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  1. Re:Could a mobile on the beach connect to a ship? on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 1

    ...be glad of that, though. Otherwise I'd surely be telling the rest of Slashdot about the intimate details of your relationship with your mother and the obscurity you call your castle; in her words a basement.

    That's ok. I'm only a nerd who lives in my moms basement in the Slashdot Realm. AFK, I'm relatively normal.

  2. Re:Could a mobile on the beach connect to a ship? on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 1

    NB: Oh, wtf. I just spent MINUTES creating this account, and only now do I realise that those bastards fucking stripped out the slash in slashdot. They don't fucking even show a notice, and their "account creation" confirmation screen shows all chars. Those fucking bastards.

    As a supposed slashdot oracle, shouldn't you have known that would happen? I'll bet the real Slashdot oracle would have.

  3. Re:Idiotic article on Casinos Warn iPhone Card-Counting App is Illegal · · Score: 1

    What would you do as a dealer if someone always tapped something into their phone between BJ hands and varied their betting amounts?

    Besides take their money? Nothing.

  4. Re:100 hours?! Luxury!! on How Does a 9/80 Work Schedule Work Out? · · Score: 1

    Why, back in our day we would wake at quarter-to-ten, half-an-hour before we went to sleep, then we'd pay $10 to go work in the mines for 28 hours a day, 373 days a year, double-time on holidays. And we considered ourselves lucky!!

    You had it easy. When we worked in the mines, we didn't have any fancy "elevators". We had to climb down, both ways!

  5. Re:Feds can track my cell phone... on Feds Can Locate Cell Phones Without Telcos · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how a sceptic tank works.

    Isn't a sceptic tank the opposite of a think tank?

  6. Re:Recent conversation with co-worker on Mark Cuban Charged With Insider Trading · · Score: 1

    He says" Yeah the inventor of the internet---MARK CUBAN."

    Mark Cuban?! HAHAHA.

    What an idiot. Everbody knows Al Gore invented the internet.

  7. Better plan on Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello there ladies. Would any of you be interested in participating in my scientific experiment to reduce the risk of human extinction?"

  8. Re:dvdisaster on How To Verify CD-R Data Retention Over Time? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great idea!

    For a less technological approach, I simply BUY whatever CD or DVD I want to keep.

    I thought about doing that, but wasn't able to find any of my source code or family photos on DVD at my local store. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place. Where do you shop for yours?

  9. Obviously on The Greatest Scientific Hoaxes? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Man landing on the moon. Duh.

  10. Re:A twosome. on Hydrogen-Producing Bacteria Could Provide Clean Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    N2 + 8H+ + 8e- + 16 ATP -----> 2NH3 + H2 + 16ADP + 16 Pi

    Let me get this straight... we get free hydrogen AND pie ?! Sign me up.

  11. Re:The absolute best book on Where to Find Axles, Gears For Kinetic Sculpture? · · Score: 1

    You can access the original edition (1871) here for free

  12. Re: I think we should be able to on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. I just read some of this tripe and I'd like to punch this guy right in his arrogant face.

    What, for free? That's valuable labor!

    Yeah, but it's a labor of love.

  13. Noob on Gamer Plays Over 30 Warcraft Characters · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't he realize he can virtualize his 36 accounts and 11 computers into a single WoWoW account.

  14. Verizon responds on Verizon Exposes the Wrong 1,200 Email Addresses · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We just wanted to make sure you could hear us now"

  15. Aged?! on Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine · · Score: 1

    "Lets splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff."

  16. Re:Why on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 1

    Plus, don't forget about the free prison sex once you are "retired"

  17. Re:Denied it? You bet. on Toxic Fumes From Mac Pros? · · Score: 1

    Then it must be true. After all, the one who denied it, supplied it.

  18. A Strange Game on Blizzard Awarded $6M Damages From MMOGlider · · Score: 1

    The only winning move is not to play

  19. Re:Crysis, the affirmative answer to the old quest on Review: Crysis Warhead · · Score: 1

    Could God create a game with such steep requirements that he, himself, could not run it?

    Yes. In fact I hear he works over at 3D Realms.

  20. Heck of a job on State of Kentucky Seizes Control of 141 Domain Names · · Score: 1

    Registrant:
    Commonwealth of Kentucky
    Michael Brown (secretaryofjustice@ky.gov)

    Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.

  21. Re:Simple: on San Fran Hunts For Mystery Device On City Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because I'm a fucking dumbass and didn't think about it....

    You should apply for a job at the San Francisco IT department. I hear they are short an incompetent network administrator.

  22. Re:OSS Textbooks kick serious... on Virginia Begins Open-Source Physics Textbook · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how many trees I'm saving. or something, whatever.

    Query: If a tree is saved from being felled in the forest, but no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?

  23. Re:Realtime LHC Data on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    the very existence of the planet relies on the compatibility of my browser? No thanks!

    All the more reason for everyone to switch to Firefox

  24. Re:Realtime LHC Data on LHC Success! · · Score: 1
    That site is a fake. Check out the source code. It just has the word "NO" in plain text, with no actual verification of earthly destruction.

    For a more accurate update, try here: http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

  25. Re:World's first "Unclonable" RFID Chip cloner on World's First "Unclonable" RFID Chip · · Score: 2, Funny

    The team is now accepting donations of Red Bull, Grey Goose and Hawaiian skunk as they add a module to metasploit to further simplify the attack.

    Later that day.... "The team is now accepting donations for their legal defense fund."