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Outer Space has a Smell

repapetilto writes "ISS Science Officer Don Pettit reports in his journal that outer space gives off a smell best described as "a rather pleasant sweet metallic sensation." Kind of odd considering smell is supposed to be due to volatilized chemical compounds."

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  1. Take a big wiff by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad the vacuum of space will suck that smell right out of your nose.

    1. Re:Take a big wiff by halivar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you sure? I think this calls for an empirical test. Stick your head out the window and check.

    2. Re:Take a big wiff by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess the right thing to say here is "That's one smell that will make your head explode".

    3. Re:Take a big wiff by RackinFrackin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. Shouldn't it smell like blood?

    4. Re:Take a big wiff by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      I'd consider blood to have a "sweet metallic" sort of smell to it...

    5. Re:Take a big wiff by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Just as long as that is the only oriface that gets vacuumed out.

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    6. Re:Take a big wiff by SterlingSylver · · Score: 3, Informative

      No explosions, according to Cecil: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_147.html

      You'd even have a few seconds of useful consciousness to take a whiff and stick your head back in!

    7. Re:Take a big wiff by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2, Funny

      The smell of outer space is "Silent but Deadly".

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    8. Re:Take a big wiff by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just gave me a stellar idea for a highly expensive cure for chronic constipation *plot*

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    9. Re:Take a big wiff by Forge · · Score: 1

      Or we could just build a Smelascope to check the scents of space safely.

      At least that's what they did on Futurama.

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    10. Re:Take a big wiff by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I also consider it to have a slight metallic taste. (No I'm not a vampire. I just opted to participate in many sports with braces without extra mouth guards.)

      Is it the iron content?

    11. Re:Take a big wiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at the site of a large bad car accident 20 years ago. I still remember that smell.

    12. Re:Take a big wiff by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      And was that a rather sweet metallic pleasant sensation?

    13. Re:Take a big wiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's the broken braces content.

    14. Re:Take a big wiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, You wont explode. I remember on slashdot last year had a thing about humans in space. if you dont hold your breath you wont kill yourself. (you will pass out in 11 seconds) but if you get back in to a pressurized environment you should be fine. hte only outward pressure is equal to that of what you were in. 1AMU (divers go deep in the ocean and survive up to 5 AMUs) -1 AMU isnt enough to cause you to explode. But you would damage yourself by holding your breath. (i think there was some testing, or an accident which proved that)
      as to the smell... Could that be the natural smell of the olfactory bulbs? but because of the air and substances in it, we dont smell them? (noses do distracted or perhaps used to having 'air smell' in them?)

    15. Re:Take a big wiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction sir: Blown out.

    16. Re:Take a big wiff by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I think they're smelling the microscopic remains of old satellites and other space junk that are getting stuck to the suits as they orbit. :D

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    17. Re:Take a big wiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the smell of the inside of an oxygen tank!

    18. Re:Take a big wiff by aliquis · · Score: 1

      So I'd assume.

    19. Re:Take a big wiff by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      LOL, but I think one is more likely to hurt the softer mouth or even teeth than having those metallic braces break.

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    20. Re:Take a big wiff by counslr2002 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who doesn't reflect on their college days by recalling the pleasant sweet smelling arc welding fumes ....... and the beer bongs.

  2. Sounds Like Ozone by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When I was younger, I also arc wielded to fix various metal things around farms. I too noticed this sweet, metallic smell.

    When I was a teenager I read a lot of short stories. Especially all the sci-fi & horror ones like Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick or Stephen King. I don't recall which one it was but a character had a train set that had a short in it on the tracks. The arcing electricity would give off this same smell. I learned through this short story that this is an incidental way to produce ozone (O3), a greenhouse gas. And that the smell is in fact a low amount of ozone. Perhaps you've detected it at the dentists office or while operating an engine? From the Wikipedia entry:

    Ozone may be formed from O2 by electrical discharges and by action of high energy electromagnetic radiation. Certain electrical equipment generate significant levels of ozone. This is especially true of devices using high voltages, such as ionic air purifiers, laser printers, photocopiers, and arc welders. Electric motors using brushes can generate ozone from repeated sparking inside the unit. Large motors that use brushes, such as those used by elevators or hydraulic pumps, will generate more ozone than smaller motors. I hope he doesn't write himself off as crazy if he did detect ozone. Or at least investigate where it could have come from. If there's tiny molecules of ozone floating around in orbit of the earth, I'm certain that would be scientifically interesting. Perhaps he should test the properties of these materials when exposed to ozone, do they attract the molecules? Or perhaps he should put the materials in a vacuum here on earth for a bit and then pull them out and see if he detects the same smell?

    The human nose can be an extremely strong tool for some individuals, perhaps this is more than just psychosomatic? It would drive me crazy to never investigate this if I were in his shoes. It may seem trivial but sometimes a peculiar notion is what drives scientists make a novel discovery ... or waste lots and lots of time.
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    1. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If there's tiny molecules of ozone floating around in orbit of the earth, I'm certain that would be scientifically interesting.

      Indeed. I'm sure scientists would be astounded to discover that there is a "layer" around the Earth comprised of "ozone".

    2. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      "perhaps this is more than just psychosomatic?"

      I would imagine so - even if somehow you were able to "smell" a complete vacuum, your own body (including the nasal passages themselves) will be giving off odors. If they are so subtle as to normally be overwhelmed by the usual natural background, that may be your first chance to detect them.

      Based on all the sweaty hero-in-space-attacking-monolithic-fortress-of-evil-guy footage, however, I predict that most of the time space is rather sweaty and disgusting.

      Unless she's Number Six, in which case space is sweaty and sexy...

    3. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That smell is also really bad for you. The Ozone oxidizes the inside of your nose and throat. If you breathe in a large quantity, you'll get a sore throat fairly quickly, and can die after several minutes in a room with a high concentration.

      I have a commercial ozone generator that I bought to use after my basement flooded to kill the mold. I had it on a timer for a while to run for an hour at night. Power went out, the timer got offset, and I went down there during the day while it was on. One lungful and I had a sore throat for a week.

    4. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky not to have permanent lung damage; that shit's like a suntan for your lungs. Have you gotten a lung capacity test?

    5. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by gwait · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since there's an awful lot of charged particles, micrometeorites, and high energy photons bathing the astronauts while on a space walk,
      perhaps the smell is coming from all the ionized molecules on their suits and gear.

      Also, the space station is not entirely out of the atmosphere, is it? Isn't the top layer a lot of ionized gas as well - due to the same radiation sources?

      It would be interesting to compare the molecules per cubic meter in the ISS airlock with the number of molecules per cubic meter a human nose can detect..

      I hope he does continue to research this curiosity!

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    6. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Kamineko · · Score: 4, Funny

      If there's tiny molecules of ozone floating around in orbit of the earth, I'm certain that would be scientifically interesting.

      Ozone... around the Earth?

      You mean like some kind of... layer?

      (Yes, I know, I know. Couldn't help it. :P)
    7. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed. I'm sure scientists would be astounded to discover that there is a "layer" around the Earth comprised of "ozone".
      *Gasp* This greenhouse gas layer must be destroyed to prevent global warming!
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    8. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lucky not to have permanent lung damage; that shit's like a suntan for your lungs. Have you gotten a lung capacity test? Yeah, I heard he got one from his boss right before his last promotion. It's ok though, his boss told him that his lung capacity was 'euphorically good.'
    9. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice that "sweet smell" after a thunderstorm? Lightning arcing through the atmosphere also produces ozone.

    10. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'm sure scientists would be astounded to discover that there is a "layer" around the Earth comprised of "ozone".
      *Gasp* This greenhouse gas layer must be destroyed to prevent global warming!

      Don't worry, I'm already working on it. ::sprays on deodorant::

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    11. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that it stinks. I don't know about you, but I can't stand the smell of ozone, not even a tiny bit.

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    12. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Jumphard · · Score: 1

      You're correct! O3 can be generated by electrical discharge. Have you ever wondered why there is a sweet smell in the air after a spring thunderstorm? It's because the lightning has created O3 in the air!

      Being struck down by Zeus never smelled so good!

    13. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by tenco · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Since there's an awful lot of charged particles, micrometeorites, and high energy photons bathing the astronauts while on a space walk, perhaps the smell is coming from all the ionized molecules on their suits and gear.

      Origin of Ozone in the Ozone layer

    14. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by thegermanpolice · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry, I'm already working on it. ::sprays on deodorant:: Wow a geek using deodorant!
    15. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Hawkeye05 · · Score: 1

      Oh Come on it was unfounded, and Troll like but damn it if you didn't laugh then you have problems.

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    16. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      OK.. Let me get this straight. After over 40 years in space this is the first guy to bring this up?? Hm... Smells fishy if you ask me..

    17. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      If there's tiny molecules of ozone floating around in orbit of the earth, I'm certain that would be scientifically interesting.


      Not only would this hypothetical - let's call it a "layer" - be interesting.. we should also investigate why the ozone from this.. "ozone layer" contains tiny molecules of ozone, compared to our relatively large molecules of ozone down on the surface.

      The ozone molecules by my house are so large, in fact, that my cat eats them and chokes on them. :(
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    18. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a short (per se) -- the rotating wheels of the model train continually make-and-break contact with the rails because of surface oxides, and, more fundamentally, that you have a rolling electrical contact. Every model train I played with when I was a kid exuded the smell of ozone. We'd use rags soaked in isopropyl alcohol to clean off the tracks on N-gauge railroads because the contact problems were much worse and would cause trains to stop, while big Lionel O-gauge railroads were comparatively immune -- they still sparked a lot, but they'd keep running because of their greater weight. If you ran trains at night you could see the sparks flickering, especially, in the case of Lionel O-gauge trains, from the center rail when the electrical pickup was a sliding contact rather than a rolling one. To this day, the smell of ozone and isopropyl alcohol makes me feel like I'm about 6 years old.

      Ozone could well be formed by the much higher radiation levels seen in outer space, much the way that ozone is formed in the upper layers of the Earth's atmosphere. All you need is enough energy to strip oxygen molecules in half, and the resulting radicals will merge with adjacent oxygen molecules to form ozone. Same thing happens in/near any electric motor (which is why you should keep your bicycle tires/tubes stored well away from the freezer in the garage, because the local higher ozone concentration will destroy the rubber) or any source of ionizing radiation, even just intense UV.

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    19. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same here.

      Luckily it is also short lived. It rapidly breaks down into plain oxygen, and the smell goes away. I don't understand, though, how people can be in a room with one of those poorly made Ionic Breeze devices. They generate just enough ozone to drive me nuts. I don't even like walking by the outside of a Brookstone/Sharper Image store in the mall because of them.

    20. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by modecx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ozone, to me, has a distinctly un-sweet smell. I mean, stick your head over a photo-copier going at full speed and you get ozone. I can't stand the stuff for any length of time, really.

      I also arc-weld, and do all sorts of other welding, and I think the sweet smell you noticed is much more likely vaporization of the flux, filler rod, and base material, surface contaminants (or any combination of the above) than it is to be of ozone, because those are produced in much higher quantities than ozone, and here's why: One of the main purposes the flux on the rod serves is to banish oxygen and other atmospheric gasses from the arc area when it vaporizes, creating a gaseous shield. If you were getting enough oxygen into the arc to produce a large quantity of ozone, something was way, way, WAY wrong, because it's also letting a huge amount of nitrogen and CO2 into the mix, and your welds would be so brittle it would not be funny.

      From my understanding, ozone is produced while SMAW welding, but only in peripheral amounts, and as I understand it, the chief cause of this is the high intensity ultraviolet light busting up the oxygen molecules the surrounding atmosphere. Of course, if anyone knows more about this, I'm willing to be enlightened.

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    21. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by RDW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'The human nose can be an extremely strong tool for some individuals, perhaps this is more than just psychosomatic? It would drive me crazy to never investigate this if I were in his shoes.'

      The lunar astronauts have several theories on the (perhaps related) phenomenon of the smell of 'fresh' moondust, and seem quite interested in having this investigated further:

      http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/30jan_smellofmoondust.htm

    22. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by 0racle · · Score: 1

      "And what's this layer of Ozone? That's never been there before."

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    23. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      My old VT220 terminal gives off the smell of ozone for the first minute or two after I power it on... I find it rather nice for that short amount of time.

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    24. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      A fellow I worked with decided to go into the air purifier business and put one in his cube, next to mine, turned up to where we could small the ozone. He swore, like a salesperson would, that the odor was 'good for you' but I threw a fit and got it remove - damned if I'm going to sit there breathing O3 for 8 hours/day.

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    25. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by gnick · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...this is an incidental way to produce ozone (O3) Arcing also produces a minuscule amount of tritium. Normally, this would be completely harmless (Yes, it's a beta emitter and shouldn't be inhaled in large quantities, but a single small arc only generates a couple of molecules...) The exception to this is when you find yourself working with spark-gap switches and somebody makes a tritium joke around an ES&H rep. It then becomes hugely hazardous because you'll find yourself spending hours doing paperwork and trying to explain radiation basics to liberal-arts graduates. This is experience talking...
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    26. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      Obviously your information is WAY out of date, with the Bush "Administration" and it's take on eviromental "policy" it's been gone for the last 7 years.

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    27. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by cybrhippy · · Score: 1

      I read those same novels... but I really want to say that was Stephen King. For the life of me, I can't remember which short story or novel.

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    28. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      The only problem we have is having to read crap like that when we were just following the story line.

    29. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by piojo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "perhaps this is more than just psychosomatic?"

      I would imagine so - even if somehow you were able to "smell" a complete vacuum, your own body (including the nasal passages themselves) will be giving off odors. If they are so subtle as to normally be overwhelmed by the usual natural background, that may be your first chance to detect them. Well, we get used to whatever's around. When I went backpacking for a few weeks in the desert of Utah, I stopped smelling my own B.O., but I gained the ability to smell peanut butter through two plastic bags, ten feet away. It was pretty sweet. I'm sure the same increasing sensitivity happens to astronauts who live in a mostly sterile, boring, environment.
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    30. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      Or, it could be like closing your eyes and still being able to see colours. Maybe some of the olfactory receptors are flicking at random because there is nothing much happening.

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    31. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by liegeofmelkor · · Score: 1

      The ISS is manned by idiots. This astronaut thinks he smells the same smell he recognizes from welding (which is ozone). He realizes is it comes after every space walk. On (nearly) every space walk, repairs and WELDING are performed. Therefore, the smell must come from a vacuum?!?! WTF!

    32. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by tgd · · Score: 1

      Hm... Smells fishy if you ask me.. No, it smells sweetly metallic.

      Jeez, does anyone RTFA?
    33. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by treeves · · Score: 1

      Ozone doesn't smell fishy. Trimethylamine - now that smells fishy.

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    34. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Rather nice until the ozone degrades the varnish in the coil, shorting it out and causing a flood of smoke into the room....

      Yes, this happens. In fact, aside from screen burn-in it seems to be one of the most common failure modes. (A quick search corroborates my personal experiences on the subject) I recommend dusting out your terminal until it doesn't smell like that on power-up anymore. If you like it, that is.

    35. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by servognome · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow a geek using deodorant!
      For science, not hygiene... so it's not that surprising.
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    36. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Proto-Captain Garrovic(k) will impressed... as long as you don't have an "Obsession" that wastes hemoglobin

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    37. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by slacktide · · Score: 1

      CO2 is fine for welding. You can MIG/MAG weld with 100% CO2 all day long. Produces a nice deep penetration.

    38. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Digi-John · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for the advice. I'll pick up a can of compressed air next time I'm out (and help get rid of that pesky atmospheric ozone in the process!).

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    39. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by errxn · · Score: 0, Troll

      But but but...Algore's gotta eat! Eradicate that layer, and he'll have to find some other irrational mass public fear to turn into cold hard cash!

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    40. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by modecx · · Score: 1

      True. I've been TIGging aluminum lately, and that part of what I said doesn't apply to steel, obviously. N2 and CO2 are both used in shielding gases intended for steel. AFAIK, nitrogen is seldom if ever used in concentrations greater than 3% of the shielding gas volume, so it seems that the ~70% concentration of atmospheric nitrogen would still be undesirable in most situations, probably causing the formation of weird oxides, making brittle welds, etc. No idea why it might be used in the first place, maybe for some esoteric processes?

      I'm certainly not a professional welding metallurgist, I only need enough knowledge to satisfy my hobbies. :)

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    41. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by popcassady · · Score: 1

      The moon smells this way too apparently. Interestingly, the astronauts complained that the moondust gave them soar throats and burned their sinuses; no one ever found out why. Perhaps the moondust wasn't to blame.

    42. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by brentrad · · Score: 1

      What you're remembering is probably "Word Processor of the Gods" from the short story collection Skeleton Crew by Stephen King. The main character's nephew creates a "magic" word processor out of cobbled-together parts (including a model train transformer.) Whatever you type on the word processor then happens in the real world. The train transformer quickly begins arcing and giving off an electrical-burning ozone smell. The "science" behind the story is lame, like most of Stephen King's stories and novels, but it's a fun "what-if" story.

    43. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sue the fuckers. haven't they heard of the term failsafe? you could have died.

    44. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Um... you understand where the ozone comes from when you're welding something in an oxygen atmosphere, right?

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    45. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, you are so dead on. Thank you so much for reminding me.

      Thank you, brentrad, you definitely get the A for the day in my book, I never would have remembered the title!

      OT eldavojohn

    46. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by podperson · · Score: 1

      There are several things going on out in space that would possibly lead to a detectable odor:

      1) hard UV and even higher frequency EMR (stuff that gets filtered out by the atmosphere)
      2) vacuum (lower air pressure may volatize some substances that don't volatize in relatively normal pressures).

    47. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      That smell is also really bad for you. The Ozone oxidizes the inside of your nose and throat. If you breathe in a large quantity, you'll get a sore throat fairly quickly, and can die...

      On the other hand, it's heavier than air, so isn't very dangerous. It'll sink to the ground and stay there until it dissipates.

      The effects of ozone absorption are pretty much entirely temporary; your throat will heal, the ozone will turn into O2 or something else and be absorbed by you, etc. It also doesn't take much to smell it. You'll smell it in much smaller quantities than will be really bad for you.

      So I think the best we can do to talk about the dangerousness of ozone is change its "harmless" status to "mostly harmless."

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    48. Re:Sounds Like Ozone by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      That's the trouble with air purifiers -- so many designs, so little fact and little to no regulation. I have used a few ozone generators, most of which gave me a headache. Then I took a chance and invested in a Biozone sized for the space I use it in -- with ventilation. It uses UV-C and a small amount of ozone. If air circulates, no headache, and no germs -- I've been sick only twice in 5 years and both times came after I was on a plane full of sneezing rednecks for 6 hours. Before the Biozone I was sick every 4-8 weeks. Anecdotal evidence, but I'm 100% convinced.

      As long as the device doesn't produce too much ozone (if you can smell it, it's too strong) and there's enough air circulation, it's probably safe. Ozone splits into O2 after a while (an hour, I think). Crank it up to 11 and snort the ozone directly and you'll kill more than the germs.

      When your friend cranked his up far enough that you could smell it, he damaged your lungs temporarily and his reputation as well as air purification in general. I would love for the technology to get national attention and real public education; there's benefit if it's used right, like in hospitals.

  3. Good news, everyone! by El+Yanqui · · Score: 5, Funny

    Professor Farnsworth already proved it with the Smell-O-Scope.

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    1. Re:Good news, everyone! by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

      And in a damning indictment of the US patent office, prior art will be established in 1000 years.

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    2. Re:Good news, everyone! by mikael · · Score: 1

      And the patent will be titled: A method of creating a protective ozone layer around a oxygen-rich planetary atmosphere using natural cosmic radiation.

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  4. Oblig Futurama by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don Pettit: The guy from whom Prof Farnsworth stole the plans to the smelloscope.

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      Well, they already laughed at his death clock.

  5. smelloscope by GreatRedShark · · Score: 3, Funny

    So does this mean the Professor's smelloscope could one day be a reality? Gee, I'd hate to small Uranus.

    1. Re:smelloscope by andphi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Until, of course, the planet's name is changed to do away with the joke.

    2. Re:smelloscope by Bob-taro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Until, of course, the planet's name is changed to do away with the joke.

      Maybe in the future, Uranus and Pluto will just be referred to by the phrase, "and the rest", like the professor and Mary Anne from Gilligan's Island.

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    3. Re:smelloscope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on the season, actually. Evidently the actors got fed up with playing second banana to the coconuts, and threatened to vote themselves off the island unless they got proper recognition. Later seasons change the lyric to "a movie star... the Professor and / Mary Ann... here on Gilligan's Isle."

    4. Re:smelloscope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a joke only in english speaking countries. Sorry to point out the obvious.

    5. Re:smelloscope by andphi · · Score: 1

      That's no surprise. Puns are heavily language dependent. The joke was written in English, so of course it will only be funny in English.

    6. Re:smelloscope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hate to large Mars (or medium Venus for that matter!)

  6. outgassing of materials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not 'space' one smells, but the gas from materials when exposed to high vacuum.

    1. Re:outgassing of materials by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Outer Space has a Smell

      It is not 'space' one smells, but the gas from materials when exposed to high vacuum.
      Dammit, I told you not to play "Pull my finger" while wearing a space suit!

      Houston, we have a problem. Send up some Bean-O.

    2. Re:outgassing of materials by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Outer Space has a Smell

      I can already see all the lolcats with "Space can has a smell" and "Smell. Space has it."

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    3. Re:outgassing of materials by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1
      It is not 'space' one smells, but...

      Yeah, maybe that's it. I'm sure there are things comprising and within the ISS and space shuttles that could have a smell. So how would this guy guy smell "space," anyway? How much time has he spent outside of an airlock without a self-contained breathing apparatus? Do they open the windows of the ISS on sunny days? I don't get it.

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  7. local sources... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
    [Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
    Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray! Now I'm the center of attention.

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    1. Re:local sources... by ghyd · · Score: 1

      That cartoon shouldn't have existed. Too good. While watching some episodes I tried to imagine the amount of work that had been necessary for the voiceovers in my language (I'm always watching in vo so I've never heard them) I was amazed by the quality of most voices and the numerous subtle effects in some episodes (exemple: A Tale Of Two Santas). Must have been terribly expensive while aiming to a pretty limited public (the less than 80 years old that are not brain dead).

  8. Is he really smelling outer space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is he smelling the result of the space suits and other materials being subjected to solar wind and other particles. I suspect ozone and other metallic oxides might be the result.

  9. Prof. Farnsworth's a genius! by Ost316 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I say it's time to build a Futurama-style Smelloscope.

  10. Maybe, maybe not.... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

    Try a little less Old Spice before putting on the spacesuit...

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  11. That's nothing compared to... by unbug · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the inner space. Now that smells really weird!

  12. don't worry by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will soon be renamed Urectum.

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    1. Re:don't worry by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrecked him? It damned near killed him!

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  13. I hear by pedropolis · · Score: 2, Funny

    The outer rim of Uranus also has a smell. It's described variously as a musky, pungent, zesty enterprise, with a splash of sulfur, that causes dizziness and nausea.

    And now... ladies and gentlemen... Carrot Top!!!

    1. Re:I hear by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, that's Austrian wine.

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    2. Re:I hear by pedropolis · · Score: 1

      I've hear that Hungarian wines are actually quite good due to recently enacted standards for quality. Lots of mom and pop vineyards are the only ones who can measure up and the result is uniformally good wines. New Zealand supposedly has something similar too.

  14. Nah, that's just Scotty's aftershave... by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    It drives the nurses wild on NCC-1701.

    1. Re:Nah, that's just Scotty's aftershave... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It IS a rather large car, but I doubt there would be room for an entire hospital. http://dcjensen.spymac.com/heroes/heroes-ncc1701.jpg

    2. Re:Nah, that's just Scotty's aftershave... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately exposure to its fumes makes all women appear in soft focus.

  15. smell by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    maybe astronauts just have pleasant, metallic BO

  16. In Space... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Space, Nobody Can Smell Your Fart!

    1. Re:In Space... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in korea, fart is for old people

  17. Huh? by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd hope our space travelers would have a skosh better grasp of physics. The vacuum of near space is darn good, certainly lower than the vapor pressure of most anything we loft into space. Experience with evacuating radio and TV tubes says you can get up to 500 cm^3 of gas out of every few square inches of metal. I would not be surprised if he's smelling the outgassing of items from our earthly spehere, not the "smell of space".

    1. Re:Huh? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. He's smelling the effects of the exposing the suit chemicals to vacuum. This story is really stupid.

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    2. Re:Huh? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      That's only true for taking momentary volumetric number of particles - but they aren't stationary, they travel at a very high speed. Particles carried by solar wind may be that rare but they can be caught up in the suits - the suits get exposed to lots of the 'void matter'.

      Just like during sand storm, a cubic meter of air may contain a handful of sand at any time, but capture all sand that passes through a trap a square meter big carried by a 100km/h wind, and you'll have tons of it in no time.

      Besides, these particles are usually charged ions. Free ions tend to be very reactive, meaning they have very strong smell.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, the smell is the smell of spacesuits that were exposed to near vacuum. The chance of him smelling anything that was actually IN space is near zero, as it would be overwhelmed by the suit smell. This guy is a ISS Science Officer? Sounds like a bad title if his understanding of smell is so whacked. Hope he is not in charge of any scientic experiments up there, any results would be questionable.

    4. Re:Huh? by edittard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Experience with evacuating radio and TV tubes says you can get up to 500 cm^3 of gas out of every few square inches of metal.
      Bravo! Not only mixing imperial and metric but areas and volume to boot!

      Sir, I take my hat off to you.
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    5. Re:Huh? by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
      >Bravo! Not only mixing imperial and metric but areas and volume to boot!

      Well that apparent clusterfarge is actually apropos-- The RCA handbook uses cm^3, and the tube in question was rerally close to having a square inch of exposed plate surface.

      And gas absorption is a surface phenomenon, so inches^2 does happen to be the right dimensionality.

    6. Re:Huh? by nilbud · · Score: 0

      It could be a cloud of finely ground ball-bearings from the solar panel rotation mechanism.

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    7. Re:Huh? by trb · · Score: 1

      I agree that the story is silly and that he's smelling outgassing of some material. It's also silly to say that this is what space smells like. OK, professor, what does Earth smell like? Roses? Armpit? Garlic sauteed in butter?

    8. Re:Huh? by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'd hope our space travelers would have a skosh better grasp of physics.


      Indeed. Just like we'd hope the people posting to /. woudld have a skosh better grasp of RTFA ;-)
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    9. Re:Huh? by dustmite · · Score: 1

      I rather doubt he very *literally* meant that the vacuum of space smells - that would be stupid - it seems obvious to me that he was just saying that when you work in space there exists a 'characteristic smell' that you will tend to encounter, which is in this case true. (But if it gives you an ego boost to interpret him overly literally, go ahead.)

    10. Re:Huh? by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      In the past, when I tested electronics at high altitudes, we ventilated the test chamber for a while after bringing it back to sea level. You never know what noxious substance might outgas from equipment.

    11. Re:Huh? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      > you can get up to 500 cm^3 of gas out of every few square inches of metal Dude, could you convert that to cubic rods per square furlong for me?

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    12. Re:Huh? by DinZy · · Score: 1

      Exactly I was going to mention this. The vacuum systems I work with always "reek" of metal when they are vented and opened up.

    13. Re:Huh? by sjames · · Score: 1

      He is being a good scientist. He has an observation that is not yet adequately accounted for. He has given it a somewhat fanciful temporary name until it is better characterized.

      Given that everything from fabric and plastic to metal tools has the characteristic smell, outgassing due to vacuum or exposure to intense UV is plausible but not certain. Other possabilities include molecules from the upper atmosphere or solar wind. It could be that solar wind imparts a charge on everything which, in turn, generates ozone once back in an atmosphere.

      TFA indicated that he is well aware that vacuum (space) itself doesn't actually have a smell, but returning from it causes one.

    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Google:

      ((500 / 3) * (cm^3)) per (square inch) = 82.1868607 (cubic rods) per (square furlong)

    15. Re:Huh? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      OK, professor, what does Earth smell like? Roses? Armpit? Garlic sauteed in butter?
      Re the last two, some parts of it certainly do.
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  18. Space Smells? by Mickyfin613 · · Score: 1

    I blame Astro. .

  19. doez it haz a flavor??? by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Funny

    n/t

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    1. Re:doez it haz a flavor??? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

      om nom nom nom

  20. Gravitons and Graveoles by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    Therefore, by process of elimination the universe must smell like Grape-Aid.

    1. Re:Gravitons and Graveoles by kimanaw · · Score: 1

      Therefore, by process of elimination the universe must smell like Grape-Aid.
      Hmmm..I heard the ISS smells due to a process of elimination.
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      That's so plausible, I can't believe it!

  21. I'd say... by Deadstick · · Score: 1
    ...it's not "the smell of space" but the smell of something that's just been in space. Most organic substances have some volatile compounds in them, and as soon as something is manufactured, the volatiles near the surface begin evaporating; before long, the surface is odorless. Now put it in vacuum, and the volatiles in the interior begin diffusing toward the region of zero pressure, passing through the surface on the way -- so the surface winds up having its volatile concentration restored.

    rj

  22. Radiological Dust by arizwebfoot · · Score: 1

    So is his nose gonna fall off or grow to the size of Mt. Rushmore?

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  23. thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    captain obvious

  24. Odd? What's Odd? by mpapet · · Score: 1

    It may be shocking to some, but some VERY not-so-good-for-you solvents give off strange and oddly pleasing smells.

    I clearly remember using trichlorethelene(sp?) as a teenager working on cars and remember the smell being not-so-bad. (Don't ask how we got it.) Automobile coolant is another one. Grease car owners also have the pleasure of french fries smell.

    Burning auto brakes is gross though.

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  25. Professor Farnsworth was right! by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Informative
  26. Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Sweet Smell of Space" sounds like something Heinlein would have written.

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    1. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by sm62704 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      from Amazon.com:Starfighters of Adumar (Star Wars: X-Wing, Book 9)

      Funniest SW Book Ever, October 18, 2001
      By Handofthrawn "handofthrawn45" (Cleveland, OH) - See all my reviews

      Ah, the sweet smell of space combat and politics mixed with witty banter. While this is by no means the best SW book ever written, it's certainly a very enjoyable read. I've been a big fan of the X-wing series and both Stackpole and Allston. The book starts off on a very nice note: Wedge breaks up with Qwi. Ahh.... Allston must have joined the Stackpole-Zahn pact to rid the world of SW novels from all of the terrible relartionships Anderson thought up in his books.
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    2. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by CaptainMunchies · · Score: 1

      It seems you have the reading comprehension of a modern christian.

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    3. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      No, it means I googled for the phrase. You seem to have the manners of a modern troglodyte.

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    4. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a horror short story... "The Smell Out of Space"

    5. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      It seems you have the reading comprehension of a modern christian.

      It seems that space smells better than a snarky atheist.

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    6. Re:Well, that makes for a good sci fi book title by fm6 · · Score: 1

      More like somebody doing a sendup of Heinlein.

  27. Propellants from Shuttle and Soyuz? by _bug_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the likelihood this smell comes from propellants used by the shuttle and soyuz? Seems to me since his only interaction with this smell is from spacesuits that have only had contact with the "air" around the outside of the ISS.

  28. Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Smell is caused by chemicals in the air triggering olfactory receptors in our sense organs and causing sense data to be interpreted by the brain as an odor.

    If you take away the sense data, the brain is still interpreting something, namely the absence of data. It could be that this odor is simply how the brain handles a null dataset.

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    1. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah. I was thinking, after reading the title of TFA, that it was the reverse/absence of smell he was detecting. Don't try this at home, but if you clean your bathroom with a too high concentration of bleach, and it starts to hurt a little... when you leave the room (house, neighborhood) to get out of that awful smell, you will notice what i believe is the "negative smell" of bleach. And if you thought bleach was bad, omg, this "smell" which is just the interpretation in reverse is really really bad. I could be wrong on this... but I was assuming my smell sensors were doing what your eyes and other sense organs do with a constant strong stimulus. You know, like when you stare at a blue wall for a while, then look at a white wall, you see the opposite of blue (orange). I forget the name of this and am out of time to look it up.

    2. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by bencollier · · Score: 1

      That would make a lot of sense (pun not intended) and be fairly interesting - LSD apparently works by reducing the brain's sensitivity to inputs from the outside world (the psychedelic effects come from the brain trying to 'fill in the blanks'), and can make things taste metallic. Perhaps the same mechanism is at work?

    3. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by Limburgher · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a long-term sufferer of Anosmia, I can say that the interpretation by the brain of a null data input set is approximately equal to null. Dammit.

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    4. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is more likely to be correct for space, but he was inside when he smelt it, he never threw his head out a window when up there.
      He probably got a good wiff of ionized particles, Ozone, combination or similar, but alot of people here describe Ozone the same way, so it is probably that.
      But even if he did somehow stick his head into a vaccuum, he would probably "smell" iron due to his noses blood vessels exploding.
      Mm, blood.

      Senses seem to have some interpretation of a null/empty value, the eyes see that eigen-something colour when there is no light sources around, you feel phantom pains (for awhile) when you lose a limb, the same will probably apply to smell and taste, but they are much harder to test, sound as well.

    5. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by seeker_1us · · Score: 1
      Interesting, except that he said it was concentrated on the spacesuit fabric.

      Nullset data wouldn't be more concentrated on the fabric, indeed the fabric's natural smell should mean there would be no nullset.

      I wonder if UV rays from the sun put free radicals on the surfaces of the suit, and those combine with the atmosphere to produce the smell.

    6. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Imaginary smells?

      Are you sure it's not a tumor?</thick_austrian_accent>

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    7. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he can have been detecting the absence of smell, because his report was of what he smelled after he'd repressurized the airlock, i.e. _in an atmosphere_. I'm backing the theory that it was particles emanating from the suits or equipment, or possibly from the airlock mechanism itself.

      Again, the only way to find out what a vacuum "smells like" would be to stick your unsuited head out the window... I'm not volunteering.

    8. Re:Smell isn't caused by chemicals in the air by rkuris · · Score: 1

      So now we know what a null pointer exception smells like!

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  29. ah, fond memories... by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    electric trains @ xmas...ozone always takes me back;-)

  30. Things IN space have a smell... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the 'smell' wasnt that of space at all. The description of the 'smell' was one of being metallic, and noticing it while around the airlock.

    Could this smell instead be from the materials that are coming in and out of spacecrew cabin. In space there will be more intense radiation and temperature extremes, which will affect the materials in question. Being bombarded by the radiation of outer space, that is normally blocked by the minimum shielding of the crew cabin, might just be enough to 'vaporize' certain chemicals on the suit. Upon coming back into the crew cabin, these newly formed chemical compounds with then be able to disperse in the air where they can be picked up as a 'smell'.

    If I pull a rotting corpse out of the river, does it logically follow that the river smells like a rotting corpse?

    .02

  31. Borat Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a smell... it smells like a shit.

  32. It makes me wonder if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The begining of the universe started with the phrase "You are about to experience chaos"...

  33. Implied Lisa? by ajlitt · · Score: 0

    I think you meant implode.

    1. Re:Implied Lisa? by MouseR · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, I think he means explode. You cant implode if there's negative outside pressure.

    2. Re:Implied Lisa? by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps he was implying that the OP's brain was more empty than the vastness of space

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    3. Re:Implied Lisa? by Hawkeye05 · · Score: 1

      I'm Pretty Sure It Would Asplode, yeah in space no one can hear you scream and things Asplode.

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    4. Re:Implied Lisa? by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps you meant to reply to my cure for constipation below - Method of curing constipation by exposure of bodily cavities to a powerful vacuum. Now that's gonna cause an asplosion.

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    5. Re:Implied Lisa? by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Next time I hit "Reply" before noon ask me if I've had my coffee. Now that I think about it, unless you are airheaded (see my OP) there wouldn't be any exploding, right? Someone call Adam Savage!

    6. Re:Implied Lisa? by hunterk1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's no such thing as negative pressure, just like there's no such thing as negative temperature or volume either...

    7. Re:Implied Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how else do you describe the relationship between a lesser value and a greater one? It's just a relative term.

    8. Re:Implied Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not funny - read up on Abigail Taylor.

    9. Re:Implied Lisa? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Next time I hit "Reply" before noon ask me if I've had my coffee. Now that I think about it, unless you are airheaded (see my OP) there wouldn't be any exploding, right? Someone call Adam Savage!


      Or in case of asploding, Dan Savage.

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    10. Re:Implied Lisa? by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it was funny to me. That's a shame that that happened (and no, I didn't know about it before just now), but if you personalise every joke then you're never going to laugh at anything. Explosive diarrhea is funny (though having part of your intestine sucked out is obviously not).

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    11. Re:Implied Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That would suck ass.

    12. Re:Implied Lisa? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Where's the google link?

      These phrases won't search themselves!

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    13. Re:Implied Lisa? by doombringerltx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't get so butt hurt over it. Oh yeah, I went there

    14. Re:Implied Lisa? by Megane · · Score: 1

      That is why we have the relative terms "higher" and "lower".

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    15. Re:Implied Lisa? by corifornia2 · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Sir Gut-Free

    16. Re:Implied Lisa? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Depends on who it happens to...

    17. Re:Implied Lisa? by repapetilto · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's an operational definition referring to the relationship between the relative pressures of a system and its surroundings (usually atmospheric pressure). Never heard of negative volume.

    18. Re:Implied Lisa? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Shelf stocks of Dukem Nukem Forever.

      And yeah, I meant relative pressure.

    19. Re:Implied Lisa? by provigilman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, remind me to bring that up to my bank next time I have a "negative balance". The term is just there to imply that there's a pressure differential, with the lower pressure being the "negative" one.

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    20. Re:Implied Lisa? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Never heard of negative volume.


      Then you never met the CEO of V2R.
    21. Re:Implied Lisa? by hunterk1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I figured. Relative or acoustic, not absolute. I was just being a nit-picky jerk.

    22. Re:Implied Lisa? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      an between the two is a gradient, which is either positive or negative.

    23. Re:Implied Lisa? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Minus fifteen degrees Celsius ? -15C that looks and sounds negative.

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    24. Re:Implied Lisa? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I have this urge to go "Oh, snap! You just told 'em to get off your lawn!" but I'm just going to laugh at the ease with which that was put down.

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    25. Re:Implied Lisa? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I'm Pretty Sure It Would Asplode, yeah in space no one can hear you scream and things Asplode.

      In ebonics that would be axplode.

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    26. Re:Implied Lisa? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Aslong as you use Kelvin...

    27. Re:Implied Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    28. Re:Implied Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but negative completely depends on your reference point. -15 degrees Celsius is negative to the set reference of 0. -15 degrees is positive relative to an arbitrarily assigned reference of -100C However it has a physical limit at which it can be measured: -273.15. The Kelvin scale does not have measurable negative values though some may imagine their possibility. It would be correct to say you can't get colder than 0K, but -2K is negative 0k. It simply is physically impossible. Don't forget that numbers are a metaphysical element not a physical element.

  34. Nothing like the smell on ISS by untree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slightly offtopic, but I've heard that the air filters on ISS only scrub harmful CO2, CO, etc., but plenty of other odors persist, making you almost vomit when you first open the hatch. Of course you get used to it after a bit, but can you imagine being one of those tourists who paid $25+ million to spend a week in a fart tank?

  35. You know what they say... by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

    He who smelt it, dealt it.

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  36. pehaps it is not the smell of space by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    but rather space is reacting with the materials the space suits are made of.
    Perhaps the effects of unfiltered solar radiation, cosmic rays, etc cause
    the suit materials to outgas some odor due to a change in the materials they are
    made of.

  37. that's not the smell of space ... by cashman73 · · Score: 0

    Darth Vader just farted!

    1. Re:that's not the smell of space ... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      "I sense a great disturbance in the force....."

      "OH GOD! It smells like ozone, burned flesh, and Thai food!"

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  38. I love the smell of space by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

    I love the smell of space in the morning. It smells like ... victory.

    1. Re:I love the smell of space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn... I was about to post the same joke.

  39. obligatory 2001 by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh my God, it smells like stars!"

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    1. Re:obligatory 2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hal open the Air Freshener Doors..

  40. LOLspace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    space can has a flavur, 2?

  41. Title of post sounded familiar by rukidding · · Score: 0

    Outer Space has a Smell

    That's what an old manager of mine would say whenever he walked into our development lab.

    ...I think it was a management joke about engineers.

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  42. It does make sense that space would have a smell by eclectic_hermit · · Score: 1
    Everyone keeps saying that there is nothing to smell, but clearly this man has found a way to smell "Dark matter". Also, is it me, or is it not kinda funny that the "Dark energy" of the universe IS ripping the universe apart at an expodential rate...

    yes, I am trying to be humorous....

    .

    P.S. Am I the only one that feels that "dark matter" and "dark energy", which (allegedly) comprise (*)%95 of the universe is a really weak arguement that was created to cover for the fallacies found within the big bang theory? Seriously??

    * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy

  43. This kinda makes sense by Ynsats · · Score: 1

    The author of the article describes the "smell" and relates it to certain kinds of welding.

    Most of the welding I have done that has a "sweet, metallic smell" has been done with a gas welder. Flux welding stinks something awful! But the gases, depending on what gases are used, can have a very pleasant smell. You have to watch it though 'cause as nice as it might smell, it'll still make you woozie and probably causes dain bramage.

    But the smell comes from the oxidation of the metal used in the welder and the super heated gases used to insulate the welding from the atmosphere. Most of the gases used in welding are found in space in very minute amounts but they are there. The Sun is also made up of a portion of various minerals and metals used in welding like iron, carbon, chromium, nickel, oxygen and silicon. If the sun is pumping out all kinds of stuff like that at extreme heat levels, it makes sense that it would cause space to have a "smell" similar to gas welding fumes.

  44. Smell of Spacecraft by pjobs · · Score: 1

    That was the smell of the spacecraft, not the smell of space. It makes perfect sense since the spacecraft is made of metal welded together. This is a stupid article not worthly of Slashdot.

  45. And in a potentially related news story.. by Aquineas · · Score: 1

    "..scientists from the CDC in Atlanta have been desperately trying to isolate the source of the rapidly mutating virus, and are attempting to round up anyone and everyone that's been in contact with former ISS officer Don Petitt... The virus seems to be unlike any other virus found on Earth. If you have been in contact with Mr. Petitt, any member of his family, or especially his dog Astro, please contact CDC officials immediately..."

  46. So space does have a terrible secret!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    What could be making that smell?

    E03

  47. A more down to earth answer... by ms3e · · Score: 3, Informative

    While it's intellectually fanciful to believe this is the "smell of outer space", what this guy is smelling is the odor of the compressed air used to re-pressurize the airlock, or more exactly, the smell of the inside of the metalic containers and pumps for the storage of the compressed air which the air picked up when contained under pressure before being introduced into the airlock. Take a whiff of compressed air from an air compressor or air tank... hmm, smells like space (apparently).

  48. Obligatory Star Trek Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kirk: "How close will we come to the closest Klingon outpost if we continue on our present course."

    Chekov: "One parsec sir. Close enough to smell them."

    Spock: "That is illogical, ensign. Oders cannot travel through the vacuum of space."

    http://www.badmovies.org/tvshows/startrek/tribbles/tribbles1.wav (135 KB)

    1. Re:Obligatory Star Trek Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just about to post that Spock quote. You beat me to it.

    2. Re:Obligatory Star Trek Reference by Wankette · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, our mother had a hand mixer that gave off the sweet, metallic scent of ozone. We knew this was the case because the brochure it came with informed us of that fact. We used the mixer often, and never suffered any ill effects from this fragrance. Some here wouldn't last through a Klingon Tea Ceremony, much less a whiff of ozone. Baktah bIHnuchmey!

  49. Wasn't me by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I didn't fart. Maybe you're smelling the vacuum of space?

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  50. Excuse me, but... by zugurudumba · · Score: 1
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  51. Hydroponics will fix that by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    They'll be cheering when the first hydroponic garden gets installed at the station, dispersing the metallic tang of recycled air with fresh air processed by plants.

    --
    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  52. Smells like Teen Spirit by elysiana · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this article ran earlier, right? Something about finding methane on another planet?

    They claimed that it suggests biochemical processes are occurring, but I say it just proves the existence of beans elsewhere in the universe. Now they're saying there's a smell? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to deduce that!

  53. Easy to reproduce or falsify by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1

    Vacuum is vacuum, right? Presumably, this particular odor should also appear on items that have been in a vacuum chamber, shouldn't it? For that matter, the fragments of a broken light bulb or vacuum tube should have the scent....

  54. Re:A more down to earth answer... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

    Why, you might have hit on something there. I'm sure this man, trained as an ASTRONAUT, would have no experience with compressed air, and thus would be completely unfamiliar with its odor.

  55. Ahhhhh by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

    There's nothing like that "new spacesuit smell"! Too bad it doesn't last forever. Then you have to get one of the cheezy aerosol new-spacesuit-smell sprays. Or a hang a little starfleet symbol air freshener on your helmet's rear-view mirror. The chicks really dig those.

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  56. I thought.... by obijuanvaldez · · Score: 1

    ...it smelled like burnt almond cookies?

  57. All Hail the New Overlord: by led_belly · · Score: 0
  58. Who says this guy's smelling anything? by FUCK-U-MODS · · Score: 1

    If you hit your head really hard, then close your eyes, you'll see "stars". That doesn't mean there are "stars" inside your eyelids, it means your brain is interpreting stimulus as "stars".

    The fact that this guy smells something says absolutely nothing. His brain could be misinterpreting a sensory input as this smell and processing it accordingly.

  59. Apollo astronauts experienced something similar... by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    The Apollo astronauts reported that moondust smells like smells like 'spent gunpowder.' They couldn't help tracking the fine powder back into their lunar modules (especially after tripping and falling while bouncing around the lunar surface). To add to the mystery, the smell disappears after it being exposed to air.

  60. void where prohibited by Humorless+Coward. · · Score: 0

    nothing to smell here... move along

  61. Shades of H.P. Lovecraft by Digi-John · · Score: 1

    The Odor Out of Space!

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    Klingon programs don't timeshare, they battle for supremacy.
  62. He's writing about the *Experience*, not physics by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    RTFA - it's really short, and was written in 2003, so you should have had plenty of time...


    Of course vacuum doesn't have a smell, and it's much more likely that the smell is from the way space suits react to being in vacuum than gasses wafting up from earth getting stuck on them. Or it could be from some of those funky molds that grow on the space station. But that's not really relevant, because he's not writing about physics, he's writing about the experience of being in a space-ship, and smell is one of those things that tie in to emotions and memory.


    Other astronauts have made similar comments.

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  63. a new brand by rapid+eyes+movement · · Score: 1

    L'Eau d'Outer Space by Don Pettit..

  64. In space, no one can hear you scream... by Comboman · · Score: 1
    In space, no one can hear you scream...

    but they can smell your bad breath.

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  65. Re:A more down to earth answer... by Mox-Dragon · · Score: 1

    Not only an astronaut, but the ISS science officer. But I'm sure that a bunch of armchair specialists know way more than he does.

  66. The smell of space by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    is possible, but it's necessary to collect the gases from a huge volume first. Even if it's vacuum it's not absolute, there are a few molecules out there between the planets and stars. The hard thing is to aggregate them.

    The easiest way is to use a gravitational sink like a planet. But then it will be contaminated.

    Anyhow - I wonder why this article was posted - it seems to attract more than the usual share of oddball flies (comments).

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    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  67. And it's not "Outer" space either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Low earth orbit, such as where the ISS stays, is not "outer" space. Just plain "space", or perhaps "inner space". By definition, "outer" space's boundry begins where a planetary system's gravitational effects are no longer dominant. Earth's "inner space" boundry is approximately halfway to the orbit of Mars, or about 21 million kilometers away.

  68. Come on... by majorgoodvibes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The guy is one of the 0.001% that actually WORKS IN FREAKING SPACE. He's obviously qualified to do what he does. He wrote an innocuous little blog entry about some funny little thought that crossed his mind in the middle of WORKING IN FREAKING SPACE. It's not scientific, it's not meant to be something you reference in your term paper on "Olfactory Sensations in Vacuum or Near-Vacuum Conditions", it's not being submitted as proof that NASA needs more funding. It just is what it is.

    Someone else said this wasn't "worthy" of Slashdot. Maybe that's true but it doesn't make it stupid. It's just one of those millions of things that doesn't require enormous analysis. Blame whoever submitted it and gave it the headline.

    1. Re:Come on... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      What did I do?

  69. Swirly thing alert! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    ISS Science Officer Don Pettit reports in his journal that outer space gives off a smell best described as "a rather pleasant sweet metallic sensation." "I hate to go all technical on you, but... all hands on deck, swirly thing alert!"

    "Where?"

    "It's not on the radar yet - but I can smell it."

    "Nothing here."

    "Nothing on long-range. Sir, is it possible you could have made a mis-smelling?"

    "Listen, butter-pat head, my nostril-hairs are vibrating faster than the springs on a Spaniard's honeymoon bed! I'm telling you, there's something out there!"

    "Don't get your double-helix in a strict! No one's questioning your nasal integrity."
    --
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  70. Professor Farnsworth by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    They all thought he was mad when he invented the smelloscope.

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    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  71. Zero g kills sense of smell by Jeff1946 · · Score: 1

    Due to movement of fluids in your body at zero-g, or perhaps some other cause you lose your sense of smell in space. Food tastes crappy so you put lots of hot sauce on it. An astronaut told me her biggest concern was a drop of hot sauce floating around and getting in her eye. So if you smell something in space it's got to be a strong smell.

    1. Re:Zero g kills sense of smell by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      An astronaut told me her biggest concern was a drop of hot sauce floating around and getting in her eye

      I'd be more concerned about a fellow astronaut getting explosive diarrhea before he'd fully docked his backside with the space-crapper.

      Naturally it'd be even worse if he'd just been eating hot sauce.

  72. It has no sound, but a smell? by jeffgreenberg · · Score: 1

    Look, I know from watching movies that space has a sound.

    Now, it has to have a smell too? I'm deliberately avoiding the Uranus joke that someone else is surely going to make.

  73. Smells like a big... by ngdbsdmn · · Score: 1

    Fspace Ahas Rmetallic Tsmell

  74. Well... by jd · · Score: 1

    Given that the uppermost layers of the atmosphere are superheated and are almost certainly spraying off into space, you wouldn't need to be in what could conventionally be considered the atmosphere in order to be in the presence of atmospheric gasses. The second consideration is that there ARE a lot of charged particles in space. The solar winds, for a start. Those will indeed have a "smell", but I doubt it's detectable by humans. Then there's probably enough hard radiation in space (and secondary radiation from the suit) to ionise the oxygen to some degree. I think a serious study is worthwhile and meaningful, but there are a lot of possibilities.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Well... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      What I was thinking is that maybe its some sort of Far UV phosphorescent effect. Some molecule in the suit material is absorbing UV radiation from the sun and then slowly re-emitting UV photons into the oxygenated air in the ISS as it returns to its stable state. I'm not sure what the suits are made out of or anything though so have no way to check. Also I'd think you would need something like a heavy metal complexed with some organic molecule, probably in solution, which sounds like pretty crazy stuff for space suit material, but they have to absorb the UV rays before getting to the astronauts somehow, so maybe. Interesting stuff, hopefully someone who knows will answer this.

  75. This is an alien concept to me by ntimid8 · · Score: 1

    In space, no one can hear you sniff... wait a sec - that's not right.

  76. Vacuum space cleaning by wsanders · · Score: 1

    So the suits just come back from a spacewalk all fresh and clean, the volatiles have boiled off and UV has blasted whatever's left. I smell a spinoff! Ultra-expensive space vacuum dry cleaning for rich swells.

    Maybe they need to de-press the ISS every six months or so just to give it that "springtime fresh" airing out. I haven't actually asked an astronaut about this, but how the heck they keep that place from smelling up over time is a mystery.

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    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
    1. Re:Vacuum space cleaning by RoverDaddy · · Score: 1

      I haven't actually asked an astronaut about this, but how the heck they keep that place from smelling up over time is a mystery.
      My guess is they don't. It's probably pretty nasty up there.
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    2. Re:Vacuum space cleaning by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 1

      Everything that doesn't boil gets baked on permanently. I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through!

    3. Re:Vacuum space cleaning by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      I haven't actually asked an astronaut about this, but how the heck they keep that place from smelling up over time is a mystery.
      My guess is they don't. It's probably pretty nasty up there.
      Ever wonder if the zoo orangutans in the glass house smell anything? Gradual exposure I think.

      But then, the air in space ships and pods are highly filtered and recycled. I'm sure the stinky air borne particles would be filtered out.

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      Camping on quad since 1996.
  77. Correction! by bunnyman · · Score: 1

    Zoidberg: Hurray! People are paying attention to me!

    Now that I have out-quoted you, I win slashdot. Where are my 72 virgins?

    1. Re:Correction! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Hm, seems imdb is wrong...so much for double checking.

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      "I only speak the truth"
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  78. NPR interview with NASA astronaut CAPT. JERRY LI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flying into Mir, it smells sort of like dirty sweat socks in a guys locker room. Actual smell of space, though, thats a very interesting question. When we would open a hatch, for example, that was exposed to the vacuum of space, uh, theres always a double hatch, and so you open the one hatch, you now have the pure smell of space. And its a uh, tough you know, any aroma is tough to describe, but it has a distinct smell, and its sort of a burned-out, uh, after-the-fire, the next-morning-in-your-fireplace sort of smell. And thats the real smell of the vacuum of space.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1118331

  79. Re:Sounds Like Ozone... Sounds like a way to by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    create an "Oh NO zone..." Might be useful as a home intruder disposal tool (as long as I sleep wearing functional air packs). But, I suppose law would consider it a "booby trap".

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  80. Smell of space trash... by sandarB · · Score: 1

    When I was working for NASA funded satellite projects, my coworker Manfred created this fancy software (which likely he is still working on and selling) that would track space trash. This is all the junk that ends up orbiting the planet, such as defunct satellites, dropped screws, bits that fall off of spacecraft, etc. The software would display an image of earth, and a red dot for every bit of space junk being tracked by the software. (I think it had to be at least 1 cm to qualify.) Anyway, the image of the planet was enveloped by the cloud of red dots. There isn't much space around the earth that isn't full of our own, human created, space trash. As disappointing as it is, what they are smelling, isn't "space", but the human pollution of space exploration.

  81. The Fact Remains: by fm6 · · Score: 1

    In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Fart!

  82. Vacuum smells like blood? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    So, vacuum smells like metal... maybe kind of like rusty iron? If your capillaries in your nose burst, and the only gas in your nose is your evaporating blood, maybe that's what you smell? Stop breathing vacuum, dufus!

  83. The smell of space is obvious... by fljmayer · · Score: 1

    ... if you take into account that showers don't work without gravity.

  84. First thought it was the radiation by amazeofdeath · · Score: 1

    Without RTFA, I first thought he was talking about similar metallic taste than reported for example by the Russian "volunteers" clearing Chernobyl in 1986, as there's surely enough ionizing stuff out there (see for example the several astronaut reports of bright flashes during EVA, which are attributed to certain particles hitting the eye). However it seems that this case is about something much less interesting :(

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  85. uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this has a rather "ground control to major tom" feel to it

    "my god, it's full of smells"

  86. Diff between pilots and scientists by myvirtualid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After over 40 years in space this is the first guy to bring this up?? Hm... Smells fishy if you ask me..

    Reminds me of an anecdote from one the Apollo 17 astronauts: He noticed that moon dust smelled and wondered why no one had mentioned it before. Eventually he realized it was a cultural thing: In pilot culture, "out of the ordinary" can get you grounded, where "out of the ordinary" is what science culture is all about. And the early Apollo astronauts were all pilots, mostly test pilots.

    It only takes one curious person to open a new door and most of us don't notice the door is there, even if we pass it by every day of our lives.

    --
    I'm here EdgeKeep Inc.
  87. whoever smelt it... by jgarra23 · · Score: 1

    dealt it!!

  88. This space has something..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Space has a flava!!!!

  89. That's not space, that the recycling system... by crovira · · Score: 1

    Ass-tronauts have been farting since day one and its a miracle that the station doesn't smell like shit and dead skin by now.

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  90. Compulsory toilet humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In space no one will hear you scream, but everyone will smell your fart.

  91. Alien by Slicebo · · Score: 1

    "In space, no one can hear you sniff"

  92. Wooden Horse by arkarumba · · Score: 1

    Of course you know all about the Wooden Horse? Wouldn't shit.

    (say it out loud)

  93. He has been watching Futurama... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    I think he has been watching to much Futurama. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Big_Piece_of_Garbage there is a link describing the episode.

  94. Perhaps it is psychosomatic? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    People see images in complete darkness. Amputees can still feel their non-existent limbs. Go SCUBA diving and your eyes fool you into believing you can see red light when it was filtered out at lower depths. Basically it's just your brain fiddling with the volume knob when it gets no signal from the sensors.

    Why should your nose (or really your brain) not "smell" something when there is really nothing?

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  95. oblig... by LeeBarnes · · Score: 1

    Nobody make a smell...

    --
    "Before humanity, the stars shone throughout the heavens. After humanity [has gone], the stars will continue to shine"
  96. Head In Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from his blog "It reminded me of pleasant sweet smelling welding fumes"

    The guy's definitely a head. They're probably passing a spliff
    up there.

    I think I read they're actually growing weed in space for use
    during the Mars trip.

  97. you think... by nguy · · Score: 1

    that's space you're smelling???

  98. Good shit... by das_magpie · · Score: 1

    Its far out man, It,ll blow you're mind man.

  99. Perhaps it is smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should your nose (or really your brain) not "smell" something when there is really nothing?

    Because in this very situation there are lots of things that smell. This guy is inside the small compartment of their little space station and says hello to his colleagues. I think they all are rather smelly. You should read TFA from time to time.

    Additionally, LATFP (Look At The Fine Picture) where "ISS Science Officer Don Pettit assists STS-113 spacewalker John Herrington". I don't see the "nothing" there that doesn't smell.

  100. Surprising from an official source... by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    I know the smell he's talking about. When I took welding I liked the smell given off by molten/vaporizing/burning steel (and I suppose some of the residues on it...)

    But really, I guess that's what airlock pressurization systems smell like. What are the odds they were welded at some point in their construction then not ground down and finished up tidily inside? If you just "cracked a window" and took a sniff, you'd smell all the air in your room flying out into space. :p

  101. All jokes aside ... by eck011219 · · Score: 1

    While I've enjoyed all the jokes here, I have to echo a couple of posts. This guy HAS BEEN in space. It defies all logic that there's a smell, but this guy, presumably at least as sane as the rest of us (insert joke about jealous diaper-wearing astronauts here), smelled something. He draws no concrete conclusions, even seems slightly incredulous about it all. But a stink is a stink, and that's that.

    I've had the opportunity to talk to Eugene Cernan for a few minutes and hear a much longer speech from him after that, and it kind of seemed like his level of wonder increased with the number of scientifically rooted things he did. In short, who the hell knows what's going to happen up there?

    My immediate thought when I read it was, "oh, like when people smell cold." Anyone who's ever spent a cold winter anywhere knows that people coming in from the cold smell "cold." I don't know what the source of it is, but there's a very specific smell to cold people. I wonder if this is the same idea. Maybe it's what cold does to the various fibers in clothing, maybe it's the smell of skin and hair rehydrating after being in a very cold, dry environment. Or maybe it's some kind of short-circuit in our olfactory nerves that happens with a sudden temperature dip (though you don't smell it when you walk out into the cold -- you only smell it on people COMING IN from the cold). Never thought much about it until now, but I bet it's the same kind of thing.

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  102. smell from equipment by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    He doesn't smell the space, he smells the molecules that escape from his equipment after being subjected to the low temperature of space and then back to higher temperature of ISS.

  103. In other news... by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

    Scientists also discover that space tastes like chicken!

  104. Re:..But not everyone can smell it by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

    I had an ionizer too (until it broke). It was odd -- some of my family members could smell it, some couldn't. It could be a genetic thing. Some people say cyanide smells like walnuts. I can't smell that but I can smell ozone.

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    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  105. Re:A more down to earth answer... by ms3e · · Score: 1
    He's an astronaut and an ISS science officer? Silly me! I forgot all about his special NASA olfactory training!!!


    After all I, being only an earthbound armchair scientist, would never be able to sniff out the one single "outer-space" molecule swimming in each cubic centimeter of airlock air amongst the 2.7x10^19 other non-outer-space air molecules, but that's just me. And those welded compressed air storage tanks that contained the airlock air just before re-pressurizing?...well they DO they smell different than "outer space". A trained astronaut would know...

  106. I think it's the ISS itself. by aliquis · · Score: 1

    While you may be correct I really doubt it's the smell of "space", rather the smell of the air lock or the outside of ISS.

  107. So it basically tastes like by XNine · · Score: 1

    Pez mixed with redbull? If that won't get you buzzin, I dunno what will.

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    Never monkey with another monkey's monkey.
  108. Smell of space? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    Hmm... I was under the impression that space was largely filled with void and a few trace hydrogen molecules aside from dust and cosmic rays. More hydrogen density as you get closer to a gravity well and possibly some helium too.

    Now, if this guy smelled a metallic sweet smell, I'd have to ask is it not the material of the space suits slowly breaking down from it's exposure to space?

    But hey, he's been there and I haven't.

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    Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
  109. Re:..But not everyone can smell it by tzot · · Score: 1

    Some people say cyanide smells like walnuts. I can't smell that but I can smell ozone.
    I could have sworn that cyanide smells like almonds.
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    I speak England very best
  110. Other ISS Crew member reactions by Shooter_PA · · Score: 1

    No "space smell" only "space funk" originating from Don Pettit's lack of hygiene.

  111. Re:..But not everyone can smell it by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

    It might be. As I said, I never smelled it --but now that you mention it I think it was almonds.

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    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  112. No Smell or Sound in Space by HermMunster · · Score: 1

    He wasn't noticing smell from outer space. He was noticing something permeating the environment that might have come from a gas floating in space. Since there is no air in space there's no odor. Odor is just molecules of matter floating in some form of gas. He was smelling a blob of gas.

    Since there is no air in outer space there is no sound either.

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    You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
  113. Metallic, eh? by bioluminescence · · Score: 1

    That's one faint odor for [a] man, one giant stench for mankind.