I know my opinion really doesn't count much around here, but I think that this game made for one of the most fun times I have had in recent memory. I am a bartender at a local country club nestled in the foothills of the Ozark mountains, and we have played this a few times when the nights were slow or dull. It has gained some notoriety, and is really fun. Of course, to reinforce the points made a few points up by another, if you are unsure of the dynamic of the group, set some rules that prevent overly boorish or offensive behaviors. The game I play with my friends is more open than the game I paly with the guests in my bar. Just my opinion, but I hope that you guys try this one out!
Charles Andrews, Sun Microsystem's public sector head, said licence cost savings would come to tens of millions of pounds directly. 'And we won't force people to upgrade computers and technology on a 2-3 year cycle either. Customers can upgrade when they need to,' he said.
Not a troll, but Linux is immune from upgrades? This is not the way to convince people to use Linux, by implying that once you install/download Linux, you can walk away without any more upgrades. I wish he had been more clear about the costs involved instead of being so vague.
It is a shame that your predecessors never thought about this, eh? Nothing like The Great Society or the Public Works Program. Look, if we go to the moon, we will be investing money in research which will lead to new products that we can sell to everyone else. Remember all the cool things we recieved from the Space Race? Plus, being a geek was cool!
Was this not covered in some degree, albeit a non-biological fashion/premise, in The Diamond Age? The talk of motes and dust and sprites all seem to be familiar.
Welcome back to FUD's premiere of "Dunderhead Asshats". In this segment, we have fresh from the CDXPO, assuring the press after his keynote speech.
What percentage of Linux is infringing? Roughly one million lines of code. 20% of the Linux kernel. BSD is in a clear legal environment. There are dozens of protected BSD files that have made there way into Linux.
Have you forgotten the Bill Gates' quote of 640 kB being more than enough memory for PC user? Well, dump that old chestnut, and try this one on for size: 20% of the Linux kernel.
I have wet myself. America, we have a new "Dunderhead Asshat"! Welcome your new overlords, and don't forget the compulsory $699 'tithe'. The more Darl opens his mouth, the more I'd like to shut it for him... Is this Moore's Law for FUD? IIRC, there were 80 lines of code infringing at the beginning of this ordeal; now, it's up to Roughly one million lines of code? Please, someone crush this $#!+ soon...
I have Xplay installed as well, and have noticed the blank screen in Xplay. When I downloaded iTunes, it immediately noticed my iPod. I thought that I could then delete Xplay from my computer. Well, after that, iTunes did not recognize my iPod. I had to reinstall Xplay. Have you had the same experience? Is this a glitch? I cannot find any information on this.
But, did it hurt ? There was no significant decrease in the well-being of the patients who where prayed for, so what's the big deal? If Duke had discovered a statistical difference, do you think they would have begun classes for prayer for patients? Sometimes the arrogance of academia astounds even me, and I'm jaded as all getout...
Ummm... I think they are referring to theft of actual items in the game by way of exploiting the software in a 'cracker'-type fashion, not in an RPG fashion. They seem to be interested in the cases where someone logs on, and their character's keep or whatever is gone, and the property of another player through an online auction, not in the sense that a 14th level thief picked the pocket of the character... I hope this makes sense!
What you are bidding on is my collection of Generation 1 Transformers. My mother kept them in several boxes for me. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Picture this: a
What you are bidding on is my husband's collection of Generation 1 Transformers. His mother kept them in several boxes for him. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Pict
These are original 1864 ELECTION BALLOTS OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, GEORGE B. McCLELLAN/ GEORGE H. PENDLETON AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN/ANDREW JOHNSON'S They are the ballots for voting "For Electors of President and Vice President of the United States". There is a very nice picture of George McClellan in a oval frame at the top of the ballot. The ballot is from Miami County, Ohio. The Lincoln ballot has the picture of "Liberty" and is alo from Miami County, Ohio. There are some pin holes, wrinkles and some creases on the McClellan ballot and pin holes on the Lincoln ballot. BIOGRAPHY: George Brinton McClellan (1826-1885) A brilliant engineer and highly capable organizer, George B. McClellan just wasn't an army commander. In that position he proved the weakness of West Point in its early years; the academy was simply geared to the production of engineers and company officers for a small, pre-Civil War regular army. The Philadelphia native had entered the academy from the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in 1846 in the second position of his class. Accordingly he was assigned to the engineers. He earned two brevets under Winfield Scott in Mexico and later served at his alma mater. The slow promotions in the regular army prompted him to take a captaincy in the cavalry in the 18 5 5 expansion of the service. He was dispatched to study European armies and filed an extensive report centering on the Crimean War siege operations at Sebastopol. This experience would later influence his decisions on the Virginia Peninsula. During the rest of his year overseas he travelled widely and altered the Prussian and Hungarian cavalry saddles into the "McClellan Saddle" that was used until the army abolished its mounted arm. He resigned his commission on January 16, 1857, and entered railroad engineering. He worked for the Illinois Central-as chief engineer and vice president and just before the Civil War became a division president for the Ohio & Mississippi. Despite his success in the private field he was happy to reenter the military in 1862. His assignments included: major general, Ohio Volunteers (April 23, 1861); commanding Ohio Militia (April 23 - May 13, 1861); commanding Army of Occupation, West Virginia, Department of the Ohio and the department (May 13-July 23, 1861); major general, USA (May 14, 1861); commanding Military Division of the Potomac (July 25 - August 15, 1861); commanding Army and Department of the Potomac (August 15, 1861 - November 9, 1862); and commander-in-chief, USA (November 5, 1861 - March 11, 1862). Initially appointed by Ohio's Governor William Dennison, he was soon made second only to Scott by a former attorney for the Illinois Central-Abraham Lincoln. Letting his rapid rise from retired captain to major general go to his head, he issued comical denials of any desire to become a dictator. By then he had won some minor victories in western Virginia, receiving the Thanks of Congress on July 16, 186 1, although much of the credit belonged to his subordinates there and in Kentucky. He was called to take charge at Washington after the disaster at Ist Bull Run, but his behavior toward Scott and the civil authorities was unpardonable. Now called "The Young Napoleon," he actively worked for Scott's retirement and was named in his place. His engineering and organizational skills shined bright in the creation of the Army of the Potomac, a mighty machine. But he did not advance and refused to divulge his plans to the civilians over him. He even refused to see the president on one occasion. In December 1861 he was downed by typhoid and this prolonged the delays. By the time he did advance on Manassas, Joseph E. Johnston's army had withdrawn. McClellan then planned an advance on Richmond by way of the Peninsula between the James and York Rivers. It was a good plan despite Lincoln's fears for Washington. But McClellan did not have the ability to direct it. The movement started well but-remembering Sebastopol-he begin siege operations at Yorktown which allowed Johnston to move in reinforcements. When
Thanks to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer (via Recordonline.com) for their article trying to characterize programmers into visual stereotypes. It starts: "It used to be that if you programmed computers more than casually you were labeled a nerd... Nerds, as an easily identified social group, don't exist anymore.", and goes on to describe "clans of specialist programmers" such as 'COBOL crazed brat' ("Think goth kid from the '80s meets skate punk... the color for this season is black, black, and more black") or '*nix obsessive' ("Little has changed with the outward appearance of Sys7 fans since the golden age of 'AT&T UNIX'") Is this simply lazy/offensive pigeonholing, or can you spot certain programmers on sight alone? Does the miasma of Doritos and Mountain Dew knock you over? Must be an 'extreme' programmer. Is he relaxed, well-tanned, and smiling like he just sold his soul to the Devil? Think SCO/Caldera programmer.
Yeah, I guess this article must be true!
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rom the bloated carcass of the Old Republic, an ambitious politician carved the Galactic Empire, a New Order of government meant to sweep away the injustices and inefficiencies of its predecessor. Rather than offer the people of the galaxy newfound hope, the Empire instead became a tyrannical regime, presided over by a shadowy and detached despot steeped in the dark side of the Force. Personal liberties were crushed, and the governance of everyday affairs was pulled away from the senate, and instead given to unscrupulous regional governors. Accompanying the growth of the Empire was an unprecedented military buildup. The many shipyards in the Emperor's domain churned out immense fleets of Star Destroyers and TIE fighters. The Imperial starfleet maintained order in the galaxy, a role previously undertaken by the Jedi Knights, an august order of protectors wiped out during the Emperor's ascent. It was through fear that the Empire ruled. Its power hungry lieutenants and technocrats developed greater and greater instruments of destruction to cow a rebellious populace. This philosophy culminated in the creation of the Death Star, a mobile space station with a prime weapon of unspeakable power. When fully charged, the Death Star's superlaser had the ability to destroy a planet. Despite such shows of strength -- indeed, because of them -- the flames of rebellion fanned higher. Small pockets of resistance banded together to form the Alliance to Restore the Republic. At first, the pitiable number of freedom fighters seemed no match for the oppressive Empire. Nonetheless, they managed to score an impressive victory with the destruction of the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin. Having proved itself a viable threat, the Rebel Alliance found itself under Imperial counterattack. The core group of Rebels spent three years relocating their hidden headquarters, before being routed in a crushing attack at the Battle of Hoth. A few short months later, the Rebels discovered that the Death Star was but the first of many Imperial superweapons in development. A second Death Star was nearing completion over the distant moon of Endor. Intelligence gathered by Bothan spies informed the Rebel planners that Emperor Palpatine himself would be present to oversee the final stages of construction. Thus an irresistible target was in place over that peaceful green moon: the Empire's next great weapon, incomplete and vulnerable, and the head of the Empire himself, both in one place. The Alliance took the bait -- the Battle of Endor was entirely designed by the prescient Emperor Palpatine to be the final confrontation in the Galactic Civil War. Palpatine failed to foresee the resourcefulness of the Rebels or the treachery of one of his most trusted aides, however. Palpatine died at Endor, and the second Death Star was destroyed. With this crippling blow, the Imperial reign of terror over the galaxy ended. The Rebellion began forming a New Republic, and worlds across the galaxy celebrated their newfound freedom. The more the Empire tightened its grip on the people of the galaxy, the harder the Alliance to Restore the Republic foug
NOTE: If you have difficulty reading the description as shown here, email me at rshelley@westelcom.com and I will reply with an attachment of the list. Here's everything you need to present many hilarious stage magic shows as created and developed by full-time Professional Comic Magician/Magic Clown "Ish Kabibble". This is for the family entertainer who's serious about making great entertainment and a first-rate reputation--and big bucks. Don't underestimate the value of this package. You can make back the cost of your winning bid in one show with the kind of money you can make from the quality of original comedy magic here. This is for professional magic clowns and comedy magicians who need solid new material and for beginning magic clowns and comedy magicians who want to build a reputation fast. Those in the know recognize that this kind of tried and true material is worth its weight in gold. I am retiring after 30-plus years as a full-time working professional comic magician and am making all of this proven, polished, 100% commercial material available to the astute entertainer who knows the value of fresh, proven, polished material. Check my feedback to see how very, very pleased magicians feel about the routines and illusions they have purchased from me. NOTE: I am still performing at present, so I am on the road for several days at a time. Please allow for a few days for my reply. Thanks.) All routines, props, visual gags, comedy, performance and methods of presentation in this package have been honed and polished before live audiences and on TV for more than 30 years and can launch anyone's magic career into high paying gigs with very little effort. Comes with a comedy magic video highlighting my "Magic of Learning Show" for schools--a real moneymaker--and my "Magic Speechwriter", chock-full of comedy, visual gags, one-liners, witty remarks and more. The one thing that made me "special" and distinctive,consistnently out-pacing the competition, is that I rarely used contraptions or store-bought magic--which to an audience never seems like magic. Even kids know the magic is in the contraption. If you're a magician, you should be able to perform with ordinary, everyday materials. I've created shows that play BIG--I've frequently performed these routines before audiences of 2000 and more in State Parks, County Fairs, Concert Halls and Theaters and for smaller audiences in schools, churches and Festivals, presenting more than 300 shows per year. I enjoyed performing my share of birthday parties for a higher fee much higher than any of my competitors. Why? Because I wasn't using the same hackneyed cliched stuff the other magicians and magic clowns were using (and are still using). In addition, everything I did was easy to do so I could put my effort into the entertainment and showmanship. So there's little or no sleight of hand required. I've decided to offer my best magic material as a package. THIS PACKAGE INCLUDES: ISH KABIBBLE'S PERFECT COMEDY BALLOON ROUTINE. This is the single most successful, funniest and most popular comedy routine I ever did in 30 years of performing. 15 solid minutes of hilarity. You can make your reputation on this one, I guarantee it. It took years to perfect this gem. Now, you can have it and make it yours with just a little practice and worth every penny MAGIC WAND KID ESCAPE. A child is tied up with rope in a chair. It seems impossible for him to escape. But, he uses his magic wand and he is free-instantly! THE ISH KABIBBLE MAGIC OF LEARNING COMEDY MAGIC VIDEO. A professionally filmed video of my highly acclaimed school magic show--the same show I presented to thousands of schools and libraries over my 30-year career as a professional children's entertainer. All of the comedy, gags, ad-libs, sight gags, one liners, and bits of comedy business that makes a show successful. More than three decades of experience and polish is in this tape. Learn how to perform, present and put over the tricks, illusions and props I use in this show then buy whatever you don't already have in this listing o
What you are bidding on is my husband's collection of Generation 1 Transformers. His mother kept them in several boxes for him. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Pict
Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
STAR WARS BRAND NEW MINT RETAILS AT OVER £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rom the bloated carcass of the Old Republic, an ambitious politician carved the Galactic Empire, a New Order of government meant to sweep away the injustices and inefficiencies of its predecessor. Rather than offer the people of the galaxy newfound hope, the Empire instead became a tyrannical regime, presided over by a shadowy and detached despot steeped in the dark side of the Force. Personal liberties were crushed, and the governance of everyday affairs was pulled away from the senate, and instead given to unscrupulous regional governors. Accompanying the growth of the Empire was an unprecedented military buildup. The many shipyards in the Emperor's domain churned out immense fleets of Star Destroyers and TIE fighters. The Imperial starfleet maintained order in the galaxy, a role previously undertaken by the Jedi Knights, an august order of protectors wiped out during the Emperor's ascent. It was through fear that the Empire ruled. Its power hungry lieutenants and technocrats developed greater and greater instruments of destruction to cow a rebellious populace. This philosophy culminated in the creation of the Death Star, a mobile space station with a prime weapon of unspeakable power. When fully charged, the Death Star's superlaser had the ability to destroy a planet. Despite such shows of strength -- indeed, because of them -- the flames of rebellion fanned higher. Small pockets of resistance banded together to form the Alliance to Restore the Republic. At first, the pitiable number of freedom fighters seemed no match for the oppressive Empire. Nonetheless, they managed to score an impressive victory with the destruction of the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin. Having proved itself a viable threat, the Rebel Alliance found itself under Imperial counterattack. The core group of Rebels spent three years relocating their hidden headquarters, before being routed in a crushing attack at the Battle of Hoth. A few short months later, the Rebels discovered that the Death Star was but the first of many Imperial superweapons in development. A second Death Star was nearing completion over the distant moon of Endor. Intelligence gathered by Bothan spies informed the Rebel planners that Emperor Palpatine himself would be present to oversee the final stages of construction. Thus an irresistible target was in place over that peaceful green moon: the Empire's next great weapon, incomplete and vulnerable, and the head of the Empire himself, both in one place. The Alliance took the bait -- the Battle of Endor was entirely designed by the prescient Emperor Palpatine to be the final confrontation in the Galactic Civil War. Palpatine failed to foresee the resourcefulness of the Rebels or the treachery of one of his most trusted aides, however. Palpatine died at Endor, and the second Death Star was destroyed. With this crippling blow, the Imperial reign of terror over the galaxy ended. The Rebellion began forming a New Republic, and worlds across the galaxy celebrated their newfound freedom. The more the Empire tightened its grip on the people of the galaxy, the harder the Alliance to Restore the Republ
Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
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I know my opinion really doesn't count much around here, but I think that this game made for one of the most fun times I have had in recent memory. I am a bartender at a local country club nestled in the foothills of the Ozark mountains, and we have played this a few times when the nights were slow or dull. It has gained some notoriety, and is really fun. Of course, to reinforce the points made a few points up by another, if you are unsure of the dynamic of the group, set some rules that prevent overly boorish or offensive behaviors. The game I play with my friends is more open than the game I paly with the guests in my bar. Just my opinion, but I hope that you guys try this one out!
Charles Andrews, Sun Microsystem's public sector head, said licence cost savings would come to tens of millions of pounds directly. 'And we won't force people to upgrade computers and technology on a 2-3 year cycle either. Customers can upgrade when they need to,' he said.
Not a troll, but Linux is immune from upgrades? This is not the way to convince people to use Linux, by implying that once you install/download Linux, you can walk away without any more upgrades. I wish he had been more clear about the costs involved instead of being so vague.
It is a shame that your predecessors never thought about this, eh? Nothing like The Great Society or the Public Works Program.
Look, if we go to the moon, we will be investing money in research which will lead to new products that we can sell to everyone else. Remember all the cool things we recieved from the Space Race? Plus, being a geek was cool!
Was this not covered in some degree, albeit a non-biological fashion/premise, in The Diamond Age? The talk of motes and dust and sprites all seem to be familiar.
Have you forgotten the Bill Gates' quote of 640 kB being more than enough memory for PC user? Well, dump that old chestnut, and try this one on for size:
20% of the Linux kernel. I have wet myself. America, we have a new "Dunderhead Asshat"! Welcome your new overlords, and don't forget the compulsory $699 'tithe'. The more Darl opens his mouth, the more I'd like to shut it for him
Is this Moore's Law for FUD? IIRC, there were 80 lines of code infringing at the beginning of this ordeal; now, it's up to Roughly one million lines of code? Please, someone crush this $#!+ soon
If you go to the link in the article, be sure to scroll down to the bottom to read this:
KIDS, DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE NOW IN AN ONLINE STORE. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD TO MAKE A PURCHASE.
Funny $#!+
So, do I spring for the copy of KOTOR, or do I buy the extended version of LOTR:TTT? Help!!
I have Xplay installed as well, and have noticed the blank screen in Xplay. When I downloaded iTunes, it immediately noticed my iPod. I thought that I could then delete Xplay from my computer. Well, after that, iTunes did not recognize my iPod. I had to reinstall Xplay. Have you had the same experience? Is this a glitch? I cannot find any information on this.
But, did it hurt ? There was no significant decrease in the well-being of the patients who where prayed for, so what's the big deal? If Duke had discovered a statistical difference, do you think they would have begun classes for prayer for patients? Sometimes the arrogance of academia astounds even me, and I'm jaded as all getout ...
Ummm ... I think they are referring to theft of actual items in the game by way of exploiting the software in a 'cracker'-type fashion, not in an RPG fashion. They seem to be interested in the cases where someone logs on, and their character's keep or whatever is gone, and the property of another player through an online auction, not in the sense that a 14th level thief picked the pocket of the character ... I hope this makes sense!
What you are bidding on is my collection of Generation 1 Transformers. My mother kept them in several boxes for me. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Picture this: a
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Frosty first post piss!
Must be a sour apple ... Get it? Sour apple? Ahhh .... nevermind.
Frosty first post piss!!
How KEWL! I am 733t!! P454r m3 d00d! hahahaha ...
What you are bidding on is my husband's collection of Generation 1 Transformers. His mother kept them in several boxes for him. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Pict
These are original 1864 ELECTION BALLOTS OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, GEORGE B. McCLELLAN/ GEORGE H. PENDLETON AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN/ANDREW JOHNSON'S They are the ballots for voting "For Electors of President and Vice President of the United States". There is a very nice picture of George McClellan in a oval frame at the top of the ballot. The ballot is from Miami County, Ohio. The Lincoln ballot has the picture of "Liberty" and is alo from Miami County, Ohio. There are some pin holes, wrinkles and some creases on the McClellan ballot and pin holes on the Lincoln ballot.
BIOGRAPHY: George Brinton McClellan (1826-1885)
A brilliant engineer and highly capable organizer, George B. McClellan just wasn't an army commander. In that position he proved the weakness of West Point in its early years; the academy was simply geared to the production of engineers and company officers for a small, pre-Civil War regular army. The Philadelphia native had entered the academy from the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in 1846 in the second position of his class. Accordingly he was assigned to the engineers. He earned two brevets under Winfield Scott in Mexico and later served at his alma mater. The slow promotions in the regular army prompted him to take a captaincy in the cavalry in the 18 5 5 expansion of the service. He was dispatched to study European armies and filed an extensive report centering on the Crimean War siege operations at Sebastopol. This experience would later influence his decisions on the Virginia Peninsula. During the rest of his year overseas he travelled widely and altered the Prussian and Hungarian cavalry saddles into the "McClellan Saddle" that was used until the army abolished its mounted arm. He resigned his commission on January 16, 1857, and entered railroad engineering. He worked for the Illinois Central-as chief engineer and vice president and just before the Civil War became a division president for the Ohio & Mississippi. Despite his success in the private field he was happy to reenter the military in 1862.
His assignments included: major general, Ohio Volunteers (April 23, 1861); commanding Ohio Militia (April 23 - May 13, 1861); commanding Army of Occupation, West Virginia, Department of the Ohio and the department (May 13-July 23, 1861); major general, USA (May 14, 1861); commanding Military Division of the Potomac (July 25 - August 15, 1861); commanding Army and Department of the Potomac (August 15, 1861 - November 9, 1862); and commander-in-chief, USA (November 5, 1861 - March 11, 1862).
Initially appointed by Ohio's Governor William Dennison, he was soon made second only to Scott by a former attorney for the Illinois Central-Abraham Lincoln. Letting his rapid rise from retired captain to major general go to his head, he issued comical denials of any desire to become a dictator. By then he had won some minor victories in western Virginia, receiving the Thanks of Congress on July 16, 186 1, although much of the credit belonged to his subordinates there and in Kentucky. He was called to take charge at Washington after the disaster at Ist Bull Run, but his behavior toward Scott and the civil authorities was unpardonable. Now called "The Young Napoleon," he actively worked for Scott's retirement and was named in his place. His engineering and organizational skills shined bright in the creation of the Army of the Potomac, a mighty machine. But he did not advance and refused to divulge his plans to the civilians over him. He even refused to see the president on one occasion. In December 1861 he was downed by typhoid and this prolonged the delays. By the time he did advance on Manassas, Joseph E. Johnston's army had withdrawn.
McClellan then planned an advance on Richmond by way of the Peninsula between the James and York Rivers. It was a good plan despite Lincoln's fears for Washington. But McClellan did not have the ability to direct it. The movement started well but-remembering Sebastopol-he begin siege operations at Yorktown which allowed Johnston to move in reinforcements. When
Thanks to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer (via Recordonline.com) for their article trying to characterize programmers into visual stereotypes. It starts: "It used to be that if you programmed computers more than casually you were labeled a nerd... Nerds, as an easily identified social group, don't exist anymore.", and goes on to describe "clans of specialist programmers" such as 'COBOL crazed brat' ("Think goth kid from the '80s meets skate punk... the color for this season is black, black, and more black") or '*nix obsessive' ("Little has changed with the outward appearance of Sys7 fans since the golden age of 'AT&T UNIX'") Is this simply lazy/offensive pigeonholing, or can you spot certain programmers on sight alone? Does the miasma of Doritos and Mountain Dew knock you over? Must be an 'extreme' programmer. Is he relaxed, well-tanned, and smiling like he just sold his soul to the Devil? Think SCO/Caldera programmer.
Yeah, I guess this article must be true!
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rom the bloated carcass of the Old Republic, an ambitious politician carved the Galactic Empire, a New Order of government meant to sweep away the injustices and inefficiencies of its predecessor. Rather than offer the people of the galaxy newfound hope, the Empire instead became a tyrannical regime, presided over by a shadowy and detached despot steeped in the dark side of the Force. Personal liberties were crushed, and the governance of everyday affairs was pulled away from the senate, and instead given to unscrupulous regional governors. Accompanying the growth of the Empire was an unprecedented military buildup. The many shipyards in the Emperor's domain churned out immense fleets of Star Destroyers and TIE fighters. The Imperial starfleet maintained order in the galaxy, a role previously undertaken by the Jedi Knights, an august order of protectors wiped out during the Emperor's ascent. It was through fear that the Empire ruled. Its power hungry lieutenants and technocrats developed greater and greater instruments of destruction to cow a rebellious populace. This philosophy culminated in the creation of the Death Star, a mobile space station with a prime weapon of unspeakable power. When fully charged, the Death Star's superlaser had the ability to destroy a planet. Despite such shows of strength -- indeed, because of them -- the flames of rebellion fanned higher. Small pockets of resistance banded together to form the Alliance to Restore the Republic. At first, the pitiable number of freedom fighters seemed no match for the oppressive Empire. Nonetheless, they managed to score an impressive victory with the destruction of the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin. Having proved itself a viable threat, the Rebel Alliance found itself under Imperial counterattack. The core group of Rebels spent three years relocating their hidden headquarters, before being routed in a crushing attack at the Battle of Hoth. A few short months later, the Rebels discovered that the Death Star was but the first of many Imperial superweapons in development. A second Death Star was nearing completion over the distant moon of Endor. Intelligence gathered by Bothan spies informed the Rebel planners that Emperor Palpatine himself would be present to oversee the final stages of construction. Thus an irresistible target was in place over that peaceful green moon: the Empire's next great weapon, incomplete and vulnerable, and the head of the Empire himself, both in one place. The Alliance took the bait -- the Battle of Endor was entirely designed by the prescient Emperor Palpatine to be the final confrontation in the Galactic Civil War. Palpatine failed to foresee the resourcefulness of the Rebels or the treachery of one of his most trusted aides, however. Palpatine died at Endor, and the second Death Star was destroyed. With this crippling blow, the Imperial reign of terror over the galaxy ended. The Rebellion began forming a New Republic, and worlds across the galaxy celebrated their newfound freedom. The more the Empire tightened its grip on the people of the galaxy, the harder the Alliance to Restore the Republic foug
NOTE: If you have difficulty reading the description as shown here, email me at rshelley@westelcom.com and I will reply with an attachment of the list. Here's everything you need to present many hilarious stage magic shows as created and developed by full-time Professional Comic Magician/Magic Clown "Ish Kabibble". This is for the family entertainer who's serious about making great entertainment and a first-rate reputation--and big bucks. Don't underestimate the value of this package. You can make back the cost of your winning bid in one show with the kind of money you can make from the quality of original comedy magic here. This is for professional magic clowns and comedy magicians who need solid new material and for beginning magic clowns and comedy magicians who want to build a reputation fast. Those in the know recognize that this kind of tried and true material is worth its weight in gold. I am retiring after 30-plus years as a full-time working professional comic magician and am making all of this proven, polished, 100% commercial material available to the astute entertainer who knows the value of fresh, proven, polished material. Check my feedback to see how very, very pleased magicians feel about the routines and illusions they have purchased from me. NOTE: I am still performing at present, so I am on the road for several days at a time. Please allow for a few days for my reply. Thanks.) All routines, props, visual gags, comedy, performance and methods of presentation in this package have been honed and polished before live audiences and on TV for more than 30 years and can launch anyone's magic career into high paying gigs with very little effort. Comes with a comedy magic video highlighting my "Magic of Learning Show" for schools--a real moneymaker--and my "Magic Speechwriter", chock-full of comedy, visual gags, one-liners, witty remarks and more. The one thing that made me "special" and distinctive,consistnently out-pacing the competition, is that I rarely used contraptions or store-bought magic--which to an audience never seems like magic. Even kids know the magic is in the contraption. If you're a magician, you should be able to perform with ordinary, everyday materials. I've created shows that play BIG--I've frequently performed these routines before audiences of 2000 and more in State Parks, County Fairs, Concert Halls and Theaters and for smaller audiences in schools, churches and Festivals, presenting more than 300 shows per year. I enjoyed performing my share of birthday parties for a higher fee much higher than any of my competitors. Why? Because I wasn't using the same hackneyed cliched stuff the other magicians and magic clowns were using (and are still using). In addition, everything I did was easy to do so I could put my effort into the entertainment and showmanship. So there's little or no sleight of hand required. I've decided to offer my best magic material as a package. THIS PACKAGE INCLUDES: ISH KABIBBLE'S PERFECT COMEDY BALLOON ROUTINE. This is the single most successful, funniest and most popular comedy routine I ever did in 30 years of performing. 15 solid minutes of hilarity. You can make your reputation on this one, I guarantee it. It took years to perfect this gem. Now, you can have it and make it yours with just a little practice and worth every penny MAGIC WAND KID ESCAPE. A child is tied up with rope in a chair. It seems impossible for him to escape. But, he uses his magic wand and he is free-instantly! THE ISH KABIBBLE MAGIC OF LEARNING COMEDY MAGIC VIDEO. A professionally filmed video of my highly acclaimed school magic show--the same show I presented to thousands of schools and libraries over my 30-year career as a professional children's entertainer. All of the comedy, gags, ad-libs, sight gags, one liners, and bits of comedy business that makes a show successful. More than three decades of experience and polish is in this tape. Learn how to perform, present and put over the tricks, illusions and props I use in this show then buy whatever you don't already have in this listing o
What you are bidding on is my husband's collection of Generation 1 Transformers. His mother kept them in several boxes for him. They have been kept organized into 3 different boxes. The biggest box is the actual Transformers. Another small box is for the little guns, and other little nick-nacks that came with them. Another little box is for the instructions on all the Transformers, and their info-cards (red). These have been played with, but are in very good condition. Some are in little pieces in the bottom of the box. There are only a couple of little Transformers that might be broken, but the pieces are there. The big Transformers are in very good condition. The stickers are in fair to good condition. Some still have their stickers in the bag. There are so many pieces that it would take me weeks to figure out what transformer they all go to. There are literally hundreds of little pieces! My husband also doesn't remember what goes with who. I know some of their names such as: Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Galvatron, and I can't think of the others. There is also this parascope toy that really works. On it are several other little toys such as telescopes and a flashlight, and a whistle and a measuring tape. This is a very fun toy. The only thing missing is the battery cover. It may or may not be in the bottom of the box. I have not looked for it yet. There are 2 dino-bots, and there is that big walking dino-bot. There are a few planes, and there are a few "casettes". One or two of the casettes has missing parts, but they may be in the bottom of the boxes. It is possible that their are a lot more transformers (small ones) in the bottom of the 2 boxes in peices. If you would like for me to look for a specific Transformer, jut let me know and I will try to spot it. Just describe it for me. We have closed on our first home, and need to come up with funds to have a fence built for my sons new puppy. We are wanting to get rid of the things we don't use. Take advantage of this sale!
These toys are in very good condition. The ones that need batteries also still run. My husband always takes care of his things.
~~~Please check out our other items for auction, as I will also be selling his collection of comic books and other various items. I put it to him like this, "Which do you want more: A house? Or the things you never look at that you have forgot that you even have?" You know what his answer was, as you can see what we have for auction!! ~~~
My husband and I just bought our very first home. This is our dream home. Let me tell you our story. Everyone loves to hear a good story. After you read this, you will know that dreams do come true and that there really is a God!
After much discussion, my husband has agreed to sell some of his possessions as providing items for our new home is more important than keeping old toys.
I am originally from California. I am 30 years old-soon to be 31 in May. My husband (Jonathan) is 25-will be 26 in December. I have a 7-year-old son (Chris) from a previous marriage (my second marriage). My son will be 8 in October.
We have been living in an apartment for the last three years. Apartment living has been ok-we at least have a roof over our heads, beds to sleep in, food to eat, clothes to wear, and so on. We are very fortunate, grateful, and appreciative.
As I told you before, I have been married more than once. Three times to be exact. My first husband committed suicide only one year after we had been married. After my first husband died, I moved to West Virginia to be closer to my mother and sisters. Here is where I met my second husband. We were married a year later, and then we had a son. We had been married for 3 years when extra-marital circumstances arose from my spouse, and I had no choice but to divorce.
I was separated from my second husband for a year and a half when I met my third (and final) husband, Jonathan. My divorced had just been finalized.
Jonathan and I met in a very unusual manner: in an Internet chat room. Pict
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer
The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack
The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick
The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver
The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
The Chili Dog
When you ta
STAR WARS BRAND NEW MINT RETAILS AT OVER £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rom the bloated carcass of the Old Republic, an ambitious politician carved the Galactic Empire, a New Order of government meant to sweep away the injustices and inefficiencies of its predecessor. Rather than offer the people of the galaxy newfound hope, the Empire instead became a tyrannical regime, presided over by a shadowy and detached despot steeped in the dark side of the Force. Personal liberties were crushed, and the governance of everyday affairs was pulled away from the senate, and instead given to unscrupulous regional governors. Accompanying the growth of the Empire was an unprecedented military buildup. The many shipyards in the Emperor's domain churned out immense fleets of Star Destroyers and TIE fighters. The Imperial starfleet maintained order in the galaxy, a role previously undertaken by the Jedi Knights, an august order of protectors wiped out during the Emperor's ascent. It was through fear that the Empire ruled. Its power hungry lieutenants and technocrats developed greater and greater instruments of destruction to cow a rebellious populace. This philosophy culminated in the creation of the Death Star, a mobile space station with a prime weapon of unspeakable power. When fully charged, the Death Star's superlaser had the ability to destroy a planet. Despite such shows of strength -- indeed, because of them -- the flames of rebellion fanned higher. Small pockets of resistance banded together to form the Alliance to Restore the Republic. At first, the pitiable number of freedom fighters seemed no match for the oppressive Empire. Nonetheless, they managed to score an impressive victory with the destruction of the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin. Having proved itself a viable threat, the Rebel Alliance found itself under Imperial counterattack. The core group of Rebels spent three years relocating their hidden headquarters, before being routed in a crushing attack at the Battle of Hoth. A few short months later, the Rebels discovered that the Death Star was but the first of many Imperial superweapons in development. A second Death Star was nearing completion over the distant moon of Endor. Intelligence gathered by Bothan spies informed the Rebel planners that Emperor Palpatine himself would be present to oversee the final stages of construction. Thus an irresistible target was in place over that peaceful green moon: the Empire's next great weapon, incomplete and vulnerable, and the head of the Empire himself, both in one place. The Alliance took the bait -- the Battle of Endor was entirely designed by the prescient Emperor Palpatine to be the final confrontation in the Galactic Civil War. Palpatine failed to foresee the resourcefulness of the Rebels or the treachery of one of his most trusted aides, however. Palpatine died at Endor, and the second Death Star was destroyed. With this crippling blow, the Imperial reign of terror over the galaxy ended. The Rebellion began forming a New Republic, and worlds across the galaxy celebrated their newfound freedom. The more the Empire tightened its grip on the people of the galaxy, the harder the Alliance to Restore the Republ
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer
The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack
The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick
The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver
The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
The Chili Dog
When you t
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
Boston Steamer
The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.
Brazilian Flapjack
The act of Blowing one's love sauce on their partners sternum and letting her bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Cajun Hot Stick
The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Christmas Turkey Carver
The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot
The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
The Chili Dog
When you t