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  1. Re:It's a start on Sony Prototype Sends Electricity Through the Air · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know, if they could make it out to 1000 barleycorns or even several rods, i'd buy a hogshead of them next fortnight.

  2. Re:video source? on Sony Prototype Sends Electricity Through the Air · · Score: 3, Insightful
  3. Re:Yo dawg... on NASA Wants Your Ambitious High-Tech Contest Ideas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yo dawg, Imma let you finish, but Apollo had the best mission of all time.

  4. bipolar-fueled compulsive lying ? on The Informant Is Back At Work · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Huh, I'm quite bipolar and hate liars. Would kill them if I could.

  5. i miss the good old days on G20 Protesters Blasted By "Sound Cannon" · · Score: 2, Funny

    when a bunch of large irish cops with handlebar moustaches and silly hats would just beat the crap out of everyone with their billy clubs.

  6. Re:Optical Computing on Using the Sea To Cool Your Data Center · · Score: 1

    They should be more involved in getting nuclear fusion on the table. That more than any other tech will have a profound effect on energy requirements. And given some of the latest R&D, the tech is getting very close to reality.

  7. I don't get it on FCC To Propose Net Neutrality Rules · · Score: 1

    If you don't like the internet, just go build your own military-industrial complex funded by a cold-war arms race culminating decades later in many scientific advances including high speed communications technology.

  8. Re:So.. what is the efficiency of this motor? on Blueprint For a Quantum Electric Motor · · Score: 5, Funny

    only in Boston.

  9. when the entire electrical grid gets smart? on IPv6 Adoption Will Grow With Smart Grid Adoption, Hopes Cisco · · Score: 1

    We can just assign each electron it's own IPv6 address.

    I call I don't have to work on the routing tables...

  10. Re:huh on Feds Ask IT Execs To Throw Away Cellphones After Visiting China · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but only the 1's contain data. The 0's are empty.

  11. huh on Feds Ask IT Execs To Throw Away Cellphones After Visiting China · · Score: 4, Funny

    how much does data weigh? I'm sure the 1's are heavier than the 0's....

  12. and the second calmest place on earth on Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth · · Score: 1

    my bedroom =(

  13. wrong on Is "Good Enough" the Future of Technology? · · Score: 2, Informative

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots.

  14. well I'm sure it varies from game to game on Why Is It So Difficult To Allow Cross-Platform Play? · · Score: 5, Funny

    but I do know that the keyboard+mouse guys would _destroy_ the gamepad people in any sort of FPS.

    also emacs is better than vi.

  15. so, uh, on WPA Encryption Cracked In 60 Seconds · · Score: 1

    where can I procure this to give it a test drive myself?

  16. dammit on New Logitech Dark Field Mice Operate On Glass · · Score: 2, Funny

    I _knew_ I shouldn't have gotten that desk made out of 3mm glass.

  17. Re:Usage stats are irrelevant (100% is standard) on Xbox 360 Failure Rate Is 54.2% · · Score: 1

    I pulled a c64 from being underwater in algae-filled water for several years, dried it out, fired it up and it worked fine.

    I'm not sure where it is now, but I bet it works.

    (it was in a garbage bag in a box in a shed with a leaky roof. bag filled up. it was there for a _long_ time.)

  18. Re:Reason on Fatal Explosion At Russian Hydroelectric Dam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt the explanation is so simple.... there's probably more than meets the eye.

  19. no alternatives?!?!?!??!?!?!? on XP Users Are Willing To Give Windows 7 a Chance · · Score: 1

    linux? osx? debian? solaris? gentoo? GLaDOS?

  20. This is horrible on Three Indicted In Huge Identity/Data Breach · · Score: 0

    People really must start paying more attention to user inputs';drop table users;--

  21. possibly more simple explanation on A Planet That Orbits Its Star the Wrong Way · · Score: 1

    Couldn't it be a rogue planet that was captured into orbit due to it coming in at that direction?

    I can't imagine something impacting a planet and making it reverse direction without turning it into dust. And I can't imagine the odds of something near-missing precisely right to cause a complete reversal in direction. I would think a rogue planet-like object getting captured traveling the opposite direction would be far more likely.

    I know planets will can get kicked off their orbits from an impact and be launched out into the great emptiness, I recall reading a slashdot article on that many many moons ago....

    Also, given the fact that we found this situation - considering the percentage of planets we have observed versus the amount of planets out there (which would be an extremely small percent), I would think it's likely that this is not an uncommon occurance.

    (I am not a professional in anything other than database programming, but I do read up on astrophysics stuff for fun cause it's interesting. I'm sure I'm wrong in 87 different ways, feel free to let me know =)

  22. why isnt this story tagged on Shaw Cable Again Blocks Firewire On Canadian Set-Top Boxes · · Score: 5, Funny

    evilbit?

  23. Re:4chan on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: 1

    oh there's worse than 4chan.

    don't make me show you.

  24. well if you want employment on Which Language Approach For a Computer Science Degree? · · Score: 1

    I've been a SQL/.NET guy for quite a while and I've never had a problem getting a job and I still get job info from people a few times a week and I haven't had my resume up in probably 9 months.

    I make a good salary and work from home.

    Not commenting on any sort of technical superiorities or inferiorities, just commenting on the market.

  25. I'm sorry on Beware the Airport Wireless · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that was wrong. I'll stop. maybe.