This is so absurd. What a fucking crock of shit. Slashdot is a commercial, corporate, for-profit website, and some pusbrain dickhead comes along and fixes its shitty design for FREE. It's been broken for how long? It's been absolutely unflushed-toilet-bowl-ugly ever since when? Since it was first made? Slashdot is one of these websites that I absolutely love to hate, because it's just so ridiculous, so crazy stupid, that I can't stop myself from coming back again and again and marveling at the dynamic of these hopeless geek sycophants kissing the collective asses of this sorry group of dupe-submitting, spelling-error-committing "editors" even when these "editors" clearly haven't given even a portion of a shit since mid-1999.
Face it, Slashcode sucks - it's a train wreck of horrible design that, although it was kinda neat in 1997, has long since been bettered by PHP-Nuke and basically everything else. I'm not just talking about its superficial design. (Colors in slashcode can be changed, of course, on a linear scale from "totally fucking ugly" to "damn ugly." And the stone-age-era meaningless icons slathered all over the front page can be turned off.) No, I'm talking about its functional underpinnings. A broken moderation system that up-rates butt-kissing and down-rates insightful comments and meaningful discussion. A hilariously stupid, overly complicated "friends" system utilizing a set of indecipherable red-green-gray icons (who knows wtf they mean or why it matters -- besides geeks who have nothing better to do than to spend an hour figuring it out). An unfollowable comments page on which all useful content is flooded out by 600 posters all saying the same god damned shit. And last but not least... the broken HTML that the idiot savant "editors" have seen fit to leave alone because, hey, OSDN pays us enough to order Domino's every night and we don't wanna fuck with anything for fear of spoiling it.
"I love you commander taco! Here is a new site for you sir! I fixed it sir! I did good! Please respect me now everyone! I helped the commander taco!" This whole episode only goes to show how much "Commander Taco" (grow the fuck up already and call yourself something respectable, would you, fatass?) loves having his dick sucked by pimply male virgins. Too bad his own wife would never go near it.
Kasparov was trying to hold on for a draw in this game, while playing the disadvantaged black.
Yeah, that's all you lazy liberal socialists can do isn't it, blame everything bad that happens to you on your race. "He was black, he was a victim," blah blah. You spend all day decrying racism, when what you fail to realize is that YOU are the real racists in the picture.
Isn't one of the most interesting implications of superstring theory the notion that there may be an infinite number of "parallel universes" comprising all possible combinations of events? So like, in another universe somewhere really far away, there could be an alternate version of this TV special starring the goatse.cx guy, demonstrating anal penetration with a "super string."
I see that this thread has already gotten like a jajillion comments, and unfortunately, but predictably, it appears that pretty much every single comment was written by a developmentally disabled third grader with a lot of time on his hands. So, for all the rest of you who haven't read through this empty wasteland of intelligence yet, allow me to summarize it for you:
The ___ (political party) are a bunch of fuckin corrupt sons of bitches. I'll bet ___ (politician) has a rockhard boner just thinking about this. All the ___ (political party) ever do is whine, bitch, and moan. And people flock to em like sheep. Of course its to be expected since the ___ (liberal/conservative) media don't even have the balls to tell the truth. They're all controlled by fuckin ___ (fascist/communist) ___ (leftist/right-wing) ___ (liberals/conservatives). So, so much for freedom of the press. ___ (Gore Vidal / Dubya) is a fuckin ___ (socialist / Nazi) with his head up his ___ (ass / urethra). Anyone who disagrees with me is a fuckin ___ (idiot / moron / retard). Hopefully someday soon the ___ (Democrats / Republicans / Libertarians / Greens) will take over control of Washington and put an end to this cockamamie bullshit. GO ___ (BUSH!!!! / DEAN!!!!)
I was going to ask that you be modded up +5 insightful but then I realized you were serious. So now I ask that a large, heavy object fall on you from great height.
What is so attractive about Slashdot that attracts the John Birch Society lunatics to it like moths to a flame? Seriously, libertarian loons... the UN is about as likely to take over the internet as your negro housekeeper is to accept working for free like her elders did in the good old days before Lincoln.
I'm sure it runs quake really well with no graphics hardware in emulation because id software never ported it to Unicos! hahaha meep meep snort snort AGH!! I'm missing mst3k!!!!!!!
SHUT UP you fucking CUNTFACES! I'm not talking to slashdot, I'm talking to you two PRICKS sitting 9 fucking feet away from me in the library who have been YAPPING their FUCKING MOUTHS OFF at FULL FUCKING VOLUME for the last 45 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!! God DAMN you annoying motherfuckers, people are fucking trying to GET SHIT DONE here and you're fucking blathering on about stupid bullshit like why you can't get down to the fucking 1st floor from the 2nd after hours because the door is locked or some shit. SHUT -- THE FUCK -- UP!!!!!!!!!!! It's a fucking LIBRARY!! it's supposed to be fucking QUIET!! I used to think that conceal and carry was not such a good idea but now it seems like the greatest fucking idea since the god damned potato peeler.
The only reason slashbots don't like the current copyright system is that they want to be able to get all their mp3s and divxes of copyrighted shows/movies for free, legally, like they can the latest linux distro.
Slashdot Mirror
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I love the schizophrenic SCO moderation today...
"When will SCO finally learn that suing your competitors is no way to run a business?" (5, Interesting)
"Sooner or later, everybody will see that the emporer has no clothes and SCO will go out of business.. finally." (-1, Flamebait)
"SCO sucks, Darl McBride is a bad person" (5, Informative)
"When's the court date? I want to see them disbanded." (-1, Troll)
news at 11!
+5 informative pls thx.
so get fucked.
This is so absurd. What a fucking crock of shit. Slashdot is a commercial, corporate, for-profit website, and some pusbrain dickhead comes along and fixes its shitty design for FREE. It's been broken for how long? It's been absolutely unflushed-toilet-bowl-ugly ever since when? Since it was first made? Slashdot is one of these websites that I absolutely love to hate, because it's just so ridiculous, so crazy stupid, that I can't stop myself from coming back again and again and marveling at the dynamic of these hopeless geek sycophants kissing the collective asses of this sorry group of dupe-submitting, spelling-error-committing "editors" even when these "editors" clearly haven't given even a portion of a shit since mid-1999.
Face it, Slashcode sucks - it's a train wreck of horrible design that, although it was kinda neat in 1997, has long since been bettered by PHP-Nuke and basically everything else. I'm not just talking about its superficial design. (Colors in slashcode can be changed, of course, on a linear scale from "totally fucking ugly" to "damn ugly." And the stone-age-era meaningless icons slathered all over the front page can be turned off.) No, I'm talking about its functional underpinnings. A broken moderation system that up-rates butt-kissing and down-rates insightful comments and meaningful discussion. A hilariously stupid, overly complicated "friends" system utilizing a set of indecipherable red-green-gray icons (who knows wtf they mean or why it matters -- besides geeks who have nothing better to do than to spend an hour figuring it out). An unfollowable comments page on which all useful content is flooded out by 600 posters all saying the same god damned shit. And last but not least... the broken HTML that the idiot savant "editors" have seen fit to leave alone because, hey, OSDN pays us enough to order Domino's every night and we don't wanna fuck with anything for fear of spoiling it.
"I love you commander taco! Here is a new site for you sir! I fixed it sir! I did good! Please respect me now everyone! I helped the commander taco!" This whole episode only goes to show how much "Commander Taco" (grow the fuck up already and call yourself something respectable, would you, fatass?) loves having his dick sucked by pimply male virgins. Too bad his own wife would never go near it.
Send him your voucher today!
GO LUNIX!
I always knew Eric S. Raymond was a wack job. Glad I'm not alone on that one.
Yeah, that's all you lazy liberal socialists can do isn't it, blame everything bad that happens to you on your race. "He was black, he was a victim," blah blah. You spend all day decrying racism, when what you fail to realize is that YOU are the real racists in the picture.
hey, that's a great idea... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
as opposed to your hair, which is on a long road to your filthy shit-smeared asscrack. get a life hippie.
i underestimated my own abilities.
If you're set to read "newest first"
Just remember:
/dev/everythingisafileisntthatgreat0
mplayer -fstwxprqlzn(0,0,0) --decoder-efficiency 1 --codec auto --enable-realvideo --enable-realaudio --enable-real --device=/dev/lunixaudio --shitty-interface-mode true --inputfile movie.mov --outputfile
Isn't one of the most interesting implications of superstring theory the notion that there may be an infinite number of "parallel universes" comprising all possible combinations of events? So like, in another universe somewhere really far away, there could be an alternate version of this TV special starring the goatse.cx guy, demonstrating anal penetration with a "super string."
I see that this thread has already gotten like a jajillion comments, and unfortunately, but predictably, it appears that pretty much every single comment was written by a developmentally disabled third grader with a lot of time on his hands. So, for all the rest of you who haven't read through this empty wasteland of intelligence yet, allow me to summarize it for you:
The ___ (political party) are a bunch of fuckin corrupt sons of bitches. I'll bet ___ (politician) has a rockhard boner just thinking about this. All the ___ (political party) ever do is whine, bitch, and moan. And people flock to em like sheep. Of course its to be expected since the ___ (liberal/conservative) media don't even have the balls to tell the truth. They're all controlled by fuckin ___ (fascist/communist) ___ (leftist/right-wing) ___ (liberals/conservatives). So, so much for freedom of the press. ___ (Gore Vidal / Dubya) is a fuckin ___ (socialist / Nazi) with his head up his ___ (ass / urethra). Anyone who disagrees with me is a fuckin ___ (idiot / moron / retard). Hopefully someday soon the ___ (Democrats / Republicans / Libertarians / Greens) will take over control of Washington and put an end to this cockamamie bullshit. GO ___ (BUSH!!!! / DEAN!!!!)
I was going to ask that you be modded up +5 insightful but then I realized you were serious. So now I ask that a large, heavy object fall on you from great height.
What is so attractive about Slashdot that attracts the John Birch Society lunatics to it like moths to a flame? Seriously, libertarian loons... the UN is about as likely to take over the internet as your negro housekeeper is to accept working for free like her elders did in the good old days before Lincoln.
I'm sure it runs quake really well with no graphics hardware in emulation because id software never ported it to Unicos! hahaha meep meep snort snort AGH!! I'm missing mst3k!!!!!!!
In Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, "Profit!!!" comes first YOU!!
SHUT UP you fucking CUNTFACES! I'm not talking to slashdot, I'm talking to you two PRICKS sitting 9 fucking feet away from me in the library who have been YAPPING their FUCKING MOUTHS OFF at FULL FUCKING VOLUME for the last 45 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!! God DAMN you annoying motherfuckers, people are fucking trying to GET SHIT DONE here and you're fucking blathering on about stupid bullshit like why you can't get down to the fucking 1st floor from the 2nd after hours because the door is locked or some shit. SHUT -- THE FUCK -- UP!!!!!!!!!!! It's a fucking LIBRARY!! it's supposed to be fucking QUIET!! I used to think that conceal and carry was not such a good idea but now it seems like the greatest fucking idea since the god damned potato peeler.
Or if you're dumb enough to do it twice, and then get framed for doing it a third time...
The only reason slashbots don't like the current copyright system is that they want to be able to get all their mp3s and divxes of copyrighted shows/movies for free, legally, like they can the latest linux distro.
no, mediocrity would imply that the food is mediocre.
I was thinking "XPonentially better than Linux"
(Sorry opensource sycophants)