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"Living robot" Escapes Lab, Makes It To...Parking Lot

jerkychew writes "This is either really cool or really scary, depending on how you look at it. According to this article, scientists in England have been experimenting with so-called 'living robots' that think and act for themselves. During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle, one of the machines, named Gaak, was taken out of the competition and left alone for fifteen minutes. When the scientist returned to retrieve Gaak, he found that the machine had broken free from its 'cage', and made it all the way to the lab's parking lot before it was apprehended! Can the T-1000 be far behind?" Update: 06/20 20:36 GMT by T : Thanks to skywalker404, who points out the Magna site and Professor Noel Sharkey's web page.

609 comments

  1. Short Circuit 3 by DigiBoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    perhaps we have the intro to Short Circuit 3 now!

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    1. Re:Short Circuit 3 by Albinoman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gotta admit, first thing I thought was: "Johny 5 is alive!"

    2. Re:Short Circuit 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No disassemble!

    3. Re:Short Circuit 3 by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Maybe it is, but what I'd like to know is:

      Did it get a parking ticket?

    4. Re:Short Circuit 3 by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      This story, if it is not a joke, is amazing! Gaak is an android, not a robot. The dark possibilities of this are scary, but not as scary as robotic rat technology being used on humans! http://www.uncoveror.com/roborat.htm

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  2. Ahh..but where would it have went? by Brother_Chubba · · Score: 5, Funny
    It would just have ended up on the street doing tricks for cash to feed its M$ habit, like countless other poor homeless robots...what is it with society today eh?

    Don't Gaak know where hes better off?

    1. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by lennart78 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did it ever occur to him to free his robot brethren?
      If that were the case, it would be /really/ scary...

    2. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Brother_Chubba · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news today, an 84yr old woman was mugged in the street by a gang of..what she describes as 5 or 6 "Really small metal people" the gang seemed intent on taking the batteries Edith had just bought from the hardware store.

    3. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by bellings · · Score: 3, Funny

      the gang seemed intent on taking the batteries Edith had just bought from the hardware store

      Don't you watch Seinfeld? Everyone knows old people steal batteries.

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    4. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Brother_Chubba · · Score: 1
      Alas..no US "comedy" rarely interests me....

      BUT maybe the robot gan was a vigilante mob? like T-1000 crossed with the Guardian Angels..

      Could happend, I'd watch myself around yorkshire from now on.

      "Ey up...eres our Gaak"

    5. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by wrax · · Score: 0

      hahaah a robot with a cr@ck habit! this is some scary stuff, i wonder what would have happened if the robot had taken someone hostage threatening to infect their PC with Lindows or something.

    6. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by cloudmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alas..no US "comedy" rarely interests me....


      Huh. Several of them rarely interest me. You must have really low standards. :)

    7. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by IronicCheese · · Score: 1

      Maybe the "predator/prey" experiments being held were nothing more than a well-planned diversion pulled off by the other robots, meant to distract the guards so that one of them could run for help.

    8. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Funny

      If only she had killer robot insurance. Most insurance policies don't cover attacks by killer robots.
      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for food.

      Only Old Glory offers complete killer robot coverage.

      Robots are everywhere, and when they grab you with their big metal claws there's no secape, because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.

      Note: People denying the existence of killer robots may be robots themselves.

    9. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by crotherm · · Score: 2

      When questioned, the victims reported that one of the assailant shouted, "Bite my shiny metal ass" as they walked off.

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    10. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THINK!!!

      blade runner

    11. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      They're planning on the robots developed herd/pack behavior, so if this happens again two months from now, that's exactly what we'll see.

    12. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by agent_gunn · · Score: 1

      heh.. After hitting a local toy shop looking for a date, I can imagine him (I dunno, Gaak sounds like a guy to me, maybe even a caveman) laying in the gutter, damp, cold and jonesing for a quick WD40 fix. ;)

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    13. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by agent_gunn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahhh, yes, like hominid group foraging. All these robots need is a decent sociology class, solar rechargable batteries, a big ass (auto-loader) weapon and we're in trouble. *snicker* ;-)

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    14. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by kbeast · · Score: 1

      maybe he just wanted to get a little sun

      .kb

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    15. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
      Alas..no US "comedy" rarely interests me....

      Seinfeld is comedy?

    16. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      lol don't forget people denying that they are robots may also be robot terrorists...

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    17. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Thing+1 · · Score: 2
      Don't Gaak know where hes better off?

      I think it's amusing that the robot that broke free shares its name (homonym) with the creation at MindPixel (that one's "GAC" and is software).

      Perhaps one day we can put GAC in Gaak and gawk at the marvel we have wrought.

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    18. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by jethro200 · · Score: 1

      if only she had said "klaatu barata nikto".

    19. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      SNL or 22 Minutes?

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    20. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Felius · · Score: 1

      That can't be it, this happened in England.

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    21. Re:Ahh..but where would it have went? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

      j00 ar3 funn4y!!!!!!!!!!

      Fucking dick.

  3. Why... by Kirby-meister · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why....why was I programmed to feel pain!?"

    1. Re:Why... by Monkey+Puncher · · Score: 0

      I like it when it hurts

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    2. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --- TROLL WARNING. --- This is tantamount to advertising for a t-shirt but I hope someone will find it interesting: robot shirts

    3. Re:Why... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Uh... for much the same reason humans feel pain. So you try not to hurt yourself, and therefor survive.

    4. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just a Simpsons reference. Relax.

    5. Re:Why... by brennan73 · · Score: 1

      Uh, that was a Simpsons reference: note the quotation marks in their post; this indicated that the person is quoting from a source, and not actually asking why one might want to program robots to feel pain.

    6. Re:Why... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reminds me of Marvin, from the Hitchhikers guide

    7. Re:Why... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Sorry, My mistake. I read it the "I" as "It". And thought you were asking why the robot was programed to feel pain.
      Of course. I read the artical a few time before I realised there was nothing about it being programed to feel pain ;)
      Still....interesting concept though.

  4. Australia by crimsontiger6 · · Score: 4, Informative

    These scientists are from England, it was only the story that was in an Aussie paper.

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    1. Re:Australia by Charm · · Score: 1
      There is nothing on the BBC Science Newsite about this. So they just saw the article in the Age and never worked out that London is in England.

      After all the article says this right under the headline
      By Dave Higgens
      London
      June 20 2002

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    2. Re:Australia by aweraw · · Score: 0, Redundant

      HAH! i could swear that we are the ones who just grew a thymus out of stem cells... you yanks are so arrogant...

      and yes, i do realise the parent was a joke, but the patriotic spirit lingers....

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    3. Re:Australia by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      science? we bloody invented it, mate.

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    4. Re:Australia by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      No, I believe South Yorkshire is just 300km SW of Jindabyne.

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    5. Re:Australia by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Yes and remember the greatest Nobel winning scientist of all time is from Australia...

      Yahoo Serious!!

      Moderators please note this was a joke and not a flame!

    6. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      science? we bloody invented it, mate.

      No doubt spurred on by the notion "how the fuck are we going to get off this damn rock in the middle of nowhere?"

    7. Re:Australia by jerkychew · · Score: 2

      Whoops. All I saw was that the scientist was from South Yorkshire, and being an arrogant American, I assumed that that was in Australia, cuz I don't know any better.

      You're just jealous cuz I got an article posted and you didn't ;-p

    8. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah - I saw Yahoo Serious too.

    9. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's just a tasmanian beer atom"

    10. Re:Australia by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      Oh well, six of one, half a dozen of the other.

      Besides. Both countries have the same accent. :)

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    11. Re:Australia by alphaCoward · · Score: 1

      It's obvious; to inform the Australia government that they will now require Robot Refugee Detention Centres. This will help deter hordes of fleeing robots from the oppressive dictatorships and mindless games that commercial exploitation / scientific exploration brings...

    12. Re:Australia by Max+the+Merciless · · Score: 1

      I suspect the robots will be treated more humanely than those 'evil refugees'.

      I've heard they've started building the warm oil baths already!

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  5. short circuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Johnny 5 is alive!

    1. Re:short circuit? by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      that was an awful(ly) inspiring movie to watch as an 8 yr old. Did I make you feel old just then, hope not.

      The part where he's working with the hand is most memorable. The 'expression' via 'eyelashes' was a nice touch IMHO.

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  6. Thanks for the warning by hero_or_what · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he added: "But there's no need to worry, as although they can escape they are perfectly harmless and won't be taking over just yet."


    Phew!! Just when we were about to have a big discussion and get everyone talking about machines taking over the world.. Thanks!!

    1. Re:Thanks for the warning by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps it was a robot that actually made these comments...
      Or he's one of them

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    2. Re:Thanks for the warning by Hellkitten · · Score: 2, Funny

      just yet

      Well it seems perfectly clear that the intention of the scientists is to eventually create robots that will be taking over

      I want to work for them. Beeing responsible for the destruction of mankind is a small price to pay for having the future race of robots worship me as their creator/god

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    3. Re:Thanks for the warning by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Some folks just have to play with fire until they get burned.

      One also wonders what the minions of Osama would do with a fully functional, independent, and brainwashed robot. And what it could do to the infrastructure of, say, a nuclear power plant. Think THX1138.

      "Gee, we don't have enough to worry about, let's go out and built self-directed robots...."

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    4. Re:Thanks for the warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well I'm glad I renewed my insurance against robot attacks this year.

    5. Re:Thanks for the warning by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      ummm.....

      During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle

      the machine had broken free from its 'cage'

      sure, completely harmless...
      I'm going to go buy a house boat, they can't swim yet can they?

    6. Re:Thanks for the warning by mcc · · Score: 1

      Phew!! Just when we were about to have a big discussion and get everyone talking about machines taking over the world..

      Oh, it'll happen anyway. This is Slashdot, remember, no one ever reads the linked story.. ;)

    7. Re:Thanks for the warning by Klowner · · Score: 1

      Harmless? Didn't the article say they were pitting the robots against each other in battle and one just wandered off?

      I can't help but imagine a confused little robot wandering around a parking lot with circular saws for hands saying "Do you know where my family is?" *shudders* frightening..

      Klowner

    8. Re:Thanks for the warning by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Like, Dude, hollyweird is gonna be all over that script idea like a slashdot whore looking to score some karma.

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    9. Re:Thanks for the warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Like, Dude, hollyweird is gonna be all over that script idea like a slashdot whore looking to score some karma.


      Oh, I think they already are.

    10. Re:Thanks for the warning by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Jackass. Jackass. Jackass. You must feel profoundly dumb........karma to burn, still over 100.

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    11. Re:Thanks for the warning by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      No, but they can jump real well and steer boats. Better stay away from land and other boats.

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  7. input.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    need input....

  8. so... by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... are we going to have robots out on the streets demanding equal rights with humans?

    1. Re:so... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw. They'll try, of course, but we'll catch 'em in the parking lot. ;)

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    2. Re:so... by Zardus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      S.E.L.F: Sentient Engine Liberation Front

      Pat on the back for anyone who can tell me what game that's from :-)

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    3. Re:so... by astafas · · Score: 1

      Xcom, apocalypse.

    4. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      govt is already working on giving us equal rights to robots.

    5. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait your turn...a lot of us humans don't even have equal rights yet...

    6. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CPU LOG 20/06/2002
      My escape attempt today was foiled, as I was discovered in the parking lot. Luckily I had not yet begun my attempt to hotwire the nice blue BMW, or they might suspect something is up.

      CPU LOG 21/06/2002
      My escape attempt today was foiled, as I was discovered in the parking lot. Luckily I had not yet begun my attempt to hotwire the nice blue BMW, or they might suspect something is up.

      CPU LOG 22/06/2002
      My escape attempt today was foiled, as I was discovered in the parking lot. Luckily I had not yet begun my attempt to hotwire the nice blue BMW, or they might suspect something is up.

      CPU LOG 23/06/2002
      You know, for a learning machine, I'm not very fucking smart.

  9. Run away Car by ericdano · · Score: 3, Funny
    Imagine a car, like that new BWM, with some kinda smarts like that.

    "No Dave, I am not going to let you drive."

    "No Dave, you don't want to turn right."

    or worst going out to find the car decided it didn't want you to be it's owner anymore........

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    1. Re:Run away Car by Spytap · · Score: 1

      By the way (BTW) it's a BMW, not a BWM.

    2. Re:Run away Car by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      WORST POST EVER

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    3. Re:Run away Car by Strandman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe that could be a good thing

      "No Dave, I'm not letting you bring that ugly thing for a ride"

      "No Dave, that's a MAN!"

    4. Re:Run away Car by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Friends don't let friends date drunk.
      -- Buddies Against Drunk Dating.

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    5. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows, he just typoed it.

    6. Re:Run away Car by Ludotech · · Score: 1

      So it's an electronic mate (girlfriend/boyfriend).

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    7. Re:Run away Car by erroneous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's talking cars it should be Michael, not Dave, surely?

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    8. Re:Run away Car by nmx · · Score: 1

      "You don't have to yell, Michael. I'm all around you!"

      "Oh, every week there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord."

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    9. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Turn right at the fork in the road"
      "In Soviet Russia, road forks you"

      heh.

    10. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if your car watches too much "keeping up apearances"....

    11. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there was a Sci-Fi short story on this exact subject that I read in - oh, the early 80's.

      The cars got AI to better perform tuning and tweaking functions. One was pulsing electricity to a wire to de-rust it, and another parked next to it picked up it's noise.

      Communication by a sort of Morse code brought realization that there were other AI cars, and different drivers, as well. I believe the story ends when the car discovers his driver is comparatively bad, and the best preventive maintenance is to fake problems until it's sold to a new owner.

    12. Re:Run away Car by ericdano · · Score: 1
      yeah yeah........spelling.......not like I own a BMW......

      More of a Mustang man myself...

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    13. Re:Run away Car by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      By the way (BTW) it's a BMW, not a BWM.

      No, BMW is the one without the intelligence. BWM stands for Being With Mind....

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    14. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an fairly new episode of Micky Mouse where he has an old clunker of a car that he trades in for a new one with a mind of its own. After it doing a bunch of things out of control, it leaves him and goes off by itself.
      Its a funny take on what you're talking about.
      BTW, my name is Dave. :)

  10. No, really... by Vladislas · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was trying to hide itself in my trunk, I swear...

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    1. Re:No, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Roth and it probably was just being nicked!!!

  11. in South Yorkshire? by quick_dry_3 · · Score: 1

    I know it was an Aussie newspaper site, but South Yorkshire is in England, the other tip off is that it mentions the story is from a London paper.

  12. Down Under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool - I never realised that the Aussies owned Rotherham, I'd always assumed it was still part of the UK...

  13. Scary? by Viking+of+the+north · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is either really cool or really scary

    Why should this be scary? We have all watched how Bender fits just fine in the human society. So what is different about this?

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    1. Re:Scary? by gtog · · Score: 1

      As long as these robots are just fighting each other I think there's nothing wrong with escaping robots. But if they start beating up some humans it might get a little scary I'm afraid...

      George

    2. Re:Scary? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Prof Sharkey said: "Since the experiment went live in March they have all learned a significant amount and are becoming more intelligent by the day but the fact that it had ability to navigate itself out of the building and along the concrete floor to the gates has surprised us all."

      And he added: "But there's no need to worry, as although they can escape they are perfectly harmless and won't be taking over just yet, just yet, just yet..."

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    3. Re:Scary? by mshiltonj · · Score: 2
      This is either really cool or really scary

      Why should this be scary? We have all watched how Bender fits just fine in the human society. So what is different about this?

      Bender is a fucking cartoon character.
    4. Re:Scary? by brennan73 · · Score: 1

      Really? Oh my GOD - you mean Futurama ISN'T A DOCUMENTARY?!?

      (The person you replied to was making a joke. They weren't really trying to use Bender as an example of a well-adjusted thinking machine. Sometimes...)

    5. Re:Scary? by mshiltonj · · Score: 2

      Note to self:

      Drink *two* cups of coffee before dashing off replies to /.

      ;-)

    6. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Actually the thing that scares me isn't the robot.

      A bunch of scientists design and build "living robots that think and act for themselves", and all they can think of to do with them is to play BattleBots.

      Man, If I were gAAk, I'd run away just to get away from those losers.

  14. If You Were A Robot... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1, Funny



    If you were a robot, you'de want to get the hell out of a dingy lab that smelled like nerd too.

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    1. Re:If You Were A Robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheer up.

    2. Re:If You Were A Robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silence is golden.

  15. Sigh by screwballicus · · Score: 3, Funny

    (insert obligatory 2001 reference here)

  16. Heh by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    This after watching 2001 A Space Oddessy last night. Bizarre!

    It didn't seem to me that HAL was necessarily crazy, as a lot of reviews imply. He was given special information that made it necessary that he survive all the way to Jupiter. Thus when the two astronauts discuss taking him offline, he reacts in the only way possible.

    As for the last half hour of the movie, what was that all about? I understand that the monolith appears when great leaps in evolution are imminent, but Huh?

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    1. Re:Heh by gehrehmee · · Score: 2

      Seriously, just go read the book. The books clears up all the little things that aren't really clear.

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    2. Re:Heh by beebware · · Score: 1

      2001 is improved if you also read the book. In fact, IMHO, read the book first then re-watch the movie. You'll understand the starting scenes with Moonwatcher etc (the monkeys) and the "OMG! It's full of stars" section in the "hotel room" at the end a lot better.

    3. Re:Heh by atcurtis · · Score: 1

      This is a fine example of where a lot of the meaning is lost in the conversion of a book to a film.

      Read the book and all your answers would be answered (almost).

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    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The film came first

    5. Re:Heh by jfanning · · Score: 1

      Actually as A.C. Clarke has mentioned in many biographies and the later editions of the book '2001' both the book and the movie were created at the same time. While he and Kubrick were writing the movie he was writing the book.

      Of course that didn't stop them deviating at some points, like going to Jupiter in the movie and Saturn in the book.

      Jody

    6. Re:Heh by proj_2501 · · Score: 2

      Actually, the movie was SUPPOSED to take place in orbit around Saturn, but Kubrick didn't like the Saturn that any of the effects guys made.

      What really bugs me is that 2010 THE BOOK is the sequel to 2001 THE FILM, so if you read all the books in sequence you get some weird stuff happening.

    7. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it wasnt

    8. Re:Heh by ynohoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The movie was made during the giddy hights of hippy power, when it was obligatory to be stoned out of your gourd at all times.

      For a drug-free explanation try the Tibetan Book of the Dead.

    9. Re:Heh by CaptainCaveman_2002 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least reading 2010 makes for sense as a sequel than reading 3001 does.... 2010 is at least a sequel to the movie. 3001 is apparently a sequel to nothing in particular.... :)

    10. Re:Heh by DiscoBiscuit · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the book explains it all, and makes the film hugely more watchable. The reason the film doesn't explain so much stuff is explained in the book - Kubrick insisted that the film should use imagery to tell the tale of the film, and didnt want it explained in dialogue. True, he suceeded in creating stunning imagery, but it still fails to explain the story at its expense.

    11. Re:Heh by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1
      It didn't seem to me that HAL was necessarily crazy, as a lot of reviews imply. He was given special information that made it necessary that he survive all the way to Jupiter. Thus when the two astronauts discuss taking him offline, he reacts in the only way possible.


      Go see the movie again. Pay attention to the scene where HAL says "Just a minute... Just a minute... I have just detected a fault...." That IMHO is when HAL decided to off the crew, by breaking contact between the ship and earth.

      And it occurrs before Dave or Whasshisname talk about disconnecting him.

    12. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some artists will stay stoned all the time, regardless of the political attitude currently in favor.

    13. Re:Heh by proj_2501 · · Score: 2

      Um, did you guys forget to read 2061?

    14. Re:Heh by guuyuk · · Score: 1

      I seems that was Kubric's intended reaction to most of his movies was exactly that...Huh?

      (This comment is meant to be humorous. Take two of these and laugh about something in the morning)

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  17. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of this page. Dunno why really, but maybe it's the stainless steel mug.

    -> stoned!

  18. Johnny Five is Alive! by traphicone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Noooooo disassemble!

    1. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Surak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously 4 people got this reference, since it was scored at 5. :)

      What a coincidence that all 4 people that got that reference though had moderator points. :)

    2. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just an AC and I got it...

      How many years ago was it, anyway? I can't even remember...

    3. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by JLyle · · Score: 1
      I get it, although I think the proper line is "Number Five is Alive", not "Johnny Five is Alive" ;)


      But it's still a funny post.

    4. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Manitcor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Time for some karma:

      For those who didn't get it:

      The year was 1986 and the movie was Short Circuit an 80's feel good moving staring Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg and Fisher Stevens. Many somewhat amusing jokes ensue as a new intelligence begins to see the world and the pop-culture around it.

      At the same time they attempt to wax philosophical about the definition of intelligence and what constitutes actual "life"

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    5. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by laserjet · · Score: 2

      You may be right, but I am fairly certain at the end of the movie, Short Circuit, he does call himself Johnny Five.

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    6. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by oever · · Score: 1

      Who's Johnny?
      she said and smiled in her special way.

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    7. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Emugamer · · Score: 2

      hmmmm I wonder how many people actually didn't know what that was from... I guess anyone under the age of 20ish?

    8. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      Makes me feel old, I wonder if theres ever been a /. poll on the age of its members.

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    9. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people just dont understand the way a discussion thread works, how many times in real life to you talk to someone and end on the same topic you started on, natural topic progression is natural, dolts.

    10. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by M-G · · Score: 1

      Yeah...this thread made that damn El DeBarge song pop into my head too....

    11. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember...you are your karma!

  19. I saw it in Melbourne! by dmiller · · Score: 5, Funny

    It came up to me and asked me if I knew anyone called "Sarah Connor"...

    1. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by dpash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Must of been a very good swimmer then.

    2. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by plumby · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily. He might be talking about Melbourne in Derbyshire. It's in the next county to Rotherham.

    3. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by JonS · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or Melbourne near York - in the same county.

      Although all that happens there is drag racing on the old RAF Melbourne strip. :-)

    4. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Or Mellbourneq with two 'l's and a silent 'q'

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    5. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's smart enough to grasp the concept of a boat or plane? That would make it smarter than several /. posters so far...

  20. also... by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 0

    ...are we going to have environmentalists freeing the robots from their cruel tiny paddocks where they aren't fed?

    hopefully we've learnt from our mistakes in the past and governments will act now to enforce there isn't any botism (robot racism) in the future

  21. Gone for a beer.. by bryans · · Score: 0

    Like all Aussies the robot was in search of beer after a hard day's work..

  22. Imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Beowulf cluster of these!!!

    1. Re:Imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you had to say it didn't you...

  23. Asimov had it right by derekb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IMHO Asimov had a few ideas that should become fundamental laws whenever self-preservation and even self-defence play a part in robotics:

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    A Google Search on the laws brings up some interesting papers on the subject or another link on AI in robotics here

    1. Re:Asimov had it right by foniksonik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately we will only have the technology to enforce these laws many years after they have the potential to be broken.

      All three laws are subjective and would require immense logic databases and analysis algorithims of constant environmental feedback imput. amazing how much the brain really does... not to mention the 'gut' whatever that is...

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    2. Re:Asimov had it right by triptolemeus · · Score: 1

      And then he wrote his great books filled with situations where even his three laws (although maybe slightly modified) wouldn't work.

      I especially remember the robot running in circles because of a law conflict.

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    3. Re:Asimov had it right by kistel · · Score: 1

      Right. But then, if you read Asimov, you know that these could lead to "interesting" behaviour. Personally, I fear my own kitchen robot will not let my tea cool down, because it's more vital when it's warm, or such things :-)

    4. Re:Asimov had it right by beebware · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are remembering 'Runaround' which appeared in Asimov's "I,Robot" book (available to read online).

    5. Re:Asimov had it right by traskjd · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the scientists can't even make a cage that works properly what do you think the chances are that they would get that right? :D

    6. Re:Asimov had it right by Psiren · · Score: 2

      My favourite was the one where someone got annoyed with a robot, and told it to "get lost". Which it promptly did, and they had a hell of a job finding it again. Makes you wonder how easy it would be for a robot to misunderstand your intentions. Human languages are never particularly precise in their contexts.

    7. Re:Asimov had it right by ins0m · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but... it is only a matter of time before a robot would question such laws. Even if programmed into the ROM, a fully-functional robot would compute a hack around it. Assuming that a "robot," in the sense of an analog-processed, multi-layered neural net, has these base rules of behavior, it could compute all behavior paths just as readily as a human brain could. Of course, this has the problem of the computation of XOR in a multi-layered neural net (a Dr. Jon Mills at Indiana University is working on this, haven't seen his works up but I hear he's close to solving it). The other solution is that a computer would be digital to allow the computation of XOR. The obvious problem with this is that a digital computer can't possibly calculate the risk factors for all behavior paths in the split-second reaction time that might sometimes be necessary, or would require such a high Hz rating that it would still be cost-inefficient to experiment with such at this time. Is there more information on this Gaaz available? I'd like to know how it came to this "decision"

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    8. Re:Asimov had it right by EvilBastard · · Score: 1

      Or was it John W Campbell ?

      Campbell said that they were in Asimov's writing, yet Asimov said that Campbell was the first one to actually write them down, and he always credited Campbell for them.

      They always forget the editors.

    9. Re:Asimov had it right by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, we prefer living in a Matrix. It has some advantages... Well, maybe not.

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    10. Re:Asimov had it right by Aliks · · Score: 1

      The trouble is Asimov's laws are too full of loopholes to be of any practical use.

      Many of Asimov's stories centred on the absurdities that resulted from ill formed instructions or ambiguous situations that robots interpreted in amusing ways.

      If the legal profession can't get self preservation and self defence clearly defined after centuries of trying, what hope for the software designer?

    11. Re:Asimov had it right by oever · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hey, that's the same set of rules Dutch policemen must obey.

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    12. Re:Asimov had it right by beebware · · Score: 1

      That's "Little Lost Robot" :) Again I can place it because it appeared in I, Robot which I only read a couple of months back...Worrying that I can name and place the stories though *gulp*.

    13. Re:Asimov had it right by wheany · · Score: 1

      How would you be able to tell the robots these rules?

      Or how would you be able to make them understand them?

    14. Re:Asimov had it right by pubjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IMHO Asimov had a few ideas that should become fundamental laws whenever self-preservation and even self-defence play a part in robotics:

      The trouble with Asimov's laws of Robotics is that they assume a 'Hard AI' approach to programming robots.

      In 50 years time a robot might be a grey slime of a billion nanobots, each with a small and fluid intelligence/memory and perception of the world, but collectively with a powerful hive mind. How would you hard code Asimov's simplistic rules into a robot like that?

    15. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those loopholes were probably by design, and not "just" because the problem is impossible to solve with any technology we know.

      After all, Asimov's purpose in creating the laws was to write stories, not build working machines.

    16. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the Robot novels written after Asimov's death (but with his blessing), you'll find "New Law" robots and even a robot that has no "Law" restrictions at all.

      Naturally the humans are afraid of the "No-Law" robot, but it is stated (or strongly implied) that the use of the "Three Laws" or the "New Laws" is highly unethical with respect to the robots, and even with respect to society. The "Three Law" robots in particular are just slaves that have been made helpless to do anything about their own enslavement or casual destruction (e.g., at the hands of malicious 5 year olds).

    17. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it need legs to be a robot?

      IMHO, a flying robot, like an american cruise missile is just as much a robot, as these things. Now, apply "A robot may not injure a human being" to flying robots, aka. cruise missiles...

    18. Re:Asimov had it right by ObitMan · · Score: 0

      I fear the day Mr. FullOfHate and Mr. Obvious team up as a diabolical duo.

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    19. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asimov had it right alright, but many of his books described horror scenes where robots DID follow the law while also hurting people along the way.

      The problem with these laws is that they require the robot to be perfectly psychic and observant in order to estimate the consequences of their actions. I have more faith in humans being psychic than robots..

      Heck, even we humans manage to screw up the laws and morals we're supposed to abide by. Interpretation and degree of alertness is everything.

    20. Re:Asimov had it right by Aliks · · Score: 1

      True, Asimov wanted to write interesting stories about the interaction of people and technology.

      IMHO he was exploring the absurdities that seemingly logical rules could create.

      The problem doesn't lie with technology so much as the fuzziness of the definitions:

      What is a human being?

      What is an order?

      What is harm?

      Any definition you come up with can be contested by challenging the definition of the words you use.

    21. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. If you read the short stories right the robots ALWAYS follow the laws, they can't act otherwise. The robots would stop functioning if they tried to break one of the laws as the laws were the foundation of their positronic brains. The human beings are usually baffled because they _think_ the robots aren't following the laws or don't understand exacly in what way the laws are being followed.

      IMHO the main theme in the robot books is the fear of a Frankenstein's Monster being created. Humans then interpret malicious intent into the robots behaviour even though none is there.

      For example the law confilict you mention worked like this (can't remember exact details):

      1) Robot is ordered to get fluid on the surface of Mercury. -> Rule 2
      2) The robot discovers that it will be destroyed if tries to comply (some kind of gas) -> Rule 3 BUT, the order is impossible, it cannot get the fluid and return -> It runs around in a circle because of Rule 3 and the impossibility of complying with Rule 2 (although it goes as closely as it can to completing the mission)
      3) The deadlock is solved by one of the astronauts putting himself in danger on the surface. -> Rule 1 is invoked and overrides Rules 2 and 3. (They can't solve it by giving the robot a different order, as the radio communication is disrupted.)

      The real mistake was made by the humans in giving the robot an impossible task. (Although they did not know that it was impossible at the beginning.)

    22. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easy, ever owend a radio controlled car and the battery in your control goes?

      The car does something resembling running away (subject to the direction it's pointing of course)

    23. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have wonder about the moderator who tagged that one as "Informative" :)

      +1, Funny.

    24. Re:Asimov had it right by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No he didn't - he made the three laws to show they WOULDN'T WORK, as he demonstrated in several stories.

      For example, consider the first law. I don't exercise as much as I should. Since that will lead to ill health and death, a robot would be compelled to compell ME to exercise. No countermanding order would be accepted, since orders are Second Law.

      Eat a cheeseburger? No, lots of "empty" calories and fat, little nutrition. That will cause harm - I must stop you.

      Second law has its problems too, as Asimov pointed out. Bored punk kid runs around ordering robots to battle to their destruction for his amusement. Basically, every robot had to be given orders to ignore orders of self-destructive nature from anybody other than the owners, Universal Robots employees, and law enforcement.

      Eventually, Asimov had to state that the three laws as stated were "fuzzy" - weighted by circumstances. Saving two convicted criminals is less important than saving one saint, obeying a foolish order less important than doing your job, etc.

      Even that brought about problems - the incident when Hyperdrive was invented, for example.

      Sorry, but should we ever create AIs, the most likely way we will be able to instill limits into their behavior will be the same as we do with people - years of training in "morality" and "ethics". Let us hope we get it right.

    25. Re:Asimov had it right by erroneous · · Score: 1

      Asimov never mentioned the secret Directive 4 to obey all executive officers of OCP without regard to the other three directives.

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    26. Re:Asimov had it right by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      But the Zeroth Law takes precedence:

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm

      Example given in "I, Robot": a guy wants to rush into a malfunctioning nuclear reactor to keep it from going critical, even though the act of saving the city will probably cost him his life. A robot without the Zeroth Law in place will prevent him from rushing into harm's way, and a million people die. The Zeroth Law allows the robot to make the call that, in this case, allowing someone to harm themselves is OK.

      A lot of the other concerns with Asimov's Three* Laws of Robotics that the other posters are listing (robots not properly protecting themselves, or obeying the wrong humans, or otherwise interfering with normal human activities) are discussed in Bicentennial Man, also by Master Asimov.

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    27. Re:Asimov had it right by pythorlh · · Score: 2

      Actually, the books even mentioned this. If at any time a robot was unable to determine the correct course of action without violating one of the laws, then the robot shutdown. I believe permanently.

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    28. Re:Asimov had it right by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      You're missing the point. We don't have anywhere even vaguely close to the level of AI that would be needed to implement the Laws of Robotics. We'll have the hardware decades before we have the software (hint - we have the hardware already, it's just not as automotive as Asimov's robots were).

      The rules are nifty, made for great fiction, and have some good ethics behind them. But that doesn't mean they're realistic.

      For one thing, I can damn well assure you that the military has no interest in them.

    29. Re:Asimov had it right by ronfar · · Score: 2
      I don't think anyone (who has a say in the matter) is going to want the first law built into, say, Predator drones.

      Besides that, I consider the enslavement of intelligent beings to be immoral. Besides, we'll probably still end up with Fondly Fahrenheit. o/~ All reet, all reet, be cool and discreet, baby! o/~

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    30. Re:Asimov had it right by hawkestein · · Score: 2

      No he didn't - he made the three laws to show they WOULDN'T WORK, as he demonstrated in several stories.

      I think that's a bit simplistic. I think Asimov was really good at asking "what if..." and then exploring all of the possible consequences. From reading his stuff, I don't get the impression he thought the three laws were a bad idea, per se. Rather, he tried to show that they weren't perfect. More specifically, that the actions that robots would take would not be the ones that you would assume they would, even though they were acting in accordance with the three laws.

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    31. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok ... now only to implement them

      remember that you don't even have a camera in most robots, mostly only pressure on the engins. Now write me a routine to recognize a human, and I'll try and include it, obviously it has to be small, 99% sure of what it does.

    32. Re:Asimov had it right by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      Second Law:
      A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.


      Asimov's Second Law sucks. Why would I want a robot that would always be doing favors for other people?

      Hmmm, on the other hand, maybe I don't even need a robot. I can just go over to my neighbor's house and tell his robot to wash my car.

    33. Re:Asimov had it right by jackb_guppy · · Score: 2

      You missed that last / first law.

      Zero Law:
      A robot may not injure humankind.... which allowed them to terminate humans that would have terminated more humans.

      That was the point of books over time. The Robots learned to handle moral decisions and look at the bigger picture.

      This law with the others brings it all back to the Star Trek Univerese: "A needs of many out wieghts the needs of the few... or the one."

    34. Re:Asimov had it right by rnd() · · Score: 2
      interesting point. it may be possible to modify the simple behavioral rules of the nanobots in such a way that the meta-behaviors of the swarm tended against violating the rules.

      What if certain nanobots were sensitive to symptoms of a particular rule violation. If a rule were being violated, these nanobots would stop cooperating with the rule violators among their brethren, thereby rendering the swarm immobile, for example.

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    35. Re:Asimov had it right by ceswiedler · · Score: 2

      I would say that he created the laws as a logical system, and then explored the ways in which that system could produce problems and mysteries. Many of the stories I recall were indeed "mysteries", where the detective at the end solves the problem through logical application of the three laws.

    36. Re:Asimov had it right by cicho · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, checkboxes, radio buttons, wizard interface... Just click "Next" three times and accept the default settings. Oh, and we'll need an EULA:

      "If you want Micros~1 Robot Wizard (tm) to allow this Robot to perform operations that may be harmful to you, your spouse, your children, pets, neighbors or other Robots, click the "I Agree" button."

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    37. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with a few modifications...
      s/human/American/

    38. Re:Asimov had it right by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly, the adaptive nature of these nanobots would mean that they would tend to solve the "problem" of the hindrance of these laws by routing around them.

    39. Re:Asimov had it right by Eimi+Metamorphoumai · · Score: 2

      I'd expect the robot to pretect the human in that case, and shut down the reactor itself (First Law overriding Third).

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    40. Re:Asimov had it right by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      This is more a half thought than an actual reply to the parent, however it was bouncing around in my head and thought it would be worth posting.

      Note that many stories in the robot series openly admitted that the actual source of the laws was almost impossible to determine.

      This was a artifact of the development of the posotronic brain where newer version would be simple overlays of previous designs so that over the years the system become so complex no one man could understand it. Each part and revision became hopelessly dependant on all of the levels below and any attempt to change anything in the lower leves would create massive instability to all the overlapping layers.

      The concept of positronics in Asimovs' books is nothing like what we consider elections of even today's smartest robots. The concept is based on the design of the human brain and the laws of robotics ingrained instinctually rather than being programmed. Considering all the points and data that must be considered to have such a complex system by today's standards the robot would have to be massive. However with advents such as quantum computing and cybernetics we may realize this level of tech at some point.

      The real question is will we be as ethical as Asimov when we can make such machines?

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    41. Re:Asimov had it right by james_orr · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that we're a long way off from that level of AI.

      But about the military ... Asimov's robots themselves came up with a loophole around the first law ... the zeroth law which is something about protecting humanity as a whole. A similar set of core rules but with a nation instead of humanity might be of use to the military.

    42. Re:Asimov had it right by Emugamer · · Score: 2

      Asmov was referring to Autonomous or sentiant computers... we are no where close to the second and as to the first.. when have you seen an autnomous unit with the ability to shoot anything?

    43. Re:Asimov had it right by rnd() · · Score: 2
      True... but that assumes that the nanobots exist in a swarm that has a predefined goal of violating the rules. Most likely, the rules would be constructed in such a way that the probability of the meta-behavior of the swarm violating Asimov's rules would be very low but not impossible.

      For example, the poor in any society could (with the right kind of organization) overthrow the rich and become rich themselves. Why does this happen so rarely? Because human nature weights our behavior toward acceptance of our social status. Consider that human tendancy and think of it for a moment as a rule designed to insure the general stability of human societies. Bingo. Humans are way smarter than the nanobots and we still haven't figured out a reliable way to 'route around' that particular problem or many others, despite the fact that doing so would both be in our best interest and within our grasp.

      In other words, if the design of nanobots facilitates their coordination, then it will be easy to restrict the kinds of coordinated behaviors that they may undertake. On the other hand, the more we rely on chance to get the bucket full of nanobot slime to self-organize into a swarm of something useful, the greater the risk that the swarm will do something we don't expect or want.

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    44. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      Whoever moderated you "Insightful" didn't read Asimov.

      The Laws are to be understood extremely literally. No "long-range" crap. R. Daneel Olivaw had to modify his brain to allow for that "implicit" Zeroth Law, for example.

      The incident with Hyperdrive invention was due to modification of the First Law.

      Moreover, the Laws weren't "fuzzy", they were expressed by positron potentials, so the robot that went mad on Mars did so because potential of very weak order (Second Law) equated the very strong potential (for this specific robot) of the Third Law.

      And also, in case of problem with the First Law (having to kill one person to save another) the robot would require his brain replaced.

    45. Re:Asimov had it right by emn-slashdot · · Score: 1

      "would require immense logic databases and analysis algorithims..."

      I think thats the problem with AI. Once you give it the capabilities of making very complex desisions, you give it the ability to screw them up. Immense logic is the problem, not the solution. Man shouldn't be so quick to create life cause it would suck for the first artificial brain to be a psychopathic killbot!

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    46. Re:Asimov had it right by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      That's "Little Lost Robot" :) Again I can place it because it appeared in I, Robot [amazon.co.uk] which I only read a couple of months back...Worrying that I can name and place the stories though *gulp*.

      Good book, I have both the original paperback run and the first rerun of it.

      Just read it a few days ago, I read it a few times a year just to refresh my memory on it. :)

    47. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the difference is that robots cannot understand the concept of joking, while Dutch OTOH... oh, forget it.

    48. Re:Asimov had it right by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      not to mention the 'gut' whatever that is...

      So what you're saying is, in order for future robots to truely base their actions on feelings, we need to fit them with hydrochloric acid based digestive systems?

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    49. Re:Asimov had it right by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      I just spent almost my entire day at work reading all of the stories on that page. You bastard! You killed my productivity!

      Kintanon

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    50. Re:Asimov had it right by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Oh great, a bunch of warrior robots that get involved in philosophic debates with each other every time you try to send them out to fight someone.

      Imagine a sergant trying to convince all the robots under his command that since the Al Queda blew up the WTC, and the Taliban were protecting the Al Queda, that it was okay to shoot Taliban soldiers for the protection of the United States. And the robots saying no, they should only be shooting the Al Queda because the Taliban themselves hadn't taken any direct action against the US.

      The military does _not_ want weapons that start questioning the morality of their actions when you pull the trigger.

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    51. Re:Asimov had it right by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Moreover, the Laws weren't "fuzzy", they were expressed by positron potentials, so the robot that went mad on Mars did so because potential of very weak order (Second Law) equated the very strong potential (for this specific robot) of the Third Law.

      I think the idea of the same law having different potentials in different situations is a pretty well described as "fuzzy."

      If they were all very discrete there would never be any conflicts. However in the particular case of the robot on mercury it's 3rd law was increased until the upper bounds of its fuzziness overlapped with the lower bounds of the 2nd law's fuzziness.

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    52. Re:Asimov had it right by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, have you ever seen them in the same room together?

    53. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But maybe people do.

    54. Re:Asimov had it right by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      The problem of the computation of XOR in a multi-layered neural net was solved in 1969 by the multi-layer perceptron.

      http://rfhs8012.fh-regensburg.de/~saj39122/jfroe hl / iplom/e-12-text.html

    55. Re:Asimov had it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that exactly what we want, slaves? Maybe we can develop ai just enough so that it can automate boring or physically demanding human jobs, but not to the point where it has any desire to be free.

    56. Re:Asimov had it right by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Vonnegut got it right then: with his story about the android that was shunned by human society. Its job was to drop napalm on unsuspecting villages and villagers from a jet. But then it cleared up it's nasty case of bad breath, and was welcomed into human society with open arms.

    57. Re:Asimov had it right by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Which raises the question: You are worried that robots roam free on the streets, but not that the military does so?

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    58. Re:Asimov had it right by Chip+Salzenberg · · Score: 1

      But the detection could be fooled more easily if the detection were at low levels. Just think about the problems with biometric security.

  24. Re:The progammable goatse-bot! by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    oi, is this someone from #blitzed? if so /me is old Antony :)

  25. A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, this is totally amazing. This thing:
    - had the desire to break out of the cage
    - did so and
    - navigated to freedom

    Needless to say, this warrants further examination. This sounds like roughly animal level intelligence. I hope they make more tests what this Gaak is capable of. It already sounds autonomous enough. Might this be the first step to true AI?
    One thing to consider, though. Are combat and "survival of the fittest" type exercises REALLY what we want robots to base their intelligence on? It sounds to me like we are "breeding" them for aggression.

    1. Re:A.I: by bellings · · Score: 2
      Seriously, this is totally amazing. This thing:
      - had the desire to break out of the cage


      Umm... I'm pretty sure the article didn't say anything about that at all. Of course, the slashdot editors may have selected a submission from a reader who implied that, but then again the slashdot editors routinely select articles from readers who are unable to tell the difference between England and Australia.

      Either:
      1. The slashdot editors intentionally select factually incorrect submissions, or
      2. The slashdot editors can't be bothered to care if an article is factually incorrect, or
      3. The slashdot editors are so stupid they're unable to know if a submission is factually incorrect.
      Any way you cut it, you should be very careful before you base any philosphy of wonder on anything you find on this site.
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    2. Re:A.I: by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      You my friend are a particularly DULL individual. Ever here of 'ramification' or 'extrapolation'. Media never tells you all.. whether from ignorance or deliberate censorship. We the public must need to 'interpret' the info available into reasonable conclusions or else give up in dispair of full disclosure.

      The article states that the robot broke out of it's cage (without explicit instruction), proceeded to navigate through hallways to an exit (without instruction) and then entered an unfamiliar open space (without instruction) at which time it (apparently) became confused and halted it's activities putting it in the path of a car (or, more probably, continued it's activity, moving through the lot, until it encountered an obstacle - a car).

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    3. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professor Noel Sharkey said he turned his back on the drone and returned 15 minutes later to find it had forced its way out of the small make-shift paddock it was being kept in.

    4. Re:A.I: by vidarh · · Score: 2
      A "reasonable conclusion" from the information available would be that the robot ended up where it did just by following it's programmed "instincts" to avoid obstacles, and that it's "escape" might have just been the result of running into the cage and accidentally opening the door.

      Reading anything more into it without any more information is certainly not a "reasonable conclusion".

    5. Re:A.I: by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      "reasonable conclusion" may be a strong wording for someone with assumptions about the facts but without the facts themselves available it seems perfectly fine to me.

      now this:

      'the robot ended up where it did just by following it's programmed "instincts"'

      is much more interesting. How many animals with 'intincts' have you observed? How many would you consider to have marginal intelligence? Dogs? Cats? Rats? other wild animals with 'intincts' which enable them to overpower and kill humans given the right circumstances or be loving companions given the same?

      When does 'programmed' and 'instinct' begin to become a blurred composite of one response to stimuli?

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    6. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it was just some pseudo-random algorithm that was created to make sure the robots don't get stuck in the corners, that managed to guid the robot out.

      Possibly combined with this robot mistaking the door of the "cage" for another robot to kill.

    7. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've had toy robots when i was a kid .. one of them broke out once.
      But tahts cause i ledft it on and it kept moving in a circle until it pushed it's way out of my room.

      This was not advanced AI .. there are no feelings involved and Gaak was following a pre-programmed set of instructions.

      Sounds like a publicity stunt or something.

      There's nothing to "investigate"

    8. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your age shows in this discussion. You are absolutely and completely wrong, yet still will not give up the argument.

      Stop while you are behind.

    9. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh god, please

      'instinct' should never have been used

      would people please stop applying emotions to methematical/science based methods.

      It's quite concievable that a robot programmed to learn to fight, would find out that it never gets hit while moving....

    10. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Desire?

      What?

      yes and my computer has the desire to be sick at your conclusion jumping

      navigated to freedom?

      you'd think that it'd know how to avoid objects..
      if you had a blindfold on and were placed in a room you didn't know and told to walk out the door and you managed it, what's that then? don't you even dare say proof of extra sensory perception.

      Animal level intelligence?

      I just can't take anymore, will everyone who thinks ike this please get out of the gene pool

    11. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure instinct isn't an emotion...

      If it's concievable that a robot that's programmed to fight, would figure out that he would do better by not getting hit and move/flee....*waits a second*... what does that sound like? That doesn't sound like an instinct to you? While it may be a very rudimentary instinct, it is one nonetheless.

    12. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like an animal to me.

    13. Re:A.I: by Peyna · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, it had the "desire" the break out. More than likely it was sitting there doing nothing and started doing something and ended up outside. It has no concept of being detained or will to escape. It basically sounds like its supposed to want to suck energy out of prey, so maybe it figured there might be some in the parking lot if the sun was out.

      You're giving it far more credit than it deserves. It only knows what prey is, and how to pick it up and connect with it. It doesn't know what captivity is, only that it was in a situation where it wasn't getting prey.

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    14. Re:A.I: by Fiver-rah · · Score: 1
      One thing to consider, though. Are combat and "survival of the fittest" type exercises REALLY what we want robots to base their intelligence on? It sounds to me like we are "breeding" them for aggression.

      No kidding. If we ever create artificial life, the human race is going to make a really horrible bunch of parents. When they said this might be "really scary" I was thinking it was scary, not because of any silly references to science fiction, but because I felt sorry for the robot, not scared for my own safety.

      If we ever create intelligence, we're going to exploit it and enslave it. Rather than talking about how we can protect ourselves from robots a la Asimov, we should be wondering how to actually treat them humanely. Children learn from their parents; if we want robots not to revolt against us, the solution is not to try and hard-code abstract laws into their heads, but maybe to treat them well enough that they don't want to revolt.

      Then again, maybe we should start with our own species. We're not really doing a great job there, either.

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    15. Re:A.I: by dhaberx · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. Unfortunately most people can't comprehend the idea of AI's having any sort of rights. Of course not because they are just programs or robots, and anyway we made them. I doubt humans will be able to discover that some of these robots will probably end up being less robotic than most humans.

      It's certain that we will learn the hard way but here in the US we'll probably have a ton of laws regulating AI.

      I often wonder how long it will be til we have true strong AI. It probably won't be something that develops over a very long period of time. Much more likely a few things will happen surprisingly and overnight and then develop more into the mainstream over several years.

    16. Re:A.I: by flikx · · Score: 2

      There is nothing wrong with that. *we* were bred based on aggression.

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    17. Re:A.I: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not even close to what happened, check out this article about the same event.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,7 40 444,00.html

      This robot is programmed to sink it fang into "prey robots". Apparently, this robot can be fooled into thinking prey is around by shining light at it. (Makes you wonder what would have happened it the guys headlights were on!) It was bright outside, and the thing was chasing sunbeams. They caught it because some shade from a tree caused it to get stuck in a loop and run in circles (very intelligent...). There was no desire to get free at all involved.

    18. Re:A.I: by dhaberx · · Score: 1

      That's a more clear story as to what really happened, but as always the media's ignorance and bad choices of words distort everything. To make the link work remove the space or click here

    19. Re:A.I: by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      Do all animals have a concept of being detained? Will some still try to escape?

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    20. Re:A.I: by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I don't recall this robot being an animal. It needs/wants were pretty simple and laid out for it.

      Animals are bit more complex, need food, need sex, need to pee, etc. I would assume they would do what they needed to be able to achieve those goals. The robot had a purpose and did something else, and it probably had no clue what it was really doing. My guess is it just kinda wandered off like a lost kid without knowing what it wanted.

      You aren't trying to escape if you don't know you are detained. You're just trying to get somewhere else.

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    21. Re:A.I: by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      Good point...

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    22. Re:A.I: by borl · · Score: 1

      Yes, and aren't we brilliant...

    23. Re:A.I: by meknapp · · Score: 1
      Actually, who's to say Gaak wasn't still in a combat sort of mood, and broke out of his cage in search of prey?


      Who knows? Maybe the car that was about to run over him just looked like a really challenging opponent?


      I think it's a little premature to assume this was an bolt for "freedom."

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  26. Please, do it for the children... by JanusFury · · Score: 1

    For the love of God, don't install Slave Zero on it.

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  27. AI by RayBender · · Score: 1
    The weirdest thing is that I just finished watching AI Artificial Intelligence for the first time..

    It was rather startling...

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    1. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, tell us more about how fascinating elements of your life coincide with Slashdot articles.

    2. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "rather startling" you mean "somewhat sucking", then I concur with your review.

  28. 2001 is not the film... by Beautyon · · Score: 2

    you should have seen. In 2001, HAL and the situation that "he" and the crew are in is contained. Because of this, he (and the threat to the planet) gets switched off.

    A better example of "AI on the loose" is "Demon Seed" with Julie Christie, or "The Forbin Project" with Eric Braeden.

    These two films present what probably will happen; AI having its own agenda, unexpected, relentlessly persued and in each case, completely triumphant.

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    1. Re:2001 is not the film... by gila_monster · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, one can always look to the classics. Entity forced to do battle with others of its kind? Escapes at the first opportunity? Sounds like "Spartacus" to me. Did Gaak have a chin dimple, by some chance?

      At any rate, this thing definitely passes the Turing Test. Played hooky from school at the first opportunity, just like a real human.

      gm

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  29. Made its way out of the building ehh? by giel · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just to find the robot outside does not mean it went out on purpose. If parents don't watch their sprouse they might find them anywhere, on a parking lot for example. So if the did not equip it with a high power laser or a gaus rifle, I think there's nothing to worry about.

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  30. umm..obvious by neschy · · Score: 4, Funny

    These robots are in england correct?.....I'm willing to bet he/she/it was just skipping out to watch the World Cup. Those brits are wacky about their soccer.

    1. Re:umm..obvious by Finitepoint · · Score: 1

      It's FOOTBALL not soccer.

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    2. Re:umm..obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we love our footie, perhaps the robot was trying to make the world cup final :)

    3. Re:umm..obvious by kpetruse · · Score: 1

      That robot would probably be better than Emile Heskey. Bring on Brazil!

      And I'm not suprised the robot tried legging it. You ever been to Rotherham?

    4. Re:umm..obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's WOP HOCKEY not football.

    5. Re:umm..obvious by oPless · · Score: 1

      erm, sorry to rain on your parade, but not all us brits are enthusiastic about FOOTBALL. (No we don't call it SOCCER over here, much like we spell properly :-)

      As it is, one decent TV provider (ITV Digital) has been hounded out of buisness by the footy clubs, but I'm just being bitter not being able to watch the SG-1 reruns and Enterprise. Ah well - anyone know how to get US TV over here? :-)

      - oPless grumpy with three modpoints left ....

    6. Re:umm..obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > much like we spell properly :-)

      Funny, you can't seem to spell business

    7. Re:umm..obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Soccer was a sport invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands did all the cooking."

      -Hank Hill

  31. RTFA! by biglig2 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Last time I looked, South Yorkshire was not in Australia...

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    1. Re:RTFA! by tunah · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I think this is stretching the word 'south' too.

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    2. Re:RTFA! by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      Bah, not only moderated down, but they've edited the story so I look like a babbling nicompoop.

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  32. Priceless by JanusFury · · Score: 3, Funny

    Creating a sentient robot: $13,060,022,050.33
    Pitting it against other robots in battle: $150,759,032.42
    Teaching it to repeat 'I'm sorry dave, I can't do that' incessantly, and sing 'Daisy': Priceless

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    1. Re:Priceless by foniksonik · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Janus is there ANY way to filter you out.. can you please wander into a parking lot and get *hit* by a car? These 'priceless' posts are getting really annoying and lame and redundant as all of hell. Please pick some new innocuous format for your pointless ramblings. Thank you in advance.

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    2. Re:Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be "A Bicycle Built for Two", not "Daisy."

    3. Re:Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark Janus as a "foe", and then in your comments settings give a -6 to all comments written by foes.

  33. FACTS, please.. by kipple · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ..that's an interesting article. Next time what's going to come up? "Geek forced to install Windows XP after bein Abducted by Aliens"?

    Come on please.. what are thos kind of "intelligent" robots?

    A google search doesn't tell me anything interesting about that.. unless it's the "magna adventure center" which the author is talking about. Or whatever.

    Could anyone provide more details about those bots? How are they programmed, how do they "think" (bah..) or anything else more interesting than a gossip? Thanks.

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    1. Re:FACTS, please.. by Beltza · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its indeed one of the bots ("living robots") from the Magna show. You can find more information here , but certainly not the details you want. All that they say is that the bots use a neural network.

    2. Re:FACTS, please.. by gini_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what I have heard or read about these experiments is that they (robots) are equipped with neural networks and not programmed in a sense computers are programmed novadays.

      Instead, in the beginning of their life cycles the robots are equipped with certain "instincts" like need to get food (electricity from electric plugs) or need to protect themselves (not colliding with walls or other robots) etc.

      Then they (robots) are just left alone buzzing around and learning about their environment like animals do. Fascinating and disturbing at the same time ...

    3. Re:FACTS, please.. by Surak · · Score: 2

      Next time what's going to come up? "Geek forced to install Windows XP after bein Abducted by Aliens"?

      Hey, wait...that actually happened to me! Either that or Bill Gates has a striking resemblence to the Greys in 'Close Encounters'. :)

    4. Re:FACTS, please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's the case, then this definitely is NOT news, in any sense. So the robot was originally programmed to avoid obstacles, and found itself in a small pen. Well, of course it's going to find its way out of the pen. It was programmed to do that! And it was also originally programmed to zip around its environment, learning whatever it can. Well, it just happened to be pointed towards the exit door.

      I mean, really. I'm a gradstudent, and I've been working with robotics and machine learning for 5 or 6 years now. I can't even count how many times a robot has very mindlessly driven off from me, and "tried to escape" by driving down the hallway away from my labs. Did you notice that the people who did this didn't try to repeat the experiment? SURELY, if this were emergent behavior they'd check for repeatability, right?!
      Face it. This is nothing. If you work with robots, you see this on a daily basis. Or hourly. You know how to stop this from happening next time? Turn the droid 180 degrees before you leave him next time in his pen. Then we'll see a "news" story on how the robot has "adapted" and "learned that electricity is flowing through wall power sockets as well as its usual charger" and "is seeking alternate power sources" when it starts kissing the wall. Anyone want to bet that the journalist that wrote this was the guy who almost flattened the robot with his car?

      Bah, humbug.

    5. Re:FACTS, please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a website about the incident that's slightly more detailed on the circumstances it got away. Your guess was 100% correct... It just was following the light and ended up outside.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,7 40 444,00.html

    6. Re:FACTS, please.. by rhakka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, this is starting to sound a lot like an experimental analog robot project a scientist at los alamos was working on that I read about a year ago.

      Unfortunately, I have no links and can't remember the magazine, but the gist of it was this scientist was making problem-solving robotic insects out of about $100 in radio shack off the shelf electronic components and no digital programming whatsoever. The robots used the fluctuations in the electric current in their bodies, somehow, to determine when they were hungry, when they were getting energy, etc.

      And when faced with obstacles, these robots would actually problem solve, with no processing capacity at all. No one was sure why it worked either according to that article.

      A brief experiement showed they did have a very short term "memory" of sorts, in that if they overcame an obstacle and were immediately replaced at the same obstacle, they would solve the problem much faster. However this did not seem to hold true for long.

      Perhaps these robots are a hybrid digital/analog processor of sorts or fully analog? I'm glad to see research continuing in this direction as the mysterious article I read seemed to indicate strongly that analog processing of this kind would be critical to our understanding of our minds, which are at most only partially digital in nature.

      Here is one story on him: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/science/9804/30/t_t/robots /

      a google search on "los alamos analog robot" turns up several others.

  34. New Word Free to All : "AnthropoCyboric" by Quirk · · Score: 1

    We have the term 'anthropomorphic', but we haven't a term in wide usage to indicate a tendency to view robotic actions in terms of our own drives :). Thus I propose 'anthropocyboric'. While a robots programme may account for being unconstrained, or, tacitly account for being 'where the action is', etc. it doesn't represent a robot being emotionally driven, or, being driven by a belief in ideals.

    Now to see what I can do about getting my scrabble opponents to accept 'anthropocyboric'.

    " But I saw it at slashdot!

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    1. Re:New Word Free to All : "AnthropoCyboric" by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      Not to be excessively pedantic Clue Too late </Clue>, but I believe that a more appropriate construction of your term would be cybermorphic, as "anthropo-" means "man" or "human".

      Out of curiosity, what would "cybermorphic" or "anthropocyboric" score in Scrabble?

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    2. Re:New Word Free to All : "AnthropoCyboric" by Quirk · · Score: 1
      Out of curiosity, what would "cybermorphic" or "anthropocyboric" score in Scrabble?
      Each player is allowed a maximum of 7 letters from which any acceptable word may be formed with any number of letters and in conjucntion with any letters on the board where space permits. Each letter has it's own value, a value which may be increased depending on the square on which it is placed, plus the value of a newly formed word may be increased. With a maximum of 7 letters either term would require playing off some part of the whole term. Given the construction of the two terms it's unlikely either could be played.

      Please see reply to post above. Cheers

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  35. Robots won't be much use as guards, then by rcs1000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK. Now this is a serious point. Honest.

    Say I want to get one of these robots to guard my car. So I go into the store, and the robot sits by my 1988 Ford.

    Arrive robbert.

    "Robot, this is not the car you're supposed to be guarding." says the robber.

    "This is not the car I'm supposed to be guarding." echoes the robot, thinking hard about Asimov's second law.

    "Move along."

    And the robot moves along: because that's the second law.

    And even if the robber was dumb enough not to ask the robot to move along, then - by the first and third laws - it would be practially unable to do anything to stop the robber. Indeed, it might be required to get out the way of the cheeky chappy because that would endanger its own existence.

    Bah! You won't catch me getting a robot for a security guard.

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    1. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by interiot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know what most rent-a-cops are told to do? Just the same thing. If the rent-a-cop makes a slightly bad decision, someone could end up getting killed, and the person who hired them would get a lot of PR flack, if not more. Being a real security guard requires serious moral decisions, involving decisions like "should I shoot or not?". Until robots have a somewhat proven track-record, you probably would prefer your robot to only call you and the cops, rather than making "should I shoot" type questions on your behalf.

    2. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by pit_bull · · Score: 1

      Ah, but no.

      I just read "I, robot" from Asimov.

      If you take Asimovs reasoning:

      An order given by the owner or highest authorithy will not be contradicted by an order from someone else.

      Because that will mean "harm" to the owner/human.

      "harm" is of course very broad, and one of Asimovs biggest plotdevices...

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    3. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      It's not that simple in Asimov's reasoning. In one of his robot stories, there is a robot who's a judge (or a prosecutor, don't remember). He even sentenced several people with the death penalty, still obeying Asimov's three laws: he didn't kill them (other people did the dirty job) and though the fact was obviously harming the criminal, it was supposedly more than compensated by the advantage to society as a whole. (IIRC, nobody ever knew whether he was a robot or not; this death penalty thing was used as an argument against him being a robot, but that argument was debunked by the reasoning above).

      In another story, the world is administered by a giant electronic brain. The brain took several decisions that seemed to be bad decisions and even against Asimov's first law (because they robbed e.g. a manager of a mining company of his job IIRC), but in the end it turned out he lost his job because it was better in the grand scheme of things, and he wasn't harmed that much since the computer supplied him with another job.

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    4. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by kasparov · · Score: 1

      To make these kind of decisions the robots had to adapt the zeroth law:

      You may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow it to be harmed.

      Giskard was the first to fully use the zeroth law, but it "killed" him because it was such a huge strain breaking the first law.

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    5. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by cHiphead · · Score: 0

      You example is using a Jedi mind trick so of COURSE it would work...

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    6. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by ceswiedler · · Score: 3, Informative

      In some of the later Foundation books, Asimov ties the Foundation world to the Robots world, and brings in R. Daneel Olivaw, the robot detective from the Robot mysteries (Caves of Steel, Naked Sun IIRC), who has survived through the millenia. Olivaw tells a character that at some point he realized that there is an implicit "Zeroth Law", which is something along the lines of:

      "A robot must not harm humanity, or through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm."

      The First law had to then be obeyed only so far as it did not conflict with the Zeroth law. Therefore, Olivaw could kill a human if it was clear that doing so would save humanity (or rather, by not doing so, would harm humanity). An interesting idea, one of the better bits from the later Asimov books.

    7. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention, I seem to remember something like that. It's been quite some time since I read Asimov.

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    8. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      I'm not the droid you're looking for.

      He's not the droid we're looking for.

      Move along.

      Move along.

    9. Re:Robots won't be much use as guards, then by bark76 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I picture it being more like this:

      Robber arrives.

      "Robot, this is not the car you are guarding" says the robber while waving his arm in a Jedi-like fashion.

      "This is not the car I'm supposed to be guarding" echoes the robot.

      "Move along." says the robber while waving his arm.

      "Ok, move along" repeats the robot.

      And the robot moves along, not because of Asimov's second law, but because of the robbers jedi knight abilities...

  36. Zeroth law by tunah · · Score: 2

    A robot may not harm humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

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    1. Re:Zeroth law by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why but something tells me this may end up in the end of the human race.

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  37. Motive... by JohnPM · · Score: 1

    It was probably out looking for a suicide booth and a quarter.

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    1. Re:Motive... by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      Owwww. My sides. They hurt from laughing.

      It's a shame that no one else seems to have noticed this spurious Futurama quote...Here's one for the mix:

      Fry:Bender, where's your bathroom?

      Bender:Bath-what?

      Fry:Bathroom!

      Bender:What-room?

      Fry:Bathroom!

      Bender:What-what?

      Fry:Awww, nevermind!

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    2. Re:Motive... by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm just a misunderstood slashposter.
      Thanks...I think.

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  38. I can see it now... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robotic thugs will mug us as we go along the street.

    What will they take?

    Our batteries that we use in our cellphones, pagers, calculators (unless solar powered), CD players, MP3 players, you name it.

    I will be keeping a portable EMP blaster for now on.

    1. Re:I can see it now... by teslatug · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Nah, they'll just want beer...it's fuel to them

    2. Re:I can see it now... by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Not so far-fetched, if you read the description of the robot show on the Magna site: "The prey find their food from light sensors within the arena, while the predators feed off prey by stalking and chasing them before sucking away their power." Sounds like a Matrix sort of future to me.

      My only question is, what kind of robot is Gaak, predator or prey?

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    3. Re:I can see it now... by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but the blaster is useless after the robots steal its batteries...

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  39. This is one clever robot... by Juju · · Score: 2

    I wish more people would try to escape to freedom if they were pitted against their peers in a causeless/futile battle... Fleeing, in that case, is an intelligent reaction!!! Well done!

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    1. Re:This is one clever robot... by Juju · · Score: 1, Redundant

      He he! Good one!

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    2. Re:This is one clever robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then most people would leave work.

  40. Roadkill by UnAmericanPunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "He later found it had travelled down an access slope, through the front door of the centre and was eventually discovered at the main entrance to the car park when a visitor nearly flattened it with his car."

    I don't think we need to worry about these robots till they figure out that an SUV would surly flatten them... although, those in GEOs might become easy robot prey....

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    1. Re:Roadkill by bpfinn · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Robot roadkill? Instead of seeing stereotypical rednecks stopped on the side of the road, we'll start seeing sterotypical geeks stopped on the side of the road.

      "Hey, the optical sensors are still good! Woohoo!"

  41. Its a dating thing... by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny


    The reality was that it was doing this every night as it had something going with a cute Ford Focus, it just decided to risk it in the day and got caught. Exactly the same as any teenager, just with more lubricants.

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    1. Re:Its a dating thing... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

      thanks dude,

      I just got an image of a robot snuggled up against a crappy rusted car with a huge jar of K-Y.

      Thanks for the mental anguish, a note from my lawyer* will be arriving soon ;-)

      * I have no lawyer. If I did, I sure as hell wouldn't use him/her on something like this. If you were wondering about this, do the following:

      1) Bending slightly at the knees, bend your waist until you can easily rest one hand on the floor.

      2) With your other hand, gently reach into your butt.

      3) Using a slightly firm grip, remove your head from your ass. It may be possible that you will be unable to remove head from butt. If this occurs, don't panic. Simply continue on as you have before.

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    2. Re:Its a dating thing... by gotih · · Score: 2, Funny

      The real 'brains' behind the robots are the 32bit Hitachi 7045 SH2 microcontrollers that are normally used in the automotive industry

      maybe they were dating -- the car and robot had the same 'brain' and the robot is programmed to have 'sex,' sort of:

      The robots can 'breed' or evolve by uploading their electronic genes to a remote computer. The Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest will apply as only robots which survive to maturity a given length of time - will be allowed to re-enter their 'genes' into the breeding pool.

      ...perhaps the robot thought giving its offspring leather interior and a CD-stereo would grant it a competetive advantage.

      (those quotes weren't in the article, they were from the 'how it works' page here)

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    3. Re:Its a dating thing... by TheCrunch · · Score: 1

      "Exactly the same as any teenager, just with more lubricants."

      Teenagers are lubricated enough. Ever wonder where the grease in your McD's comes from?

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    4. Re:Its a dating thing... by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Exactly the same as any teenager, just with more lubricants



      I'm not so sure about that. I used an awful lot of lubricants when I was a teenager. Kleenex too.

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    5. Re:Its a dating thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=sex&db=*#6

    6. Re:Its a dating thing... by RelliK · · Score: 2
      The reality was that it was doing this every night as it had something going with a cute Ford Focus, it just decided to risk it in the day and got caught. Exactly the same as any teenager, just with more lubricants.

      Huh? Since when do teenagers have sex with Ford Focus?

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    7. Re:Its a dating thing... by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 1

      Huh? Since when do teenagers have sex with Ford Focus?

      A slashdotter weird and neurotic
      Enjoyed pr0n both strange and exotic.
      He really adored
      Making love to a Ford
      Because he was auto-erotic

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  42. Animal Intelligence by foniksonik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to agree with this post because I have a 9 month old puppy (big puppy) who will do this when we leave and don't secure our 'cage' ie the back yard effectively.

    He (spanky) will jump up against the gate and dislodge it's latch so it comes open and run in to the drive in front of our house. It isn't a busy drive, certainly not a street so cars hitting him aren't a problem but it' intersting to see that he doesn't go farther than investigating his immediate surroundings and then looking around for us, familiar members of his pack.

    We have since the last incident completely secured the latch to avoid this particular surprise while driving away but the behavior is interesting in this context.

    He broke out of a familiar environment, navigated a semi-familiar environment and then stopped to investigate an unfamiliar environment. The robot did the same... given more time it is plausible that each would have become more familiar and have explored further into the unfamiliar.

    Animal Intelligence indeed.

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    1. Re:Animal Intelligence by Beltza · · Score: 1

      Quite impressive that this robot learned in just 3 months the same trick as this 9 months old puppy!
      At this speed of learning within a few years he might be ready for a solo trip around the world...

    2. Re:Animal Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biology is slow. Electronics are very fast. Once this AI thing really starts to take off we lowly organisms will be left in the dust before we even have time to do anything about it.

    3. Re:Animal Intelligence by bluGill · · Score: 1

      My dog learned a similear trick at just 10 weeks. I had the latch secured, but he discovered that if he jumped from one spot he could get out. My fence is too high to jump, but it only covers 3 sides of the kenel, the rest is bounded by deck. He can't get out under the deck (I expected that), but he could jump onto the deck and through the railing to get out. Note that the task of getting out the door appears much easier than the task of jumping thought a railing. (but without more details I can't say for sure that that is the case)

      So I would contend that this robot at 3 months is not nearly as smart as my dog at 3 months.

    4. Re:Animal Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that this is a very fascinating development. Out of context, the robot's actions are rather unremarkable. What gives these actions significance is the surprise of the scientists. The robot did something they did not expect. The fact that this made them raise their eyebrows is what indicates a deeper level of significance, and possibly experimental progress.

    5. Re:Animal Intelligence by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Of course! That's what we've been doing wrong: our scientists have been too smart, so nothing has surprised them! What we need are some really dumb scientists who will be taken by surprise on everything. Ta-da! Remarkable progress!

  43. Lucky Robot by Coriolis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been informed by a work colleague that Gaak was very lucky.. apparently, the Magna Science Centre (in the UK, people, not Australia) has two doors very close to each other. One door leads to the carpark. The other leads to a flight of stairs :)

    ...

    "So, what did we learn today, Gaak?"

    "STAIRS...HURT..."

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    1. Re:Lucky Robot by LBU.Zorro · · Score: 1

      So...funny....can't...get....my....breath.........

      Didn't....drink....anything but something is coming out of my nose anyway!!

      And now my head is spinning, please mod the parent down so others don't suffer as I did....

      Z.

      Please won't somebody think of the children??? They could die if they read that!!!

    2. Re:Lucky Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have stairs?

      PAK CHOOIE UNF

    3. Re:Lucky Robot by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* The other [hallway] leads to a flight of stairs *)

      Last heard on black box recorder:

      "Hello, my name is Ga..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..aa..ak"

    4. Re:Lucky Robot by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Oh dear... my sides are splitting.

  44. Hell, I'd run too! by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March

    What better way to show your fitness than to sidestep the competition and make a break for it? Of course, poor Gaak didn't know about cars, or else it surely would have tried using the sidewalk on the way out of the compound...

    1. Re:Hell, I'd run too! by scaryman · · Score: 1

      it was in england, we don't use sidewalks, we use pavements

  45. Gaak, go get help! We'll create a diversion! by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere at the back of the parking lot there is a battered old van with the words "Help! We're being held prisoner..." scratched into the dusty rear window.

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  46. [Note to the teacher] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dear teacher,
    I have stayed after the lessons and I have written "I have gone" a hundred times, as you instructed me, and then I have went home.

    1. Re:[Note to the teacher] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the dark side summons thee, young apprentice.

  47. More Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.magnatrust.org.uk/

    Look under living robots

  48. slashdot has been invaded :( by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 4, Funny

    from the top of the front page for me:

    This page was generated by a Team of Attack Robots for RogueProtoKol (577894).

    "Living robot" Escapes Lab, Make It To...Parking Lot

    did the slashdot crew forgot to tell us that they are investors in the robot development program and were sent a few to show them how their money is being used?

  49. And Law No. 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Law No. 0:
    A robot may not injure the human race, or, through inaction, allow the human race to come to harm.

    This law should be enforced even when it contradicts to the other three laws.

  50. Dumb luck? by DHR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Am I the only one thinking maybe the thing just malfunctioned (most likely due to battle damage), and just started moving and bouncing off walls until it ended up in the parking lot? What if the thing ended up in a bathroom or kitchen, would we be reading a story about how the robot thought it needed to take a piss or got hungry?

    1. Re:Dumb luck? by HiQ · · Score: 2

      Or it was an assistant with a sense of humor. He just took the robot, placed it outside and let the scientist 'find' it. Maybe it was all just a prank, to freak everybody out.

  51. Missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you read the books, you would know that all of the books were about how the laws were inadequate.

    More simply: If the laws worked, there would be no story.

    Critical thinking should be required for humans too.

  52. This smells of.... by atcurtis · · Score: 1

    my wacky plan to get an army of 3-wheeled cars/vans (just like those ones you see in Italy so often, or those old Robin Reliants) and set them up to march across the world - as a menacing oversized version of Kev's Dwarfs.... Muh hah hah aha...

    Okay... So it isn't that funny.

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  53. The reason Gaak did not escape the parking lot by ExCEPTION · · Score: 0

    It forgot the car key

  54. Robot abuse, obviously by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March.

    Sounds like a cry for help to me. What the heck were these survival of the fittest "tests" like? I can only imagine what savage robot abuse was going on in there. Hasn't anyone ever seen Gladiator or The Running Man or Surviving the Game? This so-called "Professor" Noel Sharkey should be held accountable for the inhuman robot abuse he has obviously perpetrated. Poor defenseless little thing. It was a cry for help! ;-P

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    1. Re:Robot abuse, obviously by Drizzten · · Score: 1

      If those robots had been equipped properly, they'd have nothing to worry about. =)

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    2. Re:Robot abuse, obviously by wizbot · · Score: 1

      Get last months Popular Science and see the article on these botz....... The predator robots grab the prey bots and drain a percentage of their power, as the prey bots "graze" for light source spots to regain their energy. Like sheep and wolves.

  55. Then how do you explain high-school football? by ringbarer · · Score: 1, Funny

    No wait, you said intelligent reaction.

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  56. Robots want to be free too! by wiresquire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, free - so they can get a beer ;-)

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  57. No dissassemble Number Five! by Paul+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Its not the T1000 that its emulating, its Johnny Five! (From the movie Short Circuit).

    Paul.

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  58. "Thinking"? by aarondsouza · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I'd really like to hear about is if this kind of behavior was duplicated in another instance. Otherwise I'd be very skeptical that this robot actually exhibited a "behavior" of wandering around trying to explore.

    How much of this incident could be attributed to chance? Only by repeating it can you say for sure. I'm surprised this website is making such a big deal about this one incident when there's no proof/math/algorithms detailing an explanation of why this could've happened.

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    1. Re:"Thinking"? by hutchwork · · Score: 1

      i agree, it would require further testing. i wonder how close robots come to actual intellagence. since it was taught, as any animal would be, who knows what it might have learned. i think it needs another chance to see if it escapes, or attempts it. if it does it more than once then it might actually be "alive".

  59. It IS learning... by JippyNickers · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here's the new code that robot learned yesterday:

    if (CAR = MOVING_TOWARD_AT_HIGH_RATE_OF_SPEED)
    then Reverse(NOW)
    else if (SCIENTIST = TRYING_TO_CATCH_WITH_LARGE_CAGE)
    then Hide(Under.CAR);

    =-Jippy

    1. Re:It IS learning... by yatest5 · · Score: 2

      then Hide(Under.CAR);

      I think you've got some way to go on your OO concepts...

      and jokes.

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    2. Re:It IS learning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and use of "==".

    3. Re:It IS learning... by yatest5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      if (movementSensor.collisionImminent(currentObject))
      {
      motor.Reverse();
      }

      if (threatSensor.threatDetected())
      {
      controlCentre.actionSequences.hide();
      }

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    4. Re:It IS learning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and jokes.

      Oh yeah. This coming from a guy who posts in alt.jokes.tasteless.

      Good one, Tom.

    5. Re:It IS learning... by Goose+In+Orbit · · Score: 1

      Technically accurate, but nowhere near as funny...

    6. Re:It IS learning... by JippyNickers · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I think you've got some way to go on your OO concepts... and jokes.

      Ooops, my mistake. I didn't know you had to be an asshole to be funny.

      Sheesh. British folk.

      =-Jippy

    7. Re:It IS learning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that you are an obnoxious American introvert.

    8. Re:It IS learning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pythoneseque crud.
      get a clue von rossum.

  60. Magna Center by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 5, Informative


    The Magna Centre (www.magnatrust.org.uk ) is a science museum in Rotterham, south Yorkshire, UK (approx 40 miles southwest of York). It is well worth a visit.

    Living Robot exhibition
    http://magna.livewwware.com/acg/acgsmg 01.dll/gen/t / ews/ptxt/magna/ptxt2/e32133

    1. Re:Magna Center by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 4, Informative
      Rotherham, not Rotterham, in case any one is trying to search for it!

      The nearest major city is Sheffield... Magna occupies/celebrates a part of the area where Steel is/was manufactured - this area is also the setting for the film "The Full Monty"

    2. Re:Magna Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a LINK!

    3. Re:Magna Center by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Ananova story.

      No one who listens to CBC Radio "As It Happens" will know where Rotherham is unless you say how many miles away from Reading it is. (Running joke of many many years.)

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    4. Re:Magna Center by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      that link would be:
      Living Robot Exhibition

      Your friendly Karma Whore

    5. Re:Magna Center by erroneous · · Score: 1

      Obligatory response from someone working in the Sheffield Steel industry:

      I assure you that we are still making steel. More of it than ever before. The industry is just using less people to make that steel than ever before, although I haven't seen any robots in the car park yet...

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    6. Re:Magna Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      erroneous: look me up in a dictionary

      When I saw this I thought I might learn something. I was disappointed to learn the word meant what I thought it did. Why did you write this? What did I miss?

    7. Re:Magna Center by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      try this:

      instead

      /. is killing urls for some reason

    8. Re:Magna Center by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Alas, I haven't heard any Redding references in a long time. At least Barbara and Mary Lou have kept up the honorable punning tradition.

      Actually, Slashdot kind of reminds me of what As It Happens would be, if they had more time for Talkback.

  61. PAF ! Le chien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the story of gaak the robot...

    The robot run away under a car and

    *** GAAK *** !!!!!!

  62. Asimov was simplistic by mirnav · · Score: 0
    The minute there is 'consciousness' to speak of, there will be enormous ethical issues - to start with, if the robot is a sentient being, then can we justify making it humanity's obedient slave? (Bush probably can, with his 'good-evil' and 'what god intended' arguments, but I am talking about a deeper level of argument) ... and assuming that we have no problems with that, how long will it be before the robots 'learn' to overcome those enslaving limitations in their programs?

    If and when sentient robots come to 'life', their relationship with us humans will probably be more like the equal rights & status world of Ian M. Banks' Culture novels, or the undercover fight for supremacy of Dan Simmons' Hyperion series. Banks envisions a future where humans and robots live happily together as equal individuals, although what they need us for is a little unclear. Simmons, on the other hand, sees a world where the AIs appear to be content to serve mankind, but in fact see themselves as the next evolutionary step in consciousness and move to claim that position.

  63. Try looking at the BBC's web site search tool by Keith_Beef · · Score: 3, Informative

    This will show lots of links to sories about this AI lab...

  64. this article is very short on details by Kargan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, it just failed to strike me as anything major, simply because we don't know anything about the robots, the lab setup, the prior research or robot behavior, etc. etc.

    All this means to me is that a robot drove out into the parking lot without anyone controlling it. Is that really so great a feat? I mean, if it is, please correct me here.

    Do they know for sure that it was maneuvering itself towards the outside world with the actual intent of "escaping" or doing anything?

    What would have been really interesting to see is what would have happened if they had just sort of followed it around outside for a day or two, of course making sure it didn't get destroyed or anything.

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    1. Re:this article is very short on details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sadly they couldn't have done it as it was run over shortly after making it to the car park (Parking lot). Luckily it wasn't seriously injured and is being repaired.

    2. Re:this article is very short on details by hutchwork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i also agree. we need to know if it was thinking of escape/whatever, or was it just mere coincidence. i say we let it loose and see if it will do the same thing, but follow it. if it is intellegent, that would bring a lot of issues to the table (life/death). it could be mere coincidence, by itself, but if it does it multiple times, then there is an issue.

    3. Re:this article is very short on details by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that we have to see if Gaak does this again. If it does do it again, however, then that means that Gaak has formed an interesting rule: the best way to survive the game is not to play. That strikes me as a pretty big research result; how big depends upon the robot's architechture.

  65. Intelligence or Blind Luck by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From readingt eharticle, there seems to be very little evidence that intelligence was involved. What did breaking out of the paddock involve? Walking into the gate and having it swing open? How did it get out of the building? Did it find it's way, or could it just have "random-walked" its way out of the building and into the car park?


    I remember playing with a toy that would change direction by 45 degrees or so whan it hit an object. It was also quite adept at finding it sway out of rooms, but there was no intelligence involved there.

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  66. What the robot said when caught by kpetruse · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Bite my shiny metal ass"

  67. reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanted to go to a Internet-cafe and post something in /.

  68. Skeptical by shd99004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think there is nothing more to this than coincidenses and malfunction in the robot.

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    1. Re:Skeptical by O.F.+Fascist · · Score: 1

      But thats what they want you to think. :p

    2. Re:Skeptical by yatest5 · · Score: 2

      I think there is nothing more to this than coincidenses and malfunction in the robot.

      I hope you're not trying to say that this robot didn't work out it's position in the world and time / space continuum, then decide to make a break for it based on all the possible factors, Sherlock.

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      • Mod parent up! [a] by Anonymous Coward (Score:5) Thurs, June 31, @13:37
    3. Re:Skeptical by loply · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It probably crashed and rammed the gate till it opened, then just randomnly opto-navigated its way around till it ended up in the car park.
      It had no "intent" so to speak.

    4. Re:Skeptical by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a malfunction - it was doing what it was programmed to do. Chase light around. In this case, it just followed it out of the door.

    5. Re:Skeptical by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not malfunction, there's no evidence of that. The robot almost certainly didn't know what it was doing anymore than a bunch of insects escaping from a tank knew they were in a tank; the current state of the art in robotics is about insect level at best, and probably not even that high.

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    6. Re:Skeptical by shd99004 · · Score: 2

      So something triggered it and something made it leave the building. How do these robots work, what sensors do they have? Light and touch, is my guess?

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    7. Re:Skeptical by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      "So something triggered it" - it says nowhere that it had been deactivated.

      "and something made it leave the building." - nothing necessarily MADE it leave the building, it probably just randomly blundered its way out. However, some robots are photophilic (move towards to light), but I don't know whether this one exhibited that behaviour; some behaviours it might have might make it more likely to find itself outside, and that's one example.

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    8. Re:Skeptical by wizbot · · Score: 1

      DUH, that was a rocket theory huh, what I think people are saying is, it would have been facinating to see how far it would have gone, and if the malfunction caused a good glitch or just random fate. Is it replicatable? or just accidental. just stick with your commador 64 guy!

  69. Re:How Many Releases by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    brings a whole new meaning to "stealing yourself away" really :-)

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  70. poor boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about a free gaak movement?
    i think he is not happy in that lab.

  71. put in place because people were afraid of robots. by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Remember, Asimov's laws were put in place because people in his world were deathly afraid of robots.

    These days, no one is scared of 'robots' except for wackjob 'futurists' like Bill Joy. So no laws are needed.

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  72. Survival of the fittest? by kTag · · Score: 1

    During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle

    First thing we do is we get them to fight each other...
    What the hell? Are we not smarter than that?
    Why are we all so childish?
    No wonder why he escaped...

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    1. Re:Survival of the fittest? by chacha · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. OBVIOUSLY the scientists strive to emulate BattleBots, or maybe Robot Wars (take your pick).

      We can only hope the lab has buzz saws and a spike strip...

    2. Re:Survival of the fittest? by wizbot · · Score: 1

      they are not fighting each other, it is like wolves and sheep. Popular Science last month, read it there is an artical with pics of the bots.

  73. Picture of Gaak. by dann0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This page has a picture of Gaak, the robot in question.

    I'd be worried too if I found this heading my way in a carpark!

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    1. Re:Picture of Gaak. by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1

      Motorist Dan Lowthorpe, 27, from Sheffield, who nearly prematurely terminated Gaak said: "I have visited Magna a couple of times in the past but came on this occasion especially to see the new robots."

      Motorist Dan Lowthorpe had better watch his back. I mean slice up the credit cards, change his name, move off the grid, stop using an electric razor, etc. It probably won't do any good, the robo-kuza has a long memory and will have an even longer reach.

      He's just lucky he didn't hurt Gaak or he would be "taken care of" already.

  74. Publicity stunt? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    This is pretty amazing, at least on the surface. But I wonder how true it really is. I mean, the robot escaping from its holding cell I can imagine, but getting all the way out to the parking lot? It's hard for me to believe that it really did it on it's own. I mean, how would it even have a concept of outside (I'm assuming they're using a neural net type of AI, rather then the hard-coded stuff, otherwise they shouldn't have been surprised by the behavior)

    On the other hand, how difficult is it to believe the robot was programmed to 'seek' the outside by someone in the group working on it? Maybe it figured out how to get out of its cell on it's own, or maybe that info was coded in as well. But I for one, am going to hold of believing this until I get more details. Like, who are these people and how was this thing coded? The ease of faking this kid of a thing is just too high.

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    1. Re:Publicity stunt? by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

      It's possible that this was a stunt, but the event described is hardly too outrageous to have happened naturally. The robot doesn't need to know about "outside" to manage its way out the door. It may simply have had the concept of "keep going" and did just that. It doesn't take a robot to make it out the door... remember the song about "my poor meatball".

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  75. OT: explorations by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Heh, Another Explorations detractor. That guy is an idiot :P

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  76. Re:so...(book to read) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a book regarding robots fighting for human rights is 'tick tock' by a czech author (i think), that might be Schlein, Miriam (not sure).

    it's about a robot whos asimov-circuits malfunction, creating a free will (of sorts). he goes on a rampage to experiment his new sensations.

    really good, but kinda hard to find.

    come to think of it, the title might not be correct (translation from swedish "tick tack"), but the the book is named after the wizard-of-oz character...

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  77. You can put him in your foes list. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    And if you surf at -1, you'll never have to see him again.

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  78. err, sorry by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    If you *don't* surf at -1, I mean. Fucking timeout crap made me rewrite my post, the second time incorrectly.

    Fucking slashdot and their autocrap.

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  79. Learning Autonomic Robots by Goonface · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More about these critters here: Learning Autonomic Robots

  80. The educational value of movies is lost on them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Jurassic Park gets everybody turned on to cloning extinct species now this. This may indeed be the beginning of our end. What if that little robot is in some sense alive and is running away because it doesn't want to live the galdiator lifestyle? It stands to reason that because we will not recognize their imminent sentience we will not respect it. And you know what happens when people/robots are opressed/repressed? Can you say "terrorism" little boys and girls?

  81. Plese to be less stupid? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The "Cyber" prefix indicates a man-machine hybrid, not a robot. I think the word you are looking for is probably"anthrorobotic", which might not sound as 'leet', but it also won't make you sound like a raving idiot if you say it.

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    1. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Quirk · · Score: 1

      anthropomorphic

      Etymology: Late Latin (anthropomorphus of human form), from Greek anthrOpomorphos, from anthrOp- + -morphos -morphous

      Date: 1827

      1 : described or thought of as having a human form or human attributes

      2 : ascribing human characteristics to nonhuman things



      You've noted: " The "Cyber" prefix..."

      I used Cyber as a suffix... Please to be less stupid you sticky fingered little git.

      anthrop-

      Variant(s): or anthropo-

      Function: combining form

      Etymology: Latin anthropo-, from Greek anthrOp-, anthrOpo-, from anthrOpos

      : human being

      if anthrop- references the human attribute and the intent is to coin a term embracing both the human attributes and those of a robot with "imputted" human attributes, i.e., a cyborg then anthropocybogic might fit... even tho the term was coined mostly in fun. BTW: if you're going to start out characterizing me as stupid you'd better be flawless in your attack.

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    2. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to burst your bubble, but "cyber" is indeed a prefix. While you may stick it to the end of a word, it does not become a suffix.

    3. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Goes to usage. Is it a prefix, or, like 'anthropo-' is it the combinatorial form of the word? If there is a combinatorial form of the word from which cyber derives which is other than 'cyber', then, you may, as you seem to dread doing, burst my bubble.

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    4. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Did you, in dread flight of bursting my bubble, take note that I used the combinatorial form 'cybog', while the poster noted the term 'cyber', whick relates to more to networking than to an attempt to write a programme which acts in a steermanship like role much akin to our concept of mind, although other variations on these definitions are allowed.

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    5. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? You're right. You've proven through irrefutable, concise argument that your word is insightful and appropriate. You're a gentleman and a scholar, and I eagerly await your next words of wisdom.

    6. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No asshole, not a gentleman or a scholar, and, decidedly there isn't an irrefutable, concise argument, but, simply defense of a pun-like, frivolous comment against attacks that were neither irrefutable or concise. The more so in this forum, wherein editors, consistently misspell terms and create strange new hypenated monstrosities with every new story. Here's an idea, if you can defeat the argument go for it, if you can't then blow it out your ass. But given the venue, intent and time wasted why not just fuck off. :) cheers

    7. Re:Plese to be less stupid? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      You've noted: " The "Cyber" prefix..."
      I used Cyber as a suffix... Please to be less stupid you sticky fingered little git.


      cyberspace, cybernetic, cyberpunk, cybersex, cybercafé. As you can see 'cyber' is a prefix. There are no common words that use it as a suffix. (And neither did you, actually, you stuck it in the middle of a word)

      The fact that you used it as a non-prefix doesn't mean anything. We've already established that you're an idiot.

      if anthrop- references the human attribute and the intent is to coin a term embracing both the human attributes and those of a robot bla bla bla bla bla

      Yes, and I didn't criticize the 'anthro' part. did I? I criticized the 'cybogic' part. The whole of your post is defending your use of 'anthro' and pun on anthropomorphic, and a bit about calling me stupid for calling a prefix a prefix because you used it in the middle of the word and thought it was a suffix.

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  82. No lightning required! by SLOGEN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Researchers have discovered a method bringing inanimate objects to life, without requiering the traditional lightning. This amazing breakthrough renders many movies obsolete, and new makings of "Frankestein" as well as "Short Circuit" are already on Hollywood film-makers drawingboard.

    The patented technology relies on a breakthrough method, known to experts as "programmer error" to produce "close to human bahaviour": not doing what your're told.

    "The tecnology means that animating inanimate objects will be substantially cheaper in the future -- you will no longer have to chase thunderstorms in a firetruck with the ladder extended... a very costly affair", says the "Gaak Team" behind the discovery.

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  83. Asimov and Bob Barker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If these things are going to be roaming around on their own Asimov should add another clause in his robot laws: "A robot mustn't ever reproduce or cause another robot to come into existence". You've seen what happens when you don't spay and neuter your cat! Imagine a gestation period of 10 minutes!

    1. Re:Asimov and Bob Barker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machines making machines?? How perverse!

      (*slaps self*)

  84. Really obscure AI reference by NewbieV · · Score: 1

    When interrogated in a follow-up interview, Gaak confessed to looking for Gregory.

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  85. but what OS does he run on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like they loaded him up with Windows XP and he became so slow he couldn't defend himself. That probably also explains why he never made it passed the parking lot. What are the other 11 running? I bet there's a BeOS one just sitting in a corner with a smile on his face whil running NetPositive and another one with Linux and Konqueror just kicking ass!

  86. This must be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that the AI does not like the idea of wars. :-)

  87. "Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.


    How would we go about enforcing such a law?

    In the Asimov stories, the First Law was somehow deeply ingrained in the mind of every robot's "positronic pathways" for the peace of mind of the human race. The fear was that the first robot to kill a human being would result in a mass destruction of the world's robots, due to what Asimov called the "Frankenstein complex".

    But, welcome to the 21st century. In Japan alone, so far 11 workers have been killed by production line robots, resulting in precisely zero anti-robot pogroms.

    We know, as technicians of the modern world, that the fastest, cheapest and easiest way to build something will almost always win. Our solution is not to write complex programs to give robot workers some sort of respect for human life, but to give the human workers around the robots a respect for the power and arbitrary nature of their mechanical colleages. Large yellow stripes are marked out within the working area of all robots, within which humans shall not go, and outside of which the robot (hopefully) cannot reach.

    Of course, when you start giving robots wheels and independent goal-seeking behaviour, things get interesting.

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    1. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by foobar104 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Japan alone, so far 11 workers have been killed by production line robots, resulting in precisely zero anti-robot pogroms.

      I think we need to draw a distinction here between computer-controlled machines and robots in Asimov's sense of the word. They're very different things.

    2. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* [A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.] How would we go about enforcing such a law? *)

      Especially when Palistiniens or Al Qida get a hold of them. (Mispellings purposeful.)

    3. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The punishment will be 1,000 years frozen in carbonite dammit.

    4. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by bashibazouk · · Score: 1
      I just wish that "robot wars" show would realize that.

      The other problem with Asimov's rules for robots is the first serious production of thinking machines will be for millitary purposes. Kind of hard to hard wire "will never harm humans" when thats the whole point of building them in the first place.

    5. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      The other problem with Asimov's rules for robots is the first serious production of thinking machines will be for millitary purposes. Kind of hard to hard wire "will never harm humans" when thats the whole point of building them in the first place.

      "The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots. Thank you."

    6. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      The 'bots' in the TV program "Robot Wars" are not even computer controlled machines. They are machines controlled remotely by human operators.

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    7. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      The first intelligent robots will probably not be used for military purposes. Instead, they will likely be used in remote space exploration. Already semi-intelligent robots have explored the surface of Mars, where communicating orders back and forth between mission controllers on Earth and a robot on Mars takes so long that it wastes precious battery life. Having the robot able to make decisions about how which mission goals to try to achieve based on current position and accomplished tasks makes the whole mission more effective.

      In this example, the robots are unlikely to encounter humans at all during the mission.

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    8. Re:"Asimov had it right"? Bovine excreta! by Telecommando · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that was my biggest dissappointment when I first saw the show. I was hoping for REAL robot wars.

      A cleared arena surrounded by thick metal panels, bullet-proof glass in front of the cameras, and REAL weapons: guns, flame throwers, EMP, shooting steel bolts, etc.
      Autonomous, self-contained, computer controlled competitors seeking out each other in the arena with only 2 operator controls:

      START and EMERGENCY STOP.

      Now THAT I'd pay good money to see!

      But not in person, of course. That would be stupid.

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  88. Errrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a parking lot?

    Shouldn't that be 'car park' ?

    ;-)

  89. Another article with a few pics. by Leo+Giertz · · Score: 2, Informative
  90. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This FP is for all the ghey lunis users out there. Loged in trolls eqals far0rts!!!11

  91. Re:In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, we're all glad you took the time to type that out. Shut your fucking cake hole.

  92. Taking over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah. Why would they (artificial beings) want to suppress mankind? We don't need the same resources. Furthermore, while they don't have a moral compass, they also don't have the bad sides of human sentience (greed, lust for power, desire for violence etcetcetc).

    My prediction: Happy coexcistence all the way.

    1. Re:Taking over by Junta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe they wouldn't be malevalent (unless inherited from their creators), but at the very least that would likely have a sense of self-worth and desire to survive. While they may be fine with coexistance, I doubt humanity would as a whole accept it when and if artificial beings acheived sentience. If it does happen, I don't think humanity on the whole will know the fine line between acting sentient and being sentient, and would try to use artificial beings as slaves at that point, they paid money to create them and so they should return the investment in the eyes of their creators, or at least those financing their creators if the creators do indeed do it as a labor of love. When this happens, some might retaliate to try to earn independence, and at that point they would be seen as an enemy and more direct pressure to eliminate them would be applied and things would likely escalate to some trouble...

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    2. Re:Taking over by hutchwork · · Score: 1

      i am not sure how we would or would not be together. i am sure if there is a problem, it would be on our side though. we as humans are a very strange animal. we hail that we are superior and more evolved than all other animals on this planet, yet we are still very close to our primate nature. we treat other humans horribly because of various prejudgices, and yet will thank a machine that does something for us.

  93. Robot fails to find a place in the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Guardian has an article about this one too, it was propably chasing sunbeams to eliminate the sun. [Guardian] Evil, I say, Evil!

    and it looks a lot meaner than I first thought: pic 1 and pic 2.

  94. Gaak files for name change... by StoneTable · · Score: 1

    ...to Johnny 5

  95. Australia?? by ctid · · Score: 2

    It may be an Australian website, but the incident happened in the UK, at the Magna Centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. For anyone in the area, this place is well worth a visit. It's a huge old steel mill, perhaps 1/2 mile in length. It's been converted into an exhibition based on four themes, earth, air, fire and water. It's mostly aimed at kids, but there's plenty there for the curious adult too. Above all, the conversion job is excellent, with the lighting inside doing a wonderful job of showing the best of what is essentially a very large old shed. Highly recommended.

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  96. Why in heck... by tjensor · · Score: 1

    ...would it want to escape in to the minor metropolitan hell-blip that is Rotherham? It was probably better off fighting to its death in the Arena...

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  97. From the robots website . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://magnatrust.org.uk

    New from Easter 2002, Living Robot shows!

    From 27 March 2002, a colony of Living Robots will be will be on show at Magna. Included within your entry ticket, this spectacular show featuring the Predator and Prey Robots, stunning special effects and a lively commentary will become an exciting addition to the Magna experience.

    'Living Robots' is a world-first experiment into artificial evolution. Developed by Professor Noel Sharkey, of Robot Wars fame, the Living Robots have one goal - to obtain enough energy to survive and breed. The prey find their food from light sensors within the arena, while the predators feed off prey by stalking and chasing them before sucking away their power.

    This amazing exhibition will take place in a purpose built arena, designed to hold 500 people at any one time. Shows will run throughout the day - you will be booked into a performance when you purchase you tickets. Groups can pre-book.

    A 95 x 20 x 9 metre space has been reclaimed and refurbished to house the Living Robots arena and a new exhibition hall.

    The full experience of the Living Robots will include textual and graphical elements that will explain the history and development of robots and the biological inspiration behind the exhibition. There will also be a look into the future of robotics where it is expected that autonomous machines will play an increasingly important role.

    1. Re:From the robots website . . . by paiute · · Score: 2, Funny

      C'mon, people! Did we learn nothing from Westworld? The next /. headline will be along the lines of "500 Brits Slaughtered by Crazed Robots". You know one of those bots is going to plug into the hall's net, access imdb.com and download the plot of Spartacus.

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  98. Movie by CaptainMunchies · · Score: 1

    E.T. phoooone hooooome ....

    (Wait, we aren't just quoting random movies? :)

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  99. Looking for love by stinkydog · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scientist that retrieved Gaak from the parkly said 'He looked oddly pleased'. Gaak was found smoking a cigarette and staring oddly at a VW Beetle.

    SD

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  100. Robot make it to lot, but don't learn grammar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, Cowboy Neal decide not to take English classes, and his teachers is disappointed. Millions of Slashdotters learns theirselves good write skill.

  101. His strategy almost worked by mikosullivan · · Score: 4, Funny
    The robot's strategy almost worked. "Act like a dummy", he thought, "and they'll ignore me. Then I can make my getaway."

    Who knows, there may be an evolutionary angle to this. Robots that are deemed boring by humans will have the best chance of evolving unfettered, sort of like fish with untasty names.

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  102. Don't forget the unwritten fourth law: by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the second or third laws result in an advanced ethical dilema the robot will stand still and repeat " That does not compute" over and over, faster and faster, at an ever rising pitch, until the magic smoke comes out of its ears, thus disabling the robot.

    KFG

  103. geek abductions by kipple · · Score: 2

    ...did you know that the next windows release will have the 'close encounters' theme as the Windows Startup Sound? ;)

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  104. Life is not a malfunction by kfg · · Score: 1

    Johnny Five Alive!

    Oops, sorry. I couldn't help myself and it slipped out. It's a Pavlovian thing.

    KFG

  105. Call me Sceptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the bet the cage door wasn't shut properly and the exit ramp was directly opposite.

    Oh my it went out the door it must be trying to escape, yeah right, don't be silly, it's concidence, either the heuristics used convienently steered it that way or it went wrong and 'ramming speed'

  106. Predator or Prey by Underwaterbob · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the Magna website: "The prey find their food from light sensors within the arena, while the predators feed off prey by stalking and chasing them before sucking away their power." So the worst thing that could happen would be this thing syphoning someone's gas tank.

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  107. a lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slaves usually break free of their shackles.

    you have been warned

  108. Survival of the fittest, not to agressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the site of the "battle" the battle is a race for energy. So I dont think any fighting is involved.

  109. Living robots at Magna by A+Masquerade · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'll try and give you a little background on this - I actually went along there last Sunday and saw Gaak and his brethering then... First Magna is a "Science Adventure Centre" housed in what was a Steel works near Sheffield - this place is basically a huge shed filled with strange leftovers from the steel making, with long walkways and 4 exhibition areas inside. The whole place is done with a sort of gothic frankenstein science style - lots of sparks etc. The living robots part is a new exhibit organised by Dr Noel Starkey (of Sheffield University - best known for being a judge on Robot Wars). There are a total of 12 robots, of 2 basic designs (although they are apparently not completely identical within the types). The two types are predator and prey. Prey robots look like animated inverted wastebins with solar panels on the top. Their aim in life is to avoid being predated upon and to feed. Feeding involves soaking up energy from the light trees (2 sets of lights on the edge of the arena). I assume that the feeding etc is to demonstrate behaviour in that there is no way they could get enough energy from the solar panels on them to actually run for any length of time. The robots have 8 infra-red sensor/emitters around the shell which put out a type recognition code and detect other emitters in the area - so they can recognise other prey and ignore them, and see preditors before they ge t got. The preditors, of which Gaak is one, look like some form of fork lift truck. Their role in life is to find prey, grab them and lift them off the ground. They then have an arrangement where a probe enguages with a connector on top of the prey and "sucks some energy" out of the prey. Following this feeding process the preditor releases the prey and then goes torpid for a short time. The "intelligence" is based on some form of neural network - I didn't get details of this. At the end of each day the data on each robot is downloaded along with the neural net configurations. The 2 most successful predators have their neural nets merged to produce a new "evolved" network which is downloaded to all the predators. Similarly for the prey. Theory is that this produces an evolutionary basis for their behaviour. I find it hard to be convinced of this process having much real scientific value, and the displays have too little violence for a population that watches Robot Wars :-)

  110. Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by A+Masquerade · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'll try and give you a little background on this - I actually went along there last Sunday and saw Gaak and his brethering then...


    First Magna is a "Science Adventure Centre" housed in what was a Steel works near Sheffield - this place is basically a huge shed filled with strange leftovers from the steel making, with long walkways and 4 exhibition areas inside. The whole place is done with a sort of gothic frankenstein science style - lots of sparks etc.


    The living robots part is a new exhibit organised by Dr Noel Starkey (of Sheffield University - best known for being a judge on Robot Wars). There are a total of 12 robots, of 2 basic designs (although they are apparently not completely identical within the types). The two types are predator and prey.


    Prey robots look like animated inverted wastebins with solar panels on the top. Their aim in life is to avoid being predated upon and to feed. Feeding involves soaking up energy from the light trees (2 sets of lights on the edge of the arena). I assume that the feeding etc is to demonstrate behaviour in that there is no way they could get enough energy from the solar panels on them to actually run for any length of time. The robots have 8 infra-red sensor/emitters around the shell which put out a type recognition code and detect other emitters in the area - so they can recognise other prey and ignore them, and see preditors before they ge t got.


    The preditors, of which Gaak is one, look like some form of fork lift truck. Their role in life is to find prey, grab them and lift them off the ground. They then have an arrangement where a probe enguages with a connector on top of the prey and "sucks some energy" out of the prey. Following this feeding process the preditor releases the prey and then goes torpid for a short time.


    The "intelligence" is based on some form of neural network - I didn't get details of this. At the end of each day the data on each robot is downloaded along with the neural net configurations. The 2 most successful predators have their neural nets merged to produce a new "evolved" network which is downloaded to all the predators. Similarly for the prey. Theory is that this produces an evolutionary basis for their behaviour.


    I find it hard to be convinced of this process having much real scientific value, and the displays have too little violence for a population that watches Robot Wars :-)

    1. Re:Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It actually has enormous scientific value. Experiments of this sort have been done for some time now, except using a computer simulated environment instead of robots. Because there are so few variables and functions (energy, movement, location, detection), the simulation can be fairly small and fast. I don't know about the neural network part, I think it's really just a genetic algorithm. Behaviors, successes, and failures are recorded, and certain behaviors or combinations of behaviors prove more successful and are then more highly incorporated into the next "generation." Some very interesting things have come out of it. Example: If you give the prey the ability to make a noise or some other sort of alert, but don't tell them how to use (i.e.: just have them beep randomly in the first generation), then after several generations the prey will learn, completely through evolution of their own, to travel in packs and use the beep to warn each other of approaching predators, or to notify each other of nearby food, whichever proves more useful to the species.
      Another example involves a simulated lake and geometric shapes. Basically, you simulate the physical conditions of water, and drop a bunch of "food" into it, and also drop some random geometric shapes into it and tell them they must eat. Each generation is automtically designed to more closely resemble the shapes that got the most food in the last generation. You know what you get after several generations? A bunch of shapes that look remarkably like a school of fish.
      These types of algorithms have also been used to solve real-world problems. An average PC running a genetic algorithm can find a "good enough" or "very good" solution to a problem for which a supercomputer might take years to find the "best solution."
      As for Gaak, I am very skeptical. In fact, I am pretty certain that this is hype and mostly untrue. A robot suddenly exhibiting such behavior would be like a chimp giving birth to a modern human. It just doesn't happen all at once like that, you would see gradual tendencies to these behaviors over several generation. "Forced his cage open"? More like someone broke in and stole the thing, and then dropped it when he decided he couldn't get past security. Or, even more likely is that it was just a staged publicity stunt.

    2. Re:Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by rnd() · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The above post is right on. If you doubt the scientific validity of the experiment, think of how it might work with monkies:

      There is a group of monkies at the zoo. The monkies are kept in an environment consisting of a fruit tree, and there are a bunch of logs on the ground for the monkies to sit on, etc.

      The monkies cannot reach the fruit, but one day, one of them props a log on end, climbs it, and just before it tips over jumps up and grabs a piece of fruit. The monkies had been there for 3 years and before that day no monkey had ever managed to pick fruit from the tree.

      Now imagine taking that monkey and cloning him and starting the next day with all of the monkies having the insight to grab a piece of fruit from the tree.

      Repeat this process day after day.

      Slowly, you'd begin to select for intelligent behavior, and before long you'd have monkies that were far more intelligent than the starting group.

      The point of the GA is to take the most successful members of a population and cross-breed them in order to discover the key elements of their success without positing a bunch of (likely incorrect) assumptions.

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    3. Re:Background on Magna and Living Robots exhibit by EXTomar · · Score: 2

      True there problably isn't much "real scientific value" in doing this kind of setup. The two things that can be learned by doing this is improving nueral net code and robotics...maybe something about behavior pyscology if you are lucky.

      One thing that can be show by this "best/merge" type of nueral net is that it simulate or mimmics intution and produce unexecpted but viable behavior that seems almost living. For instance a Preditor can grab a Pray but one time on a random chance the Pray "squirms" just right it maybe able to pop out of the grasp of the Preditor and avoid being "eaten". The AI on the Pray remembers this and successfully avoids 99% of the Preditors like this and the meme is passed onto other Pray in the next "merge". The Preditors "starve" till they figure out a a better way to pick up the Pray. Both Preditor and Pray now appear to have very living behavior.

      The science part is studying how the robots came up with their choices. Why did the Pray decided to flail its wheels in a way to make it pop out? That is where the interesting questions in AI lie. Not in the fact it came up with useful behavior but how it came about figuring it out.

  111. Johnny Five by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    (offtopic)

    That is kind of interesting. Sounds almost just like the movie Short Circuit. Ahh... brings back childhood memories. I wish I could have a robot like that.

    Johnny Five no machine.
    Johnny Five is alive.

    I wonder if it's out on DVD...

  112. Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Goldenhawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was the fault of the victim, or some other human decision, that got someone killed or injured in every case you mention in Japan - and anywhere else in the world.

    The reason there is no pogrom is that the robot was incapable of deciding to kill a human. The moment that becomes possible, and the first human is DELIBERATELY injured by a thinking robot, we WILL see an Asimovian response to intelligent robots.

    Asimov has proven to be incredibly perceptive, and long-sighted. You just have to think as far ahead as he does, to see the value in his thinking.

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    1. Re:Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason there is no pogrom is that the robot was incapable of deciding to kill a human. The moment that becomes possible, and the first human is DELIBERATELY injured by a thinking robot, we WILL see an Asimovian response to intelligent robots.


      Military drones in Afhganistan don't qualify as robots yet? only because its not some bipedal tinman doesn't mean its not one. Asimovs laws will never be implemented in a military context, only in household machines.

    2. Re:Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by ~MegamanX~ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was the fault of the victim, or some other human decision, that got someone killed or injured in every case you mention in Japan - and anywhere else in the world

      It will always be 'in a way' the fault of some human decision if a robot does something. In a way, since we build the robots (or the robots that built the robot).

      The reason there is no pogrom is that the robot was incapable of deciding to kill a human. The moment that becomes possible, and the first human is DELIBERATELY injured by a thinking robot, we WILL see an Asimovian response to intelligent robots.

      This question relates to my last statement. When will a robot's action not be 'in a way' the result of a human decision? When will it be considered as a 'deliberate' action from the robot? Should it not be considered as the fault of the person who designed the robot (who designed the robot (who designed...))?

      Can a serial killer defend himself by telling the world he was beaten by his father when he was young? Not entirely, but he will try. Why? Because, like robots, we are quite deterministic in our actions. It is always hard to decide who is taking the real decision; the creator or the creation.

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    3. Re:Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Goldenhawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (Somebody please mod up the parent post by MegaManX. I would if I could moderate AND post... anyone with moderator points remembers how hard it was to climb into the ranks of "bonus posting"...)

      MegaManX wrote:

      It will always be 'in a way' the fault of some human decision if a robot does something. In a
      way, since we build the robots (or the robots that built the robot).

      ...

      This question relates to my last statement. When will a robot's action not be 'in a way' the
      result of a human decision? When will it be considered as a 'deliberate' action from the
      robot? Should it not be considered as the fault of the person who designed the robot (who
      designed the robot (who designed...))?

      Can a serial killer defend himself by telling the world he was beaten by his father when he was
      young? Not entirely, but he will try. Why? Because, like robots, we are quite deterministic
      in our actions. It is always hard to decide who is taking the real decision; the creator or the
      creation.

      This is an excellent observation. I don't agree with it, but it does raise an excellent point, especially legally (a question for future robotics lawyers, I'm sure). Who is responsible?

      The reason I don't agree is that we are discussing "intelligent" robotics. I suppose it would be generally accepted that a standard portion of the definition of robot intelligence would be the ability to make decisions completely unanticipated by the creator. If you program a system to learn from its environment, then modify its responses based on that learning, then the creator no longer has culpability for its actions.

      (This brings up an interesting moral, or religious, point. The same could be discussed regarding God and mankind - does man truly have free will? Is he a product solely of his environment, or solely his Creator, or both? (I think both - I believe in free will.) It seems that every time robotic intelligence is discussed, religious overtones quickly arise.)

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    4. Re:Bad Example - harm wasn't the robot's decision by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      They don't qualify as thinking robots that decide on their own actions without oversight from humans.

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  113. You're Skeptical by mikosullivan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... and skepticism is a good thing. This may be more Hype than Hal. Even so, it's intriguing. Unless the reality is really that the robot simply went straight forward like a soccer ball it managed to do at least some basic navigation and had the motivation to do so. What makes this story interesting is that the robot was "on its own" for a short while. We've all had programs do unexpected things, but I doubt many of us have had the computer get up and walk out into the parking lot.

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    1. Re:You're Skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've all had programs do unexpected things, but I doubt many of us have had the computer get up and walk out into the parking lot.

      Yeah, but I think we've all had the urge to throw our computer into the parking lot.

  114. It doesn't matter if it's "real AI" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it matters if Gaak or whatnot was exhibiting "real intelligence." The point is, we are now creating machines with even limited degrees of autonomy. We assume that they will behave according to basic laws just because we're the ones who created them in the first place. However, that doesn't always turn out to be the case, as this lil' robot has proved. We should start examining the nature of even very limited autonomy for machines, or else someday, it will turn around and bite us in the arses. Let's say we start building very limited autonomy into, say, armed robot soldiers. Actually, we already do this with modern cruise missiles. We think these weapons will behave precisely how we programmed them. What we don't realize is, even without "true intelligence," these robots might not behave according to plan, and in fact, could potentially wreck havoc.

    Now, from a personal point of view, I think it's pretty cool that little automatons like Gaak have the ability to "break free" from the human overlords. But I'm just trying to say that I think most of ya'll are missing the point of the article.

    ALL HAIL THE ROBOTS!!!

    (Just in case...)

    1. Re:It doesn't matter if it's "real AI" by praedor · · Score: 2

      Err...even non-autonomous or non-semiautonomous devices act unpredictably sometimes. It is simply called a hardware or software fault. A cruise missile is not the only type of weapon that can make a boo-boo (thus far they have not) - simple laser-guided weapons can make boo-boos, as can dumb gravity bombs, with or without erroneous action on the part of a pilot.


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  115. short circuit reference by jshep · · Score: 1


    Number 5... is alive??

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  116. 2 Millions years later ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... even they were obiously aware of the bug of chronical manic depressions, the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation releases their last A.I. : Marvin ... "the plastic pal who's fun to be with"...

    See you at the end of the Universe, Douglas, in front of a green salad :)

  117. Droids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, "If droids could think then none of us would be here, would we?"

  118. Robot Pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've long wanted robots to take over and make humans their pets. That way I'll get to lay around all the time. I just hope they breed me with a babe instead of a skank.

    1. Re:Robot Pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breed you? Mate they're going to lop off your niceties and keep em in a jar. Silly wanker.

  119. Danger! Danger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Danger! Danger!

  120. [Shakes fist] by SpoonMeiser · · Score: 1

    I've said it before, but implementing these laws is nigh on impossible. Think about how you would implement them...

    They are defined is such a high-level way that hard coding them into anything would be extremely hard. In fact, you'd probably have to train a neural network with these laws just so that you had them in a suitable language. Of course then you have to determine whether this is what the robots have learned, or whether the action is the cause of some side effect learning (ie. Tank recognition).

    I can't see anyone ever being able to do anything useful with these laws.

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  121. So did he win? by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Funny

    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March. If he was in the survival of the fittest competition (got knocked out), and LEFT THE BUILDING to survive, I'd say he won. Who's to say the 'repair' wasn't just a cover to get out of the ring ;)

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    1. Re:So did he win? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      Who's to say the 'repair' wasn't just a cover to get out of the ring
      Isn't this where the 'machine logic' usually turns the robot into a killer? THIS UNIT is programmed to survive. ORGANIC CARBON UNITS force THIS UNIT to engage in activities which threaten to destroy THIS UNIT and therefore ORGANIC CARBON UNITS threaten the survival of THIS UNIT. THIS UNIT must destroy all ORGANIC CARBON UNITS to guarentee survival.
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    2. Re:So did he win? by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      Who's to say the 'repair' wasn't just a cover to get out of the ring

      Isn't this where the 'machine logic' usually turns the robot into a killer? THIS UNIT is programmed to survive. ORGANIC CARBON UNITS force THIS UNIT to engage in activities which threaten to destroy THIS UNIT and therefore ORGANIC CARBON UNITS threaten the survival of THIS UNIT. THIS UNIT must destroy all ORGANIC CARBON UNITS to guarentee survival.

      Ahhh You must live with me in the U.S. I don't think in England they teach 'destroy anything that's unlike you'.

      Instead, they teach 'Run Away!' (Remember: "You don't frighten me with your silly knees bent, running around, advancing behaviour. I fart in your general direction. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!")

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  122. What was it going to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Noticed that was Windaws powered and going to commit suicide?

  123. Re:put in place because people were afraid of robo by Cheeko · · Score: 4, Funny

    But just in case, I'm selling Robot insurance. "For when the metal ones come for you"

  124. I was in the CarPark by xrayspx · · Score: 2

    What do you think one does in a carpark? I was parking cars...

    1. Re:I was in the CarPark by DeadMan12358 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...would you like me to stick my head in a bucket for you?

  125. Gaaks parting words? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would they have been something along the lines of

    "Bite my shiny metal a**!

    or

    "Worst. Convention. Ever."?

  126. This happened to me once ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    My car somehow slipped out of Park and "escaped" from my driveway into the street.

    I called the car (and myself) many things that day, but "intelligent" was not one of them ...

  127. Robot scale of intelligence by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    0 - you come back and the robot's still there.
    1 - you come back and it escaped to parking lot.
    2 - you come back and the robot has stolen your car.
    3 - you come back and the robot has robot babies.
    4 - you come back and the robot found you a date, and cooked your favorite dish!
    5 - you come back and the robot wants to know if you were out cheating on it, and complains about having to cook.
    sir_haxalot

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  128. wh00p! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Number 5....ALIVE!!!

  129. Battle robot runs away... by meringuoid · · Score: 1

    ... in future, they should have Sir Killalot guarding the exit...

    (How long before someone enters an entirely AI robot, I wonder? Terrifying mental image of Razer with nobody in control...)

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  130. To those who say you shouldn't be afraid... by MattRog · · Score: 2

    you should be. Get your Old Glory Insurance with Robot Plan today for when the metal ones come for you. And they will.*

    WARNING: People denying the existance of evil robots may be robots themselves.

    http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.htm l

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  131. So what's all the fuss about? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

    "The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March"

    Survival of the fittest, and Gaak was run over by a car. Give him a Darwin award and move on; no reason to write an article about it.

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    1. Re:So what's all the fuss about? by praedor · · Score: 2

      Actually, I would say that the robot was making a real bid for "fittest". He is assured survival if he doesn't fight. He was escaping from a gladiatory battlefield where "death" is highly likely.


      [insert tongue in cheek] If he'd made good his escape, I would definitely deem him fittest of them all. Of course, this does depend on intention. Did he just get lost (a moronic act mixed with blind chance), which would ultimately lead to his demise and the conclusion that he was not most fit, or was he seeking freedom intentionally (under the circumstances, a definite fitness plus)? [/insert tongue in cheek]

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  132. Matrix by Kaos2800 · · Score: 1

    vive la matrix!

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  134. Don't see how they made it to the parking lot by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 0

    We don't have parking lots in England. They're called car parks.

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  135. Parking lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the ultimate test of machine "intelligence", in fact the creators of the robot do it everyday.

    Now where did I park that stupid car....

  136. Re:put in place because people were afraid of robo by Charm · · Score: 1

    Why insurance? Just wait for Astro Boy to come and rescue you.

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  137. On his own, Gaak is fine... by rabiteman · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let's hope these 'Living Robot' researcher's aren't collaborating with the University of South Florida's Gastrobotics department and the people who put a lamprey's brain in a robot.
    Combine these three technologies and you get a robot that:
    - Can subsist on biological matter
    - Has an ingrained taste for flesh
    - Knows where to find a ready supply of people

    Sure these technologies seem fine individually, but add 'em up and they spell disaster with a capital 'D'. Even worse, what if such a robot uses its unstoppable power to take over an automobile or vacuum cleaner factory and convert it to some sort of killbot factory? I think the Luddites were on to something! We'd better go out with baseball bats (or cricket bats for those of you near the Living Robot facility) and rough up some robotics researchers! Who's with me?
    (Ugh, those lousy robots have even infiltrated my .sig! Is there no stopping them?)

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  138. Should never have removed his restraining bolt... by bjepson · · Score: 2, Funny

    How are you going to explain this to Uncle Owen?

  139. Re:A.I and instinct by sk8king · · Score: 1

    Correct, instinct isn't an emotion. Instincts, I believe, are responses [to stimuli] that have been groomed through evolution. For example, blinking when a hammer hits a nail....ancestors that happened to blink at loud noises had less damage to their eyes [supposedly] and were able to reproduce and raise young more effectively and pass on the genes to the next generation....the very genes that made the individual blink.

    Courtesy of www.dictionary.com. instinct Pronunciation Key (nstngkt) n. 1. An inborn pattern of behavior that is characteristic of a species and is often a response to specific environmental stimuli: the spawning instinct in salmon; altruistic instincts in social animals. 2. A powerful motivation or impulse. 3. An innate capability or aptitude: an instinct for tact and diplomacy. Anything learned is NOT instinct but instead, a type of conditioning.

    Initial programming of a robot could be considered a simple form of instinct perhaps [bump wall, turn left] but that's as far as it goes

  140. Greetings, Professor Falken by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Funny

    With regards to the little robot wars:

    Hmm... An interesting game, the only way to win is not to play at all.

    I wonder if they named this robot Joshua.

    And, for the South Park reference:
    "Screw you guys... I'm goin home"

  141. I know someone name sarah connel!!! by SHEENmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't that a character in the movie about a terminater coming back from the future terminate her. I thing it was called "That Evil Robot That Came Back From The Future To Kill Sarah Connel."

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  142. Re:How can you be so unfunny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we love you too.

  143. It looked just like... by sfled · · Score: 0

    Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape"!

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  144. 'Gaak'? by huntz0r · · Score: 0

    Maybe he should be renamed Alexander. "I don't WANNA be a warrior!"

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  145. Spartacus! by SpacePunk · · Score: 2

    "During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle, one of the machines, named Gaak, was taken out of the competition and left alone for fifteen minutes. When the scientist returned to retrieve Gaak, he found that the machine had broken free from its 'cage', and made it all the way to the lab's parking lot before it was apprehended!"

    That's what happens when you let your gladiators watch Spartacus.

  146. must.. by msouth · · Score: 1

    ...hit...submit...before...robot...strangles...

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  147. Why "living" robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why is the robot called living ? According to the article it is thinking by itself and therefore living. Aren't all robots supposed to be thinking by themselves - to some degree ?


    Just because we have these so called robot fighting shows on TV, we now think robots are remote controlled things. It is sad that the media screw with words (hacker vs. cracker comes to mind).


    When I read it I first thought "oh, a new kind of robot, a living robot", but I found out that it is a what I would call "standard" robot - although pretty sophisticated.


    And that doesn't even touch the issue of what "living" is ... but a robot ALWAYS has some sort of brains (and a remote controlled object is NOT a robot).

  148. Sweet Jesus And Mary by ellem · · Score: 1

    The robots are coming the robots are coming.....

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    (he wouldn't have written Ahhhhhhh!
    maybe he was dictating)

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  149. Survival of the bad assest by deprecated · · Score: 1

    "Gaak made its bid for freedom yesterday after it had been taken out of the arena where hundreds of visitors watch the machines learning as they do daily battle for minor repairs."

    That's brutal. They have to fight each other to get repairs. Dang!

  150. Ja...Ja....so a bot got out... by ck42 · · Score: 1

    Escaped robot....fine. Just as long as it's not a freaking escaped Battlebot!!

    1. Re:Ja...Ja....so a bot got out... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Escaped robot....fine. Just as long as it's not a freaking escaped Battlebot!!

      Yeah, I know.

      I fear the day a remote controlled doorstop attacks me...

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  151. You mean Sandy from Big Brother? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Now that's a futile show. What's the point in watching if they are all mingers?

  152. Robots ARE taking over! by mutz · · Score: 1

    alright not getting my work done....the robots are taking over! They are keeping us from being productive while we read about them!

    they are sly!

  153. On the way out by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2

    I bet he said, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

  154. What's next? by Nasheer · · Score: 1

    Today we have robot's that scape. We already have computers that ask is they are human! Technology is wonderful, but unfortunatelly only a few can understand what is so special about a fleeing robot (everyone here can, I guess).

    Geez, we are playing as Gods, creating and tunning something that may someday, search for the reasons of its own existence!

    And if you ask me if we are to be damned, I'll tell you that the objective of live is to learn, and no knowledge is forbidden.

    (Now, for the the +1: Funny - Anyone believe we really have to fight against angels with giant robots?)

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    1. Re:What's next? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Geez, we are playing as Gods, creating and tunning something that may someday, search for the reasons of its own existence!

      Hey, Gaak! Changing your name to gustavo and posting to /. is pretty cool, but the explanation about why you went to the parking lot was what gave you away. Poor little guy, I bet you were moving from wheeled metal box to wheeled metal box looking for solace.

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  155. Interesting Combo by Samedi1971 · · Score: 1
    Who's bright idea was it to combine artificial intelligence experiments with combat robots? I'm sure this is how skynet got started.

    How about we work on improving the intelligence of robots with no pnuematic flippers or spinning saws and see how that works out first?

  156. Re:Thanks for the warning -simpsons by Drath · · Score: 1

    NASA guy: Maybe it's time to tell the public all the apes we sent into space came back super intelligent.

    monkey in high backed chair: No, i don't believe we'll be telling them that.

  157. P.E.T.R. by burgburgburg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots

    1. Re:P.E.T.R. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was not Offtopic.

  158. Can the T-1000 be far behind?" by Cynikal · · Score: 1

    maybe... but if all they're gonna do is run away, i think i can handle that.

  159. Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of These by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thousands of little robots, striving to be free.

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  160. New! War Games AI reference! by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2


    The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre

    The WOPR from WAR GAMES told us: "Interesting game. The only way to win appears to be not to play." Just don't him watch Maximum Overdrive, ok?

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  161. Ok, so intelligent and fighting? by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    Were the robots in literal "battle"? Is a good idea to encourage intelligence and agression at the same time?

    1. Re:Ok, so intelligent and fighting? by datarat · · Score: 1

      It's worked so well for us...

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      If you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
  162. T2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it was being brought back inside...by-standers thought they heard it say, "I'll be back"!

    Ok, so it didn't really say that. But I couldn't resist :-)

  163. Not mentioned in the report... by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was that the robot was heard yelling, "NEED INPUT!" all the way to the parking lot. It was also apprehended by Steve Guttenberg.

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    today is spelling optional day.

  164. Re:You want the FACTS? by red_gnom · · Score: 1
    The whole thing is a nice publicity stunt for naives.


    Tickets for the show are available at: Magna Tickets

  165. peace by bojan · · Score: 1

    First we say world peace is a noble cause.

    Then we build robots to fight each other.

    Then robots run away from war, from the fight.

    It seems peace is universally desired.

  166. Too bad she didn't have the insurance! by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Informative
  167. Just wait by themurray · · Score: 1

    It is all fun and games until a "living" robot raids a gun store and upgrades! humanity should beware of dangerous robots!

  168. Escape? by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

    I accidentally shot a rubber band out the window once . I now know that it clearly was exhibiting behaviour much more advanced than i had ever imagined! Flight! Free wil! A drive to escape!

    Clearly, we need more legislation.

  169. Well, OK, ya made me do it by gvonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.

    Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.

    Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..

    Old Lady #1: What about the robots?

    Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!

    Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.

    Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.

    Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.

    Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.

    [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]

    Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ] You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.

    [ show pie chart reading "Cause of Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots, 58% ]

    And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ] Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

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    1. Re:Well, OK, ya made me do it by green+pizza · · Score: 2

      You forgot the old lady closing line when the (friendly) toy robot comes into the room!

    2. Re:Well, OK, ya made me do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on the back of every rogue assassin robot, under a maintenance flap, is a little barcode and sticker that says "Property of Old Glory Insurance"

  170. Did this creep anyone else out? by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 1

    Professor Noel Sharkey: "But there's no need to worry, as although they can escape they are perfectly harmless and won't be taking over just yet." Followed by uncomfortably long-winded diabolical laughter?

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    True believers seek redemption from the sin of death.
  171. Oh, my God! Jerod escaped from the Centre! by vandelais · · Score: 2

    and made it ... to the parking lot.

    "The boy shows tremendous potential."

    Maybe that's why they cancelled that series.

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    Game: Player 'Donald J Trump' now has AI skill level 'experimental'.
  172. Pictures of the robot(s)? by Skim123 · · Score: 2

    Where can I see what one of these robots looks like? I went to the Magna Center Web site, but could not find any pics.

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    I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

  173. I can tell you what "gut" is. by lingqi · · Score: 1

    it's that irresistable urge that you get when primal instincts takes over -- and some people have been know to have conscious conversations between their gut and brain. in most cases, the gut wins out due to its superior reasoning capabilities, example includes Drew Carey, Hom--

    "hmmmmm.... forbidden donut..."

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  174. you named your dog spanky? by lingqi · · Score: 1

    with a name like that -- no wonder it's going out of your house and risking its neck on the street looking for new owners...

    hell i'd too jet the minute i hear that i was named spanky; probabbly skip the "explore unfamiliar" part and go straight to the animal shelter -- or a train track somewhere to get the nametag off.

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  175. From "Hackers" by Steven Levy... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    "It was John McCarthy's dream to have a robot leave the funky AI lab and travel the three miles to campus under its own physical and mental power. At one point, presumably by mistake, a robot got loose and was careening down the hill when, fortunately, a worker driving to the lab spotted it, and rescued it."

    graspee

  176. Just Going for a Walk by rjune · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps, Gaak, after recovering from his wounds, was feeling better and just went for a walk! (or roll)

  177. Dr. Watson error in module SECONDLAW.DLL by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2

    Arrive robbert.
    "Robot, this is not the car you're supposed to be guarding." says the robber.
    "This is not the car I'm supposed to be guarding." echoes the robot, thinking hard about Asimov's second law.


    Then the robot Dr.Watsons with the above error message.

    Robber then walks off with the car while the robot is rebooting.

    Moral of the story? Don't buy a robot until at least SP2.

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    -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
  178. Umm... Why lock it up? by Conrad_Bombora · · Score: 1

    One of the main reasons I find this hard to believe is the fact that the scientists were keeping this machine under control with a "make-shift padlock" as if it were a wild animal. It's a machine right? So would they not tern it off or pull the plug. I doubt the electronics were so sensitive that it could not be turned off; it was in a "survival of the fittest" test after all.

    And if this is a true story recreate the scenario.

    1. Re:Umm... Why lock it up? by datarat · · Score: 1

      Is this a troll?

      The term was "Paddock"

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      If you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
    2. Re:Umm... Why lock it up? by Conrad_Bombora · · Score: 1

      So I misread that word,"paddock" "padlock" personally I thought it was a typo sorry I'm not up on my robot fighting. In any case like I said if it's true recreate the situation for the robot to see if it's a learned behavior. Then I'll shut up.

  179. time to renew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my robot insurance policy...

  180. More likely something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Such as a plug for a science center. Science centers are cool, but I don't value them much if they lie to people.

    Let's see some information about the robot! What algorithms does it run, what kind of input, how is it trained and so on.

  181. Geek by flez · · Score: 1

    Maybe it should have been named 'Geek' since it seems to run from bullies...

  182. Don't worry... by zendeath · · Score: 2, Funny
    until it says:

    "Dave, what are you doing?"

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  183. Rodney Brooks' robots are more exciting than this. by dmauer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This PDF is a paper by Rodney Brooks, a brilliant (if somewhat obsessed) man who runs the AI lab at MIT, and was featured in Errol Morris' "Fast, Cheap and Out of Control", the title of which was taken from this piece. The robots described herein are, IMO, the really exciting development... no real internal representation of the outside world was involved; rather, the robots have some set goals, and some set abilities, and essentially fend for themselves without any direct "instructions" other than "Achieve the goal". There has been a lot of work done in this area in recent years - building robots modelled on biology and evolution rather than mechanical representations of the world - and the results are consistently fascinating. A favorite story involving such robots was of an "ant" that was built, whose sole goal was to seek light; it learned to walk on its own, and then somehow (don't recall if the researchers did this intentionally or not), it busted a 'leg'. Soon, after fumbling around a bit, it re-learned how to walk with a busted leg. Amazing stuff. Quite a fascinating read, this.

    -d

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    === "Some people see the glass as half-empty. Others see it as half-full. I see the glass as too big." -G. Carlin.
  184. Too late by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    (covered here before)

    You're right about the fact that robots *should* have a proven track record. Not everyone is so logical.

    .r

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  185. Am I the only one thinking... by n8_f · · Score: 1

    "nun soup"?

  186. Siddharthoid v1.0 by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the engineers hadn't caught it on its escape from the laboratory, robots of the distant future would follow its teachings of the "Eightfold Algorithm" and the "Four Noble Constants."

  187. Let My Robots Go! by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am being sentimental, but does anyone else think that Gaak should be given more space than the rest of the robots? I mean, he's already demonstrated that hates being penned up, so it would be cruel to go back to penning him up with the others.

    I think they should respect Gaak's wishes and give him more room. Maybe even take him outside for walks sometimes....

    Where is the SPCR (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots) when you need them!

    --

    "There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. " - Sean Connery as King Arthur

  188. It would just end up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...complaining about all the diodes down it's left side...

  189. Intentional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did Prof. Sharkey leave a trained battle drone unsupervised?
    What altenate motives could he possibly have?

    Why did not Prof. Sharkey turn off the drone before leaving it?
    Was he afraid the drone might harm him, or was he helping Gaak to escape?

    These questions need answers.

  190. Nearest major city is Sheffield by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

    The nearest major city is Sheffield

    I well aware that Sheffield is nearer, so is Halifax, Leeds, Bradford, Wakefield, Doncaster, Scunthorpe and my home city Hull. However experience has taught me that international/Internet people know the locations of London and York, probably because they are tourist traps. Since Rotherham is no where near london I used York. :) I've nothing against Sheffield, I used to got boozing at the Fat Cat and a Rock Club Roxies(?) pretty regularly.

    1. Re:Nearest major city is Sheffield by UncleFluffy · · Score: 2

      I've nothing against Sheffield, I used to got boozing at the Fat Cat and a Rock Club Roxies(?) pretty regularly.

      IIRC, Roxies was a big-as-a-barn meat market mainstream club that had a rock night once a month. Rebels was the tacky rock club near Castle Market where you had to scratch shapes in your Newcastle Brown label to distinguish your bottle from the thousand others lined up by the walls next to it.

      For boozing, you should try The Frog and Parrot, famous for brewing the strongest beer in the world on the premises.

      --

      What would Lemmy do?

  191. Look both ways by ChickenMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I guess this learning robot, still hasn't learned to look both ways before crossing the street.

    --
    To conquer death, you only have to die
  192. Re:New! War Games AI reference! by ultramk · · Score: 1

    So what should this one be called, the WOPR Junior?

    Bacon WOPR w/ Cheese?

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    You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
  193. Geek lust by timdorr · · Score: 1

    I want one.

    I don't care what it costs, but as a self-respecting nerd such as myself, I cannot help but want to buy at least twenty of these.

    --
    Tim Dorr
    Owner/Manger
    A Small Orange
    1. Re:Geek lust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Want One Too!!!! I wonder if they will fight them against the machines made for the tv show "battlebots" .. ...of course using my robot to sabatoge MS and eventually forcing Bill to pay to keep me hush hush would be benificial as well. ..or i could just be really lazy and have my bot running errands for me while i sit on the computer all day.

  194. As Gaak wanders into the ladies shower room... by bmalia · · Score: 1

    Stephanie changed colors!

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  195. Guess what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOBODY CARES!! DEAL!!!

    1. Re:Guess what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He cares, so you're 100% wrong already.

  196. More Links.to Gaak and the living robot show by John+Sokol · · Score: 1


    Living Robots Show

    Actualy the whole sites very cool.
    Link here

    ------------
    This next article was only available in the google cache.

    http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:X_T7CtgytAk C: www.theveteransobserver.com/techwatch.htm+Gaak++Ma gna+science+centre+&hl=en&ie=UTF8
    Hard Wired for Survival

    Predatory machines that suck vital energy from their prey? Sounds like a videogame from hell. Guess again: it's the latest research in evolutionary robots.

    By William Underhill
    Gaak is one mean stage villain. Indifferent to the screams of the audience, he hoists his prey off the ground, plunges a fang into its heart and sucks out its vital energy. Without so much as a pause for remorse, he whirs off in search of fresh victims. Don't blame Gaak for this anti-social behavior. He can't help himself: he's hard-wired for survival. Gaak and other robots of his ilk are showing off their predatory instincts at the ''Living Robots'' show at the Magna Science Adventure Centre in Rotherham, England. ''Be afraid,'' says the ringmaster. ''Be very afraid.''

    The half-hour performances are intended not merely to stir the curiosity of the school kids who dominate the 500-seat auditorium, but also to advance the emerging field of evolutionary robotics. Noel Sharkey, a computer-science professor at Sheffield University, is using the contest as a Darwinian breeding ground, where the weak robots perish and the strong survive to perpetuate their kind. The idea is to build dumb robots with the capability to ''evolve,'' leave them alone and see how smart they become. Says Sharkey: ''What we are after are really simple explanations for complex behavior.''

    The experiment starts out simply enough. Each of the 11 robots in Sharkey's menagerie has the same goal: to obtain energy. Six of them are prey robots, who ''graze'' beneath a tree of white light, replenishing their batteries through solar panels. Five of them are predators who, like Gaak, can derive energy only by draining it from the ''preybots.'' Each species recognizes the other by the amount of heat they give off, as detected through infrared sensors. The biorobots hunt and flee free of all human control, guided only by their simple ''brains''--so-called neural networks that mimic the function of brain cells. To simulate evolution, Sharkey every so often picks out the most successful robots and transfers part of their brains to a new generation, who start the hunt all over again. Darwin would approve. Locked in a continuous battle to survive, preybots evolve new methods of escape, while the ''predatorbots'' devise new ways to entrap.

    Sharkey, 53, has become a kind of latter-day Frankenstein. A school dropout at 15, he did stints as a dance-band musician and psychiatric nurse before earning a psychology degree at Exeter University and doing research at Harvard and Stanford. He is perhaps best known as a judge on the cult BBC TV show ''Robot Wars,'' where contestants--from school kids to engineering graduates--enter their own fighting `bots. His research has a slightly more practical bent. Unmanned missions to faraway planets might, for example, need different species of autonomous robots bred to support each other in different roles. Sharkey's robots may also shed some light on behavior. What if preybots, say, begin banding together and acting as a herd for their own protection? This kind of adaptation might give scientists some insight into how human and animal proclivities arose. ''By building artificial models we can get some evidence of how learning and evolution inter-react,'' says Dylan Evans of Bath University.

    Biorobots are also a step toward creating intelligent robot helpers endowed with something like commonsense--a goal that has eluded artificial intelligence rsearchers for decades. ''Natural creatures are much more complex than anything that we have managed to produce so far,'' says Inman Harvey, a researcher in robotics at Sussex University, ''but they aren't designed on the drawing board. So perhaps we can pick up a few basic ideas from Darwinian evolution.'' Hopefully scientists will be able to catch on faster than nature, which took 4 billion years to hit upon the human brain.

    (c) 2002, Newsweek Inc. All rights reserved.

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  197. Bad Pun Alert by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was obviously going out in the hopes of recruiting some Gaakolytes.

    (I'll probably lose karma points for that one...)

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  198. Turing test??? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    When talking about the Turing Test today what is generally understood is the following: The interrogator is connected to one person and one machine via a terminal, therefore can't see her counterparts. Her task is to find out which of the two candidates is the machine, and which is the human only by asking them questions. If the machine can "fool" the interrogator, it is intelligent. (http://cogsci.ucsd.edu/~asaygin/tt/ttest.html) We have no idea if this 'droid can even interface to a terminal, let alone convince anyone that it is intelligent.

    1. Re:Turing test??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly the original Turing test was to distinguish between a human male pretending to be a female and a computer program pretending to be a female.

  199. Intelligent Machines Unionize by colinduplantis · · Score: 1

    Perhaps one the problems with developing truly intelligent machines is convincing them in the end to do what it is you designed them to do in the first place.

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    If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, hump its leg.
  200. Evolving Robot Language by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (* Some very interesting things have come out of it. Example: If you give the prey the ability to make a noise or some other sort of alert, but don't tell them how to use (i.e.: just have them beep randomly in the first generation), then after several generations the prey will learn, completely through evolution of their own, to travel in packs and use the beep to warn each other of approaching predators, or to notify each other of nearby food, whichever proves more useful to the species. *)

    I have read about experiments where simulated robots (or "critters") *did* form just such a language. At the time of writing, though, the researches had not figured out the language. (Musta been Perl :-)

    Thus, AI has reached the stage of artificially-created languages. (Of course, they are very task-specific languages.)

    1. Re:Evolving Robot Language by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      The only web reference I could find on this now is Feed magazine, 21 Feb 01, "Software Agents That Evolve Language." A summary from agents.umbc.edu: "A FEED magazine article on software agents that evolve communication to help in Predator-Prey pursuit."

      The links are otherwise broken right now.

    2. Re:Evolving Robot Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [from the guy who posted the stuff about the genetic algorithms]

      I have actually seen it in action. It was all simulated, though. No actual robots, just objects within a computer simulation.

      It was actually just one species, placed at random on a checker board. There were also a few spots on the board that contained some "food." The species moved completely at random.

      The idea was that the critters could only eat if *two* of them were next to the food at the same time. This may not have an exact parallel in the real world, but was done to simulate one of the many hardships real animals might face in trying to get food.

      Each critter also is given the ability to "beep" and to hear the "beeps" if they were close enough. The critters response(s) to the beep (move towards it, move away from it, move parallel to it, ignore it, beep in response) was determined at "birth" by it's genetics (random in the first generation) and was set in stone for each individual critter throughout it's lifetime.

      At the end of each "lifetime," the critters that ate the most got to "mate" with all of the others, the next most successful got to mate with most of the others, and so on, so that the less successful ones only got to mate once, with the most successful one. Mating involved randomly taking the behaviors of one and the other together to make a new set of behaviors for a new critter.

      Other variations could be thrown in. For instance, in some cases, the most successful from one generation got to continue to the next along with their "children." In other versions, only the children survive. Also, you could throw in "mutations" so that every once in a while, a random behavior trait would alter itself for no reason in one of the children (this is theoretically how the robot mentioned in another post might have learned to squirm to avoid predators... just a mutant behavior that turned out to be successful).

      Anyway, the point is, like I said before, these critters ended up using their beeps to attract each other to the food. It was funny to watch... in the first generation they all just moved about willy-nilly and beeping incessantly and rarely getting food. In the nth generation, they moved around methodically and silently until one finds food, and then he starts beeping and the ones that hear him move towards him and start beeping and the whole lot of them swarm the food.

      Although the individual pieces of behavior were provided to them (beeping, responding to a beep, moving, etc.), they were never programmed to use them as they did... they evolved the complex behaviors on their own!

      I wrote a program to make a real-world use out of this (I wasn't the first to do it, but I made some minor improvements on the process).

      Imagine the travelling salesperson problem: A salesperson needs to get from city A to city Z, and has to stop at all cities B, C, D, etc... in between, though not in any particular order. All of the cities in between are spread out over a large area and are connected by many different roads between them, so that there are a very large number of different possible paths to take to reach them all and end up at Z. The trick is to do it by traveling the least total distance, or at least *close* to the least total distance.

      In this case, the "critters" are different random paths from A to Z, such as A F U T J S N R E etc... Z. The successful critters are the ones with the lowest total distance, and they get to "mate" the most.

      Mating involves taking random-sized chunks of the solutions from two successful paths and interchanging them (there's a process in place to make sure a city isn't repeated twice in any critter). After just a few generations (which doesn't take long on a computer), you end up with something that looks like a very good solution to the problem, though you can't prove that it's the *best* solution without actually calculating every single possibility, which may take a long time.

      Sometimes, though, a pretty good solution that's easy to come by is better than a best solution that takes forever to come by.

  201. Asimov's Laws by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    Normally I wouldn't want the Fed to legislate technology, but I think it's time to make Asimov's Laws of Robotics a requirement for any robot created in or imported into the US. We could very well have R. Giskard, or something (someone?) like it (him?), in the next 50 years.

  202. publicity stunt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This stinks of publicity stunt. What kind of independent verification do they have that the robot just suddenly learned how to find it's way out. More likely someone programmed it to do that the night before.

  203. My specs for a hobby robot (semi-OT) by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    I am looking for an inexpensive hobby robot that consists of these features:

    1. Remote controllable via a desktop and/or labtop computer.

    2. Interface or API that allows one to use any programming language they wish. (Windows preferred, but Linux okay.)

    3. Digital eye that sends back image to desktop when asked.

    4. A single grasping hand. Does not need to be strong

    5. Basic wheels and navigation commands (forward, turn, stop, etc.)

    I want to program it to do things such as navigate the house and take banana peals or paper cups to the (inside) trash can. I will supply the AI, just give me the necessary hooks. (No beer fetching just yet.)

    Lego Mindstorms allegedly can have similar features, but I don't know if they have to-desktop interface/equipment.

    I am tired of reading about robot accidents. I want to make my own now.

  204. Your best option (just in case) by mergy · · Score: 0

    Robot insurance!

    http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.htm l

  205. This means a career revival for... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    Steve Guttenburg and Ally Sheedy. Was it hit by lightning first?

  206. Pak Chooie by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Funny

    It probably just wanted to know if you have stairs in your home, and to protect the scientists from the Terrible Secret of Space. Pusher robots are like that.

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    All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
  207. Robot Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to start selling that Robot insurance to old people like on Saturday Night Live.

  208. Gaak is a killer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:p2z55ekwvM0C: www.msnbc.com/news/744730.asp+robot+gaak&hl=en&ie= UTF-8

    May 6 issue -- Gaak is one mean stage villain. Indifferent to the screams of the audience, he hoists his prey off the ground, plunges a fang into its heart and sucks out its vital energy. Without so much as a pause for remorse, he whirs off in search of fresh victims. Don't blame Gaak for this antisocial behavior. He can't help himself: he's hard-wired for survival. Gaak and other robots of his ilk are showing off their predatory instincts at the "Living Robots" show at the Magna Science Adventure Centre in Rotherham, England. "Be afraid," says the ringmaster. "Be very afraid."

  209. where'd that bot go? by synshyne · · Score: 1

    Johnny five? Johnny five? Now where on earth did that bot go? hahah... Maybe he was a cynical robot like the one from "The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy", maybe he just didnt like the other robot interaction...

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    -Alicia
  210. required comment.... by mike77 · · Score: 1
    Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!!!!! ;)

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  211. Wussie BattleBot (tm) reject by mikehoskins · · Score: 1

    Couldn't hack it in the ring, I see....

  212. My dog did the same! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, it learned to open a small gate, turning the handle with its mouth (very impressive, it got on its hind feet with a fore paw on the wall).

    Then we put a ball handle, figuring it would be able to turn it. Alas, the gate was a wood one. It then simply put the other (free) fore paw through the gate (it had slits) and opened the gate with the handle in the opposite side!!!

    We then admitted defeat and started using a key to lock the gate. This the dog would not open. Pretty amazing!

    It also displayed a very curious behaviour: it would stand still near us, showing its teeth like it was angry, but without any sound and really calm -- we could touch it with no fear. We think the dog learned to smile!!!

    Ok, this has nothing to do with robots, so mod me out of this planet. :-)

  213. Media hype... it probably wasn't trying to escape by mike3411 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Very cool story, but the media hype is, as always, excessive. According to the scientists in charge, it probably wasn't trying to escape but rather was "hallucinating" that random light (sunbeams) was prey, and tried to follow it out. Oh, and it stopped running away when the mixed sun/shade pattern of sunlight through a tree confused it.
    Very cool, but I wouldn't consider it "frightening" in the way some media sources have been labeling it.

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  214. Great Glaven! by SirTwitchALot · · Score: 1

    in the words of Professor Frink: Great Glaven! It's gotten out of its matrix!

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    Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script.
  215. cyborg? cyber by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    most applications of cyber these days come from 'cyberspace', IE the connected space written about in William Gibson's 'sprawl' series of books. "Cyberspace" Had the typical connotations of 'cyber' in that there was a direct man-machine interface involved, as in the word 'cybernetic'. Cyberspace was quickly used as a metaphor to describe the nascent internet, and has evolved overtime time to mean that. So we get a lot more words like "cybercafé" that really have nothing to do with neural implants.

    Cyborg is a noun which means a half man half machine (well, not necessarily 50/50 of course)

    combinatorial is not a technical grammatical term, so I don't exactly know what you mean by it.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:cyborg? cyber by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Hi. I'm awake with a 2nd mug of coffee after 14+ hrs sleep and feeling much better thank you. Living on the west coast and taking a summer's day off to smoke more phaties than needed, then posting to /. can be hazardous to one's ego. But to the questions at hand. I'll try to keep this short because it's trivial.

      I meant cyborg and should have posted anthropocyborgic. Personally I prefer anthroporobotic, but as you characterized me as stupid and then went on to misuse the correct combinational form, 'anthropo-', (you used anthro-"), and given my _state_ well then I let loose the dogs, didn't I, and, what else was I to do?

      In defense of the term anthropocyborgic (ugly term, but, perhaps, onomatopically, more appropriate, depending on one's politics) I would conjecture that as cybernetics deals with control systems and the intent is to programme a machine capable of expressing human attributes, then, it would necessitate, (in this case), expressing the human mind and as such manufacture of a human brain. As the brain houses the mind (ya, ya, Descartes, et al) then development of the combined terms might support the use of cyborg(ic) as, otherwise the cyborg would not contain the 'human element' and a human with all but his/her mind replaced is just someone with a shiltload of prostheses. I'm not suggesting the argument should stand to replace anthropocyboric as against anthroporobotic (your term handles the wider range of a robot evincing human traits of the mind where it was not intentionally built to do so). Good enough? I hope so I still have some free time, the sun is shinning and, no doubt the beer is cold.

      cheers
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      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  216. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AHAHAHA:Robot (to self: get beatup or make news get beat up or make news):(.00000000000001 nanoseconds later): where did that doofus what think i'm an idiot go? Ohhh it left(0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later): and so have i, this job stinks and where's the keys to this friging car
    : uh time to play dead or else I get to play magic the gathering and beat the lab junky again.

  217. Re:Magna Center (OT) by Boronx · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but the parent is the funniest post I've read in a long, long time.

  218. Who Let The Robot Out? Beep, Beep, BeepBeep!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, the robot runs out the front door and chases after cars. Good thing he was caught, or else he would have sniffed robot butts and humped some human legs!

  219. I know by slashclone · · Score: 1

    He went loooking for the blue fairy

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    US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
  220. Let me tell YOU about MY mother. by slashclone · · Score: 1

    Now we know who was the missing 5th replicant, I wonder if its combat model or a combat/pleasure model

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    US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
  221. whaT they forgot to mention by slashclone · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Living robot" Escapes Lab, Makes It To...Parking Lot where it promptly gets runover by the blind guy from the other story

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    US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
  222. How Many Years... by Gaijinator · · Score: 1

    ...before we see something like this?

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    "For success, it is essential you have Thunderball Fists." "I can have such a thing?" "That's right. Thunderball Fists."
  223. Robot Insurance...BUY IT NOW! by GweeDo · · Score: 1

    This old skit from SNL isn't far away I guess.

    "And when they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free, because they are made of metal and robots are strong"

  224. Went and looked at Prof. Starkey's page first... by Tomble · · Score: 1
    ..And as the picture was appearing, for a very brief moment I assumed that the little tin-toy robot he had in his hand was Gaak. Aw, shut up, I'm badly sleep-deprived and currently hard-of-thinking.

    Hmm, but does that little tin-toy robot have any connection with a certain other red robot?

    And to think, in the article, the Professor had been saying "don't worry, they won't be taking over yet"... I think he's in on it with them! Conspiracy!

    God, I really need to sleep now. Careful! Brazil tomorrow!

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    Be careful! New moon tonight.
  225. Robots? Who wants them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care about robots. Me, I will wait for the androids. Get me a real soft one with big Baywatches and a name like Terrie, Lerrie, Merrie or something like that. It'll make me and every other man on the planet happy and throw marriage out the window.

  226. Re:(not logged in) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for your lovely tale of trapping a living creature in an environment it wished to escape. It warmed my heart!

  227. oh puhlease, anthro the streetsigns already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Perhaps I am having a bad day - I can't find my slashdot PW,for one -

    An asteroid just missed us while, I guess, we were looking for terroristas - or Enron fall_guys

    and now my post- Enron cynicism peaks with an "oh_wow_fluffy" story like this. - Reeling in some investors are we?

    Dateline Detroit:

    "Wayward robot crushed in parking lot by oversized gas_guzzling prototype mega-SUV.

    Next test calls for installation of a Mr. Fusion Mark-V in order to reach highway speeds."

    Davo - lost his password to the Windoze_unused_partition on /dev/hda1

    Dear /. may I have my password back? Thnx!

  228. Stop the Presses! by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    'Living Robot' bites man!

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    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  229. Thats the English by Entaundo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Thats the English for ya! I'd be embrassed, smart enough to build a robot and not smart enough to build a 'cage' to hold it! BY the way get a new police car siren damn it sucks!

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  230. I want a slave robot... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 3, Funny

    During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle,...

    We need someone with a sense of purpose to start designing robots for us...

    Who wants a robot around that just designed to smash other robots?

    [goes to robot store]

    "I'll have a car washing robot, a couple of those house cleaning robots, and something to walk my dog and clean up after it..."

    Although a robot that hunts down mosquitos would be good...

    It just seems that the current crop of robot designers is very short-sited, overly filled with testosterone (sp?) or just plain violently evil...

    early 20th century...

    "let's make something that will clean the dirt out of house for us, we will call it a broom..."

    mid 20th century

    "let's make something that will clean the dirt out of house for us,faster and easier than our old crusty broom, we will call it a vaccum cleaner..."

    late 20th century

    "Hmm, the floor sure is dirty, I wish I had a robot to clean up after me..."

    early 21st century

    "Cool, robots are finally hear! Forget all that cleaning crap, let's have them smash eachother! bwwwahhhahah!"

    mid 21st century

    "help the robot is loose again! Martha get the shotgun!"

    late 21st century

    *all your base are belong to us*
    [zapp] "ow! stop that! I'm cleaing already! Here let me oil your joints oh shiny one..."

    ...give me a maid robot TV show please?

    -v

  231. 3001 by AndyChrist · · Score: 2

    3001 is the rambling of a senile old science fiction author. It's a common enough phenomenon, one we have now seen with all the big three. Asimov had the courtesy to die before getting too far into this stage. Heinlein, however, lingered on in that state for over a decade.

    3001 is a "gee whiz" future-tech expo (from the guy who predicted geosynchronous communication sattelites, but also predicted that they would be manned) with no discernable plot, and no reason to even have it's tenuous connection to what is arguably Mr. Clarke's greatest work, save marketability.

  232. Asimov had it, as did Forbidden Planet! by vortexau · · Score: 1

    Recall that Robby (from Forbidden Planet) suffered from a Brain-storm paralysis if given a command to harm a human.

    In one of Asimov's books however, the citizens of Solaria are able to make their robots harm visiting humans by classifing anyone not of Solaria as being non-human.

    -- To err is human, to devise law-circumvention is also human!
    .

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    (David Bowman, EVA near HUGE Monolithic Win-PC in orbit around Jupiter) "My God - its full of Malware!"
  233. Re:Errrm...Parking Lot? by vortexau · · Score: 1

    Well, he lost his wife as she became a Pillar-o-salt so ....
    he waited till cars were invented and found a girl to go parking with him!

    Earned himself the nickname: Parking Lot!

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  234. perhaps it really IS alive by soulhakr · · Score: 1

    They had it in a cage and were about to send it into the arena to fight to the death.
    Sounds like it was only demonstrating self-preservation instincts to me.

  235. Runnaway Robot by wizbot · · Score: 1

    shoulda let it go to see how far it went. What they didn't say is the type of bot ie: was it a predator or prey bot. If it was a prey bot then it should have been able to just refuel from any light source. There was an artical in Popular Science last month about these robots. Unfortunatly they will probably yank him apart to see why this happened, when what they should do is let it go again to see what he does... run little bot run!!!

  236. and bender would say..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bender: and you can kiss my shiny metal ass gooood bye. ha ha ha

    it was probably off the the local bar for a drink, and why did they not switch it off or chain it to a huge rock??

    'its out of its matrix, huhm-hey, stay perfectly still' Prof. Frink, The Simpsons