Or use what they use for satellites, have a voting system. If the results of the systems dont match then there is a problem. Odds of both having the same error at exactly the same time would be extremely small. This would require spending more money by using copies of the core electronics though.
How about we just have a TV show or a movie they want to watch, but teaches them?
Great idea. Here is a sample from the new soap opera, "One Operating System to Run"
"Madeline, we can't keep seeing each other like this." "It's your wife, isn't it?" "No, she doesn't care. She hasn't since the accident. It is...I can't say it..." "Tell me Steven! Tell me!" "Fine, it is your hard drive, it is a mess." "What? How can you say that?" "Admit it Madeline! Not only is it heavily fragmented but it is full of bloated logs, unneeded installation downloads, duplicate mp3's, old temp files, core dumps, I could go on." "Oh Steven, it's true! It's true! Please help me! I love you! I want to change!" "Ok, just go to www.diskcleaner.com and download..."
I just read a study (sorry, don't remember source) that studied people's impression of crime vs the actual crime rate. People in the 70s, when crime rates were high, actually felt that crime was LESS of a problem vs today when crime rates are lower. People seem to exaggerate problems more the smaller they get, like having a grain of sand in your eye.
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Sadly he was on his last life when it happened.
It is like reading Lisp
He makes playing WoW feel like being an overachiever.
Whatever you do don't tell him about cosmic rays. *ouch!* *ow!!!*
Or use what they use for satellites, have a voting system. If the results of the systems dont match then there is a problem. Odds of both having the same error at exactly the same time would be extremely small. This would require spending more money by using copies of the core electronics though.
Excuse me, did you say "laser cannons"? Why aren't we in the operating room right now?
"Hidden in plain view"? So what they are saying is that the universe exhibits the same behavior as my car keys.
How about we just have a TV show or a movie they want to watch, but teaches them?
Great idea. Here is a sample from the new soap opera, "One Operating System to Run"
"Madeline, we can't keep seeing each other like this."
"It's your wife, isn't it?"
"No, she doesn't care. She hasn't since the accident. It is...I can't say it..."
"Tell me Steven! Tell me!"
"Fine, it is your hard drive, it is a mess."
"What? How can you say that?"
"Admit it Madeline! Not only is it heavily fragmented but it is full of bloated logs, unneeded installation downloads, duplicate mp3's, old temp files, core dumps, I could go on."
"Oh Steven, it's true! It's true! Please help me! I love you! I want to change!"
"Ok, just go to www.diskcleaner.com and download..."
Also in unrelated news, millions now are st0ng-er in bed! They l0St w3ight now! And they are getting huge discounts on pfizer and v1@gra!
It watches to see if you are typing with just one hand.
Actually I meant more like 6-8 hours
From past experience I can recommened the development of a chicken Vindaloo bomb. It will cause injuries when dropped then again about 24 hours later.
And this reactor will be controled by Windows? I'm not looking forward to a literal blue screen of death.
Ewwww, this report is bleeding.
What really bothers me about this is that this guy became a mob boss at 33. I really need to pick up the pace.
"'Scarface' has invited you to be a capo! Click here to accept."
The problem with ascii animation is that typing that fast kills your wrists.
Do we get old timey shirts with our name on them too?
"I see, ahh, your problem here maam. Your server rack is down a few pints. I'll top it off and put it on the lift and check the pump too."
Whatever it is one thing is for certain, the galaxy is filthy. No wonder I'm always sneezing.
At least he doesn't think he is a Jawa. Then he'd be stealing office equipment for the black market.
You left out web surfing.
I just read a study (sorry, don't remember source) that studied people's impression of crime vs the actual crime rate. People in the 70s, when crime rates were high, actually felt that crime was LESS of a problem vs today when crime rates are lower. People seem to exaggerate problems more the smaller they get, like having a grain of sand in your eye.
They thought it was an instructional video actually.
I'm more familiar with the Mad Magazine version "A Clockwork Lemon" anyway.
It really depends on the game though. Everytime I see road kill now I have the urge to pull over and loot the body.
"Damn raccoon, I need a new helm!"
If we are going to talk about things that are extinct then I would suggest naming it Abydosaurus Lisasaurus instead.