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Depends on your perception of fun tech job. If you enjoy running around with a Nerf gun, unemployement is not to blame, the problem is between the chair and keyboard.
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I work at office and... I'm not wearing pants? Heh!
frites
Okay, done.
CNN can lick my rectum big time. Do you go to McDonalds for culinary tips? nuff said.
So you worked for YEIST.COM, where they sudomize raging homosexuals as cobaye for laboratory experiments.
Must be why Intel junk is so expensive, you're paid to play games.
The General let you install Linux? I didn't know that communism was allowed in US Army.
Depends on your perception of fun tech job. If you enjoy running around with a Nerf gun, unemployement is not to blame, the problem is between the chair and keyboard.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking a five-year old?
A: When you hear her pelvis break.
Nope, we have no idea. Will you let us know?
Sorry sir. We are only suggesting things, we don't actually do what we suggest. Hope this help.
Yah, but is Janet Reno a male or female? Who knows...
Update Remember this story when we first ran it? Hemos doesn't. Obviously he was a bit pre-occupied this orning. Wonder why.
Hemos was pre-occupied sucking his own cock with his freshly removed lower ribs.
Goat fuckers have backdoor infection.
When was the last time you checked? Nowadays Slashdot has barely 3 users. Comments are astroturfed by own staff using multiple personas.
All I see up there is my ugly ceiling. What should I do?
One would think it's called pop the cherry.
For the chance to win twenty gallon of hot jiz down your throat. Is that your final answer?
I know you! You're the old fart who spend all day at the shopping mall mumbling furiously to every passers.
Wesley Willis is a fuckin weirdo. Did he learn poetry from garbage cans?
And believe me, I did some dumb-ass things.
Yep, I know. Like sitting on my lap all night long.
No he is right, Richard Stallman should take a shower once in a while.
The Unix community should be worried about worms. When was the last time Richard Stallman changed underwear?
Step right up whitey, I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. Would you like clouds with that?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.