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  1. More Tea, Vicar? on Mysteries of the Las Vegas Telecom System · · Score: -1

    Oi, you fucking twat!

    The Macc Lads - More Tea, Vicar?

    My bird rang up just the other day, she said:
    "Get round fast, me folks have gone away. They've booked two weeks in Torremolinos"
    I was round in a flash with a rock hard penis.
    Threw her down on her mum and dad's bed- skirt up, knickers off, legs well spread.
    One second after I'd filled up her twat, she shouts:
    "Fuck pig and arsehole! Me mum and dad's back!"
    Ran to the kitchen, pretend nowt's afoot- spic bastards on strike, airport shut.
    "Yes, Reverand, no Reverand," polite chit-chat,
    Then I saw a dribble and I heard a splat...

    (Wee-Splat!) Glodge of jism's landed on the floor
    Left foot on the bastard, vicar chats about the war
    (Wee-Splat!) Another glob on the 'welcome' mat,
    If I stretch my right leg, I'll get my foot on the twat

    My bird leans over and quietly whispers:
    "Nip upstairs and try and find me knickers."
    "If they catch me up there, I'll get shot, besides, I can't move- I'm stuck to the spot,
    And keep your knees together, stop moving about,
    There's all manner of gear falling out of your clout."
    "... And this band you're in, is it heavy metal?"
    Christ almighty! She's over by the kettle!

    (Wee-Splat!) Drop of spunk's landed by the cooker
    Threw my jacket down and covered up the fucker
    (Wee-Splat!) If he missed that cunt, the old git needs spectacles
    How much yoghurt do I keep in my testicles?

    Sticky pattern on the lino getting bigger and bigger,
    "Garden looks nice, more tea vicar?"
    "Now then son, you been shagging our Louise?
    There's one of her pubes stuck in your teeth,
    And my fucking floor's covered in bladder adder snot,
    May the Lord strike you down dead upon this spot!"
    He slips in the slime and lands on his bot,
    And I thought God would be a better shot.

  2. Mesh on Microsoft Opts-In Hotmail Users · · Score: -1

    New Order - Mesh

    Below the surface this day I need it light
    Inside dimension lies another sacrifice
    Once out of reach, we never speak, we never compromise
    As they turned to gold the edges froze and seemed to turn to
    ice
    All flight departures assembled not returned
    Left in these passions I looked but never learned
    There's hope, you've heard there's life in another world
    Sometimes you'll find that truth is never kind
    In the ghost lies a portrait of space that time is never here
    In the mind of a fallen man, an easy day in another land
    Ship sails out to sea, away from me, I just stand and stare
    Assassin clears his hands, I know that, and, I wasn't even
    there
    One day it came to mind we even leave the rest behind
    Some day, I know, you get where you should go
    There's hope, you've heard there's life in another world
    Sometimes we'll find that truth is never kind
    One day it came to mind we even leave the rest behind
    Some day, I know, we even get where we used to go
    There's hope, you've heard there's life in another world

  3. Re:i was gonna say on World's First Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered Island · · Score: -1

    ] how are you?

    Not too bad. Tired, horney, etc. Network Solutions is really pissing me off. When I'm done changing contact info for this domain, I'm moving all my domains to another registrar. Faxing in forms and waiting 72 hours for someone to get back to me.. Total bullshit. Every other registrar has a nice web based interface for admin functions, but NetSol is living in 1983 with emailing hostmaster@faggotniggers.org and waiting for some cock lover to change my fucking nameservers.

    I bought 1GB of RAM for the PowerBook. Don't need it at all but hey, it's only money.

    Are you on IRC anymore? Haven't seen you for quite a while.

  4. Re:Population? on World's First Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered Island · · Score: -1

    hi,
    picz of ur sis plz? tnx.

  5. Thieves Like Us on World's First Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered Island · · Score: -1

    Oh fuck, I posted that one already. Sorry folks. Here's another.

    New Order - Thieves Like Us

    I've watched your face for a long time
    It's always the same
    I've studied the cracks and the wrinkles
    You were always so vain
    Well, now you live your life like a shadow
    In the pouring rain
    Oh, it's called love
    Yes, it's called love
    Oh, it's called love
    And it belongs to us
    Oh, it dies so quickly
    It grows so slowly
    But when it dies, it dies for good
    It's called love
    And it belongs to everyone but us

    I've lived my life in the valleys
    I've lived my life on the hills
    I've lived my life on alcohol
    I've lived my life on pills
    But it's called love
    And it belongs to us
    It's called love
    And it's the only thing that's worth living for
    It's called love
    And it belongs to us
    It's called love
    Yes it's called love

    Oh, love is found in the east and west
    But when love is at home, it's the best
    Love is the cure for every evil
    Love is the air that supports the eagle
    It's called love
    And it's so un-cool
    It's called love
    And somehow it's become unmentionable
    It's called love
    And it belongs to every one of us
    It's called love
    And it cuts your life like a broken knife

  6. Bizarre Love Triangle on World's First Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered Island · · Score: -1

    New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle

    Every time i think of you
    I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
    It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
    Living a life that I can't leave behind
    There's no sense in telling me
    The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
    But that's the way that it goes
    And it's what nobody knows
    While every day my confusion grows
    Every time I see you falling
    I get down on my knees and pray
    I'm waiting for that final moment
    You'll say the words that I can't say

    I feel fine and I feel good
    I'm feeling like I never should
    Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
    Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
    I'm not sure what this could mean
    I don't think you're what you seem
    I do admit to myself
    That if I hurt someone else
    Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be
    Every time I see you falling
    I get down on my knees and pray
    I'm waiting for that final moment
    You'll say the words that I can't say

  7. Re:Personally, RDJ's mug scares me enough on Music Meets Steganography · · Score: -1

    Where in MIT?

  8. Nothing Compares To You on Freaky Flash 6 Fishy Features · · Score: -1

    While I'm not normally a huge fan of her music, Sinead has a very powerful voice that is showcased in this song.

    Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares To You

    It's been seven hours and fifteen days
    Since you took your love away
    I go out every night and sleep all day
    Since you took your love away
    Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
    I can see whomever I choose
    I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
    But nothing ...
    I said nothing can take away these blues,
    'Cause nothing compares ...
    Nothing compares to you

    It's been so lonely without you here
    Like a bird without a song
    Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
    Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
    I could put my arms around every boy I see
    But they'd only remind me of you
    went to the doctor guess what he told me
    Guess what he told me?
    He said, girl, you better have fun
    No matter what you do
    But he's a fool ...
    'Cause nothing compares ...
    Nothing compares to you ...

    All the flowers that you planted, mama
    In the back yard
    All died when you went away
    I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
    But I'm willing to give it another try
    'Cause nothing compares ...
    Nothing compares to you ...

  9. To Be Real on Hacking the Highways · · Score: -1

    How about a nice disco song for all the sexy ladies.. Oh, BTW, VH1's show 100 Top One Hit Wonders is pretty good.

    Cheryl Lynn - To Be Real

    What you find, ah
    What you feel now
    What you know-a
    To be real

    What you find, ah
    (I think I love you baby)
    What you feel now
    (I feel I need you baby)
    What you know-a
    To be real

    Ooh your love's for real now
    You know that your love is my love
    My love is your love
    Our love is here to stay

  10. Temptation on Will Evolution Exchange Microsoft? · · Score: -1

    New Order - Temptation

    Oh, you've got green eyes
    Oh, you've got blue eyes
    Oh, you've got grey eyes
    And I've never seen anyone quite like you before
    No, I've never met anyone quite like you before

    Heaven, a gateway, a hope
    Just like a feeling I need, it's no joke
    And though it hurts me to see you this way
    Betrayed by words, I'd never heard, too hard to say
    Up, down, turn around
    Please don't let me hit the ground
    Tonight I think I'll walk alone
    I'll find my soul as I go home

    Each way I turn, I know I'll always try
    To break this circle that's been placed around me
    From time to time, I find I've lost some need
    That was urgent to myself, I do believe
    Oh, you've got green eyes
    Oh, you've got blue eyes
    Oh, you've got grey eyes
    And I've never seen anyone quite like you before
    No, I've never met anyone quite like you before
    Bolts from above hurt the people down below
    People in this world, we have no place to go
    Oh, it's the last time
    Oh, I've never met anyone quite like you before
    Oh no, I've never met anyone quite like you before

  11. the Impression That I Get on Yet Another Bad UDRP Decision · · Score: -1

    Mighty Might Bosstones - The Impression That I Get

    Have you ever bee close to tragedy
    Or been close to folks who have?
    Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
    So heavy you collapse?

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

    Have you ever had the odds stacked up so high
    You need a strength most don't possess?
    Or has it ever come down to do or die
    You've got to rise above the rest?

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

    I'm not a coward, I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was I would pass
    Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go I
    Might be a coward, I'm afraid of what I might find out

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

  12. Mad World on Cable Without Cables · · Score: -1, Troll

    Tears For Fears - Mad World

    All around me are familiar faces
    Worn out places, worn out faces
    Bright and early for their daily races
    Going nowhere, going nowhere
    And their tears are filling up their glasses
    No expression, no expression
    Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
    No tommorow, no tommorow

    And I find it kind of funny
    I find it kind of sad
    The dreams in which I'm dying
    Are the best I've ever had
    I find it hard to tell you
    'Cos I find it hard to take
    When people run in circles
    It's a very, very
    Mad World

    Children waiting for the day they feel good
    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
    Made to feel the way that every child should
    Sit and listen, sit and listen
    Went to school and I was very nervous
    No one knew me, no one knew me
    Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
    Look right through me, look right through me

  13. DVI on Apple Releases New PowerBook and the eMac · · Score: 0

    I noticed that Apple added DVI out to the back of the machine. But that port is pretty big.. so what did they take out to fit it in? It looks like it's near the vent on the back.

  14. Doh on Apple Releases New PowerBook and the eMac · · Score: 0

    My PowerBook 667 is now obsolete :(

  15. Tones Of Home on PDAs For Kids · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Blind Melon - Tones Of Home

    What do you think they would say
    If I stood up and I walked away
    Nobody here really understands me
    And so I'll wave goodbye, I'm fine

    Tones of home
    Said you don'tr like the way I'm living
    You don't like me
    Tones of home, Tones of home
    And so I'll wave goodbye
    I'm flyin, I'm flyin home

    And I always thought this would be
    The land of milk and honey
    Oh but I come to find out that its all hate and money
    And there's a canopy of greed holding me down

    -chorus-

    See I'm so high to you, so I'll fade away
    I said you're on your own
    Your mom and daddy said, and your sister said, and your brother is saying
    Everybody, is saying everybody, is saying I, eye, god I gotta go!

    All my freinds patronize me
    They say "Yo hey boy have you found what you're looking for?"
    It seems they don't really know me
    Cause its here, and its what they can't see....

    -chorus-

  16. 1963 on Microsoft Eyes UK Digital TV Provider · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    New Order - 1963

    It was January, 1963
    When Johnny came home with a gift for me
    He said I bought it for you because I love you
    And I bought it for you because it's your birthday, too
    He was so very nice, he was so very kind
    To think of me at this point in time
    I used to think of him, he used think of me
    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw tears were in his eyes
    He never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    Can I save my life at any price?
    For God's sake won't you listen to me?

    And though he was ashamed that he had took a life
    Johnny came home with another wife
    And he often remembered how it used to be
    Before that special occasion, 1963
    There was too many ways that you could kill someone
    Like in a love affair, when the love is gone
    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw hatred in his eyes
    He never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, you keep on using me
    Can I change my life for any price?
    Oh, Johnny, won't you listen to me?

    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw hatred in his eyes
    But he never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, you keep on using me
    Can I change my life for any price?
    Oh, Johnny, won't you listen to me?

    I just want you to be mine,
    I don't want this world to shine
    I don't want this bridge to burn
    Oh, Johnny, do you miss me?
    I just want to feel for you
    I will always feel for you...

  17. Re:ARE YOU TRYING TO START A TURF WAR?? on Dreamcast Reading An IDE Hard Drive · · Score: 0

    God damn, that sounds good. Do you have the culinary skills to prepare that meal? Invite me over to your place some day.

    Oh and here, have a song.

    New Order - 1963

    It was January, 1963
    When Johnny came home with a gift for me
    He said I bought it for you because I love you
    And I bought it for you because it's your birthday, too
    He was so very nice, he was so very kind
    To think of me at this point in time
    I used to think of him, he used think of me
    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw tears were in his eyes
    He never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    Can I save my life at any price?
    For God's sake won't you listen to me?

    And though he was ashamed that he had took a life
    Johnny came home with another wife
    And he often remembered how it used to be
    Before that special occasion, 1963
    There was too many ways that you could kill someone
    Like in a love affair, when the love is gone
    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw hatred in his eyes
    He never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, you keep on using me
    Can I change my life for any price?
    Oh, Johnny, won't you listen to me?

    He told me to close my eyes
    My gift would be a great surprise
    I saw hatred in his eyes
    But he never meant to hurt me
    Oh, God, Johnny, don't point that gun at me
    There's so many ways our lives have changed
    But please, I beg, don't do this to me
    Johnny, you keep on using me
    Can I change my life for any price?
    Oh, Johnny, won't you listen to me?

    I just want you to be mine,
    I don't want this world to shine
    I don't want this bridge to burn
    Oh, Johnny, do you miss me?
    I just want to feel for you
    I will always feel for you...

  18. A word of caution on Making an Independent Web Site? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Before signing up with any ISP or host or whatever, make sure they're clean and not on any spam blacklists. Dejagoogle for the company name in net.admin.net-abuse.(email|sightings).

  19. Re:oops! on Slashback: Porntrusion, Greenness, Rollercoaster · · Score: -1

    I had to read that a couple times in order to understand what he was trying to say. Or maybe he really was talking about man love. It's an editor after all.

  20. Re:Bizzare Love Triangle on Slashback: Porntrusion, Greenness, Rollercoaster · · Score: -1

    Sorry, I've been pretty busy at work and when I get home I'm usually too tired to do this stuff. The IP address of trollnet must of changed because I can't connect anymore. PK, you out there? Joe?

  21. Re:Paula Zahn nude? on Slashback: Porntrusion, Greenness, Rollercoaster · · Score: -1

    She was a news anchor at Boston's WHDH 7 for a while. I know it doesn't answer your question, but I thought I'd throw that in. Michelle Michaels, now at the Weather Channel, also did WHDH 7 for a while.

  22. Bizzare Love Triangle on Slashback: Porntrusion, Greenness, Rollercoaster · · Score: -1

    New Order - Bizzare Love Triangle

    every time i think of you
    i get a shot right through into a bolt of blue
    it's no problem of mine but it's a problem i find
    living a life that i can't leave behind

    there's no sense in telling me
    the wisdom of a fool won't set you free
    but that's the way that it goes
    and it's what nobody knows
    and every day my confusion grows

    every time i see you falling
    i get down on my knees and pray
    i'm waiting for that final moment
    you'll say the words that i can't say

    i feel fine and i feel good
    i feel like i never should
    whenever i get this way, i just don't know what to say
    why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday

    i'm not sure what this could mean
    i don't think you're what you seem
    i do admit to myself
    that if i hurt someone else
    then we'd never see just what we're meant to be

    every time i see you falling
    i get down on my knees and pray
    i'm waiting for that final moment
    you'll say the words that i can't say

  23. The answer is clearly.. on Comparative Laptop Reviews? · · Score: 0
  24. RIP Layne on Review: The Rock as a Hard Place · · Score: -1

    Alice In Chains - Nutshell

    We chase misprinted lies
    We face the path of time
    And yet I fight
    And yet I fight
    This battle all alone
    No one to cry to
    No place to call home

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...

    My gift of self is raped
    My privacy is raked
    And yet I find
    And yet I find
    Repeating in my head
    If I can't be my own
    I'd feel better dead

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...

  25. Nutshell (RIP Layne..) on Communication Making The World Less Tolerant · · Score: -1

    Alice In Chains - Nutshell

    We chase misprinted lies
    We face the path of time
    And yet I fight
    And yet I fight
    This battle all alone
    No one to cry to
    No place to call home

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...

    My gift of self is raped
    My privacy is raked
    And yet I find
    And yet I find
    Repeating in my head
    If I can't be my own
    I'd feel better dead

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...