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  1. agreed on New Pi Computation Record Using a Desktop PC · · Score: 1

    I plugged his number into my circle-generator and it created a cube.

  2. Re:Darknets on China Arrests Thousands In Internet Porn Crackdown · · Score: 1

    well if Iran was any indication, it will take more than 'people on the internets' to bring down a regime.

  3. Re:mmmm on Super-Earths Discovered Orbiting Nearby, Sun-Like Star · · Score: 3, Funny

    I never said I was straight.

    of course since it's the internet, I'm actually a 12/f/CA.

  4. mmmm on Super-Earths Discovered Orbiting Nearby, Sun-Like Star · · Score: 2, Funny

    61 virgins...... drool.....

  5. Re:the internet has been called the wild west on Building a Global Cyber Police Force · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps you should make a Low Budget HDV American Wild West Movie in NYC

  6. Re:John Smith would be proud. on Somali Pirates Open Up a "Stock Exchange" · · Score: 1

    and who made communism then? groucho marx?

  7. Re:ok on Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking · · Score: 1

    See the thing is that I really don't care. I didn't look for a specific passage, I just grabbed one at random. I really don't care to spend much time on it. Next time I'll find something about the aliens or thetans or whatever. That one happened to already be in text format so I just copied it. I didn't feel like looking at the PDFs and transcribing it to text.

    and here I am responding to a scientology anonymous coward. well back to CoD-MW2.

  8. ok on Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking · · Score: 5, Informative

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    "If you want to control your child, simply break him into complete apathy and he'll be as obedient as any hypnotized half-wit. If you want to know how to control him, get a book on dog training, name the child Rex and teach him first to "fetch" and then to "sit up" and then to bark for his food. You can train a child that way. Sure you can. But it's your hard luck if he turns out to be a blood-letter. Only don't be half-hearted about it. Simply TRAIN him. "Speak, Roger!" "Lie down!" "Roll over!" Of course, you'll have a hard time of it. This - a slight oversight - is a human being. You'd better charge right in and do what you can to break him into apathy quickly. A club is best. Tying him in a closet without food for a few days is fairly successful. The best recommended tactic, however, is simply to use a straight jacket and muffs on him until he is docile and imbecilic. I'm warning you that it's going to be tough; it will be tough because Man became king of the beasts only because he couldn't as a species be licked. He doesn't easily go into an obedient apathy like dogs do. Men own dogs because men are self-determined and dogs aren't. --Official church documents

    I got nothing better going on.

  9. Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 on Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I LIKE TURTLES.

  10. make it F/OSS on Ethics of Releasing Non-Malicious Linux Malware? · · Score: 0, Troll

    put it on sourceforge. maybe let 4chan know. it's all good.

  11. Re:Silver lining... on Dell Defect Turning 2.2GHz CPU Into 100MHz CPU? · · Score: 1

    not with the display on bright, the graphics card doing stuff, and the disks a-spinnin

  12. Re:Any good audio engineer will tell you- on Can We Really Tell Lossless From MP3? · · Score: 1

    eh, as a semi pro audio engineer i've been trying everything to get various songs to sound good on my phone. not happening. the devices definitely matter, though how much and to which people is highly variable.

  13. well what about us poor Americans? on Project Natal Release Details Emerge · · Score: 3, Funny

    at that price it could be 3000 USD by the time it comes out...

  14. brain on Best Tool For Remembering Passwords? · · Score: 1

    I have literally hundreds of passwords memorized, yet I cannot match a face to a name without much effort =(

  15. this is getting ridiculous on Visually Impaired Gamer Sues Sony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was born with a crippled left hand making it impossible for me to play an immensely popular game, Guitar Hero.

    Should I sue because they didn't accommodate for people with my particular disability? Plenty of people are missing limbs. Why aren't they in an uproar over Guitar Hero?

    and what somebody sued and got 6 million dollars from the PGA? I don't think Lee Travino's putting challenge has anywhere near the popularity of Guitar Hero.

  16. but it begs for sequels! on Asimov Estate Authorizes New I, Robot Books · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, Robot
    You, Robot
    Him, Robot
    They, Robot.

    In other languages there's even more conjugations possible!

  17. Re:Video Games on Computer Activities for Those With Speech and Language Difficulties? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    my brother is autistic. he always gets his money back from the hookers =/

  18. Re:The critics need to hear on Leaked Modern Warfare 2 Footage Causes Outrage · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is well that Warcraft is so terrible - lest we should grow too fond of it.

  19. WELL on Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man · · Score: 1

    i did briefly date this one girl in high school.... i was pretty drunk and.....

  20. Re:Uhm... wrong site. on What If They Turned Off the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Stuff that Matters.

    besides, they can't turn off the internet. the porn would never let that happen.

  21. Re:And now we are helping them on China Expands Cyberspying In US, Report Says · · Score: 1

    well good thing we're devious bastards when we need to be.

    i'd be careful stealing our tech....

  22. Re:Yawn. on Microsoft May Be Inflating SharePoint Stats · · Score: 1

    CVS. and possibly Emacs.

  23. heh, second life on Avatars To Have Business Dress Codes By 2013 · · Score: 1

    it would be amusing to be in a boring-ass meeting in a conference room with 20 other people and suddenly 8 million flying penises come in. heck i'd kinda like to see that in first life. for giggles, not for gayness. not that theres anything wrong with that.

  24. Re:clueless needs help on Herschel Releases First Images of Milky Way · · Score: 1

    The same way we photograph the Earth without leaving it.

  25. Re:Basic physics/electronics fail? on Sony Prototype Sends Electricity Through the Air · · Score: 1

    fortunately we have things like parabolic dishes to focus energy so it's not distributed in every direction. Just don't walk between the dishes....