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The Tick Premieres Tonight on FOX

abde writes "The Tick finally premieres this Thursday on FOX at 7:30 PM CST. Looks like Patrick Warburton finally gets to spread some creamy Justice on our toast!" Here's hoping that this show comes close to it's source materials. It's in a tough time slot, so I really hope it sticks around long enough to find a footing. Good luck to you Ben (I know you're reading!) In other TV news, Salon reviewed The buffy musical which aired on tuesday. Since my local basic cable doesn't provide UPN, I haven't seen it. I've been loving FX syndicating what is easily among my favorite shows: hot chicks, sharp humor, and monster killing. It may be the perfect show. I just wish TV was available via FTP.

298 comments

  1. Spooooonnn! by cancrman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hope they include that.

    Pete

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    1. Re:Spooooonnn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my brother-in-law has the pilot on tape. The pilot, as far as pilots go, was just plain goofy. Way too much, even for The Tick. I just hope that the episode tonight is a little less on the goofy side.

      Don't get me wrong, I know they try to pack as much as they can into a pilot... but... man, this was just too much...

    2. Re:Spooooonnn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's OK to play with dolls!"

  2. Heh. by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

    Roommates are taping this and watching Survivor. Speak of the devil, CBS is really in a prime position, what with the hype about "something unheard of is happening tonight". Me, I'm stuck here for the duration... ...though I still need to see "24".

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  3. um by Cryptopotamus · · Score: 0

    Holy cow, Batman! The tick is gonna eat you for dinner.

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  4. Don't Forget..... by jobber-d · · Score: 4, Offtopic

    Family Guy is back on the air as well and airs right before The Tick

    1. Re:Don't Forget..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Family Guy woulda' been great had they not taken on dealing with moral stuff, and real life issues in general. Like a martini swilling talking dog is real life anyway... I swear, the baby needs to vaporize his mother effectively sometime, as well. Some Evil Genious he is...

    2. Re:Don't Forget..... by Qui-Gon · · Score: 1

      HELL YEAH!

      Listen people forget the Tick. Watch the Family Guy. Good low brow humor.

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    3. Re:Don't Forget..... by naasking · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The best thing about Family Guy is that it's not only low-brow humour, but also subtle, cynical and sarcastic humour too! That's why Family Guy rules! Thank God they brought it back.

  5. My concern by Mordain · · Score: 1

    Is the show right before it. Family Guy to me is a hilariously funny show, but i know a lot of people who hate it, and i can see the same type of humor definitly not carrying over into the Tick type of humor, but them maybe they are closer than I think, well to each his own. I will be watching them both and laughing.

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    1. Re:My concern by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Simpsons actually started ripping off the family guy lately. They never used to do Real Life product gags, they just had that episode with the Trix Rabbit.

      That is a Family Guy gag, they did the Kool-Aid guy and the Two Scoops of Raisins thing, among others.

    2. Re:My concern by Iron+Sun · · Score: 1

      They never used to do Real Life product gags

      The Simpsons did one a number of years ago about Armour Hotdogs and Chicken Tonight. They've done the Pillsbury Doughboy. I'm sure there are more.

    3. Re:My concern by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1

      They also took a couple of strips out of Ren and Stimpy back in the dark ages.

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    4. Re:My concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, The Critic used the Kool-Aid Man before the Family Guy did. Oh, and the little film guy from AMC theaters getting eaten by a projector.

  6. Buffy Musical by cancrman · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Taco you post a story about Morpheus and then bitch about not being able to get the Buffy Musical. Let's think about that huh?

    I downloaded the entire episode less than an hour after it had aired.

    Not to mention that all of the songs have been mp3ed are on Morpheus too.

    Happy hunting

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    1. Re:Buffy Musical by cancrman · · Score: 2

      I actually thought the songs were pretty good. I did think the story was compelling because they basically opened up a whole basket of worms with the Giles leaving / Tara finding out about Willow / Spike&Buffy Kiss. Not to mention the previews with Giles and Anya kissing. I thought this season was seriously sucking until this ep.

      I highly recommend watching the episode more than once. It's available on morpheus

      Viva La Buffy!

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    2. Re:Buffy Musical by RedX · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't forget good old Usenet as well, alt.binaries.multimedia, alt.binaries.movies.divx, alt.binaries.vcd for starters all carry TV shows that are kindly encoded and posted.

    3. Re:Buffy Musical by datawar · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons and The Family Guy have been making musicals (much, much better ones) for quite some time now...

    4. Re:Buffy Musical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three cheers for usenet, our last hope for illegitamite file transfers!

    5. Re:Buffy Musical by dimator · · Score: 1

      Family Guy ROCKS! Season premiere is tonight!

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    6. Re:Buffy Musical by steeef · · Score: 1

      yeah, but they're cartoons. they kind of lend themselves to gimmicks like musicals. having one on buffy and making it fit (i.e. making it seem like something more than just a gimmick for ratings) was more difficult, and i think joss pulled it off nicely

    7. Re:Buffy Musical by IronChef · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I still like the show, but c'mon; too much kissing, not enough killing. It's Sunnyvale 90210 now.

      IMHO, Angel is a far better show than Buffy at the current time. It's a little too smoochy-face too, but it has this weird charm that Buffy can't match. For me, anyway.

    8. Re:Buffy Musical by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Why is it that this whole review is almost identical to a review I saw a few years ago when Xena started doing Musical Episodes.

      Hein. Who knows.

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    9. Re:Buffy Musical by gilmae · · Score: 1

      Downloading it from Morpheus is a tad morally ambiguous. It isn't as if he can say "I already own the tape, I'm just location shifting" or "I'm merely sampling Buffy to see if I like it.". It isn't even time shifting since it didn't show where he is in the first place, and assuming enough people in his area use Morpheus to get it, it never will.

    10. Re:Buffy Musical by Fez · · Score: 1

      Yes, but those are both cartoons, and held to a different standard. Drew Carey is a comedy, which also lends itself somewhat to that. Drew's musicals can be good, but also bad (The one with him dancing around singing about finally sleeping with Kate comes to mind under the 'bad' category.)

      However, Buffy is a "Drama" (Or Comedy/Drama, but more Drama/Wit/Whatever) and for a show of its kind to pull it off so well is worth noting. I surely hope it gets some recognition, but historically the Emmys ignore Buffy (And this year they ignored WB entirely.)

    11. Re:Buffy Musical by Moofie · · Score: 2

      Why?

      I wasn't near a TV when the episode aired. I would think that any (rational) TV producer would be happy to know that I've gone out of my way to watch their commercials.

      I mean, their TV program.

      Not that I would, mind you, but I see ZERO moral ambiguity.

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    12. Re:Buffy Musical by gilmae · · Score: 1

      Well, no, I am fully aware that a significant percentage of slashdot wouldn't.
      And as if the Morpheus copies don't have the ads excised.

    13. Re:Buffy Musical by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      "It's Sunnyvale 90210 now."

      Umm, it's always been "Sunnydale 90210". That's part of its charm. If it were all about slaying, it would be boring.

    14. Re:Buffy Musical by Punto · · Score: 2

      of course tv comes on FTP.. I downloaded buffy on monday, one day before it aired.

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  7. Some downers, tho by banuaba · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Tick won't be able to say "Spoooooon!".
    None of the old villians will be present.

    All because of some fucked up copyright stuff.

    oh, and Speak won't be there, either.

    More information can be found here. (http://slate.msn.com/?id=2058205) for the goat paranoid)

    Even without those things, I'm still excited about dorking out, and I think that putty is an excellent choice for the Tick.

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    1. Re:Some downers, tho by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Despite all that, it's not insurmountable -- it just needs some competent writing.

      I hear that the villain in the pilot is a surplus 1970's Soviet robot programmed to kill Jimmy Carter. I find that concept absolutely hysterical, for some reason. Hopefully, the show will live up to that sort of promise.

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    2. Re:Some downers, tho by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Also I noticed watching some kind of "preview" piece the other day:

      - American Maid seems to now be called "Captain Liberty", minus the whole maid theme of course.
      - Die Flaturmouse (sp, I'm sure) was called "Batmanuel" or something equally hideous.

      Not being able to have Chairface Chippendale, Speak, or (dare I say it) The-Midnight-Bomber-What-Bombs-at-Midnight (yeah baby!) is going to suck as well. Doesn't really make sense to me: you can get permission to use The Tick and Arthur, the two biggest characters, but not all the secondary characters?

    3. Re:Some downers, tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      it's "Die Fledermaus" ("The Bat" in German)

    4. Re:Some downers, tho by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Chairface, and "Spoooon!" are from the comics, so I have no idea why they couldn't use them (based on the explanation given)

    5. Re:Some downers, tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Slate article doesn't even mention the rights (copyright? trademark?) issues, but I have heard this elsewhere.
      It seems odd that they can use the image of the Tick in a TV show but not "Spoooon!"... Maybe they have an a la carte deal going on.

    6. Re:Some downers, tho by kreyg · · Score: 1

      it's "Die Fledermaus" ("The Bat" in German)

      Would that translate more or less literally to "The Flying Mouse?" If so... that's very funny. :-)

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    7. Re:Some downers, tho by archmedes5 · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly from the cartoon series, he didn't start saying spoon until he decided to actually have a battle cry.

    8. Re:Some downers, tho by Moofie · · Score: 2

      But Batmanuel was a SCREAM. This might be different, but it's going to be funny. The writing seems tight, the actors seem to be having a good time, and the costumes are spot on.

      I will miss Speak, though.

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    9. Re:Some downers, tho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Would that translate more or less literally to "The Flying Mouse?" If so... that's very funny. :-)

      If that's very funny, what about the French "chauve-souris", which translates literally to "bald mouse"?

    10. Re:Some downers, tho by RAVasquez · · Score: 1

      Does this mean we won't hear Arthur's battle cry, either?
      "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

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    11. Re:Some downers, tho by RobNich · · Score: 1

      According to babelfish, The Flying Mouse translates as Die FliegenMaus.

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  8. I'm curious.... by Art_XIV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What the heck happened to the cartoon series? Did it just evaporate once it was sold to Comedy Central? I had mere basic cable at that time, so I wouldn't know.

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    1. Re:I'm curious.... by devphil · · Score: 3, Informative


      Got canned after 3 (3? 4? I think 3) seasons. And some of the same writers from the cartoon show are doing the FOX (live-action) version. From what I've heard, lots of what made the cartoon rock are missing in the live-action version.

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  9. Buffy Musical by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Buffy musical was good...
    ...not because the singers were great (they weren't).
    ...not because the songs were all that good (they weren't).
    ...not because the story was shocking/compelling (it wasn't).
    ...not because of the lesbian sex inference (although that was good).

    The Buffy musical was good because it was different than the rest of the bleak, TV wasteland. I'm sure that brief spark of originality will go completely unnoticed, however, so don't worry.

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  10. Holy sheeee-it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The buffy musical which aired on tuesday. Since my local basic cable doesn't provide UPN, I haven't seen it. I've been loving FX syndicating what is easily among my favorite shows: hot chicks, sharp humor, and monster killing. It may be the perfect show. I just wish TV was available via FTP.

    I thought I was bad, this dude not only is the geekiest dumbass I've ever seen, he hasn't been laid in ... well... AT ALL!

    1. Re:Holy sheeee-it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch Buffy (B)
      I get laid on a reglular basis (L)

      Please explain how these events, L and B, are mutually exclusive.

      You'll get bonus points if you can do so with a formal logic proof.

    2. Re:Holy sheeee-it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      L is a faulty premise. You are assuming facts not in evidence.

  11. Battle Cry! by kettch · · Score: 2

    SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    sorry, couldn't resist

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  12. Oh Yea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I better get home before it gets canceled...

  13. Ratings Won't Be High by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately the ratings will be decimated by Survivor tonight. Fortunately for Fox, there are a lot of hardcore fans and the creator of the show needs a thing or two about sci-fi comedy.

    Here is the main cast list if you're interested...

    David Burke is Arthur
    Liz Vassey is Captain Liberty
    Nestor Carbonell is Batmanuel

    and of course the Tick is played by Warburton (as mentioned in the post).

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    1. Re:Ratings Won't Be High by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are certain days that you remember in your life. Perhaps its when you graduated high school, or first lost your virginity. Maybe the first car or computer you got, or even when your dad died.

      Well, for Mr. Angry Black Man here it is the day I recieved 50 karma points in 35 posts in 5 short days.

    2. Re:Ratings Won't Be High by WillSeattle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why do you say that? I mean, it's Survivor: Africa, not Survivor: Afghanistan.

      I was one of the people who watched Survivor a couple of times, and I'm getting pretty bored by it, even if Khaki Man is from Seattle. It was great fun watching the premiere of the film he directed at the Seattle International Film Fest, and I ended up sitting next to him and Monsieur Beneit (sp?) at the awards.

      But let's get real. The Tick is nigh unbeatable in competition with Survivor.

      And that's the unvarnished truth.

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    3. Re:Ratings Won't Be High by bughunter · · Score: 1

      The Tick is nigh unbeatable in competition with Survivor.

      Hmm... I do believe you misspelled nigh invulnerable.

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    4. Re:Ratings Won't Be High by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you manage to do all that and have a life too.

  14. Will be delayed 1/2 hour by cancrman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The president is speaking tonight. 25 minute speech followed by the standard 5 minute talking head wrap up. Don't know if Fox carries national news in your area but they do in mine (Chicago).

    Now my VCR and Tivo settings are all fucked up.

    Poo.

    Pete

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    1. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush has screwed up my TV one too many times now. I had to see his idiot face on the first toss of NFL opening day, then he interrupted football coverage with an address, and now he's going to do it again. Fucker.

    2. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's just.. well, a little embarrassing to listen to. Reminds me of speech class and those kids who you just felt bad for reading off a card.

    3. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by craw · · Score: 3, Funny

      And don't forget to play the Bush Press Conference drinking game. You have to drink everytime he says "evil." By the end of the press conference your VCR and Tivo won't be the only things fucked up.

      BTW, two swigs for "evil doers."

    4. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by Mr.+Barky · · Score: 1

      That is funny! I'm really sick of hearing him say evil this, evil that. Three swigs if he refers to you or someone you know (like, say, librals) ;-)

    5. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life. As a citizen you should be more interested in what your President is saying about the war than some lame ass cartoon.

    6. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      what?
      "War good. Stop evil. Evil bad! Anthrax bad. No like Anthrax. Blow up Bin Laden. Bin Laden terrorist. Terrorist bad. No me gusta terrorist. Sorry Afganistan. We bomb you more now, ok?"

    7. Re:Will be delayed 1/2 hour by Jake96 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You should add the phrase "make no mistake about it" as well. He's backed off that one a bit, but in the first couple of weeks after September 11, there apparently were many mistakes being made about things that G.W. felt he had to straighten out =)

  15. Meet the The Tick Superheros! by toupsie · · Score: 2
    The Tick Superheros

    I hope to God that the Star Trek Enterprise folks supplied some of that Detox Gel so it can be spread all over American Maid! *DROOL*

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  16. uh.... by dhamsaic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like Patrick Warburton finally gets to spread some creamy Justice on our toast!"

    I'm not sure I want any of Patrick Warburton's "creamy" stuff on my toast...

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    1. Re:uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those that do not know why this is funny, it is because a reference is made to what happens after a man and woman have sex, though a woman doesn't have to necesarrily be there. Now then, one could understand why one would not want this on their toast.

      This message was brought to you by the Anti-Sperm on Toast foundation. Protecting people from sperm infested toast all across the nation. Remember, if it taste funny, throw it away.

    2. Re:uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *I* do!

  17. Source Material and General Musing by Murdock037 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't say I agree with the thought that the new show should be only as good as its original material-- has anybody ever actually read the comics? They just didn't have the spark that the cartoon did.

    Of course, the cartoon was probably what Taco meant, in which case-- oh hell yeah. In no particular order, the new show is going to need a few things to match up with Fox's Saturday-morning masterpiece:

    1. A running gag along the lines of the "CHA" written on the moon, popping up in episodes that have nothing to do with it anyways.

    2. A rehash of "The Tick vs. The Tick" episode-- in which the Tick goes to a superhero bar (complete with Sidekicks' Lounge) and finds that there's another, more psychotic hero that already uses his name.

    3. The Human Bullet: whenever things went wrong in The City, he'd be fired from a cannon in his backyard, only to somehow spend so much time in the air as to always show up late. ("Fire me, boy!"

    It's nice to know that the legal problems aren't completely robbing the show of its charm-- I remember reading something about problems with Die Fledermaus, for example, so it looks like they've replaced him with "Batmanuel." And I think we can all agree that Patrick Warburton is the best choice for the job, judging from his "Seinfeld" work.

    When the show aired, I was young enough to enjoy the cartoon show for what it was, and old enough to still get most of the grown-up jokes. Let's hope the live-action version maintains that delicate balance between smarmy irony and childish charm.

    1. Re:Source Material and General Musing by elmegil · · Score: 4, Insightful
      has anybody ever actually read the comics? They just didn't have the spark that the cartoon did

      What are you smoking?

      The comics (THE ORIGINAL COMICS) are freaking hilarious. I'm talking about when Edlund was actually the writer, not just the creator. The CHA joke started in the comics. The Tick V. Tick episode was based on a series of the comics. Go back and read issues 1-12 before you dis the comic books again. (You'll note my sig quote here is from issue 1).

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    2. Re:Source Material and General Musing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has anybody ever actually read the comics? They just didn't have the spark that the cartoon did.

      are you insane or am i old all of the sudden?

    3. Re:Source Material and General Musing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CHA is when Chair was writing his name into the moon with a laser, but got stopped halfway.

    4. Re:Source Material and General Musing by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree. The early Tick comics (back when they came out months and months apart) were, IMO, very good. This last year I picked up the Tick Xmas special though, and was sorely disappointed. These Tick comics used to be good I tell you! Where do you think a lot of the gags in the cartoon came from? It looks to me like Edlund isn't doing the comic anymore (so that they can actually get them out in a timely manner) and it's suffered for it.

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    5. Re:Source Material and General Musing by k_187 · · Score: 1

      2. A rehash of "The Tick vs. The Tick" episode-- in which the Tick goes to a superhero bar (complete with Sidekicks' Lounge) and finds that there's another, more psychotic hero that already uses his name.


      That episode has my favorite quote from the cartoon:

      Non-blue tick: Who's the Jerk that calls himself the Tick?

      Blue Tick: I am that Jerk!

      classic comedy right there.

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  18. LEXX "Brigadoom" by humberthumbert · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a great musical episode of LEXX titled "Brigadoom." The songs are so...elegaic.

    Get the mp3s of the songs here:

    http://lexx.warpedsystems.sk.ca/mp3page.php3

    1. Re:LEXX "Brigadoom" by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      IMHO, that's the episode of LEXX that trancends "goofy fun" to become "pretty good."

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    2. Re:LEXX "Brigadoom" by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      That episode did more for the LEXX series than this one for Buffy did. Plus, Xev and Kai can actually sing. I play that CD when I need to clean up(b4 my parents come over) everytime.

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  19. Arthur had a better Battle Cry by clandaith · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

    1. Re:Arthur had a better Battle Cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I... like... squirels!

  20. Spoooooon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw the Family Guy. What a piece of trash.

  21. Buffy jumped the Shark! by toupsie · · Score: 1, Funny

    Buffy just jumped the Shark with that episode. Once a TV show realizes its a TV show, it sucks. The only way the show can ever regain its dignity back is a "All Naked Buffy" episode.

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    1. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by cancrman · · Score: 2

      Did you just say that to get the Jump the Shark reference in? Seriously. Once they use the phrase on a national TV show (last weeks ED) it is no longer cool to use

      Yea, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that point. As would all of the people at mightybigtv. Check it out for all of your Buffy and Enterprise recap needs.

      Pete

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    2. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by toupsie · · Score: 1

      No, I used the phrase "Jump the Shark" because that has always been the term for describing a TV show that has hit the skids.

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    3. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by toupsie · · Score: 2

      Oh my God! I just realized you just admitted to watching ED!!! Muhahahaha!

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    4. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks you protest too much.

    5. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by cancrman · · Score: 2

      If you really thought this episode sucked I'll respect your opinion. I think it is probably the second best episode of Buffy ever. Of course last seasons "The Body" takes top honors there.

      "Once More, With Feeling" was probably the most untevision like show I've ever seen on TV. It was ballsy and quite cool.

      Oh yea, I watch a lot of shows that are way worse than ED. Hey, I'm a media planner. It's kind of my job to know whats on.

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    6. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      How insightful. I think I've heard that about 100 times on TV and radio this week. Howard Stern even said it several times. Bleah.

    7. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by bnenning · · Score: 2
      I agree completely. The 85% of it I saw was fantastic. Of course my VCR set to record for one hour failed to get the last 10 minutes, thanks for the warning UPN. Off to Morpheus tonight.


      I'm astounded that it was able to get a PG rating with the Tara-Willow scene.

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    8. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by cancrman · · Score: 2

      "Once More.." was the title of the musical episode. Hush WAS great. Emmy nominated even, not that that means shit these days. I would put that as #3 on my list of great Buffy episodes.

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    9. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that UPN jumped the shark with _both_ shows it got from the WB? (Buffy and Roswell -- a musical and a wedding, respectively.)

      --
      There should be a moratorium on the use of the apostrophe.
      Max V.
      NeXTMail/MIME Mail welcome
    10. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by stripes · · Score: 2
      If you really thought this episode sucked I'll respect your opinion. I think it is probably the second best episode of Buffy ever. Of course last seasons "The Body" takes top honors there.

      I think you misspelled "Hush", and it was two seasons ago :-)

      "Once More, With Feeling" was probably the most untevision like show I've ever seen on TV. It was ballsy and quite cool.

      A musical is more untelevision then a show that goes without dialog (or spoken/sung words at least) for 40+ minutes?

      I think Buffy has jumped the shark in that very few of the post-HS episodes have been as good as the pre-HS episodes, but that isn't really fair to the show...I mean it is still far better then most other TV shows. It earned it's #1 spot on my TiVo's Season Pass Manager... (oh, and thanks to TiVo I didn't have to know it would run 10 minutes long...sort of...if I had left it alone I would have gotten the extra 10 minutes, but it wouldn't have quite managed to make the most of the repeat airings; it needs a non-greedy algo to do that, but the simple didn't do too bad, and I got to tweak it)

    11. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by stripes · · Score: 1
      I agree completely. The 85% of it I saw was fantastic. Of course my VCR set to record for one hour failed to get the last 10 minutes, thanks for the warning UPN.

      You, my friend, need a TiVo. :-)

      UPN did tell some people ahead of time (The Tribune for one, at least 3 days ahead of time, and whoever writes the zap2it articles, and...). The didn't advertise the fact, that is, in it's ton of advertisements for the musical buffy they didn't bother to note it was 1:08 minutes like NBC (or whoever) did with Alias. They really should have.

    12. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by sessamoid · · Score: 1

      Heh, until now, I didn't even know the episode was any longer than the usual ones thanks to my TiVo. It recorded the whole thing automatically, and I just watched the whole thing.

      Thanks Tivo!

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    13. Re:Buffy jumped the Shark! by bobb0 · · Score: 0

      Can't say I've heard that expression, ever. :)

      Dave

  22. Favorite Tick Quotes by donutz · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's yours?



    Mine would have to be...



    Interviewer: "Can you blow up the Earth?"

    The Tick: "EEGAD! I hope not, that's where I keep all my stuff!"

    1. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Pauley_24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read one today, supposedly to appear in either tonight's episode, or one later on in the run...

      "I will spread buttery justice over your every nook and cranny!"

    2. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Patrick+Lewis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Villan to Tick masqurading as a villian: If your so evil, EAT THIS KITTEN!

      --
      "If I am such a genius, how come that I am drunk and lost in the desert with a bullet in my ass?" --Otto (Malcom ITM)
    3. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your wave of crime has just crashed upon the shores of justice!

    4. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Java devil, you are my bitch!"

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    5. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I like: "Evil doers, eat my justice."

      Or was that President Bush who said that recently.

    6. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by fleeb_fantastique · · Score: 2

      I don't remember it very well, but it was something like:

      "Sometimes you just have to roll up the newspaper of justice and say, 'bad dog, bad'."

      --
      And so it goes.
    7. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by MA17 · · Score: 1

      After defeating Mr. Mental who was masquerading as a baby to be able to hide out in the Tick's apartment : "Days from now, Arthur and I will look around our empty apartment and wonder, "Where's Baby? Where's our little bundle of joy?" And he'll be in PRISON!"

      --
      Leveling up builds character.
    8. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by MA17 · · Score: 1

      "...there will be no Justice of the Peace for you, just a big piece of justice!"

      --
      Leveling up builds character.
    9. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by dittrich · · Score: 1

      Did you see todays UserFriendly...Pitr eats a kitten...

    10. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Scutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      After fighting Magma:

      "Hey, you're the guy that made my head hot! Well, you're not going to make my friends' heads hot, too!"

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    11. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Mixmaster+Waffles · · Score: 1

      Tick: We need a battle cry, Arthur.
      Arthur: How about "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
      Tick: No, that lacks a certain, "We're here to defeat you, evildoer"...

      that or...

      Tick: Bad... man... hit... dog... with... STREET!

      --

      "I gotz mad tuba skillz."

    12. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Pauley_24 · · Score: 1

      "I say to you villains...

      KNOCK OFF ALL THAT EVIL!!!!"

    13. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Cutriss · · Score: 2

      Early on, Tick gets thwacked and shatters through one of the streets in the city and lands in a subway tunnel, only to be prompty slammed by a passing subway train. For the rest of the episode, he speaks/acts like a Brit. "Now we've all learned something today...We've learned that when someone gets hit by a subway train, they become British...

      "But what does a British person become when he gets hit by a subway train? ...

      ...

      ..."COMATOSE!!!"

      --
      "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
    14. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by EchidnaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Like a great blue salmon of Justice, the mighty Tick courses upstream to the very spawning ground of evil."

      --

      Ian Fay (echidnaguy@cs.com), Geek, Gamer, Evil Overlord, DNRC Member
      "Oh, what a goofy work is man."
    15. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

      Tick: "What does your sofa turn into?"
      Arthur: "A bed."
      Tick: "It's a start!"

    16. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Unbeliever · · Score: 1

      "Its a YULE TIDE!!!!!!"

      "Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho"

      --
      --Carlos V.
    17. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by VivianC · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll go with on of the 'other' heros:

      "This looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear. If I could just get out of bed..."

      --
      Viv

      Gmail invites for ip
    18. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by keebler · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Arthur! The savages are shooting DOGS at us!"

      --
      My HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE is on DRUGS.
    19. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by caldodge · · Score: 1
      From "The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account" (where he created his battle cry ("SPOOOON!")):


      "Y'know, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspapaer of justice! Bad dog! Bad dog!

    20. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Villans, I say to you now - KNOCK OFF ALL THAT EVIL"

      "I know, I'll name you Speak, 'cause that's what you do!"

      "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

      Anyway, the live action show is better than I thought it would be. But Mr. Warburton needs to be one notch less "Jonny Bravo" and one notch more "Forrest Gump". And they need to modify his costume to mask the eyes like the cartoon.

    21. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      "Ya know Arthur, when a tomato sprouts from your forehead, it makes ya think!"

    22. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Modern+Hamlet · · Score: 1

      There are far, far too many, but here are my two personal favorites:

      Tick: ...We're only serving humble pie, What-cha-ma-zog!
      Thrakker-Zog: Listen buddy, for the last time it's
      Tick: Thorax in a bog?
      TZ: Thrakker-Zog!
      Tick: Ahhh, Laxative log!
      TZ: No, no, no.
      Tick: Lap lander zog? Four yaks and a dog?
      TZ: THRAK-!!
      Tick: Sap sucker frog?
      TZ: NO! NO! NO!
      Tick: Susan?
      TZ: Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.

      and:

      Sewer Urchin: "Oh yeah, down here I'm the apotheosis of cool."

      peace, love, and Tick...

      mh

    23. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by MysteriesAbound · · Score: 1

      my favs:

      "I don't know the meaning of the word surrender! I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb...just not in this context."

      "KEEN!"

      "Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences. . . but the other head of science is bad! Oh beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites!"

      "Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir! You live it!"

    24. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by pokeyburro · · Score: 0

      The Tick, trying to keep something from being sucked into a black hole by grabbing it and pulling it, by hand, back into a spaceship:

      "Must... defy... laws... of physics!"

      --
      Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
    25. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by donutz · · Score: 1
      "Ya know Arthur, when a tomato sprouts from your forehead, it makes ya think!"



      Ah, that reminds me...



      "I hate broccoli . . . and yet, in a certain sense . . . I am broccoli."

    26. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by fleeb_fantastique · · Score: 2

      Gratis!

      That's the quote I love!

      Thank you very much.

      --
      And so it goes.
    27. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by mrflip · · Score: 1

      My favorites:

      Tick: C'mon Arthur! Evil is Afoot!
      Arthur: Really, that's very philosophical, Tick. A foot? I always envisioned evil as a dark, brooding shape with squinty eyes... (Villains, inc)

      and

      "Isn't sanity just a one trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick; rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, well, the sky's the limit!" (Ants in Pants)

    28. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      Tick, looking at a large map of the mega-mart where he and Arthur are shopping for a toaster; large "You Are Here" arrow denoting their location:

      "Hmmmm.... You are here! ... Well old chum, being here is a lot like being lost!"

    29. Re:Favorite Tick Quotes by Fluid+Truth · · Score: 1

      Followed later by "Evil dog-launching Aztecs!"

      --
      Apparently, of the rich, by the rich, for the rich.
  23. Spoon!!! by headkase · · Score: 1

    SPOON!!! ...gotta love the Tick's battle cry.

    --
    Shh.
    1. Re:Spoon!!! by redcup · · Score: 1

      How come we all love one blood sucking parasite's catch phase but no one likes "Where do you want to go today?"
      ...maybe because the tick is more insightful than ol' billyboy:
      "Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences... But the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur! It bites!"

      --

      RC
    2. Re:Spoon!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How come we all love one blood sucking parasite's catch phase but no one likes "Where do you want to go today?" ...maybe because the tick is more insightful than ol' billyboy

      Ohhhhh. Stupid me, I thought this was going to be a thread where the Evil Empire would not be disparaged.
      But alas, there's always the one OSS-obsessed h^xx0r sporking pinhead that needs to validate his existence. Props 2 u.

      Now go back to downloading pr0n.

  24. Family Guy; Musicals by update() · · Score: 3, Informative
    Re Fox tonight: Also, Family Guy is now on Thursday, I believe before The Tick. I was thrilled to see that show come back, but it's been changing nights in a way that left me forgetting to watch.

    Re TV musicals: I get all the Buffy exposure I can handle from AtAT and don't bother watching, myself. And Salon's TV critic (last I saw which admittedly was over a year ago) is obsessed with the show in a way that's almost creepy. But the show that has done the most recently with musical numbers and other ideas is Drew Carey. I'm not a huge fan of that either but the musical gimmicks tend to be really good, as are the other stunts. For instance, it's the only TV show to do something interesting with a live broadcast (having improv done during it) instead of it just being an ego thing for the cast.

    Of all the post-Seinfeld comics to drop their act directly into a sitcom, he's the only one to do anything interesting and novel.

    1. Re:Family Guy; Musicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, Family Guy is now on Thursday, I believe before The Tick. I was thrilled to see that show come back, but it's been changing nights in a way that left me forgetting to watch.

      You need a TiVo - it will fix this for you.

  25. actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    TV already is available on FTP.

    How else can i watch Dark Angel?

    "On TV, of course!", I hear you americans scream. Nope. Don't think so, because I happen to live in Norway.

    So, downloading the episodes from FTPs is the only way for me to watch that series.

    So, now you know CmdrTaco. TV is available (in a way) via FTP.

    1. Re:actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As was mentioned before most shows of this genre are also on Usenet. It took a while to download but that is how I watched the premiere of enterprise, broadcast in my area sucks, and I don't feel like shelling out for cable and DSL each month, so I only got the more important one.

  26. Official TICK TV WEBSITE by Eharley · · Score: 3, Informative

    The official TV Show website is here.

    It's got some video clips of the show, stills from the set, and a little background on the characters.

    It looks like the TV show will be borrowing heavily from the cartoon show. I hope that there is some new material besides the cartoon gags. I wouldn't mind seeing some new story lines.

  27. This will be great if.... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    The Tick contains Die Fliedermaus still acting like a well equipped batman like cowardly jack ass... and the Carpeted Man becomes a regular. (I love how he narrates his Static Electricity power "If I shuffle my feet...")

    --
    "It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
  28. Desperado by simetra · · Score: 1

    Isn't this Puddy from Seinfeld? Will he stare off into the distance whenever he hears Desperado?

    --

    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
    1. Re:Desperado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, puddy is the tick. No, puddy was not the desperado guy.

  29. Tick Pilot on morpheus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I download the (as of yet) unaired Tick pilot off of Morpheous a few weeks ago... It's intereseting what you can find there if you search for "Unaired" I'm just hoping someone posts the unaired episode of Batman Beyond "Unmasked".
    Anyone find any other "interesting" stuff on Morpheous?

    The Avatar

  30. forget ftp ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    all you need is alt.binaries.multimedia and a newsreader than can thread and decode multipart binaries ..


    who says newsgroups are dead????

  31. Pardon my offtopic by Phredward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    My tivo helpfully recorded a random movie which was on cable the other week. Later I watched it when a bunch of friends were over. It happened to be a movie which I also have on my harddrive, divx style.

    If I had played it from my computer on my tv my friends might not have even noticed (same pause functionality, both widescreen, etc).

    However, one is 100% legal, and one is 100% illegal.

  32. Not quite by shanek · · Score: 5, Informative

    None of the villains from the cartoon series will be there. But Ben Edlund has full rights to the comic book villains, and one of them--The Red Scare--is in tonight's episode! Edlund has also made noises about trying to cast someone for Paul the Samurai. (No word on any ninjas, though. They're my favorites! "We're a hedge. Move along. Nothing to see here.")

    I dunno about the "Spooooon!" battle cry; it just doesn't seem to me that something like that should be copyrightable.

    1. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard The Red Scare on TV will be an actual (full-time) villain this time. Of course any character named The Red Scare has got to be great.

    2. Re:Not quite by Bimble · · Score: 1

      Alas, if it does happen, it won't be the same as the comic. The Red Scare in the show is a mute robot, not a villain-for-hire. They didn't really present the Red Scare in any way that would allow for much in the way of a recurring character.

      I guess the legal issues refer to devices used in the cartoon, and must override what was in the comic. "Spoon!" and Chairface Chippendale were both in the comic before the cartoon. Which is a weird restriction, since they had some lines in the pilot that were used in both the comic and the cartoon ("Gravity is a harsh mistress.").

      --
      Naked.
    3. Re:Not quite by oghmagod · · Score: 1

      Actually, The Terror should be in next week's episode...
      http://www.pazsaz.com/tick2a.html#The%20Funeral
      Saban must die for us to get Urchin back, though.

  33. About The Show by lys1123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a long time Tick fan I have been eagerly awaiting this show. You can view a few 45 second clips of the show at http://www.spe.sony.com/tv/shows/tick/video.phtml.

    The Tick is played by Patrick Warburton, who was "Puddy" (Elaine's Boyfriend) in Seinfeld and Johnny James (Jimmy James's VP) in Newsradio. He also was the voice of Kronk in Emperor's New Groove. An excellent casting choice for what is obviously a hard role to cast.

    Also of note, in addition to The Tick and Arthur are "Captain Liberty" and "Batmanuel". When you see these characters you will probably notice that they greatly resemble American Maid and Die Fledermaus. This is actually due to copyright negotiations (which actually held up the show for some time). The original comic book characters belong to Ben Edlund, but all of the characters that were created for the cartoon are jointly owned by all the groups that produced the cartoon (Fox Children's Network, Saban, Graz and Sunbow). Since Sony (who owns Columbia Tri-Star) could not reach an agreement on who received what proceeds among all the companies they simply replaced the characters.

    1. Re:About The Show by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      Johnny Johnson was Jimmy James' Nemesis on Newsradio.

      50 points if you remeber how Jimmy got rid of him.

      --
      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    2. Re:About The Show by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Hired him then fired him?

    3. Re:About The Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Jimmy left he made Johnny agree to let him keep one employee. He chose Johnny.

    4. Re:About The Show by greylouser · · Score: 3, Informative

      Warburton was also in "The Dish", along with Sam Neil. It's a pretty good movie about an Australian satellite dish broadcasting one of the Apollo missions. Rent it, and watch it after Tick.

    5. Re:About The Show by Aqualung · · Score: 2

      Didn't he frame him to make it look like Johnny stole the money that everyone suspected Jimmy did, from that airplane heist? Or didn't Johnny do it? I forget which it was :)

      --

      - Dave
    6. Re:About The Show by jpatters · · Score: 1

      yes, after tricking Johnny into appointing himself as news director, making him an "employee" of WNYX.

      --
      "Remember, there never were pineapple-almond cookies here."
  34. It's a yule-tide!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    my favorite tick cartoon...swimming like a salmon upstream of the electric replicating santas...

    the wife never got why it was a good show...

    sidekick bar was ON

  35. via usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wish TV was available via FTP

    how about usenet?
    alt binaries.startrek
    alt.binaries.multimedia.buffy-v-slayer
    new episodes get posted about a day after they air. good news for the 'upn challenged'

  36. to rob re buffy by RestiffBard · · Score: 1

    see rob taco likes buffy lots of geeks love buffy. I do not have a weird obsession watching buffy for three hours on tuesdays (buffy on fx 2, buffy on upn 1)

    btw the musical was just frickin great.

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    - /* dead coders leave no comments */
  37. Not available by FTP, but... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2
    I just wish TV was available via FTP.

    It may not be available by FTP, but it will likely be available by NNTP, at least on servers that have good completion and no censorship of binaries groups. This is one series certain to show up on alt.binaries.multimedia, as the animated version of The Tick seems to have been a popular post in recent months. The only reason I never downloaded it myself is because I was getting too much other stuff already. That will have to wait until after I get a terabyte RAID or a DVD-R, if you know what I mean.

    --

    --
    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  38. You guys are forgetting the best character ever! by CmdrSanity · · Score: 1
    By far the best episode was where Tick befriends a piece of wood, aptly named "Little Wooden Boy."
    Some quotes:

    "What's this?! It's a little boy's face! Oh, don't worry, little boy, I'll free you from this block of wood!"

    "You know, Little Wooden Boy, the worst sin in the world is disloyalty. You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Little Wooden Boy?"

    This guy likes him even more than me! *shudder*

  39. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like crap to me, from the endless promos on the World Series. Almost as much crap as "Shallow Hal."

  40. First Spoon! by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    OK, but seriously folks, hope everyone watches this, cause only 9 episodes in the can.

    Our local Seattle P-I TV columnist was asking people to watch it, and devoted his entire column to it.

    And, as an aside, Ben Edlund is a great guy.

    -

    --
    --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
  41. TV avaliable on FTP by re-Verse · · Score: 1

    Stop wishing and load up your favorite IRC client. For many months TV show trading channels have been the fastest growing thing on IRC. And yes, the distributors will very often use FTP.

    Your wish is granted.

  42. Sorry to say but it may not be on ... by funkman · · Score: 2
    It may not be on. Bush is speaking at 8pm and is expected to talk around 20-25 minutes. Who knows what the news will do afterwards? (At least for those on the east coast)


    Article about it on CNN

    1. Re:Sorry to say but it may not be on ... by tb3 · · Score: 2

      But if George wears a blue suit, we might not be able to tell the difference.

      But the Tick doesn't make up his own words. I guess that's it.

      --

      www.lucernesys.comHorizon: Calendar-based personal finance

    2. Re:Sorry to say but it may not be on ... by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Establishing shot of AMERICAN FLAG, waving in the breeze.

      Cut to GEORGE W. BUSH, at podium.

      "My fellow Americans,

      I speak to you tonight as the President of the United States. Let me assure you that justice is on our side, and we will prevail. I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and oh, the job of it.

      Over the past several weeks our military forces, along with the military forces of Great Britain and our other allies have been striking Taliban targets inside Afganistan. We have achieved air superiority, and our special forces are moving with impunity in the countryside. I warn you Mr. Bin Laden: don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places.

      The bravery of our soldiers, sailors and airmen is without question. In addition, American ingenuity, dedication and scientific might have armed our troops with the most technically advanced equipment the world has ever known. We should be proud of our soldiers, and of the job they're doing. We should also be proud of the technicians, engineers and scientists who have provided them with their equipment. However, with that pride comes the realization that not all science is used for good. As we cope with the recent anthrax outbreaks, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences... But the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science! It bites!

      I want to assure you, my countrymen, and the citizens of the rest of the world, that we, the American people will not rest until we have found the source of this anthrax, we will not relent until the Taliban have been destroyed, and we will not slumber until Osama Bin Laden has been brought to justice. Our cause is right, and we will prevail.

      And so let me conclude my remarks tonight with this thought: may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables. Thank you and good night."

      Fade out over footage of USMC BAND playing The Star Spangled Banner.

      --
      .siggy .siggy .siggy .siggy hoi hoi hoi - Prosit!
    3. Re:Sorry to say but it may not be on ... by tb3 · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny.

      I could hear the voice of the Tick as I read it.

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      www.lucernesys.comHorizon: Calendar-based personal finance

  43. No, but I found this Beautiful Pie by zrk · · Score: 1

    Family Guy is the sacrificial lamb of a show to go up against the first half hour of Survivor, and Friends, while the Tick goes up against the second half and a Will and Grace episode.

    Fortunately, that's less channel flippin for me cuz I can't stand Family Guy.

  44. Batmanuel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Der Fliedermouse? And who is Captain Liberty? I don't remember him from the cartoon.

  45. Was originally "Batmanuel" by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    In the cartoon, he was originally going to be called "Batmanuel" but they were worried about being too close to "Batman" so they (I assume Fox) nixed it.

    I think I like Die Flaturmouse (I can't really improve on the spelling, so why try?) better as well, but at least it's meeting his artistic vision!

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Was originally "Batmanuel" by extra88 · · Score: 1

      The character was called "Die Fledermaus" in the comic book. Intially I was unhappy when I learned the character was changed but now I just think it's funny.

  46. Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring back Cop Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Hey Taco! I can only hope... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 0, Troll


    ...that Fox is paying you enough money to advertise its programming.

    --
    There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
  48. There's still the cow by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    Seriously, a cow that eats humans, with flames coming out of her teats.

    Now if that's not worth watching The Tick for, I don't know what else would be.

    We'll miss American Maid, though ...

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  49. Die Fleidermaus, like the opera by zrk · · Score: 1

    The bat :-)

    1. Re:Die Fleidermaus, like the opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's Die Fledermaus. Like the Johann Strauss Opera, Written in 42 nights in the spring of 1874. Yes, I have sung the show.

  50. yawn... saw it over a month ago by joshuaos · · Score: 1
    Over a month ago, my friend and I downloaded a copy off the Gnutella network using Limewire. It took forever with his damn dialup, but we got it. It had a big "NOT FOR AIR" written along the bottom.

    It's quite funny, and really does the cartoon justice. I found the style quite innovative. Summary, I liked it, do watch!

    Cheers, Joshua

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  51. Somewhat offtopic but oh well by zeno_2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Question for you guys and gals..

    Anyone know of a video card that has tivo like capabilities?

    Ive been looking at the all in wonder cards from ati, all they mention the cards can do is timeshift up to 30min, mainly to skip commercials and stuff. I want to find something where I can record a tv signal and save it as a movie file of some sort... any ideas?

    And to make my comment somewhat on topic, tick looks pretty good.

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    1. Re:Somewhat offtopic but oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friends at school each had one, they were both older models, and would allow recording as much as you had harddrive space. I dont belive Divx was one of the output choices, but they had several other formats. It was pretty simple as I recall, similar to setting a VCR to time record.

  52. Already out on P2P... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I obtained the pilot on a P2P service that shall remain nameless - just look for "tick live acton".

    I thought it was pretty good, though I do wish they didn't schedule it during Survivor!

  53. hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've already seen the first 4 episodes and they kick ass

  54. Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just watched the musical Buffy episode - it was okay - and I have to say the salon reviewer's take on Buffy is just bizarre. She seems to be saying Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a masterpiece - it isn't. It's a show that once was semi-decent spoof-action and now is a soap opera with vampires. But even if you disagree with me there, surely you have to concede that the reviewer raving about what a great metaphor willow and what's-her-face's song and dance number was was a bit over the top.

    I dunno, maybe it's me, but I think this lady spent far too long in a visual literacy class. Even a single lecture can scar one for life, believe me.

    "Disinfectant Gel" Note: In the last 15 minutes or so of the buffy musical, Buffy sorta-kinda-almost strips. It's not much, but since I suspect the main demographic of the series is "Teenage girls and horney guys" I thought it was worth pointing out.

    This post IS pointlessly offensive; please downmod it accordingly.

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    1. Re:Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by steeef · · Score: 1

      there are many people that would disagree with you (obviously). compared to most of tv today, i find buffy a lot more interesting to watch. the writers put a lot into each episode, and it shows. i wouldn't go so far as to say it's a masterpiece, but so far it's the only series i've seen that continues to put out great stories.

      and yes, if you haven't noticed yet, i'm a buffy zealot.

    2. Re:Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      "Disinfectant Gel" Note: In the last 15 minutes or so of the buffy musical, Buffy sorta-kinda-almost strips.

      Um, she takes off her jacket, to reveal - wait for it - her shirt. I don't think that qualified as "sorta-kinda-almost stripping" even in the fifties.

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    3. Re:Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by geekoid · · Score: 2

      compared to most of tv today, i find buffy a lot more interesting to watch.
      that is the sadest thing I have ever heard.

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    4. Re:Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by steeef · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry to hear that... oh wait, i'm not.

    5. Re:Yah, that salon reviewer is WEIRD by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      I just watched the musical Buffy episode - it was okay - and I have to say the salon reviewer's take on Buffy is just bizarre.

      And I have to say that while I thought the review was a bit too effusive (just a bit over the top), it was generally spot-on. I totally agreed with everything the reviewer had to say (though just maybe not with the same intensity that the reviewer expressed).

      To me, looking at the sum-total of all of Buffy's run, it's one of the best hours of TV on TV. Period. It's one of the few shows I actually schedule my life around. Predictably, Angel is one of the other ones. :-)

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  55. I always thought it was Deflatormouse :) (NS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff Said.

  56. No offense by rsimmons · · Score: 1

    "No offense intended."

    Tick:

    "None comprehended."

  57. The Ultimate Meaning of "Buffy the Musical" by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    www.jumptheshark.com


    It's tragic, but nobody forced them to make a musical...

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    1. Re:The Ultimate Meaning of "Buffy the Musical" by steeef · · Score: 1

      since when would joss (the creator) do anything involving buffy that anyone forced him to? he wanted to do the musical for a long time, but he waited till emotions on the show were at the point where bursting into song made sense. while the quality of the show might be decreasing (due to joss's decreased involvement), i really don't see how the musical is a sign of the show jumping the shark.

    2. Re:The Ultimate Meaning of "Buffy the Musical" by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      i really don't see how the musical is a sign of the show jumping the shark


      It means you don't get the premise of the expression "jumped the shark".

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    3. Re:The Ultimate Meaning of "Buffy the Musical" by steeef · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      oh, i do, i just don't agree. it sounds to me like you just looked at the words "Buffy the Musical" and immediately drew a conclusion.

    4. Re:The Ultimate Meaning of "Buffy the Musical" by dinivin · · Score: 1

      Or it just means that you're a moron.

      Dinivin

  58. The lesbian sex thing just isn't that cool by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    I mean, come on, it's not like they show anything. This isn't a pr0n flick, it's a little song-and-dance about two young people (arguably ditzes, but that's besides the point) in love. As such, it's just a sappy chick-flick "Isn't-that-sweet" moment, at least to my mind. And yes, I did watch the show.

    This post is pointlessly offensive; please downmod it accordingly.

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    1. Re:The lesbian sex thing just isn't that cool by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      As such, it's just a sappy chick-flick "Isn't-that-sweet" moment, at least to my mind.

      Even when Willow goes down on Tara, and Tara is singing "You make me com - plete! You make me com - plete!"?

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    2. Re:The lesbian sex thing just isn't that cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Female orgasm is a MYTH! Of course male orgasm happens like clockwork, especially for old-hand "solo pilots" such as meself.

  59. Preempted by turd191 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bush is making a speech tonight on national TV.

  60. Hey Taco, it's time to learn elementary grammar.. by Beatlebum · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Here's hoping that this show comes close to it's source materials."

    Please learn the difference between "it's" and "its". If my 8 year old can do it, so can you. I expect professional journalists to actually give a shit about this kind of stuff. If the logic is too hard for you, try using a grammar checker: Word XP would have underlined the "it's" in your headline.

    (and to Mr. Offtopic, go fuck yourself,I'm sick and tired of seeing lazy writing on the /. frontpage.)

  61. 24 by felipeal · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I know I will probably be moderated down by being off-topic, but why didn't (or don't, as it is still time :) slashdot post anything about 24?
    Not only it's been spected to be the greatest serie of this season, but they also had the guts to show a 747 being exploded for terrorism reasons (I'm surprised I din't see any criticism about that yet).
    Don't take me wrong: I don't have anything about posting a story about The Tick (much the opposite, I'm expecting it to be a great show too), I just think 24 deserved a review/post too.

    PS: BTW, 24 will be aired again tomorrow night

    1. Re:24 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike "24", the Tick has "news for nerds. stuff that matters" written all over it! I'm just surprised we don't see a lot of articles about Ren & Stimpy as well...

    2. Re:24 by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      Did you even watch the show? They didn't show the plane blow up. Just her parachuting down. Stupid "Oh no, there's been a terrorist attack. We have to censor our shows." If you're offended by it, don't freaking watch it.

    3. Re:24 by felipeal · · Score: 1

      I never said I was offended, I actually admired them for doing that (differently from the ass-holes who changed the Spiderman trailler to remove the buildings from it). And of course I watched (and recorded it), but showing it explicitly or not doesn't matter, what matters is the action by itself.

  62. grammar by Mdog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I just wish TV was available via FTP."

    s/was/were/

    You'll want to check out the "subjunctive mood."

    Keeping it clean,

    Mike

  63. I tried to post this one already by Stimpy2319 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I am posting a formal complaint.

    I attempted to post this same announcement about a month ago. My post was denied but when someone else (even though he is one of the people running the site) posts it it gets up. I would like to say thank you to /. for steeling my 15 minutes of fame.

    Thanks guys

    I could have been a contender... I mean slashdot poster.

    1. Re:I tried to post this one already by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      I'm sure that the story I submitted about Iron Chef USA (which was Rejected) will be posted soon, with Hemos or CmdrTaco's name plastered on it...

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    2. Re:I tried to post this one already by Mr.+Piccolo · · Score: 1

      Screw Iron Chef USA! I want Iron Chef Mexican! Or at least Morimoto back...

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    3. Re:I tried to post this one already by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      No. No. Iron Chef USA is Iron Chef, done in the USA, with William Shatner as the Chairman. No joke.

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  64. Musical TV episodes are hardly original by Ratteau · · Score: 1


    I'm sure that brief spark of originality will go completely unnoticed

    Musical TV episodes are hardly original. In fact, they are a major category for when a show "jumps the shark", i.e. when everything in a series after a specific episode goes downhill. Have they run out of original ideas and now have to stoop to recycled gimmicks from other shows? Only time will tell...

  65. I've seen it! (No spoilers here, read at will) by Gautama · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have a friend with "connections" who was kind enough to bring his copy of the pilot to a party of mine a few months back.

    I will tell you all now, that it _is_ different from both the comicbook original and the animated series. Both were fun in their day, and both stand on their own merits.

    However this new series is off to a very amusing start. I got quite a few deep laughs out of the humour, and Patrick Warburton's (SP?) delivery of the patented Tick Monologues(Tm) are nothing short of sterling!
    The plot was nothing spectacular, but was very enjoyable. Indeed, if the writers manage to keep this level of quality, it will be a series to watch faithfully!

    On the subject of the new characters: They're different. Get over it. They work in their own way, and can hold their own as supporting characters. (Why does this bring to mind visions of sidekicks like Brazier Boy and Leather Lass?)

    I seem to remember hearing rumours (From my friend with "connections"? I can't remember) that Ben Eglund is part of the creative team on this series. If this is true, it should put to rest any complaints of deviating from the source material.

    I can only hope that this show doesn't get buried in the typical FOX time-slot shuffle.

    1. Re:I've seen it! (No spoilers here, read at will) by bughunter · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I have a friend with similar connections and saw an edit of the pilot well over a year ago. I don't remember many details so I can't spoil anything anyway. But I do remember I thought it was pretty good. Perhaps not good enough to last long, but hopefully longer than "Action!" anyway.

      Things to look for:

      * Watch The Tick's antennae. Very expressive. Good job, FOX!

      * Does Warburton sometimes sound too much like Chris Farley at moments? (No one will ever sound truly like The Tick to me except the guy who did the first few animated seasons...)

      * Pay special attention to the dialogue during the epilogue... I thought it was the funniest part of the show.

      I know I'm posting this with only about a half hour to go for you ESTers out there, but us Left Coasters may not get delayed because of el Generalissimo Busho's speech.

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    2. Re:I've seen it! (No spoilers here, read at will) by Megane · · Score: 2
      First of all, PW had about half the nasal tone as the animated Tick's voice did. But it was nasal on top of a justice-flavored Adam-West-y voice. I thought the voice was much more on the mark of what the "real" Tick would really sound like, should we be unlucky enough to live in a world filled with inept superheroes.

      Watch The Tick's antennae. Very expressive. Good job, FOX!

      Yes, they wouldn't stop wiggling, and it was truely annoying! Which was great, because The Tick is supposed to be annoying like that.

      I do want to know how the mechanism for Arthur's wings worked. They clearly had a real mechanism for folding and unfolding, rather than cheating with CGI. And Batmanuel was great, too. Good stuff. It was worth arriving at Anime Night an hour late.

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  66. survivor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what? I have never heard of a real person ever actually watching Survivor. The only times Survivor ever comes up, is when it is referenced by other TV shows or the Internet. My guess is that it's all just a big hoax and the show does not actually exist.

  67. Demographics dont overlap much anyway by Ratteau · · Score: 1


    Unfortunately the ratings will be decimated by Survivor tonight

    Since when has decimate come to mean anihilation? Decimate means to eliminate one out of 10. Hardly a majority of the viewing audience, but unfortuantely tiny percentage differences in ratings do ultimately cause a show's demise. I just dont see 1 out of every 10 people who intend to watch The Tick tonight being pulled away by Survivor. The demographics between the audiences for Survivor and The Tick dont really overlap much: tabloid junkies who would watch grass grow if it were on TV, versus a cultish following of (generally) more intelligent people able to pick up subtle references, but able to appreciate slapstick as well.

    1. Re:Demographics dont overlap much anyway by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Remind me which subtle references there were? Or did he fall on them all?

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    2. Re:Demographics dont overlap much anyway by Ratteau · · Score: 1


      Remind me which subtle references there were? Or did he fall on them all?


      Touche :) This flu has my head as thick as cement

  68. Gnutella by mclearn · · Score: 2

    For those of you who will miss the premiere of the Tick live-action, or otherwise are unfortunate enough not to have a station which carries it, you can always find the 1st episode on Gnutella. I had the episode posted "privately" on my web-site for a while, but had to remove it due to space reasons. :-(

  69. Drew Carey Show Too by Boba001 · · Score: 1

    The Draw Carey Show has been doing musicals and "special" shows since the first season. Hell, next week's show is the Live #3, they do 4 different shows all live, each for the different timezones... It has the Who's Line is it Anyway? people in it as well... They also do all kinds of strange opening scenes and April fool's versions where there are a bunch of mistakes.. then they do a pop-up video of that episode later.. :)

  70. Pilot by zietlow · · Score: 1

    I got the Pilot episode laying around here somewhere, It's great. If this episode tonight tonight is anything like the pilot, you will be very entertained. I didn't think that this show would be that good, but after watching the pilot episode, it rules. Tivo and VCR time With Family Guy before it...best hour of television all week. ...And I may be able to dig up that episode, I have it around here some where

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    1. Re:Pilot by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Its called a VCR, look into it.

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  71. Pilot by inepom01 · · Score: 1

    I downloaded a not-for-public pilot for the Tick live action series. It was hilarious. I hope it gets a lot of fans and lasts for a long long time. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! Also, someone,please digitize this and the family guy because I got school until after it's over. Let me know. Thank You.

  72. ITs gonna suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tick is too much of a super-hero freak to put into live action. It's gonna suck BAD!!

  73. Oh dear by johns713 · · Score: 1

    I shall miss El Seed.

    1. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Bee Twins.

  74. Re:Only virgins watch Buffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monday night/Tuesday morning?

  75. Re: Chairface Chippendale by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

    True, true. It's going to be hard to find a better villain than Chairface Chippendale, who created a superpowered laser in an attempt to carve his name into the moon.

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  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  77. Re:Hey Taco, it's time to learn elementary grammar by geekoid · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The idea of writing is to communicate.
    If a write "There goes a kat"
    it would be incorrect spelling, however, I still convey my meaning.
    since you know what he was talkng about, He was successfull regardless of grammer rules. which are temporary anyways.
    Its about time you enlish Nazi's got a grip, and relized your not at all important. The very fact that i ackowledg your existence just shows I need more work to do here at work.
    ok smart guy hot do you pronounce this word:celtic?

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  78. interview by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would love a /. inerview of Ben edlund(?).
    He has had a much bigger impact a geek culter then Will Wheaton, boy genius.

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  79. Cable Woes. by dsb3 · · Score: 1

    In a not-too-distant land I wrote a tail of woe regarding Cablevision and their tendency to break my cable (this time, physically cut it) at inopportune times.

    This is just one such time. Alas, for me, no tick tonight.

    Ah. It's not that offtopic is it?

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  80. NESTOR! NESTOR! by MrT · · Score: 1

    This may even make up for the de-die fliedermausing

  81. Preempted, Bush is on, Tick is not. by narfbot · · Score: 1

    I get all hyped up over the Tick and now I'm ticked off. It's not on!

    Wait is he done? Wow just a few seconds makes....

    But it's still not on!

  82. Pessemistic Tick Predictions by ObligatoryUserName · · Score: 2

    The only problem with the early comics is that they would take for freaking ever to come out, it seems like there was a time they were trickling out at a pace of one comic per year. (Either that, or my local comic shop had a tar-slow distributor.)

    The problem with the Tick today, is that they've stopped taking all that time, and instead of a new villain each issue that makes you fall out of your chair laughing by mere concept alone, they've turned it into a formula where they just reuse the same characters over and over. It used to be that every story (or story arc as it were) was a new joke on some comic cliche. The first issue was a Superman joke, the next few were about ninjas, Chairface was a from Dick Tracy, that samurai guy was a great take on the Lone Wolf-type samurai character, etc. Take the Red Scare, for example, he was really funny because of his complete irrelevance - in the early 1990 the Soviet Union had recently become an also-ran in the super power race, and so a Soviet Union styled enemy attacking a memorial to the creator of the Dewy Decimal system was a great joke. (The irrelevant attack the irrelevant.)

    That wasn't not the only problem, though. In my mind, the Tick doesn't translate directly to television. The funny part of the Tick was that it was a comic book making fun of comic books. When you make the thing a cartoon, if it was going to remain funny, it needed to become a parody of cartoons. When you just move the stories over from the comics you get a parody of comics in cartoon form... which isn't that great. So, if they miss their mark again, my guess is that it will be because they continue to parody comics but now in Live Action form. In fact, live action is probably the worst medium for the character... how many live action superhero TV shows have their been? Batman, Spiderman, Flash, Hulk... most of them either had an extremely short run or were *cough, Batman* self-parodying.

    Of course, I hope I'm wrong, and the show turns out to be the best thing since the original run.

    1. Re:Pessemistic Tick Predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In fact, live action is probably the worst medium for the character... how many live action superhero TV shows have their been? Batman, Spiderman, Flash, Hulk... most of them either had an extremely short run or were *cough, Batman* self-parodying.

      There was The Adventures of Lois and Clark, which was usually quite good, but also pulled garbage out of its hat, like a working H. G. Wells time machine, or *cough, the Wedding Avenger, who fortunately was nowhere to be seen in the vastly superior comic book wedding*.

      It seems like you've got to go to Batman:TAS, Batman Beyond, and Superman:TAS for consistent quality -- but then, those weren't live series.

    2. Re:Pessemistic Tick Predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The show will be great. If you don't think so, take a good look into my... HYPNOTIC DISGUISE TIE!

    3. Re:Pessemistic Tick Predictions by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I don't think it made that mark. There were some moments, and occasionally the Tick sounded like he was trying to be Adam West, but overall it was pretty flat.

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    4. Re:Pessemistic Tick Predictions by Bimble · · Score: 1

      I think I'll wait until the next episode to pass judgment. This episode seemed to be mostly rehashing stuff we've seen and heard in the comic and cartoon already. The real test will be when the episode is mostly original and isn't trying to do the usual exposition.

      I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't rehash the argument about the name "Tick", though. I would have liked to see Warburton arguing, "I, er, suck blood all the time!"

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  83. hahahahaha by Vanguard(DC) · · Score: 0

    this is the funniest damn show i have seen in a longass time on primetime...

    gotta go, commercial'z almost ovuh'!

    late.

    ./v

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  84. Re:Hey Taco, it's time to learn elementary grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ya thts rite so sinse we can comunicat spling an teh gramerr arnt emportent cuz u cn get my meenig rite??? and i pronauce celtic lik it sez heer

  85. WAAAAAAA!! by Flounder · · Score: 2
    I missed it! I've been waiting for this day for years, AND I MISSED IT!!

    Thankfully, I saw this episode months ago (thank you Gnutella) so nothing completely missed. Next week, however!

    And I want to see Chairface Chippendale!

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  86. It sucked by mcb · · Score: 1

    There were a couple times i chuckled, but after that family guy episode, it was total shit.

  87. I liked it! by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Interesting


    It definetly wasn't as bad as I thought it could be! The intro was slightly lame, as were the intros of "Bat-Manuel" (Die Fleidermaus and "Captain Somethingorother" (American Maid). But the combination of very well implimented special effects and actors who delivered lines in ways that ADDED to the effect the story was trying to tell gave me great hope for this series.

    Oh, and of course the tick isn't saying SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON(!) yet, they haven't gotten to that part - should be fun! It has about the equivalent 'kick' of the original show, with the same number of awkward not-so-funny parts. I'll be watching it whenever it's convenient to catch a show.

    I just hope it can pay for it's budget!

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

  88. Review of the Pilot: B- (Promising but uneven) by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Well, they're trying, they're really trying, to capture the spirit of the original comic book. They don't have the right mix yet, and they're trying to do it on the cheap, which won't work. But they're trying. Patrick Warburton, the actor playing The Tick, is doing a good job, but they're directing and scripting him with a bit too much pomposity and a bit too little naive enthusiasm. I can see what they're trying for in the set design, but it's not working yet. There needs to be more cool stuff and jokes in the background (though they get points for the "We Serve Superheroes" sign). The direction needs to be much snappier. The secondary characters are too much one-note jokes right now. The antennas are a nice touch.

    Grade: B-. It actually sucked less than I expected it to, though it wasn't in the same league as, say, Mystery Men. It's definitely not like anything else on TV. I give it six episodes before Fox pulls the plug. Catch it while you can.

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  89. Live-action Tick a MAJOR downer... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've seen the premiere (pilot) episode. It stinks on ice.

    Patrick Warburton doesn't have the ability to convey the childlike innocence of The Tick. He's just muscle and bravado. The guy who did the voice of the animated Tick had it all totally down. The Tick is Forrest Gump with superpowers.

    There has NEVER been a decent live-action remake of a cartoon. Never. I think that a live-action Cowboy Bebop could work if someone like Quentin Tarantino directed and he infused it with the same kind of berserk energy he gave "Pulp Fiction." But that's about it. Think about the march of iniquity that has resulted from live-action remakes of cartoons. Rocky And Bullwinkle. The Flintstones. The Flinststones in Viva Rock Vegas. Dudley Do-Right. The list goes on, and on, and on.

    If Fox had any decency they'd buy the original characters from the animated series like American Maid and Sewer Urchin from Haim Saban, and revive the show as it should be...ANIMATED.

    The original animated Tick never had a chance. It was a show for Fox Primetime, not a show to ghettoize on Fox Kids' Network. Ben, if you are reading this, please stop the charade and give this hideous excuse for a show the early death it deserves.

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    1. Re:Live-action Tick a MAJOR downer... by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you haven't ever noticed, but Warburton did the Tick's voice on the series.

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    2. Re:Live-action Tick a MAJOR downer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG.

      Townsend Coleman was the voice of the Tick.

    3. Re:Live-action Tick a MAJOR downer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warburton did the Tick's voice

      Score: -1, Misinformative

  90. TV is available over FTP by wadetemp · · Score: 1

    The key is to set your client to use port 21. You may find that most normal FTP sites use that port.

  91. If memory serves me right... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    ...the All-In-Wonder Radeon has Personal Video Recorder capability. So does Matrox's vid card that does the video ins and outs/TV tuner thing.

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  92. Darn Hockey by UberLame · · Score: 1

    Hockey pre-empted Buffy in my area. And I had a tape in the VCR and all too.

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    1. Re:Darn Hockey by Lurkingrue · · Score: 1

      The idea that anyone would prefer to watch "Buffy the Vampire-Slayer" instead of hockey is beyond me. Of course, the whole concept of Buffy escapes me entirely and I play ice hockey, so I may not be the most impartial judge...

    2. Re:Darn Hockey by UberLame · · Score: 1

      I generally don't care (and never have) to watch sports. Even when I actively played baseball or tennis, I wasn't a big fan of watching sports.

      As to Buffy. Well, that weeks episode wasn't just any Buffy, it was "Buffy: The Musical". I'm sorry. I know I'm pathetic. But I just couldn't resist trying to watch them sing.

      OK, now where is that branding iron. Lets get this over with. Just brand me pathetic and be done with it.

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  93. ugh by Yablo · · Score: 0, Troll

    what a fucking terrible show...

  94. Senior Quote by SkaSux559 · · Score: 1

    I love this show. I love it so much "Spoooon!" was my senior quote. Wonderful.

    1. Re:Senior Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spoooon!" was my senior quote

      I am terribly, terribly sorry.

  95. sewer urchin o sewer urchin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    man this show brings me way back to 6th grade. the only thing i have to gripe about the show is what was the whole bus station scene about? his nonsense rants well make no sense. in the cartoon the rants were great i had no idea what the hell he was talking about but damn did he look good doing it! spooooooooooooon! rick moranase(the guy from space balls dark helment and honey i shurnk the kids, i don't know how to spell his name0 would be great as arthur at first he was playing him but he is not. oh well he would of played a great low selfesteem moth.

    i relish to taste the creamy nuget of justice.

    cya

  96. My damn video card by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Okay, in addition to being unable to descramble cable transmissions (any of you hardcore criminal hacker types write apps for Windows ME? Didn't think so) the program that ATI packages with their video cards failed to generate a neat little .mpeg file of that last tick episode for me to watch while I was wasting time at a faculty research presentation.

    <punchline>
    So, I'm so sick of this program that I'm through with it. I don't need a Ph.D. that badly.
    </punchline explanation="program meaning the PhD program I'm in not the program that runs my ATI card. Get it?">

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  97. Like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched it and i liked it. It was a little wierd seeing it as live action(as opposed to the cartoon), but overall I think they did a good job in the transition.

    I'm really glad to see there are so many other Tick fans here too. I though we were few and far between.

  98. Filled with the moist, chewy goodness of justice! by Arclite · · Score: 1

    The Tick was simply awesome! (Possibly) even better than the cartoon! Kudos in extremis to all involved!

  99. Early Morning of the Million, Zillion Ninjas! by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 1

    HEY! WHERE'S the NINJAS and the big piece of Candy CORN?!? WTF? And why was The Red Scare a real menace instead of a goon hired by "The Running Guy" to beat up the Dewey Decimal Memorial?

    Well - it can't be EXACTLY like the comic book, but I damn well hope that they put "The Chainsaw Vigilante" in there...
    "Okay Milksnakes! Prepare to hear the voice of reason!"
    That's just one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life!

    My biggest complaint: No face-mask. We shouldn't see the Tick's face! Where's his mask?
    Oh wait...it's not really a costume anyway.

    And remember: "I...AM...NOT...A....ROACH!!! I'm A TICK!"
    "Ticks suck blood. Do you suck blood?"
    "I got a straw right here, pal!"

  100. Batmanuel and Rueben by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, I did kind of like Die Fliedermaus in the cartoon, but Batmanuel will be a decent replacement IF:

    he drives a mid-seventies El Camino Lowrider with hydraulic lift and a disco-ball instead of a dome light

    His sidekick's name is "Rueben"

    His secret hideout is in a storm drain under his low-rent apartment, and instead of a butler, he has a "dos equis" drinking uncle Chico that used to be a bullfighter in tijuana

    But of course all this comes from Paul Rodruegez's (SP?) stand up sketch about "Vatoman and Rueben" fighting crime in their "chebby lowrider"

  101. didn't they swipe that idea from bbspot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    strange an interview was posted on bbspot just days before the request for questions.....

    according to the log on bbspot, it was even posted to slashdot but was rejected

    sounds like a job for the human bullet. fire me boy!

  102. Re:Hey Taco, it's time to learn elementary grammar by Beatlebum · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    >> The idea of writing is to communicate. If a write "There goes a kat" it would be incorrect spelling, however, I still convey my meaning."

    ...and I guess you could communicate your homosexuality by parting my cheeks and tossing my salad while I sip a Mochachino at the local Starbucks. Such behavior doesn't make public rimming any more acceptable than 5th grade writing by a professional journalist.

  103. Copyright, credits etc by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    unfortunately, the article you pointed to doesn't say any more than you did ... anybody know what issue is behind the sticky legal confliction that would allow the show but not certain key elements such as characters and catch-phrases?

    Even more surprising is that the credits do NOT mention New England Comics, the creators of the Tick comic that the cartoon series was based on. Christopher Lloyd made a guest appearance on this premiere and also was not in the credits. eech!

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  104. Statement from Tick Creator, why no "Spooon" by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    okay, perhaps I should have dug through the NEC website a bit first. There is a page on the TV show which links to a statement from Tick creator Ben Edlund (who is in the credits while New England Comics is not).

    Regarding the concerns of "Spooon" and certain key characters and copyright issues (as discussed in the above link here), Ben says that "the material from the cartoon series has passed into the ownership of interests outside this current endeavor."

    Note that the statement was written back when the pilot was the only episode filmed and while Fox was still considering the show. The statement clears up a number of issues leaving only the lack of NEC and Christopher Lloyd in the credits.

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  105. "I just wish TV was available via FTP." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just wish TV was available via FTP." - nope but new episodes are available via newsgroups!

  106. Either no one noticed or no one commented.... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

    Apocoplyse Cow refrence at the end. I remember way back reading the old b&w comic strips. I know they had a URL for a while, but it seems to me they were in Dragon Magazine for sometime too.

    At the time it was no 50ft cow, more like a cow in post apocoliptic war zone, big guns, bandillier, am I way off? My wife seems to think it was an old villian, I say nay. What says /.?

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  107. ... TV was available via FTP. by Martin+S. · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just wish TV was available via FTP.

    Well CmdrTaco, as a famous sycophant once said 'your wish is my command' :)

    This system (for which I'm the Software Architect) offers interactive digital TV via IP, this case study
    reveals all the gory technical details of the disruptive technology that is going to bring Microsoft down, by bringing IP to every home in the developed world in the next five years.

  108. It was "OK"... by MadMorf · · Score: 1

    It's obvious it will take some time to build up the inside jokes and self-references, but I thought it was not too bad...

    I'm gonna miss "Die Fledermaus" and "American Maid" and all the rest of the Supers...
    But "Batmanuel" seems humorous enough...

    Hopefully the show will be around long enough to get the chance to develope the way it needs to...
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  109. I missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad I cannot download the episode off of freenet.

    Does anybody know what Ben Taco is referring too?

  110. OT: Buffy by X-Nc · · Score: 1
    Don't know (nor do I care) about the Tick but Buffy ROCKS!!!

    I've been a big fan of the show since the very beginning and it's just a trip how they can take what seems like a completely absurd idea and make a great show out of it.

    Anyway, back to the bug reports.

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  111. The Tick sucked by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Why can't I get VHF, damnit (my antenna picks up WB and FOX, nothing else). I would have much rather been watching Survivor than the stupid Tick show. Yeah, I too wish TV was available by FTP (although a streaming multicast protocol would be much better).

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  112. Re:Puddy was not the Desperado Guy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the episode where they go to the Rangers/Devils hockey game. The one when Puddy (Devs fan) paints his face. After the Devs win, he shouts "Go Devils," & freaks out the priest.

  113. Clearing a few things up by NulDevice · · Score: 1
    First off - I liked the show. Pacing was a bit off, especially in the fight scenes, but one can hope they iron that out as they settle in.


    I hear a lot of people griping about the lack of Die Fleidermaus and American Maid. Well, they don't have the rights to those characters, since the Fox Kids TV Consortium (Saban and a few others) won't release them. According to an interview with Ben Edlund, the reason that they won't release them is...wait for it...they still want to make an animated Tick movie.


    Now THAT would be cool.


    The same interview also explained why the Tick in the TV series doesn't have the facemask of the comic. Apparenlty they tried several different permutations of the mask idea, but it always seemed to freeze the Tick's facial expression in one position. And on TV, a lot of acting comes from facial expressions (and Warburton doubly so) so they opened up the face. It ended up being simple TV logistics.


    The interview is hiding out at newenglandcomics.com and it's a good read for all Tick fans.


    Meanwhile, I thought BatManuel was hilarious. He gets the pompous womanizing essence of Die Fleidermaus but seems even more low-rent. And he made a Falco joke, which is always alright by me. Jury's still out on Captain Liberty, though.

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    1. Re:Clearing a few things up by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Dammit, where's my /a? I know I put it someplace...

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  114. decimation by hawk · · Score: 2
    >Since when has decimate come to mean anihilation? Decimate means to
    > eliminate one out of 10.


    Since Rome fell, perhaps? Did anyou actually use decimation after that? Come to think of it, did rome use it for anything other than slave revolts?


    hawk

    1. Re:decimation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crassus used it on his army when they fought the Sparticani, it worked wonders for moral ;-)