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Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction

wiredog sends in a study from the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center Center For Biosecurity, assessing risks of human extinction and the costs of preventing it. "In this century a number of events could extinguish humanity. The probability of these events may be very low, but the expected value of preventing them could be high, as it represents the value of all future human lives."

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  1. Why bother? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

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    1. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speak for yourself, human.

    2. Re:Why bother? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

      Not true, as I have programmed Lamentobot for exactly this purpose, and his nuclear heart will ensure that he will be around to cry over the passing of human kind should we be wiped out any time in the next twenty thousand years.

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    3. Re:Why bother? by JayAitch · · Score: 1

      Except for this guy.

    4. Re:Why bother? by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's like the evil twin of the anthropic principle. Good one.

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    5. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

      Obviously you haven't thought this completely through. Have you considered that the most likely cause of our extinction will be the invention of artificial intelligence robots that need to burn humans for fuel? Of course you haven't. Nobody does. The fools!

      (and yes, the robots will lament the fact that they can no longer use carbon rich bipods for fuel)

    6. Re:Why bother? by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, human or not we're all doomed. Deal with it.
      The Last Question

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    7. Re:Why bother? by gnick · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry - I should have credited that. Short story by Isaac Asimov dealing with the end of life everywhere written in 1956.
      Here's the wiki for anyone who just wants the gist without reading all 5 or 6 pages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Question

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    8. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait.... don't you mean this guy....? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KeithR2.JPG

    9. Re:Why bother? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Why is everything centralized around a single point of failures?

      Because that's where you put the meter.

      Why is all of humanity on the brink of extinction?

      Because that's how you make them continue to pay.

      How can we reduce the risk of human extinction?

      Think about it...

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    10. Re:Why bother? by philspear · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've thought about it, and what I came up with was the following: Meter? What? Huh?

    11. Re:Why bother? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I've thought about it, and what I came up with was the following: Meter? What? Huh?

      Think harder. You can figure this out. I have faith in you. Billions wouldn't, but I do.

      As Rob Schneider would say...

      You can do it!

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    12. Re:Why bother? by NuclearError · · Score: 1

      No, this guy.

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    13. Re:Why bother? by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      You must not have seen the movie AI.

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    14. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Imagine if there was a disaster in waltz time.

      Unthinkable, yes?

      The end of humanity should be in a dignified 4/4.

    15. Re:Why bother? by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, human or not we're all doomed

      What the fuck, man! You totally ruined the ending of life for me! The least you could have done was put a spoilers tag around that! Come on!

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    16. Re:Why bother? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Meter? What? Huh?"

      Darned Europeans thinking they can explain everything with their metric system.

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    17. Re:Why bother? by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if all you die, I wo...

      Wait a minit, are you going to take the 'net with you?

    18. Re:Why bother? by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      I'll try but it doesn't really fit

      The single point of failure is centralized government.

      The meter is there because we rely on it to evaluate threats, to finance a good chunk of science, etc.

      We continue to pay taxes.

      We can reduce the risk of extinction by reducing all forms of centralization, starting with government.

      Then again I have an anarchist bias.

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    19. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did you a favor. Even if the human species was guaranteed to go extinct in your lifetime, your odds of seeing it are only 1 in 6 billion!

    20. Re:Why bother? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Since this is an article talking about extinction, does anybody know how the odds are looking for those two major asteroids heading our way? I believe the first is due to arrive in 2029,and the second in April of 2031. In this video by Neil Degrass Tyson he talks a little bit about it and deflection scenarios,but I haven't really heard much more about it. Anybody have any good links?

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    21. Re:Why bother? by Steneub · · Score: 0

      That's so... sad.

    22. Re:Why bother? by Arterion · · Score: 1

      The page the story did have a copyright notice for Isaac Asimov, 1956. So I think you were okay.

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    23. Re:Why bother? by codeMunky · · Score: 1

      I used to be your average Joe Sixpack. After 8 years of Bush, I'm now your average Joe 40-oz.

      I used to be your average Joe Sixpack. After 8 years of Bush, I'm now your average Joe Gaylord.

      There fixed that for you! I mean I like p***y, but 8 years straight? Without a breather? That'd be enough to make anyone switch hit!

      Full disclosure: I am not an american (Thank God/Buddha/Allah/Xenu/Cthulu/Spaghetti Monster/whoever).

    24. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot thank you enough for those links! I wracked my brain trying to recall the title or author of this story some time ago, eventually gave up, figured the story was lost to me forever.
          I think you're great.

    25. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ShieldW0lf is a very, very strange person. On the surveillance paranoia article he talked about how people do make fun of him on the streets and that he wasn't just imagining it. There is more to this individual but I don't feel like identifying myself.

    26. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't really so much about copyright - After all, I just put a link up. It's the fact that most people won't bother clicking on a link to some random web-site with no more description than "The Last Question". Not wanting anyone interested to miss out, I wanted to clarify a bit what I was linking to - I know I'm a lot more likely to click on a link that I know goes to an Asimov short story than some random title I've never heard of.

      Cheers.

    27. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being mysterious feels like it makes a weak, poorly thought-out argument stronger, but it doesn't.

    28. Re:Why bother? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      If we leave good persistent evidence behind us, then the study of why could net some exoanthropologist his Ph.D.

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    29. Re:Why bother? by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      Why is all of humanity on the brink of extinction?

      Because that's how you make them continue to pay.

      To "make them continue to pay" for example for worthless, disposable, plastic crap because no other viable options are available to purchase, wouldn't one need to hold a monopoly, or a few hold an oligopoly? Ah, I just remembered our recent re-distribution of wealth to the richest 1% of Americans via the tax code, followed by a $700,000,000,000 bailout which is to be funded by borrowing from China, further impoverishing all of us via inflation, except for the wealthiest 1%, who never earned anything but obtain wealth only by movement of capital and re-calculating of abstractions of value according to advantages they've purchased from Congress. Never mind, "how you make them continue to pay" makes perfect sense.

      How can we reduce the risk of human extinction?

      Think

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    30. Re:Why bother? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      -1 uncomfortable truth

      More like "-1 what the HELL are you talking about?"

  2. No problem! by serutan · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as we can round up a hardy crew of misfits and renegades and train them to be astronauts, we can handle anything!

    1. Re:No problem! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      What about middle managers, hairdressers, telephone sanitizers, etc.?

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    2. Re:No problem! by servognome · · Score: 1

      We need more, just look at what happened to the Golgafrinchans when they got rid of them.

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    3. Re:No problem! by dontthink · · Score: 1

      Ship them off on the B-Ark. Although we then have to deal with the prospect of being wiped out by a virulent disease spread by dirty telephones...

    4. Re:No problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking "Terraform Mars" misfits or "Go Beyond the Impossible and Kick Reason to the Curb" astronauts?

      Or am I just watching too much anime?

    5. Re:No problem! by narcberry · · Score: 1

      As long as we can round up a hardy crew of misfits and renegades and train them to be astronauts, we can handle anything!

      I admit, I laughed. But instead of mocking hollywood, maybe we should be constructive and learn the secrets of SAW, Jaws, and Rocky.

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  3. Grey goo by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    With the rise of nanotech, grey goo has always been a popular vision of the end of the world. After recently reading Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep , however, what I'm more scared of is the combination of nanotech and AI that would reduce human beings to mere drones of a hive mind. Is the human race still human if it's subjugated to the will of our future digital overlords?

    1. Re:Grey goo by serutan · · Score: 1

      I think of the liability litigation industry as a form of grey goo.

    2. Re:Grey goo by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm more scared of is the combination of nanotech and AI that would reduce human beings to mere drones of a hive mind. Is the human race still human if it's subjugated to the will of our future digital overlords?

      More to the point, does it matter?

      Is there a point to clinging to what we are now, beyond the same sense of nogstalgia that we feel when we hear of some historical location being renovated/removed to make way for something better?

      I may not be a Transhumanist but I'm also not entirely certain trying to keep us as we are today is all that beneficial. Or that the ultimate end of the journey will be made with our footsteps.

    3. Re:Grey goo by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Insightful

      human beings to mere drones of a hive mind.

      Would that really be much different from the way things are now? I'm not trying to be a dick, but in my view we tend to deny the fact that while we are individuals, the greater whole of humanity tends to behave quite like a hive. Look at a busy intersection for a while - we are social and quite hive-like.
      I would say that we are a pretty successful mostly hairless ape - but we most likely aren't gonna make it. Something might make it, but I doubt it will be us (it might be related, but I don't think we would recognize it). In any case - this planet belongs to the bacteria and it always will, I'm just thankful they have let us hang around for this long.

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    4. Re:Grey goo by HermDog · · Score: 1

      With the rise of nanotech, grey goo has always been a popular vision of the end of the world. After recently reading Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep , however, what I'm more scared of is the combination of nanotech and AI that would reduce human beings to mere drones of a hive mind. Is the human race still human if it's subjugated to the will of our future digital overlords?

      It doesn't matter as long as we keep forcing you to ask that question so you think it hasn't already happened.

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    5. Re:Grey goo by Hellpop · · Score: 1

      Well, you should see an adequate simulation of this in the US gov't for the next 4 years.

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    6. Re:Grey goo by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Nanotech grey goo is doomed to impossibility. Why? Power. You can't extract energy from your environment by chewing up concrete and dirt and stuff. Notice how you don't see very many organisms eating dirt and rock? If you want real energy from the environment around you, you're stuck competing with bacteria, algae, fungi, plants, and what-not.

      Real nanotech dangers are like "a bunch of small particles get in the environment and it's like some hybrid of mercury and asbestos" (in terms of accumulation of mercury and the damaging properties of asbestos).

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    7. Re:Grey goo by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've (science fiction writers, newspaper reporters, even the people building them who should know better) been calling computers "thinking machines" and "electronic brains" since the existance of electronic computers.

      Computers still don't think and I don't forsee them thinking; not digital computers, in any case. Thought and feeling are chemical processes, not binary arithemetic with NAND and NOR gates.

      If we are controlled by computers, the computers will be controlled by men; the same rich, powerful, and evil men who control us now and who have always controlled us in the past.

      The real Matrix will have a human archetecht. The real termnators will be controlled by humans. "Gray goo" is a fanciful concept that came out of someone's pipe, much like Von Daniken's aliens in the '70s.

      Note that I'm a cyborg; the device does not control me, I control it.

      There is very little that will be able to make us extinct in the next hundred years. We are in less danger of extinction than we ever were (and some fifty to a hundred thousand years ago humans almost did become extinct).

      No need to worry about extinction, as the risk is infinitessimal and besides, you won't be around to see it anyway.

      I, on the other hand, am certain to become extinct in the next fifty years.

    8. Re:Grey goo by eabrek · · Score: 1

      Nanotech grey goo is doomed to impossibility.

      Carbon based life has little use for the silicon in dirt. Silicon based goo can convert it into solar panels...

    9. Re:Grey goo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Wherever you go, there you are.

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    10. Re:Grey goo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Your interface to your device is physical, not neural. I guess the definition of cyborg is whatever it is going to be, but a guy swinging a hammer isn't a cyborg, and you just happen to be swinging this hammer with some muscles inside your eye.

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    11. Re:Grey goo by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      The average person watches something like four hours of television a day. Not to mention time spent, both at home and at work, in front of a computer. Throw in cell phones, iPods, PDAs, etc. and it begs the question: What's this about future digital overlords?

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    12. Re:Grey goo by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      what I'm more scared of is the combination of nanotech and AI that would reduce human beings to mere drones of a hive mind

      Scared of this? Hell, I'm looking forward to it!

      The Combine supresses our reproduction for a very good reason.

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    13. Re:Grey goo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per the American Heritage Dictionary:

      cy-borg [sahy-bawrg]
      -noun
      a person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device.

      This confirms something that I've suspected for a while. Not only is mcgrew a cyborg, apparently Cheney is too (and anyone else with a pacemaker).

    14. Re:Grey goo by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      My sole hope in life is that someday I'll have a legitimate excuse to scream out "It's not my goddamn planet! Understand, monkeyboy?". Should that ever happen, my life will be complete.

    15. Re:Grey goo by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      Did you read what the GP wrote? The silicon is already at such a low energy state that it's far more practical to get your energy from places like glucose, where plants have already done the hard stuff (captured the energy of a photon) for you.

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    16. Re:Grey goo by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >Notice how you don't see very many organisms eating dirt and rock?

      Like lichens? There are lots of monocellular organisms that are lithotropic. The only reason they don't do better is because you don't get *much* energy when you convert complex rocks into simpler oxides, so it takes a long time to do a good job of it and in the meantime an animal comes along and eats you. But where I live, all the rocks are covered in lichens and they're slowly digesting them.
      If you don't have a natural predator, and you're willing to reproduce slowly, rocks make great food: there are a lot of them about. But as long as there is anything more complex than two- or three-atom oxides and nitrides, there is still energy to be derived from breaking them down, and something, somewhere, has made that its foodstuff.
      (I don't know of anything that eats concrete, but asphalt is digested by bacteria, so I wouldn't be surprised to find out that there's something that can crack concrete down into calcium oxide and sulfur dioxide.)

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    17. Re:Grey goo by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Ok, so the grey goo will only consume all organic matter on Earth, instead of all matter. How does this make it any safer?

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    18. Re:Grey goo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's not like all matter is made of energy or something...

    19. Re:Grey goo by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If the hammer is inside you, you're a cyborg. My cousin was an uber-cyborg for a matter of months - she literally had no heart. Her heart failed due to an infection and it had to be surgically removed. They implanted a pump in her chest until she could get a donated heart. AFAIK it had no neurological connections.

      We're a long, long way away from Star Trek's "Borg".

      But consider: what if, instead of an artificial lens controlled by muscles, the retina was destroyed (Retinitis pigmentosa, Macular degeneration, Cone-rod dystrophy, hypertensive retinopathy or diabetic retinopathy, or Retinoblastoma) and they replaced the retina with a CCD-like device that connected directly to the optic nerve. It would have a direct neurological connection, but wouldn't you rather have that than go blind?

    20. Re:Grey goo by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Borg?

    21. Re:Grey goo by eabrek · · Score: 1

      The nanites don't eat it for energy, they eat it for structure.

    22. Re:Grey goo by robinesque · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the limiting factor for Von Neumann machines was matter, not energy. I remember reading these nanomachines being powered by the sun, or being so efficient that competing with 'real' life wouldn't be an issue. Competing algae? Eat it.

    23. Re:Grey goo by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      why do we need it to be numerous and goo. All we need is a machine that can self replicate , uses glucose for energy and mal-functions in such a way that it destroys DNA when it comes in contact with it. It would have to be something unusual enough that the immune system can't recognize it. That should wipe out most animal life in short order. Assuming it is small enough to be excreted in perspiration and isn't destroyed by contact with the normal atmosphere or sunlight. Kind of a tall order, but if were just talking, bad things that MIGHT happen even though truly unlikely, why not.

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    24. Re:Grey goo by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      What's the difference?

      Either way, you've got to put in more energy than if you used atoms that are stored in a higher energy state to begin with. The gray goos that use carbon instead will do better in the long run, and will out compete the goo that insists on eating only silicon.

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    25. Re:Grey goo by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, Cheney's a cyborg too, as I've joked here often. Resistance is futile!

    26. Re:Grey goo by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      The limiting factor would be the rarer metals (gallium, arsenic, etc.), needed to construct a photovoltaic not silicon. Also, even if it were possible, I'd surprised if they could beat photosynthesis from an perspective of efficiency.

    27. Re:Grey goo by joshuac · · Score: 1

      I think the GP said "don't see very many". Lichens aren't exactly in a dominant position compared to the other lifeforms around. Where the fierce competition is going on (low cost/high energy sources) this is like a band of Hobbits taking knives to a Species 8472 phaser-fight.

      Nanobots which digested rock as an energy source would move so slow that they'd be getting their asses kicked by a world already completely infested with high energy, high performance biological nanobots.

      Now, a flesh eating nanobot on the other hand...that would be cool and would have plenty of energy sources available. Unfortunately my experiments in that direction at the home lab keep getting side tracked by my cat knocking over and breaking the isolation aquarium, etc...but one day! And the nice thing, with them set to self-replicate, I only need to make one good one! Yay!

    28. Re:Grey goo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nanotech grey goo is doomed to impossibility. Why? Power. You can't extract energy from your environment by chewing up concrete and dirt and stuff. Notice how you don't see very many organisms eating dirt and rock? If you want real energy from the environment around you, you're stuck competing with bacteria, algae, fungi, plants, and what-not.

      Real nanotech dangers are like "a bunch of small particles get in the environment and it's like some hybrid of mercury and asbestos" (in terms of accumulation of mercury and the damaging properties of asbestos).

      You're not "stuck competing" any more than 1000-pound nuclear killbots are "stuck competing" with tigers. Moldy apples are only not threatening because the mold takes days/weeks to grow. Algae can already grow on sloths -- how much faster does it need to be in order to grow on humans?

    29. Re:Grey goo by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > Also, even if it were possible, I'd surprised if they could beat photosynthesis from an perspective of efficiency.

      Solar panels already do. Have done for quite a while. Photosynthesis runs at about 5-6% efficiency under optimal conditions.

      There are many tricky things in biology, but beating the efficiency of photosynthesis is not one of those things.

    30. Re:Grey goo by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      > Also, even if it were possible, I'd surprised if they could beat photosynthesis from an perspective of efficiency.

      Solar panels already do. Have done for quite a while. Photosynthesis runs at about 5-6% efficiency under optimal conditions.

      There are many tricky things in biology, but beating the efficiency of photosynthesis is not one of those things.

      Humans produce photovoltaic cells in manner that is highly efficient (compared to plants) using techniques like chemical vapor deposition in "clean rooms" free of oxygen. Would the same hold true for nanites? You need to take into account the amount of energy necessary to produce the solar cell in the first place. For something like a nanite operating in a environment where Ga/As is very rare, (not to mention an abundance of oxygen) and to extract those rare metals and produce a working photovoltaic cell that will beat photosynthesis, I'm not convinced. I would like to see some hard numbers, but since (as far as I know), we don't have nanites capable of assembling a PV cell, we don't know.

    31. Re:Grey goo by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      When I think about the end of the world,or the end of the world as we know it,I am always reminded of an episode of the Outer Limits. A college dropout sets off a micro-nuke in the college belltower and takes his class hostage with a bomb capable of wiping out the entire town,which looks to be the size of Seattle. The summary is here under season 4-episode 16 "Final Exam". Sorry I didn't post a summary myself,but every time I tried to write one it ended up being at least 3 paragraphs long.

      But the idea they hit on that episode,THAT is what scares the hell out of me. That somewhere out there is a simple formula,or virus alteration,or some other weapon design that we simply haven't thought up yet that WON'T need exotic materials and giant labs to create. Because we all know that if that day dawns and something like that got out like say,a recipe on the net? That every loser,every religious wacko,every maladjusted psycho on the earth would be racing to see which one could create the most destruction. And the amount of devastation it would have would throw us all back into the dark ages if it didn't wipe us completely out. And if you get a chance to see it definitely watch it. IMHO it was a truly well written and acted piece of Sci Fi.

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    32. Re:Grey goo by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      "Does it matter?"
      Either answer to the question is nostalgic, whether on the idea that the universe is this perfect entity that cannot be blemished by humans, or the idea that the purpose of mankind is to survive. You can say it doesn't matter since if human kind dies out, it is of little consequence to the fate of the universe, but then again the fate of the universe is of little consequence to the universe, isn't it? Just like how you can argue that your life is of no consequence, yet you cling to life, holding it to great importance, an argument that humanity doesn't matter will still not change the fact that it DOES matter to you, because you are human. That is reason enough for it to matter: because you are human.

    33. Re:Grey goo by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      And yet, extinction was not what I was asking for the relevance of.

      The question is, does it matter that when whatever is around 35,462 AD looks back at what we were in 2008, they will see virtually zero resemblance to themselves. Be they our biological descendants or otherwise our creation (intentional or not). They are continuing the journey we ourselves were on. And in this case it truely is the journey, not the destination, that matters.

      "Life was, Life is, Life will be." It is all we are given, it is all we can ask.

    34. Re:Grey goo by E++99 · · Score: 1

      human beings to mere drones of a hive mind.

      Would that really be much different from the way things are now? I'm not trying to be a dick, but in my view we tend to deny the fact that while we are individuals, the greater whole of humanity tends to behave quite like a hive.

      I agree... The idea of the individual is wonderful and alluring. I love the idea of living and thinking rationally and deliberately -- for example as expressed so eloquently by Thoreau. Yet, in all my life I don't believe I've ever met one of these mythological "individuals." I think the closest anyone can come to breaking free of the hive mind is through the extensive study of historical thought, philosophy and religions of the past versions of the hive mind. If one breaks free of the present prescribed thought modes, one can compare them to any number of previous versions of thought modes. Then one has at least the freedom to choose which versions of thought to manifest. One is still part of the hive, and by no means original, but has at least gained some measure of freedom to chose which kind of thinking he finds superior, and to manifest those kinds in his life. Then, at least relative to one who only knows the latest thinking, he is some kind of approximation of an individual.

    35. Re:Grey goo by forceman130 · · Score: 1

      Nanotech grey goo is doomed to impossibility. Why? Power. You can't extract energy from your environment by chewing up concrete and dirt and stuff.

      But by the time we have nanobots that are self-replicating, we'll also be able to tap into zero point energy - then we'll see about impossibility.

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    36. Re:Grey goo by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Well, there are plenty of other objects full of energy..like us.

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    37. Re:Grey goo by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      If we can go to outer space, and figure out self sustaining local ecosystem bubbles, dependent only on solar radiation to sustain its inner lives, just like our Earth does, but on a smaller scale, so if we create many such little bubbles, then at least in one of them, we might make it. Unless something smarter than us evolves in one of the other bubbles, and goes on a hunt for us. Then we're in trouble. But as long as we know of nothing smarter than us, we're in pretty good shape, it's only a matter of will, not a matter of can't. Space bubbles, space stations, that, if needed, can be brought down to the surface too, bubbles with technology to be completely self dependent, and completely enclosed and sealed, so even in the case of some massive die off of any and all species on the planet because of some genetic engineered virus by some malicious hackers, the virus could not get inside because it would be hermetically sealed, even on the Earth's surface. Biosphere 2 was a failure of an experiment. Mostly because of lack of will, because we felt we didn't have to. When you're in outer space, you have to. The issue with many mini bubbles is a divergent evolution, different species evolving in different bubbles over millions of years - but I don't mind having kangaroos in Australia, and lamas in South America, I like diversity.

    38. Re:Grey goo by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The point is that it's clearly impossible to cling "to what we are now". We are using up resources faster than they can be replaced. SOME change is inevitable.

      The interesting question is "How can we shape a future that will be either most desirable or least undesirable?" The the entities asking the question are us, here and now.

      It's rather clear that trying to stay as we are will inevitably lead to extinction in one of several different ways. Trying to predict the details is both pointless and depressing. So look for a path forwards that doesn't lead to that end. I can think of several, some of which are moderately desirable. Trying to convince people, though, requires convincing those with the power to make decisions to look more than two elections ahead. This is unlikely to be successful, though of course it should be attempted, and there are those who are attempting it.

      What is possible to slashdot readers is to attempt to construct a moral AI. I.e., an AI that has a morality that will allow people to coexist with it. This is also a low probability effort, but EVERY SINGLE PATH INTO THE FUTURE TAKES OFF FROM A LOW PROBABILITY EVENT. And if you don't try, you definitely won't cause it to happen.

      The highest probability paths all lead inevitably to the extinction of humanity within a century or two. Some only slightly lower probability paths lead to the collapse of civilization, massive die off, and then survivors picking among the ruins. Probably considerably less than one person out of a million would survive. The carrying capacity of the earth with primitive farming methods averages around 50 people per square fertile mile. And cities have been built on top of the most fertile ground. That won't be available again until the cement is hauled away...using muscle power. (O, yes. Do you expect any horses to survive? Donkeys? Some donkeys will probably survive in remote areas, but horses are likely to all be eaten during the collapse. When you're starving a horse that would be immensely valuable in a few years is worth more now as food.) I expect that some deer would survive, some bears, some mountain lions, etc. Not many of anything large enough to eat. There wouldn't be many people, and people would be the most numerous large animal.

      Lets try to avoid that, even though it isn't exactly an existential risk. I doubt that civilization would ever again rise to the level of working with electricity. Nothing written on plastic would survive, and probably nothing that wasn't written on archival quality paper. Even that would only be preserved through rare chance. (Does it ever get cold where you live? How do you get warm?)

      Sorry, when I try to think realistically about this I get rather gloomy. Once I though space habitats could serve as a refuge, but we've wasted that chance. I don't think there's time anymore. AI there might be time for. MIGHT. But it has to be an AI that people can live with.
         

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    39. Re:Grey goo by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Nanites would probably use techniques descended from the atomic force microscope. These could potentially be far more efficient than the techniques plants, and also far more efficient than "chemical vapor deposition". (Actually I don't believe that chemical vapor deposition is all that energy efficient. It's a process that we use because it's inefficient for us to control each individual reaction at the atomic scale. But our reasons for it being inefficient wouldn't apply to a nanite.)

      OTOH, grey goo is a very sophisticated nanite. I don't think that we need to worry about it during the next decade or so. It's basically a nano-scale assembler, albeit one that's rather specialized.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    40. Re:Grey goo by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Ok, so the grey goo will only consume all organic matter on Earth, instead of all matter. How does this make it any safer?

      Or start out that way. So it's a nanotechnnological self-replicating "flesh eating bacterium" - powered, like bacteria, by oxidizing the flesh it's eating, but running faster - and built of fullerines and the like so the immune system is outclassed.

      Doesn't have to be nanoscale, either. Microscale works fine. A plague of carnivorous locusts with diamond tipped mandibles. (Or army ants, ditto.) Again made of sterner and/or faster stuff than the biosphere is used to dealing with, so the old solutions don't work - or don't work in time.

      Once the organics are out of the way, if there are self-powered replicators that can work on alternate sources of power they can continue the process. (But the stuff that depended on organics is probably gone.) You end up either with everything dead or the only thing left "alive" being the post-organic stuff. (And if it can be carried on solar wind to other planets and solar systems, arriving in functional form, it may end up doing the same to the rest of the galaxy and beyond.)

      If it's simple enough and the redundancy is high enough it doesn't evolve. Which, an acquaintance once claimed, "is even worse than the extinction of all organic life. Because, in addition, nothing else interesting happens for the rest of time."

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    41. Re:Grey goo by Kagura · · Score: 1

      The issue that you bring up is that as time goes on, devices that are getting more destructive are simultaneously getting easier to produce. We already live in a world where very small groups of people with budgets and skills that are absolutely nothing compared to corporations and governments are able to cause a disproportionate amount of destruction. That worries me, as well.

    42. Re:Grey goo by An+Ominous+Coward · · Score: 1

      That is completely incorrect. Photosynthesis is about 98% efficient. It was a big to-do a year or two ago when some group figured out a unique quantum property of biological photosynthesis that contributed to its fantastic efficiency. It even made it to /.

    43. Re:Grey goo by An+Ominous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe this is the paper, from Nature:

      http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v446/n7137/full/nature05678.html

      Subscription required, but it should be accessible from most university networks.

    44. Re:Grey goo by PrayerlessApostle · · Score: 0

      And how does this little creature somehow synthesise diamond for it's mandibles? On a diet of animals and trees it's supposed to create the environmental conditions (45-60 kilobars & 900-1300C) for the creation of diamond? How does it mould them into mandibles? If you're going to make this lifeform exempt from following a realistic energy budget, then they might as well warp drives on their back for what it's worth. They can't exist because you ignored the bedrock, the very foundation of life, the main input: energy.

      I know a guy who goes on similar flights of fancy with transhumanism. Even after I mention the current energy crisis (how we can barely support current fossil fuel consumption) and metal depletion (copper depletion at 26% and zinc depletion at 19%) he still believes that us living in server farms in a couple of years is a realistic scenario. Even after citing projections that complete depletion of certain key metals would occur if the OECD's current computer infrastructure were developed worldwide, he still won't listen. I don't understand how he can believe that the earth will be covered in even contemporary computer infrastructure anytime soon, let alone the ginormous dense grid required for the future Raymond Kurzweil envisioned.

      But it's understandable. People easily get gripped by flights of fancy; crap based on a unquestioned assumptions; axioms of a contemporary episteme they operate within. Chief among these romantic ideals is: "Imagination is the only limitation on creation". Not true at all. There are plenty of limits and constraints on earth that govern what can continue on in this chain reaction of replication we call "life". There is a definite energy budget on earth. Save for radioactive decay in the mantle, only so much energy reaches each square metre of earth per day from the sun and only so much of that is available to do work. On this energy budget I think there is a definite limit to what can thrive; grey goo, cyborgs, run-away AI and other transhumanist wet-dreams not being among them. Fossil fuels being just concentrated sunlight from a time long past, the sun is still the ultimate supplier of energy and these fanciful creations people think up wouldn't be living within their means. Unfortunately for them the earth is a harsh banker. You either live on the stream of income from the sun, or you're gone; no entering the red or getting overdrawn. There is a budget and these pie-in-the-sky ideas ignore it.

      Energy consumption is a necessity. It should be the first criterion when assessing whether something is realistic or not.

  4. Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi era by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    The general plan is to perform mass-cloning of the populace, and then send out hordes of colonization fleets to find habitable planets elsewhere in the galaxy... If we hit any rough territory, we'll just sing at the problem until it goes away!

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  5. some animal species that are about to go extinct by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    might actually think that this is a wonderful concept.

    To quote George Carlin: "The earth will shrug us off like a bad case of fleas, a surface nuisance".

  6. Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet! by loose+electron · · Score: 1

    Hmmm.... Maybe some other species could make a better go of it! Now who do we hand the baton off to?

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  7. Bogus use of statistics by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    The high "expected value" is irrelevant. The only reason for trying to maximise the expected value is that under some circumstances it is a reasonable proxy the actual value - in particular, in cases where you repeatedly take the "bet" so that in the long term the law of averages (really the laws of large numbers) applies. That's not the case here.

  8. Re:some animal species that are about to go extinc by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

    I hope it does, as then we'd have more motivation to colonize other earths. :D

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  9. Summary of the article by greenguy · · Score: 4, Informative

    We could all die!!! But we probably won't. At least not right away.

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    What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
    1. Re:Summary of the article by codeMunky · · Score: 1

      We could all die!!! But we probably won't. At least not right away.

      What do you mean *could*? Are vampires real? Last time I checked every human life had an expiry date.

  10. On the other hand, who cares? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I honestly don't give two figs if humanity goes extinct (I certainly won't after the event).

    Sure, if it happens while I'm alive, there maybe some un-avoidable pain and suffering for myself, but if it happens after I'm dead, well, I'll be dead.

    Dead people can't suffer.

    Anyway, extinction is a natural part of evolution, adapt or die motherfuckers, adapt and die. Yes, change from or to and is deliberate, because we are all going to die.

    ---

    Anyway, onto the actual scenarios. From the introduction:

    Projections of climate change and influenza pandemics, coupled with the damage caused by recent tsunamis, hurricanes, and terrorist attacks,

    None of these things is going to wipe out each and every human, nor even enough humans to make the population enviable. Unless climate change is really, really dramatic (in which case, there is nothing we can do about it anyway). And to talk about flu... Viruses have never killed more than 70% of a given population (number pulled from the air, probably less, Wikipedia says The Black Death is estimated to have killed 30% to 60% of Europe's population.). Oh, and terrorism. Scary shit that.

    Then we get onto astronomical events, comets, solar flares and stuff, and the paper goes on and on.

    Basically, we are all going to die, humanity is going to go extinct (if nothing else, the heat death of the universe will get us), and to think about the issue with any great thought is probably a waste of time.

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    1. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I always encounter this sentiment (or lack thereof), and I can only rationalize it as some sort of perverted self-loathing of the human race.

      Life is a suicide mission. You just keep going and going until you croak.

      But we do it anyway.

      We survive. We thrive. We are compelled to persevere, even when nature does everything in its power to destroy us.

      Why? Because we must.

      Because if we don't, then everything we have accomplished will be for nothing.

      It may sound altruistic, but I do care about the future of the human race. Because if no one else did before us, we would never live today.

      We didn't crawl out of a pond so you could throw it all away.

    2. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't help but think of the parallel between us as a species and us as individuals. We die and as a goal of our existence create a legacy. The "I was here" - be that in the form of art, being a major player in history, or merely fathering children, it has to have a parallel on a species scale. Will we create a successor to humanity? Will we leave our mark on the universe so at the end of time, should any sentience exist, we will be acknowledged as having been great artist, warlords, or peacemakers? At the end of time will we be responsible for making God and starting everything over again?

      Think Isaac Asimov's "Last Question."
      http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html

    3. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Basically, we are all going to die, humanity is going to go extinct (if nothing else, the heat death of the universe will get us), and to think about the issue with any great thought is probably a waste of time.

      Thankfully this is perfectly in line with my new investment strategy - Hookers, Blow, Jack Daniels and the Craps Table.

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    4. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spare us. You did not crawl out of a pond and chances are your existence has been a net negative for the human race in terms of ability to keep going indefinitely.

      Survival for survival's sake would be fine and fun except for human suffering. Maybe you haven't had the opportunity yet to have the full human experience. Someday, when you eventually become terminally ill and are suffering unimaginably as you die, remember this post and reevaluate whether you want more of that to exist in the universe.

    5. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      None of these things is going to wipe out each and every human, nor even enough humans to make the population enviable.

      It's come close to happening before:

      This is consistent with the Toba catastrophe theory which suggests that a bottleneck of the human population occurred ca. 70,000 years ago, proposing that the human population was reduced to a c.15,000 individuals[5] when the Toba supervolcano in Indonesia erupted and triggered a major environmental change. The theory is based on geological evidences of sudden climate change, and on coalescence evidences of some genes (including mitochondrial DNA, Y-chromosome and some nuclear genes)[6] and the relatively low level of genetic variation with humans.[5]

      On the other hand, in 2000, a Molecular Biology and Evolution paper suggested a transplanting model or a 'long bottleneck' to account for the limited genetic variation, rather than a catastrophic environmental change.[7] This would be consistent with suggestions that in sub-Saharan Africa numbers could have dropped at times as low as 2,000, for perhaps as long as 100,000 years, before numbers began to expand again in the Late Stone Age[8]

      Wikipedia

      Modern humans are so reliant on technology that I'm not sure we'd be able to survive another catastrophe of that magnitude.

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    6. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't crawl out of a pond so you could throw it all away.

      Mind if I ask you what is *it* and what makes your life so much more valuable than a bacterium's?

    7. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      And you have died in terrible agony recently, so you know better than he does, right? I see two people posting AC, and one of them is sure he has had more experience, and has a more realistic understanding, when he has no facts what-so-ever to base that opinion on.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    8. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      I think GlaDos has the pulse of the matter:

      "This was a triumph.
      I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
      Aperture Science
      We do what we must
      because we can.
      For the good of all of us.
      Except the ones who are dead.
      But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
      You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
      And the Science gets done.
      And you make a neat gun.
      For the people who are still alive.

      I'm not even angry.
      I'm being so sincere right now.
      Even though you broke my heart.
      And killed me.
      And tore me to pieces.
      And threw every piece into a fire.
      As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
      And we're out of beta.
      We're releasing on time.
      So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
      Think of all the things we learned
      for the people who are still alive.
      Go ahead and leave me.
      I think I prefer to stay inside.
      Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa
      THAT WAS A JOKE.
      HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
      Anyway, this cake is great.
      It's so delicious and moist.
      Look at me still talking
      when there's Science to do.
      When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
      I've experiments to run.
      There is research to be done.
      On the people who are still alive.
      And believe me I am still alive.
      I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
      I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
      While you're dying I'll be still alive.
      And when you're dead I will be still alive."

    9. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing.

      And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.

      But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away.

      Come...dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly."

      - From Watchmen by Alan Moore.

    10. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by codeMunky · · Score: 1

      Thankfully this is perfectly in line with my new investment strategy - Hookers, Blow, Jack Daniels and the Craps Table.

      Ah, forget the Craps!

    11. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I will care. Becasue after I am dead my children will probably live on.
      So I care, now. Will I care after I am dead, no, but that doesn't matter. Care now and make it better for later.

      Personally I waiting for them to cure the aging disease.

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    12. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You know the rule, you only get to pick three:
      Hookers, blow or blackjack

      ~

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    13. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dead people can't suffer.

      Well, we can hope, anyway.

  11. Old news by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot readers already know the best disaster recovery policy is to have multiple off-site backups. A human being is just a strand of DNA's mechanism for replicating itself; that DNA needs to figure out how to store copies of itself in enough places so that it is impossible to wipe out all the copies in any possible disaster. In short, we need to stop keeping all our eggs in this one little basket called "Earth".

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    1. Re:Old news by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Spreading out into space will have an even greater effect [than Columbus's voyage to the New World]. It will completely change the future of the human race -- and maybe determine whether we have any future at all.

      -- Stephen Hawking

    2. Re:Old news by niiler · · Score: 1

      So this gets me thinking about Star Trek. Presumably, the teleporters had to be able to make perfect copies of the human system at the moment of teleportation in order to be able to effect the transfer with memories intact. This means that at some point, the complete blueprint of a given human was in memory. So, presuming they have terabytes upon terabytes of storage capacity (what being in the future and all), it makes one wonder why all those red-shirts had to die when they could be reproduced with the press of a button.

    3. Re:Old news by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Lol reminds me of this flash based advertisement for an offsite backup solution with John Cleese.
      Wish I had remembered it when all the moaning about backups/RAID/ZFS/etc was going on a couple weeks ago.

      Cleese describes people who failed to back up properly as having gone insane following mental breakdowns.

    4. Re:Old news by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Spreading out into space will have an even greater effect [than Columbus's voyage to the New World]. It will completely change the future of the human race -- and maybe determine whether we have any future at all.

      Yeah, and just like the early settlers of the New World, we won't have to worry about finding food in our new space-homes. We'll just bring along a lot of bits of copper, which the space-Indians will happily trade for vast quantities of food.

    5. Re:Old news by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Might actually be easier on the Mars colonists than it was on the American colonists - North American Indians weren't exactly 100% hospitable. Mars colonists will (should) have tremendous backing from the mother country, communication takes hours instead of months, and challenges like solar flares and dust storms are a bit more predictable than treaties forged with a society you don't understand.

    6. Re:Old news by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Are you sure they didn't? I've looked at the actual death footage and not just the rest of the documentary, and often it looks suspiciously like the same three or four guys getting blown up again and again.

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    7. Re:Old news by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So, presuming they have terabytes upon terabytes of storage capacity [in transporter]... it makes one wonder why all those red-shirts had to die when they could be reproduced with the press of a button.

      You see, the transporters had problems with the color red.

    8. Re:Old news by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Slashdot readers already know the best disaster recovery policy is to have multiple off-site backups. A human being is just a strand of DNA's mechanism for replicating itself; that DNA needs to figure out how to store copies of itself...

      Indeed. This is why many Slashdot readers store samples of their DNA in Kleenex tissues.

  12. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    This plan should be fine as long as we don't have any incompetent, egotistical, anal-retentiveness cowards who are in charging replacing faulty drive-plates in the ship's engine system. I mean what could go wrong?

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  13. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

    We should prolly start teaching goats how to do all that cloning and stem cell stuff. Or dogs, they go apeshit when you come home - I'm sure they'd be eager to help.

  14. missed geeks favorite disasters by Coraon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Things like a zombie apocalypse or raptors being resurrected and running amok. We need plans for dealing with those issues too.

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    1. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      Personally, my plan is to supply the zombies/raptors with weapons and tactical advice.

    2. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by yincrash · · Score: 1
      i'm pretty sure it was the university of pittsburgh that originally invented zombie dogs. so they might be trying to just prevent the apocalypse from themselves.

      http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/27/1923259&from=rss

    3. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm going to buck the trend and not post the obligatory XKCD for this. Go look it up yourselves.

    4. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 1

      Personally, my plan is to supply the zombies/raptors with weapons and tactical advice.

      Great idea. It sounds as if you have BRAAAAAAINS.

    5. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by baKanale · · Score: 1

      Is that an "or" or an "xor"? Because I can't think of anything worse than a zombie raptor apocalypse...

    6. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      I've got a plan for those issues. It's a 12 gauge and a 20 gauge, respectively.

      Is there any risk of human extinction sufficient violence can't solve?

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    7. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      At the risk of being pedantic...why use the smaller gun on the larger attacker? I'd go with an 8 gauge and a bottle of whiskey, both antique.

    8. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Maybe if Raptor Jesus is leading them?

    9. Re:missed geeks favorite disasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, there's already a bunch of people ready for the zombie apocalypse (lovingly termed the zombocalyspe). You can find them at the Zombie Squad web site (top URL in a google search).

      From their website...

      "Zombie Squad is an elite zombie suppression task force ready to defend your neighborhood from the shambling hordes of the walking dead. We provide trained, motivated, skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants. Our people and our training are the best in the industry."

      Enjoy.

  15. Judgement Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is inevitable.

    I for one, welcome our new Skynet overlords!

  16. Overshoot by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given that the world population shot up by a factor of 4 in the last 100 years, mainly due to fossil fuel usage which won't last even another 100 years, I think some kind of near-term die-off is inevitable. However, I'd suggest that the lower the human population, the less stress as a whole the population is under as more per-capita resource with less competition is available, so complete extinction would become less and less likely as the population drops.

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    1. Re:Overshoot by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Except many of the scenarios described involve situations that aren't dependent on the world population, such as freak asteroids and self replicating nano-goo.

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    2. Re:Overshoot by lionheart1327 · · Score: 1

      You know, there are other sources of energy. Fossil fuels are simply the first ones discovered because they're really really easy to use. You just basically set them on fire. Now, using this energy source and the advances that it has allowed we will progress to using more complicated but much more long-lasting sources of energy. Don't worry, our population will keep going up.

    3. Re:Overshoot by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      so complete extinction would become less and less likely as the population drops.

      Carried to an absurd extreme, this suggests that we are least likely to go extinct if there is only one human living.

      Note also that this principle would tend to suggest that all the animals on the Endangered Species List are LEAST likely to go extinct, because their populations are lowest. Which, in turn, suggests that the cockroach is in more danger of extinction than even humans, much less the endangered animals.

      Given a quick look at reality, I suggest that you rethink your theory a bit.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:Overshoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the massive increase in human population has successfully eradicated other forms of predators.

      Now we mostly need to worry about the human element. Nuclear war was a close call, the next close call will probably be a societal mono-culture (ala Brave New World, Facism and/or socialist multiculturalism).

      As humanity faces new problems societies solve those problems sharing the solutions with other groups, this seems to inevitably lead to a mono-culture.

      Conformity may not be extinction but you can see it's affects on adaptability of plants to new pathogens or changing environment.

    5. Re:Overshoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Given a quick look at reality, I suggest that you rethink your theory a bit.

      Instead of a linear function, picture a bell curve.

      You were the one to take the idea to a ridiculous extreme, but the OP has a pretty good point.
      If the cause of population drop is resource starvation, there are probably local equilibrium ranges that can be reached on the way down.

    6. Re:Overshoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you first

    7. Re:Overshoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so complete extinction would become less and less likely as the population drops.

      Therefore as the population drops to 0, extinction becomes impossible.

    8. Re:Overshoot by Nos. · · Score: 1

      How did the parent get modded +5 insightful?

      We can argue the whole peak oil thing to death, but I really doubt we'll be out of fossil fues in 100 years. Even still, there doesn't have to be a direct hit to the population because of it. Finally, as another posted pointed out, the lower the population the less likely it is to go extinct? That makes no sense whatsoever. The only way it makes any sense if you think extinction will come in the form of an illness, in which case its not so much the number, but the separation of the population that will ensure its survival.

    9. Re:Overshoot by lp.sresu · · Score: 1

      Given that the world population shot up by a factor of 4 in the last 100 years, mainly due to fossil fuel usage which won't last even another 100 years, I think some kind of near-term die-off is inevitable. However, I'd suggest that the lower the human population, the less stress as a whole the population is under as more per-capita resource with less competition is available, so complete extinction would become less and less likely as the population drops.

      These is a such thing as critical mass. If there are 5 people in the world then we can hardly expect to maintain the standard of living attained via the fossil-fueled expansion you refer to.

      The problem is we as a species have some choices to make. Our high standard of living erodes energy reserves that replenish themselves only on geologic timescales.

      If the short-term energy producing capacity of our planet plummets due to depletion of these reserves then odds favor drastic -- possibly catastrophic -- change.

      Those changes might be draconian energy conservation policies with legal ramifications for not conserving energy. This probably also implies some restrictions on our rights as individuals.

      There might be wars.

      The standard of living we are capable of sustaining would probably drop.

      Ultimately it would all likely result in population decline.

      Depending on how fast we use the energy alotted to us these changes can happen suddenly and horrifically or gradually and uncomfortably.

      Because we haven't exhausted our energy reserve (just yet) we're in the fortunate position right now of being able to choose our path. Once the energy is gone however...

      So the human-race-conservative path is probably to figure out how much energy we can ever harvest on a short-term basis (1-2 years) while sustaining the bio-economic systems that are critical to us. That should be our maximum energy consumption and the energy reserves we have left should be preserved or, if used at all, only used to help us quickly dive below that limit.

      Of course all those things are very hard to calculate so we need a very significant margin of error so we don't suddenly find ourselves leaving a relative Eden-like state.

    10. Re:Overshoot by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      I agree that the parent is overrated, and that we won't run out of fossil fuels in 100 years (or ever: we will reduce our usage, and prices will increase, but we can still synthesize fossil fuels from just about anything with carbon in it).

      Also, we are already starting to see the exponential human growth curve level off (suggesting a logistic population growth model).

      This is a result of a variety of factors; We can (and should!) debate the human carrying capacity of the earth, but the important trend we are seeing is this: First world countries that have access to birth control are willing to have fewer children and give them more biological resources (money, food, vaccines, etc.) (the classic evolutionary trade-off between many weak offspring or a few strong offspring), meaning that the world's population will level off (and maybe even decline) sometime before we hit 12 billion.

      I hope for our sake that we introduce a higher standard of education (=birth control) to countries that have a high growth rate right now, and adopt greener standards of living in countries that can, because honestly I'm not convinced that 12 billion is a low enough number to avoid a Malthusian catastrophe (that the GP is talking about). If everyone lived the way we do in America, the K of earth would be about 2 billion.

      Would you like to know more?

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    11. Re:Overshoot by skeeto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (or ever: we will reduce our usage, and prices will increase, but we can still synthesize fossil fuels from just about anything with carbon in it).

      Excuse me, the first law of thermodynamics said he would like to have a talk with you.

    12. Re:Overshoot by skeeto · · Score: 1

      We can argue the whole peak oil thing to death, but I really doubt we'll be out of fossil fues in 100 years.

      It's not about running out. It's never been about running out. That's why it's called peak oil: it's about the peak in production. After the production peaks, it quickly becomes more expensive to extract oil and will eventually become so expensive that it requires more energy to extract the oil than you get from the oil itself. At this point, oil is no longer a resource.

      Finally, as another posted pointed out, the lower the population the less likely it is to go extinct? That makes no sense whatsoever.

      The parent was talking about equilibrium. If you take it to the extreme (thinking a population of one has the best chances), of course it won't make sense, just as if you take any model beyond its domain, it fails.

      We are not at an equilibrium now as we are using large amounts of energy, a habit which is not sustainable. Before the industrial revolution the world population, at a mere 1 billion, was operating at a sustainable level. Humans were using only as much energy as the Earth absorbed from the sun, in the form of plants (wood and food) and weather (sails, windmills, waterwheels). As the population falls, it approaches that sustainable level and settles right in: balance is achieved.

    13. Re:Overshoot by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If the cause of population drop is resource starvation, there are probably local equilibrium ranges that can be reached on the way down.

      If.

      There are a lot of reasons the population might drop. Resource starvation isn't a major one, really, since equilibrium tends to be reached as you approach saturation use of your resources. There are, of course, exceptions for non-renewable resources, but there aren't so many non-renewables as one might think. Especially given a whole solar system to exploit.

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    14. Re:Overshoot by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Finally, as another posted pointed out, the lower the population the less likely it is to go extinct? That makes no sense whatsoever. The only way it makes any sense if you think extinction will come in the form of an illness, in which case its not so much the number, but the separation of the population that will ensure its survival.

      With every dramatic illness, populations start very quickly to isolate and quarantine themselves. Even in the dark ages, they apparently understood contagion well enough to do that. Here's a possible solution... the population gets so high, that the mass of the earth increases to the point... wait, no... conservation of mass. Oh, I've got it, divine judgment... no... he's the one who said "go be fruitful and multiply." Okay, I guess you're right, it makes no sense whatsoever.

    15. Re:Overshoot by m50d · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the Earth is totally a closed system. Oh wait, no.

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  17. Offsite backups by serutan · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a Phil Dick story in which people send copies of themselves on hazardous space missions. The original person sits safely at home on Earth, while the disposable duplicate with all the same skills and experience goes off and risks life and limb. Wish I could remember the title.

    1. Re:Offsite backups by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know the Dick story, but Sean Williams and Shane Dix wrote their Orphans of Earth trilogy about a similar concept.

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    2. Re:Offsite backups by dpilot · · Score: 1

      "Saga of Cuckoo", by Frederik Pohl. Their interstellar transportation was essentially by replicator. Though not the main plot point, littering duplicates across the galaxy helped to create some twists.

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    3. Re:Offsite backups by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      That sort of sounds like "Kiln People" by David Brin. Fantastic book.

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    4. Re:Offsite backups by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Similar to "Think Like a Dinosaur" by James Patrick Kelly, which was made into an Outer Limits episode staring the photographer from "Just Shoot Me".

  18. Quit putting idiots near big red buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Stimpson J Cat and the History Eraser Button and/or current Commander in Chief in White House....

    Speaking of which, picture Cheney rolling Bush back and forth and saying in the announcer voice "The beautiful, shiny button. The jolly, candy-like button!". Cue cold sweat...

  19. One event... by Shivinski · · Score: 0

    "In this century a number of events could extinguish humanity"

    Is one of them CowboyNeal...

  20. Maybe by DrugCheese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just maybe, some alien race might discover that eating a human prolongs their life, or cures some previously incurable disease...

    You'd think we'd be exploring space like crazy with the resources (not money) that we have ... but i guess since there are no indigenous people there to exploit ...

    But the longer humanity is confined to this single celestial body we're literally keeping all our eggs in one basket.

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    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're literally keeping all our eggs in one basket.

      No, we're figuratively keeping all our eggs in one basket. To literally keep all our eggs in one basket, we'd need to be talking about actual eggs being kept in a real basket.

    2. Re:Maybe by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you didn't make a reference to 'human horn' in your post. For shame!

      -b

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    3. Re:Maybe by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      Just maybe, some alien race might discover that eating a human prolongs their life, or cures some previously incurable disease...

      Human horn!

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    4. Re:Maybe by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      Your head is the egg

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    5. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe we are hunted for our human horn. Futurama

  21. the greatest threat to the species by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is the species

    humanity itself is its own greatest enemy

    in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years

    however, in humanity, with our brains and our language and our civilization, our biological survival has become of secondary importance to the survival of our memes. we sacrifice for larger ideas. suicide bombers will sacrifice that which genetic imperative considers the ultimate sin: extinguishing of life before reproduction. but from a meme's point of view, if it reinforces an idea's survival, its a good thing. memes are kind of like genes in that they look for maximum expression, but unlike genes in that they don't care if we actually survive

    therefore, you could have a meme propogate in civilization that embraces our own extinction. nihilism is an example of a meme which embraces the meaningless of life and pointlessness of survival, for example. just look at the tags on the slashdot summary: "letthemdienews". there are a lot of people out there for whom cynicism and learned helplessness has led to not caring and even actively embrace our extinction

    humanity as a biological entity, a growth, if you will, has done remarkably well. 7 billion is a good number in terms of judging success for the large mammals that we are. our brains and our tool use has allowed us to survive in the tundra and in the desert. we've done really good as animals so far

    but our memes, a recent development in civilization that has not stood the test of time and has no direct genetic allegory, has no real stake in the survival of the biological organism which creates them with our language

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    1. Re:the greatest threat to the species by Peaker · · Score: 1

      You keep the meme of kuro5hin alive... :-)

    2. Re:the greatest threat to the species by dlsmith · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we would not be who we are without our ability to sacrifice self-interest for a higher cause. Sure, there are suicide bombers. There are also WWII soldiers. Gandi and Mother Teresa. Muhammad and Jesus. Great art and literature. Computers, space exploration, and vaccines. Democracy and human rights.

      Reduce humanity to a bunch of drones concerned exclusively with biological survival, and I think all those things go away.

    3. Re:the greatest threat to the species by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 1

      humanity itself is its own greatest enemy

      You talk like a wise-old man found in any poor literature.

      And I talk like a Troll, found in any /. thread.

      Sorry, I'm bored, again.

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    4. Re:the greatest threat to the species by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Just wanted to point out that there are a few small holes in what you're saying:

      in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years

      In all other species, the idea is don't die before you procreate. That's it. Maximum survival has nothing to do with it -- maximum reproductive viability of your offspring is where it's at. For some species, this means living a long time and caring for your family members (apes, elephants, etc). For others, this means having lots of offspring and maximizing the chance of procreation of some of the offspring (praying mantises, where one or two young will devour the rest of the hatchlings as they emege). For some, this means a shotgun approach -- having a ton of offspring, since this maximizes the chance some will survive to procreate.

      but our memes, a recent development in civilization that has not stood the test of time and has no direct genetic allegory, has no real stake in the survival of the biological organism which creates them with our language

      I disagree. Look at the Birds of Paradise in New Guinea. Their ridiculous mating dances and plumage are just like our memes... especially the mating dances. And the parallel is far wider in scope... due to lack of predators and plenty of food, their plumage and dances have evolved due to preferential mate selection. Predator evasion and food gathering are low on the list in a land of plenty. This is an allegory to the human race, IMO. In re: suicide bombers, I also disagree. Sacrificing oneslef so that those most genetically like you survive and procreate? That occurs in lots of cooperative species.

      And as for "memes" being new to civilisation, I think there's some hubris involved in your opinion. Memes are as old as civilisation itself, they are what civilisation is based upon.

      One other thing... overpopulation results in competition for scarce resources. Whether or not that competition is expressed as competition for food, water, oil, or whatever, overpopulation results in conflict. Conflict that results in casualties helps solve the overpopulation problem. From a tribal standpoint, it makes sense to wage war on the other, so that your relatives' genes can be passed on. Look at central Africa...

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    5. Re:the greatest threat to the species by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      True it's the species. But it's hardly unique.

      Apes kill one another.
      Ant colonies kill one another.
      All species if put under sufficient strain will kill their own so that *THEIR* genes not their fellow genes are sufficient. The only reason humans haven't stabilized is because we're evolving tools faster than the consequences.

      It's like the deer which swims out into a lake and drowns because the consequences of the swim are not apparent until return is impossible.

    6. Re:the greatest threat to the species by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      Worker bees will sacrifice like suicide bombers. You and I are collections of cells, multicellular organisms. Our cells sometimes do apoptosis, programmed cell death, so that the organism, the group can survive. By meme you mean the group, the organism. Suicide is a social, group phenomenon, evolutionarily speaking. Otherwise it wouldn't have made it thus far. Of course there are situations when things just go haywire, such as a bad mutation in a cell causes it to go nuts and do "nonprogrammed" cell death, more exactly a nonproperly programmed one. Or someone get mentally messed up by some accident and make the wrong decisions, and commit some errant suicide. But even "sane" worker bees, and "sane" cells know how to do suicide, in the name of survival, not all suicide is things gone haywire, some suicide is "proper". The real question is which category suicide bombers fall into - group protecting category, or nongroupprotecting insanity. The other question is, us, as cells in a larger group, organism, or meme, do we protect the meme that has evolved as a layer on top of us, generally called cultures, or religions - do we trust the meme? Do we people die for a culture, a tradition or a religion, or do we let the cultures die, so we the people can survive? What if our cells in our bodies decided that they disagree on the current "culture" and suddenly transformed into some other organism they find it betters their prospects of survival. Picture a monkey suddenly turning into a bird because its cells voted so, and the bird form got 51% of the vote, 48% wanted to stay monkey shaped, and 1% was undecided? We humans, can do such sudden feats with our groups, and they sometimes end up being the "wrong?" decision, maybe.

    7. Re:the greatest threat to the species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years

      No it has not worked for BILLIONS of years. Any species that was alive 1 billion years ago, is still alive today. Contemporary species have ages more akin to thousands of, millions of, and - at most - hundred of millions of years. Most importantly, the typical species is extinct. Gone! Kaput and without our help. The creationists may have a better grasp of the timeline than yourself.

    8. Re:the greatest threat to the species by E++99 · · Score: 1

      in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years.

      ORLY? What was the poor creature that was "very well optimized for maximum survival" into the Dodo bird? For that matter, if you start with the Dodo bird, that end product of 4 billion years of very effective survival optimization, what was the thing 4-billion-years-worth WORSE at survival that the Dodo bird? A large immobile florescent creature made of cheese with exploding genitalia? No, it evolved from a bacteria... bacteria being already the most successful kind of survivor and reproducer on the planet. So you take a bacteria, you "optimize it for survival" for 4 billion years, until it is big, meaty, tasty, and can't run or fly. Then a big cloud of trillions of bacteria come along (transported in a few hundred human super-organisms) and eat them all. On the surface, one might be more inclined to call that a farming operation than a survival optimization operation.

      You can cyber-tar and feather me all you want for high heresy; but given the modern data, the simple survival-optimization theory of evolution is an embarrassment to rational thought. It is only given a pass because it gets the massive "not-creationism" vote. Obviously adaptation to environment is a ubiquitous part of evolution; but it is equally obvious that that is just a very small part of the story.

    9. Re:the greatest threat to the species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the current rape epidemic in eastern Congo is an example of such an "evil meme". Why can it exist? Surely that behaviour is not sustainable..

  22. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by rla3rd · · Score: 1

    Sharks, with friggin' lasers on their heads!

  23. There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Over the next billion years or so. Zero.

    There is no doubt that 99.99% of the population could be wiped out by a cataclysm. That's probably worth ... considering. But killing 99.99% of the world's population leaves over 600,000 individuals alive. Individuals of a species so adaptable that it can thrive everywhere from the deserts of the Kalihari to the coast of Greenland.

    Humanity is a weed species. In fact, we're the weed species. We thrive relative to other species on disruption. Rats and cockroaches are just hangers on. They are Kato to our OJ, hitching a ride on our exploitation of new niches opened by environmental cataclysm. Every kind of cataclysm that could possibly be prepared for wiould only in a very short time convert the world into a storehouse of underutilized resources for the survivors. Those survivors might not have much fun, at least in the short term, but people are amazingly adaptable. Hell should hold not terrors for humanity, because it won't take anything like an eternity for anything to seem normal to people.

    The only way to cause human extinction is to manage to kill everyone at one go. Things like a the Sun going unexpectedly nova, or some kind of unforseen astronomical radiation burst that sterilizes everything. Stuff you couldn't possibly prepare for.

    Of the things you can prepare for, things like plague, the reason to prepare for them isn't the survival of the species. It's the survival of society. We have it pretty good, after all, and it wouldn't take much in those cases to take out a significant amount of insurance for our way of life.

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    1. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Zero? I actually don't like to think about this, but I'm afraid the probability might be 100%. Shy?

      We don't have this technology yet. But suppose bioengineering continues to the point that we reduce creating new organisms down to a programming language -- in other words, the barrier to entry to engineer an organism comes down to the point that any reasonably intelligent engineering type could create an organism with computer-like control.

      What this means is that it only takes one insane person to create a disease that would wipe out the entire human race, 100%, no exceptions. Here's how you would design it: Of course, it would be spread through the air. It would have a built-in clock that wouldn't trigger the kill release for 5-10 years. Maybe 20 years. It would be dormant in animals, so to spread among survivors. After it triggers, it would nearly instantly wipe out most of humanity. There wouldn't be time to find a cure -- it would happen too fast. And cures are a hell of a lot harder to create than the disease in the first place (it's always easier to destroy than to defend. Nuclear bombs are easier to make than to defend against).

      Don't think someone would do that? Think Unibomber -- he was a full-blown genius, who also happened to be a full-blown lunatic who thought humanity should die. There are plenty of environmental nuts who think humans are the worst thing that ever happened to the species.

      Once we understand life to the level of reducing it to mere programming, the game is over. It only takes one nut and there's nothing we can do.

      Of course, I pretend this isn't inevitable and live my life anyway. :)

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    2. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by tgd · · Score: 1

      You clearly didn't read the paper. The things you were talking about were covered in there.

      They are the ones we *need* to plan for, because there is a difference between an extinction level event and something that kills anything less than 100% -- it even points out that North America was originally colonized by likely less than 100 people. We also know there was a pinch point in human history about that small in the past, as well.

      But we *can* do things to avoid most of the possible extinction level events. Thats precisely what the paper talked about.

    3. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Push that up to five nines and you start entering questions of viability. 60,000 individuals spread around the planet might not be able to sustain themselves, especially if they compete for resources with giant North American deer and the new venomous cockroaches of SouthEast Asia.

    4. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      The only way to cause human extinction is to manage to kill everyone at one go. Things like a the Sun going unexpectedly nova, or some kind of unforseen astronomical radiation burst that sterilizes everything. Stuff you couldn't possibly prepare for.

      Thing are events where preparation is the only thing that makes that .01%, and what we can prepare for increases with technological and scientific advancement, some of which may be motivated by the preparation for slightly less lethal events, and so on.

    5. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but even if you managed to do all of that, Madagascar would still close its ports and leave a remnant of humanity. So basically, there's no way to kill off the entire species.

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    6. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even if you managed to do all of that, Madagascar would still close its ports and leave a remnant of humanity.

      That's why you have the 10-20 year fuse. To give the disease time to infuse every corner of the world.

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    7. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You raise an worthwhile point, but I would say that it is highly likely that 60,000 survivors could repopulate the planet.

      True, if we assume they are evenly spread across the planet surface, many, perhaps most of them would perish before finding another human being. But that's a very, very stringent condition, isn't it? It seems almost certain that in such a scenario, people will tend survive in geographic clumps. Places the plague never reached, or where the post comet strike climate changes were survivable.

      Given this, I'd be fairly confident at pushing the decimal point one more place, down to 6000 survivors. Maybe even lower. A bit over a hundred years ago, there were only 30 elephant seals in the world, now there are hundreds of thousands. Genetic analysis shows that there were probably fewer than seven total cheetahs in the world at some point around ten thousand years ago. Subsequently populations peaked in the 1950s at the forty thousand mark.

      Both these animals are far, far less adaptable and fecund than human beings.

      I'd go so far as to say that a single population of a dozen or so healthy breeding individuals, with access to minimal forage and game supplies, would have a far better than even chance of repopulating the world. Given 60,000 survivors or even 6,000 survivors globally, there is likely to be at least one such group if not several.

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    8. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Over the next billion years or so. Zero.

      You couldn't be more wrong. Mass extinction events happen approximately every 10 million years. Any one of these has an excellent chance of extinguishing the human race. I think that even events that don't wipe out all humans, but only 99.99%, have an excellent chance of leading fairly quickly to extinction. Humans no longer have a culture capable of providing survival apart from civilization. If you happen to be one of the sole survivors, and you're not a farmer or a hunter, what are you going to do after you eat through all the canned goods you can find? Even worse, if the disaster causes major ecological destruction, even if you are a farmer or hunter, there may be nothing to farm or hunt. Humanity has made it through a number of ice ages, and their resulting ecological changes, but that was only with cultures in which all members specialized in food and water procurement. The disaster that extinguishes the human race could be as simple as the (very predictable, and very inevitable) next ice age.

      But more to the point, here are many disasters that could wipe us out completely, in one fell swoop, such as a high-energy asteroid collision.

    9. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by mathcam · · Score: 1

      The land mass of the earth is about 147 million square miles. A population of 600,000 leaves about a person every 250 square miles. Assuming that the devastation which wiped out 99.99% of the population also has some deleterious effect on our ability to rapidly traverse 50 miles and accurately find other living beings, attaining sufficient reproducing to keep the population over a minimal threshold level would be rather difficult.

      Numbers alone do not keep a species alive.

    10. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by demi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The actual evidence we have is that, as a rule, for organisms on Earth, extinction is the norm rather than an exceptional event. The history of life on Earth is one of repeated mass extinctions, and continuous extinctions otherwise.

      The idea that humans are "special", that in some way the rules of life on Earth do not apply to them, is attractive, and it probably has some merit. But in order to counter the actual evidence of Earth's history, all you really have is a sort of narrative about what humans are like and would do. It's as related to the real probability of human extinction as verbal arguments about "what you would do in a fight" are to actual combat.

      A billion years is a very long time, and it's easy to imagine scenarios which, however unlikely, cause human extinction. A genetic disease which disrupts reproduction, that we all already have and so cannot isolate. The astronomical cataclysms you mention. Heck, our understanding of the structure of matter is pretty basic and dates to within the last 100 years--do you think that perhaps there are possible material instabilities that we don't yet understand that could somehow result in such a cataclysm?

      We humans have exterminated many other species. Other forms of life we encounter may return the favor, for their own inscrutable reasons.

      It even remains to be seen whether human beings can live in a self-sustaining way on planets that are not inherently habitable. When we have a thriving population on Venus, you can make the argument that something that makes Earth uninhabitable (for example, an atmospheric revolution by novel organisms, as has already happened in the planet's history) won't cause human extinction. But until then, you just can't say. And "I don't know" is a lot different than "I know it can't happen."

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    11. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Madagascar would have had to do it 5-10 years ago. By the time, people start dying, it's years too late to start. Then the hope is that either 1) there is a population that hasn't been exposed, 2) you can find a cure in time, or 3) something can restart humanity from leftover genetic material.

    12. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by khallow · · Score: 1

      My take is that a cataclysm could wipe out 100% of the population which would be extinction. Once you're to the 4 9's level, it's just not that much additional effort to go for 10 9's. A species can't adapt when all its members die the first time.

    13. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by rmadmin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like the natives that were undiscovered until just this year? I can't find the link, but I thought it was epic that these guys survived till 2008 without being noticed by the rest of the world. I'm hoping there are more of them out there.

    14. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by bgackle · · Score: 1

      By definition, the only way to achieve extinction is to kill everyone (who's left) at once. Right?

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    15. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, the Unabomber was trying to make a better society. However, let's agree that in a couple of billion people, somebody, if in possession of vial of your super-bug would feel compelled to smash it.

      Still, such a bug would have to infect practically any multicellular organism it came in contact with to kill everyone on Earth, which I don't think is very likely. Alternatively, you'd need a pretty elaborate delivery system. Well, let's stipulate that our mad genius has that too.

      I'd just make a point though. A bioweapon doesn't have to rise to the point of even considering to possibility of total human extinction to be worth taking steps against. The practical economic value of taking steps against something as utterly unlikely to cause species extinction as weaponized anthrax are considerable. I'm guessing more valuable than planning for a super-bug that destroys everything.

      In any case, the steps you'd take against garden variety WMD are probably essentially the same ones you'd take against some doomsday device.

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    16. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 1

      The paper seemed to be a lot of handwaving to me, at least where it comes to anything remotely practical. A nuclear holocaust in 1962 would not have been anything close to an extinction event.

      Some of the calculations in the paper are theoretically interesting, for example balancing the discounted value of lost future generations against current opportunity costs. However, I think that postulating a total extinction is has no practical implications on the analysis. The discounted value of preventing of a 100% future extinction event is probably not distinguishable from preventing a 50% mortality event, given the extreme improbability of a 100% extinction.

      It's interesting as a limiting case, of course, but not really a practical concern, since a 50% mortality event is much more probable. In fact, we've seen something on that order happen in Europe, during the Black Death. It doesn't seem implausible that modern technology could make something like this possible on a global scale. Even though such an event would have very little impact on the survival of the human race, it is still quite worth taking into consideration.

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    17. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 1

      The idea that humans are "special", that in some way the rules of life on Earth do not apply to them, is attractive, and it probably has some merit. But in order to counter the actual evidence of Earth's history, all you really have is a sort of narrative about what humans are like and would do.

      Humans are unique because as a species it can adapt to novel environments by analyzing those environments and adapting to them, rather than relying on the operation of natural selection on random intergenerational genetic variation. For example, a human population moving from a warm climate to what would otherwise be a fatally cold climate doesn't have to evolve fur or more heat retentive body types. They design and build shelters, including clothing. This gives any individual human a greater geographical scope for survival than any organism other than microbes, fungi, and that sort of thing.

      You bring up an extreme example of this. Venus, of course, is difficult, but it is quite possible that humans could develop a self-supporting colony on Mars. I personally don't think this is a practical or useful venture at this point in history, but I don't think anybody believes that Martian colonization is a physical impossibility. That is something which cannot be said for any macrofauna in the history of the Earth, and a good argument that humanity is unique.

      It is actually conceivable that humanity could colonize Venus. In some ways Venus might be even more promising than Mars to a sufficiently advanced civilization. It is much more Earth-like than Mars; the key to Venus is CO2. The technology to deal with it is of course beyond any forseeable ability of ours, but it is not inconceivable for the human race. It is inconceivable for any other Earth species or clade, which should demonstrate that we are exceptional as a species.

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    18. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      there were probably fewer than seven total cheetahs in the world at some point around ten thousand years ago.

      That number is too low for good breeding. As a species, cheetahs are screwed up due to inbreeding. Wikipedia touches on this: "The cheetah has unusually low genetic variability and a very low sperm count, which also suffers from low motility and deformed flagellae"

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    19. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's encouraging to think that each of us alive has billions of ancestors over deep time, every last one of which was successful. Think of all the droughts, asteroid impacts, ice ages, fires, plagues, and wars those ancestors lived through and survived. If nothing else, each of us is bred to be very, very scrappy when called upon.

      Just as we underplay our own adaptability and will to survive, I think we overplay the power of our technology. In the popular conception, a nuclear war would make humans extinct, or even make all life extinct. Nobody ever justifies these statements. To me they are utter nonsense, and arrogant in the highest degree. In truth we would not be able to kill off even the common mosquito, if all our best minds and economic resources were aimed at it.

    20. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is zero chance of extinction ... Things like a the Sun going unexpectedly nova, or some kind of unforseen astronomical radiation burst that sterilizes everything"

      Try to be consistent.

    21. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? No chance for human extinction because we're adept ad surviving in extreme environments? How do you propose we survive nuclear winter on an irradiated planet? We're (The US is) already pushing to develop 'tactical' nukes, in other words, we're looking to use nukes as conventional weapons, and we're ethusiastically trying to eliminate the taboo against the use of nukes. How hard do you think it would be for the US to start a war, deploy nukes, and have the war escalate to a full nuclear war overnight?

    22. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      If we go into outer space, far enough from a nova issue, we might even survive our Sun going nova. It's all a matter of technicality. Such as incubating some sperm and eggs and some robotic nannies, and sending them off to Alpha Centauri, where on arrival, the test tube babies are born and robotic nannies that have tits that feel like human tits nurture them, and smell human, and teach them all the traditions and knowledge they need to know in order to sustain a large local space station living off of that stars radiant energy. Taking along other lifeforms too, of course, how else can you grow food. Then instead of all bags in one basket, dependent on the Sun, you'd have at least two baskets, Alpha Centauri, and the Sun. And when they see this Sun go nova for whatever reason, they can say "bummer!" So on and so forth. It's all just a matter of technicality, from an engineers point of view.

    23. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except there are thing that can completly wipe life from the earth.

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    24. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Moon sized body hitting the earth would do it.

      A small particle traveling at relativistic speeds would do it. a baseball traveling at about 1/4 speed of light would cause all the air to explode. when it hit the atmosphere.

      So yeah, there are ways for us to become extinct. We have been close before.

      Typical hubris of a libertarian.

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    25. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "You raise an worthwhile point, but I would say that it is highly likely that 60,000 survivors could repopulate the planet."

      They would need to be in close proximity, and there would need to be something to hunt and pick, and they would have to not get some terrible virus.
      A influenza outbreak could end it at that point.

      The given min. is 20,000 people. And that is very, very close to dying off.

      remember, the neanderthals became extinct.

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    26. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      or just kill the women~

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    27. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      remember, the neanderthals became extinct.

      I think that is the most likely scenario, homo-nextus will likely replace sapiens. Not sure what nextus will look like, probably very similar to us, but different in some unpredictable way that ends up out-competing sapiens.

      Or, if you believe Ray Kurzweil, we'll be replaced by our computers.

    28. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The idea that humans are "special", that in some way the rules of life on Earth do not apply to them, is attractive, and it probably has some merit. But in order to counter the actual evidence of Earth's history, all you really have is a sort of narrative about what humans are like and would do.

      I think humans are indeed special for a number of reasons. So lets just look at humans: There are about 13 known species of humans; 12 have become extinct so far. We don't know how, but it happened. And one of the last to part company with us, the Neanderthals, were superior to us in every measurable biological way: larger brains, stronger muscles, denser bones.

    29. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by corbettw · · Score: 1
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    30. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the cloning begin...

    31. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by bgackle · · Score: 1

      Dear God!!

      You mean the human race could be extinct, and no one here would even know?

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  24. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geckipede · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Depending on how you want to define complexity, it took between one and two billion years to go from complex multicellular life to an intelligent species. Even if we assume you need a fairly high power metabolism for it, there have certainly been plenty of candidates for technological intelligence over the last 300 million years, but only one species actually managed it. Given that we've got about 500 million years of useful life left in this planet, the chances of another civilisation rising on Earth before the sun swells up and kills us is pretty slim.

  25. We can build three arks by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the statistitions and the fear mongers on 'B' ark, please.

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    1. Re:We can build three arks by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's a statistition? A statistician with a superstition?

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    2. Re:We can build three arks by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      No it's a statistic that supports a superstition.

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  26. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by compro01 · · Score: 1

    That's easy enough to work around. Just use an engine that doesn't require drive-plates. ;)

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  27. Extinction by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Humanity will likely kill itself off because they can't agree who gets to shower first in the morning. We've fought wars over one city taking a girl from another city (Troy, and nobody cared that she wanted to leave), we fight over liquid dinosaur guts, over patches of barren desert. We've even fought over things that are completely intangible -- fascism versus communism versus capitalism versus god only knows what else. And we're constantly creating ways to kill ever greater numbers of people. During WWII, the Germans were stuffing people into giant incinerators, when they weren't busy leveling entire cities with fire bombs (and vice versa), and the war ended because the Americans came up with a better way to kill people -- a nuclear bomb. Well, what's going to come after the nuclear bomb? Trust me when I say, there are scientists right now in a laboratory somewhere thinking to themselves -- will my children ever forgive me? Not that any of this is really necessary; the survivors will quite happily keep throwing rocks at each other in the post-apocalypse. Our only hope of salvation will be figuring out why humanity abjectly fails to evolve better methods of conflict resolution and then putting us on the path to doing so. It doesn't help that men who stomp around tearing up grass and biting the heads of their enemies off somehow leads to reproductive success. I'm told it's because they're attractive when they do that. -_-

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    1. Re:Extinction by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm almost as left-wing as they come, but I have to say that nuclear weapons have an unfair bad rap. Compare the number of people killed before and after the invention of the Bomb. According to Wikipedia, WW1 and WW2 killed 20 million and 70 million people, respectively. Since 1945 there has been a lot of chest-thumping by the major powers, but in terms of actual human suffering things are dramatically better. Now we all have big guns pointed at one another, and everything is just fine. On any factual basis you'd have to say the Bomb is the greatest instrument for peace the world has ever seen. Just so long as it doesn't fall into the hands of a rogue individual...

    2. Re:Extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      haha, to you think that's why they really attacked? IT was an excuse..like WMDs.

      I also feel the needs that are wars have become more precise and result in fewer casualties then ever before.

      "Trust me when I say, there are scientists right now in a laboratory somewhere thinking to themselves -- will my children ever forgive me"
      no.

      Are method of conflict resolution is getting better...overall
      The Bush administration is like a throwback..or the last gasp of a archaic mode of thinking.

      we know that torture is a waste, we know the diplomacy is better then bombs.
      We are learning.

      Ultimately, do you know what will save us? corporations. There is more money have a presence in many countries then there is in war.
      Plus, to have a global corporation requires a common ground for the countries they do business in.

      "Does industrial civilization have another 200 years left? "

      Yes.

      we can get energy for almost nothing, right now. When motivation gets going on that, it wont be a problems.

      We can completly power the US with solar thermals. 24/7.
      We can do this right now if we wanted to.

      We could build 3rd gen nuclear plants.

      Hell, if we set up a program, we could have all coal electricity generation in the US gone in 10 years.

      Mexico isn't devolving into that, it's seems to be a natural state that takes effort and will to rise above.
      It's no different then castles, or Pharaoh's, or the primary food gathers from primitive times.

      The middles class is an artificial creation. There isn't anything wrong with that, but it takes management to maintain.

      98 sqr miles of solar thermal. We have lots of land.

      Some of the 4th gen reactors are starting to look freaking awesome.

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  28. Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK. Let's assume that everything that's been worked on for 50 years and still doesn't work isn't going to work. This includes fusion and space travel.

    Industrial civilization is only about 200 years old. It's convenient to start at 1808, the first year somebody bought a train ticket. That was when the industrial revolution started affecting large numbers of people. Does industrial civilization have another 200 years left?

    We're running out of oil. The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left. There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil. All the alternatives are considerably more expensive, and have a lower return on energy invested vs. energy out.

    We're running out of some other minerals. There are substitutes, and recycling, but using a substitute is usually more energy intensive.

    It's quite possible that industrial civilization will just run down. This has already happened in a number of Third World countries. A few countries, such as Argentina, have already gone from rich to poor. The usual pattern is devolution into rich central cities surrounded by an ocean of poverty. Mexico City and Rio are classic examples.

    That may be the future.

    1. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      People have been claiming peak oil since the 1920s. We've had several oil crises since then, each one followed by a glut. The life expectancy of oil has only grown, and faster than our consumption. The truth is, we really don't know how much more oil there is, and those who claim peak oil don't read history.

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    2. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by recharged95 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil."

      .

      True, assuming there's nothing else in space.

      Think bigger, think space. Plenty of energy there (solar/magnetic/heat), and other planets/moon too. Move the bulk of energy consuming processes to space and you'll likely see an efficiency increase and energy consumption decrease. And you can always ship energy back to Earth easily at that point.

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    3. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by dachshund · · Score: 1

      We're running out of oil. The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left. There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil. All the alternatives are considerably more expensive, and have a lower return on energy invested vs. energy out ... It's quite possible that industrial civilization will just run down.

      There's more than enough available energy to avoid the doomsday scenario you're talking about. Nuclear (with breeder reactor technology) can sustain us for hundreds of years. There's plenty of coal, and a lot of expensive oil out there if we don't care about emissions. Similarly, it's been noted that the entire US's electricity requirements could be met by approximately 20 mi^2 worth of solar thermal reactor located in the south of the United States. Even if we ultimately had to generate all of our energy from renewable technology, we could increase our total energy output by many times over what oil is giving us now.

      And these are just the technologies that we have today, which produce energy that's marginally more expensive (i.e., less than double) what we're paying to extract and haul oil. They may be a lot less convenient (i.e., solar output depends on the weather and time of day), but we'll engineer around these things if the alternative is the destruction of industrial society. Given that Europe was able to rebuild from WWII in less than fifty years, I'm confident that the world can handle this situation as well.

    4. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the alternatives are considerably more expensive, and have a lower return on energy invested vs. energy out.

      Nuclear power?

    5. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

      The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left.

      That's not so bad then. In the 70's we only had less than 10 years of oil left. Now we have 50 years worth. We've gaind 40 years worth of oil in the last 30 years!

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    6. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by maxume · · Score: 1

      Plus, there is no coal, tar sands or natural gas. And solar technology has stagnated for the last 50 years. And nuclear is clearly unsafe.

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    7. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      People have been claiming peak oil since the 1920s

      Actually the first person to predict peak oil (and coin the term) was M. King Hubbard in 1956. He predicted that the U.S. would reach peak oil domestically in the early 70's. It happened in 1972. The truth is, we can pretty much accurately predict trends in the oil industry, and those who deny peak oil don't read geology.

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    8. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil.

      No one technology, maybe, but perhaps the future is multiple technologies working together. You could have Solar plants in the south-western US, wind turbines in the plains states, some geo-thermal plants, nuclear, clean-coal, etc. You might even toss some oil powered facilities in the mix also. All of those plants would convert their respective fuel sources to electricity which would be shared across a giant electrical grid. Need to power your electric car? Just plug it in. You don't need to think about the fact that you are getting 23% of your power from solar cells in Arizona, 31% from a Nuclear plant in New York, 18% from a clean coal plant in Tennessee, and 28% from a wind turbine facility in Illinois.*

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    9. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by E++99 · · Score: 1

      We're running out of oil. The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away.

      Please. 20 more years has been the 'optimistic position' for 40 years.

    10. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by TheSync · · Score: 1

      We're running out of oil.

      We have a reasonable amount of uranium and then a huge supply of thorium after that. Nuclear fission works. Just keep people away from the waste.

      A few countries, such as Argentina, have already gone from rich to poor.

      This is a political problem. Argentina didn't "become poor", it simply did not grow very quickly for a long period of time while the US and others grew tremendously. Economic growth has returned to Argentina (~6% per year), as well as other countries like Chile.

      Keep in mind Korea was exceedingly poor after the war, now South Korea is at "western" wealth levels.

    11. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      one can also say that peak oil happened when Saudi Arabian reserves were discovered, because since then there was never a discovery that big, all discoveries were much smaller in size. We will not find another reserve that big and this can be also counted as peak of oil, peak of oil discovery. The major discovery of oil in SA happened in the seventies.

    12. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by jimicus · · Score: 1

      And nuclear is clearly unsafe.

      I wonder how unsafe it will be perceived as being when no other choice exists if you wish to preserve anything remotely close to a western lifestyle?

    13. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by khallow · · Score: 1

      OK. Let's assume that everything that's been worked on for 50 years and still doesn't work isn't going to work. This includes fusion and space travel.

      Fusion and space travel work, they just don't work well enough. Fusion has steadily improved in energy return on input, even to the point of getting close to breakeven, Wikipedia claims 65% of breakeven for the Joint European Torus. The future International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor (or ITER) eventually is hoped to exceed input power by a factor of 5-10 according to Wikipedia. If it can do that, then the only restrictions are the cost of building fusion power plants, which is a vastly different problem than wondering whether it works or not.

      Space travel has consistently grown cheaper (adjusted for inflation) over its entire history. And once you ignore the showboat projects like Apollo, the Space Shuttle, and the new Ares project, you see that launch capabilities have steadily improved over that time frame. I think a combination of cheaper space launch, increasing knowledge of what's out there in space, and growing economy will finally start this fire.

    14. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      From the CIA world fact book on Argentina: "Democracy returned in 1983, and has persisted despite numerous challenges, the most formidable of which was a severe economic crisis in 2001-02 that led to violent public protests and the resignation of several interim presidents. The economy has recovered strongly since bottoming out in 2002." and "Real GDP rebounded to grow by an average 9% annually over the subsequent five years, taking advantage of previously idled industrial capacity and labor, an audacious debt restructuring and reduced debt burden, excellent international financial conditions, and expansionary monetary and fiscal policies."

      However, I've often wondered if we're doomed to poverty. It may be possible for us to transition to renewable energy without a significant decrease in the standard of living. However, what about other non-renewables, like metal? No recycling program can ever be 100% efficient, and a great deal of metal is always being lost.

      As time passes, will metals be steadily deposited in places that don't allow for economic recovery - say, as a thin film of rust on the bottom of the oceans? Or will we be able to recycle metals indefinitely? A few thousand years from now, we might all be back in the stone ages. I have yet to see any good information on the long-term survival of technology.

    15. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by speroni · · Score: 1

      Nuclear is not especially unsafe.

      Fun Fact: You get more radiation from coal plants in the form of heavy metals found in coal fly ash than you get from a nuclear power plant. Super Fly

      With second cycle fuel processing plants there is very little waste left over from the nuclear process.

      People point to Three Mile Island as a big scary reason to avoid nuclear, but the fact of the matter is while the plant was tripped at TMI there was no radiological leakage. The safety measure in place made sure that there was no breach of containment. And that was a plant designed over 30 years ago, there has been much learned since then.

      Sure Chernobyl sucked, but that was a plant poorly designed and operated.

      The burning graphite moderator increased the emission of radioactive particles. The radioactivity was not contained by any kind of containment vessel (unlike in Western plants, Soviet reactors often did not have them[9]) Soviet Piece of Junk

      Yeah... Modern, and even then western power plants don't have COMBUSTIBLE material in the CORE.

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    16. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Yeah... Modern, and even then western power plants don't have COMBUSTIBLE material in the CORE.

      Yes, I know all that. The point I was making is "I wonder how many will be paying attention to the "UNSAFE UNSAFE!!111" luddites - or for that matter, how many people with those views today will still have them when there is no realistic alternative?

    17. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by speroni · · Score: 1

      Guess I meant to reply to the post before yours.

      In the mean time we can try and educate the Luddites. The Nuclear industry is going through a period of revitalization, both foreign and domestic. Hopefully it keeps up, we have to grow to meet the demands as time goes on. Once we get to the point of no alternative it will be too late to start building new plants.

      Other interesting facts include: The French have the cheapest energy on the planet right now because they kept up their investment in Nuclear energy though the 70s and 80s.

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    18. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Let's assume that everything that's been worked on for 50 years and still doesn't work isn't going to work. This includes fusion and space travel.

      You could be right with fusion. Space travel - I don't think so. Project Orion has a good chance of moving large masses to wherever they are needed. We just have to be desperate enough.

      It's quite possible that industrial civilization will just run down.

      Temporarily, yes. I think what will happen is that humanity will run down for a time, but then adapt to longer time horizons and low but positive growth rates, until instantaneously solar derived energy (wind, solar as opposed to petroleum) use saturates in terms of area used and efficiency at harvesting. With a lot of focus on solar, the EROEI will improve, cost will go down, and the growth will again resume at a somewhat higher rate.

      Long term, human populations will eventually saturate and learn to do more with less, barring catastrophes or a superior competitor. A lot will look like things before oil hit the scene in a major way. For one, things will again be made to last and be repairable, as the energy costs in manufacture start to dominate, and the cost to buy cheap junk approaches that of superior products.

      But yeah, long term, you are right. Poor is another word for subsistence, or input = output with very little left over. By current standards, the pre-industrial world was "poor".

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    19. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      We're running out of oil. The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left. There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil.

      Just because your ignorant of the replacements doesn't mean they don't exist. Even if you lack imagination and want to stick with 1808 train systems, there is far more coal in the world than oil. Then there is uranium, thorium which by us 100's of years before we would even need to rely on renewable sources like wind and solar.


      Industrial civilization is only about 200 years old. It's convenient to start at 1808, the first year somebody bought a train ticket. That was when the industrial revolution started affecting large numbers of people. Does industrial civilization have another 200 years left?

      Um, projecting 100's of years based on assumptions just doesn't work well. How many people 100 years ago would have predicted heavier than air flight, let alone the moon landing? How many would have predicted the internet 50 years ago?

    20. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Mod this fellow up, morons who assume that a finite resource is something we should just keep tapping at forever, are quite frankly in fairyland.

    21. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by geekoid · · Score: 1

      SOloar thermal can replace all coal/gas/hydro/nuclear power.

      It's 24/7 and ready to become a base load supply.

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    22. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by geekoid · · Score: 1

      haha, yes projects created by people whose best interest is to be running out 'any day now'

      Sure,it's finite but we got a lot left.

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    23. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not going to be iron, aluminum, or silicon that we run out of, there's just too much of it around. If some of the rarer stuff becomes important, it might be a problem. I'm no expert. Iridium, maybe?

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    24. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Pogdranaut · · Score: 0

      Industrial civilization is only about 200 years old. It's convenient to start at 1808, the first year somebody bought a train ticket.

      Try 300 years. By 1808 the steam engine was nearly 100 years old, and James Watts patents on it had already expired.

    25. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      You are right, but I see no pint. The GP specifically noted the assumption that ST and Fusion doesn't work in 50 years.

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    26. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Animats · · Score: 1

      How many people 100 years ago would have predicted heavier than air flight

      100 years ago, the Wright Brothers had already flown. The first military flight and the first airport opening were both in 1908.

      How many would have predicted the internet 50 years ago?

      Vannevar Bush's "As We May Think", 1945, is considered the first article to describe something like the Internet. "Wholly new forms of encyclopedias will appear, ready-made with a mesh of associative trails running through them, ready to be dropped into the memex and there amplified." (Actually, that's Encarta.) 50 years ago, the SAGE system, with networked air defense centers, was starting to come on line.

      On the other hand, by 1958, the first rockets had made it into orbit, yet within 15 years, boosters had become about as good as they were going to get. The first attempt at a fusion reactor, the Stellerator, was proposed in 1952, and built in the late 1950s.

    27. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      100 years ago, the Wright Brothers had already flown. The first military flight and the first airport opening were both in 1908.

      You're seriously splitting hairs, they flew in 1903. When talking about sweeping scales of history 100 years ago usually means 1900, not November 14, 1908.


      Vannevar Bush's "As We May Think", 1945, is considered the first article to describe something like the Internet.

      And sci fi has predicted things like fusion and faster than light travel as well. The thing is, before semiconductors were discovered a computer network like the internet was unthinkable.

      You are still refusing to recognize the bigger issue. Advances in technology are often abrupt and come quickly. Any day something like the LHC could uncover the connection between gravity and electricity and set off a whole new set of advances like we saw at the start of this century. Point being, predicting mankind's demise based on the assumption no new discoveries are made in the future is ridiculous.

  29. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know why but the term "go apeshit" always makes me laugh...

  30. Skynet and Judgement Day by zomper514 · · Score: 0

    Farther out in time are risks from technologies that remain theoretical but might be developed in the next century or centuries. For instance, self-replicating nanotechnologies could destroy the ecosystem; and cognitive enhancements or recursively self-improving computers could exceed normal human ingenuity to create uniquely powerful weapons (Bostrom, 2002; Bostrom & Cirkovic, 2007; Ikle, 2006; Joy, 2000; Leslie, 1996; Posner, 2004; Rees, 2003).

    Farther out in time, I thought Judgement day was 8/29/1997.

    1. Re:Skynet and Judgement Day by fr4nk · · Score: 1

      Rees, 2003

      Don't you meen Reese, as in Kyle Reese?

    2. Re:Skynet and Judgement Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he means eminent astronomer Sir Martin Rees.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Final_Hour

      We're not talking Terminator here.

  31. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by gnick · · Score: 1

    This plan should be fine as long as we don't have any incompetent, egotistical, anal-retentiveness cowards who are in charging replacing faulty drive-plates in the ship's engine system. I mean what could go wrong?

    Even that would be OK if we made sure that coward had a partner to look over his shoulder. Of course, if that partner were to somehow get himself tossed into stasis for a ship infraction leaving the incompetent coward to do the job himself, who knows where it would lead? The only hope then would be self-insemination of the last surviving human or reassembly of the dead by nano-bots. And that would just be silly.

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  32. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only that partner had a cat. Preferably a pregnant cat.

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  33. Anyone who read the Dune Chronicles knows... by ErisCalmsme · · Score: 1

    it's all very simple, if we just follow Leto's golden path.

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    1. Re:Anyone who read the Dune Chronicles knows... by xstonedogx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Frankly, if Leto's Golden Path leads to any more Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson Dune novels I say we just go along with our extinction.

    2. Re:Anyone who read the Dune Chronicles knows... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Bi-la kaifa!

  34. Re:some animal species that are about to go extinc by philspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    some animal species that are about to go extinct might actually think that this is a wonderful concept.

    Well then, they should have invented their own firearms and started "deurbanizing" our habitats to make way for their own purposes!

  35. Too expensive by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Not worth the cost.
    Not worth the trouble.
    Not worth the worry.
    Planet's better off without 'em.

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    1. Re:Too expensive by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Is far cheaper to dig a hole and put head in it.

      But if you want to put it in monetary terms, is far cheaper anything that keeps you getting more money in the future than anything that at some point you stop receiving it (and living, but thats secondary, just money matters)

  36. not IF merely WHEN by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0
    Humanity WILL go extinct - it's a question of WHEN not IF.

    We could go POOF from nuclear weapons or an asteroid strike, but then, so would a number of other species. Like my cats - little fuckers would starve if I didn't feed them... fat little bastards.

    I see it this way: we either go extinct WITH issue (i.e., we evolve into another species) or we go extinct WITHOUT issue (nukes / asteroids / 100% deadly plague / solar flare / nano goo).

    It's much like the coming de-population process. We can get rid of 5 or 6 billion people in two very different ways, and it has to do with how YOU want to die:

    at a young(er) age of starvation / exposure / thirst in some transit camp in eastern oregon or in food riots in some over populated rat hole of a city, OR peacefully at home surrounded by friends and family.

    We all have to go - so it's just a question of HOW not IF, and WHEN not IF.

    RS

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    1. Re:not IF merely WHEN by tgd · · Score: 1

      Most experts seem to agree the domestic species most likely to thrive and continue (and likely even become a dominant species) post-man are cats.

      Dogs would starve and die out, but cats will do just as they've done in places where Man has left -- survive. Oh, and wipe out songbirds.

    2. Re:not IF merely WHEN by sbjornda · · Score: 1

      Humanity WILL go extinct - it's a question of WHEN not IF... we either go extinct WITH issue (i.e., we evolve into another species)....

      Agreed. And there is no guarantee that evolving into the next species will preserve or enhance intelligence. Conditions could arise where the species reproduces better with different physical characteristics and less intelligence. There are already lots of good looking but stupid people reproducing with one another, and some very intelligent people who, unfortunately, have trouble getting a date.

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    3. Re:not IF merely WHEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't feel like dying. Ever.

    4. Re:not IF merely WHEN by Opyros · · Score: 1

      Phil Plait of the Bad Astronomy blog recently published a book, Death from the Skies , about human extinction scenarios — some of them preventable, others not. The inevitable ones such as proton decay would take many billions of years, but some, such as gamma-ray bursts, could theoretically come at any time.

  37. Voluntary Human Extinction Movement by juancnuno · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought this was interesting.

    1. Re:Voluntary Human Extinction Movement by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Funny

      These movements have been around for millenia - predictably, they die out quickly.

  38. There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and the Romans thought the Empire would last a thousand years. Greater than 99.99% of all species have gone extinct, most of them lasting no more than a few million years, some far less than that. No species is so tough to live through their food getting wiped out or dropping below the minimum population to maintain genetic diversity.

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    1. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, and the Romans thought the Empire would last a thousand years.

      It did; the Eastern Roman Empire a.k.a. the Byzantine Empire didn't come to an end until 1453 when Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Empire.

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    2. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the Romans thought the Empire would last a thousand years.

      If one includes the Eastern Roman Empire (arguably more Greek than Roman), then they were quite correct - the Empire lasted until at least 1204, rather longer than 1000 years.

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    3. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Leaving aside the points others have made about the example you give, it really proves my point.

      The collapse of the Roman empire in the West did not entail the extinction of H. sapiens in Europe. People adapt to changing circumstances. The contiguity of population also means that the cultural collapse of Rome was never complete, even if the political collapse was total. We must not confuse the collapse of civilization with extinction. When they mesoamerican city states like Copan fell and dissolved into the jungle, the people didn't disappear, they just changed their way of life.

      With respect to the 99.99% of all species going extinct, that is not a counter argument to my assertion that humans are uniquely adaptable. In point of fact, we aren't necessarily the dominant species on the planet. Ranked by biomass there is more krill on the planet than humanity. There is more termites, both as individuals and by weight. Humans, however, have colonized the greatest variety of geography.

      Name another species that is humanity's equal in adaptability and fecundity, and you carry your argument. Otherwise, the 99.99% figure is irrelevant. Humans are far more adaptable than 99.99% or even 99.999% of species that ever lived.

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    4. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the Romans thought the Empire would last a thousand years.

      It's still going. It converted to Christianity some time ago, and the head of it is no longer called "Caesar", instead he's called "The Pope".

    5. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Name another species that is humanity's equal in adaptability and fecundity, and you carry your argument. Otherwise, the 99.99% figure is irrelevant. Humans are far more adaptable than 99.99% or even 99.999% of species that ever lived.

      First, humanity isn't a species, it's a genus (Homo). Nearly everything h. sapiens is, including culture and technology, it inherited from its human ancestors. And a genus that surpasses humanity in adaptability and fecundity is easy: Bacillus (bacteria).

    6. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that all bacteria are now extinct pretty much proves that humanity will also be in the next billion years.

      Also, bacteria, adaptable as they may be, do not (so far as we know) have the ability to plan ahead. We can predict that the sun will go supernova and that we need to get the hell off the earth, bacteria just hope to hitch a ride with us. I think this gives us the potential to be one of the most adaptable species (on an evolutionary time scale) ever.

      We still lose at fecundity to millions of other species, though I must point out that we are nowhere near our maximum for fecundity (we have imposed artificial restrictions - condoms).

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    7. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      All bacteria are extinct? That's a fact? Did you ever take a biology course? Do you know how many are "crawling" on your skin right now? And how many more are on the keyboard you type?

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    8. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      I would disagree about the statement that humans have colonized the greatest variety of geography (how many of us live at the bottom of the ocean?), or that we are the most adaptable species.

      We are the most intelligent species that live on the planet (and as far as we know that have ever lived on the planet), but in terms of evolutionary success (adaptability, and how long we have been around) we still have to prove ourselves.

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    9. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it lasted even longer; the Holy Roman Empire, the last state claiming to represent the ancient Roman Empire, was dissolved in 1806.

      The last Holy Roman Emperor changed his title Emperor of Austria, and the last Austrian Emperor abdicated in 1919.

      The Czars of Russia claimed to be the heirs of the Byzantine Emperors (the Czar in 1453 was married to the daughter of the last Byzantine Emperor.)

      Depending on how you define it, the Roman Empire fell in 476, 1453, 1806, 1917 or 1919. Any way you slice it, that's long innings for any state or political association.

    10. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, you are deliberately misconstruing what I said, but let's start from your point.

      Establishing the genus Bacillus as an upper limit on humanity's robustness does not assert any meaningful constraint humanity's survival prospects. You can't point to any species (or taxonomic category you choose to name) that is demonstrably more adaptable than humanity and shows extinction is a meaningful concern over anything less than geological time scales.

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    11. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 1

      That was an editing mistake. It should read NOT extinct, obviously.

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    12. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      With respect to the 99.99% of all species going extinct, that is not a counter argument ... ranked by biomass there is more krill on the planet than humanity.

      Small, simple creatures have lower odds of extinction than large, complex ones. As a matter of fact, the large complex ones generally don't last. Sharks are the only counterexample that comes to mind. So, which category do you think human fall into?

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    13. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Also, bacteria, adaptable as they may be, do not (so far as we know) have the ability to plan ahead. We can predict that the sun will go supernova and that we need to get the hell off the earth, bacteria just hope to hitch a ride with us. I think this gives us the potential to be one of the most adaptable species (on an evolutionary time scale) ever.

      If bacteria went extinct, humans would necessarily go extinct. We are entirely dependent on them. If humans went extinct, I don't think there's a single species of bacteria that would be the worse for it. Yes, we have the potential to perhaps leave the solar system before the sun goes red giant (not supernaova). If humans figure out a way to escape the solar system... or if chimps do... or if insects do... regardless, the vast majority of species who escape the solar system will be bacteria. No matter how you slice it, bacteria end up the champs. That it's our brains and muscles that would do the heavy lifting is irrelevant to the question of survivability. Bacteria are guaranteed to have a survivability equal to or greater than any complex animal organism.

    14. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Housecat!

      Admittedly their single most successful adaptation has been "live where those humans do and get them to take care of you", but they do pretty well without us, too.

    15. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Establishing the genus Bacillus as an upper limit on humanity's robustness does not assert any meaningful constraint humanity's survival prospects. You can't point to any species (or taxonomic category you choose to name) that is demonstrably more adaptable than humanity and shows extinction is a meaningful concern over anything less than geological time scales.

      Well, as mass extinction events are often the markers of geological time scales, yes, we probably don't have to worry about extinction until the next mass extinction event. And yes, that's "probably" at least hundreds of thousands of years away. And it will continue to be "probably" at least hundreds of thousands of years away until the day it actually starts.

      As for bacteria, maybe I'm not understanding what you're saying, but bacteria live and thrive in conditions hotter, colder, more acidic, more alkali, dryer, higher pressure, etc., than humans can. They're a mile down inside the earth's crust, the floors of the oceans, the peaks of mountains. I don't see how human adaptability be compared to bacterial adaptability. We have a pretty tight niche to fill... it's either in an oxygen-rich atmosphere with lots of plants or animals to eat, or its nothing.

    16. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by narcberry · · Score: 1

      Humans, however, have colonized the greatest variety of geography.

      The areas of Earth where life exist are predominately water. We don't live very well in water. So, when you say variety of geography, aquatic life forms laugh.

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    17. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a shame to restart evolution from microbes and fungi. And you are almost right, i think. The only problem is that biggest factor for survivability is not the diversity of geography. But the size/vulnerability of it. Deep water creatures will survive us for sure.

    18. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh heck, just when I've learned that "childhood" ends. Fortunately, with the Genome Project, I've learned there's still some cockroach DNA within our species.

    19. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by m50d · · Score: 1
      As for bacteria, maybe I'm not understanding what you're saying, but bacteria live and thrive in conditions hotter, colder, more acidic, more alkali, dryer, higher pressure, etc., than humans can. They're a mile down inside the earth's crust, the floors of the oceans, the peaks of mountains. I don't see how human adaptability be compared to bacterial adaptability. We have a pretty tight niche to fill... it's either in an oxygen-rich atmosphere with lots of plants or animals to eat, or its nothing.

      The point is: I'll agree that humans are less adaptable than bacteria. But until bacteria go extinct, this gives us no grounds to worry about human extinction. If you have a genus which is more adaptable than homo and now extinct, then that gives us a reason to worry.

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    20. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      Except the "empire" you talk about is neither cultural (one can be English or Japanese and still be Catholic), nor political (one can support any political party and still be Catholic), and hence it is not an empire at all.

      If you are Catholic though, you believe that the reason there is Catholic church still around is because Jesus said that it will be here until he comes back.

      The church just became the official religion of the greatest empire at the time. But now it is the religion of the globe, which is an even greater feat.

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  39. How to reduce the risk of human extinction by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1, Interesting

    #1 Find a new fuel instead of oil and fossil fuels.

    #2 Get rid of hatred and bigotry and racism.

    #3 Invest in Fringe Science to create future technology and not let some asshole scientists holding up progress with flawed theories that they cherrypicked data or did fraud like Piltdown man that prevent us from having rapid progress in improving our technology for cleaning up the environment (Terraforming) space travel (Earth will be crowded we need to make a few colonies)

    #4 Creating floating cities and under water cities to help with population growth.

    #5 Until we can replace oil, why are polar bears more important than human beings? We either can save the polar bears and make humans extinct or drill for oil and natural gas in the Alaskan wilderness to get enough oil until we can invent a replacement for it. Save the Polar Bear DNA so when he invent cloning we can recreate the polar bears and the Dodo and other extinct animals.

    #6 Fight terrorism by following the money trails and bank accounts they use to pay off members to do suicide bombings. Make it an International law to shut down any bank account that pays terrorists and prosecute the owners. The same for donating to fake Islamic charities that fund terrorism by giving money to Sheiks and Clerics that launder it for terrorist networks. Terrorist networks work like a business, so just shut off their bank accounts and money and they won't afford to be in business any more.

    #7 Learn ancient skills like pottery, black smithing, leather working, wood working, etc so in case civilization collapses we can have experts to help rebuild it using ancient technologies that don't need oil or electricity. Study the Amish and other groups that do this so in case the rest of us can survive an economic collapse and post-oil world with no alternative to oil.

    #8 Set up more charities that help poor people and people with disabilities and mental illnesses and drug and alcohol addictions. Teach them how to be responsible and sober and think clearly and be able to go back into the work force or start up their own small businesses to help stimulate the economy.

    #9 Get governments to stick to a budget by cutting pork spending and useless programs, leave the taxes alone, but control spending, end useless wars and stop trying to protect people from their own bad decisions and bad behavior and bad actions, and let them learn from the consequences of them, so they can avoid them in the future, Tough love, but if they spent $50,000 in credit cards for useless crap and then could not afford a house payment, they are too stupid to bail out. The same for banks who didn't verify that they made what they claimed they made they claimed $45,000 a year but only earned $15,000 a year, and banks that gave them loans and mortgages are too stupid to allow to stay in business. Let them fail and eat their own mistakes. Why should the rest of us, responsible people, pay more taxes and lower the currency value to bail out stupid people so they can rip us off again 5 to 10 years later with the same "scam"? The bailouts are a Ponzi scheme that ruins the stock market and economy and ruin the US dollar's value and cause inflation and unemployment to rise, stop them!

    #10 Find a better way to rehabilitate criminals, most of them are repeat offenders. Learn from Europe and Australia and other nations that do not have the crime repeat offender rates the USA has.

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    1. Re:How to reduce the risk of human extinction by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      space travel (Earth will be crowded we need to make a few colonies)

      There is no way that colonization of any kind is going to alleviate overpopulation.

      Let's say that you have only a million too many people living on earth. Lets even grant you a bunch of space elevators on the assumption that they can be made to work (yes, there are launching systems that could theoretically put more payload into orbit but the elevator is the only one gaining much traction at the moment). If you assume that each elevator can take 1000 people (extremely generous) up once every three days (without any downtime), you would still need to have about 8 of them just to get your million people into orbit in one years time.

      Meanwhile, the population of the earth has increased by a hundred million people.

      See the problem there? If population growth stays anywhere near current levels, it would take nearly a thousand space elevators just to get the 'excess' into orbit. Overpopulation can only be controlled through massive, and forced, population controls. Even then there's no garauntee. If there is even a small subculture that is willing to ignore whatever sanctions you have against having children, that subculture can only grow over the generations because the children will have grown up learning those values.

    2. Re:How to reduce the risk of human extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not cost very much to routinely castrate males. Slow the reproduction to whatever level you are comfortable with.

    3. Re:How to reduce the risk of human extinction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      #1 - Done
      #2 haha.
      #3 - Please learn what you are talking about Piltdown man was ignored becasue it wasn't worth the time becasue it was ridiculous. Only some hucksters pushed it as 'evidence'. Are scientist supposed to tract down every side show that shows a cow fetus as wn 'alien' as well?

      'fringe' science is a myth created by hucksters and idiots.(Great TV series.)
      The scientific community loves new discovery and unexplained events.

      4# a complete waste of resource.
      It's practicality aside for a moment, it only prolongs the problem, not solve is.

      5# You are completely ignorant of Alaskan drilling.
      first, the oil companies own drilling rights to 75% of the fields in Alaska.

      Second, Wanting to maintain the natural beauty of generations is a good thing.

      Third, the real Polar bear issue is the melting of the cap.

      Forth - When the oil companies start pumping from those reserves, and start pumping from he reserve they have capped all over the US, we can talk about leasing more drilling rights.

      6# - Already happens, but it is a terribly complex issue. Like, most of the time it isn't trackable.

      7# - In order for those skill to be truely usefull you would need to master them AND all the ancillary issues.
      You have a pot you made. How do you sell it(barter)? who do you sell it to? where do you get the ingredients? how to do prepare them to make the viable for pottery? See it take ALL kinds of skills..almost like a community or people with different skills is needed.

      on a side note, oil will be replaced as it runs out. Maybe we end up with cars that need to be charge every 300 miles. But that would hardly be a collapse.

      8# You can thank Reagan for the US not doing that anymore...that bastard.

      9# what is pork? what is a useless programs? how do you determine them? I can list dozens of programs that would seem useless at first glance but gave use wonderfull life changing technologies.

      I see where you7 are going, but do we teach a lesson by punishing a few 'fast cats' at the price of the economy? or do we fix it an implement all the regulation the republicans took away?

      #10 the crime rate goes beyond just rehabilitation. There are a lot of political issues that cause the over crowding we now have.

      Smarter punishments would be a good start. No non violent offender should be in prison. hell not letting them leave the city, and do weekend road duty for 2 years would be far better for society then prison.

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    4. Re:How to reduce the risk of human extinction by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Commercialize space travel. Turn the Airline Industry into the Space Travel Industry.

      Richard Branson is trying to do that with Spaceship-1.

      Build domes on The Moon and populate them, we know there are ice caps on the Moon we can use to create water and oxygen and hydrogen, use hydrogen for fuel.

      Open Source NASA spaceship designs, we can use retro Apollo 13 rockets for commercial use or make a better rocket design that can carry more people, or put rockets on Airliners and streamline them so they are air tight and carry more people than a space elevator.

      Then we can use The Moon as a base to launch for Mars later.

      Meanwhile we can build floating islands and under water domes for the growing hundred million population problem. Until we can launch them into space.

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  40. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    APES! We should give the planet to apes!
    Now we just need to figure out what to call the new planted. I suggest Ape World.

  41. Minus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does one risk prevention involve standing on a hill with a baseball bat?

  42. absolutely, 100% true by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    sacrificing biologically for a good meme is absolutely valid

    but all those good memes won't mean a thing if a bad meme is also allowed to propagate

    i'm not aruging against the idea of sacrificing for a meme, i'm arguing against the idea of sacrificing for a bad meme

    where "bad meme" is any that could result in our extinction

    such as religious extremism, or nihilism. both armageddeon and the meaningless of life are ideas that are self-fulfilling prophecies

    and whereas genetic has a pretty good track record of weeding out bad genes, civilization's existence is too short to fully understand if it has the mechanisms for weeding out bad ideas, or fatal ideas

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  43. It's long overdue... by XB-70 · · Score: 1
    As a species, we are the first ones to examine the workings of and try to control our ecosystem. That, coupled with a rapacious appetite for procreation and you have a situation that could only be described as Darwinian (or Rapa Nuian). Put more and more rats in a given area with a limited allotment of resources and bad things will start to happen. Swirl in disease, greed, world-wide migration (airlines) coupled with comparatively low transportation costs not to mention war and terrorism and an already full boat (Earth) is starting to take on water at the gunwales.

    For my part, I am thrilled. No one is pushing the message that we need to stop filling the world with babies. It goes against human nature, but it's going to have to be done if we want to continue to exist.

    The big question is: will we evolve quickly enough to achieve this or will we rush over the precipice like lemmings holding our legions of babies as we crash to our inevitable doom?

    Bottom line: Gents, go for the big 'V' and adopt. Ladies, have one and one only to satisfy your maternal cravings, then get a tubal ligation.

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  44. root question by rodentia · · Score: 1

    the expected value of preventing them could be high, as it represents the value of all future human lives.

    Cuts right to the chase, don't it? The value of all future human lives, indeed. Expressed as what, wish units? The projected value of all future human lives is precisely nil. Or the universe of possible value. Or both at the same time. Far more productive to spend the money on remedial large number training and statistics/reality differentiation.

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    1. Re:root question by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Cuts right to the chase, don't it? The value of all future human lives, indeed. Expressed as what, wish units? The projected value of all future human lives is precisely nil. Or the universe of possible value. Or both at the same time.

      More than that at the same time, I'm sure. It's a consequence of any relative or subjective thing that its value will be different to different observers.

      Far more productive to spend the money on remedial large number training and statistics/reality differentiation.

      Hmm. Clearly some education is in order, but I'd start with those who have trouble comprehending relatively simple expressions of value when the target of valuation cannot be precisely or objectively quantified in standardized physical units. Noting that such objective quantification is impossible is noting the obvious, asserting this has anything to do with the reality of such statements is absurd.

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    2. Re:root question by rodentia · · Score: 1

      the reality of such statements

      There are lots of excellent ways to talk about value. Almost none of them have to do with absurdities like the value of a human life. Compounding this with reference to some infinite horizon of all human potentialities makes the entire project an exercise in emotional masturbation.

      It is a persistent problem with contemporary political discourse, or I would not have mentioned it at all.

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  45. Better plan by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello there ladies. Would any of you be interested in participating in my scientific experiment to reduce the risk of human extinction?"

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  46. Idiotic Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extinction is not the same thing as a mass die out where we lose our technology. To think that any of these events are going to kill ALL humans and not just a high percent is insane. Even 99.99% of humans gone is NOT extinction. We can repopulate.

    Since humans are smart I would even give us a higher chance of surviving these events compared to other animals who have been surviving this list of possible events for much longer than humans have even existed.

    I think that humans as we know them can easily become extinct, like this article says, but not the actual biology of a human.

    Long term we are fucked though.

  47. Re:Bush and Cheney have a plan by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Well, you know, we have these forest fires because we haven't been cutting down the trees....

  48. The planet is a finite size by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Earth is a finite size so surely we run out of everything eventually? Or at least, we get to the situation where accessing valuable resources costs so much that the vast majority of humanity has to do without them?

    Maybe we get lucky and all have limitless wealth and live in great big houses with personal rockets and acres of lush gardens once we've discovered pocket nuclear power stations or whatever but alas I worry it's more like a lesser developed country global model ahead - a few very wealthy people living well, maintained by security who get some benefits from keeping them in that state, and many, many people in a dirt poor marginal existence.

    Here's hoping for that glorious space civilisation a lot of us dreamed of rather than the polluted dystyopian "Make Room, Make Room" future we fear...

    1. Re:The planet is a finite size by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Sure, eventually we will run out, and we are definitely using it faster than it's being replaced. And purely for reasons of global warming, I think we need to find something better and stop burning oil. But the evidence we are running out of oil in the immediate future is quite scant, while there is abundant data to show that even the most optimistic estimates of oil supply in the past were wildly conservative. For better or worse, there is plenty of oil.

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  49. Move to Madagascar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's the only way to be sure.

  50. Tag by De+Lemming · · Score: 1

    Where is the "andnothingofvaluewaslost" tag now?

  51. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Shhhh... There are enough people that can't grasp that dogs are not human equivalents as it is. Don't start feeding their psychosis.

  52. You say that like it's a bad thing by gelfling · · Score: 1

    It's not. And I'm not one of those ZPG loons either. I just think we're done here and if we were all wiped off the face of the earth it wouldn't be a tragedy. Personally I'm hoping for a massive comet, at least it would be entertaining and WE DO have a black President.......

    1. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are a loon, of course it would be a tragedy. Sure, universally it's nothing worth noting, but to us, it is literally everything.

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  53. Dog by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Getting yourself a dog would be less trouble ;)

    1. Re:Dog by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      A dog with a nuclear heart?

      Sounds great, as long as we never adapt it to cats.

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    2. Re:Dog by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. Not a dog with a nuclear heart. How would that save you trouble? You'd still have to get the dog, install the heart, etc. Obviously I meant a dog that'll build the robot for you ;)

    3. Re:Dog by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Obviously I meant a dog that'll build the robot for you ;)

      Ah, so MacLassie, the mulletted collie! That's a good idea for a bunch of other reasons too.

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    4. Re:Dog by fritsd · · Score: 1

      But you have to be careful what trousers it's wearing.

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  54. This goes against everything I hope for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time and time again I've sat in traffic saying "Come on asteroid! Where are you!?"

  55. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by Retric · · Score: 1

    I think if all humans died out another there is plenty of time for rats to evolve into a space faring race, it only took 65million the last time. Let alone another set of monkey's.

  56. The selfish view by nsayer · · Score: 1

    What's the cost of preventing total human extinction for the next, oh, 50 years or so? That ought to be sufficient.

    On a more serious note, Cui bono? Our inventiveness and cleverness has made a very comfortable existence for ourselves. And I'm selfish enough to say that that's good. And I suppose those of us who have children have a natural instinctive desire to see that the world is at least as good for them as it was for us. But is the universe itself a better place for having us here?

    René Descartes: "Cogito ergo sum."

    The Universe: "So what?"

    1. Re:The selfish view by argent · · Score: 1

      If there's no intelligence in the universe, what is saying "so what"?

      The value of humanity depends on the probability of there being other intelligent life in the universe.

      Experimental evidence is as yet inconclusive on this subject.

    2. Re:The selfish view by nsayer · · Score: 1

      The value of humanity depends on the probability of there being other intelligent life in the universe.

      How?

      Let's say, for the moment, that there is other intelligent life. Given the postulate that they don't know we exist (since we don't know they exist), what benefit is it to them that we continue to exist?

      If there is other intelligent life, and they are aware of us, then, to paraphrase Joe Pesci, are we just here to fuckin' amuse them?

    3. Re:The selfish view by argent · · Score: 1

      Simple. If there is no other intelligent life in the universe, then we are the only way the universe can say "who cares?"... therefore we have value. If there is, we're replaceable, thus our value is reduced.

    4. Re:The selfish view by nsayer · · Score: 1

      It's conceivable we are replaceable whether we're alone *right now* or not. That is, if we get wiped out, there's nothing to say that some other technological society won't be formed after us.

      we are the only way the universe can say "who cares?"

      My point exactly.

      therefore we have value

      You can't say that the value of the U.S. dollar is one U.S. dollar.

      I put it to you that if we are alone and irreplaceable, then our external value is NaN.

    5. Re:The selfish view by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're aggressively agreeing with me or just trying to confuse me, so I'll just take your word for it that the universe uses IEEE floating point.

  57. he who farts in thread by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    sits in his own pew

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  58. Approaching 100% as t -> oo by eabrek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is highly unlikely humanity (or transhumans) can survive more than 1e15 years, nothing will survive more than 1e80 or so (proton decay).

    Makes you think about where your hope is!

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. People discover they can destroy themselves.
    2. Scientists discuss the probabilities of destruction.
    3. People inadvertently destroy themselves.
    4. Extra-terrestrial intelligence continues its search, wondering why no one responds to their SETI signals.

  61. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

    I think I played a computer game like this years ago.

    I think it was called Master of Orion.

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  62. I am Zermox, insect spokesdrone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am Zermox, insect spokesdrone. Please interrupt your self congratulations because YOU HUMANS AREN'T EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR YET. You number under 10 billion individuals. Your total biomass is negligible. Your environmental adaptations are fragile and we mock them, hizz hizz. You have made quite a fetid stink in the last few millenia but we are not yet concerned. In short, the hangers on are you.

    We will bury you. Then, we will eat you. That is, we will continue to eat you. I am Zermox, I have spoken.

    Hail the queen!

    Secy. Zermox OUT

    1. Re:I am Zermox, insect spokesdrone. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, if you go by numbers, there are are a thousand times as many individual bacteria in an individual human's gut as there are people in the world. In fact there are roughly the same number of bacteria in an individual's gut as there are human cells in his entire body, so arguably humans are just mobile environments evolved by the bacteria.

      Krill and termites easily outnumber and outweigh us in total.

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  63. I LIKE this plan! by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hello there ladies. Would any of you be interested in participating in my scientific experiment to reduce the risk of human extinction?"

    Hah! That's great! I can just imagine how this would all go down... You'd tell the ladies how you're conducting a program to reduce the risk of human extinction and "preserve favorable genetic traits"... You'd, like, buy 'em a drink, take 'em back to the lab with you, then take a genetic sample, put it in the freezer and send 'em on their way...

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  64. REDUCE the "risk" of extinction? by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Some people want to INCREASE the odds of human extinction.

    In fact, they're rather "VeHEMenT" about it!

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  65. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got nothing. I can't think of a name for a Planet Of The Apes.

  66. Nuclear Decay in 1032 to 1041 years? by erpbridge · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that even if we moved out of the solar system, we couldn't escape nuclear decay of matter that happens in 1032 to 1041 years. Can someone tell me what is projected to happen in 3040 that will cause this?

    1. Re:Nuclear Decay in 1032 to 1041 years? by Alsier · · Score: 0

      That's 10 to the 32nd power (100000000000000000000000000000000), not 1032 years

    2. Re:Nuclear Decay in 1032 to 1041 years? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      i understand nuclear matericals decaying so we don't have easy access to them as an energy source, but stable atoms are usually good for a long long time.

    3. Re:Nuclear Decay in 1032 to 1041 years? by thatseattleguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Methinks it would be good to RTFA again after checking your browser for the ability to display superscript fonts. That was 10^32 to 10^41 years, not "1032 to 1041" years. In other words, 100 million trillion trillion (give or take an order of magnitude) years at a minimum.

  67. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by Faylone · · Score: 1

    Sing at it until it either goes away, or the wave motion cannons finish blasting it.

  68. Mr. President... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

  69. Re:Approaching 100% as t - oo by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, sure. But nobody, I trust, is talking about preparing for events 10^15 years in the future. I chose 10^9 as a nice round number.

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  70. !Goo by DrYak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Carbon based life has little use for the silicon in dirt. Silicon based goo can convert it into solar panels...

    The "grey goo" apocalypse presumes exactly what it name stands for : that the surface of earth will be covered with an amorphous mass comprising an almost infinite number of the same nano machine.

    What you advocate instead, requires specialisation, organisation, etc...
    Basically, you're just re-inventing evolution, but this time with silicon-based life forms organising into a complete eco-system (including plant-like solar-pannel-nanobots whose purpose is to serve as energy entry point for the rest of the food chain including the carnivore-like nanobots which lack access to light).

    It's not extinction by grey goo, it will be extinction by grey life instead.

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    1. Re:!Goo by swillden · · Score: 1

      It's not extinction by grey goo, it will be extinction by grey life instead.

      Grey life that's going to have to outcompete "green" life, which has been in development for 3.5 billion years. It's pretty efficient, competitive stuff. Grey life is going to have a tough fight on its hands.

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  71. Death on swift wings by Bengie · · Score: 1

    I like to think that a smaller blackhole of ma'b 500 million suns gets sling-shotted at earth near the speed of light be a large blackhole. Then we never knew we died. should be near instant. or the "slow roast" death of the sun swelling after a few billion years.

  72. Big long article and the answer is simple. by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

    More sex. Populate the earth with so many people that there's bound to be survivors no matter what the catastrophe is.

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    1. Re:Big long article and the answer is simple. by speroni · · Score: 1

      Done and done.

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  73. its all well and good what you said by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but say that the sum total of our potential to go completely extinct is rate {X}

    if we colonize mars, or venus, that rate goes to {X}/100

    simply because you remove off the table a huge range of threats: asteroids, megalomaniacs who unleash nuclear armageddeon, grey goo, etc

    then, if we colonize a planet around another sun, that rate goes to {X}/1,000,000

    because we remove a whole host of other factors, including the various threats posed by our sun doing something nasty

    of course, that other planet in another star system will still be close by, so if something goes bad in the stellar neighborhood, we can still all go, but you get my drift:

    colonizing at least one other planet in the solar sytem dramatically increases our survival rate, and colonizing at least one other planet outside our solar system takes our survival rate to yet another dramatic orders of magnitude increase

    so we must do at least these two things before we can relax

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  74. Cost-benefit analysis by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Under a cost-benefit analysis, there's exponential profit to be made by a powerful few in taking humanity to brink of extinction, far more than there is profit in saving it, leaving only the profiteers to survive, albeit briefly.

    "Can the stock market survive a thermonuclear exchange? Yes, says our next guest, and he will tell us what stocks to buy and what to sell in the event of a nuclear attack, right after these messages."

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  75. Re:There is close to zero chance of extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, but what is important to me is that we have achieved so much. If we are reduced to 600,000 people scattered across the world I fear we would revert to tribal pre civilisation ways and all the science and technology of the current era would be lost. I know of no evidence that this has not already happened in the past.

    I would like to see something about the survival of our culture and knowledge in a cataclysm. How can you preserve what we have now so that if it was discovered in 500 years by tribals that they would benefit from it?

  76. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Damned Dirty Ape Land?

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  77. Humans are terrible fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you considered that the most likely cause of our extinction will be the invention of artificial intelligence robots that need to burn humans for fuel?

    It's a brilliant strategy. Take creatures that consumes more energy in food than it they produce in work, and use them for energy production.

    Sure, you'll have to feed those creatures with plants, which do produce more energy than they use, and sure, you could just use the plants as fuel.

    But as far as we can tell, plants don't suffer. So it wouldn't be evil enough to use them. And we all know how much robots love doing evil.

  78. Ob. Strangeglove by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
    General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
    Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
    Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

  79. Time Lord enthusiasm by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Now just say it happy and manic, and you could apply to be the 11th regeneration or whatever he's at now.

    -FL

  80. You know by SoulRider · · Score: 1

    that how many different scenarios we prepare for the thing that finally is our undoing is going to be the one thing we haven't thought of.

    1. Re:You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ever notice that when you're looking for something it's always in the last place you look?

  81. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by snarfies · · Score: 1

    LISTEN TO MY SONG!

  82. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geckipede · · Score: 1

    It depends how bad the disaster is. For a more optimistic example, you could say that if the human race had become extinct two million years ago then not much would have changed because Neanderthals would have taken our place almost seamlessly.

  83. Unless overpopulation IS the catastrophe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it's as simple as you think it is. VHEMT.org

  84. The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

    From the web site:

    Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

    Sounds great. I'm already doing my part--are you?

  85. Good riddance, but... by xzqx · · Score: 1

    Whenever I think about the prospect of the end of civilization, via a plague or climate change or what have you (and I agree, the population has increased too rapidly for the Earth to support -- something has to break), I'm always a bit torn. On the one hand, as many other posters have said, "Good riddance." There are too many people, who cares if they go away? On the other hand, think about how terrible it would be if you or someone you loved were affected -- either your whole way of life changes, or you suffer terribly before you die. Either way it's no fun. So, not having RTFA, I'd rather see someone look at mitigating the effects for individuals rather than trying to prevent some cataclysmic occurrence. Or maybe just happy drugs -- or euthanasia drugs -- for everybody.

  86. simple by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    religion must end. We are on the brink of being able to prevent our own extinction by any means. Religious zealots are preventing mankind from progressing forward.

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    1. Re:simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, terminate Religious Zealots. Religion is not the problem it is the Zealots that are. Two different things.

    2. Re:simple by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Oh please, hate it or love it, how many existing religions demand you not propogate? One could argue religions holds back some necessary science, but that's merely supposition.

    3. Re:simple by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if by supposition you mean tons of proof.

      Religious Zealots know no reason. They do what the voice in their head tells them, even when they know it's wrong.

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    4. Re:simple by E++99 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to anti-religious zealots, who are objective and reasonable... and who can be counted on to reproduce for the good of the species.

    5. Re:simple by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Nope still supposition, the only obvious criteria for keeping humanity alive is procreation. Now, it's possible someday a necessary technology wont be mature due to religion. Also possible this stymying will keep us from going extinct via uber bioweapon. And of course its possible religion isn't going to do much for or against human extinction.

  87. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    Where does the half billion years of useful life figure come from? I'm just curious.

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  88. Humans? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    Only 50 GNeurons. No wireless. Lame...

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    1. Re:Humans? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm wireless..I can send data in between 300 Hz to 3400 Hz.

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  89. 50% may be enough for extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depending on the problem, losing either all men or all women is enough for the species to go extinct.

    Anyway, what may make humans disappear in the long term is medical progress. Once we're all stuffed with chemical products to cure any disease, we will not grow any immunitary defenses anymore, and the first virus, bacteria or prion not caught by all the crap we eat will get rid of us in a few weeks. Have you noticed how many people are constantly ill in cities, compared to country ? There's already a problem and it is not going to go away. I hope we'll live long enough to see how it ends ;-)

  90. Read your source!! by clonan · · Score: 1

    Like lichens? There are lots of monocellular organisms that are lithotropic. The only reason they don't do better is because you don't get *much* energy when you convert complex rocks into simpler oxides, so it takes a long time to do a good job of it and in the meantime an animal comes along and eats you. But where I live, all the rocks are covered in lichens and they're slowly digesting them.

    Lichens are a fungus and a photosynthetic organism working together. The fungus provides support and a bit of protection to the photosyntetic parts. The photosynthetic parts FEEDS the fungus.

    The Lichen gets zero energy from the rock.

    Typically they SPEND energy to dissolve the rock to create a foothold and a little for trace minerals. Lichens no more eat rocks than acid rain does.

     

    1. Re:Read your source!! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      From my source: "In the natural environment, lichen âoeprovidesâ the alga with water and minerals that the fungus absorbs from whatever the lichen is growing on, its substrate."

      As I said before, there are lots of lithotrophes, and they do, as the name implies, eat rock. Read about chemolithotrophes some time.

      Oh, and by the way, acid rain also eats rock. Ever been in a cave? 80% of caves are formed by carbonic acid in water dissolving the limestone and forming a void.

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    2. Re:Read your source!! by clonan · · Score: 1

      That is my point!

      The lichen does not get any energy from the rock. The lichen puts energy INTO the rock to break it up.

  91. Again, why bother? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    The only LIKELY reason humans could die off is because of Transhumans - and by definition, that's an outcome we should all get behind.

    Look, within fifty to 75 years, there will be a "di-morphic split" between humans and Transhumans. From this, there are only three possible outcomes:

    1) Humans try to destroy Transhumans and are themselves exterminated.

    2) Transhumans transmogrify humans into Transhumans - and nobody will complain once that's done.

    3) Transhumans ignore humans and go off and do their own thing in space or other worlds. leaving the chimps to extermiante themselves via one of the listed "disasters". Bottom line for Transhumans: who cares?

    The most likely outcome is the fourth: some humans get exterminated, some get transmogrified, some get ignored.

    The probability of that outcome approaches unity, compared to all the other "disasters".

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    1. Re:Again, why bother? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Look, within fifty to 75 years, there will be a "di-morphic split" "

      sell you crazy elsewhere.

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    2. Re:Again, why bother? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      How about I sell you to the crack whore you were born from, illiterate?

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  92. This is a joke, right? by jag7720 · · Score: 1

    If you believe in evolution then what is the point in trying to stop this from happening? Something else will evolve into the next "humans" and our existence is irrelevant. No more important than the daisy in your yard. Here today... gone tomorrow.

    1. Re:This is a joke, right? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      A) Evolution is a fact
      B) The THeory of evolution i.e. the mechinizm by which it happens is a proven testable theory that makes accurate predictions.

      C) To care about ones species is evolutionary necessity.

      D) I don't want my kids to die.

      E) This really has little to do with evolution. Being sentient human isn't a goal, or a ladder to climb for evolution.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  93. Brownian motion by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    It has been hypothesized that Brownian motion could be the power source for the type of nanotechnology that could create a gray goo scenario.

  94. Re:Why bother? LIFE matters! by CaptainChurch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  95. Should we care? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Whether or not we should care is irrelevant. I don't care if anyone cares or not. All that matters is whether or not we are AWARE that we're all doomed. If we're aware that we're going to oblivion and revert back to our pre-birth state of non-existence, then we'll be more inclined to make the most of the three score years and ten that we've got to make a positive difference for our fellow man. There are a lot of people who are not aware of our mortality though (they're called religious people), and they have a disturbing knack for getting into positions of power.

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    Drill baby drill - on Mars
  96. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geckipede · · Score: 1

    Vague guesswork and wikipedia backed up with a previous knowledge of the right order of magnitude. The article on the sun claims that within one billion years Earth will be too hot for liquid water to exist on the surface. I am assuming that halfway there is going to be too hot for current slow evolving macroscopic life to do anything exciting like learning tool use.

  97. Xeno{gears|saga} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll hapen. Finally.

  98. three ways of reducing risk extinction by jackroberts · · Score: 1

    Itâ(TM)s dangerous to be alive and risks are everywhere. Luckily, not all risks are equally serious. For present purposes we can use three dimensions to describe the magnitude of a risk: scope, intensity, and probability. DUI Blog

  99. Swoosh! by thepotoo · · Score: 1

    I'm a biology major, and let me say that I am as shocked to learn that there are bacteria still living as I am to learn that there are people who can't recognize sarcasm.

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    Obligatory Soundbite Catchphrase
    1. Re:Swoosh! by narcberry · · Score: 1

      I am a ______ major = I am a student of _____ = I am learning about ______ = I don't know about _______ .

      Just say your point. No need to qualify it erroneously.

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      Modding me -1 troll doesn't make me wrong.
  100. Kennedy and the nukes by Reziac · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "During the Cuban Missile Crisis, U.S. President
    Kennedy estimated the probability of a nuclear holocaust as somewhere between one out of three and even"

    Of *course* JFK put the odds that high. Per someone I knew who was on the spot, JFK had his finger on the trigger and was all gung-ho to nuke the Soviets; he had to be "talked down" by cooler heads.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    1. Re:Kennedy and the nukes by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Per someone I knew who was on the spot, "

      yeah, sure.

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    2. Re:Kennedy and the nukes by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The person cited was in Joe Sr's organization., back when the Irish Mob was a significant power.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  101. Shady math by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    The article's author suggests that we must take into account the value of all future potential life that is being "killed" with our extinction. Using this logic, every act of coitus interruptus should be punishable as a multi-homocide.

  102. You would by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being pedantic...why use the smaller gun on the larger attacker? I'd go with an 8 gauge and a bottle of whiskey, both antique

    You'd use the 12 gauge on the human, and the 20 gauge on the dino. Despite what Mr. Crichton would have you believe, Velociraptors were only about 40 pounds - my dog's bigger. Now, some Deinonychus would approach 150 - but with a very small skull, a 20 gauge is still more than sufficient to cause immediate death when applied directly to the forehead.

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    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  103. Re:some animal species that are about to go extinc by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

    That quote merely sounds good. It has personification; it has allusion; it has simile. But it is false.

    The earth is nothing but rocks we can blow apart.

  104. An excellent book on the topic by sam_vilain · · Score: 1

    I highly recommend Apocalypse 2012: An Optimist Investigates The End of Civilization. The author, a science journalist, goes through a number of end-of-times scenarios. The difference between this book and many others is that he actually visits Scientists in the field, and travels to the relevant spots - from Guatemala to Russia. The prose is very interesting, and even though he rants far off the rails later in the book in the section on Armageddon (which is, as he writes, the most disappointing of all possible end-of-times scenarios, because it would be entirely of our making), it's still a very good read.

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  105. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...am a proponent of space colonization. We must migrate into space, all ye whose souls are bound by gravity, in order to reach the next stage of human evolution!

  106. Not interested... by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we die off, then some other species will rise to the top, and learn from our mistakes. You'll see Walmarts and K-Marts and law firms run by super intelligent orangutans in snazzy new uniforms...

    It's called the free market people. The sooner we learn to accept it, the sooner we can give way to our new furry overlords.

    1. Re:Not interested... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OOK!

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  107. Oh Noes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ! Human Extinction?! We need a plan. Where is Shampoo...

  108. The only likely scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can discount getting hit by astroids and
    having epidemics wiping out humanity as too
    unlikely. The main scenario is that the population
    explosion will wipe us out. We are already
    consuming more of earths resources than the
    earth can replenish - several times more.
    We will continue to bring speices to extinction.
    We will use up all pristine land for food
    production and urban settlement. When there are
    no wild mammals, no wild birds or large fish
    people will fight one another for the remaining
    food and energy resources. There will not be
    enough to go around. This will topple civilization
    and due to the brittleness of the logistic
    system in an overpopulated world, it may cause
    the death of all humanity.

    When this will happen, I don't know, but as
    long as the earths population keeps growing, it
    will happen. At the current rate of growth
    I give it 50-100 years. At 0 growth we have longer
    but if we are to support all people on this earth
    at the current standard of the western world, we
    shouldn't be more than 500 million people. Maybe
    not even that.

  109. Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the real question is whether or not our extinction is of any significance whatsoever.

  110. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "there have certainly been plenty of candidates for technological intelligence over the last 300 million years, "

    care to clarify a bit?
    What do you mean technological intelligence?
    And there could ahve been intelligent tool using species when "The Dinosaurs roamed the earth"tm

    Or even before then.
    In any case we would never no.

    If all the humans vanished right now, there would hardly be any evidence in 100 years, much less a million+ years.

    There are some species which are canidates to evolve a similiar level of tool using that we have. Of course, that would depend on pressures and mutations.

    add to that, any competitive life would have been eliminated.

    Look at the Neanderthals. There different and arose pretty close to the same time.

    In short, you don't know jack.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  111. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Dr. Zaius's happy magic land.

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  112. Don't rationalise it by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Self preservation is just a useful trait to make it over the natural selection hurdle.

    You're wrong to attach any grand meaning to it.

    What have we really accomplished? Take us away and the earth would hardly miss us.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Don't rationalise it by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The earth is not a thing with a mind. Saying it would hardly miss us is gibberish.

      The statement "life is what you make it" is more profound than most people think. It is people, individuals and groups, who give life meaning. It should not be trivialized.

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  113. You forgot Guns, Vengeance, Authority + LustMord.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 4 horses (means) of the apocalypse. (guns being a euphamism for Machines for Destroying Lives)

    Haven't you seen the card-carrying "Kill 'em all: let God sort 'em out" militia types waiting?

    the whole "better to die king of hell, than to permit others to live in their own religion's peace" religion?

    You may not have noticed how the normal evolutionary pressures get deformed when WE are the subjects of 'em.

    As for near-term die-off, we've already been in the midst of it, for all the planet's ecology EXCEPT us, which makes our die-off more and more likely with each passing year.

    Tantrum, pogrom, "crusade", "holy" war, economic collapse, crop failure due to poisoning the soil our crops grow in, sea level rise that costs us our ports, it's coming: humanity won't allow it to not be.

    Remember how WWI couldn't happen? then WWII?

    Remember how a few thousand years ago those in Uruk (now Iraq) made believe that their ecology COULDN'T break?
    (but now it's desert)

    Same story, again and again, just stronger tech, is all, stronger leverage against ecology, life

  114. Murphy's Law by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 0

    "The probability of these events may be very low"
    Isn't there some collary to Murphy's Law that says that if a series of events can go wrong, they will do so in the worst possible order? (Also, at the worst possible time)

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  115. Green eats gray by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Grey life that's going to have to outcompete "green" life, which has been in development for 3.5 billion years. It's pretty efficient, competitive stuff.

    Specially, taking into account that green life has already evolved forms which are efficient at eating rocks*, whereas, no matter how much you believe in The Matrix, grey goo has yet to invent a way to eat carbon.

    I think, if this actually happen, it could be an interesting race metaphorically symbolising intelligent design (grey) versus naturally evolved (green).
    Put my bets on green, any way.

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    * note that extremophile are already extinction-proof to several other dangers mentioned in TFA's list, including gamma ray bursts, etc.

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    1. Re:Green eats gray by clonan · · Score: 1

      Actually, the "gray goo" DOES eat carbon. If we say the gray goo is man-made technology (yes I know it usually means nanotech) than it could also mean engines. Since things eat to extract nutrients and energy, than car engines EAT gasoline, a carbon based chemical.

      Carbon life extracts energy from non-carbon sources but can get very few nutrients. Nanotech life could extract energy from carbon sources even if it would have to eat other stuff to get nutrients.

  116. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by tenco · · Score: 1

    If this was a reference, i didn't get it. Care to explain?

  117. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by Randym · · Score: 1

    Maybe some other species could make a better go of it!

    Raccoons. They already have binocular vision (although color-blind), five fingers (although no opposable thumb) and are very intelligent. They are highly adaptable to many environments.

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  118. No oil is not enough by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1

    There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil. All the alternatives are considerably more expensive, and have a lower return on energy invested vs. energy out.

    Your conclusion does not follow from your premises. Even if it were true that alternative energy sources were more expensive and had a lower EROEI, that does not mean they cannot effectively replace oil. At $60/bbl, world spending on oil is about $1.8T/yr, or about 3% of world GDP, meaning that there's a great deal of scope for an alternative to get "more expensive" before it actually gets too expensive.

    More importantly, though, your premises aren't correct.

    Wind power has an EROEI of about 25:1, comparable to oil, and costs about $2500/kWp (including pumped storage), or about $1/kWh/yr. By contrast, a barrel of oil contains 1,700kWh; at $60/bbl, that's about $0.035/kWh, or a net present value of about $0.50/kWh/yr. However, oil provides heat energy, which is of lower quality than electrical energy, in the sense that it can provide less useful work (lower exergy). The discount factor varies; a common one is about 3:1 (e.g., heat pump for heating your home), but perhaps the most relevant one here is the 8:1 factor between cars with electric drivetrains and cars with internal combustion ones.

    And that's not even considering externalities. Taking everything into account, oil simply isn't a cheap wonder-fuel. Since it isn't, it'll be replaceable.

    Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of work to do to replace it. Almost all of that work is in retooling infrastructure, though (electrified rail, hybrid/electric cars, heat pumps, etc.); the challenge of replacing the actual useful work delivered by oil is relatively minor (30Gb/yr x 1700kWh/bbl = 50T kWh/yr / 8:1 exergy ratio = 6T kWh/yr / 2500 productive hrs/yr = 2.5B kW/hr wind = 2.5TWp * $2.5T/TWp = $6.5T = 10% of world GDP, or about 4 months of world manufacturing capacity).

  119. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by cong06 · · Score: 1

    oo! oo! We could call it:

    Planet of the Apes

    sorry, I had to...

  120. Me? Sucker? by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

    Damn you, Crichton! Oh, wait...

  121. Not a very strong case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the expected value of preventing them could be high"

    Aye, there's the rub. It could also be a massive waste of resources. HEY! Idea. Let's NOT try to prevent all future doomsday scenarios we can dream up! Think of how much money we'll save. Besides, I don't want to contribute anything to YOUR survival.