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  1. Re:another pieces of the puzzel on Pharaoh's Gem Brighter Than a Thousand Suns · · Score: 1
    "The ancients had wars with very powerful nuclear weapons which resulted in to creation of all known desserts."

    Even pie?

  2. Read this to the Mario tune: on How America Changed the Mario Brothers · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Du du du du du du dupe!

    *tube* *tube* *tube*

  3. Same thing on OKCupid... on Banner Ad on Myspace Serves Adware to 1 Million · · Score: 4, Funny
    I encountered an ad which prompted me to download a file called 'exp.wmf'.

    Yes, it's an online dating site. No, I haven't met anyone on there yet. Shut up.

  4. Good... on Internet Gambling CEO Arrested by FBI · · Score: 1
    Those commercials were annoying.

    Now can they please arrest the people who make that HeadOn crap?

  5. Re:Samson-smash? on Daily Exploit Releases Irk Both Vendors and Crooks · · Score: 1

    Microsoft destroyed the ability to use Windows as a computing platform. This guy's just making sure people get the word.

  6. Re:Yeah sure... on End of Win 98 Support May Boost Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    No, Win98 just defaults to sharing your C: drive with the entire Internet, that's all. It also spams broadcast packets out your public network interface, trying to find other machines in your "network neighborhood." I used to grep my firewall logs for these packets and then use smbclient to browse the hard drives of all the Win98 machines on my cable segment.

  7. You are a true Slashdotter. on Patriot Act Bypasses Facebook Privacy · · Score: 1

    Not only did you not read the article, you didn't even read the summary!

  8. Re:Yeah sure... on End of Win 98 Support May Boost Desktop Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not if we scare them enough.

    For example, we can tell them (truthfully) that from now on, connecting a Win98 box to the Internet is as reckless and irresponsible as leaving buckets of water out in your yard for virus-bearing mosquitoes to breed in. (Not that it wasn't before.)

    Considering how much malware these old machines are probably loaded with, most users would probably be impressed by how much faster a clean install of the latest Ubuntu Linux would be.

  9. Re:it's really not that delicate. on Shuttle Cameras Yield Excellent Footage · · Score: 1

    They made the shuttle bigger so it could carry its payload internally and recover payloads from orbit. I wonder how many Russian spy satellites we've stolen...

  10. Re:Rain of Ice on Shuttle Cameras Yield Excellent Footage · · Score: 1
    "Who decided on a delicate shuttle, anyway?"

    The same people who insisted that it carry its payload internally to allow recovery of payloads from orbit. This is what necessitated strapping it on the side of the booster where it can be hit by debris. Fucking ridiculous contraption.

  11. Re:Ubuntu is the killer distro! on Nerds Switching from Apple to Ubuntu? · · Score: 1

    For the vast majority of people, Linux can and will run any application they want or need. The exceptions are gamers and the small minority who need to run highly specialized, OS-specific applications. By any metric, Linux absolutely DOMINATES when it comes to quality and selection of "normal user applications"... including, for the past few years, installation and ease of use. Where have you been?

  12. Re:Ubuntu is the killer distro! on Nerds Switching from Apple to Ubuntu? · · Score: 1
    Obviously, you haven't tried any distro released in the past two years.

    And yes, <p> is clearly broken now.

  13. Re:sigh on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: 1
    "These people are humans"

    No, they aren't. A police officer chooses a job in which he or she must suspend conscience, free will, and situational ethics to act strictly according to rules and regulations. This may be an indication of a deep character flaw, or it may just be something they do to make a living. Either way, their inability or unwillingness to distinguish between what is proper and what is right separates them from the human race.

    Anyway, statistics show that police officers hit what they aim at about 15% of the time. I'm a small-caliber pistol expert. We'll see who brains who.

  14. Re:Oh! Can I Please Be the First?!? on eBay Bans Google Payments · · Score: 1
    I think the US Federal Reserve would have a thing or two to say about that.

    God forbid anyone muscle in on their racket!

  15. Ubuntu is the killer distro! on Nerds Switching from Apple to Ubuntu? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm starting to see more talk about Ubuntu in non-Linux-related contexts... newbies asking how to do this or that. The message is reaching the masses: Windows is shitware, and Macs are too expensive. Why put up with any of that when you can get the best of all worlds for free?

    I think Firefox might have had some effect in waking people up to Free Software.

  16. Re:sigh on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: 1
    "If he wasn't a cop, I would have either forcably removed him or shot him."

    If somebody's in my home without a legal reason for being there, they're gonna get familiar with the business end of my boomstick; I don't care if they're wearing a badge. If pigs like Karlis were put in their proper place once in a while (and that's in a body bag, in case I'm not being clear enough) the rest might learn to be a little more respectful.

  17. Re:The athletes need to unionize. on Kent State Banning Athletes from Using Facebook · · Score: 1

    What, in committee? Nothing will get done. No, the school needs to be publicly embarrassed. Like, what if the soccer team showed up for a big match but refused to play? Or constantly scored own goals?

  18. The athletes need to unionize. on Kent State Banning Athletes from Using Facebook · · Score: 1

    If their online activities are censored, they should all quit, thereby destroying the school's athletic program. See how the fucking administrators like that gambit.

  19. Re:No, Technology isn't magic. on Has My Cell Number Been Cloned? · · Score: 1
    Third and Finally - Even though TV tells you that cell phone triangulation is a common practice, it's not. Triangulating on a cell phone call requires police, on foot, with three antennas, to find the right signal and take a measurement, from there they sit down with a map and work it out.

    Uh, no. It's instant and automatic if you're in range of enough towers. My cousin is an emergency dispatcher, and he complains about cell phone calls from outside the city because he can't automatically get a fix on their location.

    Welcome to the 21st century.

  20. Oh, a change of tactics? on AOL Tries New Tactic to Keep Customers · · Score: 1
    When my girlfriend canceled her AOL account a few years ago, they didn't give her any trouble about it; they just didn't cancel it. Then they waited a few months and tried to collect the subscription fees.

    I haven't been a AOL customer since 1994, but a few months ago, their autodialer started calling my cell phone two or three times a day. Several times I called and told them they had a wrong number, but they wouldn't stop until I threatened to pursue the $45,000 or so they now owe me under US Code Title 47 Section 227.

  21. Big deal. on Electronic Arts To Aquire Mythic Entertainment · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mythic is doing a right fine job of killing their own titles. DAoC was originally a creatively designed, well-balanced game. Since the TOA expansion, it's become little more than a twitch game, where zerging is rewarded far more than strategy and mindless determination to gain levels is rewarded more than any kind of real skill. And lately, Mythic has busied themselves copying the worst ideas from WoW instead of trying to fix their past mistakes -- all the while paying lip service to making the necessary changes. (A 2% increased cast time here, a 0.5% damage reduction there... several orders of magnitude smaller than the fixes that are called for.)

  22. Execute the lawyer, IMO. on Teen Sues MySpace Over Sexual Assault · · Score: 1
    Execute the lawyer who talked her into this, IMO.

    Or at least disbar him. But that might not be enough of a deterrent.

  23. The better countermeasure: on Prototype System Blocks Digital Cameras · · Score: 1
    A lens hood.

    Next!

  24. Re:moron! on Trojan Compromises Oregon Taxpayers · · Score: 1

    I think you began in the right place.

  25. Re:Slashdotted already on How Not to Steal a Sidekick · · Score: 1

    I'm not a subscriber, but I got a look at the page a couple days ago when this was news.