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  1. Attention Redhat on SCOoby Snacks · · Score: 1

    Why not come up with your own "5 reasons to choose Linux over Unix and Microsoft" ad campaign. Hell, go for 10.

  2. Re:It really is about time on Microsoft Brings Security Holes to the Mac · · Score: 1

    Thanks to Microsoft, not any more.

    "Where do you want to go today?" Umm... how about Linux.

  3. Its about time on Microsoft Brings Security Holes to the Mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our malicious code inserting overlords.

  4. Re:This shouldn't change anything on Worried about Digital Evidence Tampering? · · Score: 1

    followed by...

    "Here look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey"

  5. Re:I wonder if the day is coming, when Clippy... on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like you're scanning some currency. Would you like me to:

    - Download the relevant statutes related to currency reproduction.
    - Contact the Secret Service.
    - Arrange for you to turn yourself in.

  6. Maybe the patent office never heard of Wes Cherry on Computer Solitaire Patented? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, the guy who wrote solitaire for Windows back in the early 90s.

  7. Re:14 point? on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Re:14 point? why so big? isn't 10 the default standard for most written communication?"

    Most likely aggressive lobbying by the pulp and paper industry.

  8. Re:True ? on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: 1

    "I rather suspect that this is a trick from Soviet officials the draw attention from the fact that this piece of internet terrorism comes from Russia and that their security is beyond repair"

    Either that, or they're pissed off about the pipeline explosion story running in the NYT

  9. Re:I have both on Cable TV Versus Satellite TV? · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm no fan of cable TV, and have been a happy DTV customer for about a year.
    But just to be fair, even a "perfect" signal going into your standalone Tivo in Best Quality, will never match the picture quality you'll get from your DTivo. This is primarily because of the inferior MPEG encoding on the SA Tivo, compared to the industrial strength encoding done by DirectTV before it goes over the satellite.

  10. Re:Directv beats cable on Cable TV Versus Satellite TV? · · Score: 1

    Unless you need the ability to watch different channels in different rooms at the same time, an easy solution is to use the composite video out to drive your main TV, and use the RF out for your second (or 3rd) TV. Then get an RF remote or remote extender so you can operate the receiver from another room.

    Incidentally, if you really need seperate tuning capability, you can usually get a 2nd receiver for free, simply by re-uping your 1 yr commitment. Call DTV and ask. If they refuse, ask for Customer Retention and tell them you are thinking about switching to Dish since they are offering multiroom systems for free. You'll be amazed at what you can get for free by threatening to leave.

    Browse the DTV Tivo forum for some examples.

  11. Re:Desensitized to the front lines on America's Army Expands Focus, Plays Down Goals · · Score: 1

    "So does that mean that Bush's new initiative to allow illegals into the US would make them eligible for service?"

    Methinks you cracked the secret code.

  12. Proposed change to Slashcode on One Company's Response to SCO · · Score: 1

    +1 Underrated --> +1 Linus
    -1 Overrated --> -1 Darlness

  13. Re:Damn... on Anti-Frostidigitation: Heatpipe Gloves · · Score: 1

    "Now my upper arms will be cold"

    Rumor has it he is developing a heatpipe jacket to move heat from your torso to your now-cold arms. Damn vicious upgrade cycle.

  14. SCO just a puppet? on One Company's Response to SCO · · Score: 1
    From the SLC article:
    Should SCO prevail, besides reaping its own billions, software megalith Microsoft stands to win the war of enterprise operating systems.

    It would seem in Microsoft's best interest to fund SCO's seemingly misguided legal battle with IBM et al. Perhaps they are...
  15. Re:You're Stealing the Internet! on Pop-Up Ads Lead to Consumer Revolt, Ad-Blocking · · Score: 1


    Jamie Kellner
    Chairman and CEO of Turner Broadcasting

    I thought the sig gave it away myself. Maybe the mods were asleep the day that story broke.

  16. Re:You're Stealing the Internet! on Pop-Up Ads Lead to Consumer Revolt, Ad-Blocking · · Score: 1
    You realize that if you block pop-ups, that you're stealing Internet service. In fact, this is even worse than what TIVO users are doing by stealing television. At least in TIVO's case, it can't skip over "live" broadcasting.

    (Score:5, Funny)

    ... for the humor impaired

  17. Re:Forbidden Forest for the c64 on Big Rigs Makes Play For Worst Game Of All Time · · Score: 1

    LOL. My brother and I used to do the same with Telengard (a D&D type game). This was actually a decent game. We'd crank the volume up on the monitor so when the game music started playing, we'd know it was done (15 minutes or so later). The game was actually written in c64 basic, so it was a joy when we got the 1541 disk drive. Just saved the game to disk, and cut the load time to a managable minute or so.

  18. Re:I know what to do! on Microsoft to sue Mike Rowe for Copyrights · · Score: 1

    You would sell your child to Microsoft (as their new mascot perhaps) for $10???

    Damn, that is wrong on so many levels.

  19. Re:If real, help the kid... on Microsoft to sue Mike Rowe for Copyrights · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we can set up a legal fund so he can hire the lawfirm of Heywere, Bigger & Smarter.

  20. Re:*Trademark* not Copyright on Microsoft to sue Mike Rowe for Copyrights · · Score: 1

    The *REGISTER* ?!

    Hmm, yeah. A bit like saying:
    "An 80 year old woman can't have twins. The National Enquirer should know better".

  21. Re:I need an RFID transceiver on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 1

    You couldn't. Quoting from the Texas Instruments website

    "The RFID transponders (tags) designed by Texas Instruments for both the United States and Singapore RFID systems feature a digital signature encryption protocol that has a challenge/response authentication to ensure complete consumer protection.

    This technique makes it extremely difficult, if not impossible to duplicate the transponder (tag), or the secret encryption key. And, even if the key were duplicated, it would only be valid for one tank of gas, making it a very expensive tank of gasoline for a would-be criminal."

    Now, I suppose you *could* steal someones Speedpass keytag/watch/whatever, bounce every possible challenge code off of it repeatedly and capture ever response code, reverse engineer the challenge/response algorithm to figure out the encryption key, build a speedpass emulator, and upload it with your newly discovered encryption key. But then, wouldn't it be easier to just get a job.

  22. Re:what? on Apartment Lit Solely by LEDs · · Score: 1

    I'd settle for a nice beowulf cluster of Athlons grits heater.

  23. Re:what? on Apartment Lit Solely by LEDs · · Score: 1

    Indeed. And he calls himself "MrResistor".

  24. Re:Slick marketing ploy on Breakey Elevates Key Wrestling To Artform · · Score: 4, Funny

    The nice thing about it is that it prepares kids for the future. When their disposable income increases, they will inevitably get involved in BreaKomputer. This is where you and your friends spend obscene amounts of money on the latest PC hardware. Whoever has the fastest framerate on UT wins. Then Doom3 is released, rendering the slowest PC in the group unusable, forcing it to be replaced with even faster hardware. This person is then declared the new winner.

    This process repeats endlessly until Bill Gates and Michael Dell rule the world (one takes the northern hemisphere, the other the southern).
    Except Antarctia - this is where all Linux users and penguins are forced to live.

  25. Re:It's called hacking... on 8th Grader Suspended for Using 'net send' Command · · Score: 1

    Better hope *he* doesn't read Slashdot. Nothing like having enemies working at the NSA :-)
    Cool story though.