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Review: Impostor

Slashdot author Chris DiBona took the afternoon off to watch the lightly promoted new Sci-Fi movie "Impostor," which was based on the Philip K. Dick story of the same name. In short, it's a nice bon-bon of a film with solid effects so long as you don't expect too much from it.

Before I get started, it should be pointed out that managing expectations is very important when going to see a movie. If you go into this movie expecting a "Blade Runner" or an "Alien" you probably won't be so happy. If you go into this expecting a "Screamers" or "Pitch Black" however, then you'll probably enjoy the hell out of it.

"Imposter" stars Gary Sinise as an Oppenheimer-like weapons researcher named Spencer Olham. He's working on creating a superweapon to unleash upon an alien menace originating from Alpha Centauri. Frankly, watching the movie, we're getting our asses kicked, with human society devolving into a fascist state huddled under energy domes for protection.

The aliens, however, really aren't the focus of the film, which is neither good nor bad, as they aren't really central to the plot. Sinise's character Olham is picked up by the government as he is suspected of being an alien replicant instead of the real Olham, with the additional feature of a bomb in his chest designed to go off when he meets with the Chancellor of Earth. After being picked up and taken to an ominous interrogation center to be killed, he manages to escape to the dead zone between city-domes, a dystopic scene of poverty and the overlooked. Within the zone, Spencer convinces the streetwise Cale to sneak him back into the city to meet up with his wife, Maya.

I don't want to go much further into the actual plot of the film, as it doesn't really matter that much. It's fairly predictable but enjoyable. The IMDB entry for "Impostor" notes that this was originally one part of a three-part movie that was expanded to fill the full length of this film. There does seem to be a bit of padding going on, like the exploration of Cale's motivation for helping Olham sneak back into the city where Olham's wife Maya (played by Madeline Stowe) works. In the end you don't mind because the padding is well done and entertaining.

The effects are enjoyable in a "look it's a cool city with ships flying around all over it" way and the cast is much stronger than you'd expect in this kind of movie, but not too much. I did feel that Vincent D'Onofrio was probably not very well cast in his role as Major Hathaway. Mr. D'Onofrio is the kind of actor that when he has the right role really shines (his work on Law and Order, for instance). But still, even ill-placed, he's enjoyable to watch.

To wrap up, "Impostor" is a decent flick worth your $5.75 matinee price while elongating your lunch hour and definitely worth taking the time to watch on cable, although the effects would not be as enjoyable.

113 comments

  1. An imposter! by Cheetah86 · · Score: 1, Funny

    A movie review thats not JonKatz!

  2. Pitch Black by flikx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't knock pitch black, that's really up there as far as SCI FI goes. Like Supernova and Event Horizon.

    It's a sad world indeed if we expect everything to be high caliber, like LOTR and Star Wars. (hah!)

    As for imposter, I swear I saw a trailer for this on some VHS movie I rented for $0.99 two years ago.

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    1. Re:Pitch Black by chrisd · · Score: 3, Informative

      I actually wasn't knocking it. I liked it.

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    2. Re:Pitch Black by ctczar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I seem to remember seeing a trailer for this a long time ago... although i thought it was for theatres, but got delayed for some reason or another...

    3. Re:Pitch Black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The dealy was caused by the terrorists undertones, in light of September 11th. The original launch date was closer to then.

    4. Re:Pitch Black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pitch Black was a decent film. I want to nail that one chick in it. She's got a certain dykish vibe going on that makes me want to tie her up. It's also one of those films where I'm glad I snuck into the theatre rather than watch in in my own domestic quarters. On another note, I'm apalled at that new Meg Ryan film. It makes me angry with broads worldwide. I realize that not all broads like that kind of shit but some do and that makes me angry. Christ, a goat-herder jumps into the future and starts pulling out the chair for Meg Ryan so she suddenly wants to nail him? What's she going to say when she asks him to give her a ride (on horse and buggy, of course) down to the local election board so that she can vote? Why do scripts like this exist? Why do people go see them? It's just so stupid. I hate movies and I hate the majority of people. All humans are guilty, not just chicks. As proof: Home Alone (indictment of children) and Firestorm (indictment of males). That's it.

    5. Re:Pitch Black by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing something about it a long time ago too. I hate it when I see a preview for a movie and then dont hear about it for years. I remember seeing a preview for Titan AE way back in 97 or 98 and it was going to be live action instead of animated. Then of course it disappears for a year or two and comes back very different.

    6. Re:Pitch Black by Arandir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like science fiction. Unfortunately so many directors and producers figure that they can dump all the rules for making good movies just because the current flick is science fiction. They can get away with it because most people go into a scifi movie expecting cool effects and not much more.

      Take your average scifi movie and take out the scifi and the effects. It sucks rocks! Ditto for Supernova and Event Horizon. I haven't seen Imposter, but I suspect that if were translated into a non-scifi fugitive movie it would be average.

      Some of the best scifi movies delved deep into motivations, character development, basic human themes, etc., but did so in a way that only true scifi can do. Prime examples are Forbidden Planet and Blade Runner.

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    7. Re:Pitch Black by Cyberllama · · Score: 2

      Pitch Black *WAS* a good movie. But we all know perfectly well that Supernova is the of *THE* worst movies, EVER. Supernova supersucked.

    8. Re:Pitch Black by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      You should be watching FarScape on Sci-Fi then. Because that chick is a central character in that show.

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      - Spryguy
      There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't
  3. Screamers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst movie ever. Be sure I was on the net within minutes expressing my dissatisfaction.

    1. Re:Screamers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohh... loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix...

  4. IMDB by instinctdesign · · Score: 1

    IMDB has a good overview of the general feeling from the major newspapers from across the country. Basically... not all that great, but could be a lot worse worse. I still need to see Ali personally, and I think I'll be renting this one if I were to end up seeing it.

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  5. Finally Released? by TechFire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I distinctly remember seeing a trailer for it two years ago and thinking "Wow, that looks good." About a year later I went to the video store, but I could not find Imposter (little did I know that the film never made it to the theater).

    The next trailer I saw was just last month, and it said the movie was "Coming Christmas Day".

    Christmas Day came and past, and I never saw any theaters with it. Then I saw the trailer on Tuesday that said it was "Coming January 4th".

    Well, after pushing back the release date 3 times it is good to see they finally got it in theaters. I can't wait to watch it.

  6. A good short story... by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1

    I remember reading the short story when I was in high school and thought to myself when I read it that it could make a cool movie. I felt the same excitement all over again when I saw a preview on a rented movie several years ago. Every once in a while I wondered if I'd missed it(college life can do that to you)... it's nice to see it finally make it to the screen! I know I'll go out to see it when it reaches the theaters here.

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  7. Expectations by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to be pedantic here...but aren't most films enjoyable, as long as you don't expect much from it?

    The Curse, and Python notwithstanding, obviously.

    1. Re:Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but aren't most films enjoyable,...?

      Frankly, no. Most movies nowadays are crap IMHO. And I think I'm not alone in that opinion - fewer people go to movie theaters than in the past.

      YMMV. Obviously a movie buff would not agree with me.

    2. Re:Expectations by sunhou · · Score: 1

      ...aren't most films enjoyable, as long as you don't expect much from it?

      No, no, a thousand times no. If you go watch Platform, even after I tell you it's the most worthless film I've ever seen in my life, and that I can't imagine how they could make such a crappy film even if they tried, that when it was over I wanted to scream "WHY?!?!" so loudly that the theater lights all exploded and plunged the audience back into darkness (but thankfully a darkness without that movie playing), and that whatever judges awarded it "multiple awards" and whoever decided to mention that fact in the print ads I saw should be strapped down and forced to watch the movie non-stop for a month and then see if they can remember who all of the characters in the movie are (much less have any idea about the motivations for anything that any of those characters do)... where was I? Oh yeah, go see Platform with low expectations and tell me if you enjoy it. And you have to tell me you enjoyed it without tears of pain streaming down your face from the pure psychological torture of uttering the name of that movie, together with the word "enjoyed", within the same 1-week period.

      My girlfriend will never forgive me for bring her to see this movie.

      (And after reading the short review on imdb.com and the overall rating, my only conclusion is that I was somehow sucked into a bizarro universe after seeing the movie... good lord, 5.9 out of 10? What does a movie have to do to earn a -5000 out of 10, if this one didn't?)

      Phew, I guess I needed to get that off my chest, no matter how many karma points it costs...

  8. I kinda liked it - but Dick's been done better by _J_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always liked Sinise and he was a producer for this, but it just doesn't compare to Blade Runner or Total Recall.

    That being said I liked the ending. It twisted more than normal and it wasn't the usual ending. It was padded and no secondary characters were developed. I did enjoy Sinise's performance as well as D'Onofrio's. Sinise was unrelenting in his desparation and D'Onofrio was unforgiving in his tracking.

    Unfortunately, I just saw Beautiful Mind last night and it just blew me away. As a result I can't say this was a good movie.

    I hafta say that I just finished watching Strange Brew and I enjoyed just as much if not more. It's held up well.:)

    IMHO, as per

    J:)

    1. Re:I kinda liked it - but Dick's been done better by Boronx · · Score: 1
      "The Colonel is dead, here we are, still enjoying his chicken."

  9. I beg to differ... by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Every review except this one seems to agree with me (unfortunately, I didn't read them before going to see it.) I don't expect every sci-fi movie I see to have mind-blowing computer effects, but this movie reeks of the mid-80s. Perhaps it would have been better recieved by the critics if it had been released now. As it is, it looks rather dated and I found the plot being pushed to the back in favor of explosions and hollywood flash. In short, if you HAVE to see this movie, take some funny friends, so at least you can be entertained by their MST3K like comments. Otherwise, go see LOTR again.

    1. Re:I beg to differ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot.

      "This movie sucked. It is the worst thing ever."

      +4 INSIGHTFUL!!!

      Oh, if only any idiot off the street could be so insightful. Oh, wait.

    2. Re:I beg to differ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Offtopic! Never question the moderation system however broken it is!

  10. Hey, I *liked* They Live! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't you dis Rowdy Roddy Piper, man! He'll come and...um...look at you with special sunglasses...and mod you down...

    Okay, I'm done now.

    1. Re:Hey, I *liked* They Live! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and that chick with those eyes! ::howls::

      I could stare into those things for ages!

    2. Re:Hey, I *liked* They Live! by abolith · · Score: 1

      I am here to kickass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of bubblegum..

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    3. Re:Hey, I *liked* They Live! by mbourgon · · Score: 2

      I think the best part was basically:
      RRR: Put these Sunglasses on.
      TTL: No
      RRR: Yes
      TTL: No
      RRR: Let's wrestle.
      TTL: Okay.

      (hilarity ensues; apparently the 'Cripple Fight' in South Park was inspired by this, as it was drawn out and painful to watch)

      [TTL Wins]

      TTL: I win, therefore I will put the sunglasses on.

      Hey, gotta love it when the savior of the world is wrestling the future president of the galaxy. Makes it seem more... real, somehow.

      *snicker*

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    4. Re:Hey, I *liked* They Live! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1
      Makes it more... real, somehow.

      Heh...Fun gedankenexperiment every now and then is to pretend that an actor is always playing the same character, and diff. movies are just about different times in their lives. Ignore the name changes, and it's fun to think about. Example: John Cusack in Better Off Dead, then Say Anything..., then High Fidelity; cf. Ione Skye in Say Anything, then The Size of Watermelons. (Sorry no IMDB links; too lazy right now.)

  11. Re:New foe system does NOT work by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    AFAIK, if you have a -1 assigned to a certain class of comments (foe, too short, etc.) and the comment is rated -1, it will be demoted to -2, and therefore be invisible.

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  12. Kids, don't learn English from reading this review by Quarters · · Score: 0, Insightful

    There are some amazing run on setences in that review. It's been a while since I've seen the English language mangled so badly.

    Frankly, watching the movie, we're getting our asses kicked, with human society devolving into a fascistic state huddled under energy domes for protection.

    While watching the movie chrisd got his ass kicked with a society that is fascist and hudled under domes. Exactly how do you assault someone with a society?

    The aliens, however, really aren't the focus of the film, which is neither good nor bad, as they aren't really central to the plot.

    That sentence, by lack of a strategically placed period, is telling us that the movie is neither good nor bad. I doubt that is what the reviewer had in mind. Since I've been told that the movie is so-so, why should I continue to read the review?

    Sinise's character Olham is picked up by the government as he is suspected of being an alien replicant instead of the real Olham with the additional feature of a bomb in his chest designed to go off when he meets with the Chancellor of Earth.

    If the real Olham has the additonal feature of a bomb in his chest what is the purpose of the replicant? Why is his chest designed to go off when he meets the chancellor? Is the chancellor going to be hurt by flying pectoral muscles? Maybe this is how you assault someone with a society?

    Punctuation would solve so many problems with that atrocity of a thought chrisd wrote.

    The effects are enjoyable in a "look it's a cool city with ships flying around all over it" way and the cast is much stronger than you'd expect in this kind of movie, but not too much.

    The improperly used "and" ties two disparate thoughts together in new and interesting ways. If you're talking about the effects, talk about the effects. If you're talking about the cast, talk about the cast. Periods and capital letters were invented for a purpose.

    To wrap up, "Impostor" is a decent flick worth your $5.75 matinee price while elongating your lunch hour and definitely worth taking the time to watch on cable, although the effects would not be as enjoyable.

    So, the movie is decent and worth our $5.75, but only if we watch it during lunch and then alsotake time to watch it on cable. If I just watch it in the theater will it not be worth the $5.75? Taking the time to also watch it on cable will lessen the effects, though. Is this a "if the tree falls in the woods" type of philosophical discussion? If I actually watch the movie on cable the effects will be lessened. Ergo, if I never watch it on cable the effects will be mind-blowing.

  13. another phil dick movie by mlas · · Score: 4, Informative

    I just saw the trailer for Minority Report which looks like a better bet for Philip K Dick fans, despite the presence of both Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg. Is it just coincidence that both of these are coming out at the same time?

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    1. Re:another phil dick movie by limber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a Philip K. Dick fan, I'm disappointed that *Impostor* has turned out to be such dreck. I secretly cheer for PKD-inspired projects.

      I'm not too chuffed about Spielberg's involvement with the upcoming *Minority Report* either, given the letdown of the PKD-flavoured *AI* (yes I know it was based on an B Aldiss story, but it definitely had a lot of Dickian themes -- the robot boy who wants to be real, the broken 'bots that struggle on hopelessly even when they know it's futile, etc.). Still, there's hope. At least you know there's going to be decent money available for CGI effects. :-)

      As far as Phil Dick films go, I'd rate them in order of viewing enjoyment as follows (most enjoyed at top):

      1. Blade Runner - what great set design!
      2. Total Recall - i remember thinking, hey, was that the same actress from Action Jackson?
      3. Screamers - a 'go in with low expectations, and it'll be acceptable' affair
      4. *existenZ* - cheesy CanCon fluff; Cronenberg has the talent and history to do this sort of thing a LOT better (if I'm not mistaken Cronenberg actually wrote one of the first, rejected drafts for Total Recall)
      5. Confessions of a Crap Artist - hey, I live in Canada, there's nowt much tae do some winter evenings...

      I haven't seen *Put It In Gere*, and probably won't. (imagine that, an adult film inspired by PKD -- how's *that* for a dick joke?)

      Other movies I'd claim were thematically PKD influenced include:
      *Truman Show* - is it just me, or did they completely rip off the plot for this flick from *Time Out of Joint*? Truman = Ragle Gumm!),
      *the Matrix* - obviously lots of fun, looking forward to the sequel.

      Any other candidates?

    2. Re:another phil dick movie by SealBeater · · Score: 1, Troll

      If I recall correctly, Total Recall is a Piers Anthony book, not Philip K.
      Dick.

      SealBeater

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    3. Re:another phil dick movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

      It is based on PKD's "We Can Remember it for You Wholesale" which can be found in Citadel Twilight's "The Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick, Volume 2".

    4. Re:another phil dick movie by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Well, you remember not quite correctly. Piers Anthony wrote the novelization of the movie.

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    5. Re:another phil dick movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More Dick influences:

      Dark City
      about half of Star Trek: The Next Generation - particularly the one where Dr. Crusher is trapped in an alternate universe where everyone disappears (cf. Eye in the Sky)

    6. Re:another phil dick movie by SealBeater · · Score: 2

      I thank you both, I stand corrected.

      SealBeater

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  14. Lightly promoted? by Chemical · · Score: 0

    Was that lightly promoted thing a joke? I have seen commercials for this movie hundreds of times for weeks before it was even released. And it looked stupid. Even Star Wars episode 1, the most overhyped movie ever, didn't have this many commercials.

  15. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by statusbar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm.... Maybe it would be better if slashdot had a movie review policy that specified that movie reviews must be written in the most fluent language of the reviewer - like Perl or C++ instead of english.

    --jeff

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  16. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by jerryasher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While watching the movie chrisd got his ass kicked with a society that is fascist and hudled under domes. Exactly how do you assault someone with a society? See Horton Hears a Who or Men in Black for details.

  17. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by mlk · · Score: 2, Funny

    class Impostor extends Thread implements Flim
    {
    public static final void main(String argv, int argc)
    {
    new Impostor();
    }

    Imposter(){
    super();
    while(playing) sleep();
    };
    }

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  18. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by mlk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    alsotake
    You missed a space :)

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  19. Reused footage (aka Starship Troopers prequel ;) ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Seen this movie and it was average. I didn't hate the movie but I didn't like it much either.

    Visual FX wise, I was disapointed with the recycled starship troopers FEDNET footage during the begining half of the movie and that most of the government troopers were using starship troopers uniforms. LAMEO... I guess they had to cut corners on the budget seeing its released under the Dimension Films banner instead of New Line :).

    The other effects ranged from piss poor to above average.I'm guessing Netter Digital did alot of the space sequences which looks a bit cheesy.

    Some of the city shots/buildings looked good.. but the space/airship design and animation was odd except for mayable one or two scenes.

    I'm still trying to figure out ILM's contribution to the film.

    The editing was poor. The sequence with the implant removal was jaring timing wise. Alot of action sequences were not clear.. as the action was heavy post processed with lots of moving camera work with shots that were often out of focus or where the action was slightly off camera.

    And Plot holes...

    Well, if the government agents simply just did the "operation" while Olham was sedated there wouldn't be a movie :). I mean why strap him into one chair.. wake him up, then place him over into a second device. Silly.

    Also the idea that the government told Olham that they knew the Centauri ship landed in the forest. Why didn't they search the ship?

    These guys had technology to allow their troops to see through whole buildings but yet they couldn't find what Mr. And Mrs. Olham found by running through the woods in pitch darkness.

    Oh boy.

    Oh well it could have been worse.. I guess.

    The short story is good but it looked like it didn't provide enough material for a feature.. so basically most of the moive is a chase sequence which really added nothing to the overall story.

    But overall I'm glad... good or bad I'm glad theres more sci fi stuff out there. With a bit more work this movie would have been better.

  20. I beg to differ... I beg to differ back. by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    > Every review except this one seems to agree
    > with me (unfortunately, I didn't read them
    > before going to see it.)

    I went to see this movie about three weeks ago with a friend who had advance tickets. It was probably the first movie i had seen in years without knowing ANYTHING about it(i didn't know it was a sci-fi movie until i saw the space ships). I had absolutely no expectations of the movie and was surprised by how much i liked it. A couple of the characters are a bit cliched(okay, all of the characters are a bit cliched), but still, it's a good story. I really liked the way the protagonist had done nothing wrong so you sympathize with him, but still the audience is left totally in the dark as to his status and doesn't know whether or not to secretly root for the bad guys.

    i don't really have anything bad to say about this movie.

  21. try watching channels besides SciFi network by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 3, Informative

    Other than a massive airtime buy on SciFi (which, given that 80% of their commericials are for their own shows, probably cost about $1.89) and a few other minor cable channels, real-world promotion of this film has been zilch.

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    1. Re:try watching channels besides SciFi network by Chemical · · Score: 1

      I don't even get the SciFi network. I'm talking about Fox and NBC and other major broadcast networks. I swear to god that an ad for this movie is aired durring every single commercial break. Of course it might have something to do with the time I'm usually watch TV (11pm-1am usually).

    2. Re:try watching channels besides SciFi network by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is all over comedy central too. I watch that channel more than any other (by far) and Impostor is being promoed to death on that channel as well.

      I would have thought comedy central, sci-fi, and dimension (film distributor) was all owned by the same company, but that is not the case, so actual money did change in promoting this movie.

      Sci-Fi is owned by USA Networks (which was just bought by Universal/Vivendi, the same company that owns mp3.com)

      Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, says this site.

      Dimension is owned by Miramax, which is owned by Disney -- says this site and this site.

      I don't watch too much tv, but you would think that Disney would plug the movie on ABC and ESPN, which it also owns, especially since they are hurting for cash right now. Why not promote in house?

      How is this related to Impostor? Only tangentially. But be aware of the Big Six media companies. Three are involved in this film. It's more than six, but the other companies are AOL/TimeWarner, Sony, NewsCorp, and Bertelsmann (of Napster fame).

      Others would add GE to the list, because they own NBC.

      In any case, the entirety of our information and entertainment world comes nearly exclusively through those 8 companies.

  22. this movie by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    sucked. Too many plot holes. I felt as if the whole story was fairly easy to guess. Especially the last part.

    If the aliens were able to get through the shields, then why bother implanting bombs in clones and just drop bombs into the city. The whole explination of why tests weren't done on the guy to check if he was an imposter was stupid. Their check was to drill his heart out. They could of done the test he was trying to do in the first place. Not only that, but the stupidity of some people in the movie is astounding. The major could just be will farrel doing a skit the whole time as a retard.

    That being said, the idea of not expecting much from a movie is... what? Paying 8.75$ to see a movie and the cost goes to... where? Not even just the cost to see a movie but i agree that this is a movie i'm going to see a lot 10 years down the road on the sci-fi channel because of it's sci-fi cheese plot.

  23. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by smileyy · · Score: 1

    The call to the no-arg super constructor is implicit, you know. I never see why people put those in...

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  24. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The signature of main is

    main(String[] args).

  25. was that supposed to be funny? by S.+Allen · · Score: 2

    Event Horizon and Supernova are two of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    1. Re:was that supposed to be funny? by abolith · · Score: 1

      hey I liked event Hor. it was supernova that left soemthing to be desired. oh sure it had a few very funny moments but overall it sucked.

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    2. Re:was that supposed to be funny? by storem · · Score: 1

      Due to the fact that I went at night and the movie wasn't the biggest hit here in Belgium, I sat down in the movie theater amongst 4 other brave beings to see Event Horizon.

      I must say: This was the scariest movie I have ever seen.

      Maybe the fact tat I was quite drunk played it's part too... but great memories about that night...

    3. Re:was that supposed to be funny? by Coy0t3 · · Score: 1

      A buddy and I went to see Event Horizon in the middle of the day at a budget theater ($1.00). We were the only people in the theater, and I tell you what... That movie scared the ever-lovin' shit outta me. It really wasn't a good movie, just well executed. I still get the willies thinking about it....

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  26. Worked on it by benh57 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I worked on this movie. It filmed at Raleigh studios in Manhattan Beach (south of LAX) where they took over several stages between Nov 99 and Feb of 2000.

    The set was huge, and pretty amazing. They built the entire subway inside two sound stages, along with some sci-fi buildings (the hospital).

    Apparently they had distribution problems which prevented its release. We also worked on Evolution, which started filming several months AFTER Impostor finished, but obviously was released a while ago.

  27. But I must! by clump · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Pitch Black wasn't a very good film ;) It was entirely predictable, and it was merely a rehash of the Alien movies. Oh come on, the dude from Fast and the Furious?

    It's a sad world indeed if we expect everything to be high caliber


    Why shouldn't we expect what we pay for to be high-calibre?
  28. Re:New foe system does NOT work by terpia · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Actually, you have just described how it works at the Other Site - a comment gets a -2 and gets moderated to oblivion. Not at Slashdot though. No comment will go below -1. Try it. Set all your modifiers to -6 and see how many comments show up. This assumes your threshold is set to -1.

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  29. funny: no. Rediculous: yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  30. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by mlk · · Score: 1

    eak, someones head has been perverted with that evil C stuff.

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  31. Bad Movie by lynuhx · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is simply a bad film. If it weren't for the special effects, that incidentally only show up primarily in the beginning of the film, this would be a "B" grade film. All of the running around in the so-called Dead Zone did nothing to further the plot made thin by the obvious padding. This could have been a good short subject if it were limited to the elements essential to the plot. Sadly, Sinise (one of the Producers of the film) saw fit to expand it into a bomb. Don't bother renting it, as it will likely be rendered to tape and DVD quite soon.

  32. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offtopic! Moderate down legitimate criticism!
    Come on. Slashdot has done nothing to make its product more professional from a journalistic standpoint, yet they became a corporate entity
    and have even discussed taking our money. This
    is a bunch of crap. Even the new twit lists or
    whatever dont work properly.

  33. Scissors now on desk by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

    Weird, I just got home from seeing this thing. Luckily I got in for free. When I heard about this movie like two years ago I expected a Blade Runner with ten times the quality of special effects and acting on par to BR because you won't want your new movie to suck ass compared to a movie based on a story by the same author. Then this piece of crap came out.

    No the special effects aren't cool, I was more impressed watching the Babylon 5 pilot in terms of CG shots. Fancy fly overs of a city to give a sense of scale only work if the city is believable. Now why would a society protecting itself with dome shields build skyscrapers, and fancy ass ones at that? It was sort of sad some effects shots looked good (the medical print outs) while the news broadcasts and interface for the scanner thingie were just sad.

    The outdoor shots were sort of cool to watch because I've been to alot of those buildings. A good number of exterior shots were filmed at CS Pomona in or on the CompSci building. The building with the weird looking triangular points is said building, the stairs they first walk up I broke my ankle on. You'll notice this is the same building in Gattaca. Same with the "walls of the city" which you'll notice is the same place Ethan Hawke's character in Gattaca watched rockets launching.

    The acting was pretty decent but the screenwriters sure did add alot of stuff from the like four page short story originally written.

    *SPOILER*
    I guess I missed in the movie where the mention the passphrase for the bomb. I was waiting for somebody to bring it up considering it is a major plot device in the story. Am I the only one who missed it or did anybody else sort of fail to catch the single line in the whole movie making reference to it?
    *END SPOILER*

    With Gary Sinise I you don't know what to expect. He does such a damn good job in some good movies and then pulls of a stinker like Reindeer Games and the Imposter. Overall I rate it pretty low and I'm glad I didn't pay to see it. Like the original review says, people ecpecting Blade Runner will be disappointed. Maybe next time I'll go see A Beautiful Mind: Romper Stomper 2.

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    1. Re:Scissors now on desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen this movie, but I'm pretty sure that the building in Gattaca is the Marin County Civic Center in California. IIRC.

  34. OT : AI and other stuff by nusuth · · Score: 1
    I didn't watch AI, though I have read and heard a lot about it. From what I gathered it was not a movie worth watching, so I didn't. I have read the stories, Aldiss's introduction about stories and the movie project and it was not really suprising that film turned out to be so bad.

    "Supertoys last all summer long" is a fine story, and it really has little to do with android boy trying to be human. It is about his confusion about his mother, why doesn't she love her, why isn't she happy when he is around? The remaining supertoys stories were written with a movie script in mind, and they sucked. Aldiss himself states that "supertoys last all sumer long" was a story that could not be expanded, and he tried very hard to write sequels for it as there were not enough full length movie material in it. Kubrick was a genius but he misjudged story's potential. And after 30 years, two sequels and a director change AI is what we got.

    BTW an adult film inspired by PKD sounds OK to me; although not graphical, PKD novels include a lot of sex. Someone, please shoot movies of "the man in the high castle" or "a scanner darkly"; I asssure you that they would make fine movies.

    An "Ubik" would be a perfect geek movie, what do you think?

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    1. Re:OT : AI and other stuff by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      what the hell are you talking about? You admit you haven't seen AI, then proceed on to a critique. I loved AI, it's really a unique work structurally and emotionally. Visually wonderful, too. You cannot offer an opinion on a film you haven't seen you stupid stupid idiot.

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    2. Re:OT : AI and other stuff by mgblst · · Score: 1

      A Scanned Darkly was the first PKD novel i read, the first of many. I don't know how well PKD novels transfer on the screen, because they are so much about people, and their relationships with each other, just a few hundred years into the future. This does not bode well with the current Sci-Fi movie genre.

      Never the less, i still get excited when a PKD event comes along...woohooo.

    3. Re:OT : AI and other stuff by HamNRye · · Score: 2

      Radio Free Albemuth would make a great movie, and you can munge stuff from the Valis trilogy to pad with some sense of story.

    4. Re:OT : AI and other stuff by ptrourke · · Score: 1

      You've got to be kidding. Radio Free Albemuth makes for a decent book, but a movie? Even Valis (a better book) wouldn't make a decent movie. If you're going to make a PKD movie, *Man in the High Tower*, *The Unteleported Man*, or "Electric Ant" would be the obvious sources. As for Total Recall, maybe if Gary Sinise had been cast in it, it might have been a decent movie (Arnohld isn't exactly your PKD hero, is he?). As it is it's garbage.

  35. Outer Limits episode... by nettdata · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I'm too lazy to go look it up, it should also be noted that this story was also adapted to a 1 hour episode of the Outer Limits.

    It was thoroughly enjoyable and was extremely well done. Quite frankly, I was rather skeptical about the chances of it making it as a full-on in-theatre movie.

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    1. Re:Outer Limits episode... by blkros · · Score: 1

      Thank you...I knew that I'd seen this damn thing before, and it was driving me crazy.

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    2. Re:Outer Limits episode... by underbider · · Score: 1

      I remember this movie best by it's NPR presentation. All special effects and persons are played by one storry teller. This was before internet was hip, and wow! This is a really gripping storry when told right.

  36. Dont blame Dick by Gabriel72 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I notice that Blade runner was mentioned alongside aliens as reference to "good" Sci Fi. Blade runner was adapted from another P K Dick story "Do androids dream of electric sheep" When I say adapted I mean that Hollywood removed any meaningful content and replaced it with breasts and explosions. Compared to the painfully detailed social commentary and legendary character depth that the book contains, the movie is the worst pile of crap ever to grace the screen.

    1. Re:Dont blame Dick by Hast · · Score: 1

      Personally I liked Bladerunner. (The movie that is.) The world seems very real in it. Sure, it doesn't follow DADoES completely but it is still a good movie. Basically an extrapolation from the book than anything else.

      Much like how Starship Troopers movies and book are similar. (Obviously ST the movie sucks compared to the book.)

    2. Re:Dont blame Dick by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I liked Blade Runner, as a sci-fi movie, it wasnt too bad. But the much was much better. I guess we, or certainly I, expect much more from a book. And generally are rewarded for it. Is this perhaps because one man writes a book, whereas many are involved in the creation of a film? Oh, forgot about Phantom Menace.

    3. Re:Dont blame Dick by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 1
      Compared to the painfully detailed social commentary and legendary character depth that the book contains, the movie is the worst pile of crap ever to grace the screen.


      Apples and oranges, man. IMO, Blade Runner wasn't praised because it remained true to PKD; if it had, it probably would have ended up as a well-respected cult film on a par (popularity-wise) with just about any David Cronenberg film except for The Fly and, just maybe, Scanners(and that mostly for the head exploding scene). Blade Runner was, and still is, so popular because it remains one of the best visualizations of the future that has ever been put on screen. How many SF films that are set on earth are either post-apocalyptic (filmed in some Nevada ghost town) or utopian/dystopian (filmed at a community college built in the late 50s/early 60s)? (And, yes, before you start, I do like films to have features in them such as plots, which Blade Runner is a little short on, to put it mildly.)


      Point is, it was and is a good SF movie. I've learned, from other novel-to-movie adaptations, that the process rarely improves the product (with rare exceptions, such as Stephen King's Christine). If you must go to see the movie, especially if you loved the book, just about the best that you can hope for is that they spell the author's name right.

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  37. Event Horizon?! by nagora · · Score: 1
    I hope you were joking about EH. I went to see it with a group of people and about an hour in I wanted to leave (I've never left a film yet) but stayed since I wasn't on my own. At the end it emerged that every single one of us had felt the same way!

    TWW

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  38. Here's a hint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During those lame ads on TV, you keep hearing Idiot A saying to Various Idiots: He's a genetic cyborg with a BOMB in his chest....

    GENETIC CYBORG!?!?! WTF!? Did an 8 year old write this?

    And wouldn't a simple X-ray at the clinic solve this in about 2 minutes? Unless he's wearing GENETIC LEAD UNDERWEAR.

    Also, Gary Sinise is an improbable lead in a movie, he looks ... funny.

    All right, mod me down.
    Thank you.

    1. Re:Here's a hint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you would have watched the movie, you would have seen that it was based on a short story written around 1950. also, they said that the bomb isnt detectable by normal methods. the bomb is, as far as i understood, 100% synthetic.

  39. Re:page lengthening post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Klerck,

    I know you read all your replies, so I just wanted to comment.

    I love the number crapflooding, but since the number of whiny slashfaggot replies has gone down recently, I think it's time to spice things up.

    Pick something that you want to get rid of, that probably isn't worth selling, but is something that someone else might want. Like an old Playstation or a 1st generation PalmPilot or something.

    Then, turn the crapflooding into a contest! Say you are going to give the (item you want to throw away) to the first person who can collect all the random number crapfloods, combine them, and rot13 them to find the secret message. Or, ask for the 3rd number from the 5th crapflood on this day, times the 5th number from the 2nd crapflood after noon on that other day.

    People love contests.

    Then, when somebody wins the contest, have them email their home address to you. Then, you go to that address and FUCK THEM IN THE ASS. If the address is a PO Box or a Mailboxes etc., wait there for them to pickup their mail and then FUCK THEM IN THE ASS.

    It'll be great!

  40. Starship Troopers helmets and uniforms... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    Man, htose things are seeing a lot of action around Hollywood. Every time I turn a corner, there is someone running down a long hallway with those helmets on... I was flipping through and saw them in a kids show (I think it was some Power Rangers Thingee) and thought, man, the costume company is cleaning up.

    Anyway, we need to start an internet list on all of the costumes and props (especially Scifi) that have been waaaaaay overused.

    My first vote is for the neo-futuristic bank of lights (it is used to make a place look cool, hah!) that appear randomly in houses of action movies and last-season scifi shows. Usually seen in the background when some thug lieutenant says, "Sir! He's still alive!"
    Big Bad Guy with scars:
    "Still alive? Impossible!!! Find him and kill him!!!" (Note to viewers, that shiny Christmas lights box in the background is a computer, or somehting, anyway, its winking behind the badguy)

    Second vote is for the "V" costumes and helmets. Man, if that ain't overused.

  41. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    Hmmm.... Maybe it would be better if slashdot had a movie review policy that specified that movie reviews must be written in the most fluent language of the reviewer - like Perl or C++ instead of english.

    Coming soon: a review of the software used to create the special-effects for the movie "Imposter"...

  42. Re:Kids, don't learn English from reading this rev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your post is about the same level as someone ranting about the cockney accents that are pervading BBC. people talk how they want, and i understand chrisd precisely. i can also choose to write english consistent with standard journalism, or with good literature. in this post i dont. and i dont care what you write in response.

  43. Re:Reused footage (aka Starship Troopers prequel ; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh... Hey what can I say? I'm a computer animator not a film reviewer.

    At least my post didn't get moderated down to zero.

    Seeing the grammar on the news postings here are you any less surprised?

    So pooh pooh to you...

  44. Dick was a consultant. by Sans_A_Cause · · Score: 1

    Dick worked with Ridley Scott on this film, but died shortly after filming was completed. It's not exactly "Do androids..." but it is certainly a Dick story in the end.

  45. Kitt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of "V". Did you ever notice that the doomsday device that the aliens try to activate near the end of the movie was actually Kitt, from Knight Rider. Spotting that was nearly as funny as when they used the star trek bridge equipment noises for the machine that the guy making the forged ID badges was using.

  46. Dammit by pj7 · · Score: 1

    IF I see one more movie review by John Katz I'm going to go postal!
    Erm... wait a miute......

  47. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You worked on TWO movies that sucked ass! Please name some other shitty films to which you have contributed!

  48. PKD Movies I'd like to see by kallisti · · Score: 1

    Paycheck: a man takes a job which is so secret, they erase his memory when it is done. He goes to get his money and gets a piece of string, a bus ticket, and other miscellaneous junk. This could be a great movie

    The Unteleported Man: There are two ways to get to the stars, the long way and a teleporting device. The 'porters are all owned by a corporation who may be lying about what actually happens. One man decides to go the long way and, well, stuff happens.

    The Variable Man: a handyman from the 20th century gets shifted into the future and messes up the predictions of how events should unfold. Sort of an anti-Foundation.

    I would also like to see anyone make something out of Maze of Death, Ubik, and, especially, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. These would be challenging.

  49. Re:Reused footage (aka Starship Troopers prequel ; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You pedantic fuck.
    Go jerk off some more. Nobody's watching.