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  1. Re:Hard to enforce on British Government Considers Tax on Computers · · Score: 1

    Anyone with no TV can expect a lots of visits to check.

    Not really.

    I haven't had a TV for five years. They sent me lots of threatening letters for the first couple of years, and I diligently responded to them.

    After a while, I got sick of ansering their increasingly aggressive letters (huge bold font "What will YOU do when we visit ELMS CLOSE?"). When I stopped answering, they stopped sending. We had 1 (one) visit from them, about three years ago. My wife was too busy with the kids and said she didn't have time to let him in, but that we don't have a TV. He said thanks, and left. We've never heard from TV Licensing since.

  2. Re:Exercise on The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV · · Score: 1

    Ha. I knew it. Part of the definition of "good exercise" is that it has to be boring.

    I guess that heart beating and sweating and stuff for easily the recommended 15-30 minutes at a time isn't enough... it overloads the easily-overloaded "fun" receptors on the heart and other muscles and cancels out all of the other benefits. The fact that I'm feeling better is also an illusion brought on by excessive fun, which can of course cause hallucinations.


    I assumed you were talking about sex. Reading the parent, I find out that you're all talking about something called Dance Dance Revolution. How very... slashdot.

  3. Re:Mice on Why Apple Makes a One-Button Mouse · · Score: 1

    I know (from experience) that it takes no more than five minutes to explain left- and right-clicking to a three-year-old child.

    So send someone to fetch a child of three.

    (With apologies)

  4. Re:Duchovny jumped the gun.... on Duchovny Says X-Files Sequel in Works · · Score: 1

    Duchovny jumped the gun....

    Looks like you misspelled "shark".

  5. Re:Actually, it's under control on MyDoom Strikes Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's being reported [zdnet.co.uk] that thanks to pro-active action from the porn site in question, the problem is under control...

    --
    One swallow does not a summer make.


    Excellent sig. Did you choose it just for this story?

  6. Re:Not sure I should ask this... on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1

    ...but my wife say's you're sexy. How much to take her off my hands? :)
    --
    Lose or Loose - It's really not that difficult



    And the award for "Sig Most Twisted in Meaning by the Post's Context" goes to...

  7. Re:First off on ECC2-109 Winners Certified · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nasa will be the one awarding your prize... A pair of handcuffs, followed by a rag soaked with ether.

    by WwWonka (545303):
    Hmmm, I received the same treatment visiting the Neverland Ranch when I was young.

    So, WwWonka, we finally discover the inspiration and intent of your evil Chocolate Factory! But dear God man, why the Oompah-Loompahs?

  8. Re:Hypocrites on Stop! Website Thief! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Typical /. hypocrisy. When you misappropriate IP in the form of music, movies, and software, you say it's not "theft" -- but when someone does the same to your website, you call them thieves, and get all up at arms about it...

    You just need to understand that this is one of those irregular verbs; I exercise fair usage, you plagiarize, he has just been arrested under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.

  9. Re:Hmm, I dunno. on How To Hire Great Open Source Developers? · · Score: 1

    One is what one is, after all

    Sounds like Popeye finally grew up.
    Oh dear - after a comment like that, I'll never find work again.

  10. Re:Let it hit the ground... on Science of the coin-toss: Bias in Heads-or-Tails · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you've ever watched a football game, you'll notice that the coin always hits the ground. This is done for at least one reason, to prevent tampering by the tosser

    Look, referees have a hard enough time as it is, without you throwing in needless insults.

  11. Re:Super Happy Microwave Fun. on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now, where's the moderation option "actually hurt myself laughing"?

  12. Re:A great day for fantasy on Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take your pick. Meet the Feebles springs to mind first.

    Actually, Meet the Feebles is my favourite of his films. I'm guessing you've never actually seen it, because anyone who has seen a puppet trying to save the show by singing about sodomy, which is rhymed with, "you might incur the wrath of god on me", would agree that it is genius.

  13. gcc on Test Driven Development Examples? · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not *exactly* test driven, but gcc has a very extensive test suite, and adds regression tests for every new bug that is uncovered. The project certainly passes your 50kloc specification!

    http://gcc.gnu.org/install/test.html

  14. Blame Kubla Khan on Cities Built on Fertile Lands Affect Climate · · Score: 4, Funny

    This has been known for a long time, in the early 19th century, Coleridge published a poem about Xanadu - see the following snippets:

    In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure-dome decree
    Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
    Through caverns measureless to man
    Down to a sunless sea.
    So twice five miles of fertile ground
    With walls and towers were girdled round
    And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
    Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree,
    And here were forests ancient as the hills,
    Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

    So, we see early in the poem, beautiful, fertile ground. Later in the same poem, we read that:

    It was a miracle of rare device, A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice !

    So, this research is not novel, such climate change has been known for almost two centuries :-)

  15. Re:Hmm on Russian Rovers on the Moon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I met Tereshkova once. When I was about 14 (about 1993ish), I went to a "space school" at Brunel University in London ("reserve your seat of learning now") and she was the guest of honour.

    In fact, she invited any of us to visit her if we were ever in Moscow, and said she lived at "Number 5, Red Square"!

  16. Eisbrecher beware, Captain Kaos will Strike! on Two Blanks Against the Trend · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. I will buy all 5000 copies of Eisbrecher's album, and copy "Duke" onto all 10,000 blank CDs.

    Now for the truly evil part the scheme - I will replace copies of Eisbrecher's album in record shops with my Genesis version, and the poor shoppers will be dumbfounded and confused when they put it into the CD player, and don't hear the music they expect. When they check the label, they will be even more confused! Ha ha ha!

    Captain Kaos strikes again!

  17. BBC Changed the article on BBC Links Linux To MyDoom · · Score: 2, Informative

    I sent some feedback on the original article, and pointed out the serious errors in the story, as well as the fact that they mentioned a "computer programme[sic]"; even here in England we say "program".

    I also mentioned that their description of SCO receiving millions of emails bringing down their website was incorrect.

    I just checked their site again, and both of those errors have been corrected. Sadly, the factual errors remain.

  18. Re:Frustrations with Trolltech-Qt on Qt 3.3 Released; OSNews Talks With TrollTech's CEO · · Score: 1

    I mailed them and they won't even allow you to develop with the free edition and deploy with the commercial edition

    That's because you could buy one commercial license and have your other 1,000 programmers using the free edition.

    As I understand it, the reason that the windows version of Qt has different licensing from the other versions is that many people were using the free version for their internal development (which the majority of software development is), so they were theoretically GPL, but never actually released. Therefore no money for Trolltech. And their bottom line does matter - they're a company.

  19. Re:Too bad... on Anti-Frostidigitation: Heatpipe Gloves · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the moderator thought that, since you were asking about heavy-duty warming, it was flame bait.

    That was a joke.

  20. Re:Brute force on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    >>These people are not God's

    Are you saying that they're with the other side?

  21. Re:USA drivers on Toyota Offers Automatic Parallel Parking Option · · Score: 1

    Now before you all toast me [...]

    I'm English, so I'll raise a toast to your comments.

  22. The original flamewar on Inside the Lego Master Builder Search · · Score: 3, Funny

    We've all heard the standard flamewars:

    vi vs Emacs;
    Gnome vs KDE;
    Linux vs BSD;
    Free vs Open;
    Windows vs Anything.

    Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the granddaddy of them all...

    Lego vs Meccano

  23. Re:Target Audience on Asimov's "I, Robot" Gets Movie Treatment · · Score: 1

    For a second there I thought you were suggesting that Asimov's world had come to life:

    Something tells me that people probably aren't the target audience of the film anyway.

  24. Re:Just in time on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 1

    Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert!
    Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb

    ...

    And saying so to some
    Means nothing;
    others it leaves
    Nothing to be said

  25. Re:Now go build it... on Removing Software Complexity · · Score: 1

    Put simply, Decamino wouldn't look through Galileo's telescope because he _knew_ that Galileo is wrong; the paradigm that allowed for the earth to move out of the center of the universe hadn't yet come to pass.

    There must be some new meaning for the word "simply" that I am unaware of.