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  1. F to the P on Liberty Alliance Plans Passport Interoperability · · Score: -1, Troll

    suck it, f00ls

  2. Observation? on Nokia calls Wireless Warchalkers 'Thieves' · · Score: 0

    Is it stealing if you put a sign on a door that says "Unlocked"? You haven't taken anything. You just made the realization that it is possible.

  3. Mod parent up, motherfuckers! on Federal Cyberspace Policy Draft Released · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    No tits.

  4. You got told! on Linux Worm Creating "Attack Network" · · Score: 0

    ...boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  5. Are you serious? on Crushing Experience · · Score: 1

    This is quite possibly THE dumbest article on /. yet. What next...are people going to start submitting articles about sites that have a webcam pointing at a microwave to watch hotdogs explode LIVE! ?
    What a waste...

  6. RIAA Server Party on RIAA Smacked by DoS · · Score: 0

    The rebels have thrown the empire's tea^H^H^Hservers into the harbor.
    Take a hint, legislators and RIAA. The people don't like the RIAA.

  7. IMPORTANT on ISO Could Withdraw JPEG Standard · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Let me just state for the record that I'm not proud of what I did. On the surface, I'm sure it looks real bad, but I justify it with a little concept I like to call "preventative self-defense." That old guy down the street has been trying to kill me for years. I had no choice but to go on the offensive. How was I to know what he had in those "grocery" bags yesterday? I could only assume they were full of implements which would allow him to carry out his ultimate plot for my demise. And how else could I have stopped this plot than by grabbing the bags out of the back of his van and throwing them in the street? And really, after that, what other options did I have? I had no choice but to try to stuff the "groceries" into the drainage sewer. And when the old guy started swinging a rake at me, I was pretty much obligated to throw that jar of "pickles" at his groin.

    Some say it's all just a misunderstanding. But after I foiled his death-plot, the old guy said something to me that made his intentions all too clear. "Get off my property! And put some fuckin' clothes on!" he said. Chilling words. A cryptic phrase that will not tell me where, how, or when he will try to kill me...just that he will try. Well played, old timer, well played.

  8. fpbot is coming! on ISO Could Withdraw JPEG Standard · · Score: -1, Troll

    Natalie Portman's panties in the moonlight
    Smooth, silky panties
    Panties oh so tight
    Natalie Portman's furburger
    Is oh so right!

    Peas out...

  9. balzac on UK Sets Open Source Procurement Policy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am having trouble getting IE 6.0 to compile with GCC. Can someone help me?
    Thanx
    -Bill

  10. Shmylix on Borland Releases Kylix 3.0 for Delphi and C++ · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is no text in this reply. Thank you.

  11. Re:Falun Gong are terrorists. on Falun Gong Hacks Chinese Satellite · · Score: 0

    ...and two wrongs never make it right.

    yeah, but three rights make a left [rimshot]

    booyah!

  12. Ben Franklin + his homies... on Falun Gong Hacks Chinese Satellite · · Score: 0

    ...were all terrorists! And we celebrate their pictures everywhere...even on our money! I agree with you that change can only happen by sending polite and eye-pleasing greeting cards!

  13. Piracy??? on Eminem #2 on Gracenote... Before Release · · Score: 0

    Piracy??? I bought my copy at Best Buy last weekend. Best Buy had them sitting out in a cart getting ready to put them out with a display and everyone was grabbing them up and they were selling them.

  14. The Govt. doesn't like spam that exposes them! on Feds Cracking the Whip on Spammers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    On August 3rd, 1977 the 95th U.S. Congress opened hearings into the reported abuses concerning the CIA's TOP SECRET mind control research program code named MK-Ultra. On February 8th, 1988, a top-level MK-Ultra victim, Cathy O'Brien, was covertly rescued from her mind control enslavement by Intelligence insider Mark Phillips. Their seven year pursuit of Justice was stopped FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY. Trance-Formation of America exposes the truth behind this covert government program and its ultimate goal: psychological control of a nation. TRANCE-FORMATION OF AMERICA is the first documented autobiography of a victim of government mind control. Cathy O'Brien is the only vocal and recovered survivor of the Central Intelligence Agency's MK-Ultra Project Monarch operation. Tracing her path from child pornography and recruitment into the program to serving as a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave, TRANCE Formation of America is a definitive eye-witness account of government corruption that implicates some of the most prominent figures in U.S. politics.

  15. First Post? on Spy v. Spy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think that I just missed it. Damn.

  16. I know someone who hasn't seen Rambo III ! on The Post 9/11 Tech Boom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, you haven't seen Rambo III. How could the russians compete with Rambo? He was totally kicking their asses even when that Hind helicopter came out and was blowing shit away, Rambo was just like, "Suck on this you Commie-Pinkos!", and then BOOM!
    Also, how do you expect a country that can't even feed and clothe it's own people to take over another country? Yeah, that's right, the country plain fell apart remember? I run into John Rambo at the coffee shop every now and then and he told me that he hasn't received one "Thank You" card for all that work. Ingrates!

  17. WTF? on The Company Therapist (dot.com) · · Score: 1

    Who lets this guy write for slashdot? Is he real or what?

  18. Speedy Resolution on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee Whiz! I hope that all of this gets resolved before the new Britney Spears album comes out. What a predicament!

  19. Re:okay, fine - so we block on Walling off Asian E-mail to Prevent Spam · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, i have a taiwanese pen-pal that i write configuration tutorials for in flash5.0 and in the native language. and since i am so rich i send my lunch money everyday to africa. and working in the tech industry leaves me with an abundance of minutes to relax when i get home before i go to bed so i use that time to teach Exchange Server basics to the needy in bahrain. all this extra activity that i have taken on has left me with very little time to continue saving the whales.

  20. Re:Culture differences, etc. on Walling off Asian E-mail to Prevent Spam · · Score: 0

    Yes sir, correct you are! This is just another overlooked and tucked away secret that other countries outside the U.S. are as self-centric in learning about customs, histories and traditions as the U.S. is but unfortunately the only country that people cry and complain about is the U.S.

  21. Re:"unsolicitated mail is illegal" on Walling off Asian E-mail to Prevent Spam · · Score: 0

    i think this person means "commercial" e-mail. next time the world comes around, jump back on.

  22. FP? I feel lucky on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Poo-pirate rampage Tossing dumpsters in the mall Damn you, poo-pirate

  23. Debunked! on A Beautiful Mind · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This story is total balogna ( baloney ) because everyone knows that everyone that visits this site on purpose DOESN'T have a girlfriend. Nice try pal! xXxRobertDowneyJr.xXx

  24. MSFT? on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: 2, Funny

    I watch that MSFT3K all the time and they never talk about computer stuff... I am suspicious of the validity of this reference...

  25. Re:the REAL story here.. on Mac Thief Caught Thanks To Applescript & Timbuktu · · Score: 0

    "...and then bam, no cartoons for a week!" classic! pure quality!