Also good. The metaphor still stands: The basic raison d'etre for a product or service can hardly be restrained in order to make it easier on said product or service that you're already paying for. If they get their way, high-speed internet will end up being like mass transit. AMERICAN mass transit.
Aaaaaaaaaand, cue Peter Griffin's 'Freakin FCC' song!
They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!
So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!
Sure, 'Anarke' might be a reasonable phonetic facsimile of the word 'anarchy', but to those who know better, it simply detracts from people thinking of you as anything other than a douche.
I know they're close, but does an ionized hydrogen particle (a proton) have different properties than a free particle (a proton)? IE, will one accept an electron more easily than the other?
Slashdot Mirror
The Truth Is Out Th-*WHACK*
WikiLeaks domain sold to the Urinary Tract Infection Society Of America.
As you can see, Clinton has recently become MORE than evil...
http://www.google.com/trends?q=clinton%2C+evil&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
Also good. The metaphor still stands: The basic raison d'etre for a product or service can hardly be restrained in order to make it easier on said product or service that you're already paying for. If they get their way, high-speed internet will end up being like mass transit. AMERICAN mass transit.
... it's pro-retarded.
"You can use your car for anything you want... as long as you don't use it to go to work, or drive long distances. That's rough on the engine."
Don't you watch Moral Orel? God made Technology to make our lives easier. The Devil made Science to prove God wrong.
'e's 'avin' a laff!
Sadly, Barry from EastEnders just can't seem to get enough time on that show... maybe he should try for a cameo on When The Whistle Blows?
My kingdom for a +1 Innuendo mod point...
I thought that was the Domino effect, named in honor of the mass migrations away from wherever Dominos Pizza sets up a new outlet.
I didn't self-censor, I copied and pasted. In hindsight, I should have fixed that.
Admiral Jesus says "All aboard the Censor-Ship!"
Aaaaaaaaaand, cue Peter Griffin's 'Freakin FCC' song!
They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!
So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!
Or the people who elected them.
Homererotic asphyxiation is a protected right!
This is why the Michael Moore X-Men Documentary did so poorly at the box office...
Apparently, slashdot is more about group dynamics of dominance
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Yes... we're the ones with the problem...
But, come on... they're Vikings! Now we'll find out if cloned organisms can reproduce... with women from Milwaukee.
He didn't come across as dickish, though... merely good-natured and helpful.
Sure, 'Anarke' might be a reasonable phonetic facsimile of the word 'anarchy', but to those who know better, it simply detracts from people thinking of you as anything other than a douche.
Who REALLY needs to get laid.
Excellent! Thank you for these helpful instructions on how to create lethal weapons at 30,000 feet.
I would have vomited out of my eyeballs in anguish....
Still, that is freakin' funny. A 14 year old watching American Idol.... BWAHAHAHHA! Doesn't she know it's a kids show?
Wow, a cheezy Slash-comment made me spit coffee onto my keyboard with laughter.
Well played, sir... well played.
No-one needs to work on Ozzy... his body is self-regenerating. He'll last until the heat death of the Universe!
Again...
Now with flavour!
We rub the lotion on our skin, or we get the hose again!
I know they're close, but does an ionized hydrogen particle (a proton) have different properties than a free particle (a proton)? IE, will one accept an electron more easily than the other?