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VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall

Snot Locker writes "An informative piece at ComputerWorld talks about how VAX users are anticipating the costly migration to more modern systems. Several noteworthy tidbits, including hints of the port of OpenVMS to Itanium and the tale of VAX systems that have not had a reboot in 6 years!"

463 comments

  1. Oh man! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't see THAT coming!

    1. Re:Oh man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Should I even ask how the first post on the page gets a redundant MOD? Especially when it's supposed to be funny?

    2. Re:Oh man! by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Should I even ask how the first post on the page gets a redundant MOD? Especially when it's supposed to be funny?

      Not addressing this specific post, but if the first post was something along the lines of "I for one welcome our new VAX overlords" or "In Soviet Russia..." then it would be redundant since the joke has been made before just not in this article.

    3. Re:Oh man! by narcc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It'll get sorted out in meta moderation

    4. Re:Oh man! by menkhaura · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No one asked, so I ask:
      How the first post on the page gets a redundant MOD?

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    5. Re:Oh man! by batboy78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And you saw THIS coming. Only the next evolution in VAX hardware.

    6. Re:Oh man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because it repeats something in the article? Huh? It doesn't, you say, it just makes an ironic quip?

      Must be moderator stupidity, then. It's not unheard of.

  2. Don't trash them if you don't have to. by grub · · Score: 5, Informative


    If any VAXs admins are reading this and are preparing to send their machines to the landfill, why not check to see if your hardware is on OpenBSD's wanted hardware list? They actively maintain a native VAX port (and it's damn good geek karma!)

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    1. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Makes sense. Dead OS, dead hardware.

      Fact: *BSD is dying

    2. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No no no,

      It's frigging excellent geek Karma...

      Let's face it, the only guy getting better Karma than you is the maintainer on the OpenBSD Vax port...

      After all, you're just donating endangered hardware, he is actively developping for it...

      But, it's not wasted work kids, not as long as we have a VAX emulator!

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    3. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by davecb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can do the inverse: contract with a private VAX maintainer/junkyard to keep your machines running. Of course, everyone can't do that, as then there's be no spares (;-))

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    4. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Makes sense. Dead OS, dead hardware."

      Interesting thought...however, it IS nice to read about OS/Hardware that was built and still operates today.....before 'rebooting' was thought of as a common, regular occurance.

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    5. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      If any VAXs admins are reading this and are preparing to send their machines to the landfill, why not check to see if your hardware is on OpenBSD's wanted hardware list? They actively maintain a native VAX port (and it's damn good geek karma!)

      Because we care about our machines enough to not want them to have to run a low grade O/S like UNIX.

      Seriously, if someone has a Vax that they are decomissioning the chances that there is much worth salvaging are slim. The Vax line was EOL back in 1991 when the Alpha systems came out.

      These are not fast systems, the alpha line is the fast stuff and even that is now EOL. So the Vax is now two generations back.

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    6. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by jd · · Score: 1

      There's a port of Linux to the VAX architecture, as well. Oh, and there's a VMS layer you can patch the Linux kernel with, too, called FreeVMS. These are seperate projects, both seem to be stalled, but if they were ever actually finished would seriously make an impact on businesses running older software and/or hardware.

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    7. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People run software on Vax's. Not operating sytems.

      NetBSD will serve no purpose other than to watch them boot into a shell prompt.

    8. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by christophersaul · · Score: 1

      I don't see how. If you want to run Linux in a business environment you can buy some new hardware to run it on, which would make much more sense than using your old VAX machine. Equally, what apps are of any use for Linux on a VAX? If the VMS layer you mention provides emulation of some sort, you'd likely have no support from your application vendor, so it would still be useless.

  3. 6 years of uptime? by inkdesign · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seems to me that 6 years of uptime will have most likely saved the company about as much money as it would cost to migrate to an updated system.

    1. Re:6 years of uptime? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1, Funny

      Possibly, but that money went into a CEO's golden parachute.

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    2. Re:6 years of uptime? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      My current employer had a VAX that had some monstrous uptime as well. But in the end the bootdisk failed, and the system couldn't be brought up at all. It proved an easy way to migrate users off of the system - a migration that had been in the works for the past 5 years. Now I hear the same thing is planned for our Alpha GS/140. I mean, to migrate off of it, not to have the bootdisk fail...

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    3. Re:6 years of uptime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uptime in and of itself doesnt 'save' money. Downtime *can* cost money, but it is not necessarily so.

      With these issues you need to see what the costs of uptime are; for a majority of companies and/or purposes, it doesnt amount to much. Non-critical applications are much better off on lower cost systems which are easy to admin. Linux isnt too bad with this, but unless you have an inhouse expert (Im not talking some guy who does Linux in his spare time at home, Im talking about a bonfide expert), which is expensive in itself if he is only supporting one machine. With the huge amount of Windows NT/2000/2003 experts, and the fact that you can use them for more than just situational events, its best to utilize them.

      Either way, you are better off utilizing in-house talent than relying on costly outside consultants.

    4. Re:6 years of uptime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Downtime *can* cost money, but it is not necessarily so.

      Troll....

    5. Re:6 years of uptime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Give the linux admin cfengine and he'll be able to handle hundreds of linux servers, and won't be running around like a headless chicken windoze admin.

    6. Re:6 years of uptime? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

      What they didn't say was, yes, it was 6 Years without a reboot, but 7 years without a user. /me ducks for cover

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    7. Re:6 years of uptime? by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It proved an easy way to migrate users off of the system - a migration that had been in the works for the past 5 years.


      How did you migrate, to what system? We have some VAXen where I work and, even though we are as satisfied as every one who has worked with a VAX, they will eventually have to be put to sleep. Everything about migration from VAX interests me.

    8. Re:6 years of uptime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now I hear the same thing is planned for our Alpha GS/140. I mean, to migrate off of it, not to have the bootdisk fail...

      The disk has its own plans :-)

    9. Re:6 years of uptime? by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      If the staff couldn't bring the system up without the boot disk they were incompetent.

    10. Re:6 years of uptime? by Zeromous · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Today I just replaced a TK87 drive on a VAX cluster. I mused that in my 7 years in working the computer room I have never witnessed nor heard od a VAX machine crashing to the point where it was unusuable.

      Sure I've blown disks, and this is about the third time I've replaced a toasted DLT drive. But I have never had to shut the bloody thing off.

      Today, I ripped the plug off the rack powering down the cdrom and DLT. Pulled out the bad drive, swapped in the new, in about 30 seconds.

      Still works like a charm.

      Makes me wonder what sort of crack the designer of Windows NT was smoking between his DEC and microsoft days.....

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    11. Re:6 years of uptime? by FireAtWill · · Score: 1

      In a VAX/VMS shop I used to work in our biggest problem was that because we rebooted so infrequently, we had no idea what to expect when we finally did. We'd have 18 months worth of new installs and invariably some necessary servers and/or processes would not make their way into the boot script.

    12. Re:6 years of uptime? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      Most of the stuff ended up on Alpha or NT4 boxen.

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    13. Re:6 years of uptime? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      I would say less incompetent and more sly in their ways to 'push' a migration while saying "See? We told you this was going to happen!"

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    14. Re:6 years of uptime? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I wonder what sort of monstrous task you demand of your GS140 that it cannot handle. Oh, that's right - it's probably no practical reason, just some know-nothing in management that wants everything to run on Windows.

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    15. Re:6 years of uptime? by operagost · · Score: 1

      He dismissed clustering as unimportant. That is why Microsoft is playing catch-up with Windows.

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    16. Re:6 years of uptime? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      ...actually, you're half right. It's UNIX they want to move to.

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    17. Re:6 years of uptime? by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      "But in the end the bootdisk failed, and the system couldn't be brought up at all."

      What ? You mean you don't know how to boot a VAX off a tape or tape cartridge ?

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    18. Re:6 years of uptime? by Xilman · · Score: 1
      Give the linux admin cfengine and he'll be able to handle hundreds of linux servers, and won't be running around like a headless chicken windoze admin.

      Someone admining hundreds of windoze boxes ought to be running SMS instead of running around like a headless chicken. SMS may not be perfect but it does a good job.

      Paul

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  4. Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by jrj102 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, I worked on campus in the IT department all through college back in the early 90s. We had a VAX that ran pretty much everything, and I don't think it was rebooted a single time the entire time I worked there. When students started demanding shell accounts to access the Internet (remember, we're talking pre-Mosaic here) we just added a couple extra hard drives to the VAX to provide enough space for all the students to have a couple meg of storage, and the system handled the load without a problem. We're talking about a fairly large (10.000 student) system here... it just worked. Nary a hiccup.

    These are rock-solid systems that are trouble-free to the point of being kind of silly... but replacement parts were hard to find even back then. (Their VAX had been purchased in the 80s I think.)

    The article mentions a VAX emulator that sounds like a much better option than the one chosen by the school I worked for back in the day: an unbeleivably expensive (nearly million-dollar) migration to an Oracle solution that never did really wind up working. (They have since migrated many of the processes to PAPER for crying out loud.)

    --- JRJ

    1. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      How many of those 10,000 students were actively using that machine any given semester?

    2. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by jrj102 · · Score: 1

      Oh, of course-- I didn't mean 10,000 simultaneous users. In a given day during peak hours I would estimate (and my memory is a bit fuzzy here-- it's been a decade) around 200-300 users online.

    3. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by deputydink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Years ago i had an RS/6000 AIX machine that ran a program called COBOL RESOURCE, it was essentially a VAX emulator that would run Cobol and RPG programs.
      It also provided a very nice pseudo-shell with a VAX coding toolchain. The best part of it was that the system was simply made up of AIX executables and shared libraries, so we were able to integrate with our existing shell and awk programs.

      Not sure who made it, but it was a great program, and is still running to this day which is 8 years since used it. Additionally, the original VAX code was at least 10 years old. So, i figure we'll never be rid of VAX, at least in spirit, as emulators give old code a new life.

    4. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by ewilts · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I didn't mean 10,000 simultaneous users. In a given day during peak hours I would estimate (and my memory is a bit fuzzy here-- it's been a decade) around 200-300 users online.
      I was the OpenVMS group lead for a government entity that had a user base of 10,000, 6 (SIX!) Vaxes, and a simultaneous user count of over 3,300. We were told by DEC at the time that we had the world record. I'm damn proud of that and the people I worked with to make that happen. Although I left there a few years later, the group maintained the cluster uptime and the last I heard they were over 7 years. The cluster at my new location has been up continuously for over 5 years - through data center power outages (we're split between 2 data centers).
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    5. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by ScouseMouse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, VMS was my first encounter with a production grade operating system.
      I ended up with DCL scripts to do loads of things when i was at Uni in Bolton UK.
      Unfortunately, the SYSOP was a damn good Vax hacker, and had the system locked down so we couldnt do a great deal of experimentation without him knowing. he certainly used a lot of fanfold keeping it that way though.
      I believe they actually still have some Vax's there, although as most of the normal lusers have been migrated to NT, I suppose the system is easier to keep pristine now without us lot there :-)

      VMS was pretty secure out of the box. certainly more secure than Unix is by default. Also the process permission way of doing things is far nicer than unix's root/non-root designation. (Actually i think Linux V2.6 has something similar now, have to check)

      Oh happy days.

    6. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Fouquet · · Score: 1

      We're still running one for some email accounts and other things in my department!

    7. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you added a couple extra harddrives... without rebooting?

    8. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by ScouseMouse · · Score: 1

      Hmm, VAX hardware can survive a lot. (I've seen one reboot ok after a lightening strike killed most of the LAN it was connected to, ah the joys of Thinnet) but i dunno about that.

      Actually if you have a few machines clustered, you may be able to turn off one of the machines to install the hardware without bringing service to a standstill. Clustering is VMS's real strength, VMS had it 10 years before it was done in Unix land.

    9. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by tommasz · · Score: 1

      At one time, probably the early/mid 80's, Rochester Institute of Technology's VAXen were record holders for number of simultaneous users. It required a lot of work to keep them going, but even stressed as they were the uptime was orders of magnitude better than the Xerox Sigma systems they replaced.

    10. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by matuscak · · Score: 1

      you added a couple extra harddrives... without rebooting?
      Sure, DEC designed these with uptime in mind. The drives were probably on a HSC storage controller, a separate box with serial interfaces to the drives (think a SAN). If you had the ports in the HSC you could add drives and the cluster wouldnt miss a beat.

    11. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      In the early 1990's I supported a system that ran on both VAX/VMS and Unix HP/AIX/Sun/SGI...

      For each major release the VMS build was hands down the most trouble free for any changes to OS or hardware.

      Like others have said....IT JUST WORKS.

      My theory is that the DEC sales guys had a poor golf game and couldn't hold their liquer. Otherwise they had a very cost effective solution. Maybe they were their own worst enemy in terms of getting repeat customers while market share whittled away bit by bit.

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    12. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by VAXcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Adding drives while the system was running, no problem at all. VAXclusters had Heirarchical Storage Controllers, you could connect a drive and all the systems connected to the cluster would discover it and create a UCB for it. You could them INIT and MOUNT it and start using it. We had one lf the largest clusters in the Southwest here, and did this any number of times. Removing one was slightly more work, if you wanted to avoid the mixed blessing that was Mount Verifcation.

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    13. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by bcrowell · · Score: 3, Informative
      VMS was actually a nice system in many ways. The file system had versioning built in, which was really convenient. I liked the way the error messages were all formatted so they began with unique identifiers like %STARWARS-E-SILICONMELTED, so you could look up the message in the documentation to find out more about it. File versioning may be an example of how the Unix filesystem has become sort of the bare-bones de facto standard for the internet, which is kind of a shame, because in some ways it's impoverished.

      Systems dudes I worked with also thought VMS's real-time features beat the **** out of Unix, but I'm not an expert on that.

      Do science labs still run VMS on alphas, or are they going the way of the dinosaur?

    14. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      I remember in 1984, UCSC had a few VAXen running 4.2BSD (Just BDS, no bloody open, net or free). There was a 11/780 for class work (school paid accounts), and a 11/750 for class work (user paid accounts).

      Towards the end of the semester, when we were all running Modula-2 compiles, we had the load average on the 780 up over 70, and the load average on the 750 over 40. Neither one crashed. It may have taken 5 minutes to respond to a keystroke, but it eventually did respond.

      Rock Solid.

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    15. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact: VAX is dying

    16. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by operagost · · Score: 1

      All you needed was a hot-swap backplane. This could be in the chassis itself (on most modern Alphas) or more likely on a storage shelf. Once the disk was installed, you typed MCR SYSMAN IO AUTOCONFIGURE (Alpha) or MCR SYSGEN AUTOCONFIGURE ALL (VAX) to detect them.

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    17. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether that would be Wang's COBOL ReSource, which has been available for AIX on RS/6000 and HP/UX on HP-9000 since its release in 1993?

      If so, there was nothing of "emulation" in it whatsoever. COBOL ReSource provides the look and feel of the Wang VS with Wang's COBOL 85, Procedure Language, principal VS utilities, Job Queue, Print Queue, and very capable PDMS file system. The compiler is of a modern design that generates an intermediate language, translates that into native assembly language, then invoke the native assembler and linker. No pseudocode or interpretation is used.

      Both the Wang VS and COBOL ReSource are still alive and kicking.

      COBOL ReSource

      VS WebCenter

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    18. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      I really doubt if there was anything in history quite as unreliable as the Xerox Sigma series. I worked for XDS for about 6 years. The disk drives (2nd rate CDC's) leaked hydraulic fluid.

      Good engineers were a little hard to come by -- one gentleman from a certain Asian subcontinent with many letters after his name was asked to clean one of the extremely precious spare RAMAC drives (remember them?) for NASA's DSN. He took MEK and four-ought steel wool and got that brown stuff off two platters before they caught him.

      I remember that a lot of the timesharing system engineers (the good ones) left after the Sigma 9 fiasco to a place back east, Maynard Mass. to work for a new minicomputer company that was going to do something better than UTS.

      When the company was failing, we joked that Fairchild and Honeywell were buying us out, and the restructured company would be named Farewell Honeychild.

      So there is at least some common thread from UTS through VMS to WNT. Don't think Dave Cutler was there at XDS though.

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    19. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      One VAX at Apple in Cupertino (Bandley One) had a major chunk of ceiling fall on it during a major quake. I think there were a couple of IO retrys, couple of syserrs logged, but otherwise continued without a glitch. A rack of drives rocked over and fell against a wall. They had to shut down the system because they were afraid a disk crash might happen if they just pushed them back upright.

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    20. Re:Ah, the VAX... I miss it. by shm · · Score: 1

      I hated the versioning feature. Combined with the stupid syntax for creating and using directories - "SET DIRECTORY=thank-good-ness-I-don't-remember-this-cr ap-anymore" - it left my directories in a mess.

      It was SET VERSION-LIMIT=1 for me. Then my boss came along and tried to edit some code for me - yes, it was that long ago when bosses could write code - screwed up (he could write code, but being the boss, he was allowed to screw up, right) and tried to roll back.

      Uhoh.

  5. It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a computer that has literally run from since before Windows 98 existed until now without being rebooted.

    Hell, with the critical-update-du-jour lately, it's probably hard for Windows users to imagine a computer that's been running since the previous week without being rebooted.

    1. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad part about this is that while funny, it's not far from the truth (especially pre Windows 2000).

      Where's my "uptime" command for MS Windows?

    2. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by McDutchie · · Score: 4, Informative
      Where's my "uptime" command for MS Windows?

      Right here.

    3. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooo thanks...i always just looked to see how long my nic was connected to the network.

      which i might add i am currently at 61 days uptime which i think is a windows record for me.

    4. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Hell, with the critical-update-du-jour lately, it's probably hard for Windows users to imagine a computer that's been running since the previous week without being rebooted.

      Microsoft's DCE and DCOM implementations have been ported to OpenVMS, line by line, including those lines which contain the critical buffer overflow bugs. Maybe that's why these systems fit into Windows environments so nicely. 8-)

    5. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by jojo900 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      System Requirements
      One of the following is required:

      # Windows NT Server 4.0 with Service Pack 4 or later.
      # Windows 2000 Server
      # Windows 2000 Professional

      WinXP is not even considered!

    6. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Some things never change. *NIX people talking about Windows uptime is like Win* people talking about *NIX GUIs.

      At least the *NIX snobs don't automaticly assume we are talking about NT server or some other Win* server OS when we say that Win* is better for some things... at least not quite as much.

      I mean, 3 years ago I would defend Windows as a desktop OS where uptime was not the primary consideration, and people would automaticly jump on me for touting NT server which I totally wasn't doing. I would never do that.

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    7. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Computerguy5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I just used it on Windows XP Professional without trouble. YMMV

    8. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's probably hard for Windows users to imagine a computer that's been running since the previous week without being rebooted.
      ... and any Windows computer left connected to the Internet since last week without being rebooted, will have been hijacked by at least 3 different groups of hackers.

    9. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by pklinken · · Score: 1

      Not only hard to imagine, but also a waste of power for most Windows users.

    10. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by nazsco · · Score: 1

      if a windows box runs for more then a week without a reboot it can only mean that you skipped you'r daily windowsupdate fix.

      ha! you probably have a dozen worms by now (and if you had had you windowsupdate fix, you'd have only 2 of them)

    11. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by typhoonius · · Score: 1

      If you have Windows XP Pro or Windows Server 2003, you can use the "systeminfo" command instead of that extremely old utility.

    12. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that has something to do with "Last Updated: Wednesday, December 29, 1999"?

    13. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      WIn2k.
      I reboot it every six months, whether it needs it or not.
      the only excellent products to come out of redmond are Dos 4, Win98se and win2k; everything lese deserves the scorn that is heaped upon it.

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    14. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that has something to do with "Last Updated: Wednesday, December 29, 1999"?

      But is it Y2K friendly?

    15. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the "Look out!" trolls, too, it appears.

    16. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by chickenmonger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try the "systeminfo" command. This will give you, among other things, the system uptime. This works on Windows XP, but it may not on previous Windows'.

    17. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT loving swine!

    18. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by SnoBall · · Score: 1

      It is hard to imagine that... I used to get up to 3 days of uptime with my 98 box. However, my dad put Malfuntioning Edition on here, and there went my uptime down teh crapper. And now, I barely get more than a day (in fact, it is hard for me to get a day of uptime.) :-(

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    19. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say what you will, but I have an NT server that had over a year of uptime--and it could have been much more. It was on a closed network, which is of course, the key to that success. We eventually decided to apply OS patches and that forced a reboot, but it wasn't particularly required. The fact is, if you are running a specific and fixed set of software on a closed environment, uptime is not so difficult to achieve, even on NT.

    20. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      Dos 4
      ::choke, cough, gasp:: Did you say DOS 4?! Ugh.
      DOS 3.3 was very good. 5 was okay. 6.22 was pretty good, although not being able to boot without the goddamned compression driver even if you weren't using it was a pain.
      4 was just evil.
      win2k
      XP Pro is essentially 2K Pro with a cleaner interface (once you turn off all the Luna crap). It's more stable and tends to boot faster on the same hardware than 2K Pro.
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    21. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      Ran it on XP Pro Server (more or less the same as XP Pro). Worked fine.

      ND

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    22. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      "XP Pro is essentially 2K Pro with a cleaner interface (once you turn off all the Luna crap). It's more stable and tends to boot faster on the same hardware than 2K Pro."

      Yeah, in my regular re-install of my desktop machine, I decided to try XP rather than W2K again. A bit of configuration has gotten it to look a lot like W2K. Although it hasn't been long enough for me to say much about stability, the boot time is definitly improved.

      ND

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    23. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Kardamon · · Score: 2, Informative

      ::choke, cough, gasp:: Did you say DOS 4?! Ugh.

      Maybe the grandparent poster means the preemptive real-mode multitasking DOS 4 which was created by MS but never shipped.

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    24. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Well, they did ship it, just not retail.
      I'm not saying I would still be using it or anything, just like I don't use Win98se for anything but hardware that requires it for proper function. But it was really, really, cool.

      as to WinXp pro. hah. ahahha.
      There is no added "stability". there is no added "functionability". they did the same thing with WinXP as they did with WinME; screwed up a decent operating system by adding components that are unstable, un-necessary, and insecure.

      I've seen people claim that XP runs faster than win2k. this is possible in one way, and one way only; if the software is optimized for XP.
      this has been verified multiple times.

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    25. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      as to WinXp pro. hah. ahahha. There is no added "stability". there is no added "functionability". they did the same thing with WinXP as they did with WinME; screwed up a decent operating system by adding components that are unstable, un-necessary, and insecure.
      So, haven't used it, huh?
      I've seen people claim that XP runs faster than win2k. this is possible in one way, and one way only; if the software is optimized for XP.
      So, haven't used it, huh?
      this has been verified multiple times
      By whom?
      I'm no Windows/Microsoft apologist. I recognize what sucks, what's insecure, what's downright dangerous. There's no reason, though, for blatant untruths and paranoia.
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    26. Re:It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I alpha and early beta tested it. officially even.
      I've used it. I don't have any problems with people using Xp pro, unless they are working in a high security needs environment.
      it's just not as good as win2k.

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  6. Getting Rid of The Obvious by WombatControl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ComputerWorld confirms: VAX is dying

    In all seriousness, the fact that VAX is still around is a testament to how damn well engineered those machines are.

    1. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

      How long have people been saying Microsoft is going to die after {insert some seemingly-major-but-actually-minor event here}?

      How long have people been saying Apple's really dead this time? Don't worry, it's cyclical; don't let the iPod's sudden acceptance fool you?

      Hell, they said diesel would never take hold in the USA again, but but look what Benz and VW are starting to do.

      How long will be hear that VAX is dead before prediction become reality?

    2. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by Tassach · · Score: 1
      How long will be hear that VAX is dead before prediction become reality?
      About 5 years after the last Amiga user gives up the ghost.
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    3. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by Library+Spoff · · Score: 1

      My first ever experience of networked computers was on vax. Telnet`ng over JANET thru imperial college london to get on the net. Then I got an Athena account, discovered MOSAIC. Not long after this I dropped out.... *hmmm* was there a link...

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    4. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      the fact that VAX is still around is a testament to how damn well engineered those machines are.

      And the fact that DEC, the company that build those VAXen, went tits-up five years ago is a testament to how unprofitable it is to build machines that are engineered so well that they never need to be replaced...

    5. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 5 years after the last Amiga user gives up the ghost.

      Well, I called the hospital and there's no change in his condition.

    6. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by brilliant-mistake · · Score: 1

      True, I guess, but why does our economic system punish companies for building well-engineered, reliable products? Seems like the obvious problem with capitalism. Not that I'm a big fan of communism or socialism, I'm just saying...

    7. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by afidel · · Score: 1

      DEC didn't go tits-up, it was bought by Compaq who was then bought by HP. HP then had a quandry on their hands, they had AlphaServer, VAX, HP 3000/9000, NonStop and SuperDome large systems lines. Obviously some of it had to be cut so they cut Alpha and the already EOL VAX stuff and migrated those users to newer hardware running OpenVMS or HPUX. HP 3000/9000 they put on a long term EOL with unfortunatly no real migration plan other than moving to one of HP's new large system lines. If you want to see the road map HP has a ppt presentation here.

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    8. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't think this really shows any problem with our economic system. I think it merely shows a big problem with the way people think and operate; instead of looking for high-quality, reliable solutions to problems, most people buy glitzy, cheap, poorly-made products. The high-quality solution is obviously going to be more expensive, so most people choose the cheap, unreliable one instead.

      In the computer world, this made things even worse: due to "de-facto" standards and "marketshare", a company that pushed crappy, cheap products (Microsoft) was able to become a de-facto standard. When this happened, it made the reliable alternatives like VAX very useless because they couldn't interoperate.

    9. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious by goatan · · Score: 1
      And the fact that DEC, the company that build those VAXen, went tits-up five years ago is a testament to how unprofitable it is to build machines that are engineered so well that they never need to be replaced...

      It's Sad but true. It also shows how stupid some people are buying the same faulty product that breaks again and again.

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  7. MicroVax by pinkfalcon · · Score: 1

    so what do I do with that MicroVax in my garage that I never cracked the root password on?

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    1. Re:MicroVax by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Get a VMS license for it or install a BSD on it. At least put it in a more dignified place.

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    2. Re:MicroVax by CrypticSpawn · · Score: 1

      Hmm, sell it to me if it still works. :)

    3. Re:MicroVax by VAXcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it's got VMS loaded, cracking the root password is no sweat at all. Ya do a converstional boot (this is done differently on different MicroVaxen, usually b/1 or b/r5:1 on themore common ones at the >>> power on prompt). Then, when you get the prompt, SET /STARTUP OPA0:, and SET WRITESYSPARAMS 0, and then CONTINUE. VMS will boot with the console as the startup file. At the $ prompt, type SPAWN, then at the next prompt, @SYS$SYSTEM:STARTUP. The system will be fully up and you will be logged in as SYSTEM, full privs. Ya then gotta run sys$system:authorize, and create yerself an account. This is in the VMS FAQ, so I'm not giving away any secrets here.. If it's running some UNIX variant, I got no idea...

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    4. Re:MicroVax by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Give it to me. Then all I need is a copy of VMS, and I'm good to go :)

      Ah yes, elderly VMS hackers. You kids, with your GNU, and your EMACS. You don't know what real programming is until you've learned what the difference is between EVE and TPU.

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    5. Re:MicroVax by corngrower · · Score: 1

      EVE and TPU? I used EDI. (roughly equivalent to UNIX's ed)

    6. Re:MicroVax by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Sure you're not thinking of EDT?

      Not sure what EDI was, if it's not EDT.

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    7. Re:MicroVax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Get a VMS license for it or install a BSD on it. At least put it in a more dignified place.

      For god's sake, what for? Quit using electricity to power this old crap. You could get an old Pentium system running Linux that would run circles around that piece of garbage and use a tenth of the elctricity of a VAX.

    8. Re:MicroVax by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Problem was, when you did that you got a different SYSUAF, and they weren't transitive.

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  8. Uh? VAX? What year is this? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    The distant past called....

    1. Re:Uh? VAX? What year is this? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      The distant past called.... ...from a galaxy far, far away...

    2. Re:Uh? VAX? What year is this? by gclef · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The distant past called...

      ...and they're wondering what the hell we did to screw up our computers so badly.

    3. Re:Uh? VAX? What year is this? by ALecs · · Score: 1
      ...and they're wondering what the hell we did to screw up our computers so badly.

      We made them affordable to the average household.

    4. Re:Uh? VAX? What year is this? by Hobart · · Score: 2, Funny
      Unix & C design philosophy:
      "I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was
      error recovery code. He said, "We left all that stuff out. If there's an error,
      we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes,
      and you holler down the hall, 'Hey, reboot it.'"
      Tom van Vleck and Dennis Ritchie about Multics <-> UNIX relationship
      Also, read:
      Worse is Better
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  9. Big Deal... by arcanumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    No reboot in 6 years?
    Hahaha....i have a computer that has not had a reboot in almost 10 years.
    In fact it's still somewhere in the closet.
    I should plug it in sometime....

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    1. Re:Big Deal... by CrypticSpawn · · Score: 1

      LOL that is hilarious!!!

    2. Re:Big Deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No reboot in 6 years?
      Hahaha....i have a computer that has not had a reboot in almost 10 years.
      In fact it's still somewhere in the closet.
      I should plug it in sometime....


      What OS are you running? I have an old computer stacked up in my closet running Windows 98, but I still have to take it out, hook it up and reboot it at least once a month.

  10. UNC-Chapel Hill? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1


    Sounds like the way people at UNC-Chapel Hill accessed the internet, circa 1994 - via dialup shells, PINE, and FTP, all through a single VAX box.

    1. Re:UNC-Chapel Hill? by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      I did my CS work (ADA and C) at WVU on a VAX shell circa 92ish. Also worked a year at one of the computer labs tearing print jobs off of the printer. Kinda miss that old system.

      Ahh, those were the days. That was when USENET = Internet for most people and "the Web" was an appendix in an O'Reiley book.

    2. Re:UNC-Chapel Hill? by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the way it was accessed in 1991, also, from the basement of Phillips Hall.

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    3. Re:UNC-Chapel Hill? by Digz · · Score: 1

      Internet? Heck, I was attending Xavier University in 1992 and was dying for the Internet. Back then we were still on Bitnet. :)

      Digz

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  11. Reboots by bwindle2 · · Score: 1

    Our vendor offically recommends we reboot our OpenVMS mainframe (ES47) once a week... when I first started here I laughed at that, until I saw how crappy the code our vendor had running on top of the box (full of memory leaks, processes that would loop and suck up 100% CPU). In three years, our Mainframe has never crashed, never needed to be "just rebooted"; it has worked, no questions asked. However, I will comment that VMS is *ugly*.

    1. Re:Reboots by Tassach · · Score: 1
      However, I will comment that VMS is *ugly*.
      It's not just ugly, it's fugly. But then, so is Unix and it's spawn.

      Like *nix, VMS is user-friendly: it's just very selective on who it's friends are.

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    2. Re:Reboots by hearingaid · · Score: 1

      Help is easier than man, though. So there :)

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    3. Re:Reboots by bangalla · · Score: 1

      VMS Help is without a doubt the best help and documentation system on any operating system. It was easy for newbies, but allowed advanced users to get exactly the information they wanted.

      Man I love using VMS......

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  12. 6 year uptimes... by NerveGas · · Score: 5, Interesting


    About a year ago, we switched data centers, and had to power down our rack of x86 machines running Linux. A couple of them had redundancy in hardware (power supplies, RAID arrays, etc.), but the majority of them, working as a load-balanced web farm, had no redundancy at all.

    Out of the rack of machines, nearly all of them had been up for the full two years that they'd been in the data center. Of the few that hadn't been up the entire time, *one* had a power supply die, the others were shut down for hardware upgrades.

    Now, a year later, all of the machines are still up and running. I really don't have any doubt that a fair number of them would have achieved 6-year uptimes, had they been left in place long enough.

    steve

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    1. Re:6 year uptimes... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      So, wait, you're running a year old kernel with known exploits on your entire server farm?

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    2. Re:6 year uptimes... by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      The kernel exploits are local exploits only. Unless you have untrustworthy users, there's no security issue.

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    3. Re:6 year uptimes... by Electrum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The kernel exploits are local exploits only. Unless you have untrustworthy users, there's no security issue.

      Wrong. A local root exploit means any remote exploit becomes a remote root exploit.

    4. Re:6 year uptimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dead power supply was enough to bring it down?

      I'm not trolling - I'm just curious. My understanding is that IBM mainframes have backup power supplies that kick in to maintain uptime, then dial "home" to tell the support people that the machine needs a second powersupply.

    5. Re:6 year uptimes... by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets say that he is running a old version of Apache or MySQL and he has no access to the outside world with these machines AND he has it firewalled off so only TCP port 80 can connect to his app. That would take care of the security issues.

      Yes someone internal "could" possibly try and hack in, but in most shops that same user could walk in to the computer room and unplug the servers...

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    6. Re:6 year uptimes... by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Incorrect. A local root exploit means any remote shell-access exploit becomes a remote root exploit. There are plenty of remote exploit that don't give you shell access.

      However, your point is a good one, if overstated.

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    7. Re:6 year uptimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to have Compaq "Proliant" servers that had these redundant powersupplies.
      We had 4 of these servers, each with 2 powersupplies.
      On this small number, we had 4 failing supllies in about 5 years.

      At the same time, we had 250 PC systems with the usual cheap powesupplies. At most 2 of them failed during the same time.

      Conclusion: the Compaq has the added reliability of a redundant powersupply system, but it is good that it has it because the supplies themselves are pretty unreliable compared to cheap taiwanese crap.
      Often simplicity and a knowledgable designer are better than redundancy and over-engineering.

    8. Re:6 year uptimes... by jtev · · Score: 1

      Were the PCs always on? how did the internal temperatures compare? Could you afford one of the servers to go down?

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    9. Re:6 year uptimes... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised about the numbers, I've heard of such several years back.

      One curious thing about the article is that it doesn't mention that Alpha systems on OpenVMS tend to emulate (and translate!) the old VAX code without a hitch. I expect that OpenVMS on Itanium might have to add yet another translation layer on top of that.

      I'm not sure, but I thought a lot of VAX systems have hot-plug hardware, be it CPUs, RAM, drives and add-in cards, such that downtime for maintainance and upgrades was unnecessary.

    10. Re:6 year uptimes... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Because the machines are clustered, there is no redundancy in most of them - one can fail, the others can take over for it. On the more critical machines, yes, there are redundant powers supplies.

      steve

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    11. Re:6 year uptimes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totaly agree with the poster, at my workplace we usealy have a yearly "powerout cause of maintainance work" (old building). And thats also the yearly "powerdown the servers". Else I cant say there has been any reboots (if not for changing hardware). And it was much like this at my old work to, Linux is that good. But, the hardware isnt as good as the old VAX.. PC hardware do fail ;-)

    12. Re:6 year uptimes... by a1englishman · · Score: 1

      The VAX wouldn't have required a powerdown to hardware upgrades, or software patches.

      With VAX, and its ilk, you have one big machine that will stay up no matter what. (Sounds like me ;-) With PCs and their ilk, you have lots of little, redundant, machines. You have to design failover into the system.

  13. VAX in modern poetry by rkaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lizzie Borden took an axe,
    And plunged it deep into the VAX;
    Don't you envy people who
    Do all the things YOU want to do?

    [Unknown]

    1. Re:VAX in modern poetry by phliar · · Score: 1
      Speak harshly to your little VAX,
      And boot it when it crashes;
      It only does it to annoy,
      Because the paging thrashes.

      (User of 4.2BSD on VAXen in '86... the 11/750, 11/780, and the monster 8650. I remember when NFS first came out -- '87 or so? Mt. Xinu 4.3BSD+NFS if I remember right. Ahh, the good ol' days!)

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    2. Re:VAX in modern poetry by soboroff · · Score: 1

      (courtesy of Guy Steele and the Jargon File...)

      There once was a system called VMS,
      Of cycles by no means abstemious.
      It's chock full of hacks
      And runs on a VAX
      And makes my poor stomach all squeamious.

  14. It sounds like they want new VAXs... by kabocox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article mentions mainly about how they are looking at emulators because HP/Compaq isn't producing any new VAXs. I'm guessing HP will release a new "VAX" that is just a custom emulator running on top of intel's lastest. From a marketing point of view, it's what I'd do.

    1. Re:It sounds like they want new VAXs... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      HP will release a new "VAX" that is just a custom emulator running on top of intel's lastest. From a marketing point of view, it's what I'd do.

      God, no! Unisys did that with their NX line of mainframes. While it offered some advantages, your mainframe was only as stable as the NT 4.0 image beneath it. Not to mention that the process priorities never worked right on that system. All it did was convince Unisys that they didn't have to update the MCP any longer. You could just use NT for REAL stuff. The MCP is just a "legacy" OS that you're emulating, right?

      And then they wonder why IBM eats their lunch every time. Blasted &#$%$#. And if any of you Unisys Execs are listening, WHERE'S MY JVM?!

    2. Re:It sounds like they want new VAXs... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      First of all, there are operating systems other than Windows NT that you could run the emulator atop... like Linux, for example. Linux is probably the best bet for this purpose since it's free, extensible, blah blah blah. I suppose you could use one of the BSDs as well without any more significant issues. Of course, if you wrote it properly, it would be portable from one POSIX-equipped OS to another. Second of all, there are operating systems other than Windows NT that you could run the emulator atop. I realize that's only actually one argument, but it was such a significant one that I decided it was worth mentioning again.

      IBM has been doing software-level translation on AS/400 for some time now, allowing them to move to assorted disparate (but not widely disparate) CPUs in probably the most stable manner ever, and all your AS/400 binaries will interoperate. That involves custom hardware, but we are talking about HP/Compaq here. They DO have that capability. Whether they have the finesse that IBM occasionally displays, well, that's another question and one far less likely to be answered in the affirmative.

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    3. Re:It sounds like they want new VAXs... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I would run the emulator on a VAX. I hear those machines stay up for years at a time!

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    4. Re:It sounds like they want new VAXs... by raxx7 · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the AS/400 systems were always based on pseudo-code running on a VM, instead of a real CPU ISA. A bit like Java nowadays, but the VM runs below or inside the OS (not sure), instead of on the OS.
      The old "AS/400" were based on some CISC CPU for which IBM never released much (if any) information while the current iSeries are based on POWERx CPUs.

      However, IBM has certified a zSeries emulator for x86.

    5. Re:It sounds like they want new VAXs... by bangalla · · Score: 1

      No, HP sell the Alpha which runs VMS and the Itanium has a native port of VMS also.

      VMS 8.2 is sceduled for public release within 12 months and it will have a VAX, Alpha and Itanium port.

      VAX is a hardware architecture, VMS is the operating system that refuses to die.

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  15. Binary translation? by hedley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dec had a large program back when to move Vax binaries over to the Alpha. The VEST software.

    VEST

    Is there really an "end of the road" when the binary keeps on living in sort of a Matryoshka
    doll fashion?

    Hedley

  16. How many times have VAX users heard this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the_VAX_writing_is_on_wall.txt;252

    1. Re:How many times have VAX users heard this? by chuckgrosvenor · · Score: 1

      judging from your filename, about 252 times... unless it repeats at 255 (did VMS do that, I can't remember)

    2. Re:How many times have VAX users heard this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for clearing that one up, dumbass

  17. i remember vax from college by m2bord · · Score: 1

    ah...programming in assembly on the old vax. how i miss it.

    64 bit words...outputting the data to the laser printers...

    i miss changing disks....disk$A1:username and
    using the menu system one of our grad students created to make it easier for incoming freshman...sigh...then the whole school moved over to nt4 and nothing was the same after that.

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    1. Re:i remember vax from college by corngrower · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember those VAX clusters and how when you logged in, there was this system that selected a machine in the cluster to which you'ld be assigned. To determine which machines weren't busy, it looked at how much network I/O the machine was doing and put you on the machine doing the least amount of I/O. Only one problem, when a machine got real busy, it tended to thrash around disk a lot and not do much network I/O.

  18. VMS had nice points, but it sure wasn't Unix. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Forking off a subprocess and reading its stdout was an extreme pain under VMS. I had to port a program there once. It took 60 lines to do it in Unix (lots of error checking), and 182 lines (3x the code) on VMS.

    On the bright side, it had enough other POSIX stuff (file I/O, pthreads, etc.) that the rest of the port was pretty easy.

    Logicals are actually kind of cool - a bastard cross between environment variables and symlinks, but you could do some neat things with 'em.

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    1. Re:VMS had nice points, but it sure wasn't Unix. by jpetts · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, it had enough other POSIX stuff (file I/O, pthreads, etc.) that the rest of the port was pretty easy.

      IIRC, it also had a hardware opcode for solving polynomials. That what is known as a FUCISC* architecture...

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    2. Re:VMS had nice points, but it sure wasn't Unix. by hughk · · Score: 1
      Forking was a pain, but creating an independent subprocess was never so painful, even reading the output back from a mailbox wasn't too bad. One problem is that POSIX C doesn't really know about ASTs, a per process interrupt level thread. If you coded it in explicitly, then you ended up with some very responsive code.

      Logicals were better than cool - they were god. CLI symbols provided the environment stuff, but logicals could span processes or even systems. I really miss them under modern systems.

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  19. VAX replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The US Army is still using VAX systems for the Bradley Fighting Vehicle turret simulator to train crews in gunnery. Most of the simulators that were bought in the early 1980's are still going strong. AFAIK, no plans to replace them anytime soon. The damn things have be set on fire to get them to stop working.

    1. Re:VAX replacement? by spooky_nerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The damn things have be set on fire to get them to stop working."

      Is it just me, or does it sound like there's a good story behind this statement?

    2. Re:VAX replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We used to have technicians in a lab stick their head in the computer room to announce that "the computer" was burning again. The PDP-8 would collect dust until it started smoldering. Everything would still be working, but no one really liked the smell, so we'd shut down, blow dust off, and toggle the thing back up. We could probably have skipped the shutdown, but I didn't like opening the case while it was live.

    3. Re:VAX replacement? by Mikesch · · Score: 1

      Heh, one of the larger newspapers around here still does their billing on a VAX. Some part of it actually did catch on fire about 2 years ago. They put it out with a fire extinguisher and the thing just kept running.

    4. Re:VAX replacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always, you know, turn off the power instead.

  20. Alpha? by pesc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, most VMS users run on Alpha and has done so since more than ten years. It's not like all VMS users are stuck on VAX and only now has an alternative with Itanium.

    Funny, the article does not mention Alphas. Has HP buried that architecture so well?

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    1. Re:Alpha? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Yes they have, PA-RISC as well as I believe. HP is fully on board the good ship Itanic. My dad works on VMS again now, and I believe the word from their HP rep was that VMS will be supported for the next 15 years, and they made a big thing out of booting VMS on an Itanium and doing some simple math on it.

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    2. Re:Alpha? by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      The company is also very keen to highlight the place that the new platform holds in its long term plans to migrate from the Alpha chipset to Itanium 2. HP once again confirmed its commitment to support existing users through the migration process for all of the supported operating systems, including True64 and Open VMS.

    3. Re:Alpha? by dekemoose · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC, HP didn't bury that architecture, Compaq buried it prior to the acquisition.

  21. Upgrade time! by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    The article mentioned migrating from a 10-year old VAX machine to a dual Athlon. I'll bet that the dual Athlon is 4x faster, and cost 10x less.

    steve

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    1. Re:Upgrade time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      4x? Try something more like 400x. I'm not joking.

    2. Re:Upgrade time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet it still runs slower than the VAX cause of crappy software. :(

    3. Re:Upgrade time! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --But I also bet that dual Athlon won't achieve anywhere NEAR the 6-year uptime, either. Those things run hot.

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    4. Re:Upgrade time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardware cost is negligible in any migration, and that's talking about million dollars worth of hardware.

    5. Re:Upgrade time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you bother to check, you'll see that the amd's are now far less power-hungry than their intel counterpart.

      E.g. opteron runs around 35-65W while p4 are >> 75W

  22. Reliability....Priceless by Ag3nt · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that some VAX systems haven't had a reboot in 6 years reminds me of a story my HP/Compaq representative told me about the reliability of their Proliant servers. There was a server in a data center that handled user logons to the Novell client. One year the data center was remodeled but none of the servers could be moved because users still needed to be able to log on. So they finished remodelling the room and accidentally walled in the server. 3 years later someone finally decided that it was time to upgrade that server. When they went to look for it, it was nowhere to be found. It was still running after 3 years and hundreds of thousands of logons later. (They finally contacted the remodeling company and figured it out.)

    1. Re:Reliability....Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...reminds me of a story my HP/Compaq representative told me...

      Yeah. Jim in accounts bet me $50 that I'd never find a sucker stupid enough to believe a story like that, and I kind of saw you coming. Sorry 'bout that.

    2. Re:Reliability....Priceless by gblues · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not quite.
      • It was the University of North Carolina, not a data center.
      • It was walled in mistakenly by maintenance workers, not by a remodeling project.
      • The server was eventually found by following network cables.
      Full article

      Nathan

    3. Re:Reliability....Priceless by Ag3nt · · Score: 1

      Well hate to make you look like an idiot, but it has to be done. Look at the first reply and go to the link.

    4. Re:Reliability....Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know they did the same thing there and walled in a Sun Box

    5. Re:Reliability....Priceless by weakethics · · Score: 1

      It probably wasn't. That story has been kicking around forever. Probably a myth. See http://www.networkcomputing.com/1119/1119f1product s_2.html for a reference to it months before the Register story. And it was already an old story then.

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    6. Re:Reliability....Priceless by ArcSecond · · Score: 1

      I heard a story once about techs looking for a server and finding it running underneath a sink in the men's room, not having been rebooted in years (2 or 3 I think). The reason was that the men's room was adjacent to the server room, and they had no more room in the server room, so they just poked a hole through the wall to run the wires. And then, of course, forgot about it.

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    7. Re:Reliability....Priceless by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      When our in-house facilities team built me a computer room - for a VAX 11/750 no-less! - in the mid 1980s, they walled in the radiators but didn't actually turn them off, so come winter we were very confused as to why the computer room was *so* warm - so was the maintenance guy that came in to 'fix' the air con!

      We also found out why our air con was sooo good in the summer - the room stat was placed very close to a window so heat radiation from outside always convinced the stat that the room was too warm and the air con stayed on more than necessary. Come winter, the reverse conditions applied - and coupled with the radiators - hey presto, instant sauna!

      The VAX occupied about a 20ft length of computer room and was eventually joined by a MicroVAX that was the size of a large, modern PC-type server. I got quite good at threading 2400ft reel-to-reel tapes on the TS11 tape unit in about 5 seconds flat!

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    8. Re:Reliability....Priceless by haggar · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a true story, but it also tells a lot about how stable NetWare 3.11 is. Or was.

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  23. For handy reference by goatstuffer · · Score: 0

    $ @SYS$SYSTEM:SHUTDOWN

    The first step to upgrading to Windows 2003!

  24. itanium? by turgid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't envy those poor VAX folks having to migrate over to itanium, whose future is very much in question just now. Almost every week now, a report comes out about how disappointing itanium sales are, how software vendors are abandoning it, or not developing fot it in the first place, and how HP and intel keep revising their sales projections and PR fluff. itanium has gone from "going to be the defacto 64-bit standard CPU early in the 21st century offered by all major vendors" to the most widely deployed in 2-way servers and up, to 8-way servers and up, and now it will be regarded as a success if it achieves moderate acceptance in niches at the very high end. itanium was to rely on economies of scale to recoup its R&D expenditure and to become profitable. Now it will have to limp along as a costly, esoteric niche player. How long can intel and HP keep it propped up? When will the money dry up? When will HP cut its losses and move over completely to intel's Opteron clone?

    1. Re:itanium? by saintp · · Score: 1
      ComputerWorld confirms: VAX is dying.

      turgid confirms: Itanium is dying.

      Cruel paradox confirms: VAX sysadmins heads a splode.

    2. Re:itanium? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Considering that HP is migrating from supporting Pa-RISC+Alpha+MIPS to just Itanium 2 I think they can swing it. The cost of supporting one CPU line, even a complex one, has to be less than supporting three =) HP basically knew they needed a new CPU so rather than carry all the costs themselves they got Intel to join the fray, luring them with the idea that they would be THE large system CPU manufacturer. As it turns out there are only three large systems manufacturers and the other two have their own CPU lines (IBM with Power and other lines and Sun with Sparc), SGI is an also-ran who did migrate to Itanium 2 but their sales don't make a dent in any numbers.

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    3. Re:itanium? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      HP's concept is: HP/UX, VMS, Windows 2003, Tandem Nonstop all on Itanium. They've kinda done it. It's just whether enough people will buy it.

      I'm not sure why they didn't just port all the stuff to the x86, and request Intel to add special features to their server class CPUs for high availability (e.g. allow CPUs and systems to more easily run in "lockstep" and deal with situations when it's not in lockstep).

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    4. Re:itanium? by n6mod · · Score: 1

      When will HP cut its losses and move over completely to intel's Opteron clone?

      HPQ actually makes a couple of Opteron-based ProLiants. There's a great marketing document that describes the boxes. It basically says "Itanium Is The Future...we just make these for those customers who don't know any better."

      Ah, here it is.
      portfolio positioning

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  25. getting there by Phrack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm sure others will do this, might as well start the thread:

    bash-2.03$ uname -sr
    SunOS 5.8
    bash-2.03$ uptime
    3:33pm up 1213 day(s), 9:38, 1 user, load average: 0.43, 0.41, 0.45

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    1. Re:getting there by Lovepump · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1 user at 3 in the afternoon - doesn't sound like a particularly busy machine - consider that the (large) boxes in question have had probably millions of logon/logoff cycles, compilations, test code, patch applications and so forth.

    2. Re:getting there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll probably be highest here. Linux and *BSD can't get past ~497 days (42949672.96 seconds)

    3. Re:getting there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4:44am up 1 day(s), 8:39, 1213 user, load average: 43, 41, 45

    4. Re:getting there by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Funny

      C:\WINDOWS\Desktop>uname -sr
      Bad command or file name

      hmmm...

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    5. Re:getting there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ** Ascend Pipeline Terminal Server **

      ascend% show uptime
      system uptime: up 1338 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes, 21 seconds
      ascend%

      Go custom hardware baby!

      -trem

    6. Re:getting there by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You'll probably be highest here. Linux and *BSD can't get past ~497 days (42949672.96 seconds)

      The *BSD distributions generally can, but you're right that Linux typically wraps at 497 days. See this page for more details. List of longest average uptimes here. Interesting that 2 Linux boxes made the top 50 list -- I guess they patched their uptime code so it doesn't wrap?

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    7. Re:getting there by linzeal · · Score: 1
      \\Rakista has been up for: 5 day(s), 4 hour(s), 23 minute(s), 17 second(s)

      XP Pro Gaming Box I'm on right now. I've had it up for almost the whole summer last year (2 months), when I got lazy about applying updates.

    8. Re:getting there by Phrack · · Score: 1

      it's not. It's an ldap server. Just hums along, singing it's song.

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  26. VAX tech? Hah! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I like the supposed picture of the VAX maintenance guy in a dress shirt, tie, and short hair.

    Right.

    Show me RMS's heavier and less-well-groomed brother in Birkenstocks, a T-shirt, and suspenders and I'd be a little more likely to believe it.

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  27. HP consolidation has finally arrived. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I remember working on OpenVMS on VAX and (later) Alpha systems. The OS was pretty cool for its time...it looks like Microsoft lifted a lot of its security features for NTFS in Windows NT.

    HP is really keen on getting rid of their older inherited platforms...DEC systems are known for their reliability, and I know a lot of hospitals, etc. that use them for daily production work. It's definitely a minority now, but they were huge back in the day. Qualified VMS people will be very well-paid as migration consultants in the next few years as HP slowly pulls the plug on the Alpha line...they've already got OpenVMS running on Itaniums. (Side note: I SERIOUSLY hope that HP is planning on restoring their Intel server quality to what Compaq was before they were bought out...otherwise the VMS, Tru64 and HP-UX customers are not going to be happy. All the new ProLiant stuff we're getting from them seems to be cursed.)

    The one thing I remember most about VMS was the _extremely_ long command lines with DOS-style switches. You could shorten them, of course, but the DEC manuals had the full text of the line written out.

    1. Re:HP consolidation has finally arrived. by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      I remember working on OpenVMS on VAX and (later) Alpha systems. The OS was pretty cool for its time...it looks like Microsoft lifted a lot of its security features for NTFS in Windows NT.

      the main architect for Windows NT, david cutler, worked for digital on vms before leaving for microsoft.

    2. Re:HP consolidation has finally arrived. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

      The other thing that I noticed from VMS in Windows (but not well-implemented at all) was file-versioning. I remember that VMS would save n versions of any file you edit, with n being a settable number. Microsoft has metadata streams in "newer" NTFS filesystems that amount to a versioning trail, but it looks like it's mainly for "undo" purposes.

      I do miss "real" computing environments...unix is about as close as we get these days, but adminning or even doing tech support for VMS was a challenge.

    3. Re:HP consolidation has finally arrived. by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      I remember working on OpenVMS on VAX and (later) Alpha systems. The OS was pretty cool for its time...it looks like Microsoft lifted a lot of its security features for NTFS in Windows NT.

      Microsoft didn't lift the features. They just lifted the guy who designed VMS, Dave Cutler, and had him architect WindowsNT for them. :-)

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    4. Re:HP consolidation has finally arrived. by micromoog · · Score: 1

      VMS -> rot1 -> WNT

    5. Re:HP consolidation has finally arrived. by hughk · · Score: 1

      Dave Cutler was a great find - but unfortunately they didn't get Andy Goldstein, Mr Files-11 who by extention was also reposnible for some very important bits of clustering and later for the security architecture.

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  28. that's not writing... on the wall... by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    it's the orange glow from monichrome dumb terminals =)

    e.

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  29. Not So Subtle Hint by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    including hints of the port of OpenVMS to Itanium

    I guess porting to the Alpha wasn't enough of a hint that they wanted to kill VMS:)

    Now, of course, the Itanic is going down in a big way since Intel decided to go with ix86-64...

    I'm only surprised they didn't port VMS to the i860.

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    1. Re:Not So Subtle Hint by hughk · · Score: 1

      OpenVMS on Alpha has been very successful. Unfortunatelz, HPaq, having signed their deal with the devil are committed to running it on an inferior chip, Itanium. Seriously the Digital chip architects went mostly over to AMD, but some of the patents went to Intel.

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  30. MicroVax II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a MicroVax II we had in the early 90's. It ran great, but it could be a bit hard to start. The coolest thing was the disk drives. They had this great turbine almost jet engine sound when they started up. I think we had 2 reboots for the entire year. One was after replacing a failed disk drive.

    1. Re:MicroVax II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It ran great, but it could be a bit hard to start.

      It wasn't made by Ford, was it?

    2. Re:MicroVax II by durdur · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I also remember using a hideously overloaded one for development (about the same era). Took 24 hours or so to build from scratch, and 20 minutes to link the compiler I was building on it. I'm not very nostalgic for slow hardware.

      --Jon

  31. Migration to more expensive hardware by jj_johny · · Score: 1
    Lets see if it hasn't been rebooted in 6 years, then it hasn't been upgraded in 6 years. But more likely its hardware that is better than 10 years, so its got CPU, memory, disk that all are easily ecplipsed by everything that is sold today.

    So a PC from Best Buy should replace it just fine.

    1. Re:Migration to more expensive hardware by funwithBSD · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. Rolling upgrades. Don't need to take down the entire cluster to do an upgrade, and that is the uptime stat.

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  32. 6 year uptime ? Phooey. by TractorBarry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uptime of 6 years ?

    Pah. My abacus (which has been handed down through 3 generations) has had an uptime of nearly 100 years. And apart from missing a few of the counters (I was a curious child) it still works great.

    Them thar 'puters are just new fangled junk.

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  33. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There goes the market for my copy of Programming In Assembly Language VAX-11

  34. The good ol' days... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    From about 1989 through 1999, I adminstered several VAXen. The handwriting was on the wall as far back as the late 1990's. With the dismal acceptance of Alpha-based system and the simple fact that Windows and *NIX platforms could provide similar functionality for cheaper, it was inevitable that we had to migrate. Not that they were any "better" but it was hard for IT to justify maintaining a system that 99% of the rest of the world won't touch.

    I will say, though, that administering VAXen was very fun and educational. I learned more about IT in the 10 years on-the-job managing VAXen than I ever learned in college or in companies since. Unless you were willing to bring in high-paid technicians, you had to learn everything, program everything, and troubleshoot yourself.

    Those were the good ol' days!

    Oh, and, contrary to what some folks think, $ is the "real" command prompt!!!

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    1. Re:The good ol' days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Axes, faxes, taxes... VAXen????

      Retards using boxen have a weak excuse, you have none.

    2. Re:The good ol' days... by josquin00 · · Score: 2, Funny
      administering VAXen was very fun

      I'm still partial to the humor that the programmers added to the system. Like variables that are expressed in microfortnights, or an error message that reads, "Shut 'er down Clancy, she's pumpin' mud."

    3. Re:The good ol' days... by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      ahem, Oxen.

      Besides, it's in the dictionary

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  35. WAAAAAH! by azav · · Score: 1

    I want my DCL and my TPU editor!

    Sniff. Sniff. I miss 1989.

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    1. Re:WAAAAAH! by CrypticSpawn · · Score: 1

      Wow that brings back memories, remember versioning. Now that saved me a couple times, I loved VAX/VMS sniff sniff. Oh and the ACL was done the right way.

    2. Re:WAAAAAH! by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1
      This may help you :)

      -WS

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  36. VAX, Amiga, Digital Alpha, Betamax,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So, yet another technically superior product bites the dust.

    Amiga, Digital Alpha CPU, Betamax, VAX, OS/2,...

    We live in a world of mediocrity.

    Shame on us for accepting it.

    PS. Lyce Doucet makes my cock hard. That accent... I'd just love to have her dominate me - almost as much as I'd like to submit to Senator Clinton.

    1. Re:VAX, Amiga, Digital Alpha, Betamax,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can't believe I spelled Goddess' name wrong!

      It's Lyse Doucet.

      I deserve a spanking. A hard one.

  37. Linus on VAX/VMS by wigle · · Score: 1

    "In my first year of studies, we had a VAX running VMS. It was a horrible operating system, certainly not an environment that made you say, 'Gee, I'd like to have this at home, too.'" - Just For Fun

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  38. There are STILL vaxen??? by Pike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy crap! Did the phrase "Y2K" mean nothing to these people?!?

  39. Geez... by galo · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happened to /. today ?
    It looks like troll's fest day!
    First backup tapes, then Microsoft, now VAX.. what's next BSD, Apple and Sun ?
    Oh.. and has Netcraft confirmed it yet?

    1. Re:Geez... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You're new here, aren't you?
      :b

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  40. Nostalgia by raider_red · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I learned C on a Vax during my freshman year of college. I also maintained my email account on one for all five years I was there. We had three vax machines grouped in a DecNet cluster. One was the original 11/780 model, and was nearly as old as me. It still worked without a hiccup, and met the mail needs of nearly 20000 students.

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    1. Re:Nostalgia by CrypticSpawn · · Score: 1

      I learned Assembly on a VAX, but then had to learn it for x86, actually kinda like VAX assembly better.

    2. Re:Nostalgia by Croaker · · Score: 1

      I learned VAX assembly in college as well... this after toying around with 6502 assembly in high school.

      Kinda of a culture shock between the two... not just the 32 registers (I think) of the VAX vs. the 3 of the 6502, but the fact that the VAX had friggin' string handling instructions in assembly! CISC gone totally gonzo. I suspect my Vaxen assembly language textbook is still in my parent's basement someplace.

    3. Re:Nostalgia by raider_red · · Score: 1

      I like most versions of Assembly better than x86. I particularly like ARM and Power PC. Both give plenty of registers to play with, and the instruction set is fairly sensible.

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  41. The Vax will never die by genner · · Score: 2, Funny
    My company is still the proud owner of a vax.

    It's runs an enitre depratement and we love it.

    Most people's problem with the vax is caused by

    their reckless disregard for safety.

    Always rember to bend at the knee's when you

    bang your head against the wall. If you bend at your

    waist you'll throw out your back.

  42. Vaxen clusters won't die... by BookRead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think there'll be some Vaxen clusters out there until cockroaches are extinct. We had a cluster once where I worked and no one could figure out what it did but were afraid to turn them off. We just moved the boxes around and rebooted them when they got in inconvenient spots. They'd just keep running and running. I'm sure there are factories running Vaxes that would shutdown if they stopped but its been so long they needed attention no one would know what to do if they died. Truly amazing reliability. Nothing's come close to them despite years of trying. VMS is ugly and slow but it's rock solid compared to its bastard step-child Windows.

  43. Ahh the memories... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

    We had a cluster of VAXes where I went to college (all named after cartoon characters). Unlike other people's comments we did have to reboot at least one of them a number of times. That was thanks to a LISP interpreter we were running on one for an AI class that I took. On numerous occasions we managed to write AI apps in LISP that resulted in so much page swapping that VMS simply couldn't find any more virtual memory to swap so it just stopped. Sort of a computers version of painting oneself into a corner....

    1. Re:Ahh the memories... by pesc · · Score: 1

      On numerous occasions we managed to write AI apps in LISP that resulted in so much page swapping that VMS simply couldn't find any more virtual memory to swap so it just stopped.

      That had to be a mismanaged VMS system. VMS has process quotas to enable a qualified manager to set up his system so that the VMS system never runs out of memory.

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    2. Re:Ahh the memories... by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Actually, no.

      VMS has process quotas to enable a qualified memory to boot processes off the system when the system runs out of memory. Nothing can stop you from running out of memory. Trust me on this one :)

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    3. Re:Ahh the memories... by pesc · · Score: 1

      VMS has process quotas to enable a qualified memory to boot processes off the system when the system runs out of memory. Nothing can stop you from running out of memory. Trust me on this one :)

      You can use the PGFLQUO process quota to limit the amount of page file a specific process can take. If a process tries to allocate (such as $EXPREG) too much memory, it will get an error when it hits its process limits. The process can then deal with this the best it can. A properly configured VMS system will not crash because of processes hitting its process quotas. Trust me on this! ;-)

      (I'm not sure what you mean by boot processes off the system. VMS can swap them out. But it won't kill them. It does not use an OOM killer like some UNIXes do.)

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    4. Re:Ahh the memories... by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Okay, you're talking about a different quota than the one I was thinking of.

      But it's VMS, there's a quota for everything. You can cap per-login resource usage for pretty much everything. Back in the Day, the most common one I hit was CPU; my first CS account was limited to 5 minutes of CPU time, per login, IIRC. When I hit the limit (every 15 minutes? :) I got booted.

      We agree on the "will not crash" part, anyway.

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  44. How many DEC repairmen are needed to make popcorn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Five.

    One to hold the pot, four to shake the stove.

    :-)

  45. Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advance? by TheTXLibra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember VAX quite fondly. I wasn't exposed to it until 1995, when I went to college, and haven't really bothered with it then. But now it begs the question: did we ever really -need- to advance?

    Sure, now we've got amazing graphics capabilities, and games that can make real life seem dull and colourless by comparison. But you know, games were just as much fun back then too. Who here never played Zork? Who here never played on a MUD? Okay, okay, probably several of you, but still... Even with all the amazing graphics, it seems like games were more fun back then... so games aren't the reason...

    Business? Businesses ran fine on the tools available at the time. It did just enough work to get the job done. Sure, people had to do some extra work here and there, but since there weren't a billion pre-packaged automated features, what work the computer saved them was considered a blessing, rather than a hinderence. So business isn't the reason.

    Communication? Bah! We communicated just fine. Email worked, BBSes worked, phones worked, fax lines worked. If we needed to make a call away from home, businesses usually let you use the phone, or make change for the payphone. Unless you were a doctor, there wasn't a single phone call or message you just couldn't stand to go without for 10 whole minutes. So communications wasn't the reason.

    Was it for the Entertainment Industry? Sure, computer graphics gave us amazing films like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, but before that time, directors knew how to make us truly -believe- we were seeing a monster in lieu of some puppets and paper mache. Alien had very little in the way of computer graphics. I don't know that Star Wars (ep 4) had any... yet they remain icons of the Sci-Fi film industry to this day. Their CGI counterparts are often lame in comparison. So it wasn't for movies or TV...

    Why then, did we really need to advance so far, so fast, in the realm of computers? And why take a good thing like VAX and cash it in, just because it's old?

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  46. "Your uptime has been positively incremented.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must reboot for the change to take effect."

    [ OK ] [ Cancel ]

  47. The good ol' days of VMS and early IP stacks... by rascanban · · Score: 0

    Pathworks is my friend.

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    1. Re:The good ol' days of VMS and early IP stacks... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If you ran IIS and the FTP server on an NT4 box you could get Windows Explorer to show Pathworks file trees on the same LAN, provided you had a workgroup name in common. Was a great migration tool.

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  48. don't despair! by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    all this means is that there will be plenty of cheap VAX crap on ebay!

  49. Re:Alpha? Alpha is dead by DarkMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yup. The end of life for the Alpha was announced a while ago. I belive that the current generation of chips (EV7) is the last, with the EV7z from HP the really last new Alpha.

    Now, whilst it's perfectly possible to migrate from a VAX to OpenVMS on an Alpha it's a bit short sighted to migrate from a old platform to one that's about to enter the same state. The sensible stratagy is for something with a longer lifespan. The Alpha was intended to be that, back in the days of DEC, but Compaq basically folded the Alpha into Intels Itanium chips, which are quite different.

    HP talks about supporting Tru64 on Alphaservers up to 2011. I read that to mean that after then, if it breaks, that's it, so you'd better be migrated off it by then [0]. So, given about a year to fully migrate, switching to Alpha would only give you 3 years (1 year to switch to, 3 years, then 1 year to move on). That's not a good proposition, at least to me.

    So, the short answear was, yup, Alpha is buried, and the turf goes on top in 5 years.

    [0] Granted, that's the possibly just the OS side. It's tricky to get hard details out of HP, short of cornering someone.

  50. VAX/VMS email by JayClements · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember when you could (vax) mail escape codes to send the recipient's vt100 terminal into hardware-reset-until failure mode?

  51. Six Years? by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Six years of uptime is pretty impressive for a computer. But it's even more impressive for the facility. Seriously -- what kind of UPS and equipment redundancy would you need to get that kind of uptime?

    1. Re:Six Years? by hearingaid · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a VAX. They're older than commercial electricity. Obviously he had his own gas-fired generator running it :)

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    2. Re:Six Years? by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      My understanding is that the hamsters are just about dead after 6 years of continuous running.

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    3. Re:Six Years? by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know this particular facility, but the usual components would be: 1) two-node (minimum) OpenVMS cluster, a UPS for the computer room (perhaps more than 1), dual redundant air conditioning systems, multiple WAN connections from different providers over physically separate media, and dual generators for longer-term power outages. Why 2 generators? That's the homework assignment.

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    4. Re:Six Years? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Six years of uptime is pretty impressive for a computer. But it's even more impressive for the facility. Seriously -- what kind of UPS and equipment redundancy would you need to get that kind of uptime?

      Dunno about that particular facility, but Hughes Aircraft Company (since swallowed by the abominable Raytheon) had a facility built in the 60's that used multiple diesel generators for long term outages and a mechanically coupled flywheel electrical feed for their critical computer systems. From how my father described it, it was a large electric motor attached to a generator with a 6-foot diameter reinforced concrete flywheel between them. The kinetic energy stored in the flywheel easily maintained consistenet power during brownouts, and gave four or five minutes of power if the power went out completely-- enough time for the diesel generators to start. One of the engineers my father worked with called it "inertial backup power".

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    5. Re:Six Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Prime Minster's fallout bunker used/ Communication and Control bunker in Canada used the same tech.

    6. Re:Six Years? by mpe · · Score: 1

      From how my father described it, it was a large electric motor attached to a generator with a 6-foot diameter reinforced concrete flywheel between them. The kinetic energy stored in the flywheel easily maintained consistenet power during brownouts, and gave four or five minutes of power if the power went out completely-- enough time for the diesel generators to start.

      IIRC in some such systems the flywheel was used to start up a diesel engine (with a mechanical fuel pump).

    7. Re:Six Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We (uni physics lab in leafy Surrey, UK) have one of these Inertial UPS rigs. Used to have a VAX too, till the hamsters stopped running.

    8. Re:Six Years? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Holy smokes. What would it cost to keep that kind of thing running 24x7?

  52. My Novell box had 5.75 years of uptime! by B5_geek · · Score: 1

    hehe It might not have been supieror engineering that kept that Vax working for so long.

    When I started my current job, they had a Nevell v4.10 server that was running as a file & print server inside of a TV stand-cabinet!!!

    They didn't know where it was, they just knew it was working.

    This box had never had any work done on it. It was just installed and setup one day and left inside the cabinet all those years.

    The only reason it died: the power supply croaked on it.

    When I opened it up, there was a good 3-4cm of dust and crap covering all the boards, CPU and vents.

    So the moral of the story: Maybe the folks running the 6-year-uptime VAX's were just lazy llamas' too! =)

    [the preceeding message was just a joke, I am sure all the honourable VAX's operators are very diligent at thier jobs, and should not be compared to lazy llamas.]

    [[The preceeding preceeding message was in no way ment to insult the noble Llama.]]

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  53. Why migrate away? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    You are currently happy with it and you can get support/parts for it why scrap it?

    The most I got from the article is;
    >"But it's a dinosaur, and eventually it has to go," he said.

    and that its not made anymore.

    Thats not a solid business case to spend 200K and risk serious business disruption.

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    1. Re:Why migrate away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You want to START migration on something while you still have parts/support for it, not after...

      Yes, you can still support VMS (in fact, that's what the company I work for does very well, and for a decent price, but we get to charge a fair amount because we don't have a lot of competition in that area), but time is running out bit by bit, and most companies are looking to move to something that will be supportable for another 10 years minimum at least, and honestly, VMS/VAX is not that.

  54. Error Starting Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    x86 version: "The UPTIME.EXE file is linked to missing export NETAPI32.DLL:NetRemoteTOD."

    Alpha version: "This program cannot be run in DOS mode."

    1. Re:Error Starting Program by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      Works for me on Windoze Server 2003 at work... YMMV. Perhaps XP Home or some such won't work.

  55. Re:Alpha? Its dead, Jim by decsnake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alpha is on life support too. EOL is in 2012, I think. See HPs web site for the whole story.

    A previous poster mention emulation on emulation. I've seen it done, and heard of others doing it.

    When the PDP-11s were EOLed, we ran RT-11 apps using the RT-11 emulator under the RSX-11m emulator on VAX/VMS.

    I've heard of people running IBM 650 apps on an emulator that ran on a 1401 emulator which they ran on OS/360.

  56. [Unvarnished Plug] Port to unix by davecb · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My former employer has a migration group in Toronto who've done a lot of VMS-to-Unix ports. They therefor have unix equivalents of lots of VMS stuff, at least for Solaris and presumably JDS (SuSE).

    --dave

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    1. Re:[Unvarnished Plug] Port to unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've got programs that look like VMS programs on a platform that doesn't have many of the features of VMS, like clustering, security, reliability, etc. Sure, the "Chicken Little" crowd will insist VMS is dying, but they've been saying that for so long that only drooling morons believe them.

      Better to stay on a reliable operating system like VMS than port off.

      Thankfully, I'm seeing a trend of companies that made the mistake of migrating off VMS working to migrate back.

  57. no Reboots? no hardware failures? by rider_prider · · Score: 1

    Overly Romantic Tale of Nostalgia. 6 years? I doubt it. Ours gets more than monthly reboots, scheduled and unscheduled, and when hardware fails be prepared to pay through the nose for proprietary hardware and service. Doesn't matter what O/S is running, power supplies, hard drives, cd drives, fans, fail. Compaq issues (fairly) regular updates that require reboots. Vax's in production environments (applications that change, patches that are applied, hardware added) run into the same problems as any other server and operating system.

    1. Re:no Reboots? no hardware failures? by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      I agree that 6 years seems overly optimistic and a bit out to lunch but we still run two vax boxes (one of them is our main production machine) and we can get through most hardware failures without our users even being aware it occurred.

      We have alpha's as well but their reliability, while beating the intel world by miles, is not as good as the older VAX's....

      Unfortunatly declining 3rd party app support (and rapidly increasing support costs) is forcing the issue upon us. Not that I really mind as we'll save a lot of bucks once we transition.

      But the reliability simply can't be beat. It can be matched of course... But those that match are big iron boxes as well.

      "Compaq issues (fairly) regular updates that require reboots."

      When you say Compaq you mean updates for the VAX?

      Application restarts maybe... Reboots? Not unless you try every minor version of the o/s which is hardly necessary.

    2. Re:no Reboots? no hardware failures? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      No. VMS has a true clustering eviroment where properly written applications can be moved wholesale from node to node in a cluster.

      A NODE is not up for 6 years. A CLUSTER is up for 6 years.

      And before you ask, VMS machines are like Sith Lords and cockroaches. There is always at least 2, you can do rolling upgrades.

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    3. Re:no Reboots? no hardware failures? by rider_prider · · Score: 1

      When the disk array has a hardware failure the Cluster goes down... When a node goes down, there are issues. Yes in a perfectly configured cluster, with perfectly written apps, managed by perfect admins, there can never be issues (because it's perfect) and that would apply to any O/S and hardware combo. But none of us live in a world like that do we? :)

    4. Re:no Reboots? no hardware failures? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      I don't live in a perfect world, I am a poor Solaris admin.

      but:

      "When the disk array has a hardware failure the Cluster goes down."

      Not if you have shadow sets, and possibly only one app would go down, or a database. Or even a node.

      NOT the whole cluster. VMS disks will sit in mount verify until you get it back on line. Certianly not a uptime losing event if one system goes down.

      "When a node goes down, there are issues"

      Yeah, but not a reset of the uptime, which is what we are talking about here.

      Again, it is a matter of definition, "Uptimes" in VMS are cluster driven, not node driven.

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  58. VAX emulators by emil · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article mentions SRI's Charon VAX. This is very expensive software that requires a USB dongle for licensing.

    However, you can also run VAX VMS on a free i386 VAX emulator called SIMH. I don't seem to be able to get very good ethernet performance with SIMH. However, you can run NetBSD/VAX on it out of the box, and OpenBSD will run with a kernel patch. SIMH also has a PDP-11 emulator and includes images of the original UNIX V7 from AT&T (courtesy of SCaldera). SIMH is an interesting way to run both ancient and modern UNIXen without reformatting your PC.

    You can also get free VMS licenses for SIMH/VAX. They must be renewed yearly.

    Alpha VMS also supported a VAX binary emulator called VEST, which is mentioned in another post here. Support for VEST is dying, however (modern RDB releases have dropped it). The Charon VAX emulator also runs on Alpha VMS.

    1. Re:VAX emulators by dekeji · · Score: 1

      However, you can also run VAX VMS on a free i386 VAX emulator called SIMH [...] However, you can run NetBSD/VAX on it out of the box,

      It's just not the same as loading the latest BSD distribution tape into the closet-sized tape drive and hearing the gentle rumbling of the disk drives on their "spin cycle".

    2. Re:VAX emulators by dinog · · Score: 5, Funny
      However, you can also run VAX VMS on a free i386 VAX emulator called SIMH.

      Yes, all the reliablility of a modern PC, with the syntax of VMS. Someone must really be into S&M.

      Dean G.

    3. Re:VAX emulators by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Informative

      The issue with transfering these aged systems to modern hardware under emulation is that people actually took time to optimize the programs, given the limited capabilities of the machines. Thus, emulators usually are not complete enough in their emulation to run the incredibly customized software properly.

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    4. Re:VAX emulators by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 1

      I think you have the wrong system. Having just rebuilt a failed power supply on a VAX TK50 tape drive (in order to keep a piece of computing history functional), I'll be the first to point out that an average VAX tape drive is substantially smaller than a closet. In fact, the TK50 is smaller than a breadbox.

    5. Re:VAX emulators by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The issue with transfering these aged systems to modern hardware under emulation is that people actually took time to optimize the programs, given the limited capabilities of the machines. Thus, emulators usually are not complete enough in their emulation to run the incredibly customized software properly.


      Ah, but what you are forgetting is that this particular simulator (SIMH) is Open Source. If it doesn't run your customizations fast enough, you can "simply" customize SIMH to act accordingly. Remember that with a simulator, you have access to everything! Giving priority to those tasks that you deem worthy is a very feasible course of action.

    6. Re:VAX emulators by Bitmanhome · · Score: 2, Funny
      into S&M
      .. And V too! See, cuz, those are the letters in "VMS" .. oh never mind.
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    7. Re:VAX emulators by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      If I'm going to recode some emulator, I might as well recode that legacy app. Obviously, in cases where the source to the legacy app has been lost, the emulator might be the only option.

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    8. Re:VAX emulators by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ahh, I f$miss("''DCL'") ... loved the syntax, dreamed in it.

      Way more interesting is the SDS 940 emulator; first machine I ever played with. Discrete transistor and diode logic. My old friend Bob Long had written an assembler and an application for it - half of the 8k word core tank was used for his "calculator", an infinite precision calculator that worked in any base between 2 and 32. When I first typed "9**81" and watched the ASR 33 typing out three rows of numbers, I knew what my career would be right then and there. It had room to store one constant; taking the 81'st root of the result took about two hours, followed by a bell, the bang of the teletype and the number 9.

      Bob had an old AM transistor radio tuned to the end of the dial, sitting on top of the M register (a couple of large, heavy cards) and we could hear the calculation's progress. Handled fractional roots, too. Computing in 1969; Them Waz The Dayz.

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    9. Re:VAX emulators by operagost · · Score: 1

      I do support many credit unions that use 9-track tape (along with modern Super DLT drives). However, even these beasts (such as the TKZ09) are only about 4U in size. They also load and thread automatically - positively civilized machines.

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    10. Re:VAX emulators by dekeji · · Score: 1

      I think you have the wrong system. Having just rebuilt a failed power supply on a VAX TK50 tape drive

      There have been many different VAX systems, many different tape drives, and many different mounting options. Some tape drives for the VAX were, indeed, mounted at shoulder level inside a closet (which may or may not have had other electronics inside it).

  59. Writing on the wall by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, even if someone erases the writing on the wall, VMS users will be able to see it, along with the 20 previous versions.

    1. Re:Writing on the wall by Nerdus_Maximus · · Score: 1

      That's a big Booyah!
      Well Said!

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  60. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by Gabrill · · Score: 1

    As @180,000 vax systems worldwide can attest to, those old systems ARE being used. This article isn't news so much as it is a space filler. It's trivia. There's no mass dumping of the VAX systems. Probably, their service agreements just hit a price increase, and someone's throwing a fit and had an article written.

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  61. They can have my MicroVax 3100... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When thy pry it from my cold dead hands. And that goes for my Apple ][ as well.

  62. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by CarrionBird · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why?

    To feed an industry that is based on the notion that obosolete hardware is somehow less useful than when it was new. If you and I just bought everything once, they would not be as rich. So we must be enticed to junk still working goods for new ones.

    On the bright side, it's a golden age for ebay vultures like myself...
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  63. An old VAX tale by pesc · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is an old story but it seems fitting here.

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  64. I call bullshit! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What the hell are you talking about?!!!
    You can't have more than one person using a computer at the same time! They'd fight over the mouse!

    /Windos user

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:I call bullshit! by rrhal · · Score: 1

      Back in the days of VAX's computing was more communal. We would place the mouse on ouiga board and we all put our fingers on it ...

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  65. Interesting question. by daviddennis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A few answers:

    (1) People without significant training and heavy motivation could not learn how to use computers in the "good old days". We only had a market of maybe 30% of the population capable of using them. For computers to spread throughout society, this was not good enough.

    The computer industry wanted to spread, for financial reasons if nothing else, and so they made the changes needed to make computers easier to learn and use for non-experts.

    (2) Marketing. People want pretty things. People can be convinced to upgrade to something "better" by giving them more pretty things. Even if the old, cerebral games were more fun, the new, slicker graphical games took over the world because they were pretty, and because many of them took advantage of people's natural desire to shoot other people. (I have never understood this, personally, but it's the truth).

    I have thought many times that older computers are better, mainly because they were more reliable, and sufficiently simple that a reasonably normal person could understand how they worked, and how to fix things if they broke. Today, I doubt that any single person understands everything going on in a contemporary operating system.

    Few people seriously want to go back to the old days, when 24x80 terminal screens that cost as much as a used car were all the computing even well-connected people could have at their homes. I have to admit that I'm nostalgic enough to try and find a good used MicroPDP-11 on eBay, just to say I have one. That being said, I'm not sure how much use I would make of it, and all the weird programming restrictions would surely be archaic. But it would still be nice to have an example of computing history, when we all feltl like elites who might somehow wind up changing the world.

    D

    1. Re:Interesting question. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      The computer industry wanted to spread, for financial reasons if nothing else, and so they made the changes needed to make computers easier to learn and use for non-experts.


      Not even just financial reasons. Society as a whole couldn't get the full benefit of computers if only a few people could really use them. Remember a long time back when there was a projection of a worldwide market for maybe 300 automobiles - any more, and you wouldn't have enough people trained to drive them all. So, a combination of widespread drivers training, and increasingly user-friendly cars, and not only do you sell an extra hundred million cars, but as a side effect, an extra hundred million people benefit from them.

    2. Re:Interesting question. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Even if the old, cerebral games were more fun, the new, slicker graphical games took over the world because they were pretty, and because many of them took advantage of people's natural desire to shoot other people. (I have never understood this, personally, but it's the truth).

      Try going out a bit more often, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. If you can't find anyone you'd like to blow the brains out of for the good of humanity, try a little harder. Potential selections:

      Terrorists
      Rednecks (or whatever you call them in your area)
      Pompous intellectuals
      Braindead teens
      Inept politicans
      Thieves / vandals
      The guy who stole your girlfriend (to be)
      Snotty "I'm better than you" people

      Use your imagination. Then go back to the PC, imagine that's him/her/them and shoot the crap out of them. Perfect way to release steam.

      Kjella

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    3. Re:Interesting question. by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      (1) People without significant training and heavy motivation could not learn how to use computers in the "good old days".

      I fail to see how this is a bad thing...

    4. Re:Interesting question. by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      For hackers as a culture, it probably was a Bad Thing. It introduced the world of money and that's been both a blessing and a curse.

      For businesspeople and those who wanted to use computers to do real work, I'd say it was a very good thing indeed.

      For hackers who want to make money, there's no question that it was.

      For hackers who hate the direction in which the computer world has been going - and I suspect that includes you and I - it's probably not.

      This is probably going to sound like hearsay around here, but I actually liked the days of the old proprietary systems, with unique and different hardware and software all over the place to try. At least we had people who were trying to make their products different and unique and better than the other guy's.

      Now, it's all about standards and commodity hardware. It makes things cheaper, yes, and competition is a great spur, yes, but the loss of uniqueness is a great pity.

      The only company that defies that to some extent is Apple, making new computers for those who are discouraged by the blandness and sameness of this world. And at root, I think that's why I spend the big bucks on their hardware and software. There are a lot of rational reasons to like them, but in the end, it's because they're interesting and unique in a commoditized world.

      Which, I think, is perhaps the worst thing about the current computing world. It's all about commodities, not about heart. Apple helps, of course, but their market share is shrinking because people have been brainwashed into thinking that what the other guy uses is what they need.

      A darn shame.

      D

    5. Re:Interesting question. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Fewer cars = fewer highways = less interconnectivity between populations.

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    6. Re:Interesting question. by foobsr · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how this is a bad thing...

      So do I, and on top of it, how is the situation different today ?

      CC.

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  66. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're forgetting one important area; science. Science demands fast processors and large capacity first, and reliability/dependibility second. Sure, scientists love to have dependable machines, and such is the reason most run Linux,BSD,SunOS/Solaris, or other such OSes, but they are much more concerned with number crunching on obscenely large data sets. Most of the current advances in science simply couldn't have been achieved without the powerhouse computers the are currently available.

    Although I do agree a lot of our so called "progress" in computers have been steps backwards, it's not fair to say there hasn't been a single important step forwards.

  67. The good old days... by mangusman · · Score: 1

    As an ex-Deccie (16 years) I only wish servers today ran with the reliability of VAX servers. Oh well, progress goes on. Have to say that VAXmail was the most efficient mail system I have ever used. Incredibly fast and tons of power.

  68. Re:6 year uptime ? Phooey. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    100 years uptime on an abacus? That means it's either been in someone's hand or in use (or both) that whole time. That's an awful lot of math and/or hand oils.

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  69. I'm suddenly reminded of the Bastard Operator from Hell Episode where he calls in a technician to fix a broken VAX, whose sole remaining function is to host an old NetHack game or something.

    That said the BOFH probobly didn't care what was running on anything.

    Migration from older VAX systems is going to be a HUGE pain, not because of hardware, but because of software. Though Maybe old VAX/VMS users could migrate to XP with no noticable difference. :E

    Here's a thought though. When it's time for us all to move off x86s and up to whatever eXtremanium processors they have in the future, will any of our apps be able to migrate with us? What about our java and .NET systems? Something tells me we won't have things any easier than the VAX guys when our time comes around

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  70. I'm curious by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

    As somebody who's never used, let alone seen a VAX I've got to ask: is it the hardware that's so reliable? Or was it the OS? Or was it some sort of pixie magic or Good Design/Architecture/Whatnot?

    I'm curious. You'd think hardware should be better today than ten or twenty years ago. I have no expectations for modern software (at all), but there's no reason a good quality modern server should *mechanically* fail. It should run 100 years, right?

    I know, I know, things like power supplies blow all the time and hardisks fail. Is this stuff worse today than ten years ago? WTF!?

    Anyway, what made VAXs so damn reliable? I have this image of them being made from cast iron, with quadruply redundant everything, weighing 10 tons, and surviving an atomic holocaust.

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    1. Re:I'm curious by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (1) You can put a lot more quality components in something that cost half a million than something costing half a thousand. The ethos was "how can we do this?" not "how can we save $ 0.50 a unit?"

      (2) Their operating system didn't have to be compatible with an ancient OS created when computers had a lot less power. Like current Macs, Vaxen had an emulation layer that allowed PDP-11 programs to be run, but they didn't run a crudely-updated version of the PDP-11 OS.

      By dramatic contrast, Microsoft took DOS and built Windows on top of that rickety foundation. Even though Windows was rewritten to create NT, 2000 and XP, there are still traces of the old, obsolete technology, because the new operating systems have to be compatible with the ancient programs. These interactions are difficult to manage and wind up causing significant reliability problems.

      (3) The market didn't demand it. Consumers and business owners want more features, not something intangible like more reliability. They have accepted the reliability levels of Windows(tm), and therefore it is obviously not that important to them.

      (4) As I have said before, VMS and Unix are sufficiently simple that they can be understood by mere mortals. The addition of a GUI and complex backward compatibility hacks makes this impossible for more modern operating systems.

      All these factors make new operating systems - especially Windows, but not exclusively - far less reliable than the mainframe/minicomputer systems of old.

      Hope that helps.

      D

    2. Re:I'm curious by waylander · · Score: 1
      3) The market didn't demand it. Consumers and business owners want more features, not something intangible like more reliability. They have accepted the reliability levels of Windows(tm), and therefore it is obviously not that important to them.


      Tell that to our doctors and nurses while using their clinical charting apps. They don't like going back to paper when the system tanks.
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      John Kramer
      God may be my co-pilot, but the devil is my backseat driver.
    3. Re:I'm curious by cartman · · Score: 1

      One that you left out:

      (5) The number of supported devices on proprietary computers was a small fraction of the number that Windows currently supports.

      Windows/PCs have 100,000s of different devices, all from 3rd party manufacturers. Each device must have it's own device driver running in kernel space, and defects in the device drivers can crash the system. Many of the drivers are rapidly changing and not well-tested. This is the biggest cause of Windows OS crashes.

      Boxes from "vertically integrated" computer makers (DEC, Sun, etc) had a very small number of supported devices that were built by the same company that made the OS. Device drivers were few, stable, and very well-tested.

    4. Re:I'm curious by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Are they demanding to switch to Macs or Linux for greater reliabilty, or do they shrug and curse all computers for being unreliable?

      I believe that the typical consumer simply believes that computer problems are Acts of God and no computer system is any more or less reliable than another.

      This pretty much lets Microsoft and pals off the hool, even though it's completely wrong.

      D

    5. Re:I'm curious by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Windows/PCs have 100,000s of different devices, all from 3rd party manufacturers. Each device must have it's own device driver running in kernel space, and defects in the device drivers can crash the system. Many of the drivers are rapidly changing and not well-tested. This is the biggest cause of Windows OS crashes.

      It seems to me that "must have it's own device driver running in kernel space" is an engineering problem that must have an engineering solution. Perhaps a microkernel?

  71. Reformat it... by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Then install NetBSD on it..

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    1. Re:Reformat it... by Darby · · Score: 1

      Reformat it...
      Then install NetBSD on it.


      OK, now 5 points to somebody who can come up with a question that this isn't an answer to (even if not the best answer).

  72. Vax versus Google by mec · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not an expert in this field, but it seems to me that there are two ways to get six years of uptime.

    (1) A single highly-engineered machine (yeah I know VAX/VMS has clusters, whatever they are).
    (2) Redundant cluster of many interchangeable parts.

    Google has figured out how to do (2) successfully.

    I bet that (2) is harder than it looks. How do you protect against a common mode failure in your system software? Do you run a variety of genetically independent OS's and databases's, or do you run identical software on each machine, leaving you open to monoculture failures?

    Digression: It's beautiful how eukaryotic organisms solve this problem by having two independent copies of each gene. But if a gene is broken, it generally does nothing rather than produce a lethal result. And the robustness of individual eukaryotes is not enough for the requirements of computers.

    1. Re:Vax versus Google by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uhh, anything with that kind of uptime almost by definition has to be a clustered system. There is too much potential for things like a backplane to fail. Everytime I see an uptime over a couple years it is invariably a VAX or S/390 or other large system sysplex where it is the cluster that has been up and running continuously for that long, not necessarily a single system. Of course the whole point of large systems like those is that you CAN have uniterrupted access to the system for years at a time.

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    2. Re:Vax versus Google by hearingaid · · Score: 2, Informative

      (1) is not the answer. VAX clusters are groups of machines that share a lot of resources (most commonly, hard drives; even then, RAID arrays are popular in the bigger systems). Believe me, VMS' impressive uptime figures (and they're still very impressive) are largely because of (2).

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    3. Re:Vax versus Google by Woody77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know of an Allen-Bradley PLC2 that was running at over 15 years of uptime. The PLC2 used an Intel 8080, and ran it's own, custom OS used to execute interpreted programs for controlling industrial systems.

      The control program itself had been running for that long, as the box can be patched while it's running, and patches tested and reverted while running.

      At the time (about 5 years ago), it was slated for replacement with a PLC5, a much newer box based on the 68000 series processors.

      More info on AB's PLCs here:
      http://www.ab.com/abjournal/nov2002/feature s/bittw iddlers/

    4. Re:Vax versus Google by lophophore · · Score: 1

      Actually, DEC VMS did both 1 and 2. No other vendor has shipped any kind of clustering that has worked as well as VAXCluster. (The same is true for VMS itself, IMHO.)

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      * those who can't
    5. Re:Vax versus Google by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      I wish more /.ers would just open a box of soap and stand near it for a while. Phew!

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    6. Re:Vax versus Google by awol · · Score: 1

      Uptime! Just like that old axe you've had in the family for generations. The only thing you've ever done is replace the handle or the head from time to time as they wore out. Bah!

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      "The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
  73. Intermediate step: SIMH by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 3, Informative
    In an enterprise environment (where VAXen are most often used), it's not feasible to just drop the architecture and switch to another. The amount of code running on the VAX is likely massive and no, it doesn't easily translate into code that works on Unix systems.

    A good intermediate step in any migration is to use the SIMH simulator (http://simh.trailing-edge.com). SIMH can simulate quite a few systems (including a VAX) at the CPU level. As you may expect, this involves emulating every single CPU instruction... not a very efficient way to run code! However, its saving grace is that modern processors are very fast and old VAX systems are not. Depending on how old your VAX hardware is, you might find that an emulated VAX running on a newer P4/Xeon/Athlon/Opteron will be faster than the stock VAX!

    This doesn't solve the migration problem but it does allow you to run your old code on modern easily-fixable and readily-available hardware. Beats having to get all of your parts off of eBay.

  74. Re:I wonder... by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    On my machine it's named:
    THE_VAX_W.TXT;253

    My VAX has been up for a LONG, LONG time.

  75. It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The amazing part about 6-years of uptime is that back in the 1980's we took it for granted! Most mainframes can stay up as long as the power reamins on. Only Windows can make us appreciate the value of perpetual uptime.

    One of the reasons we had such uptime was that the software update cycle was very slow by modern standards. Every few weeks, Digital would send us a 9-track tape to update one of our products. VMS was generally once a year between major releases. Anything except an OS update could be installed without rebooting.

    Before we had all of this object-oriented programming, the concept of memory leakage was much easier to debug. Also, VMS would exercise tight control over system resources -- a runaway process might cause a slowdown, but processes were limited in their ability to consume memory and page file space.

    When there was a crash (it happened), we would call Digital customer support. They would actually read the crash dump and determine hardware or software, and either dispatch field service or send out a patch to be installed. It cost a fortune, but it sure beat the modern concept of calling tech. support and dealing with a semi-literate script reader.

    We had three Vaxes in a cluster, attached to a pair of redundant disk/tape controllers. To this day, I hear people talk about the wonderful world of Windows (or even Linux) clusters on Intel boxes. The problem is that without multiple independent paths to your disk drives and something like the distributed lock manager, there is really no protection against the loss of a CPU or a disk controller. Digital had all of this figured out. It must have been quite an accomplishment, because I have seen mostly poor imitations of VMS clusters since that time.

    1. Re:It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by kawika · · Score: 1

      I pine for the old days too, and loved the VAX, but you are romanticizing it too much and ignoring the realities of 2004.

      In the mid-1980s our Vax was connected to the outside world via a UUCP dial-up connection for news and mail. We didn't have to worry about installing weekly patches for various exploits that might arrive on our doorstep from the Internet. I would guess that most downtime today has to do with either attacks or the need to reboot for security patches.

    2. Re:It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When there was a crash (it happened), we would call Digital customer support. They would actually read the crash dump and determine hardware or software, and either dispatch field service or send out a patch to be installed. It cost a fortune, but it sure beat the modern concept of calling tech. support and dealing with a semi-literate script reader.

      I work in the DEC/Compaq/HP Support Center. Not only did we do this, we *still* do it for VMS and Tru64 Unix, and it's a standard service in all support contracts and warranty support. It's usually very simple to determine if a crash is hardware or software (less than 10 seconds in most cases), narrowing it down further from there does take some time, however. Do other vendors not do this?

      Digital had all of this figured out. It must have been quite an accomplishment, because I have seen mostly poor imitations of VMS clusters since that time.

      This technology is still alive in VMS Galaxy and Tru64 Unix TruCluster, and is being integrated into HP-UX as we speak.

    3. Re:It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by Abalamahalamatandra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Most mainframes can stay up as long as the power remains on..."

      Heck, some even longer!

      I still remember back in high school in about 1984 or 1985, we got a donation of a DEC PDP 8/e processor, 4K of core memory, two big 512K drum drives (that looked like a refrigerator) and scads of DECtape drives, along with some terminals.

      Well, reading through the system documentation, the cool thing about this machine was that, while it couldn't run without power, it would start right back up where it left off when power failed.

      Turns out the CPU could sense when the power had ended and dump its state into (nonvolatile) core memory as its last gasp. When power came back on, the startup cycle would see the state info, load it, and off things would go again.

      We tried it once just to see - ran a BASIC program to continuously print something on the LA21, pulled the plug, and damned if it didn't work.

    4. Re:It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      Security was always a problem, such as password stealers left running on VT100 terminals, stupid Motif tricks, and my personal favorite: the "default DECnet" account. In the 80's, DEC's TCP/IP stack for VMS was in a layered product called Ultrix connection (UCX). Not only was it not included as part of VMS, it wasn't even all that good. We had a product called TGV Multinet, which was a somewhat more robust package. I say "somewhat" because it had trouble with multi-processor systems. Multinet and its spinlock problems crashed our Vax more than all other hardware and software problems combined. But then again, the whole story is memorable only because the crashes were few and far between.

    5. Re:It's not easy to explain the VAX world... by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      I work for a vendor that typically analyzes the core dumps on our systems when they happen, and provide fixes for whatever caused them. It isn't just in the VMS world that this happens, but in the case of Windows, there is so much hardware and software crap that it generally isn't worth doing. Only on controled hardware and reliable OS platforms where there is reasonable control that this generally provides value to do on a regular basis.

  76. Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by decsnake · · Score: 5, Interesting

    VMS uses a 64 bit date/time format that rolls over sometime slightly after the Sun runs out of hydrogen, so you're right, Y2K was pretty much a non-event to VMS users, even less than it was to Unix users. Unix users better start worrying about that Y2038 problem pretty soon...

    1. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the format is a 64-bit integer which counts 100s of nano-seconds since the VAX epoch. So the VAX/VMS rollover time actually isn't much further off than the UNIX rollover. I'm guessing either way it won't matter 34 years from now.

      BTW, I'm writing this while contemplating my souvenir cup/candy holder from the 1985 DECUS Fall Symposium. Since it was held at Disneyland, it has a picture of Mickey Mouse on it. I did my my first VAX work writing FORTRAN for a bunch of 11/780s doing radar data processing (detection and tracking stuff).

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      Ben
    2. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by hearingaid · · Score: 1

      VMS' time counts in sixtieths of a second ('ticks') IIRC. And yeah, 64-bit. I'm guessing rollover might happen after the sun goes nova :)

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    3. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by hughk · · Score: 1

      No, it is definitely 100ns ticks. The resolution for events may be less, but the timer itself is 100ns and based on the Smithsonian clanadar.

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    4. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by hughk · · Score: 1

      The base time wasn't a poblem. However there were some issues with DCL and the RTL routines as well as with some firmware. This was all fixed at least a couple of years in advance. If you were running a cluster, you didn't notice reboots, even if for rolling-upgrades.

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    5. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by bandy · · Score: 1

      Actually, naively-written unix programs that used localtime() [and other (struct tm) referent functions] had Y2K problems of their own. Example code as such: printf("The year is 19%d\n", t->tm_year) would show "The year is 19100\n" in Y2K.

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    6. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a nasty feeling that when the sun runs out of hydrogen, bad stuff is going to happen. I hope I'm retired before then.

    7. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by koadic · · Score: 1
      I remember trying out some 5-digit years when we were doing Y2K testing, just to see what would happen. It seemed to work, except for displays that assumed four digits. Dates below Y10K looked fine.
      $ set time="10-jun-9425 15:20"
      $ show time
      10-JUN-9425 15:20:02
      $ show system/noprocesses
      OpenVMS V7.3-2 on node FUBAR 10-JUN-9425 15:20:03.57 Uptime 8 22:13:33
    8. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by k12linux · · Score: 1

      Even if this is accurate, it's not much of an issue. A 64 bit value can go from 0ns to a few months more than 58,494 years.

    9. Re:Y2K meant NOTHING to VMS users by hughk · · Score: 1

      For most of the system it wasn't - unfortunately some bits of the RTL and DCL did care about century presentation. It wasn't major and some apps may not have been affected at all, in any case, it wasn't a major problem to upgrade.

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  77. Story told by our DEC rep by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Remember DEC?)

    DEC sales guy, to military contractor: "You're not our only customer, you know!"

    Military contractor: "No, but we're one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons."

    Seriously, VMS is/was great. I started working on VMS systems in the early 80s, did my doctoral research on them, and ended up managing a bunch of them for a while, before our department migrated to Un*x. I like to say that VMS is to Un*x as Python is to Perl. One is the ultimate in organization, the other is the ultimate in freedom.

  78. tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't those things run on VAXXum tubes?!

  79. You're comparing 2 years to 6...? by sczimme · · Score: 3, Insightful


    And you really think you can compare the uptime of an X86/Linux box to that of a VAX?

    You had a handful of PCs stay up for two years. That's not bad, but one cannot simply extrapolate uptime - it just doesn't work that way. That's like saying "I lived to be 60 - I'm sure I'll live to 180 if I'm careful".

    Besides, in general the effective lifespan of a PC isn't much more than five years. Your PCs are in the second half of their useful life; I'm sure the VAX is too, but its lifespan appears to be about 10X that of the PC.

    Not flaming, btw - I think PCs are useful for a number of tasks; however, long life and long uptime are not part of the PC genome. Sorry.

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    1. Re:You're comparing 2 years to 6...? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Actually, our secondary nameserver, which also works as our RADIUS authenticator, has been running on the same P100 24/7 for the past ten years.

      I wish it had that kind of uptime (not that it would mean anything, since I've only been working here a little over 2 years), but Jesus, the same hardware is still doing its job! Cheap PC hardware my ass!

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      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
  80. Ours have 3 monthes left Tops by samsmithnz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're currently migrating a perfectly good Finance system to ASP.NET. Its been on a VAX for 15 years and works fine, but there is just no support left. The probabilty that we will still be using the same ASP.NET in 15 years is very low...

  81. link by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1
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  82. The mighty have fallen by aauu · · Score: 1

    I am old enough to remember when the VAX was king of the minicomputers and DEC was flying high. HP was a wannabe computer company. Now DEC is owned by HP as a side effect of HP purchasing another PC manufacturer. Microsoft was a footnote in the computing industry at this time.

    Will Microsoft become another footnote like DEC or a niche company like IBM? Microsoft's lengthing product cycles are opening up gaps that will allow competitors to steal major market share between releases. The next version of Microsoft's software will be the last.

    When the largest dinosaur is dying he does not know it, and the eventual successor is not visible to him.

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    When I was young, I had to rub sticks together to compute.
    1. Re:The mighty have fallen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen Dude, I know in Geektopia every day is sunshine, but 40 billion in cash (or is it 50) guarantees that Microsoft will be with us for a very..very long time.

  83. I _KNEW_ VMS... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I worked withVMS... VMS was my friend... and, Windows NT, you're no VMS!

    Very seriously, in the early years Microsoft kept saying that Windows NT was "similar" to VMS. So when we ran into various problems, I would look for Windows NT equivalents to familiar VMS utilities.

    They weren't there.

    And the five-foot-shelf of well-written, comprehensive, accurate documentation in China Red binders wasn't there.

    And the source code on microfiche wasn't there.

    I have no doubt that in some core internal details the two systems were similar, but at the level of the ordinary user AND the ordinary system manager, VMS was far more mature. I miss VMS, and I miss Digital.

    (I knew Digital... Digital was my friend... and Compaq, I mean HP, you're no Digital.)

    1. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by dargaud · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I landed my first summer job as a VAX programmer at NASA back in '86 as a student. They sat me at a terminal under the documentation. I was terrorized at first by the 20 thick orange volumes and the bending shelf supporting them, afraid that they were going to collapse on me and kill me. I woould move away each time someone came to pick a volume up. When I started using Unix, I couldn't figure anything out in their 'help' system. Man pages ?!? Hah ! Gimme VMS help anytime. A few VAX quotes:
      "Most of the VAX instructions are in microcode, but HALT and NO-OP are in hardware for efficiency."
      "VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix." --W. Davidson.
      "The big difference between UNIX and VMS:
      To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command.
      To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET."
      --
      Non-Linux Penguins ?
    2. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Alas, poor VMS. I knew him, Slashdot. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times...

    3. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by valderost · · Score: 1

      Windows NT may not be VMS...but Dave Cutler, a key designer of both, acknowledges that WNT is VMS with each letter shifted one place...just like HAL and IBM. This was common knowledge inside Digital.

    4. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAL stands for Heuristically ALgorithmic (computer), according to the text of 2001. Clarke has made statements that he unintentionally shifted the letters of IBM when making up that name.

    5. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by lophophore · · Score: 1

      You only had the version 4 manuals then.

      The version 5 manuals would take all 10 feet of the back of my cube.

      Wow! Nothing like a 10 foot stack of documentation.

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      * those who can count
      * those who can't
    6. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by thegrommit · · Score: 1

      VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix

      Heh. My "Little Gray Book" for translating between VMS and Ultrix effectively taught me how to use Unix.

      For those feeling nostalgic, this page has links to a DCL emulator and EDT-like editor.

    7. Re:I _KNEW_ VMS... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      A lot of the cryptic SYSGEN parameters were duplicated in the Registry, and I've seen at least one exotic kernel-mode bug show up on both architectures.

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  84. Re:6 year uptime ? Phooey. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    --You had an ABACUS?? Luxury! When I was a lad, we had to wait till NIGHTFALL and use the STARS to count!
    :b

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    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  85. Remember how? by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    Just think if there was anything special you needed to do at boot time or just after. What if there was no one around anymore who knew about it? Bummer.

    1. Re:Remember how? by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. If things work the way they do around here: "Hmm, looks like the IJKLDaemon didn't start after the reboot. Now let's look in init.d.... wha?"

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    2. Re:Remember how? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Hmm, looks like the IJKLDaemon didn't start after the reboot.

      That's why I switched to the WASDDaemon.

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      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  86. Sweet sweet memories... by tyroneking · · Score: 1
    Of my college VAX system with 100's of terminals across the campus.

    Who's on-line lists; command line email (so much easier to use than Outlook); me and my mates wrote an on-line magazine called Dogsday with selective readership blocking; the incomprehensible Minitab for pharmacology analysis (the *only* time my fellow students sought me out because even then I was the main geek); the late-night hacking sessions (and I was c*** at it - but for once being c*** at something saved my ass when some of the other guys got kicked out of college for managing to do the thing I couldn't - i.e. reset the login timer).

    Of course, as said elsewhere, the real joy of of Vax was the ghostly warm glow from lovely orange terminals (I really didn't dig the green ones).

  87. Strange Cousins by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 2, Funny

    The strange thing is that Windows XP is an indirect descendant of the OS that probably is running on those VAX systems with those giant swinging uptimes. The story goes that back in the day, the Windows NT team had a large number of VMS vetrans on board, and that there was more than a little bit of code in common between VMS and Windows NT. The story is actually kinda interesting; you can read about it here.

    The urban legend is that Windows NT is so called because if you "add" one letter to each of VMS, you get WNT (like with HAL and IBM). And then if you're feeling snarky, you say something like "see, you had to know that the NT couldn't stand for new technology." But you probably shouldn't expect anyone to laugh.

    1. Re:Strange Cousins by myg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Cutler himself admits to the VMS+1=WNT thing. In addition, NT originally stood for N-Ten, which was the codename of the i860 RISC processor from Intel. Back then it was dubbed a "Cray on a Chip"; that was NT's original target although Dave always intended to keep the system portable.

      In the end, the i860 turned out to be not such a good idea and they moved NT to MIPS -- a chip preferred by Cutler -- as well as familiar to some of the ex-digital crew since I believe Cutler had managed the compiler group for the MIPS-Based DECStations.

    2. Re:Strange Cousins by stuckatwork · · Score: 1

      A great book about the story of Cutler and his team is Showstopper.

      Here's the book on Amazon

      It's a great read.

  88. Modern systems? by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Modern systems, eh?

    Funny how those obsolete VAX/VMS systems just keep on going. No crashes or reboots, flawless clustering (remember how the Dutch police moved to a new building with ZERO downtime, just by migrating processes from node to node?), rock-solid security, and tools that let admins manage huge networks of servers and workstations with ease. So-called modern systems, like Unix, are now where VAX/VMS was, what, 10 years ago, 15 years ago in some cases. Sun clusters? A joke! The failure of VAX/VMS is one of DEC's marketing department, not their engineers.

    1. Re:Modern systems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays, you make bucks from the support services, not from the software you sell. The money made in the process is then invested in advertising, more support centers, crush the competition, that sort of things.
      If you sell something that works from the start, and invest in good enginering, how are you supposed to build a succesfull business ?
      Nota bene : I'm not in favour of these practices, I'm merely pointing out reasons of the DEC demise.

      - A sad AC -

    2. Re:Modern systems? by hughk · · Score: 1

      OpenVMS is still alive and well. The largest electronic financial futures and options exchange in the world still runs it, which is why generally speaking, it just works.

      --
      See my journal, I write things there
    3. Re:Modern systems? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you sell something that works from the start, and invest in good enginering, how are you supposed to build a succesfull business ?

      Well, DEC had a big service (systems integration/consulting/support) business too.

      The mistake they made was that the engineers believed that the system was so good there was no need to actively sell it - and the engineers ran the show at DEC. Meanwhile, Sun, SGI, et al, were all about their brands, and that worked great for them. Set the industry back 10 years in the process, tho'.

    4. Re:Modern systems? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OpenVMS is still alive and well. The largest electronic financial futures and options exchange in the world still runs it

      Yeah, my esteemed employer has a data centre packed with VMS boxes running applications written in VAX Pascal.

      Every few years, some bright spark tries to port the whole lot to C++ on Unix, they always fail. Presently some genius is trying to port it to NT... I don't want to name names, but there is a whole book, in stores right now, that chronicles the many expensive disasters that have befallen the company due mostly to this.

    5. Re:Modern systems? by rrhal · · Score: 1

      VAX's just worked. They did what the documentation said they would do with very little errata. They were stable, easy to program.

      Back in 1990 we were having trouble getting any other network to really work for our group on a global scale. Decnet worked for us - we were able to move our operational data around the world (ESA, NASA, NASDA) easily.

      They were not cheap. They cost 5-10 times as much as rival Unix mini-computers per unit of computation power. That is what did them in.

      --
      All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain
    6. Re:Modern systems? by hughk · · Score: 1
      THe app that I know and have worked with over time (www.eurexchange.com) was mostly written in COBOL and C. There is even a critical file maintenance program written in FORTRAN. They got rid of the Pascal some time ago though, I didn't miss it.

      The C is, of course, DEC C and it is full of stuff like descriptors, calls to SYS$QIO, SYS$ENQ (I really loved that one) and so on. Really protable, and unless you get to call the XP kernel directly, not easily to port. The fronte end is coded in Java amongst other things and runs on Suns and Win. needless to say it isn't so reliable.

      I just hope that they can build the Itaniums to run VMS as well. However, the Alpha represented a peak of chip design.

      --
      See my journal, I write things there
  89. Re: HP inherited platforms by markhb · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the One True Gem from the various companies Compaq picked up: the ultra-super-high-availability (as in you have to have a full project plan to cover all the steps to make it shut down fully) Tandem. Of course, that is also planned to migrate onto Itanic.

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    Save Maine's economy: write stuff down. All comments are exclusively my own, not my employer.
  90. Ironically.... Windows NT/2k is VMS's Child by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Informative

    When Digital fired most of its VMS team in a cost cutting frenzy, Mirosoft had the good sense to hire them up. David N. Cutler who was the VMS project leader became the NT project leader at MS. Cutler brought most of his team with him. The result was that NT was in many ways a clone of VMS with a Win32 API and Win16 API layer on top. The story is famous and is told here.

    1. Re:Ironically.... Windows NT/2k is VMS's Child by FunkyRat · · Score: 1

      You know... I've been wondering for some time, given NT's heritage, if it'd be possible to slap a VMS API on top of NT/XP. I'm sure that's a seriously lame thought, but... I miss my (college's) VAX.

  91. Another Vaxen in the Wall pt. 2 by identity0 · · Score: 1

    (To the tunes of "Happiest days of our lives" and "Another brick in the wall pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)

    Well when we grew up and went to work,
    There were certain managers,
    Who would hurt the Vaxen any way they could.
    By pouring their derision,
    Upon anything they did,
    Driving Digital out of business,
    However carefully they made the Vax.

    But in the town it was well known,
    When they got home at night,
    Their fat and psychopathic PCs would thrash them,
    Within inches of their lives.

    We don't need to reset button
    We don't need no windows key
    No dark sarcasm on the Slashdot
    Manager, leave those Vaxen alone!
    Hay, manager, leave those Vaxen alone!

    All in all it's just another Vax in the wall
    All in all it's just another Troll in the wall

    - identity0

  92. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, we did. Computer chess games were crap back then; chess needs a fast CPU. Weather forecasting needs faster CPUs. Some financial exotic-option valuations need fast CPUs. There are a lot of problems that benefit greatly from faster hardware. The fact that you're ignorant of them doesn't mean they don't exist.

  93. Ahh... The good old times... by linuxhansl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember working for DEC as a student worker. We had one VAX that supported our entire group (VT-XXX terminals using LSE). Today my laptop is more powerful than that VAX.

    I also remember when we got an upgrade to the "new" VAX line. The old ones used to be these big washing machine types of machines, we had them in the 3rd floor, and remember waiting up there to see how they get the new washing machines up there.
    I was waiting for a while with a colleague, when suddenly a technician came in, carrying a little box under his arm. He put the box on the old washing machine, reconnected some cables and left... Leaving me a my friend open-mouthed.

  94. wow that was retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks!

  95. Vax systems are cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi

    Having spent the first 6 years of my computer life with VAX/VMS systems, it is sad to see them slowly disappear

    There are so many if-only stories about VAXes, it is a real shame that DEC didn't market them properly, and exploit the 'new' PC architecture 20 years ago. It wasn't unusual to a VAX/Oracle server to run for 2 years without a glitch, which could be said for some UNIX/Oracle systems at the time.

    Times have changed, UNIX adapted, became very stable and became available on low cost hardware. VAX just disappeared as DEC did nothing.

    Talk about neglecting the Golden Goose!

  96. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    I don't know that Star Wars (ep 4) had any... yet they remain icons of the Sci-Fi film industry to this day.

    Yes, it had some CGI. In one notable scene there were literally dozens (and that was a gasp-inducing number back in the day) of CGI elements on screen, in this case spaceships. The first time I saw that scene in a theater, I remember thinking how bad the CGI work was. There was one ship that started to come into view then disappeared. It was such a HUGE glaring error I figured everyone would be talking about it the next day. No one was. No one else had seen it. In fact, over time my geek friends managed to convince me I'd imagined it.

    Cut to just a few years ago. I was highly gratified to catch an interview on TV with someone involved in the re-release who was talking about the big screwup in the big space battle scene. He opined that probably nobody even noticed.

    Well, some of us did. If computer advancement will help that kind of stuff to not happen, little anal-retentive, highly attentive geeks like I was will be highly appreciative.

  97. Ultrix-32 by toriver · · Score: 1

    But VMS wasn't the only OS to run on VAX hardware - there was also Ultrix-32, which WAS a "Unix" (or BSD).

  98. Starting to look at the migration process by abcxyz · · Score: 1

    We just started our 4 year lease cycle on a 4 node OpenVMS Alpha Cluster. We're primarly an Oracle shop, and use the servers for our databases, but the cost is becoming prohibitive and are now looking at the prospect of a *nix migration at the end of this lease. Leaning toward linux because the TCO numbers look better, but a number of people will need to "re-tool" their OS sysadmin skills. OpenVMS is on hell of a reliable OS, but you sure can't describe it as a commodity OS -- so much doesn't run on it. Had we been a unix shop, or if Oracle 9iAS were available for OpenVMS, we could have hosted the application on existing hardware but instead had to purchase several W2k boxen to do the same job.

    I have a background in Oracle, Unix, Linux and OpenVMS so have "acquired" the task of figuring out our strategy. Really fun actually!

    -- Rick

  99. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

    I've seen some interesting responses, but they missed some of these apps:

    -statistical computing--it can take a long time to do heavy number crunching

    -simulations--seismology, weather, astronomy, astrophysics, and similar fields need number crunching power. This is not even talking about things like the NEC earth simulator--it gets used!

    -medical research--the human genome project, IIRC, was finished early due to faster computers. I think the cure for AIDS/cancer will be a similar situation: if we want the answer, it will be found through the data processing power we now possess (along with human resourcefulness and creativity).

    The list could continue, but the next time you take a modern drug, remember that pharmaceuticals have been heavily advanced by good computers.

    I think that these reasons suffice--we need faster computers, more refined equipment, and better technology in general. There are uses for these things, and while we can get by in the mean time, remember that businesses got by before there were even any automated adding machines (aside from the abacus). Our ancestors all survived long enough to breed without any of our conveniences, but that doesn't mean I want to back to that. It just means that I consider myself lucky (statistically speaking) to have access to the technology that I do.

    --
    "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
  100. People Are Still Using A Vax? by Long-EZ · · Score: 1
    About ten years ago, a local hospital was faced with paying several thousand dollars to have their Vax 11/780 hauled off as hazardous waste. I cut my computing teeth on a DECsystem 10, and played on several PDP 11s and Vax computers (via Telnet, long, long ago, in a galaxy far away). My nostalgia got the better of me, I borrowed a double axle trailer and hauled the Vax to my house and put it in the living room, along with the line printer, operator console, and a couple of large Winchester drives. It was a hell of a conversation starter. I never powered it up. It would have taken about $6 per day for the electricity to run it. I should have at least seen what kind of data was on the hard drives. As I recall, each washing machine sized drive held a whopping 256 megabytes, so, half a gig total. For a sense of perspective, my MP3 player has a 20 GB drive.

    I parted with the Vax a few years later, as my wife's only prenuptual requirement. It found a home in an upstart computer museum.

    The DEC equipment was excellent. I miss it.

    --
    >> My ultraviolent Linux switch video.
  101. Great System by kbarrett · · Score: 5, Insightful

    VMS was a great operating system (except for I/O throughput). Anyone that was an engineer at DEC would say so. It was COMMON for those systems to stay up for years without a reboot (software upgrades did nto need rebooting), and it had a lot to do with the design of the software and the developers rather than the hardware. The OS had proper protections of resources and privileges, software was released with the constant concern of migration or backward compatibility, and languages all had a common call API -- making it easy to link objects compiled in different languages. Commands were user-friendly, and the GUI (if you wanted it) was X (Motif at that time). Remember that you could also not just control user privs, but about 32 other items such as disk quota, how much memory they could consume, the maximum CPU time before being forced to swap, etc. From a business perspective, a multi-user, time-sharing, reliable, networking (supported TCP/IP, LAT, DECnet, SNA, ...), and popular (DEC was #2 in the world) system was a good choice. The enemy was the mainframe -- a non-dristributed, expensive investment. It's sad developers that did not grow up in this environment will not be able to see it as anything but old technology.

    BTW -- yes, Y2k had little to no impact on VMS. It was designed to be date "correct" from the beginning. Extremely few Y2k patches for VMS appeared, and they were mostly for applications rather than the OS.

    What killed VMS was being tied to the expensive hardware it ran on. When support for a sytem costs you 5-6 figures a year compared to buying a Linux/NT server for $1-$5k brand new, plus the VAX hardware was not compatible with other systems (except for the Alpha perhaps), you had to question it's value in your server room. Don't forget the large power consuption of the older systems as well.

    If DEC had been allowed to release VMS for Intel as a product (which DID exist as a prototype within DEC), it might still be a viable choice today. I understood this did not happen due to the agreement between Microsoft and DEC when they partnered to port applications to NT and cross-train personnel for PC support -- a smart move on Microsoft's part, as it would certainly have prevented NT from catching on.

    Even now Linux and Microsoft strive to achieve the same level of clustering integration VMS enjoyed almost transparently. Unix/Linux is much more flexible and efficient and cost-effective, but this comes at a trade-off of being more technical to use and with less administrative control. Eventually the "lack of applications" problem will fade away.

    Hopefully Linux adoption can return us to those "no Microsoft products in use here" days.

    Keith-who-was-a-VMS-product-developer-and-admin- at -DEC

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    ---

    Keith Barrett (kgb)

  102. VAX is dying... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Funny
    VAX is dying. Look at the writing on the wall. Netcraft confirms. The number of posts to usenet about VAX is dropping. Yet another crippling bombshell. Red ink! River of blood!!

    ah, forget it.

  103. VAX/VMS 4 Eva by kmhebert · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ha, this brings me back. My first post-graduation job was for a VAX/VMS to Solaris migration. This ancient VAX had spent years processing satellite telemetry data for the U.S. government. I learned a lot about how to migrate old data into a new data structure and just generally how to get an old system to talk to a newer one. The VAX did a great job at storing and processing data but they wanted to upgrade that part of the process so that it would be compatible with some of the newer UNIX software they had built. Of course, since this was government work, the project was scrapped after several years of paying very expensive salaries in favor of supporting the VAX/VMS based system. It would not surprise me in the least to learn that they are still using the old VAX for the exact same purpose today.

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  104. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your internet experience should be made read-only

  105. My last VAX by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    The last VAX I used was running 4BSD. Shouldn't be any problem porting over to FreeBSD. Oh wait! Did you say VMS? And you're running proprietary software? Written in assembler?

    Sorry, can't help you...

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  106. Port to Itanium has been out for a while. by funwithBSD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least internally:

    I have a screenie of VMS booting into an Itanium based cluster from May 30th, 2003.

    Cant post it, because the "*"'s from the display trigger lameness filter...

    Ironic.

    Regression testing is not done yet, so it is only in hands of developers, and some customers for testing, like us.

    There is a rumour that they have an AMD port as well...

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    Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
  107. Re:Alpha? Alpha is dead by hearingaid · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Incidentally, I just saw somebody mentioning Tru64. This is quite possibly the worst commercial Unix ever. Do not run Tru64. Do not take the CDs out of the shrinkwrap. Treat them as you would mail from AOL.

    God. I once had an account on a Tru64 system. It was every bad thing you ever heard about Unix, all rolled into one. Make your machine happy, put NetBSD or something useful on it, if you must have your Unix.

    --

    my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

  108. Yes, VMS was pure horror by Baki · · Score: 1

    I used to do system programming on a VAX/VMS before I knew UNIX. I didn't know better at the time (15 years ago), but once I learned UNIX, I knew what horror VMS is: extremely inelegant, brute force, heavy, awful. I still have bad dreams when thinking about the irregular, bulky and ugly structure of that OS. Good to read that it finally dies. Just a pity that it lives on a little bit in WinNT, which by the way is just as inelegant and ugly as VMS.

  109. VAX in music by toddhisattva · · Score: 3, Funny
    Since this is a thread about VAX and Walls....

    Careful with that VAX, Eugene!

  110. Good (up)times by saddino · · Score: 1

    I did sysadmin work back in the day and I fondly remember the great uptimes of our VAXen (running 4.2 BSD); in fact, what usually brought a system down was a disk crash -- those seemed to happen ALL the time. Thanks goodness for nighly tape dumps!

  111. unix variant root hack: by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Boot from bootable media (solaris install disc, linux boot disc). Mount root filesystem. Edit the shadow file, leaving a blank where the hash should be. unmount, reboot.

    Boot normally, but this time, boot single user mode (usually by adding 's' to the bootloader prompt). System will boot, but not ask for the root password, leaving you with a root shell. Then you can run passwd at set the root password to whatever you want.

    Alternate option- If running linux, and the bootloader isn't locked down, add following to the end GRUB or LILO "command line":
    init=/bin/bash s

    You will be dropped straight into a root shell, as the scripts that would have asked you for a password will never get run.

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  112. Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (Part 3) by xYoni69x · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't need no arms around me
    I don't need no drugs to calm me
    I have seen the writing on the wall
    Don't think I need anything at all
    No, don't think I need anything at all
    All in all it was all just bricks in the wall
    All in all you were all just bricks in the wall

    Pink Floyd - The Wall

    --
    void*x=(*((void*(*)())&(x=(void*)0xfdeb58)))();
  113. Dead DEC by cbelt3 · · Score: 1

    DEC didnt' die. It was murdered by the CEO and middle management. They made attempts to get into the PC market (anyone remember "Rainbow" ?) with what was essentially a microVax, but that flopped. Sure, Compaq may have bought the dregs, but it was a dead, rotted corpse by the time the company sign went down. That being said, they made some seriously bitchin hardware, that continues to be used to this day, and not just as central 'mainframes' for business/university users, but as embedded central processors in a lot of high tech (for the 80's) equipment. We keep an old PDP 8 CPU board on hand for an old CNC machine where I work. And getting the LS120 teletype to keep working.. whew !. (I personally miss the old "Cookie Monster" shell script...)

    1. Re:Dead DEC by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 1

      The Rainbow was an MS-DOS PC-non-clone; you're thinking of the Professional, which were micro-PDP11s with a unique crippled bus and a menu-driven operating system appropriately called POS.

      --
      echo 33676832766569823265328479713269.8639857989Pq | dc
    2. Re:Dead DEC by cbelt3 · · Score: 1

      Oh ! Thanks for the info. I never had the joy/sadness of using either of those. I do fondly remember the old PDP 8 that we used to have to boot up with the ocal three fingered trick (flick, flick, flick, LOAD, repeat until the boot program is up to load the little curl of paper tape..) Ah, when computers were computers, and do do serious damage you had to live in close harmony with other geeks in a place called a computer center.....

    3. Re:Dead DEC by lahi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I am not quite sure about the timeline here. The Rainbow was quite unique in that it had two CPU's: a Z80 and an Intel 8088. At boot time, you could either enter VT220 mode (using it as a plain terminal) or boot the operating system, CP/M-80/86, a very interesting system, which allowed you to use either Z80 (or 8080) programs or 8086 programs. I believe they called this "soft-sense technology" (it was also patented?), but in reality I guess they simply decided by name whether a program was one or the other, loaded the code into the user area (at 0100h?), then switched the CPU as appropriate before jumping to the program. CP/M-80 programs were suffixed .COM, whereas CP/M-86 programs were suffixed .CMD.

      It was only later, when the IBM PC had won, that MS-DOS was ported to the Rainbow.

      I remember how I attended a computer fair (MikroData) in Copenhagen in the years 1984 and 1985. In 1984 booths showing secondary equipment (computer tables, printers and other devices, etc) had typically obtained (loaned? rented?) a Rainbow to show. Next year, all machines used for display were IBM PCs.

      (Oh, and in 1984 I typed my first "ls" on a Z8000 Cromemco machine, possibly running CROMIX? In 1985 I think they had a huge inflated "Macintosh" at the Apple booth. Also the LISA's from the year before were gone, I think.)

      -Lasse

  114. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    Once computers were purchasable by mere mortals rather than institutions, many people could noodle around with ideas of creativity (word processing, visualization, music, etc). Before those tasks could become foremost in the user's mind, the mechanisms for interacting with the computer (mouse, audio, visualization) had to become less onerous than the task the user was trying to accomplish.

    You could make perfectly acceptable looking documents in WordStar or TeX, for instance - but trying to visualize the final look of the document as you're editing it became a serious problem. Of course, many would argue that that's what TeX was all about - concentrate on content rather than format - but I'd assert that separating content and format is not a "natural" way for humans to think. I guess my argument is that new technologies lowered the barrier to widespread computer use.

    sloth jr

  115. Re:VAX tech? Hah! by Phaedra · · Score: 1

    Back in the mid-80's, that's the way our univ. VAXen were serviced... some (well-groomed, btw) dudes in suits would show up, carefully remove and hang up their jackets, open up their stainless-steel tool cases and proceed to take the machines apart. As a lowly comp. sci. student, I marveled at what kind of technology allowed (and required!) the 'mechanics' to dress in three-piece suits.

  116. Perfect illustration: by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    WTF, does Microsoft expect me to update my scripts everytime it gets s new idea of how to do things?!!!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Perfect illustration: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF, does Microsoft expect me to update my scripts everytime it gets s new idea of how to do things?!!!

      Because they own 90% of the desktop market and they don't give a shit about you. I mean, what are you going to do, use Linux instead?

  117. Re:6 year uptime ? Phooey. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    But it comes down to what you can do during that uptime. No matter how much practice you have, you're not going to be able to do more than a few operations per second. My windows computer has had an uptime of almost twenty minutes (!) now, and it's probably done a simmilar amount of operations to your abacus.

  118. Unix has nice points, but it sure isn't VMS... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Despite the flamebait-like subject...

    I really do miss a number of things about VMS.

    Logicals were wonderful, especially the fact that you could set them at the system and group levels as well as the user levels. Why didn't Unix ever do something like that? I should *not* have to reboot to set a system level variable?

    I also prefered VMS's permission scheme.

    Versioning built into the FS - aaaahhhhh.

    The system tools, yes! The thing *came* with a system monitor that blew the doors off most of the things that have been added on like a bag to the side of Unix.

    VMS had a *lot* to offer, as obviously did Unix. Too bad the two camps were always at each others' throats. Had they combined, *nix would kick Windows' butt even more than it already does.

    In the mid-80s, around the time the XT or AT came out, someone (Boston Software?) came out with a VMS emulator that ran on top of DOS and gave you multiple logins via the serial ports. What ever happened to that?

    1. Re:Unix has nice points, but it sure isn't VMS... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      I didn't mean the subject as flamebait, I was more pointing out that it was very different in important ways from UNIX. Trying to port a Unix program to VMS was a pain. The "Unix way" didn't fit there.

      And as I said, it sure did have some nice points.

      --
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    2. Re:Unix has nice points, but it sure isn't VMS... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry - I meant that some folks would take *my* subject as flamebait, not that yours was.

  119. Re:VAX tech? Yes! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    OK, so it's been since the 80s in Atlanta since I've been in a VAX environment (sniff).

    But that *was* the typical VAX support guy who showed up. White shirt, dark tie, short hair. You have to remember, their main target was companies who wished they could afford IBM, or who wanted to get away from IBM, or at the very least other, traditional computing environments.

    It probably also matters where you are. Today, in Atlanta, I'd still expect the guy to look pretty much the same. If he showed up in Austin looking like that, except *maybe* at a bank, everyone would figure he was a singing telegram joke or a terrorist!

  120. Pointing and Clicking by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1
    the only excellent products to come out of redmond are Dos 4, Win98se and win2k; everything lese deserves the scorn that is heaped upon it.

    The only halfway good products to come out of Redmond are mice.

    1. Re:Pointing and Clicking by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget XBox. Even if you hate Microsoft, you can't hate cheap hardware.

  121. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Those ships weren't CGI, they were physical models. When a ship blew up on-screen, they were litterally sticking explosives in a model ship and blasting it to hell.

    You can see boxes around most of the ships in the original trilogy (less so in Return of the Jedi, though) where the background is a bit off-color. They pretty much glued the pictures of the model into the frame.

    Laser and lightsabre effects were rotoscped, and not CGI.

    To the best of my knowledge, there was no CGI whatsoever in episode 4 or 5, and at best, maybe the laser and lightsabre effects were CGI in episode 6, but I think they were still rotoscoping them.

    The special editions had lots of CGI, but that's a different matter.

  122. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Forgot to mention: The disappearing spaceships (the big space battle in Return of the Jedi was full of magical ships that would vanish into nowhere, blow up without getting shot, skip a few frames, or fly backwards) was because they were inserted into the frames. It's like the glitches in stop-motin movies like Jason and the Argonauts. The more things you have moving, the easier it is to screw up a frame here and there, and the harder it is to catch those mistakes.

  123. The picture in the article.. by deacon · · Score: 3, Informative
    Is the inside of a air cooled VAX 9000 .

    There was originally a water cooled version, but by using heatsinks that look like a bed of nails, and ducting the cooling air from a blower in the bottom of the unit to impinge individually on each heatsink ( the ducting is removed in the pic ) it was possible to ditch all the water cooling hardware.

    These systems were meant for raised floor installations where chilled air was blown up thru missing floor panels, right into the fan intake.

    And that is not a real service guy... he does not have a static strap!

    It's kind of strange that the article makes no mention of HP Remarketing, which still provides parts and support.

  124. six year uptime seems kinda small! by wildman6801 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember working at a university back in 99, when they decommisioned 2 VAX's. These VAX's were purchased in 86 and was giving an uptime around 13 years, no shutdowns, no reboots, no problems. To thing they replaced them with 6 NT 4 systems. The first week they were up, they had to be reboot multiply times and they became infected with a trojen horse. unfortionalty this first week became a normal week! I guess the university should remember the old statement: "If it's not broke don't fix it!"

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  125. Yeah, I think that's the same machine... by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Can't seem to remember the host name, though.

    Circa 1995, they retired the VAX, and lucky folks got an account on the Convex "supercomputer."

    Then the Convex's motherboard ["backplane," whatever] started acting all flaky [right around the time that Hewlett Packard purchased Convex], and they migrated everyone to an IBM AIX box [or cluster of boxes], known as isis.unc.edu, which is where they remain.

    But back in the day, all the action was on the VAX.

  126. How I crashed a VAX... by Teancum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem was that in order to crash a VAX, it had to be intentional. Kinda like you were saying.

    With the help of a couple of buddies of mine during our CS assembly class, we poured through the documentation and wrote a memory worm, I.E. from straight out of Core Wars, we wrote "IMP" but for VAX-11 assembly. This is where you have the program make a copy of itself and transfer machine operation to the new copy you just made. This ends up filling all of RAM with a copy of itself, unless you have memory protections in place.

    Then to make life a little bit more interesting, after running it under normal user mode with boring results like memory access errors, and running it under the VMS debugger utility to make sure it was doing what we wanted it to do, we fiddled with the processor status bits, including the "reserved" bits, changing the software to kernel mode and a couple of other "undocumented" features. We could run it without any software protection at that point. "Accidentily" we pressed the "Run" command in the debugger, then the system went down almost immediately... or at least nobody could get anything else to work.

    Immediately we ran to the sysadmin and told the story to him. He thought we were off our rocker, and didn't believe us that we could shut down the system. After about a 1/2 hour, he decided to do a cold reboot of the VAX, after pulling out the manual for trying to figure out just how to do that. It still wouldn't reboot at that point. Finally, he had to re-install the OS from tape and rebuild the hard-drives from scratch, as if it were a fresh out-of-the-box computer (actually, worse than that). Because he was a pretty clueful sysadmin, he got everybody back up and going in about 2 days (regular tape backups of just about everything). This "club" of ours (we did register with college as a formal club... beer napkin, as the club charter, and all) still claimed "credit" for the mishap, but DEC said we were full of it and couldn't have done it. Since the computer was still under warentee at the time with essentially an unlimited service contract from DEC, it really didn't cost the school anything to deal with the issue, other than the downtime of the computer.

    Yeah, we had fun with the VAX. I also loved the games of Pong and Breakout we made with the VT100 terminals (These are ASCII-only terminals). Weird glitches that would form every now and again because of time slices to other users, but otherwise pretty fun games. Not to mention Empire tournaments.

    1. Re:How I crashed a VAX... by javiercero · · Score: 1

      That is all fine and all... except that the vax does process protection through adress translation not processor mode bits. Are you sure it was a VAX you were using...

      Also if he had to reinstall VMS to restart it, it does not seem to me that sysadmin was clueful at all.

    2. Re:How I crashed a VAX... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      First of all, it was an early version of VMS, and I'm not really absolutely sure that this software was the cause, but the coincidence was just too good to be true. In terms of the processor status register having an effect on processor protection, there are reserved bits that are meant for kernel mode software in the CPU, and in some parts of the VAX documentation it even mentions them, just not in the normal assembly language sections. The only way to set the bits is to push the status register onto the stack, flip the bits manually, then pop them back into the status register. Normally this is done with a subroutine jump, but if you know where the state of the register is stored at in the stack, you can edit it and put it back.

      The Sysadmin did try a bunch of other things first, and it was DEC that acutally suggested that he reload VMS onto the system. There were some serious security breeches I didn't mention, including how I got clear-text version of the password file from my individual user account (no privledges, supposedly). Let's just say that we had fun hacking that system, and the primary users were primarily CS students, so we had a whole lot of fun pulling pranks on each other, together with a 24/7 computer lab at a relatively small college (about 2000 students, with only about 150 CS students total...if you included the CS 101 crowd as well). What is more, these exploits paled in comparison to early tales when the college was hooked up to the early MECC system on an old CDC Cyber mainframe. Now that was real fun hacking, but I was in junior high school when all that fun was going on, and just hitting it from the outside barely able to run my own software and simple BASIC programs that I had written for that system at the time. That old system made the VAX seem positivlely modern.

    3. Re:How I crashed a VAX... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you are suggesting is that an early revision of the CPU would not have protection against user mode programs fiddling CPU control bits? Seems like an unlikely bonehead mistake, since the need for such protection was certainly common knowledge at the time. Did you tell DEC about the exact method you used to confuse the processor?

    4. Re:How I crashed a VAX... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      You really think this was in some tech manual? This was just a bunch of college kids that knew a bunch about computers and could read between the lines, even though some of the information was plainly available. This was a case of security through obscurity, and I'd also like to point out that this sort of hacking was from a bunch of computer geeks who cut their teeth on mainframe computers and the early 8-bit micros like the Apple ][ and Comodore systems. While technical documentation was pretty good for those early systems, you still had to push to find stuff that wasn't "officially" listed in the specs. We just happened to find another "undocumented" feature in the VAX systems, that is all. There is stuff like this in a Pentium CPU as well (undocumented CPU instructions and status register bits), so it really shouldn't come as too much of a surprise.

      Had I been doing some of this stuff in a commercial, professional environment, I more than likely would have been fired. Instead, I was at a very permissive college where the faculty actually encouraged this sort of behavior, on the theory that we were learning about computer architechture by doing this sort of hacking, and the system was bought principly for our use anyway. As long as we didn't screw up the system too bad for the rest of the students, we were welcome and encouraged to see how far we could go.

      The professors at the college were under the mistaken belief at the time that software-only attacks really couldn't do that much damage, and for the most part they were correct. The worst-case situation was like I described, where the system OS had to be rebuilt.

  127. Re:6 year uptime ? Phooey. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Well to reply to y'all then what can I say.

    Stars ? STARS ! Now that would've been luxury. My family have lived in a hole in the ground for 7 generations (covered by the obligatory piece of musty tarpaulin) and you only got to surface 'n' see the stars on a Sunday (and then only if you'd been good)

    To confound it all we had to "abacus" using grandpas Dougals propietary "ninary" system (He lost a finger in a scything accident) and all our figgurin' was done based round his high fallutin' new age "digital" system. The old galloot used to charge use a turnip each time we used it too ("that there's my intarlektual property son")

    As for yer fancy Winders system and it's twenty minutes uptime well, when I was a lad we had to go out 'n' git our own viruses by kissin' Girls (and sailors). And that took a bit longer than 20 minutes I'll tell you (admittedly not much longer as the sailors round these parts have always been rather keen)

    6 years uptime on a VAX. I ask you...

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  128. Migrating to Inanium is an "upgrade"? by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would anyone want to migrate to the Inanium at this late date? Now that Intel finally caved and cloned AMD's 64-bit machines, the Itanium is clearly on the way out. That's not where you want to be three years from now. The Itanium is headed for the Intel scrap heap of wierd processors, along with the i860, the i960, and the iapx432. All of which were architecturally better than x86.

    1. Re:Migrating to Inanium is an "upgrade"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because HP and Compaq and DEC as individual companies and as combined companies went straight into the toilet after it made deals with the two heads of the dragon from the lake of fire - Intel and MS

      NT on Alpha? (the, by far, most powerful processor of its time) please... Let run NT on Alpha, so we can create the most powerful virus distribution system the world has ever known!

      12:013 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the Engineering Groups which brought forth VAX, VMS and Alpha.

      12:017 And the dragon was wroth with the Engineering Groups, and went to make war with the remnant of their seed, which keep the commandments of VMS, and have the testimony of VAX and Alpha.

  129. WOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had to reboot my Windows 3.1 box for 10 years!!! Of course all I run notepad.

    Whatever, as if anything running on VAX can be considered a complex system. When you run simple programs that really don't do a hell of a lot, you don't need to reboot. (i.e. the programs running on them can be considered to be very simplistic by today's standards) I'm not saying they don't do important work, it's just a different era.

    It's like saying your wagon hasn't broken down on the 1 mile road to town for the past 100 years. But OOOHHHH look your pickup needed downtime after it traveled 200,000 miles in 1 year. THE WAGON IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!

    Uptime is only important if there is no chance to improve your bottom line. So basically if you haven't had a need to upgrade in the last 6 years your company is going nowhere.

    There comes a time to throw out the old shit no matter how well it did or is doing it's job. It's a sad truth. Grow, change, or die, that's business.

    1. Re:WOW!!! by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1

      Seriously brain damaged individual wrote:

      > Whatever, as if anything running on VAX can be considered a complex system..

      Well, some percentage of the ICs in your desktop 'puters and your other toys were designed using CAD software that was originally developed on VAX/VMS systems in the 1980's. And some of that software is still being used today -- like Cadence Design Systems "DRACULA", an IC CAD physical verification package.

      The individual IC CAD software packages had between 250K to 500K lines of code, excluding vendor libraries, for each product. And there were probably a hundred point tools, so something like 30 million lines of code. That's a ton of software.

      So I gotta ask the obvious question -

      What do ya consider to be complex system? And do ya think it has any where near half a million lines of code in it?

      Does this suggest anything to ya?

      How 'bout you go buy yourself a clue.

      Ya really ought to have at least one, ya know?

      best regards,

      buck

  130. Lesson, don't use anything with "Open" in the name by shri · · Score: 1

    Is it me or has anything with "Open" in the brandname gone down the drain?

    OSI (the stack), OpenVMS ...

  131. Serious Uptime by deathcow · · Score: 1

    We had a Cisco router wigging out the other month. Our Network Admin decided to reset it, and it offered this up:

    Kodiak_Rtr uptime is 6 years, 9 weeks, 3 days, 10 hours, 43 minutes

    System restarted by power-on

    1. Re:Serious Uptime by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Holy s**t! Do you know how many Cisco security vulnerability fixes have come out in six years? At least one or two have been in the TCP stack!

      High uptime figures are only cool in an academic sense. In a pragmatic sense, they're downright dangerous. Sheesh....

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  132. a big limitation of VAX/VMS by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

    I always thought the worst part about VAX/VMS was the ODS-2(?) filesystem's limitation of no more than 5 (or 6?) nested subdirectories. Of course, you could (and do) get around this with logicals. There's some things that there's simply no equivalent to in *NIX world.

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    1. Re:a big limitation of VAX/VMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH come on now, son. I forgive unix its lack of file versions if you'll forgive 6 levels of directory.

  133. well long live the king. by lophophore · · Score: 1
    Heck! They said PDP-11 was dead in 1990.

    But you can still buy a new one with support today!

    There will still be plenty of VAX to go around for a long time.

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  134. That's not uptime... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Every time you pick the damn thing up it reboots (all the beads fall to 0).

    Mal-2

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  135. connector conspiracy by sleepypants · · Score: 1

    My fondest memory working with VAX systems: hacking off plastic bits from 'standard' RJ-11 cables so they would fit VAX ports. That, and working next to the incessant whirr of a mainframe computer's fan is enough to remind me of the "good old days" ...

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  136. Operating System by Detritus · · Score: 1
    Part of the VAX's reliability was due to the way that DEC wrote systems software. Years ago, I spent some time reading the source code for some DEC device drivers. It was quite an education. The engineers who wrote the device drivers assumed that the hardware was flakey crap, likely to go catatonic at any moment. There was plenty of code in there to setup abort timers for device commands, so that if the device locked up, they could hit it with a hardware reset, and retry the command. There was also plenty of code to work around known hardware and firmware bugs in the peripherals.

    The story I heard was that DEC used to use UNIX as a diagnostic for VAX systems. Unlike VMS, UNIX was extremely sensitive to broken or flakey hardware. The UNIX philosophy was that if there was a hardware problem, the system paniced and you fixed the hardware. The operating system was written on he assumption that hardware problems were fatal errors.

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  137. PDP-10 #4469 IS STILL ALIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own KS10 system #4469, it still runs.

    DEC Forever, WinTel Never! ^_^
    (Hell, No! We won't go!)

  138. Fast VAX? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Wow, I went to a smaller school, and we ran the entire C/S department with a single VAX 11/780. When it swelled to 100 or so concurrent users it was interminably slow and evil.

    You guys must have had one big huge honking VAX compared to ours.

    I've forgotten most of the quirks of the system by now, but it was definitely unlike most other OS's. I still remember the nightmare of mixing decnet and internet addressing though. =)

    Still, the idea of them being phased out is kind of sad.

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  139. the vax, the most rock solid machine ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never ever ever ever crashed.

    Never ever had a incompatible piece of hardware.

    vax basic + fms + rms + tpu

    that"s the programming holy land

  140. VMS: solid as a rock . . . by achurch · · Score: 1
    . . . and about as much fun to use as hitting yourself on the head with one.

    (Seriously, I'm pretty impressed with VMS in retrospect, though when I was using it as a high-school student it seemed as dense as, well, a rock.)

  141. VAX Users, Owners, Managers--whatever... by GRPNAM+CMEXEC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall" article brings up some interesting issues. However, it could have dug a bit deeper. The title, all by itself, deserves some comment. Most VAX "users" probably don't even know they are using a VAX. Many of them are likely using character-cell based applications that get the job done day in and day out. It is the whining of the VAX owners and application managers to which the article really dedicates itself.

    Speaking of dedication, who can feel sorry for VAX owners who have let the whirlwind of the last decade keep them from paying attention to the critical systems and applications that keep their business going? The applications must be critical since someone noticed when the system finally crashed. The applications must be substantial since they have not already been replaced by some GUI/BlahScript solution whipped out in a couple weeks.

    Come to think of it, past efforts have probably been attempted to replace the VAX based applications but have failed for any number of reasons. I am sure you know of at least one multi-million YourCurrency development effort that was slated to replace some legacy application that either failed to deliver or was cut before it could be implemented. For the applications that actually do get replaced, if they have just been simply replaced by some point-n-click poorly designed GUI, they seldomly seem "more efficient" than the past application.

    The real issue goes much deeper than just one model of computer, like the VAX. For any organization, there might be some critical function busy spinning on some tough solid box sitting softly in some unseen corner or closet. It might be a VAX, but could also be an HP3000 or a 3B2 or maybe even a 486 clone. In a decade or less, it will be one of the sexy new systems we wish we could afford today.

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  142. UPDATE FACT! Not 6 years, 18 years without reboot! by Dr.+q00p · · Score: 1
  143. I don't think he was smoking anything... by Dr.+q00p · · Score: 1

    VMS was designed to be stable and to run on a narrow spectrum of reliable hardware. Windows, on the other hand, was designed to be cheap and to run on a broad range of "uncontrolled" hardware.
    Personally I don't think trying to add security and stability as an afterthought is a good thing, but maybe it's just me. I mean, the gamingplatform called *nix is doing pretty well.

    On the other hand, David N. Cutler worked for DuPont in the 60-ties. Who knows what kind of chemicals he got his hands on...

  144. Why I love my new Dell notebook by NaDrew · · Score: 1
    \\BRIE has been up for: 10 day(s), 1 hour(s), 5 minute(s), 58 second(s)
    So, ten days, not too impressive when compared to six years or whatever. Still, this is a Win XP Pro installation on a new machine, and once I finished applying the numerous updates and patches, the machine just runs solidly. I close the lid (sleep) when I leave or go to bed, wake it up when I need to use it, and it just works.
    And yes, it's named after cheese. In my homenet (workgroup name: WENSLEYDALE) we currently have BRIE, GLOUCESTER, and STILTON. I needed some kind of consistent naming scheme, and was tired of Middle Earth.
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    1. Re:Why I love my new Dell notebook by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      My computers are named: CHAOS, INSANITY, DESPERATION and GATEWAY.

      I wont even bother to touch on my mental issues...

      ND

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    2. Re:Why I love my new Dell notebook by nakaduct · · Score: 2, Funny

      CHAOS, INSANITY, DESPERATION and GATEWAY.

      Maybe your gateway should be called WINDOWS. Given what it leads to and all.

    3. Re:Why I love my new Dell notebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must ... resist ... do not quote ... cheese shop sketch ... from Monty Python ... must resist.

    4. Re:Why I love my new Dell notebook by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      Great idea, I think I just might do that.

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  145. Re:VAX tech? Hah! by hughk · · Score: 1
    No, I last worked at an OpenVMS site a few years ago and I started on DEC systems in the seventies. Digital engineers were always properly dressed and some could even fix things themselves rather than just swapping all the time.

    Btw, that looked like a VAX 9000 that the guy was working on. A beautiful system but much slower than an Alpha.

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  146. VAX ROCKS by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had the experience of working on a Digital Vax 11/750 back "in the day" at an organization of about 200 staff.

    It was huge. It was the size of several washing machines side by side, it its own room, with its own separate air conditioner.

    It had 4 MB *yes, MB* of RAM, and served data to about 50 workstations. (Green on black, Wyze terminals, as I recall)

    This sucker had a GB of Disk Space. It's RAM was accessible via these dinner-plate sized memory 'cards' that slid into the monster case.

    You could swap RAM without powering down the system. You ran a command to remap everything out of that card, and when the command was done, you pulled the card out.

    It would identify bad RAM on the fly and then map around those bad spots, while writing to a log file for the sysadmin. It wouldn't skip a beat when this happened, either.

    The Digital VAX was a true machine - one that, despite its refridgerator size and ~ X86 286 clas processing power, was to the 386 computers common at the time that I was there much like a VW Microbus is to an 18-wheeler Semi.

    The Air Conditioner failed, one time. Eventually, the computer room got too hot and the system crashed. But, when it did so, it remapped all the memory to disk.

    When we brought the disk back up, (after getting the A/C fixed by an HVAC) all the processes running at the time of crash came back up! We had to manually kill them!

    I heard about the story of its delivery. It was actually fell out of the back of the truck on the open highway at about 60 MPH. The agent took it back to the shop, put a new panel on the side, threw it back on the truck, (raising the tailgate this time) and delivered it about 2 hours late. It ran fine when they hooked it up!

    It's simply a degree of engineering lost to today's Windows and *nix raised lusers.

    I will always respect that VAX. It was a machine for and from a different era of computing.

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  147. I have used a VAX by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Back in 1989-92, when I was at Aston University, we used to have a few VAX/VMS systems: two 11/750s {may have been 780s} and a cluster of two 8650s. I remember writing a few programmes in DCL {think the power of bash, the verbosity of COBOL}, VAX Pascal {which was kind of similar to Turbo Pascal} and FORTRAN. I also wrote what eventually ended up becoming a very popular "alternative" user guide. But my real claim to fame is that I also wrote a programme on that VAX -- I'm not sure what language it was in, might even have been BASIC -- which passed a rough-and-ready Turing test, simulating what could only be described as a precursor to today's internet chat rooms. Unfortunately, the tester was someone to whom the phrase "sharpest knife in the drawer" could hardly be applied, so the test probably was not valid.

    R.I.P., VAX.

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  148. Physically abusing VAXen by gjallarhorn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... for fun and profit.

    I remember once back in the late 80s when my then employer took part in a local computer show. We used a brand new MicroVAX II (in the Q3 enclosure with wheels) to demo our 'ware on. Myself and an another tech brought the machine to the show, so we made a deal with some cow-orkers in the sales dept. that they would bring it back. Big mistake.

    Naturally, my tech friend and I carefully loaded the VAX into a station wagon and drove it to the venue, even though it really wasn't far, all the while going carefully over bumps in the road etc.

    The next day, as we were heading out to lunch, we saw (and heard!) a strange spectacle coming up our street. There came the two sales droids happily pushing the VAX ("but it's got wheels so what's the problem!?") over the rough asphalt, over cobblestones and... you get the picture. They were going fast too, the thing was shaking and vibrating so bad we heard it more than saw it.

    Did the thing work after this? Yup, it booted right up without a hickup.

    A friend of mine once dropped a MicroVAX I (he was carrying it down some stairs). The cabinet looked like a train wreck, but after some industrial adjustment with a hammer and some crazy glue for the plastic bits it worked just fine. The QBUS cards were all fine as they came flying out of the enclosure upon impact.

    Oh yeah, and then there was the time at an earlier employer when one of the networking guys accidentaly laid a VAX 11/785 (with UNIBUS cabinet) on its side. He was adding some cable or whatever and removed all the floor tiles (not every second one as he should have) from immediately behind the VAX. This meant the VAX was only resting on some relatively thin metal rods which suddenly didn't have any sideways support anymore so they started giving... you could see the VAX moving slowly backwards and then suddenly crashing into the next VAX (an 8600) behind it.

    Here's the thing: Both VAXen kept running.

    I once decomissioned a MicroVAX II (Q5) that had an uptime of over 4 years. It had been used heavily almost 24/7 (for compiling) until it was replaced by a 3600. No cluster, no redundant hw, just a lone machine built from the best components the computer industry has ever seen.

    You know what they used to say about DEC Engineering? That their motto was: "When in doubt, use the biggest capacitor available". Or what they used to say about DEC Sales? That if you tried to call a DEC salesdriod they would immediately demand: "How did you get this number?!?"

    For a top notch engineering company they sure as hell didn't market their stuff very well. Ah well, Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.

    G

  149. Reminds me of UNC Chapel Hill by Poppageorgio · · Score: 1

    You know, after seeing 6+ years of uptime, it reminds me of an old article about a server at UNC that was running, responding to pings, but nobody knew where it physically was. Turns out that during a remodeling of a building, this particular server happened to get closed in between two walls. It took the IT staff of the school and some guys from Cisco to find this server. It was up for like 4+ years. I can't remember what OS it was running, but no matter what, that's impressive!

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  150. Re:long,long uptime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A microvax I worked with would have been up a continuous 8 years if it were not for a major power failure in November 1994.

    In 1988 the system disk was replaced with a spare that somehow kept running until the system was taken out of service in 1999 (IIRC). (I still use the same model drive with another ancient pre-PC.)

    The microvax was always supposed to be replaced but no one ever got around to it until just before the site was closed.

    I am told that a VAX-11/780 also onsite never crashed and that this was typical.

    And that a Data General mini, with boot rom, also was running constantly for 7+ years, interrupted only by power failures, even though it was actually idle for 99% of the time.

  151. VAX API on top of NT Kernel by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Your suggestion is interesting. Since the NT kernel is a re-implementation of the VAX kernel, they probably could put a VAX API on top and remove some of the instability that Win32 introduces.

    1. Re:VAX API on top of NT Kernel by llefler · · Score: 1

      Since the NT kernel is a re-implementation of the VAX kernel

      Just to be a little pedantic; VAX is the hardware, VMS (or OpenVMS) is the operating system.

      Given that, it would seem possible to give NT a VMS personality similar to it's POSIX support.

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  152. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by jnowlan · · Score: 1

    The # of times those thoughts go through my head... I guess I must be a bit of a luddite, yet working in I.T. It's still the promise of solving problems and coming up with elegant solutions that keeps me going I guess. And just to be even more ot, what I would really like is a monitor with clear text. Not fancy graphics, clear readable text for these old eyes.

  153. Time to reskill then by yelmalio · · Score: 1

    Let's see, what did I do today. Logged into my VAX 6630 cluster, it was still working. Checked my other 6 VAX/micro-VAXen servers, still working. Changed the UCX SMTP config to use the new gateways, no reboots required. modified the backup tape script to write HTML then copy to the OSU web server, hi-tech stuff today.

    The fan on the D/R box (used to be live) eventually packed in after 15 yrs continuous usage this week. Shoddy quality there.

    Some of our systems only have 2 years uptime. We physically moved them to new datacenters 2 yrs ago. Even VAXen are not magic.

    Approximate cost to migrate apps of these servers - high millions. Really! One app alone is going to cost about 15 big ones. It's a home grown highly specialised thing. T'other is a staff rostering system used by thousands of staff.

    My next computer is going to be a 5 node micro-VAXen cluster. When we decommision the beasts.

  154. Aspiring SysAdmin circa 1989. by mratitude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm ashamed to realize that I forgot my DEC employee number. :-(

    I went to work for DEC as a computer operator in late '89 at the Cupertino, CA. chip plant where they manufacturered the M-sets for the VAX9000. To the guy who mentioned that "they used to be water cooled". Part of the engineering challenge was an air cooled mainframe from the drawing board. Air cooled mainframes of that class was the goal.

    DECnet being the VMS system data-bus for peripheral devices, virtually any peripheral device, was for me, the "neato" factor. Washing machine sized "hubs", washing machine sized tape drives and refrigerator sized disk cabinet as far as the eye could see.

    I remember using a MicroVAX to "join" a DECnet node cluster so that I could look at certain privileged files on one of bigger nodes. The results? It worked. The outcome? I would have gotten away with it if I had cleanly removed the MicroVAX from the cluster. About a dozen complaints later, the System Managers came looking for the MicroVAX causing a bottleneck. I was able to keep the MicroVAX by letting them know how I did it. Fortunate for me, it wasn't anything more complicated than the fact that DECnet would simply let *any* node join a cluster. ;)

    The Alpha was DEC's savior but they insisted on marketing it as a Windows server platform. Olsen never saw the decline of the mainframe market coming and the DEC marketing geeks were too mainframe market oriented (read that as "high margin revenue, long term contract") and rubbed elbows too closely with government types. This developed a "build it and they will buy it" mindset. Change was sluggish at DEC and that is being kind.

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  155. Centennial Light Bulb by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Now This is a long running system!!

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  156. Unix == kid's toy, VMS==real: Ken Olsen by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    I recall a statement by Ken Olsen, founder of DEC, saying something like, "We like & support Unix. All those programmers who use Unix will eventually get tired of playing with a toy operating system, and then they'll want to use a real operating system, like VMS."

    - sorry, I googled around but didn't find the original quotation.

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  157. Re:Come to think of it...did we ever NEED to advan by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I always wanted more details and I appreciate the info.

  158. just decent hardware by dododge · · Score: 1
    Uhh, anything with that kind of uptime almost by definition has to be a clustered system.

    Or just reasonable hardware. For a project I helped set up around 1998, we put a bunch of Sparc/Solaris systems -- desktop models, some of which were already several years old at the time -- in a data center rack and started various server packages on them. I wouldn't call these clustered, as each is doing a different set of tasks. I took a quick peek last month and I believe some of them hadn't been rebooted since the Y2K patches were applied over 4 years ago.

    I am aware of other desktop-model Sparcstations that have been rebooted occasionally but their total power-off time is probably less than 2 hours since they were unpacked in 1995.

    The things are built like tanks.

  159. ESA's Envisat Ground control system runs on VAXs by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    FWIW the Ground control system for ESA's latest earth monitoring satellite Envisat runs on VAX/OpenVMS/FORTRAN at ESOC.

    It works fine so there was no need to upgrade but due to the up-coming VAX end of life it will be skipping over the possiblilty of Alphas to use the Itanium under Alpha emulation.