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  1. Re:I call hoax on Virus Hold Computer Files 'Hostage' for $200 · · Score: 1

    Unless it offers remote access to the attacker, I don't see how it would be any more isolated than any other worm. And even then, the remote access would need to be capable of punching a hole in firewalls, which is no small feat for a self-spreading worm.

    I still say we would have heard about it from other channels.

  2. Re:Where's my scissors? on Layoffs at OSDL · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's OSS. I think you mean a ".org" bubble burst.

  3. I call hoax on Virus Hold Computer Files 'Hostage' for $200 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If it were real, we would have heard it from Symantec or McAffee long before a third-world news website.

  4. Re:what's the date? on Tinfoil Hat House · · Score: 1

    No, that would be these: 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998,/a>.

    Doesn't look like there are any hoaxes in the 1998 issue. But go ahead and take a trip down memory lane. :)

  5. Re:How bout Scoopa for pet litter? on Scooba the New iRobot Product · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I let a Roomba loose in the same area as the cats, you can bet they'd be doing their business all over the place.

  6. Re:Actually, it's likely much more on Wormholes Unstable (BBC) · · Score: 1

    Dang...you make artificially-maintained wormholes sound plausible.

  7. Re:Bottom of the Barrel on Star Wars Premier: The Line People · · Score: 1

    In stories, sure. But when was the last time you didn't see a comment ridiculing Slashdotters as virgins in their parents' basement?

    The last time your cable connection cut out? Thought so...

  8. Re:mass percent oxygen on NASA Offers Reward for Extracting O2 from Moondust · · Score: 1

    But what of the logistics of bringing processable regolith to the base? I don't know that they've developed large dump trucks for moon use yet.

    The more oxygen per kilo of regolith, the longer it will take to deplete the nearby regolith. The less you have to travel to get processable ore, the more man-hours you can devote to other tasks.

  9. Re:I'll top that... on NASA Offers Reward for Extracting O2 from Moondust · · Score: 1

    She'd lose a finger. Who knows? She may even give it to you. ;-)

  10. Re:250 grand?? For pulling breathable air from dir on NASA Offers Reward for Extracting O2 from Moondust · · Score: 1

    Where'd you get simulated regolith?

  11. Re:What do our libertarians say? on No Billboards in Space · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't need an explosive device. (It'd probably be pretty ineffective, anyway.)

    Instead, throw up a bunch of heavy masses connected by strong cables. If they're in the right place at the right time--which isn't really all that hard, from a mathematical standpoint--the satellite will be shredded by the cables.

    That assumes, of course, that the satellite consists of a fabric made slightly rigid. It wouldn't have to be all that strong. But hitting a stationary steel cottonball (our projectile) at 20,000 mph would quickly cut it to pieces.

    Unfortunately, that would turn a mile-wide (0.9 miles, actually) bedsheet into a anti-satellite shotgun blast.

  12. Re:This is just silly. on No Billboards in Space · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Space-based ads seem more likely than the "chimera" genetic engineering debate I keep hearing about.

    But then, so does subsequent private development of anti-orbital-advertising technology. I wonder how much gunpowder it would take to lob a lead slug to orbital altitude. Doesn't actually need to go into orbit. In fact, it's more likely to do damage if you let the satellite billboard come to it.

    Of course, one slug wouldn't do it. You'd need the equivalent of grape shot to have a significant effect.

  13. Re:Huh? on No Billboards in Space · · Score: 1

    I don't remember the details you mentioned. (So I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.)

    What was interesting was the way Harriman went about getting control of the moon...he bought every piece of land that the Moon passed directly over.

    I can see how that could be considered to give him property rights, but he'd still have to contend with the laws of the nations and municipalities he passed over.

  14. Re:120 days.... on VoIP Providers Given 120 Days to Provide 911 Service · · Score: 1

    Cellphones working with 911? Don't expect it.

    I had to call 911 after hitting a deer a couple months ago. The 911 operator had no clue where I was. (And, frankly, I didn't either. It was in the middle of the sticks, and the nearest identifying landmarks were at least a quarter of a mile away.)

  15. Re:only for previews. on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see them try, though. Encrypting the image data adds entropy to it, reducing compression. So while it can still be lossless, you'd lose the compression benefits.

    The other option would be to scramble the palette of a palettized PNG image, and require a key to get the colors right. But that's not very strong encryption, and could most likely be broken with an algorithm that searches for palettes leading to images with the fewest sharp edges, plus some by-hand HSV tuning.)

  16. Re:only for previews. on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Gifts? Online purchases? on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1

    Such laws are usually--but not always--designed around, "What would have prevented this specific event?" and then marketed as, "This will keep this from happening again."

  18. Re:Multiple Standards on Blu-Ray DVDs Hit 100 GB · · Score: 1

    When sound seems to come from the middle of my skull, it's either unusually poor headphones or a mono sound source. And I haven't used a pair of headphones that bad since the 90s.

    This I figured out before I was a teenager. I'm sure even your average grandparent recognizes the difference between mono and stereo.

  19. Re:Hmm on Cybernetic System to Allow Physical Interaction · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? Your nervous system uses electricity.

    Not in the sense that electrical engineers deal with. Your nervous system works by moving charge by moving ions. Electricity in the electronics sense moves charge by moving electrons.

    Introducing extra fluids to a neuron might distrupt it, but not in any way resembling a short circuit.

  20. Re:Obligatory on Cybernetic System to Allow Physical Interaction · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to mention this to some of my family and coworkers, and see whether or not I get slapped.

    Damnit. I'm going to have a hard time falling asleep tonight...

  21. Re:This was bound to come... on Cybernetic System to Allow Physical Interaction · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would only take them a minute or so of "feeling" before they determined I'm not attractively shaped. Mental image kicks in, modem kicks off.

  22. Colleges won't like it. on Small but Featureful: Puppy Linux Reviewed · · Score: 1

    At least I know mine doesn't.

    Running unapproved software on college machines can get you into enough trouble. Running an unapproved OS (like Knoppix) outside of a sandbox environment (like VMWare) is gauranteed to get your network access terminated.

    That said, I used to run a Debian installation on one of the machines in the computer lab before they locked down the VMWare settings. They didn't mind, so long as I was really careful. (It was very possible to take down the campus network...all you had to do was accidentally spawn a second DHCP server. Never did it, though.)

  23. Re:Baby + Bathwater on Web Designer's Reference · · Score: 1

    Wow, you could sell snow to Eskimos!

    Would you like some? Unlike other brands, our snow comes in a compact, easy-to-use form that we prepare with our patent-pending M3lt1ng technology.

    We also offer pristine, high-quality snow unsullied by man or animal.*

    (*) May contain concentrations of diesel fuel not approved by the FDA. But you're Native Americans...you don't need to worry about what the FDA says.

  24. Direct Link on Small but Featureful: Puppy Linux Reviewed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The post contains a link to an article, which contains a link to the Puppy Linux page on Distrowatch, which then contains a link to the Puppy Linux home page.

    So I figured I'd give you a shortcut straight to the home page...

  25. Re:Lemmings! on GTA and Lemmings on PSP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope they don't improve too much on the graphics of the old DOS versions. Pixel counting could be so important...