Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Red Hat leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Red Hat. How many users of Yellow Dog are there? Let's see. The number of Red Hat versus Yellow Dog posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Yellow Dog users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Yellow Dog posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Debian,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by Red Hat who sell another troubled Linux. Now Red Hat is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
This article fails to point out that this network can only be used by Microsoft Windows PC's using the Intel architecture. Apparently it uses a protocol known as TCP/IP that Microsoft invented and won't license to just anyone.
Slashdot authors Cmdrtaco and JonKatz just created a homosexual network. They did this by inserting their dicks into each other. The range of this network is less than 2 inches.
hey someone said this thing is cool. yah its about as cool as having a dick up your ass.
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i think its unfair you left out Trolligula - he should have got some kind of rookie of the year award. remember he did get 4 fp's in a row on his first day and then came back with 3 in a row the next day.
Mac OS X is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Mac OS X community when last month IDC confirmed that Mac OS X accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Mac OS X has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Mac OS X is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Mac OS X's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Mac OS X faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Mac OS X because Mac OS X is dying. Things are looking very bad for Mac OS X. As many of us are already aware, Mac OS X continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Mac OS X 10.1is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Mac OS 9 leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Mac OS 9. How many users of Mac OS 8.5 are there? Let's see. The number of Mac OS 9 versus Mac OS 8.5 posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Mac OS 8.5 users. Mac OS 7 posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Mac OS 8.5 posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mac OS 7. Arecent article put Mac OS X 10.1 at about 80 percent of the Mac OS X market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Mac OS X 10.1 users. This is consistent with the number of Mac OS X 10.1 Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Apple,abysmal sales and so on,Mac OS X 10.1 went out of business and was taken over by Microsoft who sell another troubled Mac OS X. Now Microsoft is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Mac OS X has steadily declined in market share. Mac OS X is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Mac OS X is survive at all it will be among Mac OS X hobbyist dabblers. Mac OS X continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Mac OS X is dead.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Mandrakeis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Debian leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Debian. How many users of Corel are there? Let's see. The number of Debian versus Corel posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Corel users. Redhat posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Corel posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Redhat. Arecent article put Mandrake at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Mandrake users. This is consistent with the number of Mandrake Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Mandrake went out of business and was taken over by SuSE who sell another troubled Linux. Now SuSE is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
are you really that fucking stupid? if a package has a dependency.. uh you install what meets that. how the fuck does that create "dependency helll"? you stupid faggots.
Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Corel leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Corel. How many users of Redhat are there? Let's see. The number of Corel versus Redhat posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Redhat users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Redhat posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by SuSE who sell another troubled Linux. Now SuSE is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
While this is great that Quicktime has been around for 10 years, its sad that Linux won't be around to see its 10th birthday. I'm calling for all of us true "techies" to have a moment of silence today at 1:30 along with George Harrison's moment of silence and remember one of the greatest "toy" operating systems.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Corel leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Corel. How many users of Redhat are there? Let's see. The number of Corel versus Redhat posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Redhat users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Redhat posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by Corel who sell another troubled Linux. Now Corel is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
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This tampon measures over 3 inches in diameter. It has been tested on CmdrTaco time and again after receiving to the point of bleeding. It is designed to be used by males who have been fisted and fucked so much in the asshole that it has stretched to such great lengths. After receiving your fisting or anal sex to the point that you are gushing blood you used to be left with only one solution - have JonKatz lick and suck your ass and drink your blood (mixed with cum from niggers that just got done fucking you) till it stopped. Now you can just pop a Goatex in!
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"My asshole sure takes a beating every day, the only thing that stops the blood from rushing out is Goatex!" - CmdrTaco
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Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Red Hat leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Red Hat. How many users of Yellow Dog are there? Let's see. The number of Red Hat versus Yellow Dog posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Yellow Dog users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Yellow Dog posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Debian,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by Red Hat who sell another troubled Linux. Now Red Hat is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
Linux is dying
This article fails to point out that this network can only be used by Microsoft Windows PC's using the Intel architecture. Apparently it uses a protocol known as TCP/IP that Microsoft invented and won't license to just anyone.
Slashdot authors Cmdrtaco and JonKatz just created a homosexual network. They did this by inserting their dicks into each other. The range of this network is less than 2 inches.
hey someone said this thing is cool. yah its about as cool as having a dick up your ass.
i think its unfair you left out Trolligula - he should have got some kind of rookie of the year award. remember he did get 4 fp's in a row on his first day and then came back with 3 in a row the next day.
yah hopefullly he will hurry is ass up... i did the www.gbalight.com pelican shield mod and its about the best lighting solution currently.
mplayer does the same thing using win32 dll's.. jeez if you looked on their site you would have known this you fuckface!
no actually its just a website where gay linux users meet and discuss anal sex with one another
the "standard" language for the web should be english, since that is what the inventor of the internet speaks (al gore).
Well I guess I should stop sell of my Delk and IBN computers.
good idea
nice
Mac OS X is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Mac OS X community when last month IDC confirmed that Mac OS X accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Mac OS X has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Mac OS X is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Mac OS X's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Mac OS X faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Mac OS X because Mac OS X is dying. Things are looking very bad for Mac OS X. As many of us are already aware, Mac OS X continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Mac OS X 10.1is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Mac OS 9 leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Mac OS 9. How many users of Mac OS 8.5 are there? Let's see. The number of Mac OS 9 versus Mac OS 8.5 posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Mac OS 8.5 users. Mac OS 7 posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Mac OS 8.5 posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mac OS 7. Arecent article put Mac OS X 10.1 at about 80 percent of the Mac OS X market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Mac OS X 10.1 users. This is consistent with the number of Mac OS X 10.1 Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Apple,abysmal sales and so on,Mac OS X 10.1 went out of business and was taken over by Microsoft who sell another troubled Mac OS X. Now Microsoft is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Mac OS X has steadily declined in market share. Mac OS X is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Mac OS X is survive at all it will be among Mac OS X hobbyist dabblers. Mac OS X continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Mac OS X is dead.
Mac OS X is dying
I would just like to say that you all are a bunch of cock sucking faggots like CmdrTaco.
they also put a copy on fris.net pdf
and you'll have to give up smoking cock
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Mandrakeis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Debian leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Debian. How many users of Corel are there? Let's see. The number of Debian versus Corel posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Corel users. Redhat posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Corel posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Redhat. Arecent article put Mandrake at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Mandrake users. This is consistent with the number of Mandrake Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Mandrake went out of business and was taken over by SuSE who sell another troubled Linux. Now SuSE is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
Linux is dying
are you really that fucking stupid? if a package has a dependency.. uh you install what meets that. how the fuck does that create "dependency helll"? you stupid faggots.
Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional. If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Corel leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Corel. How many users of Redhat are there? Let's see. The number of Corel versus Redhat posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Redhat users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Redhat posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by SuSE who sell another troubled Linux. Now SuSE is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
Linux is dying
cmdrtaco is in love with a game, because he can't get a girlfriend. faggot.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Kreskin test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Debianis the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Corel leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Corel. How many users of Redhat are there? Let's see. The number of Corel versus Redhat posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Redhat users. Mandrake posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Redhat posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mandrake. Arecent article put Debian at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Debian users. This is consistent with the number of Debian Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,abysmal sales and so on,Debian went out of business and was taken over by Corel who sell another troubled Linux. Now Corel is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is survive at all it will be among Linux hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
Linux is dying
This article proves its more likely to construct a Window-less office than to have a non-homosexual ran slashdot.
We call it Goatex. It is the premiere tampon of the 21st century.
This tampon measures over 3 inches in diameter. It has been tested on CmdrTaco time and again after receiving to the point of bleeding. It is designed to be used by males who have been fisted and fucked so much in the asshole that it has stretched to such great lengths. After receiving your fisting or anal sex to the point that you are gushing blood you used to be left with only one solution - have JonKatz lick and suck your ass and drink your blood (mixed with cum from niggers that just got done fucking you) till it stopped. Now you can just pop a Goatex in!
And don't worry the pleasure of having JonKatz eating your ass is not gone... You can now just take the Goatex tampon out and squeeze it and let the blood drip into JonKatz's mouth right while you suck a nigger off and let his shoot his load in your mouth, then you just swap the blood and cum. JonKatz calls this part, "Delicious!"
"My asshole sure takes a beating every day, the only thing that stops the blood from rushing out is Goatex!" - CmdrTaco
this is the 10th anniversary of cmdrtaco smoking his first cock. you slashdot faggots.