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  1. Re:Flash! on New Preview of Neverwinter Nights · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Extra points for knowing the word "ABORTIFACIENT." More points yet for spelling it correctly.

  2. Re:Despair? on CIA Warns China Might Be Planning Cyber Attack · · Score: 1, Funny

    A billion Chinese with PCs and internet access? Uh-uh. Most Chinese can barely afford their daily bowl of rice. A little rat meat is a luxury.

  3. Re:Obligatory on Vegas: Monorails v. Gridlock · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientist: Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

    Marge: There's a man here and he wants to help you!
    Homer: Is it Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman is a scientist.

  4. Re:Why I am Not Participating in the Blackout on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 2

    OK. now I understand. I don't think I can comment on the kuro5hin mod scheme, because I haven't studied it long enough, maybe it is better than ./

  5. Re:Why I am Not Participating in the Blackout on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 2

    I can't read kuro5hin because the articles suck so much.

  6. Re:Why I am Not Participating in the Blackout on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We might disagree about what comments get modded up, but I think you can't lose sight of the fact that the turd-tossers get modded way down, and they stay down. That's what makes Slashdot readable.

  7. Why I am Not Participating in the Blackout on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am abstaining from the blackout because I think it is fundamentally misguided.

    I like the Slashdot moderation system. It is the best system I've seen for handling the turd-tossers who want to ruin resources like Slashdot. They are not prevented from tossing their turds, they just get modded down to -1. Anyone who wants to examine their faecal projectiles can browse the comments at -1. (Have you tried that lately? Can you imagine trying to read a discusssion if you couldn't block that shit?)

  8. Re:Wow. on Revolution OS · · Score: 2

    You think that's crazy, how about this one?

  9. Re:In Other News... on $24.5 Million Linux Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    > there next generation

    THEIR next generation.

    Don't they teach their/there/they're in school anymore? Must be dumbing down the curriculum.

  10. Re:Preserve the seaweeds on Goodbye Global Warming!...Hello Terraforming? · · Score: 2, Informative

    >I've heard that NASA spent 2 years developing a pen capable of writing in 0g. The russians used a pencil.

    Not really. Some pen manufacturer invented and produced the pen at their own cost, and offered it to NASA.

  11. Re:One word (hopefully spelled right) on FBI States Online Auction Fraud Biggest Source of Complaints · · Score: 2

    Why don't you try one of my monkeys, they're milder.

  12. Re:One word (hopefully spelled right) on FBI States Online Auction Fraud Biggest Source of Complaints · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's spelled "scrotum."

  13. Christ! on How To Profit From Telemarketing · · Score: 2

    There have to be five articles a week on Slashdot about some schlub who got some money from a spammer or telemarketer! Give it a rest already!

  14. Re:Explain This, Please on Lineo near Death · · Score: 3, Funny

    >SLC is pretty damned "major" if you ask me.

    I would agree with you, but I've actually seen SLC.

  15. Re:Actually funny on Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev · · Score: 2

    Well, fuck you very much!

  16. Re:Actually funny on Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev · · Score: 2

    When you get to be my age, everything is stupid. Which is 37, in about an hour and one minute.

  17. Re:420 p0st[fp] on Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev · · Score: 2

    Irie, mon. Grytpype is toking a marley right... now! Makes Slashdot much more readable, don't you know.

  18. Re:Where's Teoma's caching? on Teoma Aims To Kill Google · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe Teoma could just link to the Google cache.

  19. Slashtard bingo! on "Disposable" Cell Phone Actually Repackaged Nokia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Totally nonsensical reference to the DMCA.

    I'm going to have to post the rules for Slashtard Bingo someday, since I'm the only person who knows them.

  20. What is a deep algorithm? on Deep Algorithms? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think what Knuth means by "deep algorithm" is one that seems fundamental, something that tells us about the nature of reality, not necessarily something that is useful.

  21. Re:My favourite NetHack message on Nethack 3.4.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favorite dirty NetHack message:

    "The nymph is covered with your goo!"

    To get this you have to polymorph yourself in to an ochre jelly and attack a nymph.

  22. Re:Calculations on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: 1

    ROFL!

  23. Slashtard bingo! on Laser HUD Projected on Retina · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Totally non-sequitur reference to DMCA! Yay!

  24. Re:Another article on Google Juice · · Score: 2

    We see this all the time on the web... someone builds something incredibly valuable, and a bunch of assholes try to bury it in shit, for laughs. Think Slashdot and its persistent trolls. Normally I'm an anarchist, but I'm against the turd-tossers when it comes to things like this.

  25. Re:NASA is missing the boat on Hubble Upgraded; NASA's Future Not So Bright · · Score: 2

    Slashtard bingo!