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  1. Floods on Liability and Computer Security · · Score: -1

    Pantera - Floods

    A dead issue, don't wrestle with it, deaf ears are sleeping
    A guilty bliss, so inviting (let me in), nailed to the cross

    I feel you, relate to you, accuse you

    Wash away us all, take us with the floods
    Then throughout the night, they were raped and executed
    Cold hearted world
    Your language unheard of, the vast sound of tuning out
    The rash of negativity is seen one sidedly, burn away the day

    The nervous, the drifting, the heaving

    Wash away us all, take us with the floods
    Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades
    Cold hearted world
    And at night they might bait the pentagram
    Extinguishing the sun
    Wash away man, take him with the floods

  2. Comfort Eagle on Tivo 3.0 'Firebolt' Hits the Wild · · Score: -1

    Cake - Comfort Eagle

    We are building a religion / We are building it bigger
    We are widening the corridors / And adding more lanes
    We are building a religion / A limited edition
    We are now accepting callers / For the pendant key chains

    To resist it is useless / It is useless to resist it
    His cigarette is burning / But he never seems to ash

    He is grooming his poodle / He is living comfort eagle
    You can meet at his location / But you better come with cash

    Now his hat is on backwards / He can show you his tatoos
    He is in the music buisiness / He is calling you "Dude"

    Now today is tomorrow / And tomorrow today
    And yesterday is / Weaving in and out

    And the bliping white lines / That the airplane leaves behind
    Are drifting right in front / Of the waining of the moon

    He is handling the money / He's serving the food
    He knows about your party / He is calling you "Dude"

    Now do you believe / In the one big sign
    The doublewide shine / On the bootheels of your prime

    Doesn't matter if you're skinny / Doesn't matter if you're fat
    You can dress up like a sultan / In your onion head hat

    We are building a religion / We are making a brand
    We're the only ones to turn to / When your castles turn to sand

    Take a bite of this apple / Mr. Corporate invents
    Take a walk through the jungle / Of cardboard shanties and tents

    Some people drink Pepsi / Some people drink Coke
    The wacky morning DJ / Says democracy's a joke

    He says now do you believe / In the one big song
    He's now accepting callers / Who would like to sing along

    She says, do you believe / In the one true edge
    By fastening your safety belts / And stepping towards the ledge

    He is handling the money / He is serving the food
    He is now accepting callers / He is calling me "Dude"

    Now do you believe / In the one big sign?
    The doublewide shine / On the bootheels of your prime

    There's no need / To ask directions
    If you ever lose your mind / We're behind you
    We're behind you / And let us please remind you
    We can send a car to find you / If you ever lose your way

    We are building a religion / We are building it bigger
    We are building / A religion
    A limited Edition

    We are now accepting callers
    For these beautiful
    Pendant keychains

  3. Re:GOOD!!! on IBM Bails Out of the Hard Drive Market · · Score: -1

    DalNet is easily the lamest IRC network in existance. Except for TrollNet because I can't remember the fucking IP address.

  4. Re:My goodness. on Streaming RealAudio From a Commodore 64 · · Score: -1

    I had two SFD1001 1.2MB 5.25" drives for my C64. They attached using a Skyles IEEE interface that needed a wire clipped onto something on the motherboard. The drives were loud as hell and I needed to attach fans to the bottom so they wouldn't overheat. But they were great for running CNet DS64 BBS software on.

  5. Summer Nights on Is Realism Destroying Video Games? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Van Halen - Summer Nights

    Ain't no way I'm stayin' home tonight
    I'll be out until the mornin' light
    Just hangin' 'round the local parking lot
    Checkin' out the girls see what they got
    Yea they love it when me and the boys
    Start playin' love with them human toys
    Yea we just wind 'em up and let 'em go, oh yea

    Chorus:
    Summer nights and my radio
    That's all we need baby don't cha know
    We celebrate when the the gang's all here
    Hot summer nights that's my time of the year

    We made it through the cold
    This freezin' snow is gettin' really old
    Next year I'll head out for the coast
    Say boys I think that might just call for a toast, yea

    I got a line, you got a pole
    I'll meet you down at the ole fishing hole
    Yea them girls are biting good tonight
    Oh yea, uh oh, oh yea

    Chorus

  6. Re:corrections on CIPA Trial Comes to a Close · · Score: -1

    Corrections noted and entered. Thanks for your input.

  7. Apple on Lineo near Death · · Score: -1

    Sorry, no lyrics for this post. I'd just like to say that Apple repair service is very very good. I sent my PowerBook in to get the CDRW/DVD combo drive installed on Tuesday. They worked on it Wednesday and I got it back Thursday. Airborne Express overnight shipping both ways, paid for by Apple.

    I'm now convinced that you do get what you pay for, and I'm not upset that the laptop cost more than a PC.

  8. Free Will on CIPA Trial Comes to a Close · · Score: -1

    Rush - Freewill

    There are those who think that life is nothing left to chance,
    A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.

    A planet of playthings,
    We dance on the strings
    Of powers we cannot conceive.
    "The stars aren't aligned
    Or the gods are malign"-
    Blame is better to give than receive.

    You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
    If you choose not to decide, you still haven't made a choice.
    You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
    I will choose a path that's clear-
    I will choose Free Will.

    There are those who think that they were dealt a losing hand,
    The cards were stacked against them- they weren't born in lotus-land.

    All preordained-
    A prisoner in chains-
    A victim of venomous fate.
    Kicked in the face,
    You can't pray for a place
    In heaven's unearthly estate.

    Each of us-
    A cell of awareness-
    Imperfect and incomplete.
    Genetic blends
    With uncertain ends

    On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet.

  9. Re:NO on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: -1

    Good morning SA. LTNS, friend. Hope everythings going well for you.

  10. Living After Midnight on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: -1

    Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
    (Halford/Tipton/Downing)

    Living after midnight, rockin' to the dawn
    Lovin' 'til the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone

    I took the city 'bout one A.M, loaded, loaded
    I'm all geared up to score again, loaded, loaded
    I come alive in the neon light
    That's when I make my moves right

    Living after midnight, rockin' to the dawn
    Lovin' 'til the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone

    Got gleaming chrome, reflecting steel, loaded, loaded
    Ready to take on every deal, loaded, loaded
    My pulse is racing, I'm hot to take
    This motor's revved up, fit to break

    Living after midnight, rockin' to the dawn
    Lovin' 'til the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone

    I'm aiming for ya
    I'm gonna floor ya
    My body's coming
    All night long

    The air's electric, sparkin' power, loaded, loaded
    I'm getting hotter by the hour, loaded, loaded
    I set my sights and then home in
    The joint starts flying when I begin

    Living after midnight, rockin' to the dawn
    Lovin' 'til the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone

    (repeat and fade)

  11. Re:Twenty-first Century Slashdot Man on Slashback: Deception, Fusion, Membership · · Score: -1

    Hello,
    While I am grateful you have acknowledged my valuable contributions to slashdot, I do have to wonder why I was called mundane. Is my musical selection too narrow? Do I not post frequently enough? I am here to serve you. Tell me how I can improve. Thanks.

  12. I Touch Myself on Slashback: Bnetd, Salmon, Towers · · Score: -1

    Dedicated to Libby Hoeler, that skanky piece of cunt. But I'd still like to ram my cock up her ass a few times. Really, who wouldn't? She's hot and a whore.

    Divynals - I Touch Myself

    I love myself
    I want you to love me
    When I'm feelin' down
    I want you above me
    I search myself
    I want you to find me
    I forget myself
    I want you to remind me

    Chorus:
    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you
    I touch myself
    I don't want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    You're the one who makes me happy honey
    You're the sun who makes me shine
    When you're around I'm always laughing
    I want to make you mine

    I close my eyes
    And see you before me
    Think I would die
    If you were to ignore me
    A fool could see
    Just how much I adore you
    I get down on my knees
    I'd do anything for you

    Chorus

    I love myself
    I want you to love me
    When I'm feelin' down
    I want you above me
    I search myself
    I want you to find me
    I forget myself
    I want you to remind me

    Chorus

    I want you
    I don't want anybody else
    And when I think about you
    I touch myself
    Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

    Chorus

  13. Re:DON AND MIKE! on Can Internet Radio Survive? · · Score: -1

    You're a fucking zit on my cockhead. Everyone knows Opie & Anthony rule the airwaves. Stern is out of the picture. Imus mught as well be dead. Don & Mike are fags. Mancow.. who the fuck knows.

  14. Suicide Is Painless on Can Internet Radio Survive? · · Score: -1

    MASH Theme - Suicide Is Painless

    Through early morning fog I see
    visions of the things to be
    the pains that are withheld for me
    I realize and I can see...

    [REFRAIN]:
    that suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    I try to find a way to make
    all our little joys relate
    without that ever-present hate
    but now I know that it's too late, and...

    [REFRAIN]

    The game of life is hard to play
    I'm gonna lose it anyway
    The losing card I'll someday lay
    so this is all I have to say.

    [REFRAIN]

    The only way to win is cheat
    And lay it down before I'm beat
    and to another give my seat
    for that's the only painless feat.

    [REFRAIN]

    The sword of time will pierce our skins
    It doesn't hurt when it begins
    But as it works its way on in
    The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

    [REFRAIN]

    A brave man once requested me
    to answer questions that are key
    is it to be or not to be
    and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

    [REFRAIN]

    'Cause suicide is painless
    it brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.
    ...and you can do the same thing if you please.

  15. Too Bad on Senate Judiciary Committee Copyright Page · · Score: -1

    Nickelback - Too Bad

    Fathers hands were lined with dirt
    From long days in the field
    And mothers hands are serving meals
    In a cafe on Main Street

    With mouths to feed, just trying to keep
    Clothing on our backs
    And all I hear about is
    How it's so bad, it's so bad
    It's too bad, It's too bad
    Too late So wrong So long
    It's too bad that We had no time to rewind
    Let's walk Let's talk Let's talk

    You left without Saying goodbye
    Although I'm sure you tried
    You call and ask from time to time
    To make sure we're alive

    But you weren't there right when
    I'm needing you the most
    And now I dream about it
    How it's so bad it's so bad

    It's too bad It's too bad
    Too late So wrong So long
    It's too bad that We had no time to rewind
    Let's walk Let's talk Let's talk

    Father's hands Are lined with guilt
    For tearing us apart
    Guess it turned Out in the end
    Just look at Where we are
    Made it out, still got Clothing on our backs
    And now I scream about it
    How it's so bad It's so bad

    It's too bad It's too bad Too late
    So wrong So long
    It's too bad that
    We had no time to rewind
    Let's walk Let's talk Let's talk

  16. Re:Slashdot is lame! on Review: Blade II - Electric Boogaloo · · Score: -1

    Good evening, MMcP. How's the drug therapy going? Your sordid tales are 20 times more entertaining than this slashdot story.

  17. Get Yer Tits Out on Review: Blade II - Electric Boogaloo · · Score: -1

    (Can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cum on her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  18. It's Raining Men on SELinux Panel at FOSE in Washington · · Score: -1

    This song is dedicated to Opie & Anthony

    It's Raining Men
    Written by Paul Jabara/Paul Schaffer

    Humidity's rising
    Barometer's getting low
    According to all sources
    The street's the place to go

    'Cos tonight for the first time
    At just about half past ten
    For the first time in history
    It's gonna start raining men

    It's raining men, Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen (x2)

    'Cos tonight for the first time
    At just about half past ten
    For the first time in history
    It's gonna start raining men

    It's raining men
    Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
    I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
    Absolutely soaking wet

    It's raining men, Hallelujah it's raining men
    Every specimen, Tall blond dark and mean
    Rough and tough and strong and lean

    God bless Mother Nature
    She's a single woman too
    She took on a heaven
    And she did what she had to do
    She taught every angel
    To rearrange the sky
    So that each and every woman
    Could find her perfect guy

    It's raining men
    Go get yourself wet girl
    I know you want to

    I feel stormy weather moving in
    About to begin
    Hear the thunder
    Don't you lose your head
    Rip off the roof and stay in bed

    It's raining men Hallelujah
    It's raining men, Amen
    It's raining men Hallelujah
    It's raining men, Amen
    (x 2)

  19. Kickstart My Heart on Canadian CD-R Tariff Proposal Explained · · Score: -1

    Motley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart

    When I get high / I get high on speed
    Top fuel funny car's / A drug for me

    My heart, my heart, kickstart my heart

    Always got the cops / Coming after me
    Custom built bike doing 103

    My heart, my heart, Kickstart my heart

    Pre-Chorus
    Ooh, are you ready girls?
    Ooh, are you ready now?

    Chorus
    Ooh, yeh Kickstart my heart Give it a start
    Ooh, yeh, baby Ooh, yeh
    Kickstart my heart Hope it never stops
    Ooh, yeh, baby

    Skydive naked From an aeroplane
    Or a lady with a Body from outerspace

    My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart

    Say I got trouble Trouble in my eyes
    I'm just looking for Another good time

    My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart

    Repeat Pre-Chorus
    Repeat Chorus

    When we started this band
    All we needed, needed was a laugh
    Years gone by...I'd say we've kicked some ass
    When I'm enraged Or hittin' the stage
    Adrenalin rushing Through my veins
    And I'd say we're still kickin' ass

    Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart
    I hope it never stops
    And to think, we did all of this... To rock

    Repeat Chorus

    Ok boys, let's rock the house
    Kickstart my heart

  20. Re:Funeral March on Slashback: Galileo, Backlight, Tariffs · · Score: -1

    I'm sorry. "you're welcome". As in :

    You're welcome to suck my cock, you nancy-boy pastey-faced faggot.

  21. Nugget on Cat Recognition Algorithms? · · Score: -1

    Cake - Nugget

    Heads of State who ride and wrangle,
    Who look at your face from more than one angle,
    Can cut you from their bloated budgets
    Like sharpened knives through Chicken McNuggets.

    Now Heads of State who ride and wrangle,
    Who look at your face from more than one angle,
    Can cut you from their bloated budgets
    Like sharpened knives through Chicken McNuggets.

    Shut the fuck up.
    Shut the fuck up.
    Learn to buck up.
    Shut the fuck up.
    Learn to buck up.

    Now nimble fingers that dance on numbers
    Will eat your children and steal your thunder,
    While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
    Who crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels.

    Now nimble fingers that dance on numbers
    Will eat your children and steal your thunder,
    While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
    Who crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels.

    Shut the fuck up.
    Shut the fuck up.
    Learn to buck up.
    Shut the fuck up.
    Learn to buck up.

    Now simple feet that flicker like fire
    And burn like candles in smoky spires
    Do more to turn my joy to sadness
    Than somber thoughts of burning planets.

    Now clever feet that flicker like fire
    And burn like candles in smoky spires
    Do more to turn my joy to sadness
    Than somber thoughts of burning planets.

  22. Italian Leather Sofa on Thumbs Are the New Fingers for GameBoy Youth · · Score: -1

    Cake - Italian Leather Sofa

    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's an island.
    She doesn't care,
    Just as long as his ship's coming in.
    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's an island.
    If they laugh, they make money.
    He's got a gold watch.
    She's got a silk dress
    And healthy breasts
    That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's a good man.
    She doesn't care,
    Just as long as she still has her friends.
    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's an island.
    If they laugh, they make money.
    He's got a gold watch.
    She's got a silk dress
    And healthy breasts
    That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

    She's got a serrated edge
    That she moves back and forth.
    It's such a simple machine.
    She doesn't have to use force.
    When she gets what she wants
    She puts the rest on a tray
    In a zip-loc bag.

    She's got a serrated edge
    That she moves back and forth.
    It's such a simple machine.
    She doesn't have to use force.
    When she get what she wants
    She puts the rest on a tray
    In a zip-loc bag in the freezer.

    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's an island.
    She doesn't care,
    Just as long as his ship's coming in.
    She doesn't care
    Whether or not he's an island.
    If they laugh, they make money.
    He's got a gold watch.
    She's got a silk dress
    And healthy breasts
    That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

  23. Friend Is A Four Letter Word on Beginning SQL? · · Score: -1

    Cake - Friend Is A Four Letter Word

    To me, coming from you,
    Friend is a four letter word.
    End is the only part of the word
    That I heard.
    Call me morbid or absurd.
    But to me, coming from you,
    Friend is a four letter word.

    To me, coming from you,
    Friend is a four letter word.
    End is the only part of the word
    That I heard.
    Call me morbid or absurd.
    But to me, coming from you,
    Friend is a four letter word.

    When I go fishing for the words
    I am wishing you would say to me,
    I'm really only praying
    That the words you'll soon be saying
    Might betray the way you feel about me.

    But to me, coming from you,
    Friend is a four letter word.

  24. Re:Un impressive on ATX PPC Motherboards from Eyetech · · Score: -1

    URL plz, tnx.

  25. Re:w00t! on Crappy Passwords Very Common · · Score: -1

    Best. Post. Ever.