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  1. Googlefight it out on RollerMouse Aims to Replace the Traditional Mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    The GoogleFight says Horse Mouse

  2. Slow a**holes in line on Wells Fargo Web-Enables ATMs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. As if waiting for some jerk to

    • Check his balance
    • transfer funds
    • buy stamps
    wasn't bad enough, now I have to wait for him to
    • Check his email
    • view stock quotes
    • Play a game of Bejeweled
    • Install BonziBuddy
    • view some pr0n
  3. Coral Cache Works on Game On Exhibit At Chicago Science And Industry Museum · · Score: 1

    The link Coralized works fine. There was no specific mention of ADVENT or rogue in the article, however.

  4. Re:why? on Firefox-Based Netscape 8 Beta Goes Live · · Score: 1
    I looked through the prefs in the browser (I installed it a little while ago) and I can't find one to turn on the IE rendering engine. It's not in the view menu either. I stopped looking there, so maybe it would have been in the third place I looked.

    I'm guessing that like most of the Mozilla browsers, you might be able to adjust it using about:config

    However, I haven't downloaded this and am only speculating.

  5. Re:The future of Windows on Windows Longhorn Beta for June Release · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Windows XP: Unified Home/Pro editions
    Longhorn: Avalon & Indigo
    Blackcomb: WinFS

    Sort of like Debain:

    • Stable
    • Testing
    • Unstable

    I like it. GNU/Debian/Windows

  6. Re:Not "Gentoo without all that compiling" on Arch In Depth · · Score: 1
    But one of the points of Arch is making *very* easy to compile your own packages (thus, the "gentoo without gentoo" thingie). As I already told, it will be a *very* great hit if Arch manages to seemlessly integrate binaries from the public repos with packages locally compiled. The rationale of this is that usually from the whole bunch of packages you usually have installed (in the numbers of hundreds, even thousands) it only makes real sense to recompile a short number of them (because you want them with special flags, you need them patched or whatever) so you could have most of the benefit from Gentoo (having locally compiled well integrated packages when needed) without all the hassle about compiling the other 95% of the packages you really doesn't care about.

    Couldn't you do the same thing today with Debian by using a source package for a particular application and using pre-compiled .debs for everything else? And, this would be available to all the platforms that Debian is available on.

    Seems to me that this is a distro in search of a problem.

  7. Evolution of HURD on The Hurd Gets Support For Large Filesystems · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While Linux, Windows, etc. have had 2Gb filesystems for a long time, it is nice that HURD supports larger files now.

    I'll probably never use it, but I respect the HURD crew for continuing to stay committed to their project, despite HURD being so far behind other kernels.

  8. Re:Korea. on That's Using Your Head · · Score: -1

    Or, maybe it was like the Guiness commercials:

    /. user #23834: Let's use "Old Koreans" as the new Slashdot cliche

    /. user #45331: "Old Koreans"? Brilliant!

  9. Perl lightweight? on Lightweight Languages Workshop Webcast from MIT · · Score: 1

    If Perl is a lightweight language, what the hell is a heavyweight language? Assembly? Isn't this the same type of distinction as high-level/low-level?

  10. Re:Great... on Nintendo Eyeing the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    Donkey Kong

  11. Re:start a mini help desk audio file on How Do You Deal w/ User Induced Stress? · · Score: 1
    you really could automate it like that. "If you have noticed your browser won't browse, press one" "Lost your password..press two" and etc

    I don't know what software does that, but it exists, those sorts of automated responses are quite common when you call into places.

    Actually, Asterisk would suit the purpose just fine, once you got over the install hurdle.

  12. Re:start a mini help desk audio file on How Do You Deal w/ User Induced Stress? · · Score: 1

    Better solution:

    1. Record solution to problem as audio file on your PC
    2. Listen to neeping
    3. Select proper audio file
    4. Play file for (l)user
    5. Hang up
    6. Repeat as necessary

    Note: Step 2 is optional. The alternative is just click a random audio file.

  13. Re:Slashdotted already on Preview of KDE 3.4 · · Score: 1

    Not that anybody actually reads the FAQ, but wouldn't information on using Coral be something good to put in the FAQ, under the section on submitting stories?

    Then, if (and this is a BIG if) the editors were to view the page (using the Coral link) before posting the story to the front page, the Coral cache would have had a chance to get to the page before the /. effect took place.

    And, while I'm offtopic to the main discussion; how about a Slashdot.org story, maybe once a month, where discussions about Slashdot could take place. This would let people discuss how Slashdot works in a particular forum, instead of having to venture offtopic.

  14. Opportunity for EULA court case? on Gator's EULA Dissected · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Often times, it's mentioned on /., K5, Fark, etc. that EULAs aren't enforceable as a contract. Would this be a good case for someone to take Gator to court over, since Gator seems to want to restrict a person's ability to use thier computer? Would a judgement against Gator cause other companies to be less restrictive in their EULA terms? Or, would other companies just point and laugh (figuratively) at Gator for getting nailed?

  15. Re:Riiight ... on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: 1
    Dont forget multiple orgasmns and cloning your pet.

    As long as you aren't giving your cloned pet multiple orgasms, then I say fine.

  16. Wife...Slashdot...does not compute on Fanless Media Center Box · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course, I'm joking. It does seem that everyone gets irritated at potential noise levels. Are you really watching Kill Bill with the volume at "1" and complaining that you can't hear the dialogue over the fan noise? Also, what's wrong with a glass door in front of the PC?

  17. Poke-a-yoke or poka-yoke engineering anybody? on Probe Crash Due to Misdesigned Deceleration Sensor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the principles that has come about from continuous improvement, kanban, Toyota manufacturing is the idea of poke-a-yoke, or poka-yoke engineering.

    The idea is, you design something so that it can only be used one way, so that errors in installation are eliminated. For example, if this switch/sensor/whatever needed to be installed from one side, you put a bump/notch on the opposite side that would prevent the part from being installed wrong.

    For another example of this, if you have an N64 gaming system, take apart one of the controllers and look at the button design. Every button has slots that it fits in, so that you can only install a button in one location. There's no worrying about "Did I swap the A and B buttons?" because it's not possible.

  18. Pepperballs? on Police Disperse Bush Protesters with Pepper Paintballs · · Score: 2, Funny

    While the idea of getting shot by one of these doesn't sound that appealing, I would like to know:

    1. Do these fit in a normal paintball marker?
    2. If so, where can I get some of these?

    Not that I'd use these in a paintball game, but this could be an interesting addition to the home defense arsenal.

  19. Re:Blimey on OpenSSH is Five Years Old · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one thinking "Is that all!"

    SSH, and it's associated tools, have become so much intrenched in my everyday life it's hard to remember a world without them!

    Thank you very much OpenSSH developers!

    I'm guessing that the OpenSSH project is 5 years old. I'm sure that the SSH protocol was in place longer than that.

    This just marks what quality developers can do given a standard protocol definition. Congrats to the developers.

  20. Re:Impressive on Gates, Jobs, Torvalds: Who is Most Important? · · Score: 1
    I didn't realize that you can schedule ./ing now.

    Sure you can. It's as easy as

    1. Create a site with lots of images/video/other large files
    2. Submit your site with a story
    3. /.ing
  21. Re:The quote is..... on Flash Mobs a Threat to Security? · · Score: 1

    Looking at your quote, I found a trilogy of stories, the first of which being called "Moon Shadow" that discusses al-Queda cells being comprised of "ten dedicated men"

  22. Re:Yes, they really could be dangerous on Flash Mobs a Threat to Security? · · Score: 0, Troll
    With the kind of random chaos that they could bring, it would be very, very easy for someone with violent or other criminal intentions to get away with something. Imagine flash mobbing the President, it would be very easy for someone to get around the SS agents and shoot the President because there would be so many people "spontaneously" crowding around Bush.

    Was this a simple abbreviation for Secret Service, or something more nefarious, referring to the Schutzstaffel (Hitler's elite special forces)?

    I only ask because, here in the USA, it's getting harder to distinguish between our system and that of Nazi Germany.

  23. Re:FP? on A Working, Quantum-Encrypted Intranet · · Score: 3, Insightful
    it's the key to the encryption that they have to make sure isn't tampered with or eavesdropped on. say the key is 100 bits long. after the transmission of the key, the sender and reciever compare, say, 50 of these bits publicly. if the receiver's bits are different than the sender's they know someone has tampered with it (since any measurement by an outsider will alter the state) and they throw that key away. if they are exactly the same, they know no one listened in and they can use the other 50 bits as the actual key. they send the encrypted data only after they are sure no one else has the key.

    This raises a question for me; if I (a theoretical man-in-the-middle bad guy) know of a quantum-encrypted channel that is being used, for example, by banks, what prevents me from tapping the wire, disrupting the quantum state, and forcing another attempt at transmission? Couldn't a man-in-the-middle become a denial-of-service between two parties by never allowing them to secure a line in the first place?

  24. Re:Obvious on Jet-Powered Wheelchair · · Score: 1

    Throw her into the jet engine, like the Navy soldier who got sucked through the intake on an airplane on the flight deck at night?

  25. This is nothing new on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As Kevin Mitnick pointed out in his book The Art of Deception, anyone with a PBX system can program their outgoing Caller-ID information to show anything they want.

    As far as star38.com goes, I wonder what purpose they hope to serve by doing this. After all, it's a free service, and as we all know, nothing in this world is free. Could it be that star38.com will sit in the middle and record these conversations, either to sell prank calls a la The Jerky Boys? Or, maybe they'll gleam little bits of information about people and sell that marketing information to companies?