Instead of that bullshit you need to start competing with Edelbrock and Dynomax and Borla and Bassani. The Mustang and Camaro/Firebird market is pretty large. The gold standard to beat, IMO, is Bassani. Expensive as hell but awesome quality and it sounds very distinct. When you have Bassani headers and pipes on your Mustang, you don't sound like every other Flowmaster idiot out there.
How about a nice and slow oldie for a dreary Saturday morning.
Seals and Crofts - Summer Breeze
See the curtains hangin' in the window, in the evenin' on a Friday night. A little light a-shinin' through the window, lets me know everything is alright. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
See the paper layin' in the sidewalk, a little music from the house next door. So I walked on up to the doorstep, through the screen and across the floor. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom. July is dressed up and playing her tune. And I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, not a care in the world. See the smile a-waitin' in the kitchen, food cookin' and the plates for two. See the arms that reach out to hold me, in the evening when the day is through. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind. Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Bwahaha! Yeah, I should have added in the Saturdays but the lameness filter probably would have killed the post. Dry humping his stool.. hahaha. Oh, and it's nice to see low uid people reading at -1. Thanks.
Got a surprise especially for you, Something that both of us have always wanted to do. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. (You know why?) We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise.
I never thought I'd admit to liking Elton John but this is a great song.
Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
It's getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair
Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right I may use a little muscle to get what I need I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt Come here a little closer 'Cos I wanna see you baby real close up Over here
You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancing You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing (Keep on dancing)
A performance deserving of standing ovations And who would have thought it'd be the two of us So don't wake me if I'm dreaming 'Cos I'm in the mood come on and give it up
You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancing You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing (Keep on dancing)
You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancing You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing (Keep on dancing)
Oh, yeah yeah Oh, yeah yeah
You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancing You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing (Keep on dancing)
You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancing You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing (Keep on dancing)
i don't make everyone happy.....but it's ok....it's ok i've been through this before it's nothing new...nothing new
i don't know why every time i wanna fly somebody always tries to hold me down....hold me down... i'm losing my faith every single time...i try no one is on my side don't let me drown...let me drown
don't worry about whatcha done now cause it's ok...it's ok...yeah, yeah it's a test to see how much you can take...it's nothin new...
i don't know why every time i wanna fly somebody always tries to hold me down....hold me down... i'm losing my faith every single time...i try no one is on my side don't let me drown...let me drown
i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah why won't someone help me why won't someone help me
Eddie Money feat. Ronnie Spector - Take Me Home Tonight
I feel hungry it's a hunger That tries to keep a man awake at night Are you the answer I shouldn't wonder When I can feel you whet my appetite With all the power you're releasing It isn't safe to walk the city streets alone Anticipation's running through me Let's find the keys and turn the engine on.
I can feel you breathe I can feel your heart beat faster.
Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go till you see the light Take me home tonight Listen honey Just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby.
I get frightened in all this darkness I get nightmares I hate to sleep alone I need some company a guardian angel To keep me warm when the cold winds blow.
I can feel you breathe I can feel your heart beat faster.
Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go till you see the light Take me home tonight Listen honey Just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby Be my little baby.
Just like Ronnie sang Just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby Be my darling I feel a hunger It's a hunger.
To waste and choose or raise the dead With pain behind go straight ahead Room full of people grouping as one I can't break out now the time just won't come
To waste and choose which way to go Decide for me please let me know Looked in the mirror saw I was wrong If I could get back to - where I belong
To waste and choose which way to go I paused for one whom signs forbode If we were immortal we would not bear Washed up on the beat here Struggle for air I see you face still in my window Tormented clouds won't set me free Something must break now - this life isn't mine Something must break now - wait for the time
I stood there beside myself, Thinking hard about the weather Then came by a friend of mine Suggested we go out together Then I knew it from the start: This friend of mine would fall apart Pretending not to see his gun, I said "let's go out and have some fun" I know, you know, you believe in a land of love I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
I have always thought about Staying here and going out Tonight I should have stayed at home, Playing with my pleasure zone He has always been so strange, I'd often thought he was deranged Pretending not to see his gun, I said "let's go out and have some fun" I know, you know, we believe in a land of love I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
When you are alone at night You search yourself for all the things That you believe are right If you give it all away You throw away your only chance to be here today Then a fight breaks out on your street You lose another broken heart in a land of meat My friend, he took his final breath Now I know the perfect kiss is the kiss of death
It feels like Jesus on the corss It's so religious in it's loss A graven image in the mud Like when I shed my precious blood
I AM A LOSER, I AM SATAN, I AM JESUS CHRIST, I AM ME. THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS FUCKED REALITY.
Atrophic interludes weave through my life Far too often for me to fight the biggest enemies I have no feelings like love or pain It makes me go insane When I see what's happening to me
I AM A LOSER, I AM SATAN, I AM JESUS CHRIST, I AM ME. THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS FUCKED REALITY.
I tell you every time No heroes in a world of death It's all a joke and so are you and so am I Think??? Just look and see.
All the times that were good or bad And the thought of a future that I never had With the promise of heaven And the threat of hell A reality I did dwell And I did thrive on apathy And ignorance taught the way it should be All along the lies I was fed Would reassure I'd be content to be dead
All will die with their memories Little lives of misery Thirst for power = starve for pain All your money goes down the drain Like your life in your grave None of the power or the money is saved You will die in your main As all of it goes down the drain
Now I'm dead to no dismay My body reeks, my flesh decays All is gone now the hate and the pain Reality down the drain And I will rot in my grave And I will see that nobody is saved All is gone now the hate and the pain All of it is gone down the drain
Sometimes I think the Stones are the best band ever. Other days I'm convinced it's Ozzy. And sometimes I want to say the best band ever is almost anything Miles Davis put together. I'm so fickle.
Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El solo number one" With a bocephus sticker On his 442 he'd light 'em up Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine #3 I'll be a wealthy man when I get A dime for all the things that Man taught to me Captain Pierce was a strong man Strong as any man alive It stuck in his craw that they Made him retire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver 22 years old Had too many cold beers one night And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block And I sit at home looking out the window Imagining the world has stopped Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud baby
The telephone is ringing, I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it ther on the line?" A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?" Well, I guess I'm doin' fine He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise Don't you people ever wanna go to bed? Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have To drive me out of my head?"
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this, And decided to take a drive downtown. It was so very quiet and peaceful There was nobody, not a soul around I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream In the morning the parking tickets were just like A flag stuck on my window screen
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis, She tried to take me upstairs for a ride. She had to heave me right across her shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
It's the honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
I laid a divorcee in New York City, I had to put up some kind of a fight. The lady then she covered me with roses, She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
It's the honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women. Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women. Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
I'm in the Worcester area too. My experience with Charter - they fucking SUCK COCK. I get cable TV from them, but when you go to their website and enter my zipcode, it says they don't service my area. Emails to customer service never get answered. The customer service addresss is probably aliased to/dev/null. In last month's cable bill ($51 for basic/expanded) they had an insert saying "digital cable" will be available here soon. Well if "digital cable" will be here soon, doesn't it make sense that cable modems would be available also? According to the assfuck at Charter I talked to, no. They have no plans to introduct cable modem service in my town. Fucking kikes.
Verizon isn't any better either. Their website is a fucking disaster. DSL will never be available here because of the stupid ways the phone lines were set up. I called 1-800-GET-ISDN just to see what I'd have to pay for 128K. If I told you $400/mo for METERED ISDN I wouldn't be lying. And that doesn't include the cost for the stupid faggot nigger shithead union workers at Verizon to install a piece of hardware in the CO, which coincidently I'm less than 10000 feet from. This whole state fucking eats rotten bloated cunt.
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I love how the Beach Boys' voices blend together.
The Beach Boys - Don't Worry Baby
Well its been building up inside of me
For oh I don't know how long
I don't know why
But I keep thinking
Something's bound to go wrong
But she looks in my eyes
And makes me realize
And she says "Don't worry baby"
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out alright
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
I guess I should've kept my mouth shut
When I started to brag about my car
But I can't back down now
I pushed the other guys too far
She makes me come alive
And makes me wanna drive
When she says "Don't worry baby"
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out alright
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
She told me "Baby, when you race today
Just take along my love with you
And if you know how much I loved you
Baby nothing could go wrong with you"
Oh what she does to me
When she makes love to me
And she says "Don't worry baby"
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Everything will turn out alright
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
Don't worry baby
How about the Buick Grand National and Turbo Regal communities? I bleed Ford Blue, but those Buicks were some wicked badass cars.
Instead of that bullshit you need to start competing with Edelbrock and Dynomax and Borla and Bassani. The Mustang and Camaro/Firebird market is pretty large. The gold standard to beat, IMO, is Bassani. Expensive as hell but awesome quality and it sounds very distinct. When you have Bassani headers and pipes on your Mustang, you don't sound like every other Flowmaster idiot out there.
How about a nice and slow oldie for a dreary Saturday morning.
Seals and Crofts - Summer Breeze
See the curtains hangin' in the window, in the evenin' on a Friday night.
A little light a-shinin' through the window, lets me know everything is alright.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
See the paper layin' in the sidewalk, a little music from the house next door.
So I walked on up to the doorstep, through the screen and across the floor.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom. July is dressed up and playing her tune.
And I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, not a care in the world.
See the smile a-waitin' in the kitchen, food cookin' and the plates for two.
See the arms that reach out to hold me, in the evening when the day is through.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
First ELLEN FEISS dedication post! Txr's gunna get that pussay, you can count on it.
What the fuck does the title of this article mean? I've read it 4 times and it still doesn't make any sense.
Bwahaha! Yeah, I should have added in the Saturdays but the lameness filter probably would have killed the post. Dry humping his stool.. hahaha. Oh, and it's nice to see low uid people reading at -1. Thanks.
Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise
Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. (You know why?)
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
I never thought I'd admit to liking Elton John but this is a great song.
Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
No Doubt - Hella Good
The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
Come here a little closer
'Cos I wanna see you baby real close up
Over here
You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)
A performance deserving of standing ovations
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us
So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
'Cos I'm in the mood come on and give it up
You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)
You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)
Oh, yeah yeah
Oh, yeah yeah
You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)
You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)
Uh, oh, oh-oh
Uh, oh, oh-oh
Keep on dancing
Keep on dancing
Tommy Lee - Hold Me Down
i don't make everyone happy.....but it's ok....it's ok
i've been through this before
it's nothing new...nothing new
i don't know why every time i wanna fly
somebody always tries
to hold me down....hold me down...
i'm losing my faith every single time...i try
no one is on my side
don't let me drown...let me drown
don't worry about whatcha done now cause it's ok...it's ok...yeah, yeah
it's a test to see how much you can take...it's nothin new...
i don't know why every time i wanna fly
somebody always tries
to hold me down....hold me down...
i'm losing my faith every single time...i try
no one is on my side
don't let me drown...let me drown
i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah
i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah
why won't someone help me
why won't someone help me
Eddie Money feat. Ronnie Spector - Take Me Home Tonight
I feel hungry it's a hunger
That tries to keep a man awake at night
Are you the answer I shouldn't wonder
When I can feel you whet my appetite
With all the power you're releasing
It isn't safe to walk the city streets alone
Anticipation's running through me
Let's find the keys and turn the engine on.
I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heart beat faster.
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go till you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen honey
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby.
I get frightened in all this darkness
I get nightmares I hate to sleep alone
I need some company a guardian angel
To keep me warm when the cold winds blow.
I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heart beat faster.
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go till you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen honey
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
Be my little baby.
Just like Ronnie sang
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
Be my darling
I feel a hunger
It's a hunger.
(Repeat chorus)
Joy Division - Something Must Break
To waste and choose or raise the dead
With pain behind go straight ahead
Room full of people grouping
as one
I can't break out now
the time just won't come
To waste and choose which way to go
Decide for me please let me know
Looked in the mirror
saw I was wrong
If I could get back to - where I belong
To waste and choose which way to go
I paused for one
whom signs forbode
If we were immortal we would not bear
Washed up on the beat here
Struggle for air
I see you face still in my window
Tormented clouds won't set me free
Something must break now -
this life isn't mine
Something must break now -
wait for the time
New Order - Perfect Kiss
I stood there beside myself,
Thinking hard about the weather
Then came by a friend of mine
Suggested we go out together
Then I knew it from the start:
This friend of mine would fall apart
Pretending not to see his gun,
I said "let's go out and have some fun"
I know, you know, you believe in a land of love
I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
I have always thought about
Staying here and going out
Tonight I should have stayed at home,
Playing with my pleasure zone
He has always been so strange,
I'd often thought he was deranged
Pretending not to see his gun,
I said "let's go out and have some fun"
I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
When you are alone at night
You search yourself for all the things
That you believe are right
If you give it all away
You throw away your only chance to be here today
Then a fight breaks out on your street
You lose another broken heart in a land of meat
My friend, he took his final breath
Now I know the perfect kiss is the kiss of death
The Rolling Stones - Gimmie Shelter
Oh a storm is threat'ning my very life today.
If I don't get some shelter,
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away.
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
See the fire sweepin' out very street today,
Burns like a red coal carpet, mad bull lost its way.
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
Rape! Murder! It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
Rape! Murder! It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
The floods is threat'ning my very life today.
Gimme, gimme shelter or I'm gonna fade away.
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
Love, sister, it's just a kiss away, it's just a kiss away.
It's just a kiss away,it's just a kiss away,
It's just a kiss away,it's just a kiss away.
Choking Victim - Fucked Reality
It feels like Jesus on the corss
It's so religious in it's loss
A graven image in the mud
Like when I shed my precious blood
I AM A LOSER, I AM SATAN, I AM JESUS CHRIST, I AM ME. THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS FUCKED REALITY.
Atrophic interludes weave through my life
Far too often for me to fight the biggest enemies
I have no feelings like love or pain
It makes me go insane
When I see what's happening to me
I AM A LOSER, I AM SATAN, I AM JESUS CHRIST, I AM ME. THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS FUCKED REALITY.
I tell you every time
No heroes in a world of death
It's all a joke and so are you and so am I
Think??? Just look and see.
It's a fucked reality. [x 4]
Choking Victim - In My Grave
All the times that were good or bad
And the thought of a future that I never had
With the promise of heaven
And the threat of hell
A reality I did dwell
And I did thrive on apathy
And ignorance taught the way it should be
All along the lies I was fed
Would reassure I'd be content to be dead
All will die with their memories
Little lives of misery
Thirst for power = starve for pain
All your money goes down the drain
Like your life in your grave
None of the power or the money is saved
You will die in your main
As all of it goes down the drain
Now I'm dead to no dismay
My body reeks, my flesh decays
All is gone now the hate and the pain
Reality down the drain
And I will rot in my grave
And I will see that nobody is saved
All is gone now the hate and the pain
All of it is gone down the drain
Sometimes I think the Stones are the best band ever. Other days I'm convinced it's Ozzy. And sometimes I want to say the best band ever is almost anything Miles Davis put together. I'm so fickle.
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
I hate REM also, but I had to get the story tie-in. Sorry to have upset you.
Hey, that sounds pretty cool. Who/what is it?
REM - It's The End Of The World As We Know It
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
(It's time I had some time alone)
The Rolling Stones - Get Off Of My Cloud
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud baby
The telephone is ringing,
I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it ther on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?"
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this,
And decided to take a drive downtown.
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like
A flag stuck on my window screen
I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Women
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
I laid a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
I'm in the Worcester area too. My experience with Charter - they fucking SUCK COCK. I get cable TV from them, but when you go to their website and enter my zipcode, it says they don't service my area. Emails to customer service never get answered. The customer service addresss is probably aliased to /dev/null. In last month's cable bill ($51 for basic/expanded) they had an insert saying "digital cable" will be available here soon. Well if "digital cable" will be here soon, doesn't it make sense that cable modems would be available also? According to the assfuck at Charter I talked to, no. They have no plans to introduct cable modem service in my town. Fucking kikes.
Verizon isn't any better either. Their website is a fucking disaster. DSL will never be available here because of the stupid ways the phone lines were set up. I called 1-800-GET-ISDN just to see what I'd have to pay for 128K. If I told you $400/mo for METERED ISDN I wouldn't be lying. And that doesn't include the cost for the stupid faggot nigger shithead union workers at Verizon to install a piece of hardware in the CO, which coincidently I'm less than 10000 feet from. This whole state fucking eats rotten bloated cunt.