Hong Kong.

  27. Yeah nice, but.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Just don't even think about trying to make one at home without paying licensing fees.

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  28. Slurpee on LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever had a slurpee while on acid?

    It's insane.

  29. Unfrozen delights by Devlin-du-GEnie · · Score: 1

    I've pretty much stopped buying Slurpees because without fail, half of the machines have just unfrozen liquid at any 7-11 I visit.

    1. Re:Unfrozen delights by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Then wouldn't the other half be a failure? Thats like saying I've stopped driving my car because, without fail, one trip in a million causes death. Granted, the other 999,999 were perfectly safe -- but you can count on the deadly trip to be deadly. Its unsurvivable, works every time, consider your ticket punched, etc.

  30. beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, yeah, beer is a good substitute.

  31. Used to be a fan, but not for years now by m00j · · Score: 1

    I used to drink (or slurp) them all the time when i was young. I stopped that practice many years ago when i started getting stomach pains whenever I drank one from my local 7/11 in Hong Kong. From then on I believed that a rat must have fallen into the machine and it had NEVER been cleaned. Thus I have not had one ever since.

  32. Granita! by DavidNWelton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No no no... the original and still the best is the "granita":

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_ice

    which comes from Sicily. They are made with real fruit, and are absolutely delicious. I made a point of having at least one a day during a recent vacation in Sicily.

    http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granita

  33. Disgusting slurpee flavors by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Perhaps you'd like to try an experimental flavour of my own concoction. A delicious chutney squishy...You can really tasted the chutney!"
    --Apu

  34. Easy, fella... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    An all-syrup Super Squishy? Oh, s-s-such a thing has never been done.

  35. One last technological improvement they could make by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    The Slurpee-cooled CPU case mod.

  36. Frappucino's Origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just to set the record straight. The Frappuccino was NOT the invention of the those coffee infidels, Starbucks. The origin of the drink in the USA traces back to The Coffee Connection in Cambridge MA. A coffee institution in the Cambridge / Boston region until Starbucks bought out the owner in cash in the 1980's. The Coffee Connection was a classic coffee house serving mainly basic coffee's (for those day's in a cup without foam or cinnamon on top). The Frappuccino was introduced with the motto of "It's not coffee, but it taste's good".

    As far as I know, it was not inspired by the Slurpee.

    1. Re:Frappucino's Origin by keyspan · · Score: 1

      And to futher clarify the record, the first time I ordered a milkshake at a local Boston restaurant, I got a glass of milk that had been whipped up. The locals call milkshakes with icecream, frappes.

    2. Re:Frappucino's Origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really learn how to use apostrophes.

  37. ICEEs are older, better, and help you get girls by AngryNick · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Where I grew up, they were called ICEEs (say Ice-E) even at the 7-11. Anyone who called it a Slurpee was a pansy.

    The ICEE has been around more than 45 years and the first ICEE machine was sold in 1960. The Kansas City Starhas a good history on the Frizz/ICEE/Slurpee and its inventor, Omar Knedlik:

    ..."A pre-mix of most any flavor is placed inside the machine. There it is put under pressure. Any liquid increases in density when pressurized. Release of the pressure causes it to freeze. So when the liquid pours from the machine it freezes as it hits the cup."

    I suspect someone at 7-11 HQ has been screwing around with the settings, because a Slurpee is more liquidy than a ICEE. This appears to allow for faster consumption, which results in more brain freezing, which provides for a less enjoyable experience.

    As far as helping you hookup, the official ICEE cup is predominately blue and red. Time and again science has proven that women are attracted to blue and men are attracted to pink and red. Combine the higher brain freeze rate of the Slurpee and there's no lovin' tonight for Johnny.

    So there. Now stop calling it Slurpee! It's ICEE! It's pissing me off.

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  38. Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by wing03 · · Score: 1

    I gotta say that being a life long fan of flavoured slush drinks, that it didn't get any better than the Bloody Zit!.

    Ad campaign-wise, with the bus shelter posters of a kid trying to pop a pimple into a cup of blood red sour cherry slush.

    Just infront of the machine, are shakers of candy bits. Oily black head bits, green flesh eating bacteria, pus powder and dried scabs.

    Wish I had a link to put up....

    If you could get over the imagery, those candy bits really helped balance out the sourness of the cherry slush but I've lately found it a great thing to mix into coke slush to give you cherry coke slush.

    Happy birthday Slurpee and hats off to all the drinks spawned after it.

    1. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by wing03 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not the pimple popping into a cup, but equally as gross, here's a link for a tv commercial that likely aired on after school and Saturday morning cartoon time....

      Zit Licking

    2. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Ad campaign-wise, with the bus shelter posters of a kid trying to pop a pimple into a cup of blood red sour cherry slush.
      Just infront of the machine, are shakers of candy bits. Oily black head bits, green flesh eating bacteria, pus powder and dried scabs. Wish I had a link to put up....
      Oh, you're talking about "sloche". It came from Québec first, where it is marketed in french with intentionally disgusting names like:
      • Poussin frappé — Yellow coloured; it's a pun meaning either "smashed chick" or "chilled chick", illustrated by a chick with a black eye. Probably lemon flavoured.
      • Winchire wacheur — Blue coloured; that's frenchified "windshield washer". Was available in a miniature version of a windshield washer container. No idea what it might be flavoured.
      • Cheddar tropical – Orange coloured. Probably the most hilarious flavour; the logo is extremely kitch. Didn't dare try it, in case it might actually be cheddar-flavoured.
      • Goudron sauvage – Black (or very dark something) coloured; that's "wild tar". No idea on the flavour either.

      They only recently started to expand in english Canada where, I hear, " Bloody zit " is a hit... Here is the link http://www.sloche.com.

      uk.
    3. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by ZuggZugg · · Score: 1


      To quote the famous Napolean Dynamite:

      "GROSS!"

    4. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sloche and Froster are different products. Sloche is available in Couche-Tard stores (only in Quebec) and Froster is available in Mac's (available in provinces west of Quebec and the U.S. Midwest at Circle K). Couche-Tard, Mac's and Circle K are all owned by Alimentation Couche-Tard.

      Sloche is uncarbonated and Froster is carbonated. Sloche uses proprietary flavors and colorings that are the same across all stores Froster flavors are provided by the various fountain bottlers and vary by store. While the Bloody Zit toppings are new this year, Alimentation Couche-Tard has owned Mac's since 1999 and Froster pre-dates that.

    5. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Not the pimple popping into a cup, but equally as gross, here's a link for a tv commercial that likely aired on after school and Saturday morning cartoon time...

      Where may one aquire a bloody zit?

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    6. Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster by wing03 · · Score: 1

      Where may one aquire a bloody zit?

      Well, either by eating too much sweets and greasy foods. 8)

      Or, in Ontario, Canada at Mac's Milk convenient stores.

      Not sure about the rest of Canada. Though the logo has changed from a cat to an owl which reminds me of the Quebec based Provigo convenience store chain's logo in Quebec... and as a previous message from Quebec mentioned, they had it first.

  39. Prizes on the bottom by crosstalk · · Score: 1

    what was best were the sports coins you used to get at the underside of the cup, with the nice 3d effects those were great

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  40. Er, "said store's average patrons"? by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are you claiming that individual persons or ethnic groups that go to 7-11 tend to be dirtier than average?

    1. Re:Er, "said store's average patrons"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant people that are constantly high in one form or another.

  41. Alternatives by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    Wow, 40 years, didn't realize that. It wasn't until the late 70's I lived where Slurpees were available. Before that, I enjoyed Icees with the polar bear mascot. Or Chillie Willies (now there's a funny name in retrospect). Icees are the same as Slurpees, I believe, and had collectible stuff and points on the cups.

  42. what do you do about drooping temperature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the temperature drops a little low,
    and instead of frozen foam I get liquid droop?
    the guys in california can't fix that

  43. Here is a bit of history for you. :-) by Audacious · · Score: 1

    Although I'm dating myself by saying this (And I don't mean I'm going out with myself!):

    One of my first jobs while in high school was at a place called Borden's Heap-O-Cream. These ice cream shops were all the rage long before 7-Eleven came along. We used to make something called a Freezie (or maybe Freezy). Anyway, it is really simple to make and tastes really good. The ingredients are:

    1 pint of Sherbert
    1 bottle of carbonated water.

    Put the Sherbert into a blender with enough carbonated water to allow the blender to function. Blend. Pour. Enjoy. :-)

    The Sherbert is usually sickly sweet and the carbonated water is very bitter. By putting the two together you make a great frozen drink that is non-alcoholic and only kind-of sweet. 7-Eleven (in the south) was non-existent when we were making these. I think they later became known as Frosty Freezes or something similar. In any event - all Heap-O-Cream outlets closed when Borden Ice Cream decided to concentrate more on just selling their ice cream to grocery stores rather than try to have their own stores.

    And there is your bit of history! :-)

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  44. other slurpee-like beverages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Vita Pups?

    or the fabled Orange Lazarus?

  45. news for nerds by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    of course it is... its junkfood

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  46. Long Live Slush Puppies by olddotter · · Score: 1
    Slurpee's are normally crappy, but Slush Puppies rule. I probably spent $400 or $500 on Slush Puppies at the Pantry near my high school. (1988 $'s)

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  47. Icee, Slurpee, or Slush Puppy? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Down in these parts, we had what were called "Icees" [compare e.g. The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy].

    So which is the oldest: Icee, Slurpee, or Slush Puppy?

  48. Dr Fun commemorating by riflemann · · Score: 1

    clasic web cartoon with their take on the 40 year old slurpee.

  49. Regular or spicy? by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A coworker of mine claims he once held the Southern California record for Slurpee sales back when he was a 7-11 manager. His store was close to a business park and he kept a bottle of Wild Turkey under the counter...

    rj

  50. Re:They still sell iced coffees at starbucks by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    A closer comparison to the Granita might be their iced coffee, or "classic" Frappucino (which is no longer served in most Starbucks, and consisted of blended coffee, ice, and milk/cream.)

    Most Starbucks??? How is it that the three Starbucks I go to all serve the iced coffees. They still sell them.
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  51. Better Yet by lorenlal · · Score: 1

    For those of us who like a good cherry coke slurpee:

    1. Put your lid on first.

    2. Put in a little cherry flavor (amount to preference).

    3. Tap cup to settle everything.

    4. Place up to coke dispenser, and open it up immediately, release when it gets a little past halfway between the top of cup and lid opening.

    It's a blantant disregard for the "open slowly" rule, but when properly executed, you get a perfect mix of cherry and coke, otherwise unattainable without copious stirring.

    Interesting note: The farthest I've ever lived from a 7-11 is where I live now. 1 full mile.

    But it's on the way to/from work!

  52. ICEE was the first, half a decade before Slurpee by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2

    The ICEE debuted in 1961 5 years before the Slurpee. ICEE is the original, and the best.

  53. Ahhh, another Nick who sees the light! by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    Yes, the ICEE is the king daddy paw-paw of frozen drinks. The slurpee is a blatant rip-off, perpetrated by the Southland Corp who owned all the 7-11 stores. Being born in 1970 in north Texas, I grew up on ICEEs from the age I could walk until I was in junior high year when all the ICEE machines in my hometown disappeared and were replaced by those imposter slurpee machines. They were sold in "Jiffy" stores, also owned by Southland, and either renamed to 7-11 or torn down later on.

  54. You Insensitive Clods! by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

    My cousin died of an Orange Lazarus...

  55. Who Cares about the Slurpee? by scottc229 · · Score: 1

    Tell me when the 64-ounce kidney-tester that is the Double Gulp has a birthday!

  56. 7-Eleven! by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

    All of the 7-Elevens in my part of Toronto (Scarborough) closed and disappeared on the same weekend! Now if I want a delicious Slurpee, Double Gulp or Bawls, I have to take a 1-hour trip downtown.
    You don't really appreciate how much better they are than most convenience stores until they're not an option.

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    1. Re:7-Eleven! by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      You don't really appreciate how much better they are than most convenience stores until they're not an option.

      Really? I remember the closure in the early 80s of many 7-Elevens where I live. I never really missed them. The only unique thing they offered was a slurpee. Fountain drinks were ordinary though I guess you could say they were among the first to offer a huge drink. A really huge drink came in really handy.

      I "could" go to a 7-Eleven if I so wanted, but why bother? Technicaly they were a semi decent convenience store with a semi-decent grocery, but the local supermarket is under a mile away, the local 24 hour market is just over a mile away. There are other convenience stores that are closer and I haven't had a slurpee in years.

      I don't miss 7-Eleven. The milk was sour, the employees were treeted badly, and nothing they offer can't be bought elsewhere except the slurpee which I don't drink.

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  57. Re:Random Slurpee Facts --Why Winnipeg is #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple. In the summer, we drink them to cool off. In the winter, we drink them to warm up!

  58. lowish in calories by Hohlraum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you know that slurpees cuz they are frozen carbinated are pretty large for the amount of calories that they contain. if you contact the company they will send you pdfs containing nutritional information on them. I think they reason they don't just publish them is because the machines that create the slurpee vary in the thickness (the amount of base product) they dispence. so its possible to have two slurpees in the same size glass that are actually different in calories.

  59. Slurpee - The Original 40 Year Old Virgin by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny

    How appropriate for /.

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  60. No slurpees in Montreal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love slurpees. One of the disappointments about living in Montreal is that there are no slurpees. The closest thing is the "Sloche" (Sloche.com) which is available at the Couche-Tard convenience store. They've got great names (and marketing) with names/flavours like "Winchy-Wacher" and "Squished Chickens" and "Bloody Brain" (or at least the French equivalents)... but the stuff is so sweet that it's nasty. It's got gobs more sugar than a regular slurpee ... so much so that I haven't been able to drink the stuff in years. Yech.

  61. Learn something new... by writermike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh.

    I grew up in New Orleans where ICEE was king. They were in each and every Time Saver (local convenience chain)and were heavily advertised outside of Time Saver ads. I always thought they were a New Orleans' product. So, when Slurpee started to show up in New Orleans in the early 1980s, I figured THEY were the usurper. How dare they come in and try to kill ICEE.

    I really regret my boycotts and protests now, not to mention the dead cats outside of the stores. Sigh.

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  62. Re:Here is a bit of history for you. :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I'm dating myself

    Doesn't that make you go blind?

  63. "science has proven" ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First and foremost, that website seems to be a step below something like Redbook Magazine.

    Moving on, where did you get that this Red/Blue color thing is proven by science? From the link:

    What color can you wear to compel the opposite sex to
    approach you?

    According to Color Consultant Leatrice Eiseman, Director of the
    Pantone Color Institute and author of Colors For Your Every Mood,
    women are attracted to men wearing the color blue. And why
    wouldn't we be? According to Eiseman, guys who frequently
    wear blue are "stable, faithful, constant and always there." The
    blue guy is a fantastic candidate for a long-term relationship --
    someone who's dependable, momogomous and can match his
    own clothes.

    And what about the ladies? Eiseman says women should wear
    a pink- peach to make themselves most approachable. The
    color is "very flattering to most skin tones, it gives you healthy
    glow," and according to Eiseman, projects "a little vulnerability
    which brings out something protective in men."

    Want to wear a color that weeds out guys who can't handle
    strong women? Try a deep red, burgundy or plum. Men who
    aren't attracted to strong women will steer clear.

    Of all the colors, red is the most sensual. But, wear red with
    caution. "Red is the color of sex and power," says Eiseman.
    Red adds an element of excitement and attracts two types of
    men - men interested in sex, and men attracted to powerful
    women. Sure, you'll probably have to fend off a lot of freaks,
    but you could also end up attracting a guy that isn't threatened
    by the fact that you make a bigger salary.

    Concerned your wardrobe is driving people away? Stay away
    from what Eiseman calls "squished caterpillar yellow-green"
    which is said to repel both sexes equally.


    So, according to a "Color Consultant" (how can I get THAT job?) who is the director for the Pantone Color Institute, women are attracted to blue. Why? Because, according to this "expert", men in blue are "stable, faithful, constant, and always there." They are also dependable, monogomous, and can match their own clothes. This is NOT science. This isn't even pseudo-science. This is personal opinion. This is akin to tabloid horroscopes. The guy offers NOTHING to back up his claims other than some nice words that people might like to hear.

    I can only hope that you were being sarcastic in describing this as "proven by science". Or perhaps you are a member of the Zonk Science Club.

    1. Re:"science has proven" ?!?! by AngryNick · · Score: 1
      Yes, I was being sarcastic and/or pretending to write for cable news.

      It's widely accepted that you can add legitimacy to any bogus statement by using the "science" or "experts have said" in the same sentence? Oh, and "widely accepted" is another one to use for extra ump.

  64. Slurpee's inspired music too... by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1


    Check Out "Brainfreeze", a long mix from DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist. About 52 minutes long. Among many other bits, it features samples from Slurpees radio (or TV?) commercials. Very good stuff (if you like DJ-ing and scratching that is, but it features many styles at once, so listen to it).

    The vinyl even has "SLURP" written on it ...

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  65. My personal favorite: by Deacon_Yermouf · · Score: 2

    Coke slurpee + rum Extreeeeeme alcoholism!

  66. Thanks grammer NAZI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't hav don it witout ya...

    elitist skum!

  67. well isn't that interesting.. by Jaryn · · Score: 1

    and here i thought only the hot dogs were 40 years old.

  68. And It Is ALSO The Reason by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    that Zonk can't recognize a dupe when he sees it.

    Obviously Slurpees have frozen HIS brain as well.

    "News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters" - yeah, tell me again...

    In other news, Arby's roast beef sandwiches ROCK!

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    1. Re:And It Is ALSO The Reason by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And WHY THE FUCK am I getting this response after every post submission I do?

      "No discussion or comments found for this request. To create your own discussion, please use journals." /., FIX YOUR FUCKING SOFTWARE OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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  69. I don't get brain freeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't. I just don't. Never have. I have no idea what you're talking about. I get "chest freeze"--frozen food pipe. Anyone else like me?

  70. And guess who owns brainfreeze.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was another cool brainfreeze site out there (has perhaps a hundred videos of kids getting a brainfreeze - and the science & MRI scans of people getting one) but I forgot which one it was. I thought it was brainfreeze.com; but that appears to be owned by 7/11.

  71. Re:They still sell iced coffees at starbucks by spacebird · · Score: 1

    Yeah, iced coffee is still easy to find, but the "Classic Frappucino" (I've also heard it called the Café Frappucino) is a bit more difficult to find, at least in my region.

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  72. The Slurpee at 40 by speighd · · Score: 1

    I'll stick with italian water ice!!!!

  73. Greetings from the Slurpee Capital of the World! by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

    10 months out of the year, the ground is frozen. The other two months, we eat ice.

    Go figure.

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  74. From the perspective... by gidds · · Score: 1
    ...of a UKian, this story is fascinating. Mainly because I've never heard of any of these product names (nor even some of the shop names), which makes the story read a little like a comic novel!

    Seriously, I find it interesting how US culture seems so keen to embrace branding, product names (especially ones), slogans, etc. Over here, we still tend to use generic names more often than not. For example, if I need to blow my nose, I reach for a box of tissues, not a box of Kleenex -- even if they're made by that company. (In fact, the nearest box is branded, er, 'Londis Ultrabalm', so the latter would actually be wrong!)

    What intrigues me is why people complain about the big corporations, about their intrusive advertising and sales methods, and yet seem happy not just to go along with them, but to do half their work for them...

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  75. Pete and Pete ref.! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Major imaginary mod points from me, sir. Best episode ever. Frozen beverages will always be linked with youth baseball in my memories.

  76. My own machine? by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

    Michael Jackson reportedly plunked down $75.62 to install a Slurpee machine at Neverland Ranch.

    I'd pay that much for one...

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  77. ICEE Computer Center circa 1975 by drfuchs · · Score: 1
    In 1975 I was a summer computer intern at the National ICEE offices and factory in Philadelphia (where they also made Evans Sundae Toppings; the whole surrounding community could smell which flavor they were brewing up on any given day). Needless to say, we all knew that ICEEs beat Slurpees by a mile.

    They had an NCR Century 200 mainframe with at most 64Kbytes of short-rod (not "core"!) memory. The great thing about the Century CPU was that addresses had an "indirect" bit in them, so if you dereferenced an address, it might cause a further dereference, etc., down to an arbitrary depth of 5, at which point the cpu would throw an interrupt to avoid a hardware loop (this sort of thing would be handy for relocatable object memory ala Java, but they were a few decades early). Also, all instructions had a whole byte for the operand length, so you could, say, add two 255-byte integers in a single instruction (though, sadly, not in a single cycle); this came in handy, oh, maybe once in the history of the architecture.

    Applications were in Cobol or NEAT/3 (assembly language with a few high-level file i/o operations glommed on). All the career programmers chain-smoked as they pored over the multi-hundred-page green-and-white-striped hard copies of their code. There was, of course, no interactive debugging; instead, you'd add some "print" statements (punch cards, that is to say) to your deck, submit them to the reader, and wait maybe a few dozen minutes for your output if things weren't busy. This gave you plenty of time to hang out in the machine room, which was just as well as it was the only air-conditioned spot in the building.

    I once accidently over-wrote the 9-track tape with the current week's accounting info, and while trying to recreate it from the delta tape managed to over-write the previous week's, too. Each tape took hours and hours to create, and Mr. Fred Rump, the director of the operation, was extrememly nice about it. Thanks, Mr. Rump.

  78. one word by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    RUM.
    ok vodka would be good too, possibly whisky. yup it needs some C2H6O... It must be saturday night, and I am in need of some libation.

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  79. straight info on Frappucinos by dread+minerva · · Score: 1

    Frappucinos are not made from syrup. They are made from a blend of coffee, sugar and milk that is prepared fresh daily in every store. To be fair, the milk-based part of Frappucinos come pre-made in boxes, but I think this is done to maintain consistency, not to lower product quality. The only syrups used in a Frappucino are the flavor syrups like Caramel or Mint Chocolate Chip.
    <P>
    A "Classic Frappucino" is generally called a Coffee Frappucino (hint: if you ask a barista for a "classic Frappucino", they'll ask you if you mean a coffee frappucino because there is no such thing as a classic frappucino). It consists of Frappucino blend and ice. If your local store makes Caramel Frappucinos or Java Chip Frappucinos, it definitely is capable of making Coffee Frappucinos. You might not want to call a classic, or coffee Frappucino a "cafe Frappucino" because the barista might confuse this with the new Cafe Vanilla Frappucino (coffee frappucino with vanilla bean).
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    As another poster pointed out, Starbucks did get the name from a regional shop it bought out, but the idea was pitched by a few store managers in SoCal previous to the purchase. Between their suggestions and tweakings and the Massachussetts's shop's drink's name, you have the present-day Frappucino. The term "frappucino" comes form a combination of the Italian word for ice, "frappe", and cappuccino, to denote that it is a coffe-based drink (then came along the creme frappucinos . . . G-d help us all).
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    BTW, all this information is available through publicly available books or by asking your friendly local barista. The NDA I assume exists was tightly skirted.

  80. three cheers for... by kwoff · · Score: 1

    ...obesity and diabetes! Yeah!

  81. Re:Creme frappucinos or milkshake by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    The term "frappucino" comes form a combination of the Italian word for ice, "frappe", and cappuccino, to denote that it is a coffe-based drink (then came along the creme frappucinos . . . G-d help us all).

    Yeah because we all know that frppucino is a better word for a vanilla milkshake.:)
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  82. feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All indians smell like shit and are cs majors. Fuck cs majors. Theater majors are cooler.