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From Software to Soup: On Trading Coding for Crepes

Legal Serf writes "Having lived through the best of eTimes and the worst (hopefully) of times, I bet everyone (still employed) has had daydreams of chucking it all and escaping the present malaise permeating most tech companies. The NY Times ('open' but not 'free' registration) has a piece about ex-dotcomers who've traded visions of iBuzzwords for soup, crepes and hotdogs. What?s most interesting is that everyone interviewed pretty much said the same thing: It's nice to provide something of real value to customers who are actually happy to trade money for goods, even if it's just dessert. Anyone out there feeling the same? (About the value of tech or the temptations of other trades?) (I keep thinking about these tech friends I have that fantasize about opening a hip babershop...)"

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  1. Hip barbershop? by sean23007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    fantasize about opening a hip babershop...

    Ignoring for the moment that I don't know what a 'babershop' is, and assuming that what was meant was 'barbershop,' what is a 'hip barbershop?' Is it, by any chance, a place at which one has his/her hip hair shorn? I don't know about anyone else, but I don't have a very significant problem with hair on my hips...

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    1. Re:Hip barbershop? by jeepthang · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think he misspelled "Babar Shop"... So I assume he meant a hip store that sells cartoon Elephant memorabilia.

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    2. Re:Hip barbershop? by DarkMan · · Score: 2

      I don't know what a 'babershop' is

      Babe-r-shop ?

    3. Re:Hip barbershop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the world getting any better for programmers. The US dept. of labor seems to think there is a shortage of programmers in the US. It appears that wages are on their way down for good.

      The DOT COM wave was a hell of a ride, I had a blast. I was apart of five large DOT COMs, I wrote a lot of code, worked 80 hours a week and made a lot of cash. I wouldn't trade that for anything else going on at that time. Looking forward, I have been thinking of my exit strategy.

      I'm ready to have a life; the question is--how does the average `/.'er transition without having to make crepes? //Ed from Los Angeles

    4. Re:Hip barbershop? by MrResistor · · Score: 2

      I hope they meant "hip barbershop" and not merely a "hip hair salon for men". There is a big difference between a hairstylist and a barber. I'm lucky enough to have one within walking distance of my house, and I recomend trying one if there's one near you.

      The defining difference between a barber and a stylist is a barber is certified to use a straight razor. Mine mainly uses it to do the final trim on the neck and around the ears, and in over 2 years he's never cut me. It's a pretty cool experience. I'll probably be getting a shave from him before my best friend's wedding.

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    5. Re:Hip barbershop? by sean23007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll probably be getting a shave from him before my best friend's wedding.

      My Best Friend's Wedding? I saw that movie, and I really don't think it's necessary to be professionally shaved beforehand. I mean, it's just a movie.

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    6. Re:Hip barbershop? by monopole · · Score: 1

      My stylist (a lady) is fully certified and trained under her cosmetologists licence, to perform straight razor shaves. I wear a full beard so all I need is touchups around the neck, but she certianly knows how to shave without cutting with a straight razor.

    7. Re:Hip barbershop? by hawksmoor · · Score: 1

      I've gone to barbershops ever since I've lived in the South, for almost ten years and, frankly, I think they're pretty damn hip already. What could be hipper than a bunch of old Southern guys hanging around, watching baseball and telling stories which have no end, no point and are the funniest thing you ever heard. That's so un-hip, it's hipper than the hippest hip thing you could find.

    8. Re:Hip barbershop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other big difference is, at least 95% of male hairstylists are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. That's just the way it is.

      There are a fair number of gay barbers out there too, of course. But I can't think of any profession with a higher proportion of gay men than hairstylist. Well, except perhaps windowdresser.

    9. Re:Hip barbershop? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      More mostly gay professions:

      image/fashion consulting
      interior design
      figure skating
      olympic-style wrestling
      certain womens sports

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    10. Re:Hip barbershop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You neva met docta Martin Lutha da King!"

    11. Re:Hip barbershop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wassamatter, moderator a sand nigger or something? Geez, no sense of humor these ragheads.

    12. Re:Hip barbershop? by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      Actually it depends
      a) Is "My Best Friend's Wedding" a p0rn movie?
      b) Are we talking about the actors or the viewers here?
      c) Which part of the body is supposed to be shaved???

    13. Re:Hip barbershop? by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      It is, however, advised to be professionally examined after having seen that movie, as severe tramua can have some long-lasting effects on both the mind and body.

    14. Re:Hip barbershop? by TXG1112 · · Score: 1

      In my experience the difference between a barber shop and a salon is about $15. I've been going to the same Italian barber for about 10 years. $11 for a shave and a haircut, you can't beat it! That barber shop has been there since the 1940's and is always full of old men bantering in Italian

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    15. Re:Hip barbershop? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      If you think that the man cutting your hair is gay then you are almost certainly not in a barbershop. There is nothing remotely feminine about a barbershop. Heck, the one I frequent has a "No Spitting" sign on the door, a baseball game on the old television. Also, my barber hasn't used scissors since 1947. Apparently scissors are for girls.

    16. Re:Hip barbershop? by yakfacts · · Score: 1

      I think he misspelled "Babar Shop"... So I assume he meant a hip store that sells cartoon Elephant memorabilia.

      Now that would be cool!

  2. I'd like to see stories about... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2


    "... escaping the present malaise permeating most tech companies."

    I'd like to see stories about the sociology of technical companies. Billions of dollars were lost in the dot com failures, and there seemed to be very little discussion about why. How could such supposedly smart people make such big mistakes?

    Incidentally, I recommend the book, "Dot.Bomb", about the failure of Value America.

    1. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Billions of dollars were lost in the dot com failures, and there seemed to be very little discussion about why. How could such supposedly smart people make such big mistakes?

      Simple: The Damned future is too hard to accurately predict.

      While I thought that many stocks were over-valued at the time, I thot that maybe a half-Amazon and half-Sears-like store would give the best of both clicks and bricks and guys who hate shopping could push a few buttons and get what they need, taking back any problem merchandise to a real store, perhaps a drive-thru merchandise return.

      IOW, 1/3 Amazon, 1/3 Sears, and 1/3 McDonald's.

      Perhaps someday that will be the case and the dot-com dream will finally work. It just may take a few decades to get the hang of.

    2. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by AELinuxGuy · · Score: 1

      A big part of the blame falls on the shoulders of a corrupt IPO system that over-inflates stock valuation to benefit a greedy few at the expense of the public and the firms that are being offered. Check out the Frontline (PBS) special dot.con. The crap some of the nations biggest investment firms are getting away with hurts the public way more than the insider trading / accounting scandals that are flooding the press today.

    3. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Grail · · Score: 1

      You should read "Business @ The Speed of Stupid" by Dan Burke and Alan Morrison - ISBN:0-7382-0542-7.

      It's full of stories of supposedly smart people making big mistakes by being overconfident, or led astray by their boss/client/whatever.

      The URL for the book, at Barnes and Noble, is: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnIn quiry.asp?isbn=0738205427

      I'm in the middle of it myself - the first half is a bunch of example stupidity-induced-failures, the second half is a bunch of theorising/proselytising by the authors on what a company should do to avoid the same stupid mistakes. It's funny to watch people trying to codify common sense.

    4. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by big+tex · · Score: 1

      How could such supposedly smart people make such big mistakes?

      Mainly, it's a value thing. Most of the companies had very little actual value, yet the stock market told them otherwise. It's like the old tulip market crash.

      These things happen more than you think; it's happening right now in the Boston housing market. The mortage companies are issuing loans to people that can't pay them off. I had believed this for a while, but got it confirmed on NPR last week. This results in inflated prices (increase in demand rapdly outstripping increase in supply). Sometime in the near future, it's all going to come back to reality, and people will lose lots of money on their houses.

      Also, there's a lot of satisfaction in making a tangible product. I work for a construction company as an engineer; in my field assigments, the work is much more rewarding - I made that block of concrete possible, kind of feeling. On the other side, in my current office position, I make paper. Not so rewarding. The field position involves 50% longer hours, more stress, being outside in the hot and cold, but I'd chose it in a minuite.

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    5. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Arandir · · Score: 3, Informative

      The why is easy. People were buying stock prices. It's sounds stupid, but that's what they did. There was a Red Tag sale as Sears and millions of people bought Red Tags.

      When you buy a stock, you are actually buying a piece of a company. The price of the stock is irrelevant. The value of the company is what matters. That stock will gain you nothing in the long run unless the company produces something of value to non-stockholders. But people didn't care about the companies, they cared about buying up these worthless pieces of paper.

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    6. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Derek+S · · Score: 1

      I worked at a Kleiner-Perkins-funded startup, and had friends working at others. In each case, you had bright founders who understood the company's core competency pretty well, but had no idea of how to run a business with more than twenty people. Nobody was too concerned with this, because the venture capitalists were supposed to bring in the resources and business expertise to turn a good idea into a huge success.

      As we all found out eventually, things weren't quite that simple. Typically the VCs might drop $30 million on a company and tell the CEO that he had to hire 200 people in nine months. Or (in the worst case I know of), they would bring in a new CEO who hired a circle of cronies and attempted to squeeze as much money out of the company as possible before it hit ground.

      Not that the starry-eyed founders were innocent, of course. For the most part, they were all too willing to close their eyes and abdicate real responsibility. Early on in the process, they had their chances to step in and right the ship. But they were too busy looking for the big IPO payoff that everyone was promised.

      Maybe things were different with other VC funds, but KPCB was the firm that everyone trotted out as the big example of dot-com success. I even had an investment banker friend tell me that my company would be fine because "Kleiner will take care of you."

    7. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart? They are the dumbest people on the planet when it comes to doing business. Just because you can build homepages or write code doesn't mean you are a universal genious. Have you ever seen such dumb business-models as the last couple of years?

      People took things that had value and gave it away for free, as simple as that. The products typically had great value but was given away anyway. The thing that made this possibly ofcause was the enormous venture capitalst investments, it was in most cases used as welfare, companies just lived it up.

      Let me give you an example: Chat, you know the dedicated the ones on homepages, SMS and others. Very popular.

      You know, there are a lot of people who spend good time chatting each and every day so it obviously has a high value.

      The telecom have brains enough to charge for it when, and they actually charges quite good for their SMS. The dot-coms on the other hand just give it away for free. That is BAD BUSINESS.

      The telecoms problem these days is that they have invested much in technology that isn't used yet. But they DO charge appropiatetly when it is used.

      Geeks must learn that it costs lots of money to run a business, A LOT. And to be able to pay for everything you must have an income. Thats just the way it is.

    8. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree with this.

      The fact that the stockmarket was overvalued hurts the people trading stocks but is really has little to do with the companies ability to make money.

      The companies products actually had great value in most cases, however, most companies CHOOSE to give it away. With this ignoring the need for income in a quest to try to get bigger market-shares.

    9. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " it's happening right now in the Boston housing market. "

      Same in the UK - house prices are currently increasing at an average of over 20% per year, some of the places near me are valued at 3 or 4 times the amount they were 5 years ago. The prices are getting utterly rediculous (75k+UKP for a terraced house with two bedrooms, a bathroom, a living room and a kitchen isn't out of the ordinary). Give it 6 months to a year and there are going to be a lot of people finding out what "Negative Equity" really means...

    10. Re:I'd like to see stories about... by adewolf · · Score: 1

      The housing market here in San Diego California is in the same situation.

      Alex

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  3. I agree by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't help thinking that if I had the chance I'd quite IT and get a regular job. The crap you have to put up with every day in this industry is just not worth it. You might not get paid much flipping burgers but at least you won't be asked to work a 7 day week and you can actually take a lunch break or even, gasp, a holiday!

    Last time I tried to take some of my holiday entitlement I had to cancel at the last minute because my boss changed his mind and refused to let me take it. A week later a memo went round 'Nobody is using their holiday entitlement - why not?'... If I'd had a gun at that moment...

    The latest piece of crap was that unless everyone got eye tests at their own expense* they would have 1/3 of their wages docked for that month.

    McDonalds here I come.

    * They said they'd pay it back but that was two weeks ago and I'm still waiting... this company don't pay their bills, even to their employees.

    1. Re:I agree by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      What would happen to you if it was discovered that you were all of a sudden legally blind? Would your employer fire you? Is that legal? I say you fake the test to make it seem like you can barely see, and get the doctor to diagnose it as a work-related injury (sitting in front of a screen all day is bad for your eyes). Then you could sue your employer for making you blind. Or something.

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    2. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latest piece of crap was that unless everyone got eye tests at their own expense* they would have 1/3 of their wages docked for that month.

      Just out of curiosity, why eye tests?

      A week later a memo went round 'Nobody is using their holiday entitlement - why not?'... If I'd had a gun at that moment...

      Now hold on there. A gun? My guess is that you're in system support. Well, that's the system support curse, right there. But more importantly, you should just quit. Hell, sabotage the company's data infrastructure if you have to, but DO NOT use violence just because your job has gotten you down. No employment is better than feeling that dark. Jeez... if you don't have any heavy ties (read: kids) and you seriously feel that strongly, just up and leave. Move somewhere totally different and exciting. Take this level of frustration as an excuse to go have an adventure with your life, but please, don't kill anyone.

    3. Re:I agree by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      The latest piece of crap was that unless everyone got eye tests at their own expense* they would have 1/3 of their wages docked for that month.

      From perusing the laws in my state (VA), it's illegal to just take money out of somebody's paycheck, and the company is liable for triple damages. Even sweeter, the state will prosecute on its own.

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    4. Re:I agree by case_igl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, ummm...Why don't you quit?

      If it's because you are in love with the material goods and life you can (or can't) live because of your income, then you have no place to complain.

      I currently manage nine people, four of whom are developers. I have to say I have more respect when people have a little backbone and say "No, I requested this time off under the company policies" than "Okay boss, I'll cancel my wedding to reboot the server."

      Not standing up for what you really believe in won't get you very far in life - in the IT department, or while working drive-thru. You'll always be the whipping boy until you learn that.

      Case

    5. Re:I agree by inerte · · Score: 1

      Not standing up for what you really believe in won't get you very far in life - in the IT department, or while working drive-thru. You'll always be the whipping boy until you learn that.

      Amen to that! People need to learn to demand their rights. Say you will get fired if you don't devote 99% of your time to your job.

      So? What is the purpose of your job? I hate those people who say that "Later I will enjoy my life".

      A job is a tool, that you use to accomplish your goals. If the money in rolling in, but you are unhappy, then sadly the job isn't for you.

      Who didn't dream of moving to a nice, quiet, peaceful tropical town, with the beach 10 meters away and coconut water everday?

      Most people refuse to live their dreams. It's bot because "living your dream" is a beatiful thing to do, no... but because is what it will make you happy, and ultimately, make the world a better place for everyone that gets in touch with you.

    6. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh thats easy for someone in management to say, but every work environment is different. Some bosses are just tyrants, others can be to kind, most simply dont give a shit about you or your problems all they care about is that the work get done. Now if you dont mind Im busy debugging the same crappy piece of code Ive been forced to work on for the last week and guess what Its 9:35pm and Im probably gonna be here all night. Would I rather flip burgers? If flipping burgers paid 75k the answer is yes, otherwise I'll put up with all this until I'm 70 and its safe to retire, thank you very much.

    7. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess you dont have 2 kids to feed a 400k mortage and 2 cars on lease do you? Some of us need money and everything else just has to wait, thats life. Would I rather be poor, flipping burgers? I think not. I like my house, my car, and my stereo, my kids want the coolest clothes, the best toys, someone has to work and do the jobs that you dont seem to want.

    8. Re:I agree by vekotin · · Score: 1

      Sure, most of us IT people have a lot of training and skills. In fact - with 12+ hour days 6-7 days a week and the very little bonus times going on reading more about it, there isn't much of a chance to have learned anything more.

      Data security. That's what pushes over the limit for me.

      Every day of every week, you just have to check on every server, check every security measure, just check through everything over and over so you can sleep. I worked for a larger company, and had holidays - even though every time they pulled me away after a few days, but at least it was a few days. Few days when I knew someone else covered for me. Now it's my own company and holiday means a maximum of an extended weekend twice a year. I can't go on a holiday, because the workload and pressure means returning is just too much work.

      When I started this area of work, I didn't know about the Internet and neither did pretty much anyone else. I slept well, had hobbies and knew how to smile. First the Internet was interesting, the first half a dozen years just fun, possibilities for personal and professional interest.

      Maybe I'll drop out of IRC... but then what would I do while a couple of servers are verifying MD5 checksums of binaries in the background?

      And besides - where would I go? At this rate, every human being has to use a computer somewhere, sometime. Even 70 year olds who don't use computers are considered strange and 'they should learn for their own good'. I don't want to retire to that kind of a rest of my life.

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    9. Re:I agree by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of tough talk considering that you're in a position of relative power in the IT industry. It's not so easy when you're a developer holding onto your job like grim death.

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    10. Re:I agree by inerte · · Score: 1

      Duh, so that's your purpose for having a job. I am not advocating complete abnegation of your responsabilities.

    11. Re:I agree by hendridm · · Score: 2

      This is the wrong damn place to complain about having an IT job.

      Most of us would trade our left nut (or ovary) for a company to give us a chance. I've been looking for a job for 10 months, and I know I'm not alone.

    12. Re:I agree by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      Uhh, read some labor laws man. They can only make you work so much in a 24hr period, and they have to give you X number of breaks for Y ammount of time worked.. That eye exam bull must be illegal too.

    13. Re:I agree by khendron · · Score: 2

      I think you have missed one of the points of the article. All the people in the article have started their own businesses and are their own boss. Being your own boss beats being an faceless corporate employee most days of the week.

      This is not to be confused with flipping burgers for McD's. Working for McD's you are still not your own boss, you still have to put up with potentially stupid bosses sometimes idiot coworkers.

      I've worked retail. It is hard. You have to be nice and on your feet for an entire day. You often miss lunch, and you can't have an off minute. However, it is very satisfying to see a happy satisfied customer and know that *you* are responsible. That's the pleasure that the people in this article have discovered.

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    14. Re:I agree by endeitzslash · · Score: 1

      You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the others here in the trailer park.

    15. Re:I agree by sgerdt · · Score: 1
      "..won't be asked to work a 7 day week.."

      Educate yourself into a position where you 1) enjoy your job (!!) and 2) can decide your hours.

      Your life will certainly be a lot easier and more enjoyable. Just imagine the sunday mornings when:

      RRRRING!!!
      YOU: "nnnngh Hello?"
      CLIENT: "Somebody hacked into our.."
      YOU: "Yea, we'll take care of it"
      RRRRRRINGGG!!!
      YOUR UNDERLING: "nnnngh yea?"
      YOU: "Boss here. One of our clients believe their systems have been compromised. It's propably nothing but go check it out, will you."
      UNDERLING (with resigned and carefully submissive tone): "Sure boss, whatever you say"
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    16. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Just imagine the sunday mornings when: RRING!!!

      What kind of idiot-with-a-death-wish leaves the ringer enabled on a Sunday morning? :-) The phoneline that I'm paying for is for MY convenience.

    17. Re:I agree by MrResistor · · Score: 2

      I can tell you've never had the "pleasure" of working in the fast food industry. Here are some highlights:

      Really low pay; I thnk the local ones are currently offering up to $8/hour starting.

      Really crappy work with greasy stuff that seeps into your pours.

      The worst management, in general, on the face of the earth. You think you have a bad manager now? Wait til you experience the horror that is the fast food restaurant manager!

      Really messed up schedules, often with little regard for applicable labor laws.

      I vowed that I would live under a bridge and eat out of garbage cans before I worked in fast fod again.

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    18. Re:I agree by langed · · Score: 1
      Hmm. I'd give my left nut, sure. I smashed it in a motorcycle accident when I was 14. Hell, since the doctors say I'm sterile, I'd give my right one too. They really don't seem to help or hinder much anyway. :/

      Me, I've been job-hunting everywhere within a 50 mile radius of my home for the last 4 months. I haven't found anything, in any profession, until just last week. And that was burger-flipping.
      Now the real insult is that I also got a phone call from a company that wants me as a sysadmin. The business doesn't know me at all, but I have a friend who works there and is pulling for me--I've been sysadminning his boxen for free for the last 5 years, and never left him hanging on something. Even his user requests were fulfilled in under a week. He knows he's been treated like a king, and he doesn't want to lose such excellent service!
      But the problem is, after 4 months I have barely a dime to my name and would have to put insurance back on my car and move 150 miles to take the job. And I don't have a place to live when I get there.
      Worst part is, with the economy the way it's been, the university cut financial aid across the board, suspending mine. So while this time of year I'd normally be packing up to go back to school, I'm now forced to take at least a year off because I can't afford to take more classes.

      So I'm gonna go flip burgers and make tacos for a while. Hell, it's a job, it might just put a few pennies back in my pocket. If the sysadmin job is still there and they're hiring after I've racked up about $800-$1000 flipping burgers, then I'll move and settle in on something more towards my interests. If not--well, I'll still probably move. I had a kickass job in a grocery store there for a couple years. Okay, the pay stunk. But there always seems to be a really cute gal or two in a grocery store... :)

    19. Re:I agree by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Here here! I'm two months away from you!

    20. Re:I agree by sgerdt · · Score: 1
      "What kind of idiot-with-a-death-wish leaves the ringer enabled on a Sunday morning?"

      Isn't it obvious: Your girlfriend - the one living in another time-zone. And your mother, of course.

      "MY convenience"? - Makes you think now doesn't it. Dare I educate my girl about this matter..
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    21. Re:I agree by fsandford · · Score: 1

      Dude! This guy I know is letting me in on this killer deal, Multi level networking. Can't be that hard to loose all the friends I used to have before I lived at work for the last 3 years. Amway or death RIP

    22. Re:I agree by BitHive · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are what is wrong with this country.

    23. Re:I agree by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
      Actually I'd trade my left nut for a decent real job. IT is nothing, it's one of the most ungrateful jobs ever, and I didn't know that when I started my computer science 8 years ago. I work for 4 years now, and I hate every minute of it. (And yes, I still have work)

      Sometimes I think that I should have become a gardener: I like gardening and you actually do something real with real things. Of course you freeze your ass off in the winter, but if you feel you did something useful in the day perhaps I'd be happy.
      Of course, the only thing I know to do is computer science, so there is no easy way out.

    24. Re:I agree by bakreule · · Score: 2
      I have to say I have more respect when people have a little backbone and say "No, I requested this time off under the company policies" than "Okay boss, I'll cancel my wedding to reboot the server."

      Interesting, and what happens when something really important comes up and you ask an employee to work late and he says "I'm sorry, I have plans tonight. I cannot work late for you" and then walks away leaving you with the work.

      As a manager, are you going to respect them or be ticked off because they can't see the gravity of the situation and aren't taking the job seriously?

      I love it when people give wise statements where everyone says "wow, he's right", while ignoring the other side of the equation.

      You certainly DO have a very valid point, but you're not talking about the other side of the coin....

      Everything in moderation...

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      Trains stop at a train station
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    25. Re:I agree by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > You might not get paid much flipping burgers but at least you
      > won't be asked to work a 7 day week and you can actually take
      > a lunch break or even, gasp, a holiday!

      Hate to burst your bubble, but McDs won't _ask_ you to work ten
      hour days eight days a week, they'll just _schedule_ you for it
      if that's what they feel like, and the _only_ thing you can do
      about it is quit. The worst they ever scheduled me was from
      midnight to 1pm Sunday-Monday and Monday-Tuesday (so I could
      do overnight cleaning and then work grill area (kitchen) for
      breakfast and lunch) then 5am-1pm (breakfast and lunch) Wed.
      through Saturday. All the 1pm times turned into 1:30 or 2,
      of course. I had to do that three weeks running when they
      were getting ready for corporate inspections. There were
      some other people working shifts like 9am-1am around the
      same time. None of us had any choice, other than quitting.

      As for taking a holiday, the scheduling manager literally
      started taking the request book home and "forgetting" to bring
      it in (for weeks on end), because too many people were requesting
      time off. Turn in a request on a piece of ordinary paper? Nope,
      they'd throw that away, because of the disorganisation it would
      create, lots of pieces of paper everyplace -- couldn't have that.
      You want time off, it's got to be in the request book... which
      isn't here today. What I can't figure out in retrospect is why
      I put up with that for as long as I did. If I'd had any sense,
      the first time I couldn't put in a request for time off, I'd
      have put in notice instead.

      The one thing is, there's always another burger joint you
      can go to and put in an application, and most of them are
      pretty much always hiring. But I for one am quite glad to
      have the job I have now. (I have the privilege of being
      "the computer guy" at the local public library. I work in
      an air-conditioned building, and we're CLOSED on Sundays.
      It's much nicer.)

      The thing is, my job at McDs wasn't one of the really bad
      ones. If I have to, I'll work fast food again (though I
      don't relish the thought), but I'll NEVER work fast food
      _management_. I've seen the manager's job, and I do NOT
      want it.

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    26. Re:I agree by edremy · · Score: 2

      currently manage nine people, four of whom are developers. I have to say I have more respect when people have a little backbone and say "No, I requested this time off under the company policies" than "Okay boss, I'll cancel my wedding to reboot the server."

      Back when I was in the National Guard, I freaked out my commander when I told the battalion XO "Hell no sir" when he told me to attend a workshop prior to our NTC rotation. I wasn't about to miss my wedding no matter how important the cause, but my CO kept telling me that I had to learn how to phrase things a bit more nicely when speaking to flag officers. WTF: I did say "sir"!

      (For those not familar with the army, think of an NTC rotation as a day 1 rollout of a huge project: lots of prep work and now you're going to be stress-tested to destruction.)

      --
      "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!"
    27. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A metaphor is just a big space rock to you, isn't it?

    28. Re:I agree by frogbutt · · Score: 1

      At the place I worked before, I went in as a technical writer, web master and misc odd jobs, just because I wanted to work there. The opportunity came up to be a software engineer in the new emerging wonderful world of Windows NT, because none of the other software engineers wanted anything to do with it. Five years and one busted start up later, I've had it with Microsoft and venture capitalists. I can sell my house for twice what it's worth, so I'm selling, moving back home, and paying cash for a nicer house. I'll flip burgers or hawk prepaid cell phones at Radio Shack. At least I'll get a day off occaisionally, and I won't feel guilty supporting Microsoft's evil empire. The up side to never taking vacation is that you can sell it back to the company when you quit.

    29. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that Johnny Worster boy, kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid... Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

    30. Re:I agree by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      Change country - there are actually places in the world were the work mentality is such that is almost unthinkable to ask someone to work more than 9 to 5, even in IT.

      The specifically case i know is Holland.

      Beware of Portugal and the UK - both share the "squeeze your employee as much as you can" mentality.

    31. Re:I agree by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      Here, I'd be willing to do the work that night, given that I, too, had no pressing engagements keeping me from it. However, if this employee shows this to be a pattern, they are *never* available during off hours, then yeah, you have to tell them they aren't cut out for this line of work. I had to do that not too long ago. We moved a guy out of my department and made him a computer operator (instead of an administrator) We got someone to replace him who was willing to put in the hours, he got a job where he could come in at 8:30 and leave at 5:30 and never had to carry a pager. Everyone won.

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      - "That's just the kind of fuzzy-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
    32. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyway, for his 10th birthday all he wanted was a borrow owl. just like his old man. "dad get me a borrow owl" i'll never ask for anything else ever again. so his dad breaks down and buys him a borrow owl. anyway, 10:30 the other night, i go into my backyard and there's the worster kid looking up in the tree. i said 'what are you looking for'. he says 'i'm looking for my borrow owl'. i said 'jumping jesus on a pogo stick! everybody knows the borrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. why do you think they call it a borrow owl anyway?"

    33. Re:I agree by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Corporate Troll, are you being insightful.

    34. Re:I agree by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      I don't know if bitter and disappointed counts as insightful.

  4. Yes.. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's nice to know your work actually has some actual value in some real, easy to see way.. rather than simply expecting to get paid tons of money from a company who isn't actually making any.

    That guy who comes in because your crepes are so good is going to make you a lot happier than some manager who is also getting paid too much bitching at you because the stock value is falling.... and wanting you to dialogue about utilizing resources, and action things.

    1. Re:Yes.. by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Ah, how many of those in the food industry, constantly beseiged by petulant complainers who can never be satisfied, who'd probably laugh themself silly reading that perception of customer satisfaction.

    2. Re:Yes.. by Pedersen · · Score: 2
      Ah, how many of those in the food industry, constantly beseiged by petulant complainers who can never be satisfied, who'd probably laugh themself silly reading that perception of customer satisfaction.

      Actually, I didn't. And I've done about 7 years worth of food service work. It's hard work, generally unrewarding. But I still remember a compliment I received when I was 16 years old (I'm 31 now, just for the record). One of the very few customers I recall, but I do recall him easily, because of that. And yes, it did matter that much to me.

      --

      GPL made simple: What was my stuff is now our stuff. If you improve our stuff, please keep it our stuff.
    3. Re:Yes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I still remember a compliment I received when I was 16 years old (I'm 31 now, just for the record)."

      Sonny boy, I haven't shat in 20 years and after eating your sloppy Joes I just dumped a two foot long snake. You've made an old man have a huuuuge bowel movement, and you should be proud of that.

    4. Re:Yes.. by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      I had a short job at a gas station. A customer's bill came to $5 and a few pennies. He gave me a ten and I rung it up and hit the cash button. I went to start counting his change and he tossed over a quarter. He was absolutely amazed when I was able to instantly do the math in my head and just hand him a five and however many cents it was. He said he's never run into somebody that was able to do that before. It was a nice compliment until I thought about it and realized that I wasn't that smart, I was just being compared to a bunch of morons. I started a tech job a couple months later.

      Coincidently, I recently paid a $9.03 food bill and gave the girl a $10 which she rang up, and then I found a nickel in my pocket so I gave it to her. She had to call her manager over and ask if I was allowed do that. The manager has some common sense and said "Yes", paused for a few seconds, and then told her how much to give me back.

    5. Re:Yes.. by DEBEDb · · Score: 1
      A customer's bill came to $5 and a few pennies. He gave me a ten and I rung it up and hit the cash button. I went to start counting his change and he tossed over a quarter. He was absolutely amazed when I was able to instantly do the math in my head and just hand him a five and however many cents it was


      His bill was FIVE AND CHANGE. He gave you
      a TEN. And you brilliantly did the math to
      hand him a FIVE AND CHANGE???

      --

      Considered harmful.
    6. Re:Yes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ooohhh...

      Someone's going to be embarrassed when they really read the problem...

    7. Re:Yes.. by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      oh yeah, that pesky quarter...
      mea culpa

      --

      Considered harmful.
  5. Techies for teachers by h3llphyre · · Score: 0, Informative

    I have seen a large amount of laid-off techies going and getting their teaching certs. I suppose in a way, they are contributing back to society this way and with a lot of states (in the NorthEast I know at least) the states help pay college debt. This is crucial for all the recent grads who cant find jobs because of the current down-swing. I think it is a good idea. As long as people can teach.

  6. Eh? by zapfie · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ..."open" but not "free" registration

    In what was is NYTimes registration not free? Is it the part where you pay $0, or the part where you don't give them any money?

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    slashdot!=valid HTML
    1. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In what was is NYTimes registration not free?

      In English there is no distinction between free like freedom and free like gratis [complimentary]. Many other languages have this distinction.

      Free means freedom of speech. Free means freedom to use a product in the manner that you choose. Free does not mean giving personal information to view copyrighted news.

    2. Re:Eh? by Dionysus · · Score: 2

      Free means freedom of speech. Free means freedom to use a product in the manner that you choose. Free does not mean giving personal information to view copyrighted news.

      You missed the definition of free which also means you don't pay for it. In that sense, NY Times registration is free.

      Funny how that works,isn't it?

      --
      Je ne parle pas francais.
    3. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free has always meant that you don't pay for something. What you fail to understand is that in registering for NYT, you do pay for it. Just because something doesn't have a financial cost, does not mean it has no other costs. And thus, it is not free.

    4. Re:Eh? by JamesKPolk · · Score: 2

      It's the part where they demand personal information.

      And if you think your personal information isn't of value, ask yourself why the Times wants it. Then go find out how much it costs to buy a mailing list.

    5. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the part where you use 'free' as the password and 'open' as the username.

  7. Copy of the article by 10+Speed · · Score: 0, Redundant

    On a cold weekday afternoon last January, 34- year-old Brian Benavidez plopped down with his girlfriend on a big white shabby-chic sofa in his loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, to watch a documentary about hot dogs. Mr. Benavidez, an M.B.A. and former investment banker, had been out of work since October, when he was laid off from his six-figure job at Bolt, a Manhattan Internet company.

    After a couple months of reading and sleeping until noon, he had begun to interview for jobs, but things weren't looking so good. Mr. Benavidez described himself as "just professionally depressed."

    But something about that hot dog documentary caught his attention.

    "I noticed that everybody who was being interviewed was happy," Mr. Benavidez said. "The people who worked behind the counters, the owners, the customers, they were all smiling. I told my girlfriend, `I want to make people that happy.' "

    A few hours later, Mr. Benavidez said, he had an epiphany: "I'll do hot dogs."

    Selling hot dogs and cheese fries was hardly the career Mr. Benavidez imagined for himself when he earned his degree from Columbia Business School in 1996, in the early days of the Internet boom.

    Back then, everyone had a business plan in his knapsack and venture capital flowed like Evian on a corporate charge card. But these are times of adjusted -- if not diminished -- expectations, especially for those young ambitious professionals who were swept up in the technology bubble of the late 1990's only to be unceremoniously disgorged a few years later.

    A few like Mr. Benavidez are refusing to let go of the entrepreneurial spirit and the dream of self-made riches that fueled start-up mania.

    Instead of spending billions to build a global brand, these recalibrated entrepreneurs are spending a few thousand dollars to make it big, or at least medium, in their own neighborhoods. They are opening concession stands, spas and bakeries, many with a post-millennial twist. Mr. Benavidez, for example, spent weeks searching for the perfect hot dog before settling on a hormone-free beef frank from grass-fed cattle on a California ranch.

    If the Internet economy was built on vapor, these new ventures are all too real. "I buy eggs, flour and cheese and turn it into things people like and will pay more for than I did," said Assaf Tarnopolsky, 31, a Wharton School of Business graduate who is now the proud owner of two crepe stands in San Francisco, under the self-bestowed title of the West Coast Crepe King. Mr. Tarnopolsky lost his $125,000-a-year job last September when his employer went bankrupt, so he turned to an earlier love.

    He had grown up eating crepes in Geneva, and as a hobby slopped batter on a hot iron at a San Francisco farmer's market on weekends. After a couple of "miserable" interviews, he said, "I decided, if it works on Saturday and Sunday, why not Monday through Friday?"

    The lifestyle change has not been easy. "Despite what people think," he said, "it's more stressful and more work than my corporate job." Mr. Tarnopolsky frequently wakes up at night worrying about crepes, and he and his wife now live with "a Depression-era mentality."

    "We're pinching pennies, cooking at home and not going to weddings we'd love to go to because they're too expensive."

    Ari Ginsberg, director of the entrepreneurship program at New York University's Stern School of Business, says that's what it takes. Mr. Ginsberg said that in every generation of professionals there are some who seek the stability of corporate jobs and others who are driven to go it alone.

    The current wave of scaled-down start-ups, Mr. Ginsberg said, is being run by "a breed of people who came of entrepreneurial age when there was a gold rush."

    "They were in a fantasy world. Now we're in a back-to-basics mode," he said. "Hot dog stands are about handling real merchandise and interacting with real customers. It takes hard work and time to see results when you build a business the old-fashioned way."

    Alas, few choose the old-fashioned way voluntarily. Most are like Andrew Reback, a 32-year-old M.B.A. from Boston University who was a director of product management at Excite@Home until he was laid off last Sept. 25.

    Mr. Reback said he had received no severance pay and his final paycheck bounced. He liked baking, so as he looked for a job in technology, he started selling desserts like chocolate mousse cake. The technology job never materialized -- Mr. Reback said everyone in his six-unit Burlingame, Calif., apartment building is unemployed -- so he kept on baking.

    Technology was all entree and no dessert, Mr. Reback said. With mousse cake, he said, "You get a sense of `It tastes good, and I like it.' I never got that at Excite."

    Mr. Reback grosses only "hundreds of dollars a week," he said, not exactly New Economy wages. But he said it did not bother him.

    "In the brief period of time I've been in business," he said, "I've already been more profitable than Excite@Home ever was."

    And while life in technology seemed like one long strategy meeting, his current job is much simpler. "I don't need a team of M.B.A.'s to tell me what to do next," he said. "The strategy is: make more desserts."

    For H. Joseph Ehrmann, a Thunderbird Business School graduate, it's soup. Mr. Ehrmann was laid off from his job at a California software company in July last year. Like many dot-com refugees, he took a monthlong soul-searching trip, to Indonesia. When he got back to San Francisco, he said, "There was a longer line at Starbucks than at any time in the boom."

    Mr. Ehrmann got the picture. He needed income, he said, so he joined a friend who had recently started an organic soup business called Heartland Soups.

    Where once a sales call meant driving to a mirrored glass building in Silicon Valley to pitch clients on $250,000 software packages, Mr. Ehrmann's pitches now involve handing out little plastic cups of soup to people on the street.

    "People love soup," Mr. Ehrmann said. "I say I'm building a soup company and people say, `Soup -- that's cool.' It's satisfying. You're giving people something that affects them right away."

    After quitting their jobs at a rapidly failing technology company in Vancouver, British Columbia, Chris Scott, 31, and Jamie McKeough, 33, spent some time in local spas and noticed "this overriding seriousness, like, `We're going to save your soul,' " Mr. Scott said. Their idea: a laid-back spa with no New Age pretense. As for music, Mr. Scott said, "No Enya."

    For all the touchy-feely talk about life on five figures, there is one thing about these young professionals that has not changed. They still want to get rich.

    "The way to be really successful is through ownership, not through being the 5,000th hire at a company," Mr. Tarnopolsky, the crepe maker, said.

    In the middle of the dot-com boom, Mr. Tarnopolsky said he aspired to be like Sky Dayton, the prototypical dot-com whiz kid and founder of EarthLink, the second-largest Internet provider in the United States. His new heroes? Debbi Fields, who started Mrs. Fields Cookies from a counter in Palo Alto, Calif., and Howard Schultz, chairman of Starbucks.

    "He successfully marketed and branded something that's been around for a long time," Mr. Tarnopolsky said. "I think the same thing can happen with crepes."

    According to Po Bronson, an author who chronicled the technology boom and who profiled 75 people contemplating their careers for his upcoming book, "What Should I Do With My Life?" (Random House), for all the talk of scaling back, today's entrepreneurs have not given up entirely on the dot-com ethos.

    "They come to it with the notion that the Internet may be dead but a lot of the values they believe in are the same," Mr. Bronson said. "They believe they can become an expert in something quickly, that brains might be better than experience, that most companies don't push hard enough. But the biggest is, `Life had meaning, and I was juiced when I took risk.'

    "I've seen a lot people say, `I'm going to find that same thing somewhere else, maybe not in the Internet but with a hot dog stand.' "

    If there's a thrill to be found in staring failure in the face, then small-business owners will have no shortage of excitement. According to the Small Business Administration, less than half of new businesses survive more than four years.

    For this reason, perhaps, the budding capitalists have encountered plenty of skepticism from family and friends. Mr. Benavidez approached several business school classmates about investing in his hot dog stand, for example, and was turned down by all of them.

    "They said they had got so burned investing in their friends' tech companies that they were tapped out or just too hesitant," he said.

    And the new business owners aren't past having their own doubts.

    "I've vacillated between thinking I was an absolute genius and the village idiot," Mr. Tarnopolsky said. "I feel a lot of pressure to succeed. This business is all wrapped up in me and my identity."

    When that pressure builds, new entrepreneurs seem to fall back on the same M.B.A. training they used to fuel growth in the dot-com sector. After a few days of feeling good about his hot dog epiphany, Mr. Benavidez "went into business-school mode," he said.

    He researched the margins of the hot dog market and analyzed neighborhood foot-traffic patterns, going so far as to count the number of customers going into local restaurants at certain hours.

    He used unwitting friends as market testers, serving them homemade relishes and mustards at a Super Bowl party and noting their preferences.

    And he dashed off a four- page business plan -- about 75 pages shorter than the average business plan he toted around during the boom -- that led to a $50,000 investment by family and friends.

    Mr. Benavidez added $40,000 of his own money ("Everything I have," he said) and early next month he will open his stand on North Fifth Street and Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. He named the place after his dog: "Sparky's American Food."

    "I'm going to be the one slopping chili on hot dogs and cooking burgers," Mr. Benavidez said. "The sky's the limit if we do things right. But my main goal, is, Please make this little shop work."

  8. With some great regularity, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently doing Unix admin work, and the company I work for is great (one of the few companies actually growing right now, and pretty fast at that), but I find myself thinking about jumping to something else.

    Right now the money keeps me where I'm at, because I can't really afford my lifestyle with much less. But that's about it -- I constantly wonder if I just chose this work because it comes naturally, and I apparently have a knack for it. I want more challenge, more spice, something to really look forward to every day.

    I don't think it'll be a barbershop, though. But it probably won't be computer stuff, either. Perhaps all of us (fairly) high-paid tech workers shouldn't be complaining -- maybe it's only because we get paid so well that we can afford the luxury of considering something else. Less skilled workers would probably jump at the chance to sit behind a desk all day and make $75k+ a year. So maybe I won't bitch *too* loudly ... :-)

  9. How Sad by NuttyBee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just sad.. Going from making $125k to making crepes.

    I know it's happening more and more. Why did I go to college for 6 years? It doesn't seem to improve my job prospects over all those liberal arts majors I thought were slackers.. At least they were content to enter the economy and make crepes..

    1. Re:How Sad by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know it's happening more and more. Why did I go to college for 6 years? It doesn't seem to improve my job prospects over all those liberal arts majors I thought were slackers.. At least they were content to enter the economy and make crepes..

      First they make crepes, then move up to manage creeps.

      All that "slacking off" was simply a non-credit course in shmoozing, which is a very important skill that many of us geeks unfortunately never perfected.

      Raw merit can be found in dollar-per-hour Indian programming sweatshops and desparate docile immigrants. If you want real money you have to learn to brown-nose with those who have it.

      So far brown-nosing is the only thing left that is still tough to import.

    2. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know it's happening more and more. Why did I go to college for 6 years? It doesn't seem to improve my job prospects over all those liberal arts majors I thought were slackers.. At least they were content to enter the economy and make crepes..
      This has me depressed too. Most days I get that "have I wasted years of my life?" feeling at least once, if not more often. So far I've gotten through it with a couple of positive thoughts:

      1 - This is only temporary. Recessions come and go, and so this one shall pass in time. There will be another "boom," though a more realistic one, in the future.

      2 - A lot of people who went into IT solely for the money are leaving the industry.

      These are the crepe makers, the ones who had a first love, the ones with laurels and liberal arts degrees to fall back on, who heard a radio ad telling them that if they went through MCSE bootcamp they'd quadruple their earnings. Good for them now, as they can find some other work while we're unemployed or working for little pay. And good for those of us whose first love is computers, those of us who are in IT because it's what we like to do, because jobs will open up for us as those who don't have the passion move on to other industries.

      Things will balance out. When they do, you and I who have put years into college and (if you're like me) yet more years into our love affair with computers will be back on top. Give it time, and cheer up :)
    3. Re:How Sad by hendridm · · Score: 1

      1 - This is only temporary. Recessions come and go, and so this one shall pass in time. There will be another "boom," though a more realistic one, in the future.

      I'm glad that help you sleep at night, but let's face it - IT is a dead industry. Companies are realizing they don't need that much IT, and qulified people are going to hang onto their jobs. Entry level people are SCREWED, as all companies are looking for experience.

      Knowing how to use a computer is like being able to drive an automobile in the early 1900's - a rare skill. Since everyone is expected to know computers these days, just like driving, we are all useless.

      I, too, am sad about my wasted time at college. I'm trying to change all that, but I could have had 4 years of experience right now (which is what employers really want) instead of 4-years of worthless courses and a piece of paper valuable only as ass-wipe.

    4. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No question. I went to a very highly regarded east coast liberal arts college at 32k a year... I had been coding professionally for 3 years before college. Professionally speaking, I would have been much better off not going to school, I learn more in a day at my job than I did in any semester of class.

    5. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a minute... it took you 6 years! That might explain part of it...

    6. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't seem to improve my job prospects over all those liberal arts majors I thought were slackers.

      Now I'm going to make you real sad. I was one of those slacker liberal arts majors. I am now a software engineer in a stable tech sector (it ain't IT or the web). There's a lot of people like me around.

    7. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      liberal arts majors run the world, dude.

    8. Re:How Sad by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      This is just sad.. Going from making $125k to making crepes.

      I know it's happening more and more. Why did I go to college for 6 years?


      What's sad is that people expect to make $125K right out of college. :-b

    9. Re:How Sad by NuttyBee · · Score: 1

      6 years including about 18 months of full time work in the REAL WORLD.. Plus changing schools, and changing majors.

      If I had started where I finished, I would have been done in 3 1/2, class availability permitting.

      In California, 5 to 5 1/2 years is about the norm for someone in Engineering. Not including going to work FULL TIME.

    10. Re:How Sad by NuttyBee · · Score: 1

      The guy in the article had an MBA. Still -- He was paid well. However, this doesn't mean graduating engineers deserve to make 50k if they are extrordinarily lucky. (Entry level jobs are scarse, people will mortgages to pay will take them when all else fails..)

      There is some middle ground between $25k and $125k and the $25k deserves to go to the person who partied for 4 years while the rest of us studied.

      Just my 2 cents.

    11. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you bought into the whole cultish aspect of higher education in our society. Your elitist attitude is now your downfall.

      Maybe you can become a professional student? Or how about getting a job and not expect to make 125k$ a year for moving a mouse?

      Nah, after all, you went to schooooool, right?

    12. Re:How Sad by famillionaire · · Score: 1

      You went to college for six years to get an education. This is something that is valuable independently of how many dollars per hour you are able to rent it out for.

    13. Re:How Sad by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      True, but I spent something like $40,000 on my education. I'd like to see a return on my investment, as it were.

    14. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just sad.. Going from making $125k to making crepes.

      Why is it sad? The guy making crepes is happy. He's working his way up; he has 2 stalls selling crepes now.

      Did you read about the guy who is setting up a hotdog stand? Do you know why hes doing it? Because he wants to make people happy! Its not because he thinks he'll make millions, but because he wants to make people happy.

      I wouldn't call that sad at all. I think that its great! Some people have finally realised that money is not the only thing in this world. These people are doing what they want to do, and they're happy. They don't have to worry about meetings going on until 3am. They're not immersing themselves in posessions in some pathetic attempt to make themselves "happy". They're genuinly happy.

      What is sad is the number of posters in this article who seem to think that the people in the article are mentally ill, because they're not worried about the latest pair of $400 sneakers for their kid. Whats wrong with you people?!?

    15. Re:How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy in the article had an MBA

      So he'd done some extra simple arithmetic.

      I didn't realize that getting into an MBA course require more than being able to walk and talk at once ...

    16. Re:How Sad by borgasm · · Score: 1

      We seem to share the same opinion about liberal arts majors. Although there is one big difference...

      As a friend and I were talking, I noted:

      "Why shouldn't I just become a slacker business major and quit engineering?"

      Her words shed light on my motives: "Because you'd just be bored."

      She was absolutely right.

      Technical knowledge is amazing in its ability to awe people. Even simple Newtonian physics can spark someone's interest in you. I can't imagine studying anything else but engineering.

      My roommate says: "Engineering is all about learning everything about everything, and then being able to apply that knowledge anywhere. You need to be able to do anything."

      I was born a programmer, but I am working in optics now. For me, engineering is the only way to go.

  10. My feelings exactly... by DrZish · · Score: 1

    I'm currently in my fourth year of college and I often feel some of the same feelings about my chosen career field and I'm not even out in the real world yet. I have often thought of going to cooking school and perhaps opening a small restaurant. If I wasn't so far along in school I probably would. I think there is just something about a job such as cooking where in my opinion you are providing something that people need and enjoy. Not that I wouldn't love working on computers, but I just think sometimes that my life would be better focused on providing a more essential need.

    1. Re:My feelings exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm supposed to enter my 4th year of college this year to finish up my B.Sc. in CS. I'm not. I'm opening my own business instead just as I'd dreamed about doing since I was 14. I couldn't be happier. I'll return and finish school on my own time when I'm there only because I want to be there; not for some alterior motive such as "to get a good job" or "to please the parents" or "because that's what people my age do". I'd suggest you don't sell yourself short. If you're staying in school now because "[you're] so far along in school..." chances are 20 years from now you'll be saying "well I'd really do this in life if it wasn't so risky and I wasn't in this comfy, corporate job with great benefits." Make sure you're at school because you want to be there, or it truly will have been a waste of time.

    2. Re:My feelings exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) finish your degree unless you're bill gates or steve jobs. It can only be a benefit, as you can do whatever you want after you graduate. You are not locked into anything.

      2) hardly anybody actually continues for long in the field they studied in undergraduate school, because they grow personally, different opportunities come along, and life happens. I know a guy who got two PhDs simultaneously, one of the few in the world (Physics and Chemistry), and what did he do when he graduated? went to write scripts in hollywood. he was sick of physics and chemistry! The ability to get both at the same time required political skills and maneuvering in addition to intellect and hard work (neither department wanted to grant him one in addition to the other), so people believed he was for real. the moral is that ultimately it doesn't matter what you study, it matters how you do it and that you believe in yourself. other people will then believe in you.

  11. After reading the owner/builder article... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I figured that if my skills start to go downhill, instead of becoming a project manager at an IT firm, I'd just become a home builder. More or less the same thing, but wood can be easier to mold than coders at times.

  12. Pass on Da Skillz by marko123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With extra time on your hands, and about three years of experience jammed into two (if you worked stupidly long hours trying to keep your company alive), you probably have a lot of knowledge in your head.

    I sometimes give non-gratis tech help to people I meet who are trying to get started on the web, or in computers, or starting an e-business. I get a warm fuzzy feeling, and still get to do the stuff I enjoy.

    --
    http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    1. Re:Pass on Da Skillz by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

      I'd go one step further and recommend to share or trade your skills. If you can find a few people with complementary skills, you might be able to start something on your own. See your labor as the poor man's VC. I've had the idea to start a clearing station for IT-related work, but the project is currently stalled (time constraints). Sort of barter system for freelancers.

    2. Re:Pass on Da Skillz by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Already been done, but I didn't join because they passed on all the legal liabilities that a company would otherwise incur...

      www.asynchrony.com

      --
      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    3. Re:Pass on Da Skillz by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, but that was not what I had in mind. The trading site would let the copyright at the original author and the other site I'm working on needs a job posted, before any work is done. But the asynchrony site looks really interesting, although most jobs seem to be rather dead?

  13. Life as Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last three years of my life has been work on a series of projects cancelled or abandoned before rollout. So I've had time to speculate on better roles. I've noticed over the years that the weather is a common topic of conversation. So what better job than to be paid to talk about something you were probably going to talk about anyway. And if you're constantly pessimistic, then everyone's happy you're wrong.

    1. Re:Life as Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, all Java projects?

    2. Re:Life as Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably. Fuck, I'm ***soooo*** glad I had a Software Engineering class. We did a Java project that completely bombed because Java Media Framework is so poor. That class taught me one valuable lesson (plus a bunch of others...): fuck Java. Fuck that shit, don't touch it, don't even fucking think about it. It is some worthless shit.

  14. Real Job vs. IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After being unemployed for a while I moved from IT to a kitchen job.

    I guess the easiest way I found to summarise the difference, was that in the kitchen I got covered in shit, but at least the shit I got covered in would come off in the shower at night.

    I can't say the same for an office job. ;)

  15. Oh yes. by MattTC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After 3 Years of working in the dungeons of Tech Support, I've finally started getting free.

    I'm a consultant now, offering advice to the same companies I used to support. Telling 'em all the things I never had time to on the phones. And I'll probably be doing this and other IT-related stuff for a while yet.

    But I've started building some new skills, skills that have a purpose. In my case, its woodworking.

    Have you seen the utter crap they sell at Art Van lately? I can make furniture at the same prices that is SO MUCH more durable and attractive.

    And when I finish a project, I can look at it and say "I built this." and know that means something. I've created a solid piece of furniture, that will be making some family (maybe my own) happy three generations from now.

    Not some ephemeral little app that noone will ever use anyway, or telling some moron what he should have been able to do himself, if he could only learn to think.

    It makes me happy, like I havent been in years.

    --
    --"You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think."
    1. Re:Oh yes. by looie · · Score: 2
      But I've started building some new skills, skills that have a purpose. In my case, its woodworking.

      Have you seen the utter crap they sell at Art Van lately? I can make furniture at the same prices that is SO MUCH more durable and attractive.

      too bad you aren't in the ct area, my fiance is looking for some decent loft beds for her kids. ;-) but, she doesn't -- well, actually I don't -- want to pay $1000+ for them. (we are talking about beds for a 2 & 4 y/o.)

      in my own case, i started out on the tech floor for my current employer, moved to the 'eservices' group when it started up and now i am moving (hopefully) into the professional services group. basically, i travel and consult with customers on installing, implementing and using some of our software products.

      a couple things are nice about this. one is, i'm outta the freaking office 3-4 days a week! yeah!! another is, what i do actually generates revenue for the company. you have to be able to pay $2000 a day or you won't see me on your doorstep. air travel sucks, hotels suck, but working directly with customers is great (mostly) and when you're done -- you're done. mission accomplished. i'm a very task-oriented person, so i like the sense of completion -- something you don't get from tech support or any related function.

      mp

      --
      "The secret to strong security: less reliance on secrets." -- Whitfield Diffie
    2. Re:Oh yes. by zaffir · · Score: 1

      That right there sounds like a job i'd want to do. Sure programming and security fascinate me, but consulting is much more satisfying. I have no qualms about spending 2 hours explaining my neighbors new computer to them, even if i don't get paid for it. Although i simply hate being crammed in planes (shouldn't they be considered sardine cans now?), so i don't know if i could put up with that for long. :)

      --
      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    3. Re:Oh yes. by looie · · Score: 2
      That right there sounds like a job i'd want to do. Sure programming and security fascinate me, but consulting is much more satisfying. I have no qualms about spending 2 hours explaining my neighbors new computer to them, even if i don't get paid for it. Although i simply hate being crammed in planes (shouldn't they be considered sardine cans now?), so i don't know if i could put up with that for long. :)

      yeah, i refer to planes as flying cattlecars. mooo! ;-)

      mp

      --
      "The secret to strong security: less reliance on secrets." -- Whitfield Diffie
    4. Re:Oh yes. by analog_line · · Score: 2

      Well, I'm glad you actually work for a consultancy that is actually able to DO stuff.

      I worked for two different computer consulancies during the dot.con, one a small infosec consultancy that was shuffled between security software companies, and Lucent, in the consulting portion that was INS. I must've been lucky to get all the crap, 'cause my experiences there were brain bashingly frustrating in almost every way. With the small consultancy, I was basically an installer for the software company that owned us, and eventually was a casualty of an attempted coup by a couple people there who just didn't like me. At Lucent, I was sent to a 10 month+ project, where we sat around at the client's expense for two thirds of the time. I alternated between hating the fact that we were basically stealing this company's money and wanting out of there, to just telling myself to enjoy the ride. Free food wherever we wanted to eat (I could've eaten at my favorite sushi place every day, every meal if I'd wanted to, and they would've have blinked). Free rent. Free car. Half the time we just went back to our apartments at noon 'cause there was just nothing to do but wait for the client to get ready for us.

      Now, I'm working with my father, doing small time Mac/PC consulting/support. Basically a roving IT guy for companies that can't afford/don't want a permanent on staff IT person. I love fixing problems (however much I spit and curse at the machines while I'm fixing them). I'm actually able to do something USEFUL for people. At least half of what I did when I went out at my previous two jobs was a pet project of a manager, or the result of some slimy salemanship, so what I did never, ever got used. They might as well have just sent my company the money and left me at home. When I walk in to my regular clients, I hear something I only heard once while working in the big time (because %90 of the time, when I wasn't an installer, I was being brought in to fix another consultant's mess) "Thank God you're here". It's a good feeling to be needed, not because they're desperate, but because they trust you can do the job right.

    5. Re:Oh yes. by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      As they say, been there, done that. A little over two years ago, I started a side business doing leatherwork, mostly collars for sighthounds. There's a great satisfaction in working on a project, and being able to hold the completed product in your hands at the end. Then, having someone truly appreciative pay you for doing it. For better or for worse, when I finish a leatherworking project it's done. It will either be sold to a customer, or tossed in the bin. Either way, I won't get dragged into an indefinite period of maintenance, support and upgrades that completely destroys my sense of completion. And, I actually get letters from folks telling me how much they like my product and how wonderful they think it is. As opposed to my day job, where I get bitched at because the app doesn't do X things that weren't on the non-existent spec-sheets we kept begging for.

      For those in the IT business who haven't caught on to this. I highly recommend picking up a hobby that lets you create things that you can hold in your hands. It just might keep you sane, and will provide you with something to do when you finally burn out ... er ... retire.

  16. Aftermarket exhaust systems by NVH+Engr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work as a noise control engineer and have the same feelings; I provide a valuable service, but it is so abstract... I originally got into engineering to "do stuff" and "make stuff", not "think stuff" and "program stuff".

    For the past few years, I have been seriously considered starting my own muffler manufacturing business. Provide an actual product, one that makes the world a better, quieter place, at a reasonable cost that actually performs as advertised.

    Right now, it is just a dream. Still waiting for a certain set of noncompetes to expire...

    1. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the past few years, I have been seriously considered starting my own muffler manufacturing business. Provide an actual product, one that makes the world a better, quieter place, at a reasonable cost that actually performs as advertised.

      Quieter?? Most people buying aftermarket exhaust systems want them to be LOUD so their 4 cylinder Honda sounds like a Ferarri.

    2. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by Osty · · Score: 1

      For the past few years, I have been seriously considered starting my own muffler manufacturing business. Provide an actual product, one that makes the world a better, quieter place, at a reasonable cost that actually performs as advertised.

      I hope you're not planning on marketing to the boy-racer or performance segments of the muffler market, because "quieter" just won't do. Come to think of it, unless you get a contract with an automobile manufacturer, I doubt you'll sell many of your quieter mufflers. For most people, their stock muffler is "good enough", and they don't notice the noise. For those who actively replace their mufflers, it's a 50/50 split between getting better sound, and getting better performance, and those that want better performance tend to also want a better (read "louder") sound. So that leaves you with the segment of the market that is people replacing mufflers because they have to do so (their current muffler is old or broken or otherwise due for replacement), and most of them will very likely just use the stock manufacturer part for their car.


    3. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Actually, I read a big article on the science of exhaust systems. I think it may have been in Popular Mechanics magazine, less than a year ago.

      Anyway - I think the performance exhaust market does have a need for people who can tune an exhaust so it gives a specific type of "tone" while keeping maximum performance. There's much more involved in getting this right than you'd think.

      I agree that people don't usually look for "quiet" as the preferred characteristic of a replacement muffler -- but it really depends on the car, and what you're selling.

      EG. Greddy made quite a bundle selling their "Power Extreme" cat-back exhaust systems for the 1993-98 Toyota Supras. They're touted as being among the quietest exhausts on the market for this car, but also hailed for their good performance improvements and physical design. (Unlike 90% of the aftermarket exhausts for the Supra, the Greddy PE was designed to use all of the factory mounting points. Some people really like knowing the new exhaust fits exactly where the original did, with no unused/exposed hangers.) Nonetheless, the Greddy PE has a lot of questionable build-quality issues. (They tend to rust out prematurely, despite supposedly being an all-stainless steel exhaust.)

      I think a similar case can likely be made for aftermarket exhausts for upscale German cars. No, the average teen "boy racer" with his Honda CRX covered in stickers just wants something LOUD -- but there are more sophisiticated car owners into performance, too.

    4. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by Osty · · Score: 1

      Just up front, let me admit that I really don't know too much about this area. I mean, I know what mufflers do, and where they're mounted, and a tiny tiny bit about how the various sounds are generated by obstructing, restricting, or freeing the flow of air (among other things). I'm simply not very knowledgeable in the area as a whole, because I've never had/wanted to replace a muffler on any car I've owned, yet.


      I think a similar case can likely be made for aftermarket exhausts for upscale German cars. No, the average teen "boy racer" with his Honda CRX covered in stickers just wants something LOUD -- but there are more sophisiticated car owners into performance, too.

      I'm the owner of a (admittedly lower-end) high-performance German car, and I haven't thought about performance mods yet. Maybe it's because I'm still relatively knew (I've had the car only a few months now) to this, I don't know. For the moment, I'm happy with the performance and exhaust note of my car. In fact, I'd be a little afraid that changing up my exhaust system to gain some more performance would sacrifice the unique tone of my current muffler, and I wouldn't want to lose that. Then again, you're right -- if I could increase the performance of my car while at the very least keeping my current exhaust note (if not making it even sweeter, though that's subjective and I'd have to have the whole system installed before I could tell whether I like the sound or not, and that's expensive), I'd be all over that. Of course, the tailpipe on my car is rather distinctive, as well, and i wouldn't want to lose the look either.

    5. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      It is not as bleak as it seems. I would not even bother with the auto or motorcycle manufacturers as the cost of entry is too high relative to the margins. The people replacing broken or warn mufflers are similarly looking for cheap parts or whatever the mechanic has in inventory.

      No, the real opportunities are in the enthusiast market. You are right, those folks tend to want (in general...) high-flow pipes, not low-noise. But there is a small segment that wants their car to be quiet while at the same time getting reasonable fuel mileage. This segment, admittedly small, is quite underserved.

      Remember, a company does not have to be big to be profitable and does not have to be huge to provide a reasonable income for its owners.

      Besides, it is possible to serve both the "loud pipes save lives" crowd and the auto audiophile without doubling either marketing or tooling costs. I will leave this as an exercize to the reader...

    6. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      Quieter?? Most people buying aftermarket exhaust systems want them to be LOUD so their 4 cylinder Honda sounds like a Ferarri.

      That would also be a good market. Using good design, an equally loud pipe can have a lower pressure drop and be produced at a lower price. Okay, that does not make the world a quieter place, but improved fuel mileage is always a good thing for all of us...

    7. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      The Mustang and Camero/Firebird markets are very well served. I would not think I could add a lot of value there; I would just be one more name in a huge list.

      Other markets are not so well served, though, and would be receptive to a new manufacturer.

    8. Re:Aftermarket exhaust systems by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      Say, if you ever run across that article again, I would like to read it.

      Thanks!

  17. ATTN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another slashdolt has been identified as possessing a lame, corny sense of "humor." Triangulating position for destruction now...

    1. Re:ATTN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I broke his bones and ate the humor inside, it defiently tasted like corn. :(

      damn midwestern kids

  18. OK, please explain to an ignorant douchebag by GammaStorm · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The NY Times ("open" but not "free" registration)

    So you have to reg at the NYT website. You are asked to reg at /. as well as a gazilion other websites. As far as I know, since I'm reg'd there, is that the NYT site is FREE to register. So you can't just link stories from /. to it without doing so. Big fucking DEAL!

    They have your e-mail address. OH NO! You are now part of their evil plan to get your e-mail address and allow you to view their content. Those monsters!

    While I admit it might be annoying, its not criminal, and it's certainly more generous than many other pay sites. Get OFF it people and try to be original.

    Next week I will explore the reasons why beer IS NOT FREE, unless you steal it from your neighbors refrigerator.

    1. Re:OK, please explain to an ignorant douchebag by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      You forget, these are the people who'd rather spend hours whining about something than spending 5 minutes to find a solution. They like having something to complain about.

    2. Re:OK, please explain to an ignorant douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (+1, insightful)

    3. Re:OK, please explain to an ignorant douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like saying free beer isn't free because of the hangover.

  19. work with kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after a few years of working in my childrens' preschool classrooms, I discovered I really enjoy kids. so I got a "summer job" teaching sailing to 9-16 year olds. I am having a blast!!!

    as tough as kids are some times, it sure beats working with a bunch of maladapted, socially incompetent, no-hobby, no-life, nerds like at my last programming job.

    the only problem is, I make 1/6 of what I used to make. so I gotta work more hours than there are in a month just to pay the mortgage. gotta figure out something else. probably get back to coding eventually, but this is a nice break for now.

    good luck finding a job, it is really tight out there!!

    1. Re:work with kids! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* after a few years of working in my childrens' preschool classrooms, I discovered I really enjoy kids. so I got a "summer job" teaching sailing to 9-16 year olds. I am having a blast!!!....the only problem is, I make 1/6 of what I used to make. *)

      If you are male, you will be discriminated against. Parents see you as statistically more likely to be a child molestor, so they may steer clear.

      Me, I just molest code.

    2. Re:work with kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No troll: be sure to keep a witness (preferably female!) around you at all times. Granted, you're not a Catholic priest but you're male, and in the eyes of feminist judges, that makes you a predator.

    3. Re:work with kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that's what i don't understand about most people in the tech industry. Why are your typical programmer/IT wankers complete nothings outside of their c++ compiler? I, like you, love sailing. I love mountain biking. I actually take advantage of my gym membership. I don't have the gift of gab, but i can carry on a conversation. And i'm a complete geek.

  20. Why aren't they working in IT anymore? Good/bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we have here is a failure to communicate. If you're surprised, it's not just a problem with them....
    You need to understand why they're not working in IT anymore. Here are some possible reasons:

    They're still trying to clarify the requirements. Some projects have well-defined requirements, but many real ones don't, and maybe their parts are fuzzier than yours, or maybe they need help understanding them.
    They're still designing interfaces and test plans, and are wisely not writing code until they know what it should do and how to do it right. Maybe your part has more obvious interfaces than theirs, or maybe they need some help defining them, or maybe you're rushing off writing code before you've done your critical design work. Writing code is only the middlish 10% of the job.
    Maybe they're trying to build tools they need to build their real code. This could be forward-thinking planning, or it could be they don't realize the resources they've got available and need help finding / getting them.
    Maybe they're underskilled and over their heads and don't know how to do the job - but apparently you haven't been communicating with them, and also apparently they haven't been communicating with you.
    So talk with them first and find out what's going on. If you can't come to an understanding, find a manager to help -- I don't mean a Boss to tell them what to do, I mean a Manager to actually manage the project and people. You probably need one of those anyway, and sometimes programmers can do that but sometimes they don't have the people skills to do it.

  21. I'd like to work for the RSPCA... by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

    As an animal lover I've always thought I'd love to give them more than just monetary support. Sure, it's likely not the idylic job I've conjured up in my mind, but I'm sure that I'd feel one hell of a lot more fulfilled knowing I'd saved a few dogs and cats from brutality and death than knowing I'd written X lines of code for some business.

    Hell, if I had enough money behind me I'd go work for them for free!

    1. Re:I'd like to work for the RSPCA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're a vegan, else you're a pretty poor animal lover...

    2. Re:I'd like to work for the RSPCA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I hope you're a vegan, else you're a pretty poor animal lover..."

      I love animals, especially deep fried and residing in my tummy.

    3. Re:I'd like to work for the RSPCA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love animals, they are fucking delicious!

    4. Re:I'd like to work for the RSPCA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously are you saying there is no difference between a cow who lives it's life eating grass and gets humanely (?) killed perhaps a bit prematurely ...

      and the cases the RSPCA deal with like the guy who buried his German Shepherd dog up to it's head then ran over it with the lawn mower until it was dead?

      i'd happily argue you can eat a bit of meat and still try to protect animals.

      unless your a fundamentalist zealot, and they are bad whatever their beliefs are.

  22. imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine not having to worry about network connectivity, users, clients, technology, licensing, unrealistic deadlines, and projects with zero budget.

    I would be so much happier. Alas, I need to be able to pay for my house, and I like living a comfortable life. I've been without money before, and I appreciate the amount of money I make now. It's probably hard to make nearly 6 figures selling hot dogs or making crepes. If I could find a trendy furniture store to sell my designs, I'd probably make more than I do now, but finding the time is not easy.

    The money in IT is great, but the stress is almost not worth it.

  23. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Shut up hippy!

    This is an even better reason to kill people. If disgruntled employees who took too much crap killed their bosses more often...

    Maybe bosses would think twice before being jerks?

    Its like Columbine... people used to pick on us at school, but after Columbine... all the stupid jocks thought twice before messing with us. Muahahahaha. I learned a lesson there, I'll kill anyone that persecutes me in any shape/form/fashion. Be it a peer, a boss, a wife, a preacher, etc.

  24. I am in the same boat by rootbeertapper · · Score: 1

    I have recently been part of a lay off after 2 1/2 years as a Sys Admin. Having been rather disillusioned with my company and the industry as a whole, I am currently contemplating a switch to a job in the Criminal Justice field, which I hold a Master degree in. While it is almost assured that it will pay less, I believe, perhaps naively, that it will make a difference somehow in the long run. At the end, when I look back, I really do not want to see that all my life's work was just to make some fat-cat CEO and money-grubbing stockholders rich as a cog in the corporate machine.

    1. Re:I am in the same boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, i look at the code i've written, the problems i've solved, and really everything i've done as a little victory. There aren't many things as satisfying as fixing a big bug. I code for the challenge, money is just there to give me food and a place to stay.

  25. This is pretty comon.... by Salad+Shooter · · Score: 1

    I still do this when I write code, mostly HTML, for people with small businesses. For example, my mechanic runs a fan website for his favorite car (the Pontiac Tempest). I maintain the site (which includes UBBS chat area) and in return he works on my car for free.

    1. Re:This is pretty comon.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTML is code now? It's no wonder your bubble has burst.

    2. Re:This is pretty comon.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      code is code, who gives a fuck unless you need to prove something. I spose COBOL isn't "real code" either, funny how a huge amount of IT work is still in this language.

      Exchange of labour is fairly common amongst tradesmen, the best part is you know your mechanic would not rip you off and will do the right thing by you - he won't give a toss about someone who think's he is better because he codes a "real man's language."

  26. this just proves it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most of the dot-com-boom workers were barely
    qualified to be short-order cooks anyway -
    now they're where they belong, and the rest of
    us that actually Belonged in the industry by
    dint of skill and knowledge can possibly affect
    a salvage of some kind.

    "one less web designer"

  27. Wanting to go to cooking school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of the IT field (10+ years). If I had another skill to fall back on, I would be doing it right now. I spent the last three years at a dotcom, and I swear it feels like 5 or 6 years - the pace was that fast. Now I want to improve my cooking skills, learn to weld, or even switch over to robotics, *ANYTHING* different. I think it just comes down to burnout.

  28. I have a theory on that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on my limited but successful classes in economics, and the fact that I survived the dotcom fallout (still an employed programmer, at that), I have my own theories as to how "smart people could make such big mistakes."

    Most of the "smart people" weren't technicians, but business-savvy entrepreneurs. And plenty of THEM weren't all that business-savvy, at that. These were the ones who actually founded companies. The tech-geeks were, typically, just along for the ride.

    The REAL loosers were the rich venture-capitalists. The products of a booming economy, they had extra cash to toss around and a brand-new universe of investment potential.

    Demand for computer programmers was so high that anyone who had taken a single night-school class in M$-Visual Basic could get a job with a ridiculous salary and ridiculous benefits. And, to fill the vacuum, many such people did.

    Though, ultimately, all the technical decisions were being made by non-technically-inclined managers, this was the trend before and after the dotgones had their day. The real disaster struck when advertisers realized a very humbling fact: people don't click on ad banners.

    There it went. *poof* Advertisers stopped paying exorbident rates to have their banners on any site that wasn't part of standard vocabulary (such as Amazon or Yahoo). Most businesses had scraped by on advertisement income alone. So that was pretty much that.

    The people who suffered most were the investors. The wannabe computer programmers went back to jobs for which they were more cut-out, and technical salaries dropped back down to reasonable, market-value levels. Once again, computer programmers, DBA's, and what-not have to compete with each other for jobs, just like everybody else.

    so there you have it.

    $0.02 or so.

  29. Tolerating Boredom by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    The problem with restaraunt work is the boredom: doing the same thing over and over again.

    I could not tolerate that without a radio or some mind-altering drug or *something* to relieve the boredom.

    (Then again, fixing poorly-factored copy-n-paste speggetti code from jerkoff programmers is also kind of repetitious.)

    1. Re:Tolerating Boredom by DrSbaitso · · Score: 1

      As someone who's worked as a waiter, I tend to disagree with this sentiment. Waiting on tables is only boring if there's no one at the restaurant. If you have a full plate of tables, and have to keep tabs on drinks, which course is coming next, keeping their table set correctly, ringing up checks, etc etc, you do not have time to be bored.

      That said, I'm sure working at a fast-food style place would be the epitome of tedium.

      --
      beware the jabberwock, my son! the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    2. Re:Tolerating Boredom by martissimo · · Score: 2

      I could not tolerate that without a radio or some mind-altering drug or *something* to relieve the boredom.


      Don't worry then, you will fit right in. I highly recommend Kitchen Confidential ... it's quite a hilarious read, and isn't too far off from what i encountered when i used to cook professionally.

    3. Re:Tolerating Boredom by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      ....ringing up checks, etc etc, you do not have time to be bored.

      Pressure to do repeative things faster is not really a cure for boredom for me. There has to be some creativity. I tried the art biz, but it is filled with people who want to use art to turn on the girls, so money is not their goal. Thus, they work for sex, not money, and that is all the industry pays practically.

  30. information is money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its the part where you give them your email address and endure thier spam.

  31. call me arrogant... by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    but i'm just "too proud" to go from IT to making someone's food. it would disturb me, cuz i'd always feel that i'm doing less than i'm capable of.

    anyone else get that?

    1. Re:call me arrogant... by looie · · Score: 2
      but i'm just "too proud" to go from IT to making someone's food. it would disturb me, cuz i'd always feel that i'm doing less than i'm capable of.

      well, i guess the obvious question is: is what you are doing now all that you are capable of doing? do you really feel that you'll never be doing anything better?

      some years ago, i was listening to bruce williams on the radio one night and he commented that he would never hire anyone who was unemployed. The reason, he said, was that anyone who really wanted to work could find a job. in his opinion, someone ready to take an 'inferior' job just to be self-sufficient was an employee who would do whatever it might take to get a job done. someone 'too proud' to take an 'inferior' job was someone who would only do those parts of a job that he felt were 'worthy' of him.

      <shrug> ymmv.

      mp

      --
      "The secret to strong security: less reliance on secrets." -- Whitfield Diffie
    2. Re:call me arrogant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Providing sustenance, one of the 3 must-haves for life, makes you feel worse than providing idiots with access to their porn and email? Your priorities seem skewed.

    3. Re:call me arrogant... by Animats · · Score: 2

      Bruce Williams? The guy who writes an advice column for the Jewish World Review? He's supposed to be an expert on hiring?

    4. Re:call me arrogant... by NineNine · · Score: 2

      And IT is more important than food? I can do without computers. I can't go without food.

    5. Re:call me arrogant... by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

      but i'm just "too proud" to go from IT to making someone's food. it would disturb me, cuz i'd always feel that i'm doing less than i'm capable of.

      Never. But I would feel that I was making $50,000 less than I was capable of!

      Actually I HATE the pressure of being an applications engineer. Or at least I hate it when:
      1. We don't really have enough money to finish the project, so we screw ourselves by making early deadlines (with terrible code) in order to make demos and impress investors.
      2. Other programmers on my team are inexperienced and making a mess.
      3. Managers are clueless about software development and think that tools, abstraction, and testing are unnecessary! Or they allow testing, but always look for a scapegoat when a bug is found - and it's not the idiot who throws things together too quickly and screwed the project up for the rest of us who's blamed, because he's the fastest (?!) and therefore the star.

      Oh, and why do idiots who managed huge projects badly think they must know more about software development than experienced engineers?
      Arrgh!!!!

      (panting hard)
      I could be serving coffee ... right now!

      Rocky J. Squirrel

    6. Re:call me arrogant... by looie · · Score: 2
      Bruce Williams? The guy who writes an advice column for the Jewish World Review? [jewishworldreview.com] He's supposed to be an expert on hiring?

      well, the bruce williams to whom i was referring used to have a 'how to succeed in business' radio talk show ... probably still does. according to himself, he put himself through college while working three jobs (stay-at-home wife & several kids, too) & went on to found a number of businesses which made him a millionaire. then he got into the business of telling other people how to be successful in business.

      the radio show was often interesting.

      mp

      --
      "The secret to strong security: less reliance on secrets." -- Whitfield Diffie
    7. Re:call me arrogant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      last summer I was unemployed because I was unable to find a summer job within my field of study and I didn't feel like taking any job. I ended up staying home all summer and IT SUCKED! I was depressed I didn't' feel like going or doing anything. My advice is doing anything is better than nothing.

  32. Well.. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    I daresay not everyone's tech job sucks.

    Just those instant jobs where they were willing to pay shitloads of money to wankers with little or no experience.. those jobs are gone.

    There are still jobs out there for those who actually took their beats early, didn't job-hop every 6 months for the bigger-better-deal, and didn't fuck over their employers when they left.

    1. Re:Well.. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* There are still jobs out there for those who actually took their beats early, didn't job-hop every 6 months for the bigger-better-deal, *)

      Heck, all the companies I was with either folded after 6-months or canned their big IT projects (and programmers) after 6-months.

      It made a mess out of my resume.

      I am trying to pass as a cheap-ass foreign telecommuter. I would rather program for min. wage than flip burgers for min. wage.

      Even those are hard to get into. There are a lot of desperate techies out there who are far better liars than me. I wish they taught lying at the Universities. They don't make you competative if they don't teach you to lie. It is a survivle skill. Politicians couldn't do without it, and jobs are becomming more and more political.

      Truth == poor

    2. Re:Well.. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I enjoy my IT work. I always have. I'm a network engineer, and I know business. When I leave at the end of the day, I don't have anything in my hands that I made, but I did solve problems or streamline precesses that make the tools that companies use (network-attached tools, mind you) work better, more efficiently, and/or more reliably. It makes them work better and make more money doing whatever it is that they happen to do.

      I don't work insane hours (I did when it was my own consulting firm, but I sold that several years ago......you see....problem identified, solution created and implemented....lern the process all you whiners out there), and I don't get shat on. Because I'm conscientious about the work I do, and I'm good at it. And I'm polite to people, even those that don't know how to use a computer as well as I do (another thing many geeks need to learn).

      I like my life and my job. If you are among those who can't say that, you ought to try identifying what the problem is and then figure out how to fix it (which means actually coming up with a realistic way to fix it and actually doing that, not just whining about how you can't for x, y, and z reasons and bitching some more).

      --
      Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
  33. I just did it. by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just moved from being a sys/net admin to a job where I act as direct, personal support for adults with developmental disabilities. So, I know what the people in the article have gone through.

    My new job has taken me in a totally different direction from everything I've ever done. Instead of babysitting computers all day, I now help people do things that their mental and/or physical disabilities preclude them from doing. It's basic day-to-day things like laundry and lunch, but it's much more fulfilling on a personal level. I know that if it weren't for people like me, these people could not live on their own.

    Now, I harbor no illusions about my geek-ness. I will most likely be back to a system/network admin job in a few years. It's just that right now, I want to stretch myself in other directions, and this provides a suitable challenge. Geeks are traditionally not so great when it comes to social skills, so this will continue to help me grow in that area. In effect, this job will help me do my old (and future) job better. (I think.)

    --
    ± 29 dB
    1. Re:I just did it. by SuperDuG · · Score: 2
      Don't get me wrong here, but after reading comments on the whole article I have come to a simple conclusion. NOT EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THE TECH INDUSTRY.

      I'm not saying what you're doing isn't important for society, but I think what is really getting my goat on this entire thing is that people think that they are better than the jobs they hold. Obviously you see that what you're doing is good for both you and for those you help at your job, but someone telling me that they'd like a more simplier life in the food industry??

      I'd like a tech person to do three jobs with three different bosses for a week. Where getting $6.00/hr is "good" pay ... and an average work week is 60 hours and that is working 60 hours, not sitting on your ass in front of a computer. It's a lifestyle like that which made me decide that I wanted to be in the tech industry. There's no such thing as conferences and meetings in the food industry, if you get one of them ... you've either messed up really bad or done something really good.

      --
      Ignore the "p2p is theft" trolls, they're just uninformed
    2. Re:I just did it. by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Nah, I hear you. I'm just not sure you picked the best message to reply to. I can totally respect what that author was saying. Basically, "Hey, I'm a techie. I'll go back to it again. Right now, I'm just experimenting, trying something completely different that can help me develop people skills I can use in the future as a techie."

      I've always worked in I.T. in one form or another. I live and breathe this stuff. It's not just a job for me. Every day when I came home from work, I got on the computer within an hour or two - no matter how much PC stuff I dealt with all day long at work.

      Still, I'm starting to entertain thoughts of doing something different myself. I've been out of work since May, and I'm just about out of money. Not sure how I'll make my car payment this month. My wife is trying to start a work-from-home business doing housekeeping, and I've been handling the advertising portion for her. (Handing out flyers, mostly.)

      Already, she's getting some business. (Probably a steady 3 or 4 homes to clean each week.) It's typcially about a .5% to 1% return. (It seems like we average 1 or 2 new customers for every 200 flyers I hand out.) Considering we have no other real expenses, other than the cleaning supplies and gas to drive around - this business is already at the break-even point, and should be profitable by next week.

      I really feel that if this was me handing out those same flyers to drum up PC on-site service/consulting work, I'd be getting nowhere. Certainly, not this quickly. When you're in hard economic times, it makes sense to pursue work in more concrete areas. I think that's what we're seeing now. People generally have less money to "play with", so they're spending on more necessary things. If you, for example, want to repair cars or do home handyman type work - you'll be real successful right now. By the same token, people always have a desire to keep their dwelling clean. If they earn good money, it makes more economic sense for them pay someone else to do their cleaning, so they can spend that time earning more at their own specialty.

  34. Plumbing by awrc · · Score: 1

    I remember a discussion at work a couple of years back where we pretty much concluded we'd all have been better off ignoring computers, skipping college, and instead getting apprenticeships as plumbers. I still stand by those conclusions - a skilled plumber makes a good amount, is often self-employed and thus can't be laid off, and the need for plumbing is pretty much a constant.

    Plus keeping up with the latest in plumbing technology isn't quite as arduous as keeping computer skills up to date.

    Right now I'm out of work and while I'm generally looking at programming positions, at times it's a temptation to tighten my belt, accept a 50% drop in salary, and go do something completely different. Programming and system administration pay well if you're measuring it purely in financial terms, but when you through in long hours, on-call, the way companies routinely take advantage of salaried employees by making "40 hr work week" closer to "50hr work week"...maybe making less money but having a life outside of work is worth more.

    1. Re:Plumbing by duckpoopy · · Score: 1

      Hmm, then you won't mind unclogging my toilet? When was the last time you had to touch someone's poop?

      --
      word.
    2. Re:Plumbing by awrc · · Score: 1

      The toilets in our NOC backed up all the time. A lot of the time it seemed I was the only one there willing to wield a plunger. It didn't plumb the depths (pun intended) a plumber's job does, but it was pretty unpleasant. Never could figure out why people would take a dump, notice it didn't flush properly and/or clog it completely with paper, then just walk away. Possibly because they were thoughtless bastards. Wonder how they're dealing with it since I quit - has someone stepped forward to take over plunger duty, or is it just piling up...

      I didn't claim plumbers had it all easy - you've raised one issue, another is that a plumber is typically on-call more than a sysadmin.

    3. Re:Plumbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electrical/construction would be the field I should have gone into.

    4. Re:Plumbing by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right now I'm out of work and while I'm generally looking at programming positions, at times it's a temptation to tighten my belt, accept a 50% drop in salary, and go do something completely different.

      Dude, if you're out of work, any job is an advance in salary, not a drop. Face it, your current salary is $0/year, no matter what your more most recent job paid.

      --
      Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    5. Re:Plumbing by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      I bet that was the work of one dude, and he's still there doing it.

    6. Re:Plumbing by irvmx · · Score: 1

      --Hmm, then you won't mind unclogging my toilet? --When was the last time you had to touch --someone's poop?

      At least plumbers get to use plungers and gloves.
      You probably have to use your bare lips when
      kissing the boss's ass.

      Irv

  35. Screw crepes...I head this works by AELinuxGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Good evening sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I'm off and am trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions and I was hoping you could help me out."

    1. Re:Screw crepes...I head this works by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Good one!

      That whole movie sounds like what this story is about. At the end, the main character gets a job in construction. Breathing fresh air, making bucks, getting exercise. Fuckin' A :)

      --
      Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
    2. Re:Screw crepes...I head this works by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Do you know any lawyers?...

    3. Re:Screw crepes...I head this works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, yes.

      I work in Tech Support.

      Too much stress, nothing to look at once Ive finished my day, and the money isnt that great.

      I used to clean the toilets at McD's....

      Somtimes I wish I was back there, then again, they also screwed people out of money, for something of little value. /me gets mop.

      -Czar

    4. Re:Screw crepes...I head this works by x0interrupt · · Score: 1

      hmm... or another movie
      Are you 'financially viable'?

  36. On trading what for crepes? by DSCreat · · Score: 1

    The article talks about M.B.A.s, not coders. There are too many M.B.A.s and still too few well-educated coders.

    1. Re:On trading what for crepes? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* The article talks about M.B.A.s, not coders. There are too many M.B.A.s and still too few well-educated coders. *)

      What do you mean by "well educated"? MBA's?

      I started taking some MBA courses once. Many of them were vague common-sense bullsh8t, especially courses in "magement techniques". I suppose if you totally lack common-sense it might help.

    2. Re:On trading what for crepes? by DSCreat · · Score: 1

      Did you try to take CS courses in some known university? Now these are hard and nothing like bullshit. I am totally with you on the (lack of) value in M.B.A. There certainly should be no "M" in there.

    3. Re:On trading what for crepes? by BJH · · Score: 1

      That M actually stands for Monkey.

    4. Re:On trading what for crepes? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Did you try to take CS courses in some known university? *)

      This was *after* the CS degree. I wanted to de-nerd myself.

      Management books said things like, "If your employees seem upset about something, then morale may be low. You may try to get some feedback about why they are upset. Remember, though, that you should never wait until problems are apparent to obtain feedback."

      Good fatherly advice, but ahole PHB's purposely don't do that crap, and nagging them via book ain't gonna help.

      Nagging does not fix aholes. It just gives them more ideas for how to best piss people off. (I just wish my wife would realize that and give up :-)

  37. I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was so burned out on work and income taxes that I quit and 'retired' to Bolivia. Now I just read news sites and political news, walk and continue my study of programming (Python right now) and Spanish. I went back to a modem from DSL, but it is good enough to keep up on the geek news and such. I also have a maid that cleans, washes clothes and cooks for $1 a day. With what the government 'allowed' to keep, I can do this for the next 20 years without 'real' work. But I did teach English for a bit, which was extremely interesting.

    1. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by namespan · · Score: 1

      So.... how does one "retire" (in quotes) to Bolivia?

      --
      Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
    2. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're actually comfortable paying her that little?

    3. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhh... dont fscking tempt me... I have a small internet copany that nets me 3k$ a month in profit... I could live like a king in mexico! or just about anywhere!

    4. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time you say "Let's go some place like Bolivia", let's go some place like Bolivia...

    5. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mexico isn't that cheap anymore, unless you want to live like a Mexican.

    6. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the same Anonymous Coward, but I've been thinking about doing something similar. This Web site might help http://www.escapeartist.com. My personal plans are to go to SE asia and not South America, but the principals are the same. Unfortunately, I have to be patient, in a little while my schemes will pay off and I'll be free of the "rat race." (To keep certain parties from becoming aware of my schemes is why I choose to remain anonymous.)

    7. Re:I 'retired' to Bolivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say 'retire' because I may still work some day, though just part-time. Also because I am 'only' 35, and I believe that normally retirement is at something >60.

      And I do not feel too bad about paying the maid that little. It is more than many of them make, and certainly better than zero. And this is part of the reason I moved here: everything is very cheap - I have lunch everyday for a little more than a dollar.

      The other reason is because you rarely read about South America in the news, unless it is about the US paying the countries down here to burn their coca fields (even though we consume most of the cocaine in the world, and also sell them the chemicals they need to make it [but don't get me started]).

  38. Technology heros by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of the job disatisfaction in the technology industry, particular software, I am fairly certain is the result of job heroics (at least in talk) by fellow software engineers: i.e. we all cause disatisfaction of each other. While I'm sure this hits other fields as well, I don't think there is any other field where the metrics are so abstract, and there's so much new group pioneered (and hence so little empirical numbers to rely upon).

    What do I mean? I know that I've faced situations quite a few times in the industry where I have been presented a problem, and I propose several solutions and timeframes, only to be met by a manager or peer who gloatingly informs me that Jimbo, the programmer over in section C, says that it should only take 2 hours and he could program it in his sleep. Hell, I know that I've made these idiotic off the cuff comments quite a few times. The downside is that whatever you're doing has now been trivialized, and the bar has been set in a manner that you can do nothing but fail: It's just a matter of the scale of the failure. I've spoken to peers and have found that this problem is absolutely rampant.

    The easy solution, of course, is to simply say "Well then let Jimbo do it", but due to project partitioning and company lines that just never works. What many end up doing is sniping at Jimbo's projects to undercut him as he so helpfully did to you, and it becomes a perpetual cycle. I worked with one gentlemen who literally could not keep his mouth shut about how trivial every single situation was (yet once you have some experience in the industry you have more of an ability to recognize pitfalls and risks, but senior management doesn't want to hear that: They want to hear the most heroic "I'll have it done tomorrow!" story), yet in the entire time that I worked with him he never, ever, produced a single line of code. It's situations like those that make people want to switch careers.

    1. Re:Technology heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha.

    2. Re:Technology heros by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      MGR: How much time do you think it will take you to do this?
      POB (Plain Old Bastard): At least 2 weeks.
      MGR: Jimbo, the programmer over in section C, says that it should only take 2 hours.
      POB: Well then let Jimbo do it.
      MGR: He's already assigned to other other projects.
      POB: I have no doubt that Jimbo is absolutely needed for this part of the project - he is such an outstanding developer that none of us could possible achieve a development effeciency even comparable to his.
      MGR: *silence*
      POB: I'm sure he won't mind giving up his lunch time for a couple of days - after all, it's only 2 hours.
      MGR: *gasp*
      POB: And may i sugest that the whole group is given 2 weeks of training, having him teach us how to increase our efficiency closer to his level ...

    3. Re:Technology heros by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Hehe, a dream scenario. The worst part, though, is that some management plays up such conflicts because they hope to get egos involved, ignoring that over the gross destructivity that it causes over the medium to long term. I directly saw just such a situation, with an individual claiming that he could "easily" do something that another group spend a month doing, but in just a couple of hours. Every night I'd walk by his office and see him working away at his implementation: He literally spent dozens (or even hundreds) of hours afterhours (and probably countless regular working hours while neglecting other projects), all so he could claim that he "finished it in a couple of hours". I truly do believe that it is a problem whose scale is unique in software development because of the lack of reasonable estimation guidelines (and again because so much new ground is treaded upon in many projects).

    4. Re:Technology heros by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      In all seriouseness i believe that to fall for the "Joe says he can do this in 2 ours" line from management one needs to be a lot like Marty in "Back To The Future" - young and naive. Guess what future (in one of the timelines) did that brought to Marty?

      Think about it this way:
      - Managers don't really believe that bullshit. The ones that believe any arbitrary number a developer produces are long gone (after promising to deliver in 2 weeks a project that ended-up taking 1 year or something similar).
      - Managers (the short-sighted ones, at least) will however try to squeeze as many visible hour of work as they can from the employees (the keyword here is "visible"). If a project is late but it appears that the developers were working 12 hour shifts then the manager looks as somebody able to make their team give out all they can give.
      - Even if the other developer is actually capable of delivering what he said, so what? In IT, being really good as a developer is not the main factor in promotion and/or increased salary. Being good with company politics and looking good in your CV and in job interviews is much more important. Being an exceptionaly good techie can actually be bad for one's career - if you're not careful you become indispensable in your current position (meaning non-promotable).

  39. So true! by bsartist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I jumped on the 'net bandwagon in '94, a few years earlier than many. For seven years, I worked twelve hour days, often with no weekends off and with very little vacation. In return for my dedication and hard work, I was treated like a piece of furniture - shuffled from project to project according to the whims of upper management, and discarded like an old newspaper when that was more convenient for the bean counters.

    Bitter? Hell yes I'm bitter. I've wasted twenty years of my life, spending every spare moment teaching myself to be a better programmer, when the only skill that gets rewarded in this industry is that of piling a mixture of buzzwords and bullshit. Time and again, I've watched some of the most talented programmers around get fucked over, simply because some hotshot wannabee was a little better than they at self-promotion, and a little less scrupulous about being honest.

    Just like the music and movie industries, the computer industry was started by people who sincerely loved their art, and like those industries, it's in the process of being slowly dehumanized and made into a commodity by bean counters in suits. There's no longer any place in the industry for people who do what they do for the joy of it.

    I'm a bit luckier than most - having served in the military, I have some educational benefits that I can use to retrain. I have an "escape hatch" of sorts. And, I intend to use it - I'm sick of this whole sordid mess, and I'm getting out of it.

    --
    Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    1. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you give up your job....let me know. I would love the work. ;-)

    2. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I became a full time shareware author. It's tough, it's a lot of work, but no cube farm and I am subject to only my own whims. :)

    3. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound bitter, maybe getting revenge will make you feel better, your employers sound like they deserve it :)

      Maybe make a program that does the same thing theirs does except make it free. Or maybe dig up some dirt about somebody you despise in particular. I don't know, be creative.

      Don't do anything illegal though :P

    4. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yes I'm bitter. I've wasted twenty years of my life, spending every spare moment teaching myself to be a better programmer, when the only skill that gets rewarded in this industry is that of piling a mixture of buzzwords and bullshit.

      This from a guy who chose a username of 'bsartist?'

    5. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I work from home thousands of miles away from my employer (Sun Mic) and love it. Sure, I'm not physically making something and selling it. I'm giving an intellectual service. My employer is paying for my knowledge and ability to use it and their customer is paying them to provide them with my knowledge.

      I don't have to travel. I dont' have to drive. I wake up and I'm at work. Couldn't be nicer. Not to mention the six figure salary.

      I guess morons who thought they could throw up a domain name and spend $10,000,000 on it and despite having no actual product that people wanted could become rich beyond dreams are screwed... but those of us who were hired for real jobs at real companies (tech or not) are doing quite well.

    6. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bsartist?? Is that you, or is this just a bunch of BS?

    7. Re:So true! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I work from home thousands of miles away from my employer (Sun Mic) and love it....I don't have to travel. I dont' have to drive. I wake up and I'm at work. Couldn't be nicer. Not to mention the six figure salary.

      Aside from rubbing your paradise into the wounds of the rest of us who got screwed in the melt-down, do you have a point?

      Besides, if they are not bothered by remote-ness, then your replacement may be in India or China, where they *don't* have to pay six figures and can get FOUR hard-working people for the same fricken price.

      Don't underestimate the power of bean-counters. Your number may be up soon.

    8. Re:So true! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I've watched some of the most talented programmers around get fucked over, simply because some hotshot wannabee was a little better than they at self-promotion, and a little less scrupulous about being honest..... it's in the process of being slowly dehumanized and made into a commodity by bean counters in suits. There's no longer any place in the industry for people who do what they do for the joy of it....
      - I'm sick of this whole sordid mess, and I'm getting out of it.


      I am curious, where *else* are you going where you don't have to deal with the suits and PHB's? How will new education solve that? The only way out is probably self-employement (or death), which is tough to break into for most.

    9. Re:So true! by bsartist · · Score: 2

      I am curious, where *else* are you going where you don't have to deal with the suits and PHB's? How will new education solve that?

      I don't expect it will. But at least I'll have a few years until I have to deal with all that crap again. And at least programming will be fun again, even if my day job isn't.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    10. Re:So true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [i]Time and again, I've watched some of the most talented programmers around get fucked over, simply because some hotshot wannabee was a little better than they at self-promotion, and a little less scrupulous about being honest.[/i]

      lol! sadly this is true in all jobs but maybe more prevalent in computing :)

    11. Re:So true! by Oink.NET · · Score: 2
      I wake up and I'm at work.

      Great! Then you'll love unemployment... wake up, and you're already on the job...

  40. Hell yeah by MicroBerto · · Score: 2

    No matter HOW bad your comptuer is fucked up with windows 97 alpha 2, if you offer me a case of beer, i WILL fix it.

    --
    Berto
  41. Odd, that... by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've had a lot of strange feelings about my chosen career. I thought along these lines... my chosen area of expertise is one that exists only in a high-tech, advanced society. What happens to me if something happens to that society? I'm not donning my tinfoil hat, but something very well COULD happen.. what if, for some reason, the tech industry vanishes? Where will I be? I can cook some Italian cuisine, but... I think I need to take up another skill, a backup, as it were. Something basic, like, well, plumbing. Or carpentry.

    I swear, no matter how great my accomplishments in the computing field, there is still the feeling of nothing REAL accomplished. Nothing permanent, nothing that anyone appreciates. I don't like that feeling.

    --
    End of lesson. You may press the button.
    1. Re:Odd, that... by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 1


      I swear, no matter how great my accomplishments in the computing field, there is still the feeling of nothing REAL accomplished. Nothing permanent, nothing that anyone appreciates. I don't like that feeling.

      Hell yeah! that's exactly what I feel. Dunno yet what I'm gonna do when I get tired enough to quit (this career, not a job), but I've been thinking of a small hostel or a ice-cream shop as acceptable "retirement jobs". Not sure though.

      Or, if the "accomplish something" beats too hard, I could always take the dust out of my degree in electronics - which I like, but traded for the more abstract wonders of CS long ago.

  42. There ARE meaningful IT jobs by HisMother · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I know I'll get modded into oblivion for this, but people, if you take a job you don't like just because you're promised big bucks, then you're a whore. If you like programming or administration or software design or whatever, then fabulous, have at it. Find a job based on the value of the contribution you can make, at a company that values your contribution. I'm sorry, but they DO exist. They don't promise you big bucks, because they do REAL things, not make believe, pie in the sky things. There are companies where no-one's ever used the word "paradigm."

    If you DON'T like it, and are just doing it because your roommate told you an MCSE was a meal ticket, then yes, go flip burgers. There are plenty of us who have been here for the long haul, doing it because we want to -- not because of the whole get-rich-quick scheme the Internet turned out to be.

    --
    Cantankerous old coot since 1957.
    1. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by geogeek6_7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You hit on an attitude I've seen over and over-- not one that is necessarily wrong, but one that separates those who do thier job based on principles of enjoyment where others do thier job based on priniciples of economics.
      I love computers. I am 16. By all accounts, I should be some dork cracking away at IIS boxen in between my job at Subway and my evil evil filesharing.
      But I'm not.
      Instead, I actively seek out oppurtunities to use my skills- even for *gasp* free! And honestly, not only has some of my non-paying work been my most rewarding, but it has also lead to experience and oppurtunities to make lots of money in a short amount of time-- what many in the industry seek out, and miss, because they have the wrong approach.
      For example, I work for my school's computer lab during the summer. Not a whole lot of money there-- I'm not sure, cause I haven't checked the math, but I'd bet I make maybe 2 or 3 dollars and hour for my work there. I don't do it because I want to make all kinds of money-- I do it because I want the experience, and I see hacking BSD in an air conditioned lab as a much riper experience than washing dishes for the local college. Anyway, our school was approached by a company selling a management product that would allow students to track grades and assignments using a webbased interface. As such, our school's BSD server needed to be configured with MySQL and PHP. So impressed was this company with my configuration that they recruited me to setup Linux solutions for their other clients-- at a far better wage. Soon, I will be coding small stuff for them. From there, I hope to progress with the company as they grow and mature.
      Those who treat their IT job as an investment rather than an easy way to a good salary are the ones who will find what the other is looking for.

      ~geogeek

    2. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by bsartist · · Score: 2

      I am 16. By all accounts, I should be some dork cracking away at IIS boxen in between my job at Subway

      Ye gods no! You should be enjoying being a kid while you still can. Don't rush into being an adult - you'll get there soon enough, and then you'll be stuck with it.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    3. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by HisMother · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. If you don't love what you do, then why do it? You've got a good head on your shoulders -- good luck in life, you're going to do great.

      --
      Cantankerous old coot since 1957.
    4. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by friday2k · · Score: 2

      Yes, go, enjoy life, girls (or boys for whatever you are or like), alcohol, drugs, parties, etc. Life will suck you in way, way too fast. Believe me, I am 30 and I miss those days like hell. But maybe your way is better. I might not have known what I am missing ...

    5. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a fuckhead.

    6. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by bsartist · · Score: 2

      if you take a job you don't like just because you're promised big bucks, then you're a whore.

      Now, let's get the terminology straight here. You're only a whore if you work for cheap. If you make big bucks, you're an escort.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    7. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by bsartist · · Score: 2

      If you don't love what you do, then why do it?

      In my experience, loving what you do is the best reason in the world to not do it for a living. As soon as money and a boss enters the picture, everything changes. And let me tell you, it's a depressing experience to wake up one day and realize that the hobby you once loved has turned into a job that you hate.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    8. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Kahlua · · Score: 1
      You are such a fuckhead.


      Yeah, amen to that, but look at us...
      reading slashdot, posting about this poor bastard...

    9. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by drix · · Score: 2

      Re: washing dishes for the local college: don't knock it `till you've tried it. I think my biggest mistake in high school was never getting a "normal teenage job," even just for one summer. Instead I always took on air-conditioned office jobs coding, database programming, configuring routers, whatever. My friends all went to work waiting tables or selling movie tickets. My jobs always paid great and my friends were jealous that I was making about five times as much as them, even though they had no idea what the hell I was doing. But I was always kind of jealous of them, too. While I was pounding out C++ and SQL, they were having all the fun. All my co-workers, if you could call them that, were old enough to be my parents, and the offices were all boring and full of stuffed shirts and altogether the completely wrong place for a teenage kid to be spending his beautiful Southern California summers. My friends got paid shit, but they got paid shit to basically fuck around with a bunch of their peers on the clock, hit on girls (who, believe it or not, show up much more frequently at Subway and General Cinema than at an insurance clearinghouse), meet new people, make new friends. Hell, they even got high on a few occasions, at work. If this doesn't sound like your cup of tea, that's fine--at the time I didn't think it was mine either. But with a few years of hindsight to benefit me, let me give you this advice: there's going to be a dauntingly huge chunk of your life where all you'll be expected to do is make money and ply your trade. So big that you can't even comprehend it, because it's, like, three times as long as you've been on this Earth. And I don't care how much you like IT, computers, programming, whatever--after about year, uhh, 5, it's going to get really old. Right around the time that the years you've spent making good money and being a professional nerd start blurring together into that big, depressing blob called "middle age," you're going to wish that you availed yourself of the opportunity to spend your preciously short youth working shitty jobs, wasting time, getting laid, going to concerts, and putting toxic substances into your body.

      --

      I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
    10. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by StandardDeviant · · Score: 2
      I am 16 ... [stuff about working hard]
      That's really very admirable, but... GO OUTSIDE! RIGHT NOW! Grab a beer on the way out the door, speed backwards in a school zone, and pick up some chicks to do illicit titillating things with. Pretty soon you'll be an adult paying taxes and all that boring shit. Enjoy your childhood now, becuase computers will still be here for the remainder of your working life... If you don't wake up drunk on your parent's living room floor with their car rammed into your mailbox, with women's underwear on your head at least once before you go to college, things are grim... You can't do that shit when you're 30, becuase our permanent records really are sorta permanent.

      But yeah. The best IT jobs are not the ones that have the highest salaries, but the ones where you learn the most and/or derive the most emotional satisfaction from (of course if they stuff money into your pocket...) I work doing IT consulting for clients that sometimes suck pretty bad. My boss(es) can be super-double-plus-annoying ("Finish those TPS reports yet?"). But I get to learn something new pretty much every day. Maybe once a week or so I can step back and look at what I built and say "Wow, that's just some code to me but it's going to make hundreds of office people's lives easier over at Fortune 500 FooCorp." It's not bad to look at your IT job as a meal ticket, but it is if you see it as *only* a meal ticket...

      We're lucky, in that the stuff we love to do society has deemed worthy of compensation beyond the norm. Most artists are starving artists, but not too many programmers or sysadmins are even if we aren't making as much now as we were in '99.

    11. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      Yep. Do something you enjoy - and it it happens to pay well then great. My pet peev at the moment is teachers and nurses whining about not getting enough money for doing the job they 'love'.

      Well if they love it that goddamn much then that should be, to a degree, its own reward. Where does it say that every public servant should have a yacht?

      That's the opposite side of the 'yeah I get paid £60K but, you know, this job just feels kinda empty'. I'm crying for that dude!

      I feel sorry for those dumb fucks who can't do anything but work checkouts at supermarkets! Or sweep the floor in warehouses.

      That James Bond had a good job!

    12. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post. I'm glad to see that there are still people out there who do truly enjoy working in this field. Keep it up.

    13. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Who says you have to hate your job? There's PLENTY of things in computers I would hate doing. Programming is ok and I can do it, but I would rather be setting up and tweaking servers. Running/configuring printers is not exactly my cup of tea either, but I do it. That part I don't exactly hate, but I would rather be doing something else. My point is you can do something related to your hobby and not hate it. It is possible. I do it everyday.

      --

      Gorkman

    14. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...if you take a job you don't like just because you're promised big bucks, then you're a whore."

      Whore:
      For an extra 20, I'll let you see the source code and do *anything* you want with it.

      Slut:
      It's GPL, you are free to see the source code and do *anything* you want with it.

    15. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2

      Agreed, part of the reason I got into Sys Admin'ing was a natural talent for it and enjoyment.
      Money came secondary. {insert: "gasps"}

      quote:
      if you take a job you don't like just because you're promised big bucks, then you're a whore.

      Agreed, but face it: We all whore ourselves, the question is; when to change pimps.

      .

      --
      Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
    16. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Instead, I actively seek out oppurtunities to use my skills- even for *gasp* free! And honestly, not only has some of my non-paying work been my most rewarding, but it has also lead to experience and oppurtunities to make lots of money in a short amount of time-- what many in the industry seek out, and miss, because they have the wrong approach."

      I think you are on the right road here - not too long ago when I was 16 I was doing the same kind of stuff. Even if for free, if you help enough people, you name gets around and then you help people and businesses for pay. I was getting web/application development job offers for very good wages because teachers I helped gave my name to other former teachers who had become entrepreneurs.

      Make sure you keep on top of your game and learn to write (so you can communicate with the suits.) Well done!

    17. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "If you don't wake up drunk on your parent's living room floor with their car rammed into your mailbox..."

      For a short period, I was wondering how big this guy's parents' mailbox was. I mean, it has to be pretty big for an automobile, even a VW beetle or a mini or one of those Japan-only micro-cars to fit in there.

    18. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

      It all depends on how tightly you pack the car, you see? ;-) Even a 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme can be fit into a mailbox, for a suitably large mailbox and suitably compacted Detroit Beast.

    19. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by denshi · · Score: 2

      I just want to point out that I took first semester physics (Mechanics) with StandardDeviant, and he never seemed to master these spatial problems. So don't take him up on any car/box offers.

      Still worth drinking with the guy, though.

    20. Re:There ARE meaningful IT jobs by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

      I was a little distracted at the time by a different class of box-related physical research involving the concealment properties of tubular meat products in an ethanol-catalyzed mixed gender environment. (No reaction products were observed.)

  43. Most IT companies were straight up scams by xtal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was pretty obvious to anyone who looked at this that all of those companies produced little real world value or services, with few exceptions. At the end of the day, did you end up holding something in your hand? Probably not.

    To this end, there were a lot of jobs created where people got paid a lot of money doing nothing. Sounds good? On paper. Until after a few years you're watching your life tick away, and you're accomplishing nothing besides making a lot of money. That would make me very depressed, and I think sooner or later you'd realize it somewhere in your soul. Once the jobs ended, working someplace where you got to produce something would be a real psychological uplift! Nevermind the freedom of leaving work at work, not constantly worrying about problems and deadlines.

    This shakeout is good for the industry. People who are better off doing something besides IT will end up doing something else. It's happened before, and it'll happen again. If it's your calling, then you accept that. I've never had a problem finding a job for the market rate if I was willing to move around. Welcome to the sad employment future, sucks if you want a family.

    IT was never about producing things, that's the point. IT is about helping people produce things and solve problems. Now that we're through with the madness, business as usual for 10 years or so.

    --
    ..don't panic
    1. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by Arandir · · Score: 2

      I remember looking on in horror as millions of people oohed an aahed over the emperor's new clothes. The less a company produced the higher its stock price soared. Hell, the more money a company burned the more was thrown at it. It was too sad to be funny. I have friends who lost everything. Others out of work because the only skill they have is having read "Learn Java in 24 Hours".

      This shakeup is good. At least for the next few years will have their eyes open. A good swift kick to the butt teaches you a lot about reality.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    2. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until after a few years you're watching your life tick away, and you're accomplishing nothing besides making a lot of money.

      Oh, the horror! Here's a clue: A large portion of society works because they have to, not because they enjoy it. They have mouths to feed and responsibilities to keep. You may still have fantasies about fulfilling a higher calling, but for most people jobs are a means to an end.

    3. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by hendridm · · Score: 2

      > At the end of the day, did you end up holding something in your hand?

      What about stock options? ;)

    4. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by bsartist · · Score: 2

      I remember looking on in horror as millions of people oohed an aahed over the emperor's new clothes.

      You say that as if something has changed.

      Around five years ago, I read an article in Byte magazine - I think it was by Jon Udell. The article described a concept that I thought was pretty neat: Writing a class in Perl that defines a web site as an object. Static pages are the object's properties, and CGI scripts are its methods.

      Fast-forward five years. The same idea is now called "web services," and half the industry is oohing and aahing over it as if it's something new and innovative.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    5. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by NeuroUk · · Score: 1
      > At the end of the day, did you end up holding something in your hand?

      Your P45 :-) (Pink Slips for our American Readers)

    6. Re:Most IT companies were straight up scams by Fjord · · Score: 1

      webservices has a little more to it than that. For example, it has directories that allow you to say "I want a calendar service, where is it at".

      That being said, it is just a webification of previous architectures that never worked because you can't realistically say "I want a remote calendar service, give me one" without building the expected interface into the request and then ensuring that the webservice implements the interface the way your client expects it too (and then have the services genericised). I also don't know if I buy that "half the industry is oohing and aahing over it" but that may be my biased viewpoint.

      --
      -no broken link
  44. I became more popular w/ my new business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I still have a 9-5 job as a IT project manager (but slowly moving away and losing interest).

    Instead, I opened up a dive bar and I have lots of fun. I get to hire good looking women to bartend for me and I date more now (in fact, I date 4-5 times a week). Still, no one in my second life knows that I am geek by day. You get a different perspective behind the bar. I also have a friend who is a successful pediatrican with her assets and trust fund, she can buy a small island in the bahams but decided to be a bartender at a popular club (in a BIG metro city). She is 34 but dates guys in their early 20s and pretends she is clueless and airheaded.

    Well, back to my story. The clientele think I am just another schmoe behind the bar and don't even know I own it and don't even know that my net worth is probably worth more than everyone there combined. It has been a humbling experience for me to meet real and down-and-out people (aka alcholics). They all think I am just some punk kid and I like to keep it that way. Its bad enough, I meet so many gold-diggers that want to date me when they find out that I have a nice car and own the place.

    Anyways, if it fails, I'll just move to Costa Rica. I don't need to make lots of money, just enough to be happy. I already have a villa that I am buying there so I am working on my escape plan very soon ( say 4-5 years) when I get too old to do the IT thing.
    One thing for sure, I sure like the new lifestyle.

    1. Re:I became more popular w/ my new business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to see that you are using your humbling experience wisely, meeting women, not wasting your time trying to help these poor bastard alcoholics by not selling them more booze.

  45. If you had a million dollars... by Gaboo · · Score: 2

    I'm sure that everyone here remembers office space, and the reference to the career placement exercise:If you had million dollars, and never had to work again, what would you do all day? The point is that whatever your answer is to this question should be what you try to get paid to do. So if you say you'd cook all day, then you should become a cook, if you'd work on cars all day, you should become a mechanic. And perhaps....if you'd read slashdot, code, and use computers all day (my answer, and probably the answer of most slashdotters deep down), then maybe, just maybe, you're in the right field after all.

    1. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if all you want to do all day is sit on the couch watch tv and clean the lint out of you belly button? Thats basically what I do all day, at least during the summer before classes starts? At night I generally order a pizza and have some beer. Am I a leech on society? You bet, but at least I have no illusions as to my worth. Im a finance major by the way. Who the hell really wants to cook all day? Have you tried it, it sucks. My dad builds houses(he employees 40 people), I help him out alot. Its hard physical work nobody can do it into their 60's or 70's so you had better plan on dieing young. GOD BLESS IMMIGRANTS WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK FOR $8 AN HOUR and no insurance. Otherwise this entire country couldnt function. Guess what, reading Slashdot all day isnt really a job, nor does it mean you will make a good engineer or developer it just means you like the culture. Take some class figure out what you like thats the only way. I love computers, I hate having to code for hours on end. CS is my hobby but Im a finance major. An internship and a year of CS classes taught me that. I have my CCNA AND MCSE but I will NEVER work in IT again.
      www.pace.edu

    2. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Im a finance major by the way.

      Why am I not surprised?

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    3. Re:If you had a million dollars... by wackybrit · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but Michael Bolton proved that was a load of crap anyway.

      Michael Bolton: "That question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars."

    4. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      I'd like to fly all day, and I know I should be a commercial pilot (an ag pilot none the less), but I have diabetes (type 1 (youth onset, insulin dependant), not type 2 (old fat people mostly)) so that just can't happen no matter how much I want it.

      Sometimes we just have to make the best of a bad situation.

      --
      NZ Electronics Enthusiasts: Check out my Trade Me Listings
    5. Re:If you had a million dollars... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      What would I do?

      2 chicks at the same time, dude

      --
      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    6. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* career placement exercise:If you had million dollars, and never had to work again, what would you do all day? The point is that whatever your answer is to this question should be what you try to get paid to do. So if you say you'd cook all day, then you should become a cook, *)

      Just out of curiosity, if you would sit on the couch and flip cable channels with your hand in your pants all day, what career does that imply?

    7. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot editor/owner.

    8. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a question that those of us in the middle class have the luxury of asking ourselves.

      Obviously, those in the lowest caste don't have the same choices as us. For them, the choices are garbage man and inmate.

    9. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What would I do?
      >
      > 2 chicks at the same time, dude

      (Score:2)

      Now if he said 5 chicks at the same time, you would've modded him 5 wouldn't you!

    10. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      I would start a monopoly as they are now unrestricted...

    11. Re:If you had a million dollars... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Just out of curiosity, if you would sit on the couch and flip cable channels with your hand in your pants all day, what career does that imply?


      Slashdot editor?

    12. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Just out of curiosity, if you would sit on the couch and flip cable channels with your hand in your pants all day, what career does that imply?"

      It means that you should be part of a professional test audience for TV show concepts.

    13. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Znork · · Score: 2

      Of course, he's wrong. If nobody would be a janitor, the payrate for janitors would start climbing so high that automation would be necessary, after which human janitors would become obsolete.

    14. Re:If you had a million dollars... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* I would start a monopoly as they are now unrestricted. *)

      Like squishing all lemons within a 10-mile radius and setting up a lemonade stand that charges too much?

      How much do you pay squishers?

  46. Dream Job by Tony · · Score: 2

    Me, I plan on leaving IT and starting a brewery. Fuck, at least you can profit from your failures... get drunk off your ass and forget you are unhappy.

    Plus, Even though Microsoft is the Budwieser of the software company, at least it's only Budwieser that's the Budwieser of the brewing industry.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  47. Not me. by Bartab · · Score: 2

    18 months ago, I got laid off from a job I enjoyed. Just over a year later, I got another job which I've enjoyed. Sure, the unemployment time was bad, and significantly detrimental to my savings, but there I still don't see any job in another field I'd enjoy as much .... much less one flipping crepes or hotdogs on a push cart vendor.

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
  48. Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Two years ago I was making 65k as a web designer. Work was coming in through the walls and the hours were long. I felt the humanitarian hippy kick in somewhere along the line, threatened to resign unless they gave me part time hours (and they did) and tried to get a part time job working at a wendy's three blocks down my street. It was extremely hard to get the job because the guy wouldn't let me work there because I was "overqualified and would get bored in a week". I offered to work for free for a week and they still didn't take me. So I got a job at a Bennigan's in the same plaza by lying on my resume. I lasted three weeks.

    Why'd I quit? The list is endless. After the first week I remembered that people are grumpy, disgusting, and for the most part are stupid and suck. Wearing a colorful uniform with your name badge on it sucks. Cleaning after people sucks, especially when you calculate that on the average full day of LABOR you made as much money as you did when you were a techie looking at slashdot for 1.5 hours a day while eating Wendy's at the expense of your boss. While I did feel more human sweating as I swept floors, and appreciated catching the occasional gaze of a beautiful girl pounding away at chicken fingers, I'd long for my cozy conditioned office. The number 1 reason I quit, however, was the fact that YOUR MIND IS NOT REQUIRED TO DO THESE JOBS. Techies and creative people have busy brains. We just can't sweep the floor - we have to come up with ways to make it more efficient or more fun. I just couldn't turn my brain off and do grunt work.

    1. Re:Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      humanitarian hippy kick in somewhere along the line, threatened to resign unless they gave me part time hours (and they did) and tried to get a part time job working at a wendy's three blocks down my street

      I don't get it. If you felt like a hippy, why not work part time and volunteer the rest of the time at a nonprofit? How exactly is working part-time at a mininum wage job "humanitarian" - at least, unless you were researching a book you were writing about shady practices in the fast food industry.

      I think the real reason you were unhappy is because you had no idea what you wanted to do.

    2. Re:Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by borgasm · · Score: 1

      I've gotta disagree with you here.

      For two years, I worked at a restaurant at a beach in Newport. It was by far the best job I had ever had. I would arrive around 9AM, and not leave till 6:30PM. I was on my feet all day, and only had 30 minutes for lunch.

      There's something about cooking and serving food (not to mention the women in bikinis) that makes me feel good. It was incredibly demanding in both a physical and mental sense (no computers for order taking).

      Last year I worked as an accountant. The place was air conditioned, comfy chairs, had my own office...etc. I hated it. Being on my feet for 9+ hours a day was nothing compared to the bore of accounting.

      I'm an engineer, but I really derived the most satisfaction out of working that restaurant job.

      Then when I came home, I was all set to be a nerd for a few hours.

      Some jobs that people perceive as mindless can really offer great things, and not be mindless at all.

    3. Re:Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, "brainless" fast food work was some of my favorite in college. It let me clear my mind. I cann't count the code solutions i came up with while cleaning tables.

      +_>

    4. Re:Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by mcrbids · · Score: 2
      Being a happy, intelligent nerd, I married a happy, intelligent wife, and we've had 5 happy, intelligent children.

      Our house, however, is an eternal mess. Always. When it's clean it's "not as dirty".

      Why?!?!

      None of us can stand the drudgery of housecleaning.

      So, we do the minimum to make it livable, and occasionally call in a housecleaner for a deep cleaning...

      Intelligence has its price, and can be a real limiting factor in your achievements...

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    5. Re:Tried it and it sucked - a confessional by Fjord · · Score: 1

      the housekeeper is the way to go. I can make in 1 hour, after taxes, more than it costs to hire a housekeeper for 3 hours (the minimum for agency housekeepers here), and that housekeeper does in 3 hours what it would take me 8 hours to do.

      The only real pain is the turnover and then having some things go missing and not knowing if they were taken and by whom. Even considering that, it does make economical sense.

      --
      -no broken link
  49. I succumbed! by pongo000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I left the IT industry after 10 years (and a layoff) and started teaching. I teach high school and community college classes, and have gone back to school to work on my PhD in educational psychology.

    A good friend once told me he evaluated choices in his life by asking, "When I die, would I want this choice on my headstone?" I think having "teacher" on my headstone would be much more satisfying than "cubicle occupant" or "corporate grunt."

    1. Re:I succumbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think having "teacher" on my headstone would be much more satisfying than "cubicle occupant" or "corporate grunt."

      or corporate cock gobbler.

      seriously though, with the right paint, anything can look like shit. Painting IT as grunt work is a bit unfair. Lots of IT workers produce things that have revolutionized our lives. Don't sell them short.

    2. Re:I succumbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're dead, you won't care what the fuck is on your tombstone.

    3. Re:I succumbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take it even farther. Why would you want your career choice to be the one or two words that sum up your life? How about "loving father" or "beloved daughter" or "good friend"? Aren't those more valuable than what you did for 40 hours a week?

    4. Re:I succumbed! by Fjord · · Score: 1

      People put too much emphasis on what they do for the firs 8 hours of the day. I agree with the obituary test, but to me, that just means I should enjoy my life outside of work, and that work is there to get me the money to help me to enjoy that life.

      --
      -no broken link
  50. I got tired of dot coms not paying me by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    I got tired of dot coms not paying me..

    So I got a day job working for the Feds..

    Entered some programming contests use the proceeds to raise some capital

    and coding on my spare time to build products for my own company..

    starting the process of picking a project to contribute to for open source..

    I am extremely happy .. more so than I have been in years..

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  51. The Mozilla guy by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    Didn't the guy who originally spurred Mozilla off of Netscape leave and open a café a couple of years ago? And then a few months ago, when Mozilla 1 was released, they held a Mozilla 1 party in his café?

    What happened to that guy?

    1. Re:The Mozilla guy by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      He's still got his nightclub.

    2. Re:The Mozilla guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, its was real nice that he probably a couple of million stashed away from the Netscape stock and whatever else stock he had.

      Please be realistic. He had a shitload of money, so he chose to do something else. You try that crap with $3,000 in your bank account, and we'll see you on the street corner within 3 months.

    3. Re:The Mozilla guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's Jamie Zawinski (sp?). His personal site is here. It's a very interesting read.

      He definitely had capital as he had been with Netscape since the very early days.

  52. Grass is always greener.... by maggard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Years ago I lived with a sweetheart and a room-mate. We all worked in tech and none of us in positions that ever saw anything "produced". In my case the job was basic drudgery, in their's they were Engineers at Wang who had every project they worked on cancelled in it's last month (and folks were suprised when Wang foundered!)

    Thus we used to all enjoy making dinner and actually enjoyed doing dishes, were happy to see at least one visible accomplishment in our day. Pile of dirty dishes - 20 minutes later a nice shiny stack of clean ones. It was sad but it was the only thing we could do and point at and say "I did that!" and feel good about.

    I've any number of friends who have/had resturaunts, or guest houses, and all of those other "I'd chuck it all to..." business. In my case they're in Vermont and Provincetown and Ogunquit and al of them agree: It looked better from the outside. They too work unreasonable hours and can't take vacations and work always comes home with them...

    Tech isn't the be-all/end-all but if you're a go-getter you'll be gotten in any kinda job. If you're looking to stop and smell the flowers you can do that anytime - there's nothing magic about working in anything/anywhere. Heck my landscaper makes the exact same complaints and he's out in the sun all day, planting flowers, charging buckets to run a crew of leafblowers (yes, I've said "no" to that particular horror.)

    Running off to find one's self in a new career, a new place, and new life, always seems to involve one problem: It's still you. Go ahead and go for the change if you think it's gonna make you happy but don't think it's gonna change you. That stuff comes from inside and doesn't directly relate to the outside.

    If cooking crepes and serving them on heavy plates all day really does give you a kick, if you really want the lovely cottage and the endless loads of laundry your guests will generate, if spending all day leaning over the potters wheel to make the 1000'th identical syrup pourer is really your kick then go for it.

    But remember, half of those folks would chuck it in for a cushy job in an office park with a keyboard and juice vending machine down the hall.

    --
    I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
    1. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Absolutely... NPR just did a story about how of a list of professions, the lowest stress one is "musical instrument repairguy".
      I certainly agree with that. I'm in audio engineering, specifically electronic/RF repair. It's problem-solving creative stuff, and at the end of the day, I can honestly say "this came to me broken, and it's leaving me fixed." I have almost no stress in my job.

      OTOH, my roommate, a refugee from the tech sector, has been unemployed for a year now. He did some sort of nebulous 'network engineering' thing, and was let go because he really couldn't point to anything and say "I did that". There were constant projects getting cancelled and basic account maintenance things that never impress the boobs up in HR who don't know what you do. All they see is that their computer boots up with "Windows 98" and it's the year 2002, and why are they four years behind?
      I admire people who have such a love of cooking that they can make gourmet food. There's a lot more to it than just flipping burgers, and they _always_ make people happy. Can you say the same for your job? -T

    2. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just what I have ALWAYS said. If you HATE computers, what are you doing? I GENUINELY love working with computers and fixing problems for users, setting up new servers, fixing pcap files so things print correctly and just about everything I do at my job. I live and breath computers. I have a PDA, a Laptop as well as a desktop and I can't imagine parting with any of them. Now, don't get me wrong, I know when to put things down. I know when my family comes first (always). When I am working with computers though, it feels like play to me. That's why I love it. I can't imagine doing anything else. I can also point to all of those schedules coming from my printer and when I see a student carrying their schedule between classes, I can point to those 18,000 students and say, I made it possible for these folks to know where their classes are (with a little help from my developers!). I can point to those graduates and say I ran the machine that kept track of their records making it possible to tell if they could graduate or not by pressing a button. That's my product. I don't need to see a hot dog, a cake or crepe to know I have done well. All I have to see is a happy student when a registration clerk tells them they are all set to go for the next quarter or that the school had recieved their transcript. Granted, I have always know what I did, but sometimes IT folks live in their own world so much they don't think or know what they are programming or fixing things for. Next time you want to go for a walk, try walking around in other areas of your building and meeting the users you set that server up for. Sometimes, they are actually nice people! Sometimes you find out that valuable piece of information for that bug you are tracking down. Sometimes, you make a friend.

      Alot of dot commers are bitter is because they were truly just in it for the money. They really hated the job, but they liked the money so they came in everyday and worked many hours. If someone offered me gobs of stock and told me I would do this and I asked them what did they do and they told me just publish a webpage or give away free coffee or sell groceries online, even then, I would have laughed in their face and walked back to my job confident that the College I work for would still be there at the end of this crazy mess. Who still has a job? Granted, I will never make gobs of money (not much risk at all in my job), but I will have a house, a car and a happy family to show for it. That's all I can ask for. I don't NEED a BMW. I don't necessarily need a new computer (although one would be nice, my current one works just fine). I don't need a IN Home Movie Theater(who has time for it?). My point, be happy with what you have. If you don't like your situation, change it. If you are unhappy, but making gobs of money, find some job you'd be happy in that pays enough money. In the long run, you will be much happier and a better person. Oh, and I don't think most people CARE if their Hot Dogs were made from hormone free beef (wait, don't cows already produce hormones??). All they want is a good hot dog. If you can produce that and stick to your morals and do it for a good price, you will do well. It appears the Hot Dog guy in the story is doing OK. And isn't that all we can ask is that we are doing OK?

      --

      Gorkman

    3. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the book to read if you're going for something like this is "The E-Myth".

      Skimmed through it in a bookstore once, it's for all the people who start out their own businesses and end up doing way too much work, and how they can change that for the better.

    4. Re:Grass is always greener.... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Absolutely... NPR just did a story about how of a list of professions, the lowest stress one is "musical instrument repairguy"

      Where the hell did they ask about stress levels? They certainly didn't ask in Los Angeles.
      If you're fixing Joe Superstar's guitar and time is ticking away at the most expensive studio in town and you've got people from Big Ass Corporate Music Company calling you every five minutes asking "Is it fixed yet? Is it fixed yet?" then damn straight, you have stress.

      One of my best family friends would be placed in this situation again and again. He eventually left the LA area, first for Tokyo to work for a guitar company, then finally for Portland, OR where as far as I know he's now working for a nondescript music store.

      I'm sure music techs in New York City have horror stories like this too. That NPR story is full of crap.

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    5. Re:Grass is always greener.... by vectra14 · · Score: 1

      you know the crack is always whiter on the other side of the road too :)

    6. Re:Grass is always greener.... by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine (programmer and entrepreneur) had a sign in his office that said "I could be mowing lawns right now".

      When thing were going well he could chuckle (fill with superiorty and haughty pride) and say, "I could be mowing lawns right now".

      When he was hitting his head against a particulary stubborn piece of code and the bills were going unpaid, he could look at the sign like it was a the solution to all his problems and sigh, "Yeah, I could be mowing lawns ... right now."

      Rocky J. Squirrel

    7. Re:Grass is always greener.... by guttentag · · Score: 5, Insightful
      half of those folks would chuck it in for a cushy job in an office park with a keyboard and juice vending machine down the hall
      Office parks are the factories of the modern age. If you think they're cushy, you need to stop drinking the Kool-Ade.

      I worked in one Silicon Valley office park that was built on top of a dump -- we had various gas meters in the building to measure the noxious fumes that were seeping from the decomposing waste up into the building and flashing warning lights no one understood that would blink for weeks until an inspector showed up. You fight your way down the parking-lot freeway every morning, spend five minutes looking for a parking space, and ultimately you end up parking several buildings away and hope you don't get towed. Your boss says "we're working on it" every single time you ask about it, until you realize that the only thing you're likely to influence by asking is your future employment with the company. You "clock in" by swiping your access card at the door and wander through a beige cubicle farm to the cloth-walled space your boss refers to as "your office."

      Management tells you that your cubicle is a gift of privacy from them, but there's nothing private about it. It's designed to make you face the wall so anyone can walk up and look over your shoulder for several minutes before you notice the cheaply-constructed floor quiver a bit when the person shifts his weight. You turn around and ask how long he was standing there. "Only a person who has something to hide would be concerned about people looking over their shoulder," management says, despite the fact they told you the cubicle was a valued gift of privacy.

      On an assembly line, you sit/stand with a person on either side of you. That arrangement is inefficient because you could turn to your neighbor and socialize to break the hours of monotony. Worse yet, you might find out that you're doing the same work as your neighbor for half the pay. In a cubicle, you are intentionally isolated -- you can't look someone in the eye without turning around and coercing them to do the same.

      If factory workers on the assembly line had cubicles, they would never have organized unions. By isolating employees in their own, mass-produced boxes the company gains the advantage to trample the employees individually. You can flatten one worker bee without a problem, but you'd have some respect for an organized hive. The company calls its flyswatters "policies" and tout them as though they have the force of law.

      "Company policy is that we don't pay anyone more than X. You have to do X because it's company policy. You have to provide your own computer because it's company policy. And when we terminate you, you have to leave the computer with us. Everyone else is doing it. It's company policy. No we don't travel expenses, you must have misunderstood company policy."

      You generally don't see anyone unless it's a social engineer who has had the word "manager" appended to his title (product manager, account manager, project manager, etc.). Sixty percent of the people in my company had the word "manager" appended to their title to scare the 30% who had "engineer" in their title into acquiescence. Thus, a "manager" who really has no authority over an "engineer" can go to an engineer's cubicle at 5:30 and demand an all-nighter, threatening to call the engineer "uncooperative" if his plate is already full. Meanwhile, the "manager" goes out to dinner, to a bar, home to sleep and comes in the next day at 9, at which point he turns his cell phone back on. Most of these "managers" know nothing about the work that needs to be done, but they make up for that as masters of office politics, often dumping insufficient information on the engineer's desk to shift the blame for a "slipped" deadline.

      Office parks are not posh. They are simply designed with the bare minimum needed to present the appearance of complicity with labor laws and ensnare workers who fear the stigma of a traditional factory. I wouldn't go back to a cubicle farm if the company actually paid me.

    8. Re:Grass is always greener.... by hendridm · · Score: 2

      > and al of them agree: It looked better from the outside. They too work unreasonable hours and can't take vacations and work always comes home with them...

      I have no doubt in my mind that this is true and it is a lot of hard work, but at least they have jobs/careers. It costs money to make money. I would love to become an *successful* entrepreneur, but you can't do it on pennies anymore.

      I've tried two businesses (both, unfortunately in IT), and both have failed. Perhaps that means I am a bad business manager. Perhaps that's just a fact of life - most entrepreneurs have a few failures before they hit the money maker. Either way, I don't have the cash to keep trying and I can't get a job to boot.

    9. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apostrophes are not an alert to your readers that an "s" is immediately following. Let me rephrase that in language you'll understand: apostrophe's are not an alert to your reader's that an "s" is immediately following.

      An apostrophe signifies possessive or a conjunction. "Its" is already possessive; "it's" means it is or it has. "Their's" doesn't mean a goddammed thing-- it's entirely fucking wrong.

    10. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally, my mismatch of the singular and plural in the preceding post was absolutely fucking abominable. I should be shot.

    11. Re:Grass is always greener.... by bsartist · · Score: 2

      Alot of dot commers are bitter is because they were truly just in it for the money.

      Perhaps. But a lot more of us are bitter because we're not in it for the money, and the industry doesn't appreciate the hard work and dedication we've put into our art. Many of us are tired of being pushed around, disrespected, and generally shat upon. We're tired of pissing away our weekends, vacations, and lives just to watch some greedy, no-talent ass-kissers get the respect and appreciation that should be ours.

      I'm not into programming for the money; I was doing it for years, for my own entertainment, before money ever entered the picture. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, money is what ruined it. The industry is being taken over by people who are in it just for the money, and who see the rest of us as nothing more than resources to be used up and thrown away.

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    12. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, whaddafuck you expect? he's a fuckin' manager, not somebody who had to stay awake in school.

    13. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Perhaps the solution is *variety*. If people had a cushy tech job for 7 years or so, then if they could run a cottage hotel for 7 years, then do yard-work for 7 years, they play sax at a nightclub for 7 years, then back to the cushy tech job, they might feel more fullfilled, or at least that they tried other things.

      IOW, try the grass in lots of lawns.

    14. Re:Grass is always greener.... by @madeus · · Score: 4, Funny


      I agree with the poster of the comment you are replying to. Office life is the best thing since reclining armchairs. If you don't think office life is cushy your either don't work in an office or your just not very good at taking advantage your situation.

      I do agree that yes, offices are run by moron's, but then the entire planet is crawling with moron's and they make up almost the entire population, but office are in no way like factories. There are hundreds of people in Tiwan threading shoelace's who would agree with me.

      Office's are not designed to treat employese badly or to give them a hard time, they are deisgned the way thay are because they were designed by a moron who honestly thought it was a really good idea to built it that way. But this person designs offices for a living, so it was clear they were underqualified to begin with.

      The key to getting the most out of office life is laziness. This must be worked at, for it is often not quick to achieve and does not always come naturally (except to us lucky few).

      Office life is about coffee, free toast, surfing the web, reading email and downloading music and, if your inclined, hoarding pornography. Even meetings are good because you get to drink coffee in a quite room and bring your own reading material (I suggest ebooks on a Palm as they're less conspicuous). NB: A key tip is to schedule them over lunch time so you can order in tiny crustless triangle sandwiches at the companies expense (thus saving yourself time, money and energy buying your own lunch and from having to make do with those horrible 3 day old excuses for sandwiches that the local sandwich van will invariably bring round).

      Anything else is just a distraction from YOUR personal pleasure. Remember it's YOUR time not theirs (it may be THEIR money but it's still YOUR time, for those of a skeptical disposition check your contract - at no point do employment contracts expressly forbid you from: avoiding work, shirking responsibility, pretending to work or passing the buck. If you do end up getting worked dumped on your desk, try delegating it to a cow-orker. You'd be surprised how easy this is. If you do it often enough, you'll probably get promoted.).

      In all likely hood, unless your one of a small handful of 'key people' (there are only ever a small handful of 'key people' even in a office of a couple of hundred) your only there to make up the numbers in any case. It's just like real life really, about 5% of the population do all the the really useful meaningful stuff, like running things, building things or inventing things. The rest of us are just here to make up the numbers and keep the infrastructure going. The most we can hope for is not to get in the way.

      Lastly, if you have any difficulty with this approach due to out moded concepts like 'guilt' (over being paid good money to surf the web, for example), remember that it's not your money your wasting, it belongs to some weasel in a suit, who, if he was standing on a high ledge as you looked on below, you'd be shouting *jump* *jump*. Put in that that perspective, all your doing is relieving him of a little cash (which will probably only cause him undue stress in the long run, so really your doing him a favour).*

      * Though when his bank balance get's down to $0.00 don't let that stop you from shouting "Jump! Jump!" when the time comes. (That sort of oppertunity does come along very often and you'll kick yourself afterwards if you don't).

    15. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2
      If your not in it for the money, then why did you take a job at a dot com? If I was programming for the sake of programming, I would probably find a job at a college (working there or teaching) or some stable environment to just stay employed (gotta keep the bills paid). Then, program Open Source! I know alot of folks who worked for dot coms did work on open source also, but would you not have more time if you were working on something say like reports or something like that where it doesn't really matter or isn't that complex. This way you have more time to work on things that do matter? I dunno. But i think there's no use in being better at the dot coms. Be bitter at yourself that you were so stupid to believe that:


      1. Think of something cool to do like ordering groceries over the net and charging more then the local grocery store.
      2. ???????
      3. PROFIT!


      I mean honestly how dumb did ya have to be? I mean sure, risk is one thing, but STUPID risk is another. I remember during the boom my boss saying brick and mortar stores would not exist in the future because it was cheaper to do stuff on a web site. Boy was he wrong!

      --

      Gorkman

    16. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus you don't know the difference between a conjunction and a contraction. Funny how being a grammar or spelling pedant always bites you in the ass, eh?

    17. Re:Grass is always greener.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one thing that would make your post complete -- the phrase, "But I'm not bitter."

    18. Re:Grass is always greener.... by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Gak! I wish it was possible to edit posts for spelling. :)

  53. Food Service by LadyJessica · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although food service can be rewarding it can also be very grueling. My grandfather ran restaurants and I worked in one of them for many years when I was growing up. The work is hard, the pay is low, and you're frequently surrounded by idiots. :-) I am much, much happier as an "office girl." I don't get burned, or end up smelling like grease, or get yelled at by tourists when I'm sitting behind a computer!

    -- Jessica

    --

    -- Jessica
    The mutant geek grrl from Hell.

  54. barbers have scissors... by cybersaga · · Score: 1

    this is the exact reason I'm not going to programming... at least not with a big corporation... I've been told more than once that I could have work my ass off in high school and go to the University of Waterloo and then make tons of money! but frankly, I don't want to... I love programming, yes... but a job with a huge corporation brings huge stress...
    so I decided to be simple... not give up computers entirely... I don't think I could... so I'll teach it... in high school... I get to do what I love, while making something of a difference in people's lives... and a whole whack less stress... and a whole whack more happiness...

    1. Re:barbers have scissors... by bsartist · · Score: 2

      Dude... you write like... William Shatner... speaks...

      --
      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    2. Re:barbers have scissors... by cybersaga · · Score: 1

      hahaha... that's funny... and sadly, it's true I guess... but I've been told I write how I speak... so does that mean I talk like William Shatner?? I certainly hope not...

  55. NYTimes is "Free as in beer." by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

    Now, as accurate as the "Free but not Open" statement is, I much prefer the statement in the title of this message. I mean, everything's better with beer in it!

  56. Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

    Peter: You're a software engineer?
    Steve: Yep.
    Samir: Things must be very rough for you.
    Steve: Actually man, I make more money selling magazine subscriptions than I EVER did at Initrode.

  57. Depends on your management... by kstumpf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The majority of IT jobs are bad, but not all of them.

    My last job was at GameSpy, and I can honestly say it was a total horror story. We started out with a horde of great people who, over time, became undervalued, underpaid, and overworked. Remember: arcade machines and free coke do not a good job make.

    I'm grateful for the things I learned while I was at GameSpy, though. I picked up alot of skills and more importantly, I learned what to look for in my next job.

    With everything I picked up, I immediately landed what turned out to be a fantastic job webmastering for a software company right down the street. Why is it great? I have the best boss in the world. He makes sure I have just enough work, but not too much. He sticks up for me and my work. He makes everyone in the company aware of what I do. He's like the IT Godfather.

    On top of that, everyone at the company appreciates my work. Last week, I had an important project with tight deadlines and alot of money and revenue on the line. I had to work over the weekend. When I came in monday, a bottle of wine was on my desk with two tickets to the jazz festival. I also got time off to compensate for the weekend, AND a manager of another department involved with the project spoke to my boss and insisted on adding a note of my good performance to my record for consideration at my next review. I also got nominated for the quarterly employee award. I love my job.

    All that being said, I find it hard to believe I can ever match or best this position. I would not be surprised if I were lured away from IT in the future if my current job came to an end for some reason.

    Anyway, my advice is interview your potential employer just as closely as he interviews you. Its likely the deciding factor in your happiness at work.

    1. Re:Depends on your management... by suffocate · · Score: 1

      haha, gamespy.

  58. Change for the better by Bitter+Cup+O+Joe · · Score: 2

    I've spent the last 7 or 8 years in various computer related jobs, most of that time programming. I've spent the last 28 years of my life in an ever-increasing search for new ways to amuse myself and to accumulate wealth.

    A few months ago, I realized that none of it mattered to me. No matter how many videogames I played, lines of code I laid down, how much cash I could pull out of my wallet, it didn't change the fact that at the end of the day, I wasn't doing a goddamned thing for anyone but myself, I wasn't improving the world or helping people in any way. And it was something I had known for a while, but it finally became something I can't ignore.

    August 26th, I start back to college, working through my degree in biology. In four years, I plan to be in med school. My only regret is that I didn't start sooner.

    I highly recommend an occasional evaluation of one's life, to see if the path travelled is the one that should be travelled. If you're happy with what you're doing, great. But don't just stick to programming or sysadmin or, hell, being a doctor for that matter, without examining why you do it, and if that goal makes you happy. Life's too damned short.

    --
    "This is your world. These are your people. You can live for yourself today, or help build tomorrow for everyone."
  59. Denver Rocky Mountain News by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

    The treeware edition had a similar article a month or two ago about several folks who had dropped out of the dot com, high tech world to work at various ski areas. Lift operator, ski instructor, etc. About the only one who was doing anything at all close to their career was working as a marketing intern at Vail (sounded like an unpaid position) and wanted to actually get into marketing. Sounded like making living expenses (barely) but having fun.

    Kind of a hoot if you can swing it financially. At least it makes being "underemployed" fun. Sounded like some had an oppotunity to "go back" under less than favorable condition and just said "no".

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  60. slightly off topic -- Business 2.0 article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business 2.0 has and interesting article entitled "Bubble Babies" by Brian Caulfield in
    their September 2002 issue on those who cashed out
    and got rich before the Internet bubble burst.
    Quite interesting read, although many of them are giving money away to many, IMHO, rather questionable and ridiculus charities....And many of them seem to be rather eccentric to put it mildly...but to each his own.

  61. Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Simple: The Damned future is too hard to accurately predict.

    Hardly. The real reason why most dot-coms went belly-up is two-fold.

    First, a lot of really genius-level techies came up with some great ideas. Too bad the vast majority weren't marketable, or, the business that they made had no real business PLAN. You can sell just about anything to anyone with a great business plan. Or, like Microsoft, you can sell crap, even with a really bad attitude, with a really great business plan.

    The second problem was started by a combination of Clinton and the British PM, and ignorant daytraders.

    Here's what happened:

    A company (Celera) was trying to map the human genome, or major parts of it, before the Human Genome Project could, so that they could patent things. Big uproar (duh), and Clinton & his British buddy come out and declare their opposition to patenting human gene information. Instantly (like, to the DAY), traders freak out and start dumping all their gene-related stock. Then stupid daytraders, hearing, "dump all tech-stocks!" start dumping ALL technical-related stocks, not just the stock of the few companies that were planning on patenting human gene sequences. Within a month or two, the dot-com bubble had burst, not because of _anything_ relating to the Internet, but because of a badly-worded speech by Clinton, and the stupidity of daytraders who don't bother to understand what they're doing, or research things they invest in (or dump).

    Et voila, the bubble burst. Even business, like a couple I was involved with, with fantastic business plans, with serious revenue potential, could no longer attract investment to complete our projects, because who were most investors in tech startups? Why, people who made money in the first wave of tech startups, of course. At one company, we were a day or two from signing our major round of funding by a guy from Real, when he looked at his stocks and realized he was no longer rich enough to fund us. We lasted about two months after that. *sigh*

    1. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Big uproar (duh), and Clinton & his British buddy come out and declare their opposition to patenting human gene information. Instantly (like, to the DAY), traders freak out and start dumping all their gene-related stock. Then stupid daytraders, hearing, "dump all tech-stocks!" start dumping ALL technical-related stocks,

      I think it was a bubble that was *bound* to pop, Clinton or not. The heard affect cannot be avoided unless you have a moon-size Clue Stick.

      At one company, we were a day or two from signing our major round of funding by a guy from Real, when he looked at his stocks and realized he was no longer rich enough to fund us. We lasted about two months after that. *sigh*

      Yeah, a lot of us got screwed from the Big Pop. I was with a company that had a lot of cool tech projects and a wide variety of geeks to talk to.

      Dot-Gone with the Wind.

      Good luck to ya.

    2. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by bsartist · · Score: 2

      he looked at his stocks and realized he was no longer rich enough to fund us.

      Sounds like the non-profit foundation I worked at. When the bubble burst, much of our funding dried up, as our formerly-rich funders suddenly started feeling the pinch of tightened belts.

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    3. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > I think it was a bubble that was *bound* to pop, Clinton or not. The heard affect cannot be avoided unless you have a moon-size Clue Stick.

      True, as I almost said in my post. Nevertheless, it wouldn't have been when it was, and it probably wouldn't have been nearly as bad. The snowball effect was really quite horrendous. The real bitch of it is I have some really great product ideas _now_ that I couldn't get funded if my life depended on it - nicely useful little things like a technical solution to spam, among other things. *sigh*

    4. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Kevinb · · Score: 1

      I don't remember the human genome thing being the catalyst that burst the bubble. Seems to me it happened on the day Judge Jackson announced his ruling in the Microsoft case. MSFT dropped 20 points, which caused the NASDAQ to lose 300, which set off all sorts of alarms among ignorant traders who dumped everything tech-related as you describe.

    5. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Znork · · Score: 2

      Of course, not funding a nice technical solution to spam is still a terribly good idea, wether five years ago or now.

      A nice technical solution to spam has the exact same qualifications as most of the dot-com bombs; it sounds advanced but in reality it's something any 12 year old kid could hack up in his basement.

      How exactly are you going to profit enough to pay your investors when the level of competition ensures that you will never ever be able to charge a cent for your idea? That was the main problem with the whole dot-com bubble.

      (Oh, and if you want a nice technical solution to spam, either start using the blacklists to cut down on it a whole lot, or start using opt-in only mail (only accept mail from pre-approved adresses)).

    6. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      The tech bubble was basically a big pyramid scheme:
      - As long as there was new money coming in (read new investment) the people already in would keep making money (more people buy shares => shares go up => people that bought shares in the past can now sell them with a profit)

      Guess what - there were no more fools left (did i say "fools"??? I'm sooo sorry) to buy those extraordinarily overvaluated shares (at the top of the tech bubble P/E ratios were several times the historic value)

      That's also why the Dollar has now devaluated in relation to the Euro - during the tech bubble there was a lot of money coming in from european fools (Damn, i did it again!!!). That money now (whatever is left) is leaving the US.

    7. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Peahippo · · Score: 1

      I consider all the commentary here good, given my intent to absorb anecdotal information. But what about the macro-issue behind bubbles in the first place? Why bother targeting one particular event, like a Clinton (spit) speech, or a judge's ruling, when the real cause has to do with the nature of a bubble?

      An investment bubble must burst; the skin is under too much tension ... too little skin encloses too much volume. Any event -- from pinpricks to thermobaric explosions -- can pierce the thing. Uh-oh, Greenspan was spotted scowling on the street outside the exchange ... AAAAHHHH, sell, sell, SELL! Anything can trigger the retreat from such outrageous (and unsustainable) investment in piddling enterprises.

      I knew the market was horrendously inflated back in 1997. But what I didn't know was when such a metastability would pop. This very thing, the uncertainty of destruction, is what drives further investment, as people buy on the rising curve before the peak is reached. It is the terror of capitalism; we have known about it since the 1600s; and it still happens with as disturbing a regularity as Ponzi schemes happen nowadays.

      The next bubble is already expanding visibly. It is wireless ... phones and Internet. All kinds of infrastructure is being built to support this, and most of it seems unsustainable and will just end up abandoned or more likely flipped quickly through a series of asset sellouts (just like the Iridium system would be if the price tag weren't so large).

      --
      [also misbehaves on Kuro5hin as Peahippo]
    8. Re:Why the bubble really burst when it did... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Nevertheless, it wouldn't have been when it was, and it probably wouldn't have been nearly as bad. The snowball effect was really quite horrendous. *)

      It it generally agreed that the bigger the bubble, the bigger the burst. The longer the growth, the deeper the tech recession. What Clinton did was accidently bump the first domino that was already set up by the "crowd". I am not a Clinton fan, but that is not one I would blame on him.

      Your Great Projects should have simply started sooner and you should have tried not to rely too much on VC, in hind-site.

  62. Actually.... by umask077 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, Im one of those people however i am about to choke the next person who says dotcomer. I gave up on the tech industry about a year ago (after 15 years) and spent a bit of time trying to figure out what to do next. About to take the wife and kids out for a year in an RV and see what there might be to do next.

    Unfortunatly there was a wave of idiocy that swept through the tech industry where people started using nasty words like professionalism which of course has no place in computers. It became a giant mess of beuracracy and fell apart shortly after as a result of stifled curiosity.

    Presently the wife and I are thinking about purchasing a campground or some other buisness which might be a bit more fun to do for the rest of our lives. Maybe we'll buy a buy a bowling alley. Were not real sure. Time to wander and find out.

    House goes on the market in 3 days. The RV is loaded. should be intresting.

    --
    --- Always remember. 99.36% of all statistics are inaccurate.
    1. Re:Actually.... by SiteBestExperiencedw · · Score: 1

      As long as it looks like the RV will "take it" - don't be afraid to go down a different road on a whim. Have fun and don't forget to take pictures!

  63. Excellent Question by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 1

    It's heartening to see people pondering these questions. I've often wondered what would happen to our world if too many people decided to take up jobs that never really produced something useful: food and shelter immediately come to mind.

    Working on projects that have long hours, high stress, and questionable usefulness is nothing new to Corporate America. We're just seeing the corporatization of the IT and tech industries in general. Even Apple, the flower child of the computer industry, has had to change their whole business model around.

    I'm still in school to get my CISE degree, but I've thought long and hard about taking a job as a translator for a few years. And, if I wait too long, I may never get a chance to do that kind of work. I'll be replaced by code.

    --
    True science means that when you re-evaluate the evidence, you re-evaluate your faith.
    1. Re:Excellent Question by BJH · · Score: 1

      A couple of things about translation work:

      - If you're doing translation of business, financial or technical material that will be made public or otherwise requires accuracy, you will never be replaced by machine translation.

      - Translation isn't all it's cracked up to be; you're taking one set of words and turning them into another set. There's not a hell of a lot of leeway for creativity.

      - You can make a comfortable living at it if you have the right contacts.

      As an example, I've been doing Japanese to English translation as a second job for nearly seven years now, and I've occasionally made over $US7000 for a total of a couple of weeks work.

    2. Re:Excellent Question by Tempelherr · · Score: 1
      Jeesh...Isn't this a scary coincidence?

      Computer Translation

      I'd also love to get into translator work, but with my native language being English, it is incredibly difficult to find a language which is lacking for speakers that can speak English better than I can speak their language.

  64. higher study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently in the process of chucking in my job as a web developer to do a PhD. In the job market I think the employers have too much power.

    My employer also has a sweat-shop mentality where everyone must stick to their speciality, eg coders can't do any design work because it is more efficient for a designer to do the work. I see their point but it also makes my job less fun.

    After 5 years of doing development I'm beginning to realise that there's really not that much to it in the end. Basically I'm bored and want to do something more challenging and with more variety.

    With a grant and extra help from the social security system, my family can live almost as well as if I was working.

    1. Re:higher study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "With a grant and extra help from the social security system, my family can live almost as well as if I was working."

      I hope the social security system tells you to fuck yourself. Another liberal asshole just trying to live off the system.

  65. .. the grass WAS greener. by peatbakke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For me, at least. I helped start a dot.com for Fun and Profit, and it turned out to be a bad choice. The company's still around, which makes me feel pretty good about the whole deal, but I burnt out on software production for a living.

    On the other hand, hobbies are a completely different story. I'm currently running a non-profit web server, writing collaboration/discussion/sharing software, and I'm getting into embedded r/c flight control software. Can't get the geek out of my system, and I don't particularly want to, either!

    Regardless, after I quit my job at the dot.com, I pursued my other big interest: photography. I worked both as a photographer, and as a professional assistant. Being an assistant was great, because I was making money hanging out with models, and it's an intense way to meet people and learn about the business. When I did my own shoots, there was a very tangible result which was almost completely the product of my blood, sweat, and tears.

    I speak in the past tense, because I've decided to go back to school, and I no longer have the space or time to do much photography on top of my school work and geek interests. Regardless, I expect I'll get back into it after I've completed my formal education.

    So, sometimes the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence. There's only one way to find out, though.

    1. Re:.. the grass WAS greener. by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Photography == good.
      I am currently studying for an A-level, and have had my mid-life crisis at 17 and become pretty peeved at the idea of the whole "Work, reproduce, die" cycle.

      I intend to go on and do a degree, and perhaps become a teacher in photography, or try and scrape by doing art photography. :)

      Still - better to have a mid-life crisis at 17 when you can do something about it than at 35 when your stuck in a career and have wife, kids, mortgage etc. At least when your young you can act on your mid-life "I wanna do something interesting rather than being a corporate clonebot" desires.

      Interesting comment. Have you put any pics online?

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  66. I'll NEVER quit coding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking purely for myself, the day I quit coding is the day I open a vein. I hope they find me slumped dead over my keyboard with a smile on my face. I hope my tombstone has "Memory released, pointer nullified" on it. I will NEVER give up coding.

    A lot of people have jobs they hate. Most people have a job that satisifes them, some are lucky and have one they enjoy, fewest of all are the people doing what they were born to do. I'm luck enough to be one of those people.

    The problem is that the dotcom silliness led to a whole bunch of people doing something they weren't really interested in because it paid well.

    I'm sorry, but if you don't like the long hours, the tight deadlines, the mental stress, then CODING IS NOT THE FIELD FOR YOU. Find out what you *DO* like and do it... if you love it that much you'll find a way of working around the pay.

    In any job you do, the primary motivation MUST be the love of the job; the pay should be a secondary factor. You'll be much happier doing a job you love for less money than one you hate for lots of money.

  67. Manager Double-speak by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful


    When its a theroretical post on a website, its "a person with a little backbone".

    In real workplace, its "a un-managable and difficult person"

    --
    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    1. Re:Manager Double-speak by macshit · · Score: 2

      In real workplace, its "a un-managable and difficult person"

      I think as long as you're a decent employee, that's not really true. Certainly every time I've chosen to make a stand at work, my boss has backed down and said `OK' -- and that has even been the case in extremely low-level jobs (e.g., washing dishes at a restaurant one summer).

      [If you're an idiot of course, all bets are off!]

      --
      We live, as we dream -- alone....
    2. Re:Manager Double-speak by bblgoose · · Score: 1

      I hear that...i'm in the position of doing both jobs - development weekdays, burger flipping weekends (yep, development pay really is that bad round these parts), and I have yet to have any issues with management at either place where they haven't backed down. As long as you play their game well enough for them to look good to their boss, they tend to play back ok when you need something. Of course, it depends on the boss and his perception of you. We had a great guy here up until a few months ago. Management didn't take to him (he produced actual work, not reports about work) so they spent 5 months gradually reshuffling people around so he was on my old project, and i was moved to a new one. Then they cut my old project, with the redundancy of everyone working on it. We since found out that they were planning to cut the project from the start, and were 'restructuring' everyone to make sure the ones they wanted to cut were there when it went tits up. T ÓÓ?

  68. Define real profit? by Mobster75 · · Score: 1

    I admit that I havent read the relate article to this /. post. However, who's to say that such people provided any such "real value" to their projects?

    I've not had any difficulties charging $75/hr for my hardware/software work. However, I do not feel that charging simply by the hour is a proper metric for "valued computer work". Rather, I charge based on my clients' satisfaction w/ project. (i.e. If I promise a certain feature and it's not done on time, I don't make and excuse and charge extra, I'll finish the feature and accept the prior established price)...

    Maybe I'm too jaded or maybe th industry is so full of itself it doesn't matter whether competence is available? Out of 100 IT people I've met this past year, approx 75 have turned out to be bullsh-t artists claiming to be "experts" yet only understanding Dreamweaver or FrontPage (egads!!!)!

    The old adage "Provide true value to earn true profit" is still true today as it was hundreds of years ago.

    I'm sick of people with no talent/skills whining about IT's "tough" market now that the fantasy bubble burst and many peoples' lack of talent is showing...

    - Mobster75!

  69. Manifesto of an ATARI age techie by Great+Malinko · · Score: 0

    For all of you "techies" out there, I hope you enjoy the 12 hours a day 7 days a week, Office Politics etc. It took awhile to get tired of you souless money mongering pathetic swags. Yea, its ok to enjoy the fruits of your labor when you actually bear fruit. And I believe you should be paid for what you know. But the current green techies are so bad I had to puke, its one thing to cover for someone who knows something, its another to cover the whole mess. yea, I got out. Yea, you can call me weak, a quiter, or what ever. But I dont have to deal with the "mechanic" mentality of the "suites" who think the real stuff is easy to come by. I have spent the majority of my life behind these computers, and when I say life I mean from age 8 to 31, ah the day of the sinclairs. I had no life. I was in a prison of sorts. when a "suit" says your life is only worth 50k right now, your a commodity. I begin to laugh out loud. The death of techs who really loved what they were doing is upon us. And it will show shortly. It became something that was no longer fun for us. All of your readme's and how-to's are going away, and we find it hilarious that you can no longer function. But the best part is when them "suits" want something done, and it is no longer doable.

  70. Get out of tech now. Please. by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2

    I'll be more than happy to see lots of people get out of the technology sector.

    Many of them got in because they thought they saw a big stack of money waiting for them there. It was the next "get rick quick" industry. Hopefully, most of these people are now quite deluded, and ready to move on.

    If so, it'll leave the jobs for people who truly do love technology. People that are more likely to search for technologies they love and then go get a job working with them, instead of trying to attach themselves to MCSE=CA$H or some other such nonsense. Seriously, I've actually seen people decide on their career path by thumbing through job advertisements and noting which industries had the highest-paying jobs. Doing that gives you a possibility of eventually landing a job with decent pay, but it's a sure-fire way to guarantee that at some point in the near future, you're going to be miserable.

    As the wise philosopher Eric Cartman once said: "Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. BeefCAKE!"

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  71. Hey cunt fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who fucking told you to buy a 400k house and lease 2 cars? If you like it...fine...but you sound like you hate your job and you fill your life with meaningless possessions to make yourself feel better.

    BTW if your kids want cool clothes tell them to get fucking josb and earn it. Kepp spoiling the cunts and they will grow up to be bigger dick suckers than you already are.

    1. Re:Hey cunt fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preach on, brotha!

    2. Re:Hey cunt fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!!!

    3. Re:Hey cunt fuck! by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Hell yes. $400K mortgage? Are you fucking crazy? That's a *decision* that *you* made.
      Personally, I'm happy with a $100K mortgage, and doing I job that I like (my own business)

  72. I bought a comic book store by m@ltese · · Score: 1

    I quit my job as a Perl programmer for a promising startup in order to buy the comic book store I worked at as a kid. I'm working twice as much for half the pay, but I'm happier than I've ever been. I'm using all the things I learned as a systems administrator, release engineer and programmer to create a complete inventory solution for the unique problems of a comic book shop.

    I worked for some big names and some not so big ones, but now when I call the boss an idiot, I know what I'm talking about.

    dan shahin
    hijinx comics
    2050 Lincoln Ave
    San Jose, CA 95125
    (408) 266-1103
    dan@wackyhijinx.com

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    1. Re:I bought a comic book store by stand · · Score: 1

      Worst....Post...Ever!

      [just kidding]

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  73. A rarity... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    I haven't seen a story abuse mixed metaphors like this in quite awhile. He sprinkles them so liberally and with such abandon, it's really tough to tell what he's actually talking about...

    Like a seeing the trees through a forest.. A cat on a hot tin roof... Crepes for hotdogs... Like curiosity that killed the chickens before they could imagine a beowolf cluster of--Oops. Too far.

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  74. Obviously they didn't do TOO bad. by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Setting up a hot dog cart/coffee shop/etc is by no means cheap. I'd love to be able to drop my job and set up a coffee shop.

    I hardly feel sorry for anyone that got laid off from a $125,000/yr job anyway. Chances are he's got huge amounts of $$ sitting in the bank collecting interest while he has his relaxing job with his hot dog cart.

    Oh, the agony he must be going through. *snort*

    1. Re:Obviously they didn't do TOO bad. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      What Iwould like to do is to open a "Coffee Shop" in The Netherlands...now *that* would rock ;-)

  75. alottawhinin by x0interrupt · · Score: 1

    perspective is a funny thing. when everything you know is completely obsolete, people will still want crepes

  76. Hell yeah. by Smallest · · Score: 2

    After being laid off then suffering through a miserable contract job, i find that implementing the random nonsense that shoots out of the minds of marketing people is no longer even morbidly amusing. I'm 60% seriously considering applying as an AM book shelver at my local Borders. The trick is convincing the wife that a 60% pay cut is a good idea.

    -c

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  77. A $90,000 hot dog stand? by NineNine · · Score: 2

    Apparently, some people just don't fucking learn...

    And he dashed off a four- page business plan -- about 75 pages shorter than the average business plan he toted around during the boom -- that led to a $50,000 investment by family and friends.

    Mr. Benavidez added $40,000 of his own money ("Everything I have," he said) and early next month he will open his stand on North Fifth Street and Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. He named the place after his dog: "Sparky's American Food."

  78. Yeah, they lied to us in school by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    First they make crepes, then move up to manage creeps.

    All that "slacking off" was simply a non-credit course in shmoozing, which is a very important skill that many of us geeks unfortunately never perfected.

    Raw merit can be found in dollar-per-hour Indian programming sweatshops and desparate docile immigrants. If you want real money you have to learn to brown-nose with those who have it.

    So far brown-nosing is the only thing left that is still tough to import.


    Younger kids have Dilbert to explain the score to them, so I'm a member of what's probably the last generation that bought the bullshit that jobs that require intelligence and skill have high status and good pay.

    Nope. Money and status are for people who already have money and for the (minimal number of) people they keep to protect their wealth. Programmers are paid whatever your bosses think they can get away with paying them - and not a cent more.

    Why are managers paid so much more than their much more skilled employees? So that a class divide can be maintained between those who protect the owners wealth and those who generate it (as cheaply as possible). Solidarity between managers and employees could cause problems when execs decided to screw said employees, so it helps to place that class barrier between the two.

    I'm not a communist, but I think we all need to understand how our system works. Capitalism doesn't actually generate meritocracies, it generates whatever system people with money think will buy them the most wealth at the moment. That's only good for workers when there's more demand for us than supply.

    Rocky J. Squirrel

    1. Re:Yeah, they lied to us in school by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Nope. Money and status are for people who already have money *)

      I don't necessarily agree with that. I see a lot of immagrants make their way to the top by playing the BS game well.

      (* I'm not a communist, but I think we all need to understand how our system works. Capitalism doesn't actually generate meritocracies, it generates whatever system people with money think will buy them the most wealth at the moment. That's only good for workers when there's more demand for us than supply.*)

      *All systems are run by BS*. Merit *is* a factor, just not the primary one. It may be say 30 percent in a capitalist economy and 10 percent in a socialistic one, for example.

      One thing the PHB's don't realize is that they could probably pay many geeks *less* if they treat them better. It seems they get their jolleys from stepping on people because that is what was done to them before they rose.

      They make the mistake of thinking that everybody is like them.

  79. On the stock market side by mc6809e · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Our whole view of the stock-market has been upside-down. A general increase in stock prices is bad. It means the cost of retirement has gotten more expensive.

    When the price of gas or electricity or food goes up, people don't say "gee, look how great our economy is doing".

    But they do just that when it come to stocks.

    Of course, if you already own the stock or have stock options, you love it when people drive the price up irrationally.

    1. Re:On the stock market side by SocialWorm · · Score: 2

      Say what? This would only be true if you had to purchase stock as a cost-of-living. It's not, it's an investment. While there might be a relationship between a rising cost-of-living and a bull market, it's not a direct one -- people (normally) don't go out and buy stock just for the heck of it.

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    2. Re:On the stock market side by Fastball · · Score: 1

      I'm twenty-nine and have been contributing to my 401(k) for about three years now. Same amount per paycheck, no wavering. I am absolutely *delighted* that the markets have receded the last two years, because it means there is that much more room for my investments to grow in the coming years. I just hope the markets don't take a bath just before I do the retirement thing.

    3. Re:On the stock market side by daveisoverlord · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you already own the stock or have stock options, you love it when people drive the price up irrationally.

      Actually, you only love it if you can sell it while it's high. Paper money can't buy shit. If you hold it until the bubble bursts (as it always does with irrationality) you'll probably be pretty pissed that you didn't sell it while you could. Somebody is always lefting holding the bag when it bursts.

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      The perception of reality is more important than reality itself.
  80. Change for the better - away from IT by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

    I've done this evaluation of my life as well.

    Probably at the end of this year, I'll be giving up on doing serious IT stuff for a while.

    Going back to uni, and working towards Theology qualifications (3 yrs), then a grad-dip in Linguistics (1 yr). Then going to Papua New Guinea and doing Bible Translation (for people who want it but don't have one yet - as they don't have a written language).

    There's plenty of challenges there: Learning a language that is only spoken (and probably by just a few thousand people), devising a written form of their language, writing down the people's stories, showing people how to read their own language, translating educational books, and bibles for them.

    Linguistics and Translation now use computers fairly heavily, especially for voice processing and pattern matching in speech. Clear and logical thinking is also a bonus.

    I'm sure that it will be an interesting journey - and after 4 years in college my IT current knowledge will not be worth much at all, so it's a major career shift. I'll keep using my brains and applying the skills that have got me this far.

    Of course I'll keep up to date with things that are happening in the field, but I won't get the same questions all the time.

    I've had fairly good jobs in my 15 years working in IT: Computer tech at a private girl's school. Similar work with my church admin office. Currently working for a superannuation company.

    While I enjoy my work, get respect and satisfaction from what I do, it just doesn't campare with the useful work that I have done. I prefer helping people learn and make something of their life, as opposed to just helping people make more money.

    Ian.

    1. Re:Change for the better - away from IT by MSBob · · Score: 2
      Translate the bible? How is that going to be of any more value than work in IT?

      You will help those hapless folks more if you build one house for them as opposed to spreading middle eastern mythology to some indigenous tribes that have plenty of their own.

      Get a grip on what really matters. Become a doctor or a carpenter and you will truly change people's lives. Become a theocrat and you just help breed hatred and division within the human race.

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      Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  81. Volunteer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After two years in a dot com with nothing actually released, I was feeling pretty depressed about what I was actually contributing to the world.

    Now, two hours a week, I help underprivileged kids with their reading.

    Try volunteering! It's easy, it's addictive, it's fun, and it's rewarding. And you get to put something useful on your gravestone.

  82. I presume you meant to say: "cr�pes" by davebarnes · · Score: 1, Informative

    I hope that you really meant to talk about crêpes and not crepes. As the former is the correct word for thin pancakes and the latter does not exist.

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    Dave Barnes 5 breweries within 6 blocks of my house
    1. Re:I presume you meant to say: "cr�pes" by LadyJessica · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ohmygod yer so cool for saying that. Can I have your phone number? I mean it's so rare that I come across a cool guy like you. I bet you know lots of other pedantic stuff too, Dave! ;-)

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      -- Jessica
      The mutant geek grrl from Hell.

    2. Re:I presume you meant to say: "cr�pes" by LadyJessica · · Score: 1

      Ohmygod yer so cool for saying that. Can I have your phone number? I mean it's so rare that I come across a cool guy like you. I bet you know lots of other pedantic stuff too, Dave! Can you tell me how to type the caret over the 'e' on more than one operating system? ;-)

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      -- Jessica
      The mutant geek grrl from Hell.

  83. Passion and Balance by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While reading this article, I couldn't help but notice that these people were not technologists. They were not passionate about technology. They were business people; focused on growing a business. Ultimately, they are entrepreneurs first. The product being focused on by their business seems to be a second consideration. They are dedicating their lives and passion towards the act of growing a business... which is good. Growing a small business takes that kind of drive.

    I would suspect that Slashdot's readership is a bit different. To this group, technology IS the focus. In some cases, the business of technology is never an issue as one does not make one's living at it. In other cases, business comes a close second as it enables one to make a career out of working with the technology one finds interesting. Would this group be just as happy running their own hotdog stand? Perhaps not.

    So what about that feeling of a fulfilled life? Seek balance.

    One does not have to achieve all of life's satisfaction out of one's professional life. One should have other activities in one's life; hobbies, friends, community, etc. Feel like you don't accomplish things at work? Pick up a creative hobby and create on your own. Feel isolated during the weekday? Go be a part of your community on weekends or a social activity with friends. Balance your personal and professional life.

    1. Re:Passion and Balance by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      This is an awesome comment--for several reasons.


      It sums up what I have been trying to make clear (with moderate success) to acquaintances for quite a while now. In short, in order to be good at this type of work, you have to enjoy it--just like the MBA-types-turned-hot-dog-cooks, who go at the basic activity of creating and selling something with gusto, becaue that's what they like do do.


      A lot of people are in technology jobs for the money or whatever silly reasons--there is a lot of misconception among non-technical people that "we" are pampered and overpaid--never mind the incredibly long hours and dedication many programmers, sysadmins, networkers, IT architects, or whatever-else-technical put in.


      Funny enough, most of the good ones I know are those who'd probably be doing something similar even if they weren't being paid nearly as much or anything for it.


      That being said, I've noticed that the proportion of those who really try to experience life, be it through travel, wine, opera, martial arts, whatever, seems to be far higher among my technically employed friends, who tend to put in long miserable hours doing their jobs well, than among the consultants, lawyers and traders I know.


      A generalization? To be sure. However, I have heard the same thing from several people. Maybe putting so much dedication into what you enjoy makes you want to look for other interesting activities to balance out your life.

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      Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
    2. Re:Passion and Balance by curtoid · · Score: 1

      Well, It's a little like going off the deep end to be selling desserts, but I think it represents the core idea that to be "in business" you have to provide "value" to the customer - not just technologically marvelous code driven by the passions of the developers.

      Passion is great, but don't waste it on something that has little value to anyone (unless you're doing it for your own amusement and don't expect to get paid).

      I came from a technologically advanced company and was part of the driving force for a few _really_ cool software technologies (which truly worked as designed). But, the management/customer relations/contracts part of the business couldn't hold anything together long enough to make any project successful and every line of awesome code we wrote drove the company further into the ground......

      It's all about VALUE. Now that the "Internet Economy" has illustrated that the there REALLY IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH, we can get back to work on REAL projects with REAL impact for the customer - no more "spam-a-lot" boxes.

  84. Work for a small company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Become friends with your boss. Make your own hours. Work WITHOUT flourescent lighting.

    No doubt, with all this and art you like on the walls, you will be much happier.

  85. Off-topic, but correct by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2
    They have your e-mail address. OH NO! You are now part of their evil plan to get your e-mail address and allow you to view their content. Those monsters! While I admit it might be annoying, its not criminal, and it's certainly more generous than many other pay sites. Get OFF it people and try to be original.

    I agree 100% Not in all cases mind you, but I have no objection to giving this particular site my email. So far I have had zero emails from NY Times that weren't requested (ie I reinstalled my browser and forgot my spaghetti-goobledygook password.)
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    Who did what now?
  86. Trade For a Grade? by TechnoGrl · · Score: 1

    After 16 years in the IT industry I got tired of contracting out to pointy haired bosses. So when the market crashed I left the industry and became a starving Nursing student this summer.

    On one of my classes I turned in a paper one day late and the teacher got all hardcore and wanted to lower my grade from an A to a C. So I used my former $70/hr sales and programming skills to offer her a class web page if she would settle on a B. So she did and I did and that's how I kept my GPA up this summer. Took me just a few hours work and I photoshopped her picture to make her look fatter (Ha HA!)

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    ----- In Your Cubicle No One Can Hear You Scream...
  87. I have this idea. . . by cDarwin · · Score: 1
    For a game called "Jump to Conclusions". Get it? !!!


    Now, all I need is for a truck to sideswipe me as I back out of my driveway, and I'll be set for life!

    ;)

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    --
    Socrates was asked where he was from. He replied not "Athens," but "The world."

  88. Had this very conversation with my HR Director by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    I wasn't happy with my IT job, so I sat down with her and said I might be happier doing something else.

    HR Director: So, what do you want to do?
    Me: I don't know. I was thinking I like... animals. Maybe I'd be a vet?
    HR Director: An evil vet?
    Me: [long pause]...No... Maybe like work in a petting zoo...
    HR Director: An evil petting zoo?
    Me: You always do that!!!
    HR Director: What?

  89. Bunch of whiny bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus...

    I guess as a guy who got into this whole 'computer fad' back in the early 80's, I don't have much sympathy for all you poli-sci "Johnny come Lately" sorts.

    I love computers. I make things w/ computers. I produce, and produce well. I never worked for any of those stupid one-night companies with no product, no vision, and nowhere to go after wasting a few million dollars.

    And I have no plans of changing my profession now. But I can say one thing, thank god, and good riddance.

  90. The value of "ass-wipe" by repetty · · Score: 1

    "...a piece of paper valuable only as ass-wipe."

    I'm a 42-year old returning to get my bachelors degree. Believe me, without that "ass-wipe" you don't get past the morons in the human resources department.

    Without that "ass-wipe", you get no interviews. Without that "ass-wipe" you have to shake down your friends for leads -- and they have none to give to anyone without "ass-wipe".

    --Richard

  91. So let me get this straight... by troff · · Score: 1

    Before I get flamed, let me say - I've worked in IT support for about eight years; before that I was studying CSEngineering; now I work for a Business Faculty (including the Business Graduate School aka the MBA factory), directly supporting these people face-to-face, holding their hands and practicing my sock-puppet theatre tutorial skills.

    Furthermore, everything said here is my opinion only, not that of my employers / current educational institution.

    So let me get this straight: as was with the Y2K bug, we informed our managers and clients that some machines and programs might have some problems that need to be examined.

    Similarly, we tried to explain to our managers and clients the potential involved in facilitating communication in the Internet.

    And just because these suit-wearing, tie-cutting-blood-supply-to-brain, six-figure salary, two-figure worth, oh-so-hip, oh-so-hot business brainstormers took what we said, amplified it beyond all reality to their managers and CEOs, stupidly leapt before they looked, blabbed it to the same media that gave us "Current Affairs" shows NOW describe themselves as "professionally depressed" and describe our work as "vapo[u]r" and have epiphanies over hot dogs then proceed to have idiot photos taken of themselves with huge wood and plastic hodtdogs, I'M SUPPOSED TO ADMIT THAT MY PROFESSION IS ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS!?

    Screw that, screw the MBAs and CEOs and screw the media who pushed that image onto the public and pushed the unjustifiable horror stories of Y2K and gave undeliverable promises.

    I write scripts and still write programming assignments for the degree I'm doing now. When I make it work, I'm proud of the work I produce and I'm proud of the fact that my clients understand what the problem is and how it has to be fix because I can explain it to them in non-technical plain English.

    What's Brian Benavidez going to do if his hot dog franchise falls over? Blame it on carryover and net lag from his IT boom? Could it be in ten years time when the next historically-cyclic tech-boom takes off and he's missing out on his corporate bennies and kickbacks and six-figure-salaries, he's going to blame IT people again? He's going to blame bad offcuts from animals with Mad Cow disease for his poor product? Or maybe it's because Sony didn't allow his cross-marketing scheme! Damn the media for not publishing any good and sufficiently inspirational and motivational books for him to read while he read and slept in 'til midday!

    Or maybe it's because those CEOs and MBAs and TLA POQs didn't have enough of a clue to listen to the people who understood the situation better than he did.

    "I buy eggs, flour and cheese and turn it into things people like and will pay more for than I did". Well, I like the idea of writing code that makes people go "ooh, cool" or fixing some user's problem and having them go "oh, thank you so much".

    "Hot dog stands are about handling real merchandise and interacting with real customers. It takes hard work and time to see results when you build a business the old-fashioned way."
    Yeah, well my IT service takes hard work and time. I can look at my code and see that I can make it really work. I can talk to my clients and see that they're real small furry clients from Alpha Centauri.

    If these MBAs were too dopey to see that they themselves helped build a house of cards and cried cried cried when it all fell down, whose problem is that - the IT people whom they wouldn't listen to, OR THEIR OWN STUPID SELVES?

    If they still want to get rich, either turn them on to manual labour or tell them to use the brains they should've been developing while they were buying their Masters of Business Administration degrees.

  92. Better idea... by ctar · · Score: 1

    As most people just seem to be telling their stories, for good or for bad, about the IT industry, maybe people have some ideas about this:
    What are the most portable IT skills? I love the IT industry, but would rather live outside major cities, or at least have the option to move around. What skills, other than doing desktop support, are the easiest to find work in?

  93. Hmmm by djellusion · · Score: 0

    I know far too many people who have quit their kosher IT jobs because at the end of the day they felt they hadnt created anything. Most of them moved on to be music producers and chefs. In my opinion(and im sure the masses will agree...) work sucks. But I find OTHER things that keep me happy such as playing music or some other form of release. Finding a job that keeps you happy AND comfortable is like finding that $100 bill just lieing in the middle of nowhere... its highly unlikely to happen.

  94. What I think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's a freaking disaster.

    This business-secotor needs to pull themselves out of this misary and go back to do sound business.

  95. Do they have free beer? Is the food Open Sauce? by ksp · · Score: 1

    I would like to open an Open Sauce restaurant where you get the recipies for what you eat. Just to prove I would prepare and serve it better than the customers could themselves. And they would know what they eat.

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    What is the sound of one hand clapping?
    cat /dev/null > /dev/audio
  96. LIES!! All lies I tell you by hayden · · Score: 2
    Don't rush into being an adult - you'll get there soon enough, and then you'll be stuck with it.
    Growing old is required. Growing up is optional. Become a software engineer and forever be around people who also think nerf guns are ace and other childish traits.
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    Nerd: Derogatory term typically directed at anybody with a lower Slashdot ID than you.
  97. I have tremendous respect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for those dot-commers who have the balls to leave the tech industry and make a living in more traditional industries. As a former Excite@Home employee, I've had the opportunity to see myself and many coworkers that I consider my friends get laid off without little or no severance. And I had the opportunity to see the diversity of how different people handle the situation. One of my friends who still has yet to find a job, insists he is still worth $110K per year and will not settle. Others had the balls to admit they need money more than they need pride and have taken interim jobs. Myself, I've been lucky enough to find another tech job, albeit, with a 30% pay cut from my old salary.

  98. Exactly by thasmudyan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And me being a technologist I have to say that I would hardly qualify for anything else but technology! I would probably kill myself while taking care of the pizza oven or whatever. I know it's sad and maybe an alarming signal for the state of our society but I think I'm not alone here. If you're a techie, you're a techie for life (sometimes)! Sometimes I wonder what I would have done if I had been born 100 years ago...

    And even with this background note that it's also possible to have a completely different after-work life, like having a girlfriend, going out, having non-tech hobbies and stuff. That's where I think the geek stereotype is overrated, because probably most of us have this sort of balance in one way or the other.

  99. html != code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't flatter yourself

  100. The billions went somewhere... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
    Billions of dollars were lost in the dot com failures

    No, money cannot get "lost". Real money goes from hand to hand: this means some people made a lot of money out of the dot-com bubble.

    I you mean of course "potential money", which are shares and stock-options... Those were not real money: you couldn't use it. If you but a share at 5$ and it soars up to 50$, you have not made 45$: you would make 45$ is you sold it at once...but until you sell it the share itself is just worth 5$ to you. If the company where you invested 5$, goes belly up, you lost 5$...nothing more and nothing less. And that is the "real" money that was lost..and someone has got it in his pocket. Who? Nobody, knows..but someone has.

    1. Re:The billions went somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, money cannot get "lost". Real money goes from hand to hand: this means some people made a lot of money out of the dot-com bubble. "

      Most companies used most of the venture capital to pay salaries plain and simple. So, the money was primarly used to pay the bills while they gave away their products for free.

  101. WAKE UP! by MosesJones · · Score: 2

    I've watched some of the most talented programmers around get fucked over, simply because some hotshot wannabee was a little better than they at self-promotion, and a little less scrupulous about being honest

    Welcome to planet earth, if you think it owes you a living think again. If you act like a doormat you will be treated like one. The world isn't fair the world isn't honest and it sure as hell doesn't owe anyone a living. Its all a game, learn the rules and play well and you will succeed. Let other people push you around shuffled from project to project according to the whims of upper management and you aren't in charge of your own destiny.

    And as for the idea that Just like the music and movie industries, the computer industry was started by people who sincerely loved their art what a load of rubbish. United Artists anyone ? Just for the love of it ? Rubbish it was about power and control and a recognition that having control means you don't get buggered over. Why did the Beatles found Apple ? To get control. Being the person who gets pushed around has never been the place to be happy. Whether a pleb under the Romans, a serf in the middle ages or a basic coder in the 90s, you are the smallest piece that others will treat as nothing. Sounds harsh but the only way out is to change things yourself. By being someone who seeks to change you become one of the people telling rather than the people being told what to do.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  102. My bussiness plan! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
    I have done this for years. Family, friends, neighbours: you have a problem with your computer...call me. I'll fix it for the price of a case of beer *and* you have to serve me beer during the whole process.
    Big time fun! Besides, people are gratefull: sometimes I get more than a case of beer. Last time a got a whole box of Champagne, real one, no shit! Okay, it was a letfover from a marriage, but who cares.

    I the beginning I wanted nothing, but for some reason people hate it when you provide them a service for nothing and won't call. They *always" wanted to give money (average 25$/intervention). I don't want that, I like helping people so I came up with the "case of beer" contract. Works great! :-))

  103. Physical vs Abstract ? by shin0r · · Score: 1

    Recently I have often thought about opening a sandwich shop, or a restaurant, and kissing the I.T world goodbye forever. There seems to be something intrinsically honourable about providing real physical goods in return for payment - sometimes I feel like a vulture in the line of work I do, as if I am just adding percieved value, not anything tangible.

    Because most of what I do is completely abstract - and I suppose this applies to most tech workers - sometimes I feel as if I am not providing any "real" value. After all, how can you measure, in physical terms, the analysis of a kernel panic,the securing of a network, or a chunk of code?

    Ideally I think I would like to be a lumberjack - get up, chop wood, sleep. This kind of life really appeals to me right now, especially as my curent "skillz" will be obsolete within 2 years.

    Making a business from selling food, clothes, even chopping wood is not innovative or daring. However, everybody needs to eat, everybody needs to dress, and we all need wood products. Maybe what I am feeling is my first realisation that I am not invulnerable - the last 18 months has taught me that *nobody* is indespensible - especially in the service industry we work in.

    1. Re:Physical vs Abstract ? by MySpleenHurts · · Score: 1

      Stop creating pure virtual methods and you should be ok.

  104. I Love My Job by gnugeekus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really don't understand what's wrong with all of the people I see on here complaining about how rough their tech job is. It makes me wonder if any of them have actually had a non tech job in their life.

    I'm a senior systems engineer at a very large, well known corporation, and I love it. I've been working in information systems for 8 years and I'm no where close to 'burning out'. Every day, I come to work and work solving interesting problems designing and implementing large scale internal applications that help the people I work with do their jobs better. Not only do I get to use the tools I want to use, and create useful tools that the people I work with enjoy using. I work with a lot of really intelligent people that are fun to work with, and while we all work hard we all enjoy what we do and enjoy working together.

    I started out my "career" in life digging holes in the ground for a landscaping company. I worked a lot of other crappy jobs as well.. dish washer, prep cook, data entry... I hated them all. I got lucky and landed myself a position in technical support in 1994 and worked my way up into higher paying more skilled tech positions and I never looked back.

    when I'm driving to work in the morning and I see a road crew laying asphalt on the highway in 100 degree weather, the LAST thing I'm thinking about is how hard I have it. I really think a lot of people responding to this article need some perspective.

    1. Re:I Love My Job by bpalmer · · Score: 1

      Glad you're happy. Some of us look with longing back to those non-tech jobs. I worked in a blast furnace and coke ovens at the local steel mill for a few years after I left high school, I also worked construction as a labourer. If either of those companies had called me anytime in the last 3 years, I wouldn't have even cleaned out my desk before leaving. I'd just have been gone *poof*. "Where's Brian?" "I don't know, he said something about needing work boots and then left."

      I'm not sure what exactly it is about the IT industry. Maybe it's that something I used to LOVE has become drudgery. Maybe it's the fact that you never get away from your work (what with pagers and cellphones)... Maybe it's something about management practices. All I know is that I'm not the only one. I've had the same conversation many times with people that have been in the business about the same length of time that I have. All are skilled, largely self-taught, and could probably get another job in the industry the next day. They got in it for the love of what they were doing. Now many of them are looking at the guy doing the landscaping and thinking "Geez, I wish that was me."

      I'm hopeful though. I quit my last employer (an IT security consultancy) last month. Right now I'm trying to find something that doesn't involve any computer work. Hopefully I can find something and be done with the industry completely.

  105. I've got your next project: by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    '90 Jetta Wolfsburg Edition. I need everything from the manifold back. I'll gladly be your alpha/beta tester...

    :-))

    BTW, if you want me to test a revolutionary new header design, I'm game. I just want the lil' car to be quiet enough to hear the tunes - it could be ballsy yet quiet, right?

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    db
    Cig:
    ôô
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    1. Re:I've got your next project: by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      I'll gladly be your alpha/beta tester...

      You are on. It may be a few years before you hear from me, though.

      Step 1 is to independently develop/buy the theoretical tools I will need to build the darned thing.

      Step 2 is doing the market research to determine a target market. Jetta is one of my top choices, anyway.

      Step 3 ???

      Step 4 Profit! :-)

    2. Re:I've got your next project: by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
      That's cool. Knowing me, I'll keep patching it in a resistance effort against the current choices I have for replacing the exhaust system. I'm sure I could push that for a couple of years.

      To be serious, it's a design defect I think I'm up against...the flexible Stainless Steel coupling thing coming off the manifold seems to have deteriorated. I consider that to be sub-standard, however, maybe it was an attempt to eliminate vibrations being transferred to the chassis. It might have been stuffed with asbestos, for all I know.

      The engine likes to run fast - like 6,500 redline - and coming close to that's gotta spell high heat at that juncture.

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      db
      Cig:
      ôô
      /`
    3. Re:I've got your next project: by NVH+Engr · · Score: 1

      The coupling is, like you said, most likely to isolate the engine vibration from the exhaust system vibrations. You might want to check your engine mounts; those do tend to go bad over time and can allow the engine to move more than it should. That would show up in the form of excess strain on the coupling and a short life.

      The high heat should not bother the juncture... that is what it was designed for. Of course, it was also likely designed to only live 10 years/100k miles.

      If the juncture was filled with anything, by the way, it would have been a sort of basalt-based rock wool. Excellent temperature resistance and reasonable durability in the presence of high speed hot exhaust gasses.

      That said, though, if your engine is firing not-quite-right, that could also explain the short life of the coupling.

    4. Re:I've got your next project: by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
      Alrighty then. I appreciate the insight. I've checked the mounts as best as I could, and the car has 130k on it, so you have confirmed my shade tree analysis.

      Since the car was free, I guess I shouldn't complain about putting some $$$ into the exhaust. She's a runner, and just needs a little TLC :)

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      db
      Cig:
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  106. Keep your job... by cnelzie · · Score: 1


    Sorry to say it, but buddy, you don't know anything about small business.

    The story was about dotcom people opening up their own businesses. Not leaving hi-tech to work for McDonald's.

    In a small business, you have even less time to take vacations with. Your small business, is your life. Without it, you have nothing.

    If you open up a small business, there is little to no chance of you being able to take a vacation until you have at least moved past that 4 year mark. Then and only then, you can probably take a weekend or two off. That is, IF you have someone that you can trust with your life manning the place while you are gone.

    Again, I say that, because a small business is the life of that business owner. Now, if that small business becomes larger and starts to branch out, like Starbuck's and a number of other companies. You have less to worry about as you will be moving into more of a CEO position.

    However, from your statements. You haven't the drive to do that sort of thing. Stick to your job, it's thte only way that you will be able to live comfortably.

    -.-

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  107. It's good part time though... by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

    For the same reason you got bored. I work as a junior engineer on a project at my university, and the pay is great and most of the work is challenging (for an undergrad job anyway)

    Anyway, this summer i started doing odd jobs for people in the area nights & weekends. Mostly grunt work. And I like doing it, albeit fewer than 15 hours a week, simply because it doesn't require my mind, and I actually accomplish something visible. Sometimes I enjoy being alone to my thoughts, and my thoughts are rarely on my work anymore than needed- which isn't much.

    my $.02

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  108. Pure hooey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read your rant, and if that's reality to you it's not mine. Complaints? Sure. Plenty. Going through each of your comments shows that while you write well your comments don't mesh with anything I've seen -- and I've seen some nasty environments. It's like you are attempting to out do Office Space and forgot that Office Space was fiction.

    From what you've said, it looks like you worked in one or two jobs and now you want to extrapolate. For example: You were lied to by the company about cube privacy? You have eyes and a brain, look at it...it's a cube! Get a mirror or a shiny rock if you don't like people watching you. Drink less cafeene. Grow up and look for a better environment; smaller companies are generally better and more honest.

  109. Have Multiple Sources of Self-Actualization by iCharles · · Score: 2

    I'm a manager of a SysAdmin team, coming up the ranks from desktop support to server support to here. I know everyone has thoughts of "chucking it all" and doing something different Perhaps its the notion of getting out of a rut, and into the groove.

    My parents, neither one a techy, keep talking about opening up a B&B. Every so often they go and look at B&Bs, attend a seminar, etc. They don't, for one reason or another. Perhaps after retirement...

    Still, there is something to be said for delivering something that has permanence. I took a stained glass course a few years ago I finished my project a bit ahead of everyone, so one of the guys took me in the back and showed me this door he finished. Absolutely beautiful work! I looked at it and imagined this door on a house a century later, the family moving in talking about how fine the door was.

    (Yes, all you cynics out there, I know the door could be broken in that time. Bite me!)

    In contrast, most of the systems I support will likely not be around five years from now, much less fifty!

    Why don't I chuck it all? I'm OK but not great at stained glass. My other hobbies (dancing, biking, cooking) are things that, though I enjoy and am pretty good at, but not good enough to make a living at. Besides, I think that, if I were to do some of these things professionally, I wouldn't enjoy them as much--it would be my new rut.

    So, I have a job that I'm good at, make a good living at, and kinda enjoy. I accept that there ar parts I don't. And, I enjoy my life outside work.

    The key is to have multiple sources of self-actualization. This means that, should one thing be sour at a moment (sucky time at work, stretch of bad weather that keeps me off the bike, etc.), my whole sense of worth doesn't go down the tubes.

  110. You see it as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, someone else saw the article for what it was.

    I can't stand it when the press starts writing about all of these out of work 'techies'. They tell all of these stories about young, out of work people, and what they are doing now that they don't have there huge corporate salaries anymore.

    It seems that in all of these types of articles, they are no stories about 'techies', but instead about managers, marketing personnel, and sales people that happen to work for technical companies.

    For the most part, the real geeks are doing just fine.

  111. Ask Linus this question... by gosand · · Score: 2
    Seriously. Ask Linus or Alan this question, and hope-and-pray that they are still interested in tech.

    Even though I haven't coded for years, it seems like you always have the option to do so with Open Source. You can create your own project, no matter how small, and say "I did that". And if it takes off, you could change the world. Napster, Linux, etc.

    But I have to say that I have about had my fill. Just because tech isn't as fun as it used to be. Big business has kicked tech in the nuts too many times. Now you can actually get arrested for hacking around with tech things. The DMCA and their breed of laws are going to force me to just quit the tech industry all together, after 9 years of working in it.

    What'll I do? I have considered going to cooking school, just because I love it so much. My other option is to move to the south of France and become a goat farmer. Just something anti-tech.

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  112. Job Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the real news... Diploma worth nothing. Experience worth nothing. Walk in to a D.C. area company with a security clearance, walk out with a job. Homeland security is the new boom, baby. There's more welfare flowing to the consultants and contractors than you could possible spend in a lifetime. Skills and personality, not required.

  113. six figure salary by MosesJones · · Score: 2

    If its in rupees that would be...

    100,000 rupees = 2,061.33 USD

    Umm maybe it isn't much to boast about if its in China its

    100,000 Yuan Renminbi = 12,081.96 USD

    Still not very much. I feel sorry for the chap.

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  114. As the saying goes... by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...those who can't do, teach. Put that on your headstone, you self-righteous bugger you.

  115. If you're fuxing Joe Superstar's guitar... by aztektum · · Score: 2

    and it's taking that long, I'm sure Joe can just get another Fender Stratospheric 5,000 dollar pearl inlay ax and write it off as a "business expense"

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  116. That makes no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are making an argument in favor of ongoing deflation. Think about this for ten minutes.

  117. The Dot-Coms Were a Great Success! by xyzzy-ladder · · Score: 0

    Let's see, JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley,Citigroup, and Bank of America made millions in the dot-com boom. A handful of techie types did too. The only people left high and dry were the suckers, as usual.

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  118. cry for the 30 yr old 6-figure 'executives' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody seems to address the fact that a 30 year old with an ivy league MBA doesn't really do shit for most companies out there.

    Of course you're not going to get a fucking job, you're interviewing for a top position and you have no track record! "Uh, yeah, if I worked for your company, I'd recommend saturating the market with $20 mil in advertising."

    When my dot-bomb went under, the developers had little trouble landing on their feet. I went to a client, primarily because they needed someone who could be a mediocre designer, a decent coder, a flash and javascript hack, run meetings, write docs digestible by management....in short, a swiss army knife. The cocky 30-year-old 'executives' at my company were SOL, on account of their hubris, devotions to their own 'visions,' and inability to listen to criticism. It took me 3 days to get an offer, and a couple of these guys finally had to accept some lower-level footsoldier positions about 6 months later!

    This article doesn't make any distinction between a 'dot-bomber' and a six figure MBA dot bomber.

  119. If you are following the money, have no shame. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    It might sound popular to make those who chase the money sound like they are miserable but its not always true. There's nothing wrong with doing something only for the money. Some folks have actual after-work lives, therefore they don't have to love what they do. For them its just a job. If its a high paying enough job, they know they won't be doing it forever so its even better then anyway. Once they have reached their financial goals they will have completed their dreams and how could that make anyone miserable?

    So to those who are chasing the dollar, CHASE ON!

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  120. Re:If I had a million dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd buy you a green dress.
    ...but not a real green dress. That's cruel.

  121. Or maybe... by SPYvSPY · · Score: 2

    ...a program that shaves 0.0001 penny off the books with each transaction. My God it's genius!! They'll never notice!

  122. TR�LL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, thænk yöu trøll.

  123. Yes. by Hard_Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Typical corporate/commercial programming does sort of engender existentialism. I mean, basically you are shifting around little electromagnetic bits. Your craft lies entirely in your head or in some human inaccessible form (at least authors actually have hardcopy). It's hard to feel you *produce* anything. Maybe the solution to the malaise is to find something morally fulfilling to do with your skills, unfortunately most of the more difficult problems in this world will not be solved by computing skills.

    Anyhow, it's nice to do something, anything physical. Sometimes I wish I were the groundskeeper outside...at least they *do* something. When they are done they can point at it and see that they have made a physical difference in their surroundings. I guess it's just romanticism. Although if you own a house, you probably have ample opportunity for handiwork. Just the other day it took me about four hours to fix a really old toilet involving two trips to the hardware store because the mechanism was so old. But once I fixed that bitch it felt good. Not like software problems where you fix it and you're like "wow, I spent how long on that stupid shit? because somebody misplaced an operator. yay"

    I'll be at the head of the exodus of tech workers become farmers...

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    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me it's cycle couriering. They always wiz around the streets outside getting fitter every day. Only that work is hard and crap and leads no-where.

      Sigh...

  124. Bad IT jobs by DrWho42 · · Score: 1
    I don't understand how so many people think that tech jobs are so bad - maybe the Sysadmin/web developer jobs suck but Engineering has treated me very well. I have EE/CprE degrees and my job rules. It doesn't stress me out; managers don't push me too hard (not hard enough more like it); I make $50k which is good money for a single person.

    There are downfalls - there is a lot of uncertainty in the market, our company just got bought, there will be layoffs, we don't make much money. But we do MAKE something - semiconductor inspection equipment. Real hardware that costs big bucks.. And I like my job and am happy with it!

    I never got in with the vaporware/web economy crap which was mostly driven by ADD-inspired entrepreneurs with a VISION but not a good one.

    Richard

  125. Personal Information has a monetary value by Watts · · Score: 2

    It was show true in the courts (in the US, at least) that personal information does have a value and you cannot advertise something as free if you provide it in return for personal info.

  126. If you can't stand the heat get out of the oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current tech industry malaise is good for this reason: people are in the tech industry just to make money will get out and do something else. For those of us who love tech, will stick through the tough times. I can't imagine working a non-tech job, even for more money. I say if your not happy working in tech, get out of it and do something else. Even if you're making a ton of money, in the end you won't be happy if you don't like your job.

  127. A Classic Dilemma by PMadavi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This, of course, is what many socio-political theorist in the early 20th century noted as being one of the main problems of capitalism: The separation of the worker and his product. However, they didn't account for the grace of consumerism, which can remedy the malaise they thought capitalism brings about.

    If you make/sell donuts, haircuts, etc. . . you're likely to immediately see the results of your work. Someone eats, or looks good, they're pleased with the service, and bing-o! You feel happy, you've done you're job. However, most jobs that give such a instant and tangible feeling of satisfaction, tend not to pay quite as well as the more typical office job. Not too much money to spend on stuff. Some leave these jobs and find more lucrative work, in an office cubicle.

    In essence, many of us are trading in this feeling of gratification for more money, which allows us to spend more (new toys make us happy). Eventually, some people get tired of their neat little shit, and want to get more out of their work, so they go back to selling homemade donuts.

    I suppose it's really just a matter of which you prefer, a quickly satisfying job, or Soulcalibur 2 'till your eyes bleed (mmmmm, soulcalibur twooooo. . .)

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  128. Re: developers by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Pfft... Sorry I'm so cynical right now, but as someone on the sysadmin/hardware tech. side of things, I'm finding it extremely difficult to find a new job.

    Meanwhile, my daily job searches and "search bots" on Monster.com, hotjobs.com, stlouisatwork.com (I live in St. Louis, Missouri), brainbuzz.com, and other such job search sites only bring me hits on jobs requiring software developers.

    For every one job asking for a system administrator or support specialist, I find 20 or 30 that want application developers, web developers, Java or C++ programmers, or other similar jobs which I can't perform.

    I get the distinct impression that software developers are complaining mostly because they aren't seeing the salaries they'd like... not because the jobs aren't out there.

  129. Remember What It Says in 'Mythical Man Month' by DH1 · · Score: 2

    The gentleman who wrote MMM, Fred Brooks, has somewhere in the book, I believe in the foreward of the 25th anniversary edition, that 'for the ability to earn my daily bread doing that which I would gladly do for free, I am eternally grateful'.

    Honestly, that's almost the level of love you need to stay in this line of work.

    I know this is going to sound like 'boring old fart lecturing the kiddies', but for those of you without 10+ yrs of experience in the biz, you need to remember that decent salaries for doing this are a pretty recent phenomenon. I didn't earn $40K a yr until '95, by which time I was already getting close to 20 yrs of experience. The salaries being handed out in the early to mid 80's, particularly to those who worked with PC's, were abysmal at best. Those who entered the field in the late 70's to early 80's had to do it for love, because it sure as hell wasn't for the money. I was grateful simply for the ability to get paid at all to do something that I got such a charge out of in high school.

    So, to the hot dog and soup guys I say I'm glad you found your calling, and I hope it brings you as much pleasure as mine does me.

  130. must be the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I just liked having the money. Trade hot dogs for a $100,000 paycheck. Yeah right.

  131. best post yet by dinodriver · · Score: 1

    Yes! Money goes somewhere!

    A similar situation: people say the dot.coms "blew" all their investment money. But money goes somewhere. Well, they were spending it on goods and services provided by other companies and individuals. In a way it was a great redistribution of wealth, while it lasted: e.g., rich investors money gets spent on web design and previously unemployable philosophy degree holding designer makes 40k then 60k then 80k a year. Wish it would have lasted...

  132. Re: developers by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    I get the distinct impression that software developers are complaining mostly because they aren't seeing the salaries they'd like... not because the jobs aren't out there.

    Trust me, it's pretty horrible for programmers as well. There's been so much convergence that the privilege to compete is reserved for the few.

    It depends on where you live, too. UK, Canada and the U.S. all have different deficits and surpluses depending on the branch of IT you're talking about.

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  133. No guilt here by six809 · · Score: 1

    Ok, not a very useful comment I guess, but I survived the commercial breakdown by just not doing it in the first place. I currently work for a library, and previous to that for a public service broadcaster. Yay me! ;)

  134. good career move by Pauly · · Score: 2

    "...a job where I act as direct, personal support for adults with developmental disabilities...

    I believe this counts toward an MCSE.

    C'mon, someone had to say it!

    1. Re:good career move by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      The best part is, there may still be some social stigma to the phrase "retarded" but in the business, (as far as I can tell) it's politically correct again.

      So, I was telling my friend "I help retarded people all day. You know what it's like, you worked help desk."

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  135. technical solution to spam by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    > Of course, not funding a nice technical solution to spam is still a terribly good idea, wether five years ago or now.

    You must be on crack. Funding a technical solution to spam is a great idea if you have a good business plan with realistic revenue sources. ANY business plan with realistic revenue sources is a good idea to fund! My idea doesn't rely on crude filtering to eliminate spam, and it would also kill it on the server level, thus freeing up all that wasted bandwidth (which filters don't do). It would completely kill the entire spam industry. And the business plan I've come up with has 5 different methods of revenue generation (none of which are based on advertising). I've been through 5 high-tech startups in Seattle in 7 years, and I know where and why things go bad. I'm moving back to Seattle within a month or so, so hopefully I'll be able to find a programmer or two to help me create the initial free version.

    1. Re:technical solution to spam by Znork · · Score: 2

      You miss the point. The competition will wipe the floor with you because they are giving it away for free. They'll 'cut off your airsupply', so to speak. You cant compete with people who dont have to make a profit, wether or not you have realistic revenue sources. Not with a fairly simple application like spam filtering. And there already are several methods of spam filtering at the server level.

      Good luck tho. I'd love to see it succeed.

    2. Re:technical solution to spam by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      I think you're missing the point. I'm not talking about 'spam filtering'. What I'm talking about would actually have a massively-positive effect on bandwidth. The base product would be free. Revenue would be based on add-on products and other things. You're right that spam filtering is relatively simple, but that's not what I'm talking about.

  136. RSI leaves no choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly, I too will have to change careers and not by choice. Tendonitis has made typing unbearable. I don't have a clue what to do now. Here I was doing exactly what I loved but no more. Wish me luck!