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Microsoft News Update

Microsoft news of the past few days: Media Player 9 is the subject of a few articles, including one on its integrated digital restrictions and one on changes in its privacy options. Microsoft is releasing certain API's, and is releasing a service pack for Windows XP, under the requirements of its antitrust settlement with the Federal Gov't. On the downside, code to crash any modern Windows machine with NetBIOS enabled is now floating around the net, and there's been more publicity of the vulnerabilities in Microsoft IIS/SSL.

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  1. Netbios... by kc0dby · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean come on... We've been nuking win95 machines since '96... It's time to find a new protocol!

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    1. Re:Netbios... by quinkin · · Score: 1
      Protocol??

      I'm sorry, but I don't see Samba based NetBIOS OS's on the list of nuke targets (not that there aren't ways to kill a variety of Samba versions).

      I think it is fairly obvious that the very clearly designed protocol on which windows netBIOS is (loosely) based is not at fault.

      The blame lies squarely with the implementors - Microsoft.

      That said, it should be easy to fix. Expect a 20kB security vulnerability patch in the next few weeks.

      Quinkin.

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    2. Re:Netbios... by tshak · · Score: 2

      You make a good point. What system on the Internet even has this port open?

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    3. Re:Netbios... by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah but the design of Samba is such that if you do this you only irritate yourself. If you do this on a Windows box you irritate everyone else using it as a fileserver.

      Jeremy Allison,
      Samba Team.

    4. Re:Netbios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A patch has been available since August 22nd. See http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS02-045.asp

    5. Re:Netbios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just like they rushed out the patch for the SSL bug!!!!!

    6. Re:Netbios... by painkillr · · Score: 1

      404 4 m3

    7. Re:Netbios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every Windows install, by default.

    8. Re:Netbios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the matter fucknutts unable to spot the space in the url?

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS02-045.asp
      H ere is the retard freindly version.

      Now just gimme yer IP :D

    9. Re:Netbios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default.asp?url =/technet/security/bulletin/MS02-045.asp

    10. Re:Netbios... by Tor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You make a good point. What system on the Internet even has this port open?

      Most Windows machines - that is - most computers on the Internet.

      I have a CGI script running from Apache on my Linux firewall, named "/scripts/root.exe". (This is actually a counterterrorism measure against a unrelated issue, namely the IIS hole and the Nimda virus). Part of what I am doing in this script is to use Samba ("nmblookup" and "smbclient") to determine the Windows name of the attacking machine, and then to send back a pop-up message warning the owner about their virus infection.

      I log these responses as well. I used to get a 75% "hit rate", that is, 75% of attackers exposed NetBIOS information (such as their computer name) directly on the Internet. Recently, my ISP (AT&T Broadband) have started to filter out incoming traffic to ports 137-139 - and since most requests come from people in the same IP address range as mine, most probes are thus unsuccessful nowadays. But among IP addresses from by other ISPs, I still get more machines that reveal this information than machines that don't.

      Needless to say, all of these machines would be exposed to "smbdie" - however most of them are probably still running Win98, and so are not affected.

    11. Re:Netbios... by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

      where can I get this root.exe?

      I'm tried of seeing all these hits/probes by code red infected machines. blocking the ip addresses on my firewire becomes something of a nuisance.

    12. Re:Netbios... by tshak · · Score: 2

      Interesting. Of late I've found that most ISP's (ATTBI included) have blocked these ports. Also, many people use some sort of a "Broadband Router" which either block everything incoming or just sets up a subnet using NAT. So, this leaves dial up users not using AOL, MSN, or any other ISP not blocking NetBIOS.

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    13. Re:Netbios... by Barbarian · · Score: 2

      Expect a 20kB security vulnerability patch in the next few weeks.

      More like 500 kb with DRM stuff included...

  2. Shifty by rczyzewski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still think Microsoft's actions are shifty. Ok, let's release some code, but not a lot of it or enough to be completely useful. We'll bring a few *nix users over, a few Mac zealouts back, and more customers for us because they no longer think of us as the "bad guy" because we showed we can be open source. BS. It's a half-assed solution to a ass-backward situation. If they can't do it right, should they even be doing it at all?

    1. Re:Shifty by greenrd · · Score: 2
      As another poster said - hang on, where is the source code? Or is this just media cluebies who don't know their RAM from their HDDs saying "They're releasing source code!"

    2. Re:Shifty by TurdFurgeson · · Score: 0

      So am I reading you correctly in that you currently develop a lot of software on Microsoft platforms and can't wait to write even better software? Or are you just bitching because it's Microsoft.

      Anyone wanna take bets?

  3. IIS Vulnerabilities by sllort · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here's a box running IIS that appears to be having some security issues.

  4. I hate Windows Media Player... by slashuzer · · Score: 1
    I have got version 7 or something and the thing is a resource hogger and a nuisance. Why can't one have a simple yet feature-ful media player. Not everyone needs those stupid eye candy skins and what not.

    Agreed that I am on a 600 Mhz P3 with 128 MB RAM but still. OK, rant over.

    1. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by xactoguy · · Score: 1

      Use Winamp 3 It now has full video support, isn't too much of a resource hog, and, if you like skins, has full support for them too.

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    2. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by freeefalln · · Score: 1

      winamp3 isnt too much of a resource hog?! uses 18MB of memory when playing a single 3MB mp3. I'll stick to winamp2.x.

    3. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by gl4ss · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      all mediaplayer 'upgrades' have really been downgrades ;) the 'compact mode' of the newer one's is just plain shite, with the little box floating around the screen.

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    4. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 1

      Plus, it is far less responsive than WInamp 2.x. And it takes three time as long to load. And it doesn't support Winamp classic plugins. And Winamp 2 has a few good video plugins already.

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    5. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't a resource hog! Comeon, a mp3 player shouldn't bog down a P2 300 let alone a 486DX2 66! It can bring down a P2 without playing anything! None of the features in 3.0 have an excuse to be that slow, except for the new video player.

    6. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by dknj · · Score: 1

      windows media player 7 (or 8 or whatever version is installed with xp) only uses 10MB. winamp3 also has issues with loading playlists of mp3s on windows shares. it spent 5 minutes trying to load my playlist and then generated a program error. winamp3 sucks (resource usage-wise), you will be better off sticking to winamp 2.x and using a video input plugin

    7. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by dknj · · Score: 2, Informative
    8. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Retron · · Score: 1
      Say no to Media Player 7 - just run mplayer2 instead!

      (For some reason, even Windows XP still comes with mplay32.exe (a port of the Media Player shipped with Video for Windows years ago); mplayer2.exe runs Media Player 6 which can play pretty much anything that 7 can.)

    9. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by slashuzer · · Score: 0

      But mplayer2 doesn't have features like brightness, hue, contrast for videos etc. I just want a basic player with features, simple usability. Eye candy I don't care for.

    10. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Um, Mozilla virus infected?

    11. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      the 'compact mode' of the newer one's is just plain shite, with the little box floating around the screen.


      Options...->Player tab->clear the check on 'When in compact mode, always display anchor window'

      works in WMP7 or WMP8(XP).

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    12. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by zachdms · · Score: 1

      That's version prejudice. :) WMP7 was a complete rewrite of WMP6 and shows it. WMP8 (aka WMP for Windows XP) improved perf and cleaned itself up. Try out WMP9 when it comes out - it's basically the "v3" WMP, which is usually where Microsoft succeeds.

    13. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Ravensfire · · Score: 1

      Might I suggest Coolplayer as a simple audio player?

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    14. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WMP9 will be really slick, pity it will only be able to play what M$ gives you permission to play!!

    15. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Bungie · · Score: 1

      Go to run under the Start menu and type 'mplayer2'. This is Media Player 6.4, which is always installed alongside 7 and 8 but is ten times faster (and it gives you the ability to set codec options).

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    16. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So 600MHz is slow now? I'm typing this on a Pentium 166 with 64mb of RAM...

      Windows users... So superficial on their system specs.

    17. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by toopc · · Score: 1
      Options...->Player tab->clear the check on 'When in compact mode, always display anchor window'

      Would you cut it out with those hepful suggestions? We're trying to complain about Microsoft here! We don't need no stinking facts getting in the way!

    18. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too much hassle signing up anywayz just wanted to say mplayer2.exe on my computer and codec settings shows much better picture than 8 or any other media player. it is a bit difficult to deal with, have to get out of full screen mode to skim around, but still best picture I'd say. not sure why anybody know?

    19. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      If you're playing Divx files (with Codec 5.02), you can go File, Properties, Advanced tab, select "Divx Decoder Filter" from the list, open the Quality Setings tab, and there it is, brightness control. Under Codec 4.x it was one less step (no need to click Quality Settings)

      It's a bit hard to get to, but if you install Nimo Codec Pack you get a nifty tray icon with which you can open that "Divx Decoder Filter" window directly.

      This feature isn't there for MPEG files though, but the benefits of mplayer2's (almost) zero startup time outweighs the costs.

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    20. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That plugin is very poorly written -- causing wa3 to crash, and it only supports general and dsp plugins; no visuals.

    21. Re:I hate Windows Media Player... by FlameSnyper · · Score: 1

      Posers. XMMS works fine for me.

  5. Well... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the downside, code to crash any modern Windows machine with NetBIOS enabled is now floating around the net

    Well, one good way to help the propagation along would be to post a link to it on slashdot so thousands of script kiddies can get ahold of it... oh wait..

    1. Re:Well... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2

      I would rather read here on Slashdot that there is a hack "in the wild", so that I can educate myself and defend myself. The chances that a script-kiddie would learn of this via google or astalavista or newsgroups before I do -- since they have an active interest -- is much more likely. If i didn't read about it here, the next chance I would have would probably be a) mainstream media discovery (unlikely), or b) via the next set of patches released via Windows Update or identified by CNET's catchup utility. And we all know how responsive MS is to security breaches...

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    2. Re:Well... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the plus side, someone might be able to use this to knock out the machines that are still flooding the net with CodeRed.

      Besides, anyone smart has NETBIOS blocked at the firewall already, right?

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    3. Re:Well... by BigASS · · Score: 1
      Well, one good way to help the propagation along would be to post a link to it on slashdot


      Well.. the faster it propogates and evolves, the faster microsoft will actually have to do something about it.. (atleast in theory, eh?)

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    4. Re:Well... by joshua404 · · Score: 1

      Well, one good way to help the propagation along would be to post a link to it on slashdot so thousands of script kiddies can get ahold of it... oh wait.. I commend Michael for doing so (and I am no fan of his) because by publicizing exploits it increases the pressure Microsoft to fix them more quickly. Security through obscurity is no security at all.

    5. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Security through obscurity is no security at all.

      Blah, blah, blah... Virtually ALL security is security through obscurity. That's why we change our passwords.

      I'm not saying exploits shouldn't be publicized, I'm just getting tired of that meaningless refrain.

    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to read this on slashdot so you can learn that you have to firewall the netbios ports? Is housing so expensive in your neighbourhood that living under a rock is a viable alternative?

    7. Re:Well... by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Besides, anyone smart has NETBIOS blocked at the firewall already, right?

      Anybody that smart wouldn't be spewing out Code Red attacks in the first place.

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  6. Re:Crash Windows by rczyzewski · · Score: 0

    I still think my win95 pc would be better off getting knocked off my desk than if I "upgraded" it.

  7. Hasn't this been around for a while? by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was under the impression that the ability to crash a windows box with malformed NetBIOS data had actually been around for quite some time.

    Apparently, you can also crash a Windows box by pouring beer into the fan outlet of the power supply. Code to be posted soon.

    1. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG!! You can do THAT with Linux tooo!!! AHHH!!

    2. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      In fact, I know this problem has been around for a while. I used to do it accidentally quite a bit during the course of some development work. You could also cause Banyan/VINES servers to panic quite nicely with bad SMB requests.

    3. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by skin_job · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Apparently, you can also crash a Windows box by pouring beer into the fan outlet of the power supply. Code to be posted soon" Great!! I was able to get the desired results once, but since then have been unable to duplicate the effect. I have had no problem, however, with Microsoft's integrated equivelant.

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    4. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by scrytch · · Score: 2

      Apparently, you can also crash a Windows box by pouring beer into the fan outlet of the power supply. Code to be posted soon.

      When you figure out how to do this remotely, let me know.

      Really.

      I could use the beer.

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    5. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2

      Hi this is the help desk, from our logs it seems your PC is running low on coolant. Go get a cup of water and pour it through the filter in the back of your PC.

    6. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2

      Hi this is the help desk...

      There's much better ways to have fun with the (L)users. Do your homework.

      :-)

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    7. Re:Hasn't this been around for a while? by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      I've worked a helpdesk before, and most users would do it. But here is how you do it.

      "This is bob from IS, and we just recieved an alert from your computer, and it says that it is running low on coolant, unless you want to lose your work (very important part) pour roughly 1 cup of water into the back of your computer where the fan is."

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  8. Also by asv108 · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to this article anyone using cracked WPA activation or certain serial numbers will not be allowed to use windows update or install SP1. This will apparently not affect the OEM copies that have been floating around for month before the windows XP release date.

    1. Re:Also by c00lant · · Score: 0

      Does this effect the "Corperate Edition?"

    2. Re:Also by Clue4All · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This mostly applies to the stolen corporate keys for XP Pro. Anyone using them (20 keys at last known count by Microsoft) will be unable to install SP1, and they will also be locked out from all future updates. Yes, I'm talking to you with the key that starts with FCKGW. I've always wondered if those letters were intentional...

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    3. Re:Also by Fweeky · · Score: 2

      There's at least one keygen, so unless they also match against all known good keys it'll be little more than an irritation.

    4. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares. Noone is dumb enough to install a NIC in windows anyway.

    5. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one known keygen is fake. All it does is repeat a few of the known WinXP keys floating around, and a couple of Office XP(?) keys as well.

    6. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Damn, I had just memorized it: FuCK GateWay, Red Hat QQ2, YXa RaKeT, 8T Gate6Way 2B7 Kuwait. ;-)

      This all reminds me of when I found a CD key for Exchange on a Chinese-language Microsoft page using Google. :-D

    7. Re:Also by bigredneck66 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, I've generated hundreds and they all work.

    8. Re:Also by grytpype · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Yes, I'm talking to you with the key that starts with FCKGW. I've always wondered if those letters were intentional...

      FCKGW? Fuck George Washington? Must be the British!

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    9. Re:Also by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

      Does this effect the "Corperate Edition?"

      No, Microsoft effected the Corporate Edition quite some time ago.

    10. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wrong, I've generated hundreds and they all work."

      Now they do, but if MS gets their acts together they can disallow all VLK's they themselves have not issued. So you would still be able to install but not be able to update said install. This is covered by the register article too by the way.

    11. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean I won't be able to "upgrade" my pirated XP to be DRM-compliant? Damn.

    12. Re:Also by bigredneck66 · · Score: 1

      "This installation ID previously consisted of product ID and hardware hash, so the addition of the product key takes the components to three. The major impact of this change is that Microsoft can now check a product key "to determine its validity," which perhaps means that Microsoft does have a list of valid keys of some sort, and that key generation software will cease to function. If however Microsoft does not have such a list for products already shipped, it most certainly will have in the future. Failing that, the change at least gives Microsoft a mechanism for swiftly cracking down on new leaked keys. "

      The context centers on authentication, something not included in the corporate version...tampering with those keys, other than the ones already widely circulated, would be very messy, invalidly freezing many customers' systems.
      I really don't see them touching that hornets' nest.

    13. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Gates, William would be my guess.

    14. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking Fuck George Dubya, but that works too.

    15. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are full of shit. Shouldn't you be doing your homework? Your mom's gonna make you go to bed soon, high school is a lot of work.

    16. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS must have some way to update your existing installs that use these corp numbers. I have a friend who has access to a *legit* copy of Corp XP Pro, and the FCKGW number is the one he has. What is his company gonna do when it's hundreds of computers are suddenly non-updateable?

      Because of this, I'm thinking that MS will release a way to change the key or perhaps a special SP1 for corp customers that does not have this check.

    17. Re:Also by netsharc · · Score: 1

      I've always thought it stood for "Fuck Gates' Windows"

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    18. Re:Also by John+Sullivan · · Score: 1

      Oh very nice, after all he's done to squash the anti-trust proceedings. Allegedly.

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    19. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friend is full of shit. The key that starts with FCKGW was stolen before it was sold, from a certain company that begins with D and ends with ell. Tell him to pay for the software he uses.

    20. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry that's wrong, GW is supposed to be "George William"

  9. Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Mwongozi · · Score: 0, Troll
    Inform us of a bug in Windows, sure. Even show us some proof-of-concept code, why not?

    But to link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary? That's just plain irresponsible.

    "SlashDot: The Cracker's friend!"

    1. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's irresponsible that the BUG isn't already corrected or the path installed on you box.

    2. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Beatbyte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you want to get Microsoft to fix something, you don't just say it exists. Thats been proven before. Don't you remember them being told that their OS has holes and them denying the holes existed?

      If anything this will get their eyes open on the hole.

    3. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by gmaestro · · Score: 1
      "SlashDot: The Cracker's friend!"

      Yeah, wow, look how hard it is to find.

    4. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh blame Microsoft for it, those are the morons who installs "client for ms networks" by default,when you install dial up networking or any sort of NIC.

      Now, mail to MS in same tone, please.

    5. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      But to link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary? That's just plain irresponsible.

      Maybe it's not too smart, but neither is running a Windows box with SMB/CIFS enabled on the public Internet, which is what the program requires. SMB is a bit like having an open mail relay; a quick and easy solution which is fine on a private network, but try it on the Internet and you are probably going to get shafted sooner rather than later.

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    6. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by cjpez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      On the other hand, if the server gets slashdotted, perhaps nobody will be able to get to it! You see, it's a public service . . .

    7. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Salsaman · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      OK, so if there was a bug in Mozilla's HTTP pipelining which caused your OS to crash, who would you blame - the Mozilla team, or those 'morons' who switched on HTTP pipelining ?

    8. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      HTTP pipelining is an established HTTP standard, installing client for ms networks is a definate unneed for god damn TCP/Ip for an dialup ISP.

      Um, 2-3 clueless replies like you, I'll start to free up some bandwidth on my ISP :))

    9. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I'm actually glad that it was posted on the front page on Slashdot. No, I don't plan to rush out and download it so I can crash all my friends machines, but I would like to show it to people in a controlled environment to teach them the importance of securing their system.

      Thanks Slashdot for helping Windows users learn to secure their systems.

    10. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      oh one more thing, I guess you think I am an anti-ms Open source fanatic by giving the Mozilla example.

      This may surprise you, but I see whole mozilla project as a clueless attempt that killed my beloved Netscape 4 and I am a registered Opera user. Now, fish on other areas,troll.

    11. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Your_Mom · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean like the fix that was out August 22nd?

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    12. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by questionlp · · Score: 1

      I agree that running a Windows machine out in the open with the NBT (NetBIOS over TCP/IP) enabled and un-filtered is asking for trouble... but it's also scary that some disgruntled employee can download the binary and start taking down servers that haven't been patched yet.

      A lot of the security intrusions (I'm not talking only about the SSL exploits and Nimda/Code Red zombies pelting web servers, but also inadvertent privilege escalation, etc.) are done from behind a firewall. It just takes a curious person, a well-seasoned hacker, or someone not forgetting to disable the recently fired/resigned Joe User's account and remote dial-in access to wallop a server or get data that he/she isn't supposed to be able to view.

    13. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by zapfie · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's not too smart, but neither is running a Windows box with SMB/CIFS enabled on the public Internet...

      Bzt. Don't need public Internet. You could use this at work, or, in my case, this would apply to the majority of our college campus. In those cases, Windows boxen with SMB/CIFS enabled make sense, because machine access is limited to the group of people who should be able to access it (e.g. sharing files with friends, through a password protected folder, or if your campus has a licence to a certain piece of software, providing a method for obtaining it).

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    14. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by drsoran · · Score: 1

      OK, so if there was a bug in Mozilla's HTTP pipelining which caused your OS to crash, who would you blame - the Mozilla team, or those 'morons' who switched on HTTP pipelining ?

      I would file a bug report with the Linux networking kernel developers. There's a bug in there somewhere if something in a user-space application can crash the kernel. DOS'ing a server and bringing the machine to a crawl is one thing, but sending malformed packets or deliberately crafted traffic at a server and causing it to crash the entire OS is a different story.

    15. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Tiro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Michael posts crap like this all the time. I am not really suprised that it'd be him to do this.

    16. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by micromoog · · Score: 2
      1. Client for Microsoft Networks is not a network protocol. It works at a completely different layer.
      2. By default, 2000 and XP install TCP/IP as the only protocol (not NetBIOS).
      Sure, it sucks regardless. But please get your facts straight before attacking.
    17. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by vsack · · Score: 2, Funny

      But to link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary? That's just plain irresponsible.

      But, to be fair, they linked to a Windows executable. What self-respecting /. reader would stoop to running that code?

    18. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by SteveKrutzler · · Score: 1

      I agree with others that those who would use this most likely already knew about it. At least by putting it here it'll be brought to the attention of other media and consummers as a major problem and perhaps force MS to accelerate development of a fix.

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    19. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by jsse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But to link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary? That's just plain irresponsible.

      Are you one of those grade school kids or MCSE who don't grasp a clue to the reality?

      I just need it in the security audit meeting this afternoon.

      One working tool worths a thousand words. We might have to find our way to prove the validity of a security alert if we are not given a tool nevertheless. Now it helps saving lots of man hours, and helps to protect our company from security hazard at early stage.

      So you think IT secuirty's jobs is just repeating security updates/news/alerts? We'd be happy to get that $70,000+ salary for doing that.

    20. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I though it was hilarious myself.

    21. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by indiigo · · Score: 2

      NetBIOS over TCP/IP is installed by default on Windows 2000 and WIndows XP

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    22. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not irresponsible, it's GREAT! Fuck Windows and fuck Bill Gates, that evil, malevolent piece of world dominating shit. This complete destruction of fair use by his company calls for an overwhelming response from the rest of the world.

      Between Microsoft, the MPAA and the RIAA, I feel like we've reached digital judgement day.

    23. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • But to link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary? That's just plain irresponsible.

      Why?

      Why is Slashdot responsible for the vulnerability that allows this?

      Why is Slashdot responsible for the actions of users that choose to download and try this out?

      You seem to have a very strange understanding of responsibility, albeit one that's rather popular in Redmond and Washington at the moment.

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    24. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Windows 95,98,98OSR2 too

    25. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if thats the case, then I demand FTP listings for the latest warez since its our responsibilty ;-)

    26. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Kudos to Michael than. There are some bugs should be taken care of... in seconds!

      I don't care how many OS'es you installed with NETBIOS on but I don't think its time to blame Michael. Don't visit the site than,or filter the "evil" Michael stories, geezus.

    27. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Installed, but not enabled.

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    28. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by dspeyer · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is very responcible, you think any script kiddie's server can withstand slashdot? Without the link, black-hats could get it through a google search (or whatever) -- now no one can get it at all!

    29. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I don't "attack" on purpose, I am real sick of uninstalling "client for ms networks" whenever I install tcp/ip

    30. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      i read on a newspaper that a knife wound in stomach can be deadly, and there was an add for knives in the same paper. now that must have ended in 20 deaths.

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    31. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by billatq · · Score: 2, Informative

      Installed, but not enabled.

      Oh, it is indeed installed and enabled. NetBios is the protocol used for windows machines to acquire each others ip addresses and names without using DNS.

    32. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Hmm, maybe it is, I could almost swear it wasn't on my original XP Pro install, but I'll check anyway.

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    33. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by bhsx · · Score: 4, Informative

      I just installed a fresh w2k last night, after not being able to get my ATI All in Wonder Radeon 7500 to work with XF86 (what's with that? btw... tried RH7.3, Mdk8.2, and Lycoris to no avail, although they all recognized the card). The only things installed thus far are the OS and the ATI drivers/apps (for running the USB remote and such). I can assure you that this binary took the box out as quick as I could hit enter.

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    34. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by antirename · · Score: 2

      Smart? Who knows... Ethical? Depends on whose rules you're playing by. Does it make the point? Duh. Not-smart is running an unpatched, default version of ANY operating system, windows included. Unfortunatly, most computer users/owners are morons... have a field day, script kiddies.

    35. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried smbdie on a machine with Q326830 (the fix you linked to above) installed, and it still bluescreens :-(

    36. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the BROWSER protocol, and it is not related to IP at all. It simply sends out packets across the network and whichever machine is acting as the PDC for that workgroup responds to it with the names of other machines in its workgroup. It is not routable at all and in no way relates to NBT (NetBIOS over TCP).

    37. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, I think this is a good direction for Slashdot. I expect a link to some binaries for the new Webmin exploit to be posted this afternoon too. Maybe Slashdot can beat out the IRC crowd as the new 5(r1p+ k1dD13 home. In fact, I've been hankering to take out some bind 9 installations, maybe Michael could do a quick scan of bugraq and anticode and come up with a solution?

    38. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by junkpunch · · Score: 1

      So it would be ok for Slashdot to post a list of homes that leave their doors unlocked when the people are not home, or direct instructions for easily picking the lock and stealing your car, or how about your credit card number and your SS number? It's not their responsibility what people do with it.

      That said, I think Slashdot has every right to post the link in question. I just think they are assholes for doing it.

    39. Re:Oh that's very responsible of you, SlashDot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norton Anti-Virus Corporate Edition with latest signatures catches this program as the "hacktool" virus.

  10. I bet this convinces IS managers to ditch Windows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I bet this will be the final straw for Windows in Fortune 500 corporations!


    Businesses will be switching to Linux in droves after this.

  11. Real smart! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Troll

    HMM... as if script kiddies don't have it easy enough, lets put a link to a 'crash' script on the front page of slashdot... Do the editors on slashdot ever think before they post links?

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    1. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I am not mistaken, script kiddies do not usually read slashdot. They are usually too busy chatting about their 'l33t' mIRC scripts on IRC or playing counterstrike.

    2. Re:Real smart! by Telastyn · · Score: 3

      Oh yeah, god knows nobody on slashdot can do a simple google search...

    3. Re:Real smart! by idontneedanickname · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's this "think" you're talking about? Can you eat that?

    4. Re:Real smart! by slashuzer · · Score: 1, Insightful
      HMM... as if script kiddies don't have it easy enough, lets put a link to a 'crash' script on the front page of slashdot... Do the editors on slashdot ever think before they post links?

      Does anyone at Microsoft think before they release buggy software which compromises security of thousands of systems? Why shoot the messenger? It's well documented that M$ only acts when the popular media starts whining.

      My message to all those "moral grandstanders" is to lay off. Alternatively, fuck off. There are many reasons to criticize /. editors. This isn't one of them.

    5. Re:Real smart! by nolife · · Score: 2

      Yeah, lets not post a link and the rest of the world will be completely safe from this. Would your system crash differently if an experienced cracker exploited this by hand instead of some script kiddie? You are blaming the wrong people. Maybe the problem will just go away or it will fix itself. I have an idea, lets create a "trusted" inner circle of hand selected vendors with government or MS oversight to disclose bugs to only those that pay to the yearly slush fund. If you hide and conseal your software bugs then all security problems will go away. We could even fabricate or interpet an existing law that makes reporting potential software bugs illegal. With advanced management and filtering of potential software bugs (I suggest AMFPSB), everyone will be much safer and MS can save millions of $ a year on software audits. If bugs and proof of concepts went away then we could judge a software companies products on their marketing ability and not have to worry about the actual quality of the product.

      My opinion on this will not change with negative moderation.

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    6. Re:Real smart! by jsse · · Score: 3, Funny

      HMM... as if script kiddies don't have it easy enough, lets put a link to a 'crash' script on the front page of slashdot... Do the editors on slashdot ever think before they post links?

      You are absolutely right! /. editors are bastards! Do they understand kids nowaday?! Give them knives they'll kill; give them games they'll not go to school; give them money they'll spend on drugs. Do they ever think of the children? Do they really want our kids sending us back to dark age with these tool?! I want my kids become a MCSE, not some kind of script kiddies!

    7. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks slashdot now i can protect my servers.
      And for your comment Quasar1999 go to hell.

    8. Re:Real smart! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "HMM... as if script kiddies don't have it easy enough, lets put a link to a 'crash' script on the front page of slashdot... Do the editors on slashdot ever think before they post links?"

      If the editors were more clever, that download may have been a trojan that opens up a NetBus server, BackOrifice, etc so that the kiddiez can be 0wn3d.

    9. Re:Real smart! by quinkin · · Score: 1
      Oh man...

      If only I read your signature before I got my IT degree...

      Or my girlfriend pregnant...

      Quinkin.

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    10. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. Search engines like google don't make it extremely easy to find anything if given the motivation to do so. Posting a stinking link isn't going to matter at all. It would take a whole 30 seconds to search for the term and be close to clicking on another link that has relevance to the search term. Big time spender.

      What's next? Remove all references to bugs/exploits so that the kiddies can't find them? That is going to be a pretty vapid bug report. I guess software bugs would disappear after that right, and we all know that there is no way they will find out about the exploits if we censor all media and get rid of these dreaded links. Maybe some people have a two second attention span, but I think most would be able to put up with the big loss of no direct link.

    11. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this offtopic? he's answering the guy's question. and he's right too.

    12. Re:Real smart! by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I want my kids become a MCSE

      I guess you don't have very high hopes for them then, eh?

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    13. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I downloaded it, thinking I'd get source, so I could get it to compile here on Linux and give it a whirl.

      It's binary-only.

      I guess you could call me an "open source script kiddie", but I don't know how many script kiddies know C as well as I do.

      Whoever coded that thing... I think he's an ass. What the hell is a "proof of concept" exploit without source code?

    14. Re:Real smart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can crash the system even faster by unplugging the CPU! And if you take a paper clip and short out the right pins on the ports of the back of the computer, you can crash it too! What a total piece of shit!

      Your idiotic argument plus your pathetic spelling make YOU the "fucktard" here (sounds like some insult a person would use in grade 2, but nowhere else)

    15. Re:Real smart! by TurdFurgeson · · Score: 0

      Woooaaaaa there linux fanboy! Stop livin the open source pipe dream and get back to reality..

      maybe you should change that name to 'slashluser'

  12. Facts of Life by plurrbat · · Score: 0

    1.)Microsoft OSes will suck That's always true. Think about it. We're running prettied-up versions of WIndows 3.1 on 2ghz 386s. Well, not _me_. I have my Octane2 on my desk. 2.)Microsoft OSes will have bugs And easy to exploit bugs, too. I could get into a very long and stupid flamewar about this, but I will not. 3.)The Death and Taxes thing 4.)Big band music is evil 5.)There is no fact of life #5.

  13. Thanks slashdot. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    SMBdie.zip
    Ima' gonn go huntin' winders machines now. BOOM!! BOOM!!
    Actually, this looks like fun to do to coworkers.

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    1. Re:Thanks slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its all fun and games, until the Feds come around and throw your sorry ass in jail for terrorism.
      Just ask Kevin Mitnik.

  14. Dumb Question: by Schnapple · · Score: 4, Interesting
    OK, so the headlines are all "Microsoft is disclosing Windows Code", "Microsoft is disclosing Windows Source Code", "Microsoft is revealing/giving away Source Code". My question is this - it sounds from the headlines like Microsoft is taking source code from Windows, zipping it up, and handing it to everyone. However, all I've seen is documentation on API calls - not actual "source code". Am I missing something? Is source code forthcoming? Or is this all that Microsoft is revealing and the news media is vastly confused as to what "source code" actually is?

    By that logic, is this part of Microsoft's plan? Since Linux is seen as good by the general public for, amongst other reasons, giving away the source code, is Microsoft trying to make the (erroneous) impression that they're giving away source code as well?

    All you have to do is winess the general confusion when a game maker releases some source code ("The RtCW Source Code has been released! This means the game is free!") to see that the general public still doesn't "get" this idea.

    1. Re:Dumb Question: by scrytch · · Score: 2

      Sure, aren't those header files source code? *smirk*

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  15. Microsoft news update: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1995: "We are the Microsoft, resistance is futile, you will be assilimated"

    2002: "We are the Microsoft, resistance is futile, you will be assilimated"

    1. Re:Microsoft news update: by Queuetue · · Score: 2, Funny

      Five years, and they still can't spell assimilated?

    2. Re:Microsoft news update: by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      That might have been funny if I could do basic math. :)

    3. Re:Microsoft news update: by vstanescu · · Score: 1

      My math says seven years..

  16. O great.... by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 1

    Already more than 350 million player applications use Microsoft Windows Media CODEC (coder-decoder) and the plan is to extend it off the desktop into the home-theatre lounge room, DVD players, cinema and for professional film and television production, replacing industry standards Avid and Apple QuickTime.

    Soon I will have to option to buy M$ home theater equipment. Does that mean that it will crash every day so I won't be able to watch/ listen to the media? Does that also mean that I will have to deal with the rights management? Will it also automatically download updates that I will not be informed of?

    1. Re:O great.... by dknj · · Score: 1

      Name hardware that microsoft makes (besides the XBox) that crashes.

      I will remember to reboot my sidewinder the next time it locks up and let it automatically download updates through my game port so I can't press the C button anymore.

      -dk
      by the way, the last paragraph was sarcasm, if you couldn't detect it

    2. Re:O great.... by Salsaman · · Score: 2

      Hardware doesn't crash, software does. So your point is invalid.

    3. Re:O great.... by slashuzer · · Score: 0

      Yup. Software crashes. Hardware just burns. Crash and burn ;-)

    4. Re:O great.... by pbur · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you have never had a hard drive head crash through the platter. That was a crash for me...But otherwise, most hardware doesn't "crash". :-)

    5. Re:O great.... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      "Does that mean that it will crash every day so I won't be able to watch/ listen to the media?"

      Yes.

      "Does that also mean that I will have to deal with the rights management?"

      Yes.

      "Will it also automatically download updates that I will not be informed of?"

      Yes.

      Any more questions?

    6. Re:O great.... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Airplanes are not software. ;-)

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    7. Re:O great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a CD/MP3 player which also claims to support WMA (Its also one of the most buggy pieces of hardware I've seen). I wonder what version though, and what about backwards compatibility? Presumably the latest WMA files will not play on my player, otherwise the new DRM features would be pointless as my player is unaware of them.

      When you buy a CD player or other HiFi component you don't worry about the format becoming obsolete in a few months time. This tendancy with Microsoft formats must be a problem for the afore-mentioned home theatre manufacturers. Also, if a player license can be revoked - what happens to all those people that bought that player?

      I can't see this taking off as Microsoft seem to want it to. Yes they can flood the PC market with bundled implementations of their player, and use that in their normal way to "sell more Windows.NET servers".

      Perhaps they think that the ensuing dominance in the media server market (if they achieve it) will cause people to want clients in their hi-fi. With all the competition from other media, and the very restrictive Digital Restrictions Management, I can't see it happening. People enjoy their existing freedoms too much.

    8. Re:O great.... by Genyin · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that hardware doesn't have bugs? This EE student is amused.

    9. Re:O great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That f***ing MS mouse keeps crashing every time it exceeds table boundaries.

  17. Privacy Control or DRM? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One article says Media Player 9 will allow the user to select how much information is set to content providers. But the other goes into detail about the new DRM featurs of MP9. One of the biggest is a 3rd party clearing house for certificate athentication and authorization.

    So you get a DRM enabled media file. When you play it, Media Player has to contact this server to find out if you are allowed to play it. They can track every time you play this file.

    Maybe you'll have a feature that protects your privacy, but if you don't let the player contact the clearing house, you can't play the files.

    Also, I'm sure everyone saw it coming. The reason Microsoft changed their EULA is because of this new DRM crack down. They want any program that can open a DRMed file to have to be authenticated, and they want to be able to disable any program that will attempt to get around these restrictions, and they don't want to get in trouble for messing up software you have installed.

    Good thing I use a free and open OS. But if this type of thing continues, all media produced will be encrypted and you'll have to contact the DRM server to view it. So it won't matter. Just wait until router manufacturers are convinced to not all their producted to transmit any packets that haven't been DRMified properly.

    1. Re:Privacy Control or DRM? by Technician · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder if a DDOS attacks on the clearing house will convince very many people this is a bad idea?

      "My Power Point presentation died... I want it fixed NOW!. What do you mean the copy can not be authorized with the clearinghouse? I wrote and transfered it to the auditorium computer! Make it play!"

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    2. Re:Privacy Control or DRM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they are talking about broadcast media, i.e. stuff big studios produce for wide dissemination, not people's individual PowerPoint presentations.

      Tardball.

      Geez, this is definitely the place to come to read FUD, as long as it's FUD about Micro$oft Productz.

    3. Re:Privacy Control or DRM? by rsborg · · Score: 2
      I wonder if a DDOS attacks on the clearing house will convince very many people this is a bad idea?

      User#215283 has been entered into the "potential terrorist file". No further action recommended at this time.

      Seriously, remember what happened back in 99 when the big sites got MS-DOS'd (MultiSource-DenialOfService)?
      Someone got nabbed. And whoever does that kinda shit again will get labeled as a "terrorist" and treated like Jose Padilla.

      Vigilantes in a Police State are treated like enemies of the state, and dealt with accordingly.

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    4. Re:Privacy Control or DRM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously, remember what happened back in 99 when the big sites got MS-DOS'd (MultiSource-DenialOfService)?
      Someone got nabbed. And whoever does that kinda shit again will get labeled as a "terrorist" and treated like Jose Padilla.

      The only reason they got caught is that they were fucking morons that went around publicly bragging about it on IRC.
  18. wow! by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I love it when MS stories are posted. It's so easy to rack up karma!

    MS SUCKS! WOOHOO!! Free mod-points to all!

    *wonders if his social satire will be dismissed as sophmoric*

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    1. Re:wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn off the +1 bonus and you get 4 points instead of 3 with your comments.

    2. Re:wow! by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Lol I really touched a nerve there. Somebody used up 3 of their mod points to smack me down. Damn me for making an observation about what I see!! Don't provide an alternative point of view or anything, you got those mod points to burn! Use'em like bullets!

      This'll get modded down too even though I'm defending my previous post.

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    3. Re:wow! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "I love it when MS stories are posted. It's so easy to rack up karma!"

      "Don't provide an alternative point of view or anything, you got those mod points to burn! Use'em like bullets!"

      I'd be happy if I got modded down for a comment like that. It means that you've struck truth.

      I haveta agree, though, it's a pity that the moderators that disagree with you think that moderation points are used to surpress alternative ideas. I post this with the fear that I'll get modded down as well. It'll say 'off-topic' although it isn't.

  19. .EXE?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah. SHOW US THE SOURCE (that and I cant really be bothered to boot into Doze to test it. Not like most people dont have NetBIOS firewalled off anyway)

  20. From the first article... by grayhaired · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    In the Microsoft world, makers of software that play media streams ("media players") will have to get a licence from Microsoft before they will be allowed to process content encoded in the Windows Media format.

    Microsoft's Media Player v9.0 adds an extra level of protection, calling an outside licensing server run by a copyright clearing house, which then issues an encrypted licence key before playback begins.

    Ok, so if I'm off the Internet, and Microsoft's Media Player can't verify a thing, is it going to (a) break or (b) work anyway?

    I'd bet on (b) myself. I think though, for most people, the take home lesson will be to stop using Microsoft supplied or derived media tools entirely.

  21. Release of API by crazney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, im not sure about everyone else.. But I know us developers at the WINE project have found the new APIs (documented here) to be anything but useful..
    Well, the register does say "what Microsoft has got in there is a grotesque, badly-documented pile of poo it doesn't fully understand itself." (in regards to the fact that the few new APIs microsoft released doco's on are other useless or all together wrong!.)

    David.

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    1. Re:Release of API by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, like that never happens to Open SOurce? Virtually 99% of it is poorly documented or completely wrong!

      Pot Kettle Black folks...

    2. Re:Release of API by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah, but OSS is basically a bunch of hobbyists, whereas, Microsoft actually pays its employees a salary. I expect more competence.

      Professionalism out of an OSS developer is bonus. Professionalism out of an employee is expected.

    3. Re:Release of API by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      what Microsoft has got in there is a grotesque, badly-documented pile of poo it doesn't fully understand itself

      So what you are saying is we are sure it is genuine?

    4. Re:Release of API by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On one level this completely avoids your point. On another level it is the point.

      The source is the documentation.

  22. Trojaned Samba? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    How long before somebody inserts it into Samba code, and repackages it and puts it out there? Like what happened with OpenBSD/OpenSSH. All the windows boxes of anybody using the bogus Samba would be crashing left and right, but would anybody notice anything unusual?

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  23. Would you call this a "Service Pack?" by Hack+Shoeboy · · Score: 0

    I like the idea of Slashdot serving up all of the Microsoft news in one, easy-to-download package like this.

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  24. Uhm by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I fail to see how slagging of Microsoft is supposed to be "journalism". I want news, stuff I don't know yet and I care about. If I wanted to hear a guy rant about how bad Microsoft is, I'd record myself after my computer suffered yet another crash and plays that back.

    Besides, it's funny how this doesn't mention anything like, the OpenSSL trojan/crack, or the fact Konquerer was affected by the same SSL bug as IE some times ago and why not mention the recent Apache bugs as well? Then again, who am I to expect anything but biased journalism from you people...

    1. Re:Uhm by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      I fail to see how slagging of Microsoft is supposed to be "journalism".

      I didnt' notice any slagging off. Just some factual information about WMP 9, and a couple of MS bugs. Where was the slagging off ?

      Besides, it's funny how this doesn't mention anything like, the OpenSSL trojan/crack, or the fact Konquerer was affected by the same SSL bug as IE some times ago and why not mention the recent Apache bugs as well?

      Why would it ? Those stories have been covered already, and the bugs have been fixed. This is about a new bug, an SSL exploit in IIS, not just in IE as was previously reported.

    2. Re:Uhm by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Then again, who am I to expect anything but biased journalism from you people..."

      Don't expect Slashdot to post anything remotely anti-Linux. They think that if they post flaws to Linux, then people won't install Linux. They don't understand that shedding light on these flaws (like the lackluster UI and the horrid learning curve) that developers will race to get them fixed. It's amazing how quick that SSH bug was fixed after it made Slashdot news along with "MS has this problem too". I know what happened:

      "Hey! Look! We have an opportunity to make MS look bad! Let's skip Star Trek tonight, get this bug fixed, and smack MS in the eye!"

    3. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Jedi faggot,
      Those bugs were reported and fixed.

    4. Re:Uhm by pjl5602 · · Score: 1
      Besides, it's funny how this doesn't mention anything like, the OpenSSL trojan/crack, or the fact Konquerer was affected by the same SSL bug as IE some times ago and why not mention the recent Apache bugs as well?

      While this article doesn't mention those problems, they were covered rather extensively here and here?

    5. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, all of the "not mentioned" items you list were in fact mentioned on /. recently. Konqueror was mentioned along with the IE SSL bug, though it was mostly to gloat over how quickly the Konqueror team had a patch available. Apache was mentioned all over /., how often do you read this site? You are correct, you should expect biased journalism from a site that has never hidden the fact that the editors and most of the users are Linux advocates.

    6. Re:Uhm by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      Do you understand how the slash program works? This isn't like CNN. It's a glorified message board that does a fairly good job of keeping people on topic with thoughtful and relevant conversation.

      I'm not trolling either. I think slashdot is a good thing, I just don't think it should be considered journalism...

    7. Re:Uhm by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      I clearly remember the worst apache bug in some time being mentioned on Slashdot, but not even on the front page. I'd think that a bug in Apache would be quite important and that the general knowledge of the existance of this bug and it's patches are FAR more important then the PR factor of Slashdot/Open Source. Or is Slashdot (becoming) some sort of cheap marketing site for Open Source software, partially by hiding the truth about OSS and by starting it's own FUD campaign against Microsoft?

      Kudos to the guy who called me a "Jedi faggot" btw. Someone enlighten him that "Seth" is an Egyptian god, not some misspelling of "Sith".

    8. Re:Uhm by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2

      "Don't expect Slashdot to post anything remotely anti-Linux. "

      Slashdot is constantly posting stuff that is anti-Linux.

      Most of that anti-Linux stuff is run of the mill laughable Microsoft FUD:

      Linux is un-American
      Linux is a cancer

      If the anti-Linux crowd could come up with some better anti-Linux stuff, then maybe it would get posted here.

    9. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I didnt' notice any slagging off. Just some factual information about WMP 9, and a couple of MS bugs. Where was the slagging off ?"

      Easy they only talked about the negatives failing to note the positives. I mean Mediaplayer 9 has the best streaming ever. The codecs are good-great but the player itself streams much better than anything on the market so far. So much so that users may choose (for the moment then they get locked in with the next version of Windows) WindowsMedia Player 9 because of the spectactular streaming the the many options it opens up.

      MS was smart to place the bitter pill of DRM with a spectacular and hell I'll go so far as saying innovative player. They may just pull it off, and this saddens me deeply because it may kill all the competition on the Windows platform AND make other platforms wither when it comes to acessible media.

    10. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doh... Sorry, didn't realize I was holding that gun to your head. You can stop reading Slashdot now, since you hate it so much. This'll also mean the rest of us won't have to read your whining drivel, so we all win.

      FOAD. Please.

    11. Re:Uhm by Salsaman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Ogg streams are supposedly better than wma at the same bitrate. You can test for yourself here.

    12. Re:Uhm by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      I hate to burst your bubble but it appears that Slashdot is taking these bugs less seriously than it took the OpenSSH and Apache problems. And, yes, I saw Apache on the front page.

      How is Slashdot breaking this news? Answer: By burying in a story amongst numerous other updates to do with Microsoft. It's not even the first of the updates.

      Nor is it FUD to describe bugs in Microsoft's software, especially something as serious as a DoS vulnerability in a protocol, NetBIOS, enabled on the vast majority of Windows machines. I think that's pretty serious. A few machines running this against consecutive IP addresses could knock a huge number of people off the Internet. If anything, Slashdot hasn't taken this seriously enough.

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    13. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say boy..go away, you bother me,.."

  25. APIs by dknj · · Score: 1

    This is just an example. Solaris has a libftp.so in /usr/lib. ftp uses libftp. You want to make your own ftp program but you don't know the functions in libftp.so. Do we all chide solaris for not releasing this information? No, because why should Solaris have to give you this information? Its not too hard to create your own libftp that does what you want it to do, instead of being locked in by another developer's work. I hate all of this 'the APIs are undocumented' crap that is spewed everywhere. I don't think anyone was complaining about not being able to use the functions in mso.dll when Office 95 first came out.

    -dk

    1. Re:APIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say it with me...

      "Microsoft is a monopolist. Microsoft has repeatedly leveraged it's OS monopoly to create monopolies in other markets (office productivity and arguably internet and soon streaming media) API's have a roll in these cases. This action of disclosure was ordered by a court."

      While no one may have complained about the functions in mso.dll there sure were a load of complaints from competitors that did not have equal footing while a monopolist got a good eighteen months lead while they got to play catchup.

    2. Re:APIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use Solaris, but I'm more than willing to bet that if there's a libftp.so, it's probably documented somewhere, at least somewhat. If not formally, then in header files.

      But Sun would most certainly not have critical, globally exported functions with arguments called "dwReserved" and have the documentation essentially say, "this argument is reserved, and should always be set to zero, unless you coded the OS and know its top-secret meaning"..

    3. Re:APIs by Sancho · · Score: 2

      Ah, but the point of having the APIs documented is for compatibility. You're suggesting that people write their own software, which is something the Linux community would love--if all their favorite software was ported to Linux. As is, we have to live with interoperability, which currently is still developmental code (the Wine project, for example).

      And anyway, Microsoft /wants/ people to link to the DLLs and use the APIs. And then they incorrectly document. It's...absurd :)

    4. Re:APIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love rewriting ftp interface code.
      As long as I'm doing that I might as well rewrite a server and client to go along with it so people have
      something that actually gives them an open model they can look at.

      Putz.

  26. Gee, thanks... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Link to the code but don't tell us non-coders how to defend against it. "NetBIOS enabled" can mean many different things, after all. NetBIOS enabled on the target interface or on any interface? Anybody with NetBIOS running on their internet interface is a fool to begin with and probably deserves to be crashed...

    Of course, even that could be solved easily enough with a router and/or port blocking.

    1. Re:Gee, thanks... by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      "but don't tell us non-coders how to defend against it.

      I think this is the point. Coders or non-coders shouldn't need to defend against it. It is the responsibility of MS to clean their own damn house before they start worrying about others, as in DRM.

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      Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"
    2. Re:Gee, thanks... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      In fact, what a lame thing/attempt to install Client for Ms Networks on every tcp/ip protocol installed...

      Its the same thinking as "install ms wmedia on every machine, people are morons so they will use it anyway", well download.com numbers saying different.

      Hey MS, "ms networks" couldn't be a monopoly standard by that tactic, DISABLE its install with a damn SP/hotfix or something. You started to show funny.

  27. Irresponsible by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This just proves how biased Slashdot really is against Microsoft.

    "Yeah, Microsoft is being upfront about their privacy policies, and is publishing the API specs... but, we don't like to talk about the good things that Microsoft does. So here's a link to a tool to crash Windows machines. Enjoy!"

    Blah.

    1. Re:Irresponsible by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2

      On the flipside, at least WRT the APIs, the specs they are releasing are totally useless. They're either incomplete, or wrong, and so far, most of what's been released has been known for some time now. So, yes,MS might do something good from time to time, but this isn't one of those times.

    2. Re:Irresponsible by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      As a slashdot reader, I am biased against nazis too.

      MS is the Hitler of IT.

    3. Re:Irresponsible by lowe0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever heard of Godwin's Law?

    4. Re:Irresponsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No mother fucking shit Slashdot's biased against Microsoft. They've never claimed otherwise, you astroturfing jackass. Instead of whining about bias, why don't you demonstrate where anything they've said was inaccurate, you ignorant cunt? Go back to ZDnet if you want to read nothing but Microsoft-ass-licking idiots such as yourself spouting their drivel.

      Go fuck yourself and die. Please.

  28. Who notices anymore? by gelfling · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's kind of like acid rain and starving children in Africa. I mean who gives a fuck anymore?

    1. Re:Who notices anymore? by gelfling · · Score: 2

      Oh sorry I meant, who notices MS security failures anymore. Was that more on topic? Seriously, do you admins really think you can rely on it? Do you take offense at my meaning? Why are you even worrying about MS minutae anymore?

      Eh? Got an answer? Well it should be it doesn't matter because whatever happens you should be treating MS components as the most insecure pieces of your network and build with that one premise in mind. Surround MS code with firewalls, filters, mail scanners, DMZ's the whole shebang. That you really don't have to worry about massive security failure #3,256,609 fixed by emergency patch SP2360.4555 which is going to have its own horrendous problems. You know it.

      So was that on topic enough for you or is your fucking world paradise?

    2. Re:Who notices anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I found the same thing with Bind, PHP and lately, Apache. Everything has exploits jackass, and if you actually read Bugtraq instead of the Slashdot propaganda you would know that OSS is just as shanty.

  29. Program to crash Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a program to crash windows: Notepad.exe. I can also crash a windows box using Excel.exe, Word.exe, Outlook.exe, HelloWorld.exe...

    1. Re:Program to crash Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMFG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  30. License Terms a Joke by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    You know, the funny part is I am actually willing to pay a reasonable amount to get the OS, and even a reasonable amount to use additional copies. But that into about discounts on the price is crap...
    Sell me the first license for whatever cost(although the current price is way to high, $49.99 for Professional/Home is much more reasonable) and charge a nominal fee for additonal licenses, like say $9.99....Honestly they would probably have less of a pirating problem if they would charge resonable fees....

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  31. Re:Crash Windows by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Windows already came with a code to crash it. That being Windows itself.

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    Ah am not a crook! (\(-__-)/)
  32. Uhhh.... by interiot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    • A new feature will enable computer manufacturers to selectively hide and display Microsoft's integrated programs displayed on the start menu of the operating system, including Microsoft's Internet Explorer Web browser, Windows Media Player and Windows Messenger programs.
    • During the federal antitrust trial, Microsoft argued that such a change would cripple the Windows program.

      The change will make it possible for hardware vendors to customize their systems by striking business deals to include alternative programs from companies like America Online and RealNetworks.

      It will also permit computer users to reselect the hidden Microsoft programs if they choose.

    Isn't this tantamount to purjury? Their claim that it would criple the system and that it couldn't be removed was obviously false, if all that was necessary to satisfy the courts was to remove the icon from the desktop. Sure, MS is allowed to spin things a bit in the media, but in the courtroom, nearly explicit lies are illegal, no?
    1. Re:Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you read?

      Read.

      The court order was to REMOVE the APPLICATION, not to hide it.

      Here they just hide it.

      But reality and you - thats seemingly not compatible.

    2. Re:Uhhh.... by NetWurkGuy · · Score: 1
      Sure, MS is allowed to spin things a bit in the media, but in the courtroom, nearly explicit lies are illegal, no?


      That depends on what the meanings of "are" are.
      --
      "Obtuse Anger is that which is greater than Right Anger" - Lewis Carroll
    3. Re:Uhhh.... by ThePilgrim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually no,

      Hide and remove are diffrent concepts. Just because the IE icon is not on the desktop does not meen that my program can't pullin the IE HTML render object, because the code will still be there on the box

      --
      Wouldn't it be nice if schools got all the money they wanted and the army had to hold jumble sales for guns
    4. Re:Uhhh.... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Isn't this tantamount to purjury? Their claim that it would criple the system and that it couldn't be removed was obviously false, if all that was necessary to satisfy the courts was to remove the icon from the desktop."

      In the courts of the United States, it no longer matters whether you tell truth or falsehood or whether or not you have broken the Law. The side that has more money will just keep appealing and delaying until the other cannot afford to pay for lawyers. And when it comes to having money, MSFT is not exactly in a shortage.

    5. Re:Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stupid, stupid person. Go learn the difference between removing and hiding before you make an even bigger ass of yourself.

    6. Re:Uhhh.... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Isn't this tantamount to purjury? Their claim that it would criple the system and that it couldn't be removed was obviously false, if all that was necessary to satisfy the courts was to remove the icon from the desktop. Sure, MS is allowed to spin things a bit in the media, but in the courtroom, nearly explicit lies are illegal, no?


      The court can't hold Microsoft responsible for the media's complete misunderstanding of the statements made (or complete misrepresentation). Microsoft stated they couldn't be removed, and offered instead to hide them (which is what they're doing). Of course, this part:
      The change will make it possible for hardware vendors to customize their systems by striking business deals to include alternative programs from companies like America Online and RealNetworks.

      is pointless as well without the additional mention of in place of Microsoft software, because they can already do that without the ability to hide MS software (though MS had to loosen restrictions on OEMs in order for it to be possible, which was done back in November/December).

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      -PainKilleR-[CE]
    7. Re:Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to get rid of the MSHTML rendering engine, just go download 98lite from:
      http://www.litepc.com
      It's easy to use, and gives you a lot more control over your Windows installation. I use it, both at home and at work, and love the install I get. I totally removed Internet Exploiter from my machine, and amazingly it's stopped locking up, giving weird errors, etc etc etc.

  33. Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Carnage4Life · · Score: 4, Insightful
    On Roblimo's (Supposed Editor-in-Chief of OSDN) webpage he claims that
    My official job title is Editor-in-Chief for OSDN, but I'm more of an in-house editorial consultant than a controlling "boss" editor because we have a great staff that needs little or no direction. Now and then I offer a little advice, but I usually wait until I'm asked instead of forcing my words of wisdom (wisdumb?) into unwilling ears.
    well it may be that most of the Slashdot editors (timothy, CmdrTaco, hemos, etc) know how to use their own discretion but it is painfully obvious to anyone who's been a Slashdot reader for any decent amount of time that Michael needs adult supervision. If he isn't bitch slapping comments or posting blatantly wrong information then he's insulting Open Source luminaries like Tim O'reilly and twisting their arguments.

    However he has now topped himself by linking to a script kiddie tool to what may be an unpatched bug on a website that gets hundreds of thousands of hits a day. What the fuck? Do you see MSNBC or C|Net linking to r00tkits whenever a Linux vulnerability is released?

    Roblimo as Editor-in-Chief, you are responsible for his work and quite frankly he is the worst part of the Slashdot experience (now that I've upped my threshold to 4).
    1. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by dattaway · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You are new around here. Quit whining.

    2. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newness makes the point wrong? That attitude is not defendable.

    3. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That attitude is not defendable.

      Oh mommy, I feel so bad about my attitude. Waahahahahahah...

      Cry about it!

    4. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Sludge · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have to second this. I've been reading slash since 1997 (user ID underscores the fact that I recall the day users were added), and Michael is the reason that I've started paying attention to the fact that slashdot has different editors at all (with the exception of Katz, whom I appreciate from time to time).

    5. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      offtopic why?

    6. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that you are modded at 3, interesting, while the original post is at 0, offtopic. Make sense of that!

    7. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael 'Censorware.org' Simms is a moron, but I don't see anything reprehensible about directly linking to an exploit.

    8. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      I'm not sure this will do any good, but I add my vote in here. Here's why.

      Call him out on his apparent assumptions. Ask a simple, fair question, get it modded up by poeple who obviously feel the same way, and then find that *every single post in the thread* has been modded down -2 Offtopic. I mean, really: grow up. If you don't like what I have to say, jump in and contribute rather than just bitch-slapping the whole thread.

      I don't give a rat's ass about my Karma (or else why would I post this?), but the idea that asking questions that are obviously supported by other /. users deserves high-level retribution is fucked up.

      I'm a long time /. user (check the UID) and I feel that the content I've added here contributes in a generally positive way to the site. I don't expect to have a lot of say in how things on this site progress, but it disappoints me to be automatically dismissed.

      Slashdot is the sum of its users. Ignore them at your peril.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    9. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Skyshadow · · Score: 1
      I agree with him.

      You are new around here. Quit trolling.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    10. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop defending you employer. Please.

    11. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought that I would have to point out that he's a Microsofty.

    12. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Evro · · Score: 1

      I, too, miss Roblimo and quality journalism. Maybe I'll go over to Newsforge. Honestly, michael sims's Slashdot stories are utter crap. Half of them seem to be complete overreactions and riddled with factual errors. I'd block him but if I did that I'd have to rename my bookmark to "TimothyDot", as he's the only other one who seems to post with any regularity. I've already got chrisd blocked, as well as JonKatz.

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    13. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go use your fucking Exclude Authors button already.

    14. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go use your fucking Exclude Authors button already.

    15. Re:Roblimo I Am Calling You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go use your fucking Exclude Authors button already.

  34. MS02-045, patch available? by edgrale · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are we talking about MS02-045 ? If you really MUST supply a link to the attack tool you should AT LEAST supply a link to the fix as well!

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    1. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the browser LYNX, I went to this link and
      found nothing.
      Maybe you could inform the people that are not using
      IE what that link points to.

    2. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The link works fine in Mozilla.

      It is the MS technet bulletin accompanying the fix for the Netbios problem.

    3. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by micromoog · · Score: 1, Troll

      Maybe you should use a fucking real browser.

    4. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by Kraegar · · Score: 4, Informative

      And MS02-045 is part of the "critical updates" so any machine that is up to date with Microsoft's security patches is already protected against this fix. I tested it out here at the office against several machines, patched and unpatched.

    5. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Um, if you use Lynx, why does this affect you anyway? :)

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      slashdot!=valid HTML
    6. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by trentfoley · · Score: 1
      ..so any machine that is up to date with Microsoft's security patches is already protected against this fix...

      Please tell me how I too can protect windows boxes against Microsoft fixes! This sounds too good to be true.

    7. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by wfrp01 · · Score: 2

      Problem is, nowadays you not only get a fix, you also get a new EULA. Some people don't like that.

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    8. Re:MS02-045, patch available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe you should eat some fucking shit, you cocksucker.

  35. tested it here... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    it failed to stop any of our machines...waste of time

  36. WMP9: it still comes down to trust by Damek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "Welcome to Windows Media Player 9 Series," the opening screen of the Privacy Options panel reads. "Microsoft is committed to protecting your personal privacy. To enhance your experience with features including album art and pay-per-view-services, data must be sent and received over the Internet and/or saved on your PC. The options below enable you to customize these privacy settings."

    OK, so right from the get-go users are presented with the issue of sending information from their computer. Certainly this is an enhancement feature, if done correctly and the user really has control over what is going on. In the long run, the real power and benefit of computers and networks comes with sharing information, and as people become more comfortable with it, software that includes network features will be more powerful and more popular. For example, see the popularity of the CDDB in CD players.

    However, how do you really know what sort of information your software is sending over the network? As we start to take advantage of network features, it will become impossible to rely on personal firewalls to curb outbound traffic - you want your CD player to send some ID to the CDDB so it can retrief the correct tracklisting for the CD you're playing, so you have to tell your personal firewall to allow your CD player to connect to the net. After that point, you are trusting the CD player to behave properly and not betray you.

    The article acknowledges this:

    "As more applications become Web-aware in order to provide services and information back to the user, consumers need to be aware of the quid pro quo that's taking place and exactly what information is being provided to the vendors," Gartenberg said. "What Microsoft appears to have done here looks like a step in the right direction, if it makes it into the final product."

    So the issue boils down to trust. Do you trust Microsoft? I'm sorry, but I do not. No matter what they put in their GUI as far as options go, you can never quite be sure about what their software is sending back to them.

    With open source, at the very least you're allowed to look at the code and see what your software is really doing...

    1. Re:WMP9: it still comes down to trust by xswl0931 · · Score: 1

      You can always use netmon to see exactly what is being sent over the wire. If you discover that your privacy is in fact being invaded, just sue them with your proof and make a ton of money.

    2. Re:WMP9: it still comes down to trust by Mryll · · Score: 1

      As we start to take advantage of network features, it will become impossible to rely on personal firewalls to curb outbound traffic - you want your CD player to send some ID to the CDDB so it can retrief the correct tracklisting for the CD you're playing, so you have to tell your personal firewall to allow your CD player to connect to the net. After that point, you are trusting the CD player to behave properly and not betray you.

      Why is it necessary to grant a CD playing application full outgoing connection capabilities to any host? I have many programs that are allowed to connect only to particular sites of my choosing...

  37. Source code by caluml · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone reading this **ever** seen any MS source code for their OS's?

    There's one guy here (hello Dave) that counters my open-source arguments with, "Oh but you can now get the source-code to WinCE", but that doesn't hold water for me.

    1. Re:Source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The counter-counter argument to "Dave" is:

      yes, you can get the source code to WinCE, but it's covered by a thorough NDA, so that if you wanted to change something, you can't release it (to anyone other than MS) and probably can't even publish that you've changed anything. What good is that?? YOU can find a bug/make an improvement, but it becomes difficult for others to get value from that...

    2. Re:Source code by querist · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have.

      It is available under a rather restrictive NDA.
      I signed the NDA before I knew much about OpenSource or Linux. :-(

      Fortunately it only applies to OS-level (in the more traditional sense) related code so I can at least continue my research.

      Cheers.

    3. Re:Source code by Peyna · · Score: 2

      You can get the source code to WinCE, but what can you do with it once you have it?

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      What?
    4. Re:Source code by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Has anyone reading this **ever** seen any MS source code for their OS's?"

      YOU can see the source code today if you pay enough money and sign the right NDAs. There are hundreds of academic institutions with which MSFT shares the Windows XP source code for educational purposes.

      It's not like the windows source code is a hallowed secret that only the highest MSFT techs can access.

    5. Re:Source code by GregWebb · · Score: 3, Funny
      An exorcism?

      <duck>

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      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    6. Re:Source code by jpmorgan · · Score: 2

      Pretty much anything you want short of selling it (or any derivative of it) for profit.

  38. Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashdot? by Otis_INF · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS02-045.asp

    But I assume it's 'better' to let people suffer instead of helping them out, is it? You dont have to post links to security bulletins, but if you post a link to a DoS tool, why not supply the link to the patch as well, to let the reader decide if he/she wants to be vulnerable or not.

    (good system administrators have already disabled TCP/IP over Netbios (disable Tcp/IP over NetBios helper service) of course and stopped the server service as well, on online systems, among other netbios related crap which is not needed on the internet (NetBios package: "whohoo a router, what's that!")

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  39. Re:Crash Windows by nrd907s · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All software is inherently flawed, I have yet to see ANY software put out by ANYONE that is bug free. Just because 90% of the computers in the world run a certain piece of software thus giving any bug more exposure that doesn't make microsoft products any worse than any other product out there.

    Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I'd like to see proof if there's any *nix distrobution that is 100% bug free or has absolutely no security vulnerabilities.

    Honestly, if windows is so bad, so full of bugs, why does it keep selling? Lack of alternative? I think not, according to the slashdot community, linux is a more than viable alternative. People are stupid? Well I can see a point there but if you get down to it, it hasn't been as horrible as the slashdot community makes it out to be since it keeps selling.

    My main problem with microsoft is that they keep selling updates as new operating systems (Windows ME as my case in point).

    I'm just tired of seeing a bunch of posts on slashdot everytime microsoft relesases a bugfix about how horrible microsoft is.

  40. 11 components of XP automatically download by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the Microsoft whitepaper found here, there are 11 components of XP that automatically download material from the Internet. If you've ever clicked the "always trust Microsoft" box (something unlikely here, I realize, but many have), then things like Media Player will download and install new media codecs without any notice, for example. Another thing that we're all concerned with relate to DRM: a built in feature of XP will silently download and install "revocation lists", which list programs that are not allowed to play DRM-encoded content.

    1. Re:11 components of XP automatically download by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      there are 11 components of XP that automatically download material from the Internet

      But there are at least 18 operations where XP connects to microsoft.com

    2. Re:11 components of XP automatically download by zachdms · · Score: 1

      Not really - you can uncheck the "Download codecs automatically" checkbox. And codecs only get downloaded for fourCCs/formattags not already supported on the box that are present in content you are trying to play with, so it's a reactive blockable download. WMP doesn't have any proactive unblockable downloads (WMP's AutoUpdate always shows a "Download/Install Update - Yes/No" message).

  41. Re: Source code misconceptions by joncarwash · · Score: 1

    I would imagine this "disclosing source code" thing could be a confusion partially started by Microsoft. Just like their "Freedom of Choice" campaign (where you get to "choose" Microsoft), they misrepresent things that they are actually doing in order to get more attention and make them sound like they are doing something "good."
    I think that this situation is parallel to the free software / open source naming and definition quirks. When people see this they automatically think it must be free -- free as in free beer. This is just one of many things that the general public needs to be informed about, and not by acting like we, as techies, know everything but by being informative and helpful.

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  42. Not as vulnerable as thought? by skia · · Score: 1

    Not only does the SMBdie app not work at all for win9x boxes, but of the 4 win 2000, two win XP, and 1 win.NET boxes I tested it on, it failed with a "f#@$, this box is not vulnerable" error. I'm glad to see my machines aren't (easily) crashable, but this also casts doubt as to the credulity of the claims that that this truly is an exploit, or that Microsoft is indeed at fault at all.

    Have we come to the point where we're making up Windows exploits to make MS look bad? A kind of back-at-ya FUD? I would have thought that there were enough genuine exploits to go around.

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    1. Re:Not as vulnerable as thought? by einer · · Score: 2

      Worked on all of our boxes. SP'd to the tits. Representative of a good portion of Winboxen out there I imagine.

      If your boxes aren't vulnerable, then you've done something 'nonstandard' to make them that way, or you're using the program incorrectly. So either, you're a competent admin, or an incometent hacker. ;)

    2. Re:Not as vulnerable as thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Said:
      If your boxes aren't vulnerable, then you've done something 'nonstandard' to make them that way, or you're using the program incorrectly. So either, you're a competent admin, or an incometent hacker. ;)

      I Say:
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!
      Solution: Don't use NetBIOS!!!!!!

    3. Re:Not as vulnerable as thought? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      If your boxes aren't vulnerable, then you've done something 'nonstandard'

      You mean like patching them in the 6 days since the patch for this vulnerability was released

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    4. Re:Not as vulnerable as thought? by einer · · Score: 2

      Yup, that's nonstandard for most users... Sad but true.

  43. When did that happen? by Arthur+Dent · · Score: 1
    under the requirements of its antitrust settlement with the Federal Gov't..

    Was there a judgement in the case that the whole world is ignoring?

    Get it straight. It is a Proposed Settlement. It has not been approved by the judge. There are no requirements.

    Looks like Microsoft is suceeding in spinning the antitrust case the way it wants....

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  44. Oh come on... by Chexsum · · Score: 0

    Its funny, laugh!

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  45. About that NetBIOS over IP exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Russ at BugTraq:

    Before too many more messages;

    1. SMBDie = RedButton = Wow, incredibly talented programmer. This sure was a tool we needed.

    2. If RestrictAnonymous is set, non-authenticated users can't use it, any authenticated user can.

    3. If you're in an environment where any old computer connected to your network can use TCP139/TCP445, set up a sniffer (Network Monitor works) and watch for the source of the traffic. Then beat that person over the head with their PC. Do that either before or after you patch your systems with MS02-045. If more testing of the patch is required, beat them a little every day until your testing is complete.

    4. If you're in an environment where you have TCP139/TCP445 open to the Internet, you don't need NTBugtraq, you need Dr. Phil. Buy a $50 Linksys router and put it in front of your machine and use it to block all but those few you really want open (which doesn't include those two).

    5. Randy Hinders suggests that disabling NetBIOS over TCPIP works, I'm not yet 100% convinced. Either way, it should be easier to apply the patch than disabling NetBIOS over TCPIP.

    The MS Security Bulletin honestly did do a great job of explaining all of this, more people should read it more carefully.

    Cheers,
    Russ - NTBugtraq Editor

    1. Re:About that NetBIOS over IP exploit by einer · · Score: 2

      The fact is that 99.9999% of home users only use windowsupdate to secure their boxes. A great majority of those, don't update regularly enough to make this exploit a non-issue.

      Yeah, stupid red button, yeah stupid user didn't secure his box. End result is no different than if the exploit were a true blue win buster... It's still a borkable box.

    2. Re:About that NetBIOS over IP exploit by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Thanks Russ. I build the 2000 images for our company, and frankly anyone who bothered to run the MBSA (despite it being a "dot zero" release) or at least check to see what updates were available from the Windows Updater service after installing SP2 or SP3 shouldn't be building machines for deployment. The MBSA has suggestsed RestrictAnonymous=2 for some time, and the WU now includes the Roll-Up.

  46. after the settlement by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    Was I asleep or somthing when did the Microsoft case get settled?

    I thought they were doing it out of the good or there harts.

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    1. Re:after the settlement by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

      Several parties to the case have settled, including, IIRC, the Department of Justice. Several states attorneys have refused to settle, so the case is going forward. My home state (Minnesota) is one of those which have refused to settle. This pleases me. Microsoft has always had the market dominance approach. As a shareholder (which I doubtless am through my 401k), I applaud this. But as an allegedly free citizen, and as an author of code, I think they need to be slapped back into the world of competetive commerce.

      I do think Linux gives them some competition (more than they care to admit at times), but it took software that was FREE (in the beer sense, not just the speech sense) to get a foothold.

  47. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was posted on bugtraq a day or two ago
    IT IS RELEVANT!! MOD PARENT UP

  48. Thanks for saying by freuddot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You realize that having this post moderated +4 with a bold :link directly to the crash-windows-in-one-easy-step binary actually augment the visibility of the said irresponsible comment ?

    I would not have check the link otherwise. ;-)

    1. Re:Thanks for saying by Tiro · · Score: 1
      I would not have check the link otherwise.

      I agree. I did the same.

    2. Re:Thanks for saying by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      Me too! I was just breezing thru when this protest in bold caught my attn. - had to scroll up and read the header agn - Hmmmm! A potentially useful tool to fight Software that Sucks.

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    3. Re:Thanks for saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually for crashing Windows not hippy linux

    4. Re:Thanks for saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to see you unemployed.

  49. why do you guys give a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all you ever do with respect to MS is sneer at them and post negative shit. cunts.

    1. Re:why do you guys give a fuck? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "all you ever do with respect to MS is sneer at them and post negative shit. cunts."

      Not the most elegant way of putting it, but he's got a point. If that's not bad enough, the tone of the guy posting the article is pretty much judge/jury/executioner.

      I'm getting really sick and tired of reading through the articles to find out things aren't near as bad as they're made out to be. If somebody wants my attention regarding norti shenanigans that MS is pulling, try to sound more objective. I feel like I'm watching commercials for Jerry Springer.

    2. Re:why do you guys give a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Don't want to read it? Then fuck off and die, you ignorant dickbiter.

      Have you considered suicide to fix your stupidity problem? Nine out of ten doctors recommend it for evolutionary throwbacks like you!

  50. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    It doesn't show on my Opera 6.05 browser,that may give you another clue what MS is...

    PS: Yea, it supports every standard, save it with IE, open with Opera, it shows.

  51. Downside of the Upside of the Downside by graphicartist82 · · Score: 1

    Downside: On the downside, code to crash any modern Windows machine with NetBIOS enabled is now floating around the net

    Upside of Downside: My cablemodem provider blocks some commonly abused ports (including NetBIOS).

    Downside of Upside of Downside: I don't like my broadband provider to block ports that they feel are "commonly abused". I have a good firewall in place, and I think that every other user (broadband or not) on the internet should have one too.

    But hey, that's just my $0.02US

  52. Selling like hotcakes? by mikers · · Score: 2

    The potential further exists for oppressive governments to use the revocation feature to censor what we see and hear. In this Orwellian scenario it would be possible to erase from the collective consciousness striking images of the lone student facing down a tank in Tiananmen Square ...

    But instead of censoring, he says, Microsoft's aim is more mundane - simply to use the free player to sell more .NET servers.


    I suppose that being able to censor anything on people's computers will sell .NET servers like hotcakes? Maybe in communist China. With enough bad press I think a lot of companies will think twice about buying server software from microsoft. Oh right... we don't have much choice.

    So what do new Windows versions have to offer me? More restrictions, more limitations, more tracking of my viewing/usage habits, a direct interface with the "copyright clearing house" to check every time I go to play an MP3 if I actually have 'rights' to play it.

    I stopped "upgrading" at windows 2000. I suggest you do too.

    mike

    1. Re:Selling like hotcakes? by donutello · · Score: 2

      What a load of crap! Censorship is when an authority can restrict ideas,thoughts and speech regardless of who created it.

      DRM is designed to allow the creator to restrict distribution - certainly not the same as censorship. In the Tiananmen Square example, the government would only be able to restrict distribution of that picture if it was the Chinese government who created the picture. And yes, the government can always make it a law allowing them to pull rights but that is a failure of the constitutional system, not the technology. Remember the government has the technology to nuke its own population or arrest anyone they want to based on its control of the army but that doesn't mean that we live in fear of that happening.

      When you use words like censorship to exaggerate what's happening you rapidly lose credibility.

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  53. No, that's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dissenting states wanted IE completely removed from the computer. Which would have taken MSHTML.DLL with it, which would have broken countless other programs that use MSHTML.DLL to do HTML rendering.

    1. Re:No, that's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which case ship MSHTML.DLL with the programs which need it.

    2. Re:No, that's wrong. by stubear · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows needs it so they ship it with Windows already. IE the application can be removed. IE the underlying HTML rendering engine is intertwined with Windows and third party applications such that its removal would break applcations. The nine states are using the courts to dictate tehcnology Microsoft's competitors don't agree with. There is nothing that preculdes me from using Mozilla on my Windows XP system and completely ignore the existence of IE.

    3. Re:No, that's wrong. by mpe · · Score: 2

      The dissenting states wanted IE completely removed from the computer. Which would have taken MSHTML.DLL with it, which would have broken countless other programs that use MSHTML.DLL to do HTML rendering.

      In which case it should be possible to replace MSHTML.DLL with another rendering library.

    4. Re:No, that's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until you use your banks "secure login app" that makes a child MSIE, openening your ass to a gaping man in the middle attack.

  54. netbios crash bug by germinatoras · · Score: 1

    But this is the only way that Microsoft will ever fix the bug. You know how unresponsive they are when a security vulerability is discovered in something like NetBIOS. The only thing that they patch quickly is remote roots in IIS.

    I've known that this is possible for some time - I once had a machine with bad RAM (altough I didn't know it at the time) While copying files between it and some other system, the other system (with good ram) suddenly blue-screened. Granted, it was windows 95, but I spent some time trying to figure out what sequence of SMB datagrams would kill a win9x box. Now I have a tool that will give me the information I had been looking for all those years ago.

    1. Re:netbios crash bug by micromoog · · Score: 2
    2. Re:netbios crash bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is "humor", no?

    3. Re:netbios crash bug by germinatoras · · Score: 1

      I stand by what I said - this is a patch for Windows NT 4.0 released in 2002. That's an awfully long time to let this bug stay in the codebase. My statement is that Microsoft won't fix things without a working exploit published in the wild, and this rather proves than disputes my point. And there's no mention of Windows 9x. Unless I'm mistaken, win9x could still be vulnerable to this bug 7 years after its discovery.

  55. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Neuracnu+Coyote · · Score: 2

    why not supply the link to the patch as well

    That's what comments and moderation are for - in case the author misses something glaring, like a link to a bug's patch, the general public has a voice to let everyone know.

    So stop bitching, ass.

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  56. My MS Activation Story: True Story. by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And MS plans (apparently) to "bomb" any cracked installations of XP. (I gather some sort of cracked DLL or file monkeyed with the WPA and allowed for pseudo-activation.)

    MS is still not clear about this. But I'm curious if MS finally got the hint and is now planning to keep a database of all "authentic" Windows XP keys. If this is the case, then I assume the various keygens won't work. (Or they'll work, but when it comes time to activate, you'll find that you don't actually have an "authentic" key.)

    Slightly OT, but I thought I'd share my own XP activation experience. It happened last night and it bascially stumped Microsoft.

    The short story goes something like this: I'm an MSDN subscriber. My MSDN subscription entitles me to Windows XP keys that will activate up to 10 pcs. So far so good.

    Anyway, I go to the MSDN site, log in with my usual username and password. Generate my keys. Get my "10 activation" key for Office XP, Pro XP, Home XP.

    Now, according to the license, these generated keys will activate 10 pcs for each application. (In other words, I can put WinXP Pro on my workstation at work and my workstation at home. This counts as two "activations" on two different PCs and is completely within the terms of the license. Each computer, of course, has to be for "development" purposes -- which, oddly enough, they are. My computer at home is actually a computer I use when I telecommute. And I develop on it. So, again, I'm completely within the terms of license agreement.)

    Okay, so that's the background. Here's the good part: I install WinXP Pro on my home "work" workstation using the MSDN supplied key. (The copy of WinXP Pro I'm installing, BTW, is the ISO I downloaded from the MSDN site. The copy of Windows XP I'm legally entitled to according to the terms of my MSDN unverisal subscription.)

    The MSDN issued key passes the first XP keycheck -- the check that appears before it actually installs. No complaints, install goes smoothly. I boot to the desktop. All's fine. Looks like it installed perfectly.

    Except Windows tells me my key is no good.

    But wait! It *took* the key when it asked for it, right? Yes. It took it.

    I re-enter the key. (And, yes, I'm using the MSDN supplied key on the MSDN ISO -- not the volume license CD, the actual ISO downloaded from the MSDN site.)

    Still says my key is no good. It then generates an installation ID -- an obscenely long number -- and tells me that I have to call the 1-888 toll-free activation center.

    I call. I give my installation ID. Wait, I'm told, that's not the right installation ID. Generate another one.

    I generate another installation ID. (There's a button that can do this when you install XP.)

    I read it back. It's still not a valid installation ID.

    The activation center guy said he never saw this happen before. Am I reading the correct ID? Did I transpose any digits?

    Nope. It's all correct. Read it from right to left, he tells me. I do. Read it from left to right, he tells me. I do.

    Wow, he says. I've never seen this before. You have a valid key, he tells me, but Windows is generating an *incorrect* installation ID.

    I say, well, I don't care what's going on, I want this thing activated.

    Pause. Sir? Can you read me the ID again?

    I do. This is the sixth or seventh time I read the ID. Nope, he tells me. Still no good. He puts me on hold. I stay on hold. Sir, he tells me. I'm sorry. Sorry? We can't do anything. You what?

    We've never seen this before.

    You're kidding.

    If you have a correct key, you should get a correct installation ID.

    Yes, I say.

    Can you read me your key?

    I read it. Read it again. And again.

    Sir?

    Yes?

    The key is correct.

    I know the key is correct.

    Can I put you on hold again?

    So I sit and wait. And wait. All told, I've been "activating" for 30 minutes by this time.

    Guy comes back on the phone. Sir? We can't do anything.

    You're kidding.

    He apologizes. He tells me again that he's never seen this happen. You're sure you're using a legit copy?

    I explain my MSDN subscription (active, BTW), my MSDN key, my MSDN ISO download.

    I'm sorry, he tells me. Try MSDN.

    I call MSDN.

    Go through the same thing.

    Wow, the MSDN tech support guy says. I've never seen this before.

    What now?

    Good question, he tells me.

    He puts me on hold. Consults with a manager.

    Sir? There's nothing we can do.

    Give me another key.

    I can't. I don't have authorization.

    Give me someone who has authorization.

    We can't generate another key until the morning.

    You're kidding. I'm stuck?

    I'm afraid so. I've never seen this before, he says.

    By this time I'm furious. I want this motherfucker activated.

    Finally, the guy puts me on hold.

    Sir? I've got a brand new copy of Windows Pro Retail. In my hands. I'm going to read you the key. But you didn't get this from me.

    You're giving me another key?

    You didn't get this from me, he repeats.

    He reads the key. I read it back. That's all I can do, sir, he tells me.

    I appreciate it. (Trying to stay calm.) Thank you.

    I'm only doing this because you've got a problem we can't fix. You have a valid key, but it's not generating a valid installation ID.

    By this time, over an hour has passed. I'm still trying to activate.

    He has me enter the new key. I enter it. Try to activate. Comes up with a message: "This key has no more activations."

    I wig out. You're fucking shitting me, I tell me. You're fucking shitting me.

    Okay, he says. He explains that we'll have to wait until tomorrow morning to get the key re-activated. He'll make sure it gets re-activated first thing. But that's all we can do, he says. I can't do any more tonight.

    I tell him that this -- my situation -- is why people pirate software. It's quicker to get a keygen and generate a phony key than to go through this, waste my time and waste my money.

    He's sympathetic. I understand, he says. But we'll get this fixed.

    Then: Sir?

    Yes?

    You didn't get that key from me.

    Flash forward: right now. It's the next morning. I'm at my desk. I'm reading Slashdot. I'm on hold with Microsoft tech support. I've called three different tech supoort numbers this morning.

    They cannot get my copy of Windows XP Pro activated. They cannot re-activate the "mystery" key that my friend last night gave me.

    This is the first time they've seen this problem.

    Can we get some more specifics? they ask me.

    New hard drive, new CDROM, new motherboard. Everything is new.

    They're mystified.

    I'm still on hold. I'm reading Slashdot while I'm on hold.

    A moment ago: Sir? Can you read your key?

    I read it.

    Yep, they tell me. That's a valid key. Wow. I've never seen this before.

    1. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      And they say Linux is hard to install.

    2. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nope. I'm not lying.

      I have a valid key but not a valid installation ID. Thus far -- last night and this morning -- it has stumped everyone.

      Apparently, mine is the first case they've seen. I can't believe that, but that's what I'm being told.

      I've read my MSDN key over 10 times in the past hour. They've verified the key, checked it, and even issued me a "temporary" key. Everything works, but *everything* fails when the installation ID is generated.

      In fact, this "activation" is so anonymous that right now -- as of this morning -- Microsoft now has my name, address, email address, MSDN ID#, MSDN key, and a listing of each component in my computer.

      How's that for "activation" anonymity?

    3. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Fortyseven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sir, can you read me the ID again?

    4. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid moderators, parent post was FUNNY.

    5. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

      This was modded:
      +1 interesting
      +1 insightful
      +1 funny

      WTF?

    6. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by rseuhs · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Why should Microsoft care as long as you keep sinking in your money?

      The main point of this story is not how incompetent Microsoft is. - The main point (IMO) is that this is yet another story about yet another Windows-user that will go to hell and back to use Windows but will not even look at alternatives because Microsoft has successfully implanted the delusion that only Microsoft can solve their problems.

      In a free market customers do not put up with crap like this.

      I don't feel the slightest pity for you. If you chain yourself to a single vendor with no way out you are asking for being raped. And it's irrelevant if that single vendor is called Microsoft, Apple or Sun.

      And you know what the message for Microsoft is?

      The message is "If they are willing to spend 10 hours on the phone, they are also willing to pay 200$ more"

    7. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Wow, that sucks. All I can say is that I've done the activation process several times on different systems and never had any problems. It's so quick you barely know it happpened. Hopefully they get your stuff resolved, and that it is indeed a rare case.

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    8. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by dacetone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah. It happens. MSDN subscribers were the bane of working for MPA (product activation) because they cause the most problems, and expect us to fix them. We don't generate keys. We don't know how to, or get paid enough to troubleshoot. All we do is get read a string of numbers, and read one back. When we get an error, we read from a script. We don't even work for Microsoft.

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    9. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by tandr · · Score: 1

      Although it reads like good funny story, I am sorry about your wasted time and nerves, man. Do you mind to post how did this glitch ended up? (as reply to your own post)

      Thanks,
      t.

    10. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I don't feel the slightest pity for you. If you chain yourself to a single vendor with no way out you are asking for being raped. And it's irrelevant if that single vendor is called Microsoft, Apple or Sun. I can imagine that since the original poster is a professional developer, it would be very productive for him to go to his employer and say "sorry guys, M$ sux0rz, I'm going to install *ix/OS X/whatever, and you'll have to retool your entire operation to take that into account. But don't worry, I've got WINE!"

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    11. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Ozor · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Windows 5.0 will not install on anyones computer :-) Sorry M$ Windows will only work on the Xbox :-)

    12. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, after reading that, it makes me glad I have a mac.

    13. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a FUD story. Made up bullshit.

      Anybody who believes this kind of 'Big Lie' is lucky the Soviet Union isn't around anymore.

      And shouldn't answer the phone, as a telemarketer might be on the line and about to fleece them.

    14. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      He'll post part two of his Creative Writing assignment tomorrow at Noon. It'll all be on The FUD Registry by tomorrow afternoon.

    15. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote:
      Wow, he says. I've never seen this before. You have a valid key, he tells me, but Windows is generating an *incorrect* installation ID.

      Meanwhile over at the InnerSweat Explitor CallCenter...

      User: IE just Blue Screened
      Support: Funny..we've never seen that before...

      Riiight...
      I suspect denial is the standing marching orders over at M$ support central...

    16. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in this case it's not the original poster who should be making the decision to dump windows- he's just an employee, after all, acting on company time. he should be telling his boss why he hasn't accomplished any work in the last day, however, and let his boss re-evaluate his decision to use windows.

      the employee, on the other hand, should quit and get another job at a place that doesn't use windows, if s/he really hates interacting with microsoft as much as the original post implies.

    17. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by XavierXeon · · Score: 1

      >You're an arrogant little german shit bag. Your countrymen are not noted for their ability to show pity to anyone.

      well, thanks for insulting me !

    18. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You do realize that exactly this was my point?

      Just because you have driven off the cliff and it's too late now doesn't mean that driving off the cliff was a good idea.

      There are many OS-agnostic development platforms like Java, Qt, Delphi/Kylix and many more.

      And guess what! They also work with Windows, so you can use Windows without chaining yourself to Microsoft.

    19. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by oyenstikker · · Score: 2

      Maybe this is a bit obvious, but maybe your ISO download has a bit wrong someplace, or burned improperly. Did you get the image again and reburn it?

      --
      The masses are the crack whores of religion.
    20. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! That's surely easy for you to say, if you are doing things at home.

      I can take my home system and install whatever I want. I can spend some months to config any OS the way I want, just because it is fun.

      But in real live things are not like this. I work on a company that develops software for Windows, I can't simply call my manager and say "hey, I think Windoze sucks, let's install BSD or Linux and forget about it!"

      Before you criticise someone, please think a little about the problem and the context.

    21. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone want to start a pool?

      My guess is his hardware is too new. One of his too, too new components is causing the installation program to generate an invalid installation ID. Any taker's?

      What's in your system anyway?

    22. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Damn, the Windows version on this computer is 5.00.2195, does that mean I'm running an XBox? I thought it was a Dell...

      --
      -PainKilleR-[CE]
    23. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by PolyDwarf · · Score: 2

      They also work with Windows, so you can use Windows without chaining yourself to Microsoft.


      Wow, you mean it!
      Hypothetical conversation with my boss:
      "Hey, I'm going to develop in perl, because I can do that in Linux. No, I don't care that our app is written in MSVC++, Slashdot told me that I could develop without Windows, so I'm going to do it... What do you mean, I'm fired?"

      Point is, some of us don't have the luxury of not having to pay bills (IE being in college with grants/loans, or sponging off parents), and truth be told, there's a hell of a lot more money in Windows development than there is in platform agnostic development.
      Read what the guy said, that he uses the computer for development, and he's also an MSDN subscriber... Chances are, he's doing VC++ or VB programming... Not exactly platform agnostic. Save your flames for if he was doing java development, or qt development, or whatever other agnostic development environment you want to name.

      Also, as a side note, Delphi != Kylix. They're only equal if you limit yourself, in Delphi, to use the CLX... Note, I say limit for a very good reason, as it is limiting. There are many things in the VCL (Borland's windows component library) that are very useful, but aren't in the CLX.
      Just wanted to clear up that misconception.
    24. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by tstock · · Score: 1

      Somewhere along the line the choice was made to depend on Microsoft professionally.

    25. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      since the original poster is a professional developer


      Anyone who selects or advocates a platform, technology, product, language, etc. in ignorance of the alternatives is definitely not a "professional developer". There are such amateurs using both Windows and Unix. Unfortunately they are too often mistaken for professionals.
    26. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by leenix+usr · · Score: 0

      Maybe this is a bit obvious, but maybe your ISO download has a bit wrong someplace, or burned improperly. Did you get the image again and reburn it?

      My thoughts exactly. In addition you might want to make sure that your CDROM drive is using PIO rather than DMA.

      Where I used to work we wrote our own installer software rather than using InstallShield. Our installer validated the data it read off the CD as part of the installation. We had a customer that complained that our software wasn't installing yet he could install everything else. It turned out that on his computer (that came in a cow box) had the CD set to use DMA and this was the cause of his problems.

      We ran tests and found that on some machines (his and others) it was a frequent occurance for a few bits to get flipped at the end of *large* transfers if using DMA. We were curious about why he could install other software so we took some InstallShield packages and intentionally corrupted them -- they still installed just fine.

      Scary! CDROM && DMA == bad

    27. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      If you are not able to understand a simple sentence, maybe you should not reply.

      As I said, if it's too late, it's too late. Some stupid decisions can't be undone, it's a fact of life.

      Got that now? Shall I say it again?

      But when you start a new project (or even a new enterprise) you can develop platform-agnostic and support Windows just fine and you are much more flexible. Platform-agnostic is a superset of Windows-only, so by definition there can't be more money in Windows-only.

    28. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your basis for calling it a lie?

    29. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, eventually, every hardware company you call is going to react like this:

      *RING*...*RING*...
      "Good afternoon, foobar limited, may I have your license number please"
      "I don't think I have one, I bought this machine second hand, and want to buy a part for it"
      "Err, sorry, I cannot advise you without a valid license number. What is your license numer?"
      "I don't know"
      "Sorry, I cannot advise you without a valid license number. What is your license number?"
      "Well, where would I find it if I had one"
      "On the back of the case. What is your license numer?"
      "OK, I'm looking - whereabouts on the back of the case?"
      "Sorry, I cannot advise you without a valid license number. What is your license number?"
      "Can I just buy a license agreement."
      "Yes, but I cannot advise you how to do that without a valid license number. What is your license numer?"
      "Err, blah, blah, foo, bar, baz, foobar. That is my license number"
      "OK Sir, you can buy a license with your credit card"
      "But I just gave you my license number"
      "Yes. That was a valid license number, but you invalidated it by saying you wanted to buy a new one"
      "WHAT?"
      "Your license agreement has been terminated... Sorry, I cannot advise you without a valid license number. What is your license numer?"
      "123456789."
      "OK Sir, you can buy a license with your credit card"
      "How much is it?"
      "200,000 U.K. Pounds. Do you wish to proceed, if you answer anything but yes, your call will be terminated"
      "Yes"
      "Please enter your credit card number using the buttons on the keypad"
      *Presses buttons*
      "OK, your license agreement for software support is active."
      "OK, can I buy a part for my machine now?"
      "No."
      "WHAT?"
      "No."
      "WHY?"
      "You have a software license agreement, not a hardware license agreement"
      "But you just solds it to me."
      "Yes."
      "Well, can I change it?"
      "No."
      "Can I upgrade?"
      "No, not until your current license agreement expires."
      "When is that?"
      "1st January 3010."
      "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
      "Sorry , I cannot advise you without a valid license number. What is your license number?"
      "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
      "Sorry , ARGH is not a valid license number. What is your license number?"
      "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
      "Sorry , Sir, I will have to end this call."
      "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    30. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work on a company that develops software for Windows, I can't simply call my manager and say "hey, I think Windoze sucks, let's install BSD or Linux and forget about it!"
      The buck always stops with someone. That person is the one who deserves to be mocked for choosing Windows, and has the right to bitch about Microsoft.

      If this is a machine for work, then this is really your employer's problem, and not yours. Your employer is the one who chose to pay you hundreds of dollars to talk on the phone with Microsoft instead of doing work that can generate revenue. Your employer is the one who decided to risk their deadlines, etc. on Microsoft reliability.

      Your employer may be a moron. Your employer should be posting Microsoft flames on Slashdot about how many hundreds of dollars per day that Windows costs.

    31. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't you just get a crack or warez copy, as you said? You gave them their money, Christ, there's nothing unethical about circumventing their broken copy protection scheme. Dumb of you to waste so much time and effort just to follow Microsoft's EULA.

    32. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > This was modded:
      > +1 interesting
      > +1 insightful
      > +1 funny
      > WTF?

      Well, I at least found it (1) interesting that XP's activation procedure has an apparently LARGE hole in it that can't be fixed, (2) insightful is a stretch, (3) yes, it was amusing to read; if it happened to me, I'd need to wait a few days to find it funny, but YES, this is the kind of 'comedy of errors' that Just Can't Be Happening!, but did. I wish the writer much good luck in getting this straightened out.

      And at the same time, +1 worrisome for anyone with an MSDN subscription they assume will work as advertised.

    33. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by 0xA · · Score: 2

      How much do you trust this hardware?

      If I were you I'd try this CD on a different machine. It could be you have some funky RAM or a problem with something else. Could also be that however the XP activation thing pulles a fingerprint of you hardware is being meesed up by one of the components or combination of components.

      Still wierd though.

    34. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burn this into your brain, o young and impressionable reader:

      COPY PROTECTION AMOUNTS TO NOTHING MORE THAN A PAIN IN THE A?? FOR LEGITIMATE USERS. PIRATES WILL *ALWAYS* FIND A WAY AROUND IT.

      The decision makers in the software industry learned this lesson in the 80's, or so I thought...

    35. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by piku · · Score: 1

      Well next time your Brand A TV or what-have-you breaks I don't want to hear shit from you, because, after all, there was a Brand B one sitting on the store shelf right next to it.

      Heaven forbid someone actually wants to get their moneys worth out of a purchase, no matter how bad you may think it was.

      I also think the thread started by blincoln is a rather good example of why he is using Windows in the first place. The inmates don't exactly get to pick their clothes, now do they?

    36. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is your key? Let's see if any of us can activate it for you....

      $10 says we CAN do something for you...

    37. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      Well next time your Brand A TV or what-have-you breaks I don't want to hear shit from you, because, after all, there was a Brand B one sitting on the store shelf right next to it.

      Correct, and I certainly won't buy from Brand A again.

      I don't see why Microsoft should be excepted from basic market mechanisms.

    38. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile over at the InnerSweat Explitor CallCenter...
      User: IE just Blue Screened
      Support: Funny..we've never seen that before...

      IE can NOT bluescreen. A blue screen is an error directly from krnl386.exe. 90% of the time when a 31337 Linux user is bitching about a bluescreen it is a CPU exception, not a Windows problem.

    39. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, if you have ever tried GTK+ or Qt for Windows, you will find that it not as clean as you think. The interfaces are still very *nix centric, and there's a lot of extra crap that MFC normally takes care of. Not only that but your apps will still look like ugly X apps, which really turns away customers.

      As for java, it really sucks to run java apps under Windows. People blame Microsoft's VM, but Sun's is even worse.

      If you are developing for Windows, the solution the customer will most likely want will be a clean Win32 app, which doesn't depend on GNU-HACK-OF-THE-DAY.DLL.

    40. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The buck always stops with someone. That person is the one who deserves to be mocked for choosing Windows, and has the right to bitch about Microsoft.

      Yeah, because we all know that Windows development is easier under Linux because it can do everything better than any other OS out there. But, now let's look at reality. Visual Studio rocks the IDE's currently under Linux. Also, most of the people know Windows which means you don't have to teach your Windows developer how to use Linux.

      Your employer may be a moron. Your employer should be posting Microsoft flames on Slashdot about how many hundreds of dollars per day that Windows costs.

      Sure you save money with Linux when comparing license costs, but in reality Linux will cost you far more in the end. Linux takes a lot of time to do anything, which in the business world translated to money. Also, if Windows messes up you can pay Microsoft $200.00 to fix it for you (their premium support is very good) and you will quickly be back up and running. Who are you going to call to recover your Linux box if it goes down?

      You can theorize about switching from Win to OSS all you want, but it is not practical at all.

    41. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by PolyDwarf · · Score: 2

      The original comment didn't say anything about a new project, just that they were installing XP at home. I guess I was confused by your random tangent, since I was expecting some relationship to the original comment.

      As for the argument of platform agnostic being a superset of Windows only, in a pure computer science world, I'd agree with you. However, money is involved, and since there are a lot more companies that are Windows only as far as program purchases go, I'd say that makes the market for Windows programming much larger than for platform agnostic programming.
      Larger Market = Larger Share of Money = More money in Windows-only (Even if you have a smaller percent of the market).
      I'd much rather have 1 percent of Microsoft's cash pile, than 100 percent of my cash pile.

    42. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      Windows plus other platforms (= platform agnostic) is larger than Windows only.

      What is so hard to understand about that?

    43. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by 1010011010 · · Score: 2


      If I were you I'd try this CD on a different machine

      That solution is intolerable. WPA means windows is broken by design.

      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
    44. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by tzanger · · Score: 2

      Maybe this is a bit obvious, but maybe your ISO download has a bit wrong someplace, or burned improperly.

      burned wrong or drive reading it wrong (DMA/PIO, etc.) but definately not downloaded wrong. Both HTTP and FTP are TCP, which ensures the message got across correctly. MSIE is known to bugger up downloads for extensions it doesn't know how to handle but as far as the data getting across, it's what I'd consider a six-9's certainty.

    45. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by 0xA · · Score: 2

      I was not suggesting that as a solution. If the CD will work in another machine it will give you a pretty good place to start on the the problem though.

    46. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Ostrich25 · · Score: 1
      > COPY PROTECTION AMOUNTS TO NOTHING MORE THAN A PAIN IN THE A?? FOR LEGITIMATE USERS

      Interestingly enough, the latest patch (1.23) for Neverwinter Nights removes the SecureROM copy protection. (Now you don't have to insert the "play disc" when you start the game)

      I guess Bioware figured out just how annoying something that minor can be.

    47. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by oyenstikker · · Score: 2

      it's what I'd consider a six-9's certainty.

      Maybe you just got the 7th nine. (:

      --
      The masses are the crack whores of religion.
    48. Re:My MS Activation Story: True Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, so just keep to windows as a platform and you can't go wrong? You get windows-only PLUS the platform agnostic. :-)

  57. your box comes with IE pre-installed ;) by Otis_INF · · Score: 1

    So use it for this purpose, then hide the icon in program files/funny games/crap/IE or something :)

    People really should read http://technet.microsoft.com more often and the security homepage where 'best practises' how-to's are linked which will explain which little registry tweaks and services should be disabled/enabled to prevent attacks.

    --
    Never underestimate the relief of true separation of Religion and State.
    1. Re:your box comes with IE pre-installed ;) by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Um no, I'd prefer to read that bulletin in my browser which supports standards, as a paid windows user.

    2. Re:your box comes with IE pre-installed ;) by Red+Avenger · · Score: 1

      Well obviously opera doesn't support the STANDARD that is windows update. I would suggest getting off your high horse and using a tool that will allow you to keep your machine up to date.

      Don't be so self righteous.

    3. Re:your box comes with IE pre-installed ;) by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      http://catchup.cnet.com does... In fact, it shows you more updates than windows update...

      while you are just a IE junkie, I wanted to inform you/others.

  58. Re:Crash Windows by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    people are stupid and and don't know even how to avoid buying it.

    ms has a nasty habit of leaving bugs untouched and hoping they will fix themselfs, with *nix there is usually a patch available preeetty fast when the security hole becomes public(and in most cases with software with good design the bugs are isolated so that they don't compromise the entire system).

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  59. And the exploit even works under WINE :) by ALecs · · Score: 1
    And I was thinking "Where am I gonna find a Windows box to test this from?"

    Unfortunately, this exploit even works on boxes that have the "NULL session" registry patch. Time to go patch all the NT desktops in the office. *sigh*

  60. Slashdot == Journalism??? by repetty · · Score: 1

    What makes you think a Slashdot forum is supposed to constitute "journalism" in the first place?

    Slashdot puts the drinks on the bar -- it's up to the users to decide what to do with them.

    Also, unless I'm mistaken, all of the deficienies of recent Open Source software had been discussed ad nausium on Slashdot already. If you really pine for Open Source bad news, read the archives.

  61. Microsoft Mindshare encompasses NYTimes by michmill · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice that in the Times article there is no mention of the fact that the agreement with the Justice Department has not been approved by the courts. I would think that the Times would have a knowledgeable writer on the issue, but they seem to have just parroted the MS press release. Since Microsoft thinks they have a finalized agreement, that must be true, right? Who cares what the states think, or for that matter what the judges think?

  62. Public domain windows emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 PRINT "Your computer caused a general protection fault press space to continue..."
    20 IF INKEY$<>" " GO TO 20
    30 CLS : GO TO 10

    This code is under the GPL version foobar or later.

    1. Re:Public domain windows emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Runs on an Altair with only 4K - how's that for irony :-)

  63. Re:Crash Windows by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "Clicking the Start button will suffice in crashing M$ Windows."

    Hey look! A graduate of the Bob Saget School of Comedy finally got some print work!

    Good job buddy!

  64. Wow More MS News Than Linux News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is /. becoming the MS channel or what?

  65. good going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, thats all I need at my job today, a bunch of users calling up wondering why they got hacked today.

    Really thx...

  66. Re:why do you guys give a fuck?/MS TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this up MS TROLL

  67. The Ultimate Script Kiddie by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh goodie, it runs under WINE.

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  68. API's are bondage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest problem with API's is that they are
    dependent on secret code to work; therefore,
    it just strengthens the Windows monopoly.

    Open source == freedom; closed source API's are
    bondage.

  69. How ironic by hacker · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Does anyone else find it funny that the SMBdie script that is used to supposedly crash Windows machines by sending a specifically-crafted SMB packet... is a Windows executable?

    In the era of security conscious people, running someone else's .exe file is really stupid, even if you think it might be funny.

    And this tool got front-paged on Slashdot. How stupid can you possibly get?

    1. Re:How ironic by *xpenguin* · · Score: 1

      It runs perfectly under wine, so it doesn't present a security risk.

    2. Re:How ironic by KidSock · · Score: 2

      To add to the irony the Windows executable was created using Samba source code. You can tell by the dialects it submits (one of them is "Samba") and by the fact that the tree connect was not batched with the session setup.

  70. AS A SCRIPT KIDDIE,I TAKE OFFENSE! LONG LIVE LUNIX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  71. Re:Crash Windows by eddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have yet to see ANY software put out by ANYONE that is bug free

    YOU FOOL! Everyone knows TeX is bug free :-)

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  72. This part of the DRM is lovely by streak · · Score: 1

    Here's a snippet from the Microsoft Windows Media Player EULA (added in June with the "Security" update):

    "Digital Rights Management (Security). You agree that in order to protect the integrity of content and software protected by digital rights management ('Secure Content), Microsoft may provide security related updates to the OS Components that will be automatically downloaded onto your computer. These security related updates may disable your ability to copy and/or play Secure Content and use other software on your computer . If we provide such a security update, we will use reasonable efforts to post notices on a web site explaining the update."

    So, in pretty plain English, MS is basically saying we can control what applications you can run on your computer. Oh, and we'll post it in some obscure place on the web for ya. Fun.

    The article that I got this from is here.

  73. Unbelievable by Hackura · · Score: 1
    "It will also be used to bind content to a specific PC, so that it cannot be redistributed around a house or played on a different device. It is like buying a videotape or music CD that will work only with your equipment, which you specify to the retailer at the time of purchase, and won't work on anyone else's."So now, even if i PAY for music or video on the internet, I cant even burn it to a CD and play it in my car? Or put a movie on CD and play it in my DVD player? I cant transfer an MP3 to a portable device, even though I OWN IT? This is clear disregard for fair use laws. If we as consumers allow things like this to happen, we lose rights to things WE PURCHASE. I for one do not like the thought of someone else controlling a posession of mine. I dont know what it will take for the mainstream to realize that we give up our rights when we give in to tactics like these. On the other hand, I can sympathize with companies that produce content wanting to protect it, they are out to make money just like you and I. But this is NOT the way to go about it. I dont really have any suggestions on how it can be worked out, because no matter what safegaurds are put in place someone will find a way around them. NOTHING is EVER going to be 100% secure, not only on the internet, but IRL as well. I hope for the sake of our rights as consumers and for *most* of us on this site Americans, that this form of home invasion doesnt continue.
  74. Disabled media players by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
    "We can block out rogue applications or compromised applications or broken applications," says the Singapore-based manager of Microsoft's digital media division, Winston Chan. "From the Microsoft standpoint we will get feedback from individual (content) companies and use the licence to lock out those applications. If an application has been broken, we only have to update the licence server. You have to go through the process with Microsoft and be issued a certificate."
    Does this mean that if MoRE crack RealPlayer's key, then all copies of RealPlayer worldwide suddenly stop working?
  75. What's with all the griping by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Redundant

    About posting a link to an exploit tool?

    How many of you posting or modding this up also support the free exchange of ideas, including how to back up or media shift a DVD, or extract a portion for review?

    You think there's a difference? Bullshit. Your argument is "raise the cost of entry to put off casual abusers". How is that different from the argument that (e.g.) librarians or teachers can gain access to knowledge to let them make copies or extracts from a DVD, if they know exactly who to ask and how to ask them?

    That's the trouble with the free exchange of ideas. It's easy to pay lip service until you see something that you don't like being made freely available, at which point the prissy voice gets put on and cries of "Well, that's just irresponsible!" get made. One more step down that line, and you'll be exhorting us to think of the children.

    One issue, one standard. The issue here is the free and frank and convenient exchange of knowledge, including knowledge that you don't want people to have. Pick a position.

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    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:What's with all the griping by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      So post your Slashdot password, dude.

      Also include a copy of your SSN, your mother's maiden name, your home and work phone numbers. Include the names and ages of your children, please.

      "The issue here is the free and frank and convenient exchange of knowledge, including knowledge that you don't want people to have."

    2. Re:What's with all the griping by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      About posting a link to an exploit tool?

      How many of you posting or modding this up also support the free exchange of ideas, including how to back up or media shift a DVD, or extract a portion for review?


      There is a difference.

      The first has no purpose except to exploit a hole and cause damage to a computer or a network. It has no higher purpose, no one in the industry or the man-on-the-street would approve of its usage, and linking to it (and not linking to the previously released patch) is nothing but yellow journalism.

      The latter has uses which may or may not fall under the "Fair Use" clauses of copyright law, but which would be generally considered acceptable by both people in the industry and the average Joe.

      Frankly, there is such a think as responsibility, and even more so in the journalism trade. Slashdot bills itself as "News for Nerds", and thus places itself squarely in the journalism trade, regardless of whether or not the editors have had any training in it. They may not be (and should not be) responsible for comments made by users, but they damn well are responsible for the front page and should not do something this inane.

      Free exchange of knowledge is all fine and dandy, but you can't have freedom without responsibility. Anarchy is not freedom.

    3. Re:What's with all the griping by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

      There's a big difference between banning the information and suggesting that a large news site does not post it on its front page. One is censorship, the other is being editorially responsible.

      If in a few years time, new cars are comepletly wirelessly networked and an exploit came out that could allow someone to remotely 'turn off' the brakes as a car went past - do you think that slashdot should still link to an .exe that performs the exploit on its front page? Because if you don't it seems to me that you're only paying lip service to your 'free and frank and convenient exchange of knowledge' logic.

    4. Re:What's with all the griping by sydneyfong · · Score: 2

      Yea, if somebody invented a simple way to nuke the world with easily aquired tools, by this "free and frank and convenient exchange of knowledge, including knowledge that you don't want people to have", he can (and should) distribute this knowledge without a second thought.

      Imagine what the world would become if dangerous knowledge was placed in the hands of you people.

      --
      Don't quote me on this.
    5. Re:What's with all the griping by flonker · · Score: 2

      I want^H^H^H^HNEED to know if my machines are vulnerable. There is your legitimate use. Maybe they should have linked to the patch, but the patch is where you would expect to find it.

      As for,
      Free exchange of knowledge is all fine and dandy, but you can't have freedom without responsibility. Anarchy is not freedom.
      I would rather know that the security hole exists, and know that there is an exploit for the hole, and have a copy of that exploit, than know that there is an important patch for something, but not have any knowledge of what that something is.

      This isn't exactly yelling fire in a crowded theatre, when there is no fire.

    6. Re:What's with all the griping by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • So post your Slashdot password [and] a copy of your SSN, your mother's maiden name, your home and work phone numbers. Include the names and ages of your children, please

      If you can find the places where this information already exists e.g. whois records for the domains I own, and the web sites hosted on them, then you're most welcome to redistribute or link to them.

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    7. Re:What's with all the griping by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Yea, if somebody invented a simple way to nuke the world with easily aquired tools [...] Imagine what the world would become if dangerous knowledge was placed in the hands of you people.

      Look around you. You're living in that world right now.

      Were the twin towers nuked? Were they hit with biological weapons?

      Why not? The knowledge is out there, easily available to anyone that wants to look.

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    8. Re:What's with all the griping by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • There's a big difference between banning the information and suggesting that a large news site does not post it on its front page

      Who talked about banning it? Not me. As I very clearly said, trusted users such as librarians and teachers can get information on how to make copies or extracts of DVD's. It's perfectly legal. It's just that nobody knows how to find out where to get the information.

      You see the parallel? If you obfuscate information enough to keep it out of the hands of a handful of bad people that are actively seeking it out then you put it effectively beyond the reach of good people.

      That's an abstract argument of principles though. On this particular forum, posting the link is only de facto harmful if there are more bad people than good people reading it. That's a pretty hefty assumption to make.

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    9. Re:What's with all the griping by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The first has no purpose except to exploit a hole

      Ok, with you so far.

      • and cause damage to a computer or a network.

      Ooh no, you flunk the test. Causing damage is an effect, not the purpose.

      The purpose of lockpicking tools isn't to enable housebreaking and theft, even though their sole use is to exploit a hole in lock technology. That's an effect, it's one possible use. They can also be used to open locks for the owner, or (relevant to this situation) to test or demonstrate the vulnerability of a lock, and to ensure that it's been fixed so as not to be vulnerable.

      Your gripe boils down to this: you don't have a white hat use for this tool, so you think nobody should be allowed to have it. Well huzzah, let's put locksmiths out of business, disarm the police, and oblige sysadmins to use telnet as their sole port scanning and intrusion checking tool. Assuming that you've ever used telnet, I mean.

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    10. Re:What's with all the griping by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      No, you miss the point.

      It's not a question of "should anyone have it" -- it's a question of whether or not /., as a news site, should link to it.

      The answer is no, they should not. And sure as hell not without also linking the patch. Doing otherwise is yellow journalism, and borders on criminal negligence.

      Contrary to what you may think I'm not a MS fanboy. I code in Unix every day, all day. But that doesn't mean that I don't expect responsibility from others.

  76. Exploit doesn't work all the time by D3 · · Score: 2

    Just tested against a locked down Win2k Pro system and no go. Also tried a Win98 box and didn't work there either.

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    1. Re:Exploit doesn't work all the time by fanatic · · Score: 2

      works just fine w/ target of winNT 4 w/ SP 6.0a - instant BSOD.

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    2. Re:Exploit doesn't work all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just about any firewall (hardware or software) worth its salt will block NetBIOS by default; so that may be why it's not working.
      BTW, i tried it on my home lan and it worked every time ;)

    3. Re:Exploit doesn't work all the time by Zamolx3 · · Score: 1

      Windows 9x computers are not vulnerable.
      Only NT/2k/XP/.NET RC1

      It's not working when NETBIOS is not enabled or RestrictAnonymous is set to 2.

      Check this link :
      http://www.securityfriday.com/Topics/restrictan ony mous.html

    4. Re:Exploit doesn't work all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of beer did you use?

  77. Stupid Q of the day; by Mr.roboto · · Score: 1

    Any ideas on how this works on samba, is it merely an OS/netbios communication issue or is it something in the protocol that could take out SMB service on a *nix box?

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    1. Re:Stupid Q of the day; by The+Black+Vegetable · · Score: 1

      > Any ideas on how this works on samba, is it merely an
      > OS/netbios communication issue or is it something in the
      > protocol that could take out SMB service on a *nix box?

      I tested it on a FreeBSD-STABLE server with Samba 2.2.5 and it didn't crash the server or otherwise affect it.
      Win2K boxen without MS02-045 (Q326830) rebooted instantly, and WinNT boxen crashed services.exe and just hung bigtime.
      Not even Ctrl+Alt+Del worked.

    2. Re:Stupid Q of the day; by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 2

      That's because we've known about this exploit for over 2 years. Yes we told them. I had a linux executable on my laptop that would do this for the Windows 2000 launch show (to which I was invited to give a talk :-). They didn't let me connect to the show network :-). I guess it takes an exploit in the wild for them to fix *anything*. So much for the new "focus on security".....

      Jeremy Allison,
      Samba Team.

    3. Re:Stupid Q of the day; by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has known about this for 2 years and just recently released a patch?
      They have *serious* management problems. Marketing is running the show, and the techies obviously have no input into priorities.
      I wonder how any of the techies can really deal with working in that kind of environment.

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  78. Funny SMB tool ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "code to crash any Windows machine with NETBIOS enabled" doesn't work. It finishes with a deeply disappointed "f**ck, this computer is not vulnerable?!"

    I tested it with all Windows machines available here (2000,XP). Please post some info when Service Pack for this tool is released ;-)

    Microsoft security, meet hacker's quality code?

  79. you can still verify by valmont · · Score: 2

    ... what's being sent over the network via packet-sniffing. Granted it would be a pain in the butt though. Plus they could encrypt data they send to some level. guh. But if we see data which appears to be encrypted while looking at those packets, and if the software doesn't warrant any kind of encryption, then we can raise the red flags and ask questions.

  80. Re:Crash Windows by streak · · Score: 1

    No OS is 100% bug free and has no security vulnerabilites, but I think the main issue is response time and admission.
    Most *nix vendors get patches out to any security holes pretty damn fast (usually within 72 hours) even when its not something huge. I think most people are frustrated that Microsoft cannot work in this timeframe and/or tries to downplay the seriousness of their holes. If they had the same paranoia (for lack of a better word) that *nix vendors have about their holes, then the results would be more favorable.

    Windows keeps selling because yes, there is a lack of an alternative in most people's minds. Linux is approaching this status, but at the current time it can't support everything that Windows does (mainly because lack of market share does not entice companies to develop for *nix). MacOS is starting to gain a foothold also, but again, it is something NEW. You would be surprised how many people are resistent to change.

    And flipping to a new OS for a large company is a monumental undertaking, so it doesn't happen often.

  81. Will Media Player 9 work on Win2K? by mblase · · Score: 2

    That's all I want to know. MP7/8 worked fine on my Win2KPro PC at work, but fritzed up my CD burner software completely; it wasn't until our hardware administrator told me there was a known incompatability that I took it off and had a working burner again.

    Of course, my CD burner software came with the PC, and it's at least one and a half releases out-of-date. But it sounded like our hardware admin knew this to be a consistent problem with MP7/8. I'm still using MP6, along with Media Jukebox when I absolutely have to.

    1. Re:Will Media Player 9 work on Win2K? by zachdms · · Score: 1

      A: It's previously been announced elsewhere that yes, it will.
      B: Or you could just blocked WMP's plug-in installation.

  82. MS Patches installing Ad-ware? FirstLook.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the last week, every day when I first boot my Win2k rig, IE is launched with an ad for FirstLook.com. I have no idea where this came from; the only stuff I've installed recently on this box were the "required" patches from MS, for IE, Media Player etc. There is a thread here on the topic: http://www.computing.net/networking/wwwboard/forum /8981.html It'a appearently pretty deeply rooted. If this is being distributed inside "patches" to Win2k, perhaps it represents a new low, even for MS. By strange coincidence I'm about a week into running my first Linux system .

  83. NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, anyone smart has NETBIOS blocked at the firewall already, right?

    NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol. It would be highly unusual for any router, much less a firewall, to propagate Layer 2 traffic.

    1. Re:NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but NT varieties of Windows use NetBIOS over IP by default.

    2. Re:NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 1
      Most cable and DSL connections (where a good number of Windows boxes are connected to the "internet") are just big LANs. The ISP has to specifically filter out the NetBIOS-over-IP traffic to keep the LAN from being your "Network Neighbourhood".

      I know my provider does, but I heard of at least one DSL provider that does not. If you peak at the traffic on such a segment you see a lot of broadcast and specific "are you here" packets destined for Windows boxes. I have a mixed private network behind a firewall. From the anecdotal evidence out there, it appears a good number of folks simply plug their Windows or Mac (which speaks Samba) inot the DSL/Cable router and go.

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    3. Re:NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the MS world, the Layer 2 protocol is normally called NetBEUI.

      NetBIOS is a session protocol that runs over TCP/IP or IPX. People also tend to use the term as shorthand for SMB or Windows RPC (both of which depended on NetBIOS until fairly recently).

    4. Re:NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by swb · · Score: 2

      Probably more true of cable than DSL, but some early DSL installs essentially used ethernet bridging with no broadcast filtering, enabling the neighborhood to become a network neighborhood, too.

      The DSL providers I've used prevented that; doing a tcpdump on my DSL facing interface never showed any traffic that didn't have a destination address of my machine.

    5. Re:NetBIOS is a Layer 2 protocol by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of NetBEUI, which is basically NetBIOS over Ethernet and is deprecated by Microsoft. NetBIOS over TCP/IP is installed by default on both the 9x and NT families (dunno if XP's firewall blocks it by default, but I doubt it).

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  84. You mean.... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

    ...there are still networks that don't block NetBios at their borders?

    steve

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  85. Re:IIS VULNERABILITIES ARE ON TOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Broken Moderation" is a redundancy around here.

  86. Awesome! by acceleriter · · Score: 2

    Microsoft has ported DivX (not the codec) to the PC with Windows Media Player 9. Now get out there and explain the analogy to your non-technical friends and colleagues.

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  87. Re:Crash Windows by sbuckhopper · · Score: 2

    I don't think that anyone will disagree with you that software is buggy. Yes, its true that you can't determine "how" buggy software is based on percentages, etc (likewise statistics can be twisted in many ways to show the untruth), however based on user experience I'm sure a large amount of people making these complaints are making them for a reason.

    For example, here is why I stopped using Windows: in August of 1995 I started taking CS classes. I had just gotten a new system and bought Windows 95. After successfully crashing my system over and over again, I went to the bookstore and bought a copy of a book that contained Slackware. I installed it, went back to my programming and was able to write code without crashing my system. Yes I was an unskilled programmer then and I wrote buggy programs, but the difference is that with one of them, the program just had to die (linux) with the other one, I had to wait for the OS to restart (windows).

    Since then I've gained a lot of experience, and the one thing that I keep re-enforcing to myself everytime I even think of going that way is that windows is a waste of money and a waste of time. If you do read through their programmers documentation they do not point out problems in their APIs that they do not intend to fix (for example there are some bugs in the Keyboard driver that have been around since DOS that windows will not fix because they don't want to make something not backwards compatible -- my friend who found that out had to pay $50 even though they are a member of MSDN and even though the bug has been around for years). I don't even have the time to get started on the bugs that persist through VB that M$ has no intention of fixing. They will only fix bugs that bring bad press to the company in national media.

    Programmers dislike windows because windows is bug ridden with no chance of being fixed. In other words its hell to program for windows. Its and unenjoyable experience. From a programmers perspective, its not worth betting the company on.

    If you really can't figure out why windows sells...its because of marketing. Business people tend to look at what "looks pretty in marketing" not meaning what really looks pretty, but who has the best marketing. Most people know that M$ is the kind of marketing and that is why they are successful. Programmers are not typically given the chance to decide what products will make their company tick -- that's typically left up to the "business analysts" -- people who know nothing about how difficult it will be to actually work around all the bugs that you uncover in a peticular system.

    Come watch my system BSOD all day and you'll understand why programmers hate windows. The go hang out with my boss who sends me screen shots of windows explorer instead of just sending me a path name to a file and you'll understand why people are still buying windows.

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  88. nawp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you fuckers even test that file? I've got NetBIOS turned on with no firewall and one of my friends tried to crash me, but it just says the following:
    Connecting to remote computer ... (port 139)
    Connected.
    Session established.
    Protocol negotiated.
    NULL session established.
    Operating System : Windows XP
    Connected to IPC$.
    Sending exploit ...
    Fuck, this computer is not vulnerable !!!

  89. Re:Crash Windows by rabidcow · · Score: 2

    I have yet to see ANY software put out by ANYONE that is bug free.

    I can write you a bug free "Hello, World" program if you like.

  90. Re:Crash Windows by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

    All software is inherently flawed, I have yet to see ANY software put out by ANYONE that is bug free. Just because 90% of the computers in the world run a certain piece of software thus giving any bug more exposure that doesn't make microsoft products any worse than any other product out there.

    You make some good points: Most software is buggy... But MS *does* have a bad track-record in this arena, and it is not always because 90% of users run that particular software.

    Case in point: Apache is more widely used than IIS, yet you rarely hear of problems with Apache... IIS, on the other hand....

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  91. Re:Crash Windows... Stating the obvious. by shic · · Score: 2

    Windows sells better _because_ it is riddled with bugs, mis-features and quirks. This is one of the reasons I can't behave like a "proper" OSS advocate and recommend an alternative desktop OS. (I won't mention the fact that MS still has the productivity software suite market by the gonads.) If Windows were to be a mature and stable product, clueless business users wouldn't continually impose MS-only "standards" on all their colleagues. The sad fact is that it is far easier to put up with the cruft than it is to instigate a change. It is not acceptable to loose time due to in inability to handle the files from a lunatic customer using whatever is the latest and greatest MS format or feature. "Everyone uses MS" - we are tied by the shackle of compatibility.

  92. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by tshak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was already patched days before this was posted here thanks to Windows' Critical Update Notification. I mean, if the sky is falling with all of these exploits like /. would like you to think, how come script kiddies don't take down Microsoft.com, Dell.com, or any other major IIS site?

    P.S. Awesome Sig.

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  93. Re:I bet this convinces IS managers to ditch Windo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain.

  94. SMBdie runs under wine.. by billatq · · Score: 1

    I thought that this was a bit interesting. It's a shame that they didn't release the source code for it so that you could use it in a script to check for security vulnerabilities on end-user systems.

  95. Shouldn't it be...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't the title be "Microsoft .NEWS Update"?

  96. Re:Crash Windows by pmz · · Score: 2

    Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I'd like to see proof if there's any *nix distrobution that is 100% bug free or has absolutely no security vulnerabilities.

    Almost no piece of software, UNIX included, is bug free. However, in UNIX, I can isolate my web browser, for example, to run in an unprivileged user account, even with a faked root directory, to ensure the occasional HTML or JavaScript hack doesn't compromise any other part of my system. Granted, not many people do this, but at least there is the option of doing this, for those people who really care about security. Also, most companies behind UNIX implementations don't have creepy EULAs like those from Microsoft.

    Honestly, if windows is so bad, so full of bugs, why does it keep selling? Lack of alternative?

    Yes. You may find this suprising, but most people simply don't percieve that there is something other than Windows. Microsoft has so successfully driven competition out of the consumer PC market that most people don't even think "well, maybe I'll try a Mac". They simply default on the choice of Windows.

    Also, look around at the meager selection of operating systems. Only the Mac OS truly is as "user friendly" as Windows. All other attempts at commercial user-friendly systems have been crushed by Microsoft. Now, only things like GNOME and KDE remain to add to the MS and Apple duo, but these efforts are still several years from maturity.

  97. As opposed to... by daveaitel · · Score: 1
    Bugs that just plain arn't fixed and have no announcement from Microsoft and yet are almost a month old, such as the SQL Server 2000 remote root :

    here

    This vulnerability, a stack overflow in the initial packet to TCP/1433 allows an attacker access to the target system as LOCAL/SYSTEM ("root").

  98. Re:Crash Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    MS has a bad PUBLIC record. Linux is just as bad, but it doesn't make every headline. Just yesterday we fixed a bug in the kernel that would cause it to panic just by unplugging and plugging in a printer to the parallel port a couple of times. And get this, it was a classic case of trusting untrusted data and causing a HUGE buffer overflow. How quality is that?

    Not to mention the thousands of bugs that any Linux user that doesn't have his head buried in his ass would be able to admit to. Try actually developing for Linux and you'll find out what a tangle of error prone spaghetti code it really is.

    I know that objectivity is an art of thought that died years ago, but maybe, little by little we could at least try to resurrect it.

  99. Who runs the DRM authentication servers? by Ryu2 · · Score: 2

    Re: Windows Media 9, who runs the licensing/authentication servers to authenticate the player? Microsoft? Or does each provider have their own server? The article did not state this.

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  100. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1
    That's what comments and moderation are for

    No, actually that's what adult supervision is for. That "michael" needs some has been clearly apparent.


    For SlashDot to make a credible leap from clipping service/sandbox to journalism, the editor-in-chief, or someone in an overview role who does not spend most of his time aggregating content, needs to be more involved in the day-to-day.

  101. Read the fine print by jhines · · Score: 2

    You have to read the legalese in the EULA to see what the end consumer is left with, the big flashy headlines are pretty meaningless when you have to sign those very rights away.

  102. Re:Crash Windows by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

    All software is inherently flawed, I have yet to see ANY software put out by ANYONE that is bug free.

    I actually like this response, because it is an interesting dichotomy. It is simultaneously clever and stupid. It is clever, because it is true, and being unable to argue against the truth of the statement it will often be accepted as a valid argument for why the particular bug or buggy software in question should not be judged harshly.

    It is stupid, because it is not in any way a valid argument against judging such things harshly. Logically speaking, the statement simply says that for every piece of software, there exists a bug. It is not a statement at all about the quantity or severity of those bugs, and thus cannot be used to erase differences between software.

    Though in the end the statement is more stupid than clever, because in what other areas would the same statement be accepted as valid, even by those who aren't experts in the field?

    "Your engine has horrible efficiency!"
    "Hey, no engine can be 100% efficient."

    "Your tires keep self-destructing!"
    "Hey, no tire is completely immune to failure."

    "Your condoms are too thin and tear all the time!"
    "Hey, no birth control is completely effective."

    "You murdered 374 people with a salad shooter!"
    "Hey, no human is completely without sin."

    Yeah, I can't see that working, either.

    Now, the exposure argument isn't completely bald-facedly invalid. The effect of that is really hard to say, however, since usage isn't the relevant statistic, but people trying to find bugs is. It would be premature to assume that the latter scales linearly with the former. The degree of technical people attracted to the other platforms, the degree of such using other platforms in more important situations than home desktop use, etc. all contribute to blind the equation. Also, Microsoft attempts to decrease the exposure of the bugs found by others (and who can say how many bugs they find internally that are not exposed at all?).

    My point is that "There are so many bugs found in MS products only because it is more exposed" does not hold.

    As to why it still sells... Well, that's not exactly the question. The question is if it is as buggy as supposed by /.ers, how could it still sell? Two words: Abusive monopoly. There's a lot in that one word that explains it (and I've spelled it out before), but they all fall under the umbrella of that. Let me put it another way: Even if MS products were much crappier than they are (irrespective of how crappy you believe they are), they would still sell and the current situation would only be marginally different today.

    But you know what? I'm sick of the "MS sucks" posts in every /. story about an MS bug (note that in this case, it isn't a bugfix, just a bug). Why? Because I already know. I mean, it's not like this is the bug that made me decide that MS products are crap. It's horribly redundant, and yeah it does make them look like screaming MS-bashers. But I'm also sick of the "No software is bug free!" defense, which sounds more lame with every passing bug[fix].

    Though really, my main complaint with MS isn't their bugginess at this point, it's how they deal with the bugs, trying to spin them to save face rather than presenting honest information. It's irresponsible. "No, SSL can never be hacked! Ignore the hacker doing it RIGHT NOW!" *sigh*

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  103. Sorry to bring it up, but there are options by foolip · · Score: 1

    I have a twitch in my fingers urging me to point out the MPlayer available for most unicies can play more or less any video-format when configured correctly. Obviously this isn't going to make you switch to GNU/Linux, but I'm telling you it's worth checking out when you regain your computer freedom.

    Agreed that I am on a 450 Mhz P3 with 128 RAM but still, there are no problems in resources.

    1. Re:Sorry to bring it up, but there are options by dotKAMbot · · Score: 1

      I agree with him... I just made the switch from xine to mplayer, and I must say, it is wonderful. Very light weight, and if you install the windows codecs, you can play anything including divx, asf, mpg, avi, mov, etc.

      It is run from the command line (unless you compile the beta gui interface), and nothing I've seen runs smoother or lighter.

    2. Re:Sorry to bring it up, but there are options by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      I agree fully. I run MPlayer on a 433 Celeron BookPC (128 ram) with TV-Out as my main entertainment system. It has a few minor bugs, but write a good front-end wrapper for it and it's perfect. It plays everything (video) Windows Media Player (WMP) can play, and a few WMP can't.

      On my Win2k box, WMP broke itself; it lost the ability to zoom, and most audio playback is distorted (sounds like wrapped samples - a lot more disturbing than clipped samples).

      I upgraded to the highest version available at the time, and within 2 weeks it broke again. Not to mention, WMP breaks many of Microsoft's own UI rules, with how buttons are handled and such. Were it someone else's software it wouldn't qualify for the Windows logo.

      Needless to say, MPlayer will not likely change its behavior for no good reason like that...

      I run Winamp 2.x for MP3/Wave playback only. Winamp3 is just too bloated for my taste; even 2.x includes an MSIE component, which ends up bloating the player. I almost miss the 1.x days of Winamp, when it loaded fast on a 486 DX...

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  104. Re:Crash Windows by nrd907s · · Score: 2, Informative
    Come watch my system BSOD all day and you'll understand why programmers hate windows.

    START DEVILSADVOCATE
    At home I use windows XP pro and to date I've had only had one crash that caused me to have to reboot the machine
    At work (I'm also a developer) we use windows 2000 pro, and reboots due to bad code (on my end) have been few and far between.
    END DEVILSADVOCATE

    Yes, there are bugs out there that haven't been fixed, but on the whole I think the latest releases of windows (2000, XP Pro) are very stable. Granted the older releases (9X, ME) are complete Sheit and I cringe every time I get a 'bug' reported in our software and it turns out to be they're running 9X/ME. In those cases I usually want to personally go and shoot bill gates in the head.

    Agreed, you have some very good points, and I do agree microsoft could be more timely with their bug fixes/fix the longstanding existing bugs, but overall I think they're finally doing a good job with their windows products (2000/XP pro). I think most of the slashdot community who haven't tried XP Pro and have given up on windows in the past might change their minds just a little if they only tried it.
  105. That's NetBIOS over TCP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...aka NetBT [as opposed to, say, NetBIOS over IPX, aka NBX].

    Of course, maybe I misunderstood the hack, and it really does apply to NetBT. That would be really bad, coming this late in the game. [There were NetBT DOS's of NT 4.0 many years ago.]

  106. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Motherfucker:

    If Slashdot did something similar to this for one of their little pet hobby OSes like Red Hat or Debian, people like you would be spraying piss all over their desk in fury.

  107. NetBIOS, not NetBEUI by fizbin · · Score: 3, Informative

    NetBIOS (I admit that the name has meant a few different things as it evolved) is not the same as NetBEUI. NetBEUI is a layer 2 protocol, and is not propogated by most routers. (unless the "router" is really an ethernet bridge in disguise)

    NetBIOS is a programming interface implemented as a bunch of packet types which can be sent out either over NetBEUI or over IP. (sitting mostly on top of TCP, though I think some packets are sent out with UDP). IP is extremely routable.

  108. Uhh, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell leaves NetBIOS enabled? Only people with an IQ 40, as far as I know.

  109. You want BSOD, by Corporate+Gadfly · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'll give you a simple way to BSOD. Any Win2000 installation before SP3, any WinNT4 and WinXP instatlation before SP1 can be made to crash by printing a particular sequence of characters. Its called the CSRSS Backspace bug.

    The CSRSS Backspace Bug is a bug in the Win32 subsystem server process (csrss.exe) in Windows NT. It is particularly notable for several reasons:

    • It crashes the entire operating system.
    • One does not have to have administrator privileges in order to trigger it.
    • One does not even need to execute programs in order to trigger it.
    If you don't believe me, then check it out for yourself. BTW, M$ has fixed this in Win2k SP3 and WinXP SP1 but since WinNT4 will have no more Service Packs, this is a permanent bug in WinNT4.
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    1. Re:You want BSOD, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do this on the Sinclair Spectrum in 1982!

      No joke, it would not let you backspace from line 1 of the display to line 0, but would let you backspace from line 0, causing corruption of system variables! Somebody had checked for 1 instead of 0 at some point in the ROM. Excellent!

  110. Heil Villhelm! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

    "It enables finely tuned licensing terms and conditions, such as limited 24-hour play, a set number of plays over a given time, or an outright purchase licence that lets the viewer watch the video or listen to music whenever they want. It will also be used to bind content to a specific PC, so that it cannot be redistributed"

    Oh, this also means that when your internet connection is down, OR the "certificate clearinghouse" server is down, you can't listen to music or watch videos that you already purchased, since the certificate can't be verified. We all know how stable M$ servers are, and of course the certificate server will have to run M$ software, or it couldn't trust itself. :)

    Oh, and while I'm grumbling... today's DMCA thought: Does humming a copyrighted tune violate the DMCA? You are using your neurons to circumvent copy-protection and allow others to hear the tune without paying...

  111. Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Micro$oft who? Never heard of them.

  112. Open License keys will also stop working... by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    According to the XP service pack 1 website:here

    There are some open license keys floating around the internet that will stop working. Can you imagine the fallout from this?

    You are a systems administrator for a large company and your whole tech staff has taken home the open license keys (illegally) for their home machines...and then they get on the internet. Now, after deploying XP sp-1, all your corporate desktops stop working. Your company hasn't done anything illegal, yet the company will suffer the consequences.

    This may be the best thing yet for Linux.

    -ted

  113. no need for censorware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The potential further exists for oppressive governments to use the revocation feature to censor what we see and hear. In this Orwellian scenario it would be possible to erase from the collective consciousness striking images of the lone student facing down a tank in Tiananmen Square

    Well we don't need censorware to hide political images in america. The media does it all on it's own.

    Ever see this on cnn?

    No.

    You won't see the facts.

  114. Re:Crash Windows by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if windows is so bad, so full of bugs, why does it keep selling?

    Well, let's start at the beginning...

    Why did DOS sell? Because it was the cheapest functional OS IBM could license for it's machines.

    Why did DOS become prevasive? Because IBM was dumb enough to contract DOS on a non-exclusive basis (MS could license it to anyone they wanted) and stupid enough to start using an open hardware model...viola, a bunch of IBM-clones running DOS.

    So DOS became a standard. Win3.1 comes out, people start moving to that (it runs with DOS, and ooh, shiney!).

    As Windows became the dominant OS, MS was able to tie people/groups into using it by using proprietary formats for documents and killing/buying it's competitors.

    Yadda yadda yadda, Google for Microsoft anti trust, read the rest there.

  115. FuCK GazWad by Moderator · · Score: 0

    On the Windows Xp Newsgroup, a guy named Gazwad claims the key was released by himself as a joke.

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  116. Firewall != ivory walls by Bastian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you let FTP traffic through. malicious code will get in through there. If you leave port 80 open, malicious code will get through there. If you leave port 23 open, malicious code will get in through there. If you let e-mail in, even if you virus-scan it, malicious code will get in. If there is a single floppy disk drive on your network, malicious code will get in. Same for CD-ROM drives.

    Firewalls can make things inconvenient for people (users as well as crackers), but there is always a balance that must be met between how much inconvencience the users can tolerate and how important it is to inconvenience crackers. That balance is never going to lean very far towards the 'inconveniencing crackers' side.

    1. Re:Firewall != ivory walls by kaykay_2k1 · · Score: 1

      If you let FTP traffic through. malicious code will get in through there. If you leave port 80 open, malicious code will get through there. If you leave port 23 open, malicious code will get in through there. If you let e-mail in, even if you virus-scan it, malicious code will get in.

      why not disconnect our RJ45 connectors from the network card. The best Firewall ever made. Forget IPChains, IPtables. The code for this firewall will be put up soon.

  117. Re:Crash Windows by sbuckhopper · · Score: 2

    I guess if they are getting better at fixing bugs, then that's good. I guess in my mind, since timing is key, they already missed the boat technologically. That doesn't mean that I'm going to ignore them or needlessly flame them, but it does mean that I'm only going to pay attention to them if they have any ground breaking technological break throughs that I can't get anywhere else. Granted if I want to keep getting money in my account for work, I know that I can't ignore them if they continue to nock perfectly good companies off the market with their monopolistic powers, so I will deal with that when I get there.

    Do they still make you pay for support when you're reporting a bug?

    --
    "Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese," Wallace.
  118. My bad - SMBDIE.EXE kills NetBT, but not NBX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I contacted the author of SMBDIE.EXE, and he told me that it crashes NetBIOS over TCP [NetBT], but not NetBIOS over IPX [NBX]. Here is his response:
    SMBdie attack NetBIOS over TCP [NetBT], not NetBIOS over IPX [NBX].

    But, I guess the people from CORE have provided enough information in their advisory. Check this out: http://www.corest.com/common/showdoc.php?idx=262&i dxseccion=10

    Also, there is a sample NASL script (Nessus) at this location: http://cvs.nessus.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb.cgi/~checkout ~/nessus-plugins/scripts/smb_null_params_dos.nasl

    Last, [EMAIL ADDRESS WITHHELD] has wrote a Linux version of SMBdie. Open source. Please contact him for a copy.



  119. Re:How to Lay a Girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Girls are not that stupid. Anyone doing that is just going to get slapped.

  120. Re: changing keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, if I'm not mistaken, the Windows XP registration key code is stored as a system registry entry. Therefore, people with that FCKGW key could simply run regedit (or regedt32), and modify the appropriate entry with a usable key code before upgrading to SP1.

    I haven't tried this to be sure it still works, but I know for a fact I've gotten this to work on copies of Win '9x.

    Worst case - they have to do a full re-install with a different key code before they can use the SP1 and auto-updates, but I'm not sure it's that bad.

  121. Responsible, no... and I got MY copy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...maybe this'll be what I need to convince the wife to "Switch"...

  122. Re:Crash Windows by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    I thought Windows already came with a code to crash it. That being Windows itself.

    Hehe thats what they want you to think. In reality its not the source code, its just the APIs(CrashWindow, BuggerUpWindowEx etc :p)

  123. Re:Crash Windows by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

    I think you responded to the wrong post... But I will counter anyways ;)

    The parent post said MS products are only known as "buggy" because they are used by the majority and therefore more bugs are revealed, as opposed to them just having more bugs in total. I said this is not always the case, because Apache typically has a lot less problems than IIS as far as exploits and security bugs are concerned, yet is more widely used than IIS. So in other words, the number/severity of bugs found is not always proportional to the market-share percentage of the product. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isnt.

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  124. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    Gimme a break. Who says that /. HAS to "make a credible leap" to anything? Who the hell ever said /. SHOULD be "journalism"??

    You're an ass, too. If you don't like it, get your tech news somewhere else, and stop whining about what you get for free.

  125. Re:Crash Windows by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

    My Hello World programs run great! They're flawless!

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  126. Idea for /. Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey,

    Why don't we ask microsoft if we can interview the guy that writes their EULA's? You know, what is the process, how are they reviewed, how are modifications recommended, who has to sign off on them........might be an interesting angle on the machinations of MS.

    And if any MS employees are reading this, feel free to enlighten us on how the whole thing works...

  127. try www.zinf.org by Trevelyan · · Score: 2

    Check zinf out, (formaly known as freeamp). Its has plenty of good features (inc skins which u dont like) but it very small (compared to wmp), it also has a playlist editor similar to wmp media library (which i like)

  128. The link contains virus infected code !!! by silverbolt · · Score: 1

    The story points to http://packetstorm.decepticons.org/filedesc/SMBdie .zip.html, which has a code to crash a windows machine. This zip has a file called SMBdie.exe, which is infected with the HackTool virus.

  129. NY Times by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
    Why are there so many links to the NY Times? You lemmings really need to find another source.

    Sheesh, talk about sheep...

  130. Windows Media Player is a virus vector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Viruses can be imbedded easily in .wma files. The answer here, of course, is stick to mp3 or ogg, which are pure data (unlike wma).

    The trouble is, with Windows Media Player (WiMP), if you put a trojan in a wma file and rename it to mp3, the trojan will execute.

    No other media player I know of will play a file with a misnamed extension. No other music file format except wma and its drm can carry "nasties".

    When Microsoft talks about security, they're not talking about YOUR security.

    1. Re:Windows Media Player is a virus vector by thechink · · Score: 1

      Granted this is a problem but there is a fix. Just Disable Processing of HTML Scripts in Media Files.

  131. Microsoft Advertisement by hendridm · · Score: 2

    Why on earth does Microsoft allow its affiliates to advertise on Slashdot? Nothing like opening up a Windows-bashing article only to be taken out by a low-flying Microsoft.NET ad. I bet they generate tons of .NET sales on the OSDN.

  132. You must've missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OpenBSD trojan made front-page news here.

    Apache was fixed less than 12 hours after the surprise announcement of the bug.

    The NetBios bug has been known to MS for a long time, it still wasn't fixed as of last week's critical security patch. Obviously, it isn't a critical problem in Microsoft's opinion.

    KDE took a whopping 95 minutes to have a patch out for the SSL hole in Konqueror, IE still wasn't fixed as of last week's critical security patch. Obviously, it isn't a critical problem in Microsoft's opinion.

    Every operating system is going to have exploits, they're all too complex to be perfect. What defines good software is the speed that discovered holes are closed. If you don't mind having your ass exposed to the world for weeks while some marketdroid determines the cost-effectiveness of fixing a security hole, keep running Microsoft.

    They got your money, and don't care about your silly problems with their software. The biggest FUD garbage about free software is the "who's accountable" bullshit. Read that Micro$oft license again, it says they guarantee nothing, whatever bad happens is your own damned fault, and you agreed to that. Now, tell me again, who are you going to sue?

  133. NETbios exploit is totally useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    at least for me. Tested on 2 of my Windows NT based systems.


    Connecting to remote computer ... (port 139)
    Connected.
    Session established.
    Protocol negotiated.
    NULL session established.
    Operating System : Windows 2000
    Connected to IPC$.
    Sending exploit ...
    Fuck, this computer is not vulnerable !!!


    2. it doesnt work with 9x.

    3. The patch has been out for quite some time as mentioned earlier in the thread.

    4. I picked remote systems too to test this on, like my friend computers. (Read: authorized). Only once it was sucessful and then the sytem was patched with the given fix (WinXP Pro).

    http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=K B; EN-US;Q326830&

    So we know this exploit attacks NT systems only, and it's totally useless. I've seen better script kiddie executables which would do 100x more harm than this worthless junk.

    So the question is.. why was this even newsworthy?
  134. Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case anyone cares, I downloaded the "crash tool" which works nicely within the office behind the firewall but norton antivirus found it as a virus!!!

    any thoughts?

  135. A couple translations by serutan · · Score: 2

    Winston Chan, the MS digital media mgr, says a couple things that need translating.

    The purpose of DRM is, "to keep honest users honest." Translation: to keep everybody paying, and paying, and paying...

    Censorship through license revocation will not be a problem because, "You [would] need all the content to be able to be revoked, and to do that you need all the content to come from the same service, which is unlikely. This is not something that is possible." Translation: we haven't figured out how to pull that one off.

  136. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by div_2n · · Score: 2

    Hitting a major site is the fastest way to find yourself in the clutches of the FBI. Hitting your SMB competitor down the road is less likely because they probably won't know what hit them anyway.

    I can't speak on an "in the know" basis, but I know that if I was a Black Hat and had wonderful exploit X, I would save it for A) something worth taking a huge risk B) A low on the radar company/web site and C) One that doesn't have the proper resources to track intrusion effectively.

    Just because there haven't been a lot of crackers/hackers (choose your term) being wisked away by the FBI on CNN does not mean they don't exist and that there is no intrusion happening.

  137. HAH HAH, RETARD! /. TOO MUCH 4 J00! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Post the URI some more! Maybe it won't break next time!

  138. it still comes down to trust by Damek · · Score: 1

    Good point - you can be more selective, allowing the software to send out information, but only to sites of your choosing. But why would you choose them? Because you trust them. It still comes down to a question of whether or not you trust the software creators. With proprietary software, you have no choice but to rely on trust. With open source software, if you wish, you can rely on facts. Facts are preferable to trust. At least by my reckoning.

  139. Re:Crash Windows by cscx · · Score: 2

    The reason Windows patches take so long to be released is not that no one cares -- it's that it has to go through extensive quality control, managerial approval, etc. If say the Linux folk release their 10 minutes-later patch, and something breaks, what are you going to do? Nothing, it's your tough luck. If Microsoft messes up, and since they have a much greater market share, they'd be in a deep pile of doo-doo. (Yes, I know this has happened before, and there was an uprising against the MS camp).

  140. ONLY A MORON WOULD CALL THAT "COUNTERTERRORISM" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  141. THERE'S AN OBSCURE BUFFER OVERFLOW IN YOUR P6 OPTZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  142. Re:Crash Windows by jweatherley · · Score: 2

    No you can't unless you have audited your code, the OS and the compiler. That will be one hell of an expensive 'Hello World'. Don't belive me? Try this (Hello World)++ on an NT kernel based Windows system:

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main()
    {
    printf("Hello World");
    for(int i=0;i < 666; ++i){
    printf("\t\b\b");
    }
    return 0;
    }

    --

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    Reverse outsourcing: it's the future
  143. Re:Crash Windows by rabidcow · · Score: 2

    First of all, you had to write that bug into it. simplifying it to:

    #include
    int main() { puts("Hello, World"); return 0; }

    Would help immensely.

    Secondly, who said I was going to use a compiler, or even a real OS for that matter? I could easily write a bug-free DOS based Hello World prog in assembly. Any bugs would be outside of its code, before or after it gets executed. I could go one step further and create an embedded device that would immediately start up with my code and halt when it's done. No bugs in software.

  144. Trojan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to bust your pompous bubble, but this program does act as an active trojan

  145. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1
    You're an ass, too
    As I was saying, all that's missing is a little adult supervision.

    If we have indeed established that SlashDot has no ambitions and aspirations, and/or is genetically incapable of making a credible leap/leap into credibility, then I would say that their course into Mediocrity is set firmly and their sailing should be smooth.

    I believe, however, that Taco et. al. have bigger ideas, and are probably more embarrassed by the juvenile anti-MS tubthumping of some of their associates than we will ever be privy to -- especially in light of Microsoft's position as an advertiser here.

    stop whining about what you get for free.
    Well, obviously, it was not a whine. I haven't whined in over 40 years. But more importantly, you are 100 percent off base about the economics of SlashDot. Almost everything on the Web is free; SlashDot's competition charges no fees. Much of SlashDot's competition for my tech news reading time employ professional, accountable journalists. SlashDot is not growing by virtue of its Linux-cum-Boba Fett geek niche; it is clearly casting its net wider (as it must, if it does not want to be relegated to the list of vanity and curiosity sites). With all that free competition, not to mention original content vying for eyeballs, my guess is that SlashDot is actively concerned about "tweaking," if not necessarily "polishing," its image.

    What do YOU think, Azghoul? At the next SlashDot staff meeting (or earlier), are the Editor-in-Chief and the more senior editors slapping michael on the back saying, "Hey, don't worry about it, kid, ya done good," or are they lovingly, gently, nurturingly, but firmly coaching him to be a little more careful next time?

    ...because ultimately, it's not about what you or I want for SlashDot, but what the editors want for themselves.

  146. Re:Crash Windows by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    People are stupid?

    Just by reading your post I would think that the answer would be obivious. :)
  147. Re: changing keys by Clue4All · · Score: 1

    Since Win2k, the key has been stored encrypted and hidden in the registry. It's probably easy to find, but you can't easily replace it.

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  148. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VisualStudio.NET bombs the Linux developer right back to the stone age.

    La-hoo za-her

  149. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    You mean, such as taking out Windows Update itself, as well as a number of internal Microsoft servers and desktops? Code Red did that.

    And don't forget those Russians who broke into Microsoft's internal network and rifled through their source code repository. "Trustworthy computing," indeed.

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  150. Re:FUD by Technician · · Score: 2

    Is it really FUD? Add a sound or video recording to your presentation. Forget to uncheck an obscure box. Transfer it to the auditorium computer. Do the presentation minus the audio you recorded yourself and minus the video from your camcorder. Is it really FUD? See www.sdmi.org for details. Sorry to those who are PDF limited. Your own created content is to be encoded upon creation and bandwidth limited to monural voice grade recording. It won't play when transferred to the auditorium computer. It is not FUD, it is in the specification.

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  151. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

    But I assume it's 'better' to let people suffer instead of helping them out, is it? You dont have to post links to security bulletins, but if you post a link to a DoS tool, why not supply the link to the patch as well...

    Because people that are venerable to this exploit are dumb. They run an inferrior operating system that is venerable to lots of easy to use cracking tools. They choose not to update it regularly. In essence, these people have called down the thunder on themselves. Why should we be obligated to help them out? If we post links to programs that can knock their computers offline, mabey they will see the light and switch to the more secure *nix operating systems and stop bothering me with their Code Red and their Network Neighborhood. Remember, these people are so stupid that they need to be rudely awakened to the fact that the software they are using is written by a terrible, malicious company, and should be abandoned.

    Or so I read on slashdot.

    ~Will

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  152. Why DRM acceptance won't reach critical mass... by joesknnr · · Score: 1

    So, MS intends to limit any media you download to the shelf life of the computer you use to download? That would mean, if the article accurately presented it, consumers must repurchase movies, music, etc if they buy new computers.

    DRM would restrict sharing that not only falls under "fair use" but would also stifle innovative products in the future. I can't imagine how incredibly complicated and expensive life would become for power users who have at least two of the following:

    -desktop
    -laptop
    -handheld
    -next gen cell phone
    -mp3 player
    -home network

    Even worse, Digital Rights Management would seem to PUNISH victims of:

    -Stolen computers
    -Corrupt software or dead hard drives
    -Hacker attacks

    If DRM ever took off, just imagine the countless file class action lawsuits against hardware and software manufacturers, ISPs, movie studios, and record labels! Someone has to be liable if, for some reason, you your copy of LOTR2 is lost because you couldn't backup the legit file you bought and downloaded.

    IMHO I don't think people like the idea of becoming dependent on the reliability and security of hardware and software in an age of computing when products have more bugs and complaints than features, not to mention they'll become outdated before they reach the selves.

    Another scenario is that digital media would suffer a quick death and retail stores would again be the kings of media.

    In all this mess, if DRM is tweaked to avoid this unjust punishment to honest customers by creating a database to record your purchases in case of disaster, consumer's individual profiles would become statistical fodder for overzealous marketing vultures. Ugh.
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  153. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by tshak · · Score: 2

    How far out of context can one go? Code Red was a DOS, something that has plagued all network enabled OS's.

    Yes, those sneaky Russians and their internal Microsoft contact that helped them get in.

    Yes, trustworthy computing sounds stupid, but IF Microsoft has actually done anything we will not see the affects of it until the next major product releases. If you know anything about software development you don't just state an initiative and get results overnight.

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  154. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > you don't just state an initiative and get results overnight.

    In spite of what Microsoft wants everyone to think

  155. SMBie and possible trojan from posted link by nohear_t · · Score: 1

    Anyone notice that Norton Anti-Virus freaks out about this file, saying its infected with HackTool. Interesting surprise.

  156. How to you "un-trust" Microsoft, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may have, in a fit of pique, hit the "Okay, shaft me Microsoft - I trust you" button. You do you got back to being asked each time?

    Cheers.

  157. Honest Users... by martinm_76 · · Score: 1
    I find this sentence extremely ironic:

    The idea is "to keep honest users honest".

    Strange, I though the idea was to make dishonest users honest? Apparently it's okay to be dishonest, but if you are honest, you must be a crook?

    It doesn't make sense. But then when did any of these restrictions make sense...

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  158. Mandatory cracks by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2
    I tell him that this -- my situation -- is why people pirate software. It's quicker to get a keygen and generate a phony key than to go through this, waste my time and waste my money.

    You have got that right - We have basically entered the era when it is necissary to break the use^H^H^H copy protection before using your software.

    I have experienced similar troubles with other products - I won't go into details now - where in the end using a cracked copy instead of the available legit copy was by far the best way to proceeed.

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    StrawberryFrog

    1. Re:Mandatory cracks by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I wanted to play red alert on my machine, but the cd had some copy right protection that made it unreadable on my cd player. I had to crack it and copy it to play it...

  159. You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you've agreed, All Your Base Are Belong to Them.

  160. Netbios killer on PacketStorm site by rgm109a · · Score: 1

    Not that anyone is reading this old stuff :)

    Pulled the proggy SMBdie.zip from PacketStorm and Norton nearly had a cow. Check it out:

    Date: 8/29/2002, Time: 20:19:48,
    The file SMBdie.exe in compressed file E:\Downloaded\SMBdie.zip was infected with the Hacktool virus.
    The file was deleted.

    File is right off the page. Checksum is:
    c812c8b9b3e5fe258fa8c56e04dce843

    This would definately give the script runners out there something to do. :)

  161. Godwin's Law by Knacklappen · · Score: 1

    ...no law without exceptions and additions and... here's the FAQ: http://www.killfile.org/faqs/godwin.html

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  162. Re:FCKGW by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1

    I thought GW stood for GateWay...

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    the elephants are untrained.
  163. Re:Why not add a link to the patch as well, Slashd by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    I didn't check back on this story, but I decided to respond, and who knows, maybe you'll read this sometime...

    My point here: I don't believe Slashdot is /trying/ to be anything more than what it is: A clearinghouse for 'interesting' or controversial news from around the net, with the occasional original bit (like a book review).

    I don't pretend to know what they are trying to accomplish long-term with this site, and I think it's folly to get on here as a commenter and complain about what they're doing.

    I do, however, realize that's something of an American tradition, very similar to guys calling sports talk shows to scream at a coach and GM for personnel decisions.

    We have /no idea/ what's going on behind closed doors at Slashdot. How you can say that it "must" cast a wider net is arrogant, as well as your statement about Slashdot's economics. We have no real idea what they're economics are, do we? Do we care?

    I suggest that if the bosses don't like what Michael's doing, he won't be doing it for too much longer. It's not like "/. editor" is a public sector job...

    But it all gets back to my real point, which is to ask, why the hell should people like you sit out on the comment board, bitching about what some editor wrote, on a site that is utterly free? You even suggest there is a great deal of competition for your free website reading time: Go read other sites if you don't like what's happening here. Vote with your mouse.