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McBride Speaks, In Person And In Print

Phil Windley writes "Darl McBride gave the keynote at CDXPO this evening and held a press conference afterwards. I've posted my summary of his talk and the press conference on my weblog. In his talk, Darl seemed to be saying "Don't hate me. I'm only doing what I had to do."" On the other hand, in this interesting interview with CRN, McBride comes one whisker from likening Linux users to drug users, renews threats to sue end users, and says "all the big guys" are out to get SCO.

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  1. alternative title... by borgdows · · Score: 2, Funny

    McBride Speaks, Listeners laugh!

    1. Re:alternative title... by xmorg · · Score: 1

      what a hypocrite! His sconix is mostly Linux and GNU. He wants the Linux comunity to like him while he is bashing us and threatening to sue everything that is Linux and not SCO? As bush would say: Ether you are with us, or you are with Redmond.

    2. Re:alternative title... by nysus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Watch out!


      The saying goes a little something like this:


      First you ignore them,
      Then you laugh at them,
      Then you fight them,
      Then they win.

      --

      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    3. Re:alternative title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds about right. You are talking about the "War on terror" right?

    4. Re:alternative title... by r00zky · · Score: 2, Funny

      in my book step 4 is: "Then they die horribly"
      and 5 is profit, of course

      --
      I'm a chainsmokin' alcoholic sociopath, so-ci-o-path
    5. Re:alternative title... by saden1 · · Score: 0

      ..and free love haven't worked.

      Dear Darl free love works. It is called a girlfriend or a wife. If love wasn't free it would be called prostitution and I'm sure you know that prostitution is illegal in the States....so is extortion.

      --

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      One is born into aristocracy, but mediocrity can only be achieved through hard work.
    6. Re:alternative title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You (by you I mean Linux users - which I am not) need to start taking this seriously and now. 'McBride Speaks, Listeners Laugh!' may be funny but it is not necessarily the truth. McBride is playing hardball, has hired top flight representation, is willing to pour cash into this fight and is courting the press hard. One day you may stop laughing and realize that he has completed an end-run around you and has completely changed the way you and others work. His prediction that Linux will not remain free may seem ridiculous now, but few ever thought there would be success in taking Napster off-the-air. When the other side is fighting harder than you expect or give them credit for you set yourself up to lose. While it is tempting to be dismissive of SCO's claims, you need to understand that this man is making methodical claims to the press, many of whom are laymen. It is probably also tempting to rely on IBM and their legendary legal staff to be the firewall for the Linux community in this case, but I think that the Linux community needs to start making a lot of noise about this and it needs to be clear, cohesive and professional in denouncing these claims. Lack of such a response could lead the layman to think that while SCO's charges are murky, unclear or possibly even undefensable due to non-specificity, Linux coders are not confident in how clean the codebase actually is. I am not saying its not clean (I have no way of knowing either way), I am just talking about possible perceptions. Implications of this go far beyond Linux. If this goes too far Wall Street and major corporations could end up shunning anything open source, lest this be repeated down the road.

      I haven't followed this too closely, but wasn't there some confusion as to whether SCO or Novell actually owned the licenses that SCO claims? I have seen it reported that SCO obtained them from Novell, but I thought there was talk that Novell denied SCO's ownership or that Novell claimed some sort of option on the rights.

    7. Re:alternative title... by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1
      I think you fail to realize IBM can pour way more capital into this than SCO will ever raise. IBM can out lawyer Boies any day.

      Daryl McBride is a joke. SCO is history. Most importantly. Justice can be bought. IBM has more money than GOD. SCO is history. It just may not be as fast as many of us Linux users want but it will happen. McBride and others could very well end up in jail once the dust has settled here.

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      Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
    8. Re:alternative title... by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      He wouldn't know. His wife is a hooker if that how he thinks.
      He prolly treats he like one too, poor thing.
      Can you imagine being married to that asshole?
      Frighting.

      --
      If you don't like what I write don't be a CS and mod it down. Refute it.
      Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
    9. Re:alternative title... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      That's a nice book you have. My step 4 is Zerg Rush followed by Game Over at 5.

    10. Re:alternative title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't fail to realize anything. I said don't let IBM fight this battle for you. If the community is so great, it should be able to rise up and answer these charges in a clear way. Even if the answer is that the charges are baseless and specious.

  2. dmca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The GPL is in violent collision with the DMCA. That's why Linux guys are opposed to the DMCA."

    What's he mean by that?

    1. Re:dmca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means:
      "We were never able to make a decent Linux distribution. We were never able to get a penny out of sueing Microsoft over DOS. So, let's sue Linux. Maybe we can get away with it."

    2. Re:dmca? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't the foggiest. The GPL is strengthened by the DMCA. Now, the people who generally ascribe to the GPL often do not like intellectual "property" ideas in general (it's pretty absurd, treating all copies of something as one thing) but the DMCA did not affect the actual enforceability of the GPL except to strengthen it a teeny bit.

    3. Re:dmca? by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No, I'm opposed to the DMCA, because of the way it has been used as a threat against people with views on technology opposing to a company's view.

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    4. Re:dmca? by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      Quite obvious... The belief that copyright is needed for the ability to (re)distribute.

      The GPL gives you the right to redistribute, but not copyright.

      The DMCA is another story though. If a company uses copy-protection on GPL material, it could be possible for the company to sue on the grounds that the copy-protection was circumvented, even though the GPL (not specifically though) allows it.

    5. Re:dmca? by aug24 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We discussed this at GrokLaw a month ago.

      It's my opinion that Darl et al will argue that: because the GPL requires a licensee of GPL code to give up the rights they have under copyright law to their additions/derivatives (instead of giving up money) then it is not an allowable license.

      It's total bollocks when you think about it - after all, any copyright owner gives up rights they have under copyright law when they accept money from a publisher! However, that's my tuppence (like 2 cents, but English).

      Justin.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    6. Re:dmca? by jazuki · · Score: 1

      It's my opinion that Darl et al will argue that: because the GPL requires a licensee of GPL code to give up the rights they have under copyright law to their additions/derivatives (instead of giving up money) then it is not an allowable license. [aug24]

      The argument is fanciful in some respects but there is a legal grey area here. First, the copyright law does not grant creators of derivative works the right to distribute those works without prior authorization from the copyright holder of the orginal work. In the the case of GPLed software, the GPL provides the terms of this authorization. In this sense, the GPL takes away no rights such creators of derived works would have under copyright law at all, but grants them additional rights as long as they choose to abide by the GPL.

      The grey area here has to do with the definition of derived works. If I understand correctly, under the FSF definition, patches--binary or source, and dynamic linking of libraries would be considered derived works for purposes of the GPL, even when the creator of such works does not distribute the original work.

      I can see a case for for binary patches to be considered derivative works. Source patches and dynamic linking, on the other hand, would seem to me to be exemptible under fair use guidelines.

      The question has to do with the definition of derivative work and limitations of fair use.

      Anyone have examples of case law on this?

    7. Re:dmca? by aug24 · · Score: 1
      If I understand correctly, under the FSF definition, patches--binary or source, and dynamic linking of libraries would be considered derived works for purposes of the GPL, even when the creator of such works does not distribute the original work.

      I think you're mistaken on one important count: the sole action that leads to a requirement to release GPL source is distribution. If you modify something for your personal sole use, that's no problem. If you roll it out across your company or to your customers, then you've got to show code.

      That said, this...

      <snip>the copyright law does not grant creators of derivative works the right to distribute those works without prior authorization from the copyright holder of the orginal work. In the the case of GPLed software, the GPL provides the terms of this authorization.

      ...is an excellent rebuttal of that point, and I hope (and expect) the crack-ninja-lawyers at IBM have thought of it.

      J.

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      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    8. Re:dmca? by midav · · Score: 1
      First, the copyright law does not grant creators of derivative works the right to distribute those works without prior authorization from the copyright holder of the orginal work.

      This is where you are confused. Copyright law does not grant creators of derivative works the right to create (duh!) derivative works without prior authorization from the copyright holder of the original work. It does not regulate distribution of derivative work, assuming that derivative work creator automatically entitled to do it.

      The SCO's argument is that, according to USC 17, once the right on creation of the derivative work has been obtained, original copyright holder can have no say as to how derivative work creators distribute their works.

      In this case it is fair and done, to compensate original work creator with money, but it is not within original work creator rights to limit derivative work creator's options as how to distribute the derivative work, because this right is inherently granted to them by USC 17 without limitations.

      The argument (by aug24) that work creators are already effectively limit their rights when they let publishers to distribute their works is not applicable here, because an original work creator usually does not give the right to a publisher to create a derivative work.

  3. Hmm. Rollerball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (No, not the remade piece of shit, the original version)

    Is this the beginning of the Corporate Wars?

  4. Re:1st post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU FAIL IT!

  5. So who REALLY is behind all this SCO nonsense? by cscx · · Score: 2, Funny

    You guessed it... Frank Stallone

    1. Re:So who REALLY is behind all this SCO nonsense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

    2. Re:So who REALLY is behind all this SCO nonsense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      old norm mcdonald joke

    3. Re:So who REALLY is behind all this SCO nonsense? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      No, it's Old Man Whithers from the haunted amusement park.

      "And I would've gotten away it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!".

    4. Re:So who REALLY is behind all this SCO nonsense? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Or so the Germans would have us think!

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  6. One Word... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    Nuts. Or Psycho, if you prefer.

    It seems he seriously believes he's doing this "For the good of all".

    God Help Us.

  7. Tinfoil time by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and says "all the big guys" are out to get SCO.

    Right. But apart from paranoia, SCO also seem to suffer from Multiple Personalities Disorder (once they were a Linux vendor, now they hate the GPL), therefore they'll be fine because they outnumbers their ennemies 2 to 1.

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Tinfoil time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's right. All the big guys are out to get SCO. What he didn't mention is that all the little and medium-sized guys hate them too.

    2. Re:Tinfoil time by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      "He's right. All the big guys are out to get SCO. What he didn't mention is that all the little and medium-sized guys hate them too."

      Don't forget the gals too.
      The whole planet hates him.
      Who votes to visit SCO with torches, pitchforks and a rope.
      It has been to long since Utah hung criminals.

      --
      I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
    3. Re:Tinfoil time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who votes to visit SCO with torches, pitchforks and a rope.

      I got the rope! Let's go!

      It has been to long since Utah hung criminals.

      They use firing squads there, actually, which sounds more painful than hanging.

    4. Re:Tinfoil time by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      FYI, firing squad are actually less painless, at least for those who're light weighted. Hanging take a long while to die. While with firing squad, as long as they hit your vital (Head, heart, etc.), you die pretty quick or instant.

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
    5. Re:Tinfoil time by Curtman · · Score: 1

      SCO also seem to suffer from Multiple Personalities Disorder

      CRN: How much of your $60 million in cash derives from those licenses from Sun, Microsoft, etc?

      McBride: The combination of those is in the tens of millions of dollars. We're over $60 million in cash... .


      Is it just me, or does 'tens of millions of dollars' imply more than one 'ten million', and less than 6 of them?

      -- So long SCO, and thanks for the karma :)

    6. Re:Tinfoil time by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      I say we nuke the site from orbit. After all, it's the only way to be sure.

    7. Re:Tinfoil time by Xabraxas · · Score: 1
      FYI, firing squad are actually less painless, at least for those who're light weighted. Hanging take a long while to die. While with firing squad, as long as they hit your vital (Head, heart, etc.), you die pretty quick or instant.

      Unfortunately they usually don't hit you in a vital organ. Only one bullet is actually fired. Only one gun has a live round, while the other members of the firing squad have blanks. This is to make the deaths more impersonal. Know one knows who actually fired the deadly shot. This also makes the likelihood of a quick death even more unlikely. The weapons used in those days were far from accurate. On the other hand, hanging, if done properly, will snap your neck in an instant.

      --
      Time makes more converts than reason
    8. Re:Tinfoil time by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      Right you are about hanging, it is quite instantaneous nowadays, however you're a bit off base on the "those days" part about firing squads.

      The interesting thing about Utah is that they still have execution by firing squad as one of the methods that are available for the mortal punishment of the death row inmates. The famous case is that of Gary Gilmore who chose that exact fate in 1977. Gilmore is also famous for being the first person executed after the Supreme Court's moratorium on the death penalty ended in the 70's.

      Thus the weapons used to carry out the execution were quite accurate, and the executioners all were able to aim directly at the chest of Gilmore, making it quite quick. Also you are a bit off on the "only one gun has a live round" part. That is sometimes the case, but in Utah and in general the practice is to only put one blank in one of the rifles being used. The rest of the squad has live rounds. This makes the death of the inmate much more assured than just having one live round. Also an experienced rifleman can easily tell the difference between a live round and a blank based on recoil as well as other factors. However the hope is that in the heat of the moment even an experienced rifleman will probably be too caught up in the execution to pay attention to the recoil and actually give much thought to whether or not he fired a live round.

      --
      Anti-social? My code is just platform-specific.
    9. Re:Tinfoil time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all for Darl getting someone inept in either case. Slow and painful is too good for the git.

    10. Re:Tinfoil time by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Only one gun has a live round, while the other members of the firing squad have blanks.

      Actually, all the rifles EXCEPT ONE have live rounds. That way, everyone on the firing squad can thing they had the blank and not think they killed someone.

      As far as hanging, part of the point of the gallows is to allow you to fall for a short distance before the rope snaps taut. If the knot was correctly placed, the knot and rope work together to dislocate the first cervical vertebra and sever the spinal cord (known as a "hangmans' fracture" even though there is no fracture of any bone if done correctly). The person hanged does not strangle because the rope cuts off their airway, they die from suffocation because the diaphram is no longer working to pull air into the lungs. Some people can survive for several minutes without breathing (CPR instructors teach that brain damage BEGINS after 4 minutes), so the person being hanged may be alive and aware for several minutes after being hanged. On the other hand, someone executed by a firing squad would be hit by (How many are in a firing squad? 9 people?) 8 bullets and would die from loss of blood or from the destruction of the hearts' ability to pump blood. Loss of blood pressure would cause extramely quick loss of consiousness, followed shortly by death from exsanguination.

      By the way, the guillotine was supposed to be a more humane way to execute people for that same reason, as well as the fact that the executioner, if they were not skilled or didn't have a VERY sharp blade might have to take several hacks at beheading a person, whereas the weighted blade and piece that fitted around the neck held the condemned in just the right position for a quick, clean, one shot execution - although there were stories about severed heads that would look around and blink a few times before being still - sometimes even moving their mouths as though talking or screaming.

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      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  8. Always Wondered by Preach+the+Good+Word · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've always wondered about people like Darl McBride. Obviously, they are paid a great deal of money to put a certain spin on things, and they try very hard to do it. What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this: do they actually believe themselves? Do they start out knowing they are lying, then convince themselves about it along the way? Or does the notion of truth not even cross their minds, as they are busy trying to define the reality they want?

    1. Re:Always Wondered by gmajor · · Score: 1

      It sounds like he actually does believe himself. I liken him to those CEO's (even Hitler!)who have surrounded themselves with yes men and believe in every half-brained idea that spews out of their mouth.

      Not that I am comparing Darl McBride to Hitler.

    2. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know the truth. Just like a televangelist goes into the backroom later and makes a joke about getting some old lady's life savings *cough*Benny Hinn*cough*.

      There are no delusions in their minds, that's why its called "the godawful truth". Within a small enough circle, the godawful truth is freely spoken once the lie has grown beyond it. (see: terrible lie). Like most scammers, these guys probably take pleasure in the people that fall for it, and have to show off their exploits to their buddies.

    3. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler idea: Blond-haired, blue-eyed white germanic people are a superior life form.

      McBride idea: The linux kernel belongs to SCO.

      Yep, two ideas equivalent in their lunacy.

    4. Re:Always Wondered by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Darl seems to be of the same mindset as lawyers who defend mass murderers. He simply represents the tiny subset of the truth that best serves his client. I would imagine by repeating that small subset of the truth day in and day out, Darl sees it as the entire truth, regardless of how truly true that truth is.

      You also pointed out that he makes a great deal of money. I'm sure that helps a lot.

    5. Re:Always Wondered by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Apparently Darl and Microsoft have been partnering over hardware long before PCs came about.

      Check this out from Microsoft's site, in a discussion on CRM (Customer Relationship Management): it's a case study of ... McBride Electric.

      They've been around for 50 years, so it's probably not part of the conspiracy(TM) but I got a kick out of seeing McBride's name featured prominently on Microsoft's site!

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    6. Re:Always Wondered by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think he actually enjoys what he is doing; its all a very big [high stakes] game to him. This is indicated by his allusion to 'David and Goliath' and the 'grasshopper'/'master' remarks at the end of the CRN interview. Alot of money is being made by shareowners because of this play.

      Several items point to the hypocrisy behind the whole issue:

      1. His allusion that the 'big boys' opposing SCO were purely motivated by Capitalism - while his poor little company was merely pursuing their righteous imperative.

      2. Then, he states that he has no responsiblity to 'sing kumbaya around the campfire' with the linux users - not customers he is quick to state ["There are only two industries who use the term 'users,' computers and drugs"] - only a responsibility to increase shareowner value (sounds like capitalism to me, particularly as he went on to brag about the SCO stock going from $1 to $14).

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    7. Re:Always Wondered by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Informative

      Darl seems to be of the same mindset as lawyers who defend mass murderers.

      Not the same at *all*. A lawyer who defends a mass murderer is almost always appointed by the court. This lawyer is there to ensure that the legal rights of the defendant are secured. It's a basic and fundamental part of how our legal system works.

      With this in mind, it's easy to be vigorous in defending the legal rights of somebody you detest. It's not self-interest, it's moral duty.

      On the other hand, McBride is in a different ballpark altogether. Here's somebody who's clearly seeking personal gain at other's expense.

      We're talking about something worse than a scum-sucking lawyer... the PR man!

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    8. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We're talking about something worse than a scum-sucking lawyer... the PR man!"

      HERE HERE!

    9. Re:Always Wondered by di0s · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but with each interview, he sounds more and more like a shyster used car salesman. Just an observation.

    10. Re:Always Wondered by tinrobot · · Score: 1

      With this in mind, it's easy to be vigorous in defending the legal rights of somebody you detest. It's not self-interest, it's moral duty.

      Moral duty or not... I doubt that it's easy.

    11. Re:Always Wondered by agurkan · · Score: 0

      A lawyer who defends a mass murderer is almost always appointed by the court
      not really if you count drug dealing as mass murder. or am i watching too much `the practice'?

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      ato
    12. Re:Always Wondered by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      With this in mind, it's easy to be vigorous in defending the legal rights of somebody you detest. It's not self-interest, it's moral duty.

      Moral duty or not... I doubt that it's easy.

      It'd be much easier (IMHO IANAL and all that) to defend a mass murder as a court-appointed rep than to bald-face lie repeated, in self-contradictory terms to newspapers and media day after day.

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    13. Re:Always Wondered by rir · · Score: 2, Funny
      Darl's twisted world:
      We're on the side of the silent majority...but at the end of the day it's around who's right. We're rock solid on our claims... and we're not sitting here day in day out trying to counter the stones being thrown at us. We have a business to run. Our roots in the Unix business are strong and won't be blown over by a little bit of Linux wind.


      Reality:


      We're on the side of the silent majority
      Actually, you are a vocal minority.
      but at the end of the day it's around who's right
      True
      We're rock solid on our claims
      Wrong
      and we're not sitting here day in day out trying to counter the stones being thrown at us
      Wrong again
      We have a business to run
      Not for long
      Our roots in the Unix business are strong
      No, they aren't
      and won't be blown over by a little bit of Linux wind.
      Yes, you will.
    14. Re:Always Wondered by Maudib · · Score: 1

      I disagree. An executive has the same sort of moral responsibility to his sharehoulders as does a court appointed lawyer. They both are required to do their best for the interests of their client within a pre-defined set of rules. A lawyer can break those rules no more easily then an executive. Its just for some reason the presumption that executives break those rules more often and easily is common.

      Maybe we hold the lawyer in higher esteem because in the end preserving the right to a strong defense for everyone is in the best inerest of the community while doing whatever it takes to turn a profit is not.

    15. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      but at the end of the day it's around who's right

      Any manager I've ever had who used the phrase "at the end of the day" was always, always, a complete idiot.

    16. Re:Always Wondered by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this
      He compared himself to James Bond in public, in front of customers - people he actually wants to take him seriously. That should show a little of his psychology.
    17. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes

    18. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a wannabe spook???

      Heh, this I can use. evil laugh.

    19. Re:Always Wondered by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Insightful
      if you count drug dealing as mass murder


      i don't count issuing driving licenses as mass murder either, so why should i count drug dealing?
      --
      Free as in mason.
    20. Re:Always Wondered by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's playing to his audience. The people who's opinion he cares about are the hardcore buisness Wall Street types ("greed is good"), who'll snap up a companies who do things like pay fines instead of complying with law cause it's cheaper. At the same time, alot of em have very John Wayne sorta mentality and they like the idea of a company coming from behing and beating the super blue-chips like IBM. He says a bunch of stuff in that artical which just barely falls short of being outright false - the way he misrepresents Perens statements about the code shown at the SCO roadshow, for example. If I hadn't been following this story, and especially if I weren't familiar with Linux, I'd be pretty heavily swayed by this kind of interview. He doesn't talk about specifics. He plays the underdog card VERY heavily. He sounds very reasonable and very straightforward. It's too bad so much of what he says is unsupportable.

    21. Re:Always Wondered by floydman · · Score: 0

      The best lier is the lier who belives his own lies. Then automatically every body will belive him, he will be so convencing and real when talking to you that you are bound to be convionced.

      --
      The lunatic is in my head
    22. Re:Always Wondered by Frodrick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this: do they actually believe themselves? Do they start out knowing they are lying, then convince themselves about it along the way?

      I have wondered that myself. Although McBride makes every possible effort to come off as a greedy, money-grubbing weasel, I have come to believe that the truth is that he is just too dumb to know what SCO really and truly owns.

      I suspect that he thinks that ownership of the source code of Sys V means that SCO has total and sole ownership of every single line of code contained therein.

      A person following that (specious) line of reasoning would leap to the conclusion that anyone else who was using the same lines of code had obviously copied it... because he owns his code - he has papers to "prove" it.

      Now admittedly, SCO's repeated failure to identity even a single line of supposedly infinging code is not the action of an honest litigant, but I suppose he could be both stupid AND a weasel.

    23. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that a lawyer defending someone accused of mass murder might well believe that he's defending an innocent.

    24. Re:Always Wondered by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      That would be a great question to ask the politicians who just murdered upwards of 10,000 innocent Iraqi civilians.Do they really, truly beleive that their actions are moral and justified?

    25. Re:Always Wondered by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      The people who's opinion he cares about are the hardcore buisness Wall Street types ("greed is good"), who'll snap up a companies who do things like pay fines instead of complying with law cause it's cheaper.

      I am neither a lawyer nor an economist, but...

      Not so sure. Wall Street is moved by two factors-- market and analysts. Analysts aren't lawyers but tend to focus on business strategy. To a SCO-Friendly analyst, the benefit here is not from suing IBM but rather the idea that SCO could OWN the much-hyped Linux kernel. So some people may be buying SCO shares hoping that they are the next big thing.

      The problem is that nobody gave SCO the right to distribute Linux except under the GPL. Since you are generally prohibited from desitributing copyrighted works without permission, and SCO has redistributed many thousands' developers copyrighted works without permission after they filed suit and refused to follow the guidelines of the GPL, it will be up to the courts to decide how to proceed. But even if the GPL is thrown out, I doubt that SCO will be in the clear. Again IANAL, but I have a hard time seeing the courts decide that the GPL is too unfriendly towards big business... When I have heard lawyers discuss the problems with the GPL, they have listed several practical ones but never have I heard anyone tell me that it isn't valid and provide me with a reason.

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    26. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Union Carbide? Oh wait that was 35,000 right?

    27. Re:Always Wondered by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this: do they actually believe themselves? Do they start out knowing they are lying, then convince themselves about it along the way? Or does the notion of truth not even cross their minds, as they are busy trying to define the reality they want?"

      There are numerous conditions that can cause this, but one of them is simply being human and convincing yourself that you're right beyond any doubt.

      In Darl's case, the amount of money that his company, and therefore he himself, is worth is based on keeping the spin going; keeping the share price high.

      He's also the recipient of what you could call 'top notch' law advice from a firm that has a vested interest in the success of the company as well. IOW, you're not looking at individual psychology, but corporate, and corporations judged by individual's psychological standards would be foam-flecked axe wielders with bad hair.

      There is, going on the stuff I've seen so far from SCO, a certain desire to bend reality to a paradigm that justifies their claims, but those claims are beginning to lack an internal consistency as time goes by. They're almost becoming about buzzwords rather than actual content, which you can see by the more recent references to BSD. Now *that* is something I'd _love_ them to try in court.

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    28. Re:Always Wondered by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered about people like Darl McBride. Obviously, they are paid a great deal of money to put a certain spin on things, and they try very hard to do it. What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this: do they actually believe themselves?

      You have never hung arround a marketing department, have you? I think he believes it.

      Darl is right about one thing-- this suit will be a major turning point in the economic direction of open source software. I disagree with him over the direction things should go-- I feel that open source has a major advantage over closed source in reducing the cost of development by allowing greater reuse of code. Therefore open source is more economically efficient and hence business friendly than proprietary software, so the GPL is plenty "business-friendly."

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    29. Re:Always Wondered by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "He doesn't talk about specifics. He plays the underdog card VERY heavily."

      The trade press may be biased, hypocritical, slanted, bent, misinformed, overly confident in corporate America and generally unknowledgeable, but they aren't stupid. I know I'm splitting hairs here, but even they can count the months since the original claim of 'one million lines of code' and the complete lack of discovery filed so far.

      The main problem is that he's getting away with it. Hopefully December 4th should be an interesting time for everyone.

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    30. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I feel that open source has a major advantage over closed source in reducing the cost of development by allowing greater reuse of code.

      You've just proved his point: open source costs jobs. If the same piece of code is written dozens of times, think how many programmers get paychecks. Of course it's a very stupid to block progress and efficiency to save jobs, but it's done all the time.

    31. Re:Always Wondered by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      If you read the entries in the target column, you'll see that very few are actually murdered.

      For example, some of the causes of death are listed as "car bomb." Exactly which politician murdered these people?

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    32. Re:Always Wondered by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Darl seems to be of the same mindset as lawyers who defend mass murderers.

      Not the same at *all*. A lawyer who defends a mass murderer is almost always appointed by the court. This lawyer is there to ensure that the legal rights of the defendant are secured. It's a basic and fundamental part of how our legal system works. With this in mind, it's easy to be vigorous in defending the legal rights of somebody you detest. It's not self-interest, it's moral duty. On the other hand, McBride is in a different ballpark altogether. Here's somebody who's clearly seeking personal gain at other's expense. We're talking about something worse than a scum-sucking lawyer... the PR man!

      You make a good point. I have met many public defenders and frequent pro-bono lawyers who absolutely believed in the system and were quite moral and ethical. Their trick is to tell the client first thing "I don't care if you did it or not. Don't even tell me, because it's not important." But then there's the other kind of defense attorney-- the kind like my cousin Archie-- who use dirty tricks* and courtroom shenanigans to win cases. My cousin is an evil bastard lawyer who is incapable and/or unwilling to see the difference between right and wrong, insofar as it applies in the courtroom. A lot of corporate executives are cut from the same cloth, it seems. I think Darl McBride doesn't even know and probably doesn't care if his techs can come up with proof of IP infringement; he's going let them deal with that issue if it goes to court. He is, as you say, the worst kind of scum: a PR man.

      *ask a hostile witness a string of questions that have been gone over before, all of them with "yes" answers. After 20 boring minutes of that, slip in the question "is it possible the gun you saw in my client's hand could have been a toy gun?" and when the unsuspecting witness says "yes....i mean NO" because he was expecting another "yes" question, pounce upon this engineered incident as evidence of "witness uncertainity" and get your scumbag armed robber client a lesser sentence. eeeeeeeeevil......

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    33. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, people who speak in absolutes are the idiots.

    34. Re:Always Wondered by JohnGalt42 · · Score: 1
      ... it's a case study of McBride Electric.

      I hope that was meant to be tongue-in-check ... a quick check of http://www.mcbrideelectric.com shows that McBride Electric was founded in Wichita, KS by Lloyd McBride. Not Darl McBride.

    35. Re:Always Wondered by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      Hear! Hear!

    36. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a friend that lies like that. He lives on some fantasy world where everything he makes up is true. I and his other friends wonder if he thinks we believe him, or if he doesn't care if we believe him or not, or if he is really delusional and thinks that those things he says are real (or maybe a combination of all).

      And no, trying to "corner" him is useless, you can always manufacture more talk to get out of any argument (read any McBride interview to see what I mean).

    37. Re:Always Wondered by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "The problem is that nobody gave SCO the right to distribute Linux except under the GPL."

      SCO will need to find a judge who will unilaterally reinterpret nearly the entire body of US copyright law. They are telling their investors that this is likely to happen.

      In the same area of the interview:

      We're not actually shutting down the flow of Linux, just cleaning it up at the end user level. [When I came aboard at SCO I looked at this issue of code and asked:] 'Why don't you guys do this?' They said, 'Because the Linux community will get mad at us.'
      So he is saying that they knowingly and intentionally continued to sell and distribute the Linux kernel to the world under the GPL at a time when they believed there was SCO "intellectual property" in it illegally. Selling copies of the kernel with the GPL on it while believing that the GPL is not valid and that the kernel is not legally licensed is certainly fraud.

      Is a court going to let a company collect damages based partly on their own fraudulant acts?

    38. Re:Always Wondered by smithmc · · Score: 1
      I've always wondered about people like Darl McBride. Obviously, they are paid a great deal of money to put a certain spin on things, and they try very hard to do it. What I've never understood about the psychology of it is this: do they actually believe themselves? Do they start out knowing they are lying, then convince themselves about it along the way? Or does the notion of truth not even cross their minds, as they are busy trying to define the reality they want?

      Darl McBride, Saddam Hussein, John Ashcroft, Martha Stewart - how do any of them do it? I'll never understand...

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    39. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully December 4th should be an interesting time for everyone.

      I know it will be for me.
      We had to do skits at work for halloween, and our department won. So on December 4th we're all going out to lunch at Bob Chin's on the company.
      Surf and Turf here I come.

    40. Re:Always Wondered by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      I am not sure, but I think he means those politicians who didn't roll over and lick the foot of the poeple who actually did the killing - I see in the first several pages quite a few poeple killed - not by US forces, but by other people trying to kill US forces - and MISSING.

      In addition their "upwards of 10,000 people" is actually listed as several hundred LESS than 10,000 people. In the first half of the listing, I counted over 100 people killed by car bombs, in retribution for 'cooperating with the US forces', road side bombs, and ordinance directed at US forces that killed others.

      In addition, there are between 5799 and 7274 reported from various hospitals with no way of directly attributing them to the hostilities at all, or if they actually should have been counted might have been double counted - once as a victim of a car bomb, then again as a hospital casualty.

      So let me see. Less than 10,000 claimed, possibly as many as 3/4 of those double counted, and a large number of the rest killed by accident by people trying to attack the US forces.

      Yes, those politicians have a lot to answer for - especially that Sadam, and Osama.

      World Trade Center numbers for comparison:

      Total number killed in attacks (official figure as of 9/5/02): 2,819

      Bodies found "intact": 289

      Body parts found: 19,858

      Number of nations whose citizens were killed in attacks: 115

      Number of U.S. troops killed in Operation Enduring Freedom: 22

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    41. Re:Always Wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I've never understood about the psychology of it is... etc

      You're making it too complicated. For people like McBride, "the bottom line" is the bottom line. The only thing that counts for him is money. He doesn't commit crimes because crime doesn't pay as well as being a CEO, for example. The basis for every decision he makes is its likely effect on his "net worth". In this context, "worth" means monetary worth and nothing else.

    42. Re:Always Wondered by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, it was, and no, I didn't get any funny karma for it. ;-/

      Btw, my staffing firm is John Galt Staffing. I thought that was hella cool. ;-) </fnord>

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    43. Re:Always Wondered by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Why is it that people think that greater efficiency == less jobs hence economic decline? If this were the case then the conflict in Isreal should be making their economy really move, but the problem is that the inefficiency of hiring all the security guards is making many many businesses unprofitable.

      Software is something where the issue is not how much do you need to be competitive, but rather how much you can afford to spend on it. I think that greater efficiency here means more value, hence larger investments and more jobs. Well, maybe fewer at Microsoft, Sun, etc. and more 2-bit shops, but you get the picture.

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  9. Interesting note at the end of the interview by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    CRN: How can you win suing customers and what happens if you go after HP customer?

    McBride: The interesting scenario is, do you go after an HP customer or an IBM customer? That's what David is the master of. That's his final decision


    So, if I am understanding this, the lawer is in charge.

    Anybody else shocked?

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    1. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Gwala · · Score: 1

      He does own substantial stock, it could seem very likely.

      -Gwala

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    2. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by morcego · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anybody else shocked ?

      Actually, and sadly, no.

      Caldera (now SCO) has been sueing people for a long time now. (See: Caldera x Microsoft)

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    3. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Anybody else shocked?"

      No, because he's lying.

      One of the reasons to hire a lawyer is to give yourself plausible deniability. If I want to cause you pain, you hire a lawyer, sue you, and then claim "Its not me, its the lawyer". The lawyer doesn't care; its his job, and you get to pretend like you're an innocent bystander.

      Really, think it through. Darl has the strategy, the lawyer is providing tactics, but ultimately, Darl is approving of those tactics, regardless of what he says in public.

      I'm more shocked that people are surprised that Darl is lying. Darl is lying every time he makes a public utterance. Darl doesn't care about Unix, Linux, bits, bytes, he's only trying to raise money, and if you look at it through that immoral mindset, then you say anything as long as it maximizes profits.

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    4. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by TrombaMarina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you're baffled, it's probably because you see SCO as a company who profits from selling things as apposed to suing people. Their latest shareholder statement seems to really emphasise their Intellectual Property as one of their three main sources of income, but they don't have much exciting to say about the other two. In that light, suing their "customers" is just fine. And so is letting their lawyer set their "business" strategy.

      Keep in mind that if McBride does not do what is arguably best for the bottom line of the company, his shareholders can sue him. If you have a bunch of SCO stock and about a billion dollars lying around you can probably sue him for taking a short-sighted approach to keeping his company profitable. Not too many people are in that position though.

      The thing that kills me is that SCO's stock is still around $14 (up from $1 in March but falling the past week) - which means that most investors believe that SCO will be worth more in the future. Are they banking on a buyout or a win in court? Yes, I'm shocked, but over the public's reaction. Not McBride's statements.

    5. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      See: Caldera x Microsoft
      Actually, from what I've read, the DR-DOS case has merit. I believe code was identified in Windows 3.x that only served to stop Windows from running on DR-DOS, with no justification.
    6. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl (why are you on a first name basis with this guy?) is nobody. He's an elevated PR man that fronts this thing for Canopy. He doesn't have the strategy, he doesn't have the tactics.

    7. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was code in the beta versions of Windows 3.1 that showed a non-fatal error message when you tried to start it. It was removed before the commerical release, but it was an artificial MS-DOS compatibility test, and the only real purpose was to promote FUD about DR-DOS. It gave beta test users the impression that DR-DOS may be incompatible with Windows 3.1, nothing more.

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    8. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Umm. DR-DOS *was* incompatible with Windows 3.1 on release, and DR released a patch.

      In fact, DR-DOS was incompatible with a lot of things. That's a different story, but all of those cool features in DR DOS didn't come without a price -- it wasn't MS/IBM DOS and it didn't work exactly the same. Even after it became "Novell DOS", it still needed to be patched to be compatible with Novell's Redirecter. That should tell you something.

      Anyone who has ever worked on a software project could tell you that Microsoft wanted Windows beta testers to report bugs against Windows, not DR-DOS. The message had a legitimate purpose beside FUD.

    9. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      If the lawyer was in charge he would have told Darl to STFU a long time ago no matter how stupid teh layer was.

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    10. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by nikkipolya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh! don't worry... its the same public that invested in myfoot.com a few years ago. And, yes the stock rallied! it touched the peak, about $31/share. Untill, the company eventually got to the act of deciding what business they wanted to be in... and it became an oft repeated story...

    11. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Yes, and no. The code to detect the OS wasn't a simple check of the DOS version as Microsoft could've easily done, and a notification that bug reports about Windows 3.1 when running on DR-DOS may not be looked at. Instead there were several fairly well documented things Microsoft intentionally added to Windows to make installing and using the beta of Windows 3.1 more difficult on DR-DOS.

      Honestly, if Microsoft had warned the user during install that DR-DOS may be incompatible with Windows 3.1, and that Microsoft cannot guarentee that non official versions of DOS will function properly, they would've likely had fewer problems. Instead they chose to be sneaky, and do meaningless checks on XMS driver versions, call undocumented int 21h calls to check for even more undocumented data structures, and then pop up errors that imply there's something seriously wrong with your system. Microsoft has no obligation to support DR-DOS, but this went further than that, to actually trying to sabotage DR-DOS.

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    12. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Darl doesn't care about Unix, Linux, bits, bytes, he's only trying to raise money, and if you look at it through that immoral mindset, then you say anything as long as it maximizes profits.

      Immoral? Yes, but as Darl points out, the quest for profit above all else is his legal obligation. If he fails to put shareholder value first, he gets fired, and probably sued as well.

      Think carefully before you tell me the "moral" course of action would be to resign rather than push this baseless lawsuit. That's the glib answer, but all that would means is that the company would get someone else with fewer scruples. If you want something different, you need to change the system. Good luck finding an alternative to capitalism that the USA will adopt.

    13. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by hummassa · · Score: 1

      > Darl is lying every time he makes a public utterance.
      I assumed he is lying every time his lips are moving... :-)

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    14. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Caldera v. Microsoft happened back before Caldera and The Santa Cruz Organization (old SCO) even merged. They were different organizations then ran by different people with different management philosophies

    15. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Frodrick · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Keep in mind that if McBride does not do what is arguably best for the bottom line of the company, his shareholders can sue him.

      Yes, but there is "bottom line" and there is "BOTTOM LINE". McBride has sacrificed long term corporate viability for the possibility of a lottery-type payoff (at pretty much the same odds).

      I don't think he was counting on IBM and the open-souce folks being utterly unwilling to settle, and able to account for every line of code as well as being able to show its history - in some cases right back to the founders of Unix and before. In other words - he doesn't understand open-source in the slightest.

      And since SCO has so thoroughly blotted it's copybook with the Linux/Unix community, when SCO loses this fight THEY. ARE. HISTORY. Their revenue stream will vanish like a soap bubble and their stock go into negative values.

      That is the bottom line - and it, too, is actionable by shareholders.

      I suspect that Boies and Co. think so too. Did you notice - they aren't working on contingency. They want money up front, now. If they truly believed in their cause I would think that they would prefer to wait for the big payoff.

    16. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Think carefully before you tell me the "moral" course of action would be to resign rather than push this baseless lawsuit"

      This argument boils down to "If Darl doesn't do it, somebody else will". That's more of a excuse than a valid reason.

      Regardless, I think its too bad when not only do people like Darl get to act against the public interest, but its okay to explain it away as "acting in the shareholder's best interest". How far does that requirement go?

    17. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by horza · · Score: 1

      The lawyers are mostly being paid in stock options, and are deliberately taking part in a pump-and-dump scheme. Their incentive is maximise their profits whilst protecting themselves from fraud charges. There is nothing to stop them from using Darl as the fall guy.

      Phillip.

    18. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "The thing that kills me is that SCO's stock is still around $14 (up from $1 in March but falling the past week) - which means that most investors believe that SCO will be worth more in the future."

      You seem to be missing the volume trading that's going on. It's not investment, it's trading.

      The markets have been in a steadily trailing position after the original announcment; go look at the wires on the financial sites and you can see why. SCO execs are dumping stock in pre-planned and triggered trades and they've just printed a bunch to give the lawyers...

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    19. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "And since SCO has so thoroughly blotted it's copybook with the Linux/Unix community, when SCO loses this fight THEY. ARE. HISTORY. Their revenue stream will vanish like a soap bubble and their stock go into negative values."

      Ya think?

      The thing is that the brand is going to be worthless, but there's IP in them thar hills...there will be a bit of a scuffle over who gets what.

      Imagine the scenario that SCO is handed to IBM as a settlement. It's things like that that keep me warm on these cold nights.

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    20. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by pknoll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't think he was counting on IBM and the open-souce folks being utterly unwilling to settle

      I'm not so sure. IBM has a long-standing tradition of -not- settling cases like this one, where their business model is being attacked. Quite correctly, they see their reputation and future plans as being worth much more than settling, which in the public eye is often times an admission of guilt.

      As far as the Open Source community goes, there is no "settle" at stake - we haven't been sued. We're not engaged in a legal battle with SCO, our fight is one of perception in the public and business eyes.

      The more I wonder why on earth SCO chose IBM as a target for the breach of contract suit, the more I believe they chose IBM because they knew IBM wouldn't settle. It makes for a much longer, drawn-out drama which allows plenty of time for FUD tactics, and every day increases the exposure of "tainted Linux" to more people. If SCO's tactic was to discolor the reputation of Linux and Open Source in general, which is seems clear is at least part of their plan, IBM was an ideal target because they won't settle. They'll fight.

    21. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by Grotus · · Score: 1
      I suspect that Boies and Co. think so too. Did you notice - they aren't working on contingency. They want money up front, now. If they truly believed in their cause I would think that they would prefer to wait for the big payoff.


      While I don't disagree with your main point, this part isn't exactly true. If you look at the SEC filing under the Arrangement with Council heading, you will see that the $1 million + 400,000 shares is in addition to a 20% contingency fee (where one of the contingencies is the buyout of SCO).
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    22. Re:Interesting note at the end of the interview by rakeswell · · Score: 1
      The thing that kills me is that SCO's stock is still around $14 (up from $1 in March but falling the past week) - which means that most investors believe that SCO will be worth more in the future.

      No, I don't think that follows. First of all, you mean investors in SCOX, not all investors. Secondly, it seems much more likely to me that some / most are bying because of the limited downside (you're out what bought in at) and a potentially very large upside. Granted, I think most also realize that the likelihood of the upside being reached is very small; but with risk, reward. The small liklihood of realizing the large upside makes the limited downside attractive.

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  10. Tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope McBride comes to columbus ohio - there hasn't been a deent stand up comic here in *years*

  11. Medication? by Empiric · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm... self-contradiction, baseless claims, conspiracy theories, projection, delusions of grandeur... aren't these primary symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia?

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    1. Re:Medication? by Hi_2k · · Score: 1

      Thats what the doctors say, but the people in my teeth know better. They know they're part of the MLB conspiracy. No-one understands but me. You're all blind! BLIND, I TELL YOU!

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    2. Re:Medication? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know ... I'm not a psychologist but it seems to me that McBride is more of a sociopath than anything else. He probably knows the difference between right and wrong, but simply doesn't care. I mean, if he were a true psychopath he would probably have murdered a few people by now and have ended up with a life sentence. On the other hand, there are many shades of sociopathy: the neighbor that borrows all your power tools and never returns them, or the realtor that knowingly sells you a house infested with termites. These people know that what they are doing is wrong, but they do it anyway because it gets them what they want. McBride has to know that what he is doing is wrong and is hurting a lot of individuals and companies, but he's doing it anyway because it gets him what he wants. And if he has convinced himself that his actions are correct and aboveboard, then he is mentally ill and should be checked into a good sanitarium. Better yet, make it a third-rate facility ... maybe they'll give him ECT for practice.

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    3. Re:Medication? by enthused+i+swear · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you're thinking of a Slashdot discussion...

    4. Re:Medication? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      These people know that what they are doing is wrong, but they do it anyway because it gets them what they want.

      What goes around, comes around. Things usually catch up to people like that, and that's when the party's over folks.

    5. Re:Medication? by jmauro · · Score: 1

      They know they're part of the MLB conspiracy

      You mean that MLB marketing has a satelite that watches everything we do? Even reads our electric organizers. Bart had it all figured out, but then Mark McGuire came by and distracted everyone by hitting some dingers.

      Sadly the problem with MLB conspiracy exists to this day. But I'm doing all I can to stop it!

    6. Re:Medication? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot "disorganized thought or behavior".

    7. Re:Medication? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that they're not really out to get you...

      For a very good reason. :)

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    8. Re:Medication? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...there are many shades of sociopathy: the neighbor that borrows all your power tools and never returns them, or the realtor that knowingly sells you a house infested with termites...

      ...the president who starts a war justifying it on the basis of non-existent WMDs.

    9. Re: Medication? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ScrewMaster said:
      "... it seems to me that McBride is more of a sociopath than anything else."
      LOL, a couple of jobs ago I worked for a tech company with a runt-sized, weasel-faced, sociopathic boss whose initials are H.B.
    10. Re:Medication? by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      How do we know he hasn't murdered anybody?

      We really should try digging up dirt on him, this whole thing seems to rely on him being believed by investors...

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    11. Re:Medication? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like the manic phase of Bipolar Disorder (aka Manic Depression) to me, I have some Depakote for them if they want it.

    12. Re:Medication? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      What if we all have to move to BSD before the party gets over? That would be a shame (especially for those whove dedicated tons of time and effort to the Linux kernel).

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    13. Re:Medication? by Greger47 · · Score: 1

      Not all psychopaths are murderers, it's actually quite common that people who repeatedly commit whitecollar crimes (even after they are busted) are psychopats.

      Even if McBride knows that he is wrong it doesn't mean he's a psycho, even normal people can lie and cheat from time to time. One have to look at his whole life from his teens and onward to se if he follows a consistent pattern.

      But if he has it, checking him in on therapy won't help. What usually happens is that psychopaths just see theraphy as a nice way to learn new things, like how normal people think and new ways to manipulate them.

      The key thing here is that psychopats do not think and reason like normal people, they are aware of this difference and it makes them feel like a superior beeing. This superiority is what gives them the "right" to take what they want from anyone, using any method.

      They are also aware that sometimes you need to fit-in to more easily get what you want. /greger

      P.S.
      Sociopath and psychopath are synonyms, the socio prefix is more common in the US and psycho is the word of choice in Europe. But psychologists using either word are reffering to the same disorder.

    14. Re:Medication? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      These terms actually have slight differences in their meanings. According to C.R. Bartol, "The term psychopath is usually used to describe a mental illness, the sociopath is an individual who habitually violates known norms and laws" (as cited in Culwell, 1998, p.2). The main difference between the two is the consistent criminal behavior of the sociopath. Therefore, "all sociopaths are psychopathic, while not all psychopaths are sociopathic, due to the absence of the overt criminal behavior that defines sociopathology" (Culwell, 1998, p.2).

      Other than that, I agree with you.

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  12. Why does he hate himself? by ericandrade · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Attack everybody you know
    2. Claim you're doing what you got to do (voices?)
    3. P .. .
    3. . .. p p p .rrr. . .

    3. .. ..... PRISON!!!!!

    1. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "3. .. ..... PRISON!!!!!"

      Having read that, I had a vision quickly flash before my eyes of Daryl being bent over in a dingy cell getting ass-raped by a guy in a big penguin suit.

      The funniest part was the silly smile on Tux's face.

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    2. Re:Why does he hate himself? by marcushnk · · Score: 3, Funny

      SLANDER!! Tux is NOT GAY!

      Though he might use a rolled up print out of the 2.6 kernel ;-)

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    3. Re:Why does he hate himself? by s20451 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Has it occurred to you that, under US law, a CEO must act in the best interests of his shareholders? Bear in mind that the company would have folded within a year without the lawsuit. With knowledge of possible IP infringement by IBM and others, it would have been illegal for these gentlemen not to follow up on it as agressively as possible.

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    4. Re:Why does he hate himself? by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      How is being called gay slander? Last time I checked, Tux didn't have a wife and kids (cue nerd with a link to a logo containing tux's family). How do you know he's not gay?

      What's more, since when did you have to be gay to rape someone? It's violence, not love.

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    5. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir are a fucking idiot. And from your signature, you're a SCO investor as well. I hope a nice fat IBM suppoena ruins your holidays.

      In short, fuck off, and die. As soon as possible.

      WHat Darlene is doing is not in the interests of SCO or SCO's investors. It's in the interest of him and his cronies.

      The industry as a whole is dropping support/cooperation with SCO quickly and enthusiastically.

      SCO and any who work for or with them are FUCKED in the long run.

    6. Re:Why does he hate himself? by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      *sigh* it was a poorly thought out joke..

      Sorry. :-P

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    7. Re:Why does he hate himself? by gmack · · Score: 1

      Actually the investors are going to be the big losers in this one. This is a very short term strategy that's going to leave a gaping hole where Caldera/TSG used to be.

      If IBM had bought them out it would be different but as it stands the only people gaining from this are the people selling their stock right now.

    8. Re:Why does he hate himself? by faster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Under US law, the CEO must ALSO obey the law. The law has a few things to say about fraud and misrepresentation, not to mention frivolous lawsuits.

    9. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With knowledge of possible IP infringement by IBM and others, it would have been illegal for these gentlemen not to follow up on it as agressively as possible.

      You meant to say "as aggressively as is still legal." Being a CEO does not give you the right to engage in extortion or to make untrue statements.

    10. Re:Why does he hate himself? by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

      With knowledge of possible IP infringement by IBM and others, it would have been illegal for these gentlemen not to follow up on it as agressively as possible.

      Unfortunately for Darl, libel, tortious interference with trade and willfully misleading potential investors are *also* illegal, among other recent SCO actions. A CEO has a legal responsibility to lead his company aggressively, but that doesn't give him license to break the law.

      As far as copyright infringement goes, SCO has now been spouting about this for a year and thus far SCO has revealed *one* legitimate infringement -- and it was an ancient and trivial bit of code that was removed from Linux without even replacing it, because better code already existed in the kernel.

      With respect to the other IP issues, patents and trade secrets, well, the former is really funny because SCO doesn't appear to possess any applicable patents and the latter has also not been revealed, even though SCO has a legal obligation to do so. IBM has now filed *two* separate Motions to Compel, trying to get SCO to say just exactly what IBM did wrong. Early next month, those motions will almost certainly generate a court order. We'll see if SCO can finally invent something plausible when their other option is to be held in contempt of court or to admit that their case is groundless.

      In case any true SCO apologists want to point to the million pages of code and the list of Linux files as evidence that SCO *is* complying with discovery, consider:

      • Although SCO's own filings mentioned that IBM would need access to an electronic copy of the SCO code in order for IBM to do the analysis required, SCO *printed* all of the code on paper and had it delivered on a *truck*. In other words, they went way out of their way to make it unusable to IBM even though they had already admitted their obligation to provide it in an electronic format.
      • The list of Linux files lacked specificity in multiple ways. It didn't specify which version of the kernel it was from. It didn't specify what parts of the files were problematic or why. It didn't even specify the file names correctly -- they were all mangled and some of them were misspelled! And, finally, the list of "files containing trade secrets" included gems such as:

      include/asm-m68k/spinlock.h

      #ifndef __M68K_SPINLOCK_H
      #define __M68K_SPINLOCK_H

      #error "m68k doesn't do SMP yet"

      #endif

      What, does SCO own C pre-processor macros?

      There was another funny one (which I can't find right now), which happened to mention IBM in a comment regarding a hack used to work around some misfeature of ancient IBM hardware. The file was a driver for said hardware, and wasn't written by IBM.

      Pah! It's clear that SCO just grepped the Linux source base (which the community has deduced was version 2.5.59, BTW) for SMP, NUMA, IBM and JFS, excluding matches related to architectures pushed by companies who have been cooperative with SCO (Sun and HP).

      You really think a CEO has a fiduciary responsibility to engage in crap like that?

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    11. Re:Why does he hate himself? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      thus far SCO has revealed *one* legitimate infringement
      No they didn't, they don't own malloc.
    12. Re:Why does he hate himself? by hughk · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this does not mean a 'pump and dump' for his personal short term enrichment. Generally speaking the SEC do not look kindly upon such actions.

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    13. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Being a CEO does not give you the right to engage in extortion or to make untrue statements.
      Actually, Bush already fixed that second part. If he gets reelected, I'm sure he'll be looking into the first part as well.
    14. Re:Why does he hate himself? by PeaNUTZ · · Score: 1
      As far as copyright infringement goes, SCO has now been spouting about this for a year [...]

      It is strange to see how fast a company can change its mind.. In 2001 they released the SYS V awk, grep and regex library under GPL. According to the Nov. 2001 issue of Dr. Dobbs Journal, Caldera "expects to release further components of the UNIX intellectual property in coming months." I havent seen those, though.

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    15. Re:Why does he hate himself? by nathanh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Has it occurred to you that, under US law, a CEO must act in the best interests of his shareholders? Bear in mind that the company would have folded within a year without the lawsuit. With knowledge of possible IP infringement by IBM and others, it would have been illegal for these gentlemen not to follow up on it as agressively as possible.

      Sure, but he doesn't have to destroy Linux in the process. If SCO has been wronged then SCO will be compensated. But Darl is doing his level best to ruin everything good about Linux in his attempt to make money.

      Oh yeah, he says he doesn't want to "destroy" Linux. He's lying. In the CRN interview he states without ambiguity that he wants SCO to be paid for every installation of Linux. He publicly defames the GPL. He attacks the development process. He attacks the developers! He makes critical but not constructive statements about Free Software.

      But the worst act of all. The most despicable and heinous act. Darl refuses to help the Linux developers remove the alleged copied code. Darl seems content to allow the alleged infringements to continue in perpetuity so as to line his own pockets. Linux will be destroyed by that act alone. Darl doesn't give a fuck about that. It's his money, right? Linux is his bitch and he can charge whatever he damn well likes. Bad luck to all the millions of developers who poured their heart and soul into creating a community owned project. It's his! He gets to charge $699 for it. Nobody else. Just him!

      These are immoral acts. He has every right to defend SCO's property. He has every right to get compensation for use of SCO's property. He has every right to sue IBM so a court can decide the truth of that matter. But he's a fucking prick in the way he's going about it.

      I hope he goes to prison.

    16. Re:Why does he hate himself? by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A CEO has a legal responsibility to lead his company aggressively

      This just isn't true and seems to have grown into another one of those self-replicating Slashdot myths. A CEO only has a responsibility to act in the best interests of the company. Whether that is aggresive or passively and frugaly is not a matter of law. Shareholders are welcome to vote out execs who's methods they don't agree with but they only have recourse to the law if the exec(s) act _against_ the interests of the company, whether to line their own pockets or those of another company. In other words they would generally have to act fraudulently to be legally culpible. Losing or making money, and the speed or agressiveness with which they do it is a matter purely between shareholders and execs.

    17. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      As far as copyright infringement goes, SCO has now been spouting about this for a year and thus far SCO has revealed *one* legitimate infringement -- and it was an ancient and trivial bit of code that was removed from Linux without even replacing it, because better code already existed in the kernel.

      This just proves that if you tell a lie often enough, people will believe it, and that Darl's campaign is starting to have its desired effect.

      The code you are referring to was *NOT* infringed, even though Darl continues to state that Perens "admitted" it was SCO code. In fact, it was code that had been put into *public domain* through some mechanism years ago, and so was not infringing at all. Darl keeps quoting Perens as saying the code "... should not have been there...", but fails to metion that he meant for *technical* reasons, not copyright!!

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    18. Re:Why does he hate himself? by StringBlade · · Score: 1

      "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel." -- J. Jonah Jamison - Spiderman

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    19. Re:Why does he hate himself? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      SLANDER!! Tux is NOT GAY!

      Absolutely! It's not homosexual if you do it out of anger, right?

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    20. Re:Why does he hate himself? by swillden · · Score: 1

      The code you are referring to was *NOT* infringed. In fact, it was code that had been put into *public domain* through some mechanism years ago, and so was not infringing at all.

      Yes, no and maybe. The history of that code is complex. Most of that code (all but two lines) is from ancient Unix, which AT&T lost copyright to, then regained copyright to in 1996, then sold to Novell, who sold to SCO who sold to Caldera, who open-sourced it last year. Also, in the BSDI settlement, AT&T allowed Berkeley to distribute that code under the BSD license.

      So, the bulk of the code (a) was licensed under BSD, (b) was open-source licensed by Caldera (SCO) in 2002 and (c) was public domain for a few years (derivatives made from the code while it was public domain are not infringing).

      The remaining two lines of code are from AT&T System V, were not subject to the BSDI agreement, were not released by Caldera and were never in the public domain.

      So, I think Darl is actually right about this one: There were two lines of diagnostic code lifted from System V by SGI and placed into the Linux kernel. Perens argues that the two-line difference between the open source/public domain/BSD code and the SysV code isn't significant enough to merit copyright protection. I don't know about that; I think you'd have to have a court of law decide that.

      Darl's notion, however, that those two lines constitute "valuable IP" and that it's a "big problem" that "millions of servers are running it right now, even if it has been removed from the next version of Linux" is laughable, and would be laughable even if it weren't the case that, as Perens says:

      The code was intended for one SGI system that was never sold, and another that is extremely rare, and was not used in the mainstream Linux kernel.
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    21. Re:Why does he hate himself? by starm_ · · Score: 1

      These are immoral acts.

      Actually they are not just immoral they are illigal. I'm pretty sure that SCO has to try to resolve the problem by telling Linux developpers what to remove from linux before he can sue for intelletual property.(IP)

      If IBM and linux users can prove SCO didn't try to help solve the problem SCO has no case.
      This is one place where dear Darl put is foot in his mouth in the CRN interview:

      "It's kind of hollow words that we are not showing code, because we have shown examples and if we keep showing it, they'll just take that out and say 'no harm no foul.' That doesn't solve the problem. "

      He explicitely say that he doesn't want to show the code because that would help solve the Infringement. That is very illigal. This is just basic IP law. I'm sure Boies will have to do some damage control on that statement. Not that they had a case anyways.

      Disclamer: IANAL. but I did do a project on IP laws in an introduction to law course in college. Although it was for canadian law, I think american laws are very similar.

    22. Re:Why does he hate himself? by debest · · Score: 1

      Darl refuses to help the Linux developers remove the alleged copied code. Darl seems content to allow the alleged infringements to continue in perpetuity so as to line his own pockets. Linux will be destroyed by that act alone.

      Obviously, this is the intent. If, as others (myself included) have surmised, Darl is acting on behalf of Microsoft, they want Free software to go away and never come back! Free software just keeps getting better, getting inexorably closer to its proprietary competition all the time. It is making software a less precious commodity for everyone, to the detriment of proprietary software vendors and to the benefit of everyone else. Since they can't effectively compete against it in an open market, the industry will fight back with the legal system.

      I hope to God that the legal system is not snowed by this. I really don't think it will be (I'm really thankful that SCO was so stupid as to attack IBM, of all targets), but it is a critical time in the history of Free software.

      I only hope that this comes to a definite, precident-setting conclusion, such that the issues of the legality of Free software can be addressed, instead of this limbo where asshat CEOs can spout ludirous platitudes and be given legitmacy by mainstream media. Alas, I doubt this will happen. SCO will continue this path, drag it out until they are just about forced into a courtroom to be accountable for their FUD, then quietly go out of business with no resolution to the issue. Just two years of angst perpetuated on Free software. Microsoft's mission accomplished. Then, another player with a legitimate-looking case for IP infringment will step forward and start the cycle all over again.

      The only thing that could stop this is if a SCO sacrificial lamb executive is actually taken to task for Microsoft's alleged role in this drama. If threatened with PMITA prison, he may provide evidence of the conspiracy. Unfortunately, this will likely require the election of a new administration next year to be even remotely feasible.

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    23. Re:Why does he hate himself? by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1
      I hope he goes to prison.
      I hope that he nullifies the GPL. That way coorporations that use linux won't be forced to do things against their will such as Lynksis having to release the source code to their routers. This way when I actually get out of college I'll be able to actually make money to be able to eat with.
    24. Re:Why does he hate himself? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      You do realise that if he succeeds in nullifying the GPL, ALL copyrights will be nullified? You also realise that the reason Linksys got into trouble was because they used someone else's code without permission? Are you REALLY sure that you want the GPL nullified?

      Think carefully before answering.

    25. Re:Why does he hate himself? by syle · · Score: 1

      Making untrue statements is a God-given right, you don't have to be a CEO to do that.

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    26. Re:Why does he hate himself? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      bullshit, noone forced Linksys to use linux, they could have gone for any of the *BSDs and they would have been fine. Don't pick OS'es with a licence agreement you can't live up to, simple as that.

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    27. Re:Why does he hate himself? by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1
      Don't pick OS'es with a licence agreement you can't live up to
      And this is why developers use windows. I personally prefer OSX but Windows is good too. If I need a server I use FreeBSD.
    28. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Darby · · Score: 1

      SLANDER!! Tux is NOT GAY!

      Tux isn't a guy in a penguin suit, either.

    29. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking, carefully or otherwise, is not Blackdragon's strong suit.

    30. Re:Why does he hate himself? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      do they? Linux is running on a fair amount of appliances right now (remember, we're talking about OSes running on routers, PDA's and other hardware here), yes, yuo will have to release all changes you make to the kernel, but you can write your own closed source modules and drivers. also all userspace apps you do can stay closed, so what's the problem? Also, the same rules applies to server/desktop linux as well.

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    31. Re:Why does he hate himself? by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that by developers I mean people that right software for personal computers right? I certainly hope that you don't think that windows is not the most programmed for OS in this area. Embedded devices are anybodies game currently and have many os's on them. Also a certain event that happened to linksys is coming to mind right now.

    32. Re:Why does he hate himself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, you use your own bizarre definition of developers, a word that actually has it's own pre-existing definition. I wonder how many other definitions you regularly make up to try to sound less stupid.

      You sure don't exhibit any insight or intelligence. 'right software'? Putz.

    33. Re:Why does he hate himself? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      the discussion was regarding embedded OSes, why do you insist on bringing in PC's?
      Yes, Windows got the most market cap and the biggest amount of shrinkwrapped software. I'm not convinced they necessarily have the highest total amount of developers when it comes to in-house software. Java totaly pisses on MS in that case, maybe .NET will change that, maybe not.

      Yes, the discussion was about Linksys and they trying to keep GPL'ed code for themselves, which they very clearly according to the GPL could not do. If they do not agree with the licence a particular software is released under, then they should pick something else, which they could have done, noone forced them to use Linux, they could have written somethnig inhouse, go for winCE, or why not gone for any of the *BSD OSes, which licence allows them to pretty much anything with the source.

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  13. you are a pathetic failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we all hate you. kill yourself now.

  14. McBride's new book: Be Hated in 10 Easy Steps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very few create.
    Any asshole can litigate.

    1. Re:McBride's new book: Be Hated in 10 Easy Steps! by Lane.exe · · Score: 1

      Amazon link?

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    2. Re:McBride's new book: Be Hated in 10 Easy Steps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 0DFZ5O

      No referral tag, either. You're welcome.

  15. Issues by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Usually, when individuals start bandying about phrases such as "the big guys are all out to get us" one begins to think that maybe treatment for paranoia or some other delusional condition might be in order.

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    1. Re:Issues by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that nobody's out to get you.

      In this case, he's probably just nuts.

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    2. Re:Issues by gmack · · Score: 1

      Well no.. he is correct. The big guys ARE all out to get him.

      What he failed to mention is that it's his actions that united them in one angry mass in the first place. You can't just poke a lot of large companies in the eye without them getting mad and wanting to do something about it.

      So hes got the cause and affect reversed.

  16. Here's the Meat of the Story... by instantkarma1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    and I quote:

    McBride: Our goal is not to blow up Linux. People ask why we don't go after the distributors...'If you have such a strong case, why not shut down Red Hat?' Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    1. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This shows how completely clueless they are about the GPL. Royalties are explicitly forbidden. The code is either distributed without being encumbered or it cannot be distributed.

    2. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they have said that they think the GPL violates U.S. copyright. They want Linux either in the public domain, or in their pocket.

    3. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a spectacular way for one to reduce their life expectancy significantly.

      Some of the other people I know who use Linux are some of the same folks who live in bunkers and arm themselves heavily. It's a very small fraction of a percentage of the overall user base, but I wouldn't want to fuck with those people.

      Would I shed a tear if they decided to go after old Darl?

      Fuck no.

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    4. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McBride: Our goal is not to kill you... we're not bad guys, really... all we want is to suck the sweet nectar of life from your children's veins. That's really our goal.

    5. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      Good thing that I've never bought a copy of linux, nor will I ever. Hey Darl! How about I give you 20...no, wait 40 percent of all the money I've spent on linux, as a way of me saying thanks for the 'innovation' you've brought to that product.

    6. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by meatpopcicle · · Score: 1

      They couldnt sell their own product as its outdated and pales in comparison to Linux, so they have to try and hijack the work of thousands of people to make their quarterly projections.

      Its really sad that they think that this is right. Even if there was misappropriated code it wouldnt entitle them to the whole enchilada.

      I hope that they get laughed out of the courtroom and noone will buy their company. It will be great to see all the shareholders and so forth sick their own lawyers on McBride and his cronies.

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    7. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      You know the really disgusting part of that is Boies lawfirm would get to win twice. As part of this lawsuit, they get a lot of shares in SCO, and would become SCO shareholders, and would be within their rights to be part of a shareholders lawsuit. I guess it's true... When you make lawsuits your business, the only people who win are the lawyers.

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    8. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't the whole point of Linux to not allow that?

      If a fee is required, then wouldn't everyone just drop Linux and start over?

    9. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1
      Our goal is not to blow up Linux [..] but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.


      Little Darl says you can't give it away.
      Everybody has to pay and pay.
      A license here, and a license there,
      Salt Lake City was the place where
      they said,
      "Hey SCO, take your lips off the crack pipe."
      "Hey sugar, Linux don't infringe Sys V."
      And the IBM lawyers go, doo-de-doo, de-doo,
      doo-dee-doo-doo, countersue you...

      [saxophone riff]

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    10. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well they have said that they think the GPL violates U.S. copyright.
      This is patently false. US copyright says that you can't copy (outside of fair use) without permission from the copyright holder, and the GPL says exactly the same thing, it just happens to also say that everyone who agrees to the terms of the license is henceforth granted said permitssion for as long as they continue to agree to the terms of the license.

      That you aren't allowed to create derivative works of a GPL'd work without them also being subject to the GPL is not a violation of copyright either, as derivative works typically contain some or all of the original copyrighted code, and must therefore be subject to whatever copyright restrictions were placed on it.

      I find it peculiar that the GPL is practically the exact _opposite_ of what McBride seems to think it is.

    11. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      hrm, that's not what he said earlier:

      ----QUOTE----
      "For more than two decades, the SCO name has been synonymous with reliability, stability and cost efficiency. Now, the coexistence and collaboration of UNIX and Linux systems from a single source offers our customers and channel partners a powerful choice of solutions, backed by a name that powers millions of servers around the world - SCO."
      ---ENDQUOTE---

      Darl McBride, CEO and President of SCO, as quoted in Linux and Main Aug 26, 2001.

      ~Will

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    12. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's far cheaper to hire a hit man than a lawyer.

      And the results are so much more satisfying ....

    13. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's okay. Given Boies' track record (losing the antitrust suit against Microsoft, losing the election for Al Gore) we don't even have to worry about him winning once.

      That could make a good job title. "David Boies, Attorney-At-Law, Professional Loser"

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    14. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by oolon · · Score: 1

      And this is why he needs the GPL over turned, because the GPL says if there is a toll keeper like that the code cannot be GPL. If its not GPL it cannot be sold in its current form (if at all). If it is GPL it cannot have a toll keeper either way Darl cannot get his transaction fee with the GPL standing.

      James

    15. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      He's already taken home almost $10 million of SCO's money, and a bunch of SCO stock. Even if he loses, he's still winning. And he did win the antitrust lawsuit against Microsoft, it's just the government decided that a promise from Microsoft to police itself from now on, and to promise not to be bad anymore was good enough.

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    16. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by nathanm · · Score: 1

      Except Al Gore lost the election himself, fair and square.

    17. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Znork · · Score: 1

      Of course, if he gets the GPL overturned and he loses his license to distribute Linux, then he has to get copyright law overturned too before he can cash in.

      Of course, if he gets copyright law overturned, then he has no way to enforce his royalties. So then he has to reestablish copyright as something that that only Darl McBride can hold.

      Well, just minor kinks to work out in Darls Great Plan.

    18. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by mlush · · Score: 1
      McBride: ... but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

      What a strange goal... to secure a revinue stream that will dry up within a month, as soon as the offending code is rewritten


    19. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      I find it peculiar that the GPL is practically the exact _opposite_ of what McBride seems to think it is.

      Oh, like Vizzini's use of inconceivable in Princess Bride?

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    20. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by oolon · · Score: 1

      Your forget though, he does not want to sell Linux, he wants to be payed for other people selling/using linux, but your right there are lots of flaws in his plan. I feel sure this is just a stock pumping exercise.

      James

    21. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      The real FUD statement was when he talked about a financial house, basing an internal sytem on some GPL stuff, being faced with the issue of having to GPL their internal project.

      Um... only if they want to sell it. Yes? Internal projects, by definition, is not software that gets distributed.

      I'll admin that the GPL page is not exact on what constitutes distribution. Or does it?

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    22. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by LordBodak · · Score: 1
      That is definitely his goal. I also found this one interesting:

      McBride: The thing about going after end-users is it doesn't shut down the flow of Linux. If you look at the GPL, it couldn't be more clear, they either have to pull [the offending code] or shut down the distribution. The things we're laying claim to are things you can't pull out very easily....it's very difficult to yank this stuff out. We're not actually shutting down the flow of Linux, just cleaning it up at the end user level.

      So basically he thinks that the code is so difficult to replace that users will be willing to pay $699 a seat rather than replace the code? Does he have a clue what Linux is? If we were willing to pay that kind of money, there would be no reason for Linux to exist, we'd all be using SCO Unix or Solaris.

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    23. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by cybergrue · · Score: 1
      I find it peculiar that the GPL is practically the exact _opposite_ of what McBride seems to think it is.
      What, you mean the GPL isn't a way for greedy industrialists... er good corperate citizen to make money without any effort on their own part. ;-)

      The scarry thing is that iirc (IANAL) there are provisions for a judge to overturn contracts that are not in the public interest. Now, in the US, public intrest is defined by whoever influences the judge the most, not how many are actually positivly or negativly affected.

    24. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Frodrick · · Score: 1
      "Now, in the US, public intrest is defined by whoever influences the judge the most"

      That is often true, BUT there has to be a very clear case of being against the public interest. Even stupid store-bought judges don't like being reversed in appeals court. And the Utah Judge in question (I forget his name) has a reputation for being an intelligent, fair-minded man who honestly weighs the merits of each case and will deliver his judgement based on those merits. In other words - if the case goes to trial, SCO is in big trouble. They could be in trouble as early as December 5 when IBM's motion to compel discovery is heard.

    25. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      distribution is giving a copy to someone else. Exactly what counts as distribution depends on who "you" are.

      If "you" are a company, and you make an internal project and use several copies of it within your company, you are not distributing, since you are not giving a copy to another entity.

      If "you" are an individual, then you need to comply with the GPL every time you pass a copy to someone.

    26. Re:Here's the Meat of the Story... by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      More importantly, the GPL only requires you to provide source to those you distribute to.

      There is no upstream obligation, despite popular opinion on the topic.

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  17. hmmm by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 1

    "all the big guys" are out to get SCO.

    Geez, I wonder why.

    It's not like they started it or anything.

    poor SCO

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    1. Re:hmmm by Mukaikubo · · Score: 1

      Rather like the poodle that bit the bear's leg, and then tried to run away before the bear could drop kick it over the fence into a meat-packing yard.

  18. "Users" by SpaceRook · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case anyone thinks Darl McBride is more clever than he actually is, the "drug users and computer users" joke is pretty old.

    1. Re:"Users" by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but having that 'Users are Losers' sticker sure helped get me through my customer support period.

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  19. Make MS pay Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click the MS ad for UNIX services for WINDOWS at the top of the page. Here's the url

    Make MS pay for these anti-sco pro-linux stories.

  20. What end-products? by MavEtJu · · Score: 5, Funny

    David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14.

    And what are the end-products your company makes?

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    1. Re:What end-products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what are the end-products your company makes?

      That is such 20th century thinking. The next century business model is profit by litagation.

    2. Re:What end-products? by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lawsuits!

      I can't wait to see their next quarterly 10Q statement, and see how the death spiral continues in their main business while the rest of the enterprise hinges on settlements and/or courthouse victories. Either way, I suspect in 5 years SCO will be but a distant memory.

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    3. Re:What end-products? by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Actually if they lose their next court case, it will be 2 years. IBM, at least one of their speaker that came to our college, said that their court date was set in two years.

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    4. Re:What end-products? by Asprin · · Score: 1


      David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14.

      And what are the end-products your company makes?



      DEFENDANTS


      Thank you! thank you! Good night everybody! I'll be here all week!

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    5. Re:What end-products? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      And what are the end-products your company makes?

      The same end-products I plan to produce this afternoon. (Going to Taco Bell for lunch)

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    6. Re:What end-products? by WildFire42 · · Score: 1

      No no no!

      Lawsuits, since they are not a physical deliverable, are a service.

      The product they produce, is apparently press releases, with FUD as "value-add".

    7. Re:What end-products? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      actually, I think they're trying to end up doing the same stuff as Rambus does, just sit and do nothing (pretty much) but collecting royalties from everyone. I fthey can get a bit the cake for each sold Linux they can jsut sit back and relax asthe money ticks in.

      They probably got that idea on some 'earn-$$$$-fast' website

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  21. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU FAIL IT! what a total douche you are.

  22. In case of slashdotting: by Spytap · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the blog, copied and pasted.

    "Carl McBride: Linux Won't Remain Free

    The evening keynote at CDXPO is by Darl McBride. On the way in they handed out a pamphlet from WIPO entitled "Intellectual Property: A Power Tool for Economic Growth." I'm not sure who decided to hand it out, but I think its a little silly.

    Darl starts out with a history of SCO. He says "SCO = UNIX." (Note: in the interest of my fingers, I'm going to stop typing "he says" and just type the essence of his speech. If I add commentary of my own, I'll note that.) A year ago, the answer to the question "who owns UNIX?" would have gotten a variety of responses. While there are many branches of UNIX, they all tie into the same tree trunk. AIX, HPUX, and others are licensed products of SCO. There are more than 6000 licensees with access to UNIX source code. Now he world knows that SCO owns those licenses.

    When Darl joined SCO, its market cap had gone from a billion dollars to 6 million and had about 6 months of operating funds in the bank. When he looked at the assets, he saw $60 million in revenue, a channel of resellers, and intellectual property. He didn't think the company was getting the most from its IP assets and saw IP infringements from "the upstart Linux."

    He was told when he examined this space that going after Linux infringements would bring down the wrath of the Linux community on the company. He didn't see the Linux community as one of his assets. His constituents are his shareholders and customers.

    SCO set up a licensing program to put UNIX libraries on Linux. IBM threatened that they would not support SCO on their products if they didn't retract their licensing program. 20% of SCO's operating systems ship on IBM hardware. IBM thought the program would imply licensing issues with Linux. IBM was talking about taking major parts of AIX and moving it into Linux. Since IBM makes a large portion of its revenue from its IP, SCO thought this was unfair.

    SCO got to the point where they had one option left: litigation. That set in place a chain of events that led to the last six months. What is not in dispute:
    SCO owns all UNIX System V source code
    SCO owns agreements to all UNIX vendors
    SCO owns all UNIX System V copyrights
    SCO owns all claims for violation of UNIX licenses.
    SCO controls UNIX System V derivative works.

    SCO doesn't own the derivative, but they have rights to confidentiality that are the same as for the original work.

    The Linux infringements include literal copying, obfuscated copying, derivative works, and non-literal transfers.

    Darl takes on what he calls urban myths surrounding SCO.
    I am not a Penguin Slayer or a Suit-Happy Cowboy.
    SCO does not want to destroy open source or Linux. With the appropriate checks and balances, open source has merit.
    End users are not safe in taking a wait and see position. SCO is contacting customers and asking them to take a license of litigate position.
    Linux infringements cannot be fixed by simply removing or changing it.
    The GPL is at risk, but IBM put it on the table, not SCO as part of the litigation.

    Some other points:
    There's no free lunch or free Linux. The value proposition of Linux is UNIX for free. Free models such as free music, free Internet, free bandwidth, and free love haven't worked.
    Giving away a UNIX-like OS for free isn't a problem. What is a problem is giving away UNIX or pieces of it when you don't own it.
    Free software removes the incentive for innovation. There will lost jobs and lack of competition. SCO is in a tug-of-war between those who want software to be free and those who support proprietary software. SCO is a bellwether for this giant tug-of-war.
    This country was built on the notion of property ownership and being about to protect one's property. What's left in this company are concepts and ideas. If you take away the ability to protect that, we're reduced out ability to compete as a country (cue the break out the flag, someone).

    Predi

    1. Re:In case of slashdotting: by livewirevoodoo · · Score: 1

      Quote: "The GPL is in violent collision with the DMCA. That's why Linux guys are opposed to the DMCA."

      huh? I mean I know damn near everything is being charged as a violation of the DMCA but... huh?

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    2. Re:In case of slashdotting: by hughk · · Score: 2, Informative
      McBride is a stock manipulator, shyster, confidence trickester and a copyright pirate. He is probably an ill person. He is also deeply ignorant about computers, programs and operating systems.

      First, there is no concept under US law called "Intellectual Property". There is patent law and copyright law and that is it. As far as trade secrets are concerned, that is a matter between contracting partners. McBride has no claim against partners with whom his company or their predecessors weren't contracted.

      The problem is that the Opensource model means that companies must make money out of support. They can even compete to provide support as all have source access. SCO as a company (like Microsoft) do not provide good support. Actually, SCO don't provide anything these days except entertainment.

      I actually started programming around the time that Unix was written. I was never at a place with source code access, as this was before that time. On the other hand I worked with other system software where I had source access and many have their own solutions to the problems of multiprocessing, reliable file systems and clustering. These solutions were from the early eighties before AT&T had anything in S4. There is *nothing* special about Unix. Some things were so basic that two programmers working on different ends of the planet would come up with identical answers (they were both probably reading Knuth).

      BSD was derived from Unix but was in many ways a parallel development. Linux is not Unix at all and even by McBride's standards until IBM/SGI started working on it, it was clean.

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    3. Re:In case of slashdotting: by Perky_Goth · · Score: 0

      Sympathy? I want the bastard buried along with SCO. No quarells. The fucking nerve of the asshole...

    4. Re:In case of slashdotting: by the_flatlander · · Score: 1

      You know, this has gotten silly already. Daryl implies that Linux users are liable for his stolen intellectual property. Really? So, when Kodak's version of the Instant Film camera was found to be infringing on Polariod's patents did Kodak customers have to pay up? Nope. Not ever. License *this* Mr. McBride! (Ignore the fact that his company has no property, intellectual, or otherwise.) IANAL, but I am a long time observer of humanity, and users of products are always, always, always held harmless when they wind up in possession of stolen IP. They don't even have to give it back. Daryl is asking the Linux community for donations. It's old advice, and it has been offered before, but really, "Just say No"!

    5. Re:In case of slashdotting: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice post... but:

      "I figured I was accredited as much as the next guy since I publish a blog. "

      hahahahaha.

  23. My favorite quote... by darnok · · Score: 1

    > We're on the side of the silent majority

    So that would be the majority consisting of a few hundred SCO employees and Microsoft, but excluding IBM, RedHat, all Linux users, the OSS community in general, ...

  24. McBride knows Tricky-questions-dodging-fu by Jesrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Attendee: Critics have said SCO previously participated in open source. Did SCO give its own code away?
    McBride: From a legal standpoint, this is not an issue, but its a PR issue.


    Nice dodge, we'll see if it works as well in court.

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    1. Re:McBride knows Tricky-questions-dodging-fu by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Darl has no master-fu, just unworthy opponents. That answer was the equivalent of covering your eyes and chanting lalalalala.

    2. Re:McBride knows Tricky-questions-dodging-fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also "argument by assertion."

    3. Re:McBride knows Tricky-questions-dodging-fu by julesh · · Score: 1

      Nice dodge, we'll see if it works as well in court.

      It might. As I understand it, the GPL, being a copyright license, is effectively a contract. My understanding of contract law suggests that if you cannot reasonably be aware of the precise meaning of a term of the contract (e.g. because it is obfuscated in such a manner as to be almost indecipherable, not that this particular example applies to the GPL), then that term can be rendered void.

      As an extension of this, it could be argued that because SCO was not aware that it was distributing its own copyright code under the GPL, and couldn't easily check for that situation [1], then the implied grant of copyright license on their own code could be rendered invalid.

      I am sure there must be relevant case history with similar situations. That could have a big bearing on the case if IBM decides to pursue this line.

      [1] The question to be asked, I suspect, is when should they have checked for infringments? Due diligence would suggest that a copyright holder should check any copyright license he grants to ensure he isn't giving something away by mistake before he begins distribution. This would seem a reasonable approach for any copyright holder to take, although it would be difficult to keep up-to-date with new versions of all the software packaged in Caldera. The problem in SCO's case is that they were _already_ distributing the software when they acquired the Unix license... this might make a difference. Certainly it now becomes less obvious that one ought to check the licenses being granted already to see if you're giving away code you now own.

    4. Re:McBride knows Tricky-questions-dodging-fu by mic256 · · Score: 1

      Consider this: I sell a product to customers and allow them and everybody to copy it for free. They run their buisnesses on it and get dependent on it. So do friends and acquintances of my customers. Then I claim that the product I sold was something different than I originally thought and demand money for it - much more than I did in the beginning.
      Profit!!!
      I sell houses. People get loans to buy them, move in, live there for several years, have jobs in the neighbourhood, buy furniture, invest in the house. After several years I decide that I didn't know what I was selling to them and demand them to move out or pay me 10 times more than they did originally.
      This is was SCO is trying to do with Linux. Comments ?

  25. Any way to scare SCO off? by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know. I hope something very personal and very scary happens to people like McBride.

    The law is obviously going to take a long time to work, and his army of lawyers working on huge sums of borrowed money will just keep leeching from the Linux camp. This might be something you and I can brush off, but the PHBs out there are REALLY not going to take on OSS software so long as shit like this keeps happening.

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    1. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by subk · · Score: 1

      My PHB thinks Darl is a nut job.

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    2. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know. I hope something very personal and very scary happens to people like McBride.

      Whatchayall need is to get SCO to claim copyright infringement against the Church of Scientology. Somebody tell Darl that the Church's highest level doctrines contain SCO intellectual property. The $cienos will lay his company to waste.

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    3. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I hope something very personal and very scary happens to people like McBride.

      Wow, be careful there. It almost sounds like you are advocating violence or threats of violence toward McBride.

    4. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scare SCO off? No. At this point, SCO has nothing else going for it besides this high-stakes game. To back down means corporate death for them. It's like the poker player who has bet everything he owns on one last hand. He's already put everything he has in the pot, so to fold means he loses it all. At that point, he has to keep bluffing until the other players fold or his bluff is called.

      No, if you want SCO to go away, you have to go toe to toe with them. If you have a legitimate legal gripe against them, you need to devise a strategy to haul them into court, either by yourself or in cooperation with others. This will accomplish two goals. First, it forces SCO to defend themselves in a venue where they don't get to bluster, spin, duck, and dodge. Second, it deflates their stock price, not only because investors get scared off, but also because lawsuits against SCO will prompt any investor wiho isn't a compulsive gambler to examine the claims against SCO and shovel away some of Darl's bullshit.

    5. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "UNIX" is very nearly "XENU" backwards. Need I say more.

    6. Re:Any way to scare SCO off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whow, watch out.

      That is a quote of more than ONE character from the holy scriptures.

  26. Same old same old by davmoo · · Score: 1

    McBride is practicing an age old bit of wisdom...

    If ya can't dazzle 'em with intelligence, baffle 'em with bullshit.

    And he's obviously an expert at shoveling.

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  27. Linux and drugs by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    At last, a CEO not afraid to break the silence about Linux. I was a linux user, so I know the kinds of pressures that you succumb to. You wind up using crack to check the security of your system. And to detect intrusions, you snort.... It only gets worse from there. Listen to this man, before it's too late.

    1. Re:Linux and drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and before you know it, your 'man finger'ing in your own /home.

  28. Re: GODDAMNIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fucked up step 3!!! Step 3 is always "???". Idiot!!

  29. I am sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope I am not alone on this, but I am so god damned sick of Darl, SCO and this bullshit that he calls legitimate claims to Linux. I am also sick of the unending rants that Darl (hereafter referred to as "the devil") makes against open source, the free software model and everything that Linux and many of it's users stand for in general. If I could add the Devil to my lists of Anti-Christs, he would be at the top, followed maybe by the RIAA. The audacity of the devil and his company is astounding. His ability to file unfounded lawsuits to save his diminishing markets is also astounding. The so-called fair licensing that they have for Linux is absurd. This whole thing is absurd, and I for one am sick of Darl, SCO and their shit.

  30. Re:Do not be concerned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm sure you all, like me, have been praying for Daryl to die under a falling pile of legal briefs.

    When reading the most inciteful blog I know, I ran accross this great link explaining why our prayers aren't answered.

  31. McBride's Funniest Quips! by sithkhan · · Score: 2
    Welcome back to FUD's premiere of "Dunderhead Asshats". In this segment, we have fresh from the CDXPO, assuring the press after his keynote speech.
    What percentage of Linux is infringing? Roughly one million lines of code. 20% of the Linux kernel. BSD is in a clear legal environment. There are dozens of protected BSD files that have made there way into Linux.

    Have you forgotten the Bill Gates' quote of 640 kB being more than enough memory for PC user? Well, dump that old chestnut, and try this one on for size:
    20% of the Linux kernel. I have wet myself. America, we have a new "Dunderhead Asshat"! Welcome your new overlords, and don't forget the compulsory $699 'tithe'. The more Darl opens his mouth, the more I'd like to shut it for him ...
    Is this Moore's Law for FUD? IIRC, there were 80 lines of code infringing at the beginning of this ordeal; now, it's up to Roughly one million lines of code? Please, someone crush this $#!+ soon ...
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    1. Re:McBride's Funniest Quips! by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      how many lines are there in 'linux' anyways?
      i forgot the numbers(they've been posted to sco articles quite frequently).

      do they match up even nearly with 1million=20%?

      his an asshat of course, i wonder if he could answer how many lines of code sco claims to have ownership of are used in a compile of a kernel meant for normal x86 desktop? zero?

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    2. Re:McBride's Funniest Quips! by Vargasan · · Score: 1

      Linux 0.01 (Sep 1991) is 10239 lines of code, 0.2 MB.
      Linux 0.10 (Dec 1991) is 17750 lines of code, 0.4 MB.
      Linux 0.99 (Dec 1992) is 81091 lines of code, 2.2 MB.
      Linux 1.0.0 (Mar 1994) is 176250 lines of code, 4.7 MB.
      Linux 1.2.0 (Mar 1995) is 310950 lines of code, 8.4 MB.
      Linux 2.0.0 (Jun 1996) is 777956 lines of code, 22 MB.
      Linux 2.2.0 (Jan 1999) is 1800847 lines of code, 52 MB.
      Linux 2.4.0 (Jan 2001) is 3377902 lines of code, 100 MB.
      Linux 2.5.37 (Sep 2002) is 5100081 lines of code, 152 MB.
      Linux 2.6.0-test9 (Oct 2003) is 5928160 lines of code, 212 MB.

      http://www.win.tue.nl/~aeb/linux/lk/lk-1.html

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    3. Re:McBride's Funniest Quips! by subk · · Score: 1

      So according to Darl, IBM jumped in the ball game in 2000, dumped a million lines in, unleashed their massive hoard of QA'ers on the franken-kernel, and all of a sudden it was stable and robust? Gimme' a fuckin' break.

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    4. Re:McBride's Funniest Quips! by spagnitz · · Score: 1

      The line that says "#include system.h" is copied right out of the unix source code! THIS IS A CLEAR INFRINGEMENT OF SCOX IP RIGHTS!

  32. I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm posting anonymously from a coffee shop so I don't end up getting a subpoena. A looong time ago, I used to work for SCO. When I started, I didn't think it was a bad company, but my opinion changed gradually. It's hard to put my finger on any one thing, but it seemed like the corporate culture was a little...strange. I had never worked at a tech company before, but I found it odd that upper management would get defensive when they read a bad review on SCO Unix. It seemed to me that they should have been taking the criticism to be constructive, so they could improve their product. But they took a "we know what's best for you, because we're smarter than you" kind of attitude. Not everyone agreed with them, as I found out at many an exit interview. It makes me wonder if this attitude blossomed and overtook the company.

    1. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds more like you were just introduced to upper management.

      They're the same at my company. Not even a tech company.

      They tell the consumer what the consumer wants and if the consumer says otherwise, you're to blame.

    2. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would you get a subpoena for saying that?

    3. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they took a "we know what's best for you, because we're smarter than you" kind of attitude

      Well, they sold Unix. What did you expect?

    4. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by mormop · · Score: 1

      The way are behaving at the moment "because he's there"

      --
      Hmmmmmm..... Deep fried and look like Squirrel.
    5. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > (1) SCO Group != Santa Cruz Operation (2) Santa Cruz Operation - UNIX = Tarantella
      (3) Caldera + (Santa Cruz Operation - Tarantella) = Caldera
      (4) Caldera - ? = SCO Group
      (5) Canopy = SCO Group + ...

      I once worked at (1).

      We made a not-so-great UNIX kernel, development system, and desktop. We had a pretty good time doing it. We are united in our revulsion for what McBride has done to our former employer's namesake.

      I don't know if McBride intends to go this far, but if McBride thinks he can forge change logs to support what appear to be patently false claims, he's Very Fucking Wrong.

      Former employees who worked at home would do well to look around their basements for old tapes, floppies, or hard drives that might have pieces of *real* change histories of the code in question, and to compare their data with whatever SCO presents to the court or to IBM's lawyers.

    6. Re:I used to work for SCO, in a past life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > (1) SCO Group != Santa Cruz Operation
      (2) Santa Cruz Operation - UNIX = Tarantella
      (3) Caldera + (Santa Cruz Operation - Tarantella) = Caldera
      (4) Caldera - ? = SCO Group
      (5) Canopy = SCO Group + ...

      I once worked at *the second half of* (1), that is, "Santa Cruz Operation". Not the festering pile of sheep dung that is "SCO Group".

      We made a not-so-great UNIX. We made some decent compilers. We had a good time doing it. We are united in our revulsion for what McBride has done to our former employer's namesake.

      I don't know if McBride intends to go this far, but if McBride thinks he can forge change logs to support his fraudulent case, he's Very Fucking Wrong. Very. Fucking. Wrong.

  33. Where the hell do those numbers come from? by 3Suns · · Score: 1
    First Darl says:
    We have over two million servers actively running today. Customers continue to come to us.

    And then he says:
    The second dial is the 2.5 million Linux servers out there today that are paired with our intellectual property in them.

    Where the hell does Herr McBride get these numbers? Does he really think people will swallow that? 2.5M linux servers, and 2.0M+ OpenServer servers? Get real! (wait, never mind... forgot who I was talking to)
    --

    -3Suns

    ~~~~
    The Revolution will be Slashdotted
    1. Re:Where the hell do those numbers come from? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0

      SCO Unix has been on the outs since the mid 90s, and they know it. Sun, SGI, and every other vendor worth even the tiniest iota was busy building custom CPUs, and high-powered unixes to run on them.

      SCO stuck with x86, the drooling retard of CPUs, lack of talent, anyone?

      I'd say they are bleeding customers to win2k/XP every single day, and they're lucky if there are 100,000 servers out there, that don't have active plans to be replaced with windows in the next 12 months.

      As for 2.5 million linux servers with their IP, that's laughable. If I said it was my IP, and I owned all linux copyrights, does it make it so, or do I need to be an asshat CEO for it to work?

      And one last criticism, if I may. It's actually Darth McBride (and emperor Bilgatine), not Herr McBride.

      Damn, wish I were artistic... I've just been inspired to animate a short flash movie, Return of the FUDi....

  34. drug users? by jason777 · · Score: 0

    McBride comes one whisker from likening Linux users to drug users

    Ah, I think he's the one smokin somethin.

    1. Re:drug users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, crack. Just like Linus said.

  35. all the big guys... by fermion · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The issue is not so much that all the big guys are out to get you. For instance, all the big guys are out to get North Korea, but creative management and secrecy has kept it relatively safe. For instance, we are pretty sure that N Korea is ruled by as much of a maniac as Iraq, and we have been more sure about Koreas nuclear capability for many years, but there N Korea sits, not invaded.

    So, it is not important that all the big guys are out to get SCO. In any business sector all the big guys are always out to get all the other competitors. The problem is that SCO has said that there can be only one *nix distributor, and the authority of all other *nixes must come from it. While this benefits certain firms, and those firms have provided as much help as they can, it does not benefit most of the sector, and actually threatens their survival. Which is just common sense. It is one thing to compete against the big guys. It is another thing to publicly call for their death. Such a thing tends to turn the fight into a death match. And no one feels sorry for the guy who starts it.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:all the big guys... by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1
      For instance, we are pretty sure that N Korea is ruled by as much of a maniac as Iraq
      C'mon, calling the current ruler of Iraq (George Bush) a maniac is out of line and borders on subversion.

      (In other news, karl and the gang are approaching the borders of a hard freeze, will soon start beta testing their provisional replacement, and hopefully release a new form of collaborative democracy on the world before too long!)

  36. Pump and Dump by subk · · Score: 1

    David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14. That's some of the best money we've spent, not even money, some of the best stock we've issued. Pump-and-fucking-dump. There you have it, folks. I can just see Darl slumped back in a easy chair sipping a T&T while saying this..

    --
    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have backups to corrupt.
  37. Faaaaark by trouser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    I can see that happening in a hurry. Hell I bet nobody would be interested in reverting to an older kernel and then working back to where we are today with new source. And nobody would look at alternative kernels (eg. the BSDs). And nobody would just throw in the towel and run Windows. No way, we'll just pony up a butt load of money to McBride and Co. to use the kernel they're trying to steal from us. Cock smoking bitches.

    --
    Now wash your hands.
    1. Re:Faaaaark by worm+eater · · Score: 1

      And nobody would look at alternative kernels (eg. the BSDs).

      Well, nice idea, but... Darl is quoted on the blog as saying:

      Right now, we're focusing on Linux. We'll get to BSD next year.

      So I guess BSD really is dying... but only after SCO finishes off Linux. They are after the OSS business model, and anything derived from Unix. So where does that leave us? Well... you've got SCO Unix and Microsoft Windows. And SCO Linux, SCO BSD, SCO Darwin... and then you're out of options.

      --
      Maybe partying will help...
    2. Re:Faaaaark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Will you do an analysis of BSD source tree and all derivative works. How much time will that take? We know for a fact that there are copyright violations going on in the Linux code base. We have enough sorted out to pursue our course in the next 90 days. The more you pull on this yarn, the more come out. We need to get our arms around the BSD front. We can only focus so much with our limited energies. Right now, we're focusing on Linux. We'll get to BSD next year. This says 2 things to me.
      1. Switching to BSD is not a good idea, coz then you'll just be wating for next year to roll around.
      2. AND more importantly: SCO has not compared the Linux and BSD Kernels to their `copied code'... there is no way to figure out whether some lazy AT&T/Caldera/Santa Cruz Operation/SCO Group/etc employee was lazy and just took the BSD code... or if all of the lines they say are stolen arn't just the stuff that was won ages ago in the AT&T vs IBM case...
    3. Re:Faaaaark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where does that leave us? Well... you've got SCO Unix and Microsoft Windows. And SCO Linux, SCO BSD, SCO Darwin... and then you're out of options.

      Well, Novell could open up the NetWare kernel. They're already beginning to port all the OSS tools to their kernel.

    4. Re:Faaaaark by chefren · · Score: 1

      About the alternative kernels: I hear the Hurd is about to be released as an end-user product real soon now (tm).

  38. My impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, first off, Darl McBride shows that he *completely* misses the distinction of free-as-in-speech Free Software and reduces the GPL to Free Beer. Sad. Granted, it is kinda hard to sell GPL software, but he doesn't seem to understand that a lot of what people love about Linux has less to do with price and more to do with freedom. The ability to get access to the source code at no additional charge. The ability to create 'derivative works' from GPL software as you please (well except that it too has to be GPL'ed of course), and the ability to distribute those changes. To fork projects when necessary.

    And, most importantly, not having one central company or organization claiming total control over the OS. One of the things I love about Free Software, especially for the Operating System is that I think it is *crucial* for there to be a viable, widely used Free-as-in-speech OS Platform for everyone in the world to be able to use without it being leveraged to one company's or government's or whatever advantage. A true 'level playing field.'

    So, SCO doesn't get it. Darl wants everyone to stop 'crucifying' him and SCO for doing what they "have to" in order to survive and leverage the investment they made in Unix. Everyone is picking on him, especially IBM who are big bullies (note this isn't my opinion - I'm just summarizing McBride). Oh, also SCO likes Open Source and Linux - we aren't out to destroy Linux and Open Source - we just want $700 dollars for every CPU that runs Linux commercially. Don't hate us, we want to co-exist peacefully with Open Source.

    Oh, and the best part - the GPL is dead - Open Source isn't dead, just the GPL because it isn't friendly enough to business according to Darl. And, Free (as in beer) linux is dead (nevermind Debian and other non-commercial distros).

    Lastly, in the world of Darl McBride, the BSD's don't exist. He didn't mention them ONCE in the presentation. And there were a couple times (Unix History discussion, as well as a few other places) where it would have probably been quite appropriate to mention them. Along those lines, SCO == UNIX, and we own the copyright to ALL UNIX (again what about the BSD's?).

    Oh he did clarify that AIX, HP/UX, et al are 'owned' by the respective companies, but that SCO 'controls' all of them as the root of the unix tree.

    I dunno. I really at this point just wish SCO would put up or shut up. Show definitely that there is wide-spread infringement instead of just throwing out "We have STRONG IP claims" (Take our word for it). Basically, this issue needs to go to court and be resolved.

    Speaking of which, here's the SCO lawsuit scheme: IBM is not a copyright infringment case - it's breach of contract. But if people who use Linux don't buy Unix Licenses, we will sue them for copyright infringement. (Which is basically what they've been saying all along - no surprise there).

    So what I hear, when I hear McBride make that statement is IBM probably has the resources and expertise to discredit our copyright infringment claims - so we are going to go after small fish who (we hope) can't reasonably defend against the infringement claims, and gradually build precedent one case at a time and then go after the big companies when we have a few cases behind us that gave us favorable findings.

    1. Re:My impressions by zurab · · Score: 1
      Speaking of which, here's the SCO lawsuit scheme: IBM is not a copyright infringment case - it's breach of contract. But if people who use Linux don't buy Unix Licenses, we will sue them for copyright infringement. (Which is basically what they've been saying all along - no surprise there).


      I sure as hell don't understand the logic. How can users be sued for copyright infringement? Even assuming that SCO's claims have some merit (which is a big assumption on its own), how can end users of the product be accused of copyright infringement? How did they violate copyright?

      Here is a simple example that I gave some time ago in another post:

      - author A writes and publishes his book X;
      - author B writes and publishes book Y, significant parts plagiarized from book X;
      - author A sues everyone who purchased book Y for copyright infringement;
      - judge orders all who purchased book Y to pay author A?

      Where is the logic here? I would be surprised (to say the least) if this type of logic doesn't get laughed out of court. End user lawsuits for copyright infringement would be frivolous, wouldn't they, no matter how big-shot lawyer is presenting those arguments?
    2. Re:My impressions by merdark · · Score: 1

      Well, first off, Darl McBride shows that he *completely* misses the distinction of free-as-in-speech Free Software and reduces the GPL to Free Beer.

      Actually, I think he get's the idea of the GPL perfectly fine. Let me quote:

      Giving away a UNIX-like OS for free isn't a problem. What is a problem is giving away UNIX or pieces of it when you don't own it.

      So he has no problems with Free-beer style software. He has problems with the GPL. He also said that the GPL can be fine, "if it's modified to be more business freindly".

      For some more insight into Darl let me again quote:

      Roughly one million lines of code. 20% of the Linux kernel. BSD is in a clear legal environment. There are dozens of protected BSD files that have made there way into Linux.

      He admits that BSD is in the clear legally, at least according to the original settlment. He also admits that some files in BSD remain protected. The copyright must still be associated with UNIX ware on these files. Did anyone notice the original copyright rule for BSD software? And did anyone notice that BSD software is also more 'business friendly'? Maybe these were necessary for the settlement.

      At any rate, I think the above show that Darl has a much better understanding of the issues than most of the peanut gallery here at slashdot. As I've said all along, the court case could be interesting and worth paying attention to.

    3. Re:My impressions by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Oh, yes, the quote game. I love the quote game.

      "Obviously Linux owes its heritage to UNIX, but not its code. We would not, nor will not, make such a claim." [August 28, 2002]

      "This case is not about the debate about the relative merits of the proprietary versus open-source software models. This case is also not about IBM's right to develop and promote open-source software, so long as they do that without SCO's proprietary information." [March 7 2003]

      "There will be a day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done." [April 24 2003] (for fun, contrast to motion to dismiss court filings in Red Hat v. SCO Group, particularily where it claims there is no "actual controversy", and Red Hat has no reason to fear a lawsuit from SCO... Well, at least not until they finish with IBM)

      Yeah, I'm sure Darl has a much better understanding of the issues. Lets look at another perspective instead, shall we? When Darl took over, SCO was sinking fast. They needed income, and they needed it soon. Linux was never a moneymaker for SCO/Caldera, but they did have some of these old contracts over SVR4 source code with some pretty big names. As Darl so eloquently put it, "Contracts are what you use against parties you have relationships with." Maybe, just maybe they could rattle some sabres and see what money floats their way to shut them up.

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    4. Re:My impressions by Rysc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Giving away a UNIX-like OS for free isn't a problem. What is a problem is giving away UNIX or pieces of it when you don't own it.

      So he has no problems with Free-beer style software. He has problems with the GPL. He also said that the GPL can be fine, "if it's modified to be more business freindly".


      What the *hell* does "giving away UNIX or pieces of it when you don't own it" have to do with "the GPL must be modified"?

      At the *very most* SCO can prove that IBM really stole source code and put it in Linux, and then in some strange FANTASY this would lead to SCO owning all of Linux, or Linux being crippled when all that code gets summarily ripped out.

      I don't think either thing will happen, since I don't think SCO has a very good case.

      But in NO WAY does any of this have anything to do with the validity of the GPL.

      Did you READ the interview? He said "If you distribute a proprietary product on a CD with Linux, you must GPL your proprietary product." Or words to taht effect.

      Tell THAT to nVidia.

      McBride is lying deliberately, or seriously deluded, or seriously misinformed. Whatever else about the case holds, weak or strong, the GPL isn't going anywhere.

      --
      I want my Cowboyneal
    5. Re:My impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're claiming IBM wrote code for System V, but instead of the code ending up being used solely Sco's Unix also ended up in Linux. The same 'type' code may have ended up in AIX (IBM unix) which is the cause for most of the confusion. Things like JFS file system support (IBM filesystem-I'm not sure who contributed the standard to the linux kernel though) and so on and represent 99.99% of SCO's claims (thus the NDA's and broad generalities which bring a public relations doubt and potential investment). It's these kinds of things SCO is claiming derivative rights over, stuff made by other companies or standards released and implimented into linux.

      Thing is SCO distributed the same kernel long before rumors of law suits and they must have done so knowingly.

    6. Re:My impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect their going after GPL because they've realized much of System V code is actually from Linux and I think they've realized they're in very deep dodo if they can't get GPL nullified.

    7. Re:My impressions by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      The GPL cannot possibly become more business friendly.

      Why? Because the GPL was designed to abolish closed-source software and the general concept of software as a trade secret.

      But if you want business friendly, go look at BSD.

      Perhaps he's most interested in the viral feature of the GPL... But I don't see how the GPL can be modified to be more business friendly while still retaining this feature.

    8. Re:My impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really at this point just wish SCO would put up or shut up.

      Congratulations! You get a present.

    9. Re:My impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they've realized they're in very deep dodo

      Or they might be in very deep archaeopteryx.

  39. remember people: by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are not paranoid if everybody REALLY is against you!

    1. Re:remember people: by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well.. people are usually against you if you are aggressively against them.

      so ergo, visa vi and other bullcrap-> everybody _is_ against sco, since sco itself is against everybody.

      making frends is easy, but they sure know how to make enemies too.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    2. Re:remember people: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, it's "vis a vis"

    3. Re:remember people: by jpaz · · Score: 1

      To quote Kurt Cobain:

      "Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."

    4. Re:remember people: by Haeleth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Visa vi? No, thanks! Real GPL violators prefer Mastercard emacs!

  40. McBride is a pussy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what FUD.

    Darl, come out from behind your pussy lawyers so I can kick your pansy ass.

  41. To Quote Sontag by TitaniumFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "...You don't have to be a programmer at all to see copying had occurred. It wasn't just ten lines of code, that example was over 80 to 100 lines of code. Later some of the Linux people said that code shouldn't have been there, Bruce Perens said it was development problem and 'we've taken it out.' My analogy is [that's] like a bank robber with posse in pursuit swinging back by the bank and throwing the money back in...

    In that one example, copyrighted code had been misappropriated and there's substantial benefit out there that has still not been rectified. There are other literal copyright infringements that we have not publicly provided, we'll save those for court. "


    Linus has always stated that we'll rip everything out if the code was shown. McBride has even mentioned that in interviews and said something like "Hey, that's great! We want that to happen, too."

    Bank robbers? Substantial benefit? The truth is that they would rather keep the IP in there and keep the linux kernel, charging us for each CPU.

    The only problem is this: What would keep anyone from forking the kernel at the point where all "infringing code" had been ripped out. Sure, the tree would be on fire, but I doubt it would take TOO long for some seriously pissed off coders to re-write the missing items.

    I can't wait to watch the flamage in court.

    --
    -- I'd say your post was about 3 monkeys, 18 minutes.
    1. Re:To Quote Sontag by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1

      Isn't that precisely why SCO doesn't want to disclose the code publicly? They don't *want* a Linux fork that's free of their IP, because they won't be able to threaten users of completely SCO-less Linux. They don't want to give the offending code to IBM either, because they are afraid IBM will help make a SCO-less Linux fork.

    2. Re:To Quote Sontag by Daytona955i · · Score: 2, Informative

      In this current article, aside from what you quoted, it seems to me he is saying... You can't take out the code because it's like a bankrobber throwing back the money... however, you can just give us money so we can stay afloat since people are now buying linux instead of SCO products.

      Talk about shooting oneself in the foot. Managers like Linux because that tech who lives in his cubicle can administer a whole bunch of them without leaving and they can put them on as many computers as they want without paying anyone anything (except that poor tech guy in the corner secretly wooried that they will outsource his job to India)

      That poor tech guy likes linux because he can just get things done. He hacks out perl scripts to automate his work and he likes to look at the code just for fun. He also likes the fact that he can recompile his kernel whenever he wants. There are so many great tinkering things you can do with linux which is what makes it so popular. Most of these things would not be possible if we have to pay $700 to SCO every time we install another copy of Linux. Linux is about choices, Debian, Redhat, Slackware, Mandrake, Gentoo, Suse, turbolinux, etc... I can go download any one of those and install it on my computer and then decide I don't like the way this distro arranges things so I switch back to another distro (or try something new).

      SCO just wants money, nothing more, nothing less. They really don't care that their code is in linux, they just want money! Linus and others have said many times - show us the code and we'll remove it. Apparently that's not enough for them. I just wish this would go to court already.

    3. Re:To Quote Sontag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...You don't have to be a programmer at all to see copying had occurred"

      Maybe they should think about getting a programmer to review the code. Just an idea.

    4. Re:To Quote Sontag by Trepalium · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's worse than that. McBridge expects the Linux kernel developers to act as SCO's unpaid employees, producing a product that SCO can demand a cut from everytime someone downloads it.

      McBride: Our goal is not to blow up Linux. People ask why we don't go after the distributors...'If you have such a strong case, why not shut down Red Hat?' Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.
      His vision of SCO getting a cut of every linux sale is unfortunately for him, unworkable. It would require the licence on the kernel to be changed from the GPL to something else, and that would require the consent of every single Linux developer that ever contributed a line of code. Besides the fact that would be a terribly difficult task, there's also some who have died over the years, and getting the permission from the estate of the deceased could be impossible. There's also the fact that some people have "disappeared", and have little or no contact information available. And I'm betting that none of them would consent to a license that gives SCO control.

      This little tidbit is also interesting from the article that is linked:

      McBride: [...] The core business, we think that's bottomed out and there's upside now with new products coming. We haven't had a new product in our OpenServer base in years and years.
      Look at it from SCO's perspective, SCO OpenServer costs a lot to maintain, and adding features and drivers is expensive. The customer base is dwindling, so why not become a lawsuit company, and seize control over Linux?

      He also brags a lot about how he's improved shareholder value and this and that. However, what good is shareholder "value" when the company is not sustainable? Sure the shareholders are richer right now, but unless SCO becomes a sustainable company, they're really just burning shareholder cash.

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    5. Re:To Quote Sontag by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, this is going to court in two years. If you think that's slow, in a business setting, its blazing fast.

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
    6. Re:To Quote Sontag by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Those 80-100 lines of code SCO is referring to were from BSD. Bruce and others said it shouldn't have been there and got rid of it because it was a bad implementation.

      Lying. Through. His. Teeth.

      --
      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    7. Re:To Quote Sontag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those 80-100 lines of code SCO is referring to were from BSD. Bruce and others said it shouldn't have been there and got rid of it because it was a bad implementation.

      Actually I believe SCO showed two examples.

      The first was an implementation of a simple malloc routine. That was traced back to a C language book written by Richie(?) back in the 70s, and you're right, the code had already been removed from the 2.5 kernel.

      The second was the BPF (Berkeley Packet Filter) which had been ported to BSD back in the 80s.

      Of course, SCO (those sterling guardians of intellectual property) were claiming the copyright on both of them.

    8. Re:To Quote Sontag by chickenwing · · Score: 1

      "...You don't have to be a programmer at all to see copying had occurred..."

      This is the scary part to me. Some judge who might not know a mouse from a monitor will be deciding what copying is. What they show could be well known or otherwise inconsequential, but the judge would not have the background to understand that.

      By "you dont have to be a programmer", I think he also means, you dont have to be informed about the history and issues involved. Hopefully the judge will be capable of rational thought and will not be distracted by the Chewbacca defence that SCO will inevitability throw out.

  42. The mind of a drug adict. by twitter · · Score: 0
    When drugs are on your mind, you talk about them.

    When you've pissed off all your friends, spent all your money and still can't get enough of your drug, "everyone is out to get you."

    It's true Daryl, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:The mind of a drug adict. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA!!! Overrated!!! OMG!!! the twitter is on teh spoke!!!! hes too bad even for teh Bashdork!!! HAHAHHA!!!

  43. Darl's translation by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    His constituents are his shareholders and customers.

    Which at this point probably resolves down to his own company, their satellites and the law firm they've retained to fight their last ditch effort.

    SCO does not want to destroy open source or Linux. With the appropriate checks and balances, open source has merit.

    I think he means, if people pay with the appropriate checks, he'll consider the effort worthy of merit.

    End users are not safe in taking a wait and see position. SCO is contacting customers and asking them to take a license of litigate position.

    IOW, please pay us now so we can show some revenue long enough for the remaining shareholders to cash out before this whole thing implodes. Otherwise, the FBI will bust in your door and cart you off to Guantanamo.

    There's no free lunch or free Linux. The value proposition of Linux is UNIX for free. Free models such as free music, free Internet, free bandwidth, and free love haven't worked.

    On the other hand, the free mushrooms the guys in the legal department put in my tea this morning do seem to be working.

    This country was built on the notion of property ownership and being about to protect one's property. What's left in this company are concepts and ideas. If you take away the ability to protect that, we're reduced our ability to compete as a country

    If you don't support our desire to scare the crap out of the public in order to extort money for intellectual property my company had absolutely no hand in creating, then you're some sort of unpatriotic, filthy commie scum.

    By the way there is no truth to the rumors that I am violating any patents previously held by the Rumsfeld-Cheney group. I am operating with a legitimate license from the holder of the scare-the-crap-out-of-america patent.

    GPL will not survive. Open source will survive, but the GPL will have to be reworked in a way that is more pro-business.

    By pro business I mean pro-big-mega-corporations that deserve to profit from the innovation of others who have the audacity to claim such work that we can exploit be donated to the public domain.

    SCO will prevail in its legal battle. SCO is now worth $200 million and has $60 million in the bank. SCO is committed to seeing this through.

    Bill's check cleared! Bill's check cleared!

    We are also introducing an exciting new product in cooperation with Kool-Aid and the government of Columbia. Look for it soon.

    Linux will not be free.

    But a woman who is willing to trade "love" may be able to get a discount on the enterprise edition. I.M. my AOL handle, "sexy14yoGRRL" for more details.

    1. Re:Darl's translation by zurab · · Score: 1
      IOW, please pay us now so we can show some revenue long enough for the remaining shareholders to cash out before this whole thing implodes. Otherwise, the FBI will bust in your door and cart you off to Guantanamo.


      This reminds me of something that makes me really mad. Here is a guy that openly claims that SCO completely disregards GPL under which he is allowed to distribute Linux. SCO also openly disregards any and all copyright notices that the Linux software comes with. SCO is in gross, openly admitted copyright violation by being involved in distributing copyrighted material to which they have absolutely no rights to.

      FBI and other law encorcement agencies routinely investigate, shut down and prosecute "pirates" who distribute copyrighted software without permission, such as Microsoft and other corporations' software. And I bet none of those "pirates" issue similar press releases every week. Why can't law enforcement investigate and prosecute SCO? I mean, what else does SCO and Darl have to say or do that would amount to criminal activities? They are already, after all, distributing copyrighted software without permission for profit! Put it another way, what would it take for a "pirate" to so openly distribute a Windows XP ISOs for profit?

      This one-sided law enforcement is extremely disappointing and maddening to say the least.
    2. Re:Darl's translation by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      the FBI will bust in your door and cart you off to Guantanamo.

      Now, now, we all know Guantanamo Bay is only for foreigners. Americans go to decent American jails. Still unpleasant, but at least you'll have access to a lawyer.

      It'll be Mr. Boies, and he'll be laughing at you.

  44. All the big guys? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

    All the "big guys" are out to get SCO? What a shame!

    Or could it be that "all the big guys" understand that pissing people off is a bad business model and would prefer to defend them and gain their good will?

    God, I am tired of these whackjobs at SCO spouting off.

  45. write to the attorney general or DA or whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is retarded somebody needs to investigate SCO and this shit.

    How can they get away with flinging all this false accusations .. KNOWINGLY. .. everybody knows this is a big fat pump & dump scheme. Also, they are hoping they'd get lucky. Whatever the outcome (SCO lose or win), the SCO execs are going to get away clean. We won't even get an apology!!

    This stuff is easily a crime. Why havent any DA's or the FBI taken a look at this stuff??

    1. Re:write to the attorney general or DA or whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Explain to me what laws are being broken. I may not like it, but this is how the game is played. Read the IBM contracts, let me know the details of exactly how SCO is acting illegally. You haven't read the contracts? Gee, neither have the rest of us. How surprising.

    2. Re:write to the attorney general or DA or whatever by incabulos · · Score: 1

      Ok, heres one solitary example, out of possibly hundreds of cases of where SCO or its employees have publically broken the law.

      They state the GNU General Public License is invalid ( and unconstitutional, but thats a whole 'nother kettle of fish ). Thats fine, their opinion of the GPL is not relevant or legal/illegal. The real catch is though, that they have declared they will not abide by the GPL. In most circumstances, this is also fine - Unlike the Microsoft EULAs, and virtually every other commercial Software License in existance, you do not need to abide by the GPL to use the software licensed under the GPL. What a great bunch those FSF chaps are eh?

      What will be the bullet between the eyes of Darl McBride and his company though, is that they continue to distribute GPL code. This is copyright infringement, software piracy, and is a criminal offense. It also makes a mockery of Darls claim that his company respects intellectual property. The DMCA increases the penalties against SCO for this illegal act - their websites, ftpsites, and so on can be shut down by any single contributor to the GPL software they are distributing, in the same way that the MPAA/RIAA can shut down sites that distributes their copyrighted material without authorisation.

      Had SCO agreed to the GPL, this would not be an offense, as the GPL explicitly permits this act. Unfortunately for SCO, this is not the case.

      I am quite surprised that SCO has not yet received a raid from law enforcement authorities. If I decided to distribute Win2003 Server ISOs because I declare that the MS EULA is nonsense ( and throw in some unsubstantiated 'I own all Microsoft software' claims to boot, ala SCO with the Linux kernel ), then I would certainly be on the receiving end of a criminal sentence.

      The house of cards that Darl has built up over the last few months is not going to last forever, and once the general public is aware of the magnitude of the fraud that has been perpetrated against them ( absurd press conferences and news releases designed to deceive potential investors in SCOX stock ), people _will_ be sent to jail, make no mistake.

  46. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he means is:

    Don't hate me because I'm doing what i have to do. Hate me because I fucked Paris Hilton and all you got was the 30 minute tape. Oh... yeah. AND I'm going to steal your kernel.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Damn. I was sorta hoping the "violent collision" had to do with McBride and Sontag's heads and something very heavy.

      Bummer.

    2. Re:No. by jasontwarnock · · Score: 2, Funny

      That loser fucked Paris Hilton?

      Hmmm... Maybe I should sue Linux...

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    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That loser fucked Paris Hilton?

      I believe the previous poster is confusing the socialite with Cletus Hilton, the pre-operative transexual who plies his trade on the 'ho stroll in beautiful downtown Lindon.

      Hmmm... Maybe I should sue Linux...

      That won't be necessary. A five dollar crack rock will get you exactly the same privileges as Darl enjoyed.

  47. Laws requiring employee performance. by zealotasd · · Score: 1

    As DARL MCBRIDE being an employee of SCO, would we come to know that someone in their corporate capacity at SCO would need to Act as an employee of SCO?

    I think yes. If I was employed by Jesus Christ, and not that God believes in creations of man (idols) known as corporations, anyways wouldn't a follower of Jesus Christ be known by their actions if not by their banner?

    If DARL MCBRIDE, a Personage created by SCO, was to act without the Darl Mcbride we know eats hotdogs and watches television and does all the things we do on our days off... Would People hate someone for being employed to act in capacity of their employer, including sending letters of C&D and Patent violation, to people who are intended to enjoy the fruits of a labor (OpenUnix).

    What if DARL MCBRIDE is demanded performance by one SCO, or risks lawsuits from shareholders for non-performance?

    These questions have obvious answers: one reason to not Go Public and as a Corporation.

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  48. Just remember folkes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the company that is now SCO used to be a 'valued' part of the "Linux community".

    What a wonderful "Community"...lawsuits of other "community" members - even a suit of a primary author - Linus T.

    Wonder why the Microsoft hype machine hasn't made more of the SCO past?

  49. Wow he really is delusional by bogie · · Score: 1

    "IBM is the master of creating an illusion that they're being attacked by this big brutal bully SCO when they're the ones attacking us. They're the ones doing all the behind-the-scenes work."

    Yea. That's it. SCO isn't the one suing everyone causing problems and making shit up. It's IBM. Yea, That's the ticket!

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    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  50. I GOT A JOB!!! by Trolling+4+dollas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    From SCO. I start next week guys. Wish me luck they said it was going to be lots of open source development and the like so we'll see.

  51. new and improved SCO website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is here.

  52. Huh? by TitaniumFox · · Score: 2, Informative

    You aren't the real Perens.

    You're .Bruce Perens

    The real Perens is #3872.

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    -- I'd say your post was about 3 monkeys, 18 minutes.
    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the user ID determines the quality of the post how? I doubt you're really a fox made of titanium. His ID could be anything and his ID could be 1,000,000 ... I prefer to judge a post based on the value of it's content, thank you.

    2. Re:Huh? by subk · · Score: 1

      The content wasn't that good, and you obviously don't have the knowledge to even make that judgement.

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      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have backups to corrupt.
    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good one. Replying anonymously, preteding to not be the original poster. And completely missing the point. And the possessive is "its," not "it's." Funny how both you and the "other" poster made the same mistake.

  53. Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable question? by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Samba isn't your IP. What gives you the right to sell the copyrighted work of others?"

    What can SCO possibly answer, while maintaining that the GPL is illegitimate?

  54. Same Symptoms, Same Disease by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "I'll get you!" "Don't hate me."
    Irrational expectations of others feelings regarding his behavior. Schizoid.

    "The little guys are all out to get me." Paranoid.

    Paranoid schizophrenia. I've said so before.

    A corporation is a legal entity and should be held responsible for its actions to the same extent as persons. The more society is overrun with these virtual entities, the more important it becomes to mark their behavior acceptable or unacceptable to society. This is clinical sociology.

    As for McBride's major part in things, there's nothing a little corrective phrenology wouldn't fix.

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:Same Symptoms, Same Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Paranoid schizophrenia. I've said so before."

      It could be, but the problem is, these symptoms are brought on by numerous other disorders. He could also be suffering from severe borderline personality disorder, severe bipolar disorder, severe Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and a host of other things that have these symptoms. The one thing we haven't heard of, is whether he hears voices, has conversations with people who aren't there, or has visual hallucinations. This is the major symptom of schizophrenia that distinguishes it from the other disorders that have similar symptoms.

      Hell, he could also be a chronic pot smoker who just needs to take a break from bong hitting for a few months to get back in touch with reality. No offense meant to my 420 brothers and sisters, but anyone whose waked and baked for long periods of time, knows what I'm talking about...

  55. In the school yard... by utlemming · · Score: 1

    the guy who starts the fight is the one that gets the biggest punishment. Did you ever hear of the guy that did not pick the fight getting expelled. Nope, just the guy that started it, no matter how right or wrong he was. So if SCO expects to go with out a blow, they need to look back at the years when the SCO execs were getting pounded in the school yard -- because it is goign to blow up again.

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  56. $699 extortion fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when SCO loses this case.. what happens to the $699 they unjustly claimed??

    If I fork over $699 now, can I sue their pants off later once they lose??

  57. When's SCO going to learn?!?! by Qweezle · · Score: 1

    What SCO is essentially doing is filibustering of the business world--they are holding out on numerous lawsuits with many companies that they can't really win against, all for their own sick gain.

    Darl McBride is ridiculous.

    This is an old, but very good, article that helps point out SCO's stupidity very well.

    SCO will just end up being another failed company.

  58. Re: GODDAMNIT by ericandrade · · Score: 0

    I leave reality distortion fields to steve.

  59. GPL and DMCA by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The GPL is in violent collision with the DMCA. That's why Linux guys are opposed to the DMCA. Something has got to give. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

    I thought Darl was asinine before, but this is just ridiculous.

    Linux people are not the only people against the DMCA Darl! The reason people oppose it is because it infringes upon our rights and every Tom-Dick-and Jackass Corporation in America is trying to invoke the DMCA for things that it shouldn't be invoked for. It's akin to people filing for patents on such things as "one click shopping", etc.

  60. GPL...what? by DaBjork · · Score: 1

    "If I'm Merrill Lynch and have a trading application proprietary to Merrill Lynch and deploy it across all my trading desks, if that deployment occurred where the Linux OS and app are distributed togetherm[sic] there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone."

    Can anyone tell me what part of the GPL this is from, or is Darl reading a different supersecret proprietary copy that he will licence to us for $1000 a peek?

    1. Re:GPL...what? by SkoZombie · · Score: 1
      if that deployment occurred where the Linux OS and app are distributed togetherm[sic] there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone

      Yes there are arguments for it, but just like SCO's arguments, anyone with half a clue and who can read can disprove them!

    2. Re:GPL...what? by rnturn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ``... there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone ...''

      And those are what most people would call uninformed arguments. Darl, would you please take a second (OK, a few minutes), read the GPL, see if that argument makes any sense at all, and get back to us.

      I suspect that it will take a relatively low-paid law professor to explain this to some very overpaid lawyers.

      One of these overpaid lawyers seems to be challenged by the concepts surrounding copyright. So it's understandable that he'd get all tangled up in his underwear trying to comprehend the GPL. Bob Cringely hit it on the head: these guys are not IP lawyers. And a growing number of legal writers appear to agree and are writing to point out the flaws with the SCO case. Personally? I think Boies and McBride are both blinded by all the dollar signs and media attention to see how screwed up their whole case is.

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  61. Re:new and improved SCO website - even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. flash crowds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now the legal that the legal firm owns a descent amount of stock we as a large comunity should figure ways to influence the public stock owners of SCO to dump.
    (think flash crowds in front of wall st.)

  63. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't. We hate you because you're a conceited bastard.

  64. As long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...as you want to cut balogna so thin you can read through it:

    I said absolutely nothing about him being a troll.
    I said absolutely nothing about the content of his post.
    I said absolutely nothing about high ID = bad content.

    I will point out that he's posing as *someone* important enough to have an inbox stuffed with Darl McBride's e-mail, though.

    If that's a lie, it's still a lie.

    1. Re:As long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're the one talking about trolling, making me suspect that you, yourself, are one. I almost feel guilty for responding to your obvious troll. Nothing like introducing random elements to an arguement to support your point, hunh? Here, allow me:

      I never suggested that your were a communist.
      I never said that your poor spelling was distracting.
      I never equated posting as AC with lack of quality.

      You, however, have brought all these elements to the table. Titanium Fox, indeed. More like a Teflon Chicken.

    2. Re:As long... by subk · · Score: 1
      No sugar coating on this one:

      ...wait for it...

      You are a moron, and probably listen to Punk Rock.

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  65. what it comes down to: by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Informative

    is lies. Damned dirty lies. He says:

    If I'm Merrill Lynch and have a trading application proprietary to Merrill Lynch and deploy it across all my trading desks, if that deployment occurred where the Linux OS and app are distributed togetherm there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone. That's a problem.

    Go read the GPL. Nowhere is that said. This is purely a lie to get people to not invest in linux, or to use it; the only other alternatives, of course, being SCO... and MS. SCO is likely to benefit little - their technology isn't capable of doing what most people use linux for. So MS gets the customers. Combine that with the SCO discount for converting to MS, and everything else...

    I'ts pretty damned obvious to those that know even the most basic things about the GPL and IP law that SCO has no case. McBride makes inference after inference, and all of which are lies. Add them up, and to most people, it's a convincing case. Now to get this thing into court and smack him in the mouth. ... but what if hte court agrees with SCO? what if money is passed under the table? this is a case of -very- high stakes, for both sides. If SCO is found in contept ,or anything like that, SCO loses big time, as does MS, as now most people see them as being in bed with SCO (at least in the tech field). The other way, linux wins, big time. Talk about a stacked deck - now it depends on how it's cut.

    Given MS's history of buying politicians....

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    1. Re:what it comes down to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I digress here, but it works, can't you see?

      Just how is this different from the way Bush Jr. waged war against Iraq? WMDs. WMDs. WMDs. Links to a bunch of organizations. Blah blah blah.

      What did they find in there? Nothing. Well nothing except a bunch of poor homeless souls while the real perpertrators (aka Saddam) and most of his honchos got away.

      It did not matter that in truth it was something else. In the end, Bush had his way and bombarded the hell out of Iraq.

      Thats the trouble with spreading mis-information. When done properly, it could be leveraged for a whole lot of things. Including war.

      Just how is business any different?

      ~m

    2. Re:what it comes down to: by bernywork · · Score: 1

      And does someone want to shoot me down for this?

      I wanted to get this out in the open, so in case someone is reading through this, and I am correct, then we can do a little anit-fudding.

      Merrill Lynch could use GPL code for their trading application, distribute it internally for their own purposes, even bundle it completely and make a "Trader workstation" out of GPL code, but as long as they were only using it internally, and never did a public release, they wouldn't have to release the source.

      Now, admitedly, I would like to see ML release some source code especially if they used a heck of a lot of GPL code in the process, but if my memory serves me correctly, it isn't a requirement to do so.

      Anyone want to correct me on this?

      Berny

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    3. Re:what it comes down to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone want to correct me on this?

      The original poster quoted McBride:

      If I'm Merrill Lynch and have a trading application proprietary to Merrill Lynch and deploy it across all my trading desks, if that deployment occurred where the Linux OS and app are distributed together, there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone. That's a problem.

      I read that as the trading application merely runs on Linux. McBride claims the application must be GPLed merely because it runs on Linux, which obviously isn't the case.

      Equally obviously, if the application contains GPLed code and the application is distributed, then the code must be distributed, as you suggest.

    4. Re:what it comes down to: by bernywork · · Score: 1

      I understand that the original poster quoted McBride hence the major reason to start the anti-fud.

      But taking it the extra step and say they are including code into Linux, not just distributing it WITH Linux; as long they they don't release it outside of the business (i.e. a public release) then they are well within their rights (provided by the GPL) not to release their code at all.

      Correct?

      Berny

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    5. Re:what it comes down to: by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right.

      The only time they have to release code is when they distribute binaries or other such things. WHen it's a company, it's not considered distribution, because it's just amongst that company that it's being used.

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    6. Re:what it comes down to: by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Correct?

      Yes, but it gets a little gray if the code gets loose because some party within the organization was careless. Not that gray though. You don't lose your copyright just because the GPL exists. There really has to be intent on your part to distribute the software under that license -- nobody can do it for you, and nobody can force you to do anything, at least not strictly with the GPL and no other agreements.

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    7. Re:what it comes down to: by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Which Merrill Lynch does, btw. Interestingly, I hear they're using a self-maintained version of Redhat for their deployments.

  66. O I L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have been more sure about Koreas nuclear capability for many years, but there N Korea sits, not invaded.

    well, let's see what happens if they find an oil deposit under the SCO parking lot, I guess

  67. Question for McBride by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    When you obfuscate the law and have the source to Linux, which is rightfully yours, returned, and there is SCOLinux on the shelf at Wal-mart; if I take it home and install it, will I have to go through some wacky "product activation" scheme?

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  68. Well of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the big guys are out to get you Darl.

    After all, the best (legal) defense is a good offense.

  69. Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're the same 2.5 million. For him Linux servers are running his code so he conveniently counts them in his SCO statistics.

  70. Re:Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable questio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We are funded by Microsoft, Samba implements Microsoft intellectual property, therefore we have the right to use it, and are infact in the process of drafting a law suit against the Samba team" --- something like that?

  71. Life imitates art by CornfedPig · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Darl the name of the insane barn-burner in Faulkner's *As I Lay Dying*? Coincidence? I think not.

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  72. Where do I go to learn to lie this well... by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14. That's some of the best money we've spent, not even money, some of the best stock we've issued.
    This seems eerily similar to statements that might be made about the lawyers, accountants, and bankers that cooked the Enron books. They are worth every penny because they raise stock prices. They are now shareholders so they have a great incentive to make the stock price stay high using every trick in the book, legal or illegal. I suspect that even if Boies loses his license over this, and pays a fee, he will still be a wealthy man. It might even be worth a couple years in a country club jail.

    That's the great untold story no one even asks about. We have over two million servers actively running today. Customers continue to come to us. We have laid out a growth map that will be significant for our customers. In the next year expect Legend, which will take OpenServer and update it. Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out.
    as compared to
    We are informed that participants in the Linux industry have attempted to influence participants in the markets in which we sell our products to reduce or eliminate the amount of our products and services that they purchase. They have been somewhat successful in those efforts and similar efforts and success will likely continue. There is also a risk that the assertion of our intellectual property rights will be negatively viewed by participants in our marketplace and we may lose support from such participants. Any of the foregoing could adversely affect our position in the marketplace and our results of operations.
    These type of cases seem to years in the making, and i am sure there will be point when Boise will stop accepting stock and want a greater portion of cash. I suspect there is also a point at which new investors might stop pouring money into SCO, and two or three license agreement only generate so much cash. Not to mention the burn of normal operating costs. Can anyone expect them to survive the 'few year' to 'SVR 6'. And if they win and actually get a couple billion from IBM, will there be any reason to develop for a 64 bit platform. It will be MS model all over again. We own your desktop. We have all the cash. We will tell you what you need.

    The second dial is the 2.5 million Linux servers out there today that are paired with our intellectual property in them. We have a licensed product $699, $1,399. Chris [Sontag] is driving that and that's another multi-billion-dollar revenue oppotunity
    The third bucket has to do with the IBM settlement. We filed that at $3 billion. Every day they don't resolve this, the AIX meter is still ticking....

    I seem to remember an interesting ruling several years ago. It basically said you cannot advertise certain things about certain products at certain prices unless a significant amount or product had been sold at that price. Although that ruling applied to the retail chain, I would think that publicly saying that revenue is going to be generated from a product that you do not even own and have no reasonable exception of owning with the constraints of normal sense would be really close to lying. The funny thing is he separates the ruling in the IBM from expected income from Linux users. The two are in fact connected. The later would tend to negate the former, though the later will not guarantee the former. One really wonders if the clock it winding down faster on AIX or SCO.

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    1. Re:Where do I go to learn to lie this well... by GreatDave · · Score: 1

      Anyone else notice a problem here? In the next year expect Legend, which will take OpenServer and update it. Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out. 64-bit Unix on Intel? If by "Intel" he means x86... The only x86-compatible processors that can do 64-bit are the AMD64 family. That's not Intel. "Intel" as in Wintel and Lintel means x86. I'd say that McBride is a liar, but that's already been well established. Now he's a damn liar.

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      "I am root. Bow before me." To this I say, "You are root, and you bear the sins of the world upon your shoulders."
    2. Re:Where do I go to learn to lie this well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not Intel. "Intel" as in Wintel and Lintel means x86.

      And "Intel" as in 64-bit means Itanium. They're still making that, you know. I fail to see the problem.

    3. Re:Where do I go to learn to lie this well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how SCO could go up against HP-UX in the Itanium space. HP's reputation, HP-UX's reliability and features will wipe anything a company like SCO could produce?

  73. Bring It On by rossz · · Score: 1

    Come on, asshole. Sue me. I have Linux running on two machines here at home. I bet you're too much of a pantie-waste to figure out my home address. It actually isn't that hard. All the information you need is right here.

    Yes, this is flamebait, but it's directed at SCO.

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    1. Re:Bring It On by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      pantie-waste

      I was going to call you on this, but then I realized that at least half of the misspelling works just as well as the "correct" version...

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  74. No no no no: GPL reworked to be more pro-business by lenski · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The business for which I work is perfectly happy with the GPL as it stands right now. We are profitable, we have some proprietary code, and we use and enhance GPLed code with a clear understanding of its value proposition. We value the rate of progress that comes with membership in the community.

    What Darl wants, and I will fight to the end of my days to prevent, is a return to the hugely inefficient days when every Tom, Dick and Harry company could build their own unique, incompatible-with-the-universe, expensive custom OSes. Only in the rarest of cases were those systems worth anywhere near their costs. Digital, Data General, IBM, AT&T, Sun, Apollo, (reaching back in history here) Interdata, Xerox, Burroughs, Sperry, RCA, all spent *huge* numbers of their customers' dollars funding their slick research OSes. It was interesting for some, but terrifically expensive for the majority of businesses. On the other hand, the openness implicit in GPLed (and to a lesser extent BSD licensed) code provides an excellent mechanism for encouraging the boad adoption of open standards. These standards lead to portability, interoperability, and the dissemination of the knowledge needed for full participation in information-intensive societies.

    <repeating a prior comment>I dropped a fully-paid UNIXware license, converting to Linux in 1996 due to UINXware's inadequate support of then-current hardware. It has only fallen further behind since then. If you want to compete with the big boys, then be prepared to perform up to their standards.</repeat>

  75. Re:To Quote Sontag tsarkon reports if SCO won.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And your blah blah blah is related to the parent post how?

  76. Watch out Billy Boy He's coming for you next! by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    First Linux, then "BSD next year". Can Windows be far behind? I'm curious what the BSD people think of being targeted next.

  77. Godwin's Law by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aww shucks! This thread was just getting started and already someone has to mention Hitler!

    http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/g/Godwin_s_La w.html

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    1. Re:Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, that stupid bullshit about Godwin's Law is still around? Dude, you are so fucking out of it. Please go look at a calendar or something, and figure out what year this is. Are you sure you aren't really ESR? I mean, nobody else continues to repeat ancient jokes that quit being funny eons ago. Actually, since you even included a URL, I think maybe you are ESR...

    2. Re:Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad link>

    3. Re:Godwin's Law by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Aww shucks! This thread was just getting started and already someone has to mention Hitler!"

      This thread has been active for 4 months...

    4. Re:Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      This thread has been active for 4 months...

      Not the "Always Wondered" thread. I've had the same debate with a coworker about Bill Gates. Does he believe his clearly false statements are true?

      I see this in all kinds of leaders and I've never been able to find the answer.

    5. Re:Godwin's Law by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Nobody has quit with the trite Hitler references, either. I would say that Godwin's law still has a place, even if invoking it doesn't make me laugh by itself.

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    6. Re:Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, ARE WORSE THAN HITLER and if I ever meet you I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

    7. Re:Godwin's Law by zo219 · · Score: 1

      Look to autism. The autistic mind assumes its own thoughts and beliefs to be identical with objective reality. Then all hell breaks loose.

  78. Don't just sit there, whine and complain. by Understudy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I orginally posted this on the "IBM Puts Pressure On SCO" article. However I posted it very late. So I will post here again. If you don't like what SCO is doing complain about it. Here is a link to help you contact the people to complain to. http://www.understudy.net/weblog/archives/00000014 .html

  79. Clueless! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Working at a smaller business now, I'm beginning to realize that Executives can play the game, but tend to be both insulated from reality and clueless. They tend to live in a world where "Their Word" is right or wrong...and things like ethics, laws, honor just get in the way. It's a growing problem I see as I've learned to look for it. Especially the higher ups tend to do what they want, then buy their way out. If they made contract they didn't like...pay a lawyer to get out of it. EPA hounding you...pay the fine and carry on as normal.

    It's the cost of "playing the game" of business...sitting around board tables, jet setting to last-minute meetings--it's a drug of "power".

    Guys like him start out "at the bottom" in the old boys network. They typically go from newbie to boss in a short time...he's probably never actually researched ANYTHING to do with copyright or patent on his OWN...delegating doesn't count. Guys like him deal in what they WANT...not what's REAL. I find executives as a class get a surprising amount of info from word-of-mouth, Forbes [& such], and CNN...far more often than say..googling for a copy of the LAW, or court cases/common practice to support their claims.

    I find they're like the kids in school that don't know the game really well, but can argue the rules 'till everyone is bored and gives up.

    1. Re:Clueless! by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Working at a smaller business now, I'm beginning to realize that Executives can play the game, but tend to be both insulated from reality and clueless. They tend to live in a world where "Their Word" is right or wrong...and things like ethics, laws, honor just get in the way.

      Lest anyone believe that this behavior is confined to executives of larger companies, it's not. You may not have implied otherwise, but I just wanted to clarify that the size of the business has no bearing on how far off-center the so-called company "leadership" can be. I've seen some real nasty behavior by small-company CEOs.

    2. Re:Clueless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word you're looking for is 'groupthink'.

    3. Re:Clueless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just explained EVERY rich person in the world.

      and this has been that way for hundreds of years.

      Ford couldn't understand why his employees didn't love him. (he was an immense jerk and asshat)

      the more money you have the more stupid and seperated from reality you become.

    4. Re:Clueless! by Texodore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds like our President.

      Here it comes: -1, Flamebait

    5. Re:Clueless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he was implying that. I think he meant that since he works for a samller company, he is in a better position to actually see it.

    6. Re:Clueless! by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      I find executives as a class get a surprising amount of info from word-of-mouth, Forbes [& such], and CNN...far more often than say..googling for a copy of the LAW, or court cases/common practice to support their claims
      Too true! A friend of mine works for an unnamed company that spiders P2P networks looking for infringeing MP3s. I asked my friend how long he expected the company to really remain in business. He replied that his CEO had told him that the company had a pretty much locked-in business model. The CEO explained that companies with intellectual property portfolios have to pursue infringers or they lose their copyrights.

      I walked away a little taken aback that the CEO of a company, the very existence of which depends on copyright, could be so completely ignorant of the facts of copyright law.

      Even more disturbing, though -- who actually invested in this guy's business plan??!

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    7. Re:Clueless! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      My point is that in a smaller company, you hear the side-chatter straight from the horse's ?!@# that goes into the crazy decisions...where in a larger company you only get 2nd or 3rd hand info. It's also fun to note how they never talk rude to each other...only to the "lessers"...

  80. BSD by smiff · · Score: 2, Informative
    And nobody would look at alternative kernels (eg. the BSDs).

    From the article:

    We need to get our arms around the BSD front. We can only focus so much with our limited energies. Right now, we're focusing on Linux. We'll get to BSD next year.
    1. Re:BSD by Mukaikubo · · Score: 1

      At this point, that's more of a defiant, futile threat than a promise. Any word from bookies on how soon SCO will implode?

    2. Re:BSD by gmack · · Score: 1

      If were lucky late next month.. SCO has oral arguements on why IBM's motion to compell shouldn't be granted on dec 9.. so they have from then till whenever the deadline is to start showing actual evidence instead of dancing around or risk pissing the judge off.

    3. Re:BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez... If you think the Linux people are a bunch of Fanatics, wait till they deal wth the BSD folks.

  81. Question from the ignorant by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Could somebody explain to me the actual unix/sco connection? Do they actually own it or have steak in it? If so, how did this happen? Didn't AT&T develop it?

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    1. Re:Question from the ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they actually own it or have steak in it?

      Yes. They have a prime rib in it.

    2. Re:Question from the ignorant by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Yes. They have a prime rib in it.

      Being a bad speller is to slashdot as being a sexual deviant is to anywhere else.

      (Before someone calls me on it, adapted from something similar on everything2).

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    3. Re:Question from the ignorant by SaXisT4LiF · · Score: 1

      Really, you could at least search Google on the subject before posting... but anyways...

      In 1995, Novell decided to leave the OS market and sold the UNIX source code to SCO. They also sold the UNIX trademark and specification to the Open Group (formerly X/Open).

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    4. Re:Question from the ignorant by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Except I fucked that up too. Bad, bad day.

      "Being a bad speller on Slashdot is like being a sexual deviant anywhere else" is what I meant.

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    5. Re:Question from the ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a fucking idiot.

    6. Re:Question from the ignorant by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      you're.

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    7. Re:Question from the ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your even fucking stupider.

  82. Reduction of potential liability or cosy deal? by krusadr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    McBride: Our goal is not to blow up Linux. People ask why we don't go after the distributors...'If you have such a strong case, why not shut down Red Hat?' Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    Being so reliant on future litigation revenues, its starting to look to me as thought there might possibly be a connection between Red Hat's recent announcement to stop distributing a free linux in favor of enterprise server distro and the SCO intent to get a fee for each linux install.

    McBride seems to be playing it very gently with Red Hat ...

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    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
    1. Re:Reduction of potential liability or cosy deal? by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Being so reliant on future litigation revenues, its starting to look to me as thought there might possibly be a connection between Red Hat's recent announcement to stop distributing a free linux in favor of enterprise server distro and the SCO intent to get a fee for each linux install.

      On the other side though, this might be a RedHat strategem. In their current case, when RedHat get SCO into court, SCO could turn around and say 'You consider your OS of so little value that you give it away free. Therefore, how does our licensing fee effect your ability to make money selling support contracts?'

      Now, RedHat can turn around and say 'We're providing a proper, full featured enterprise OS. It costs X thou. per server. SCO are interfering with our business without just cause. Judge, you gotta lay waste to their asses.'

      McBride seems to be playing it very gently with Red Hat

      I think he's worried that RedHat's ability to prevail in court against SCO may happen long before the IBM case gets to court. Read the various filings on Groklaw for more details.

  83. I'm not sure this is so funny by jBabel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the one hand, this all seems so ridiculous, . You've got this two bit outfit suing IBM, which has more lawyers on its payroll than most companies have employees. Same than ups the ante, wants to sue the world and his cousin. All this while claiming as its own the hard work of hundreds aroundt the world.

    On the other hand, I can't help but remember that the fate of Linux and the GPL are about to be handed over to the same legal system that got OJ acquitted and awarded millions to some idiot who couldn't figure out that driving a car with hot coffee between her laps was a bad idea.

    The way this McBride talks (IBM, Red Hat, HP, now Novell, next *BSD, then you and me?), it looks like lawsuits will be flying around for a long, long time. Add to this the fact that (yeah, yeah, IANAL) that stupid laws like the DMCA seem give his company at least some grounds for his lawsuits (and besides, who knows if IBM et al. didn't do some really stupid things?).

    Who wins in the end? You already know of course: Bill.

    Prove me wrong, please!

    1. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by ischorr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is also the same legal system that ruled that Microsoft should preliminarily stop shipping Internet Explorer with Windows, ruled the company an illegal monopoly performing persistant, highly anti-competitive practices, then ordered that it should be split into three parts as there was no better remedy to prevent the problem in the future.

      ...Then let the DoJ settle with MS for what amounted to a slap on the wrist (a promise that they will never, ever do it again. Really.) when the DoJ realized that the system would allow Microsoft to continue to appeal for all eternity. (Of course, Bush and the "wait-big-government-is-good-after-all", "trust us" mob coming to power was no small impact).

    2. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "awarded millions to some idiot who couldn't figure out that driving a car with hot coffee between her lap"

      she was a pasenger and the fricking coffee was like 180 degrees or something. also she origiinally only asked for medical bills but McD's refused.
      I wish people would stop quoting that shit because if you bother to read the full story about it then you probably would agree that McD's got what they deserved.

    3. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by kimgh · · Score: 3, Informative
      Re: ...awarded millions to some idiot who couldn't figure out that driving a car with hot coffee between her laps was a bad idea.

      This one is actually not a good case to use. One version of the facts of this case includes the information that McDonalds in fact heated their coffee to 190 degrees or more, when the normal temperature is usually more like 120 degrees. And numerous people had been scalded and complained, and McDonald's refused to do anything about it or to change their process in any way. And that's why, even though it was dumb to drive with a coffee cup between her legs, the plaintiff was awarded a judgement: McDonald's knew their coffee was too hot and committed itself in writing to the effect they weren't going to change things. And any first year law student will tell you those are the elements for negligence.

      By the way, the woman had to have some reconstructive surgery as a result, if I'm recalling this correctly.

      and no, IANAL.

    4. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by RevRa · · Score: 4, Informative

      "awarded millions to some idiot who couldn't figure out that driving a car with hot coffee between her lap"
      The facts of this case have been so misrepresented it's become an urban myth.
      It was February 27, 1992. Her name was Stela Liebeck and she was a very active 79 year old retired department store clerk in Albuquerque NM. She and her grandson drove her son to the airport one morning and on the way back they stopped at McDonalds drive through for breakfast. Her grandson was driving. The grandson parked the car so she could put sugar and cream in her coffee. She had trouble removing the lid so she put it between her legs for leverage. When she got the top off, the scalding coffee spilled into her lap. (Most restaurants serve coffee that is 130-150 degrees, Mcdonalds coffee is 180.) She was wearing a sweat suit, it held the 180 degree liquid against her skin and helped retain the heat. She suffered third degree burns to her genitals, buttocks, and legs. She was hospitalized for 8 days, immobilized at home for 3 weeks, then went back to the hospital for skin grafts. It was an excruciatingly painful and VERY expensive experience. Luckily, her insurance DID pay most of her bills. In 1994 Stella simply wrote to McDonalds and asked them to lower the temperature of their coffee. She did not plan on suing at the time. Her familly felt that she was due $2000 for lost wages and various expenses. They had to pay the insurance deductible and her daughter had taken time off work to care for her. McDonalds offered her $800. The family hired a lawyer and he asked McDonalds to give Stella $100,000 for her injuries and $300,000 in punitive damages. The lawyer tried to settle the case before they went to trial. McDonalds' position was that Stella knew she was buying hot coffee and spilled it herself due to her own neglect. They knew that they were not liable for someone spilling coffee on themselves. If they took responsibility for this injury, they would have to take responsibility for untold numbers of other things that people do to themselves. They were technically absolutely right. The plaintiff (that's Stella's lawyer really), said that McDonald's knew that their coffee was not drinkable at 180 degrees and that they knew there was a risk of severe burns, and that they had decided NOT to warn their customers and had NO INTENTION of changing their policies. He also showed large color photos of Stella's burns and reconstructive surgery. This is where it gets fun. McDonald's defense lawyers did themselves more harm than good by pressing their point and case which was LEGALLY SOUND, but EMOTIONALLY OFFENSIVE. It turns out that McDonalds had incurred over SEVEN HUNDRED lawsuits from their coffee. A quality assurance supervisor dismissed the complaints as "statistically insignificant". The McDonald's lawyers asserted that Stella was asking for too much money because she was old and therefore didn't have much use left in her injured body parts, therefore she deserved less money. The lawyers also noted that Stella hadn't LEAPT from her bucket seat, so the coffee stayed in her lap making her burns worse. In other words, McDonalds made themselves look like insensitive pricks to the jury, and the jury didn't like it one damned bit. Now for the financial facts: The jury awarded Stella $200,000 compensation for her injuries, but found her 20% at fault, so they lowered it to $160,000. The jury also found McDonald's guilty of "Wanton, willful, reckless, or malicious conduct", which is grounds for awarding punitive damages in the US. The jury was fundamentally disturbed by McDonald's behavior and attitude and they wanted to send a message to the company bigwigs. They based the amount of punitive damages awarded on two days worth of McDonald's coffee sales. $2.7 Million dollars. The judge reduced the award to $670,000. McDonald's appealed and the case went back to court. Stella and McDonald's eventually settled for an undisclosed amount of money. McDonald's has since lowered the temperature of their coffee. Please, research your facts before you speak. -kate

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    5. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by RevRa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      and I have no fucking idea why that came out formatted that way. grrrr.

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    6. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, you will notice that darl says that "all the big guys are out to get us," but conveniently forgets that his company is out go "get all the little guys."

    7. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Informative
      • And that's why, even though it was dumb to drive with a coffee cup between her legs, the plaintiff was awarded a judgement: McDonald's knew their coffee was too hot and committed itself in writing to the effect they weren't going to change things. And any first year law student will tell you those are the elements for negligence.
      Actually she was the pasenger, not the driver, and the car was stopped when she opened the coffee and got so severely scalded. You are correct, while many think that case was just frivolous, it wasn't. McDonald's was also heating their apple pies to obscene tempatures and ignoring complaints about scalding and 2nd and 3rd degree burns caused by them. As a result of the coffee lawsuit, McDonalds finally lowered the tempature of their coffee and apple pies to sane tempatures. That alone probably saved untold numbers of people from very serious injuries. Imagine if your kid had gotten a 3rd degree burn from a super-heated apple pie because McDonalds didn't care they served them too hot.
    8. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Informative

      ..."and awarded millions to some idiot who couldn't figure out that driving a car with hot coffee between her laps was a bad idea."

      Actually, she wasn't an idiot, and she didn't get millions.

      If you investigate the "idiot's" case, instead of parroting the meme, you will find a couple of things you may not have known.

      First, the coffee was not "hot". It was near-boiling. McDonalds in New Mexico had apparently kept the coffee super-hot - 180 degrees or higher - both to satisfy health inspectors who were concerned about coffee sitting in pots for hours, and to keep the coffee hotter longer for take-out orders.

      Secondly, there were over 700 cases of such cases of people being injured by the boiling coffee.

      Third: the woman wasn't driving, or doing anything else other than prying the lid off of the coffee cup between her thighs. The coffee splashed on her pants, and soaked her skin. She suffered third degree burns on her genitals, perineum, buttocks, and inner thighs. She underwent eight days of skin grafts and debridement (think of a steel wool pad scouring the subdermal layers of your now-skinless penis, boys). Normally hot coffee made at home doesn't make third degree burns; it is served at around 140 degrees. Near-boiling coffee, at 180-190 degrees, which McDs had been doing, does. I can add a personal observation: I've been burned by normal coffee, and also I've fallen into a puddle of boiling hot water. Believe me, 30 degrees or more variance determines the difference between a second and a third degree burn.

      Fourth. She originally asked to settle her claim for 20 grand. McD's refused her offer.

      Fifth. She didn't make millions. Here's a quote from ballinlaw.com:

      "The jury awarded Ms. Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages (money to compensate the injured party for the injury sustained). The judge reduced this amount to $160,000 because the jury believed the plaintiff was 20 percent at fault. The jury also awarded Ms. Liebeck $2.7 million in punitive damages. The jury considered McDonald's actions reckless and willful, but despite this, the trial court reduced the punitive award to $480,000, which was considered three times her compensatory damages. "

      Six. McD's in New Mexico reduced the serving temperature from 190 to 158 after the punitive damages.

      http://ballinlaw.com/mcdonald.htm

      Seven. The large judgement was not awarded because the woman was burned; it was because McD's had served the coffee at boiling temperature for years, ignoring over 700 instances of scaled customers. They found them willfully negligent for not reducing the temperature long before the 80+ year old lady lost the skin on her lap.

      Here's some more documentation:
      http://www.mattenlaw.com/FSL5CS/ar ticles/articles6 .asp
      "The coffee was 40 degrees hotter than most other restaurants keep it - close to the 212 degree boiling point.
      A national burn center had issued a public warning not to serve hot beverages over 135 degrees.
      There were 700 other burn claims against McDonald's before this injury, yet no action was taken.
      The victim offered to settle the case for $20,000 before trial, but McDonald's refused to settle. "

      "The jury in this case decided that the coffee was a defective product and that McDonald's had violated products liability laws that assure that consumers are protected.

      The jury awarded her $200,000 in compensatory damages (to compensate her for past and future pain, suffering, emotional distress, lost wages, and medical bills). The jury also decided that she was 20% at fault and reduced her damage award by that amount.

      The jury also awarded $2.7 million in punitive damages. However, the judge reduced the award of punitive damages to $480,000. The case settled for an undisclosed amount before it was appealed."

      Now that we've discussed the facts of the case, I'm up for some editorial comment.

      BIG point: The vast, vast majority of liability cases do no

    9. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Sane temperatures? Finally! Now all the millions of injuries caused by flaming coffee and apple pies will stop! Oh wait... 99.99% of all the people who purchased and consumed those products had no problems at all. In fact they enjoyed the steaming hot apple pies and coffee. They weren't retards who stuffed a steaming apple pie into their mouth with no common sense at all. I have no sympathy for these idiots at all. I have no compassion for children who ate a burning-hot apple pie and suffered transient pain. It was frivolous, because it's the same as me suing Porsche for making their cars too fast. Sure they can be fast, but if they can go 200mph then I might go too fast and get into an accident. I can't handle their quality products so I should make them conform to my sheep-like ideals.

    10. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sane temperatures? Finally! Now all the millions of injuries caused by flaming coffee and apple pies will stop! Oh wait... 99.99% of all the people who purchased and consumed those products had no problems at all.

      With over 100 billion served, if only 99.99% manage to escape unscathed, that does leave millions injured by scalding coffee and pies. Your attempt at sarcasm has flopped.

    11. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by weileong · · Score: 2, Insightful


      No, the legal system ruled it was a monopoly etc., but it was the political system that let them get away with it.

    12. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of the ac posts were good until you came along.

    13. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      I don't remember hearing anything about surgery, unless you count skin grafts. She suffered massive second and third degree burns from her hips to her knees, which also incurred permanent neurological damage.

      $1M sounds about right. Money really is the only way to make a company pay attention anymore. When something affects their bottom line, they fix it.

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    14. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by ausgnome · · Score: 1

      Well now I know why their coffee is now cold I do have to admit some wonder that someone that willing puts Hot Liquid between there legs has any claims. I think common sense lost in this case.

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    15. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what sort of atmospheric pressure can you heat water-based coffee to 190 degrees?! 190 degrees is the temperature of cookig fat, way above the boiling point of water! Obviously the soluble components will raise the boiling point a little above the recognised hundred, but altitude will soon compensate for that.

      Or is McDonalds coffee fat-based like their burgers?

    16. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by CaptainBaz · · Score: 2
      She had trouble removing the lid so she put it between her legs for leverage.


      And this is the part which makes her an idiot.
    17. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by hashish · · Score: 1

      Making coffee is simple, ball water and add it to coffee. I don't understand the 180 deg / 160 deg crap, you use boiling water and boiling water burns skin - who doesn't understand that?

    18. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense didn't lose in this case, just those that thought serving a dangerous product was ok. Much like the vaunted twinkie defense, the public thinks they know what happened, but when confronted with the facts, they still refuse to believe it and change their mind.

    19. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Tell you what. Give me your address. I'll come to your house and pour a regular old cup of coffee on your groin. It'll hurt like a bitch and if you don't get out of your pants you'll get first and maybe second degree burns. We'll wait a couple weeks for you to heal, and then I'll pour coffee like McDonalds used to make it on you. You'll have 3rd degree burns and you may very well be permanently disfigured.

      If she'd just burned herself a little, nobody would have given a shit. This was coffee that was heated to physically harmfull levels. Trying to drink it would have raised blisters on your tongue. What the hell is so hard to understand about that?

    20. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Wudbaer · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are basically right, and you are not. ;-) Indeed pouring boiling water on you almost never is a good idea, but the strongly increased temperature McD's used to sell their coffee at apparently caused immensely more damage to human skin and the tissue below it than just spilling your vanilla boiling water from your home coffee pot. As I read in another report about this case, McD knew just too well about this fact, but they just didn't care. You may not be too far off about the idiot part, but McD acted irresponsibly nevertheless.

    21. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by jadavis · · Score: 1

      First, I'll commend you on an informative post.

      I think that there are a couple things you missed though:

      (1) Some people like hot coffee. You said yourself that the heat lasts longer for takeout orders. Perhaps customers were demanding hot coffee, and McDonalds was the only one satisfying that demand.

      (2) "A burn center" might be useful as an expert witness, but proof of danger it is not. The FDA warns against too much fat consumption, and I think most people will agree that McDonalds shouldn't be held accountable for the fat content that consumers are demanding

      (3) 700 sounds like a pretty small number to me. Last I heard, McDonalds is a huge multinational company, and that amounts to A LOT of happy coffee consumers.

      (4) The only ulterior motive point that you made -- the one about pleasing health inspectors -- didn't seem particularly strong. It seems to me that McDonalds made coffee hot just to satisfy consumers. Perhaps you have more evidence otherwise.

      The main idea is whether the consumer assumed the risk of taking the coffee. I say that she's at least 50% at fault, simply because spilling the coffee was a mistake on her part, and I expect that she understood that it would hurt her to some extent if she did.

      I think a better solution to this type of problem is for consumers demand cooler coffee. I think the type of judgement you're talking about should be reserved for hidden things that can hurt consumers, like infected food or something. Usually I would expect this type of judgement when the big company is trying to "cheap out" by hiding a danger rather than fixing it. The hot in the coffee isn't very well hidden.

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    22. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, how can McDonalds' boiling water be hotter than ordinary boiling water? I thought the boiling point of water was a constant?

    23. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed pouring boiling water on you almost never is a good idea, but the strongly increased temperature McD's used to sell their coffee at apparently caused immensely more damage to human skin and the tissue below it than just spilling your vanilla boiling water from your home coffee pot.
      Water boils at 100 degree Celsius, which is about 210 degrees Fahrenheit.
    24. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also you have to consider how many of the 700 burned had severe burns. They might have gotten 699 calls from people that burned their tongue sipping it. Yeah, 180 degrees fahrenheit is crazy hot, but then again, you should know that it's hot. You shouldn't be prying the lid off in a moving vehicle with it nestled firmly between your thighs.

      I agree, however, that Mickey D's was liable for this. I don't agree, however, that stupidity should be rewarded.

    25. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr Physics guy, you got your basics physics training in a US public school didnt you?

      Since we can assume that McDonald do not server their coffee in high pressure containers but rather in simple paper or plastic containers,

      how can they possibly sell coffee that is of "strongly increased temperature" than the temperature of normal "vanilla boiling water"?

      I assume you did not major in Physics?

    26. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by bleak+sky · · Score: 1

      It's in degrees Fahrenheit. 100 degrees Celcius is 212 degrees Fahrenheit; 190 F is about 88 C. Still way too hot to drink...

    27. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      She had coffee from McDonald's. How can you say she wasn't an idiot?

    28. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Wudbaer · · Score: 1

      Hm. Good question. Basically it can be done by pressurising the coffee machine, as the boiling temperature of a liquid depends also on the pressure of the environment it is in. Question is what happens once you release the coffee. Most likely a lot will just vaporize as stream, like in an espresso machine. But there also should be enough liquid left, which should be hotter than 100 degrees C for a certain period of time. Not for too long, but long enough in an isolated cup to cause real damage once you pour it over you. I also think that the depth of the damage inside the victims sub-dermal tissue is strongly dependand on the temperature of the hot substance, so basically every degree counts.

    29. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how many people burned themselves already. They are all fucking stupid. It's a *hot* liquid - if you spill it on yourself, it's going to bloody hurt. Fucking take some personal responsiblity. What the hell is wrong with you Americans?

      Sorry if this seems bad-tempered. Just finished reading that fucking Darl interview. *every single answer* fucked me off no end.

      Going to go outside and find something to kick...

    30. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can probably cook up a scenario where 100% HCl means instant death while using 10% one is perfectly safe.
      You seriously think any chemical company can afford confuse people about which one it is what they're selling?

    31. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      What, they acted irresponsibly by not selling cold coffee? Coffee is supposed to be HOT. When you were a very small child, your parents should have taught you that hot things are DANGEROUS. It's not rocket science.

    32. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... it can be done because the temperature of McD's coffee was well below the boiling point for water at sea level. While I do feel sorry for the said lady, it really was her fault for placing a cup of hot coffee between her legs, squeezing with her thighs, and subsequently removing the lid. This would have resulted in burns (albeit less severe ones) even if the coffee had been at what her lawyers arbitrarily determined to be the "correct" temperature at which to serve coffee.

      Many construction workers I know were very pissed by the reduction in the temperature. Unlike the person in question, they used to wait until arriving at the site before drinking the coffee they had picked up at the drive-through, at which point it was the perfect temperature. Now they either drink it while driving, or drink it lukewarm.

    33. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Nice post! I made a (only slightly) similar post yesterday. Yours, however, was MUCH better detailed, and I thought the punitives were only one day of coffee sales.

      The media (always a target) seems to be the blame for the urban legend part of this. When the story broke, the details were limited, and the world only heard "Woman gets $3MM for spilled coffee." I kept up a bit and leared the details as the story went on, but had to really dig for them.

      I'll have to keep those details around if you don't mind, as her story seems to keep coming up.

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    34. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, twit, it would be like suing Audi because the brakes and the gas are too close together, and occasionally you could hit both and wreck your car (most often in the garage).

      Oh...wait...

      Products should do what they are expected to do. If by NOT doing what they are expected to do they can have an injurious result, the manufacturers should fix it. If they blatantly refuse, they should be penalized. Just because it's a lady in a car with hot coffee doesn't make it any different than Monty Python's candies with Lark's Vomit. It shouldn't say, with Lark's Vomit, there should be a bloody big sign that says WARNING LARK'S VOMIT.

    35. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by hankaholic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree, however, that Mickey D's was liable for this. I don't agree, however, that stupidity should be rewarded.
      Chances are, a significant portion of her "reward" were used to repay her medical bills.

      As the parent poster mentioned, and you seem to have ignored, much of the treatment involved skin grafts to her inner thighs and sexual parts. If you consider having McDonald's pay somebody to scrub the remains of scalded flesh from your genitals and inner thighs to be a "reward", then I suppose your post is quite on-topic, since you'd probably get quite a lot of pleasure from paying SCO their $699 per CPU.

      If not, you're a troll, because calling an 80-year-old woman "stupid" because she spilled some coffee while trying to remove the lid is just plain asinine. I've known and dealt with many older people, and it is quite common among people who are more advanced in years not to have the steadiest hands. Would you call anyone with a MedicAlert badge an idiot as well, since they may fall and need assistance? This was an elderly woman, and you condemn her for her physical problems.

      She didn't sue because she spilled her coffee. She sued because of the third-degree burns which resulted from McDonald's decision to keep the coffee at a dangerous temperature.
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    36. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Perky_Goth · · Score: 0

      yep... that settles it... screw macdonald's, their not getting another cent. not even for icecream.

    37. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by AnonymousNoMore · · Score: 1

      Thats a poor example. Lark's Vomit is a feature, not a bug.

    38. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Free software removes the incentive for innovation. There will lost jobs and lack of competition. SCO is in a tug-of-war between those who want software to be free and those who support proprietary software. SCO is a bellwether for this giant tug-of-war."

      Analysis

      Those who want software to be free - FSF, GNU/Linux, FreeBSD, basically the whole Open Source Movement

      Those who support proprietary software - Microsoft, Apple

      So this puts SCO as the bellwether (hah) between Microsoft and Open Source... Which one is SCO going after legally? Open Source... So SCO really isn't in the middle, SCO is in bed with Microsoft. Darl doesn't want Linux to be free anymore, he wants SCO to be able to get a percentage of the sale. Fine, I downloaded Knoppix for free, 10% of nothing is still nothing Darl.

      He says removing the code won't fix the transgression. He's out to kill the GPL, but they use the GPL to give them the ability to include Samba in their OpenServer software.'

      This guy is nothing by a Microsoft Toadie in my opinion, since the financial backing for their legal assistance has come from Licensing in which Microsoft is one of two companies that purchased licenses from SCO.

      "There's no free lunch or free Linux. The value proposition of Linux is UNIX for free. Free models such as free music, free Internet, free bandwidth, and free love haven't worked."

      Free software encourages innovation, applications get developed and ideas get created which a commercial firm would never give their employees time to even explore. Free internet, and bandwidth were commercial ventures, based on advertising revenue, and they failed because they were commercial ventures. Free music hasn't been tried by the music industry, except by the Grateful Dead and they'll tell you how successful it has made them. Maybe this is a snipe at Michael Robertson and Lindows, but Lindows sold out to SCO and is in no danger of being sued for distributing their version of Debian/KDE. Free software is making leaps and bounds, Open Office and GNU/Linux has the potential to free School Districts, Governments (Local and Federal) from the Microsoft Tyrant and save taxpayers money, money that can be given back or be used to give kids a better education, better healthcare for the elderly, better roads, etc...

      Darl though thinks GNU/Linux is akin to a communist movement, so obviously those benefits which assist the general public might be too socialist for his taste as well.

      He says there will be lost jobs, likely because countries like Brazil will not need to outsource projects to the US or other countries when they switch to to GNU/Linux, China won't have to pay licensing fees for DVD players or to Microsoft for their OS'es and software, etc... Microsoft will have to lay off developers/employees since their business will decrease worldwide as Microsoft products get dumped in favor of Open Source solutions. Nevermind that the money saved will likely be deployed in other ways, bolstering those countries social programs, and from small businesses which will be able to grow their capacity quicker since they haven't been able to pay Microsoft licensing fees.

      Darl's also afraid Walgreens will replace their 386's running Unix for their registers and store computers with something more modern, just as other retailers will as GNU/Linux based solutions become available. GNU/Linux can save a lot of people, governments, and institutions money.

      BTW. Word tries to correct FreeBSD as Freebees

    39. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by henrygb · · Score: 1
      The McDonalds coffee was not 180C. It was 180F (82C). Enough to burn, but not enough to boil. If it had been freshly brewed tea, it should have been hotter.

      Superheated water in microwave ovens is another threat.

    40. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      You shouldn't be prying the lid off in a moving vehicle with it nestled firmly between your thighs.

      Read the parent posts you're replying to, or the articles they reference. The vehicle wasn't moving.

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    41. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I have to respond to the stupidity of all the comments defending this case.

      ROFLMAO Leverage to open a cup of coffee? Hahahahahahahahaha.... I mean, I'm no body builder or anything, but leverage to open a friggin' cup of coffee? I mean, feel the outside: It's hot. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to logic through that. What kind of a stupid person puts a scalding hot cup of coffee that close to their genitals? I know I value Krull the warrior king a bit more than that!

    42. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
      Go back to school you obviously need it. And this time take chemistry! Add impurities to the water and then measure the boiling points of various mixtures. Or just check the link about boiling point elevation below!

      In the absence of bubbles, water can be heated above 100 C, it's much more common in a microwave, but a very tall tightly sealed container with high heat applied continuously. Checkout the containers used in Mc Donalds (before it was trnsfered to the cup. It is quite possible to superheat water. Put alittle bit of the water and then stick it in a microwave for about 5-10 minutes. Then with a very long set of tongs, face shield and gloves, try and remove the water. Boom!

      And coffee is made by boiling water running through the filters, it's not meant to be served that way! Try boiling water to a hard boil, were it's jumping all over the place as in perculating. And then pour it into a cup! There is such a thing as coffe that it too hot to drink.

      Boiling Point Elevation

      Superheating link

    43. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by phatlipmojo · · Score: 1

      I would imagine it's full of bugs...

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    44. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Look buddy, compassion is good and fine, but you're nevertheless pulling a straw man debate. So she got a skin transplant. So she has unsteady hands. But guess what? That's not the fscking point. So stop building straw men already.

      The point is that:

      1. She didn't just spill it because of shaking hands, she actually put a paper cup between her thighs and squeezed it to hold it while she was wrestling with the lid. How stupid is that? _That_ is why I'm calling her an idiot.

      2. Either way, she did a mistake. _Her_ mistake. _Not_ MacDonald's.

      Did a MacDonald employee come over and pour coffee on her? No. She did it to herself.

      Did a MacDonald employee advise her to hold the cup tight with her thighs? No. It was her own idiocy.

      Did MacDonald ever advertise their coffee as being at room temperature? No.

      Etc.

      So why the fsck should McDonald pay for that? What happened to the idea of personal responsibility? As in: she is responsible for her own mistakes.

      Or is it just a case of "because they have the money, so wth, let's sue some money out of them"?

      So as much as otherwise I have all the compassion for her pain, I _still_ don't see it as reason to award ludicrious sums of money to idiots. It was _her_ mistake. _She_ should be the one who pays for it, not MacDonald. Period.

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    45. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by oh2 · · Score: 1

      Oh I really like what you americans have done with your legal system!

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    46. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      First off, it's a parent's responsibility not to hand a scalding-hot gooey dessert to their child. Period. That may not be the case in our legal system, but I don't see why McDonald's should be held accountable. Sure it would be nice if they didn't serve incredibly (and I'll even grant you, sometimes dangerously) hot food, but at what point should we, the consumers, have to take responsibility for not hurting ourselves?

      Pies are too hot, because when I am too lazy to make sure my child's food isn't going to burn them, they have a chance of getting burned.

      McDonald's fries should be soggy, not crispy, because someone could jab themselves in the eye with one.

      McNuggets should be much smaller, because if someone swallowed one without chewing they could choke.

      Anyway, my point is this: McDonald's might be full of corporate weasel attorneys who will all be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, and maybe they should've offered to float her the medical bills, out of the goodness of their monolithic corporation's cold black heart, but it really was her fault for spilling it on herself.

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    47. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      All coffee machines ive seen here in norway that has a temperature display shows 96 C, give or take a few degs.

      The coffee you make yourself is pretty hot too, nothing i would put in my lap, but then i dont drink coffee.

    48. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      You should check out the OSHAA regulations for employees who have to deal with 190 liquids. Here's a clue: It's hot enough to cause third-degree burns. If you don't remember your boy scount training, third degree burns are where a layer of skin burns off.

      You want to hear what hell sounds like? Stop by the burn ward of your local hospital when the nurses are changing bandages. (They have to do that daily.)

      What would happen to me if I distributed scalding liquids to people on the street, and someone lost the flesh on their hand because of it? Now, what would happen to me if I sold scalding liquid as a food product? I would be thrown in jail, I hope.

      It's reasonable to expect that "hot food" is 110 - 130 degrees F. It's not reasonable to expect that "hot food" is 190 F, near boiling.

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    49. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the difference between a little bit of pain (120 degree coffee) and third-degree burns and skin grafts (180 degree coffee). There is no way she could or should have expected the latter.

    50. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BIG point: The vast, vast majority of liability cases do not result in a windfall

      How exactly is $640,000 not a windfall? Even if her lawyers took half, it's still $320,000. That completely covers her medical care (including the ambiguous "pain and suffering" for which she will receive no hospital bill), and leaves her with more than $120,000 or approximately twice the median income of a family of 4. Never mind the fact that the only reason her award is that "small" is because the judge reigned in the jury's compassion and intent to award her $2.7 million (42 years, or a full lifetime's wages).

      Just because there are folk making salaries of $10M/yr does not make $1M, or even $100,000 an insignificant sum.

    51. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by midav · · Score: 1
      You are forgetting that McD is a Fast Food Franchise.

      One of the main reasons (aside of getting Kid's Meal with crappy toy in it) people stop by there is to grab something fast and move on.

      And this is unacceptably negligent for them not to take into account specifics of their customer base. Plus, as I remember, she was initially asking only for paying for her medical bills, something around $25000. And they behaved very arrogantly, saying that they not only do not feel guilty for her but they are not going to change their practices.

      The judge decided correctly that given specific nature of McD business, serving food that is too hot without giving proper notice is not appropriate and they have to pay the medical expenses, and given that McD refused to address this issue it exposed itself to additional punitive damages (3 days revenue, IIRC.)

    52. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonald's knew their coffee was too hot

      So did she.

    53. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First off, it's a parent's responsibility not to hand a scalding-hot gooey dessert to their child.
      Only if they can be expected to know that it is scalding hot. And why should they know this? The pie is sold for immediate consumption. The crust has a very low thermal conductivity compared to the filling, so it doesn't feel nearly as hot as it is.

      A parent's responsibility, or anyone's responsibility, comes down to reasonable expectations. I don't think that it is reasonable to expect that a pie, or a cup of coffee, will cause third-degree burns.

      it really was her fault for spilling it on herself.
      Correct. It was her fault for spilling it on herself. But it is McDonald's fault that it caused third degree burns instead of first degree burns.
    54. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, she didn't sue until after McDonalds refused to pay her medical bills.

    55. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point you're missing is that perhaps if she KNEW how much hotter McDonald's coffee was, compared to the average cup, maybe she WOULD have exercised more care. So the question is this: Should any reasonable person have been expected to know that the coffee was 30-50 degrees hotter than the average cup?

    56. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      So good parents:

      Check all food prior to consumption to make sure its not too hot.

      Check the hamburger prior to consumption to make sure its properly cooked (you did bring a meat thermometer with you, right?)

      Make sure the chicken nuggets are chicken, and a mouse didn't accidently end up in the friar.

      What else am I supposed to do before allowing my children to eat a meal that was supposedly prepared for their consumption?

      After all, I don't want to be accused of being a bad parent. After all, we have to be consistent to the point of the ridiculous, don't we?

    57. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you dumb shit, health department regs require hot food to be kept above 140 degrees for sanitation reasons, so serving 130 degree coffe is actually a violation of the law! Maybe you closet communists should learn something about a topic before you have thoughts about it.

    58. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Yes, you use boiling water, but then at a very slow rate, this boiling water is dripped through a filter containg coffee and then drips into the pot. By the time it gets to the pot, the temp is much below boiling.

      Most coffee makers then rely on a hot plate to keep the coffee hot. This is where most are set to the 120-130 degree range (what most hot water heaters are set at), but McDonalds had theirs set in the 180 degree range (which most hot water heaters won't even do anymore due to liability issues).

    59. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      George W. Bush says that anyone who measures temperature using Celcius is irrelevant and will be bombed.

      "The bombs are coming in five minutes."
      -Ronald Wilson Reagan

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    60. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One version of the facts of this case includes the information that McDonalds in fact heated their coffee to 190 degrees or more
      I always knew that US legal system is inferior. Here, in central Europe, even the laws of physics strictly forbide to do that - no lobbying, no exceptions.

    61. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Uh.. Okay.. Here's the rationale:
      McDonald's sees that most of their morning customers are buying their coffee en route to work. By making the coffee (and pies) so hot, that by the time the customers get to work, the coffee is merely hot, but not cold, where the customer can now drink it SAFELY. Now look at the results. Drivers juggling coffee, cell-phones, McMuffins all at the same time in their 6000 lb SUV's. Maybe I can sue them for creating a driving hazard.

      But on the other topic, the biggest problem the woman had was that she didn't REACT to the spilled coffee. Sure, the initial spill scalded her. However, she was wearing fleece "tights" which held the hot coffee against her skin, basically cooking her, until she got to work. Instead of jumping out the car and trying to "fan" the hot coffee cool (or by taking off her clothing), she exacerbated the situation by "suffering" through it.

      And frankly, I'd *like* a super heated apple pie because of the same reasons: I would rather wait until I got home and eat a warm pie than a cold one without going through the trouble of microwaving it.

      Another poster had it correct. Millions of customers had zero problems with super-heated coffee. If an old lady was too stupid to understand that boiling water is hot, especially at her age, then she fucking deserved to get burned.

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    62. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute. 700 people. 700 people out of how many MILLIONS of customers? All that proves is that 700 people were too fucking stupid to know that hot coffee burns. Hell, I don't even DRINK coffee and I know not to pour hot coffee into my lap. Just because "the majority" does something one way, why does it mean that others have to do it that way? I'd say 90% of the population in my town are Christians, does that mean I have to be one too?

      "Well, your honor, we killed him because he wasn't a Christian. If he did like everyone else and converted, well, we wouldn't have had to lynch him..."

      I don't think so.

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    63. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet that they were, in fact, specifically taking into account the specifics of their customer base. You don't think they say around at board meetings saying "You know, we'd sure be a lot happier if we could serve coffee that would scald or burn lots of our customers." I'd be very surprised if they hadn't done all kinds of market research into how hot the average customer liked their food/beverages, how soon after leaving the window they started eating, etc., and were aiming for the middle of the bell curve.

      It's hard to stand up and defend a corporation when they do something so slimy as to apparently ignore the suffering of a poor little old lady, but IMO individual responsibility is not something that people seem to want anything to do with these days, when it really should be. If she had taken half a second to think "Coffee is usually served hot. This is coffee. I'm opening it in my lap in the car. This might not be a good idea." maybe we wouldn't have to have this particular discussion.

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    64. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      The first time I say a reference to the McDonalds' coffee lawsuit, I knew they were incorrect and, like you, set out the correct facts.

      The second, third and fourth times I did the same, assuming they just had not gotten the word or the point of my previous postings.

      The next half dozen times I replied with the correct facts about the case, I assumed the people posting the incorrect facts were mentally deficient in some way and just NEEDED to have the facts repeated over and over in order to understand them. I was willing to oblige.

      Anymore, I just figure the people posting that nonsense either are trolling for responses or are of that variety of people who have their mind already made up and can not be swayed by facts - so I no longer reply to their posts.

      These people are seemingly proud of their ignorance and have no intention of "research[ing] your facts before you speak.", or are deliberately trying to post nonsense that will get people to reply - trolling - which is as useless an activity as any I can think of with the possible exception of responding to those postings.

      Your efforts to educate are applauded, but are probably wasted. My suggestion would be to move on to more rewarding endeavors.

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    65. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um

      "180 degrees or higher "

      thats pretty close to theboiling point of oil and WAY over 100 - the boiling point of water. wouldnt it just evaporate?

    66. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by hankaholic · · Score: 1
      Did a MacDonald employee come over and pour coffee on her? No. She did it to herself.
      ...which as the parent poster had pointed out, the courts recognized.

      Did a MacDonald employee advise her to hold the cup tight with her thighs? No. It was her own idiocy.
      I see. So it's idiotic to expect that a major company would not distribute products intended for immediate consumption which would not cause extensive damage upon contact with one's skin?

      Did MacDonald ever advertise their coffee as being at room temperature? No.
      I like the whole, ask a rediculous question, then give an obvious answer thing. Coffee is never served at room temperature (which is generally defined as 68F or thereabouts). I doubt that you can find anyone who would expect coffee to be safe at room temperature.

      Now, are you implying that fast-food customers are idiots for expecting that their food and beverages would be safe for consumption? That they should "simply know" that they are expected to wait several minutes before trying to drink their coffee?

      Let's see... You can walk into Starbuck's and get coffee which is safe to drink, immediately. If you get coffee at a 7-11, it is safe to drink, immediately. McDonald's coffee at the time of this lawsuit would literally cause burns to the mouth when one tried to drink it immediately. I worked at McDonald's in high school, and before I learned exactly how hot the coffee that we served was, I did burn my lips on the coffee simply because I expected it to be safe to drink.

      I suppose I'm an idiot, then, too.

      Would you condemn the elderly woman as vehemently had she entered the restaurant, sat at a table, and spilled the coffee on her while adding sugar to it at the table?

      The same situation would have occurred. As mentioned, the court considered her 20% at fault for having held the drink between her legs. However, had she spilled the coffee on herself inside the store, she could have burned herself just the same. This is why the judgement was granted -- because McDonald's knowingly put its customers at risk of severe burns. Their product was unsafe, as it could easily cause harm to the consumer.

      But hey, it's easier to troll and call an old woman an idiot for having burned herself on an unsafe product than to consider that maybe companies shouldn't just hand out containers which are completely filled with water just short of boiling.
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      Somebody get that guy an ambulance!
    67. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by midav · · Score: 1
      I see and understand your point about personal responsibility very well, like I have found it highly idiotic, that I can not swim at the sea after 6pm because the guards have left.

      On the other hand you may be mistaken in your deduction that they stopped somewhere in the middle of the bell-curve.

      Keeping cofee at near boiling point creates a body of vapor over the cofee surface, preventing it from oxydizing, thus you can prepare cofee in bigger batches, because you can keep it longer, and, hence, brew it cheaper, even though customers may find it too hot.

      Having cofee in a styrofoam cup, you have no way to find out how hot it is until you try it. Try to seep something hot and if it is so hot it causes 2nd degree burns, try not to drop it off your hands.

      And there are reasonable expectations that it can happen because dropping something hot off your hands is a reflex, not a conscious action. And this is the reason why they must put seemingly stupid 'too hot' warning on the cup. They are the only ones who know how really hot it is.

      Second, I have fairly good explanation why they heat up an apple pie to insane temperatures. May be, indeed, their marketing research shown that customers prefer having mild burns over having mild diarhea:).

      My point that their choice of what they did was more affected by the desire of reducing catering costs than by having customers satisfied. As well as you, I do not have any sympathy to frivolous suers, but in this case McD clearly stood up in 'FU dude' position, so I do not have any sympathy to them either.

    68. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Long rant justifying large award against McD after some idiot spilt coffee on herself)

      I just have one word for your long post.

      Bullshit.

    69. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      You do make some good points and yes, for the record, if I were to actually eat a McDonald's apple pie I would prefer a slightly burnt tongue to having to clear my plans for the afternoon. :) As I said, my main "beef" (ha!) is with lack of personal responsibility, and I do hate having to argue from the side of the huge company. I'm not saying that they're right, just that I think our society is much too litigious in general.

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    70. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words:
      Fah ren heit.

    71. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under 40 - over 140 is for storage, not for sale. Why anyone would make a product they'd have to store above 140 I don't know

    72. Re:I'm not sure this is so funny by bronsinbound · · Score: 1

      Well, for those of you who have not contributed to FSF, may I suggest you send your checks today guys and gals. YOU are under attack, and it's all nice and legal, though maybe not that ethical. If WE lose, the right to act in our own behalf for our own reasons will have been removed because the courts consider it "unprofitable." The mind simply boggles trying to compute all the perverse permutations and long term damage to individuals caused by this line of thinking.
      Many like RMS have put their entire lives into things we all enjoy and use daily, and it is just as immoral for us to complain and do nothing as it is for the likes of Darl to get the unearned by legal fiat.
      IMHO, either that boy is on crack or he is on the longest LSD trip in history. Whether he is or not, though, he simply cannot be allowed to win THIS case. If SCO wins this case, the DMCA will look like kindergarten by comparison, and you will all be able to convert to Longhorn at premium prices.
      Unlike many who write here, I don't fault Bill Gates, nor do I see a conspiracy on his part to FUD Linux. For one thing, Linux firms are, IMHO, mismanaging the businesses so badly that they don't need any help going broke. Add to that users who all want something for nothing, and you begin to understand how little MS is worried about a Linux desktop hurting Windows.
      Whether we like it or not, money basically drives development of applications because you and I must get paid to keep on living and paying those bills. Those who work on Linux for "free" do so for our own reasons, and we are free to do that...unless McBride and Co. win this case.

  84. Wouldn't it be funny if Mcbride was a Slashdotter? by Mukaikubo · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously... what if the guy routinely posted in SCO discussions trying to keep up all whipped up in anger about him, personally? Some disturbing ego trip...

  85. Armageddon by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful


    From dictionary.com:

    Armageddon ( P ) Pronunciation Key (arm-gdn)
    n.

    1. Bible. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the world.
    2. A decisive or catastrophic conflic

    Before you mod this "off topic" or rant about another SCO article, think about what the this really means for IT in general, and open source in particular. This is THE final, decisive battle between the forces of good and evil.

    MS may have a hundred billion dollars in the bank, but they have passed their zenith, and are now slowly, but surely sliding backwards. Country by country, city by city, company by company they are finally starting to lose. Like a fist full of sand, the harder they sqeeze, the more it slips through their fingers.

    I don't think the problem is guys like Darl doesn't get it. He does get it, and it probably keeps him awake at night.

    --
    My rights don't need management.
    1. Re:Armageddon by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is THE final, decisive battle between the forces of good and evil.

      Wow. And I thought I read too much Slashdot.

    2. Re:Armageddon by TrombaMarina · · Score: 1

      Nah. There will be others. It's just the biggest battle between good and evil on this issue. However this gets decided, it doesn't end here. Unless, of course, a bigger issue like global thermonuclear war gets in the way and ends all other issues.

    3. Re:Armageddon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Put down the light saber and back away, son.

    4. Re:Armageddon by denks · · Score: 1

      Setting - the Redmond Battle Station

      Darl turns to face Linus
      Darl: Linus, I am your father
      Linus: Nooooo.......

      Emperor BillG who has been watching, turns to Linus
      BillG: Linus, sell us your code and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

      Meanwhile, outside the battle rages between the SCO lawyers and RMSolo's FSF ewoks
      To be continued...

      --

      I am Monkey, the Great Sage, equal of heaven!
    5. Re:Armageddon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would rms shoot first?
      maybe he'd make a better chewey, have ESR be Han.

      ESR: Hokey religions, and ancient weapons are no match for a good Linux distro at your side!
      RMS: Rawraaarawr!
      ESR: Err, *GNU* Linux distro.

      ugh..

  86. More Darl on Crack by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO owns all UNIX System V source code
    SCO owns agreements to all UNIX vendors
    SCO owns all UNIX System V copyrights
    SCO owns all claims for violation of UNIX licenses.
    SCO controls UNIX System V derivative works.


    I suspect that Novell might just have a few things to say about that!

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    The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  87. my fave quotes by twitter · · Score: 5, Funny
    CRN: When you talk to your VARs, partners, integrators... what are they saying?

    McBride: It's a range. Those who are directly selling SCO Unix products, are cheering us on ...

    Stop the presses, someone sold SCO Unix last year?!

    McBride: .... Those who have drifted over to the Linux camp are confused.

    Indeed, I can't figure out what those idiots at SCO are up to.

    McBride: My first reaction was we needed to create a counterbalance [to the vocal open sourcers]. We're on the side of the silent majority...

    Eh? Let's see, for ages we've all had to listen to and counter his company's Microsoft funded bullshit, press releases and amazing old media broadsides. He's been saying all sorts of stuff designed to stirr doubt deep in the hearts of PHB and it's been reported by every WinTel rag on earth, but he reagards himself as "silent". Somehow people who have to reassure their bosses not to give in to SCO's extortion of end users is somehow "vocal"? The free software's statements are all reactions to this turkey. If some people get angry, it's because of the volume of ignorant and wrong nonsense this man has been able to generate - you need to buy a $700 license for every Linux box you own because IBM put "secret" SCO code into the kernel that SCO published openly under the GPL but refuses to specify. It's madening and hardly "right".

    More McBitch: This is about our IP! ... IBM is the master of creating an illusion that they're being attacked by this big brutal bully SCO when they're the ones attacking us. They're the ones doing all the behind-the-scenes work.

    Oh sure, Dayrl, and I'm Steve Barkto. IBM must be running the Free Software Society. Tell me all about it. The whole world of knowledgable computing says you are full of it. What do you produce? Some poor woman who's BA was in French who had to sign a massively restrictive NDA to look at publically published and GPL'd code next to snippets of your ancient Unix? Give me a break. Put up or shut up and quit threatening the world and maybe, just maybe people will think your extortion and stock fraud days are behind you.

    We early on looked at GPL-related issues and felt it was an Achilles heel for IBM but we didn't open them up initially. We didn't want to confuse a clear-cut contract issue [with IBM] with the untested GPL and other issues. But when IBM dragged GPL onto the table, our lawyers started sharpening their steak knives. 'Ok, if that's what you want to talk about , we'll talk about it.'

    Oh yeah, you were forced to call the GPL a cancer, but you hated it all along. Bzzzt! Your case of trade secret violation got blown out of the water because your company published said traid secrets openly and under the GPL. You can't fall back to copyright violations, because you can't really find any infringing code. So, you are left with this crack house attack on the GPL.

    If you take IBM out of the equation, Linux would not be growing up, it would not be SMP-enabled, it would not be multi processing, scaling up to hundreds of servers. It is IBM that is enabling that.

    There he goes again, taking credit for stuff that his crappy Unix can't do.

    VARBusiness: Are customers changing their Linux purchasing pattern since SCO sent out warning letters?

    McBride: A research report came out saying 80 percent of users had not slowed down. Our take on that is 20 percent have. So one out of five.

    Thanks Dayrl, that will come in handy when you get sued for the damages all your BS has done. I'd love to see Red Hat pin the end of their retail distro on you and strip off some of those $20,000,000 Microsoft has funded you with.

    If you look at the GPL, it couldn't be more clear, they either have to pull [the offending code] or shut down the distribution. The things we're laying claim to are things you can't pull out very easily....it's very difficult to yank this stuff out.

    Right. Everyone is begging for the proof and the code they can shut this idiot up by rewriting that supposed code. It's not there.

    OK, I hate everything this idiot says -5 flamebait article.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:my fave quotes by quinkin · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out."

      Oh yeah... SCO once again pushes the envelope...

      I guess I had better pull the plug on that 64bit linux server I built, it is in "future breach" of the SCO's groundbreaking 64 bit support... Thank goodness it is not multi-CPU.

      Q.

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      Insert Signature Here
    2. Re:my fave quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're on the side of the silent majority...

      Translation: even now my necromancers are making their final preparations. Soon, my evil army of undead will sweep across America, sowing violent destruction and slaughtering open-source advocates! FEAR ME!!!

    3. Re:my fave quotes by HermDog · · Score: 1
      I guess I had better pull the plug on that 64bit linux server I built, it is in "future breach" of the SCO's groundbreaking 64 bit support... Thank goodness it is not multi-CPU.


      You ingrate! Don't you know that 64-bit linux server you have to day is possible only through the future hard work of the entire staff of dedicated SCO engineers?

      Moe and Larry are going to be working overtime for you.
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      JADBP
    4. Re:my fave quotes by Exatron · · Score: 1

      I still don't get how Daryl can claim that he can't say what code may be infringing SCO's copyrights because it will be removed while also claiming that the allegedly infringing code is so substantial that it can't be removed without crippling Linux. Shouldn't he have to pick one?

      --
      "I think so, Brain, but 'instant karma' always gets so lumpy." - Pinky
      "Decepticons FOREVER!!!" - Ravage
  88. It's only a matter of time by jjoyce · · Score: 1

    until they liken us to the Nazis!

    1. Re:It's only a matter of time by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Godwin's Law?
      As a Usenet discussion (err, Slashdot discussion) grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

    2. Re:It's only a matter of time by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly!

  89. Even if.... by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, this is the best FUD SCO has pulled so far. I mean, this guy is articulate and now hes playing the victim angle. He is also cynic enough to explain to us what this is all about.

    The worst part, is that he is such a good communicator one can even end believing in him. And im a blindfolded linux junkie (i live of linux and GPL software, thank you very much).

    Now, the interesting part of this, is that lets say yeah, linux infringes by court of law and etc. etc. etc.

    It will take the community a year to either fork to a clean base or move to a bsd based kernel. Hey this may even force a scenario where BSD copyright holders my want to release BSD GPL just to not see a GNU pure system die. Anyhow, lets say it takes a year or two to get back on track, by then (2007 since trial is late 2004-2005), i dont think it will matter so much really. Brasil (LA major economie), China (Asia major econimie, probably by 2007 will be second to none), europe...etc. Will be swarming with FLOSS, both at the state and at the private enterprises. Darl has gotta stop them NOW (and he aint succeding), not in 2005.

    If he doesnt, darl is gonna have to do much more than this to stop that size of projects (bush would have to invade a couple of pretty large, socialist oriented nuclear, or developing nuclear enabled powers to enforce this).

    By 2007, all your OS is belong to us, and maybe you can fuck up redhat and charge them for each sale, but u aint gonna kill debian (a good chunk of it is developed in europe). So there, i aint going nowhere. Gimme my GPL and ip infinging Linux and thank you very much.

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  90. Realize this: by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are totally correct, of course, but unfortunately that view is WIDELY believed by a great many people who are not already up to date.

    I have sat down in person with people, to explain why this is not true, including going over the GPL in detail with them, line by line.. and they still don't buy it.. the FUD machine has them believing you CANNOT write proprietary software for linux.

    1. Re:Realize this: by Soko · · Score: 1

      You are totally correct, of course, but unfortunately that view is WIDELY believed by a great many people who are not already up to date.

      Public opinion or misconception does not apply in a court of law - only the law does.

      I have sat down in person with people, to explain why this is not true, including going over the GPL in detail with them, line by line.. and they still don't buy it.. the FUD machine has them believing you CANNOT write proprietary software for linux.

      A judge setting precedent on an issue such as this will listen to the Law, not FUD, since his rulings would likely be thrown out and him being censured upon appeal for not knowing what he was ruling on.

      SCO is not only fighting IBMs legal department, they're against the Free Software Foundation's legal team as well. How so? If you think for a second that Richard Stallman drafted the GPL without some top notch legal advice on how create it in such that it was as unassailable as possible, well, you need to pass that crack pipe on over to Darl McBride and Chris Sontang.

      Soko

      --
      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:Realize this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that there are certain GPL advocates which argue that Merrill Lynch would be required to give the code to their internal users.

      There also an enormous amount of voodoo surrounding "linking" and "derivative works" and "mere aggregation" -- none of which are really clearly defined legally in the software world.

      You can write this off as FUD, but well meaning lawyers have come to different conclusions about the GPL than RMS has. Until there are some legal tests, conservative types will tend to route around the problem rather than taking a risk on someone's hyperbola.

    3. Re:Realize this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is strictly not true. The GPL explicitly states that mere aggregation does not make programs fall under it and Linux includes statements that explicitly state that programs running under the kernel do not fall under the GPL and that even dynamically linked modules do not.

      There is absolutely no serious doubt about this issue, except in the minds of ill-informed individuals.

      Besides, most Linux software is not Linux-specific; you can compile it on most Unix-like systems, including proprietary ones. The fact that somebody compiles and distributes it for Linux could not possibly compell the author to give up any rights to the software.

  91. Of course SCO wants Linux to stay alive by stox · · Score: 2, Funny

    What other host could it possibly feed on? They have decided to devolve into the most efficient of life forms, the parasite.

    --
    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
  92. abSCOnding with Linux by Skapare · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You don't have to be a programmer at all to see copying had occurred.

    Nope. You have to have both sets of source code. Now suppose you find identical code. How do you tell which direction the copying was done?

    My analogy is [that's] like a bank robber with posse in pursuit swinging back by the bank and throwing the money back in.

    The law does go lenient on criminals that turn themselves in. And in most cases it is very lenient when it is an obvious case of a mistake (not that a bank robbery would be, which is where Darl's analogy breaks down). In cases of intellectual property, where it can be shown the infringement was unintentional, courts very often are lenient, letting the "perpetrator" off easy, usually with just actual economic damages and legal costs (these things can vary depending on how well the defendant cooperates).

    So let's suppose IBM did contribute SCO intellectual property to Linux, as alleged. The case is against IBM directly, so IBM could be liable for at least the economic losses and legal costs, and maybe more if it can be show there were things like intent.

    But what about the rest of the Linux Community? In a normal case, specific infringments would be identified. Linus will most certainly tear that part of the code out and new original development will take place lightning fast, and a new version of the 2.4 kernel (maybe even the 2.2 kernel) will be out in a few weeks. The 2.6 kernel will end up being squeaky clean.

    All SCO will get is past infringement losses, possibly limited to not more than would have been earned for that piece of crap they dare call Unix. What they would never get ... will never get ... is revenue for anything in the future. They would make some money, but they would not have solid future revenues which is what actually drives up equity values. It's future earnings (on everyone else's real work) that they are trying to lock in for themselves (which they can't do if Linus tears out any questionable code, which he is sure to do once it becomes known as such).

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  93. 200 million dollars???Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hell at that price why doesn't IBM, HP, or someone else buy SCO and give away there proprietary code just to get rid of this headache what is bad for linux is bad for IBM, HP, and Dell who have business plans based on linux. Hell at $200,000,000 1 million linux users and open source people could fork over $200 and make SCO disappear, it is that simple. If we had known about this months ago I know individual people with enough captial to have bought SCO.

    1. Re:200 million dollars???Huh by gmack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " hell at that price why doesn't IBM, HP, or someone else buy SCO and give away there proprietary code just to get rid of this headache what is bad for linux is bad for IBM, HP, and Dell who have business plans based on linux. Hell at $200,000,000 1 million linux users and open source people could fork over $200 and make SCO disappear, it is that simple. If we had known about this months ago I know individual people with enough captial to have bought SCO."

      See .. that's what Darl was banking on.. judging by their complete lack of legal preparedness this was never supposed to get this far..

      Some battles should be faught on principal.. even if it hurts a bit on the short term.

      This is one of them.

    2. Re:200 million dollars???Huh by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Actually from what I heard, IBM was trying to do that, but just wanted to go through the court cases first to set some precedences. Either way, SCO is going down.

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
  94. For what it's worth... by Incompetent+Troll · · Score: 0

    You watch, SCO is getting ready to sue itself. Soon we'll see McBride putting his pinky to his mouth and say "100 billion press releases!" Thanks, Darl - it's good to kick off the week with a good laugh... Does Darl know you've found his stash?

  95. I broke a ./ rule, I read the article before post by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    I quote McBride: My first reaction was we needed to create a counterbalance [to the vocal open sourcers]. We're on the side of the silent majority...but at the end of the day it's around who's right. We're rock solid on our claims... and we're not sitting here day in day out trying to counter the stones being thrown at us. We have a business to run. Our employees are reenergized around the movement back to Unix, reenergized around the role SCO is playing... . Our roots in the Unix business are strong and won't be blown over by a little bit of Linux wind.

    This guy is full of more BS than Slashdot. In fact, I would classify him as dellusional. Rock Solid claims? Show us ONE! Just one of your thousands of ROCK SOLID CLAIMS.

    As for the Linux wind, the only wind blowing is coming from McBrides mouth.

    McBride: They said within 90 days [this morning] but I would qualify that and say I'll be surprised if we get beyond 60 days.

    This is in response to suing end users. I can't even get one of SCO's re-energized employees to answer the phone and explain licensing. If SCO follows through on a single threat I'll be amazed. Hey McBride, isn't IBM still violating your big bad "cease and desist" and shipping AIX? Didn't you pull IBM's license? Isn't IBM clearly in violation of your agreement? Are you a total loser? Yes, you are a total loser!

    I can't wait until this is over... however, I fear it will never be over until Gates controls the world.

  96. Not quite, McBride.... by paroneayea · · Score: 1

    ...and says "all the big guys" are out to get SCO.

    Naw, don't be so pessimistic, Mr. McBride! I'm sure that Microsoft loves you.

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  97. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    After reading the comments I see no one has taken a pro-SCO viewpoint. I guess I'll have to give it a go:

    First, consider the allegation. Copyrighted code is part of the Linux kernel. What if it's true? Shouldn't the copyright holder get its day in court?

    And consider the lawyer...David Boies. In case you've forgotten what what he's done, check out this Time article. He's no dummy and he's certainly not motivated by money. Hell, he should be a superhero around here - he fought for Gore in the last election (in that little Florida thing), he worked on behalf of Napster (the original one), and he led the charge for the government against Microsoft. Certainly he knows the facts in this case. He doesn't need the money (he's about the hottest lawyer around), he doesn't need fame (he's got that too)...why take on IBM et al just to lose? That would be a sour way to end a distinguished career. Clearly he thinks he can win.

    Look at SCO's stock performance over the last year. Do you think the diligent researchers on Wall Street are confused by McBride's proclamations? No, they do research. The upturn in the stock price (from $1 to $14) is a loud vote of confidence for SCO's actions.

    Sure, this is an emotional issue here at Slashdot, but control yourselves and consider the facts. I think that when the dust settles you'll see that SCO had some valid points and perhaps the good souls that gave you Linux didn't always behave as ethically as they should.

    Ok, my work is done for the day...time for bed. I'll sweep up my crushed karma in the morning.

    1. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by Torgski · · Score: 1

      Umm... you do realize that he lost all of those high-profile cases right?

    2. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by cduffy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, consider the allegation. Copyrighted code is part of the Linux kernel. What if it's true? Shouldn't the copyright holder get its day in court?

      Sure, the copyright holder should get their day in court. The copyright holder should also try to mitigate damages -- indeed, their ability to get the court's assistance will be severely limited if they don't. As of yet, they refuse to let us know exactly what we can do to reduce their damages (by refusing to identify the infringing code for removal). This is not consistant with behaviour with this allegation being true.

      And consider the lawyer...David Boies. In case you've forgotten what what he's done...

      No, I haven't forgotten about Boies losing every high-profile case he's been involved in -- and for good reason. Have you read SCO's legal briefs? They're downright amateurish next to IBM's filings.

      Do you think the diligent researchers on Wall Street are confused by McBride's proclamations? No, they do research.

      I'll believe that their research is effective when my own starts backing it up.

    3. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by richardalan · · Score: 1

      Would those "diligent researchers on Wall Street" be the same ones responsible for the Internet bubble?

    4. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Didn't some Wall Street "researchers" throw darts at a newspaper to pick stocks once and do well? Methinks they've learned too much from that... "Cool, a dart hit SCOX, and another hit the number 14. Now, going by this table of randomness... let's increase their chare price by a factor of 14!

      --
      "73% of quotes on the Internet are made up" -Ben Franklin
    5. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse my candor, but you, sir, are a fucking moron.

      This is a pump and dump scheme.

      I'd short more now if my broker had more shares to borrow (they don't).

      I'm holding my short @$10.

      Please buy some shares so I can short more.

    6. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


      Thanks for playing along with the joke. After reviewing the responses I have decided that you get the award for best straight man. Your mod points are well deserved.

    7. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


      Thanks for playing along with the joke. After reviewing the responses I have decided that you get the award for most completely missing the joke. It was wise of you to post AC as whatever reputation you have is now safe. Of course, not backing up your statements with your identity speaks to your reputation as well...

    8. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone REALLY think stock price has anything to do with logic? It's simply a perceived value.

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      There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

    9. Re:It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...me by cduffy · · Score: 1
      After reviewing the responses I have decided that you get the award for best straight man.

      Why, thanks!


      Your mod points are well deserved.

      *shrug*. There are mod points I earn by coming up with some insightful technical post, and there are mod points I get from coming up with decent-sounding arguments that support the current groupthink. If I hadn't been capped (since the cap was implemented), I'd be calling myself a whore right now. Not that I don't believe in the position I just took -- but it's hard to make an informed argument in its favor and not get modded up.

      What I find funny (or perhaps sad) are the people who respond to a post by someone who was *clearly* taking a devil's-advocate position with "you're an idiot" style responses. *sigh*...

  98. Mod Parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod that bitch...this is a good overview of the situation...

  99. GPL doesn't give a warranty!?! by obsid1an · · Score: 4, Informative
    Clauses 11 and 12 of the GPL say there is no warranty. The quid pro quo of the GPL is that you get it for free, but the end user takes on the liability.

    Last I checked that's what the MS end user license agreement says:

    DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. The Limited Warranty referenced below is the only express warranty made to you and is provided in lieu of any other express warranties (if any) created by any documentation or packaging. Except for the Limited Warranty and to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Microsoft and its suppliers provide the Product and support services (if any) AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and hereby disclaim all other warranties and conditions, either express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any (if any) implied warranties, duties or conditions of merchantability, of fitness for a particular purpose, of accuracy or completeness of responses, of results, of workmanlike effort, of lack of viruses, and of lack of negligence, all with regard to the Product, and the provision of or failure to provide support services. ALSO, THERE IS NO WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF TITLE, QUIET ENJOYMENT, QUIET POSSESSION, CORRESPONDENCE TO DESCRIPTION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT WITH REGARD TO THE PRODUCT.

    1. Re:GPL doesn't give a warranty!?! by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have a copy of a SCO EULA? I'd love to see what it says about warranties. Every software license I've ever seen disclaims any warranty above and beyond the minimum that local law requires, and many even try to take that away.

  100. You'll have to stand in line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love doing a beat-down on guys like this... I know the type, he probably plays basketball and is all "tough guy" about it, and sits around with his buddies afterwards smoking cigars.

    Probably is about 50 pounds overweight, but deep down thinks it makes him stronger and tougher.

    Meanwhile, he makes sure he plays with guys (and companies) smaller than him, and occaisionally he'll take a poke at a bigger guy.

    The only thing an idiot like this understands is a good beat down, and he'll cry like a little bitch afterwards about how it wasn't fair.

    He is a prime reason why late term abortions aren't necessarily a bad thing.

  101. What if it's not sold? by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've never purchased a mainstream commercial distribution. Other than dabbling with demonstrative releases of RedHat and SuSE for about a total of six months, I've used Slackware or Debian since I started using Linux back in 1996. I think that once I ordered a Cheapbytes CD of Slackware for 8.0 or something like that, but it was less than the cost of a large coke at a fast food restaurant.

    So, Darl, faced with a product that is very often free to hobbyists or companies willing to support themselves internally is going to gain revenue from this how? If I never touch anything to do with Caldera Systems, the only way that they're going to even know that I have my copies of Linux would be to stage a BSA-style raid on my home or business, count the machines, audit the software, and the like.

    This does scare me. Not in the sense that I think that Darl and his other brother Darl will win, but that if they were to somehow squeak by with a court victory, establish precedent, and continue winning court victories that somehow gave them rights to that which they shouldn't otherwise, what's to stop them from being even more asinine?

    I have no love for the company whose operating system has the most market share, but at various times, when working for computer companies that sold product, if something were amiss, an actually friendly representative would come in and identify himself as a rep, tell us how the product distribution for the product (usually the OS) worked (like, minimum pricing put into the wholesale distribution), cite our ad if the price were lower than the initial wholesale price, and if something were amiss, he'd inspect the product. A couple of times we had forged copies, which was noticeable on the booklets on further inspection, and he traded us all of the faulty software for good copies, all that he wanted to know was where we got them. No fuss, no muss, no lawyers talking, even for software that would be fairly easy to prove as illegitimate if it came down to it.

    Compare this to Caldera in their approach. They're huffing and puffing about $600+ licencing fees for the OS. Everone who bends and pays encourages them to seek out everyone else that has "product", regardless of origin. They'll be querying webservers, looking at NAT and Masquerade data that they find, and making a big pain out of themselves. They'll call the FBI to attempt to root out the "piracy" of what they "own" in BSA-style raids. They'll make a mockery of the criminal justice system the same as they have the civil system.

    Yes, I'm being extremely paranoid, but a little paranoia now is better than a terrible situation later, especially if ways to combat this can be found.

    --
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    1. Re:What if it's not sold? by gmack · · Score: 4, Informative

      You may want to start reading Groklaw if your really worried about this.. I'm getting less worried the more I read.. IBM is being VERY carefull and methodical about all of this while SCO is too busy undermining their own case by making a lot of public noise.

      IBM has always been very dangeorous to mess with and while SCO may gain some stock value in the short term anyone who bets on them surviving in the long term is going to lose.

    2. Re:What if it's not sold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSA raids.... Reminds me of a fake news report I saw a while ago about it. "One Child Dead, 3 Wounded in Daycare Piracy Raid" Both funny, and very, very sad because it's not far from fact.

    3. Re:What if it's not sold? by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Let's just say the instance he even attempt to try to charge for a "piece" of alleged software code, the following might happen.

      1. The alleged software code will get removed and rewritten.
      2. Everyone who worked with Linux will charged against SCO for IP infringement.

      Of course, I agree with your concern and are crossing my finger. Gotta do it for two years thou (fastest court date for SCO v. IBM)

      --
      In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
    4. Re:What if it's not sold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Groklaw spends a lot of time analyzing every SCO press release down to the tiniest detail, as if they really mattered. It's also populated by a group that makes Slashdot posters look like disinterested observers.

      Really, the basic interpretation of IBM's UNIX contract is unclear, which means that SCO still has a real shot at this.

      So you tell the guy to consume some "feel good" propaganda and then pat him on the butt and reminding him that IBM is big and has lots of muscles. Have some soma, it will be alright.

      Any Linux user that isn't a little paranoid about this thing is delusional or in denial. And that's exactly why there's so many virulent posts on the topic. You should be (at least a little) worried, and adults admit to that.

    5. Re:What if it's not sold? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      I tried buying Caldera's Linux distro many years ago.

      My credit card was not authorised when they tried to process the payment and they did not let me know: the CDs just never arrived.

      When I complained I got a VERY rude email back telling me that it was my fault for giving them a dud credit card (actually it was their fault, or their bank's fault as the card was fine), and verging on accusing me of being a crook.

      Maybe that sort of customer service has something to do with where they are now.

    6. Re:What if it's not sold? by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The information available about the IBM contract is pretty clear, unless you accept SCO's redefinition of the word 'derived'. I really don't think they'll get away with this.

      The reason regular people don't need to be worried, however, is that even if IBM were to somehow lose, that doesn't effect Linux. It's a contract dispute between IBM and SCO. If there were really copyright issues involved SCO would have produced the evidence by now.

      --
      It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. - Abraham Maslow
    7. Re:What if it's not sold? by akc · · Score: 1

      Groklaw spends a lot of time analyzing every SCO press release down to the tiniest detail, as if they really mattered. It's also populated by a group that makes Slashdot posters look like disinterested observers.

      Really, the basic interpretation of IBM's UNIX contract is unclear, which means that SCO still has a real shot at this.

      Groklaw are not only looking at the press releases, much more importantly they are looking through and analysing the legal documents

      Now of course SCO may have a chance but the more you analyse the legal documents the more unlikely that seems

      Now you may be trolling, but I can't see how either side of the argument can be won by only making assertions. You have to follow through with evidence. As I see it the pro SCO camp haven't produced evidence, the anti SCO camp have produced arguments in abundance.

      I know where I will be putting my money, and it won't be in SCOX stock.

    8. Re:What if it's not sold? by debest · · Score: 1

      I'm beginning to suspect that SCO knows it will lose, and has no intention of this getting to a courtroom.

      If the SCO/Microsoft conspiracy is correct, MS sics SCO to create a lot of hullabollu against Free software. Keep it up as long as possible. Then, when called to be accountable, go out of business without having anything resolved. Microsoft finds another sacrificial lamb, sues over another IP issue, another two years of FUD!

      The only way this cycle is to be broken is to prove that MS is pulling the strings of the puppet. Somehow, I doubt that anything incriminating is on paper. Maybe a SCO executive (after the bankrupcy) can be investigated and threatened with a nice prison sentence unless be testifies?

      --
      Look at the tomato! Isn't it sad? He can't dance! Poor tomato!
    9. Re:What if it's not sold? by gmack · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly for SCO it is already in a courtroom IBM has introduced a motion to compell and if they succeed it will force SCO to put it's evidence on the table.

      If IBM manages to get the first case dismissed it will put a damper on any other plans as suddenly the general public will have a shining example of why SCO is full of crap.

    10. Re:What if it's not sold? by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      They'll be querying webservers, looking at NAT and Masquerade data that they find, and making a big pain out of themselves.

      Tell that to Linksys. Their access points and broadband wireless routers could equally be described as a software distirution in the eyes of the law. I think SCO may well be taking on more than it bargained for in terms of how many people this is going to piss off. It extends far further than a few "punk kid programmers" from Norway, to misquote a quote from another SCO exec.

      --
      Resistance is futile. Reactance buggers it up.
  102. Business School! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just get an MBA!


    ba dom pish!

  103. What the hell is CDXPO anyway... by electromaggot · · Score: 1

    ...and why on earth would they ask this clown to do their keynote speech?

    I guess I just answered my own question. CDXPO must be some ragtag Comdex wannabe.

    They probably would've rather asked Scott Peterson or the DC Snipers to do the keynote, but they were tied up in court.

  104. Wow... Darl *IS* on crack... by mark-t · · Score: 1
    FTA
    [Darl McBride Speaking] "Basically the GPL is countering U.S. Copyright law."
    Okay... this clearly shows just how ignorant this fellow is.

    The GPL *DEPENDS* on copyright law for enforceability. A copyright holder has the rights to say how his own works are copied/distributed, and since derivative works would still tend to include some or all of the original code, derivative works still need to be released under the terms that the copyright holder insists on.

  105. McBridge admits stalling to add damages by SamNmaX · · Score: 1
    While he is referring to AIX, McBridge admits how useful it is to wait to allow damages to pile. Has some implications with their unwillingness to actually say in public what they think is their's that is in Linux.

    McBride: Right now, we're talking about the Linux base. We're a little company we have to choose our battles. Our goal is to take the Linux thing and get that tightened down and then swing back around on AIX. We're sort of fine to let the AIX thing tick, because the longer it goes, when we actually end up in courtroom, we can go back to June 13, 2003, and add damages. We're sort of fine to let that one run. I don't sense they've stopped shipping AIX and both sides right now are kind of on the Linux battlefront.

    1. Re:McBridge admits stalling to add damages by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but it seems as if doing so, and it being publicly known at least, would be illegal. Anyone have any info?

  106. People.people. Stocks ,Shareholders,Cycle of Evil by zymano · · Score: 1

    It always comes back to raising the value of STOCKS for the shareholder.

    If your a CEO and fire half the employees at your company and offshore the rest the jobs(sprint) and your stock price goes up because you cut cost then your considered a genius by Forbes,Fortune and CNBC(kudlow&cramer), the non-caring-zero social values capitalist types.

    Darl is doing what all Wall Street companies do play mind games with shareholders and media and raise those STOCK PRICES up.

  107. Check ALL their books by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    According to The Rules, they have at least five sets:

    69. Keep a set of books listing those activities of the Evil Overlord that would be a credit to Gandhi. Show these records to anyone who cares to see them.

    70. Keep a second set of books that lists the activities in the first set of books, plus those activities that look fishy at a cursory glance, but on closer examination are perfectly within the letter of the law, or maybe just bend it a little. Show these books to auditors who aren't fooled by the first set of books, and then only when the Evil Overlord has no choice but to allow examination. Keep them a bit untidy so that anyone looking at them will think you were caught with your pants down.

    71. Keep a third set of books, listing everything the Evil Overlord is up to. Show these books to the Evil Overlord when he wants to see them. Show them to nobody else. Store them in thermite-packed cabinets so that they can be destroyed with extreme speed.

    72. Keep a fourth set of books, listing the locations and passwords for the bulk of the Evil Overlord's loot, including the Plundered Crown Jewels. Use this information to bargain for your miserable cowardly life when the Hero defeats the Evil Overlord.

    73. Keep a fifth set of books, listing the locations and passwords for a small portion of the Evil Overlord's loot, in the form of unmarked and untraceable cash. Use this information to set yourself up for retirement after the Evil Overlord is overthrown.

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  108. Compost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is composed of 1's and 0's, but SCO seems to be full of #2.

  109. SCO April fool's day! by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1

    SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    Every time I hear about the SCO case and how they defend it, I think about this satire article published in Toms Hardware on the 1 of April 2003 a couple of month before SCO made their move. I think Maybe McBride probably got the idea from there!

    Now, maybe Tom should think of suing SCO for making a bad rip-off of is joke? ;)

    --

    Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
  110. Don't hate me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Darl seemed to be saying "Don't hate me. I'm only doing what I had to do."

    Darl, if you didn't want to be hated, you should not have been born.

  111. Didn't I see this on South Park? by Gravatite · · Score: 1

    1) Threaten legal action against the entire market.
    2) ???
    3) Profit!

    Perhaps the underwear gnomes have taken control of SCO.

  112. Sontag admits SCO isn't helping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's kind of hollow words that we are not showing code, because we have shown examples and if we keep showing it, [Linux leaders will] just take that out and say 'no harm no foul.'

    Sontag admits that SCO is not releasing the information required to rectify the situation and, if SCO shows which code might be misappropriated, Linux leaders will remove the offending code.

    But there are over one million lines of code that we have identified that are derivative works by IBM and Sequent that have been contributed into Linux that we have identified and there's been no effort by Linux leaders to start acting and rectify that situation.

    But Sontag also claims Linux leaders aren't trying to rectify the situation... Sigh.

    1. Re:Sontag admits SCO isn't helping by snapman · · Score: 1

      Sontag doesn't really want Linux leaders to rectify the situation. After reading this article, I can see where both SCO and the open-source people are coming from:

      SCO: "Our IP is in Linux! We want to get paid everytime someone uses it!"

      OPEN-SOURCE: "If your IP is in Linux, tell us where it is so we can remove it!"

      SCO: "No! If we told you where it was then you would remove it! How are we going to get paid for our IP being in Linux if it's not in Linux?"

      SCO doesn't want their IP to be removed from Linux...and they are not asking the open-source community to remove it. They want it to stay there. They want to preserve a potentially huge source of future revenue. So if making the open-source guys out to be the bad guys and intimidating end-users with lawsuits preserves their revenue stream until the trial, it's a small price to pay in the short-term for a big payoff in the long-term. Pure and simple.

      If the stock price happens to go up during all this, I'm sure the SCO higher-ups will be crying a river.

      --
      "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." Adolf Hitler
  113. No Free Lunch for SCO by syschuck · · Score: 1

    Well, let see.... 87Million to sue a slob linux user. ROFL. So SCOX, I dare you to sue me! ROFL. First, and last, what code am I using that you have anything, even the barest of claims to have rights to, that I'm infringing on in any respect what so ever? Where where where? Yeap.. I know, this is redudent.. but so are SCO's arguments. What's new is 87Mill to sue some poor end user linux dude. That's going to suck. Lol.

  114. Catch-22 by mackman · · Score: 1
    But there are over one million lines of code that we have identified that are derivative works by IBM and Sequent that have been contributed into Linux that we have identified and there's been no effort by Linux leaders to start acting and rectify that situation.

    It's kind of hollow words that we are not showing code, because we have shown examples and if we keep showing it, they'll just take that out and say 'no harm no foul.' That doesn't solve the problem.

    Paraphrasing... we have identified a million lines of code but if we actually told them which lines they would remove them and that doesn't solve our problem.

    So let me get this straight... you're going to sue for the damages caused by our refusal to remove your code but you don't want us to remove it because then you can't sue us.

  115. God I RTFA by RevSmiley · · Score: 0
    Well I tried to read the freeking article but had to stop midway since I started getting sick from the rotting smell of putrefying flesh. Nothing is new here. McBride opens his mouth and lies proceed to escape his lips. Is lieing OK if you are a Mormon? About the only thing he didn't lie about was the name of his company.

    It gets back to this. If there is infringing code in Linux that belongs to SCO please show us Mr McBride. You said you would back in the spring.
    We are still waiting. Another reason to place no trust in you or your company.

    Now I read this thread and see astro turfing for SCO. God Save us and mod the loosers -5 waste of human skin please.

    It's clear that McBride is doing everthing he can to get his 4 quarters of profit in so he can get paid above the table for once. Someone get me a bucket I am goning to be sick.

    Darl; as Rosie O'Donel said "...people who lie get cancer" you better hope it ain't true or your totaly eaten up with it already.

    --
    As you can see I don't care about my karma.
  116. different company, dude! by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Informative

    A looong time ago, I used to work for SCO.

    Unless it was a pretty short "looong time", you didn't work for the same company. The company you worked for, The Santa Cruz Operation, is now called "Tarantella", and they're out of the OS business. The company that's suing IBM is the company formerly named "Caldera", now The SCO Group (no "Santa Cruz" in the name any more). They purchased some assets (name and SYSV source licenses) from the old SCO, but they're a completely separate company.

    1. Re:different company, dude! by zhenlin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up, Informative.

      Mod grandparent down, Overrated.

      (1) SCO Group != Santa Cruz Operation
      (2) Santa Cruz Operation - UNIX = Tarantella
      (3) Caldera + (Santa Cruz Operation - Tarantella) = Caldera
      (4) Caldera - ? = SCO Group
      (5) Canopy = SCO Group + ...

      Yes, I know that (3) implies UNIX = 0.
      The unknown in (4) is probably sanity.

  117. What about Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I saw BSD mentioned a number of times in the BLOG. If SCO is also going to be attacking BSD, won't they by extension end up attacking Apple?

  118. Is it just me or does Darl speak very oddly? by microbox · · Score: 1

    So now you've got that sub-plot of the Grasshopper and Master thing That's great Darl, I love the story about the Grasshopper and the Master. It's my favourite kung fu story. Keep them coming Darl

    --

    Like all pain, suffering is a signal that something isn't right
  119. MOD PARENT DOWN---hidden text troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Obviously, they are paid a great deal of money to put a certain spin on things, and they try very hard to suck cmdrtacos's ball and squeeze michael's little dick.

    --
    ann coulter troll

  120. Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "(and besides, who knows if IBM et al. didn't do some really stupid things?)"

    Or some really smart things...

    The Linux community needs to face some facts here. IBM makes money from software. Novell makes money from software.

    The GPL in the long term, threatens their business models. Perhaps IBM did something really smart: poisoned the Linux kernel. IBM doesn't think "today today today", nor does it merely look to tomorrow, it plans it's actions at least a decade out, if not longer. This, according to an IBM representative who spoke to my company some years back.

    Big software businesses can not conceivably have a big software business long term future, if more and more software is written and released under the GPL. Eventually(although really, it's already begun to happen), GPL software will begin to bite in to their bottom lines.

    I think IBM poisoned Linux intentionally. All the "peace, love, and linux" money it tossed around is peanuts compared to the business it stands to lose long term to GPL software.

    I know, someone will say something about their hardware business. I know they make money on hardware, but would that really stop them from doing everything in their power to keep their software business healthy?

    I don't know. IANAL, nor do I know much about IBMs finanical breakdown. I do know that they make good money from their software side, and the GPL is a long term threat to all software business models. It is like a cancer in the eyes of these businesses... It grows and grows and eventually, there will be no room left to compete, except in the most niche of markets.

    I think this is a concerted effort on the part of big business to do what they could not do on a level playing field, stop the proliferation of free software.

    But yeah, I'm missing tons of important tidbits that should help to "disprove" this. We'll see. I can't believe IBM would ignorantly release other peoples IP. If they have been found to have done this, I think it was done intentionally.

    What a better conspiracy? Look like the good guy, win the nerds hearts, trounce your long term threat, and come out smelling like roses in the process. Paranoid? You bet. I live in the land where capitalism is the rule and exploiting others for profits and trouncing their dreams to make a buck is considered not only moral, but patriotic.

    1. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmmnnn... like what software? only thing I can think of is OS2 which is hardly a household name. Im sure they have some software but I would guess most of there money is in hardware.

    2. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hmmmnnn... like what software? only thing I can think of is OS2 which is hardly a household name."

      This is a common misconception among people, even tech people. Remember, software doesn't have to be a household name to make big bucks. Up until a few years ago, how many people knew about Oracle?

      But here, see for yourself their software lineup, I assure you you will recognize, if you are up on tech press and enterprise software, most if not all of these product families:

      http://www-3.ibm.com/software/

      If you don't want to follow the link, here's their product family(each of these is a product family, offering various SOFTWARE products):
      Lotus(including NOTES)
      Rational
      Websphere
      Tivoli
      DB2(including Informix)

      I'd wager that each of these groups make more money individually than OS2 ever did.

      So, uh, that software... :)

    3. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ibm.com/investor/3q03/3q03earnings.phtm l

      software revenue last quarter: 3.5 billion
      Hardware revenues last quarter: 6.7 billion

      So while they have several billion more in hardware revenues, 3.5 billion in a single quarter is hardly a paltry sum. Certainly it is worth defending.

    4. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would they make any money on that hardware if it werent for software? Kinda like Apple could say they make money on software, but it don't work too well without a Mac to run it on.

      Okay, the example of Apple is a little extreme, and it doesn't quite work that way since they're selling iPods to Windows folk, but could I have a point?

    5. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by xarak · · Score: 1


      I think IBM's long-term plan is exactly to stop making money from software. Services seems to be their thing now. The GPL allows them to not be dependent on other companies, while providing services around software.

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      Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
    6. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Dunkelzahn · · Score: 1

      Just a year ago, when I was in the Portland area, I saw a Wells Fargo ATM machine boot up with the OS/2 boot screen.

      Just because something isn't on your desktop does not mean its dead.

      --
      .
    7. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...only thing I can think of is OS2 which is hardly a household name. Im sure they have some software but I would guess most of there money is in hardware.

      IBM does sell software, but primarily as a way to leverage their sales of hardware and services. Not that they don't make any money on software, it's more a means to an end for them and they happen to make a little coin along the way....

      --

      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    8. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by nolife · · Score: 1

      United Airlines runs OS/2 for the backend of all ticket counters and gates at all of their major stations. The actual machines that the agents use are W3.11 but they are remote booted and given thier configuration from the OS/2 servers. To quote an Apple zealot.. It just works.

      --
      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    9. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by OldPappy · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that IBM's big push is in the services area. If that is true, then proprietary software or open source should make no difference.

    10. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have a point, and everything I posted(I'm the guy who started the thread "Okay, Paranoid...") was speculation regarding IBM, based largely on their questionable history.

      The fact remains, their software business is 3.5+ billion per QUARTER. That software is not Open Source. Eventually, Open Source software will compete head on with that software. Is IBM willing to let that kind of revenue go? Could I have a point?

      Maybe I don't. But I think it's foolish to rule out the possibility that a large corp like IBM, with the history of IBM, would be willing to see that much revenue disappear. They may well have poisoned the kernel. Although, if SCO had a case, you'd think they'd be specific about what was misappropriated.

      Someone said IBM is moving to the services and support model, and that is true enough, their revenue in that regard is more than their hardware revenue and software revenue combined(as of last quarter). Maybe it is true. Maybe they are willing to let go of 3.5+ billion a quarter of revenue in the hopes of making more in services. Maybe.

      One thing I do agree with, Open source is enevitable. If IBM did do something like this intentionally, it will stifle Open source for a brief time in the US, but not elsewhere in the world.

      I just know that when I read that SCO crap with their reps talking, I get uneasy. I've used Linux for over 8 years, and I must admit that I have a strong emotional attachment to it, as well as the ideals that have driven it. That's probably why I view corps like IBM with suspicion, it's just too hard for me to believe they are as comitted to Linux as the rest of us.

    11. Re:Okay, "paranoid" post, but worth a thought... by rifter · · Score: 1

      But would they make any money on that hardware if it werent for software? Kinda like Apple could say they make money on software, but it don't work too well without a Mac to run it on.

      Okay, the example of Apple is a little extreme, and it doesn't quite work that way since they're selling iPods to Windows folk, but could I have a point?

      No you are spot on. It's like Bill Gates said to the maker of the Altair "Without my software your computer is just a box with pretty flashing lights on it." As for Apple and IBM, without control of the hardware they could not develop the spiffy integrated solutions they have, but a Mac or RS/6000 running some NT/PPC would just not be the same box at all.

  121. I mis-read the article 'In Prision and in Print' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, I guess whishful thinking, no?

  122. Do I understand this? by davidgrouchy · · Score: 1
    Your saying that anyone can invalidate the GPL by adding proprietary code to it, and then releasing the extended code to the public. Wait a couple of years. Then sue because the GPL is protecting the unliscened distribution a few lines of code?

    twitter (104583): wrote...

    you need to buy a $700 license for every Linux box you own because IBM put "secret" SCO code into the kernel that SCO published openly under the GPL but refuses to specify. It's madening and hardly "right".

  123. Choice quotes by JThundley · · Score: 1

    "It's funny when I talked to IBM earlier this year, before we did anything, it wasn't even clear where the IP problems were. We just said we were going to start investigating IP issues, and IBM said, 'You're just giving Bill Gates an early Christmas present.' Bill Gates? This is about our IP! What are you talking about? This was the immediate reaction at IBM and the open source guys. Unfortunately for them, it's just not reality."

    It is reality. You aren't just 'investigating your IP', you are telling everyone about this as if Linux is guilty before proven innocent. If it was innocent, then infringments would be proven and facts would be set straight. Asshole.

    "One transportation company said, 'We don't want to be on the wrong side of you guys on this. What do we do to get clean?'"

    Again, innocent before proven guilty. The transportation company would hypothetically end up paying for another version of Unix or licensing Linux if SCO somehow proves infringment, right?
    Assholes.

  124. This has gone far enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    .. now someone please post Darl McBrides details. We want his physical address, home phone number, cellphone number, aerial photographs, and whatever. Lets see if we can have fun with postal mail lists, phonecalls in the early hours, personal visits, etc, etc.

  125. SCO in the schoolyard by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
    Darl Mc/SCO is like the whiny ultra-annoying little bastard in the schoolyard that deserves to get beat up every week. Compare to Linux, who is the nice kid who does't deserve to get beat up, but still has big bullies like that kid Microsoft who has been held back two grades.

    What happens when the ultra-annoying kid allies with the big bully and both pick on the little nice kid who just wants to go to school and learn? Little nice kids big cousin from the high school nearby comes over to lay down the smack...

    I wish Darl would shut the fuck up and get a real job. Years from now people will still be talking about how that idiot and his has-been company dominated tech media or months with their baseless lawsuit.

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  126. You missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CEO must not break the law or the company's charter in acting for their best interests. He also can't act in his own interest when it puts the company or shareholders at risk.

    And driving SCO into the ground with legal fees to see no income from it is not acting in the best interest of the shareholders. At least not most shareholders. Yes, pumping a stock makes it go up but only temporarily. When it comes down it will come down hard and people who have too much of their money in the stock will lose everything.

    Aggressive actions are not always smart actions.

  127. Unreal by starseeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The things we're laying claim to are things you can't pull out very easily....it's very difficult to yank this stuff out."

    Rule #1 - if you stand to gain from this claim, it's going to have to be verified by a neutral third party and proper research, because we don't trust you.

    "Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal."

    There it is, in black and white. War.

    "Basically the GPL is countering U.S. Copyright law. Is IBM on the side of free software while they are one of the largest IP and IT firms in the world trying to protect their own patents and copy rights? It's just the most bizarre juxtaposition... . They're supporting something that's very unfriendly to copyrights."

    What??? Has this guy even READ the GPL? The GPL rests entirely on copyright law! It's just doing something that isn't normally done by commercial types. RTFLicense. This guy sounds like he needs to pry apart copyright and profit in his brain.

    "Underneath all this is hard-core capitalism."

    Welcome to the powerful world of volunteers. Kernal aside, a lot of the end user work in Linux is not by companies. If a company or an industry gets messed up enough, they just might find themselves competing with volunteers. Welcome to your nightmare - night of the undead competition.

    "We just said we were going to start investigating IP issues, and IBM said, 'You're just giving Bill Gates an early Christmas present.' Bill Gates? This is about our IP! What are you talking about? This was the immediate reaction at IBM and the open source guys. Unfortunately for them, it's just not reality."

    If this guy is this clueless he has no business being a CEO in the software industry. Whatever their intent, the net result is indeed early Christmas in Redmond.

    "To the extent that we have to take [Linux] down and put it on its back, we're fully prepared and willing to do that."

    Indeed. I don't SCO is ready to face what that would mean - the rise of GNU Hurd. Whatever we may think about Richard Stallman, if SCO somehow puts this through there's going to be a retreat to the hard line FSF position on a lot of fronts, and GNU Hurd in full bloom on L4 might be more than any of the unix guys are ready for. SCO might find itself utterly irrelevant, on Linux IP or SCO Unix. Hardware wasn't ready for microkernels a decade ago, and microkernels weren't ready for prime time. But if we have to start fresh, to avoid any possible "IP" contamination, they're gonna find themselves wishing they had never said anything at all. Most operating system research hasn't been implimented practically over the last few decades. Wanna find out what the future is like, today?

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  128. Stupid Darl... by cshark · · Score: 1

    It's always fun to watch Darl and his loud and continued misunderstandings of what exactly a copyright is. I found this quote very entertaining.

    "What's left in this company are concepts and ideas. If you take away the ability to protect that, we're reduced out ability to compete as a country (cue the break out the flag, someone)."

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't copyright the protection of literary works? I know they've changed copyrights a bit recently, but as far as I know, it's still impossible to copyright an idea. If that were possible, entire literary genres would be in jeopardy. Imagine what would happen if you had to pay Geffen Records every time you wanted to write a love song?

    Another technical point: (quoting from the article)

    Q: What percentage of Linux is infringing?

    A: Roughly one million lines of code. 20% of the Linux kernel. BSD is in a clear legal environment. There are dozens of protected BSD files that have made there way into Linux.


    Which is interesting. This guy says there are 30,000,000 (thirty million) lines of code in Linux. I've heard it elsewhere as well, mostly here.That would mean that there would need to be at least 6,000,000 lines of code in order to constitute a 20% infringement.Yet, McBride says there are only a million lines of infringing code.And that includes their extremely broad definition of derivative works.

    I could be pissing up the wrong tree, but it looks like he's full of it. But we knew that.Let's just hope their legal team shows the same level of ineptitude that McBride has. :)

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    1. Re:Stupid Darl... by cesspool · · Score: 1

      i think the kernal is ~5 million

      once you add xfree and things then you get to 30 mil

    2. Re:Stupid Darl... by BinxBolling · · Score: 1
      Imagine what would happen if you had to pay Geffen Records every time you wanted to write a love song?

      Geez, man, don't go giving them ideas like that...

    3. Re:Stupid Darl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely he means bytes, not lines? Not even Bill's bloated XP would have 30 million lines, surely? (Assuming a line of average code generates 10 to 100 bytes of binary, which I think is not unrealistic, depending how much you squeeze into a line.)

      Maybe when I go home at the weekend I will run wc on the kernel source just to check.....

      But in any case the kernel source, last time I downloaded, was about 22MB. OK, it was compressed (2:1?) but it also included lots of documentation, not all actual kernel source. The makefiles and all the other strange incomprehensible (to me) things which get used in the build process are definitely different from those used by SCO.

      Anyway, if his allegation is that code from BSD is the problem, he is barking up the wrong tree. The BSD licence allows you to do what you want, more or less, with the code. IANAL, but it seems to be quite OK to use it in closed source applications, as Bill has done, likewise it can go into open source GPL as long as the provisions of the licence are applied. Nothing wrong with including a BSD file, putting a GPL wrapper round it (but you can't do the opposite!). So if he says that "BSD is in a clear legal environment", that is very, very true, and is precisely why any claims he makes about Linux stealing code from BSD are quite true, but of no relevance, as it is quite legal, unless someone has forgotten to include the copyright notices, easily fixed.

      What does he mean by "protected BSD files" I wonder? They are not protected at all, you do what you want, as long as you comply with the trivially simple licence conditions. Does he think he owns BSD copyright? The courts have already ruled, very clearly, on that one, years ago, and in that case the judgment was a credit to the much-maligned (even by me) US legal system.

      As an interesting aside, if the stupid BSD case had not been going through the courts, would Linus have bothered to write Linux, or would he simply have got a copy of BSD? It is quite possible that the actions by a previous "owner" of Unix are in fact what caused Linux to exist. They shot themselves in both feet!

      The core of the BSD licence:

      Copyright (c) ,
      All rights reserved

      Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:

      Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
      Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
      Neither the name of the nor the names of its contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
      THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

  129. Re:Ask Slashdot: What Should I Shove Up My Ass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hydraulic jack
    lamp
    big lamp
    ironing board

  130. Simply a symptom. by Drache+Kubisuro · · Score: 1

    McBride went on to predict major changes in open-source software, with market forces favoring those who innovate for profit. "We are in a tug-of-war between those who believe software should be free and those who think proprietary licensing is OK," he said. "When you look at what drives an economy, it's capitalist principles

    You are absolutely right, Darl.

    This is precisely what the masses need to raise against. To prevent people like Darl from taking the freedoms of the working class...

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    1. Re:Simply a symptom. by Drache+Kubisuro · · Score: 1

      http://www.zdnet.com.au/newstech/os/story/0,200004 8630,20281209,00.htm

      Might be of interest to some if wondering where the quote originated.

      Darl McBride, the RIAA, MPAA, Microsoft, etc., are all symptoms of the same disease. Let us not ignore that fact...

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    2. Re:Simply a symptom. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      No, capitalism is not working against us. Capitalism is working against SCO because we chose not to buy their products. Now, they are trying the force "the invisible hand" that is choosing Linux.

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  131. Like Owning DOS by danielweber4 · · Score: 1

    In the article SCO makes the claim that they "own" Unix. However, this is just the old AT&T codebase. Isn't this like claiming you "own" DOS 1.2? And therefore you want everyone who buys a copy of Windows XP to give you a big cut? He also makes a big deal about intellectual property and fails to make the differentiation that it's someone elses property he's trying to make a buck off. No one in there right mind would just buy Sys 5 anymore.

  132. Re:1st post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuckin bastards who posted before me!!! dieeeeeee

  133. Darl at playtime by MunchMunch · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or did anyone else picture this line:

    "The legal stone is clearly coming from David. He used to be with Cravath. It is an epic battle. The guy at Cravath supporting IBM used to work for David. [He's] Evan Chessler. So now you've got that sub-plot of the Grasshopper and Master thing."

    as being enacted out by Darl with little whooosh sounds and toy figurines?

  134. Darl knows why sales are so low! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't had a new product in our OpenServer base in years and years.

    What a concept! New products lead to new sales! Make him a professor at Harvard business school!

  135. what if SCO had been smarter? by nudicle · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ok, so SCO is playing a last ditch opportunistic and ridiculous game here. That's a given. But what if they had been smarter. I know they didn't do this, but imagine they (or someone in the future did) ...

    SCO sees it's dying but knows it has IP rights in some of its stuff. Because the kernel code is open source, it invests the time and resources of an unscrupulous individual or two to inject infringing code into the kernel. A year later, it announces the travesty of justice it has just discovered, and sues.

    Now imagine a company desperate to get rid of Linux and with plenty of time, deep pockets, and a history of low dealing gets a similar idea. We'll call them, for fun, Microsoft.

    I know it would be fraudulent and criminal and I'm not suggesting it's about to happen or even that MS would do that, just that the open source model makes it easier for someone to pull a stunt like that.

    ps: I know you can't just submit code and magically it's there in the kernel. I'm talking about either deliberate long term malfeasance or a rogue employee who gets a 'bright' idea and hatches a longish term plan.

    pps: I know this could easily happen (and has happened) with proprietary source companies as well .. my point is it would be easier w/ open source, that's all.

    ppps: I don't think it's a particularly brilliant insight .. just throwing it out there...

  136. Better analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO's code is not like a big bag of cash from a bank. It's more like a stinky bag of dirty clothes.

    SCO is basically saying:

    You have a bag of my valuable clothes in your car. You thief. What? You say they aren't mine. Are too. I can prove it. Well, no, I don't feel like proving it right now. Stop! You can't throw those in the street. You stole them and you can't return them. You have to keep them. They are much too valuable for you to be able to return. I'd rather you just pay me to have them. In fact, I insist. Oh sure, right, you didn't want them in the first place. Now stop whining and give me your money.

  137. Re:Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable questio by bakes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Samba was developed in Australia, where the law specifically allows for reverse engineering to allow compatibility with other products. There is no Microsoft IP in the Samba code.

    The original copyright point raised by CoughDropAddict holds. The GPL is a set of rules that the author of a copyrighted work applies to other people who wish to use that work. If SCO doesn't agree to those rules, standard copyright laws apply - meaning SCO can NOT legally sell the product. It's not their IP.

    They can sell Samba. They can diss the GPL. They can't do both.

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  138. The good news is we have the U.S. Copyright Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is we have the U.S. Copyright Office on our side to fight with.

    Darl, I don't think they're going to take SCO stock and a Million bucks, do you? They just say that to get you off the phone.

  139. 0x01 by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Informative

    "...You don't have to be a programmer at all to see copying had occurred. It wasn't just ten lines of code, that example was over 80 to 100 lines of code. Later some of the Linux people said that code shouldn't have been there, Bruce Perens said it was development problem and 'we've taken it out.' My analogy is [that's] like a bank robber with posse in pursuit swinging back by the bank and throwing the money back in... - oh, this is just precious. This guy, who presents himself to the media and to other companies as a David fighting Golliath with a copyright stone is still using this specific remark out of context. Shouldn't there be a law that if you obviously lie during a lawsuit that you freaking started, you just automatically lose everything, including the right to procreate?
    I would love to see this guy hanged. If I ever see him on the street, he better watch out.

    1. Re:0x01 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My license plate reads SOLARIS - I am a die-hard Stanislav Lem's fan. "

      So how did you react to the ridiculous travesty that was George Clooney's flaming ball of ass movie?

  140. It Doesn't Matter by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See, here's the thing - it doesn't matter.

    The GPL is based on copyright law. It's solid. A lot of very smart people spent a lot of time working on it, and it has been around in the wild for a long time as well. Nothing SCO can do will overturn that.

    And even - if we play devil's advocate for a second - if SCO managed to somehow overturn the GPL, then the copyrights revert to the original authors and they STILL cannot steal it. And in the meantime, Stallman and the FSF will go to work on GPL Next Generation that patches whatever hole managed to get punched in it.

    The Code Is Out There. It cannot be made to go away, and more importantly, the culture of Free Software/Open Source is established and entrenched. If necessary, Linux could be re-written from scratch and the project would carry on.

    It's not going to come to that... but even in the worst possible case for us, SCO cannot stop us. At best, it can only slow things down.

    What you are seeing and hearing are the first of the death throes of the former Big Players. Microsoft's death will likely be even more messy... but it doesn't matter in the end. The horse carriage makers and sailing shipbuilders died hard too.

    We really are invincible - that's what has these people so scared. The only question is "when?" and... well, who cares? If you're reaping the benefits of Linux, then YOU have already won. So it takes a little while longer to make it to everone. *shrug* Big deal. When victory is inevitable, don't complain that it doesn't arrive fast enough.

    Personally, I'm thanking my lucky stars that the first big opponent in the battle between Big Business Proprietary Software and Free Software - the case that is likely to set all kinds of precidents - is against an opponent so painfully and obviously in the wrong. They're centered around a *stock scam* fer crissakes, and they're abusing the judges. Read Groklaw for a taste of just how poorly this battle is being fought by the "other side" and how well by "our side".

    We could have wound up fighting somebody much, much smarter with a better case, purer, and uncontaminated with by market foolishness. Instead, we got SCO. That's cause for celebration in my book.

    DG

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    1. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Rysc · · Score: 1

      It's not going to come to that... but even in the worst possible case for us, SCO cannot stop us. At best, it can only slow things down.


      And slowing us down really worries me. McIdiot says this has nothing to do with Microsoft, but I find the timing awfully convenient.

      How long will it take this court case to play out? How long before MS releases its next OS?

      If we get delayed BSD-style in the mean time, then we may be in the same relative marketshare and technological abilities as MS by then as we are now. Right now we have the incredible chance to close the gap and ultimately surpass MS in ALL areas, while their OS lags behind. I expect the Longhorn battle to be the final Linux vs. Windows battle. What if SCO can delay us just enough that we can't topple MS then? It'll be on to the next round, and MS fights dirty.

      If we get delayed by SCO, then MS may well be just as nasty in 2010 as it is today. If Linux wins vs. Longhorn, then by 2012 maybe nobody will run Windows unless they're playing legacy games.

      This is the kind of worry I have about this case.

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    2. Re:It Doesn't Matter by kaschei · · Score: 1

      The problem is that time DOES matter, as another response to this pointed out. Also, IF there is a hole in GPL Mark I, how many businesses are going to rush to embrace GPL Mark II? And how can linux be re-released under a new license without the explicit consent of the owners of the various copyrights of all the code?

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    3. Re:It Doesn't Matter by onomatomania · · Score: 1

      Regarding SCO and their assertion that the "GPL is trying to override copyright law and is therefore invalid":

      I think most of the discussion here on slashdot about this issue is without the proper context. Most people seem to interpret SCOs actions as saying "The GPL is completely and totally invalid and cannot possibly be legitimate." However, their assertion is in the context of their claim that IBM released something that they did not have the right to release. In other words, SCO is saying "The GPL cannot be used to magically make code free. You have to be the legitmate copyright holder of a piece of code in order to dictate its use under the GPL."

      In this sense they are very much correct, and I think everyone with half a brain would have to agree. Suppose some company somehow came across code that they did not hold the copyright to. This company removed all the prior copyright claims and replaced them with a claim that this work was licensed under the GPL, and then released it into wide distribution. Clearly, this code is not magically freed forever just because someone claimed that it was GNU-licensed. In this fictional example, all that code that had been spread would be illegal to copy and distribute, if it were shown that its rightful copyright holder did not in fact release it under the GPL. You have have to be the owner of the copyright of something before you can declare that it is in the GPL. And in this specific case, the GPL is in fact overridden by copyright law, because copyright law states that the holder of the copyright has the exclusive right to determine the rules of how something is copied. The GPL acts in a way that builds upon that and augments it, giving the licensee more rights. But in order for it to be valid the person that owns the copyright must declare it to be GNU-licensed. That is the critical point here.

      Now, the question as to whether the code in the linux source was indeed "freed by its rightful master" so to speak is another matter entirely. This is where SCO is full of shit, and I'm sure the evidence will eventually show that all of the code in there was indeed GNU-licensed by its rightful owner.

      But the important point I'm trying to convey here is that it's very possible for the GPL to be overridden by copyright law. This says NOTHING about the fundamental validity of the GPL however. Even if such as case as the fictional example above were to come to light and it was shown that the code in question did not fall under the GPL, that does not mean that the GPL invalidated. It simply means that in this case the GPL cannot apply because the person claiming that it does is not the copyright holder. It does not mean that suddently the GPL is flawed, invalidated, or that the GPL has been "struck down" or any other doomsday thing like that.

      This is not a test of the actual meat of the GPL. SCO is just claiming that the GPL cannot possibly be valid in this case because the copyright holder did not authorize it. That doesn't mean the GPL itself is flawed in any way, it just means that it simply does not apply, because copyright law always trumps.

    4. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Znork · · Score: 1

      "The problem is that time DOES matter, as another response to this pointed out. Also, IF there is a hole in GPL Mark I, how many businesses are going to rush to embrace GPL Mark II?"

      Hmm, pretty much everyone? I havent seen any software under GPL Version 1 in a long long time. After all, it had some problems. The current version is, in fact, version 2.

    5. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Znork · · Score: 1

      I would agree with that line of reasoning except for two things;

      First; SCO does not, in fact, hold copyright to the code in question. They are making very inventive claims about rights to derivative works.

      Second; I've recieved the code in question under the GPL from SCO themselves, more than 6 months after they made their allegations. Are they claiming that they themselves cannot license the code they pretend is theirs?

      So, the copyright holder (IBM) did authorize it, and SCO also authorized it (for good measure). Which makes that line of reasoning completely invalid.

    6. Re:It Doesn't Matter by onomatomania · · Score: 1

      That's all true, and I'm not arguing with it. My point wasn't really that I think SCO's viewpoint is correct in any form. What I was trying to convey was that it is not all that outlandish at all to have a scenario where some source was released under the GPL but later it is claimed that this is invalid and that copyright law trumps the GPL. This would be the case if indeed the owner was not the one that released it to the GPL.

      Whether that applies to THIS is doubtful, since as you point out SCO's contracts stated that derivative works must only be nondisclosed, not that they gained ownership of the copyrights. Additionally, the argument that SCO had previously distributed the questionable work under the GPL is a good one. I'm sure in their warped mind they will contend that since they didn't know that there was precious UNIX code tucked away in there, that their offer of code under the GPL is no longer valid. However, I don't see any legal basis for the premise of, "We were negligent in our research and we'd like to take it all back now." Naturally, a copyright owner always has the option of revoking whatever license the source is under and placing it under a more restrictive one, but the older copies of the code floating around still remain under the GPL. So theoretically SCO could somehow claim that that magical 20% of the linux kernel is no longer under the GPL and everyone must negotiate a SCO license. Even if this were the case it wouldn't matter as all the previously distributed copies would still be under the same GNU license, life would go on as normal, yadda yadda yadda. But this is getting away from the point...

      So the point I was trying to make was that there exist perfectly legitimate circumstances where the kinds of things SCO are claiming about copyright law overriding and invalidating the GPL would be true. And in their warped mind, indeed, this IS one of those such cases, and they are persuing it as such. Naturally everyone else seems to have a different opinion on that matter, so in truth it's probably not a great argument, _for this case_.

    7. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I was trying to convey was that it is not all that outlandish at all to have a scenario where some source was released under the GPL but later it is claimed that this is invalid and that copyright law trumps the GPL. This would be the case if indeed the owner was not the one that released it to the GPL.

      What you say is, strictly speaking, true, but so what? That's not what's happening in this case.

    8. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, IF there is a hole in GPL Mark I, how many businesses are going to rush to embrace GPL Mark II?

      If you asked RMS that question I think he'd say he doesn't give a flying fsck about what businesses think about the GPL. He designed it with the specific intent of keeping software free (as in freedom) and what anyone else thinks of him or the GPL isn't even on his radar.

    9. Re:It Doesn't Matter by Xoder · · Score: 1

      Most of the GPL-ed software I've seen says it's copyrighted under the GPL version 2 [that's the current version] or higher.

      So when higher comes along, most of the GPL-ed software will follow automatically.

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    10. Re:It Doesn't Matter by (void*) · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree, except that I dispute that your claim that "GPL overridden by copyright law". There is no overriding. He who owns the source dictates what license applies, be it a MS style EULA, or GPL. When the originator of the source is questionable, then the question is not the validity of the licenses, but the applicability of it.


      It is evident to me that Darl, in his constant reactionary responses, has no clue about the legal lanscape he is working in. He formed his opinions not by reason, but by greed. It appears that he is finally finding out what he is truly fighting. It may be too late to back out now.

    11. Re:It Doesn't Matter by onomatomania · · Score: 1

      The point is that everyone is getting their panties ruffled saying "How can SCO say that the GPL is invalid? That's insane! Impossible!" or "If this goes to court there's a chance the GPL would be struck down and invalidated!" With some consideration you realize that the scenario of copyright law trumping the GPL is really not all that far fetched; and that at worst a ruling in SCOs favor would simply establish that the GPL does not apply _in this case_, not that's it's unequivocally and thoroughly invalidated, throwing open source development into the dark ages (as some would fear.)

    12. Re:It Doesn't Matter by sgtrock · · Score: 1
      Regarding SCO and their assertion that the "GPL is trying to override copyright law and is therefore invalid":

      I think most of the discussion here on slashdot about this issue is without the proper context. Most people seem to interpret SCOs actions as saying "The GPL is completely and totally invalid and cannot possibly be legitimate." However, their assertion is in the context of their claim that IBM released something that they did not have the right to release. In other words, SCO is saying "The GPL cannot be used to magically make code free. You have to be the legitmate copyright holder of a piece of code in order to dictate its use under the GPL."


      Actually, this is EXACTLY what SCO's lawyers claimed in one of the documents that they filed in Utah's Federal court. They had the gall to stand up and say that the GPL was unconstitutional because it violated copyright law.

      As many others have urged, check out groklaw.net. GREAT source for accurate reporting of all the goings on.
  141. Checking the Sources - Is Chris Sontag lying? by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the Article, Quote by Chris Sontag: (about 4/5th down the page):
    Later some of the Linux people said that code shouldn't have been there, Bruce Perens said it was development problem and 'we've taken it out.' My analogy is [that's] like a bank robber with posse in pursuit swinging back by the bank and throwing the money back in...

    From Bruce Perens website:
    of the two examples, one isn't SCO's property at all, and the other is used in Linux under a valid license. If this is the best SCO has to offer, they will lose.

    Where did Bruce Perens say "we've taken it out"? On the contrary, he points out that SCO didn't own one block of code and the other is under a valid license.

    So is Chris Sontag lying, or am I in error?

    1. Re:Checking the Sources - Is Chris Sontag lying? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Perens said that one block of code was removed since it did not belong there, and that the other has a valid (BSD) license. The block removed was SGI's property, AFAICR.

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  142. M$ is _not_ behind all this? by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    The SCO-IBM case is slated to hit a Utah courtroom in 18 months

    18 months?! Wow, just enough time to confuse the masses long enough from investing in Linux to hail the arrival of...the arrival of...

    Gee...what's supposed to ship sometime around mid-2006?

  143. researchers by Kohath · · Score: 1
    Do you think the diligent researchers on Wall Street are confused by McBride's proclamations? No, they do research.

    And that's why no one on Wall Street ever loses money in a stock transaction.

  144. Liebeck vs. McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lady in question only brought the lawsuit after finding out that McDonalds had known about the problems their coffee temp had been causing for over 10 years. The 80 year old woman was a passenger in the car and spilled it while taking the lid off to add cream and sugar. In the strange universe that SCO lives within, they would argue that the cream and sugar were responsible for her injuries...

    But she sued for medical expenses for her third degree burns and Mickey Ds didn't settle like they had for the more than 700 coffee related injury reports they had received before this lady was burned. Read the story and see if it seems that McDonalds and SCO have some of the same assholes at the helm.

    1. Re:Liebeck vs. McDonalds by datamonist · · Score: 1

      Well, and McD's encourages "to go" stuff, but was not interested in making their portable coffee safe as well....can't have it both ways, fools....

  145. Alternately.... by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=5y&l=on&z=m &q=l&c=

    Company slowly falling in value as it's products become more and more irrelevant in the market, until it suddenly announces that it owns the up-and-coming player and starts pumping the press.

    Sure, you could've made quite a bit of money off SCO. You also run the risk of them being forced into honest and complete discovery while holding shares, whereupon you're unlikely to be left holding much.

  146. its funny... by zeruch · · Score: 1

    ...but when I first glanced at the headline it looked like "McBride Speaks, In Prison And In Print" one can hope.

  147. Not just a hypocrite... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In that interview, he just comes across as a flaming idiot. "it's not our customers. I would say we're suing end users. There are only two industries who use the term 'users,' computers and drugs. Not sure if there's a connection there.

    If he reasons like that, then he can't reason at all.

    In the same article, he virtually admits in so many words that the company has no value or merit of its own, and that its stock is built on the FUD put out by David Boies. An overt admission that your company is a house of cards isn't what I would call a great business plan.

  148. Wanted: Darl McBrides home address and phone # by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the parent requested and the title says....

  149. Embedded too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the next targets would be the embedded linux platforms. That's a growing and profitable host to leech from.

    Speaking of leeches, has IBM tried just putting a flame on SCO? They'd let go without leaving a scar or taking out a chunk.

  150. We demand satisfaction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride is a common villain, a vulgar cur. He is below my station, or I would challenge him to a duel. I believe the gentleman's code of conduct would allow for caning him publicly, however.

  151. Keynote speech from the horse's mouth by MSBob · · Score: 1

    The full speech by McBride is on the SCO's site. Direct link here. It's windows media only though....

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    1. Re:Keynote speech from the horse's mouth by MSBob · · Score: 1

      Oops slashdot messed up the link. Copy and paste time then: mms://wm9.bur.synccast.com/demo/streamplanet/sco_1 50.wmv

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  152. Apposed to DCMA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bringing DCMA talk to the picture (?recognizable word?) which has nothing to do between IBM and SCO seems like another act of desperation.

    Artists and producers have a right to protect their content. We have (or at least had) a right to listen to it the way we wish(ed). I am not going to buy five copies of the same song so that I can listen to it in the car, my walkman, or on my computer. DCMA like features take away this 'right'. The sentiment expressed on ./ is more of a cross section of everybody and the distaste expressed easily and by far is not limited to here or even the internet. Sadly commercial entities take criticism lightly when being told what they want to hear in the other ear. Truth is people in general feel like they're being taken advantage of and there is no alternative, some/many are walking away and simply found other things to do.

    What darl wants to do is suspend the rights of property by it's creators of hundreds of thousands of contributors. His desire could set precident in what I may create and remove/alter my wishes in how this creation should be used. His actions also lead to derive value from existing content in such a way which he will become sole benifactor. Somebody please explain to me how this is respectful to my property? Whether or not I wish to give something away, contribute to something of great derive great value from or generate a monitary gain from it I thought was my choice. I don't give a damn about darl or his money, what he's trying to make up for (due to his incompetence as a manager none the less) offends me to no end.

    What's next, getting sued by AAA for pushing little old ladies out of the snowbank, or have the 'rights' of a collaborative grade 7 project acquired, suspended or taken away.

  153. Problems with Darl's statement.... by nero4wolfe · · Score: 1
    There are a number of problems with his statements...

    First, SCO arguably does NOT own all of System 5. There are two reasons. (1) System 5 is not an independent product; it is a modification of previous system 5 releases, which were modifications of previous system 3 releases, which were modifications of Unix V32, Unix V7, Unix/PWB, Unix V6, etc. All versions of Unix prior to and including Unix V32 have been made public. Looking at the source base in total (commands & kernel), there's probably >50% or 60% commonality between the public versions of Unix, and system 5.

    (2) As shown in the previous UCB vs ATT trial, ATT freely copied from other people without asking permission, giving attribution, etc.

    SCO can't even say they control the definition of "what is Unix"; that is owned by the Open Group committee.

    And their apparent definition of a "derived work" that they're trying to force down people's throats is different from the generally accepted definition of that term, at least with the parts of the computer industry that I've been involved with for over 25 years.

    Sigh...

  154. Only at Darl's Choice of Words by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Think of Boise as the technical specialist in the field of lawsuits. Boise's job is to analyze the pros and cons of the various possible targets. Assuming SCO is legitimately attempting to defend their IP and this isn't all a bunch of PR spin to pump up the stock, factors are things like how strong is the case, what if any precedent is established, how strong is the defense, will they fight or settle, what will be the PR fall-out, etc. Think of it the same as deciding which programming language you'll use on your next project. Hopefully your PHB won't decide this but will let someone with some technical expertise in the subject matter distill the various factors down to the point that it becomes a management decision (cost, schedule, risk, life-cycle factors, etc.). The final decision will be made by McBribe and the SCO management team but, as a guess, Boise will make a case for who he thinks the victim should be and McBride and Co. will probably go along with Boise's choice.

    Actually, I'm not really all that shocked about Darl's choice of words. He isn't exactly known for his ability to keep his foot out of his mouth when it comes to discussing litigation.

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  155. Re:dmca? no, tragedy! by dragonfly_blue · · Score: 1
    As many of you no doubt know, SCO friend Darl McBride was found dead in his home today. Initial police reports hinted he had committed suicide by hanging himself.


    I know I speak for many Slashdot viewers when I say that Darl McBride will be missed. Not only did he run SCO, he also wrote Linux, a wonderful extension of the original Slashcode that powers www.slashdot.org itself.


    Words can't express the grieving in the geek community over this senseless loss. Such sorrow hasn't been since since Buffy the Vampire Slayer stopped being syndicated.

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  156. Re:Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable questio by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

    Another question:

    How can they claim that Novell, by buying SuSE, is participating in practices which, contrary to the agreement between SCO and Novell, are in direct competition with SCO, when they *no longer sell linux*??

    ~Will

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  157. BSD Next? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1
    Right now, we're focusing on Linux. We'll get to BSD next year.



    I see we have a wonderful little threat going on here... needless to say, Darl's not just wanting to spear penguins, he's going devil-hunting next.



    In other words... "All your UNIX are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction, make your time."

  158. Re:Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable questio by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1

    Unix on Intel, probably.

  159. Two Quotes by Nucleon500 · · Score: 2, Funny
    [When I came aboard at SCO I looked at this issue of code and asked:] 'Why don't you guys do this?' They said, 'Because the Linux community will get mad at us.'

    I tell you what, I'll give you the Linux community getting mad at us vs. shareholder value. That was the trade off. They were absolutely right, the Linux community got mad and we were right, shareholder value went up. The last time I checked the CEO was in charge of shareholder value, not standing around the campfire singing Kumbaya with the Linux world. So far, I'm pleased with where we're going..

    This shows a complete lack of any moral value whatsoever. Completely gone. Guess what - if that many people get mad, you're not doing the right thing! It doesn't matter how much money you can make, you still shouldn't do it. (To put it another way, "Last I checked, it wasn't my job to sit around the table carving the roast beef for the Whos down in Whoville.")

    And my favorite, hopefully prophetic, quote which McBride attributes to IBM's lawyers:

    The skies over Utah will be blackened with attorneys before this is all done.
  160. Its official by Chexsum · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride talks to himself.

    Bill Gates? This is about our IP! What are you talking about?

    Classic!

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  161. All the big guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the big guys are out to get SCO? Too right, mate.

    I'm over 6 foot and I'm out to get them. Get them up against a wall and sort them out good and proper.

  162. Avoid SCO articles -- save sanity by jtheory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The unpredictable aspects of the legal system are definitely there, though I wouldn't be so paranoid about it as all that.

    Either way -- I think I'm going to skip these SCO articles from now on. CRN's interview with McBride was just so frustrating to read -- that guy is such a snake and such a master of spin, it pisses me off to no end, and there's not a thing I can do about it. If this case were going to be resolved anytime soon, I'd stick around to cheer, but as it is, I have no desire to sit around interminably stewing in bile.

    What's the practical approach to this?
    What can a regular, IANAL geek do?
    Donate to the FSF, since the GPL's getting involved? Somehow I don't think IBM needs my donation to its legal fund. Write letters to editors?

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    1. Re:Avoid SCO articles -- save sanity by ckaminski · · Score: 1
      No, what's really pathetic is how the press is just buying it.

      McBride: We're protecting our IP and it's turned into a bar-room brawl. What's at stake here at the end of the day is not just between SCO and IBM, it's what's in the balance for the computer industry. Is the future of software free or a traditional license model and the outcome will have a lot of impact on the industry going forward.

      Are you saying that commercial software and free software are mutually exclusive? Because the evidence seems to indicate the opposite.

      McBride: IBM will have a lot of problems trying to hide behind the GPL. Basically the GPL is countering U.S. Copyright law. Is IBM on the side of free software while they are one of the largest IP and IT firms in the world trying to protect their own patents and copy rights? It's just the most bizarre juxtaposition... . They're supporting something that's very unfriendly to copyrights.

      Can you please explain in layman's terms how the GPL is violating copyright law?

      Can you explain why SCO continues to this day to distribute GPL software when you are convinced, and are telling shareholders that the GPL is breaking the law? Is not SCO explicitly breaking the law by continuing to distribute GPLd software (samba)?

      McBride: Right now, we're talking about the Linux base. We're a little company we have to choose our battles. Our goal is to take the Linux thing and get that tightened down and then swing back around on AIX. We're sort of fine to let the AIX thing tick, because the longer it goes, when we actually end up in courtroom, we can go back to June 13, 2003, and add damages. We're sort of fine to let that one run. I don't sense they've stopped shipping AIX and both sides right now are kind of on the Linux battlefront.

      How does SCO intend to sue Linux users for infringement before proving infringement in the IBM case? Does this licensing action not jeapordize your 3billion litigation attempt against IBM?

      Wasn't the litigation originally for 2 billion?

      McBride: Our goal is not to blow up Linux. People ask why we don't go after the distributors...'If you have such a strong case, why not shut down Red Hat?' Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

      How do you intend to continue to make revenue off of the Linux licensees, once you are forced to make the offending code public, since the community has expressed a single-minded desire to replace every line of SCO code with non-offending replacements? Are you in effect not killing your own revenue stream?

      McBride: If I were a commercial end user independent of anything else, given the nature of the GPL I would avoid modifying the code, I would avoid doing anything that could be considered a distribution of my application. If I'm Merrill Lynch and have a trading application proprietary to Merrill Lynch and deploy it across all my trading desks, if that deployment occurred where the Linux OS and app are distributed togetherm there are arguments that Merrill would have to provide their proprietary trading application in source form to everyone. That's a problem. I'm sure all of Merrill's competitors would love to get that but it's hard for a company to be financially viable when all of the basises are shared.

      But the GPL specifically states only that you must distribute your code, along with binaries, that you make to third parties. Are you trying to indicate that Merrill Lynchs' IT department is a third party to their end users? I refer specifically to section 2b of GPL version 2:

      You must cause any work that you distribute or publish, that in whole or in part contains or is derived from the Program or any part thereof, to be licensed as a whole at no charge to all third parties under the terms of this License.

  163. The big guys? by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "all the big guys" are out to get SCO"

    FYI, Darl, the big guys aren't out to get you anymore than I am out to get a mosquito that keeps buzzing around my head. You keep pissing them off and eventually they will want to swat you

    Now the little guys, all of us linux users and many slashdotters alike whom you are pissing off a great deal: we'd definately like to see you suffer a painful and humiliating spiral down the corporate toilet. But the big guys have a bigger flyswatter, so you probably notice it coming a lot sooner...

  164. And then teh Beavis says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, drive through.

  165. I don't understand by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    This guys company gave me Linux for free. The licence doesn't say that they now have the right to bill me for it...

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  166. Iraqi Information Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it all becomes clear. The Iraqi Information Minister has moved to the U.S. and disguised himself as Darl McBride.

  167. Darl the vamire slayer by Excds · · Score: 1

    I think this has lots of similarities with "Buffy the vampires slayer". Darl going up to "save the world" from opensource harming the innocent IP. Although I seriously doubt he has any superpowers...

  168. All of it is a bluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy McBride is a fucking moron. He's got nothing, absolutely nothing. All of it is a bluff and nothing more. I cannot even believe that I'm wasting my time writing about something so absurd. This folks utilize GPL. They are making use of the very same thing that they say has not value in the Corporate world. How can you defend that? You can't. That's one of the reasons it's all a bluff. They gave away most, if not all, of the Unix code that they are claiming right about. Again, they cannot hide from that fact. They sold for years a Linux distro, which is based on GPL, before and after the SCO acquisition. Again, you cannot hide that either. Now they have tried, on purpose, to intimidate other companies' clients for their own gain. This guy McBride and his dumb stooges might even be legally charged for this. This is complete harassment for $$$ gains. On top of all this, they have not provided any real, substantiated evidence of any code, and this has been on purpose. I'm sorry, but if you sue someone you have to substantiate the allegation, Law 101.

  169. There probably is no infringing code by dbIII · · Score: 1
    What would keep anyone from forking the kernel at the point where all "infringing code" had been ripped out.
    That is assuming that there actually is any. Darl looks like an idiot and his case is weak because none has been revealed, and people are mumbling about criminal action because none has been revealed. I'm sure the stock price would go up more if something real was shown as a sample - instead of the Berkley Packet Filter (isn't it fraud to claim something like that for yourself - and isn't it stupidity when the name alone lets the world know that it isn't yours?). If something real was shown, Darl would still be in some personal legal hot water from past actions, so either there is nothing real there or he doesn't care about future legal costs.
  170. FBI Sting Nets 48 Wall Street Arrests by scavenger87 · · Score: 1

    Could this piece of news be connected with SCO? FBI Sting Nets 48 Wall Street Arrests

    1. Re:FBI Sting Nets 48 Wall Street Arrests by scavenger87 · · Score: 1

      Oh, forgot the link: http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/031118/financial_forex_arr ests_7.html

  171. God bless America by kalki · · Score: 1

    I'm writing this from third world country. Grown up with thoughts that America is land of freedom and justice. I've admire America's development, progress and freespirit but this SCO case is scarying me!

    The legal system is taken to its extreme and the in hands of greedy unethical corporations it gives scope for creating a dark dictatorship.

    Ironically the very legal system that has helped shape America will ruin its freedom.

    Take the SCO case, isn't it a simple case (if at all there is one)especially with a willing community (thats has hardly profited from the creation) that's open to protect SCO IP if there is any infringement

    With passing time SCO is twisting and turning the case and thus clouding a simple issues.

    Hope Linus ice cool head keeps community from reacting insanly to SCO disgusting tactics.

  172. Joy of Tech picture of Darl by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 1

    It took me a while to realise, but Joy of Tech has a cartoon of Darl himself! (see cartoon 506).

  173. Wrong ! by Jesrad · · Score: 1

    That's where the biggest risk for Linux and OSS lies in the SCO case: Don't Underestimate Your Opponent, Ever. Darl McBride demonstrates in this article and interview a fantastic mastery at FUD'ing and outright distorting facts and testimonies to support his warped view of reality. We should NOT attempt to fight him on that ground. He really knows Lying-Fu.

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  174. Formatting tips by Atragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    It probably came out formatted that way if you had HTML formatted selected and neglected to add BR or P tags (enclosed by the angled brackets of course) at line breaks.

    You could either add them in the future, or use plaintext formatting (selectable from the drop down menu beside the preview button...another handy tool)

  175. The best test by xihr · · Score: 1

    In a sense, you have to kind of be glad this is happening. Sooner or later, for better or worse, GPL was going to be legally put to the test -- that is inevitable. The way it stands now, as the antagonist we have SCO, a company whose claims are getting more and more ludcrious and desperate as time goes on, and the primary defender of GPL (only because it was outright sued by SCO) is IBM, a company now with a deep commitment to Linux, and which is known for its absolutely excellent legal team, deep pockets, and total lack of fear when it comes to defending itself against lawsuits.

    In a sense, you really could not ask for better conditions under which to have GPL tested. SCO will no longer continue to exist as a separate, viable company in a few years.

  176. No, it _is_ her fault by Moraelin · · Score: 1, Troll

    Which part is so hard to understand? Coffee is made by boiling ground coffee beans in (surprise!) boiling water. Whether you boil it yourself the old fashioned way, or get it from the office's coffee machine, it _will_ be hot. Even kids know that.

    So if anyone is retarded enough to put a paper-cup containing hot water between his/her thighs and squeeze it, they're officially too stupid to breathe. And awarding ludicrious sums of money to such f**ktards is a sad mockery of the whole justice system. Oh yeah, let's reward them for being complete morons.

    20% her fault? Gee wizz... How about 100% her fault? And how about the old fashioned idea of "take responsibility for your mistakes"? Oh, wait, I forget that the new way is to blame (and sue) someone else instead. Personal responsibility went out of fashion a long time ago.

    And I forget that it happened in a society where being a moron is cool, and being called "einstein" is an insult. Well, no wonder that she got a jurry of fellow cretins, eh?

    You know what I'd really want to see? I'd want to see a system where these cretins and leeches are actually _fined_ for bringing up such idiotic claims to a court. Not even something as ridiculous as $200,000 or anything. Slap her with a $2000 fine. Just enough to make other morons think twice before thinking, "hey, cool, who can we sue for money today?"

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    1. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Informative
      You know what I'd really want to see? I'd want to see a system where these cretins and leeches are actually _fined_ for bringing up such idiotic claims to a court. Not even something as ridiculous as $200,000 or anything. Slap her with a $2000 fine. Just enough to make other morons think twice before thinking, "hey, cool, who can we sue for money today?"

      Pal, you are a good example of a waste of air.

      This 79 year old woman made a mistake. It seems she realized that, since initially all she did was ask McDonalds to sell the coffee at a cooler temperature. It was McDonald's assinine behavior that cost it the lawsuit and all the bad publicity that came with it.

      Now read this next part carefully: The coffee you make at home in your Mr. Coffee is NEVER at 180 degrees F. As has already been pointed out, that is too hot to drink, and hot enough to be considerably more dangerous than "normal" coffee. McDonald's stance on this was inexcusable (and I do recall getting a very rude surprise the first time I sipped a cup of hot coffee from McDonalds myself).

      I'd be willing to bet you're under 30 years of age (most likely under 20). Someday you'll grow up - I hope.

      (I do agree there are many frivolous lawsuits, and they're bad - this just wasn't one of them. As to your "Einstein" comment, that is called "sarcasm", and is actually a compliment to Einstein. I think most people who were seriously compared to Einstein would be immensely flattered. Here's a suggestion though - rather than sitting around being bitter and complaining, perhaps you should actually do something to improve the world. Apologies if you already are.)

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    2. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by Jo+Owen · · Score: 1

      OK, simple fact here, when you boil water for your coffe, it boils, to 100C which is about 210F, is it not? It cools down eventualy, as would the macdonalds coffee, the simple fact is thought, coffee is hot.

    3. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      OK, simple fact here, when you boil water for your coffe, it boils, to 100C which is about 210F, is it not? It cools down eventualy, as would the macdonalds coffee, the simple fact is thought, coffee is hot.

      Time for experimentation: Brew a pot of coffee using Mr. Coffee, and measure the temperature in the urn right after it is done brewing. It will be 160 F. or lower.

      Why? Because the drip process cools the coffee off as it goes into the urn. Isn't technology amazing? :-)

      McDonalds kept their coffee "artificially" hot for marketing reasons IIRC. Oops.

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    4. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
      This 79 year old woman made a mistake. It seems she realized that, since initially all she did was ask McDonalds to sell the coffee at a cooler temperature. It was McDonald's assinine behavior that cost it the lawsuit and all the bad publicity that came with it.

      What does her age have to do with it? At 79 she should be old enough to know that squeezing a cup of hot coffee between her knees could be dangerous. Furthermore, why should MacDonalds customers be expected to drink cold coffee just because she's not quite smart enough not to manage to hurt herself doing something as simple as opening a polystyrene cup?


      The coffee you make at home in your Mr. Coffee is NEVER at 180 degrees F.

      I won't be so facetious as to make the distinction between making coffee at home and making coffee in my office. So, let's make a nice, hot cup of coffee, and measure it (in the middle of a fairly normal-sized mug, is there a coffee equivalent of ISO3103?). I'm using Cafe Direct instant ('cos I can't be bothered bringing the spare filter machine from home). Measure it and... 84C. So, slightly hotter than Macdonalds.


      (and I do recall getting a very rude surprise the first time I sipped a cup of hot coffee from McDonalds myself)

      Same here. It tasted *horrible*.

    5. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Coffee is made by boiling ground coffee beans in (surprise!) boiling water.

      Actually, at most restaurants (McDonald's included) it's made by steam. Water is boiled, the steam is collected and when it condenses it drips through the coffee grounds. By the time it's servable, it can have cooled to quite a lower temperature than the 212 F required to boil the water in the first place.

      A simple test was done to compare coffee temperatures, and nobody came within 20 degrees F of the 180 McDonald's kept theirs.

      She never asked for $3MM, the jury awarded her that amount because of McDonald's stance on the issue. That large amount was a punishment for McDonald's having received numerous complaints and not doing anything about it.

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    6. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Troll
      This 79 year old woman made a mistake. It seems she realized that, since initially all she did was ask McDonalds to sell the coffee at a cooler temperature.

      No, pal, what she did was immediately ask for $20,000 from McDonald. We're talking about a greedy _leech_ whose first thought was "hey, cool, I can sue someone for money."

      _If_ she had simply asked McDonald to sell cooler coffee, _then_ she'd have a lot of sympathy from me. But no, this waste of genetic material instantly wanted money.

      And _that_ is what's wrong with society today. Every single cretin wants to be awarded money for being utterly stupid. Instead of accepting "ok, I made a mistake", they instantly start thinking "wow, who can I sue for money?"

      If some idiot jumps off a tree branch and breaks his leg, he (or his parents) want to sue whoever planted the tree. And immediately someone wants to push for legislation to limit the admissible height for tree branches.

      Personal responsibility is no longer fashionable. Noone is to blame any more, noone wants to think for them any more, noone wants to talk to their children any more. They just want to sue someone instead.

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    7. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by haggisman · · Score: 1

      The fact she's 79 years old doesn't excuse stupidity. Did you expect McDonalds to send a staff member in the car to help her open the lid or something?

      Putting scalding hot coffee between your legs is a very dangerous proposition at the best of times - mucking around with it in a moving vehicle is indescribably stupid.

      I'm pissed off she got even got 1 cent out of this.

    8. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by radtea · · Score: 1
      Coffee is made by boiling ground coffee beans in (surprise!) boiling water. Whether you boil it yourself the old fashioned way, or get it from the office's coffee machine, it _will_ be hot.

      This is as fine an example of innumeracy as one is ever likely to see.

      "Hot" is a term with a wide range of meanings. To be able to pass judgement on a given case, one needs to specify numerically what is meant by "hot". If I say, "Hot coffee" I could be referring to any temperature between barely warm and boiling hot.

      An innumerate person, such as the poster above, will simply hear "hot" and never think to apply a numerical value to the term. A numerate person will be aware that "hot" has a wide range of possible meanings and insist that the meaning in the current case be numerically specified. When that is done, the justice of the case becomes much clearer.

      Sadly, it appears that the poster's complaints about America being a nation of morons are all too justified.

      --Tom
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    9. Re:No, it _is_ her fault by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      some people actually like it hot

      But consider that no matter how hot you think you like it, nobody can drink it at that temperature without suffering burns.

      Now maybe if you think some of your customers want to be burned, there'd be an argument for having it that hot. Otherwise...

      Wait a minute! Aren't we supposed to be discussing how evil SCO is? OK, mod me -1 OT

  177. Announcing intent to break the law. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    And is specifically forbidden by the GPL. If you can not distribute it without a transaction fee, it can not be distributed at all (see GPL paragraph 7). And without the GPL, standard copyright law applies. Is it something wrong with me, or did the CEO of SCO just publicly announce that their goal is to break the law?

    Kjella

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  178. nothing to worry about by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The GPL is absolutely watertight. It in no way abridges anyone's statutory rights {which would invalidate a contract in most countries, including this one} but, rather, gives you explicit written permission to perform certain acts.

    Anyone who disputes this please state which of the following facts you object to:
    1. Copyright law grants copyright holders the right to decide, for a limited time, who should and who should not copy their work.
    2. Without explicit permission from the copyright holder or their authorised agent, it would be an offence to make and distribute copies - whether verbatim or modidied - of a copyrighted work.
    3. Section 1 of the GPL gives users explicit permission to distribute verbatim copies as per (2) above provided that certain conditions are met.
    4. Sections 2 and 3 of the GPL give users explicit permission to make and distribute modified copies and derivative works as per (2) above provided that certain conditions are met.
    You may already have certain fair dealing rights in relation to software licenced under the GPL, but such rights vary from one jurisdiction to another. Many copyright holders don't give out permission so freely, but the law doesn't stop you letting other people copy your work if you want them to. All that could ever possibly happen from the GPL coming to court would be vindication for the GPL. Contrast that with certain EULAs being tested in court. The MS EULA, for instance, would almost certainly be laughed out of UK or German courts. That would hurt the GPL's credibility, but it wouldn't do Microsoft any favours either.

    If IBM, or anyone, has knowingly placed source code in the Linux kernel {and therefore subjected it to the GPL} without having the right to, then they have violated copyright law. This will have to be debated in court, and then the disputed code will have to come to light, otherwise the case will be summarily dismissed. The Kernel Developers - who can show that they have acted in good faith and exercised due diligence at every stage - will then be able to remove any infringing code. In the unlikely event that the kernel developers are ordered to pay damages, they will have the right to sue whoever committed the original infringement. However, such damages are likely to be for a nominal sum {$1?} on account of SCO's refusal to show the code in question sooner.

    And if the unthinkable happens - if, and it could only ever happen by some massive brain-fart, the GPL is ruled invalid, the disputed source code is not shown and Linux is declared illegal in all versions - then there is always FreeBSD, already proven not to be SCO's property.
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    1. Re:nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If IBM, or anyone, has knowingly placed source code in the Linux kernel {and therefore subjected it to the GPL} without having the right to, then they have violated copyright law. This will have to be debated in court, and then the disputed code will have to come to light, otherwise the case will be summarily dismissed. The Kernel Developers - who can show that they have acted in good faith and exercised due diligence at every stage - will then be able to remove any infringing code. In the unlikely event that the kernel developers are ordered to pay damages, they will have the right to sue whoever committed the original infringement. However, such damages are likely to be for a nominal sum {$1?} on account of SCO's refusal to show the code in question sooner.

      Well, therein lies the problem. SCO is saying that the GPL is invalid not because the kernel developers don't show due diligence, but rather because it is impossible for them to show due diligence. It is too easy for an employee of a company or *insert other possible threat here* to put code into the kernel that is under copyright, and there is _no_ way for the kernel developers to know. So, essentially you end up with a never ending circle of these problems, because even if they show the code after the fact, the damage is still done. The code, which was proprietary, and essentially a trade secret, is now out in the public, and the company is damaged because of it.

      SCO may be a horrible company, and is only doing this so it's execs get a "golden parachute", but the real issue is. The GPL does have some fundamental flaws because there is no way to truly determine if the submitter is really the copyright owner of that code.

    2. Re:nothing to worry about by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if the kernel developers didn't exercise due diligence, then that would not affect the GPL's validity, because of its wording. The GPL does not give you permission to distribute code that is not covered by the GPL, and if you haven't the authority to release code under the GPL then the GPL can't be applied to that code. If one person violates the law on which the licence is built, that doesn't invalidate the licence!

      But it's entirely possible for the kernel developers to show due diligence. PGP-signed e-mails, for a start.

      Furthermore, the Linux kernel developers are not the only people who would be susceptible to this sort of thing. How does anyone know, for example, that Microsoft have not incorporated some of SCO's proprietary code into Windows? It could easily be there, but protected from SCO's prying eyes by Microsoft's closed-source practices. It's only the unique nature of Open Source Software that has allowed them to complain about code in the Linux kernel - because with Linux, everything is done out in broad daylight. If there is nothing the Linux kernel developers could have done to guard against proprietary code finding its way into the kernel, then it follows that there is nothing anybody else could do to prevent the same thing either.

      SCO were in the better position all along, because they could see both their code and Linux, whereas the Linux people did not have access to SCO's code. As soon as they spotted their code entering a release candidate, they should have had a polite word with the kernel team right then and the whole mess would have been sorted. They missed an opportunity to nip it in the bud, and must carry at least some of the blame for what happened after it could have been fixed.

      Example: your neighbour's dog shits in your garden. You spot it, but don't mention it to the neighbour until it has already turned your lawn yellow, given your kids diseases, and your wife has slipped on it and banged her arse good and proper. Some of the responsibility must be yours, because you could have taken action sooner -- you could have pointed it out to your neighbour and asked what they were going to do about it, but instead you chose to wait until the problem had escalated.

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  179. No, it _is_ her fault by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    No, she _is_ a total clueless idiot, even if she didn't get millions.

    1. Coffee is prepared with boiling water, and some people actually like it hot. Even kids are supposed to know that.

    2. So 700 out of _hundreds_ _of_ _millions_ served are total cretins. What does this tell you? Maybe that one has to be in the "0.1% most retarded" part of the bell curve to have trouble with it? Well, now you know where that old lady fits.

    3. This is precisely what makes her a cretin. If you put a paper-cup between your thighs, and _squeeze_ it to hold it in place as you wrestle the lid off... what do you expect to happen? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that you'll push the water out, all over yourself. Anyone who's not completely brain-dead should be able to figure that out.

    4. Yes, and McDonald has all my respect for refusing to give in to that kind of extortion. If they paid $20,000 to every single leech that asks for it, they'd get a million such requests a day.

    5. The fact that she made _any_ money as reward for being a complete cretin, is already a mockery of the justice system. It doesn't have to be millions. Even if they awarded her the cost of the coffee, it would still be too much. IMHO such leeches should be fined, not encouraged to abuse the legal system some more.

    6. Which doesn't mean they had been doing anything wrong. It just means that in a society where the "american dream" is to sue someone for undeserved money, McDonald covered their asses against other leeches. If not, every single bum would have read about the lawsuit, then went and poured coffee on themselves to get some money.

    7. See point 1, since you're essentially rehashing the exact same point.

    I.e., basically I don't think that McDonald was guilty or anything, and didn't break any law. And forget about the old lady. The jury of cretins who awarded those damages are the saddest part.

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  180. Another popular move... by CaptainBaz · · Score: 1

    Apparently SCO has had to hire bodyguards for its execs.

    Job satisfaction, anyone?

  181. BSD by FutureShoks · · Score: 1
    Thats fine, Linux dies. Then there'll be a truck-load of developers ready to work on porting all of the remaining user-land bits of a typical GNU/Linux distro to one of the BSD kernels (OpenBSD, NetBSD, FreeBSD for example)

    BSD kernels are unencumbered by System V legacy code, copyright and control - which is basically why Apple's OS X isn't a licensee of SCO's UNIX copyright.

    I love the fact that when mentioning free UNIX only Linux gets a mention. This is despite the fact that a huge swathe of ISPs run some sort of *BSD for hosting, security, firewalls, etc.

    Not only are they free in both senses of the word but there is no viral GNU license which obliges derivative works from adhering to the license.

    If GNU is challenge and Linux destroyed then it will only delay the pervasiveness of "free" Unicies - IBM et al will simply adopt a BSD kernel. BSD kernels were created for the specific tasks of removing the old AT&T/System V licensed code!

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  182. Sco lose out whatever way by mormop · · Score: 1

    Even if SCO managed to overturn the GPL it is still only a distribution mechanism. The copyright for code included by other kernel programmers will remain with those who contributed it.

    If these people desired, they could withdraw the right to use their code from SCO and that would be it - SCO screwed - permanently unless of course they can rewrite the millions of lines of code that have nothing whatsoever to do with them.

    Interest of the shareholders? My arse

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  183. Berkeley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, after all, both unix and LSD originates from Berkeley ... (Unix Haters Handbook), so it's not such a far fetched comparison ...

  184. Re:No no no no: GPL reworked to be more pro-busine by cpghost · · Score: 1

    What Darl wants, and I will fight to the end of my days to prevent, is a return to the hugely inefficient days when every Tom, Dick and Harry company could build their own unique, incompatible-with-the-universe, expensive custom OSes.

    As long as said companies implemented standard interfaces fully and correctly, why not? The Unix world managed to converge towards a common set of standards and interfaces, and this is very good. I wouldn't mind (much) if my favorite application compiles on Linux, BSD, Solaris, etc... The OS implementation itself is not important, as long as the interface is respected.

    BTW, having multiple Unix implementations is beneficial to portability and code quality of the applications too! If you are forced, as a developer, to avoid specific idiosyncracies of a specific OS implementation, you will likely generate better code; code that is maintained more easily.

    Having a Linux-only monoculture in the Unix world would not be good either. Everyone who has already tried to port newer apps from Linux to, say, BSD, will have noticed, that developers are often careless, or lazy, about true portability. Fortunately, and thanks to the open source model, a small patch to the developers is generally cheerfully accepted, and takes care of sloppy coding techniques.

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  185. What did they expect? by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

    What did they expect? There are people out there that will hurt them give the chance. That is what being a zealot will do to some people and SCO started this mess. Some people never learned to play nice. Darl and Chris should have figured there assholery would generate some blowback. Stupid pricks.

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  186. Re:No no no no: GPL reworked to be more pro-busine by scottme · · Score: 1

    ... standards lead to portability, interoperability, and the dissemination of the knowledge needed for full participation in information-intensive societies.

    Precisely. There you have it in a nutshell. That is the reason why SCO must not win here. The world does not need any more sheet-anchors on the advancement of knowledge and freedom. McBride admits that his goal is to extract a tax on all users of Linux. What has his company done to earn the right to that? Nothing at all.

    For most people, now and in the future, computers, information technology, and all the stuff that Slashdotters hold dear, is nothing more than a means to an end. It is not an end in itself. As such it is right an proper that it should become commoditized. Companies like SCO, Microsoft, and yes, IBM, if it doesn't continue to reinvent itself, may go down in the process. That is the way of the world. Let's not lose sight of that.

  187. How many times does this need to be said? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

    You are missing the point.

    SCO's beef with the GPL is the same as Microsoft's. It is its so-called "viral" nature. That is, if your software incorporates any code which is GPLed, your software must also be released under a GPL-compatible license.

    SCO's argument, as I understand it, is that US copyright law states that you cannot lose control of your work by accident. The GPL states that you cannot revoke the rights it grants: any code which has ever been released under the GPL must always be available under the GPL. SCO are suing IBM for GPLing code SCO claim is theirs, but SCO have also distributed Linux, implicitly accepting the GPL license on the kernel, and therefore implicitly GPLing their code. So if the GPL stands, they have lost the case already. You must have read that argument a thousand times on Slashdot and Groklaw.

    So they say: we did not knowingly GPL our IP, so, under US copyright law, it cannot be subject to the GPL, which requires us to relinquish rights we have not agreed to relinquish. Since US copyright law disagrees with the GPL, the GPL violates the law.

    Is this true or false? IANAL, so I can't answer that one. But it certainly isn't as cut and dried as you make it sound.

    1. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by LightSail · · Score: 1

      SCO published Linux with the full knowledge to the code contained in the Kernel. They willingly published the code under GPL.

      The issue is that they decided to claim ownership of a portion of the source code after the fact. Most courts view the lack of dilgence as unfortunate, but not actionable. The fact that the claimed ownership is unproven also will way heavily against SCO. SCO has yet to press any copyright claims on any code in Linux in a court of law. How can you lose a copyright if you do not have clear ownership? If the issue comes down to keeping code confidential, SCO published the code.

    2. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by Frodrick · · Score: 1
      "SCO's beef with the GPL is the same as Microsoft's. It is its so-called "viral" nature."

      Interesting, but I find SCO's interpretation of its Sys V rights far more "viral". They seem to believe that they own anything that has ever come into contact with Sys V.

      "SCO's argument, as I understand it, is that US copyright law states that you cannot lose control of your work by accident."

      Two separate arguments. SCO argues that their own release of code in the Linux kernal was inadvertant - which may have been true before they filed their lawsuit - but not after. In any case, if it were truly an accidental release of code, the GPL would be satisfied with its removal and would not attempt to hang on to it improperly. The essense of the GPL is "if you make use of the source code we have given you to write software of your own and distibute it, then you must allow others to do the same with that piece of software." There are, of course, more subtle nuances to it, but the GPL does not disagree with copyright law - it relies on it.

      That brings us to the second argument SCO has made - That the GPL is invalid because it is superceded by Federal Copyright Law. Their reasoning goes something like this:"Copyright law lets you make one copy of software; the GPL lets you make an infinite number of copies - Therefore the GPL violates copyright law." And, of course, since the GPL attempts to "dictate" copyright law AND the US Constitution gives that right to congress, the GPL is "unconstitutional."

      This last line of reasoning is stupid, bordering on insane, and seems to rely on a fundamental lack of understanding of both copyright law and the GPL. Personally I find it difficult to believe that anyone could get away with presenting this argument to a court without being cited for contempt.

    3. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      The essense of the GPL is "if you make use of the source code we have given you to write software of your own and distibute it, then you must allow others to do the same with that piece of software."

      I basically understand what i think you mean, but the words are confusing. Your wording implies (to me anyway, maybe my parser is broken) that if i use a GPL'd text editor to write my code, that my code must then be GPL'd. But you mean to say that if I use code from the GPL'd text editor in my code then I must GPL my code.

      However I understand, most likely semi-incorrectly, that if I use the GPL'd text editor code in my project, that all I need to release as GPL'd code is the code from the GPL'd text editor. So if I modularize my code and the interfacing code to the GPL'd code, all i really would need to release might be the interfacing functions/procedures and the original GPL'd code, and none of my original code (making sure I don't statically link to GPL'd libraries, i assume).

      McBribe's allegations about an inhouse financial app is rediculous. If you develope something for your own use (corporate or personal) using GPL'd code and don't distribute it, you don't have to release the source.

    4. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Their reasoning goes something like this:"Copyright law lets you make one copy of software; the GPL lets you make an infinite number of copies - Therefore the GPL violates copyright law."
      My response to them would be where in copyright law does it say it lets you make one copy?

      Copyright law says that *ALL* copies, excluding fair use (which is what a backup copy is), are illegal unless authorized by the copyright holder. Now if a copyright holder isn't allowed to say who and who is not allowed to make copies of his work in quantity, then how would a book author grant permission to a publisher to print his book in quantity, exactly? Since the text of the GPL says that anyone is free to make copies of the work in any quantity (so long as the terms of the license are agreed to), how does this not qualify as express permission from the copyright holder consistent with copyright law? While there is no real way to entirely ensure that a person has really agreed to the terms of the license (any more than the ability to stop casual piracy), if they visibly act in a manner contrary to that of one who would have agreed to the terms of the GGPL (eg, insisting on royalties, etc), that pretty much _proves_ a willful disagreement with it. So if they distribute having provably disagreed with the terms of the license required to have obtained permission to copy, how can they *NOT* be held accountable for breaking copyright law? That a person doesn't agree with the terms of the GPL does not give him or her any more permission to distribute a work copyrighted under it as they see fit any more than the a pirate who thinks that copyright itself should be abolished should have some sort of right to freely distribute copyrighted commercial software.

      I'd love to see the looks on their lawyers faces if or when this little tidbit is pointed out to them.

    5. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by schon · · Score: 1

      if your software incorporates any code which is GPLed, your software must also be released under a GPL-compatible license.

      You make it sound like the GPL will jump up and attack your software..

      The key point is this: You are not obligated to release your code under the GPL, because you are not obligated to use existing GPL code in your project. If you decide you want to use some software in your code, and that software is covered under the GPL, you can always go to the author and ask for a different license. If the original author says no, then you can either use the GPL, or write everything yourself. There is nothing "viral" about it.

      SCO's argument, as I understand it, is that US copyright law states that you cannot lose control of your work by accident.

      No, that was their argument a few months ago. Since then, they've said that the GPL is illegal and unconstitutional, but provided no reasoning behind such wild claims.

      SCO are suing IBM for GPLing code SCO claim is theirs, but SCO have also distributed Linux

      Again wrong. SCO is suing IBM for contract violation. Not for GPL'ing SCO's code.

      SCO has stated publically that IBM did not put the alleged infringing code in Linux.

      So they say: we did not knowingly GPL our IP, so, under US copyright law, it cannot be subject to the GPL, which requires us to relinquish rights we have not agreed to relinquish. Since US copyright law disagrees with the GPL, the GPL violates the law.

      Wrong. It's not the GPL that's illegal in this case, it the fact that the alleged infringing code was put there by someone. If I have a contract with you that says I can use your copyrighted material, but not disclose it to anyone, and I distribute that material, the contract is not illegal, my actions are. It's a pretty big difference.

    6. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      SCO's beef with the GPL is the same as Microsoft's. It is its so-called "viral" nature. That is, if your software incorporates any code which is GPLed, your software must also be released under a GPL-compatible license.
      This isn't viral.

      If *ANY* of the original code is in there, it *HAS* to be subject to the original copyright terms because of who wrote it in the first place.

      The loophole out of this (that MS and SCO don't seem to realize) is that copyright only covers actual content, it does not protect ideas... so if you happen to learn a way of doing something that GPL'd software happens to accomplish, the copyright holder can't nail you for copying the idea.

    7. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      SCO published Linux with the full knowledge to the code contained in the Kernel. They willingly published the code under GPL.
      And it's assertions like this that could endanger the GPL.

      SCO published Linux, yes. *IF* their IP was in Linux, they _could_ have bothered to check Linux to see if their IP was in there, but they could have conceivably had no particular reason to do so until such point as it was incidentally discovered that there was some infringement happening. Therefore, *IF* SCO's IP is in Linux, they did not knowingly publish it under the GPL. Further, their having continued to distribute Linux since finding out about this does not constitute a willful intent to GPL their code, it merely constitutes copyright infringment because they are not agreeing to the terms of the GPL while continuing to distribute the code.

      *IF* SCO's IP is in Linux, it isn't covered by the GPL until SCO says it is. Period.

    8. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "SCO's argument, as I understand it, is that US copyright law states that you cannot lose control of your work by accident. The GPL states that you cannot revoke the rights it grants: any code which has ever been released under the GPL must always be available under the GPL."

      Read the GPL. Part of SCO's argument falls apart immediately. Let's say I find an old tape of sysV code, figure out how to read it, add some code from there to my personal copy of the kernel, and put it up on a website. Has the sysV code I copied been GPLed? No. I don't have the legal right to do so, because I cannot convey to others the legal permission to copy the stolen code. This code has therefore not been released under the GPL.

      It would be the same if I were IBM. Say hypothetically that IBM added sysV code to the Linux kernel illegally. Any kernel that contains that code is not under the GPL and cannot be copied or distributed. (Whether or not the code can legally be run is questionable.)

      This is not what SCO is arguing, anyway. They are claiming that the GPL is invalid by nature, and, more unbelievable, that all of Linus's and Alan's work is in the public domain (completely free in every sense) but the aspects that are derivative of sysV code are owned by SCO. This is farcical. I wouldn't be surprised if Boies were disbarred (though I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't).

    9. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by GSloop · · Score: 1

      A judge would have to adudicate these things...

      But, it seems like someone stealing your stuff out of your garage, and then selling them next door for $100 a bag.

      I offer you a few, for free, and you sell them yourself for $100, and then try to charge the buyer of your bags for possession of stolen property.

      A judge would be fairly incredulous that you hadn't even looked inside the bags to determine what you were selling, and would generally hold harmless anyone who bought your bags (of your own stolen stuff).

      That might not make the code GPL'd, but it would make it very difficult to convince a judge to hold anyone else responsible for the theft than the neighbor. It's likely there would be provisions to "assist" those who had unknowingly participated in the event.

      If the "review" of the product released by SCO was too lax, then I can see a judge simply saying: "SCO, you should have known better, and checked better. Since you didn't, it would be reasonable for anyone to rely on your professions of GPL release and thus, even though you didn't intend, your lack of due dilligence compels the court to consider your release a GPL'd release."

      Clearly, this is for a Judge to decide.

      But these things only apply if code that IS SCO's is found in the the kernel, which I doubt will happen.

      So, in the best case for SCO, some code is found, and a judge allows for that code to be removed with no penalty.

      Middle case: SCO's code is found in kernel, but SCO loses rights to the code and it's declared as GPL'd.

      Worst case: No offending code is found, SCO is slashed and bashed in counter by IBM and every SCO shareholder loses 100% of their equity investment.

      Doesn't look like a good possible case to me for SCO.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    10. Re:How many times does this need to be said? by LightSail · · Score: 1

      Copyright must be transfered by careful thoroughly documented process.

      Publishing under the GPL does not transfer copyright, but does release the item published under GPL by the terms in GPL. SCO is expected to know what they are publishing word for word and will not have success pleading ignorance. SCO still owns the copyrights if they exist.

      SCO cannot expect any compensation when users have a valid license GPL for the software that SCO published freely. The issue for a user is -is the license valid. Yes, the GPL is valid because SCO chose to use it. Copyright is not a user issue, a valid license is the issue. SCO still uses the GPL for Samba and GNU utilities and will not be able to invalidate it in court. Any Linux user has the expectation that the licensor (SCO) has a issued a license in good faith and will abide by the terms of the license.

      SCO again is comparing apples (copyright) and oranges (License). The GPL does not transfer copyright, but the willing use of a license requires that the grantor of the license act in good faith.

      SCO has the possibility of action against the initial publisher of SCO copyrighted material if it happened. SCO publishing under the GPL and waiting years to press the claim weakens that action considerably. SCO has yet to make any copyright claim against any one.

  188. You may not have noticed but.. by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

    It pretty well risen up. There is nothing anyone can do if SCO will not disclose the supposed infringing code. The ball is in the justice courts and Red Hat and IBM are leading the way.

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  189. Oh, spare us by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming that the temperatures are given in the archaic Fahrenheit scale. Converting 180 degrees Fahrenheit (***** FOR FUCK'S SAKE SLASHDOT JANITORS, FIX HTML ENTITIES *****) to Centigrade gives 82C - not an unreasonable temperature for black coffee. Unless you like drinking your coffee lukewarm in the US, of course.

    1. Re:Oh, spare us by myom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, that's F, which is defined like this:

      212F is the temperature where water boils
      32F where it freezes.
      Originally 100F was supposed to be the rectal temperature of a person, but it is closer to 98 and 99.

      The system is based on the two highly logical numbers 212 and 32, because 32 was the number of toes that some english king had.

      That same king had a feverish aunt, and that aunt gave inspiration to the definition of other measures. 100F was the rectal temperature of that aunt. A yard was the distance two of her paces moved her feet, that coincidentally were a third of the length of those two paces, hence the measure of the foot. When the king's mathematicians noticed a foot was almost exactly twelve times the length of the king's penis, they were certain this was a sign from God - a full circle from the king's penis and his aunt's rectum had been discovered!

      They presented the findings, which formed the basis of the scales and measures used in UK and US still. Lately heretics denying the greatness of God have been using other blasphemical measures, a sure sign the terrorists have already won.

    2. Re:Oh, spare us by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Originally 100F was supposed to be the rectal temperature of a person, but it is closer to 98 and 99.

      So basically the Fahrenheit scale is a load of arse? ;-)
      ...formed the basis of the scales and measures used in UK and US still.

      Sorry dude, we haven't used Imperial measurements for a long time now (except miles, we're still stuck measuring distances and speed limits in miles). Oh, and all our Imperial measurements seem to be different to American ones. Weird, eh?

    3. Re:Oh, spare us by Ithika · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's not all that easy to scald yourself. I've got a fairly large and ugly scar on my leg from an entire kettle full of boiling water. The only reason it did so much damage was because I was six months old at the time, and due to the ignorance of the doctors that treated me.

      That very same kettle of water would have been perfectly drinkable at that temperature, even though it's scarred me for life.

      But then again, maybe they just *do* like drinking tepid coffee in the US...

      - Ithika.

    4. Re:Oh, spare us by myom · · Score: 2, Funny

      I assume you are from the UK? Well, you measure your weight in stones, and I won't even get into where that comes from... but it is pretty close to the origin of the inch. (:

    5. Re:Oh, spare us by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
      My mother has really serious scarring from scalds down both arms - one from when she was a child, one from about three years ago when she managed to pour boiling water over her arm which then soaked into the thick wool jersey she was wearing. The nurse that treated her in the first instance at the hospital put a dry gauze dressing on it...


      Oh, and just to put the tin hat on it, as Mum took her jumper off, it caught a teaspoon lying on the kitchen worktop. When I picked up the wet jumper, and was clearing the mess up, I threw everything in the washing machine. Said teaspoon ripped the rubber flange on the drum and flooded the kitchen. Never rains but it pours...

    6. Re:Oh, spare us by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you order a "250 milliliter" or "quarter liter" instead of a pint at the pubs?
      There is a great essay about how the metric system looks all good to write, but is way inconvenient to actually use. How do you divide a meter in thirds?, etc. It also tells about the origin of the fahrenheit scale as being a binary scale (64 degrees) between the freezing point of water and body temperature (96 originally) so that the scale could be accurately duplicated based on those two setpoints.

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    7. Re:Oh, spare us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0F is the temperature that pig's blood freezes, just so you know.

    8. Re:Oh, spare us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Challenger blew up because of imperial vs. metric conversion code. nuff said.

    9. Re:Oh, spare us by myom · · Score: 1

      That is a silly essay, full of lies and assumes a certain way of thinking not found in countries that doesn't use a dead king's body parts as measurements, sorry. Instead we use exponents of 10 as the number And why the F do you want to bring up the example of dividing a meter into three parts as an example? My guess is because a yard is three feet, how convenient. Well how about this, split a yard in 4 parts and using two decimals state its exact length in inches. Or to make it easier for you, since we use exponents of 10 in all modern civilisations, I let you divide a yard in 10 parts. How many inches is that? If you by tradition are used to some other system than the decimal, like the sumerian 12 (i think) and Aztec 60, I apologise for my lack of respect (:

    10. Re:Oh, spare us by BlitzPig_Sal · · Score: 1

      Actualy, a yard split into 4 parts would yield pieces exactly 9 inches in length. That is the point of a measurement system based on 12 inches to a foot, it can be divided equally in multiples of 2 or 3. You can divide the yard into 10 parts of 3.6 inches in length which is not quite as elegant, but also not as useful in a real world situation.

    11. Re:Oh, spare us by myom · · Score: 1

      You got a point there, but I still like using exponents of 10.

  190. Re:Not just a hypocrite... but outdated too. by JCCyC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drug-based enemy demonizing is so 20th century. Doesn't he know terrorist is the smear du jour?

  191. Want some more laughs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride has featured in the Top 25 Executives list. Article here.

    I don't think I have read this much pro-SCO junk in one place. They are trying to make it appear that the Linux community have something to hide and he just wants to calmly sort this out. They are trying to make it appear that SCO is the victim in the case.

  192. What if SCO wins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if SCO somehow wins this suit? Would the open source community likely start over from scratch or is there another viable kernel? How long would this take to recover from?

  193. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First laugh-out-loud funny post I've read all day.

  194. speaks with forked tongue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's some of the best money we've spent, not even money, some of the best stock we've issued."

    Not even money....just SCO stock.
    McBride knows as well as anyone how little true value their stock has..

    "Our goal is not to blow up Linux [.....]Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal."

    compare and contrast with this little gem..

    "we have an issue with open source being hijacked for the use of certain companies or individuals".

    and this "yes we'll probably now be taking action against the GPL"

    Sounds like someone can't keep his ideas straight..
    Then again, speaking of IBM, McShite says "They have more attorneys than we have employees".
    Hang on Darl, YOU have more attorneys than you have employees. And more employees than customers. He he he.

  195. The words of Mark Twain by anoopsinha · · Score: 1

    There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and the words of Mr Darl McBride.

  196. good luck suing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not think that SCO will be able to come up with enough "evidence" to win their lawsuit but one thing is for sure: I will never ever pay a cent to criminals like SCO and I predict that we all will find ways to maintain and exchange our beloved Linux source code without supporting such an extortion attempt.
    Let's all stick together and come up with clever ways to deal with the situation.

    1. Re:good luck suing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i absolutely agree. any ideas anyone?

  197. Smooth talkin' Darl by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
    This started to sound like McBride was really on to something, and may actually have some long-term plan for his company. But then he starts talking out of both sides of his mouth:
    So the concept of companies getting together and sharing source code and working together is not an issue for us and we've participated in that and benefited from a number of projects including Samba and continue to do so. We haven't identified any specific IP issues with Samba and that's why we continue to work with it. ... That's not the issue, the issue is the GPL and its pushing IP liability issues...
    So he derides the GPL, says it violates copyright law, and then talks about participating in Samba WHICH IS GPL licensed! What the fsck! He's against anybody getting an OS for free, but he wants it free himself. How the hell does he think that's going to work.

    He also makes it sound like SCO is a contributor to Samba. Does anybody know if SCO has any contributions to the Samba code? And if so, is it going to be left in?

    It's kind of hollow words that we are not showing code, because we have shown examples and if we keep showing it, they'll just take that out and say 'no harm no foul.' That doesn't solve the problem.
    He means here that it doesn't solve the problem for SCO and his personal golden parachute. IANAL, but I beleive that according to copyright case law, it DOES solve the problem. If they can show monetary harm from the infringement, it goes back to the contract with IBM and Sequent (Sequent being "some IBM folks and some of our folks", so maybe they did it to themselves).

    Maybe his argument is going to be that since they suffered some monetary damages, but the Linux kernel is free, that they should automatically OWN the code!! (like that would fly).

    Now, if there is an appropriate legal settlement that we think is reasonable and advantageous to our shareholders certainly we'll consider that, but we have to assume we take this to full conclusion and it may very well happen.
    I guess he's still got some hope that IBM will offer a buy-out. Good luck, Darl.

    So in spite of all the posturing and this "grand vision" that he is trying to portray, this still looks more like an ambitious pump-and-dump scheme, and Darl is obviously very good at it.
    But I don't think he really believes what he is saying.

    --
    "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
    --- Jerry Garcia
  198. SCO hires Body Guards by WillRobinson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Looks like Daryl and friends are really afraid of you. http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Nov/11192003/business/1 12207.asp

    1. Re:SCO hires Body Guards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peopole who hire bodyguards thinking it will protect them from those who really intend to kill them are kidding themselves in a big way.

      Do you know what a bodyguard is?

      Just another dumb mother fucker to kill.

      Seriously, if you intend to kill a person, I mean really, really want someone dead, ask yourself a question.

      If you are willing to kill a person would the presence of a "bodyguard" impede you in any way beyond being just one more person to kill?

      If you honestly want someone dead bad enough then the answer is no. The presence of a bodyguard is not going to stop you. It just menas you have to do a bit more killing to obtain your desired goal.

  199. Experimenting with different scenarios by myom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    - I decide to boil water and pour it on my lap.
    I go to court, suing the maker of the teapot: I would get laughed out of the court.

    - You come to my house, boil water and _you_ pour it on my lap, I would sue you and get damages.

    - You come to my house, boil water, and _I_ pour it on my lap.
    I go to court, suing you for boiling that water: I would get laughed out of court.

    Change of scenario...
    Instead of me (a man), assume I am an elderly woman.
    Instead of my house, assume this takes place in a car.
    You (still) work at McDonalds.

    You boil water, I pour it on my lap.
    ???
    Profit

    1. Re:Experimenting with different scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument is so disjointed that it makes no sense. There is a difference between the product liability of a business and your wandering hypotheticals.

    2. Re:Experimenting with different scenarios by myom · · Score: 1

      Ok, I make it easier for you.

      You work for McDonalds, boil water, wearing a Ronald mcDonald clown suit.
      I (a young man) pour the boiling water on myself at home.
      I get laughed out of court.

      and

      You work for McDonalds, boil water, wearing a Ronald mcDonald clown suit.
      I (now an elderly lady) pour boiling water on myself in a car a few miles away from a McDonalds restaurant.
      I sue and get awarded $160k.

      On a more serious note, "product liability" taken to ridiculous extremes, with the similarly ridiculous disclaimers on every imaginable product and services is nothing but ammunition in a world where litigation is a business model more profitable than innovation and production.

    3. Re:Experimenting with different scenarios by TrentC · · Score: 1
      Instead of me (a man), assume I am an elderly woman.
      Instead of my house, assume this takes place in a car.
      You (still) work at McDonalds.

      You boil water, I pour it on my lap.
      ???
      Profit


      You forgot a few steps...
      • One of your quality assurance managers testifies that you were aware of the risk of serving dangerously hot coffee and had no plans to either turn down the heat or to post warning about the possibility of severe burns, even though your customers wouldn't think it was possible. (No one drinks boiling water!)
      • You consistently keep your coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. Third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds.
      • I was not driving my car. I was seated as the passenger in a parked car, holding the coffee cup between my legs while I removed the plastic lid. The cup tipped over and poured the scalding hot coffee into my lap causing third degree burns.
      • You knew your coffee caused serious injuries; more than 700 incidents of scalding coffee burns, some including children, in the past decade have been settled by you.
      • I require eight days of hospitalization and multiple surgeries, including skin grafts as a result of being scalded by your coffee.
      • The jury awards me $2.9 million in punitive damages, the amount generated by two day's worth of your coffee sales. The jury awards me $200,000 in compensatory damages, though the judge reduces that to $160,000, concluding that I was 20% responsible for the incident.

      People keep dredging this up as an example of "frivolous litigation gone rampant", when even a cursory attempt at research shows that the facts aren't quite what people think they are. If anything, this is a perfect example of the legal system working as intended.

      Jay (=
    4. Re:Experimenting with different scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... should makers of all law/garden/woodworking/etc tools put warnings on their tools that using them might cause blisters (potentially leading to scars and disfigurement)?

      When you get down to it, you don't put cups of hot liquid between your legs and torque on the cup. I don't care if it is 120 degrees or 550 degrees. If you spill it, it will burn you and be painful - regardless if the temperature is enough to cause 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree burns. Most people have an aversion to causing pain to themselves. Hot coffee spilled in lap = pain regardless of temperature so don't put hot coffee in your lap because you might mess up and burn yourself.

    5. Re:Experimenting with different scenarios by myom · · Score: 1

      "...coffee at 185 degrees" "holding the coffee cup between my legs while I removed the plastic lid" "...jury awards me $2.9 million" "...working as intended." Thanks for proving my point. Besides, if you have kids that splash boiling water on you, you have more serious problems than the temperature of a product that is supposed to be enjoyedand served... hot. And by the way, measure the temperature of grilled food being served to you next time. Now would you imagine placing a steak (way hotter than a cup of coffee) between your legs while you remove the bone or cut it? Perhaps they need to start placing or stamping steaks with "Food may be hot" to avoid getting sued? Nice try.

  200. Yeah! Mod parent/grandparent up. by 12357bd · · Score: 1

    Penguin Wars at his funiiest way.

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    What's in a sig?
  201. Re:Ask Slashdot: What Should I Shove Up My Ass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. My boyfriend is out of town, and my dick is hard. I am worried my asshole will tighten back up. I already tried a broom handle and the toilet plunger, but it's just not enough. Naturally, I thought of Slashdot as a great place to ask for suggestions of stuff to shove of my ass. What do you recommend?

    Dear teh ghey. You are teh ghey. I would recommend a greased up yoda doll as prime ass shoving ass-shoving material. I'm surprised you didn't think of it yourself, since you are so teh ghey. Now go ask mommy if she can byU yu0 a yoda doll since your anus is so lonely.

  202. SuSE is German by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Considering that SuSE is a German company, and that SCO already had trouble with convincing the German courts about its case (since they refused to show evidence for their claims...), we may end up with a nothingness here, i.e. SCO has no case, again.

  203. King Troll by oddjob · · Score: 1

    All trolls bow down. McBride is your king.

  204. "Protected BSD files"? by julesh · · Score: 1

    Darl sayeth:

    What percentage of Linux is infringing? Roughly one million lines of code. 20% of the Linux kernel. BSD is in a clear legal environment. There are dozens of protected BSD files that have made there way into Linux.

    What the hell does he mean by a 'protected BSD file'? Is he under the impression that there is some law that would prevent the incorporation of BSD code into Linux?

    1. Re:"Protected BSD files"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means System V is/has been using GPL code in such a matter which is neither condusive nor compliant to GPL.

    2. Re:"Protected BSD files"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last Post for 24 anyways. I just can't let that go.

      It means System V is/has been using GPL code in such a matter which is neither conducive or compliant to GPL.

  205. McBride's not going to make money on my code if I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've contributed code. I'll make sure SCO doesn't earn one cent from my code. Maybe karma will get him
    and he'll come down with a terminal disease.

    Darl McBride = Rat bastard.

  206. Re:Why doesn't anyone ask the unanswerable questio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They can sell Samba. They can diss the GPL. They can't do both.

    Actually, they can. The mere act of redistribution shows that they accept the GPL. Whoops, wait... ;-)

  207. Bodyguards by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Darl McBride reports that, having receive personal threats, he has employed bodyguards for SCO execs.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  208. No, *you* stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The facts of this case have been so misrepresented it's become an urban myth. "

    Mostly by shills like you.

    Take my advice and put a cork in it. The lady was stupid, she deserved to be burned. And you deserve worse.

    Just fucking die and stop trying to screw up our country just because you're trying protect your illegitimate way of doing business.

    Just fucking die.

    1. Re:No, *you* stop it by RevRa · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer.

      (But I do sleep with one now & then.) :-)

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      - Kate
      "DNA is life. The rest is just translation."
  209. DIE DIE DIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This 79 year old woman made a mistake"

    Exactly, and she is responsible for her mistake.

    No one else.

    No one.

    Stop trying to gain sympathy by saying she's old. You get *smarter* as you get older, not *stupider*.

  210. SCO valued to $200M, Lawsuit at $1B by Zo0ok · · Score: 1

    McBride proudly sais that SCO is valued to $200M. Now everybody knows that the lawsuit against IBM is at $1B. Do the market think SCO will win? I dont think so :)

  211. Re:Ask Slashdot: What Should I Shove Up My Ass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. My boyfriend is out of town, and my dick is hard.

    Shut up, Taco!

  212. freudian.... by fedork · · Score: 1

    I had a sweet moment when I misread the headline as "McBride speaks in prison..."

    I guess, we will not need to wait for to long though...

    --
    ...remember good 'ol times when IP used to mean Internet Protocol....
  213. End of the World? by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    First Horseman of the Apocalypse: SCO wins lawswuit against IBM.
    Second Horseman of the Apocalypse: The GPL is declared invalid, and all GPL'ed software is placed in the puplic domain.
    Third Horseman of the Apocalypse: The Cubs win the World Series.
    Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Linus Torvalds goes to work for Microsoft.

    Suffice it to say that I'm not worried about the world ending anytime soon.

  214. Any mormons out there... by schon · · Score: 1

    Darl is lying every time he makes a public utterance.

    I was thinking about this.. Darl is supposed to be a religious man - are there any mormons out there who can talk to his Bishop about his public conduct?

    We have proof that he's lying (not to mention attempting to steal the work of thousands of other people), and bringing bad press for the church - perhaps if we could get him ex-communicated, he'd finally get the idea that what he's doing is wrong.

    1. Re:Any mormons out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hum yeah I was thinking about this too. But isn't he gonna cry that his opponents use his religion against him? That could fire back.

      As a christian, I believe that _he_ has to face his consciousness/deity alone... but that he has to face the human justice too.

      cheers

    2. Re:Any mormons out there... by schon · · Score: 1

      But isn't he gonna cry that his opponents use his religion against him?

      Well, if he's not actually doing anything wrong, then his church would just dismiss the arguments, wouldn't it?

      If he wasn't lying, it wouldn't be possible to use his religion against him.

  215. I really enjoyed his comment about SMP by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1


    He said that without IBM, Linux still wouldn't have SMP support. HAH!

    Maybe he should look at a timeline of Linux. SMP support has been around since years before IBM ever muttered the phrase "open source".

    I could be wrong in that it is entirely possible that talent from IBM contributed to SMP on their own time, but I don't believe IBM had any official role in this development...

    --
    A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
  216. mod parent the fuck up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mod parent the fuck up

    i am so fucking sick of this goddam /. myth, it needs dispelling immediately, goddammit

    1. Re:mod parent the fuck up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you haven't understand anything said previously.

      ac

  217. Article: SCO hires bodyguards for execs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    SCO hires bodyguards for execs

    By Bob Mims
    The Salt Lake Tribune

    LAS VEGAS -- The debate over SCO Group's claims on the Unix and Linux operating systems has never been polite.
    But now, it has grown deadly serious. Literally.
    Following telephone and e-mail threats to the Lindon software company and Darl McBride, SCO's president and chief executive; senior vice president Chris Sontag, and others, an unspecified number of bodyguards has been assigned to protect SCO's leadership.
    "It's crazy," McBride said during an interview Tuesday at a Las Vegas hotel, where he is not listed on the guest register and visitors must be escorted to his room by security.
    "This started off as a contract dispute with IBM, then we discovered [alleged SCO-owned Unix code] within Linux," McBride said. "Now we have a firestorm of controversy and anger from many in the Linux community."
    The Linux operating system, seen as a challenger to the predominant Microsoft Windows OS, is the darling of the so-called "open source" community -- a global network of programmers dedicated to freely distributed software.
    In March, SCO sued IBM in federal court over alleged contract violations stemming from purported incorporation of the Utah company's Unix OS into the latest versions of Linux. SCO seeks up to $50 billion in damages.
    SCO also has sent out 1,500 letters to corporate Linux users warning them that by using the allegedly tainted versions of the OS, they are violating SCO's intellectual property rights. SCO has offered to license such users for varying fees.
    Earlier Tuesday, SCO underscored its determination to continue its litigation. In a teleconference, the company announced expansion of its contract with the law firm of Bois, Schiller & Flexner, saying it will pay the firm and others $1 million cash and 400,000 stock shares.
    In addition to the IBM litigation for which it was originally retained, the firm will represent SCO in upcoming copyright lawsuits against Linux end-users.
    SCO's Sontag emphasized those suits, which could begin within 90 days, will target only "the larger commercial users of Linux. We have already said that for noncommercial use of Linux we will not be taking any action."
    The reaction throughout the controversy has largely been one of defiance. IBM has countersued, directly challenging SCO's Unix-Linux claims; leading Linux distributor RedHat Inc. also has filed what it calls a preemptive suit, also challenging SCO's attempts to license Linux.
    McBride claims others in the open-source community have chosen to express their displeasure outside the law. Since SCO filed its suit, there have been at least three major "Denial of Service" attacks -- cyber raids that overwhelmed SCO Web sites, effectively crashing them.
    In the past few weeks, though, the tenor has become more direct, and more serious, SCO alleges.
    "With the personal threats to our lives we have had to rachet up security both for our company and for certain individuals," McBride said.
    Sontag stressed that most in the open-source community, while understandably upset with SCO's Linux claims, are reasonable in their conduct.
    "However, there are some elements who have an almost religious zealousness about Linux," he added. "In some ways, that can be scary for anyone opposing their positions."
    Reaction Tuesday from the open-source community to SCO's security concerns was a mixture of disbelief and scorn.
    "I just don't buy it," said Bruce Perens, a Berkeley, Calif.-based Linux developer and open source advocate. " This is just an effort to discredit the open-source community.
    "If there were real threats, the police would be there instead of husky fellows with radio tubes in their heads," he said.
    Perens and other open-source advocates long have speculated SCO's lawsuits may be an attempt to attract buyers -- perhaps even IBM, if the litigation proved enough of an annoyance.
    Both McBri

  218. am i missing something? by mdouglas · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that the alleged offending code was present only in the IA-64 kernel. Even if SCO wins on all points (which seems unlikely) wouldn't it be a pretty narrow win? I can't see IA-32 or AMD Opteron 64 users getting hosed with SCO fees over this. Do I have my facts wrong or is SCO just criminally insane?

  219. I think she was stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee's made with boiling water. No one routinely makes sure it's never served above 135. Sometimes that take it right out of the drip into your cup without hitting the pot at all. How hot is that? Everyone knows you'll get burned if you spill it so I think she was pretty stupid. Maybe McD can start selling cold and hot coffee on their menu for stupid people.

    I also seriously doubt she actually received 3rd degree burns. Did she spill the entire cup at once? How stupid is that!

    1. Re:I think she was stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I also seriously doubt she actually received 3rd degree burns.
      Tell me, how does it feel to have all that sand around your head?

      The seriousness of her injuries is not in dispute. Even McDonald's legal team wasn't able to keep these facts out of the trial.

  220. Users?! by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

    Ok. I'll admit it. I'm a user. It started back in the early 90's when I discovered an old, version .96 or .97, of Slackware's series A disks on a local BBS. I needed more. As a technology junky, I just *had* to have the series N disks to hook up to the internet. There, I discovered crack. Soon, I was making deals with SATAN to keep my addiction going. And where would a true addict be if he didn't snort? But, in the past 10 or so years, I can honestly say, I didn't inhale any of it :P

  221. Fuck SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let me get this right: we [in the GNU/Linux community] are communists, extremists equal to terrorists, scammers equal to those pushing the Nigerian scam, drug addicts and now killers?

    Fuck SCO. 99.99% of us only want only one thing: to see Darl locked up in a cement box for a long time for fraud (cell mates with a sexual predator would be nice though). The only reason for these insane acts is to set up an insanity plea when the Feds come for him. Of course this is Amerika with George II at the helm ...

    In closing: Fuck SCO.

  222. Where are the brave OSS guys now? by theolein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I get so violently irritated every time I read yet another Darl McBride piece that I have the impulsive feeling to go up and smack him him in the face, my fist between his astonished eyes, when I see the slime bag standing in front of an audience in a suit that is two sizes to big for him (canal rats are not used to the daylight it seems). I gather that many other feel the same way as I do or else Darl McFuck would not now have bodyguards to save his arse when he opens that sewage pipe he calls his mouth.

    After reading his waffling and calming myself down a bit, I realise some things, which follow:

    1.Every time a question is posed about SCO's products he comes out with very obvious marketing speak and hubris about how exited SCO resellers are and about the supposed 2 million servers (do cash registers count as servers?) running SCO warez. This should be blindly obvious. It would be marketing suicide and almost unheard of for any CEO to admit that the SEC filings were in any way truthful about the true state of the company. Why hasn't anyone thought to ask him about the SEC filings his own company made????

    2.SCO's case, as far as I can tell from the respective IBM and SCO court filings, is on weak ground at best. SCO has yet to answer IBM's request on a line for line clarification of exactly which files are infringing SysV R4 copyright. They have claimed in their answer to IBM that some 531 files are infringing, with some 30'000 lines. This is not anywhere near the "half a million lines" that he talks about in public. But he hasn't specified any lines directly. Why???????????

    3.SCO distributed Linux for a long time after they had started their legal proceedings, and I'm damn sure this is going to have an effect on the case. Why isn't this point raised in press interviews???

    4.SCO's public accusations and threats are almost certainly going to be taken into account in the case. One must note that McBride has not once talked specifically about any company that he will threaten with the $699/$1399 charge. This is obviously because once he does that, he faces being sued by that company for extortion. Almost all of SCO's public speech is stock value influencing bluff. And no one thought to ask him about a specific company???

    5. McFuck finally mentioned that BSD is in the clear, but in the same sentence mentions that BSD code is in Linux without the copyright information, yet makes no mention about SCO products using the same code. And no one thought to ask????

    6. McBrat says that Samba is not infringing anything, so SCO can use it. Nice of him isn't it? It fits in with his strategy of trying to weaken the GPL by appealing to marketing greed that is so fucking rampant on Wall Street. He wants it "friendlier" to business. It should be obvious that he wants to save his arse for distributing stuff under the GPL for so long, and the fact that he faces copyright infringement of his own even if the GPL is invalid.

    I realise that many prominent GPL contributors don't want to frighten off businesses by suing SCO for copyright infringement or breach of contract, including Linus. Yet everyone who has been accused publicly of something by SCO has gotten involved whether they wanted it or not. And this irritates me. Why do Linus and Co not defend themselves? Why do they not start legal action against SCO? Why is it that almost no one from the OSS crowd ever tries to speak to standard industry rags and make decent legal points about SCO? I get so fricking mad when Linus does his dumb hippy free love act in the press interviews until he finally gets subpoenaed by SCO's team of legal drug dealers. Why the fuck does no one stand up in public for fuck sake?

    Sorry for the rant, but this whole SCO thing is so publicly damaging for the GPL and Linux, and the fact way the media and the stock markets work is that one is automatically guilty when one makes no good comment.

    1. Re:Where are the brave OSS guys now? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      It would be marketing suicide and almost unheard of for any CEO to admit that the SEC filings were in any way truthful about the true state of the company.

      I don't think Darl is in any danger of that.

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    2. Re:Where are the brave OSS guys now? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Because the smart thing to do in any litigation is to keep quiet until you get in front of the judge and/or jury. There, tell your story and back it up with facts. Spouting off to the press is EXACTLY the wrong thing to do until the case is settled one way or the other.

      You ever wonder why Palmisano isn't making any public statements? Because he knows this, and his lawyers know this.

      By contrast, SCO must be saddled with the dumbest, most incompetent lawyers on the planet. Otherwise they'd have hired 8 or 9 gorillas to sit on McBride, Stowell, and Co. until the case was actually settled.

    3. Re:Where are the brave OSS guys now? by Darby · · Score: 1

      SCO distributed Linux for a long time after they had started their legal proceedings, and I'm damn sure this is going to have an effect on the case.

      Possibly it will have an affect, but...

      It should be obvious that he wants to save his arse for distributing stuff under the GPL for so long, and the fact that he faces copyright infringement of his own even if the GPL is invalid.

      See the top quoted bit.
      If they are distributing it under the GPL, then they are not guilty of copyright infringement.
      Whether or not they are guilty of fraud for billing people for code they don't own is a different issue.
      They've spewed a bunch of crap to the press, but have they actually sent out any invoices?
      If not, then they aren't even guilty of fraud.
      Lying to a reporter isn't illegal AFAIK. It's a reporters job to have a good BS detector and use it, but the media in this country have been a pathetic joke for years.

      but this whole SCO thing is so publicly damaging for the GPL and Linux, and the fact way the media and the stock markets work is that one is automatically guilty when one makes no good comment.

      That seems to be the only possible purpose for this whole fiasco, since they obviously can't make money selling Linux for long even in the worst case scenario.

      Why they want to do this is the real mystery.

  223. Suing Novell, Boycott, Stock Options Legality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm.. Excuse me, they've announced they plan to sue Novell and a corporate Linux user. For what? Using their IP? That hasn't been proven in the case with IBM yet... until it's proven in the case against IBM it's a moot point.

    Here's a thought.

    Get a list of SCO's investors, with that list come up with a list of the companies they own and services they provide to the public. Boycott those companies and their services if at all possible.

    Get a list of SCO's customers, do the same thing.

    We need someone (a lawyer) to prepare a nice letter for us to write (transcribe it in your handwriting so it will actually get read) to their Attorney General and Congressmen detailing the need for SCO to be investigated for the allegations they have made.

    Also, it is legal for a lawyer to be paid in Stock Options?

  224. Conspiracy theory by setantae · · Score: 1

    I predict that they will choose Google as the recipient of the first suit. Once they have crushed them then Microsoft will step in and pick up the pieces of Google which they were after in the first place.

  225. You are right about ONE thing only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coffee you make at home in your Mr. Coffee is NEVER at 180 degrees F.

    You are correct. The coffee I make at home is not 180F. It is 190F. I have a hot water dispenser, which heats the water to 190F.

  226. David and Goliath by gamma+male · · Score: 1
    I'm pretty sure the reason that he's making use of this phrase in particular, is because of a wall street journal article about SCO with that title. If not the exact title, then the crux of the article was in the comparison.

    And while Yes, some money is being made by share holders right now, realistically how much money will they be making in a year from now? How much do you think that Darl expects them to make? If he's delusional, then he think's they'll be rich, and maybe he'll be the next bill gates. If he's realistic, he knows that a lot of people will be screwed because of him, while some already rich people will be slightly richer and give him a pat on the head, and maybe pay a politician or two to keep him out of jail.

  227. 1 slight problem by dmnic · · Score: 1

    hope you arent a KDE user as QT is from a Canopy Group company

  228. OK, here's an even more ludicrious one by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    Well, then here's an even more ludicrious lawsuit: http://theregister.co.uk/content/6/34075.html.

    Short story: some guy surfs for hardcore porn at work, tallying a grand total of over 10,000$ in bandwidth costs. (With bandwidth costs these days, that's one helluva lot of porn.)

    So he gets fired for it.

    And now he sues his employer. He doesn't even say he wasn't surfing for porn. Yep, he did. Lots. But he thinks his employer should have paid to send him to therapy, instead of firing his lazy butt.

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  229. Re:Not just a hypocrite... but outdated too. by oh2 · · Score: 1
    Uhm, he IS from Utah, right ? The state full of Mormons ? Drug user is probably more of a bad word than terrorist there.

    *giggle*

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  230. Great Quote by blanks · · Score: 1

    "What's left in this company are concepts and ideas" (meaning SCO).

    He is right. SCO is doing a good job of losing vendors, customers, market share etc.

    I allways woundered what it would be like to blow 1 Billion dollars, I wonder how Darl feels.

  231. Shareholder VALUE?!?!?! by anachattak · · Score: 1
    I quote:

    "I tell you what, I'll give you the Linux community getting mad at us vs. shareholder value. That was the trade off. They were absolutely right, the Linux community got mad and we were right, shareholder value went up."

    The problem with good ol Darl is that he confuses stock price with VALUE. SCO isn't any better off today VALUE-wise than it was two years ago. The price of their stock has inflated from $1 to $14 a share not because their IP suddenly became value-able (or because investors suddenly realized their IP was valuable as a result of their claims). SCO is selling lottery tickets now, hoping that if they can win over IBM (or even just hit an enormous settlement), the judgement or settlement will BRING value to SCO. But whether or not SCO can BRING value to itself as a result of this litigation depends on the strength of their legal claims, which from what I've seen are miserable. David Boies would be better off dumping their junk stock and going back to contesting "hanging chads." The theory that you can't assign or license copyrights (a la GPL) because the copyright law does not explicitly provide for it is one of the worst legal theories I've ever heard. I would love to see some state attorney generals start pursuing SCO for consumer fraud, based on its trumped up allegations that it "owns" Linux and users should pay them money for the privilege of using it. It's past time that the Department of Justice steps in and protects consumers from SCO's deceptive trade practices.

    Darl's predictable reply: "Now the U.S. government is conspiring against us, because IBM is using mind control over the President. I've seen the satellites....you have to wear my special aluminum foil hat, but you too can see them (SCO official aluminum hats retail price: $799.00 per user). IBM bombed Iraq, and all those doped-up Linux users are selling crack to schoolchildren. Where are my shoes?"

  232. SCO execs hire bodyguards? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    Read it here

    Unbelievable. Nobody probably threatened them. They simply ran outta lies to tell and had a press deadline :D

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    1. Re:SCO execs hire bodyguards? by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Heh. Wish I'd seen this post before I posted my "Operation: Mindcrime" parody thread...

      Now when somebody **does** have Darl assasinated, the cops are gonna come looking for me... LOL...

      Then again... with all due apologies to Queensryche:


      Hey Nikki, you know everything
      That there is to do
      So here's a gun
      take it home
      wait by the phone
      we'll send someone over
      to bring you what you need

      You're a one man death machine
      boy, now make this city bleed
      Now I know you won't refuse
      There's so much to do
      You've got nothing more to lose..

      So take my number, and welcome
      to Operation: SCOCrime
      We're an undeground revolution
      working overtime.
      Operation: SCOCrime
      There's a job for you in the system
      boy, with nothing to sign..

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      // TODO: Insert Cool Sig
  233. Since so many people want to talk about Stella... by Spansule · · Score: 1

    Since this thread has turned more attention to Stella and less to SCO, I thought you might find this link interesting (if you haven't seen it already): The Stella Awards
    "The Stella Awards were inspired by Stella Liebeck. In 1992, Stella, then 79, spilled a cup of McDonald's coffee onto her lap, burning herself. A New Mexico jury awarded her $2.9 million in damages, but that's not the whole story. Ever since, the name "Stella Award" has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits -- including bogus cases! We search for true cases, and you can subscribe by e-mail for free to get the case reports as they're issued."

  234. Well, well, well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the Cowboys says that Linux would be nothing if it wasn't for IBM. But, in his interview with CRN he notes that "Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out." I think they should have "counted" on IBM also, as Linux allready suuports 64-bit.

    They have to know that going directly against end users is a lose-lose situation. On the one hand they are going against companies who most likely paid for their versions of Linux. In this case, the end user is only "using" not developing or distributing the software. So they are not liable. On the other hand they are not creating much "goodwill" for their company, as many would not bother to even contact SCO for a proposal on any software project, based on the litigious activities of SCO.

    And the US legal system is also on trial here. If the broad interpretation given by SCO that they own everything everyone else has done if accepted by the courts, public opinion will demand many changes in our system. How can a company pretend to exist only by suing others? (not counting lawyers, of course).

    Anyway, I do hope this matter gets resolved in a timely matter. And, most important, that SCO is ordered to "put up or shut up".

    1. Re:Well, well, well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the copyright holders of the Linux kernel's source should file suit against SCO for infringement. They should summon SCO to show their code and substantiate the origin if every line of it. When infringing code is found, and it will be, then SCO would have to pay damages. And...the best part...the damages requested by the copyright holders would be to "place" the whole Unix code in the public domain -- GPL IT!

  235. Where are Doctor X and Nikki when you need them??? by psykocrime · · Score: 1



    Nikki: Hello?

    Mysterious Voice: Mindcrime...

    Nikki: <gasp>

    <later>

    Dr. X: Kill him, that's all you have to do.

    Nikki: Kill Darl???

    Dr. X: He's a risk. And get the lawyers as well.

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  236. Yeah... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    When you serve Tea or Coffee at 180 degrees out of the tap, it cools off too fast. You have to keep microwaving the thing to enjoy it.

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  237. No, it is the cretins fault... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...You're just confused about who the cretins are:

    Coffee is prepared with boiling water,...

    Very few coffeemakers are designed to bring any significant portion of the water to 212 degrees F at a time. Those that do all have some means provided by which the temperature is far below that for serving. That's the way people like it.

    ...and some people actually like it hot.

    Some people like it hot, but not that hot. Most restaurants serve it around 135 degrees, which most people consider quite hot. Smart waitresses will sometimes keep their "freshener" pot at 150 or so, knowing that they will be putting it in cups with coffee that has already cooled, averaging out to a much lower temperature while keeping those that prefer it hot satisfied. But nobody likes it at a temperature which causes third-degree burns to their tongue and second-degree burns to their esophagus.

    Even kids are supposed to know that.

    The ad-hominem attacks begin: a sign of someone whose biases are not backed up by facts.

    Yes, kids are supposed to know that. And this lady knew it. She was probably planning on blowing on it and sipping carefully. What she didn't know was that this particular coffee was far hotter than her previous experiences with "too hot" coffee had prepared her for.

    So 700 out of _hundreds_ _of_ _millions_ served are total cretins.

    Your willingness to make blanket judgments about large numbers of people is very interesting. Perhaps you might notice a correllation between the number of times each day you are wrong and the number of times you do this. Of course, neither you nor I know the intellectual capacity of these people. Nor their wisdom. I'm willing to bet that they exceed anyone who would call them "cretins" on both scores.

    What does this tell you? Maybe that one has to be in the "0.1% most retarded" part of the bell curve to have trouble with it?

    It must be nice to be able to extrapolate large numbers of facts (that just happen to support your preconceived notions) from such small amounts of data. It must give you a great deal of satisfaction. But it's not much use for those of us who live in the real world. In that real world, I suspect that those "hundreds of millions" probably included a great many who thought the coffee was way too hot. Some of them probably never came back. Some probably developed the habit of waiting to drink it. Some probably threw in an ice cube. Some probably complained verbally. Most probably just couldn't be bothered with writing a letter to complain.

    But 700 did. You have performed your estimate of who they were and how they broke down. Allow me to perform mine: I think 697 of them were caring, concerned people who genuinely worried that McDonalds had a problem they weren't aware of; I think 3 of them were lawyers trying to set up just such a lawsuit as this one. Now my guess is just as likely to be wrong as yours was, but I'm willing to bet that it comes closer to reality than your 100% retards estimate. McDonalds were cretins for ignoring all these nice people. And you, sir, are a cretin for calling them "cretins." But I would like to concentrate on the three lawyers: While McDonalds was impolite to ignore the 397 nice people, they were pure fools to ignore the three lawyers.

    Well, now you know where that old lady fits.

    Now she's an "old lady." Ever notice how easily these made-up facts come to your lips? Everybody you know does.

    This is precisely what makes her a cretin. If you put a paper-cup between your thighs, and _squeeze_ it to hold it in place as you wrestle the lid off... what do you expect to happen?

    Who said she squeezed? Who said sh

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    1. Re:No, it is the cretins fault... by Moraelin · · Score: 1
      Heh... ran out of meaningful stuff to say, and jumped to the insults, eh? Well, do go on.

      I can't help noticing that you even answered your own question, but still went on a trolling spree. Catch:

      In that real world, I suspect that those "hundreds of millions" probably included a great many who thought the coffee was way too hot. Some of them probably never came back. Some probably developed the habit of waiting to drink it. Some probably threw in an ice cube. Some probably complained verbally. Most probably just couldn't be bothered with writing a letter to complain.

      Heck, I'll even be generous and give you some more: Some figured out that if they need caffeine, but don't want something hot, they can order a Coke. (MacDonalds _does_ sell that too.) Some figured out that it would be dumb to order hot liquid when you're in a car. And all of them were smarter than to put the hot coffee between their legs.

      And that, my friend, is what separates those fine men and women from the retards. That is your answer. Those had the basic mental skills to figure that out. The old lady didn't. _That_ is what makes her an idiot.

      As for the rest of your non-sequiturs and straw men arguments... meh. I have better stuff to do with my time.

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    2. Re:No, it is the cretins fault... by hankaholic · · Score: 1
      And that, my friend, is what separates those fine men and women from the retards. That is your answer. Those had the basic mental skills to figure that out. The old lady didn't. _That_ is what makes her an idiot.
      I notice you haven't addressed my question about whether she'd still be "an idiot" if she'd been sitting in a booth inside of McDonald's and suffered the same fate (third-degree burns) due to an unsafe product.

      But hey, it's easier just to call other people trolls, eh?
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  238. Correction... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...I apologize. She was an old woman. But the rest of Moraelin's stuff was made-up nonsense.

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  239. The snake eating its own tail... by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    I may not be an open source person or a Linux user, but I have been following this case for some time now. You see, as a writer, IP is a cornerstone of what I do. If I can't protect the rights to my writing, it makes it very easy for people to rip me off.

    That's one reason that McBride's comments just leave me shuddering. It's not so much what will happen in court, or to SCO for that matter. SCO seems to have reorganized itself in such a way that it cannot possibly do business.

    Will the court case actually succeed? I very much doubt it. IBM has a much better legal team, and SCO has demonstrated again and again that it is blowing hot hair.

    Will SCO survive? Again, I very much doubt it. McBride has to answer to his stockholders and Board of Directors, but they are not what makes the company run. It's the customers who make the company run. Without customers, there is no income, and without income, the company flounders. SCO has probably already generated enough ill will to drive away most of its customer base - what is left will vanish the moment he launches a lawsuit against one of them.

    No, what worries me is public image. SCO is presenting a very innaccurate version of copyright law to the public, and the problem is that as a large company, SCO would appear to be a credible source to the uninformed. This just encourages the already considerable number of people who would tread on creator's rights.

    (I am also sometimes worried about that retroactive billing idiocy, but I doubt that will stand the light of day. Nobody in their right mind would let somebody bill them that way.)

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    Author, Demonsbane in Diablo Archive
  240. The guy just doesn't shut up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > So now you've got that sub-plot of the Grasshopper and Master thing.

    Please, MAKE IT STOP! (bang head on wall)

  241. "We're not suing customers" by malloci · · Score: 1
    No, they aren't suing their customers, they're suing the ones that support their customers--the ones that bought a legal product from a company:

    CRN: Can suing customers, as you've said you will, be good for any vendor?



    McBride: First it's not our customers. I would say we're suing end users.



    Regardless of whether or not there is SCO code in Linux, this whole nonchalant attitude of suing the end users reallys worries me either way. So if I buy a product from a company, and that company did something illegal in order to produce that product, this means that I am going to get sued for using the product? So lets say Viewsonic steals a chip design from Sony's trinitron design--this would mean that Sony can now sue all people who bought the monitor with that stolen chip. Very ludicrous imho, of course, the whole SCO ploy is ludicrous.

  242. Hitler... by whittrash · · Score: 1

    ...self-contradiction, baseless claims, conspiracy theories, projection, delusions of grandeur...

    Hitler, Stalin... McBride, they all have something in common.

  243. SCOed logic at it's best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO wants a transaction fee for every time Linux is sold. Ok. Ignoring the merits (because they believe they are rock-solid, and who am I to disagree with unsupported statements), what is the best way to achieve that goal?

    A rational person would then go after those people who distribute and sell Linux and try to collect the fees from them. For the cost of one lawsuit, you get several licence fees, and any future sales through that distributor will include your fees (presumably).

    But someone who drinks from SCO's kool-aid feels that the best way to collect a fee from every Linux sale is to track down each and every individual end user and initiate separate legal action, while leaving the distributors free to continue spreading infringement of your precious IP to new customers which you then must take the time and trouble to track down and wring the fees out of.

    Now, call me a tinfoil-hat-wearing communistic Linux zealot, but I would like to humbly suggest that a possible reason for going after end users, is because SCO dosen't have a "rock-solid" case or anything close to it. End users are not likely to be as informed of the facts and not as willing to engage in litigation as say, a company with a vested interest in Linux.

    Daryl, you truly are the comedic genius of our time, but if your company really has been wronged, why not just stop running from Red Hat and confront them in court? End it once and for all, after all, I believe that Red Hat just *might* be a Linux end-user themselves.

  244. Misread by nightsweat · · Score: 1
    I really thought for a second it said McBride speaks from Prison.

    One can dream...

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  245. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the bleedin hell is wrong with him, they are after him because he is SUEING them. Thats like slapping a bear on the ar$e and being amazed when it maules you.

    -troy

  246. Its a PERFECT case to use.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a matter of personal responsibility. If you are not aware of your environment then you are not a victim you are a fool. If someone hands me hot coffee I put it in a cupholder and wait until I am not in motion to pick it up. If I have no cup holder I dont buy coffee. Why because COMMON SENSE tells me that A: it is dangerous to me and others to drive with hot coffee in my hand and B: I would NEVER consider putting it near my boys because they are too valuable to me to risk near ANY hot liquid.
    Its just a sign of the times where being a victim instead of having personal responsibility and common sense is the defacto standard today. SCO mismanaged thier source. Now they want to appear the victim instead of the corporate blunder it is. Well if they win in our warped courts, I can take some solace that other countries can tell them to screw off and continue to push linux and open source OS's forward.

    1. Re:Its a PERFECT case to use.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone hands you a butter knife, common sense tells you that it is quite dull. You will handle the knife accordingly, maybe even leaving it where your kids can reach it. But suppose that, unbeknownst to you, someone had sharpened the knife. How is common sense going to help you?

      If you whack an ordinary butter knife across your finger, or spill an average cup of coffee on yourself, it will hurt, but it's not likely to do any serious damage. But a sharpened butter knife or a 190-degree cup of coffee are an entirely different story.

      And I don't think that it is reasonable to expect everyone to go through life treating every butter knife like it could take off their finger. Nor should they go through life treating every cup of coffee like it could cause third-degree burns and permanent nerve damage.

  247. Fault, expectation of danger, and 3rd degree burns by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    You are constantly surrounded by objects that could, through accident, cause you bodily harm. In the vast majority of such cases being harmed by such an object -- eg a file cabinet can fall on you, or hot coffee could spill on you -- would be your own fault and any lawsuit claiming otherwise would be, indeed, frivolous. We all make reasonable assesments of the amount of danger a particular item represents -- the amount of harm it can cause, and the probability of it doing so -- and act accordingly. Obviously we sometimes screw up and aren't careful enough, and this is our own fault.

    However when an object grossly exceeds either the probability of causing harm -- eg a file cabinet with in-built balast in the top so the slightest push sends it toppling over -- or the degree of harm -- eg coffee served so hot that it causes third degree burns -- then it is the maker of that product that is responsible for the flaw in their product that created that extra danger.

    Think of it this way: If, due to the special top-secret blend of coffee McD's uses, at the moment the coffee was freed from its styrofoam containment unit it exploded killing her and her grandson, would you not say that McDonalds was at least partially at fault for serving coffee that explodes when spilt? Is there any possible way the old lady could have expected the coffee to explode? So is it unreasonable that she didn't treat the coffee as though it could explode?

    Okay, now that we have some common ground, let me expand it for you: Just like coffee should not explode, coffee should not cause 3rd degree burns. Do you have any idea of how bad a 3rd Degree burn is? Ever had a really bad burn, like from touching the end of a soldering iron, with big, puss-oozing blisters and pain that lasts for weeks, probably requiring medical attention? That's second degree. 3rd degree is complete destruction of the skin through all layers down through the underlying tissue, and in many cases can only be healed through skin grafts, which are themselves a wonderful world of suffering.

    I really don't think most people criticising this case understand what 3rd degree burns means. I have never known anyone who treated coffee as if it were capable of causing that degree of damage. Would you put a plugged-in iron on your dashboard? Of course not, that'd be insane! But we put coffee there all the time -- because it isn't that dangerous. Have you ever spilled coffee on yourself? I have! I treat it carefully, but not like a ticking time bomb, and thus sometimes slip up. Well, that gave me a 1st degree burn. Why? Because the coffee was at a reasonable temperature, and thus caused the amount of pain and harm I expected. If that spilt coffee had burned my arm down to a blackened, dead stump you can bet your ass I would have sued whoever gave it to me.

    Just because the word "hot" can be used to describe normal, potentially scalding coffee and the lethal 180 degree concoction served at McDonalds doesn't mean they are the same thing or represent the same amount of danger.

    You want to talk about responsibility? How about taking responsibility for serving someone a product that, when used correctly would kill you. Do you have an conception of what would have happened if she had actually drank any of that coffee?

    I don't care how clumsy you think she was. There is no way a product capable of harming you in that way should be served in a flimsy styrofoam cup. "Warning: Contents Hot" doesn't cut it, because normal coffee is "hot". "Warning: May cause 3rd Degree Burns that cause permanent scaring!" along with this photo on the side of the cup, might begin to cover it.

    I repeat: There is no way most people expect coffee to be able to do that kind of damage to them, because otherwise they wouldn't allow it to be served in stupid paper cups.

    None of which is meant to say it was

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  248. This is funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IBM is the master of creating an illusion that they're being attacked by this big brutal bully SCO when they're the ones attacking us. They're the ones doing all the behind-the-scenes work."

    If they are attacking sco why are they the DEFENDANT? I dont see this as the little guy being attacked by the giant SCO, I see this as a tiny insignificant little intestinal worm leeching off of a real buissness to disguise the fact that they have no actual revinue streams.

  249. GET A GRIP DARL by whittrash · · Score: 1

    Linux isn't sold, it is distributed, they can't charge a fee unless they violate the GPL, if they violate the GPL no one has any rights to distribute Linux under DMCA jusrisdiction. This is a scorched earth solution but it will stop SCO from charging perpetual fees.

    But this assumes SCO has rights. They haven't shown a damn thing to anyone and are claiming the moon. IANAL but if tainted code was included, SCO MUST SPECIFY THAT CODE. SCO must also specify how they own that code, and what rights they have to that code. They must also show that they are not trying to charge for things which are in the public domain. If they refuse to allow Linux users to mitigate damages, they give up certain rights, like the right to collect damages beyond a minimized amount. They also can't sue IBM for including infringing code, collect damages, and then turn around and sue the end user for the same code and collect again. They also cannot collect in perpetuity. They can get a large cash payout and an injunction barring use of his code, they cannot get an injunction giving them rights to Linux.

    Lets get down to the real point of what Darl is doing. He is mistaking a mountain (Linux) for a molehill (SCO UNIX) and then suing anyone who looks at the mountain. Any reasonable judge would bar SCO from pursuing further claims until this one is settled, because it answers all of the big issues that SCO is claiming. If SCO wins, they would be free to go ape shit on Linux, but in the mean time Linux should be able to do business.

  250. Quotes from the Interesting Interview: by citizen6350 · · Score: 1

    Why dont you guys go after Linux Distributors? "McBride: Our goal is not to blow up Linux. People ask why we don't go after the distributors...'If you have such a strong case, why not shut down Red Hat?' Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal. " "Sontag: SCO had been avoiding testing the GPL. That' why we didn't take action against the distributors." So, the CEO says they're being nice to linux, but the VP says they were afraid attacking the GPL (what they'd have to do to get at distributors) would blow up on them. These guys arent out for justice. They're out for money- and thats BS.

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  251. Ah well, back into the breach by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    Some people like it hot, but not that hot. Most restaurants serve it around 135 degrees, which most people consider quite hot. Smart waitresses will sometimes keep their "freshener" pot at 150 or so, ...
    The thing that makes this whole McD business funny to me is that for decades I've made my coffee by putting a coffeepot on the stove. When the water (ahem) boils, the coffeepot whistles, and I decant the water into a cup.

    It's *hot*. Like 212 degrees hot.

    I think the main line of reasoning of the anti-McD-judgement people is simply this:

    Accidents happen. Especially if you do something silly like hold a flimsy sytrofoam cup between your legs and mess around with it. Why is it taken for granted that, whenever you suffer an injury, the nearest deep pocket has to pay and pay large?

    At least that's me.
  252. Mr. Tarantino has offered us a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution is KILL BILL

  253. Fertilizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They make good fertilizer. After all the surfing for SCO happenings, my plants are blooming like mad.

  254. It's very simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If ML develops the software from scratch, and just provides a binary release along with Linux, then NO SOURCE NEEDS TO BE PROVIDED.

    But, IF ML uses code under GPL in order to REALIZE their software, then the derived work falls under GPL.

    So: if you distribute it WITH Linux, WITHOUT using GPL code in it, you NEED NOT PROVIDE the source.

    If you use GPL source code, as in take parts, or link with, THEN you need to provide the source for the end-product.

    Managers: if you do not understand this argument, please ask one of your technical staff to explain it to you.

    Read the GPL. www.gnu.org.

  255. Free Refills if you have a tongue of asbestos by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    The salient piece of evidence in the famed McDonalds case is that they were able to show in court that while McDonalds offers free coffee refills they knowingly and purposefully overheated the coffee to cut down on the refills since you not take your first sip for 15 minutes or so.

  256. Actually, I don't have better stuff to do by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    Let's start with some basic physics:

    Who said she squeezed? Who said she "wrestled it off"? Oh, you did. I forgot for a moment your propensity for making up facts.

    Ever paid attention to the physics classes in school? Obviously not.

    If you pull at something upwards, and its own weight was not enough to get the lid off (or it would have come off with just one hand), what do you need? Right. Some additional downward force to hold down the cup. Where can that force come from, when holding it between the thighs? Well, blimey, the only available force is friction. What does physics tell you? Right. The force is equal to the friction coefficient, times the pressure applied to the surface.

    I.e., and this time please pay attention: without squeezing, the cup doesn't stay down. It's as simple as that, newbie.

    Of course, in a society where having D grades is cool, and being called "einstein" is an insult... that kind of lack of knowledge doesn't surprise me.

    Now she's an "old lady." Ever notice how easily these made-up facts come to your lips? Everybody you know does.

    If you bothered actually reading even only the links posted in this thread alone, e.g.:

    http://www.vanfirm.com/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit.ht m ("a jury here awarded $2.9 million to an 81-year-old woman scalded by McDonald's coffee")

    http://ballinlaw.com/mcdonald.htm ("Stella Liebeck, who is now approximately 81 years old")

    ... you'd at least have a fscking clue that she _is_ an old lady. (Or if by your standards 81 years old is young, you are... what? An elf?;) But you really have no clue what you're talking about, do you? You never actually RTFA before launching on your "corporations are evil and must pay" crusade, eh? Nah, don't let facts get in the way of your bias.

    And all of us (even the rocket scientists) have spilled coffee on ourselves at one time or another. Even if Moraelin has some highly superior degree of manual dexterity which has somehow prevented this from ever happening personally, I'm sure he's noticed not everyone else is as graceful.

    Ah, a jolly good straw man argument. Either that, or you just can't understand written text. Where did I write that it's about dexterity? It's about having the mental skills to figure out that if you squeeze a flimsy cup between your thighs, you _will_ spill the liquid out. Did you (even the rocket scientists) get burnt by squeezing a cup with your thighs?

    That should tell you that their goal is not to prevent frivolous lawsuits, but to use the spectre of frivolous lawsuits to protect their clients (those guilty of negligence).[...]Why do these lobbyists continue to seek limits of damages in non-frivolous lawsuits? Because reducing the number of frivolous lawsuits is not their goal.

    Ah, another straw man, eh? Where was I lobbying for lower damages on NONfrivolous lawsuits? Nowhere. What does it have to do with believing that this suit _is_ frivolous? Nothing.

    And so on, and so forth.

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  257. There IS a difference by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    A computer/software services industry would thrive under Open Source in a way that has been all but impossible under Closed.

    Under Non-Free Software, your support options are limited to the vendor (who may or may not care about your problem), or at best, a narrow range of large companies. The Closed Source system lends itself to monopolies because of this natural vendor lock-in.

    If the computer/software economy and industry had a bed of Open Source software beneath it, free enterprise reigns supreme. Almost anyone could start a support organization and start making money. Anyone with enough programming background could start their own development-for-hire company. 75-85% of software jobs are for in-house, undistributed development & maintenance. That field can survive wonderfully under OSS.

    All the while, the GPL protects the IP of those who worked on software, and still allows global cooperation and (incoming buzzword) innovation.

    I believe hat it does make a difference whether the industry is dominated by open or closed software (maybe not a huge difference to IBM, but a world of difference to the rest of us). I also believe that OSS is best for the economy. I also believe IBM when they say the adoption of Open Source is inevitable. Read the news. It's happening almost everywhere. Asia alone makes things look VERY grim for Microsoft.

    SCO's lawsuit is meaningless. Microsoft is irrelevant. Closed source software is a relic, an outdated get-rich-quick scheme that only benefited the software firms that were lucky, good at marketing, or both.

  258. My favorite quote in the article... by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
    VAR Business: Other than the suit, how's business?
    McBride: That's the great untold story no one even asks about. We have over two million servers actively running today.
    So they're basically saying that their entire business is almost as big as Sun's active Internet servers in the latest Netcraft survey? Or their entire active servers is about 4% of the estimated linux server base? Or that in the late 90's, UnixWare (under Santa Cruz Operation) was selling 40% of all licenses by volume, but that under Caldera-turned-SCO, they dropped to the point that they didn't even show up as a blip on the Server OS Radar, and are just now going back to 2 million servers in use?

    I guess to him it is a good thing: (mock quote)"We had a huge market share when we bought the thing, then it dropped to almost nothing, and we are still managing to sell a few hundred copies each month, rather than just writing it off entirely as a bad investment."

    I have to wonder what kind of warped mind he has.

    frob

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  259. Re:No no no no: GPL reworked to be more pro-busine by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
    "What Darl wants, and I will fight to the end of my days to prevent, is a return to the hugely inefficient days when every Tom, Dick and Harry company could build their own unique, incompatible-with-the-universe, expensive custom OSes."

    Some of the first writings I read by RMS about the GPL and GNU made exactly this point, which I paraphrase: It seems like every time you move to a different company, or even a different computer, you have to relearn everything about system utilities, text editors, compilers, and so on, or worse, have to rewrite them from scratch yourself. What a complete waste of time for people who could instead be getting something useful accomplished! If we had e.g. a smashingly good free editor that anyone can use anywhere, then you can save yourself a world of pain by learning it once and always using it. Wouldn't that be nice?

    End of paraphrasing. So nowadays, the computer needs of a lot of people can be satisfied by buying an intel box and slapping GNU/Linux on it. You can have everything from firewalls to desktops to servers to number crunching beasts all running the same system. Linux may not be the best solution for every problem, but think of the advantage of having to know just one distro of GNU/Linux instead of Solaris and Tru64 and MSWindows 2k and Mac OS 10 and... This is all consistent with RMS's early visions of the power of GNU.

  260. So what if it slows down? by DG · · Score: 1

    Seriously!

    This isn't a race. We don't get any bonus points if MS is gone from the planet by 2010, 2100, or indeed, ever.

    MS could very well do an IBM and become a Linux services company that sold support for their "legacy" OS on the side. Who cares what they do? IT DOESN'T MATTER.

    What _does_ matter is the days of the proprietary, closed-source software company are over. The asteroid has already struck. They may not be finished dying yet (indeed, they've only just started) but them dinosaurs are doomed just the same.

    No matter how hard they fight, no matter what dirty tricks they pull, no matter how skilled the litigators, ultimate victory is assured so long as there are compilers, hackers, and Internet connections. So relax! Enjoy the show! Ride the glacier!

    DG

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    Want to learn about race cars? Read my Book
  261. Good analogy... by whittrash · · Score: 1

    "Like a fist full of sand, the harder they sqeeze, the more it slips through their fingers."

    But I prefer Like dust in the wind

  262. Likening end users to drug users by iceT · · Score: 1

    Ok. If I'm to be likened to a drug user, then it seems only fair to liken software developers to drug pushers.

    In UNIX, SCO is the pusher. They charge us real money for their software. You could even go so far as to say that SCO, in offering their own distribution of Linux, and subsequently suing customers over it makes them the ultimate pusher.

    Linux, then, would also be a pusher. But, the Linux pusher is different. First, they don't CHARGE for their product. Second, the principle behind the model that develops the software is one focused on "people, not software".

    So, who's the worse? The pusher that charges and consumes for their own personal gain, or the pusher that doesn't charge, and wants to people like ME to be able to do what I do best...

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    -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
  263. Yeah. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about courts, or the validity of SCOs claims.

    I'm saying people should not be surprised when they encounter this view in the wild... a view that sets linux back, way back... a lot of otherwise smart technically people are convinced that, for legal reasons, it's not worth investigating.

  264. Tactical Advantages, SCO, GNU/Linux and MS.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill has been playing WarCraft 3 lately either that or he has the Art of War made from human skin and written in the blood of unborn children in a safe where he keeps his Jerry Lewis Pr0n...

    Ultimately Bill knows Darl will fail, Linus and the entire community knows he'll fail, only Darl doesn't know he'll fail.

    However Bill is prodding him and supporting him because this is an indirect attack AND is preventing Linux from overrunning the desktop and middle-server market. (As we know that none of MS products could cluster themselves out of a wet paper bag with any reliability...).

    Darl is the mean little bully taking orders from geeky accountant that steals/borrows and never returns and scams everyone. The day does come however for both of them to have the entire school gang up on them though... I can't wait for that day.

    Can't understand the boyguards though. All is fair in Love, War and Business eh?

  265. Worst case. by randomencounter · · Score: 1
    "SCO" code is found in the kernel and is found to have originated in Linux and been moved to SysV by SCO.
    Now, everyone who has purchased the offending product is entitled to a copy of the source under the GPL, and their "Trade Secret" protection goes POOF!

    Unless they invalidate the GPL first.

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    Forget diamonds, copyright is forever.
    1. Re:Worst case. by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but then why squeal in the first place?

      If SCO has infringing code and knew it, then they wouldn't have said anything, IMHO.

      Perhaps they're so stupid, that when they found the infringing code, they simply assumed without any due dilligence that the infringement was from SCO to linux, but that streches the imagination.

      We'll see I guess.

      Greg

    2. Re:Worst case. by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      Given the timeline, I'd say that they would have found such code in action, and couldn't keep their mouths shut long enough for due diligence.

      Note that it could be bi-directional or BSD source. Hence the new wally-waving at BSD and talk about invalidating the USL settlement.

      Of course BSD-source would be better for SCOG than having Linux-sourced code in SysV, but still leaves their business plan and legal case somewhat short.

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      Forget diamonds, copyright is forever.
  266. archive of wmv stream at sco.com/cdxpo by morgue-ann · · Score: 1
  267. Bush's DoJ settles with M$ by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    And the thing is is that Texas, where Dubya was governor, was one of the original states to file the lawsuit against MS.

  268. McDonald's hot coffee by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    That settlement was also reduced.

  269. Money really is the only way to make a company pay by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It won't take long before businesses don't have to worry about lawsuits, various industries are pushing bigtime for "Tort Reform" and all too often getting their way.

  270. Liebeck's lawsuit against McDonald's by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Findlaw has this article on the case:

    Justice Did Prevail in McDonald's Coffee Case

    Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard P.C.
    By Michael P. Schostok

    Possibly the most misrepresented case in the entire tort reform debate involves the compensatory and punitive damage award in 1994 to Stella Liebeck of Albuquerque, New Mexico, who spilled scalding McDonald's coffee on her lap in 1992.

    The majority of Americans, when informed that $2.9 million was awarded to a woman for spilling coffee on her lap, immediately felt that this was just another example of runaway verdicts that must be controlled legislatively. Sadly, these popular opinions were based upon incomplete knowledge of the McDonald''s coffee case. Did you know...

    • There had been over 700 prior incidents of injuries from McDonald''s coffee that had been reported to the company and were present in company documents. They ranged in severity from minor burns to third degree burns, and resulted in numerous claims, some settling for over $500,000. Several cases involved children.
    • Prior to the lawsuit, McDonald''s sold its coffee at 190 degrees Fahrenheit. Coffee you serve in your home is between 135 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit. Water that is found in your car radiator is 180 degrees Fahrenheit. At 190 degrees, it takes less than three seconds to produce a third degree burn, while at 160 degrees it takes about 20 seconds.
    • The coffee inflicted third degree burns on Stella Liebeck''s groin, inner thighs and buttocks, necessitating seven days in the hospital for extensive skin grafts and debridement treatment. Photographs vividly demonstrated the severity of these burns, which covered six percent of her body.
    • A McDonald''s executive testified that McDonald''s knew its coffee caused serious burns. McDonald''s also consciously decided not to warn people of the dangers concerning the temperature of its coffee and had no intention of changing that temperature.
    • One week after the lawsuit, McDonald''s changed its coffee temperature reducing it by 20 degrees.
    • Despite Stella Liebeck''s $20,000 in medical bills, McDonald''s only offered her $800 to settle her case. Stella Liebeck stated she would have never brought the suit had McDonald''s been willing to pay her medical bills.
    • The Plaintiff, Stella Liebeck, was found 20 percent at fault, which resulted in the compensatory damage award of $200,000 being reduced to $160,000.

    When the jury heard and considered the above and additional evidence during the eight-day trial, they determined that McDonald''s should face a punitive damage award for their callous disregard for the safety of their patrons. The jury awarded $2.9 million (the worth of two days of McDonald''s coffee sales) to the permanently injured Stella Liebeck.

    After the verdict, McDonald''s (and many others) criticized the jury''s decision categorizing the result as an example of how our civil justice system had perpetuated "frivolous" lawsuits with "unjust" results. The jury''s decision, along with the facts behind this lawsuit, clearly showed McDonald''s supporters the error of their thinking.

    http://library.lp.findlaw.com/articles/file/0052 1/000428/title/Subject/topic/Injury%20%20Tort%20La w_Products%20Liability/filename/injurytortlaw_3_29

    Or try this smaller link: http://tinyurl.com/vsda
  271. I'm opposed to the DMCA by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It also eliminates fair use.