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  1. MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE CAT!!! on Online Auctions Patented, eBay Sued · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was just testing the temperature of her pee.

  2. What's it like... on Ask Singer Janis Ian About the RIAA and Online Music · · Score: -1

    ... to be the most frequently mentioned ex-celebrity on slashdot (besides dead ones like Alan Thicke and Stephen King)? How does whatever you're doing help me, a lowly troll?

  3. Re:yes, if... on Can Poisoning Peer to Peer Networks Work? · · Score: -1

    While this topic doesn't interest me in the least, I must give a hearty welcome back to you, good sir!

  4. Re:sigh. on If You Hack NBC, You Don't Get to Meet Tom Brokaw · · Score: -1

    Go with goatse, my brother.

    By contributing to a community I assume you mean you'll be going somewhere that doesn't suck?

  5. Open sores... on Is Branding the Future of Open Source? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... are very painful. A 12-year old Norwegian boy Katz and I captured gave them to me

  6. LOL YOU ARE TEH WROGN!!!!1 on Literate Programming and Leo · · Score: -1

    LeO is tEH sUX0R!!!!!

  7. Re:COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO on Microsoft News Update · · Score: -1

    I Agree With This Post.
    Not only does he suck, but his recommendation doesn't make sense and detracts from the guide as a whole.

  8. YHBT. YHL.HAND. on ATI Releases Competition for NVIDIA's Cg · · Score: -1

    I'm amazed how many people respond to this everytime it's posted.

  9. IAWTP on Answers From Community ISP Leader · · Score: -1

    I Agree With This Post.

  10. WTF? on Perl and XML · · Score: -1

    Wasn't there already another one of these fucking camel book reviews this week?

  11. FJKSBP on Broadband To Hit The South Pole · · Score: -1

    First Jon Katz sucks balls post!

    And no, I don't care that he didn't post this story. He still sucks.

  12. FP! on Forty-Speed CD-RW Shootout · · Score: -1

    F0rSt Pr0ST!

  13. Fp haiku on Infranet: Circumventing Web Censorship · · Score: -1

    Here I am writing To fill the twenty second gap of the posting

  14. Re:great quote on Debunking (some) DMCA Myths · · Score: -1

    Because killing people doesn't cost the MPAA and RIAA money.

  15. First post on Perl & LWP · · Score: -1

    for me to poop on!

  16. FP on User Friendly 1.0 · · Score: -1

    are teh raWCX!!!

  17. Re:Vanilla Ice packs the fudge in hard! on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: -1

    I think you lose because you have 1,2,3, and 5, not because you dont know #4.

  18. The day the FP died on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fetid stop

  19. Re:$3.49 footlong subs for troll tuesday at subway on Longer Bar Codes Coming in 2005 · · Score: -1

    1) Fire

    2)Voodoo Chile (slight return)

    3) Foxy Lady

    4) Hey Joe

    5) The Wind cries Mary

  20. Re:Lyrics quiz before lunch on Genome · · Score: -1

    1) Machinehead 2) ??? (Testosterone?) 3) ??? 4) Glycerine 5) Comedown

  21. Going with the trend on Funky Robotic Hand · · Score: -1

    It runs Linux, helps with pr0n, will usher in Skynet, and Star Wars freaks will mangle themselves for it... Anyone got any more lame cliches to throw at it?

  22. Move FP! on Funky Robotic Hand · · Score: -1

    For great justice!

  23. Re:Who cares. on A Discomforting Precedent For WiFi "Hot Spots" · · Score: -1

    And there are exactly 2 people who didn't get that it was a trollish joke. I wish some slashbots would go spend the money they saved stealing music and software to go buy themselves a fucking clue.

  24. The First Post on A Discomforting Precedent For WiFi "Hot Spots" · · Score: -1

    Is The Best Post. Ole!

  25. Re:[Trolling Stones] an easier one is coming later on Digital Restrictions Management for P2P Systems · · Score: -1

    1) Fortunate Son - Creedence, right?

    4) Sisqo - Thong Song

    5) My Friends, RHCP

    Happy Troll Tuesday, my brotha! What specials does Subway have for us today?