You can't make a TCP connection if you're spoofing your IP unless you've managed to take over a router or two, and then you're not really spoofing anymore, you're just hijacking an IP.
You can always count on the lameness filter to ruin a good joke. Here's a song.
Hello my name in Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin givin props to my ho cause she fly but I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as kid funky fried.
Damn, I'm way too tired. I read that as "Damn, I love to stovepipe my mother," and I thought you were one sick bastard, and it was funny... But... that's not what you said... so... um... it isn't funny. Why am I sharing this again?
Dunno what to tell ya. I don't much care if people learn UNIX, why should I take time out of my day to help people that can't help themselves? The information is already out there. I know because I taught myself. If you (and by "you" I don't mean you personally) can't figure it out, oh well. Wait for a GUI.
I have tinnitus, and what's the big deal? If there's any noise at all, the sound is either gone or just not an issue unless you concentrate on it like a child picking at a scab. It's not like it interferes with hearing or anything. It's annoying, yeah, but there's nothing you can do about it, so just don't worry about it.
Wow. Either I overslept and it's April 1st, or they hate selling cars in New Mexico, because there's no way in HELL I would ever buy a car with one of those things on it.
Seriously, this has got to be a joke. I could almost understand it if it was required that anyone convicted of a DWI have one.
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Yeah, you can. My dick is 9" long and as thick as my wrist. The ladies are pretty happy with the beanbag effect too, but stuffing them all in there hurt like hell. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're 2 inches erect like I was.
Don't give them the chance to get to know you. Really. Don't. They probably won't like you. I'm not saying that in a pessimistic or mysoginistic way, it's just the simple truth. You probably won't like them either if you wait to get to know them. Think about it. Would you be willing to deal with someone's flaws (yeah, everybody has them, and most people have bad ones) if there was nothing there? No, you'd walk away unless you're the type that falls in love with someone you don't even really know. And no, you don't really know someone until you've had sex with them. Trust me on this one if you've never had sex, and if you have stayed with someone for more than two weeks after sleeping with them you know what I'm talking about.
Fuck them the first chance you get. Wear a rubber. Don't get attached too fast. Don't be too nice. Don't be a jerk. If it feels uncomfortable, don't do it, even if you think you should. That applies to buying her flowers just as much as it applies to getting a thumb in the ass. I've seen girls get completely freaked when their weekend boyfriend called too much or bought them flowers for no reason. If it's time to buy flowers, you'll know, and it could be 2 weeks or two years. It's never, ever 2 days. Be confident in what you're confident in. Don't try false confidence unless you're real good at faking things, 'cause you'll fuck it up.
Those stupid tricks really do work if you have the right mentality, but if you haven't been practicing pretty much your whole life you'll just come across as creepy. I can't pull that crap off, but there's plenty of guys who can.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is, just go get laid. Pretend you're interested just enough. The rest will come later. That's just the way the human race has always worked. You've watched too many movies and listened to your mother talk too many times.
Really? Why's that? If a kid is responsible enough to not break it or talk for hours on it, what possible reason is there for them to not have one?
On the other hand, there's plenty of reasons for a 13 year old kid to have a cell. The number one reason of course being a link to the parents, but a cell is a very personal thing to have, too. I went without a cell up until a year ago because I thought it was ridiculous to pay $40 and up a month just so I could have a phone all the time when I'm almost always near a phone, but now I don't know how I lived without it. It's a phone book that you have with you all the time (important if you know more than 10 people), you're always in touch for anything from being told about the latest social plans to inane chatter to being there to help someone out.
A 13 year old kid is just becoming a truly social animal, and having the level of contact that a phone will give them from that young of an age would be a big advantage. Anyone who says social skills are less important than your actual ability in a job is nuts, so if you care enough to send your kids to school, you should care enough to make sure they have every opportunity to learn socially as well. No, school doesn't count as a social activity.
As for people who say they don't want to be in touch, well, sorry the human race hasn't been good to you, and I'm sorry you never learned how to say you've got something better to do than talk. If I'm having sex, I'll turn my phone off (doesn't happen much:P) but other than that it's on 24/7. People call me to say they want to do something I don't want to do, I say, "No, I'm having more fun doing X. No, sorry, you can't come over but I'll give you a call later and see what you're up to." See how easy that is? Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to someone so I just don't answer. If they ask later, I say "Yeah, I was in the middle of something," or, "yeah, I got your call but I just didn't feel like talking." It's not hard! If the people you're around are so insecure or demanding that they can't handle that, find new people!
Um, I kind of went off on a tangent there. Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest.
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You can't make a TCP connection if you're spoofing your IP unless you've managed to take over a router or two, and then you're not really spoofing anymore, you're just hijacking an IP.
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You can always count on the lameness filter to ruin a good joke. Here's a song.
Hello my name in Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin givin props to my ho cause she fly but I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as kid funky fried.
Damn, I'm way too tired. I read that as "Damn, I love to stovepipe my mother," and I thought you were one sick bastard, and it was funny... But... that's not what you said... so... um... it isn't funny. Why am I sharing this again?
I don't try to be right, I just try to make people think
I think Michael Moore is a douchebag.
Considering the universe is expanding in every direction at FTL speeds ...
Faster than light? Did I miss a memo?
Real men use <alt> + number pad.
Dunno what to tell ya. I don't much care if people learn UNIX, why should I take time out of my day to help people that can't help themselves? The information is already out there. I know because I taught myself. If you (and by "you" I don't mean you personally) can't figure it out, oh well. Wait for a GUI.
No, at worst it could corrupt data. You still have to overwrite executable code to crash a program in the way you're talking about.
I have tinnitus, and what's the big deal? If there's any noise at all, the sound is either gone or just not an issue unless you concentrate on it like a child picking at a scab. It's not like it interferes with hearing or anything. It's annoying, yeah, but there's nothing you can do about it, so just don't worry about it.
Either that or commit suicide.
No you can't. I was in the military.
Wow. Either I overslept and it's April 1st, or they hate selling cars in New Mexico, because there's no way in HELL I would ever buy a car with one of those things on it.
Seriously, this has got to be a joke. I could almost understand it if it was required that anyone convicted of a DWI have one.
YHBT.
YHL.
HAND.
Yeah, you can. My dick is 9" long and as thick as my wrist. The ladies are pretty happy with the beanbag effect too, but stuffing them all in there hurt like hell. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're 2 inches erect like I was.
Yes. That's exactly it. Let me clue you in...
Don't give them the chance to get to know you. Really. Don't. They probably won't like you. I'm not saying that in a pessimistic or mysoginistic way, it's just the simple truth. You probably won't like them either if you wait to get to know them. Think about it. Would you be willing to deal with someone's flaws (yeah, everybody has them, and most people have bad ones) if there was nothing there? No, you'd walk away unless you're the type that falls in love with someone you don't even really know. And no, you don't really know someone until you've had sex with them. Trust me on this one if you've never had sex, and if you have stayed with someone for more than two weeks after sleeping with them you know what I'm talking about.
Fuck them the first chance you get. Wear a rubber. Don't get attached too fast. Don't be too nice. Don't be a jerk. If it feels uncomfortable, don't do it, even if you think you should. That applies to buying her flowers just as much as it applies to getting a thumb in the ass. I've seen girls get completely freaked when their weekend boyfriend called too much or bought them flowers for no reason. If it's time to buy flowers, you'll know, and it could be 2 weeks or two years. It's never, ever 2 days. Be confident in what you're confident in. Don't try false confidence unless you're real good at faking things, 'cause you'll fuck it up.Those stupid tricks really do work if you have the right mentality, but if you haven't been practicing pretty much your whole life you'll just come across as creepy. I can't pull that crap off, but there's plenty of guys who can.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is, just go get laid. Pretend you're interested just enough. The rest will come later. That's just the way the human race has always worked. You've watched too many movies and listened to your mother talk too many times.
It's called deodorant. I swear to God it works.
That's why people don't listen when you speak.
Then you've only ever experienced one of them.
It IS a referral. What's the problem?
This topic comes up how often? Like twice a year?
And yet nothing ever changes.
The Olsen twins?! Blech! The look like a couple of damn aliens. Seriously, I wouldn't fuck them with your dick.
Other than unified kde/gnome stuff, it's already here.
They're working on that though.
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Really? Why's that? If a kid is responsible enough to not break it or talk for hours on it, what possible reason is there for them to not have one?
On the other hand, there's plenty of reasons for a 13 year old kid to have a cell. The number one reason of course being a link to the parents, but a cell is a very personal thing to have, too. I went without a cell up until a year ago because I thought it was ridiculous to pay $40 and up a month just so I could have a phone all the time when I'm almost always near a phone, but now I don't know how I lived without it. It's a phone book that you have with you all the time (important if you know more than 10 people), you're always in touch for anything from being told about the latest social plans to inane chatter to being there to help someone out.
A 13 year old kid is just becoming a truly social animal, and having the level of contact that a phone will give them from that young of an age would be a big advantage. Anyone who says social skills are less important than your actual ability in a job is nuts, so if you care enough to send your kids to school, you should care enough to make sure they have every opportunity to learn socially as well. No, school doesn't count as a social activity.
As for people who say they don't want to be in touch, well, sorry the human race hasn't been good to you, and I'm sorry you never learned how to say you've got something better to do than talk. If I'm having sex, I'll turn my phone off (doesn't happen much :P) but other than that it's on 24/7. People call me to say they want to do something I don't want to do, I say, "No, I'm having more fun doing X. No, sorry, you can't come over but I'll give you a call later and see what you're up to." See how easy that is? Sometimes I just don't feel like talking to someone so I just don't answer. If they ask later, I say "Yeah, I was in the middle of something," or, "yeah, I got your call but I just didn't feel like talking." It's not hard! If the people you're around are so insecure or demanding that they can't handle that, find new people!
Um, I kind of went off on a tangent there. Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest.
I call the Godwin/Murphy corralary. You can't wash your car to make it rain, and you can't invoke Godwin's Law to end a thread. YHL.