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  1. It's a Buggy Life on Major Browsers Have JS Pop-Up Flaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boy well, you just pop right up there, doncha!

  2. Re:Switching ends? on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: 3, Funny


    if(CPU_TYPE == INTEL) {

    transparently_handle_endian_issues(filehandle); // thank you very much

    } else {

    use_old_endian_issues(filehandle);

    }

  3. That's great on 2-Year OpenOffice High School Case Study · · Score: 1

    Any word on when 2.0 will finally make it out of beta? Like it was supposed to in March or April or May?

  4. Re:When you have an model as beautiful as COM... on Nothing of .Net in Longhorn? · · Score: 1

    Actually it would be more like giving Whistler's Mother a facelift.

  5. desktop search on Microsoft Finalizes Its Desktop Search Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    next time I need help finding my desktop I'll give'em a jingle jangle.

  6. Re:We're Just Spoiled ! on Johnny Can So Program · · Score: 1

    Money in the bank rots away from inflation.

  7. Re:Wow on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 1

    ah yes I was forgetting

    Good Point :D

  8. Wow on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 5, Funny

    The commenters on Paul's site are even more juvenile than we are.

  9. Transformers BREAK DANCE on 'Transformers' Live Action Movie from DreamWorks? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, it could still be really cool and quite inexpensive...

    ...if they made it something like this!

    plus explosions of course.

    oh yes.

  10. Re: Getting Rid of E-mail on Donald Knuth On NPR · · Score: 1

    "What seems strange to me about this is that getting thousands of letters a year is the same as getting e-mails, just in a different form."

    Emails are distracting because they arrive through your main work implement: your computer. Mailboxes are easily ignored except for once-a-day checking & sorting.

    People who are serious about getting things done keep their email clients closed, turn off auto-notification, and check their email at set times.

  11. Re:This post is wonderful on Linspire Five-0 First Look · · Score: 1

    good for you, but GIMP is widely acclaimed as a useability disaster.

  12. Not man into hell, but god into earth. on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "In a lot of ways, ('Tron') was a movie about a man venturing into hell. Our job will be to keep the humanity as he ventures into an unreal world."

    Actually, in many more ways it was a movie about a god venturing incarnate into the world.

    "Do you believe in the users?"

    "Of course! I mean, if there are no users, then...who wrote me?"

    The oh-so transparent metaphors of atheism versus belief in a higher power are draped all over the movie.

  13. Re:Bravo on Berkeley Researchers Analyze Florida Voting Patterns · · Score: 1

    > The election was not stolen.
    Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.


    Yeah, love the 'guilty until proven innocent' approach here.

    "Your honor, I plead not guilty."

    "Objection! Assumes facts not yet in evidence!!"

  14. Re:Wonder what happens to Michael Moore on Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List · · Score: 1
    "Kenneth Star spent upwards to $50 Million dollars investigating Clinton and all he could show at the end of it was that Billy lied about getting a blow job."
    Mr Starr spent less than $40 million. That is roughly 8 million less than the Iran Contra scandal which dragged on for six years and resulted in only 3 convictions upheld. Mr Starr's investigation resulted in 15 convictions or guilty pleas.
    1. AK Gov. Jim Guy Tucker 3 counts of fraud felony convictions (Tucker resigned facing impeachment)
    2. Neal Ainley - 2 misdemeanors for embezzlement
    3. Jim McDougal convicted on 18 counts of fraud and conspiracy felony
    4. Susan McDougal convicted on 4 counts of felony (pardoned during Clinton's last minute pardonfest)
    5. William J. Marks Sr - conspiracy
    6. Stephen Smith - conspiracy
    7. Larry Kuca - Fraud
    8. David Hale - guilty plea conspiracy
    9. Chris Wade - felony - Whitewater real-estate investor
    10. John Haley - fraud
    11. Robert Palmer - felony for conspiracy
    12. Charles Matthews - guilty plea for bribery
    13. Eugene Fitzhugh - Whitewater - bribery
    14. Webster Hubbell - #2 ranking Justice Dept. Official - felony for embezzlement and fraud
    15. John Latham - CEO of Madison Bank - bank fraud
  15. Re:What about garbage? on Two New Saturnian Moons · · Score: 1

    To the degree that there is room for politics in the science community, there is room for flying chunks of crap.

    -JD

  16. Re:Indeed : ) on Olympics to Have Massive Surveillance Network · · Score: 1

    So who whacked whose nest first?

  17. There are STILL vaxen??? on VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy crap! Did the phrase "Y2K" mean nothing to these people?!?

  18. Re:Companies can contract without folding on Should Sun Just Fold Now? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Think: cold-war"

    Just curious...was the outcome of the cold-war unsatisfactory in your opinion?

    "The difference is now we're dealing as much with corporate entities as with foreign cultures."

    Actually, that's not exactly new either.

  19. WHAT in the hey on Are You Reporting Your Internet Purchases? · · Score: 1

    Will someone please explain how NO LESS THAN NINETEEN STATES are doing something so obviously unconstitutional and no one is calling them on it ?????????

  20. Famous misquote from the old Batman show on The State of OpenGL · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Touch one hair on her head and I'll render you limb from limb!"

  21. oh on Probable Solution Found for ECC2-109 Challenge · · Score: 1

    Now get on the ball and crack this already.

    -JD

  22. Re:Completely misses the point! on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase the quote, this is a clear case where 90% of women give the other ten percent a bad name :)

  23. Re:The author, Paul Murphy... on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: 1

    Especially if they weren't actually eunuchs until they were thrown out the window.

  24. Re:Yes, horrible plagiarism! on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shakespeare did use subject material from other writers as well as his own. Copying subject material is not plagiarism, neither does Shakespeare's genius lie in his subject matter.

    Shakespeare's genius was that he had a "music" all his own. He could craft a sentence with devastating effect. He was a wordsmith. This was what saved him from being a crappy playwright. Other people can say the same things, but their music is not the same.

  25. Re:hmmm on Next Generation Mail Clients Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    You call that music?