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  1. Re:Overhyped on Deleting Files is a Crime? · · Score: 1
    How is destroying data on the companies' laptop any different from destroying data on their database, or shredding documents?
    If you don't know the answer to this, then you are obviously not a software engineer. Companies don't store their primary copy of important information on laptops.
  2. COMET will save the world! on Beyond Java · · Score: 1

    AJAX is so passe.

  3. Re:Let me see if I've got this straight... on Java Development: Eclipse or IntelliJ IDEA? · · Score: 1
    I bet you were one of those "vi" types back in the day, weren't you? No editor can ever have too many features: Emacs all the way
    What do you mean, "back in the day?"
  4. Must have! on What Should People Understand About Computers? · · Score: 1

    It's not a cup holder, it's a CD player.

  5. Help me smuggle $6,000,000,000 out of Nigeria on Spam is Dead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hello, I represent some dead person in Nigeria, and would like to smuggle 6 billion dollars out of the country. Also, I would like to marry you. Please help me. I am a man or a woman, whichever you prefer.

  6. Insert obligatory Dr. Mephisto joke here on Taiwan Breeds Transgenic, Fluorescent Green Pigs · · Score: 1

    Do these pigs have 4 asses?

  7. Whew! on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 1

    Good thing he didn't tell them to hit the back button.

  8. Re:ARS? on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not only that, but this was the very next story after the RIAA one.

  9. The future? on Hardware or Software Major? · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...but would like to know in which direction the future is moving before I make any choices.

    I am thinking about being a stockbroker, and knowing what will happen in the future would also benefit my career.

  10. Re:You should always... on Optimizations - Programmer vs. Compiler? · · Score: 1

    About 15 years ago, I heard a story of a programmer who would not multiply or divide by a multiple of 2, but would always shift instead. No one else could maintain his code, but everyone wanted him on their projects. Thank God those people are finally dying off.

  11. Re:Wow- An anti-microsoft person think MS about to on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 1
    You meant this as a joke, but there was an article the other day talking about how some software companies are sending work to places like Jonesboro, Arkansas or Oklahoma City because it is no more expensive than offshoring to India.

    It's hard to even make a decent joke anymore.

  12. Re:R.E.S.P.E.C.T. on Taking My Freedom With Me to China? · · Score: 1
    Take a look at the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

    Of course in practice it is not enforced, but China as a member state of the United Nations is bound by this to respect freedom of expression. This is not some Western viewpoint imposed on others.

  13. Re:But... on Meet The Co-Creator of Firefox · · Score: 1
    It is up to the coder to create valid code, but up to the parser of the code to make their code bulletproof, even for incorrect HTML.

    By this logic, a browser with a buffer overflow problem could say that it is not their fault, but the attackers.

  14. Re:Not particularly difficult.... on The Know-It-All · · Score: 1

    I thought that Adam and Eve ate the dinosaurs after they shoved apples in their mouths.

  15. Re:Similar Goal on The Know-It-All · · Score: 1
    I tried doing this with the electronic version of the Encyclopedia Britannica. I was planning to do this over about 20 years. I got as far as "ac".

    More interesting at least for me is reading a range of books. Taking the list of 101 interesting books from, "The Readers Guide to Good Literature" seems to me to be a more interesting project.

  16. Re:Not particularly difficult.... on The Know-It-All · · Score: 1
    Reading 33,000 pages in a year means 90.41 pages each day. This is hardly a monumental feat; I know several people who regularly read over a hundred pages per day.
    Yes, but there is not plot, unless it's: God did it.
  17. Re:Life's lessons on What Do You Do When Outsourcing Goes Bad? · · Score: 1
    Also, you forgot:

    - You own the source code.

    Anyone who would pay for custom software without getting the source code for it deserves to get screwed.

  18. Even worse than Voyager!!! on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 1

    I watched Voyager for all 7 seasons (no I don't know why), and even I stopped watching Enterprise after the first season.

  19. Re:Emphasis on a well-rounded education is the key on Joel Gives College Advice For Programmers · · Score: 1
    As one woman told me who had been promoted to a managerial role, "If I liked people, I wouldn't have become a programmer."

    I probably have better social skills than the parent poster, but that is how I got most of my jobs too. In recessions though, it was my contacts that got me jobs.

  20. Re:After I RTFAed... on Is Your Development Project a Sinking Ship? · · Score: 1

    It's also interesting that "lack of resources" wasn't one of the six problems listed. In my experience, that is by far the number one problem. If you give an adequate number of competent developers an adequate amount of time to build software, it will generally get done on time.

  21. Re:Odds are off on Astronaut: 'Single-Planet Species Don't Last' · · Score: 1

    In the article, he referred to natural, not man-made events. Doing the math gives a 50% chance of man being wiped out every 31,500 years. If true, it is pretty amazing that it hasn't happened already.

  22. password safe on Password Security Not Easy · · Score: 1
    Check out http://passwordsafe.sourceforge.net. You can use this program with one good password and then look up all of your other passwords, which can then look like ^73k3E!F;=

    This program was originally devloped by CounterPane Internet Security, where Bruce Schneier is the security expert. It is now an open-source project. The only downside is that it only claims to run on M@cr@$@ft. Someone should port to Linux.

  23. Waaaaah on Grade Inflation in Higher Education · · Score: 1

    The reason for grade inflation is people like these weenies who don't have the backbone to give realistic grades. Grading is not supposed to be a way of endearing yourself to your students. Professors who do a good job teaching are respected. Those who can't teach well may find that grading generously helps. They would do a better job of serving their students if they improved their teaching skills, and graded more honestly.

  24. Ummmmmmmm, corn! on Ford Shows Off Recyclable Car · · Score: 1

    My favorite part is the corn based tires.

  25. Re:Here, by the way, is a mirror of the content: on Why Do Games and Game Studios Fail? · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is about a minute and a half after the story was posted, mind you.

    The page cannot be displayed

    That's funny, mine comes back with that in less than a second. I must have a faster processor.