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Online Auctions Patented, eBay Sued

mattfusf writes "This article from News.com talks about a guy who has filed a lawsuit against eBay for patent infringment. Patent 5,845,265 covers a "method..for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods""

585 comments

  1. Please by Wiseazz · · Score: 1, Funny

    While everything's getting patented, I'm going to go take out a patent for sex, smoking, and eating. That should be a little more profitable than online auctions.

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    1. Re:Please by yatest5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      While everything's getting patented, I'm going to go take out a patent for sex, smoking, and eating. That should be a little more profitable than online auctions.

      If you invented any of those, that's very clever.

      However, since I find that unlikely, you've just wasted 10 seconds of your pitiful life posting such a lame comment.

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    2. Re:Please by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2

      Screw it, patent breathing...

      quicker return, everyone can be sued immediately...

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    3. Re:Please by forged · · Score: 2

      Erhmm, heard of "prior art" ;)

    4. Re:Please by Feyr · · Score: 0

      considering someone patented the wheel... it's not that dumb of an idea if you want my advice

    5. Re:Please by innerlimit · · Score: 1
      eBay should haul ass to some off shore country with no liability to american patents...



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    6. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fucking cool would it be to own smoking.

      m"Hey baby"

      w"So what do you do?"

      m"I own smoking and sex, you owe me royalties for that pack you've finished, but I'll let it go if you commit a further infringement tronight"

    7. Re:Please by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hold 26 patents, and you are all infringing on them. The following are my intellectual property, so stop using them without paying licencing: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y, and Z. My patent for the comma is pending, so be ready to pay for that, too.

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    8. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0|-| 5|-|17!

    9. Re:Please by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      Since I've already lost precious karma...

      you've just wasted 10 seconds of your pitiful life posting such a lame comment

      And you've just wasted 20 seconds of yours reading it and telling everyone about how lame it is. And I've just wasted another 20 seconds reading yours... etc., etc., etc. I suppose we could keep going, but I'll prevent that by saying that yes, it was lame. You win. I suck.

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    10. Re:Please by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as International Patents.

    11. Re:Please by Ollierose · · Score: 1

      If you said that, she'd spark up again and hold you to your comment

    12. Re:Please by smyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      whew - at least i can get by with lower-case letters and some punctuation.

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    13. Re:Please by dup_account · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, maybe if I patented lame comments.... Bill Gates would be poor compared to me :)

    14. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it takes at least 20 seconds to post a comment, so if you had just shut up, it would have done us all a favour fuckhead.

    15. Re:Please by l1gunman · · Score: 1

      Actually, breathing is obvious to anyone of ordinary skill in the art.

    16. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People from every generation think their generation inveted sex

    17. Re:Please by gabec · · Score: 5, Informative
      CNet radio is going to have an interview with the guy that's suing eBay in 10 minutes (3:15pm pacific)

      listen here:

      http://chkpt.zdnet.com/chkpt/hud00058rad/http://ww w.cnet.com/radio/playlist/live.asx

    18. Re:Please by servanya · · Score: 1

      Excellent link.
      I'd give ya some mod points if I had any left.
      Thanks

    19. Re:Please by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      I've just patented the concept of registering a concept for the purpose of protecting the inventors intrest..

      I call it a 'PATENT' and anyone who patents enything will need to pay me $$$

      Thank you.

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    20. Re:Please by McPierce · · Score: 1

      I've already filed for patents for the missionary, ERA, doggy, dirty Sanchez, pile-driver, and filthy Karl positions. I'm also filing for several oral positions, but will license out having the woman lay on the bed with her head off the side and...well, I don't want to divulge too many secrets before the patents are granted...

      I'm going to make millions suing the pr0n industry!

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  2. You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thomas Woolston could just auction those patents off on eBay. He'll make a killing and save on lawyer fees.

  3. One more ... by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And can you imagine "what if" someone had a patent on *normal* auctions?

    This whole issue of patents for "doing things with computers" is getting a bit out of hand. I'll be curious to see the outcome of this.

    1. Re:One more ... by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The outcome will most likely be that eBay pays an undisclosed amount in a settlement. Frankly, from reading the article, this patent-filing jackass is yet another example of a lawyer abusing the system, rather then using it. At least one of his patents should not have been granted, probably all three mentioned.

      And in his filing against Priceline, it's pretty obvious that they were already engaged in that business model before he filed the patent.

      Hopefully, however, common sense in the judge will reign, and he will not only throw out any case against eBay, but hit this lawyer with extremely large financial sanctions and strip him of his license to practice law.

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:One more ... by joshsisk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you hit the nail on the head. I'm going to patent "a process by which you use a computer to perform a standard task."

      I'll make billions.

    3. Re:One more ... by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Funny

      It would cost Ebay a lot less than a fat legal settlement to have the Mafia deal with MercExchange, and Thomas Woolston. If only they were members of Prepaid Illegal Services, this never would have come to light.

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    4. Re:One more ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how long before someone claims a patent on "Computer Operating System"?

      This all seems so hopeless!

    5. Re:One more ... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      I'll make billions.
      Yeah... of enemies. :)
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    6. Re:One more ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even Priceline itself is using a
      prior art:

      - How much is this?
      - Well, how much would you give for it?

      Extensively used at yard sales and
      bazaars/markets.

    7. Re:One more ... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Did I mention I have a patent on the method of putting your right thumb on the right shift key and swiveling around to press the colon with your right forefinger while holding a telephone in your left hand? :o)

      This is what happens when you take anything to its logical extreme. One of the purposes of the patent office is to see that things are not taken to those logical extremes. That this kind of idiocy continues is just another sign that the folks in government are there because they can't get real jobs.

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    8. Re:One more ... by bblgoose · · Score: 1

      I'm safe then - I use the pinkie for the shift, and whatever finger happens to be closest for the press.

      Pat. Pend.

    9. Re:One more ... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      I think the patent office thinks its main purpose is to make money, and since they get revenue from patent applications, it makes good business sense to grant a lot of patents to give more people the incentive to apply...

    10. Re:One more ... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Why not go straight for the cash, and patent the CPU cycle. You could charge $1 per cycle. You'd only have to get someone to operate the latest P4 for a day and you'd be richer than Billy G.

    11. Re:One more ... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right to me. Kind of like the Russians selling arms to the Chinese. Great short term thinking. ;o)

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  4. Patent for On-Line Auctions by dpme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This one is interesting, since it does not seem, on the face of it, to be one of those patent squatters-key in this is that EBay approached the patent holder to try and buy the patent (as opposed to one of those out of the blue lawyer letters asking for millions) Will be interesting to see where this goes-DP

    1. Re:Patent for On-Line Auctions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course they wanted to buy it. It is a patent, so they consider it to be IP, which they can use against their competition. This is all just another part of the expensive corporate game whose final outcome is to drain money the consumer (and seller) to help "protect" ebay. Don't tell me they won't try to raise auction prices in response to them being sued. They made their first mistake by actually recognizing it as valid - which the court will take int consideration.

    2. Re:Patent for On-Line Auctions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made their first mistake by actually recognizing it as valid

      The court might be able to take this into consideration when considering the "willful" nature of any possible infringement.

      It has no bearing on the actual validity ruling of the patent.

    3. Re:Patent for On-Line Auctions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are wealthy enough and have a business like eBay, it is in your best interests to attempt to buy patents (however bogus they may be) that could be used to protect your business, rather than having them dismissed.

  5. This might actually help... by syd02 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This might actually help in the effort to get people to rethink the role of the patent office in the digital era. I welcome this nonsense...the higher the profile (eBay!), the greater the impact.

    What's that saying? The worse the better?

    1. Re:This might actually help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they might just cave in and bend to the will of the fuckhead patent office. Although in this particular case, the general American rule of law (he who has more money wins, period) eBay will probably smack this guy down.

      Besides, after reading the article it is apparent that this guy is merely into the patent thing to make money off other people's REAL work. I mean, shit, he started lawsuits against multiple websites after obtaining his patents. How obvious is that evidence? I say bankrupt his ass and exile him to Siberia.

    2. Re:This might actually help... by Bubblesculpter · · Score: 2, Interesting


      He should watch out what he asks for!!

      Consider this as a reverse kung-fu revenge strategy:

      • eBay suddenly pays out large bonus to employees, managers, etc. (enough to depelete eBay's cash reserves)
      • eBay racks up a lot of large (hundreds of millions) purchase orders. Make sure they are 30-day or 90-day billable.
      • All ebay employees move offshore with their billions in cash.
      • eBay signs over 100% of the stock shares to Woolston
      • Woolston now owns a bankrupt company with millions of dollars due for the orders, bills, debts, etc..


      Yeah, yeah, I know this would never work in practice.

      But I get pretty damn mad when people sue other people for working hard. Woolston could have easily spent a few months reading books and learning CGI programming, and then made an auction website. Instead, he had searched for funding and gave up, deciding to patent instead.

      Curses to him!!

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    3. Re:This might actually help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Curses to him!!

      and NCurses to the rest of us.

    4. Re:This might actually help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im so disgusted by americans. I hope you hypocrits blow yourself up, or that Osama finished the job, least he isnt a hypocrite.

      You are so low

    5. Re:This might actually help... by timeOday · · Score: 2
      Woolston could have easily spent a few months reading books and learning CGI programming, and then made an auction website. Instead, he had searched for funding and gave up, deciding to patent instead.
      But if he had gone ahead with the website, he would have been only one of thousands, with a very small chance of coming out on top (just like ebay was originally.)

      The lion's share of blame for these cases falls to our legislators and us as voters. If winning a game requires bad behavior, then the game is flawed and the rules should be changed. We can certainly hold in contempt those who willfully break the rules to get ahead, but this guy seems to be playing by the flawed rules of our system, and he will probably be a millionaire before it's all over.

    6. Re:This might actually help... by thogard · · Score: 2

      Can ebay tell millions of people that they have to shut down unless they patent law gets changed? A million people calling their congresscritters will get things changed real fast (and congress so wants a safe issue right now). Yes they could but they won't. They have enough cash to make this problem go away. All they need to do is figure out the costs.

  6. Defense of patents by ajlitt · · Score: 1, Insightful

    IANAL, but as I understand it, you must make an effort to defend any patent you are issued within a reasonable timeframe or the patent can be contested. Unless this guy lives under a rock, he should have been aware many years ago of eBay and other online commerce sites.

    1. Re:Defense of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have your patents and your trademarks
      mixed up.

    2. Re:Defense of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious.. What does IANAL mean? I'm Anal? Please clarify..

    3. Re:Defense of patents by bluGill · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are confusing patents and trademarks. You must defend your trademarks, or you will lose it. With a patent you can let infringment slide as long as you want, and so long as the patent hasn't expired still sue. Case in point: the gif patent

    4. Re:Defense of patents by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right, YANAL. Neither am I, but that only applies to trademarks.

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    5. Re:Defense of patents by Flabby+Boohoo · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that it is ok to violate a patent in the hopes that no one would notice? That does not seem right to me... and the article does not have all the details in the case. Surely there is more to this that meets the eye.

    6. Re:Defense of patents by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's false. It is trademarks you must defend. Patents one can sit on until someone else builds a market on your patent and then sue them. Not nice, but valid.

    7. Re:Defense of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are referring to trademarks, not patents.

    8. Re:Defense of patents by Pulzar · · Score: 2

      I suggest you read the article:

      Woolston took steps to protect his patents almost immediately after he got his first one in 1998--No. 5,845,265, covering a method of creating a marketplace for used or collectible goods over the Internet.

      I.e. he was aware of patent infringments, and he has acting on them for several years now.

      (Not that it really matters -- as others pointed out, your argument was related to trademarks, not patents)

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    9. Re:Defense of patents by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      However, the fact that he started immediately after being granted the patent shows that there were already existing processes and businesses using those methods that he patented. If such things are allowed by the Patent Office, how long is it before someone patents a process whereby you type things into a text box? Or patents a moderation system for a message board? Or patents meta-moderation?

      Kierthos

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    10. Re:Defense of patents by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Read the article.
      He was in discussions with Ebay, they were aware.

      He's also been in contact with other online auction sites.

    11. Re:Defense of patents by bwt · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is true that a trademark must be defended or lost, but that does not imply there are no "snooze and lose" aspects to patents. In fact, the original poster is somewhat correct. The doctrine of laches. Patentees against whom the laches defense has been successfully invoked are barred from collecting only those damages that accrued prior to filing suit.

      The defense contains two elements:
      1) The patent holder delayed bringing suit and that delay was unreasonable and inexcusable; and
      2) The alleged infringer suffered materially prejudicial harm from the delay.

      The doctrine is supported by caselaw: A.C. Auckerman Company v. R.L. Chaides Construction Co., 960 F.2d 1020 (Fed. Cir. 1992), citing Lane & Bodley Co. v. Locke, 150 U.S. 193 (1893).

    12. Re:Defense of patents by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Different dates.
      He applied before those others existed, it took them 3 years to approve/grant his patent.

      He can't do anything to infringers until the patent has been granted.

    13. Re:Defense of patents by media_Assassin · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      At the heart of the case is patent paperwork Woolston filed less than five months before eBay founder Pierre Omidyar spent Labor Day weekend of 1995 creating the first iteration of his auction site.

      So he files his patent and 5 months later EBay founder Omidyar starts his auction site. How is this contrary to what we'd all like the ideal patent process to be?
    14. Re:Defense of patents by gosand · · Score: 2
      Short answer: RTFA

      Longer answer: He did. eBay was negotiating to buy his patents when they first started up, but instead just went right ahead with their site. This guy is a patent attorney (i.e. he IS a lawyer) so I am sure he is aware of the law surrounding this issue. And just because it made the news now doesn't mean it just happened.

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    15. Re:Defense of patents by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 2
      This is really interesting, especially this section:

      Thus, an infringer may claim that plaintiff's delay in bringing suit caused the infringer to believe that plaintiff would not object to defendant's infringing conduct. Based on this belief, defendant continued the infringing activity, thereby substantially increasing potentially recoverable damages. This would constitute material prejudice in the form of economic harm.

      This would seem to apply to most "submarine" type patents, such as hyperlinks, DDR etc., maybe even GIF if you get a sympathetic judge (although probably not). So how come I've never heard this mentioned before?

      (perhaps I should stop hiding under that rock...)

    16. Re:Defense of patents by kfg · · Score: 2

      But please note that this defense only limits the possible judgement. The patent itself is still valid and enforceable, thus this defense has to be applied on a case by case basis, unlike trademark where once it's gone, it's gone.

      Basically it says that if you let the neighbors kids run all over your flower beds for years and then one day finally get sick of it and sue them you can't go back to the begining of time to collect for every flower they ever trampled. Since you had allowed them to do it for years without complaint you willfully gave up the right to collect for earlier incidents and any attempt to do so would be out of malice.

      That does NOT mean you gave up any rights of ownership to your flowerbed and can't keep the kids off it in the future.

      KFG

    17. Re:Defense of patents by Shelled · · Score: 2

      Better phrased: not valid but legal.

    18. Re:Defense of patents by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So he files his patent and 5 months later EBay founder Omidyar starts his auction site. How is this contrary to what we'd all like the ideal patent process to be?

      I think what bothers me is that in the fast-paced world of the dot com boom it took three years for the patent application to be granted. In those years, while the patent application was secret, Omidyar turned his idea into a huge business that is one of the few internet success stories of the time. I am sure that Woolston feels justified in defending his patent. I am sure that EBay feels justified that the patent doesn't apply. In the end, they both may be right; the patent system is broken when it ignores any attempt at identifying "obviousness", allows any real-word process to be transported to the internet and considered an "innovation", takes years for patents to be granted, allows monopolies to exist for over a decade, and allows business process patents to exist in the first place.

      Off topic, but if I read another "i'm going to patent 'breathing'" posts I think my head might explode.
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    19. Re:Defense of patents by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's not quite true either. In most states, if you allow the public access to your property without restriction for some arbitrary period (usually 7 years), you lose the right to keep them off; I forget the legal term but it amounts to losing the access to the public domain.

      That's why -- I think it's Rockafeller Square in NYC -- is cordoned off one day a year, to prevent it from falling into public access.

      I used to live near a road that this had happened to -- the county owned the property that for decades everyone had cut thru (to avoid a long hairpin in the main road) and one day the county decided to chain it off. That lasted about a week, ie. until someone filed a complaint with the state. The county had to take the chain down and let people continue driving across the property, because legally they'd already lost it to public access.

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    20. Re:Defense of patents by kfg · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm aware of this. I was using this as an *analogy* with regards to patents. All analogies are flawed in some repects. They're just tools to aid in the understanding.

      Your point would have had more validity though if you had pointed out some flaw in my analogy with regards to *patent* law, not real property law. It's the patent law that is in question here, not the law of my analogous property restrictions. You got sidetracked down the wrong road.

      KFG

    21. Re:Defense of patents by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Hey, wasn't me who used trampling a flower bed as the analogy.. :)

      General point being, tho, that there are lots of ways to lose rights to something. Personally I think any patent not enforced in its first year should be lost. Computer-related stuff is the least of it. Check out drug patents someday!!

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    22. Re:Defense of patents by kfg · · Score: 1

      Some patents can't be enforced in their first year as a practical matter. Going back to the flowerbed analogy as you yourself point out it takes several years to lose certain property rights through enforcing ones soveriegnity. What's more those rights that are lost only as they relate to * right of ways,* and certain actual damages, not ownership per se.

      Personally I'm of the old school and think the application of patent law to mathmatical algorithms and business models is absurd in the first place, but what the hell do I know?

      I'm with the guy who says saying " . . . with a computer" is not a patentable inovation. In this case the computer is merely acting as a tool for communication and the particular mode of communitcation doesn't effect the uniqueness of the core business model. Sales over the internet are the same as sales over the phone or by mail. Amazon is nothing but a mailorder house. Simple as that.

      KFG

    23. Re:Defense of patents by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Time limits: I started to say "one year on software" but got sidetracked :) ... at the rate software changes these days, I think that's plenty.

      Tho actually I agree with you that patenting business models and mathematical algorisms is somewhere downstream from absurd. Like math or sales methods change just because someone applies it in some particular way?? Occurs to me that this patent, if applied literally, also affects every meatspace retailer who uses any sort of POS/inventory setup that includes images of goods in stock (where's the line between an electronic catalog, and the same catalog printed out?), and a barcode for each item. You can see how ridiculous THAT could get!

      Back to time limits -- maybe there should be a limit on how long the patent holder has to start doing something *useful* with the patent. Point being that a patent one has done nothing but sit on should become void after a certain timespan, whether one was hoping for an infringer to sue or not.

      Ack, there are just too many corner cases, especially wrt computer-anything. Argh!!

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  7. Face Value? by GearheadX · · Score: 2

    Is it just me, or does this look a little bit like some greedy guy who managed to sneak a patent in under everyone's noses during the dot-boom? The timing of this is rather suspect...

    What's next, anyway? Everybody and teir dog online is trying to get auction systems off the ground... This guy gonna sue em all?

    1. Re:Face Value? by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 1
      What's next, anyway?

      People learn patents no good. Make people unhappy. People overthrow oppressors. Now people happy.

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    2. Re:Face Value? by dpme · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in the article, it shows he filed the patent in 1995, was granted it in 1998, and E-Bay contacted him to talk about licensing it in 2000. This does not sound like some johnny-come-lately trying to cash in on someone else's work. I can't comment on the validitiy of this case (not being a patent lawyer) but this one seems different, as he has been protecting his patent since 1995. This one strikes me as different from some company buying up and old patent, or someone filing a patent of dubious worth-DP

    3. Re:Face Value? by EvilAlien · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You are just jealous that you didn't think of it first =P

      In all seriousness, this is akin to domain prospecting, at least if you stretch logic a little. We have a little nobody taking advantage of a loophole in an attempt to gouge an organization with deep pockets. The /. crowd may instinctively side with the little guy on things like this, but the businesses that employ us need to be protected from this kind of thing.

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    4. Re:Face Value? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2
      Is it just me, or does this look a little bit like some greedy guy who managed to sneak a patent in under everyone's noses during the dot-boom? The timing of this is rather suspect

      It's just you. From the article:

      he sued eBay in 2001 after negotiations broke down over the auction site's offer to purchase his patents.

      The company first contacted Woolston in 2000 with an interest in buying the patents.

      In other words, eBay knew about the patent and had read it and knew they wanted to licence it. Then they went ahead and used the technique anyway without completing the negotiation. Remember that a patent documents a single technique in great detail, it cannot be something vague and generic like "auctions" - he must have solved one very specific problem that eBay encountered and could not solve on their own.

      If eBay had infinged the patent inadvertantly and had by coincidence come up with something identical, that would be a whole different matter. But that's not what happened here.
    5. Re:Face Value? by r0gue_ · · Score: 1

      Gasp... NO!!! Anarchy will reign ;)

    6. Re:Face Value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Remember that a patent documents a single technique in great detail, it cannot be something vague and generic like "auctions""

      I think you're getting a good idea confused with the patent system. That or you've never read 90% of the patents passed in the US in the last 10 years.

    7. Re:Face Value? by aronc · · Score: 1

      Remember that a patent documents a single technique in great detail, it cannot be something vague and generic like "auctions"

      Someone patented a method by which you entertain a cat by projecting light on the carpet via a laser point. And that's not even a software patent. Yes, patents [b]can[/b] be stupidly vague.

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    8. Re:Face Value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like this should be killed. Find the address of the guy with the patent and I'll chip in a few dollars to hire a hitman. Anyone else willing to chip in? Perhaps we can find a reasonably priced hitman on eBay?

    9. Re:Face Value? by mwjlewis · · Score: 1
      In other words, eBay knew about the patent and had read it and knew they wanted to licence it. Then they went ahead and used the technique anyway without completing the negotiation.

      Uhm, NO.

      The plaintif is suing because of ebay's alleged patent infringment.

      Most, if not all of us, (minus those attorney's working for plaintif, and ebay, and related high level exectutives for both) do not know ANY details of the negoiations in 2000 about eBay tring to buy/licence the patent. NO where does it say that eBay was tring to buy/licence the patent to protect them for eBay's aleged patent infringment. I don't belive that the converstations in 2000 between the two parties about this patent really conclude ANYTHING. (at least that we as readers of this article are aware of)

      If anyone has more detail on this, please, come forth and reply! (PROVE ME WRONG)

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    10. Re:Face Value? by blancolioni · · Score: 2

      In other words, eBay knew about the patent and had read it and knew they wanted to licence it. Then they went ahead and used the technique anyway without completing the negotiation.

      No, eBay were already using the technique, and then apparently discovered the patent or had it pointed out to them, and in what looks like simple self-preservation tried to buy it. I expect the negotiations broke down because the patent owner was asking too much for something that doesn't really apply to what eBay does (they both talk about online auctions, but the mechanics are very different). IMHO, IANAL, HAND.

    11. Re:Face Value? by EvilAlien · · Score: 2
      Actually, I own the patent for hitmen.

      You owe me $5.

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    12. Re:Face Value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give us your address, and we'll send somebody over to pay you.

    13. Re:Face Value? by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 1
      In other words, eBay knew about the patent and had read it and knew they wanted to licence it. Then they went ahead and used the technique anyway without completing the negotiation.
      Interesting interpretation. What gives you the idea that eBay used his patent to create their business model? Who the hell looks through patent applications to derive their business models?

      To me, it sounds like eBay created their auction site indepentently of this guy's patent, realized five years down the line that there was a patent that might cover their business model, and decided to see if they could buy it to avoid any patent problems.

      Furthermore, IANAL but it seems to me that this guys patents either don't apply to eBay's business model or have serious timing problems. His patent #5,845,265 specifically refers to consignment shops and bar code scanners, neither of which is in eBay business process (consignment shops may be users on eBay, but the patent is specifically to connect consignment shops.) At least #6,085,176 and #6,202,051 seem to be on topic, but then again, one wasn't filed until February 19, 1999 and the other on March 8, 1999, I think eBay had prior art at that point.

      Not that I'm a huge eBay defender, but I don't see where this evil corp. Most companies try to avoid trouble like this and wouldn't go find a patent and base a business around it without securing the patent first.

      -sk

    14. Re:Face Value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold the laser pen in your other hand. There, now you are using a different method of entertaining a cat by projecting a light on the carpet via laser point. No infringement.

    15. Re:Face Value? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in the article, it shows he filed the patent in 1995, was granted it in 1998, and E-Bay contacted him to talk about licensing it in 2000. This does not sound like some johnny-come-lately trying to cash in on someone else's work.

      Except that it's fundamentally obvious that ebay had no knowledge of Woolson's ideas, and thus his patent was not non-obvious -- since someone else thought of it out of the blue.

      Regardless, I was running auctions over USENET (for myself, admittedly, but others auctioned stuff for others) in the late 80's. This patent should never have been granted.

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    16. Re:Face Value? by BlabberMonkey · · Score: 1

      Most companies try to avoid trouble like this and wouldn't go find a patent and base a business around it without securing the patent first. Then again, when your leading (the first major) company based on one of the hottest business ideas in history (internet based auctions).....what wouldn't you do to get the ball rolling (faster) ?

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    17. Re:Face Value? by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 1
      Then again, when your leading (the first major) company based on one of the hottest business ideas in history (internet based auctions).....what wouldn't you do to get the ball rolling (faster)?
      So you'd steal a business-to-business buisness model patent to create a user-to-user facilitation service? The patent, as noted by several others here, isn't really all that novel. It wouldn't surprise me that the two were developed independently. Though similar, the problem areas that both solutions solve are different. Read the guy's 1995 patent. It involved linking consignment shops together with bar code scanners to create a centralized database. eBay links individual users together to create a centralized database. In the patent, the database serves the consignment shops, at eBay, eBay IS the consignment shop.

      Not a huge difference, but a big enough one to possibly protect eBay. Given the difference in problem area (auction service for consignment shops vs. individual driven auctions,) the slight novelity of the solution, solution development schedules, and the fact that the guy's business model failed before he started licensing out, I'd lean towards believing that eBay may not be entirely in the wrong here. Sure they were negotiating the license the patent, but that doesn't automatically mean that they were infringing.

      -sk

  8. Patent by yasth · · Score: 1

    Patent Seems valid if we accept the idea of Business method patents.

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  9. Patent Pending for New Business Model by reimero · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a new idea for a business model:
    Come up with a really generic idea, wait, say, ten years for another company to come up with the same idea and become successful and then sue them!

    Part 2 of the business model is to sue people who sue companies under the above premeses for patent infringement. Oh wow! Looks like I got my first target!

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    1. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by D3 · · Score: 2

      Yes, but MY new business model will be to come up with a really generic idea, wait 11 years, and sue you for sueing them!

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    2. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if someone comes along and waits 9 years, I mean, nobody can get a good lawsuit going after only 9 years right?

    3. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Oodi · · Score: 1

      ... or become a patent lawyer ... I see a tremendous business opportunity in that particular field ...

    4. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I have a new idea for a business model: Come up with a really generic idea, wait, say, ten years for another company to come up with the same idea and become successful and then sue them!

      If you put a little thought into it, one could come up with a whole raft of "speculative patents" and conceivably make a killing in the future. All it takes is a little thought.
      1. 1. come up with an idea for a money-making business that is currently impossible due to technological limitations.

      2. 2. patent the impossible notion
        3. wait for:
        1. (a)technology to make it possible

        2. (b)someone to start a business using some variation on your idea
          (c)them to start making money
        4. sue the bejeezus out of them for "stealing" your business model
      of course, the REAL trick to this is coming up with a business idea that can't be done yet, but WILL be possible before the patent expires. Here's one off the top of my head:
      "method of extending cellular communications" - a cell phone not in range of a cell tower instead merely connects to the nearest other cell phone which is in range and uses it as a relay for the call. I'm sure this idea has been thought of, but has it been patented yet? Could one write up a vague patent spec that would cover any future implementation of the concept? maybe...
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    5. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Didn't the patent office used to require that you submit a working model, or at least blueprints for a working model, along with the patent application? What happened to that??

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    6. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by sacrilicious · · Score: 3, Funny

      1) File patent
      2) Sit back while patent is adopted
      3) Sue the crap out of everyone
      4) ???
      5) Collect underpants!

      .

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    7. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Dannon · · Score: 2

      In other words:
      1) Prophet
      2) Throw Fit
      3) Profit!

      Hey, I figured out what ??? is!

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    8. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      Didn't the patent office used to require that you submit a working model, or at least blueprints for a working model, along with the patent application? What happened to that??

      Well, since they've started allowing patents on bizarre crap like "business models", the blueprint requirement has become a bit weak. How does one draw a diagram of the operation of a business model? I'd like to see the "blueprints" for Amazon's One-Click patent.
      No, apparently all one needs to do is come up with a detailed, yet at the same time vague, description of what you claim is a Novel Concept. My cell phone patent should probably be "Method of Improving Cell Phone Service Through Cooperative Client Relay" followed by page after page after page of increasingly immaterial detail that, in the end, says "the call jumps from one cell phone to another until it can reach a tower". Then the first time Sprint, AT&T, T-Mobile, etc. implements it, POW! Welcome to my party! Cover charge is $10 million at the door!

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    9. Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model by Reziac · · Score: 2

      You draw diagrams of business models in Visio, didn't you know that? :)

      "Detailed, yet vague" is exactly the impression I've got from the handful of recent patents I've read. Along with "but this is just [blank] plus a computer!"

      But, yeah, the sort of stuff being patented inherently dilutes the notion of requiring a working model, and that, as your "relay" example puts forth, is half the problem.

      Oh, I get it -- now I understand what a patent is!

      1) think up idea
      2) wait for someone else to implement it at their expense
      3) profit!!

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  10. why don't I.. by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    patent method of acquiring money solely from exploiting patent institutions. In this way I can sue everyone who tries to sue anyone for patent infringement. I can even sue anyone who tries to sue me.

    1. Re:why don't I.. by looseBits · · Score: 1

      I like it!

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    2. Re:why don't I.. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      I think there is prior art.

    3. Re:why don't I.. by JahToasted · · Score: 2

      Sorry, it would never hold up... too much prior art.

    4. Re:why don't I.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about I patent a method for using short-wavelenght EM waves to cook food,especially popcorn.

    5. Re:why don't I.. by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      In the good ole USA you can sue anyone you want.

    6. Re:why don't I.. by ajs · · Score: 2

      There's about 600,000 instances of prior art :-)

    7. Re:why don't I.. by desconvencido · · Score: 1

      you would end up suing yourself.

    8. Re:why don't I.. by errxn · · Score: 1

      "Sue EVERYBODY!"
      --Sol Rosenberg

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    9. Re:why don't I.. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the trick is that you have to do it with a computer.

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    10. Re:why don't I.. by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      ...patent method of acquiring money solely from exploiting patent institutions...

      Patents have to be for something that is a physical invention. Patenting ideas shouldn't be, but write some software and run it on a computer, and you have yourself a physical invention. It's silly but true!

      There may be much prior art of filing lawsuits manually through lawyers, but you could get a patent on some sort of web-based automatic lawsuit-bot software that files patent infringement suits in just one click (well, two clicks, just to be safe).

      Then you can still sue anyone who uses any computer software (word processors) to file patent infringement lawsuits, because your patent will be broad enough to cover them.

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    11. Re:why don't I.. by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have already filed a patent for the business process which involves patenting a business process for filing a suit against anyone filing a suit for patent infringement.

      And of course, before you think of it, I have also patented filing a patent for the business model of filing patents against people filing patents for any business process involving patenting a business process for filing a suit against anyone filing a suit for patent infringement.

      If that's not perfectly clear, I think you should just pay up now and avoid dragging this thing through the courts :)

      On second thoughts, I think I'll go away now and file a patent for the business model of patenting business models which are patents against the exploitation of business models. Or perhaps hire a good lawyer.

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    12. Re:why don't I.. by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Patents have to be for something that is a physical invention.

      No they don't. Consider the patent currently being discussed. It's a patent for an electronic model of a real world business.

      Or what about the patenet of swinging on a swing?

      Or entertaining teh cat with a laser pointer?

      Or one click?

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    13. Re:why don't I.. by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      You still can't patent an idea or algorithm or thought. But you can invent a physical device that implements your idea, and that is patentable. The question is where do you draw the line for an innovative and new physical device that is non-obvious. These days, tacking on "implementation by computer running software" is enough to make it a physical device.

      But we still have patents granted that push the line farther. Some would argue that it should be the job of the USPTO to control where that line is, but it seems they just grant the patents and let private enterprise decide where that line is, through patent attourneys. Hell of a racket, isn't it? The US government, through patent law and USPTO policy, has created an entire patent-litigation industry.

      My feeling has always been that if the government is going to make policies and use taxes to run the USPTO, they should have some responsibility to follow the spirit of the patent system. The process should be transparent and hassle-free, or it will only hinder industry - opposite the spirit of the system!

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    14. Re:why don't I.. by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      No, because if he owned the patent, obviously he would have permission to do it.

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    15. Re:why don't I.. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2
      You still can't patent an idea or algorithm or thought

      Old school. Patent lawyers have gotten the law to distinguish between mathematical algorithms, which cannot be patented, and other algorithms, which can be. These are the Software patents.

      Whether an algorithm is mathematical or not is decided by how much each side in the controvoersy spends on lawyers.
    16. Re:why don't I.. by flonker · · Score: 2

      So all ebay needs to do is come up with a mathematician working on game theory to write a paper about an online auction.

  11. Ok, fine by jo42 · · Score: 1

    Ben Dover, meet eBay. eBay, meet Ben Dover.

  12. In other news..... by slashuzer · · Score: 0

    I have patented the very "method" of patent. So from now on, you'll be unable to patent anything until you pay me the goodies. Yeah, I am also planning to sue all those idijots who have patented stuff before me using my patent "method".

  13. Prior art...? by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 5, Informative

    University of Turku has had an online aucion server for 10 years or so. They used to e.g. auction all their old computer gear, instead of throwing them away. It was pretty popular, although I think they have taken the service offline now.

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    1. Re:Prior art...? by Sebby · · Score: 1

      so send this info to eBay!

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    2. Re:Prior art...? by p0ppe · · Score: 1

      They've stopped auctioning stuff in 98, but the website is still available at http://com.utu.fi/huutokauppa/ (only in Finnish, sorry)

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  14. Patent Theory by The+Magic+Yak · · Score: 1

    This sounds just like the arguements people made when they squatted on domain names. Did this guy have a working model or not? I'm inclined to think eBay's getting screwed but this story really didn't give to many details or case history on online patent areas. This wasn't the same guy who patented that sideways swing a while back, is it?

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    1. Re:Patent Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You don't need a working model for a US patent.

    2. Re:Patent Theory by The+Magic+Yak · · Score: 1

      Yes, however, after reading through his patent, I don't see much "invention". The search engine one seems to be a "minor" modification of the existing search engines at the time (which there certainly were during Dec 1998). Although my experience with patents is limited, I have reviewed criteria and I don't see how this is an "invention". Admittedly, much of the language of the patent is beyond my scope and I might be missing something there.

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  15. Ouch by wiredog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company [eBay] first contacted Woolston in 2000 with an interest in buying the patents. E-mail to that effect is expected to figure prominently in the case because it indicates that eBay knew about Woolston's patents but continued to infringe them, he said.


    The patent was filed in 1995, and other companies are already licensing it. Looks valid (under the current rules) too. The only way I see for eBay to keep from getting raped in the courts is for business method patents to be tossed entirely.

    Adobe getting hit with DMCA problems, Verizon and the RIAA going at it over DMCA, eBay with patent problems. If enough large and publicly traded companies get hurt by this sort of stuff it could be a good thing. In the long run.

    1. Re:Ouch by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2
      • Adobe getting hit with DMCA problems, Verizon and the RIAA going at it over DMCA, eBay with patent problems. If enough large and publicly traded companies get hurt by this sort of stuff it could be a good thing. In the long run.
      Actually, it strikes me as proper that a patent would be used to protect an individual's invention (in this case, a business process, which is allowed under current rules) against a large and otherwise unasailable (sp?) u:berCompany.

      If we have patents I'd rather that they be used to help the weak than to buttress the strong.

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    2. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The only way I see for eBay to keep from getting
      >raped in the courts is for business method
      >patents to be tossed entirely.

      Or just trade in countries with less insane (tm) laws.

    3. Re:Ouch by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but I don't see how eBay's effort to license the patents directly confirms that they're violating them. Let's say I wanted to open a software development company. First off, I start developing software under Linux, using vi and g++. I go to a computer store and pick up a copy of Microsoft Visual Studio.NET, look at the box, and inquire as to the price. I then go back home and have a successful Linux-based software development enterprise. The computer store can't necessarily assume that I'm running Visual Studio at this point.

      That's just my thought, anyway. I'm neither a lawyer nor a software developer.

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    4. Re:Ouch by hound3000 · · Score: 1
      "Adobe getting hit with DMCA problems, Verizon and the RIAA going at it over DMCA, eBay with patent problems. If enough large and publicly traded companies get hurt by this sort of stuff it could be a good thing. In the long run."


      So, is there anyway to make good on this? Can we file *bad* patents against everything in the world and then use extortion to create a fund in order to overhaul the Patent System?

      "Hey, pay us $50,000 in an 'out-of-court settlement', or we'll sue you for violation of our patent x,xxx,xxx which says xxxxx. Or else your lawyers will cost you $100,000 just getting it thrown out of court."
  16. Prior art? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    IANAL, blah blah, but I remember auctions on usenet groups ages ago. Specifically for collectible goods!

    I haven't read their patent, but can't some silver-tongued "law-talking-guy" (simpsons ref) spin this patent into the ground?

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    1. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least one of the patents if for the trust system: did usenet providet that

    2. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:
      > IANAL, blah blah,
      I don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to legal issues.

      > I haven't read their patent,
      I don't know what I'm talking about in relation to this article.

      > but can't some silver-tongued "law-talking-guy" (simpsons ref) spin this patent into the ground?
      But TV will save us all.

  17. I got an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am going to go and patent the wheel and then hold to ransom the entire automobile industry. In fact, if I word it correctly, maybe I can get it to include anything circular that allows the forward or reverse motion of a vehicule...

    How about patenting the "nation state" or democracy...That's it, I will patent democracy...

    And what about patenting the idea of a "an object that allows the access to an otherwise inaccesible araa (a door)"

    The world will hopefully grow up one day...

    1. Re:I got an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it, I will patent democracy...

      Who will you sue? No one practices proper Democracy (In the Ancient Greek sense).

  18. UGH.... by wwwssabbsdotcom · · Score: 1

    And how long did this individual wait until he decided to "sue" for his patent? How about UBID as well? Crazy people. www.ssabbs.com Relive the BBS past - One Byte at a time!

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    1. Re:UGH.... by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      He started licence negotiations shortly after the patent was granted. Move along now.

  19. I'll admit, I'm stupid. by laetus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But am I missing something?

    Patenting an online auction in my mind is akin to patenting the idea a selling milk in refrigerated display cases, ie,

    This patent is for a system that creates a refrigerated marketplace for milk using a refrigerator in a store. The patent also covers the use of a payment-processing service to allow purchasers to pay for the goods.

    I mean, where's the creativity that patents are supposedly supposed to protect? In my mind, virtually any business transaction can be ported to the internet. It would be like someone patenting sales calls over a telephone when telephones were first invented.

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    1. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be like someone patenting sales calls over a telephone when telephones were first invented.

      Even worse. Imagine traditional telcos suing Cisco over their VoIP protocols.

    2. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by garoush · · Score: 2

      I mean, where's the creativity that patents are supposedly supposed to protect?

      The creativity is in phase 2 where they are going to use the patent to auction off eBay -- on eBay.

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    3. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Ioldanach · · Score: 5, Funny
      But am I missing something?

      Patenting an online auction in my mind is akin to patenting the idea a selling milk in refrigerated display cases, ie,

      What, you mean something like this patent?

    4. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by D3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but your example is just for the physical refigerator case not the "business process" of putting a product in a place where potential customers can see it, buy it, etc.

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    5. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Man, you just scared the hell out of me, this is madness...

    6. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Ah, but your forgot the most important part - The patent also covers the use of a payment-processing service to allow purchasers to pay for the goods - with a computer.

    7. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by rcw-home · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that abstract is scary - it's one of the longest run-on sentences I've seen in a long time.

    8. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by hiimlars · · Score: 1

      I think I'll patent the idea of spam, and then sue all the damn spammers -

    9. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read through the whole thing and check out the images included with the patent, it's clear that what's being patented here is a particular design for a refrigerated display case and not refrigerated display cases in general.

    10. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I just walk up to the counter with my milk, slap down a new Vaio, and I'm done! Wonderful, now how much change do I get?

    11. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by pseudonymouse · · Score: 1

      I thought there used to be an 'obviousness' test, so that you couldn't patent an idea that was obvious based on existing art/technology/practices. Have they stopped applying that, or is the assumption that no application of technology is obvious to someone with a business degree?

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    12. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Tokerat · · Score: 2

      I heard about someone doing that as a joke a while back.

      eBay apparently sold for $2.50.

      The autioner was subsiquently punished.


      Oh, and just for recent /. sake:
      3. PROFIT!!!

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    13. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by stryc9 · · Score: 1

      I agree. The shitty thing is that according to the law this guy actually has a case. I don't think that people should be able to patent stuff like this. I wonder if anyone has a patent for purchasing cars or computers et al online? It seems so stupid to me. I think I am going to go out and patent my newest idea: This patent covers the 'payment' of goods and services by little slips of paper called 'money'. Anybody that wishes to use this method of payment in their business model must now pay me. This is just fu**ing retarded.

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    14. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, fine. That was granted in 1977. That means that anybody who wants to, can sell milk in one of these refrigerated display cases to their hearts' content, beholden to no-one.

      The really great thing about everything under the sun (all the low-hanging fruit) getting patented today is that in a few years we will have quite a rich landscape of public domain inventions as the patents all expire in the same short timeframe.

    15. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by jafuser · · Score: 2

      I wonder if anyone has a patent for the process of using a muscular contraction in the lower abdomen for altering the local internal pressure of an organic cavity with a large osmotic surface area, in order to exchange oxygen and carbon-oxygen molecules between an enclosed dynamic fluid system and the surrounding environment.

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    16. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by thePfhitz · · Score: 1

      damn, that's one long run-on sentence!

    17. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. Except that if the patent office is willing to grant these ludicrously broad patents on obvious everyday ideas now, then perhaps when they expire they will be willing to re-patent the same ideas again to whoever is clever enough to first try this. The US patent office is not aware of such a thing as "public domain" except maybe as something that might be patentable, especially if the inventor uses the phrase "with a computer".

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    18. Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. by elvisoft · · Score: 1

      I think I'll apply for the following
      patent, to cut these evil patenters off at the
      pass:

      A method whereby
      1. Any essential
      aspect of "the real world and its processes, or human-created abstract processes" is modelled
      or represented using mathematical, logical,
      or symbolic models.
      2. An information processing device, or
      a set of communicating information devices,
      is used to process or manipulate the
      mathematical, logical, or symbolic
      models in such a manner that:
      a) By assuming correspondences between model entities and real-world or abstract process entities and relationships, predictions can be made regarding aspects of the real world or abstract processes
      which were not initially explicitly represented
      in the models, and
      b) The models can by interpreted by programs
      which can also control communication devices and/or physical mechanisms, thus enabling
      communication about the world and abstract
      processes, and also enabling direct actions
      to be enacted upon the real world or abstract
      processes, under the control of the programs
      and in accord with measurements of or predictions
      of about the real world or abstract
      processes made by means of the programs'
      interaction with the models.

      That aught to cover it. By the way, I
      will charge no royalties, and it will all
      be open sourced.

  20. Amazon invented 1-click buy concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy invented the electronic auction format

    Al Gore invented the internet

    It's time for me to claim a hot trend and profit. I'm going with XML. That's right, you heard it here first. I INVENTED XML. I just never told anybody.

    1. Re:Amazon invented 1-click buy concept by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? If there's no patent on it already, that must mean that *it hasn't been invented yet*. So just apply for the patent and then you will be the inventor. Everyone else is just infringing. The real question is can you sue them for retro-active infringement, for infringing on your idea even before you thought of it?

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  21. and, of course... by tomzyk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step 3: PROFIT!!!

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    1. Re:and, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen this "Profit!" post quite a few times, and obviously, it's making fun of some lovely "innovative internet business idea" that was proposed somewhere. Can someone fill me in on the back story? Thanks.

    2. Re:and, of course... by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      I've seen this "Profit!" post quite a few times, and obviously, it's making fun of some lovely "innovative internet business idea" that was proposed somewhere. Can someone fill me in on the back story? Thanks. /I?

      Yes. It is mocking the hugely successful open source software model.

      1. Write 'free' software.
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!!!

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    3. Re:and, of course... by agallagh42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's from an episode of South Park, where there were little creatures called "Underpants Gnomes". Their business plan was:

      1. Steal underpants
      2. ???
      3. Profit!!

      They just hadn't quite figured out step two yet...

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    4. Re:and, of course... by jachim69 · · Score: 1
      I always thought it was from South Park Underpants Gnomes' business plan:


      Step 1: Steal underpants

      Step 2: ???

      Step 3: Profit!

    5. Re:and, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South park has gone way downhill (and it wasn't that great) since kenny's gone.

    6. Re:and, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please see this for further funny comments.

  22. More proof that patent law needs tinkering by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally, I think the "cure" is for patent law to be modified so that an absolute description is needed for a patent to be validly claimed rather than the woefully ambiguous "a method of performing auctions..." What kind of crap is that? Can I patent "..a method for transmitting gaseous oxygen in a liquid medium..." then sue everyone for having blood? Of course not, but that's just as silly (ok, so actually that's more silly, but you get my point.)

    Shakespear was right: First thing we do, kill all the lawyers. They're the reason this sort of mess is around in the first place.

    1. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the patents a lot of times actually are more specific. In this case the patent mentions bar codes and scanners, etc. The problem is that the patent holder tries to use their patent for a much more vaque purpose. It is up to the courts to throw them out but unfortunately it is usually too expensive for the "infringer" to defend to that point and they end up settling.

    2. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the "cure" is to force patent filers to provide working prototypes AND prove that the prototype is not trivial or a reinvention of an existing invention, method or algorithm. And pay clerks by the number of patents they reject rather than pass - that provides rather more incentive to check them properly and discourages idiotic patenting.

      Oh, and I know it's pedantic, but the oxygen isn't transmitted in a liquid, it is held in cells which travel in a liquid.

    3. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by aronc · · Score: 1

      And pay clerks by the number of patents they reject rather than pass

      This would be almost as bad as the current system. The clerks should have absolutely no incentive at all based on the outcome of the patent. It should be a pure salary, period.

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      jello.
      aka aron.
    4. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      How about promote patent inspectors based on the percentage of their patents that are not found invalid in court. Maybe even fire someone who passed a bunch of patents that got completely overturned in court.

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    5. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by aronc · · Score: 1

      That would be good.. that's just a job performance review metered by a tangible outside measurement.

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      jello.
      aka aron.
    6. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by FrkyD · · Score: 1

      dammit man, patent that as a business process and license it to the patent office!!

    7. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by mikeage · · Score: 2

      If anyone is wondering what the lawyer line is about, check out http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html

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    8. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by theskipper · · Score: 1

      "..a method for transmitting gaseous oxygen in a liquid medium..."

      Whew. For a second there I thought you were referring to farting in the tub. Hey if a guy can patent a method for swinging on a swing (remember that one?), then I want one for fouling bath water.

    9. Re:More proof that patent law needs tinkering by jelle · · Score: 2

      > "..a method for transmitting gaseous oxygen
      > in a liquid medium..." then sue everyone
      > for having blood?

      Actually, oxygen is not gaseous when in your blood, but bound to hemoglobin.

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      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
  23. There should be a rule... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    which says that just because a normal, everyday, commonplace, process is implemented on a computer that does *not* make it patentable.

    GJC

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    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  24. Inventor AND Patent Lawyer by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Edison is supposed to have said "Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration" - today it's 1% inspiration and 99% legalese and marketing.

    --
    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    1. Re:Inventor AND Patent Lawyer by jrennie · · Score: 1

      You don't think court cases cause perspiration? :-)

      Jason

  25. Is it still a troll if it's true? by fortinbras47 · · Score: 1
    He's got a point!

    And is it neccesary for the moderators to moderate down the criticism of the moderators?

  26. I think Hemos holds the patent for that (N/T) by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Please try to keep posts on topic.
    Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
    Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
    Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.

  27. What I'd like to patent by gleffler · · Score: 1

    I want to patent the process of getting a patent. I could be a millionaire.

  28. Tedious by cd-w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is getting tedious. There is a patent article on Slashdot nearly every day now. Linux was absolutely right when he said that we should just ignore software patent issues. The vast majority of patents are never enforced or are overturned in any case.

    1. Re:Tedious by CharlieO · · Score: 1

      That would be Linus

    2. Re:Tedious by Myco · · Score: 2

      Yeah. That guy owes me royalties for my "method for anthropomorphizing software entities and attributing quotes of their authors to said entities."

    3. Re:Tedious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up, please.

  29. Sneaking in patents by nuggz · · Score: 2

    If you define "sneak a patent in" as in apply for a patent half a year before ebay was founded, yes he snuk it in.
    Read the article.

    1. Re:Sneaking in patents by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Right. Before eBay, no one ever conducted auctions online. Yup, yup, yup.

      Look, eBay popularized it. That's all. Sure, they have a nice set-up and all that, but I assure you, internet auctions existed before eBay.

      (insert sarcastic tone where needed)

      Kierthos

      --
      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
  30. Edison patented everything by wiredog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and defended those patents ferociously. AT&T even more so. This is nothing new.

    1. Re:Edison patented everything by shaka999 · · Score: 1

      Genius and riches don't always go hand in hand.

      The patents from Edison I have seen are a bit more concrete. Are you saying the patent for a lightbulb is the same as patenting an auction?

      The lightbulb allowed humanity to work and see at times when it wasn't feasible previously. The patent for the auction allows one person to get wealthy. Patents were meant designed so that ideas were contributed to society. The auction patent has added nothing.

      --
      One should not theorize before one has data. -Sherlock Holmes-
    2. Re:Edison patented everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The lightbulb allowed humanity to work and see at times when it wasn't feasible previously.
      Yes, candles, oil lamps, gas lamps and fires were completely dark before Edison's patent.
    3. Re:Edison patented everything by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      The difference is, he patented a means of using electricity to provide a constant light source. The light bulb was innovative, and edison actualy had a physical contruct of the invention. This guy has patented the obvious and has no physical contruct (hell he couldn't even make his own business model work)

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    4. Re:Edison patented everything by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but did his patent claim that his invention was "a method for aiding vision, reducing costs, enabling progress, and allowing productivity, through the use of photons, electrons, chemical elements, matter, energy and science including any new discoveries related to these. If Edison were filing a patent today, it would cover not only light bulbs but lasers, ovens, heaters, mirrors, computer monitors, TVs, film projectors, etc. Anything that used photons or electrons since the light bulb uses electrons to create photons. Perhaps he would have even been allowed to patent photons and electrons themselves. Something that I'd actually like to try.

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  31. He has a case (legally) by gosand · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the looks of the article (you did read the article, didn't you?) it seems that he had the "online auction" idea patented before eBay went into business. There were even negotiations for eBay to buy his patents. But that fell through, and eBay went ahead infringing on his patents.

    So LEGALLY, it appears that eBay is at fault. This doesn't address the fact that there is such a huge hole in the entire software patent/intellectual propterty concept.

    Legally, this guy has a claim, but by all rights he shouldn't. This is exactly why patenting ideas and business models is stupid. This guy is a lawyer (patent attorney no less), and has gone after priceline.com and goto.com for infringements on some of his other patents.

    As long as the system is broken, people will take advantage of it.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:He has a case (legally) by Tonetheman · · Score: 1

      You are right really. He does have a case.

      I think that there is something morally wrong here also though. Holding patents and then waiting for a good time to sue is something akin to domain squatting maybe?

      Anyway I thinking about getting a patent on breathing... I am pretty sure I thought that up first.

    2. Re:He has a case (legally) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article, it looks like he also has patents on the typical "shopping cart" application and on electronic payment for goods purchased. This isn't the same guy who trademarked the name "Linux" originally, is it? :-)

    3. Re:He has a case (legally) by jmu1 · · Score: 1

      You have to protect your patent... otherwise it is null and void. EBay has been around a while.

    4. Re:He has a case (legally) by benwb · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're thinking of trademarks

    5. Re:He has a case (legally) by ebh · · Score: 2

      Interesting situation: eBay's IP lawyers tell management that they MAY be infringing someone else's patent. They contact the patent holder but negotiations break down. At this point, nobody has established legally that infringement is indeed occurring. Is it really eBay's responsibility to enjoin itself from further activity that MAY be infringement?

      I think eBay did the right thing in approaching the patent holder, and I think they're also doing the right thing in waiting for the courts to sort it out. But, IANAL, so I don't know if refusal to voluntarily enjoin itself weakens eBay's position.

      (On a side note, I always thought that it should be possible to contest the novelty of a patent by bringing in a competent engineer who is unfamiliar with the patent, and pose to him or her the problem that the patent solves. If they come up with the same solution in a short time, the patent fails the novelty test.

      I got this idea from Hayes's patent on toggling command mode by typing +++ surrounded by one second of inactivity before and after. Around the time they patented that [unbeknownst to me], I invented and implemented almost exactly the same thing for a LAN product I was working on. Had the company survived, they would probably have been sued by Hayes over it, and given the timeframe, Hayes's claim would have had merit. But this doesn't seem to me to be a particularly clever solution--anyone could have thought it up.)

    6. Re:He has a case (legally) by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 2
      You have to protect your patent... otherwise it is null and void.

      Nope, sorry, that's trademarks. With patents you can sue all you like.

      Anyway, looks to me like E-Bay can see that the validity of the patent is v. shaky, but didn't want to start the fight, so to speak.It's probably not financially viable to initiate the court case to have it struck down. Better to just "infringe" and wait for the patent holder to sue. That way it only costs money if he does sue.

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      Every bloody emperor has his hand up history's skirt [Peter Hammill/VdGG]
    7. Re:He has a case (legally) by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      I heard priceline.com settled out of court for a Far Side desk calender and a nice pen.

      -B

    8. Re:He has a case (legally) by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Interesting situation: eBay's IP lawyers tell management that they MAY be infringing someone else's patent. They contact the patent holder but negotiations break down. At this point, nobody has established legally that infringement is indeed occurring. Is it really eBay's responsibility to enjoin itself from further activity that MAY be infringement?

      Yes. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

    9. Re:He has a case (legally) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even go outside your house without breaking some inane law. I think you should reassess your stance. Should business choke themselves and their investments because they MAY have broken some inane law? Of course not! To even suggest such a thing distgusts me deeply.

    10. Re:He has a case (legally) by machine+of+god · · Score: 1
      You know what that sounds like? (you probably don't know about this unless you live in the US) It sounds like the case where the one guy impregnated his teenage (16) stepdaughter with a syringe against her will. He was found guilty and was angry because he felt that the jurors could not put aside their moral objections to this because under the law, this was not rape, so really, he was not guilty.

      Some people might say that this is apples to oranges. To that I answer, I'm moving to Canada.

      Seriously though, flame me if you want, but I think capital punishment and war(murder, especially an open ended war) is barbaric, and I'm sick of being dragged down just to line someone else's pockets. I would fight for the convenience of staying, but beyond that, why stay?

    11. Re:He has a case (legally) by ebh · · Score: 2

      But is it realy ignorance of the law? Obviously eBay knows they can't infringe other people's patents. What hasn't been established at that point is that the patent is actually being infringed.

      If there's any ambiguity in the way the patent is written, or what it describes, then it could be up to the courts to decide whether infringement actually occurred, and that wouldn't happen until the patent holder initiated litigation.

      I wouldn't be in business if I had to do patent searches on every feature of my product and every aspect of its implementation, whether my taking bathroom breaks is a patented business method, etc. (stipulated, I do have to do due diligence on anything I ship, but you get my point), which is why I really hope that the burden of proof lies with the patent holder.

      BTW, did you used to work at HP-FPK?

    12. Re:He has a case (legally) by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      But is it realy ignorance of the law?

      I'd say yes. They know exactly what they're doing. They know exactly what the patent says. The only question is what a judge will decide. They asked a lawyer, and the lawyer was unable to make a determination.

      If there's any ambiguity in the way the patent is written, or what it describes, then it could be up to the courts to decide whether infringement actually occurred, and that wouldn't happen until the patent holder initiated litigation.

      Well, they could have filed for a declaratory judgement.

      I wouldn't be in business if I had to do patent searches on every feature of my product and every aspect of its implementation

      I was under the impression that they had direct knowledge of the patent. Ignorance of the patent is an excuse, at least with regard to the willful infringement part. I don't think ignorance of whether or not you're actually infringing on the patent is, although, I'm a little less sure of myself at this point.

      BTW, did you used to work at HP-FPK?

      Yep. Now who's this? :)

  32. The real problem by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Informative
    There are a few problems with the patent system. Amongst them are:
    • Having to pay huge fees for patent searches. Because of this it usually ends up being cheaper to send in a patent application and then let someone else scream prior art.
    • Now with international law protecting patents of other countries, it just became even more complicated to make sure that there was no prior art.
    • The obvious is being patented (this is obvious to /. readers). Then again, when you aren't working in a given field what is obvious will vary. This means that we really need a means of public screening of patents.
    There is no such thing as a perfect system. Anything is open to abuse, so there needs to be guidelines and reviews for a system to be run as close to the original intent as possible.
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    1. Re:The real problem by garcia · · Score: 2

      funny, EBay tried to contact this man before, there is email proof.

      funny, I can goto the page and search for any patent I want. Just like everyone else here that searchs for it.

      I guess you work for /., you are unable to do a simple search before you file a submission.

  33. I kinda like this by OrthonormalBasisVect · · Score: 1
    I know it makes me a sick puppy, OTOH, I've had a problem with the whole concept of patenting math and logic for a while. It might be cool if we /. folks could gather together, patent a bunch of essentials the PTO is too inept to understand, and then jump all over some big guys when they infringe. Not to make money, but simply to make the big dogs spend their money to fix this obviously broken system.

    When Amazon has the patent the little guy gets screwed. When the little guy has the patent, Amazon (or ebay) might have more motivation to fix an obviously broken system, as it isn't operating to their benefit anymore.

  34. Obviousness by nuggz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The trust issue is the key to the online patent, not the auction.

    Online auctions are obvious, a trustworthy auction is the innovation.

    1. Re:Obviousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eBay may be trustworthy, but alot of the auctions don't seem to be ;)

    2. Re:Obviousness by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2
      It's not an innovation -- brick and mortar auction houses do all of this -- print catalogues, certify authenticity, keep items in escrow until they have the money, etc. etc. etc.

      I really wish the Supreme Court would just come out and say "computerizing a common real world practice is not innovative" and end this whole charade.

    3. Re:Obviousness by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

      I'm not folowing what e-bay is being sued for then. With all of the fraud and shilling, which e-bay tolerates as long as it doesn't get a lot a publicity, they are hardly trustworthy.

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    4. Re:Obviousness by nuggz · · Score: 2

      It is only patentable if you get non obvious results from the translation.
      If all you get are the obvious results, then there is no patent, if something new and unexpected happens, you can get a patent.

  35. There will NEVER be a computer software patent by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    That's what my dad was told in the early days... if only the patent office had been right!
    sir_haxalot

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  36. Item #90483739293 by roalt · · Score: 1
    Law:Rights:US:Patents:Hopeless


    Price: $200,000. (reserve not yet met)
    Quantity: 1
    Time Left: 10 days, 4 hours +

    Description

    Patent 5,845,265 covers the right to buy and sell used and collectible goods on a computerized market like ebay. The winning bid is also responsible for costs of shipping and insurance.

    1. Re:Item #90483739293 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Founded in September 1995, eBay is the leading online marketplace for the sale of goods and services by a diverse community of individuals and businesses.
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      Patent 5,845,265 covers the right to buy and sell used and collectible goods:
      Filed: November 7, 1995

  37. eBay Knew About the Patents by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    I have a problem with those hanging eBay out to dry because they have been working on buying these patents for two years.


    Had I been smart enough to start eBay way-back-when, I would not have had the resources to examine patents, I would have just programmed the site and put up the business. As it grew, I might have been notified about the patent, and from there consulted a lawyer. There is no way I would have shut down, saying, "Well, I have found out about a possible infringement, and while in the process of speaking with a patent holder we are out of business." The company by this time is multi-million dollars a year.


    When does the American dream come through? If I have an idea, I want to protect anyone that had a like idea, but don't kill my business while I am working with the original idea holder. All I can see from this is money in lawyers' pockets.

    1. Re:eBay Knew About the Patents by mobets · · Score: 1

      Actualy, shutting down might help them at this point. There are a lot of small businesses and other people that spend a lot of time, and make a lot of money off e-bay. If e-bay shut down and sent all of it's users an e-mail explaining why they are shutting down, and why the patent is BS, then the patent office would have a lot of unhappy people on there hands. Not to mention the various politicians. They may even scare the politicians into changing the law.

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      It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
    2. Re:eBay Knew About the Patents by aronc · · Score: 1

      Yea, it could be good for the country but the CEO would promptly be sued into the ground by the shareholders.

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      aka aron.
  38. Prior Art by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    I remember auctions on Fidonet a looooooong time ago, which definitally falls under the realm of "a computerized market for used and collectible goods"

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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  39. Man, am I glad... by vsack · · Score: 1

    ...that I patented the business model of getting generic patents, then going after large companies with lots of money. My patent covers both bullying them to settle out of court and having a technologically impaired judge award in my favor.

    I'm going to sue the pants off of Woolston!

  40. Somebody better sue the patent office soon by crovira · · Score: 5, Informative

    (When did the USPO go "For Profit?" Who was in power, albeit not in possession of any higher cognitive abilities?)

    This type of mandated idiocy won't stop until the USPO get sued for some really big bucks and whoever issued the patent, reviewed it, supervised and made money from letting it escape it, gets their ass fired.

    I think this might be the case that breaks the camel's back. ebay should sue the patent office for interfering with their normal existing legal business operations.

    In fact, it might be fun to try taking out a patent on the information recording portions of the patenting process and sue the USPO for patent violation.

    Bill Gates was right in his 1991 memo. The application of software and process patents will bring the very concept of innovation to a stand-still.

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    1. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by smoondog · · Score: 2

      The application of software and process patents will bring the very concept of innovation to a stand-still.

      Funny. I guess its just okay for him to idle the industry....

    2. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can thank Ronald Reagan for that; he cut the patent office's budget and made it so their only source of revenue was patent application fees. Hence it is in their interest to accept everything and everyone.

    3. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1
      (When did the USPO go "For Profit?" Who was in power, albeit not in possession of any higher cognitive abilities?)

      It happened during the 90's under Clinton. The USPO discovered that it was raking in the money because of its fees. Everyone (Democrats and Rebuplicans) at the time thought this was great and an example of how goverment services should opperate.

      The irony is that while the USPO makes money by granting Patents that take a court decision to get invalidated, it suffers no repercussions for the boneheaded decision to grant the patent in the First Place!

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      Truth: If it's not one thing, it's another

    4. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Da'Rante · · Score: 1

      Nah, they accept fees without aproving the patent. The patent office probably shouldn't deal with software. Can you imagine if someone patented the idea of writing redistributable executable code for the IBM PC and compatible. Then all software would have been a patented infringement if it ran on IBM PCs and compatible PCs.

    5. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by atlantis_tin · · Score: 1

      ebay should sue the patent office for interfering with their normal existing legal business operations.

      This post and many others have suggested that eBay should fight to get process patents thrown out. Two points:

      One, if it happens it will be one more story of a large corporation (eBay) having it's way. And only in their self-interest. Nobody even expects eBay to do this for ethical reasons. So, what's new?

      Two, eBay will be up against all the companies that have interests in process patents. They wont make it easy for eBay.

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    6. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by truesaer · · Score: 2
      You can't sue the patent office for some "really big bucks"....they are immune from civil liability because they're the government.


      The only thing you could do is claim that their actions are unconstitutional, but that is a bit of a crapshoot since the constitution clearly allows IP laws, but is vague on what they should be. Its basically just the opinion of a judge at this point. Here is the constitution:


      The Congress shall have Power . . . To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries . . .


      So the only question is whether or not a business process can be invented (it seems logical that it could be). Then, it is simply a matter of whether congress chooses to protect them (which it seems to have the broad ability to do).

    7. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

      I think you could probably find prior art for "executable code for the IBM PC and compatible"

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    8. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
      The application of software and process patents will bring the very concept of innovation to a stand-still. Funny. I guess its just okay for him to idle the industry....

      For all of Microsoft's many faults, abuse of the patent system has never been one of them. Yes, they have many patents filed, but when is the last time you've heard of them using those patents in a negative way?

    9. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Sorry, can't sue the Patent Office.

    10. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when is the last time you've heard of them using those patents in a negative way?

      It's only a matter of time for a company that has previously expressed so much malice towards its customers and competitors. Most likely, they are saving their arsenal of patents to fall back on in the case that they might (gasp) experience an actual failure in the marketplace.

      Once its profits and monopoly position is threatened by somebody -- out will come the patent guns.

    11. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if IBM had patented it first.

      But of course, that would kill off the platform and we would be stuck with Expensive Macs.

    12. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company did not express malice, the press(slashdot/va software) minions altered a concept and turned it into malice. While far too scared to see the truth and reality, you all agreed it was 'malice' as opposed to what it actually is. Nothing more than a VERY innovative company which you are just jealous of. The more you ridicule it, the more it will *fight* back, not that it has *anything* to worry about. Of course, you will never stop fighting because *THAT* is the ONLY way you will win ~ and you know it, just far too chickenshit to admit it.

    13. Re:Somebody better sue the patent office soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you so quickly forgotten that MS recently purchased a bunch of patents from SGI, and then attempted to open "licensing talks" at a recent OpenGL standards meeting? Chances are, they will try to make OpenGL "non-free" (as in charging licensing royalties), which still allowing the distribution and use of DirectX APIs and runtimes without charging a licensing fee. (But locking developers into MS's OSes, one of their longstanding goals of which they have overstepped the bounds of both good taste and law, time and time again.)

  41. Another business method someone should patent by Snarfangel · · Score: 3, Funny

    "A method of sending out unsolicited mass electronic mailings to email addresses of individuals who have expressed absolutely no interest in the product or service being offered. Such 'spam' is to consist exclusively of worthless potions, creams, and pills for enlarging or reducing areas of the body, pyramid schemes to get rich quick, offers for clubs no one in their right mind would join, and letters from deposed heads of state begging you to help move money from poor African nations."

    If only someone would patent *that* and sue the #$%@! out of all of the infringers!

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    1. Re:Another business method someone should patent by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      I tried, but was told there was way too much prior art.

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  42. IANAL by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    I
    Am
    Not
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    Lawyer


    Click here for a glossary of these "net" terms.

    1. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank You! I was trying to figure that one out, I guessed:

      I
      Am
      Not
      A
      Loser

      Which seemed to work fine, but knowings half the battle and all... (G.I. Joe)

  43. My Patent by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on a "Computerized method of sex, that involves masturbation by both persons while talking about it over a computer network." I'll call it cybersex!

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    1. Re:My Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just forget the patent and head over to fu-fme.com for some better action :)

    2. Re:My Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Not only is there massive amounts of prior-art, but it was called "nex-sex" long before these wankers (literally) started to call it "cyber-sex" ...

  44. another stupid patent by Fooknut · · Score: 1

    I think the guy will lose.

    There should be (and may actually be) a statute of limitations saying that if you patent something and don't actually use your patent AND/OR enforce it in a certain time period that you should LOSE the patent.

    The idea of selling stuff online isn't new and shouldn't be a patentable idea.

    I can imagine that back in caveman days some shmuck patented the "wheel". Every single idea based on it is now his and we owe him 1.4 qua-zillion clams.

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  45. 'Prior art' .... by DanEsparza · · Score: 1

    Sorry -- I think this has already been done too many times by other people (sadly). You'd have a hard time proving that there was no 'prior art'.

    My $.01

  46. Why is that not patentig an idea by Khalid · · Score: 2

    Can someone explain how is that not the patenting of an idea without any regard to it's implementation. So what this patent means is that you can't create an auction system whatever your implementation is !?

    Are ideas really non patentables ?

    1. Re:Why is that not patentig an idea by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2

      Read the patent, it talks about "vetted bailee" and other implementation details.

      It looks to me like the patent is pretty specific, and specifies that the goods change hands but stay on the market, so I buy something from you, and then increase the price but leave it on sale "thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee". Sounds like some trusted third party safeguards the physical goods while the transaction is in progress too. Not much like ebay, really, I think this guy is clutching at straws. Then again, IANAL.

    2. Re:Why is that not patentig an idea by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Ebay offers escrow also, which would infringe on that most likely. Doesn't necessarily mean it will stand up in the end. Escrow isn't exactly a non-obvious innovation without prior art.

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    3. Re:Why is that not patentig an idea by will_die · · Score: 1

      With this case it sounds like my deal with my stock broker.
      I purchase stock which my stock broker(a safe and trusted party) holds for me, while I speculate on what the price of the stock will do. If the price of my collectible stock increases and I decide to sell, someones get my stock certificates. During that complete time I have never seen the certificates.

    4. Re:Why is that not patentig an idea by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Sounds like some trusted third party safeguards the physical goods while the transaction is in progress too.
      Well, that was certainly a novel idea that warranted a patent. After all, nobody understands escrow anyway.
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  47. Sorry Prior art exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day, the days of BBS's, there were many auction doors availible. This jerk is just trolling. What a pussy!

  48. *sigh* by Quixadhal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does no one think of the effect their frivolus patents might have on the industry as a whole? So, let's assume Woolston does indeed have an enforceable patent, and he manages to sue eBay and either get a big chunk of cash, or force them to change their business model to avoid infringement... does this guy realize the potential damange he can cause to the industry as a whole? Does he care?

    Probably not. Personal greed is the American Way. It's more important that I get MY piece of the pie, even if it means letting the rest of the pie spoil -- at least I got mine!

    eBay is one of those *few* examples of a pure internet business that is doing well and making money. Given the state of the economy today, I feel this kind of attempt is almost criminal in intent. It's pretty close to sabotage for this corner of the technology sector, way to go! Make sure your lawyer asks for the firstborn of their CEO too!

    I'm pretty certain that the exact implementation details of eBay's software (the algorithm, if you will) are pretty different than what this guy envisioned for this baseball trading-card exchange system. I'm quite sure that had he written software to do this, there would be no copyright infringement between the two... and there's the problem. He's claiming an overly broad patent on an idea, when he probably only has the right to an algorithm. Yeah, *I* had ideas about online trading in the 1980's too buddy, so did half the people who had even heard of the internet (or how about fidonet? or just plain bbs's???). Anyone remember the online trading games from those days? If anything, THOSE probably pre-dated his scheme -- they just didn't handle real products.

    I got called to pay my "voting tax" next week (Jury Duty), and I would dread being on a case like this. While common sense would have me acquit on the basis that a broad "patent" like this is a mockery of the Office, and that even if eBay were abusing it with intent, I'd still not have much sympathy for this guy -- it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means (since laws are no longer by the people -- if you need a lawyer to explain a law, there's something WRONG!).

    1. Re:*sigh* by Consul · · Score: 2

      I got called to pay my "voting tax" next week (Jury Duty), and I would dread being on a case like this. While common sense would have me acquit on the basis that a broad "patent" like this is a mockery of the Office, and that even if eBay were abusing it with intent, I'd still not have much sympathy for this guy -- it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means...

      I would have to differ with this argument here. In my mind, a juror has the power to overturn a bad law with his/her verdict of "not guilty".

      If someone is being sued/prosecuted over a bad law, and you feel they did nothing wrong, you, as a juror, do indeed have the power to have that law re-examined, and possibly repealed. The problem is, you need to get the other jurors to understand agree with you.

      A verdict of "not guilty" does mean a lot in these kinds of cases.

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    2. Re:*sigh* by Alranor · · Score: 1

      Oh look, another IANAL comment on slashdot :)

      Don't you have jury nullification over there in the states? That nice law that says that if you're on a jury you can rule the defendant innocent if you don't agree with the law??

    3. Re:*sigh* by ThePilgrim · · Score: 1

      We have had cases in the UK where the Judge has directed the Jury to find a defendent guilty, and the Jury has returned Not Guilty verdict.

      Juries have the final power and it's up to them to defend the common sence.

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    4. Re:*sigh* by fluxsmith · · Score: 1

      Read up on Jury's rights before you report in. You do NOT have to follow the law, despite what the judge will tell you. In our judicial system jury's are the representative of the Sovereign people.

    5. Re:*sigh* by JMan1 · · Score: 1

      "If someone is being sued/prosecuted over a bad law, and you feel they did nothing wrong, you, as a juror, do indeed have the power to have that law re-examined, and possibly repealed. The problem is, you need to get the other jurors to understand agree with you."

      That's not actually true, at least where I served on a jury (in DC.) You have to swear to decide whether or not the defendant broke the laws as they are written. It is not up to you to determine if the laws are fair or not. You can of course pretty much make your decision based on whatever you want, but it's not really legal.

    6. Re:*sigh* by laci · · Score: 1

      You say:

      I got called to pay my "voting tax" next week (Jury Duty), and I would dread being on a case like this. While common sense would have me acquit on the basis that a broad "patent" like this is a mockery of the Office, and that even if eBay were abusing it with intent, I'd still not have much sympathy for this guy -- it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means (since laws are no longer by the people -- if you need a lawyer to explain a law, there's something WRONG!).

      This is not true! If you manage to convince the rest of the jury that the law is wrong and goes against common sense, economics, constitution, etc. then the jury can declare one side a winner while acknowleding that the law favors the other side. I think this sort of invalidates the law itself, too, though I'm not sure to what extent.

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    7. Re:*sigh* by donutello · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disclaimer: Personally, I think that this patent is ridiculous and obvious and therefore should not have been granted. For the sake of this discussion, let's assume it was some other kind of thing that was patented and infringed upon by eBay.

      Probably not. Personal greed is the American Way. It's more important that I get MY piece of the pie, even if it means letting the rest of the pie spoil -- at least I got mine!


      What a bunch of crap! There is nothing wrong or immoral with asserting your rights. There's two models of society: One where everyone works only for the greater good, not caring about personal gain. The other where everyone focuses only on satisfying their personal goals.

      The first is the communist system. It's a great idea in principle, but as anyone older than 15 will tell you, it just doesn't work.

      The other is the capitalist system we are in - which has been proven to work great. Individuals assert their own rights and work to benefit themselves and in doing so, benefit society at large.

      eBay is one of those *few* examples of a pure internet business that is doing well and making money. Given the state of the economy today, I feel this kind of attempt is almost criminal in intent. It's pretty close to sabotage for this corner of the technology sector, way to go! Make sure your lawyer asks for the firstborn of their CEO too!

      Someone fighting for CEO's rights - on Slashdot! That's when I begin to think this is a troll. eBay is a business. The CEOs and shareholders are getting rich off what they do. Now, if it turns out that they are doing so by infringing on someone elses patents, then it should be the patent holder not the CEO's who should be profiting from it. If as you say, it would be impossible for eBay to succeed without infringing the patent, I see nothing wrong with eBay sharing some of their profits with the inventor who they owe their success to.

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    8. Re:*sigh* by Storm+Damage · · Score: 5, Informative

      Both of the above statements are wrong. The Jury does not have the power to have a law re-examined or repealed by issuing a verdict. However, the Jury DOES have the power, and the right, to find a defendent "Not Guilty" for any reason. Judges and Attorneys don't really like this, and Judges will usually try to dismiss Jurors if they express disagreement with the law as written before the trial, but once the Jury issues a Not Guilty verdict, they're pretty much stuck with it.

      This actually happens, too. The most famous case in which the Jury blatantly refused to apply the law was the trial of William Penn for sedition in London in 1670. The Magna Carta reserved the right of conviction to Juries only, and a few brave men withstood imprisonment and starvation in the face of an angry judge trying to force them to change their verdict. The jurors, however, would not relinquish their right under Common Law to decide the verdict, and would not find a man guilty for peacefully holding a religious assembly, Conventicle Act or not.

      William Penn later came to America, and founded Pennsylvania. He advocated the idea that a panel of Juror-peers would be the final arbiter of the law, and this was encoded into the U.S. Constitution and Law in this country. The institution of the Jury as the final check/balance on the Government has been eroded over time in this country, but there are efforts to bring it back. The Fully-Informed Jury Association is one organization which seeks to educate Jurors of their rights, responsibilities, and powers, as well as restore their political function. Common Sense Justice is an organization in South Dakota with a FIJA amendment on the state election ballot this fall. Read up on Fully-Informed Juries, and if you are called to serve as a Juror, take your rights and responsibilities seriously.

    9. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The problem is, you need to get the other jurors to understand agree with you."

      Only if you have some selfish reason for that,
      like, getting out of jury duty tomorrow, the next
      day, etc. Otherwise, why not stick to your beliefs, and make sure the other people in the jury room understand that they have done nothing
      to sway you from your conviction, and they have to choose to ask the judge to remove you from the jury (which would involve a new trial in most cases), or to wait until the judge realizes this jury will not be unanimous. Everybody involved will try to intimidate you, and the judge will even inform the jury that the whole nullification of laws thing is somewhat bogus. But that doesn't mean you can actually be coerced into making a decision. The jury as a whole can be directed by the judge, but that's a different matter. In those cases, the jury doesn't even deliberate. The judge simply informs the jury that there are no questions of fact or law to be considered, and that the jury is directed to return a verdict of foo. There is process even at this point that can challenge that decision but it's hardly likely to happen in such circumstances -- it is usually used when the [consel for] both the plaintiff and defendant have come to terms in the judges' chamber, and when the court is back in session, the judge informs the jury that their services are not needed, basically because there isn't a trial anymore.

      If a jury actually spends a seriously long time deliberating on a civil case, this will annoy everyone involved in the court, especially the judge. He's going to want to know why it's taking a long time, and offer to clarify any points. But if there is a juror who holds out steadfastly for a not guilty when the rest of the jury wants guilty, you're probably going to end up with a mistrial or a dismissal.

    10. Re:*sigh* by alphaCoward · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the Babylon 5 comment: You are trying to use the letter of the law to defy the spirit of the law...... Taking things too literally i guess is what lawyers are here for, no amiguitiy, rule by the book not from your head.. but the book was written before the internet, when time and innovation was moving at a fraction of what it is today.....

    11. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got called to pay my "voting tax" next week (Jury Duty), and I would dread being on a case like this. While common sense would have me acquit on the basis that a broad "patent" like this is a mockery of the Office, and that even if eBay were abusing it with intent, I'd still not have much sympathy for this guy -- it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means (since laws are no longer by the people -- if you need a lawyer to explain a law, there's something WRONG!).

      Actually, that isn't true. You don't have to vote according to what the law says. You need to read up on jury nullification! The Fully Informed Jury Association is a good place to start: Jurors' Handbook

    12. Re:*sigh* by Fjord · · Score: 1

      While I mostly agree with you, we are not in a capitalist system. Capitalism was shown to not work before Marx could read. In the 1800's, the robber barons of this country and Europe cause severe problems because of nearly pure capitalism. Now we have a hybrid of capitalism and socialism that does work more effectively than either pure system.

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    13. Re:*sigh* by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means

      This is a common misconception. If juries were obliged to base their decisions on literal interpretations of the law, what would be the point of having juries at all? Juries are made up of people, and people have common sense. This is intentional.

      Of course, if the attorneys on either side find out you know about this during juror selection, you won't be serving on that case -- lawyers don't like presenting to unpredictable jurors.

    14. Re:*sigh* by rossz · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yes, the jury has the right (and in my opinion, the duty) to disregard a bad law.

      "...the jury has the power to bring in a verdict in the teeth of both law and facts," Oliver Wendel Holmes, 1920 Homing v DC, 244 US 135.

      "...The jury possesses "the undisputed power to acquit, even if its verdict is con- trary to the law as given by the judge and contrary to the evidence." 1969 U.S. v Moylan, 417 F2d 1002

      "...The jury has an "unreviewable and reversible power... to acquit in disregard of the instruction on the law given by the trial judge." 1972 U.S. v Dougherty, 473 F2d 1113

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    15. Re:*sigh* by Consul · · Score: 2

      Both of the above statements are wrong. The Jury does not have the power to have a law re-examined or repealed by issuing a verdict.

      Okay, I did word that wrong. I did indeed mean, that the jury can disregard a law they feel is bad, and return the "Not Guilty" verdict.

      But like you said, the judges and attorneys don't like this, and will use all of their power to try to smite you to the lowest pit of hell if you exercise what is essentially a fundamental right.

      I am, of course, not a lawyer. :o)

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    16. Re:*sigh* by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I got called to pay my "voting tax" next week (Jury Duty), and I would dread being on a case like this. While common sense would have me acquit on the basis that a broad "patent" like this is a mockery of the Office, and that even if eBay were abusing it with intent, I'd still not have much sympathy for this guy -- it's still the law, and I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means (since laws are no longer by the people -- if you need a lawyer to explain a law, there's something WRONG!).

      Ahhh, but "obviousness" is a valid defense against a claim of infringement. _Proving_ obviousness seems harder.

      And, since you read slashdot, you obviously know too much to be allowed to sit on jury for a software patent infringement case. One side or the other would insist you go...
    17. Re:*sigh* by nathanh · · Score: 2
      The first is the communist system. It's a great idea in principle, but as anyone older than 15 will tell you, it just doesn't work.

      Tell that to China.

      The other is the capitalist system we are in - which has been proven to work great.

      USA is socialist, not capitalist.

    18. Re:*sigh* by Delwin · · Score: 1

      Actually... You don't have to vote the way the Law says. It's called 'Jury Nullification'.

    19. Re:*sigh* by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      What a bunch of crap! There is nothing wrong or immoral with asserting your rights. There's two models of society: One where everyone works only for the greater good, not caring about personal gain. The other where everyone focuses only on satisfying their personal goals.

      Uh, what a bunch of crap. Sure, you've nailed the difference between communism and capitalism, but you didn't read your Ayn Rand close enough. (I've never read any Ayn Rand, so I don't hold that against you.) In *all* systems, *everyone* focuses on satisfying personal goals. If you want all the starving masses to have food, that is still a personal goal. In a communist system, the government is a powerful force that may be used to satisfy those goals. In an ideal (Randian) capitalist system, the government is not a powerful force that may be used to satisfy those goals.

      The fact that we have a government granting legal rights to intellectual property of this type shows very well that we do not have the second model of society you describe. I understand you agree that this is a frivolous patent. The patent holder is using the might of the US government to control other people's behavior. To a capitalist, that is immoral. We have accepted this level of immorality when it means that we gain access to new technologies.

      It would be ok for the patent holder to limit us if the patent were good, and it would not be ok for the patent holder to limit us if the patent were bad. Just because he has the US Federal Marshals on his side doesn't make it morally ok.

      P.S. I'm anything but a Randian capitalist, but it always upsets me when I see bullshit in action. If you're going to spout the capitalist line, do it right.

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    20. Re:*sigh* by donutello · · Score: 2

      Jeez. Regardless of the system, the governments role continues to be to uphold the law and protect individual and collective property rights. In this case, eBay would be infringing upon the patent holders property rights and the government would play a valid role in interfering there.

      Anyway, my point was not about Randian capitalism at all (I haven't read any Rand either). My point was about the implicit shame in asserting ones individual rights against the greater good. The author of the parent post said the patent holder should give up his rights because that would somehow lead to the greater good (i.e. prop up eBay in a faltering economy). That is utter nonsense and causing someone to give up their own rights (either by force of law or by collective guilt) is counterproductive as the communists discovered because it removes the incentive to produce.

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    21. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you heared motion for judgment notwithstanding the verdict? Basic procedure at trial... # # # BUY IT / SELL IT / TRADE IT www.digiapple.com

    22. Re:*sigh* by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Um, yeah. On rereading the original post, I see exactly what you mean.

      He wasn't saying it was wrong to attack ebay because there was something wrong about the application of IP, he was simply saying that it was wrong to attack ebay because they employ people and are in the black. Your post addressed that directly and appropriately. I'll go sit down.

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    23. Re:*sigh* by Storm+Damage · · Score: 2

      I've looked up this practice, and it appears to be the same practice that is mentioned on the FIJA site as an argument in favor of fully-informed Juries (or at least the argument that fully-informed Juries are bad for defendants because bigoted juries might return unfavorable verdicts). That is, if a jury returns a horrible verdict to the detriment of the defendent, the judge still is empowered to show leniency to the defendent. I can't find any mention of this ever being used in any way than on the defendant's behalf. If you can cite a case to the contrary, I'd be very interested to see it.

    24. Re:*sigh* by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      > However, the Jury DOES have the power, and the right, to find a defendent "Not Guilty" for any reason.
      > William Penn advocated the idea that a panel of Juror-peers would be the final arbiter of the law, and this was encoded into the U.S. Constitution and Law in this country.

      Correct. Here's the relevent parts:

      Article III
      Clause 3: The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

      And

      Amendment VII

      In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

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    25. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the "Boston Nanny" case a few years back. The jury returned a pretty harsh verdict, but then the judge decided to somehow overrule the jury and make the pnishment more lenient. I was fairly disturbed at the time, that the judge would even have the right to do that.

  49. NASDAQ as prior art by GGardner · · Score: 4, Interesting


    The Nasdaq has been running on-line "auctions" for quite some time now. The patent claims the autions are for "used goods and collectibles", and stocks probably don't count as "used goods or collectibles" (except for my portfolio...) but come on, that's a pretty small difference...

    1. Re:NASDAQ as prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, precious metals would be a good example. [Who want want a used coffee bean or pork belly?]

    2. Re:NASDAQ as prior art by 0WaitState · · Score: 2

      The Nasdaq has been running on-line "auctions" for quite some time now. The patent claims the autions are for "used goods and collectibles", and stocks probably don't count as "used goods or collectibles" (except for my portfolio...) but come on, that's a pretty small difference...

      Bzzt... wrong. Nasdaq is not an auction system. In between the buyers and sellers you have market makers who create "liquidity" (translation: milk the spread between bid and asked price). When you sell a stock on nasdaq, you're selling to a market maker, who then turns around and sells it to a buyer, usually within a second. This is one of the reasons Nasdaq's volume numbers are considered inflated. Sound needlessly complex, and easily replaceable by a transparent auction system? Yes, but then how would insiders milk the system for a guaranteed profit on every trade?

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  50. use it or lose it by forkboy · · Score: 2

    Isn't there a clause in patent law about making an effort to protect your idea or losing rights to it? Or am I thinking of trademark/copyright law?

    It sounds to me like this guy was sitting on his patent until the time was right to sue, which should force him to lose his rights to the idea. (the ethics of which I will not go into as I'm in agreement with 99.999% of /. on the concept of software patents)

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  51. Bar code scanners and printers? by bcarlson · · Score: 1

    If I read it correctly, there was a requirement of bar code scanners and printers at the server location... I'm guessing eBay doesn't have/need those. Next it listed a single computer as the system for storing images, and 'textual data' to the database system. I think it's safe to say eBay uses multiple computers for doing this. IANAL, but I would think that they've taken the concept much further than this guy's silly excuse for a patent.

    Oh, and you haven't already done so, please commence shunning people who hold silly patents, AND attempt to enforce them.

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    1. Re:Bar code scanners and printers? by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      BUSTED! Im QUITE sure Ebay doesnt have items 3&4, they dont deal in bar codes because they dont deal with the items directly.

      1. A system for presenting a data record of a good for sale to a market for goods, said market for goods having an interface to a wide area communication network for presenting and offering goods for sale to a purchaser, a payment clearing means for processing a purchase request from said purchaser, a database means for storing and tracking said data record of said good for sale, a communications means for communicating with said system to accept said data record of said good and a payment means for transferring funds to a user of said system, said system comprising:

      a digital image means for creating a digital image of a good for sale;

      a user interface for receiving textual information from a user;

      a bar code scanner;

      a bar code printer;

      a storage device;

      a communications means for communicating with the market; and

      a computer locally connected to said digital image means, said user interface, said bar code scanner, said bar code printer, said storage device and said communications means, said computer adapted to receive said digital image of said good for sale from said digital image means, generate a data record of said good for sale, incorporate said digital image of said good for sale into said data record, receive a textual description of said good for sale from said user interface, store said data record on said storage device, transfer said data record to the market for goods via said communications means and receive a tracking number for said good for sale from the market for goods via said communications means, store said tracking number from the market for goods in said data record on said storage device and printing a bar code from said tracking number on said bar code printer.

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    2. Re:Bar code scanners and printers? by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

      This is how I read it as well. Most of the independent claims are pretty explicit in that they define the system as having to include client peripherals such as bar code scanners and/or digital cameras and/or printers etc.

      Also, I think the guy tried too hard to use "patentese" to obfuscate the obviousness of his concept. I think he lost some of the meaning his the translation to "apparatus [of wordy double speak description]" when he was just describing an ordinary computer. Either that or maybe he was really trying to describe a system of proprietary terminals (like Bloomberg machines) in which case this probably shouldn't have such broad applicability.

      Even if the patent covers the entire concept of online auctions as we know them, I wonder how practical it really is? eBay may provide the auction infrastructure but sellers and buyers are responsible for whether and how they scan pictures, enter text, and print copies. How is eBay expected to know and be responsible for whether a particular customer owns a printer or scanner?

      On the other hand, eBay did want to buy this patent. Was this a precautionary action against frivolous lawsuits or did they intend to use it against competitors? They'll have a tough time convincing a court that it should be declared invalid if it can be convincingly argued that they were hoping to buy it to launch lawsuits of their own.

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  52. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by fmaxwell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Just because moronic Americans pronounce

    It was the Americans that had the foresight and intelligence to correct idiotic spellings that the British imposed. Examples include:

    color vs. colour
    check vs. cheque
    maneuver vs. manoeuvre
    license vs. licence

    Given the British penchant for inconsistency and convoluted spellings of what should be easy-to-spell words, Americans are far less "moronic" than the British when it comes to the English language.

  53. Who actually made it happen!? by rawsocket · · Score: 1

    I don't get how someone can just have an idea, do nothing at all to try and make it work, give up, patent it, and then sue a company that actually built the idea and made it work? someone should just patent woolstons consciousness already!

  54. so... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    In this brave new age of patent ambushes, I need to be reminded...

    Tell me again how using open source's evil viral licensing might one day affect your company's valuable IP and business processes at some future date?

  55. Nonsense by pubjames · · Score: 2


    If we can patent "business methods" that come about because of new technology, what's to stop me doing a bit of crystal ball gazing and patenting things that might be possible in a few years time?

    Let's see... In a few years time, mobile phones with video are likely to become commonplace. So, what new business method might arise because of that? OK, how about this. Florists where you can phone your order through and actually see the actual bunch of flowers that are going to be sent in your name, and perhaps make changes to the arrangement via the phone. That will probably happen. And now I can patent it!

    Hey that was easy. Think of an idea and sit back and wait. In a couple of decades I might be richer than Bill Gates!

    1. Re:Nonsense by lunenburg · · Score: 3, Informative

      You kid, but I remember a story from a year or so ago about this guy who has made his career by looking for trends in industry, filing a very broad, generic patent, and ammending it to become more specific as the technology solidifies, and going after the people who invented the technology for patent royalties.

      I searched the archives and google, but wasn't able to find a link to the story. Maybe someone else remembers the story, too.

    2. Re:Nonsense by Bear13 · · Score: 1

      try looking up "submarine patent"...
      Oh, and skip the first couple obvious submarine patents... your looking for the practice of "submarine patents" not patents on submarines.

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  56. Ebay wasn't the first by nuggz · · Score: 2

    I won't argue that ebay wasn't the first auction site, but I'm not aware of any back in April 95, which you would need to be prior art to his patent.

    1. Re:Ebay wasn't the first by mkldev · · Score: 1


      I recall being told of auction and sale activity going on on the UnderNet back when I was in high school, which would make it no later than June of '95, and since it was obviously established when I heard about it... you do the math.

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  57. I'm no patent lawyer by eberry · · Score: 1

    Ok, I know nothing about patents. But I thought you could patent the same idea over and over, modifying it slightly. And you were only infringing upon a particular patent if you followed it exactly.

    The patent (No. 5,845,265) states "...using a database on one computer to store digital images, text descriptions, prices and legally binding offers..." But ebay does not do this. As far as I know ebay does not host images, they are hosted else where by the seller and are referenced from ebay. Ergo ebay isn't infringing upon this patent. Any patent lawyers out there that can explain this to me?

    Even besides all this how can someone possible patent such simple concepts as "accepting payment" and "a marketplace for used goods." Currency was invented a long time ago, as was flea markets.

    Perhaps it's time for the patent office to be run by a non-profit group instead of the government. Which is clearly incapable of handling money, security and 'now' patents.

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    1. Re:I'm no patent lawyer by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      But I thought you could patent the same idea over and over, modifying it slightly. And you were only infringing upon a particular patent if you followed it exactly.

      You (and almost everyone else commenting on this topic) should read a primer on what constitutes a patentable invention.

      Here is one:

      http://arti.indiana.edu/ott/inventors/034a.html

  58. Would you feel differently by wiredog · · Score: 2

    if eBay had bought the patent, and then filed lawsuits?

  59. Sue EVERYBODY! by Kristoffor · · Score: 1

    I just want you all to know that I am sueing each of you for posting messages on a computer run message board. I currently hold patent #1234567890 which gives me the right to said technology. I am willing to settle out of court for 1 million US dollars each.

  60. Patent gnomes! by keiferb · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Patent
    Step 2. ...
    Step 3. Profit!

  61. Patent seems a wee bit differnt.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    It covers collectible or used goods auctioing which is automated in a local area. Sounds like it is a U-Scan type system for a small auction house or something at the mall. Not a WWW enabled auctioneer. Gotta love it when people patent things and don't do anything other then sue, isn't America great. Oh well back to work on that "Bubble Sort" Patent of mine.

  62. it took him 4 years? by randomErr · · Score: 2

    Why did it take him 4 years since he first got the patent to do something about? He got his first patent in 1998, and in 2000 eBay came to the guy and tried buy access to his patent.

    eBay didn't get what they wanted so they went out, improved on the concept[not the patent] and made money.

    Sounds like this is more about sour grapes then patent infringement.

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  63. Read the patent by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1
    Claim 1 of the patent requires that the "market maker" computer have:
    • a digital image means for creating a digital image of a good for sale;
    • a user interface for receiving textual information from a user;
    • a bar code scanner;
    • a bar code printer;
    Unless ebay has been holding back their digital camera from me, I'd say there's no infringement.

    The reason ebay dropped out of the licensing talks is probably because they realized there's no infringement.

    --Joe

  64. Does this sound familiar??? by The+American+Revolut · · Score: 1

    Forgive me if I seem newbieish but I only know about patents what I read here and the linked article.

    Patent 6,000,000
    This patent covers a method of holding automated sales using computers, databases and the Internet to register and link buyers to a seller, and facilitate transactions.

    Change a couple of words and we could patent e-commerce. Better hurry!!!!

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    -An American Revolutionary
  65. More Stupid Patents by maddskillz · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...I think I will patent Democracy. Then you can pay me one trillion dollars to remain a democracy, or become communists.
    Seriously though, you shouldn't be able to patent things like this that are so generic. If you come up with an original idea, but as if it took a lot of thought to come up with this!

    1. Re:More Stupid Patents by maxentius · · Score: 1

      "Hmmm...I think I will patent Democracy. Then you can pay me one trillion dollars to remain a democracy, or become communists."

      No, it will be $1 trillion for an unlimited user license; otherwise, it's $10,000 per enfranchised individual. And children will not be grandfathered.

      --
      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of neurons.
  66. An entirely new business model! by billwie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think we are looking at an entirely new business model here and a new field that is rapidly growing! Move over dot coms here come the big players of the 21st century and the beauty of it is that you don't have to work to meet your goals all you have do is have an idea and get the patend first.

    I wonder if this is not the single largest problem with a service economy, defining the value that you produce. Put another way, if this guy sold shares in his company, MercExchange, publicly would you buy them? And what would that say about you?

  67. Patents, Trademarks, and Copyright by ACNeal · · Score: 0

    You have smooshed them all together in one big mass of confusion.

    As others have pointed out, you must defend your trademark in order to keep it.

    There is a law similar to what you are talking about, but it refers to specifically trying to camoflauge your patent. You still aren't forced to enforce it right away.

    You are responsible of enforcing your patent yourself, as a matter of civil law. This is different from Copyrights, in which the government is obliged to protect your IP as a matter of criminal law.

    Trademarks = civil = must enforce or can lose

    Patent = civil = may or may not enforce, can't lose (unless found to be invalid after issued)

    Copyright = criminal = government enforces, can't lose

    1. Re:Patents, Trademarks, and Copyright by No+One · · Score: 1

      Actually, copyright infringement can be civil or criminal. If the copyright owner goes after you, it's a civil proceeding. If the copyright owner gets the FBI to go after you, (generally, if you're a large-scale illegal commercial operation), it's a criminal action.

      I'm not sure whether patent or trademark infringement can be criminal, though.

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      There is no sin except stupidity -- Oscar Wilde
  68. My patent by jasonditz · · Score: 1

    A patent on the posting of redundant, karma draining material. This patent also applies to the method of getting posts moderated -1, Troll.

  69. Online Banking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Europe online banking is also patented. Take a look at this: http://www.delphion.com/details?&pn=EP00504287 B1 Hopefully the patent laws will be changed when it starts to hurt the big companies.

    1. Re:Online Banking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry bad link - here is another one which works:

      http://www.softwarepatenter.dk/netbank.html

  70. I remember buying items on the old Prodigy network by zaphod · · Score: 1

    I remember buying baseball cards and other stuff through Prodigy years ago (before the Internet took off). You had to talk about "how many dead presidents" would an item cost since you weren't allowed to openly sell items on Prodigy. How is this different from what the patent tries to stipulate?

    Doesn't this fall under prior use?

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    Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you!
  71. Games? by hrieke · · Score: 2

    Okay, so what about online games?

    In some MMRPG ther are market places where characters meet, sell items to one another or have items up for bid.

    Even though it might be for an imaginary currency for an imaginary object, the system is still the same, so would this guy be able to collect from Sony, EA, Microsoft, etc? Or would the game companies drop the public market place model where this type of action could happen?
    Anywhere where 3 or more characters could meet could be a problem.

    Mighty Hero: I have a magic sword +10 DM that I no longer need. Who wants to buy it from me?
    Newbie: 10 zenny
    Hero wantabe: 20 zenny

    ...

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    1. Re:Games? by Lonath · · Score: 2

      MUDs have been around for 20 years and have had various kinds of commerce and banking and auctions in them. I assume that real money has been trading hands for things from the start.

  72. Good. by Morky · · Score: 1

    It's about time eBay was brought to justice. Hopefully they won't escape their fate like those lawless rogues at Prodigy with "their" hyperlink.

  73. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I, and many others, conducted online auctions via usenet (rec.games.deckmaster.marketplace.auctions) prior to 1995.

  74. Ebay Auction? by yeoua · · Score: 2

    So when is this guy putting his patent up for auction on Ebay?

  75. Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by dspeyer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's an online auction for a bunch of legos in 1994. It's just the first thing I spotted on google groups. Granted, this was USENET, not web, but that's not a big difference, and I think dejanews existed back then. There are older references too.

    BTW, isn't obviousness suposed to be an adequate defense?

    1. Re:Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by Rick_T · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Here's [google.com] an online auction for a bunch
      > of legos in 1994. It's just the first thing I
      > spotted on google groups.

      Online auctions via USENET were going on all the time pre-1995. rec.games.video.classic was a common group (which I frequented) that had online auctions. I ran a few myself before Ebay started and took a little of the "database" work (which I had some custom programs I wrote on my Amiga 500 handling) off my hands. Google had a few of my r.g.v.c auctions from 1994 / 1995, and using advanced search, you can find a few even older. For example (not my auction), message ID 23APR199308590840@watson.bms.com ...

      Sometimes, making something everybody and his pet cat does already a little easier is worth patenting. But "a method of holding automated auctions using computers, databases and the Internet to register and link buyers and sellers, and facilitate transactions" sounds a little obvious to anyone who's run a USENET auction before. Hell, most of the USENET auctioneers were using some sort of database system at the time.

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      -- Rick
    2. Re:Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Obviousness should prevent a patent from being granted.

      Arguements
      usenet isn't centralized
      it isn't as searchable as the ebay database.
      not an auction specific system, the patent is for auction specific not a general purpose communication system.

      I think that the obvious to one skilled in the art isn't fairly evaluated today. Secondly what is obvious today wasn't as obvious 7 years ago (which is the point of disclosure in the patent)

    3. Re:Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Bummer, you already missed the $10,000 bounty.

    4. Re:Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I think that the obvious to one skilled in the art isn't fairly evaluated today.

      I don't know exactly who makes up the patent office, but I agree that it appears they don't know what is obvious or not. Based on some of the patents that have been issued, I get the impression that a patent application goes to the next available patent clerk--not to the next available patent clerk that knows something about the subject. Therein lies the whole problem.

    5. Re:Here's one [was Re:Ebay wasn't the first] by afidel · · Score: 2

      Ebay was far from the first, I remember trading collectibles online on the Cleveland Freenet back in the early 90's, and most of those groups had existed since the mid 80's. I would have to read the specific claims of the patent, but if it is truely as broad as "an online site to trade used and collectable goods" I don't think ebay will have a hard time defending themselves.

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  76. I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is the first ebay post dated 1995/09/12 from google groups: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=pierre-120995 2317370001%40pierre.vip.best.com

    The patent was filed November 7, 1995. Sorry, two months too late!

    1. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Tikiman · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this completely vindicate eBay? Or is there where "patent-pending" makes a difference?

    2. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      dude, i want marky mark's underwear.

    3. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Folks have a year after inventing something to patent it.

    4. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      The patent was filed after Ebay openned, it wasn't even pending yet... and to read it, it doesn't even directly apply. The patent is fairly specific, specific enough to rule out what Ebay does.

    5. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, i want marky mark's underwear.

      What, you mean these?

      Autographed Marky Mark Underwear
      Current bid: $400
      Auction ends on: 09/25/95, 10:09:29 PDT
      Auction started on: 09/11/95, 10:09:29 PDT


      You may be a bit late...

    6. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by gosquad · · Score: 2, Funny


      Oh man! I wish I could go back to 1995:

      Autographed Marky Mark Underwear
      Current bid: $400
      Auction ends on: 09/25/95, 10:09:29 PDT
      Auction started on: 09/11/95, 10:09:29 PDT

      haha

    7. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by azaroth42 · · Score: 2


      Could be that it was patent pending since before Nov 7th, 1995 though?

      --Azaroth

    8. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      fine. i'll take mark wahlberg's underwear.

      satisfied?

    9. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should really do the -right- thing and inform ebay of this, it could quite possibly save them.

    10. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by youngsd · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't work that way. If the "inventor" can show that he had the idea prior to someone else publicly disclosing it, he can still win. He has up to one year after public disclosure to file a patent, so something that shows up two months before his filing is very unlikely to dispose of the patent.

      Also, this patent may claim priority from some earlier patent application(s) (haven't looked, don't know) -- it can be difficult to figure out the actual priority date. It may be earlier than one year ahead of the filing date.

      And yes, I am a former patent attorney, although I have since seen the light and no longer do that.

      -Steve

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    11. Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a close approximation OK? (er, see page 2 for the marky-mark bit).

  77. Favourite rotten bastards quote by forged · · Score: 2
    • "It's not our goal to put eBay out of business. It's our goal to provide just compensation for the patent owner", Robertson said.

    -Yeah, riiiight !

  78. Who cares... by jsonmez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares if he had the idea patented before Ebay. Who cares if Ebay knew about it and willfully violatd the patent. The big thing that matters here is the fact that someone can patents something like "online auctions." That's not what patents were designed for. Patents were designed to protect inventors... inventors of new ideas, not people looking to make a quick buck or own a group of ideas. Auctioning something offline or online should not make a difference. If you can't patent something offline you shouldn't be able to patent it online, it makes no difference. A good majority of these stupid patent claims come from the patent office to allow people to patent things that they normally wouldn't be able to patent, just because they are doing them online.

    1. Re:Who cares... by mengel · · Score: 1
      Just a nit to pick, but...

      Patents were not designed to protect inventors, they were designed to encourage invention, by handing out temporary monopolies to folks who came up with something interesting. It also (perhaps more importantly) requires people to publish how their inventions work in order to get the patent.

      That said, issuing patents for simple obvious things is pretty ridiculous. I propose that folks in the patent office use my new "purple paper" test. Take any pattent application, and substitute "purple paper" for "computer" throughout. If the patent application still reads basically the same as before, don't issue it...

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  79. Loser.....Lawyer......Difference? by totallygeek · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    You thought the L was for Loser and I said it was Lawyer. We were both correct.

  80. Is it just me... by Schnapple · · Score: 2
    ...or has anyone else noticed a pattern here:
    1. Someone claims he invented something painfully obvious (like the question mark). Usually claims he patented it a long time ago. (Given that patents take years to process, this is probably true)
    2. Said someone fires off lawsuit to largest offender of his patent.
    3. World + Slashdot get into a tizzy. Many people (myself included) start to think its time to get rid of the patent system.
    4. World + Slashdot start thinking about how far and wide the patent claim could reach. My favorite example is that guy a while back who claimed a patent on computer graphics - every GUI amd game in history could owe him big time.
    5. Then... Nothing happens. We never hear of this guy again, we never hear of the outcome of the lawsuit, we never hear anything.
    So is it that these lawsuits are being settled out of court for undisclosed terms, are the lawsuits dropped, or are they being pitched out by some (smart) judge?

    And don't we all know that this is what is going to happen here?

    1. Re:Is it just me... by debest · · Score: 1

      I'd say that very few of these (or any) "high profile" patent cases EVER make it to a jury or judge to render a decision. (An obvious exception is the BT hyperlink patent, but that wasn't in N. America.) Well before that time, it will already be obvious which way the decision will come down, and one of two things will happen:

      1) In the case where the plantiff will prevail, the defendant will quietly licence the technology from the patent holder;
      2) In the case where the defendant will prevail, the plantiff will quietly drop the suit.

      This happens because to continue to a verdict will only cost both sides more time and legal fees.

      Unfortunately, it also serves to continue the status quo. Until one of these cases gets really nasty in public and goes to a decision (and then likely appeals), then there will be no pressure placed on the patent system to reform.

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  81. we had auctions on BBS's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in my c64 days.

    I remember a BBS in particular (actually a network of them) that was very eBay-like, and had hundreds of users selling, bidding and buying in much the same fashion.

    Does the "internet" really make a difference, here? Isn't this prior art?

    I mean the guys just another extortionist that uses the system instead of a baseball bat.

    I'd really be interested in reading the original ruling that made it okee-fine to patent 'business practices'. Did it make sense in context of the case? Was it a loony judge who wants to make law, rather than interpret it? Can someone point me in the right direction?

  82. sueing the suers by coditoergosum · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder when someone will think of patenting the act of "Filing a lawsuit for patent infringment". :)

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  83. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by spakka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Given the British penchant for inconsistency and convoluted spellings of what should be easy-to-spell words

    Huh?

    tap vs. faucet

    lift vs. elevator

  84. Put the online auction patent on eBay! by Boone^ · · Score: 2

    I'd love to see the bidding war and the snipe attempts if this yay-hoo were to list his patent on eBay.

  85. Sorry, just can't buy it. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, it strikes me as proper that a patent would be used to protect an individual's invention (in this case, a business process, which is allowed under current rules) against a large and otherwise unasailable uberCompany.

    One. Patents are not made to stifle business. They are made to protect the inventor.

    However, the whole concept of inventing an "online auction" is so damnably ridiculous that there is no way that he should ever have been granted a patent for it. This whole argument is founded in the fact that the man said "uh, auction on a computer!" and got a patent. WTF ever. Auctions have been around for centuries. People can not apply the phrase on a computer on the back of every tried and true business model and expect to get royalties or the ability to sue the bejesus out of people.

    Oh, and when you use the phrase unasailable uber-company, it makes us all think of you as a useless leftie that thinks that eBay is "evil" simply because it is big. The last thing I checked that eBay did to ruin or world and our freedoms was consume electricity. So go attack Dow Chemical, Halliburton, or McDonald's. All eBay has done for me is make sure that I am not getting price gouged. At the very least, if you are going to go after corporate America, go after the ones that are fucking up people's health, the government, and the planet.

    1. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the conflict!

      Slashbots know that big and successful is always wrong - yet patents on business methods must also be wrong. Oh, who to support!

    2. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Rayonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One. Patents are not made to stifle business. They are made to protect the inventor.

      One. Patents are not made to protect the inventor. They are made to give people incentive to invent.

    3. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by dhogaza · · Score: 2

      All eBay has done for me is make sure that I am not getting price gouged.

      They have? Given that it's easy to find used camera equipment being sold on eBay at prices higher than outfits like B&H offer for the same thing brand-new, I'd say eBay doesn't do this at all.

    4. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you don't think that giving inventors protection to make money from their inventions is an incentive?

    5. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by AlexCompy · · Score: 2, Informative

      "One. Patents are not made to stifle business. They are made to protect the inventor."

      That is actually merely a by-product of the stated true aim of patents (or any intellectual property protection).

      IP is created insofar as it "promotes progress in science and the useful arts" (apologies for the misquote, but I don't have the US Constitution in front of me).

      It has been discussed by some pretty weighty academics over the last 200 years. Patents are not designed to "reward" an "inventor" but to encourage people to invent who otherwise wouldn't bother.

      It is this goal of patents that most clearly shows the manifest failure of patents in the technology sector: online auctions were bound to happen sooner or later, by giving a patent on it, no-one has been encouraged to invent, but someone is being rewarded.

    6. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it is not to give them incentive to invent, it is to give them protection that once they invent something, someone can't just go and steal the idea. The incentive is that once a patent is granted, they can then safely (and hopefully) reap the financial rewards from marketing or licensing it. A patent alone is not the incentive.

      People still have incentive to invent new things without patents. They can choose to keep them secret and hold on to them for as long as they like. If they do so, and someone out finds a way to duplicate it, then they have no protection.

      I once heard the example of this using Intel and Coca-Cola.

      Intel invents some new technology...lets say a new super-scaler pipeline for the sake of arguments. They file a patent and must state how it works. AMD can see the patent and how they do it, but they can't duplicate it exactly since it is patented. Intel is granted protection for some period of time. Eventually, this new super-scaler pipeline won't be benificial anymore since a newer super-duper-scaler pipeline was just invented. Then the old expired patent doesn't matter since it is virtually worthless.

      Coca-Cola on the otherhand came out with a newly "invented" formula for Coca-Cola. They don't want Pepsi to find out how they make it, so they decide to keep it a trade secret. Coca Cola has the ability to keep it a secret forever...but Pepsi is free to try to duplicate the taste and market their version of the beverage.

    7. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      if you are going to go after corporate America, go after the ones that are fucking up people's health, the government, and the planet

      Unless I misinterpreted your words, you have implied that the private sector has the ability to corrupt government. This is impossible. Because government holds a monopoly on the use of force, only government can allow, or generate, corruption in government. Even in the instances where government and private business have closely collaberated in corruption, at the root of the government's participation is government, not the private sector.

      "Corruption" implies an initiation of force against others (fraud for instance). Since a private civilian cannot possibly force government to do something it doesn't want to, the only possible way for government to become corrupt is for government itself to allow corruption.

      BTW I completely agree with the notion that business models should not be patentable (actually I do not support any type of patent whatsoever).

    8. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by WEFUNK · · Score: 3, Insightful
      People can not apply the phrase on a computer on the back of every tried and true business model and expect to get royalties or the ability to sue the bejesus out of people.

      Oh yeah, well I'm going to claim:

      "1. A method of commerce comprising:

      creating a first trade channel for a predetermined good or service between a first entity and second entity, using, at least in part, an interconnected network of computers; and

      eliminating, simultaneously or nearly simultaneously, a second trade channel for said predetermined good or service between said first entity and a third entity."
      Oh wait, that's already been done in "Methods and Systems for Commerce" just one of the many business method patents that reference the auction patent, which appears to be one of the pioneers of just slapping "on a computer" or "over the internet" or "using an electronic database" onto an existing business model to come up with a patent. Look for these guys to start suing EVERYONE.

      Most of the referencing patents were filed at the height of the dot com boom and are just being approved now, including ones from priceline and lendingtree. Expect to see a whole lot more of these lawsuits as troubled and bankrupt companies, and their creditors and investors, start preying on the dot com survivors and other established businesses with their newly approved patents.
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    9. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thank you, Ayn Rand.

    10. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by squaretorus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      At the very least, if you are going to go after corporate America, go after the ones that are fucking up people's health, the government, and the planet.


      But surely we WANT them to fuck up the government!!!

    11. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by opposume · · Score: 0

      Well, for someone who does ALOT of shoping on e-bay, I can honestly say that if you do your homework and use a little bit of that 6th sense (common) You can do JUST fine. Quite often when you see things on e-bay that are inflated WAY over the cost of new (which, by the way, there is alot of NEW equipment on e-bay, not just used) It is either the seller trying to inflate their own profits, OR you won't see any bids on it at all. Also, in my opinion on this whole e-bay dabocal is that no matter what the pattent holder sais or does, e-bay will still exist. He may become slightly richer, but that's about it. I say good for ebay for making this guys thing work. He obviously didn't. LOL

      --
      I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
    12. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Insightful
      [Patents] are made to give people incentive to invent.

      This is the rationale, not the implementation. The implementation most certainly qualifies as "protection". Patent law works by "protecting" the patent holder from competition in the market, which would certainly arise in the absence of patent law, given that the product in question is valued by others.

    13. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Ngeran · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This whole argument is founded in the fact that the man said "uh, auction on a computer!" and got a patent.

      Actually, I have to disagree here. Quoting from the article:

      He filed his idea with the patent office in April 1995 and founded MercExchange to try to turn the idea into a business. But he couldn't raise the funding and eventually turned to the business of licensing his patents to other companies.

      So he made a good faith attempt to raise the funding to produce the item listed in the patent, but couldn't get the money for it. Just because he may have made the attempt when there wasn't billions of dollars of capital available for anyone that mentioned the word "Internet" doesn't mean that he should be punished for that fact. My gripe is the folks that file for patents without any intention of ever attempting to implement it.
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      if( read(this) ) { you = programmer; }
    14. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Any time. ;)

    15. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by eris_crow · · Score: 1

      Three. (You skipped a number, by the way. :-) People don't need any incentive to invent; they did it for tens of thousands of years without any patent system and things worked out just fine. Patents are purely about helping to secure profits for inventors and at this point (and in this particular case) patents are also used to secure profits for non-inventors, all at the expense of the greater society.

      I have to say that the proper response to patent abuse is to ignore the patents entirely. Defy the businesses and government institutions that enforce this corrupt system through non-violent civil disobedience. Only when people en masse demand that fairness and sanity govern the system will we see any change for the better.

    16. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      IP is created insofar as it "promotes progress in science and the useful arts" (apologies for the misquote, but I don't have the US Constitution in front of me).

      To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries (Article I, Section 8).

      --
      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
    17. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Ethanol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it is not to give them incentive to invent, it is to give them protection that once they invent something, someone can't just go and steal the idea.

      Actually, it's to give inventors an incentive to publicize their inventions so that (after a lapse of time) the inventions will become public domain. That's the sole purpose, the raison d'etre. The alternative would be inventors keeping their ideas as trade secrets as the only possible defense against competition, and that would be worse for society as a whole because other inventors would then be unable to build on the work and advance the state of the art.

      Problem is, the way patents are enforced makes it easy to start thinking of ideas as "property" that can be "stolen"--which is, if you really think about it, absurd. But we've all been mentally contaminated by this false notion of "intellectual property", and now people think that patents are based on some kind of god-given right to profit from whatever you happen to think of first at the expense of whomever happens to think of it second.

    18. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Deven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So he made a good faith attempt to raise the funding to produce the item listed in the patent, but couldn't get the money for it. Just because he may have made the attempt when there wasn't billions of dollars of capital available for anyone that mentioned the word "Internet" doesn't mean that he should be punished for that fact. My gripe is the folks that file for patents without any intention of ever attempting to implement it.

      I'll give him some credit for attempting to implement the idea. That puts him on higher moral ground than the bottomfeeders whose entire business model is based on patent extortion.

      However, the fact remains that the patent probably never should have been granted in the first place. Patents are supposed to protect nonobvious inventions, and we're seeing droves of patents granted that are patently obvious. I believe software patents and business method patents are particularly susceptible to this sort of stupidity, and should be subject to heightened scrutiny as a result.

      I'm not categorically opposed to all software patents; RSA was a brilliant invention deserving of a software patent if anything was. It was a true invention, and now that the patent has expired, it's in the public domain, for the benefit of all. This is the sort of innovation that patents exist to encourage, and the only justification for them.

      The problem is that the USPTO is out of control, granting ridiculous patents on everything from XOR cursors and one-click shopping to swinging sideways on a swing! If the USPTO actually applied the "nonobvious" test properly, very few patents would be granted, and they could serve their intended purpose. Instead, the current system is legalized extortion, and a great tool to dampen economic activity.

      Discuss the most egregious examples (like swinging sideways) with your congresscritter. That's the only way this situation might improve.

      --

      Deven

      "Simple things should be simple, and complex things should be possible." - Alan Kay

    19. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by AlexCompy · · Score: 1

      Ah well, not a million miles off. Frankly I'm quite pleased with myself. Not bad for a lazy no-good limey...

    20. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* which appears to be one of the pioneers of just slapping "on a computer" or "over the internet" or "using an electronic database" onto an existing business model to come up with a patent. *)

      Here is the dot-com patent generating algorithm:

      h = openFile("regular_business_behavior.txt");
      while (w = readNextWord(h)) {
      if random(0.0,1.0)) > 0.96 {
      w = w + " using a computer ";
      }
      print(w);
      }

      Only 7 lines of code to replace a dot-com patent fiend.

    21. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by leshert · · Score: 2

      A wonderfully circular argument. I can paraphrase:

      Unless I misinterpreted your words, you have implied that the private sector has the ability to destroy the planet. This is impossible. Because currently all participants in the private sector are residents of our planet, only the planet can allow, or generate, the destruction of the planet.

      I don't mean any disrespect, but I think the fallacy here is anthropomorphizing "government". The government is not a cohesive whole; it is made up of individuals, whose actions cannot always be extrapolated to be actions of "the government".

      Also, corruption doesn't need to involve force; it can involve positive feedback only (enticement), which is often the case in government corruption.

      BTW, I also agree with the main point, that business model patents do more harm than good.

    22. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Now that you've read the first chapter in "Libertarianism in 24 Hours", go ahead and read the other 23.

      Government does not have a monopoly on the use of force. Insted it has a monopoly on the legal use of force. There is a subtle difference. Private citizens can, and do, initiate force all the time. It's called "crime". To pretend that government is immune to the application of force is like pretending one mob boss cannot murder another.

      Of course, you are correct in a tiny way, because no person can be corrupted unless they allow themselves to be corrupted. Since governments are composed entirely of people, the same situation applies.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    23. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      OK, I was a bit too wordy and went off on a tangent. My point was that only members of government can generate corruption in government, because members of government cannot be forced into corruption by members of the private sector. The private sector can provide *incentive* for corruption in government (ex. campaign donations in exchange for tax breaks), but in the end, it takes a member of government to step over the line and engage in corruption. You can attempt to bribe government, but you cannot forcibly alter the function of government. Only government itself (a member of government, as you said) can do this.

      I simply wanted to disprove the notion that corruption in government can be *caused* by the private sector. It cannot. Any time we encounter corruption in government, the root cause can be traced to a decision made by a member (or group of members) of government.

    24. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALOT: Airborne Lightweight Optical Tracking

      I don't get the eBay connection.

    25. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Insted it has a monopoly on the legal use of force.

      Close, but no cigar. Government holds a monopoly on the *initiation* of force (force as a means to an end, or a "business model" so to speak). I should have been clear about that, admittedly. Consider that the term "legal" is defined by government in the first place, so we're walking a circular rope by defining government's use of force via "legality". And don't forget about self-defense, which is a type of force that can be used legally by civilians.

      There is a subtle difference.

      I would hardly call it subtle. I would call it fundamental. The orginization called government is *defined* by it's monopoly on [the initiation of] force. In fact, this is the only definition or description of government which stands under *all* circumstances, at any point in history, under any society. At the bottom of anything and everything that government does is [the initiation of] force.

    26. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      You must be right since you have 1 flawed example of a specialized area..

    27. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

      Patent# 11,010,101:

      "The Universal Patent: A system, method, function, model, device or idea for permuting all possible ideas and immediately patenting them. Then, identifying infringers and immediately issuing 'cease-and-desist' notices followed by lawsuits."

      All the lawyers at the bottom of the sea: the sharks should check their wallets.

      --
      The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
    28. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Kelmenson · · Score: 1
      People can not apply the phrase on a computer on the back of every tried and true business model and expect to get royalties or the ability to sue the bejesus out of people.
      Not true. As I'm sure the many Slashdot readers who have read it can say, the book "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman" (by Richard Feynman) lists Feynman doing basically that, once nuclear energy was discovered. He and some other government employees sat around in a room thinking of everything that could possibly be powered by nuclear energy and filing patents. As a result, Feynman held the patents for atomic submarines and atomic airplanes... (I tried to dig up the links to the patents, but the USPTO search is miserable).
    29. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to take the next step in utilizing patents to make personal profit through exploiting intellectual property rights and the patent process. Get this:

      I'm taking a patent out on sexual activity ON THE COMPUTER!

      Now anyone who engages in any sexually related activity, whether it be looking at pr0n and wiggling the lizard, adult webcams, 2 men on IRC (one pretending to be a young lady) doing cyber --all of it! they will all have to pay me royalties!

    30. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      ... and it's also impossible to cross the road, because before you can cross the road, you must cross half the road. And before you can cross the remaining half, you will cross half the remaining half. Always leaving some non-zero distance between you and the other side of the road.

      --

      -pyrrho

    31. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coca-Cola on the otherhand came out with a newly "invented" formula for Coca-Cola. They don't want Pepsi to find out how they make it, so they decide to keep it a trade secret. Coca Cola has the ability to keep it a secret forever...but Pepsi is free to try to duplicate the taste and market their version of the beverage.

      Then what was that flap about "New Coke" back in the day... I thought they got sued for tasting too much like pepsi?

    32. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Government holds a monopoly on the *initiation* of force.

      So when I go punch my neighbor in the nose for no reason at all, I am not initiating force?

      I should have said the government has a "legal monopoly" on the use of force. It's still a strange sentence, but that's how it is.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    33. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Coca-Cola on the otherhand came out with a newly "invented" formula for Coca-Cola. They don't want Pepsi to find out how they make it, so they decide to keep it a trade secret. Coca Cola has the ability to keep it a secret forever...but Pepsi is free to try to duplicate the taste and market their version of the beverage.

      When nanotech reaches its fruition it will be impossible to protect trade secrets because you will be able to replicate a can of coca-cola atom by atom.

      Simple processes like replicating the contents of a can of soda should get here long before it can be done in a mechanistic fashion like that; we will be able to use nanobuilt sensors to determine the precise contents. We're almost there today.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    34. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Saint+Nobody · · Score: 2

      you ought to learn sed. it's a one-liner. just pass it the name of the file of business practices as the first argument.

      #!/usr/bin/sed -f
      s/\(\w\+\)/\1 using a computer/g

      --
      #define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}
      F(#define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}%cF(%s))
    35. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you say auctions have been around for centuries -- well so have genes (DNA) -- and people are patenting those

    36. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by lamontg · · Score: 2

      RSA was a brilliant invention deserving of a software patent if anything was. It was a true invention, and now that the patent has expired, it's in the public domain, for the benefit of all. This is the sort of innovation that patents exist to encourage, and the only justification for them.

      The RSA patent is actually my favorite example of a patent which hurt the computer industry for a number of years before it finally expired. We really needed RSA to be unencumbered in the early 90s when the internet was just taking off. If we hadn't had crypto patents back then maybe we'd actually have something like DNSSEC now.

      Personally I think there needs to be a moritorium on software patents in order to allow software to rapidly develop. Patents do not really encourage development. I have every expectation that R, S and A would have developed their crypto system even if they couldn't have patented it. Similarly, I'm sure that Amazon would have produced one-click even if it wasn't patentable.

      I don't see where elminating software patents will do any harm. It will, however, mean that you can't just invent one critical piece of software or algorithm and have a consistant gravy train for 20 years. It means that to get a consistant source of cash you have to innovate year over year, which apparently scares the crap out of a lot of powerful people.

    37. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by msouth · · Score: 2
      Actually, it's to give inventors an incentive to publicize their inventions so that (after a lapse of time) the inventions will become public domain. That's the sole purpose, the raison d'etre. The alternative would be inventors keeping their ideas as trade secrets as the only possible defense against competition, and that would be worse for society as a whole because other inventors would then be unable to build on the work and advance the state of the art.


      (It's not only keeping things secret that could happen, but just not bothering at all because you know someone with more capital, access to channels, or plain dumb luck will be able to come in and eat your lunch once you have slaved for years cooking it.)


      But that was just parenthetical. The real point I wanted to make is that there should be a requirement to directly argue from the raison d'etre why you should be granted a patent. The "non-obvious" thing has obviously failed miserably. I think that someone should argue it from this question:


      "When would this idea have been publicly revealed had the would-be patentor not come forth with it?"


      The idea of the patent is to get intellectual capital into the public domain faster than it would otherwise be. We give you a limited time monopoly in exchange for the revelation of your grand idea--but why do we want you to reveal your grand idea so badly that we are willing to give you the right to keep us from making it ourselves for a time? Well, the only way it makes sense that we would give you a monopoly on it would be that we value your disclosure of the idea. Why? So that we, one day, can use it ourselves, without having to pay anyone for it.


      Ok, now, if someone just happens to be the first to get to the patent office with an idea that would inevitably come out within the next 20 years, we should say "no thanks, it's clear that any average human will consider this obvious in 5 years."


      It can (almost) never make sense to grant a patent on an invention that will be obvious to everyone in less time than the term of the monopoly. (I say "almost" because there could be something time-sensitive, like a cure for AIDS now that we know will be obvious in five years--go ahead and give them the patent because lives need to be saved (or don't, because more will be saved later--but whatever, there could be time sensitive exeptions)).


      For example, one-click. Everyone is selling stuff online, and human interface concerns are going to dictate that you make that as easy as possible, voila, one-click. No patent for you.


      Now, someone comes along and says "I just figured out that you could turn a refrigerator motor into a fusion engine with common household objects", we say "well, those common household objects and refrigerator motors have been around for some time now. I guess if it were going to happen within twenty years it would have surely happened by now. Here's your patent, buddy."


      I have thought of things that require nothing other than what has existed for years, in a business that has been around for years, and yet no one has done it. I think something like that ought to be patentable--there is an obvious case I can make saying "if this intellectual capital was going to come into the public domain on its own, it would have done so by now". On the other hand, when we all are starting to get two-way tv wrist radios and someone with early access to it or just a reasonably bright individual says, "Hey, you could use these for commerce!", there is no way that you can argue that people aren't going to just think of that without the patent guy's help.


      I know you can just call this a restatement of the non-obviousness criteria that already exists (leave it to me to restate the nonobviousness criteria). But the problem with
      'isn't that obvious" is that it can easily become "well, gee, I sure never thought of something like that". But if you put some concrete background to it like "hmmm, do I think this idea would get into the public domain faster with or without the patent?", you have a whole different mindset. You can ask yourself historically if people have been putting two and two together in ways very analogous to this, and if it's reasonable to think that they would think up "internet + auction" within 20 years. If you can argue that, then you should say "nope, sorry, no patent for you."


      Remember that non-obvious is already a judgement call, and it doesn't seem to be applied very well right now. Non-obviousness itself, as the parent points out, isn't really the point--the point is whether it is advantageous to us, the monopoly granting public, to get the idea disclosed. If it looks pretty darn sure that it's an idea that will make its own way into people's heads without disclosure, it should fail the test.

      --
      Liberty uber alles.
    38. Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      So when I go punch my neighbor in the nose for no reason at all, I am not initiating force?

      OK, I think we need to combine our definitions of government. How about "government is the orginization which holds a monopoly on the legal initiation of force"? ;) I see now that both concepts (legality and initiation) are crucial to describing the force of government.

      I should have said the government has a "legal monopoly" on the use of force.

      Yes, but this is still missing the word "initiation", which is crucial to defining the monopoly.

  86. I wish I had a patent on meetings.... by SphynxSR · · Score: 1

    Then everyone will have to pay me if they want to have a meeting. Then I will Patent black market meetings just cover that. This is my business model.

    --

    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  87. Getting silly... by TheClarkey · · Score: 1

    But I patent anyway of using the internet to make money.

  88. In the way things go... by Ektanoor · · Score: 2

    ... I'm just waiting to see news like "Slashdot sued for infringing patent on web-forums/moderation points/news submition/Poll a la CowBoyNeal.

    Really I'm just waiting for that very day when someone overcomes is inner rat fear, comes into light and makes the most sound claim over millions and millions of geeks, hackers, nerds and lamers that roam the Internet - "You owe me money".

    Frankly, this looks less probable to happen as immediately he will be crushed by a wave of public opinion, EFF and the whole world together. But seeing the schizos that have been appearing recently, and the claims they make against huge world mastodons, who have a whole lawyer army behind... The will to become "rich, rich, very rich" destroys every reasoning of these people. These guys have been in this world since the conception of patents have came into force. However we have a problem that before was not so critical:

    You pick up a foggy idea, convert it into some unscientific and poorly technical piece of paper and voila! Considering the very poor quality of the workers in the US Patent Office then they think they have all the chances to show the nose to BG on next Fortune edition...

    What the Patent Office has been doing for the last years is a brilliant example of incompetence, absurdity and a demonstration that their people is not qualified at all. They simply are violating one of the reasons for the existence of such institution: To kick out idiots that claim for non-existing inventions, "inventions" that factually have prior art and schizos. However they seem to nearly accept every single thing that comes to them concerning software. From anyone or anywhere. So I will no be surprised, in a near future, to see Hemos publishing - "We have been sued for patent infrigement".

  89. I'm sorry, sir... by Rayonic · · Score: 2

    but I've patented the method for posting the same old "patent the method for patenting" and "patent sueing people over patents" jokes on Slashdot whenever a related story comes up.

    Please send me ten dollars for this infraction and hand over the password for your account. Thank you.

    1. Re:I'm sorry, sir... by Myco · · Score: 2

      How about patenting a method for getting screwed over by people with outrageous, inspecific, overly broad patents? Double jeopardy time!

  90. Front doors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats nothing. I was able to get a patent through
    that says I came up with the incredible idea of putting
    a hole in the front of buildings that allows for the
    passage of people and goods. The trick was to come up
    with the idea of putting a DOOR with a LOCK on it to
    protect this HOLE. Otherwise its just a cave!!!!
    Just think how much money I am going to make suing all
    of you idiots.
    I WIN.
    Next month I will be patenting the technology of the
    REVERSESPACE. It will revolutionize keyboards.
    I am so SMART.

  91. This is a good thing by xbytor · · Score: 1

    eBay has lots of money (well, at least a profit) and they have a staff of attorneys. Maybe this can be the case that finally gets 'computerization of a business process' thrown on to the trash heap labeled 'bad ideas that really sucked'. The patent office has apparently forgotten what the intent of the patent system is. Lets hope that some people in the judicial system haven't. And lets hope that eBay doesn't settle.

  92. Ebay knew about the patents, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if Ebay knowledgeof the patents is a major issue.
    Q: Why did the owner of the patents wait until now to sue them?

    A: Hmm, put a company out of buisness, or wait a couple of years and get the proverbial 'mad ca$h'
    Tough choice.

    1. Re:Ebay knew about the patents, but by IamSorrow · · Score: 1

      The article clearly explains that he defended his patent from the begining, by going after priceline. He did not wait til now as you put it but rather defend his patent vigorusly from the begining

  93. Patent auctioned by bfandreas · · Score: 0

    I read "Patent auctioned online, eBay sued", but the truth isn't less weird.

    --
    20 minutes into the future
  94. Limits on behavior by buss_error · · Score: 2
    Used to be that a town would get fed up with someone like this joker and run them out of town on a rail.

    Perhaps it wasn't just, but it worked.

    It seems to me that in a gut busting effort to enhance and preserve corporate profits, lawmakers have screwed up the system to the point where it's now biting those selfsame corporate interests in the butt. Be funny if they can't pump millions in to re-elections to buy their way out of the hole their first contributions put them in...

    --
    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
  95. Does this mean that the new sherlock app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in OS 10.2 that searches ebay among other neat and useful things, is in violation of patent #6,085,176? Or did apple cover their collective ass?

  96. Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by cshotton · · Score: 5, Informative
    Judging by the tenor of comments here, it doesn't seem like many people took the time to actually read the relevant patents before providing opinions.

    eBay's lawyers may be quite right in saying they have a reason to be hopeful. The patent numbered 5,845,265 has a relatively vague abstract that makes it sound like eBay's business model. But if you read further in the claims, you'll see that what this guy is claiming is something entirely different.

    Claim #1 describes a basic system for an on-line auction house where the actual, physical good is escrowed by the auction house, bar-coded, photographed, and placed on a Web site to be bid on. This process is elaborated on in claim #3 with sufficient detail as to make clear that the intent of the patent is to mediate a traditional auction of physical goods by replacing bidders' paddles with on-line terminals.

    The mechanisms described for inventorying auctioned goods comprise a major portion of the claims, in particular #15. Subsequent claims from 18-22 do sound more like what eBay does at the conclusion of an auction, but even so, it's up to the buyer and seller on eBay to consumate the transaction. This patent assumes the auction house is clearing the transaction before releasing the physical goods. Seems like another difference with eBay's model.

    In my own, particular opinion, I think that it will be settled out of court because eBay will likely be able to demonstrate it can potentially prevail if it goes to trial. Prediction: $10M in one time, go-away money. No royalties, no court case.

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    1. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by shren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Patent claims are judged individually. If EBay violates one claim and it is decided that said claim is valid, then EBay is at fault. The claims do not have to all fit, or even all be valid.

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    2. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

      >> system for an on-line auction house where the actual, physical good is escrowed by the auction house

      Hey, that's a good idea, I think I'll start a business that does that.

      Oops.

    3. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by SuperMario666 · · Score: 1

      In my own, particular opinion, I think that it will be settled out of court because eBay will likely be able to demonstrate it can potentially prevail if it goes to trial. Prediction: $10M in one time, go-away money. No royalties, no court case. Sweet! *fishes LSAT form out of trash*

    4. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by phoebe · · Score: 1
      I have a feeling the judge can perform similar justice as to the BT case previously. Take the abstract of the patent for instance:
      A method and apparatus for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods by use of a plurality of low cost posting terminals and a market maker computer in a legal framework that establishes a bailee relationship and consignment contract with a purchaser of a good at the market maker computer that allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee.
      (emphasis added). now apart from being a rather long sentence that implies an auction system where the bidder changes the price after they have won? that doesn't sound a very good system to me. :p
    5. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by Software · · Score: 5, Informative
      If EBay violates one claim and it is decided that said claim is valid, then EBay is at fault.

      OK, but the problem for Woolston is that not even one claim matches what eBay is doing.

      Claims 1-7 do not fit because of eBay doesn't use bar code scanners to scan the product (eBay doesn't even touch the product). I doubt "posting terminal" would be taken to mean every computer owned by anyone who connected to eBay.

      Claims 8-14 are close "... said posting terminal apparatus having means for creating a digital image of a good for sale, means for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking number printer means, a tracking number scanner means" but not close enough.

      Claims 15-22 are also not likely to fit: "posting terminal apparatus, said posting terminal apparatus having a digital camera for creating a digital image of a good for sale, a record maker module for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking code printer, a tracking code scanner".

      Claims 23-25 mention some of the thing eBay uses, but not all of them are owned by eBay: "said system comprising:
      a digital camera for creating a digital image of a good for sale;"
      ...and...
      "a printer for printing said digital image of said good for sale and said textual information from said user; ", so I doubt these claims would be valid.

      The main problem for Woolston is that eBay doesn't own all of the items listed in the claim. eBay doesn't own "posting terminals", because its customers do. A similar argument holds for claims 26-29. Woolston apparently had first in his mind a proprietary auction system (the internet is mentioned though), not a system where everyone owns a digital camera and can put stuff up on eBay.

    6. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2
      the intent of the patent is to mediate a traditional auction of physical goods by replacing bidders' paddles with on-line terminals.

      Ebay/Sotheby's Auctions


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    7. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by nege · · Score: 1

      So in essence, the individual holding the patent has won. He has his money. Sensible enough.

    8. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      an auction system where the bidder changes the price after they have won?

      After the purchaser has completed the purchase.

      What that means is that you can buy something then immediately put it up for sale again at a higher price if you want to without having to actually having to take physical possession of the item.

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    9. Re:Has anyone here actually READ the patent? by AnnaBlack · · Score: 1

      Patent trials in the US are, I believe, heard before a jury. The company I work for specialises in technical patents and we litigate in many areas. In the US, hardly any patent trials actually go to court because once you bring in a jury, the odds are around 50/50; nobody likes those odds. 99% of cases are settled out of court.

  97. Al Gore should sue this guy... by Uttles · · Score: 2

    ... because, afterall, good ol' Al did invent the internet!

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  98. Leather Shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to patent leather shoes. The girls will love them.

  99. Let's fix it by gregor-e · · Score: 1
    All that is needed is a test for obviousness of a proposed patent. If a small group of, say, senior CS undergrads can't come up with a solution that would infringe on the proposed patent, then it's not obvious and can be patented. Run every proposed patent through the obviousness test committee, and only allow the ones that some bright kids can't crack in one hour of brainstorming. Require the applicant to post a non-obviousness bounty that gets paid to the kids who crack the problem, but is refunded if the proposed patent is found non-obvious.

    Hey, maybe it could become a televised event, sort of a geek brain olympics or something.

  100. "Patent Duty"? by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 1

    Well, as we see all of these patents flowing around that seem to be trivially easy to find prior art for, what about instituting a "Patent Duty" system, much like the "Jury Duty" system.

    People, selected mostly at random, recieve a letter requesting their service in Patent duty. That person then selects the area(or areas) that they feel they are most competent in and is given a list of patent applications that are in those areas.

    Each "Patent Duty" member is requested to only look at one or two patents.

    This would be a pre-screening process. If the "Pantent Duty" person finds something that is prior art they get a bonus($).

    All patents still go through a "normal" patent clerk afterwards... But they would have been pre-screened by someone semi-knowledgeable in the field.

    Since patent applications are public anyway, it wouldn't get into any legal issues with having competitors viewing your applications... And it might encourage an increased technology race again.

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  101. billg is way ahead of you... by mojoNYC · · Score: 1

    one of the all-time best Onion articles-- 'Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes'

  102. Why just ebay? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2

    Why stop at ebay, if this clown believes he is in the right, why not go for the alt.forsale type newsgroups.

    Or any site that sells things.

  103. Laches by yerricde · · Score: 1

    No, jmu1 is not thinking of trademarks but rather of "laches". If you don't sue for a number of years, creating an unreasonable delay that harmed the alleged infringer, you may lose the right to collect damages for infringements that occurred before the suit was filed.

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    1. Re:Laches by benwb · · Score: 2

      Well, seeing as ebay was negotiating with him to buy the patents as early as 2000 (before the law suit) I don't really think that the doctrine laches applies here either. Although there is no time limit for laches to kick in either, one of the tests that the court uses to determine if it applies is if the patent holder delayed six years- which this guy clearly didn't.

  104. STOP WITH THE GAY-ASS PATENT JOKES YOU FUCKERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're

    NOT

    FUNNY

    ANYMORE.

    1. Re:STOP WITH THE GAY-ASS PATENT JOKES YOU FUCKERS by CarrionBird · · Score: 5, Funny

      says the owner of patent #1282211112: Method for online trolling.

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  105. Prior Art = Usenet by jafiwam · · Score: 1
    "method..for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods.

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Please visit http://groups.google.com/groups?q=forsale&ie=ISO-8 859-1&hl=en for many instances of prior art. Then send $100 for 35 seconds of Patent Lawyer service to:


    1234 Takeitinthenuts Blvd.
    Waubeso, WI 90120



    Thank You
    1. Re:Prior Art = Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, WI is a 5xxxx zip code.

  106. No he hasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a prior art from 10 years ago: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=39324&cid=4199 609

  107. Riiiight... by Badanov · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The only evil profits are the ones you say are evil.

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    Dawn of the Dead
    1. Re:Riiiight... by karmawarrior · · Score: 1
      I think it's a little unfair to burden El Camino SS with the world wide responsibility for deciding which profits are evil. Can't we form a committee to do this kind of thing? I mean, there's only so far he can investigate.

      Example: Suppose he finds out that Philip Morris is selling cigarettes to third world children, and instantly declares profits from that operation evil for obvious reasons... but it turns out, unbeknownst to Camino, that the cigarettes are actually nicotine free and have been designed to be nourishing and thirst quenching, using specially designed generic engineering techniques? Now, can Camino be expected to know that, especially if Philip Morris covers it up to avoid potential lawsuits about them continuing to sell the cancer sticks in the US when they have an actually healthy product to sell?

      No! I say no! Thrice no! El Camino SS cannot be expected to know anything that isn't as it is taken at face value or as argued publically. It would be a full time job to do full research into what profits are evil and what profits are not.

      As such, I propose two things:

      • It should be expected that some profits are evil. This is because human nature has shown on many occasions that people are perfectly willing to profit from human misery and suffering, from avoidable deaths and injury, from lies, deception, and 10-10-220 commercials.
      • A committee should be formed to research profits to allow people to know which are evil and which are not. This should, obviously, include El Camino SS, together with other establishment luminaries whose ethical compass has never been questioned, such as Richard Branson, Jimmy Carter, Bob Dole, John McCain, Janet Reno, Colin Powell, Linus Torvalds, and, of course, Ben and Jerry.
      • It should be assumed that profits may be evil even if the committee on ethical profits does not report on them. For example, a shopkeeper that advertises $1 pencils in his or her shop window, but tells would-be buyers that the shop has "just run out" and uses hard sell techniques to force buyers to buy more expensive pencils, would obviously generate evil profits, but it is doubtful such profits would be brought to the committee's attention so that it may rule on such things.
      I believe this is a good plan. It is a plan that will work, that will not result in El Camino SS being overly burdened with the task of deciding which profits are evil and which are not, it will also ensure that people are aware that it is the method by which the profits are generated that determines their evilness, and not a person's declaration of evil, while providing useful feedback on which are, and which are not, to the rest of us.

      I commend it to the house.

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    2. Re:Riiiight... by Badanov · · Score: 1

      And we can call this committe the Central Comitte, or maybe the Politburo!

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  108. No K-Y for this scumbag by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Ok let's run down the facts :

    1. He's a _PATENT ATTORNEY_.

    2. He doesn't know shit about online auctions, can't even run his own webserver.

    3. Did I mention he's a fucking _PATENT ATTORNEY_ ? Can you say "Conflict of Interest" three times fast ?

    This is just a cornerstone that will solidify the state of legislative stupidity for decades to come. It's like me suing Sears because I think I might have invented the concept of putting products in a building with pricetags on them. I can just picture the judge laughing his toupee off right now. But since this is an "Internet-thing", everyone in power will just play stupid and let the sodomy continue.

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  109. Re:The plural of "Auction" is not "Auctions" by blancolioni · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [don't reply to trolls ... do not reply to trolls]

    The plural of auction is auctions. Was the original poster trying to fake a Latin connection? That word is "auctio", and if I'm not too rusty the plural would be "auctiones." But since we're speaking English, this sort of argument can go and get fucked.

    And what on earth does the word "auction" have to do with "ox" and "box"? The slight 'x' sound? Please. Furthermore, anybody who uses the non-word "boxen" is a complete wanker and should be shot on sight.

    "Auctionae" if anything would be the plural of "auctiona", which, as it isn't a word, doesn't have a plural.

    Now, if that's all clear, I'd like to go back to reading about the patent-driven end to intellectual freedom in peace. Thanks.

  110. Another media alarmist patent headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the patent, plenty of prior art patent references.

    Look at the claims, plenty of elements that could be interpreted to limit this patent to not cover general internet auctions.

    Look at news.com, alarmist headline, general info on case, but no analysis of the patent file wrapper.

    What a bunch of irresponsible journalists!

    They are to stupid, lazy and cheap to fork out the $400.00 and get the file wrapper from the patent office and research it before spewing out the alarmist unbased patent crap.

    The BT hyperlink patent was obviously weak because of contents in its file wrapper. No media bothered to look at it. This is probably the same situation.

    The first thing any IP atty does in an infringement analysis is look at the file wrapper. Why can't the bozos at news.com do the same. They can't read?

    Screw them and /. for repeatedly propogating this alarmist crap. What a $%^$^& waste of time.

  111. this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just plain stupid. You can't patent "auctioning stuff on the internet" any more than you can patent "selling crafts in an outdoor market" or "buying used cars and restoring them".

    1. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, but that's what the law sez...

    2. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. You can patent any of those three things. Actually, you can't patent any any more, because there's prior art.

  112. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by GabboFlabbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Calling someone or a group of people moronic will in no way help them see any problems you present, but only cause them to get defensive and pissed off.

  113. evidence of electronic auctions in 1988 by esarjeant · · Score: 1

    A quick search of deja.com:

    deja posting

    This patent is clearly baseless, there were other online auctioning systems in place before this patent was made. Furthermore, eBay had no way of knowing this patent was being processed when they first went into business.

    A patent claim should be restricted to systems (ie: real physical items) and cannot be used to protect something as mundane as a business process innovation (ie: IP).

    Imagine if there was a patent on a particular compression format, and in the process of implementing compression a developer accidentally "invents" the same format without knowing this format has already been covered by a patent. Now what? Are we expected to spend money researching all the algorithm patents out there and do our best to avoid implementing those models?

    Where do you draw the line. It seems intuitive to me that instead of storing the color blue 15 times I should store "15xblue", but am I now infringing on the GIF patent? Somebody needs to put an end to this madness. Imagine if there was a patent on the mystery novel genra, this is what is happening with these kinds of software protections.

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    Eric Sarjeant
    eric[@]sarjeant.com

    1. Re:evidence of electronic auctions in 1988 by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      This patent is clearly baseless, there were other online auctioning systems in place before this patent was made.

      Never make this claim unless you truly believe you understand the patent. Have you read the patent text? Obviously not, else you would see the difference between simply selling stuff online and what they claim to have invented.

      Mind you, I'm not defending their patent, but what they're claiming they invented is much more than just the concept of selling crap over a computer network. Their idea involves the concept of electronic verification, etc., in addition.

      Furthermore, eBay had no way of knowing this patent was being processed when they first went into business.

      Nobody ever knows. This case is no different. It takes years to get a patent, and traditionally there has been no way of knowing what's pending. The USPTO has finally started making information available on pending patents, but that's a very, very recent practice.

      I'm not saying it's right, but Ebay is in no worse of a position than anyone else facing patent infringement. It's a fucked up system, but everyone has to deal with the same issues.

      BTW, Ebay has been one of the worst offenders when it comes to intellectual property, going so far as to sue people if they even have "bay" in their company or product name. How many patents do you think they have that are just as bad as this one? How many do you think they've got secretly in the pipeline in the USPTO machine? Ebay is just another one of the many companies that use and abuse the patent system, and he who lives by the sword dies by it. I feel no sorrow for them here. They're employing strongarm tactics against the company that is suing them (a very small company, BTW, from what I understand) in the hopes of stalling them into bankruptcy or oblivion; they use those same tactics against companies they accuse of infringing Ebay IP. Do you still feel any sympathy for Ebay?

  114. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by cbowland · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And my favorite...

    loo vs. toilet

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    Teach him to eat and he will fish forever.

  115. frivolous patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'm gonna see about getting a patent on a transportation medium featuring four round objects and a gas engine... :P

    1. Re:frivolous patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already done.

      see page 8 .

  116. It Bears Repeating by DeLabarre · · Score: 1

    Kvetching on /. is therapeutic, but accomplishes little. If the sorry state of IP & patent law bothers you, support a lobbying group that will fight to change it. How about the League of Programming Freedom?

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  117. Patent info !! by GdoL · · Score: 1

    Do anyone has a patent to click on a plastic keyboard attached to a screen to transmitt eletrical signal to a main unit? Please answer to HP/DELL/IBM/.

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  118. Prior Art by Ezubaric · · Score: 2

    Let's just hope that one of the guys at eBay sold an old car for "$5000 OBO" and posted a pic online.

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  119. That's for trademarks by Alethes · · Score: 1

    Patents are yours regardless of whether you enforce them or not.

  120. Prior art.? by eric_ste · · Score: 1

    I went very briefly through these patents and all I found was a way of using computer tools that already exist.
    - Digital image
    - Bar code
    - Database
    - Internet
    - etc.
    - etc.

    Am I missing something or the guy did not invent something but only used tools put at his disposition to reproduce things that have been around for thousands of years: Retail and auction?

    What about a patent on writing a story on a computer using a word processor? Could this be patented??? Like with the ebay case, you are assembling tools that exist (the computer and the word processor) to reproduce an activity (writing) that has been done through other means (paper and pen) for ages (thousands of years).

    Really, I don't get it...

    I must be dumb.

  121. Brief summary == not applicable to E-Bay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone read these patent's?

    I had a quick scan through #5,845,265 and it's clearly a computerised implementation of a live auction.

    It begins with people taking items for sale to a local authorised "dealer" and having photo's taken and barcodes added for identification. This ensures items exist and adds the trust element missing from from truly online transactions. All the information is added to a data base that people can browse

    Then a time is scheduled for the auction of the item. At the published time people connect to the system (he describes in some detail the choice of phsyical link and the software to participate - how it gets downloaded etc etc)

    Then people submit bids electronically to a live auction - there is even mention of having a sound card to hear the auction.

    IANAL and I only read this very briefly but it appears to me to be an internet version of telephone bidding, already standard in normal auctions.

    Any one else had a glance through these patents?

    Rob

    1. Re:Brief summary == not applicable to E-Bay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any one else had a glance through these patents?

      Nope, everyone just reacts to FUD and proclaims their disgust with our judicial process.

      This patent news sells headlines and increases /. eyeball rate, so its not really of any consequence that this patent has no teeth and EBay knows it.

      It is evident that Ebay knows it because

      1) they offered to buy it probably at a nuisance patent level offering (They would pay only what it was worth to avoid the nuisance associated with this guy pestering them with a weak patent). I am guessing this because WoolsWeenie did not bite at their offer.

      2) They are not willing to license because they know it is weak.

      My own opinion is that WoolsWeenie better be careful of Rule 11 problems associated with bringing this suit on such shaky grounds. He is a lawyer so he can bring suit for next to nothing.

      It better be on solid ground or he could be out big bucks.

      (b) Representations to Court.

      By presenting to the court (whether by signing, filing, submitting, or later advocating) a pleading, written motion, or other paper, an attorney or unrepresented party is certifying that to the best of the person's knowledge, information, and belief, formed after an inquiry reasonable under the circumstances,--

      (1) it is not being presented for any improper purpose, such as to harass or to cause unnecessary delay or needless increase in the cost of litigation;

      (2) the claims, defenses, and other legal contentions therein are warranted by existing law or by a nonfrivolous argument for the extension, modification, or reversal of existing law or the establishment of new law;

      (3) the allegations and other factual contentions have evidentiary support or, if specifically so identified, are likely to have evidentiary support after a reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery; and

      (4) the denials of factual contentions are warranted on the evidence or, if specifically so identified, are reasonably based on a lack of information or belief.


  122. Americans! by juniorshaft · · Score: 1

    I read these absurd software patent stories here on /. over and over again... What's the matter with you people!? Isn't the US a democracy? Stop this insanity!

    I mean, why don't someone just patent "to make money in any way at all", and then require everyone that does something profitable to pay them license fees?

    The REALLY bad thing is that this perverted pantent system of yours is spreading! In Europe, politicians consider to go your way.

    I mean... for crying out loud... do something!

  123. Re:He has NO case (legally) by jsldub · · Score: 0

    The patents were filed around 1998, and ebay has been around since at least 1995 AFAICT.

  124. did he DO anything with it, is the question by McCart42 · · Score: 2

    So he took out this patent a long, long time ago. Did he do anything with his patent or is he just trying to make a buck by stifling other companies' innovation? I have sympathy for a patent-holder if they develop the business, and then are pushed out by someone who is using their patented technology. But if this guy is just pulling ideas out of the sky and hoping someone uses them, I have no sympathy for him. He deserves to get counter-sued, and the patent system should be changed based on the craziness of cases like this.

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    1. Re:did he DO anything with it, is the question by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      I have sympathy for a patent-holder if they develop the business, and then are pushed out by someone who is using their patented technology.

      No, apparently he didn't have what it took to build a successful online business (yeah, whatever that means). The twisted evil bugger he is, he probably was thinking along the lines of "allright, maybe I can't make any money with my work ...so I'll just file a silly patent and let other people pay ME for the work THEY do!" If you have this whole nonsensical patent law at your disposal, this is actually a smart move - although a diabolical one.

  125. Re:The plural of "Auction" is not "Auctions" by Golias · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    1. You obviously are incapable of recognizing a joke, even if it's a really dumb one.

    2. Using wrong plurals like boxen and virii; always funny.

    3. You're both wrong. "Auction" is obviously the plural form of Auct. Duh.

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  126. Be fully informed by vees · · Score: 2

    I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means

    Well, the law should just be common sense written down.

    No matter what the judge says, you only have to vote your conscience.

    If you think the law is badly written or not suitable to society any more your responsibility as a juror (and peer to the defendant) is to not even let it get to the penalty phase.

  127. Wonder who can sue him because of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The worldwide web mapping module translates information from the data record on the computerized database of records to a hypertext markup language (HTML) format for presentation through the Internet."

    I'm sure someone else (Lotus, IBM, etc) has a patent on that prior to 1995

  128. Simpsons did it! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

    Erm, not really, but a lot of other folks do this. Your flower idea is probably already patented.

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  129. I'm starting a new business by dacarr · · Score: 1
    I am now opening up a new business where patent claims for existing business models will be filed with the US patent office for you, and ten or fifteen years from date of filing, when it has become a more or less accepted norm, I will pull it out of a cabinet and file a lawsuit against all offenders.

    This is clearly a lucrative business opportunity, so I am also looking for investors.

    Watch for it at suej00pantsoff.com.

    Disclaimer: IANAL, but who gives a damn?! I want a piece of the action here!

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    1. Re:I'm starting a new business by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      /me runs off to patent that business process

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    2. Re:I'm starting a new business by dacarr · · Score: 1

      DOH!

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  130. REVERSE Reverse kung-fu strategy by Marc2k · · Score: 2, Funny
    Consider this as a reverse kung-fu revenge strategy

    • eBay hires Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris to beat the crap out of this guy and the USPO.
    • Heeeeee-yah!
    • Profit
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    1. Re:REVERSE Reverse kung-fu strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pure genius. Except Bruce Lee is dead, and Chuck Norris has all the threat potential of a girl scout.

  131. Not to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good"

    Maybe it's just the attempted "legal english" used.. but to me it sounds as if he patented an eletronic version of a regular auction (not via internet) but that the person winning the bid can then change the price? You don't "purchased the good" until you pay for it, but here it's saying you can change the price after you have baught it... ? someone help me out here!

    1. Re:Not to mention by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      My guess is that it means that the buyer can put it up for auction again immediately.

  132. What goes around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they deserve this for their attempted patent on thumbnail galleries...

  133. Way out of "recession" by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    Let's face it. The economy is sluggish, and nobody has a really good plan to fix it.

    What is a good way of fixing this problem? Cutting costs, and making sure that average Joe gets more money in his pocket. Yours is a largely customer-driven economy. We also need to understand well the current situation. How similar is it to past situations? How is it different from those? What happened then?

    Frankly, I think we should sacrifice quite a few lawyers. Frivolous patents, competition by courtroom and software patents are all expensive practices. Since lawyers are resourceful, wealthy people, it is better to sacrifice some lawyers than a bunch of people down the chain who don't retrain as easily.

    Remember that long-term high unemployment leads to a collapse in the housing market. If I was you, I would be working really hard to control the way in which it will occur. It is vital that we return to the basics now. We should study history and statistics intensly, figuring out what is likely to occur and how to control it in the best possible way. There really is no need to keep repeating the mistakes of the past, is there?

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  134. My thoughts about patents by Eudial · · Score: 1

    I think this patent buissness sounds somewhat strange. Patenting software is patenting a problem, and it's solution. ... then it should be possible to patent opening doors? I mean: Problem! The door is closed. Solution! Open it! Then if someone were to patent the actually door-knob turning process, technically everybody would be sued. o.O Another sick thing is the patenting of genes, I mean, everybody got genes, and only one company is allowed to research in several of them. So they can sue me if i start to study my own frickin GENES? i mean OMG! That can't be possible! What's next? Someone gets a patent on seeing? Or hearing?

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  135. Articles like this make me think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go Osama

  136. Re:ebay and image hosting by brokeninside · · Score: 1
    IIRC, eBay started offering image hosting right about late 2000 or early 2001. Perhaps eBay wanted to buy out this patent in order to avoid what they thought might evolve into a lawsuit in the future.

    If this is the case, they may have stopped negotiations once it became apparent that buying or licensing the patent would cost more than their best guestimates on defending against a possible lawsuit.

  137. Karma by Aknaton · · Score: 1

    Not only do I feel that the guy has a case, I think it is poetic that EBay has to deal with this after the "One Click" patent.

    1. Re:Karma by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      no case for two reasons:

      Prior art = fidonet auctions, all done before the explosion of what we call the internet.

      his patent consists of barcodes, in otherwords his idea requires that eBay actually possess the items being auctioned. they obviously dont.

      no case.

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    2. Re:Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One Click" was Amazon, not eBay.

  138. Eye will troll 4 U - Prince Grammer & Spalling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has come 2 my attention that "/.", subsidiary of VA Software, is a refuge 4 people with a terrible sense 4 grammer and spallin. As a remediation, please accept the following recommendations about the use of some frequent linguistic expressions :

    * "Alot" vs. "A lot" : There is no such word as alot. N fact, when confronted with the word alot, ispell tells us the following : "how about : allot,aloe,aloft, alto, blot, clot, lot, plot, slot"
    * Just because moronic Americans pronounce Berstein, neither, Einstein and other as "Burnstean", "neather", "Ainstean", etc... doesn't mean they have 2 write those words "Bernstien", "niether" or "Einstien". Special mention 2 "thier", "becuase" and "amatuer".
    * "Than" vs. "Then" : Just the fact that N some inferior dialects of the English language, "than" and "then" are pronounced about the same way doesn't mean that the comparative "than" has any reason 2 be written as the conjunctive/logical "then".
    * Your vs. u're : The former means "not my, not his, not our", N other words it is a possessive. The latter is a shortcut 4 "u are". Similar point 4 There vs Their vs They're.
    * Hobbyist and lobbyist are not superlatives. Hence they musn't be written as hobbiest and lobbiest.
    * Thi fuct thit ya ridnucks prunince any avelible vowal as "uh" doesn't forbid u 2 open a book from time 2 time 2 actually build up some vocabulary. It's "ludicrous" and "compatible", not "ludacris" and "compatable".
    * Its vs It's. The former is the genitive form of "It" and will therefore make the following word an attribute of the word replaced by the pronoun. Example : illitteracy and its consequences. The latter is an shortcut 4 "It is". Example : Illiteracy. It's so annoying. ...many more 2 come. Reply 2 this comment 2 suggest some.

    A definition of irony : a bunch of computer nerds without a sense 4 spallin and grammer mocking japanese game translators 4 their lack of skills N english spallin and grammer.

    Contribution by Erpo :

    Eye'm not any kind of grammer nazi, but decent spallin and grammer are important 2 me. The occasional affect/effect problem doesn't bother me (it just lowers my opinion of the author), but when a piece is riddled with errors (there/they're/their, its/it's, then/than, etc..) it's hard 4 me 2 read. Partially, Eye think this is because Eye sight read and Eye don't subvocalize. N other words, when Eye see, "It's over their," N print the first thing Eye think is, "It's over their what? Is it hovering over their kitchen counter? Is it over their heads? What is this person trying 2 say?" Of course, Eye don't just sit there pondering those questions (it only takes a split second 2 see there was a grammer error N the sentence), but Eye can't read as quickly when every few lines my eyes flick back 2 an earlier word.

    Maybe Eye'm just hypersensitive. Eye don't know. If u don't know what Eye'm talking about though, check out this piece [npgmusicclub.com] by Prince. It doesn't have very many grammer problems, but the "creative" spallin is really distracting.

  139. Re: commodities exchanges by brokeninside · · Score: 1
    I would think that commodities exchanges would fall under the definition of 'goods'.

  140. Prior art by n9hmg · · Score: 1

    My family has been in the auction business since 1908. In our auctions, we do both the standard Dutch auction AND reverse auction, with most items. We start at the expected price, work down until somebody jumps in, and go back up until there's only one left. Ocassionally, someone will respond at the first offer, thus avoiding the reverse auction. Often, the first person to respond in the reverse part is not answered, thus avoiding the Dutch auction. At the end of every auction, Dad gives a brief preview of upcoming auctions, if any are booked, thus a search of multiple auctions.
    Of Woolston's three patents, the only one that's anything more than "standard task, but now done with a computer" is the one fully automating the auction, and that's pretty obvious.
    I'll bet the reason he couldn't get funding and start his own internet auction site is that the moron couldn't actually DO the stuff he was talking about.
    Maybe I should patent "A method of transportation using a device to dissemble an object, convert the matter to energy, transmit that energy, and convert it back to matter in its original form", then hope somebody invents the Star Trek Transporter, which I can then claim.

  141. rogers canada commerical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OK, this is off topic. Have you seen the Rogers High Speed Internet Access commericals on TV. They are basically saying you need a cable modem to participate in auctions at ebay.ca - oh brother. High speed is nice this but is a dumb reason.

    Also, what's with the cross promotion. Are ebay.ca and Rogers in bed together?

  142. Videogames got there first... by shepuk · · Score: 0

    Electronic auctions? Can't the guys who wrote M.U.L.E. claim prior art?

  143. Edison actually invented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and, to my knowledge, never attempted to patent "A method of selling recorded music" or "A method of selling goods by electric light".

  144. quote from article by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 2

    "We expect to be vindicated at trial....they are rank infringers," said the rank opportunist.

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  145. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by thesadmac · · Score: 1

    Kinda stupid to reply, but do you think someone actively went around correcting the spellings of words? Or do you think the words' spellings changed because people repeatedly spelled them the easy/wrong way?

    Also, who's language is it anyway? What proportion of the world's population speak it? Can't really be that bad.

  146. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im so tired of grammer not-sees complaining alot about speling and grammer. Its not a big deal. There just snobs who dont have a sence of humour. I could care less. They just think there better then anyone else, but there not. Your just jealous.

    Huked on fonix wurked fer mee!

  147. Why so long? by linderdm · · Score: 2

    If he filed his patents in '95, why the hell has it taken so long to bring this to court? Ebay has been around, and very popular for many years now.

  148. Re:Priceline not sued for infringement by NexUmbrage · · Score: 1
    Clarification: The article does not indicate that Priceline.com was sued by Woolston for infringement of Woolston's patent.

    Woolston in fact filed what I think is called an "interference" with the USPTO to try and establish that the Priceline patent is invalid, on the grounds that Woolston actually invented (was the first to invent) something that Priceline has claimed.

    I assume that Woolston still has the option to sue Priceline for infringement of his patent, but has not yet done so.

  149. So why not.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apply for a patent on a business model of being a patent granting organization that grants patent that are not unique, novel, useful etc so that the recipients of such patents can sue all infringers.

    There is no prior art right?

  150. It does vindicate by xant · · Score: 2

    "Patent pending" refers to the time after it's filed but before it's granted, during which the intellectual property is public knowledge. Before it's filed, the patent is not public knowledge. If eBay somehow took the idea from him before it was made public by the process of filing for a patent, the guy may still have a case that they stole a trade secret, but he'd have to prove that, and it wouldn't be patent law any more.

    The only thing that's unclear is why eBay would ever have wanted to buy his patents from him, except possibly to save the expense of court proceedings. eBay itself surely knew the patent was invalid.

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    1. Re:It does vindicate by Royster · · Score: 2

      Or they might have wanted to buy the patent (legit or not) in order to extort^H^H^H^H^H^H charge royalties on its competitor's businesses.

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  151. Holy run-on sentence, Batman! by grommet_tdi · · Score: 1

    The patent abstract:

    A method and apparatus for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods by use of a plurality of low cost posting terminals and a market maker computer in a legal framework that establishes a bailee relationship and consignment contract with a purchaser of a good at the market maker computer that allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee.

  152. Can someone please tell me ..... by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

    On this subject, can someone please tell me what the current cost of getting a patent is. Not the search of prior art, or the lawyer fees, but just what the patent office takes form the inventor in fees. I've been told that it has grown extremely high, but this and other patents that would seem extremely trivial (in this case I believe there was already prior art that should negate it) keep popping up, and I'm having trouble understanding how an individual can afford to get an apparently worthless patent if it is priced as high a I'm told.

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    1. Re:Can someone please tell me ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only pay half if you are a "small entity".

      I'm too lazy to look up the fees, but I believe it is still lt $1000.00 for an individual.

      The main cost is in time in learning to draft and then drafting the patent.

      It is good, I believe, that it is so cheap because it provides an individual with the same impetus to innovate as it does a large corporation.

      A lot of major innovations are achieved by the individual inventor due to their ability for independent thought, lack of bureaucracy, etc.

      Now, if only the quality of patents could be raised in order to eliminate the patenting of trivial matter by both individuals and large coporations.

  153. Nope. Try again. by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 1
    "At the heart of the case is patent paperwork Woolston filed less than five months before eBay founder Pierre Omidyar spent Labor Day weekend of 1995 creating the first iteration of his auction site"

    and

    "He filed his idea with the patent office in April 1995 and founded MercExchange to try to turn the idea into a business. But he couldn't raise the funding and eventually turned to the business of licensing his patents to other companies."

    He filed in 1995 and the patents were awarded in 1998.

    IANAL, but it still sounds like he has a case.

  154. Jury duty by Rupert · · Score: 2

    I'd still have to vote according to what the law says, not what it means

    Do a Google search on jury nullification (there, I did it for you). The theory is that you are allowed to decline to convict because the law is unjust.

    As usual, IANAL.

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    1. Re:Jury duty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you do jury duty, the judge will probably explain that, although you've heard of "jury nullification", it is not the sort of thing that is done in lower courts of record such as his.
      In other words, don't get any bright ideas that you're going to change the status quo. Not in my courtroom. The problem with jury nullification notions is that the laws are considered to have been thorougly tested, by the time a routine trial is taking place in the day-to-day business of the court. The judge can ignore an attempt of a jury to try this tactic when the pertinent laws have been well established.

      For instance, in a landlord/tenant dispute, the jury isn't in a position to challenge a law unless they *really, really* have a compelling reason for their question, and are prepared to follow through the process.

    2. Re:Jury duty by chanceH · · Score: 1

      if the judge can ignore the jury, then thats
      not a jury trial.

      if you have a vote then that means you get to decide how to use it. all this other stuff is just a big ol jedi mind trick. Dont be one of the weak minded.

  155. Blame those who set up the system not the players. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    It's like blaming the IRS for auditing.

    When someone is operating within the constrains we all are bound by don't get pissed, change the rules. Unfortunately as we all know $ talks in Washington and the patent holders should have loads to play with.

    Welcome to for the corporations by the corporations.

  156. Hey kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too stupid or lazy to turn a vague idea into a money-making business? Just patent the idea so you can rip off the people who can!

    Get your money for nothin'...

  157. Not much help by EnglishTim · · Score: 1, Redundant

    As far as I understand it, when one party takes another to court over patent infringement, the validity of the patent in question is not ever an issue. It's only about whether or not that patent has been infringed. The party being sued would have to have the patent invalidated in a seperate case, and presumambly have that done before the conclusion of the original infringement case.

    Presumably this is to prevent every patent infringement hearing turning into a patent validity hearing.

  158. Shall we teach the USPTO about economics? by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 1

    Granted, IANAL, but I suspect that the loss of a high-profile, and high-profit ecommerce site like eBay could be used to send a message to the world that software/process patents are lame. Here's what you do...

    First, stop accepting new auctions. Everything. Finish off whatever auctions are currently running, and then close shop. Next, liquidate all assets. All your routers, switches, servers, desk lamps, everything. Finally (and the whole reason this works), because eBay is publicly traded, announce one *MASSIVE* dividend. Pay out every last penny to your shareholders. They've been burned by dot-bomb, might as well make them feel a little better. Now, when the next bill comes in, declare bankruptcy. You've already protected your shareholders, given them every bit of money the company had (including the desk chairs), so when this guy comes around demanding millions in damages, you show him a balance sheet with nothing but red, and say "Take a number." Congratulations. You have successfully put a very large company out of business, honked off the free world, and (hopefully) taught the USPTO that first with the idea doesn't mean jack if you're not first to market.

    Why do we call facial tissue "Kleenex"? Because the Kleenex company didn't defend their trademark, and their infringement case was thrown out because of that. The same should happen here. This guy didn't defend his patent. Too bad, it's now public domain.

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    1. Re:Shall we teach the USPTO about economics? by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Liquidating the assets would be easy (it's eBay, after all) -- they can sell it on their own systems.

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  159. Let me see... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    So if we can patent business practices, then what is to stop me from patenting, say, the idea of exchanging (Dr. Evil finger quotes) "money" for (Dr. Evil finger quotes) "goods and services." Then I could demand that for each such (yet again!) "exchange" that takes place I get a royalty fee. Every time someone makes a pay phone call or buys a yacht I would get a cut... Hmmmmm.

    What a diabolical idea. This would spell the end of useful commerce as we know it. The entire economic structure of the world would collapse! Chaos would reign supreme in the marketplace and all would suffer the most horrible fate of total insolvency!!! With an idea like this I could bring the world's economy to it's knees!!!! Total domination!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

    (Frantically dials the patent office)

    Oops! I have just been informed that the government already holds that patent:
    --TAXES--

    Vincit que se vincit.

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  160. Ah, hindsight! by melquiades · · Score: 5, Funny
    Heck, come to think of it, I should have filed this one:
    A patent for the use of patent law to claim ownership of broadly applicable and largely obvious and unoriginal ideas, thereby allowing the user of this patent to file frivolous suits against major corporations for personal monetary gain.
    Judging from recent news, that patent would make a killing on eBay these days!

    Alas, there's too much prior art now to file it -- unless, of course, the patent office were to start approving patents with no regard whatsoever for their validity....
    1. Re:Ah, hindsight! by bblgoose · · Score: 1

      unless, of course, the patent office were to start approving patents with no regard whatsoever for their validity....

      yeah, and let's face it, that's never gonna happen...

      oh...wait...

    2. Re:Ah, hindsight! by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      It's all about having your patent application delivered by a stripper. :)

    3. Re:Ah, hindsight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to top it off your patent would be recursive so you could keep suing yourself to strenghten your claim to the patent.

      Good thinkin' tex.

    4. Re:Ah, hindsight! by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      Alas, there's too much prior art now to file it -- unless, of course, the patent office were to start approving patents with no regard whatsoever for their validity....

      Start?

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    5. Re:Ah, hindsight! by lburdet · · Score: 1

      and of course, he waited for EBay tro actually turn a profit before suing: not too dumb! :-)

    6. Re:Ah, hindsight! by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why not actually attempt to *file* such a patent? You could use it to make an example of the patheticness of the current state of patents.

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  161. The purpose of patents by indros13 · · Score: 1

    Patents were originally devised to offer some reasonable legal protection for inventors to make a reasonable profit from their ideas. The overarching goal was to encourage people to invent and create things that contributed to the public good.

    In many instances, this has gone completely overboard, with ridiculously long patents and an outrageous concept of "reasonable profit."

    With online auctions, it's hard to say. If the guy with the patent arguably contributed to the public good (which I'd say eBay does, it's a great service), he deserves some reasonable recompense. But I hardly think that the millions he's asking for are necessarily his. After all, he did basically take the idea of an auction and say, "we can use a computer to do this."

    That's a whole different point, of course. Does simply improving on an old practice with newer technology deserve a patent? Wouldn't people logically "upgrade" their products and processes to include the newest technology? I'm not sure that this kind of change is really patentable.

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    1. Re:The purpose of patents by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Well, there I think you've hit it on the head. If you take an existing practice and simply apply it to a new, emerging technology, is it really a new idea?

      For example, if I now patent "action process done via PDA", or "via cell-phone", do I get to sue Ebay when their auctions are available via these two other devices?

      Simply taking an existing practice and applying it to a DEVICE isn't "an invention" that should be patent-able.

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  162. Live by the sword... by Lonath · · Score: 2

    I don't like SWpat, but eBay also has some lovely patents like that one for loading thumbnails from 2 different servers and put them onto the same page. I hope that everybody loses this battle.

  163. Ever heard of "JURY NULLIFICATION"? by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1
    You don't HAVE to convict just because someone broke the letter of the law. If it's unjust, you can aquit/create a hung jury/etc. They just don't tell you about it, but it's one of those things coming from way back around the time of the Magna Carta.


    The history behind it has something to do with a jury not convicting someone in England for not being part of the STATE religion or something like that. The gov't starved them for many days and tossed them in jail, but they never convicted...and that right (to not convict based on merits of the law) has been long established.


    It was used many times in the days of prohibition...an many claim it had a huge role in reversing prohibition.


    Here is some more info...Or do a Google search for a whole crap-load more...


    http://civilliberty.tqn.com/msubjury.htm


    http://quasar.as.utexas.edu/BillInfo/FIJA.History. html


    http://www.fija.org/

  164. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Kinda stupid to reply, but do you think someone actively went around correcting the spellings of words?

    I am glad that you asked. Benjamin Franklin "actively went around correcting the spellings of words." As you can see from this page, Benjamin Franklin was a proponent, early on, of reforming spelling in the English language. His work inspired Noah Webster, leading to many of the spelling reforms we enjoy today.

  165. "Plain English" by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* "The judge has not translated MercExchange's patent claims into plain English, an important part of a patent dispute. Until he completes this step, known as the Markman ruling, it's hard to tell how big the threat is to eBay" *)

    Here, judge, I will do it for you:

    "This patent covers anything that people would normally do by hand or by phone in normal business settings, but is simulated or emulated digitally instead."

    I wish I patented all emulation of physical processes when "business processes" were first allowed to be patented, then All Your Software Are Belong To Me.

  166. First, we shoot all the lawyers... by lamz · · Score: 2

    "It was terribly frustrating," he said. "I followed the rules. I was convinced that was the right way to go. Now I'm convinced we're going to have our day in court and win."

    Wow! You know what's even more frustrating? Actually going ahead with an idea, succeeding, then having a parasite attach himself to you. This guy should be shot. And pissed on.

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  167. Stock Market by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1

    Computer systems like this are already implemented in Stock Markets across the world. And anyway, what is it exactly that this man claims to have invented?

  168. This would explain... by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    ...the phrase "patently ridiculous".

    I've always wondered where that came from.

    Ciao,
    Klaus

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  169. Re:Nope. Try again. by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    IF the patents were filed in 1995, but ebay had a working business model that same year, and the patent wasn't granted till 1998 (and the "inventor" still did not have a working business model) shouldn't that invalidate the patent

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  170. Prior art: posts on BBS forums by Xeger · · Score: 2

    I know that when I ran a dialup BBS back in the mid 90's, I had a message forum where my users could offer items to buy and sell. When more than one person wanted to buy something, they would typically move into private bidding with the seller through the system's email.

    If someone else on some BBS somewhere had a similar service, and their message forum was carried on any network, such as the WWIVNet BBS messaging network or one of its smaller derivatives--then bingo, we have prior art. A message forum, after all, can be considered a database

    1. Re:Prior art: posts on BBS forums by tekrat · · Score: 1

      I used to run a BBS on my C=64 that had a buy/sell area, and I'll bet I still have the message boards on a floppy somewhere...

      In fact, before there was eBay, a later BBS I had (run on First Class software on a Mac), also had a buy/sell message board.

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    2. Re:Prior art: posts on BBS forums by Xeger · · Score: 2

      Problem is, in order to be a patent buster, the messages on the buy/sell area had to be carried over some regional network to other BBSes (or over the Internet, though in your case and mine, the Internet was just a twinkle in some committee's eye.)

    3. Re:Prior art: posts on BBS forums by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Actually, in the case of FidoNet and some other BBS messaging networks, the messages were carried worldwide. Some "local" BBS conferences were also distributed among a cluster of BBSs.

      And I don't know about other BBS software, but with Wildcat, the message base actually IS a database.

      BBS networks have been around since what, the mid-1980s?? I know they go back at least to the early Commodore era.

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  171. Compuserve has prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long long time ago, Compuserve was just a BBS. On that BBS people would post "for sale" and others would start bidding by replying to the message.

    The only thing eBay et alia changed is that now there's a middle man. How's that original? And a follow-up question: could I also create a patent adding yet another middle man? :-)

  172. The end by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    Software patents all seem to be simliar: means of doing X with a computer. It's like the better mousetrap scenario, if I invented one, I wouldn't be prevented from patenting one just beacuse the mousetrap in general already exists. But with software patents anyting that does this certian thing X on a computer, regardless of wether it's a new and improved way of doing it, is right out. This will kill advancement in the software field, as noone can afford to do anything that's already been done before (even if they can do it better). Welcome to the dark ages, here's your torch.

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  173. OFFTOPIC Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    but do you think someone actively went around correcting the spellings of words? Or do you think the words' spellings changed because people repeatedly spelled them the easy/wrong way?

    From the propaganda I was presented in American schooling, I understood it to be that certain individuals after the conclusion of the Rev war decided to make some distinction in the language and further separate the new nation. They were only able to change minor aspects for practical reasons (you can't get an entire population to agree to change their language).

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  174. Let's just get more patents! by tra4d · · Score: 1

    WHy doesn't some /.er get a patent for surfing the internet "with computers" and sue people like this? :-)

  175. (correction) Re:Sorry, just can't buy it. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Typo. Should be:

    if (random(0.0,1.0) > 0.96) {

  176. Re:Prior art ... by jc42 · · Score: 2

    > "method of extending cellular communications" - a cell phone not in range of a cell tower instead merely connects to the nearest other cell phone which is in range and uses it as a relay for the call. I'm sure this idea has been thought of, but has it been patented yet?

    This is, of course the basic design of the ChaosNet that was in use at MIT during the 80's (and is still in use by some MIT hackers).

    Of course, the way the US Patent Office works these days, this doesn't prevent you from registering the idea as a patent and suing MIT for using it.

    (One could argue that the RIP protocol also did this back in the 80's, but I suppose that's far too sophisticated for the USPTO to understand, so you're still safe applying for your patent.)

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  177. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Those are not different spellings of the same word. They are different words that have the same meaning.

    Next time someone says "I need a lift", I'll point them to an elevator.

  178. patent the patent process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone tried patenting the patent process maybe we can stop all this.

  179. USPTO Needs Revision by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Do you get the feeling that stupid laws do not get revised until somebody gets killed over it?

    I imagine a time where someone patents "Typing on a computer keyboard makes letters appear on the computer screen", and then tries to sue all computer users in the US.

    It won't be until someone shuts him up by putting a bullet in his head that the government will wake up and say "You know, this 'patent the obvious' thing really doesn't work."

    The only other way would be to patent "Winning a presidential election by changing the voter cards in Florida", and then trying to sue Dubya.

    Until there's enough clamor to change the laws in this country, stupid laws stay on the books.

    Maybe someone should write their congressman, and propose that "Frivilous LAwsuits" be defined as "A terrorist act", and them we can send all the lawyers to jail. Or a firing squad.

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  180. MercExchange.. by bobdole34 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This company has been in patent trouble before. Story here
    These guys are cyber-squatting ideas. It really bothers me.

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  181. Justice 4 SALE, bids starting at $20K!!!! :) by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    Ebay has enough money to buy a judge if they so desired.

    And the main function of the civil court system is to make sure the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

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    1. Re:Justice 4 SALE, bids starting at $20K!!!! :) by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      And the main function of the civil court system is to make sure the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

      Wait, I thought that was the function of the federal government? Wait, no, it was the function of the IRS? Or was it the main function of capitalism?

      Or, perhaps, it's just the tired rhetoric propagated by a cynical bunch of losers that are depressed because they can't make as much money as Bill Gates by hanging out posting meaningless words on Slashdot.

      That or Democrats that can't come up with anything better to say in their attempt to get elected and use it to score points with the cynical bunch just mentioned.

  182. I'll admit it... by Tokerat · · Score: 2


    ...it was awfuly funny to see "I'll admit, I'm stupid." (+5, Insightful) on the front page of /. in the 10 Hot Comments box.

    Good point, thought.

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  183. jury nullification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last time I served on a jury here in the US, the judge actually came in to the jury pool room to give a big lecture on jury nullification. It is a serious no-no, and could definitely lead to a mistrial or even contempt of court charges against the jury members.

  184. This is unbelievable! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    Patent Attorneys should be barred from getting patents themselves, because they obviously know how to abuse the (very abuseable) patent system. The U.S. Patent Office needs to be scrapped and rebuilt from scratch. This antiquated office now stifles innovation instead of encouraging it.

    1. Re:This is unbelievable! by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 0, Troll

      Fuck yes! Anyone with knowledge or education is obviously not to be trusted. They laughed at me in the 70s when I was all about the Khmer Rouge -- they had a nice idea of putting a stop to all those educated assholes who can interpret the law and do things that nobody else thought of.

      You sir, are a smart motherfucker. By keeping attorneys as far from the law as possible, we will make the world a better place. Just think: if nobody knows the law, nobody can do anything with it.

  185. Idea by nenolod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Auction off the patents on eBay. That way, the guy who made the patents could score, and he could use the people he's suing to do it! Doesn't that just sound great!!! Also, when someone else has the patents, then they can sue eBay, and they can sell the patents, and keep a whole Law Suit chain going on.

  186. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by danigurlyo · · Score: 1

    A little off the subject of ebay being sued...but oh well, you know ;) But really...grammar and spelling are very important. It's kind of a way to show you're educated, and when you show that, people will respect your opinions more. You may not care what people think (this is what most people say) but it does leave a little bit of a memory with you. People will read your stuff and remember "Oh yea, that's the guy who can't spell...moron..."

  187. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wait. a better EXAMPLE of ironic would be that you dont know the difference between an example and a definition. you seem to be a pretty lame troll.

  188. Re:Nope. Try again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you asking a question, or just trying to look like a dumbfuck?

  189. Sorry, but I've already.. by Genjurosan · · Score: 1

    patented the process to get a patent, and you can't use that process unless you pay me first.

  190. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that kind of like how people read your posts and think, "Oh, that's the guy who responds to obviously ironic trolls"?

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  191. just can't buy it... on weed? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Funny

    People can not apply the phrase on a computer on the back of every tried and true business model and expect to get royalties or the ability to sue the bejesus out of people.

    But what about the phrase ... "on weed." ? I could patent the acts of "watching a movie, or summer sky, or one's own hand on weed." Now if only the people who do that had any money for me to take...

    1. Re:just can't buy it... on weed? by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      There might be a legal obstacle (War on Drugs) to your patent in the US.
      But if you settle down in Canada, you might be able to start collecting royalties soon :)

  192. Re:someone's already patented the wheel by Kevin_ap · · Score: 1

    or as he calls it a: "circular transportation facilitation device"
    here's the full story: http://www.theage.com.au/news/state/2001/07/02/FFX 0ADFPLOC.html

  193. Randite alert! Randite alert! by n8_f · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The other is the capitalist system we are in - which has been proven to work great. Individuals assert their own rights and work to benefit themselves and in doing so, benefit society at large.

    No. The robber barons of the early steel and oil industries did not work to the good of society. They amassed massive personal wealth in order to create personal dynasties that still last to this day (Rockefeller, Carnegie, etc.). This was done to the detriment of the mass of society (low wages, child labor, massive numbers of industrial accidents, union busters, etc.). It is an inverse proportion: the smaller the concentration of wealth, the greater the rest of society is screwed. Look at every accumulation of massive person wealth through history and you will see the exploitation of societies for the gain of a few.

    The first is the communist system. It's a great idea in principle, but as anyone older than 15 will tell you, it just doesn't work.

    And that same person will tell you the same about capitalism. We live in a complex world and any simple model will eventually break down. Sure, capitalism works great at first (as does communism). There is a level playing field, lots of entities competing, fast innovation in the industry. But then one or two players emerge as the strongest and the competition dies away. The industry consolidates, barriers to entry are raised, and there is a hardening of the arteries. At this point, capitalism fails because the barriers to competition are prohibitvely high and competition dies. And this is the best case; if some players start with an unequal advantage, the hardening and consolidation can occur before the industry even begins. E.g., Microsoft entering a new industry and using its billions to bar others from competing by giving away the product or the broadband providers using legislation to make it harder for competitors to compete.

    The same thing happens at a societal level. Face it, if a person is born rich, they have a large head start on everybody else. If the gap between rich and poor becomes too great, it doesn't matter how in-bred, weak, and dumb a blue-blood gets, no one can catch up. Government (societal) regulation is needed to help narrow the gap between rich and poor, to ensure that we all start on a somewhat even playing field no matter who we are born to. No society will be perfect (imperfect world again), but the society that gets closest has the best chance of success because it is less likely that their next Einstein will be shot dead in a ghetto at 15. Competition is great and the best competition occurs when everyone starts from the same place.

    If...it would be impossible for eBay to succeed without infringing the patent, I see nothing wrong with eBay sharing some of their profits with the inventor who they owe their success to.

    Ah, but there is an incongruency in that statement. eBay infringing the patent and owing their success to it are two entirely different things. Yes, your disclaimer says you are using a fictional patent (not very sporting, changing the subject of debate halfway through). But you don't say that it is any more meritorious than this one, only different. I do agree that the original poster's argument is flawed, but your's is equally so.

    It used to be that patents were for inventions; patent applications required a working model or plans for the invention being patented. Some good examples of this (and the patent system at its best, although there were also abuses) are provided by the American gun industry in the 19th and early 20th centuries, such as the lever-action repeating rifle (the Winchester). Anyone could invent a repeating rifle, but they couldn't use the same lever mechanism to eject the spent shell and load a new one (which was an ingenious solution, both reliable and elegant) unless they licensed it (for a period of time).

    Now, however, an applicant can be so abstract as to patent a general idea and not an invention. There is a level of specificity missing. You should have to provide source code, a UML design, something that goes quite a bit beyond what "software" and "business plan" patents require.

    How many ideas are truly original? We are all standing on the shoulders of giants, afterall. What is important is the application of an idea, the creation of something unique.

    So, eBay can not avoid infringing the patent and yet does not owe any of their success to the "inventor" (a misuse of the word) of the patent. That is a telling sign that our patent system needs some revision. Besides which, the patent was filed a couple months after the first post on eBay. Another problem with our patent system.

    Yours,
    Nathan

  194. Re:Nope. Try again. by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 1
    First, the article states that the patents were filed for in 1995, five months before the first iteration of eBay ever went on line...there is no "IF" there.

    Second, it doesn't matter whether the patents were granted or not...the point is that the "inventor" applied for a patent in 1995 before eBay went online. It is the filing that matters. I believe this is a contributing reason to why scientists (particularly in the private sector) working on the same research are often "racing" each other. The person who files for the patent first "wins" -- they "own" the intellectual property.

    As an analogy, if you and I both want the same domain name but I file for it first, I get it. It doesn't matter what you were doing or whether I've put the domain name into use yet. It belongs to me.

    As a side note, I believe it was these types of issues that persuaded the USPTO to stop hiding the details of patent applications. It was difficult, if not impossible, for an up-and-coming business to keep track of what intellectual property was out there if they couldn't even see a description of the property.

  195. I just can't stop laughing! by jafac · · Score: 2

    I can't wait, in 5 more years when my patent on submarine patents runs out, I'm going to fucking sue all of these bastards!

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  196. The Pencil Eraser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Back in the late 1800s, someone tried to patent the lead pencil with an eraser. The patent was struck down. Why? Because there was nothing novel. The eraser and the pencil did not interact in any meaningful way that made it a new device.


    How is this any different? It's still an auction (a pencil) and you're just slapping on a computer (an eraser).


    Fuck the greedy bastard.

  197. As the saying goes.... by stevenbee · · Score: 2
    People who can, do.

    People who can't, sue.

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  198. Can you say "official notice". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a long held principle called "official notice" that the PTO and courts have at their disposal in deciding patent validity.

    It basically holds that obviousness can be present based upon a technical line of reasoning, such as established business principles, art-recognized equivalents, legal precedent, common knowledge or official notice.

    The PTO has posted example arguments deciding for obviousness as applied to business method patents

    These arguments are applicable in cases involving automation of a known manual process, including automation on the Internet .....the chances are low that there will be any bright lines of easy patentability in the area of obviousness for business methods. The Patent Office has made it clear with these examples that there are various weapons at their disposal for rejecting business method patent applications.

  199. Future Shock by Bluesee · · Score: 2

    This kind of amazes me to some extent. Since I can't get into the minds of legislators and patent clerks, and for that matter, lawyers, I can't determine the answer to this question:

    Do what degree do these people in charge grasp the technology?

    The article says that 'business methods' were ruled to be patentable in 1995, a critical time because business methods were rapidly being transferred to the internet. It also says that the number of patents swelled after that ruling.

    Thus, the holder of such obvious patents gets rich off the hard work of companies like eBay, because the patent was obscure and possibly unknown to the eBay founder when he launched his venture. I know, I read that they had correspondence, but it strikes me as insane that putting anything on the internet can be patentable.

    The internet, which was supposed to break down the barriers to progress is instead chilling entrepreneurship!

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    1. Re:Future Shock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you and all, but perhaps chilling entrepreneurship (that is, promoting free services) is progress?

    2. Re:Future Shock by Kibo · · Score: 1

      When did onsale.com come online? I seem to remember them running online auctions around 1994.

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    3. Re:Future Shock by Bluesee · · Score: 2

      I think I define entrepreneurship as the incentive a guy has to go invent something, put it on the internet (f'rinstance), and try to make a few bucks, or simply do it 'because it's there'; I am trying to not make the distinction between money-making and non-profit ventures. As an example, think of fansites, those labor-of-love websites dedicated to an actor or a rock band, or even a TV sitcom. To build one of those can be considered e-ship even though it is not profitable in the lucrative sense. Well, those days are over, folks, thanks to businesses cracking down on them. I recall when Paul Simon wrote the song "Kodachrome" he was almost sued by Kodak (who owned the phrase), but then they decided that it was good PR to let it ride.

      But this incidence chills entrepreneurship because you cannot just put something up on a website, even a money-making venture without potentially opening yourself up to lawsuits and litigation. There is no goodwill among people who take these patents out so they can sue others who actually implement the idea... er, I dunno, some things need protection and some things don't, but from my perspective, the less lawyers in court arguing about the internet, the better for us all.

      Kiddie porn, sure, but business methods? No way.

      A possible solution: lawyers are never permitted to become judges or politicians. Pass the Bar exam and sign away those career options.

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  200. Re: commodities exchanges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct. And to take it a step further, these commodities would also qualify as 'used goods' (to follow the wording of the patent).

  201. * sigh * by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2

    I guess it was inevitable. Sooner or later someone would notice that you can do the patent law equivilent of cyber-squatting (patent something already invented but not patented by someone else) with patent law and rake in the big bucks. It will be interesting to see what the courts do with this now.

  202. Re:Ever heard of "JURY NULLIFICATION"?-Have now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to thank you for the above links. I don't think people realize how messed up our system really is. Soon it may be easier to move to another country, and let the remaining system crash down around people's ears. To borrow a phrase "No pain, no gain". Ah well nothing last forever.

  203. Online auctions have been going on for HOW LONG?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I've not read the patents, mainly because I've not seen a link to them, I did notice this person filed for the first one in 1995. It strikes me that there is a slight problem of prior art. I first participated in Online Auctions in 1992, and I'm sure there are many people here that were participating in them long before that.

    Z.

  204. God bless patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God bless patents

  205. Attention Ebay: How to avoid a lawsuit... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    Offer to make the guy an immediate partner, with 5% take off profits, and I think he'll at least give it some serious consideration.
    .

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  206. this is OLD tech by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

    There were several BBS doors that provided for online auctions way back when. BBS Auction Mart,
    Auction It!, Auction Online to name a few. This is prior art by any definition. This guy is a loser, and a lawyer. Who would have thunk it?

  207. Patenters should be obliged to use their patents by jelle · · Score: 2

    It seems like all that patent holders do is sue. Patent law was means to stimulate innovation, not stimulate lawsuits.

    Maybe they should be productive for a change and actually apply the technology they patented.

    Part of the patent law should be that if you don't apply your patent in public products (actual products for sale and directly undiscriminatorily available to the public, in which the invention is applied and for which applicaton of the patent is publicly documented and proven), you can't sue either. Plus if somebody is publicly doing what you think you patented (like ebay), you must sue withing 6 months or you loose your patent for that public activity. Otherwise, it's abuse of somebody else's productive efforts.

    That's what I think, personally.

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  208. Prior Art? by kg4czo · · Score: 1

    Ya know, I seem to remember a few BBS doors that could do almost the exact same thing that eBay does back in the 80's and early 90's. Maybe they should pull those rabbits and see what the results are. Online auctions have been around a lot longer than eBay and longer than this patent.

  209. The goverment should sue him by ehiris · · Score: 2

    For using a technology he doesn't have a patent on to create a patent.

  210. I got a great one... by umask077 · · Score: 1

    Im gonna patent selling stuff from junkyards, Then I can sue ebay too.

    Ebay, Creating a 5 billion dollar industry out of landfill.

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  211. Re:the spelling and grammar troll v1.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh yea, that's the guy who can't spell...moron..."

    You're going to write off some non-morons who can't spell too. Why not just run everything you see through a spell checker before you read it.

    It's kind of a way to show you're educated, and when you show that, people will respect your opinions more

    This ignores the person who is educated and either chooses to misspell (to prove that judging people's education by their spelling is not always accurate) or makes a typo.

    What bothers me about you and your kind is that you seem to know spelling is ultimately arbitrary and irrelevant to the content, yet you spread the idea that spelling is important, thereby prolonging an injustice.

  212. You do not understand jury duty by thogard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even though the judge and every lawyer in sight will disagree with this... Your purpose on the jury is to judge the law in the context of the accused. The jury is the last check and balance in the system. Use it when you get the chance.

  213. Re:Prior art ... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

    This is, of course the basic design of the ChaosNet that was in use at MIT during the 80's (and is still in use by some MIT hackers).

    Yeah, that's clearly a case of Prior Art, but the way the patent office works, one need only specify that one's scheme is specifically for "cell phones" to get a narrow patent, even though that isn't really significantly different from any other radio-based system. Plus, by saying "cell phones" one paints a big red bullseye on the ass of any of the big wireless providers who implement your patented method. WooHoo! Deep Pockets!

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  214. Maybe the could just... sell it on eBay? ;-) by cwis42 · · Score: 1

    I suggest the patent holder try to sell his Patent on eBay, this could be a great way to earn money. ;-)

  215. OT on sig Re:I have proof of prior by msouth · · Score: 2

    if you put a credit in your .sig, people might be led to watch the show, and that would be good for everyone.

    mike

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  216. jury nullification by msouth · · Score: 2

    Also used by juries in the North to let slaves go ahead and run away even though that act was clearly illegal.

    Or, so I heard.

    (Repeating rumors _is_ what the internet is for, issn't it?)

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  217. Don't patent lawyers know about sentences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An open-fronted refrigerated display case permitting shoppers direct access to goods displayed therein which also allows loading thereof by the movement of a loaded cart into a stationary location within the display case from the front direction or the rear direction, the case including a stationary housing which defines a refrigerated enclosure which further defines a front opening and a rear wall area and a case floor, the front opening having an air curtain extending thereover created by the passage of refrigerated air from air outlets along the upper edge of the front opening to air inlets along the lower edge of the front opening, also including an air circuit means to communicate the air from the inlet to the outlet and through the refrigeration device to form the air curtain from refrigerated air, also including a door means extending over at least a portion of the rear wall area with the remainder of the rear wall area covered by a curtain means, the door means being mounted within at least one track and the insulating curtain being mounted immediately adjacent the single track such that the door is slidably mounted within the track and when moved to an open position the curtain collapses allowing entry of the movable cart from the rear direction, and when the slidably mounted door is closed the curtain will expand to isolate the environment within the refrigerated case from the external environment, the case also including vertical air conduits within the hollow rear doors to aid in the communication of air from the air inlets at the bottom of the open front to the air outlets at the top of the open front, the movable carts adapted to be moved into the refrigerated enclosure from the rear direction through the door means or from the front direction through the open front area.

    Don't patent lawyers know about sentences?

    Maybe I should patent them then...

  218. perhaps a reduced term by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    I can still see the benefits of software patents for truly innovative creations, but perhaps the terms should be shorter for 20 years due to the nature of the software industry; perhaps something more like 5-7 years would be more reasonable.

  219. The need for patent reform... by Deven · · Score: 2

    The RSA patent is actually my favorite example of a patent which hurt the computer industry for a number of years before it finally expired. We really needed RSA to be unencumbered in the early 90s when the internet was just taking off. If we hadn't had crypto patents back then maybe we'd actually have something like DNSSEC now.

    I have mixed feelings about the RSA patent. Like you, I wish the algorithm was unencumbered 10 years ago; it would have been a boon to the Internet. On the other hand, there was actual innovation in the algorithm, and it took skill to devise it. I'm forced to admit we might not have RSA in the public domain today if R, S & A hadn't invented it. There was nothing inevitable about this innovation.

    Yes, British Intelligence had already invented the RSA system a decade earlier, but it was classified. It might still be classified and unknown to the public, but for R, S & A inventing the same algorithm independently. Nevertheless, as soon as the British invention was declassified, perhaps the fact of its prior invention should have invalidated the RSA patent. However, I'm not sure it "counts" if it was an unpublished invention.

    The point is that innovations like RSA do advance the state of the art, even if they restrain us from taking full advantage of it for a while. Of course, that's how the patent system was intended to work -- give the inventor a monopoly in order to eventually gain the benefit for the public. The RSA algorithm wouldn't be very useful to us if it were still classified in Britain and otherwise unknown...

    Personally I think there needs to be a moritorium on software patents in order to allow software to rapidly develop. Patents do not really encourage development. I have every expectation that R, S and A would have developed their crypto system even if they couldn't have patented it. Similarly, I'm sure that Amazon would have produced one-click even if it wasn't patentable.

    Yes, R, S & A probably would have invented their crypto system either way, but that's because they are academics. Suppose they were corporate researchers? Then it wouldn't be a foregone conclusion that they'd have invented it anyway.

    The one-click patent is fundamentally invalid because its invention was inevitable. Faced with the problem of reducing the consumer's effort required to order a product, any halfway competent engineer could have setup a database of customer information and programmed a system to order the product with a single click and use the stored information for all payment and shipping information. This solution is obvious, which is exactly why the patent never should have been granted in the first place. Nevertheless, under our current system, this invalid patent is probably enforceable.

    Patents were intended to encourage inventors to divulge their inventions which might otherwise be kept secret or never invented in the first place. The "nonobvious" requirement exists to ensure that the public doesn't make a costly concession (the statutory monopoly of a patent) for any invention which was inevitable. Patents were intended to serve a public interest, and granting obvious patents makes a mockery of the process.

    Patents should not be a race to see who can develop and patent each obvious idea first, yet that's exactly what's been happening -- especially in the area of software patents. The USPTO has a miserable track record of evaluating software patents for obviousness, or even finding prior art, since most prior software art usually isn't found in their patent archives.

    The patent system is failing to serve the public interest it was designed for, because the USPTO has been derelict in its duty to grant patents fairly. Society bears an enormous burden of costs associated with these invalid patents, from the direct and indirect costs associated with the monopoly itself, to the enormous costs involved in overturning an invalid patent in court -- in the few instances where a patent can be successfully challenged. No matter how questionable a patent is, it enjoys a legal presumption of validity which is difficult (and expensive) to overturn. Each bad patent represents an enormous burden on society, and we've seen a veritable flood of bad patents in recent years.

    Worse yet, the system encourages abuse of the patent system. Upstanding companies who choose not to file for a patent on an obvious invention can be blackmailed later by an unscrupulous competitor who was willing and able to abuse the system and obtain a bad patent. There are no consequences for abusing the system, and plenty of potential rewards -- corporations are usually amoral and greedy; is it any wonder they are drawn to this corrupt patent system like moths to a flame?

    Also, the USPTO itself is fundamentally flawed, as it derives its sole revenues from patent fees (so it's important to keep those fees coming in by granting as many patents as possible, good or not) and it bears NONE of the cost that it imposes on society for bad patents it grants. There are no checks and balances in the system to ensure that the patent office only grants good patents, so we have a proliferation of bad patents.

    The USPTO is desperately in need of reform and a fundamental restructuring to incorporate checks and balances to ensure that the patent system return to its original purpose of serving a public interest instead of enriching private interests with undeserved monopolies. All existing patents which haven't expired should be audited, and the invalid ones should be revoked. (Of course, that probably won't happen.)

    The only way that the USPTO can be reformed is through Congressional action. Unfortunately, the corporations who benefit from the current corrupt system are well-represented in Congress, while the plight of the public at large is largely unrecognized, as with the perpetual copyright extensions of recent decades.

    The fundamental problem with "Intellectual Property" is not that it's a flawed concept, but that it's been abused and twisted into a corrupt institution which is damaging our society as much as the favoritism of the British crown granting royal monopolies at a whim in centuries past.

    That's why the Constitution does not allow for perpetual monopolies, and nearly didn't allow for any intellectual-property protections at all. The only reason the "intellectual property clause" was allowed into the Constitution at all was because the framers believed that our country would be immune to exactly this corruption due to the power of the people to vote corrupt politicians out of office. Make no mistake, if they could have seen the future, they would have banned copyrights and patents entirely.

    I don't see where elminating software patents will do any harm. It will, however, mean that you can't just invent one critical piece of software or algorithm and have a consistant gravy train for 20 years. It means that to get a consistant source of cash you have to innovate year over year, which apparently scares the crap out of a lot of powerful people.

    If software patents were rare and reasonable (like the RSA patent) instead of frequent and ridiculous (like the one-click patent), the cost imposed on society would be a miniscule fraction of what we're paying now. Given the speed of innovation in the software field, maybe 5-10 years would be sufficient incentive, but is it good to offer different levels of protections in different industries? That might be a bad precedent.

    Software patents should only be granted in those rare instances where nearly any programmer would look at the algorithm and think: "My god! How did they ever think of that? That's fucking brilliant!" Any algorithm where that is the typical reaction may well be deserving of a patent, and one isn't likely to accidently reinvent it, unknowingly infringing on a patent.

    Instead, we've seen a slew of software patents where most programmers think: "That's obvious, why the hell did they grant that patent?" Many of these bad patents are obvious, given the problem to be solved. Just because someone was the first to think of the solution, often it's only because that was the first person presented with that particular problem to solve. Copyright protection is appropriate here, but patents are overkill, and impose a tremendous cost on society for no benefit whatsoever.

    Unfortunately, in the mind of a patent attorney, "obvious" doesn't mean what you think it means. Any minute detail that hasn't been conceived in a particular way before is viewed as "nonobvious", which conveniently allows many more patents to be filed. The USPTO plays along with this charade, which ensures a steady revenue of patent fees to fund the USPTO. The courts are loathe to second-guess the USPTO, since it's suppose to be their job to determine what's patentable or not.

    The situation is especially bad with software patents precisely because computers and software is "Greek" to judges, patent attorneys and even the patent examiners who ought to know the field they're granting patents in. This would be the best reason for a moratoriam on software patents: the system isn't competent to determine validity.

    Patent litigation is notoriously expensive and dangerous, and the stakes are high -- invalid patents are licensed every day, to avoid the risk of losing in court. The more licenses a bad patent has, the greater the appearance of legitimacy -- why would anyone license an invalid patent? Bad patents should be revoked routinely through an administrative review/audit process, not an adversarial legal process.

    The current system is badly broken and amounts to legalized extortion in many cases. Only Congress can fix it, and they're not likely to as long as the corporate interests have their attention. Patents are meaningless to the average voter, so it's not clear how meaningful reform can ever be expected from Congress. Campaign finance reform may help mitigate the undue corporate influence, but Congress won't do anything until they realize the damage to society and believe voters know and care about it.

    Having geeks talk to congresscritters is a good start, but it's probably not enough. We also need to find a way to get Joe Sixpack to care about this issue, which is easier said than done...

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  220. Re:Randite alert! Randite alert! by donutello · · Score: 2

    Re-read the parent post - and then re-read mine. I am not debating the virtues of intellectual property rights.

    The parent poster said the patent holder should relinquish his rights because eBay was one of the only companies doing well in a faltering economy and his actions would cause people to lose jobs, etc.

    My point was simply that it was ridiculous to expect him to give up his rights "for the greater good" and that he was perfectly entitled to a share of eBays profits if they did have an infringing patent that they couldn't move away from.

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  221. mitigating factors by shibboleth · · Score: 1

    While not a lawyer, I done a fair amount of thinking on this subject. I've written the former president and my congressmen about how detrimental and unfair junk patents are, and have parted w/far more o' the green stuff for legal consultation re: related matters than i should have. One of my late-breaking conclusions is that, while business method and software patents are, in fact, bad on the whole, the situation is not as bad as it first appears.

    The US PTO does not prosecute infringement claims for you. The patent holder must do that for himself, and the junk patent jokers, holding only junk as they do, would usually lose. That's a good thing, for when the stakes are high enough you have this escape valve (optimistically speaking).

    Unfortunate cases like the eBay suit happen because it is cheap for said joker to ask for a licensing fee and, if spurned, to file a pursuant lawsuit. And it will frequently happen that the defendent will determine that it makes sense, financially, to pay up rather than fight, as attorneys work rarely for free.

    I would hope the courts would smile alot more kindly, though, at the plaintiff that starts from scratch something new and different (even if its just a business model) and who then patents it and makes the business go (not nec'ly in that order). Along comes a corporate behemoth inclined to consider him, returning as he has from the frontier w/o an arrow in the back, a market research firm publishing free results. If i'm right about the court's sympathies, the patent then creates considerable incentive for the newcomer to deal with the entrepreneur meaningfully (eg, offering to buy his co. or asks to license his IP) instead of obliterating him via incomparable resources, experience, contacts, payola, etc. And thus shores up the incentive as well for the entrepreneur to have risked his financial well being in the first place and prove the concept.

    In short, the courts, while expensive and inefficient, provide a check on PTO excesses; To successfully enforce a patent you must convince a court that the infringement is real and that the patent is valid beyond simply its PTO signet.

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  222. Re:Randite alert! Randite alert! by peter · · Score: 2
    My point was simply that it was ridiculous to expect him to give up his rights "for the greater good" and that he was perfectly entitled to a share of eBays profits if they did have an infringing patent that they couldn't move away from.


    Yes, I understood that from your post. (I assume Nathan did too.) I don't agree with you, though. First of all, remember that the rights in question are _not_ basic or fundamental rights. They are the result of the way the patent system was designed. Usually, (esp. these days) the phrase "give up your rights" refers to rights to free speech, privacy and/or anonymity, freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures, and things like that. Those are obviously deserving of protection, and should be though of as intrinsic for sentient life. The right we are talking about here is the right to collect money from people who independently came up with your idea.

    It isn't possible to prove a negative, so someone can't prove they didn't see a patent (or the actual invention, before or after the patent filing). Since there is no way (that I've thought of) to distinguish someone who copied the invention from someone who came up with it independently, the only way to stop an invention from being copied is to treat independent inventors as infringers. The western-capitalist patent system works that way, and so grants the right to collect money from independent inventors. I see that right as a bad side-effect of the system. The system was designed to benefit inventors, but I don't they that is a fair benefit.

    What I object to here is someone who didn't contribute anything to Ebay, ever, trying to get money from them. He is legally allowed to do this, but I see it as extortion. No legal system is perfect, and unfortunately the patent system allows this kind of extortion. To take advantage of this characteristic (dare I say flaw or loophole) in the system when it could seriously damage things, is nasty, IMHO. It may be possible to design a system where maximally greedy behaviour by some or all participants leads to optimum levels of happiness (or other form of goodness) for everyone, but the current situation of countries and their laws around the globe is not it. (I think being happy and enjoying life is the most important thing. Further, one of the things that makes me happy is when other people have a fair chance to be happy, which isn't happening in a lot of the third world.)

    Additionally, some /.ers claim that this patent was actually filed after Ebay started running. This would be proof that Ebay came up with their ideas without input from this guy. The case where the independent invention was before the patent is one case where the patent system is fair to the independent inventor, as the patent is disallowed because of prior art. If this happens, it will be exactly what the weasel deserves.

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