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  1. Muzak on The Space Elevator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good Lord - the amount of Muzak one would have to listen to on the trip to the moon should be enough to stop a project like this in its tracks!

  2. I'll do it! on Dr. Pepper Tries New Astroturf Method · · Score: 1

    Shit, if it gets me free Dr. Pepper, I'll be a shill.

  3. Re:I won't buy one on Sony First To Market With Blue-Laser DVD Recorder · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    When you can tell Dubya from his father, let me know.

  4. Re:"buttload of platinum" on Source Code To Dungeon Master Java Released · · Score: 1

    I just bought Munchkin yesterday (after playing it a few times at school) - is the Unnatural Axe worth picking up?

  5. Re:Was that a precursor on Source Code To Dungeon Master Java Released · · Score: 1

    Dungeon Keeper (1 & 2), and no - they're not similar.

  6. Re:JAVA ... ? on Source Code To Dungeon Master Java Released · · Score: 1

    Install sense of humor before replying, please.

  7. Great on Source Code To Dungeon Master Java Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    I loved Dungeon Master.

    Thanks, Hemos. That's wonderful. I love Mexican food. Isn't that cool? ;)

  8. Re:Finally on Microsoft: 2003 and Beyond · · Score: 1

    Yeah, probably - I thought about that after I posted... Oh well - it's been morphed into enough different things here that I think the authentic South Park numbering system isn't the chief concern... :)

  9. Finally on Microsoft: 2003 and Beyond · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, we can see what's after "4. Profit!!!"

  10. Re:Electric cars on How's Your Whuffie? Interview with Cory Doctorow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I'm an electric car! I don't go very fast, or very far, and when people see you driving me, they'll think you're gay!

    "One of us! One of us! One of us!"

  11. Re:Of Course were pissed on Microsoft Opens Source to China · · Score: 1

    billinois

    OMG! I knew Gates was rich, but now he's purchased a whole state?! ;)

  12. Re:I'll never buy another lexmark printer on Lexmark Wins Injunction in Toner Cartridge Suit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else automatically get a mental picture of Samir from Office Space when they read that?

    "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I kick this piece of SHIT out the window!"

  13. Re:Being biased on Windows vs. Unix Revisited · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thank you for your suggestions, Angsty McBitchandmoan.

  14. Being biased on Windows vs. Unix Revisited · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's written by a self proclaimed Unix evangelist, so don't expect it to be unbiased

    I am shocked and appalled that Slashdot would ever report something from a source biased towards *NIX!

  15. OMG MORE PATENTS!!! on Google Patents Search Algorithm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's start screaming about how evil patents are and... oh wait, it's Google (and /. loves Google), so we'll get "Thank God they're this innovative and patented it before someone else stole it."

  16. "Academic" purposes on Congress Asks Universities To Enforce Copyrights · · Score: 4, Funny

    If that's the case, most of the sites I visit will be classified as art sites, where I can truly appreciate the female form. Especially with another female form.

  17. Re:My score on 3D Mark 2003 Sparks Controversy · · Score: 1

    Um... yeah - that was kinda the point I was trying to make...

  18. My score on 3D Mark 2003 Sparks Controversy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I got a score of 1337, of course. This shit is for people wanting to compare penis length without actually whipping it out.

  19. Re:Drinking games on Open Source Code And War · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, I go to an engineering school. I'm not actively forced away from members of the opposite sex, but I may as well be. I think my school's all of 20% female.

  20. Re:Drinking games on Open Source Code And War · · Score: 3, Funny

    They may even like it more than the college kids!

    How dare you even suggest that! I'm a college student, and the only thing I hold higher in regard above my beer is the prospect of getting more beer!

  21. Re:Previous Art on Amazon Scores Another Patent · · Score: 1

    Except that it said an "electronic" method.

  22. Re:Previous Art on Amazon Scores Another Patent · · Score: 1

    Telegraph system. I win (hey, it just said an electronic method)

  23. Re:Or as Ted Nugent likes to call us ... on Michigander Beats Spammer With "Junk Fax" Law · · Score: 1

    a somewhat eccentric native

    You misspelled "jackass".

  24. Re:imitation on Office 2003 Beta 2 Screen Shots · · Score: 1

    Because CowboyNeal's their PR man?

  25. Re:cloning on Office 2003 Beta 2 Screen Shots · · Score: 5, Funny

    The cloning thing worked for MS...

    No, remember, this is Slashdot. If Linux does it it's "cloning"; if MS does it it's "stealing".