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  1. Re:By how things are going... on 2004 MN4 Asteroid Odds Inching Up Again · · Score: 1

    And if we remain alive after the asteroid hits we'll have even more chance of getting laid! Think repopulation.

  2. Re:Is it really worth the trouble? on Caveats In Reselling DSL Bandwidth To Neighbors? · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that it's not income taxable since there's no (monetary) income.

  3. Solution! on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    Yahoo! should have a tick box in the subscription form which says something in the lines of "I want to grant access to my data to my heirs after my departure" and one oeither ticks or unticks as necessary.

    Problem solved.

  4. Re:Don't p*ss of the maintenance people... on Revolutionary Tower in Brazil · · Score: 1

    That's not the impression I got when I looked CLOSELY at the building.

  5. Re:Don't p*ss of the maintenance people... on Revolutionary Tower in Brazil · · Score: 1

    "next thing you know, they turn the RPMs up to about 60"

    That would be very useful for cleaning the apartment.

  6. Re:Well, duh... on What Interests High-School Students? · · Score: 1

    I'm not a high school student... but I'm still interested.

  7. Re:Or maybe... on Face Recognition Needs 3 Areas Of Human Brain · · Score: 1

    Rothstein's team used a computer to create a series of images in which the countenance of film star Marilyn Monroe gradually morphed into that of former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher


    I bet you'd have some trouble classifying whether it's a hot girl's face or not halfway through the morph!

  8. Re:Mistake on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 1

    I think they mean "40 million lines of bugs"

    ... or ONE helluva BIG bug.

  9. How many astronauts? on Space Station Crew Forced to Cut Calories · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...the astronauts, one American and one Russian..." That's just ONE astronaut right?

  10. Re:Hrmm on Too Many Computers Hurt Learning · · Score: 1

    Yes I can imagine an IM wich refuses to submit messages not written in grammatically correct English.....

    [TBlair] Do you think we should encourage a democratic Palestinian leadership?
    [GBush] Yes
    [TBlair] Do you have any ideas on how me might proceed in order to do this?
    [GBush] Yes
    [TBlair] Can you give me the specific details?

    [TBlair] Hello?
    [TBlair] Are you still there?

  11. Re:i am left handed and yes... on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 1

    What about ambipedous people?

  12. Re:Good for Australia, sucks to Haradine on Australia Chooses Education Over Filtering · · Score: 1

    I don't know Brian Harradine but knowing how (elected) politicians usually work I can assume that he is probably a f*ck-wit BECAUSE of your parents.

    Before you skin me alive let me explain...
    Polititicans usually propose and say stuff that they know the majority of their electors like to hear.
    Otherwise they wouldn't be (re)elected wouldn't they?

  13. True Liars on Lying Makes The Brain Work Harder · · Score: 1

    "it seems to take more brain effort to tell a lie than to tell the truth "

    That gives a very clear indication of how intelligent politicians really are!

  14. Nagging phone on Smarter Phones Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    "These things will learn to nag you if you try drinking too much the night before, learn who your friends are [etc. etc.]"

    Do I have to buy this thing... or do I have to MARRY it?

  15. Re:Countermeasures? on Color Laser Printers Tracking Everything You Print · · Score: 1

    "I find it hard to think of a situation in which I would print anonymously."

    Love letter to a government official?

  16. Obligatory HHGTTU quote mangling on Dolphin Jumps Again with Artificial Fin · · Score: 3, Funny

    So long, and thanks for all the fins.

  17. Re:An advanced society.... on Internet Hunting · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Disability comes as a result of being impaired. Whilst it is true that when speaking of disabled persons most people think about physical/mental impairments these are not the only kinds of impairments that can exist.

    I for one am socially impaired.

    I do go to a shrink and do all effort to get better and I can assure you it is a 'painful' and difficult process. The real problem with my life as a socially impaired person is that people fail to recognize my abilities and capabilties... they only see my DISABILITY.

    So, even though I don't move around in a wheelchair and talk through a voice sythesizer I am still disabled in today's society. As a rule of thumb, if you're not considered normal you're disabled in one way or another.

    [And yes, I have mucho problems getting close to anybody and never managed to find a long term mate because of my strange character. Please note that I did not choose my character by any deliberate decision; it's a result of a lot of factors that are/were beyond of my control]

  18. Leonardo's Code on The Real da Vinci Code · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The notion that da Vinci was some sort of proto-computer geek is not as far-fetched as it sounds."

    How long until someone comes up with Leo's GEEK code? ;-)
    I've tried but I could not make heads and tails out of it:- I don't know Leo *that* far.

    If you're still unwashed and do not know what a geek code is have a look at: http://www.geekcode.com/

  19. Re:Neurosmith Babbler on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: 1

    You mean there are languages other than english?

  20. Re:Brandon Routh Bio on Superman Set To Fly · · Score: 1

    If you stop and think about it...

    This this guy must interpret a role where he is suposed to wear red underwear OVER blue spandex tights.
    In addition, imagine yourself in this situation: You've got 'lot of stuff under your belt', you're wearing the friggin costume and you're in a scene with the type of girl that is usually choosen to do Lois Lane's part... [Is that an oscar or you're just happy to see me?]

    Let me tell you, the guy is just perfect for the part!

  21. Hmmm.... on Digital Cameras Help Alert Sleepy Drivers · · Score: 1

    Just wait until your boss put one of those in your cubicle.

  22. Re:Goddamnit! on RFID Not Just for Kids · · Score: 2, Funny

    "How am I supposed to have any fun if I can't accidentally get separated from the wife?"

    Just place your RFID tag in your mother-in-law's handbag.

    That should do the trick.

  23. Re:This guy is my hero. on Replace Your Windows With LCD Panels · · Score: 1

    "Hot chicks helping him solder? ...solder?"

    I used to work in a small factory that had 30 girls doing hand soldering, and oh boy, I can tell you they were really good at it. I'm not bad with a soldering iron myself, but these girls were exceptional! They were hot too!

    However, for sake of completeness I have to say that only four of them knew something about electronics. All the others just knew what the symbols on the board meant and what was supposed to be soldered in.

  24. Wobbly ride on Jet-Powered Wheelchair · · Score: 1

    "Mr Cannella's mother-in-law, who had bought a new wheelchair, has Parkinson's disease."

    I also noticed that the weelchair has a steering wheel.

    Wheelchair
    Jet engine
    Parkinsons
    ????
    Profit! (Inheritance)

  25. Re:How about brew-your-own alternative fuel? on Build Your Own Hybrid-Electric Car? · · Score: 1

    By any chance... is the state Texas?