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  1. That's nothing on Samurai-Sword Maker May Cool Nuclear Revival · · Score: 3, Funny

    The guys who make Swiss Army knives have nearly perfected fusion reactors. That can open wine bottles.

  2. Apple's NDA Nonsense on High Expectations For Google Android · · Score: 2, Interesting

    iPhone developers are not allowed ask each other for help on the SDK

    http://lists.apple.com/archives/Cocoa-dev/2008/Mar/msg00567.html

    Meanwhile, Android developers are free to give each other advice

    http://groups.google.com/group/android-developers

    The only thing that this NDA is protecting is Google's ability to get more functional apps to market sooner.

  3. Re:It's all the wording for HR on IT Labor Shortage Is Just a Myth · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The key there is SKILLED.

    It's hard to be skilled when the HR people ask for 10 years of experience in a technology that's only existed for 5.

  4. Priorities on Should Scientists Date People Who Believe Astrology? · · Score: 1

    If you're more concerned with science vs. astrology than common belief systems about how to spend money and raise children, you probably shouldn't be in relationships.

  5. Beer Goggles on De Icaza Regrets Novell/Microsoft Pact · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taken from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_goggles

    "Beer goggles is a slang term for a phenomenon in which consumption of alcohol lowers sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching or choosing sexual partners.[citation needed] The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting sexual contact with, a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive when the prospect of sex is considered while sober. The "beer goggles" are considered to have distorted the "wearer's" vision, making unattractive people appear beautiful, or at least passably attractive. Beer goggles are also known as "Stellavision", "Beerglasses" and "The Cider Visor"

    Modified slightly

    "Patent Indemnification is a term for a phenomenon in which promise of immunity from lawsuit lowers corporate inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching or choosing corporate partners.The term is often applied when a corporation is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with, a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive when the prospect of partnership is considered while sober. Patent indemnification is considered to have distorted the company's vision, making unattractive corporation appear beautiful, or at least passably attractive."

    It really sounds like he's regretting a one-night stand.

  6. Doesn't NASA watch Family Guy? on NASA Running Out of Plutonium · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just write a letter to Santa for more plutonium? I'm sure they can avoid being naughty little scientists and technicians for another nine months.

  7. On the bright side for developers on An App Store For iPhone Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Us Cocoa developers may well get the professional validation we've never had before. It would be nice for a change to have HR people and headhunters call us up and talk to us about our Cocoa development abilities, instead of saying "Cocoa, Objective-C, what's that?" and mentally cross us off the job candidate list.

  8. Random Questions on Ask the Air Force Cyber Command General About War in Cyberspace · · Score: 1

    1. Is there any age limit? Would someone who is in their mid-30's still qualify?

    2. Would the Cyber Command overlook the policy on those with ADD who take a medication (Ritalin, etc) for this condition?

    3. Can I get caffeine-laced MRE's?

    4. What are Rules Of Engagement in Cyberwarfare?

    5. What will Cyber Command's relationship be with regards to Homeland Security's Cyber Sercurity divison? What steps will you take to ensure sharing of information while not stomping on each other's toes?

  9. A modest proposal on Killer Military Robot Arms Race Underway? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If robotic innocent civilians can be manufactured to replace the humans blown up by military bots and suicide bomber bots, then no one has to die.

  10. Re:News Flash: bitter ex communist hates communism on Tetris Creator Claims FOSS Destroys the Market · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience, code being free is not enough to make it reusable.

    The original author of the code has to *actively want* his code to be reused, design it modularly for reuse, and provide useful documentation to other programmers on how it can be reused. Anything else is a just an enormous hunk of code that substitutes cost in money with cost in time.

  11. Unintended effects on Utah Wants To Give ISPs That Filter a "G-Rating" · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you ban porn, kids in Utah will just find a way to whack off to Veggie Tales.

  12. Re:Developers, developers, developers on iPhone SDK May Be 1-3 Weeks Late · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm a select developer member.

    And even with the money I paid to get access to the Leopard pre-release API, I was still banned from asking fellow developers on mailing lists questions about any parts of the pre-release API in question. People on the cocoa-dev list who might have a question about some finer point of NSDictionaryController would routinely get a "Beware of Leopard" nastygram from the moderators. This is the archetypical example of "keeping developers in the dark" I'm talking about.

    Contrast this will this Google, who actually provides placed for developers to ask each other questions about their pre-release phone API http://code.google.com/android/groups.html

    I want Apple to be the dominant player in the smart phone market, as all the other players have shown through their miserable phone user experiences that they do not deserve marketshare. The problem is that Apple really is not acting in it's own best interest, and Google is.

  13. Developers, developers, developers on iPhone SDK May Be 1-3 Weeks Late · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the most frustrating parts of being a mac and Apple platform developer has always been being the veil of secrecy around API's, and for anyone who's used to the mac development lifestyle, the iPhone SDK isn't an exception. Personally, I can't understand it; keeping customers in the dark may be smart marketing, but keeping developers for your platform in the dark is suicide.

    Thousands of developers are already writing code for Google's Android platform because Google released the API early, even before they released a device. By the time Apple releases their SDK, Google will already be ahead of them in the numbers of developers experienced with their API. I wish Apple could understand the enormous competitive disadvantage they are putting themselves in.

  14. Helium Shortage on Google Interested in Wireless Bandwidth Balloons · · Score: 3, Informative

    I wonder how Google plans to deal with the rising cost of helium?

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/01/14/0219246&from=rss

  15. Re:But what if... on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 1

    If they were truly an advanced civilization, they'd probably send back pamphlets detailing the benefits of recycling plastic bottles.

  16. Devolution on Tim Bray on the Birth of XML, 10 Years Later · · Score: 1

    Because the only thing that's more scary and complex than the overly-complicated RDF we have today is the under-planned, overly-extended JSON and YAML that we'll have five years from now, whose original form is twisted and contorted beyond recognition in an attempt to make it do things in the future that XML was designed to do from the get-go.

  17. The Unix Philosophy on Why Linux Doesn't Spread - the Curse of Being Free · · Score: 1

    Software that appeals to mainstream users is quintissential wholistic and designed top-down, and this clashes directly with the atomist, bottom-up engineering ideals of the unix culture upon which FLOSS is based.

    Freedom and cost have nothing to do with it; it's just usually easier to blame capitalist boogeymen than question the teachings of Thompson and Ritchie and push for real cultural change in the FLOSS community.

  18. No summer reruns? on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the TV shows I watch were several months behind due to the strike, does this mean that the season will be shifted several months ahead and this summer won't be a graveyard of reruns like it usually is?

  19. Re:Take a big wiff on Outer Space has a Smell · · Score: 2, Funny

    The smell of outer space is "Silent but Deadly".

  20. Do you let employers destroy themselves? on Ethics In IT · · Score: 1

    When an employer forces you to do something that's tantamount to them hanging themselves with their own rope, do you let them do it and reap the satisfaction of saying "I told you so" and increased credibility in future avoiding-stupid-stuff discussions, or do you go out of your way to go under the radar and try to save them from themselves when no one is looking?

  21. Spaceballs on Master Diebold Key Copied From Web Site · · Score: 1

    That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

  22. Re:Just rename it. on Python 3.0 To Be Backwards Incompatible · · Score: 2, Funny

    Supervisor: 'Did you finish debugging your python scripts that update the database?'.

    Me: 'Yeah. They're ready to go, and they're all Fawlty now'.

    I think we better stick with "Python". Or "Smeghead".

  23. Re:Obvious Fake on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 4, Funny

    A real sysadmin would simply pipe one chick into the other.

  24. Re:Pro laptops aren't durable on What Bugs Apple Fans About Apple · · Score: 1

    Well, in my experience, the aluminum on my G4 got easily pushed in with the smallest hit. Try dropping the laptop vertically on it's front side a few times if you don't believe me.

  25. Pro laptops aren't durable on What Bugs Apple Fans About Apple · · Score: 1

    For the last 5-6 years, Apple's been making their pro lineup of laptops out of soft metal that bends, dents, and warps on the slightest impact (at least in my experience). If there's the slightest dent or warp in that metal, there's a good chance that the Apple store will refuse to fix your laptop even if it's something completely unrelated to the casing (e.g. bad ram, fault DVD drive, etc).

    For what those laptops cost, Apple should have made those suckers out of lexan and added a few curves here and there to dissipate some of the impact (kind of like the old iBooks). It's pretty sad when a $100 laptop made for developing nations can handle wear and tear better than a top-of-the-line $4000 macbook pro.